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Last time on no latency. Betting.
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Is fun. OK, that's.
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It retro. Are you OK?
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You look really angry. I have to go.
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We want retribution. We lost money.
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On it, Retro doesn't quite see me.
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Put it on trauma team. Riot, riot, riot riot.
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That's true. That's what warned me last time.
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Get this fucking thing off. I'm smack, all right?
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We're going to do our best. Yeah, Retro, I'm coming.
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I'm coming. I'm.
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Coming. Then you can gift me that money
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and then if I lose it, I lose. I can afford another cigarette.
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Let me see your skirt. Went into my mind palace.
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I didn't do this. Here's hoping for the best you.
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Didn't see me do this. Do it now.
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I did not do this. Will I?
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Better than none. You did it, Hot Wheels.
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You did it. Gosh, this is the moment of
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truth, everyone. I think, I think I'm pretty
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Rogan, Rogan. Not Jeb.
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Oh hello everyone and Happy Hallows Eve, Halloween is the
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day that it is. It's my favorite time of the
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year. National holiday, It's Yeah,
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you're lucky. I like Vendel.
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What you'll like Vendel? Yes, thank you.
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I really appreciate it everyone. Can brain dances like teach you
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something like inherent in your brain?
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Is it like uploading information?
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Like a skill? Jeb, Jeb, do you want?
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Do you want slots? Do you?
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Do you want cyberware slots in your necky times?
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Well, I just, I just had a real good idea for for a Halloween
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costume, but. Because I could also sell you a
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skill chip. Yeah, you know, I, I think I'd,
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I'd love just one, just one. One little slot in the neck.
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One little slot and it's honestly I'm I'm I'm going to be
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out, going to be real with you, just going to get one here just
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for the just for the Halloween costume.
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And then if we could just go ahead and take that out, that'd
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be great. Yes, definitely.
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I'll definitely take it out afterwards.
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You won't find A use for that in the slightest.
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Great, great, cool. Well.
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So do I. That means I'm going to be
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working on Jeb VD. So if you want to install those
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skate feet that Vendell is holding and jumping up and down,
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skate, skate, skate so. Excited for you, Vendell?
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Yes, calm. Down.
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Wait, so I'm installing the skate feet?
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You said you would remember when we were at the glass market and
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we saved everyone. Oh, by the way, we saved
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everyone. No.
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We did. Yes, I did say that.
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You did, and you promised. Because I remember I was like,
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are you going to make us? Are you going to make us find
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out why this guy exploded? And you were like, yes.
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And then I was like, OK, And then I own a loft.
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It's the end of Part 2. Yes, OK, let's let's get these
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as solved. This, this should be no, no
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problem. This is this is easy.
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Exactly. All right, so Vendel mentioned
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that they don't want to replace the rubber leg.
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Now normally skate feet require 2 legs, but I do have a brace
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that will attach to the waist attachment for the other leg, so
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there's no need to remove the flesh leg we will have to
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remove. The sole of your other foot
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though. No, no, I know it's fine.
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Yes, I totally know what I'm doing.
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OK, let's get to work. OK, VB, so over there you've got
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the tibia, the fibia replacement, the leg brace.
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So you have to insert those in the flesh leg.
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You've got the leg brace, the installation.
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Normally we charge about 500 labour.
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I'm sure you're doing that for free because Vendel was a friend
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making a a total of 400 eddies for my services and plus 100 for
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the holiday fee. Thank you very much.
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Wonderful. Yes, I just made a lot of money
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off of Vendel, so in the in the roller Derby.
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So there will be no charge here. Yay.
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Skate feet. Skate feet.
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Skate feet. All right, so let's just get
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this brace in there. I'm ready.
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Doctor. Doctor VV.
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Thank you yes get yourself a nice and comfy now just OK, let
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me see the leg really quick OK, OK, Yep Yep Yep it's it's it's
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OK. Do you want any sort of drugs to
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you know, it shouldn't be a painful, too painful of a
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process, but. Those aren't you replacing my
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tibia or amphibia? Yeah, but it's just your tibia
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amphibia. That's a.
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That's a bone. You're a doctor.
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Those are those bones in my. Well, I was going to put, I'm
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going to put a numbing agent down there, but I don't know if
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you want an additional something to just be in like a loopy land,
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you know? Yeah, I mean, that'd be nice.
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All right, take this. This will put you in loopy land.
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So this I could, I mean I could also take this synth coke.
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I don't think that synth coke is is the way you want to go.
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You would like no probably be more relaxed.
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Oh yeah, I'll hold on to this. Yes, for another day.
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OK, take this and then I'm going to apply a, a numbing agent to
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your foot. So for a second you'll feel and,
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and if just just a minute or two, you'll feel nothing.
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That's all right. Start now.
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Like get it 'cause it's. Yes, yes.
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OK, jokes while we're on the operating table.
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So Vivi, in order to install these skate feet on Vendel, you
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have to perform three medical skill checks.
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You are now in your prep stage sweating.
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Do you want to know the DV or do you want to play in the dark?
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I I'm quite confident in my skills so.
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Totally should be VV. I've seen how you'd play with
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that old school game operation you got very.
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Good control. I, I do, I do, I, I am very good
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at operation, I'll have you know.
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So no, no, I don't need the DV. I'm I'm good to go.
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You're born a master. It's so much fun to play.
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All right, first one. Knock him out.
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It's the the the drugs make me feel great, I bet.
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Do a great job. That's fantastic.
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Yes, you rolled at 18. The DV was 15.
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Make the correct insurgents. Nice little keyhole thing.
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You're going to snap the bone into pieces on the inside.
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On your next one, remove the nose and then insert the bone in
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its pieces. Screw it together so it's like a
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keyhole surgery in the back of the neck.
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I could never be a doctor in real life.
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DV. DV wincing.
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I should. Oh man, I'm just kidding.
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Is he? OK, why are you wincing?
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BB? Just blood.
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Iona. Iona, don't come in here,
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there's lots of my blood also. Jeb don't come in here, there's
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lots of my blood also. Jeb roll Resist torture drug.
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Oh, no. Oh.
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Wait, I think I smell something. You didn't think about it.
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You don't. Lock the door, Vivi.
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It's not baking, is it? Wow.
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You do a fantastic job. Of stemming the flow.
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We'll get to you, Jeb. That's really.
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Fun. Just a fantastic job of this
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check, and this is the hardest of the checks 'cause you're
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removing your bone from the lower leg and you rolled 18.
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The DV was 17. So you pass and you managed to
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remove the tibia and vivia from the lower half of Vendel's leg.
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It's held in a brace on this bed and you notice the skin and
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muscles sag a little bit to remove the back.
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Oh, it's wibbly. Oh, OK, The drugs are working,
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yes. Drugs and numbing, but yeah,
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this will be this that that was the hardest part, Vendel, and
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you did great, great. Now we just got a insert.
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The. Wheelies.
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Healies. And and and the bones, because
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look, it's all flibbly flabbly look and.
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They play with the flesh. Yeah, you have to smack their
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hand away. OK, No, no, Vendel, don't,
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don't. Sorry.
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They're taking those very well, which is great.
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Well, you gave me drugs and now I don't care.
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OK. Now, Jeb, you're, you're, you're
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sniffing in the background while this is happening.
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You, you sniff and you notice that not only do you resist the,
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the, the blood, it makes you sniff around and you smell that
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the vending machine, you smell that the vending machine has
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been freshly changed. Cool fresh baby girl.
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Hey, Retro A. Fresh baby baby, freshly changed
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baby. That's what I'm looking to
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change too. Like a freshly changed babies.
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Like a fresh baby. Hey Retro, you notice that
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everything over here is nicely freshed?
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It's nicely we got freshly big bread in this.
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What? Yeah, what?
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Check it out. Real bread or synth bread?
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Well, I, I mean, hold on. Yeah, it's synth bread, but come
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on. Oh, that's just my banana bread
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that I'm making. It smells incredible.
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Should be done in I think another 15 minutes.
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Well then we're going to get my legs.
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Yes, yes. OK, last part.
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Let's do this, Mendel do. This.
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Woo, OH. Holy shit I blinked and it was
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done. That's 24.
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Holy crap, that's amazing. Well done 24.
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Yes, you finish off the brace is now a panel on the bottom of
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Vendelle foot. You've replaced they you've
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replaced their foot. They now have a cyber foot on
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both feet. The brace goes up the back of
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their leg and clicks into the underside of their knee and
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facing front. You'd never see it.
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You wouldn't even know it attaches to the underside of
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their hip and now they can activate these skate feet.
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Wow, this is cool. These are cool, can you undumb
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my leg please? Well, that's going to take just
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a little bit longer, probably another 30 minutes and you'll be
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good. Right.
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Well, I mean, we could speed it up with the the large syringe.
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There just go. For it all right the.
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The. Halloween arc is on a time
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crunch, so. 15 minutes. Halloween's coming if.
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We got trick or treating to do, so let me.
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Yeah, let's just administer this really quick.
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Yeah. Oh, I feel it.
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It's weird. It's so weird.
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You're going to feel it. It's.
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Like when someone pokes you when your leg is dead or your arm is
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dead, you know what I mean? That's exactly.
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What I was going to ask what it was like.
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You know, you're, you're a little more bored up, you know,
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hopefully this doesn't mess with you too much, you know, because
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sometimes. I'm I'm.
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If you get a little too much cyberwear, you get a little,
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your brain gets a little so. Yeah, I've got a roller, I've
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got a roll. Humanity.
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Yeah, there's more. Feet and a brace.
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Yeah, Vendel becomes. That's three D6.
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More roll like atom smasher. Oh mate.
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All right, so Vendel, their humanity is lowered.
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Then tells humanity. Whoa.
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Really? Why?
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Yeah. Every time you install new
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cyberware, you lose a bit of yourself and you become more
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like a Cyborg and a monster. No no, I meant like why I rolled
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11. Does that mean it goes down by
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11? Yes, it goes down by 11.
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So although their their empathy is five, that's represented as
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50. It's currently already at -1 So
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it's at 4. So then you're at 3:00 and they
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can gain that back by going to therapy.
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Going to yeah this real mechanic and cyberpunk and it's great all
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right well that's that's all settled so everyone I'm.
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Going to get changed. Yes, I too, I didn't want to get
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any blood on my costume, so I'm going to go get changed.
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What's everybody is everybody else dressed up?
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Are. We dressing up now?
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It's Halloween, guys. I.
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Mean, I I got my costume, it's all ready to go.
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I just, that's why I'm here talking to the doc.
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You know, I just got one what last final thing I got to take
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care of. I, I yeah, I just have to go
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stop by my apartment. I got it there.
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All right, everybody, let's get our costumes and go out because
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it's Halloween, all right, I'm. Yeah, absolutely.
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We'll be back in the bar in 30. Yes, let's meet back at the bar
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in 30. Are you are you dressed?
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Should we should we wait to reveal your costume till we're
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at the bar? I'm.
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I'm in my costume. Yeah.
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Should we wait? We should we should we wait to
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reveal till everyone's ready? Yeah, yeah.
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Don't, don't come in yet. I don't want to see.
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Let's not talk, let's not talk about.
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Let's not talk about Vendel's. Everybody leaves, so only I know
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what Vendel's costume is and then we don't have to talk about
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it till we get to the bar. All right, Jeb, stop moving.
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I know the vending machine is very interesting.
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Just there you go and it. Oh, you know, Ayanna, that's
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really weird. That healed incredibly quickly.
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Did it? That's very well.
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Oh, yeah, barely even felt a thing.
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Well, I mean, it hurt really, really bad.
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And then when it actually was kind of, you know, when my brain
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tissue. Why didn't you say anything?
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I have drugs. That's weird.
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You know, my brain tissue was kind of forming over this little
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metal piece. It also was excruciating.
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But now I don't feel a thing all.
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Right. So it's weird you didn't scream
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at all. Hard man, Hard, hard, Hardy man,
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hard man. I'd like to scream on the
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inside, which I'm doing almost constantly.
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Well, then I recommend that you do a little.
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Stream therapy. Yes, I do.
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If you're screaming on the inside, that's a sign that you
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might need therapy. All right, so.
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What? What we we've got?
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What is it? A slot?
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Let me see. Cyberwear.
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Internal cyberware options. What is what is it called?
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Chip slot. Chip slot.
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That's what it's called. Cyberware.
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Oh yeah, Chipware socket, right? Let's see.
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Right, Jeb, That's 500 eddies, please.
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Jesus crashed. This stuff ain't cheap.
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Well, it's, it's a, it's a permanent internal piece of
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cyberware, my friend. Yep, and I suppose that you are
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professional, so quite late interest to compensate you
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fairly. Jeb, your EMP isn't affected by
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much, but you now have a chip wear socket in your neck.
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You can install software that you can buy from the vending
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machine in front of you. Oh great.
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Let me just go look through the digital Rolodex here, OK, TTTTR
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and oh, there it is. Perfect purchase.
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Let's roll to see how much that chip that you've selected costs.
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Oh, I rolled A10 on these really cool dice.
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That's fun. So that is 160 eddies.
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Oh my God, is this going to be worth the bit?
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What am I kidding? Of course it is.
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Well, all right, Doc. So how's this work?
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I just just kind of just like, do you?
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Remember, do you remember the memory stick by a by Sony?
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Oh, Oh yeah, back in the day. Yeah, yeah, like the SD cards in
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those old TV shows, like, like all TV shows and movies, like
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Fast and. Slightly angry like CSI North
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Dakota. Yes, yeah, that's exactly the
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show when they used the digital camera from 1998.
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Oh that, that's a good one. Yes.
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So you just. You'll feel a little spring and
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a little tingle, and then while it's installed, everything on
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the chip is available for you internally.
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You do have two slots though. I didn't have a single slot
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option. All right.
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Well, let me just go ahead and stick this one in here.
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Wow. OK, Well, I think I'm ready to
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go then. And I didn't install a Chiron,
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so if you want to use that you have to do.
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This here's the here's. Give me your hand.
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So tap your fingers like this and that'll activate your chip
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and then do the same but backwards and it'll unactivate
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your chip. OK, so just.
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OK, it looks like it all right. Yeah, that seems to be working.
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Right. Well, there you go, Jeb.
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You'll sort it out with your little Halloween thing.
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Thank you for your money. I appreciate that.
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Well, thank you for your services.
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Well, you know it is. It is, you know, American
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culture to tip when your services are appreciated and
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they'll paid 100. Dollars.
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Well, I suppose it is a cyberpunk future, so it makes
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sense that tipping is just exorbitant.
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Yes, and that I'm pressing you into it all.
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Right here's here's a Here's a tip of 111 eddies.
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Thank you very much, Jeb. Happy Halloween.
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around the table. Jeb rolls up and he has a a very
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like bad black wig on with like this deep widow's peak slicked
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back black hair. And he's just ghostly pale
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wearing this large black cloak covering this kind of ornately
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embroidered Crimson vest, this white ruffled shirt, deep dark
18:24
black pants. And he smiles at you and he
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knows that he has fangs. Oh.
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My friends are here. Oh MG.
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Do you like my new look? It's mostly due to this new
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brain dance. I had installed the
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Transylvanian accent. Yeah, a new brain dance.
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Jeb, that that you. Look great.
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You look fantastic. I don't know.
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I'm not supposed to copy your accent all night?
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It's going to be difficult. It fits with, you know, your old
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blood thing. So good.
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That's exactly what I had thought I said to myself.
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I said ah, but you can smell the blood.
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Therefore, maybe this year you go as vampire.
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It's a nice, nice sort of threads you got on there.
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Is that Lugosi? It is vampire.
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Wow. Yes.
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What are you supposed to be, Vivi?
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You see for Vivi, she has short purple hair and a very colorful
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jacket. And you see she has cat ears
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with little bows on them and they're cyber wear cat ears.
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She has her San Rue Hello cutie and a short skirt and cool like
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cybernetic leggings under the skirts.
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And her makeup is a bit paler and it looks like it kind of has
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a bit of a cat look to it, feline look to it.
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And she does a cute little pose. How do I describe this for
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podcast? BB, says the GM voice in the
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sky. Do you want a detachable tail?
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Yes, thank you. Yes, that would.
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Cost you? Let's roll the dice and find out
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you have money. Now I have to take it.
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I'm rich now. It's fine.
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Oh. That's a 10 and a one, so it's
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only 110 it's. Like OK.
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It's a Halloween costume price, yeah.
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Counting 110 Yeah, this is a spirit Halloween.
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It's. A spirit Halloween thing, it
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moves just constantly. You can't use it like as a whip
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or anything, but plus one to wardrobe in style.
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And as another side note, as I mentioned during the side quest,
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those ears can be used as a light in the dark.
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So when trying to proceed in the dark you get plus one what wear,
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but not during the light, not in day.
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So Vivi does a cute little pose, hand on the hip with her arm
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raised, kind of like a Sailor Moon pose.
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And I have Danger Gal. Oh yeah.
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I'm so glad I'm I'm. Saying license.
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Technically, yes, and there is, there is licensing.
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You know you can buy licensed IP costumes now you know in Night
21:32
City. License cost.
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But I I've heard that you have to pay royalties for that.
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These ears are official Danger Gal cat ears.
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They are a limited run of 500 and I have #286 I bought it at
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the What's the name of the market that we went to A.
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Night market. No.
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Glass market. I bought it at the glass market.
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The other one. OK, so that was mine.
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What are you retro? You will see Retro standing
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there. They have upgraded their Polygon
22:15
suit from before so now they can change the actual patterns by
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using a camouflage technique using several LEDs.
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So it looks like a dark blue almost black suit.
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If you can peer underneath wearing a pair of blue
22:30
suspenders with a red tie, a light blue like baby blue and
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white pinstripe shirt. And they have a pair of glasses
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over their eyes on their TV face.
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So digitally on their retros, just like the put one finger up
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as baby says that and just go. No John, you have to make sure
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you get your clothes in proportion to the physique.
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It's different do's and don'ts of wearing a bold stripe shirt.
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Always tip the stylist 15%. Sorry one second.
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I've got a bream Stoker here. They just kind of walked up.
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I'm not joking. Make sure you don't tip the
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owner salon OK? Oh yes hi.
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Wow, don't you all just look fantastic?
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Retro will reach into their pocket and pull out a cigarette
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case that they've refashioned and pull out a single business
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card and hand it to VVI. Look at the business card.
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On the business card it says Richard Headings.
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Yeah, that's bone. And the letter is something
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called Fillion Rail. These guys seem like a bit of a
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cycle. Yeah, you can also see that on
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the card itself, Oscar has a Biotechnica symbol down there at
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the bottom. Oh gosh, what's that?
23:43
That scene. Nice.
23:45
And I forget how the whole scene goes.
23:48
You look at Paul's card. Yeah, yeah.
23:52
Let's see it. Do you have it?
23:53
Paul's card. I'm so sorry I don't come with
23:55
cards. You know who does have a
23:58
business card? Who?
24:00
Iona. Oh yeah, this is definitely a
24:03
partial mockery of just corporals all together.
24:07
Of capitalism. Well, you see that Iona isn't in
24:13
costume. Iona's just got their
24:15
biotechnical jacket on and a big black duffel bag.
24:20
I don't. I'm sorry I don't have a
24:22
business card on me right now. Did.
24:24
You not have time to dress up, Iona.
24:29
Oh, I was just going to get it ready in the bar.
24:34
I thought. I didn't realize we were, I just
24:38
like grabbed it and I don't know.
24:39
I didn't I I didn't really think about it.
24:42
Vendel wasn't there. So I just grabbed my stuff.
24:45
Did. I hear my name.
24:47
Yeah, yes. I mean, I can reveal it now.
24:50
Would you like I could do it right now.
24:51
Oh. Yes, please.
24:54
I'll wait for my entrance. I own it.
24:56
It's. Your turn.
24:56
Yeah, Yeah, you save yours for last.
24:58
OK. So Iona turns her back and
25:02
unzips the biotechnical jacket and takes it off and it's just
25:05
wearing a a plain black T-shirt underneath from the back.
25:09
That's all you can see. And opens up the duffel bag and
25:15
pulls out a box and raises it up and puts it on their head.
25:21
Turns around and it's a copy of Retro's face and the T-shirt
25:27
just says Retro's number one fan.
25:30
Do you like it? Do you like it?
25:36
It's you started streaming and I I thought I could be one of your
25:40
fans. Wow, there's just so many.
25:43
I'm glad you could be the number one.
25:45
That's. For this double just retro.
25:49
Well don't worry, I have numbers 2 through 4 in here as well and
25:52
I pull flag 2. 6 This is amazing, where did you get the
26:02
TV head replica? Oh, I printed it.
26:06
Oh. Is it not a cardboard box?
26:09
I'm confused. You go, you go, Jeb, you go up
26:13
to the cardboard box and you touch it and you've and it is
26:15
actually, it just looks like a cardboard box.
26:17
It's actually a printed piece of costume.
26:21
It was a pre-existing print that we have for shipping things, so
26:26
I just put a face on it. Wow.
26:29
But yeah, look, I'm Retro's number one fan.
26:32
Woo. Oh, I forgot.
26:35
I pull a lanyard out of my pocket and I, I have to take the
26:38
box off of my head and I put the lanyard around my neck and I, I
26:41
put it back on and it's a it's a backstage pass to record
26:45
streaming show. When did you start North
26:50
American tour? Sorry.
26:51
I interrupted you. Keep going, Jeb.
26:53
No, that was it. When did you start the Oh boy,
26:59
when did you start the North American tour because you have a
27:03
backstage pass? No, not.
27:05
I'm I'm following retro. It's it's very meta, you
27:08
wouldn't understand. Stage to his stream.
27:12
I'm very much, I'm very much of the idea of retro the streamer.
27:21
All right, it's fine. It didn't land.
27:23
It's OK, But that's all right. I'm.
27:27
That's a great, It's a great costume, great costume.
27:29
I, I'm, I'm just going to be honest with you, you know,
27:34
definitely made a choice to one, do something that I'm most
27:38
afraid of, as well as taking a slight jab at you.
27:40
And you now come in as a costume of me.
27:44
And in the sense of promoting me in that way definitely makes me
27:48
feel like the sheep at this point.
27:49
So good on you. Retro.
27:52
There's one thing that everyone knows about retro.
27:56
Yeah, That is, the retro always has more than one Halloween
28:02
costume. Oh, always.
28:04
Always. So if you want to change it
28:06
because you did that in law. That's fine.
28:10
Yeah, you'll have to excuse me. I need to go and return some
28:14
videotapes. Retro you go in the bar to get.
28:17
That no, you got to. Wait.
28:18
Bendel, Bendel, Bendel. Yeah, sorry.
28:22
We we keep we keep pausing you, but we're ready now all.
28:26
Right. Oh, oh, Bendel, I wasn't quite
28:31
ready. Vendel skates out into that's.
28:36
Not a Vendel. That's Jeb.
28:40
It's not. It says Bendel Vendel.
28:43
Now it says Jeb. It.
28:46
Does stink and Sloane athlete? You're not talking about the
28:49
role. Oh, I thought that role was.
28:54
I thought that. No, no, I wasn't talking about
28:55
you, Jeb. Why are you rolling athletics?
28:57
Are you Jeb while you're waiting for Vendel to make an entrance?
29:02
This is hilarious. While you're waiting to make an
29:04
entrance, we'll get to that. You're jumping off the bench and
29:08
floating down a little bit with your Cape, and you do a great
29:12
job. It's like mildly cool and
29:14
there's a bit of a whoosh sound as you land.
29:17
You're. Doing a great job.
29:20
It's amazing. Thank you.
29:22
Let me go ahead and run this accident off real quick.
29:25
One, one more. Oh.
29:28
Vandell, are you all right? Oh shit.
29:30
We nailed failed. Oh.
29:33
That looked like it really hurt. OK, OK, I I go over to Vendel.
29:37
Vendel. Is there a doctor around you?
29:39
Oh wait. VV.
29:42
Not tonight. Tonight I'm Danger gal.
29:46
Just kidding. Just kidding, Vendel.
29:47
I'll, I'll. Let me check.
29:48
Let me make sure nothing's broken, Vendel.
29:50
Do you need me to to Don't look, don't.
29:53
No, no, no VV. Stay back there.
29:55
Stay back there if you do, you need me to drag you back around
29:59
the corner and we can do this again.
30:01
Do it again. I've lost, I've lost.
30:02
I've lost a bit of HP. It's OK though because I only
30:05
rocked it too so I've lost 2 HP. Do you do you want to try it
30:09
again? I grazed my.
30:11
Elbow, it's OK Avivi will patch you up, but your grand inference
30:14
is important. I'm going to do it again.
30:15
Just hide me. Hide me with.
30:17
Hide me. With I'm hiding.
30:18
I'm hiding. Yeah, I'm just I.
30:20
Think we're with the tan that we didn't see it?
30:22
You were looking up Jeb. Jeb, that jump was cool.
30:25
Hey, thanks. Appreciate that.
30:26
Do you want me to turn it on? You want me to turn it back?
30:29
OK. I rolled a crit success.
30:31
And Vendell skates out into the street, does a spin and throws
30:34
off their jacket, throwing it back into the alleyway.
30:37
And they are dressed as the rabbit from the bio has it.
30:41
I'm dressed as me because we won roller Derby.
30:46
Wow, look. At me.
30:50
I got a new jacket made and. They do a little spin and it
30:52
says MVP on their back. They just gave this to me.
30:56
That's a cool jacket. That's.
30:58
Pretty cool. They said if I ever want to play
30:59
again I I can, but I don't have to because I did a really good
31:03
job. Good job, Fendo.
31:05
Happy Halloween everyone. Happy Halloween, Happy
31:08
Halloween, BBB, could you? Could you patch on Fendo's
31:10
elbow? Yes, Let me see.
31:12
Oh, oh, just a little scratch. We want to make sure that's not
31:16
infected. Let me just disinfect and put a
31:19
little gauze on it. OK, You're going to be all
31:22
right. Yeah.
31:24
I'll see you guys in the bar. Retro's going to run down to the
31:27
bar to the basement so they can change costumes.
31:32
Retro take some candy corn kibble for for the road.
31:35
I guess you're not going that far, but here you go.
31:39
Thank you. How's the new feat?
31:43
Oh, they feel really great. You want to race.
31:46
No, because you'll beat me. But you've got a hoverboard.
31:49
We're about the same speed. Oh shit.
31:53
That would be fun to watch actually.
31:54
Yeah, you know what? What's race?
31:57
Fuck yeah, Jeb, you want to race?
31:59
Sure. Yeah, I'll race with you.
32:01
Just me, just to be clear, just me running.
32:05
If you've got the balls, Mr. Dodge the bullet.
32:07
I mean, come on now, hold on, let me go ahead and turn on the
32:11
vampire real quick, OK? I think I'm ready.
32:16
All right, everyone. Let's.
32:18
Do this. VV, you got your board.
32:23
Yep, I am ready to go. All right, you and me can go an
32:28
extra 6 yards every time we run. Jeb can't, so let's hope he
32:32
rolls well. They don't call me Fast Jeb for
32:37
nothing. They call you fast, Jeb.
32:39
I've decided to call that myself.
32:42
Ah, I see. All right, you're going to run
32:45
around. You're basically going to do a
32:46
little race around the block. It is 4 rolls OK, one for each
32:50
side of the block. We're just throwing 2 rolls of.
32:52
Them. Ball evasion of our.
32:55
Father, actually, could I? Could I argue yes, that Vendel
32:59
is actually dancing through the streets on their new feet?
33:03
Absolutely. It's in great.
33:05
Could could I argue that of course, being a vampire also
33:11
that I am skulking around the sides?
33:16
Absolutely. Does that change your role
33:18
though? Oh, eat the darts.
33:20
Are using the are you fucking stealthing your way around?
33:25
I fell into that's very fair, very good.
33:27
All right. Iona, can you count us down?
33:31
Sure can. All right.
33:32
I get. I get in front like a, like a,
33:35
I'm a car girl at a, at a track and I take the, the number 2 and
33:40
the number 3 fan T-shirts and I raise them up in the air and I
33:43
say I won't be doing that, but thank you.
33:54
I raise them up. All right, racers.
33:59
That's, that's, those are the sounds of the crowd.
34:03
All right, racers, Are you ready?
34:07
Ah. Yes, yeah.
34:12
You this. I thought it was a OK, let's go.
34:14
It's. Not true.
34:17
One go. Running OH.
34:23
Holy shit. Oh.
34:27
And VV gets a clear lead with their crit 20.
34:33
Now with your stealth, because you're being cheeky and rolling
34:35
something you're very good in, you don't get the leaves there.
34:40
You're still behind BB just about 5 feet.
34:43
Bendel trips a little bit as they dance.
34:45
They just misjudge their moonwalk and just go the wrong
34:47
way rolling an 11, which is mid, but it's still a fail.
34:50
And they? I'm still getting used to these.
34:53
I've got this. Again, come on, Bendel, you can
34:57
catch up. And I do a little, a little wink
35:00
behind me. A little wink.
35:02
Like you sparkle every time you smile and I hear a little Ding
35:07
every time you wink. Stop watching through my chyron
35:10
iota. I have to concentrate.
35:12
Oh, sorry. Now it makes sense that you saw
35:15
that. Oh.
35:15
Shit. VV there's a there's a there's a
35:19
pavement tile that's sticking up and it doesn't meet the
35:22
clearance of your hoverboard and it clips the front and you do a
35:24
spin. Now you also rolled 11 so you
35:28
don't fall over, but you do fall behind and Vendel gets ahead of
35:32
you with their 13. We're just waiting for Jeb's
35:34
role. That's that's that's a little
35:36
bit and Jeb, you grab the lead in this race.
35:39
Is your They don't even see me for I'm in the shadows.
35:43
You're you're jumping from lamppost to lamppost, doing that
35:46
thing from Emperor's New Groove. As you do your best impression
35:52
of a vampire crunk jumping around the street, you get to
35:55
the third corner well again. Oh yes, it is all coming
36:03
together. 18 Wow. Yeah, Bendell grabs the lead on
36:09
the third corner. Vivi's close behind.
36:11
Oh. We've all rolled 1 crit fail
36:14
that's. Hilarious, Jeff, you try and you
36:17
try and you turn to the next corner and because you're using
36:20
stealth, the worst thing has happened.
36:22
You did roll A-16. You do fall behind because your
36:24
crit failed. Because there is nothing to hide
36:26
behind. There's only that post.
36:27
It's all the trash cans are gone.
36:29
There's nothing to do. You've got nothing to hide
36:30
behind, so you fall and it's comical because now you've got
36:33
your big Cape and everyone can see you.
36:36
Hey, Malcolm. There he is.
36:38
Svendell says as they skate past you.
36:41
All right, I got to catch up. Countdown.
36:49
Oh man, these. Crit.
36:51
Fails we're. Getting them out early.
36:54
This is your movement really. Get yourself together.
37:00
Phoebe, you're about to cross the finish line.
37:03
Vendel steps wrong and veers into the alleyway, missing the
37:07
line that they'd scraped on the ground earlier.
37:09
That was your start and finish line.
37:11
And you're about to cross the line and Jeb jumps off a vending
37:16
machine and glides over you and passes the line, winning the
37:21
race. Are you kidding me?
37:25
And you see that is why you never that's.
37:27
Not bad. Vandel falls over something in
37:32
the alleyway. What?
37:33
The fuck was that? Oh shit, Vandel, we got to, we
37:39
got to put some bubble wrap around you or something, because
37:42
you. Keep really start wearing a
37:44
helmet. You don't.
37:45
Need a helmet. What did I trip on anyway?
37:48
And Vandel's in the alleyway over by a purple dumpster.
37:51
Hyona's running to catch up to everybody.
37:54
It's about this moment that Retro steps out in his costume
37:58
as Vendel starts to get up. So.
38:02
Retro come out and they're in all leather, as close as you can
38:07
get to like several mismatched versions of BDSM outfits all
38:13
over. And you can see that on their TV
38:17
head case, they've glued several nails around the top of it.
38:23
And their face is also just grey sunken face with like sunken in
38:29
eyes and such. Hey, where's the hey, what is
38:32
the endo? Where'd everyone go?
38:35
And they start walking over. You can just hear the sound of
38:38
letters squeaking and just having to readjust themselves as
38:42
they're walking because. Wait, retro?
38:45
What are you supposed to be? I think I'm a bite like what
38:55
they were called. There's some guy named Doug
38:58
Bradley. Like I found these old movies
39:02
like back in like the 90s, like classic movies, right?
39:07
And there was this horror movie where these people like, we're
39:11
all about the pleasure of pain and had chains and and such.
39:15
And this guy had all these like nails in his head.
39:19
And I thought it was pretty cool.
39:21
I think I've, I think I saw that one they would call the cinnamon
39:25
bites. Cinnamon bites.
39:27
OK, yeah, so I'm a cinnamon bite.
39:29
That's hardcore. Those guys were pretty fucked
39:32
up. Yeah, yeah, I just kind of found
39:35
all this like extra like leather stuff from, you know, the lost
39:40
and found in the bar. Make sure to wash it though.
39:43
I think it's shrunk. You can see that it's like
39:45
almost splitting at the seams on on retro.
39:49
Well, as long as the nails weren't used.
39:51
No, no, I used, I used super glue for those.
39:54
I got some solvent with me and I just have to take it out.
39:56
It was going to take some time. Guys.
40:01
Yes, yes. Vendel.
40:03
What? What's what?
40:04
Yeah. What did you trip over?
40:05
Are you all right? What did I trip over?
40:09
Yeah, a severed hand. Not these again, Jeb.
40:15
Jeb No. Real or fake, ha ha.
40:21
Funny Halloween, ha ha. There's lots of blood, Jeb.
40:25
Will you come and smell if this is real?
40:27
I I don't think we need Jeb to smell if it's real, if it's.
40:31
Ah, but I would very much like to make a sniff.
40:34
Let me take a look. I'll I'll walk over to Van
40:37
Dellen through the hand. Phoebe, as you come up to this
40:41
hand on the ground, there's blood streaked underneath the
40:45
dumpster. That's right there across from
40:48
the entrance to Crystals by Joy, and it's gold, the skin of the
40:53
hand. As you get closer it twitches
41:00
and you're right in front of it and it jumps at you and tries to
41:06
attack roller vision. What is that doing?
41:11
Vivi screams. 16 I only rolled in. 11 Yes, you indeed dodge out
41:19
of the way. The hand leaves a trail of blood
41:21
behind it as it jumps too much closer to Iona.
41:25
Out of the fray and cluster of all of you.
41:28
Vendel is in front of you, Retro, so you can't.
41:31
You can't do anything directly to the hand, but you can react
41:33
to it. Oh, all right.
41:34
Well, I was going to try to if it was like near me, if it was
41:38
making a move, I was going to try to kick it.
41:40
But if you say that right within the range of that, that's fine.
41:42
It's it's within firing range, yeah, but also.
41:45
Possible. I definitely don't have my
41:47
weapons on me right now. Oh my goodness.
41:50
Are we going to keep weapons on? Fucking BDSM leather tightness
41:53
on my body. I didn't bring anything except
41:56
my combat shovel. Could just somebody like just
42:00
grab it before it like crawls off so we can see what the hell
42:02
it is? I'm going to stop.
42:05
Yeah, I don't have anything. My big ass.
42:08
But that's some. Cinnamon Bite shoes.
42:10
Then Darrell, you're fast. I've I've got skate feet, maybe
42:13
I should do it. Retro, you jump in your BDSM
42:16
outfit, slide on the blood with all of the leather you're you're
42:20
wearing, and you grab the hand and it's struggling to try and
42:23
get away from you. Oh.
42:24
Shit, this thing's got to mind if it's so.
42:27
You've rolled Brawling, do you want to cause damage to this
42:30
thing you're trying to disable? Yeah, I'm gonna break its
42:32
fingers. Cool, do it 23.
42:35
Yes, you crack the fingers and it goes limp and falls on the
42:39
ground and you're standing over it victorious.
42:41
I'm going to try to take one of the nails now there's something
42:44
I can stab it to. I'm just going to put my boot
42:46
over it and just like keep pressure on it.
42:49
I can I can use one of these shirts and tie it into a bag.
42:54
The last time we saw one of these was in when we first met
42:59
Vivi, you know? Yes, I remember.
43:02
The hand comes back to life and tries to attack Retro.
43:05
Oh God. What?
43:07
Had the fingers click back together, fix themselves and
43:11
attack retro. I've got my, I said.
43:13
I was putting pressure. I know.
43:15
I know, I know, that's why you have a bonus in this, but still.
43:19
Crawling was not enough to stop it from attacking you.
43:22
It grabs your ankle and gives you a burn by twisting really
43:26
hard to get you to let go of it. Your evasion.
43:29
Is give me a friction burn. It rolled 21 and gets out from
43:32
underneath your feet and then tries to attack you again.
43:35
One evasion. Now you're going to tell me it's
43:36
going to punch me in the goo goo's?
43:38
Not in the goo goo's. That's me trying to throw a
43:41
T-shirt over trying to catch it like you would like a mouse.
43:45
You throw a T-shirt with your crit crit fail.
43:47
You accidentally throw it over Retro's head and he has problems
43:50
with his attack. I'm sorry.
43:54
Iona, that's not a number one thing.
43:56
Oh. God.
43:59
It also gets stuck because there's all the nails on there
44:01
too, so the fabrics just getting getting on the fucking top of
44:05
the nail. You try and kick it and you
44:07
manage to kick it actually retro because that's really, really
44:10
hard. And you hear the fingers crack
44:12
and snap again as it falls down lifeless on the ground once
44:16
more. Jeb, it is at this moment that
44:19
you hear a very distinctive ringing in your ears and the
44:23
ringing gets louder. It swells.
44:25
What is? That and then it settles a
44:27
little bit and as the ringing stops you look at the hand and
44:30
you notice the fingers click back together.
44:33
Repair once again turn around and go towards you.
44:40
It's coming towards you. You can hear the ringing way
44:43
more on your it's. The ringing is coming from your
44:46
left hand side. There's only one thing to do
44:49
come that shovel. You hit the hand that goes to
44:51
attack you midair and it flies across the alleyway, across a
44:55
little loading dock, and lands almost near the entrance to the
44:59
street. Again.
45:00
It's Max against the wall. You hear it crack and split.
45:03
More blood spurts everywhere and it falls lifeless on the ground.
45:06
And you will wait. I don't think this one is going
45:08
to die as easily as the thought. Eat it, Jeb.
45:11
Just eat it. This is the first time I'll say
45:13
it. You hear the noise again, this
45:15
time behind you from the porta potties.
45:17
There's this ringing in your ear and it's really quite
45:21
disturbing. As it gets louder, you watch the
45:23
hand once again reform. The hand clicks.
45:26
VV. This is really starting to mess
45:28
you up. You have, as you classically,
45:31
classically have that feeling. I've never seen anything like
45:33
this before and it clicks, turns up back just like the hand from
45:38
fucking Wednesday and comes back towards you.
45:40
The ringing stops as it comes back to attack.
45:43
What do you? Do we got to kill this thing?
45:46
Shoot it. I got my gun on you.
45:49
Oh good thing I have mine. I'm going to shoot it.
45:52
It's a roundabout here where VV pulls out their gun, their Hello
45:56
Cutie Ultra K8 Assault pistol. Fantastic weapon, fantastic
46:00
sound. I was born for this, I say in my
46:05
Danger Gal costume. Hell yeah.
46:13
And you blow a huge hole through the center of this hand, and it
46:16
just falls dead right in front of you now with a hole in it.
46:20
And it's settled on the ground and there's a silence and Jeb,
46:24
you hear that ringing in your ear once more and the hole
46:27
closes up in front of you. Iona, you have seen this skin
46:31
behaviour before and it comes back to life and goes to attack
46:35
you once more. You guys, every time that it
46:38
comes back to life, I hear a ringing in my ears.
46:42
A ring in your ears coming back to life.
46:44
What does this mean? I don't know, I'm the dumb one.
46:48
Can I roll? Can I roll something like
46:51
history or something? Yeah.
46:55
A local expert, I suppose is what that would be here.
46:57
I got ATV over my face. I can't see nothing.
47:00
Well, or whatever you want. Streetwise, whatever.
47:03
I will roll bureaucracy, thanks. Oh shit, damn it, I am
47:08
disappointed there was no grand puppy in that accent.
47:13
Grand puppy is called 45. It doesn't make sense.
47:19
The only the only weapon that I have that makes sense for the
47:21
costume is the combat shovel and it is because that way I can
47:26
bury my own self. That's exactly what I was
47:29
thinking. Jeb, I love the idea, but
47:31
normally if Halloween is really dangerous, so maybe after we
47:34
deal with the hand, you should go and get your bloody gun.
47:36
I was trying to stay in character.
47:40
Yes, and I think it's really good that you embrace the bog
47:44
lifestyle and also became a cool vampire.
47:47
But thank you, Iona. You rolled 20 on bureaucracy and
47:52
that regrowth is body fuel. Do I recognize anything about
47:59
this? It's so it's a gold hand.
48:01
Is it cyberware? It's a gold hand.
48:05
It's got cyberware on it. The healing is exactly like Body
48:08
Fuel skin and the only other time you've seen gold skin like
48:12
this. It is on Steve.
48:14
It's. On Steve's.
48:17
Not Steve. The ringing is is intermittently
48:22
getting louder as the hand gets towards you.
48:23
Are you going to try and stop the hand?
48:25
I'm going to take this T-shirt. Off of.
48:27
Retro's head and trying to actually catch it.
48:30
Oh, great. Yeah, yeah.
48:31
Oh yeah, put it in the box. That's a great idea.
48:34
Put it in the box. Put it in the box.
48:36
I'm going to say that I've been studying its movements, so I'm
48:39
going to roll education to catch it.
48:43
Sure. It's going to take 10 years
48:44
though, because my computer's running slow.
48:46
Can I take a look inside the dumpster real quick?
48:47
Yeah, yes, you take a look inside the dumpster.
48:50
Can I find like a broom handle or something like that?
48:53
Yeah, Romeo D6, Romeo D10, and as long as you roll A2 or above,
48:56
you find a broom handle, you find a.
48:59
Metal. Broom handle I don't.
49:02
Want I don't want a metal broom handle.
49:04
What's better than a broom handle?
49:05
A metal one. Not only do you find a broom
49:07
handle, you also find the broom head as well.
49:11
Nice. I'm going to take both pieces
49:14
and with the with the actual broom handle, I'm going to make
49:19
sure that it's like been broken off and it has like sharp points
49:22
and I'm going to use that to stab the hand.
49:25
Oh great, so you like stabbing it in the box?
49:28
OK, so you you you stab through one of the air holes on the top.
49:31
You roll high enough with that D10 that you don't damage the
49:35
costume in the process, but you do pin the hand inside of the
49:39
box and it dies in the box. And Jeb once again behind you
49:43
from the porta potty. You hear a ringing in your ears
49:45
as you hear the around the spike and try and get out.
49:51
But Iona has done a really good job with their 14 and it's just
49:53
sitting on the box now as it tries to Scrabble.
49:56
Do you want me to do that? Because that's gross, yes.
49:58
Please. And then Dell and Iona do a very
50:01
quick switch like it's the beginning of Indiana Jones.
50:05
Nice. I'm going to try to see about
50:07
using my own strength, even though retro is probably not
50:10
that it's not super strong and try to take the top and snap it
50:14
off. So there's still like the long
50:16
part is long enough and hand it to Vendel and that way I I just
50:22
have a wooden stake in my hand. Sick.
50:25
And be like, all right, where is it?
50:27
Where is it? Where?
50:28
Where is it? Jeb?
50:28
You're saying there was something else around here?
50:30
No, there's I just hear a ringing in my ears.
50:33
Don't know where it's coming? Like a telephone ringing Like
50:35
ring ring telephone. This is banana phone.
50:37
What? It's more of a like I hit my
50:41
head and I'm my head is ringing, yes.
50:45
Oh, so you have. You got a concussion, baby.
50:48
I got concussion again. But it happens every time that
50:51
the the hand the reanimates. OK, hold.
50:55
On and Vendel moves the stick, kills the hand in the box and
50:58
you wait, and there's a ringing coming from the porta potty
51:01
behind Jeb that only really Jeb can hear.
51:05
It's coming from back there. What porta potty?
51:09
Yes, you're going to have to go inside of it.
51:11
I'm going to. I'm going to go in front of the
51:14
right one, this one, Jeb. No, I go to.
51:18
The one in the middle. This one, Yes, that's the one.
51:22
All right, who's actually got a better weapon than just a stake
51:25
here? I have my gun.
51:27
All right, BB, you ready to shoot?
51:30
I'm ready. I'm going to open the door.
51:33
OK. And then you're going to shoot.
51:35
And if it's an innocent, well, you can just patch them up
51:38
later. Ready 321 go.
51:43
Blast, blast, blast. And you shoot into the porta
51:46
potty and they're standing in the porta potty.
51:50
Is this? What?
51:53
Is that? What the hell is that?
51:56
That's copyright infringement. A golden man standing holding a
52:00
satellite dish attached to a large pole.
52:03
He's got a radio over his eyes and most of his head, and his
52:07
head is back as he silently screams into the void.
52:10
The bullet goes through his shoulder and he almost doesn't
52:13
react, but the noise attracts him and he walks out towards
52:18
you. You guys.
52:18
Can't hear that? Thing steps out it, it looks at
52:22
Jeb and makes more noise that only Jeb can hear, and the hand
52:25
rattles around inside. You didn't run great on damage,
52:28
but you did 'cause damage, right?
52:30
This thing doesn't look like it's got a lot of health and
52:33
takes 7 damage as it's not wearing any armor.
52:36
Still alive there and it's walking towards you.
52:39
It's not good. Shit.
52:44
Well, I'm right next to it, right?
52:45
Yes. Well, I'm going to up the stakes
52:48
and stab it in the heart. Oh shit yeah different 21 + 6.
52:53
Yes. Stabbing it with the, with the
52:56
steak, but I don't stab it in the heart.
52:57
I stab it in the gut, not killing it just yet.
53:01
You can see a move and then I, I realize, oh, it's really it's
53:05
really spongy and soft. And I, I try to push it into the
53:08
porta potty and actually into the whole of the porta potty.
53:12
Just you could see Retro Retro taking their big boots from the
53:15
costume, trying to like kick it down there.
53:20
And after the third kick, you hear a click in the body as the
53:25
spine finally breaks. His whole body goes limp.
53:27
He drops his satellite dish halberd that he had.
53:32
And there is a a corruption to the sound Jeb as this static
53:38
permeates to the air as you almost feel it past you.
53:41
The hand goes wild under the box and then Dell loses they're
53:46
footing. The hand bursts out, runs into
53:49
the middle of the alleyway and jerkingly starts to write
53:52
something on the ground and when it's done, it explodes.
53:57
I own a roll of vape. Oh my God, the hand.
53:58
It's jerk. The hand is jerking something.
54:02
It's up the bed. Oh no, and unfortunately Iona,
54:08
you don't notice the hand do this.
54:11
As it finishes writing bloody words on the ground, it
54:15
explodes, covering, making blood.
54:18
Oh. Oh.
54:20
God. At least it adds to the
54:23
Halloween. Effect Retro's number one fan.
54:39
Next time on no latency. Somebody get up a towel.
54:47
Guys. It's OK.
54:49
It's all right. It's OK.
54:50
That does not look good do. You see this written on the
54:54
ground here. Everything's fine.
54:55
It's OK. That was like a year ago,
54:57
wasn't? It and we were all having a
54:58
great. Time this Z with the line
55:01
through it I. Swear I haven't seen him in.
55:03
Yeah, it's a lot of blood. We.
55:04
Have to keep track of our NPCS everyone we're.
55:07
Not running a prison here, are we?
55:09
Retro come over here while they're doing the EMP over
55:12
there. I think he's going to blow.
55:14
Yeah, that's the, that's the one right there.
55:16
We should probably just go. We can talk about it on the way.
55:18
It's tuna all right. I heard that screaming all the
55:20
way over here. There's.
55:21
Something wrong? Sorry, I'm so sorry I.
55:24
I kind of like this. That's great, Vendel, Just try
55:27
to stay on your feet. That one left a bad taste in my.
55:30
Mouth, I'm sorry, your wheels. We're pretty out of range,
55:33
right? Yep, Nope.
55:34
The guy, the guy who I just chat.
55:36
I'm finishing the job. You want to shoot first.
55:38
Pew. Splash damage.
55:40
Oh, Jake, you guys don't hear that for real.
56:05
Splash damage. Pew.
56:09
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