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Welcome to no latency sidequest. Ambulance Panic.
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This time we're getting medical with Vivi.
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Hi. Vivi joined by guest stars day
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and hooton and Elias Morgan the names, coyote someone's
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stealing. Ambulances lieu of ambulance
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holdups has put trauma teams reputation in danger and
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although they came with other intentions here for some And
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family, business night, city has other plans, you better not
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pout. Did you to be willing to go on a
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do not cry? Small Excursion.
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There are innocent people because vivi's on a mission and
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I really want to help them out Do or Die.
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Vivi, you sitting on a rooftop in night City, a spot where you
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go to have a sneaky cigarette. And you're staring out at the
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world and you hear the sound of screaming and gunfire.
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It's just another night night City.
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You got a great view of the Sun as it sets Over the Horizon,
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making it deep red. So it's so red and toxic.
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I love it. The Blood Red Sky, it's so it's
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just it's not normal but it's it's night City.
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Oh, I look down at my agent, a message from Chad, I gosh I
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haven't heard from him in a while it reads.
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Hey, good Lord. I'm glad I read that whole
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message because if I just stopped at Could you come over
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to my place? It would have been very
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concerned. He's in trouble.
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All right, I guess I will grab my baseball bat and my stun
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darts or my tranquilizer darts and my stun gun and I will head
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to present box. That I still desperately need to
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upgrade and I suppose I will be on my way to chats.
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If I even I assume I know we're at Chad's apartment is yeah,
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tons out, child lives in the same building as Remy.
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Oh, head is so Phil building. Lovely pod, Building 16.
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Hmm. An outside out front.
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There are two people standing there and you're going to see
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them in a minute because they're talking to the landlord.
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So you're on your way. Hello YouTube people.
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I'm you cannot just walk in without saying who the hell you
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are? Who are you the names coyote,
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I'm just here for some family business and I'll be out of your
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hair. Family business, that not only
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business is oval. Well, what about me?
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I'm not here for a family business.
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I'm just here to see my big brother.
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Chad, why won't you let me in enough, please?
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My brother needs child has visitors.
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He has like four people up there.
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Probably busy since. When does that matter?
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I miss sister like I interrupt him all the time when he's doing
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all sorts of stuff. You are tenacious, you know, she
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you do the tenacious thing. Whoa.
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That's you know what is a 20? Plus 6, Euro crit.
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First, first role of cyclists. Yes.
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And also mildly annoying which is just like Chad.
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So I believe you you might go upstairs skip in all right and
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you had a good I just who you. Okay just follow the girl, am I
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good? Does it matter?
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I mean, come on, man. Look, look, look if you claim,
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I'm not gonna that's not my style.
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No elevator for you. You all you still make work of
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her. Work ethic work, work, work,
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little bit quicker. Speed like a second.
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How do you say in English Jessica?
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All right, you later, yes, stairs, no, elevator.
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It's wrong with the elevator. I don't, I wasn't even going.
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Elevator. Elevator.
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I wasn't even going to bring the elevator up.
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You seem well no you misunderstand it this characters
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but he's always saying use stairs.
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Not elevators, make work ethic, it is his like bit.
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Okay? Okay, cool Vibe.
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Dude not really it's kind of single-minded the farm BB.
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Hello hi TV my mouth here. No I'm actually here to see
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somebody else, okay? Okay, same for you if you're
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both things up, No, I know you. Make sure they not blow things
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up, more blood than death. Can you just tell me?
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Which room are which one is Chad's again?
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I forget what, what? What 17?
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Thank you. Okay.
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I will take the stairs as per usual.
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Should, don't go on dates with Chad.
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He is how you say. Chad, it's a little too late for
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that unfortunately, but we didn't have a second date, but
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apparently, he's And you know what, nevermind?
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I'll go. I'll check you come up the
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stairs a little bit and Vivi, your now walking the same
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direction, as these two other people, I don't think much of it
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at first, and then I realized I was, we're going up more and
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more flights. It's like huh.
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Wow, there's a lot of people going up to this floor.
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Interesting. I gave you a hard time down
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there. That guy's quite Character,
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right? No, I come here often so he's
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used to me. I guess you know once you get on
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his good side it's usually not so bad.
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Sure sure. Yeah, it makes sense.
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Yeah, he was given the little one kind of a hard time.
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We're trying to get up here. The name is coyote by the way?
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Hi Vivi. Hi, I'm Daisy.
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I Take it. You both our residents here.
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You're visiting. No, I live my life out on the
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road, man. Pods aren't really my style.
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Yeah, just here to pick up some stuff.
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Hmm, you remind me of a friend of mine actually, my friend.
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My friend Jep. He also is a bit of a traveler,
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I guess. Do I know kid?
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Cool roll. Expert actually have no, no no,
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no, no Jay. If Jeb is actually fun.
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Yes. Jeb is famous for winning the
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blood race and killing Eddie the trick in the street and, you
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know this. But you know, it's a jab, maybe
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not this jet, so that would involve you asking more
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questions, all right. Wait, so what, he's famous for
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Jebediah who used to be part the Westwind pack one, the blood
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race, which is a street race on Halloween, they got canceled
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because Jeb killed Eddie the trick in the street.
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Okay, cool. I will Roar will go lighter than
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local expert. That's a 10 it again.
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Nerds number 15 on the die. I got a +8 modifier on the
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thing. I'm looking at.
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So that's a high number. Here's a high number of Jeb is
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you watched the blood race. Oh that shit.
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Wait, is it the? Yeah, the racer Jeb.
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The racer Jep. He has a bird.
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Yes, Sloan yes. And that guy fucking shreds,
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dude, he does. Yeah, he's kind of like my boss
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actually. I mean, he goes, he's the
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whatever, I need money. I asked him for money, and he
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gives me money. So he's like, but I'm sorry,
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it's, he's a no, I mean, it's whatever you got to do to make a
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buck around here. I get it.
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And I city is nice. Shitty.
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If you ask me, I just such a such a, you know, official put
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together kind of person like you.
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I didn't think you'd be bossed around by some Street racer but
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uh you know whatever floats your boat.
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It's the first time somebody's called me put together.
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Thanks. I mean compared to me that's you
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know I have a question. You get to hang out with his
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bird, um, you know, Sloan kind of just does her own thing.
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Kind of. Yeah, a little bit.
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I just always thought I'd be, like, really cool to have a pet.
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So that's like really it's, it's, I will say, it's nice to
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actually see a real animal in night City, because they're very
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rare and it's kind of sad actually when you think about
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it, But yeah, it's great. Maybe one day I can take you all
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to meet Jeb and his bird when he's not, you know busy race in
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or tear in the streets up. I don't know why I'm helping him
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up so much right now. This is just you know, this
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building these stairs are so long.
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It's a long flight of stairs. I'm getting And you get to the
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front door of apartment 7th. Chad owes you and you hear
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multiple voices in the room? Here we go.
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Chad Chad told me he was in danger so there might be Danger
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on the other side of that door. He texted me, that's a likely
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thing for kidnappers to say. How's the door?
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Let me go. How do you say you going in
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Gunplay? Are you preaching and clearing
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baby? He said, Use a danger and bring
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a weapon. I'm ready to go.
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It was locked. So I like use my tool hand.
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I was gonna start trying to, like, unlock the door with my
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toys, totally. But if you fail, then baby's
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kicking. He's getting her stuff, ready.
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She's like, all right, guys, here's some like, rummaging
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behind the door. This seems like kind of a lot.
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We could just wait till they're done, right there.
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We really need to do this right now.
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I really need my money, but if Chad's a danger, And I won't get
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my money. All right?
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Yeah, all right, I step back from the door, just letting them
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do whatever they're gonna do. I'll post them like, bobby pins,
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out of my hair and use my tool hand and, like, make like start
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lock-picking, nice, cool, robot with basic pack, or basic, or if
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you put anyone to it lockpick because obviously, you could do
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it. Did you to completely customize
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your character again like you did last time.
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Obviously pick locks How did you roll to your right?
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You still managed to get a 17 plus re 18 plus 70 I put put.
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Yeah. Listen, that's really good.
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That's bad. That's funny.
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Yeah, it's still being nice to us to is amazing, amazing.
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So you just rolled a 25. So the thing that the thing you
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managed to do is not only unlock the door but they didn't hear
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it. Excellent.
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They don't know the door's unlocked.
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What the Guy downstairs, said not to destroy anything.
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That's fair. All right, let's go in.
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I got my weapon, ready. I'm just like, still standing
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out in the hallway, like just kind of like watching those
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happened. I'll go, I'll pull out my pistol
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and follow. You follow behind me Grace.
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I walk in what there are two guys.
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Guys in here in the corners, a vending machine in a TV is on
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mute to your right. What do you people?
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Don't got any sun behind the sofa.
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What the fuck? I don't know that the door is
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unlocked. Did you unlock the fucking door?
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No, I didn't lock the fucking door.
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Would you think I am some kind of Egypt?
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No, no, you're the fucking eejit.
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We have this conversation later. Yes, we come.
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Motherfuckers wet. Who the fuck?
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Are you your worst nightmare. Who the fuck are you?
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Well I don't think this is worth it, just the background
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perception 19, okay. Bebe in this moment you notice
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that there is a third guy on the balcony.
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Outside the thing is the glass is one way, so he it's also
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soundproof so he has no idea what's happening because he's
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staring out smoking a cigarette. So there's a third guy on the
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balcony, but he has no idea what's happening because you
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notice the sheen on the glass. Okay, there's a third one.
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Let's take him out. Okay, Authority.
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but not today, because right now here to say Well, here to say
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Dad and it's also time to roll for initiative.
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I really thought these are just gonna be Chad's friends and now
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they're actually out of made something I'll shoot
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things tabletop, So coyote, it's your turn first block behind
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everyone in the whole way this true I have behind everybody.
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Great. Yeah.
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Those are the bad guys. I can see them.
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It's true. I think her big sister.
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Instincts would take hold and she would step in front of
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Teensy right step into the room. Yeah.
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Stay behind me, you know, it'll be okay.
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It's only gonna take a couple minutes, That's what I do.
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I take out my gun. That's a 77 plus 12.
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Just kidding. So I was like oh wow that is
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right actually reflux is plus handgun.
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Correct. Yeah.
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Plus yeah six and covid-19 and the Damage 19 hits.
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Who are you shooting the guy closest to you?
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Yes, sir. Sir with 16 damage.
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Normal ammo, not armor-piercing. Cool 16 damage.
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All right, well, the first bullet hits this guy as he's
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hanging out behind the sofa. You hit him in the shoulder and
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he recoils back. God damn it.
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He's pretty you him pretty hard. That's a lot of damage.
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That's a lot of damage. That's a lot of damage.
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Hit him in the body so he takes it a decent hit.
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He's not below half Health yet. Is that a rate of fire of to?
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Nope, one one. One shot.
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All right. You still have a tiny bit of
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movement left. You want to do anything with
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that? Nope, I just want to stay in
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front of Teensy. All right.
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I'm all I'm all jazzed up on on coyote, hit in the sky and I'm
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just gonna like A half and like start out like between the two
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of them because empty Vivian and coyote um and a my heavy pistol
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at the same guy that coyote just shot 14.
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That is Bob of DV, which was 13 because this is a tiny part
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apartment. Nice hit, you hit with your
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heavy pistol and enroll great on damage, still hit them.
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You do get another shot with that guy and then it's sad.
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Now, one of my favorite things about cyberpunk is that if you
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fail a shot, the bullet still goes, right?
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So you didn't hit, oh no. And your heavy pistol jams, but
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the bullet goes straight into a sofa in front of you and it just
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goes everywhere. Cool.
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Real mothers in nights in. I had crazy.
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Can afford this nice furniture. Maybe I should have tasted have
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enough movement to Dart behalf back behind coyote, and because
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I'm a definite cover. It's like a doorway.
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You guys are within about four feet of each other, and the guy
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who's Been shot, who's not very happy about it.
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He points a gun at Coyote. You shot me in the shoulder?
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Yeah, I didn't I didn't even want to do this man.
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No hard feelings. I'm just you know how to pick
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your battles, right? Like, rip fail.
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I got I got I got I quit. Failed and then roll to 10 so we
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got 2 4. Wow.
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So why shoot, and the bullet goes out into the hallway pings
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along and you hear the but like click into a wall somewhere, but
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his gun has like fully seized up.
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Well, fuck. That's not good.
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So we can't actually fire again. He throws it to the ground and
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he puts his hand next to his leg and pulls out median, piston
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goes something about a fucking backup and then he tries to
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shoot you rolling at 15 he hits 48 damage which I imagine Aaron
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is less than your honor. So it is that is true blades.
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Are almost by minus 1. You can be about us about that
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if you want hell. Yes.
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Hey, good job man. I'm glad you got one at the end.
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That's not say I'm in better cover.
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Now, see me and he runs behind the vending machine and to try
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and recover. Yeah.
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The guy on the balcony. You see him through this, this
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one-way glass, right? You see him on the balcony?
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Staring out at night City when Teensy screams?
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At the guy who Retreats towards the back of the apartment.
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It kind of goes, it's tilts his head up and then shakes it and
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just carries on smoke. Again, the glass is soundproof,
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so you can't really hear the street outside Ivan.
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This is just vibing me just fine, good for him very much.
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Good fan, guys. Where the heck is that Cho chat?
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Dad. Oh you mean the guy that we
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like? Oh I mean no says the guy table?
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No, I don't know anything about fuck you.
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Wait a minute. You were about to say something.
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Jumps on the table. I'll tell you what I'm going to
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say and he leaps towards be be pulling out these two wolves
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come out from the tops of his arms.
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Well, fuck you up jumps across. Oh shit, you and some fucking
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bad. Shit rolls.
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Yeah, I was going to do that across the 18 year, olds the 13
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as he come towards you, but it smelly attack.
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So, roller base, right? Evasion turns out.
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He didn't roll very well. You looked cool Miss.
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No, he didn't cleanse. His two wolves.
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Go straight into the ground. He's right in front of EV 0.
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Fuck. Vivi takes out her bat.
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She's winding it up. On our one hand and she's ready
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to just pound right into the sky.
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Well, he's right in front of you and that was a Stern.
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So, yeah, I wrote my favorite things about VIPs character
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sheet is that the baseball bat is listed as baseball bat.
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I hope cool evasion sex because I roll the 15.
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Well, I mean, you know, he gets a - at least a -12 evasion
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because again, his hands are stuck to the ground right now.
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They're not very smart but he is Gonna Roll evasion.
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Okay, so minus 1 is 16, he manages to kind of Dodge.
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He's still stuck to the ground and there the baseball bat lands
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right between his arms. Well, I tried to Going again,
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hmm. You're rolling not great.
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Right, an 11 right. Thanks guys.
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Got a great Tech Deck so he told his again and the baseball bat
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comes out the other side of it. No shit.
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And he manages in that evasion to scramble back a little bit to
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slightly to where the other guy was behind the other sofa.
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I'm father, was gonna be really cool.
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It was not shit. Yeah, no style and no substance.
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Since what do you think about that?
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And then I'm going to shoot in my god, with a gun.
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It does gum. I haven't done great.
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What did you roll 1919, dope? Yes, that is above the TV
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upgrade awesome. Oh, that was a bad damage.
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Oh no 1010 1010 a bad. Alright, B6?
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I mean it's not it's not great, not great but it's the actual
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value of his armor and armor goes down.
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Like you blow a shoulder pad off the top of his arm as he jumps
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behind the sofa. You see it like flick and bomb
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onto the onto the glass and guy outside does another one of
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those huh? What was that noise?
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Kind of a metal gear kind of way.
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Totally. I think that's enough knowing
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these Is something's hit that. Now you shot towards here.
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I'm going to say that. He's now interested at what
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might be happening in the apartment but it's nice turn
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yet, so be aware of that. Do you want to do anything else
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on your turn? No, I move myself a little bit
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to give Teensy a little bit more room.
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Cool also by moving a little bit over that way.
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You get a little bit more cover Behind These sofas if you need
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to make the beneficial will find out and Are you saying you break
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the golden rule of cover? If you lay down on the ground
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and you were completely covered by the coffee table, you could
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use that as cover because you're hinting to me.
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I could get cover. If I wanted.
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Yeah, you could. But you'd have to like hide
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under a coffee, you're saying, you kind of have cover and I
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always like are we playing a different game?
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Because no Pasha cover in cyberpunk?
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Do I have enough movement to hop up on that couch?
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That is in Between me and that other one guy, I'm not sure how
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far that is. I don't know how much you move,
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so I'm looking at 66, yeah, I believe so.
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Okay, because I would like to hop up on it and then, pull out
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my shotgun, aim it at him. Because you guys have really
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cool accents, but where the hell is Chad?
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I mean are you trying to like face down with them instead and
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just like me. Yeah.
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It's like okay so instead of shooting this guy with your
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shotgun you are pointing at him and doing a face damn.
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Yeah so you're going to roll the face now.
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Which is cool plus reputation plus 1, D 10, this is something.
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We haven't done ten-year-old attend.
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Sorry. It was ten total 010.
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Totally, you know what? None of that.
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Super matter because the guy first off I rolled a 1 and then
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I rolled it again on. I got a tattoo so I get minus 22
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my role GM GM curse. Great good for me, I love that
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for me. Don't you love rolling poorly?
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It's Graver thing. I had so many characters and
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they all roll for sure. That means that they fail the
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face down. Okay, well, You've got shotgun
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in my face. We just stole the ambulance.
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It don't kill me. You fucking tell her.
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She's, she's got a fucking shotgun.
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Please don't kill me. I am scared now.
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You see? That's pretty convincing to me.
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Hey, I just want my money from Chad.
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I don't have a beef with you. You stole the ambulance?
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Yes. Where is it now?
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No, no. We re stole the ambulance.
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We From him before and killed the driver, the guy was a prick.
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And then and then and then we back because we wanted it again
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because our boss. What's his face?
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Don't tell her about us. I fucking kill you.
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All right, no no. I won't tell him who the boss is
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but but yes I'm a we did some shit.
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Oh shit. Wait a second.
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Sorry, what did you guys just say?
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No. We just we just came to steal
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the ambulance again and he goes brick, You, like last week we
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had talked. We almost fucking killed him
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again, but he's like we don't want him to cease are all the
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faces. So we stole the thing.
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Again, we're gonna bring it to a bus.
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You say, you killed a driver. Oh yeah.
29:35
Motherfucker like Britain ahead and shut the fuck up.
29:37
I like sand or something. I Rush up to him and I pulled my
29:40
heavy pistol out and I press the butt up against his head.
29:48
Do you kill the driver sometimes?
29:50
Why would you ever think that? That's okay because we need the
29:54
vehicle and he wouldn't get out, you know?
29:55
I had to call us coyotes. No.
29:58
Because we travel in packs and I shoot him.
30:02
Oh, in the head. Yeah, Teensy.
30:06
Yeah, you gave coyote this opportunity to shoot this guy in
30:10
the head. Okay, that was so she gets a
30:13
bonus because of the face done. Pull the trigger rustling.
30:21
Could pull the trigger, any luck?
30:23
Oh, it would be stupid. If I missed.
30:26
Y'all. Use luck.
30:27
I'm going to add three. I'm gonna add three.
30:29
Two. Okay.
30:30
Oh damn, that's a lot of luck there.
30:32
Who cares? This is a big role.
30:35
It's a cool game. That'll be a 21.
30:40
Well, hell yeah, and how much damage 14 damage, right?
30:46
So the thing is, is you did a cold shot.
30:52
So it is a Cold Shot, you're all 21.
30:54
So because you are, like, point-blank, the DV I'd say, is
30:59
because it's sweet like - 64 a called shot.
31:03
No, it's - 8, but I would say like, when you've got a gun
31:07
pointed at someone's head, that's TV of being of being
31:09
simple, which is defining the rules as 9, and that's still
31:13
cook. That still cuts.
31:15
That means I want you to roll to D6 to extra D6.
31:19
You're rolling on the critical injuries table, great for 77
31:26
foreign object. Pull the trigger and you hear
31:31
the bullet. Go into a skull and hit a metal
31:33
plate, on the other side of his head and it Jangles a little
31:36
bit. And the guy looks at you and you
31:38
see the life pour out of his eyes and he falls to the ground
31:42
bleeds. Everywhere is his head
31:44
hemorrhages? Yeah.
31:48
Bad noise smell like not much I can do for him now.
31:55
Sorry dude. All right, motherfuckers, this
32:00
guy is dead. I suggest that you do.
32:04
What? My friend VV here tells you to
32:08
because I'm not having a good day.
32:10
No, I'm neither, am I? You could fuck up just killed
32:14
our friend. I am a medic and I could heal
32:17
you. You're injured because you got
32:18
shot twice by these two here. So if you comply then maybe
32:25
we'll let you live, okay? We'll roll persuasion hateem.
32:31
Damn. All right.
32:33
Yeah. Okay, right so we just leave.
32:37
No, you tell me who you work for because your friend didn't.
32:41
Oh yes mr. Happy mr.
32:44
Happy the hell is mr. Happy He's the guy doing the
32:51
thing. Okay.
32:54
You're not, you're not very helpful.
32:57
Where is he located? You are delivering the ambulance
32:59
to him. Is that what you're saying?
33:00
Don't always do the ambulance. We're not.
33:02
We wait for him. No, we were meant to meet him.
33:06
We don't have the ambulance here.
33:07
Where is it? So the bubble Cafe, the where,
33:11
the bubble Cafe did you say? Yes, it's a cafe, where they
33:16
serve drinks in bubbles, like bubble tea.
33:19
T kind of but like, you know, cyberpunk are full of drugs.
33:39
Okay? Where's Chad, this is Chad, this
33:43
is his, this is his cute pod Cube.
33:47
What do they call them? I forgiven think This is his
33:50
place. Oh no, we tied him to the bed
33:53
with his like bed, restraints, kinky, fuck.
33:55
Oh God. Okay.
33:59
Is he's here. He's safe.
34:00
Where the hell is in the bedroom?
34:02
No, no. We stole his ambulance and then
34:04
you men to guard him until we were done.
34:05
And then we're gonna leave. All right?
34:08
I looked I looked coyote and teach you to watch him.
34:13
I'm going to check on Chad. Make sure he's all right.
34:15
Okay, but tell him he owes me money.
34:17
Okay. You did you say you were related
34:19
to Chad? Oh God.
34:21
No. Not really a just tell that to
34:22
the guy to let me in. Oh, okay.
34:24
Good actually. I had a book.
34:29
How do you were you both here to see Chad?
34:32
Yeah, I was supposed to pick up my brother's stuff, and I need
34:36
the money because I helped him fix the ambulance, and he didn't
34:41
pay me. That sounds about, right?
34:44
I'm gonna go check on them. Mmm, make sure this.
34:49
These, this guy here doesn't do anything.
34:51
I'll be right back. The other guy walks in the
34:53
balcony while we were shooting. Well, I don't know what's up.
34:57
Why is that guy dead? Are you?
34:59
What the fuck do you want to be next?
35:02
Then shut up and listen. Okay.
35:05
Why don't you have a seat at that table?
35:07
Right there. All right.
35:08
Just sit. Both of you have a seat back
35:11
there. Right across from each other on
35:12
the table. Go ahead, sit down.
35:14
Go ahead. All right.
35:15
What about what about him? No no I'm not instead and if you
35:27
want her to blow your brains out like him and me, I spend my gum
35:31
like a and she's got a shotgun so that guy comes from out the
35:35
Shadows. Wait, why is why is Greg dead?
35:45
Oh my God. Why there's so many of you
35:49
because we still don't have been you stole my God.
35:53
Yes I get it. You stole the ambulance to have
35:55
the gun, the guy and then I'm ready to just kill them all.
36:02
If he doesn't say that okay, down blood across my face
36:16
because I was right. And that guy's face when coyote
36:19
shot him, I feel like it like flash across my face and they
36:22
just like a glitter in my eye and I'm like, yeah.
36:27
Listen, I've had a very emotional day.
36:30
I'm probably not the one to be making judgment calls right now.
36:35
Because if it were up to me, I think we'd all be dead in this
36:38
room, so, whatever you want to do my new friends, I'll leave it
36:44
up to you and then I will go home and eat some kibble in bed.
36:50
All right, just tie them up. I'm gonna go check on Chad.
36:54
All right. You two rolls.
36:56
Nothing to tie these guys out and one of you roll persuasion,
36:59
because I can't let you just have that one.
37:01
No funny business, they were pretty intimidating if they
37:06
were. So if you want to be creative
37:08
with what skill you use, but like I need to see a number.
37:11
That's fair, I can do the persuasion.
37:13
Ya know that cuz we got one from VV but that's not bad.
37:18
I need a little you were I was good.
37:22
The baseball bat stuff was scary.
37:24
Then they and then and then he got shot in the head.
37:26
So he's dead that guy's. Yes.
37:28
Sorry Dad. Okay.
37:29
Okay so for persuasion, we got a 12 a cool 12:00 a.m. 12:00, all
37:37
right? Are you try to create a rope out
37:40
of something? My skills, it may be, having I
37:44
have the fucking stacked Wilderness, survival stat, I
37:48
think I know how to tie some knots.
37:50
I've been reading a lot of The Hunger Games lately and they're
37:52
always talking about tying knots and stuff, okay?
37:56
Okay, I tell you what happens. The guy who's standing at the
38:01
table, he looks at both of you. He looks at the two guys sitting
38:05
at the table. And he runs up.
38:07
I shoot him. I shoot him.
38:09
All right, role for it. Yeah.
38:10
Fuck these guys. Yeah, that wasn't as good.
38:14
Oh, that wasn't as good 1500. Give it to me.
38:20
Say no, I'm gonna say no dog. He makes it at the apartment and
38:25
runs away. What it's fine.
38:28
Let him run. You've got two guys at the table
38:33
and and things. Are you manage to get this?
38:36
I am tired to the track. So you guys are tying these guys
38:39
to their chairs baby, you're standing at the bedroom door.
38:49
Teensy, you were pretty good at opening doors to think.
38:53
You can open this one on it. Do you want them to pick lock
38:56
it? Or do you just want to kick open
38:57
the door? Well, you know what?
39:02
It's okay. I don't want the landlord got,
39:04
you know, I'll just kick it. Open nice.
39:06
I'll just I'll just kick it open.
39:07
Fuck you then 14. Yeah, good enough.
39:12
Chad is tied to the bed. Oh my God, just like Chad.
39:20
What did what did you get yourself into?
39:23
Yeah, no. They stole the ambulance.
39:24
Did you kill those guys? We killed one of them.
39:28
The other, the other two are tied up like you.
39:31
So, let me give you a hand and she tries to untie Chad.
39:38
All right role for it. Oh God.
39:43
This he is, he is badly tied with these these pieces,
39:48
although they seem to have had Clips he's literally been tied
39:51
up with them. So if you think about it, a rope
39:55
kind of like a lot. I think nothing is a hot, dog, a
39:59
sandwich. I hope that 1414.
40:04
Yeah, good enough. You managed to untie both his
40:06
arms without his legs are still attack.
40:10
I will also on type of leg. You get that free.
40:14
Thank you. He came out with this know that
40:17
this are he helps what? So they stole your ambulance
40:24
again. What was there save guys?
40:28
Yeah, Chad I don't know how this keeps happening to you.
40:32
I don't know how you still have are allowed to have that floor.
40:34
Just now I thought they needed help.
40:36
You know, that's fair. We are we do have an oath to
40:41
help people but you To be a little jerk.
40:46
You gotta be a little more Street.
40:48
Smart Chad Reed night City like people are going to try to
40:52
freaking my God. Okay?
40:55
So was there anything important in the ambulance when they took
40:59
it? Yes.
41:00
What was in it? People?
41:04
Oh, are you kidding me? There were people there patients
41:08
in the ambulance? Yeah, to and they took it.
41:13
Okay, if I lose another one, I'm going to lose my job.
41:17
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, you owe people money and
41:22
items all the time. Yeah, I know.
41:24
Yeah. You didn't really you need to
41:26
pay up. Okay.
41:29
Can I um can I have a minute? I don't, I was tied to the bed
41:36
for a while, both my arms and um so it's obvious that I hand him
41:41
for you. If I have anything, I hand them
41:44
a health hypo for his. Oh, that's nice.
41:47
That's nice. Alright, Chad starts tries to
41:50
use the health hyper, but again, his arms are kind of asleep.
41:53
So he tries to, and it falls over and he's, it's quite, it's
41:56
quite embarrassed. I just stab it in his arm.
42:01
Cool. All right, all right, I'm gonna
42:06
go check. Okay.
42:08
So you do, you have any sort of identification for that?
42:12
Violence any sort of tracking, anything on it.
42:15
I have a key. Give it to me.
42:17
Okay, I'm going to get your goddamn ambulance and save those
42:21
patients. Okay, I can get you credit for
42:26
the, if you do the thing for trauma team, they're really
42:28
happy and I will lose my job. Yeah.
42:30
If you haven't already, if you have credits, you should really
42:35
pay up on the people that you owe money.
42:37
No, no school credit. Oh God.
42:40
Because I'm the TA you're right. Oh God.
42:43
All right. If you'd like I could like give
42:46
you an A on the course where I want to go.
42:47
Look at it. I don't often, I just give you
42:49
want to see, how are you today? It's just like, she's just gonna
42:54
leave. Imagine you guys were talking
42:57
about how Chad sucks. I think Chad's my new favorite
43:00
character actually, like, he's just dumb.
43:07
Fuck. He's a nice chime, but he's a
43:12
dumb fuck. He's a nice guy.
43:14
He's doing his best in night City.
43:18
I mean, come on Vivi, walks out with her hand to her temple in
43:24
in pain. It looks like in her head as she
43:28
leaves the room and she looks to the two of you.
43:32
And would you two be willing to go on a small Excursion, to
43:38
reclaim the stolen? Ambulance that once belonged to
43:43
my dear friend Chad, there are innocent people patience and I
43:49
really want to help them out. I mean, I was just gonna go home
43:53
and drink myself to sleep anyway.
43:55
So, you know, might as well do some good and I'm rooting
44:01
through, his refrigerator doesn't have my money, does he
44:05
know? But if you do help him out,
44:09
trauma team might Be able to hook you up with at least some
44:13
sort of medical insurance credit, which is goes a long way
44:18
in night City, really? Yeah, that works.
44:21
Now, as you turn around, maybe you look at the television and
44:24
you notice the news is on oh is it April?
44:27
I'm not I'm not so sweet. And again, a little April
44:30
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44:44
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44:49
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44:53
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44:58
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45:06
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You know, you gotta love a good military.
46:10
CAD really like if I didn't know that there were there was an
46:14
ambulance stolen. I think I would assume that this
46:17
was a lie. Yeah, I like watching the news
46:21
much so I know. Who is targeting, ambulances?
46:30
As my question? And why?
46:34
These guys. Yeah, well, yes, know we've
46:38
addressed that question. Why?
46:39
Why? Money.
46:43
Okay. You're mr.
46:45
Happy right? You said your boss was?
46:48
Yeah, I know. We hold me.
46:49
Hold. Patience hostage and then get
46:50
trauma team to face to face every time.
46:54
It's honestly not a bad. Graft, I mean, it's bad morally,
46:59
It's Pat, don't do that, nobody do that.
47:01
But I mean, Clever. it works, they would Debbie, you know,
47:08
just Yeah I'm going to look around and see if there's
47:12
anything that looks of any sort of value of Chad's that I can
47:16
steal since he's obviously not going to pay me.
47:23
In the fridge is a six pack of beer for beer.
47:33
And there is a bag of cotton candy flavored kibble and
47:38
another bag that literally says, plain ramen noodle flavor.
47:47
There isn't much of value in the living room, huh?
47:51
Right. Yeah, I don't think Chad has
47:54
much hence why he keeps showing people.
47:57
Yeah, that makes thought. No.
47:59
I would an ambulance broke down. I could help make some money.
48:03
Get a new client. Can't believe how bad down
48:07
trauma team is right now. Chad walks into the room.
48:11
Yo. Oh, hi.
48:14
Mechanic chick? Yeah, I'm eating this open it
48:18
and start kneading the robin Campbell.
48:22
Okay, well I'm my legs are still really weird and I can take care
48:29
of these guys. You get the ambulance and you
48:31
know where it is. No, that's what we're trying to
48:34
figure out what I look to the two of these.
48:40
Tied up gentlemen. All right.
48:45
Where is this? Mr. Happy's Hideout.
48:49
Where are you located? Oh no, I'll tell you what, the
48:53
ambulances but I am not going to tell you what.
48:56
Okay? Kill me, we're going to me.
48:58
If you're not already dead. It's true.
49:00
We could just kill you. We could just kill you or, you
49:03
know, when he finds out that you failed this entire Mission,
49:06
he'll probably kill you anyway. But where's the ambulance?
49:10
Lance then 0 at the book, a fake because the other ones bubble
49:14
Cafe. Yeah.
49:15
They're going to give us some. They went to go and get drinks.
49:17
Okay, I guess we'll head to this bubble Cafe, then.
49:21
Yeah. Anyone feel like bubble tea.
49:24
Absolutely. It's all on me.
49:26
Let's go drinking and driving. You do a really cool.
49:32
Let's put some drug bubbles in this smash, okay, until that,
49:59
Next time, I know like the seaside question, I guess we
50:04
could walk. It's not that far deuces.
50:07
Sometimes the olds around here, really get to me.
50:10
You guys want t-shirts. I'll get the straw.
50:13
That's really cute. The merch is so cute.
50:15
Here, this whole place is adorable.
50:18
Hey man, has your night gone? Oh yeah, okay.
50:22
Well as the local seem friendly. Hey guys.
50:25
Sorry. I'm so glad I found you.
50:28
I'm making some progress. Maybe someone knows Earl Grey
50:33
and synth. Coco bubbles, always full of
50:35
drugs. Or is there like other stuff
50:37
hanging out tonight gonna get crazy and find some ambulances?
50:41
You feeling. All right, there you'll get
50:43
Honeypot. Mmm, you're supposed to catch
50:45
you. He's coming over here.
50:48
Oh my God. Oh my God.
50:50
Are you like really into my test?
50:54
I would love to see your ambulance.
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