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Christmas Spirit, Outgifting Loved Ones, Sidepiece Christmas Party, Restaurant Restroom Relations and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Real glad about it too.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I hope that God always keeps me in the frame
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  Speaker 7: of mind to try to be sharing and try to
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  Speaker 7: be motivational and ubly even when it's not felt or
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  Speaker 7: wanted by some people.
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  Speaker 1: I have people around me.
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  Speaker 7: Who seem to not benefit at all or anything, and
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  Speaker 7: I can sit with them and talk to them or
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  Speaker 7: take meetings with them to try to encourage them, and
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  Speaker 7: for whatever reason, you know, they want to just keep
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  Speaker 7: going the way they're going. When you run into people
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  Speaker 7: like that, you have to pray for them. You have
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  Speaker 7: to just hope that one day that they release the
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  Speaker 7: chains on their mind and open up your mind to
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  Speaker 7: a new way of thinking. A couple of things I
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  Speaker 7: wanted to go over with. I want you to all
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  Speaker 7: today in terms of motivation, I want you to be
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  Speaker 7: aware of statements or old sayings that have been created
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  Speaker 7: that you hear over the course of time, and you
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  Speaker 7: may be applying them to your life. And I want
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  Speaker 7: you to be careful of some of them because some
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  Speaker 7: of these old sayings, man, are not designed for people
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  Speaker 7: who are dreamers, are not designed for people who have
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  Speaker 7: any aspirations of being extraordinary. These are not designs or
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  Speaker 7: sayings that people who want to be extremely successful at
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  Speaker 7: anything or have high aspirations to put these sayings into
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  Speaker 7: your life. Let me give you an example. Statistics say
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  Speaker 7: that's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one. I want you to be careful about.
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  Speaker 1: Statistics say, be very careful of stats.
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  Speaker 7: When a person says, you know, statistics say one out
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  Speaker 7: of every what see, listen to me. These are things
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  Speaker 7: that sound like they're good, sound solid advice, but they're
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  Speaker 7: setting you up for failure.
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  Speaker 1: And you can't adhere.
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  Speaker 7: Yourself to a lot of these sayings that's been passed
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  Speaker 7: down from generations. And it's not scripture. It ain't in
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  Speaker 7: a scripture nowhere that statistics say.
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  Speaker 1: It's just some.
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  Speaker 7: People, and a lot of people who have lost have
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  Speaker 7: come up with these sayings to justify why they keep
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  Speaker 7: losing or why they lost. When I was earth got
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  Speaker 7: started in the business, there were more stand ups around
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  Speaker 7: now than it is today because the comedy boom in
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  Speaker 7: eighty four eighty five was it was gaining a lot
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  Speaker 7: of momentums comedy club's comedy nights everywhere. The statistic that
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  Speaker 7: a guy told me, I told him I wanted to
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  Speaker 7: be on the Johnny Carson Show, the Tonight Show. The
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  Speaker 7: guy said, one out of every two thousand comedians ever
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  Speaker 7: make it to the Tonight Show. Okay, Now, when he
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  Speaker 7: told us that, some of the comedians in the room went, well, wow, man,
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  Speaker 7: that's rough. Because a guy had also said that there
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  Speaker 7: was approximately six thousand comedians in the country at that time.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if it was true. I'm just telling
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  Speaker 7: you a guy was out there fewer numbers. I have
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  Speaker 7: no idea how many it was, but he said one
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  Speaker 7: in every two thousand will make it to the Tonight Show.
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  Speaker 7: And he let the air out of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: In the room but me.
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  Speaker 7: So every night before I went on stage, I used
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  Speaker 7: to do this right here, Bye bad that was the
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  Speaker 7: tonight theme song. I was young opening act nowhere near Hollywood, didn't.
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  Speaker 7: I was in Cleveland telling jokes at one night. But
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  Speaker 7: that was my thing because I was bent and determined
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  Speaker 7: that if it's one in two thousand, okay, why don't
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  Speaker 7: I just be the one? Be careful when people say
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  Speaker 7: statistics say because they are set up to fulfailure if
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  Speaker 7: you're gonna adhere to them. See that won in so
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  Speaker 7: many it wanted. So many people win the lottery. But
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  Speaker 7: if you don't play the lottery, you ain't gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Be the one to hit.
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  Speaker 7: Not when the dude hits you go while he was lucky,
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  Speaker 7: but he played. Here's another one. Maybe it's not meant
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  Speaker 7: to be. Let's go one step further. I guess it
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  Speaker 7: wasn't the Lord's will. Don't you dare blame God for
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  Speaker 7: something you may have not done yourself because you didn't
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  Speaker 7: get the proper education, because you didn't do the things
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  Speaker 7: you were supposed to do, because you didn't stay to
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  Speaker 7: the task, because you quit turned around.
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  Speaker 1: And with the other way. Now, maybe it's not it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't the Lord's will.
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  Speaker 7: These are all statements that sound like sound advice, but
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  Speaker 7: they ain't all the time got nothing to do with you.
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  Speaker 7: Stop letting these old fogy sayings get in your way
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  Speaker 7: of what can happen in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Don't put all your eggs in one basket? Who came
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  Speaker 1: up with this? Who came up with it?
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  Speaker 7: If you don't pour all your efforts into one thing,
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  Speaker 7: how are you gonna be great at that one thing?
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  Speaker 7: If Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Larry Bird had
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  Speaker 7: not played basketball sun up to sundown. Magic Johnson didn't
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  Speaker 7: go to Michigan to get an educate. Larry Berry ain't
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  Speaker 7: go to Indiana to get an education. These cats was balling.
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  Speaker 7: Michael Jordan didn't go to North Carolina get an education.
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  Speaker 7: They went to play ball. They went to do one thing.
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  Speaker 7: Tiger Woods didn't go to Stamford to get an education.
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  Speaker 7: He went to play golf. Soon as he got good enough,
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  Speaker 7: he gone. These are guys that put all they eggs
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  Speaker 7: in one basket. See what's cool with putting all your
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  Speaker 7: eggs in one basket is you now can maximize your
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  Speaker 7: effort and laser beam what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: Your problem is all you gotta do.
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  Speaker 7: Is make sure what is your basket made out of
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  Speaker 7: If your basket is made out of faith, hope, hard work,
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  Speaker 7: and belief, then guess what, that's a good basket. I'm
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  Speaker 7: dumping all mine in it, because ever since I was
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  Speaker 7: a young dude, I've been telling jokes one thing, one
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  Speaker 7: thing only.
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  Speaker 1: Even when it got ugly and I was living in
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  Speaker 1: a car, I never quit telling them jokes. Man.
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  Speaker 7: I just kept believing that them jokes was gonna pay
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  Speaker 7: me one day, and I'd be dog gone if it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't take no time off. Go work at the Walmart,
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  Speaker 1: get me a job, go back to Ford and big
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  Speaker 1: for my job back. Hey, man, put all your eggs
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  Speaker 1: in a basket.
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  Speaker 7: Just make sure that your basket is made up of faith, hope, belief,
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  Speaker 7: hard work.
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  Speaker 1: Your basket woven by God. What you tripping for?
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  Speaker 7: You're defeating yourself. Where is your faith? Where is your belief?
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  Speaker 7: Where is your trust? At one point in time, you
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  Speaker 7: got to bleed that God could do what he said
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  Speaker 7: gonna do because he'd never done it for others, He'll
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  Speaker 7: most certainly do it for you. Be careful of these
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  Speaker 7: sayings that's out here, that's aligned by losers and people
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  Speaker 7: to justify why they are not succeeded. Don't apply this
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  Speaker 7: stuff to your life, and it ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 7: do with you. You're gonna mess yourself up.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Okay, you're listening hard morning show, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, anybody else that's listening this show right here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. It's just really
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  Speaker 1: really good. Not to our others. Now, I got no complaint,
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  Speaker 1: But if I had to pick one to listen to,
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  Speaker 1: I do what you doing this morning? Thank you. You
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  Speaker 1: made the right choice. Ain't no doubt about it. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: no doubt about it. Oh, you had a choice, but
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  Speaker 1: you picked us. So since you picked us, here we
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  Speaker 1: go one two, one two three, folks, you picked us.
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  Speaker 1: We must beat on one cause you picked us. Ready
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  Speaker 1: to have some fun? You picked us? Why? Oh why
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  Speaker 1: you picked us? God, we must be on one you
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  Speaker 1: cause you picked us, Ladies and gentlemen. You picked us.
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  Speaker 1: That was the song of choice this morning. Why I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea?
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  Speaker 7: Shunny Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica, Junior government name
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  Speaker 7: kill Lewan Space, owner of KLSS Enterprises, and the legend
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  Speaker 7: that is Nephew Tunny is yeah, Junior, what's.
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  Speaker 1: On your mind this morning?
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  Speaker 5: Can I talk to you about some monk.
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  Speaker 8: I just need a little bit of motivation, some understanding
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  Speaker 8: real fast.
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  Speaker 9: Uh.
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  Speaker 8: You know, we're coming to the closing in the year.
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  Speaker 1: You know what is it?
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  Speaker 10: We getting over to twenty twenty four, and I'm trying
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  Speaker 10: to figure out, like, when do we start putting the
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  Speaker 10: plan together for twenty twenty four? Do we start in
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  Speaker 10: twenty twenty four? Do we start now?
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  Speaker 11: Or how do we start.
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  Speaker 8: Setting these goals together for twenty twenty four?
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  Speaker 7: As soon as I think of something that needs to
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  Speaker 7: be accomplished or something I want to have on my
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  Speaker 7: wish liss, I start to process immediately. I don't wait
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  Speaker 7: for resolutions or New years, and I start now. I've
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  Speaker 7: learned that delaying does exactly that. Why would you delay
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  Speaker 7: something that you want to happen? You start, and once
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  Speaker 7: you start practicing the practice of procrastination, it takes root
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  Speaker 7: really fast, and next thing you know, you're looking for
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  Speaker 7: special days to do this, special moments to do that.
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  Speaker 7: And then you'll find out in life that there is
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  Speaker 7: no correct time to start except now. And it ain't
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  Speaker 7: no need of waiting on your ducks to line up,
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  Speaker 7: because they ask will not line up them damn ducks walks.
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  Speaker 1: Off in all kinds of directions.
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  Speaker 7: These are not the ducks down at Peabody in Memphis.
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  Speaker 7: I'm telling you. They don't get in that line. They
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  Speaker 7: don't come off that elevator and walk straight and get
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  Speaker 7: in that damn water. These damn ducks in life, they
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  Speaker 7: fly off, they go the other way. They go over
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  Speaker 7: there and get in somebody. Get in white people cars.
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  Speaker 7: You can go, hey, show ask do it. Get out
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  Speaker 7: to the white people's car. So if you wait on
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  Speaker 7: your ducks to line up, man, stop doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Go now. I don't wait for resolutions.
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  Speaker 7: I've started everything that I want to that I'm hoping
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  Speaker 7: for in twenty twenty four. I've already started fertilizing the seeds.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah great, and yeah, that's how I do it, Junior.
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  Speaker 7: I don't wait on resolutions. This is fun to do
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  Speaker 7: them because I don't know. Yeah, sound good. But if
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  Speaker 7: you're gonna lose weight, see right now, like the big
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  Speaker 7: one in twenty twenty four, gonna be to lose weight,
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  Speaker 7: but you're finn to pack.
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  Speaker 1: On fifteen up until the see that is you're finish
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  Speaker 1: packed fifteen on this month? All right?
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  Speaker 12: Uh, We'll come right back with more of the Steve
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  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, So Steve, let's talk about some.
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  Speaker 12: Of your favorite Christmas memories, you know, and your favorite
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  Speaker 12: holiday tradition.
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  Speaker 5: I want to ask you, oh min like pole memories.
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  Speaker 1: But it was good though I didn't know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: no different.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I figured just the way it was right at
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  Speaker 5: everyone's house.
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  Speaker 7: You know, everybody get a gift. What did you sitting
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  Speaker 7: around think you've in olden multiple packages? Just damn gift man.
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  Speaker 5: Put the tearing off of the wrapping thing.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, we're gonna use that paper next year. That boat,
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  Speaker 1: save that boat, I know.
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  Speaker 5: And my mom wrapped like the grocery store wrap. That
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  Speaker 5: was her thing.
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  Speaker 12: She loved.
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  Speaker 5: Yes she could. It looked just like it did at
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  Speaker 5: the at the department stores.
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  Speaker 1: My mom could rape.
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  Speaker 5: Man, girl, I got an easy bake up in one.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, Lord, with the light, with the light.
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  Speaker 7: If I have wrapped it, you knew it because everything
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  Speaker 7: I wrapped to the exact a shape or whatever. The
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  Speaker 7: dog dog if you if you thought it was a trunk,
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  Speaker 7: that's probably.
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  Speaker 9: What it was. It was.
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  Speaker 10: It was obvious, then going over the under the tree
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  Speaker 10: and just feeling on the gifts, trying to guess what
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  Speaker 10: it was.
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  Speaker 1: Man, if I wrapped it, you knew, wow, bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 1: I got a bowling ball. You know exactly what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It looked like he gave all the baseball.
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  Speaker 12: I remember when I got a tape recorder one year. Oh,
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  Speaker 12: that was always a good the beginning of my career.
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  Speaker 12: Right there, tape recorder. Yes, oh, I got a scary
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  Speaker 12: rewind fast forward.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, good, good stuff.
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  Speaker 7: One of my most frightening Christmases was because of that
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  Speaker 7: tape recorder right there. Oh yeah, well you know more
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  Speaker 7: when you press play and recorder, record fringers and get
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  Speaker 7: it done.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, my mama got me mine for Christmas. I
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  Speaker 1: took it upstairs and recorded Rudy ray Moore sick to
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  Speaker 1: find the monkey.
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  Speaker 7: God had a whole down in the jungle that second
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  Speaker 7: fine monkey damn showed walking through the trees and all
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  Speaker 7: up in here.
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  Speaker 1: Monkey. I was in elementary school. He was cutting. He
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  Speaker 1: was cut in seventh six or seventh. You know about
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  Speaker 1: Rudy ray Moore.
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  Speaker 7: Well, my daddy and them used to play it. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: and I sit on the steps in the hallway and
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  Speaker 7: listen to it be in the hallway, Holliday. Everybody had
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  Speaker 7: the albums Man, but I rememberized the whole signifying monkey,
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  Speaker 7: and I could sound just like it.
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  Speaker 1: So when my mama got it, I went upstairs and.
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  Speaker 7: I'm recording way down Thief had signifying monkey.
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  Speaker 1: Cussing and everything I'm talking about cuss just.
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  Speaker 11: Like that's when you first loved. You fell in love
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  Speaker 11: right there.
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  Speaker 1: So everything going good. We go to church that morning.
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  Speaker 1: We come back. A couple of sister Porter and sister all.
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  Speaker 7: Bell came over to see my mama, and uh, they
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  Speaker 7: was in there in the living room, and I had
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  Speaker 7: my recorder on the coffee table because I saw a
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  Speaker 7: cookie on the dining room table.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get a matter of fact of rice Chrispy.
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: Well, and when I came back, my mama had to
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  Speaker 7: recorder in her loud my stomach.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, she said, what did they? They was all talking about. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: sister Harvey, what is that. That's these new recorders that
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  Speaker 1: you buy. We bought one for Steve.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just.
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  Speaker 7: Don't hit that button over there. This lady Porter, say,
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  Speaker 7: what's on it? My mama press plate? I opened it
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  Speaker 7: up like this.
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  Speaker 1: Way down in the jungle deep that signifying monkey. That's
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  Speaker 1: the ever sleepy.
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  Speaker 7: I'm cussing in everything. I mean, it's on the recorder.
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  Speaker 7: So my mama trying to find the button, but she
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  Speaker 7: can't cut it off. She can't control the volume or nothing.
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  Speaker 7: She steady hitting the play button. Well that's already down
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  Speaker 7: and your baby talking.
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  Speaker 4: Soon.
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  Speaker 1: The lady at the church say, ooh, that's that's Rudy
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  Speaker 1: ray Moore. So I said, okay, that might help a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, they say, She say, but who is it though? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Who's saying this?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Everybody looking at me. I'm just trying to figure out
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  Speaker 7: how I can make this recorded disappear.
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  Speaker 1: And make them forget. If I stay here and look
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  Speaker 1: out the window, maybe they won't notice it's me.
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  Speaker 7: Man, I was sitting there in trouble. Mama finally cut
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  Speaker 7: that thing off. She said, boy Lord Jesus, when your
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  Speaker 7: daddy get home? Oh no, man, So they left. My
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  Speaker 7: daddy came home.
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  Speaker 1: She says, snick, listen to what this boy didn't put
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  Speaker 1: on his shit on Christmas?
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  Speaker 7: And she pressed play again, Ray down jungle d My
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  Speaker 7: daddy said, who is that? My mama said, that's your son, boy.
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  Speaker 1: And then after my daddy listening to it and start smiling,
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  Speaker 1: Why that's you, Yes, sir, I'm just shrinking. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you the rest of where we come back.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening.
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  Speaker 12: Morning show all right before we went to break Sea,
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  Speaker 12: if you were telling us a story about when your
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  Speaker 12: dad heard you recite Rudy ray More on your brand
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  Speaker 12: new Mama.
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  Speaker 1: Had come home on Christmas. Look at what your boy's doing.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, so she pressed on.
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  Speaker 7: Ray down jungle, that black didn't ever sleep walking through
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  Speaker 7: trees and swinging in the sand. That ain't saying none
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  Speaker 7: of it. So my daddy listened to it, and he smiled.
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  Speaker 7: He said, boy, that's you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, sir.
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  Speaker 5: She thought you're in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: He said, where your coat at? Go get your coat?
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  Speaker 6: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: The cold ass confident I had never done that. I
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  Speaker 1: used to go on in the basement.
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  Speaker 5: What is the car?
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  Speaker 1: He puts me in the car, He get the machine.
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  Speaker 1: We back out.
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  Speaker 7: We drive right up the Earl's gas station about five
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  Speaker 7: minutes from the house. He got walk in earl near
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  Speaker 7: Merry Christmas. Slick, what's up little boy? Mary Christmas? He's
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  Speaker 7: boy got something for y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Right here.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Tell me who this is? All the men in there
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: with boy that rutley ramo, No, it ain't dusky.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Moment class said, you lie boy, every boy right here,
• 22:15
  Speaker 7: This boy sound jet like Rudy remote. So mister Wall said,
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: we do some of it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you can't you tell you about y'all life.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: When I got to cut it from y'all, did you
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: do it?
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Hell? Yeah?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Way like that right there? What if like you truk.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Oh man?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I love it, I love it. I love it.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: My daddy thought it was the greatest thing. You hear now,
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: he said, And when we get back home, tell you mama.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: We rolled and talked about it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, well you did.
• 22:52
  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna whoop you because it's on Christmas. Oh
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: oh it's a little bit of twenty six. You've got
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: toe up and the well she he ain't want to
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: whoop me, no way, because he was he thought it
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: was great, and he thought that was the greatest thing.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Great, And you take all that cussing off of that machine.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: He ain't even where you learned these words from.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: You're playing at all the parties? Yeah, who else you
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: listen to?
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Thog?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: Good Christmas memories?
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Right there, Red Fox, Red Fox. That's now this country
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: comedian named Jerry Cloud. Jerry Cloud. Oh yeah, that's what
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: we listened to. And he'll be man. Yeah, I love it,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: no that he'll be funny, hell man funny man. See,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: I was stealing Richard Pride my daddy.
• 23:56
  Speaker 15: Oh I'm doing Richard and Eddie. That's like Delirious was
• 24:03
  Speaker 15: my my stand up fa then he did Delirious Richard
• 24:10
  Speaker 15: Pride wanted that's the one.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Said strip Yeah, man, wow, I mean that.
• 24:21
  Speaker 12: That was back in the day when your parents had parties.
• 24:26
  Speaker 12: And weren't those called party albums or something?
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, party albums. So they would playing.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: You couldn't listen. You had to come in in and
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: dance for them. Then you have to go the back. Yeah,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: come on.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: And the record player was right next to the steps
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: leading up to my room, and it was behind the wall,
• 24:42
  Speaker 7: I said on the steps and you can hear I
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: learned how to cuss everything.
• 24:48
  Speaker 14: Good old days.
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: Gush Google.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: That's that American classic, right that boy? That red leather
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: outfit that was class.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah for sure?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: What was that red leather raw? That was us? Red
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: was the purpose?
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Purple, yeah was purpose leather all leather was wrong, was wrong?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, man, when that food was doing that, that
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: food was doing that dog going now buck wheat man.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, man, No, not when he got shot, when
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: he was doing the hits. But we see it. Nice
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: me no name, Enamo.
• 25:54
  Speaker 11: Said you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Me time us a lady. Then news.
• 26:10
  Speaker 13: I knew.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Knude that boy saying three times I was hollering.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: He gave us some great laughs. And man, yes, Velvet Jones,
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: mister Robinson's neighbor. Yeah, hold of the answer the door.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Who is.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Movies the absolute best sketch artist. Man, Yeah, that damn
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: eddie man.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Change round in that hot tub.
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: Dog man, he stuck his toe in this man, gonta
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: get in the hotel.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what was it boy in the in
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the movie Trading Places? Uh huh oh what is her name? Valentine?
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: Valentine boy when they finally got him off the street
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: and took him to the house. Yeah, And they had
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: him in the back and he was taking the bath
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: and they was coming off shutting the dope and he
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: was in there singing. When I showed that to my daddy,
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: my daddy hollered.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: Laugh.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: When you think of look when god get his.
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: Said, boy, he's open this show every day with that.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I got it from. Yeah, good memory.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you man that that that what's what's what's
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: the best forty eight hours of Beverly Hills cut? Oh?
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: What's forty eight hours about? When he was with Nick Not?
• 27:57
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Trading, coming to Miracle.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Coming to the America's comedy movie I've ever seen. Yeah, Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: it was great.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 28:12
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 28:13
  Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour in Entertainment News, Steve,
• 28:16
  Speaker 12: You're gonna love this.
• 28:18
  Speaker 16: Are you listening, Steve Sex, You're listening, Sex, You're listening.
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:31
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, time now for ask the clo the
• 28:34
  Speaker 12: chief love Officer, the close Steve Harvey in the building?
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: Are you ready, sir?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Od?
• 28:41
  Speaker 12: This one is from Jacqueline in Memphis. Jacqueline says, I'm
• 28:45
  Speaker 12: thirty eight years old and I'm married to an older
• 28:47
  Speaker 12: man that loves for play and long drawn out intimacy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: After six years of that, I would love to have
• 28:56
  Speaker 12: a hot and steamy quickie in the kitchen or wherever
• 28:58
  Speaker 12: we are when the mood hits us. His formal way
• 29:02
  Speaker 12: of love making is boring and I doze off sometimes
• 29:05
  Speaker 12: during sex.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: I want some spot No, I want some spontaneity.
• 29:10
  Speaker 12: So I'm considered having an affair with my ex just
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: for a little tune up once a month.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: Is this a sign that I'm getting bored with my marriage?
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Or is it just the boring sex?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: No, it's both. It's boring sex a sign that you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: bored with your marriage and a sign that you headed
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: to divorce court. It's also a sign that you know
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of stuff wrong here, lady. But come
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: on now, is it a sign that you bored with
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: your sex? Like, yeah, you went to sleep.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: I probably ain't been at my best sometimes over the years,
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: sixty three years. I'm pretty sure some days I wasn't
• 29:47
  Speaker 7: at my level best. But your ass ain't fit to
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: go to sleep though. That ain't what you're gonna do.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Just because you yelling.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: Ain't no way in hell you going to Hello, hell,
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: I'm yelling. That's right, Something gonna happen.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I'm hollering. You bump your head up against that board.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Something still at it?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Huh, you're not going to sleep though? All of what
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: he doing where you're asking go to sleep?
• 30:15
  Speaker 16: Sleep?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: I mean?
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Wow? But what about having sex with her ex? We're
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: a little tune up once a month.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, she already she already her mind already gone. She
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: already is over.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's over, dangerous right here.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: It's over. But what makes you think your ex won't
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: you though? Uhh wow, uh oh, might not be what
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: you think. I'm just saying.
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: We're moving on.
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: Delia and Durham, North Carolina says, I've been in an
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: on again, off again type of relationship with my daughter's
• 30:56
  Speaker 12: father for three years. He cheated on me after my
• 30:59
  Speaker 12: daughter was born and ended up marrying the lady he
• 31:03
  Speaker 12: cheated with. Whenever he comes to see our child, we
• 31:06
  Speaker 12: have sex, and I let his wife know. One day
• 31:10
  Speaker 12: she decided to come over to talk to me, and
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: one thing led to another and.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: We had sex.
• 31:17
  Speaker 16: What she now?
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 31:22
  Speaker 12: Now we enjoy each other's company without our man in
• 31:25
  Speaker 12: the picture, and he is upset about it. I plan
• 31:28
  Speaker 12: to keep seeing her until I find a good man
• 31:30
  Speaker 12: to settle down with. Am I wrong for messing with
• 31:33
  Speaker 12: his wife?
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Delia, Bailia, what's happening, Junior?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: She's friendly?
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know when you called you and own
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: again off again relationship and when you go over your
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: man's house. When your man come over your house to
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: see y'all's baby, y'all have sex. And you call his
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: wife to tell him, well, well you told the wrong one.
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: This time.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: She came over there and saying, oh, that's what we're doing.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: Oh we have a sex ebody. Oh that's what we're doing. Well,
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: how about some of this? Hell and then guess what
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: you said, well how about some of that that?
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Wait one more time.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: So this is what happened right here.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: So you call your man come over to the house
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: that your daddy and your child, and every time he
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: come over you and awn again, y'all have sex.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Right, So then you called his wife to tell him
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: that y'all having sex. So then uh, she come over
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to say, okay, oh this is what we're doing is here?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Oh you want some of this here? And then you say,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I try some of that that, And next thing, you know,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: a little bit of this and a little bit of that,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: and y'all says all just righty tat tank. Now everybody
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: up in here doing some of this and that.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Now, when your husband find out that y'all doing that,
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: he wanted to know what happened to this but now
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: it ain't nothing happened to this. It's just we're over
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: here now we're doing that. Uhh now he mad, but
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: see he the one over there doing all that. So
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: then thelen said, well we're gonna do all this now
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: the live do everybody? I be scared of the babysitting
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: at her house?
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Color you get some too?
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: You can't, you can't postmate, can't drop nohe no, Oh
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: you're dropping stuff off.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: I like stuff getting dropped off. Or you want to
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: do some of this?
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: I do some of that.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Well, let's go and do this.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: And what about empithods, Amazon Prime come up to the door?
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Oh you delivered to you want to deliver some of this?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I delivered some of that. You want some of that
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: that's going out there?
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: Uh quickly, let's get to Calvin in Seattle. He says,
• 34:13
  Speaker 12: he's a somebody.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody pull up in the front and they had a
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: little girl go up on the porch with some girl cookies.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Who that brought you over this house? Little girl?
• 34:20
  Speaker 11: My daddy?
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Tell your daddy come on over here and say, I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: leave cookies too me. You want to buy some of them? Cookies?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: You want to buy some of these cookies. Oh we oh,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: we selling cookies. I got cooking, what flavor I got?
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: We got all flavored? I try anything exactly.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: So she wants to know is she wrong for messing
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: with his wife?
• 34:48
  Speaker 9: Steve?
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: That is her question.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: You're wrong, you wrong, messing with her husband? What you
• 35:02
  Speaker 7: got you introduced to the wife?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: That's right, you're.
• 35:10
  Speaker 16: Right now, all right, thank you, Cello, you're listening.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: Morning show.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 35:17
  Speaker 12: So here's the question, guys, what marks the beginning of
• 35:19
  Speaker 12: the holiday season for you? Is there a specific song
• 35:23
  Speaker 12: that puts you in the Christmas spirit? How about a
• 35:25
  Speaker 12: special movie? Carla The Temptations that's Christmas Eve only that
• 35:31
  Speaker 12: I was, yes, Also Imitation of Life. That's another good
• 35:41
  Speaker 12: Christmas movie. So what about you, Steve?
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: I know you like.
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Christmas. Yeah, miss.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get to know your bed. Yeah, this
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Christmas that's my song. I hear that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 13: I'm with you.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Casby, No, anybody listening for that?
• 36:16
  Speaker 12: No?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: No, oh, that's doing that? Yeah, that's my jam too.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: I love that song. Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Someday of Christmas, Stevie wonder, I love that.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: What is that?
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Someday Christmas. You don't know that one.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: It ain't beat your song, Donny Donnie's number one.
• 36:43
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that's number one.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: And Christmas see Stevie's music. Oh that's my yeah for sure.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Oh albums. Oh talking book, baby, your baby may hate
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: some Uh the plan been me?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Well is this other me again?
• 37:08
  Speaker 12: Boy?
• 37:08
  Speaker 9: Boy?
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: That's that damn talking book. When he was sitting on
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: that rock, Yeah, that boy right there, he didn't know
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: they had him on the rock.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: He thought he was doing a photo shoot in the backyard,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the two lands out in that desert.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: God, he was around.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, his hands, so I'm putting on his head, trying
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to feel his way around. See where he was. Tell
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: me right here, listen to me. Let me tell yall
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: something I've been around Stevie. Steve ass ain't blind. I
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: don't believe it. Always say that I told Stevie this blind.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: This a hoax.
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: He'd have made a lot of money on it. It's
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: a Listen to me, Hi is Stevie blind. You ain't
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: never seen Stevie with a dog. He ain't never fail.
• 38:08
  Speaker 13: It just.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: You have never seen running up in the nothing. He
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: ain't got oh nowhere. He never had to unfold his
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: stick showing up places.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: Hey other me, we're moving on.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: I know, brother Milton be witting, but.
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: You're listening Morning Show.
• 38:35
  Speaker 12: It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of people take
• 38:39
  Speaker 12: great pains to find the perfect gift for someone over
• 38:42
  Speaker 12: the holidays because they want to treat their loved ones
• 38:45
  Speaker 12: to something special. But it turns out that a lot
• 38:48
  Speaker 12: of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact, many
• 38:52
  Speaker 12: are really just looking for ways to outgift the loved
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: ones in their lives.
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: A new survey finds yeah right.
• 39:00
  Speaker 12: The new survey finds its sixty one percent of Americans
• 39:03
  Speaker 12: see gift giving as a way to out gift their
• 39:06
  Speaker 12: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person
• 39:09
  Speaker 12: they are competing with see that person as their sibling.
• 39:15
  Speaker 12: Usually I do other people you did it? Other people
• 39:21
  Speaker 12: try to outgift that they try to outgift include friends
• 39:25
  Speaker 12: or significant others.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: I can see that.
• 39:27
  Speaker 12: Yeah, So I gotta ask you, guys, what is the
• 39:30
  Speaker 12: worst gift you've ever received?
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: And what's the best gift you've ever received?
• 39:34
  Speaker 17: Jay, Oh, the worst gift I ever received was my
• 39:39
  Speaker 17: kids and they got together, all three of them got
• 39:43
  Speaker 17: together and pitched in on this and gave me one
• 39:46
  Speaker 17: pair of lime Green sucks. Lime Green just started to
• 39:53
  Speaker 17: get a little recognition back in the day, just starting
• 40:00
  Speaker 17: to come out. It wasn't It wasn't with a damn
• 40:06
  Speaker 17: back and it said the line line and walk around
• 40:09
  Speaker 17: like this bowld.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I'm like that. What about you?
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: Jor?
• 40:17
  Speaker 10: Oh my god, you remember back in school when you
• 40:20
  Speaker 10: used to have to trade gifts, you know, by a gift.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, saying what your sad?
• 40:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I win't got this Michael Knight Night Ride of
• 40:29
  Speaker 10: remote control car.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: That's the y I brought.
• 40:34
  Speaker 11: When I got my gifts back. I just had plato.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: I could not say, what the hell is this?
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: And then the little boy.
• 40:46
  Speaker 10: Said it can do a lot of stuff. He twisted
• 40:48
  Speaker 10: and just made a little man. I kicked that little
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: man over. I'm on my car, man, that is what
• 40:53
  Speaker 10: I want.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh my god, how about your nephew.
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: Mine is a little simmer jun because it was that
• 41:00
  Speaker 9: school was in grade school. I think it's about fifth grade.
• 41:03
  Speaker 9: And I pulled this kid's name and he pulled my name.
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: So you know, I hadn't done all my chores. I
• 41:09
  Speaker 9: didn't cut some yards. I got him the g I
• 41:12
  Speaker 9: Joe with the kung Fu grill. I got him a
• 41:15
  Speaker 9: good toy. That's a real toy back in the day. Man,
• 41:20
  Speaker 9: let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
• 41:23
  Speaker 9: He got me a coloring book that his ass had
• 41:26
  Speaker 9: been coloring in. Miss Johnson's role. You hear me, My
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: mamaa beat the hell out of me.
• 41:35
  Speaker 5: That they call that at the Mercedes dealership. Pretty owned.
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: First of all, it's a sorry gift, but you've been
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: coloring in it.
• 41:47
  Speaker 14: Alread outside the lines to all outside.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: Oh God, all right, what's the best gift? What's the
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: best gift?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 42:00
  Speaker 17: Well, I can tell you the best gift I gave
• 42:02
  Speaker 17: my mom because I always competed against my sister.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Let's see that the survey is correct.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: It's true.
• 42:10
  Speaker 17: When my sister gave my mom, she said, I gave
• 42:13
  Speaker 17: I said, so once you get mom, she said. And
• 42:15
  Speaker 17: this is the first time I ever heard my sister curse.
• 42:18
  Speaker 17: She said, I gave mom one hundred dollars. I said,
• 42:19
  Speaker 17: I gave a lote model color TV. Let's just said,
• 42:23
  Speaker 17: who was a Christian and don't cuss much at all
• 42:26
  Speaker 17: at all? She said, I'll be damned, she said, I'll
• 42:30
  Speaker 17: be damned.
• 42:33
  Speaker 14: That's a lot hard.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: He won. What about you, sir, Let's see the worst
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: gift I ever got. I don't know.
• 42:45
  Speaker 12: I guess it was a microphone when I was little,
• 42:50
  Speaker 12: you know, not little, but younger.
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: But it didn't work. I didn't get any batteries with it.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: It was what I tell you, the words gift up. Yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: I mean what you got? A key chain?
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: So bad?
• 43:08
  Speaker 12: All the relative gave me that, and then and then
• 43:13
  Speaker 12: the worst gift of all was, of course, a set
• 43:15
  Speaker 12: of pots.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: Anyway, anyway, all right, coming up next to is a
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: nephew with a prank phone call. Right after this, you're
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: listening Hard Morning show.
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:32
  Speaker 12: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: subject behind the Christmas tree. We'll find out what's going
• 43:40
  Speaker 12: on behind the tree. And just a few but right
• 43:43
  Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:45
  Speaker 18: What you got for its nep the job a fall
• 43:50
  Speaker 18: the job offer that sounds harmless, harmless?
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: Now do you do you want to heat? Yeah?
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: You want to hear, of course.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Take a listen, idiot, Hello, Hello.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach you William, William, Please yes, This
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: is William, I William. My name is Daniel. I'm with
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: deployment Agency.
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  Speaker 13: Oh yes, how's it doing?
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm pretty good. You You actually came in a
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks and filled out some forms.
• 44:24
  Speaker 19: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah I did.
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: I did.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: You're you're seeking ployment, right, yes, sir, I am. Okay, okay,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: Well listen, I got a few things here i'd like
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: to go over if you don't, If you have the time,
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: I'd like to get a couple of questions from you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: I think I actually have something I could send you
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: out on on Monday if you actually pit the criterias.
• 44:42
  Speaker 13: Okay, Oh okay, well hold on, let me grab a pin. Okay,
• 44:48
  Speaker 13: I'm ready.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: All right. Are you used to physical labor at all?
• 44:52
  Speaker 13: Yes? Yes, I am.
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, I've got a problem health wise or physical. You're
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: you're you're able to handle that kind of stuff? Yes, okay,
• 44:59
  Speaker 4: b I'll tell you. Will you about five eight eight? Okay?
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: And how much do your weigh?
• 45:05
  Speaker 13: About? One fifty one fifty?
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Okay? All right, let's do this. Now. Have you done
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: any singing at all?
• 45:12
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Not?
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Not?
• 45:14
  Speaker 13: I can sing a little bit, not and I'm not
• 45:17
  Speaker 13: a singer. Singer.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: But you know I could, I could, I could blow
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: a little.
• 45:20
  Speaker 13: Bit, but not not professionally.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: But you know, right, but you're pretty good at holding
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: a note at least though.
• 45:27
  Speaker 13: Right, Yeah, I can hold a note.
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, not bad, not bad at all. Are you good
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: working out in the heat? Is that okay?
• 45:34
  Speaker 13: Yeah? Yeah? At this point, man, I'm I'm willing to
• 45:37
  Speaker 13: take anything. Yeah, I'm cool with that.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Okay. How long you been out of work?
• 45:41
  Speaker 13: Ah? Man, it's about a good about a year and
• 45:44
  Speaker 13: a half.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Now, okay, well man, we're going to try to fix
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: that for you. I know, uh, with the way economy is,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: you know, I know how people can be out of
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: work and not be able to find what they're looking for.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: But I think we've got something up right Alley. Now,
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: let me ask you this question. Are you good working barefooted?
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: Barefoot?
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, without without shoes on it all?
• 46:04
  Speaker 13: Well, I mean I guess the jobs required, and I
• 46:08
  Speaker 13: mean yeah, I can do that.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Okay. Now, we're gonna start Monday morning right at sunrise,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: so we're talking about five point thirty six o'clock here.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: We're gonna need you, uh to report to the field
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: to actually get ready.
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: Okay, what kind of jobb is is.
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, what you're gonna be doing, William Is, You're
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: gonna what you're gonna be doing is actually picking cotton,
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: and we want you to do it barefooted, and we'd
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: like for you to actually sing while you're doing it.
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: Well, you gotta be kidding, man, Are you serious?
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I'm that serious? The jape's h ten bucks an hour.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: You know we're gonna get you some good hours out there.
• 46:48
  Speaker 13: Laying man, man, I mean without the stag man.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: I mean that.
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: I mean he's not about picking cotton and bare feet
• 46:54
  Speaker 13: and in ten dollars an hour.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: Man, you're gonna forget. I do need just singing. It's
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: gonna be a Do you know any Negro spirituals?
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: No?
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: I don't and I don't. I don't. I don't think.
• 47:11
  Speaker 13: Who's this again?
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: Uh? Like I said, I'm Daniel. I wanted the employees here.
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: I work at employment agency. You know I pulled up
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: your file and saw how long you've been out of work,
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: and you know, I've got something that I think you'll
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: be perfect for.
• 47:24
  Speaker 13: Okay, but what I mean, what is this job really about?
• 47:29
  Speaker 13: I mean, you talk, you're talking about picking cotton.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Well, you know Basically, it's kind of like you're getting paid.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: You know, the ten bucks an hour. You're probably gonna
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: get about ten hours in a day, so so you
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: know you're gonna make a hundred bucks a day. It's
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: it's a it's kind of like slavery, but it's not.
• 47:45
  Speaker 13: It's hold up, hold up better, hold up, uh, man.
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: I didn't find on it for nothing like this, man.
• 47:51
  Speaker 13: I mean, I'm thinking you guys are supposed to be
• 47:54
  Speaker 13: helping me with a up today job. I mean, slagery
• 47:57
  Speaker 13: don't even exist no more.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean we are going to pay you,
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: you understand, but we do want you barefoot.
• 48:04
  Speaker 13: You're telling me I gotta I gotta sing and walk
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: barefooted picking cotton, singing some slavery songs. Bro, I don't
• 48:13
  Speaker 13: do like that.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: I'm voting man that slavery is a fool with man.
• 48:18
  Speaker 19: Whatever are you talking about?
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I can't what did you say?
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: Man? I'm thinking that you guys are going to be
• 48:23
  Speaker 13: finding me at a job, a job, job that's.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: Not job, regardless of how you like it. It's a job. Now.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: I need you to report for five o'clock in the
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: morning out in the field with no shoes and ready
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: to sing.
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: And I am not reporting no damn where at five
• 48:41
  Speaker 13: o'clock in the morning, at no damn field. Brother, I mean,
• 48:45
  Speaker 13: I don't know why why you even calling me with
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: this matter of fact matter of fact? You know what,
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: go ahead and send my dog because I'll go over
• 48:54
  Speaker 13: there and talk to these people in the beginning, because
• 48:56
  Speaker 13: y'all need to be reported.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: Like I said, five o'clock in the morning for it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: You know what, if you can wear your shoes, man, listen, fuck,
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: fuck listen to me.
• 49:06
  Speaker 19: No, not my name?
• 49:08
  Speaker 13: A matter of fact, what's your name? Because you know what,
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: I will be at this tomorrow just to meet your
• 49:14
  Speaker 13: because this don't make no sense.
• 49:16
  Speaker 19: Man, You calling my.
• 49:17
  Speaker 13: Phone talking about some slavery work. Man, you must be
• 49:20
  Speaker 13: out of your mind talking to.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: Are you looking for work? Are you not looking for work? Now?
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: I'm not looking for that kind of work, dude. I mean,
• 49:28
  Speaker 13: you calling my phone telling me about some slaves work.
• 49:31
  Speaker 13: It's work, though you might get a matter of fact,
• 49:34
  Speaker 13: what what is your name?
• 49:35
  Speaker 6: What is your name?
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: You can kiss my Okay.
• 49:39
  Speaker 19: I don't want to go back and I'm not doing
• 49:41
  Speaker 19: no type like that matter.
• 49:43
  Speaker 13: You can lose all my information.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: You're gonna get your black I mean, hang on, You're
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: gonna get your butt out there and you're gonna do
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: what you you.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Just say, get my black?
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: Well, you know what, I will be there putting my down.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Can I can I say one more thing? Please?
• 49:57
  Speaker 19: What the what the else you gotta say?
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 49:59
  Speaker 13: You just said a month full already?
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: I gotta say this. This is Nephew Tommy from Steve
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Katrina gotten me the pry phone.
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: Call you? What the who will you? This is Nephew
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: tim Me Man from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 50:17
  Speaker 19: You this, man, I believe she could do something like that, man,
• 50:21
  Speaker 19: And you know I'm looking for yuah. Man, I bet
• 50:25
  Speaker 19: you won't be saying that when the bills come in
• 50:27
  Speaker 19: next month. Hey man, I'm five for eight, one hundred
• 50:31
  Speaker 19: and fifty pounds.
• 50:32
  Speaker 13: But when I'm ready to get in your get.
• 50:35
  Speaker 19: All in your I mean, and she know that, she
• 50:39
  Speaker 19: know that.
• 50:40
  Speaker 13: I mean, I would get high.
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: Oh man, I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, man,
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: what is what is the baddest and I mean the
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: baddest radio show in the land.
• 50:53
  Speaker 13: Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Tell me what you said Buck.
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: We all sat straight up.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: I said, hell, no, I'm gonna kill this dude, right,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about killing you. Tell me Buck, Hey,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: what you called me talking? I asked, gonna be thumping?
• 51:18
  Speaker 14: You know one kind of woman. Thanks a man who's
• 51:21
  Speaker 14: out of work.
• 51:21
  Speaker 20: I mean, I'm fine for eight one fifty, but I
• 51:30
  Speaker 20: would get in your behind if I got Can you
• 51:33
  Speaker 20: come barefoot?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Oh? Can you sing?
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 51:40
  Speaker 11: Well, you know some spiritual a little bit.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't really no professional body.
• 51:47
  Speaker 14: You really need a job because you set it up like.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I say a little bit. You know, I'm trying
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: what kind of sun am I'm gonna be doing? Delivering telegrams?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm doing bass job called for? I
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: know the brother he was, Okay, you try to get
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: your head.
• 52:20
  Speaker 14: Make sure you have.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was another way.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack, oh man, that was great.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: I love my people. I love the death Boy. They
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: are the truth, true truth. I know some people. Dog,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: had you had put that phone call in you, you
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: probably couldn't have had enough bleeps coming up?
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: Max is my Strawberry letter subject behind the Christmas Tree.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: We'll get into it right after this.
• 52:47
  Speaker 12: You're listening Hard Morning Show well now it's time for
• 52:52
  Speaker 12: today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 52:58
  Speaker 12: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey
• 53:01
  Speaker 12: FM dot com that's where you do it, and all
• 53:03
  Speaker 12: you have to do is just click submit Strawberry Letter.
• 53:06
  Speaker 12: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 53:09
  Speaker 12: just like we're going to read this one right here,
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: right now, and you never know, it could be yours.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: You never know. Buckle up and hold on tight. We
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is a Strawberry Letter.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 53:19
  Speaker 12: Nephew's subject behind the Christmas Tree. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've
• 53:24
  Speaker 12: been married for fourteen years and I have a busy
• 53:27
  Speaker 12: schedule as a high school basketball coach. After years of marriage,
• 53:31
  Speaker 12: my wife still doesn't get how stressed I am around
• 53:34
  Speaker 12: this time of year, and she'd been pressuring me to
• 53:37
  Speaker 12: buy a Christmas tree and have it up by December first.
• 53:40
  Speaker 12: I missed her deadline because of my schedule. This past Saturday,
• 53:45
  Speaker 12: I left for practice and she said she picked out
• 53:48
  Speaker 12: a tree online and it was going to be delivered
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: later that day. I knew it didn't sound right, but
• 53:54
  Speaker 12: I didn't really care at that point. Around noon, one
• 53:58
  Speaker 12: of my players got sick, so I canceled the practice.
• 54:01
  Speaker 12: I intended to go home and help out with a
• 54:04
  Speaker 12: Christmas tree. I drove up and my daughter was outside
• 54:07
  Speaker 12: shooting hoops with her friends. She said her mom and
• 54:11
  Speaker 12: mister Tim were inside putting up the tree. The only
• 54:15
  Speaker 12: Tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend that drives
• 54:18
  Speaker 12: the truck like the one in front of my house.
• 54:21
  Speaker 12: I walked in and my wife was disheveled and acting jumpy.
• 54:25
  Speaker 12: I hugged her and I could smell cologne all over
• 54:29
  Speaker 12: her neck. I pulled her with me as we went
• 54:33
  Speaker 12: to look at the tree, and I asked where Tim was.
• 54:36
  Speaker 12: She said Tim was behind the tree, securing it to
• 54:39
  Speaker 12: the base. I walked over to Tim. I tapped his
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: foot and I told him to come out and leave
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: my house. Tim said he was just helping out since
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: I was too busy to do what needed to be done.
• 54:51
  Speaker 12: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me
• 54:54
  Speaker 12: as Tim walked out. She said it's my fault and
• 54:57
  Speaker 12: I shouldn't be upset. I told her she's foul for
• 55:00
  Speaker 12: having her ex in our house. She doesn't see the
• 55:03
  Speaker 12: situation from my point of view. So I'd love to
• 55:06
  Speaker 12: invite my girlfriend over and ask her to bring me
• 55:09
  Speaker 12: one of her amazing chocolate cakes. I wonder if my
• 55:12
  Speaker 12: wife will get it. Then I'm very vindictive.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Should I do it or not?
• 55:18
  Speaker 12: Well, while you know, we all know that two wrongs
• 55:21
  Speaker 12: don't make a right, we know that, but this does
• 55:24
  Speaker 12: sound like a case of I can show you better
• 55:27
  Speaker 12: than I can tell you. And since your wife seems
• 55:30
  Speaker 12: to have no remorse about anything that happened, having this
• 55:34
  Speaker 12: other man over there and all that, you know, I
• 55:36
  Speaker 12: wouldn't be mad if you did invite your ex and
• 55:38
  Speaker 12: her amazing chocolate cake, although I'm sure she wouldn't get
• 55:42
  Speaker 12: past the front door.
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: But you know, WiFi was just way out of line here,
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: and her.
• 55:48
  Speaker 12: Ex Tim was ohso disrespectful when he said he was
• 55:54
  Speaker 12: just helping out because you were too busy.
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: To do what needed to be done. How could he
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: fix his mouth to even say that in your house?
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: So, you know, let's see how your wife would like
• 56:05
  Speaker 12: it if the situation were reversed.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: And we all know she wouldn't. She wouldn't like it
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: one bit.
• 56:11
  Speaker 12: But we don't like her attitude. We don't like the
• 56:14
  Speaker 12: fact that you know she thinks this is okay. She's disloyal,
• 56:18
  Speaker 12: she's unsupportive of you and what you have to do
• 56:21
  Speaker 12: as far as your coaching job and all of that,
• 56:24
  Speaker 12: and bring her x in to try to take your
• 56:26
  Speaker 12: place in your house. It's just these things are unthinkable
• 56:30
  Speaker 12: for a wife to do to her husband. So yeah,
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: in this case, I wouldn't be mad you said should
• 56:35
  Speaker 12: you do it or not. I wouldn't be mad if
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: you invited her and got some cake and all of that.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: See how your wife liked it, Steve.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Just let us stupid, crazy childish been married fourteen years,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: your high school basketball coach. This is why I lost
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: it in the letter. After years of marriage, my wife
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: still doesn't know how stressed I am around this time
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: of year, and she's been pressuring me to buy a
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree and have it up by December first. Now
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to assume.
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: That you mean you're under pressure this time of the
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: year because of your basketball schedule and maybe playoffs or
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: something like that. Maybe that's what you're talking about, because
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: at first I thought about it was stressed out about
• 57:20
  Speaker 7: buying Christmas trees and gifts.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I was a little confused about that. But either way,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: it don't cast for that much pressure.
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: I mean, if you a basketball coach, I understand it's
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: a little.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Tight for you this year. I do understand that, bruh.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: So I ain't knocking that right there. But she wanted
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree, have it up by December first. The mandate
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: in our house is the day after Thanksgiving the Christmas
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: decorations begin. That's a mandate at our house. Don't let
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: December get here and I don't have my tree gonna
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: be a problem at the house. Okay, I just want
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to throw that in right here. This past Saturday, you
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: went to practice, she said, she picked up a tree
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and had it online, was gonna be delivered later that day.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: I knew it didn't sound right. I don't know why
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: it didn't, but you said it didn't sound right, but
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: I really didn't care at this pump. So at noon,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: one of your players got sick, so you canceled the practice.
• 58:13
  Speaker 7: I intended to go home and help out with the
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: Christmas tree. I drove up and my daughter was outside
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: shooting hoops with her friends.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: She said.
• 58:20
  Speaker 7: Her mom and mister Tim was inside putting up the tree. Now,
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: right here, let me show you where this letter has
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: to turn for me.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: The only tim I know is my wife's ex boyfriend
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: that drives a truck like the one in front of
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: my house. Now right there, I'm no longer walking into
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the house. I'm rolling up into the house at top speed.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't on the door.
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: I'm kicking the door in h That's where we're at
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: right now. I walk in and my wife was disheveled
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: and jumping. I hugged her and I could smell cologne
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: all over her neck. Let me stop this letter right here,
• 59:11
  Speaker 7: because what's happening at this point in the letter, there's
• 59:14
  Speaker 7: no more typing.
• 59:15
  Speaker 14: At this point, you're done with all of that.
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: We're now in the process of a crime being committed.
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: When we come back, I'll share.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: With you the crime and the amount of time that
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I'm receiving in front of the jail. Thanks.
• 59:31
  Speaker 16: All right, you heard it from Steve's own mouth.
• 59:34
  Speaker 12: We'll have part two of his response coming up in
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  Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter subject behind.
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  Speaker 5: The Christmas Tree. We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 5: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 12: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap Today's Strawberry Letter
• 59:51
  Speaker 12: subject behind the Christmas tree.
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  Speaker 7: This's this man, a basketball coach fourteen years, been married
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  Speaker 7: fourteen years.
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  Speaker 1: He disheveled this.
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  Speaker 7: He's a little under pressure this year because of the
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  Speaker 7: playoffs in basketball, and his wife won't say, I have
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  Speaker 7: a Christmas tree up by December first. He's under too
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: much pressure to worry about a tree. But so she
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  Speaker 7: orders one online, said that to be here by noon
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  Speaker 7: and deliver it. He said, okay, He going to go
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  Speaker 7: to practice.
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  Speaker 1: Go to practice, find out one of the players is sick,
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  Speaker 1: so he counsels practice.
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  Speaker 7: Obviously this is a star player. There ain't no need
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  Speaker 7: of run in this office because you got the whole
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: office running through this boy. Because you got Michael Jordan
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  Speaker 7: on your team. You don't give damn about these other
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: folk kids. If he's sick, you ain't got a chance
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  Speaker 7: winning this damn game, no way. So let's just cancel practice.
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  Speaker 7: So you go on home and decide that you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: help put up the Christmas tree.
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  Speaker 1: You pull up in your.
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  Speaker 7: Daughter outside shooting hoop with a girlfriend and said where
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  Speaker 7: your mom at? Your mom in the house with mister
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  Speaker 7: Tiam putting up the tree. Then you say, the only
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: team you know is your wife's ex boyfriend who drives
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: a truck just like the one in front of your house.
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  Speaker 7: Something's about to happen. I'm not walking in the house,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: I'm running. I'm not open doors, I'm kicking them in.
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  Speaker 7: But he strolls on up in there. I walked in
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  Speaker 7: and my wife was disheveled and acting jumping. So I
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  Speaker 7: hugged her and I could smell cologne all over her neck.
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  Speaker 7: I pulled her with me as we went to look
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  Speaker 7: at the tree, and I asked her where Tim was.
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  Speaker 7: She said Tim was behind the tree. Now, let me
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  Speaker 7: tell you something. This is the exact place that the
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  Speaker 7: police would have found.
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  Speaker 1: Tim if we was at my house, behind the tree.
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  Speaker 1: Behind the tree. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense because that's where.
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  Speaker 7: The busted Tim's head open. Yeah, and Tim would have
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  Speaker 7: been behind that same damn tree. So she said he
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  Speaker 7: was behind the tree, securing it to the base. I
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  Speaker 7: walked over to t and tapped his foot. See that
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  Speaker 7: right there, that's not happening. I'd have stoked his foot,
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  Speaker 7: broke his ankle, so when we start fighting, he'll be
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  Speaker 7: on one leg. That's That's how I'd have started get
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  Speaker 7: the advance. We're gonna fight. Huh, you want to get
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  Speaker 7: licked the advantage? Yeah, So I tapped his foot told
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  Speaker 7: him to come out and leave my house. Tim said,
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  Speaker 7: this is what Tim said. He was just helping out
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  Speaker 7: since I was too busy to do what needed to
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  Speaker 7: be done. Now, how does Tim know this yeah, about
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  Speaker 7: my house because she's been sharing y'all's marital business with Tim.
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  Speaker 7: How does Tim feel comfortable enough to come over your
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  Speaker 7: house to put up a tree? Why is Tim talking
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  Speaker 7: back to me after I'd just tapped him on his foot?
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  Speaker 1: Then you said.
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  Speaker 7: I was ready to fight, but my wife grabbed me
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  Speaker 7: as Tim walked out. Another question, How it's Tim walking
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  Speaker 7: out of this house? Now, Tim is going to leave
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: this house, but walking will not be how he leaves.
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  Speaker 7: I have some options, and it's only two.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be leaving this house on guarney, or you'll be
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: leaving this house in the body bag. But either way,
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  Speaker 1: you can't walk on the gurney and you can't walk
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: once they zip up the body bag. That's not Tim.
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  Speaker 7: So I don't know how Tim punk asked and walked
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  Speaker 7: out the house, and my wife ain't strong enough to
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  Speaker 7: grab me and keep me, Mardreie can't keep me from
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: kicking a man ass if that's what I'm finn do.
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  Speaker 7: My wife not that strong. My wife has seen me
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  Speaker 7: mad one time since we've been mad, I mean really
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 7: really mad, she said, Steve, I don't know what happened.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: You just you swoll up, you swoll up. I had
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: I had to get all the workers out this house. Okay, cool,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: but now you understand, well I'm capable of. So now
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  Speaker 7: why Tim is walking out of this house or no?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: And she said it's your fault and you shouldn't be upset.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 7: I told her she's filed for having her ex in
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: her in our house. I don't even how y'all having
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: this conversation. She doesn't see the situation. From my point
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: of view, I'd have gave her another view of Tim.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Anyway. You to find out that Tim can't fight, you
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: to find out Tim ain't all that you to find
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: out Tim little punk. You to find out a lot
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: of stuff about Tim that day, So you hang your
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: hat on your little ex. You to find out why
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: he your ex see that day?
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  Speaker 4: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: So she doesn't see the situation at this point of view.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: So I love to invite my ex girlfriend over and
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: ask her to bring one of her amazing chocolate cakes.
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  Speaker 7: I wonder if my wife would get a thing. I'm
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: very vindictive, should I do it now? Women ain't as
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: stupid as men, dog, So I'm pretty sure this woman
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: is gonna have a lot of questions when you ask
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  Speaker 7: her to brain one of these delicious chocolate cakes over
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: your house. Why don't your funker ask wife make you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: a chocolate cake since that's who you married, and you
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: didn't marry me, So I wouldn't call your ex girlfriend
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: talking about no damn cake because you fin to get
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: way mode and cake.
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  Speaker 1: Due. I think y'all to invite this girl over now.
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  Speaker 7: But I do think you need to rerun this letter
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  Speaker 7: and start this letter back over to where you tapped
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  Speaker 7: him on his foot, and he came from behind that tree,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: and this whole letter need to be written. That chalk
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: mark is behind the tree, yellow tape is around the tree,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: and the corner's office has some detectives is outside. I'm
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: downtown behind her for which piece of glass telling y'all
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: this strawberry left.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a computer in prison.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you, all right, thank you, you're listening Morning show.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time to look into the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 12: crazy mind of Jay Anthony Brown.
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  Speaker 14: Oh lord, well, I'm glad you did that. I'm glad
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 14: you're doing that.
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  Speaker 17: You and a lot of time I have foolishness and
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 17: craziness and a lot of time.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: What you got today, Now that with what's in there.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 17: Today, something I have that spirit will put I put
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 17: together a little company that's called Side Peace Helper. Now
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 17: you won't for a side piece, you won't be able
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 17: to get in touch with who you want to get
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 17: in touch with on the holidays. It's starting. It's gonna
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 17: be tough for you. But with Side Peace Helper, I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 17: can call and get out all your frustration. They're not
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 17: gonna judge you. But that's you call a friend. They're
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 17: gonna judge you. And I told you we're not doing that.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 17: Inside Peace Helper. Side Peace Helper is helping the side
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 17: pieces get through the holidays. They're listening, they're quiet, they
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 17: got good advice. Tommy knows about it. I mean, we
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 17: talked about putting together, So tell me what you got now.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you know they help us and we
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: are helpless. You know what I mean.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: If we're gonna try to do what we can to
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: get the message to your love war. Okay, so what
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 9: you have to do is if you watch the movie Harriet,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 9: go in your backyard and start saying it, and then
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 9: the people next or start singing, and sooner, lady, that
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: the message we get weighed on the way to the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: person that you wanted to get away.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 17: You you understand, get a message to the one you
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 17: love because I know these are terrible side with everything
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 17: in us, you know you guys. One thing about this show.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 17: We're always helping people. That's what.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Nobody out now.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: We help to get them to the polls.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 14: Now this wow, wow, this is this is this is
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 14: ball up in the not time. This is time you
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 14: ball up.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: In and not.
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  Speaker 10: You didn't tell j about the side piece helper of
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: mobile apps. You didn't, Yes, go to the mobile app. Yeah,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 10: like you need it, like inside peace on Christmas. You
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 10: can't get it to it. We will take a plate
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 10: to her from your house and we take the plate
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 10: to her and we put you know, her gift.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 8: We transport that you know, whatever it is.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: You know what we got.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: You know what else we got? We got side piece Hamburger. Help.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: That's the dinner for them. You see, that's the dinner
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: for them to have, you know, because they can't have
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: with everybody else. You see what I'm saying.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 14: Now you think, download the app and get out of
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 14: that ball.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 11: Yeah we told her, how did your wife cooking?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Is? Well?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 10: Now she can taste it.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 5: All right? Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: Show right after this.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for comedy roulette.
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  Speaker 5: Steve, you want to explain.
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  Speaker 1: It, No, it's just us. Spend the wheel, come up
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: with a subject and we're gonna write jokes on it.
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  Speaker 5: Right here we go. Here are the subjects.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 12: Crazy names for a horse as they win the race,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 12: and then is dot ways people spoil a movie for
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 12: someone who hasn't seen it. And the last one commandments
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 12: that should have been in the Bible. Here we go
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 12: spin the wheel. Oh interesting, and stop on commandments that
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 12: should have been in the Bible.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, we write the Bible, thank God? Yeah since a humor.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah okay, well then this is something I would like
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  Speaker 10: the Lord have put in there. Uh, move somewhere warm.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 10: If you got sickle seal, that would have been a
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 10: knight having it for me.
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  Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 14: Let's go.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 9: Nephew, thou shalt not steal unless you going through something.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Unless you're going through something.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Steve, thou shalt honor thy husband. Uh, there we go.
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  Speaker 9: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him, look at him turning their head down.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: See them the ones that's married, evil ass whatever? And
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I wish I would.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 11: Come on, Junior, thou shalt know when she mad?
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Why are you talking like that? Oh you will, don't worry.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: Commandments it should have been in the Bible. Nephew, thou
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: shalt not go through my phone.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Now far?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Why because they had phones back then? Right, Commandments that
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: should have been in the Bible.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: Steve, child support should be cut in half.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: Commandments and should have been in the Bible.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 11: Junior, she should pay for at least one meal a year.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: Commandment that should have been in the Bible.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Tommy, thou shalt not talk when the game is on.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: That should have been day Steve Harvey.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Thy children should repay you all money spent, not mad
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: at thou.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: One commandments it should have been in the Bible Jr.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 11: Thou shall always want to have six with me?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Come on boy, yeah, alway, ah way?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 11: Why is these nose in here?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: Commandments that should have been in the Bible.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: Tommy, thou shalt not commit adult trick unless it's been committed.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: On you first. Hello, you do what I get you?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Why you do it? You write an actual commandment he's
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to stay away from. He's supposed to be jokes.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: Commandments It should have been in the Bible.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: Steam there shall be no alimony.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: Yours a marriage, Lady.
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  Speaker 11: That shall not make me like all your family.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 14: Closed it out.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 5: Commandment let should have.
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  Speaker 7: No this goes to my entire family. U thou shall
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: keep it thy hands off my wallet.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 16: Is comedy roulette you're listening?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: Morning show?
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 12: Florida woman was arrested after she and her day broke
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 12: a think off the wall while fooling around in the
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 12: ladies bathroom room of an Irish pub. Her date went
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 12: into the ladies room after knocking back a few drinks,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 12: and they had sex. When they finished, they returned to
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 12: their seats at the bar, and an employee went into
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 12: the bathroom a few minutes later and noticed a major
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 12: damage to the sink. Trammel tried to play it cool
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 12: and act like nothing happened, but the pub manager called
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 12: the cops. Trammel had to confess to getting busy in
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 12: the bathroom and she was taken to jail. However, her
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 12: accomplice was not arrested. Yeah, why because they were in
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 12: the ladies room.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: But yes, the best sex is at restaurant. They got
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 9: the best, They got the best bathroom. They really do.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: What where what you so you've got the uni sex bathroom,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: y'all be No, I'm the only or you could be
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: the only one living in a house you got comfortable with.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: Do it in the bathroom with Jenner.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: Well, we got to go all the way down to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: today a restaurant. We gotta go to Applebee's before we have.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: Not do it.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: That's difficult of bathroom. You need to go like a
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: mastro that that's a bathroom right there. You got a
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: man work in the bathroom when your times and so
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: you ready?
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  Speaker 5: All right, Okay, we're moving on. We'll have more of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 12: All right, So here's the question guys, what marks the
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 12: beginning of the holiday season for you? Is there a
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 12: specific song that puts you in the Christmas spirit? How
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 12: about a special movie, Carla the Temptations, that's Christmas Eve
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 12: only that I was, yes, Also Imitation of Life.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: That's another good Christmas movie. So what about you, Steve?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 6: I know you like.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: Christmas.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm going to get to know you said, yeah,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 21: this Christmas that's my song.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 13: I'm you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's number one. And then the Temptations open crawls.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Mean, now everybody listening for that?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: No, no, it's about.
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  Speaker 11: Oh that's good.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my jail too. I love that song.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, someday Christmas Stevie wonder, I love that.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 5: You know, someday Christmas? You don't know that one? It
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: ain't beat your song? Its number one. Yeah, that's number.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: One Christmas Steeze Stevie's music. Oh that's my yeahh the albums, Oh,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: talking Book? Maybe your baby man sound the plane.
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  Speaker 12: Me?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: Well, is this other me again?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: That boy boy, that's that damn talking book. When he
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: was sitting on that rock, Yeah, that boy right there,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: he didn't know they had him on the rock. He
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: thought he's doing a photo shoot in the backyard and
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: the lands out in that desert.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: He didn't let you know he was around.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so putting on his hands, trying to feel his
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: way around, see where he was right here. Listen to me.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something I've been Stevie. Steve ass
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: ain't blind. I don't Bleeve always say that. I told
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Stepie it's blind. This a hoax. He'd made a lot
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: of money on it. It's a hey. Listen to me.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Hi's Stevie blind. You ain't never seen Stevie with a
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: dog all the king. He ain't never fail.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 16: It just blind to you.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Never seen running up into nothing. He ain't got no
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: oh no where he ain't never had to unfold his stick,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: get off showing up places.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: I told youself a hope y other me we're moving on.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: I know it.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Brother Milton, be withy.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 12: But all right, coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 12: closing remarks. You don't want to miss it. At forty
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  Speaker 12: nine after the hour, you're listening Harvey Morning Show, back,
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  Speaker 12: break of the day, but pretty good day, interesting day,
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  Speaker 12: and Steve your closing remarks are back.
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  Speaker 5: We love them. What do you have for us today?
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  Speaker 1: Steve, all right it is for today. This is a
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  Speaker 1: really uplifting one.
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  Speaker 7: I just want to talk to you for a minute
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  Speaker 7: about dreams, because everybody has them. But dreams are so
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  Speaker 7: so important man, because there's a scripture that says something
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  Speaker 7: to the effect that a man without a dream or
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  Speaker 7: a vision shall perish.
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  Speaker 1: A man without a dream or a vision shall perish.
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  Speaker 7: So I mean, just everybody has to dream, and everybody
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  Speaker 7: has to envision something.
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  Speaker 1: It is the thing that pushes us forward.
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  Speaker 7: It's one of the most important motivating factors in your
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  Speaker 7: life today.
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  Speaker 1: The hope that things will change from you, change for you,
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  Speaker 1: from what they are. Now, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 7: You dream of one day owning a business. You dream
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  Speaker 7: of one day of climbing the corporate letter you you
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  Speaker 7: dream of one day becoming an attorney. You dream of
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  Speaker 7: one day of being a supervisor. You dream of one
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  Speaker 7: day driving a certain car. You dream of one day
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  Speaker 7: owning the house of your dreams. You dream about traveling
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  Speaker 7: around the world. You dream about the man or the
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  Speaker 7: woman of your dreams. You dream about the family you've
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  Speaker 7: always wanted. You dream about being happy, You dream about
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  Speaker 7: being successful. You envision yourself with a lifestyle that you've
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  Speaker 7: always wondered about and seen other people living. You envision
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  Speaker 7: yourself somewhere else other than where you are. Everybody feels
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  Speaker 7: those things, man, But let me explain something to you.
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  Speaker 7: As motivating as that is, as motivating as dreams and
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  Speaker 7: visions are. Dreams don't work unless you do. Get me now,
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  Speaker 7: Dreams don't work unless you do. I was reading a
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  Speaker 7: book by Michael Strahan. Michael Strahan's got a book out
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  Speaker 7: call or Wake Up Happy, And one of the subtitles
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  Speaker 7: on one of his chapters is that too, that dreams
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  Speaker 7: don't work unless you do.
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  Speaker 1: I am telling you, man, that that is such a
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  Speaker 1: true statement. Nothing comes to a dreamer but a dream
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  Speaker 1: unless you work. Dreams don't work unless you do. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: comes to a dreamer but a dream unless you work. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You've got to put forth a serious effort to make
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  Speaker 1: your dreams come true or the things you envision come
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  Speaker 1: to fruition. You've got to put forth a massive all
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  Speaker 1: out of salt on it. And why not, what else
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  Speaker 1: you got to do?
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  Speaker 7: I'd brother be working on my dreams and visions than
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  Speaker 7: to be sitting there watching.
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  Speaker 1: My life go by, day after day after day after
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  Speaker 1: day and doing nothing about it. Even an inmate that's incarcerated.
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  Speaker 7: Can get in a program to take his mind outside
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  Speaker 7: the walls to further it better himself. So in the
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  Speaker 7: event that he does get out, he least comes out
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  Speaker 7: with something that they can't take from him.
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  Speaker 1: Which is knowledge.
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  Speaker 7: How is it that those of us that are free
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  Speaker 7: don't have enough sense to try to do something to
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  Speaker 7: better ourselves, our position, or our plight in life. Oh man,
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  Speaker 7: you've got to be kidding me. All you got to
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  Speaker 7: do is dream. But dreams don't work unless you do.
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  Speaker 1: Now. Look, it's not easy to make your dreams come true.
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  Speaker 1: It's really not. I'll tell you that. But I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what's that's not easy to do. But I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what's harder than do that, be nothing? Because I
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  Speaker 1: have been both.
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  Speaker 7: I have worked so hard to make my dream come true,
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  Speaker 7: and I've set around being nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And I got news for you.
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  Speaker 7: Sitting around being nothing is hard, man, It's so restrictive.
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  Speaker 1: Even if you think of something, you can't do that.
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  Speaker 7: You can't go to store and get an ice cream
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  Speaker 7: because you done set around and decided to be nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And how do you become nothing by doing nothing? It's
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  Speaker 1: hard being nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Now let me tell you something. On your way to
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  Speaker 1: your dreams, you're gonna hurt. You're gonna hurt along the way.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have some regrets. Man, I should have stayed
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  Speaker 1: on my job. I set up here and jumped trying
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  Speaker 1: to start this business. I had a job to kept
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  Speaker 1: a steady income coming in. You may have some regrets
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  Speaker 1: one day, you may even consider in quitting one day.
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  Speaker 1: But don't you do it, because the moment you stop
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  Speaker 1: working on your dreams, your dreams stopped becoming true. Dreams
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  Speaker 1: don't work unless you do. If you work as hard
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  Speaker 1: on your dreams as you do on your job, can
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  Speaker 1: do you imagine what you have? Can you possibly imagine
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  Speaker 1: what you be? That's what I always say to myself.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I working this hard for somebody else when
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  Speaker 1: I can work this hall for me? Now, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: knocking a job. That's not what I'm saying. Because sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you got your dream job. Sometimes you got the job
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  Speaker 1: of your dreams. I applaud you. I'm just talking about
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  Speaker 1: your dreams, though. If you dream of something other and
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  Speaker 1: more than that, when you gonna go Now, if you
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  Speaker 1: got your dream job, clap clap, and now millions of
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  Speaker 1: people who are working their dream job, or they working
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  Speaker 1: a job that can get them to they dream.
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  Speaker 7: So this is not an anti working statement. This is
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  Speaker 7: just about what it takes to make your dreams come true.
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  Speaker 7: A man without a dream or vision show parish. I
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  Speaker 7: have one simple philosophy in my life, Steve. Why you
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  Speaker 7: work so hard while you got so many shows? While
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  Speaker 7: you're always doing this? My philosophy is very simple. I
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  Speaker 7: spend all my time building my dream so when I
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  Speaker 7: get some time, I can.
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  Speaker 1: Live my dream.
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  Speaker 7: I've always dreamed of traveling around the world, going to places.
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  Speaker 7: I've always dreamed of being relevant to somebody. I've always
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  Speaker 7: dreamed of being important to my children. That's why I
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  Speaker 7: work so hard. Those are my dreams and visions. What
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  Speaker 7: are yours? Dust them off, and remember, dreams don't work
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  Speaker 7: unless you do you dig. That's my clothes remarks for today,
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, talk to God today. He'd loved to
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  Speaker 7: hear from you, y'all. Stay in peace.
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