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Who is the Cutest on The Steve Harvey Morning Show - 08.18.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time if y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: at all so long looking back to back down, giving
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  Speaker 1: them more, just like themaking buck bus things and it's tough, y'all. True.
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  Speaker 1: Good to Steve Hay Yeah listening to meet together for
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  Speaker 1: sto bar hand quickly Moby, I don't you join yea yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hobby join me in period you dooing me hunt. You
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  Speaker 1: got to turn yeah, don't want to run. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turns the turn at the time, you love, You got
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  Speaker 1: to turn out to turn the water the water go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your back now I show well. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody, y'all listen to the bars, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, want and on it. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show, Man on man on man. Grateful for it
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  Speaker 1: comes through a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really
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  Speaker 1: know I was gonna have to be this responsible, you know, Um,
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  Speaker 1: can I share something with y'all? I started out to
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  Speaker 1: Finally I had gotten on track and was able to
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  Speaker 1: see a way to even uh pursue my dream. It
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  Speaker 1: has been a long, a long trip that I've been on,
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  Speaker 1: and I've gone through so many phases of it. It
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  Speaker 1: is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying is this, let me, let me put it together,
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  Speaker 1: because I got so much running through my head right now.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's it's one thing to accomplish your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: but there's joy in the process of achieving it. See,
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  Speaker 1: some people are so caught up in the goal, the
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  Speaker 1: final goal, that they find no joy, no enjoyment in
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  Speaker 1: the process. If you have found what it is you
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  Speaker 1: want to do and you strike out on that journey,
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  Speaker 1: please understand you are far more blessed than the average person.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that to know what it is you
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  Speaker 1: really want to do, to find your work in life,
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  Speaker 1: your purpose, to find out what direction you want to
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  Speaker 1: go in, is such a blessing. The average person, if
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  Speaker 1: you sit down and talk to them, oftentimes don't have
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  Speaker 1: their life on track. And it'd be some people that
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  Speaker 1: you're looking at you think, God it going on because
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  Speaker 1: of their appearance, their swagger. Oh they walk like it,
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  Speaker 1: they talk like it, they look like it. But if
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  Speaker 1: you sit down and talk to the average person, to
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  Speaker 1: the average person, man does not know what their purpose is,
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  Speaker 1: has not discovered what they wanna do, and have no
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  Speaker 1: idea how to get there. If you are on the
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  Speaker 1: other side of that, if you understand your purpose, if
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  Speaker 1: you have an idea of what you wanna be, and
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  Speaker 1: you are on your way there, you are truly blessed.
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  Speaker 1: And in that blessing, you must recognize it as a blessed.
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  Speaker 1: You must recognize the fact that you are you are
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  Speaker 1: on the right side, and that there should be a
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  Speaker 1: sense of accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you
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  Speaker 1: that you are on track to accomplish your goal. See
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  Speaker 1: what used to happen was sometimes I used to keep
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  Speaker 1: my nose so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: look up and realize. Man, hey, man, I know you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get here, but Steve, hold on, man, can't
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  Speaker 1: you see what you've done so far? Can't you find
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  Speaker 1: just some joy in the process. See, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: us lose the joy of the blessings God has given
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  Speaker 1: us because we're looking at the end tomorrow. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: there yet, You're on your way. I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: an example. I had a friend who told me that
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  Speaker 1: they wanted to be a million now, and they asked
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  Speaker 1: me some questions, and I told him so they started
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  Speaker 1: the process. And I am telling you, this dude works
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  Speaker 1: extremely hard. So about a year later we were talking.
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  Speaker 1: He had found this business, he had uh set his goal,
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  Speaker 1: and he was working towards. Then about two years later
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  Speaker 1: I ran up into him again. We were talking about
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  Speaker 1: it and everything. It's a man really really appreciate advice,
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  Speaker 1: he said, Man, but this is this is it is
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  Speaker 1: all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made that
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  Speaker 1: million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: just just keep at it. It's coming. He's a man.
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  Speaker 1: Keep at it, man, you know how long I've been
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  Speaker 1: doing this? And I got quiet because, yeah, I know
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  Speaker 1: exactly how long you've been been two years now. And
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say that to him, but I said to myself, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: two years. He's a man. I've been grinding so long. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just it ain't having it from me. I said,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, man, hold hold on, hold on. I said,
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  Speaker 1: about how much you're making right now a year? Man,
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  Speaker 1: about two hundred fifty thousands. I quit breathing. I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: my man, two years ago you didn't have a clue.
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  Speaker 1: Two years later, you're making a quarter of a million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, do you understand how blessed you are?
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  Speaker 1: I said, Man, your family was about to get put
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  Speaker 1: out two years ago. You don't borrough the house? Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: but this ain't the house. I really won't. Oh partner,
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  Speaker 1: whoa I got that? I got that house? You really
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  Speaker 1: won't make my car five eight million? I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But man, y'all got a house, you're making a payments,
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  Speaker 1: you're driving. You ain't out nor more. I said, holdly, mane,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stop. I said, you got to stop. I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: because right now, man, you you're coming across as real
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  Speaker 1: ungrateful to me. So I know God who has done
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  Speaker 1: all this for you got to be looking at you
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  Speaker 1: with his own folded. But then he God, so he
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  Speaker 1: probably handled it all together different. I was just speculating
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  Speaker 1: with him, and so he said, man, why are you
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  Speaker 1: tripping like that? Man? Man, you act like don't nobody
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  Speaker 1: want to have nothing but you? I said, WHOA? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Where you going with this conversation? I said, Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't come to you. I just came to you and
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  Speaker 1: ask you how you doing. And I'm trying to point
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  Speaker 1: out to you that the journey that you started on
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  Speaker 1: that you are on your way, and you are in
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  Speaker 1: the process of accomplishing your goals, and can you not
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  Speaker 1: feel some joy and some pleasure in your accomplishment. Quit
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  Speaker 1: tripping on the fact that you ain't made a million yet.
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  Speaker 1: You on your way. You don't went from your He thought,
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  Speaker 1: this dude was making fifteen out knowls a year. You're
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  Speaker 1: making quarter of a million dollars in two years. May
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, can't you see can't you see? So?
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  Speaker 1: He said? Eventually A man, I kind of see what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. But that ain't about nothing to me because
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  Speaker 1: I ran up into him a year and a half later.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing, man, man, I show wish I had
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  Speaker 1: appreciated my life when I had it like that. I said,
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  Speaker 1: what you may had it like that and just fell
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  Speaker 1: on some hard times. Man, I'm right back why I was.
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  Speaker 1: And then we talked. I said, hey, man, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. I said. Once you know how to accomplish something,
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  Speaker 1: I said, you just reapply the same principles and start
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  Speaker 1: on over again. Man, you know how hard it is
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  Speaker 1: to be the start over. Okay, my man, hold up, partner,
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  Speaker 1: you can do yourself like this again. First, she wasn't
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  Speaker 1: grateful for what you had. Now you're looking at the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you might have to start over, and you
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  Speaker 1: know how hard it is to start over. But you
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  Speaker 1: have the knowledge, the principles, and you got a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of money to go on and get it going again.
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  Speaker 1: I said, Man, don't keep doing this to yourself. I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't grateful no matter what God do for you.
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  Speaker 1: So what you need to do, partner, stop reassess yourself
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  Speaker 1: the fact that you were not grateful in the first place.
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  Speaker 1: Could that be the reason why? You know? Man? Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling it cause I ain't God. I do
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  Speaker 1: not know how he thinks, nor do I claim to know.
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  Speaker 1: But let's just imagine for a moment. Let's just say,
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  Speaker 1: maybe for a moment, maybe God said, Okay, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: happy with this. Okay, didn't handle it your way? You
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  Speaker 1: obviously ain't happy with the way I'm bringing it into
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  Speaker 1: your life. You want to handle it your way, Go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and handle it because He will let you have
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  Speaker 1: it your way. Can I tell you that he will
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  Speaker 1: let you do it exactly the way you want to
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  Speaker 1: it because He gives us all the power of choice.
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  Speaker 1: So then maybe he said, Okay, you don't appreciate the
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  Speaker 1: way I'm doing it. You don't like the favor I'm
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  Speaker 1: showing you, you think it's take it too long. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you do it your way. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: do it your way. Just just say. Maybe he said that,
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  Speaker 1: and now he right back where he was. So what
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  Speaker 1: I try to get the young cat to understand was, man,
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  Speaker 1: appreciate your life for what it is. Because like um life,
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  Speaker 1: Jenny's got that song that he got out off this album. Still,
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  Speaker 1: I still believe it could have been worse. And now
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  Speaker 1: that it is worse, what's on your mind now, folks,
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  Speaker 1: if you are on that side of life where you
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  Speaker 1: have figured out what you wanna do, you know how
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get there, and you know your purpose. You're
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  Speaker 1: accomplishing what the majority of people never ever do. So
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for your process. Don't tumble yourself, don't throw
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  Speaker 1: yourself off the cliff. It's gonna be all right. Success
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  Speaker 1: takes a measure of time. It is not easy. If
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  Speaker 1: success were easy, everybody would be successful. All right, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry this morning if I sounded a little all
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  Speaker 1: over the place in a little jumble. But that's how
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  Speaker 1: it came to me. So you know, uh, y'all, keep
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  Speaker 1: your head up. Welcome to the ride, everybody. Welcome to
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  Speaker 1: along with none of this. You'll go along with any
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  Speaker 1: of this right now? Any of this? There's something wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you? Definitely? Is he going along with it? Everything
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  Speaker 1: he says, everything he does? Are you kidding me? He
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  Speaker 1: can't go with Yeah, Yeah, you can't go with it.
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  Speaker 1: It's everybody, I know what's trying to distance. They say,
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  Speaker 1: this airplane is going down. I'm jumping out. I got
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  Speaker 1: a parachute. This is really different president. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't listened to a lot of presidents. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna be honest. I've never really like listened to a
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  Speaker 1: lot of these speeches when they just see yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: when the speeches on, I go to sports, and because
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  Speaker 1: sports don't interrupt nothing, Yeah, they give you something else
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  Speaker 1: for sports. So I've never really listened to all of
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  Speaker 1: the presidents. I haven't listen to all, but this got
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  Speaker 1: to be the damned thist thing a president has ever
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  Speaker 1: said ever. I mean, look, I can't think of it. Reagan,
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  Speaker 1: Reagan looking real cool right now. All the bushes looking
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  Speaker 1: good right now. You know, I'm even in disagreement with
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  Speaker 1: Jesse Jackson. Stay in the bush, Stay out the bush.
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  Speaker 1: I want to now, where the hell is the bush?
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  Speaker 1: A jam starting to look good right now? Rubio starting
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  Speaker 1: to look that coward. Cruise is starting to because I
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  Speaker 1: really don't like Ted Cruise because he chicken. If you
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  Speaker 1: talk about my wife and I'm not going up on stage.
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  Speaker 1: How getting many pictures together, taking a picture of me
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  Speaker 1: all my wife, Jean McCain cool, Oh yeah, that's my
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  Speaker 1: name for Nixon. Nixon was cool. Water game took the
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  Speaker 1: tape coup. You know how many times you didn't want
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  Speaker 1: it to get a tape video text? How many you
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  Speaker 1: can trying to keep back? I have tried to get
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  Speaker 1: a memo back, memo. I wanted a memo back, and
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  Speaker 1: then let me say something I didn't. I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: nothing of it until I woke up one morning and
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  Speaker 1: it was on see anything. All right, we gotta go,
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  Speaker 1: Steve coming up. It's none of your business, none of you,
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  Speaker 1: none of yours. We'll be back at thirty two. Haf
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: here we go, Jay Jr. Tell me it's none of
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  Speaker 1: your business. Let's go. You want to playing. You see
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  Speaker 1: things shirley from time to time, and if you see
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  Speaker 1: it and it's happen, I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't your damn business. It's not it's not at all.
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  Speaker 1: It's for instance, you in check you got to check, right,
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  Speaker 1: somebody puts in a five. Yeah they put a five plate,
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  Speaker 1: put the five in and they they got a twenty.
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  Speaker 1: That got to do with y. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how that hurts you. That is my business? Why what
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  Speaker 1: is that? That could have been from last week? Old
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  Speaker 1: you're probably gonna have got it, James last week. The
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  Speaker 1: only word is if I'm sitting next to you and
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  Speaker 1: I just put your twinter, that's the only one that
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  Speaker 1: twin you get another twinter. But if you touch the
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  Speaker 1: twin another, you gonna be in the past. You got it,
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  Speaker 1: absolutely absolutely all right, junior, you got one up. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. Wouldn't baby come out white and he
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  Speaker 1: pitched black? That ain't been nothing. No, that's none of
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  Speaker 1: your iven not say that. Let's go along with it.
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  Speaker 1: Just go along with it. That's just go along. There
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  Speaker 1: ain't none of your nobody. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: just say what you know. I'm just saying that boy,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful baby, I tell beautiful place. Let me say this ahead, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you come home uh and your daddy got on
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  Speaker 1: your mama blind that you that ain't none of my bit.
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  Speaker 1: Just back out of that. Back come home and your
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  Speaker 1: daddy got on your mama blind, you back back back
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  Speaker 1: out and makes them coming in that you got a
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  Speaker 1: co work that looks exactly like amble roll Okay. But
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  Speaker 1: the next day he Beyonce, I, well I have come from.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Put it on, stay out of it.
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  Speaker 1: I like that, all right, I got one of that one.
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  Speaker 1: You know for a fact, your neighbor's lights are out.
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  Speaker 1: You know the out, you know the out because he
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  Speaker 1: ain't watching TV nothing. It's dog over there round eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: But the next day you see him climbing that pole
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  Speaker 1: to try to get his lights back on. Is that
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  Speaker 1: your while you're talking what for what? Yeah, but you're
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  Speaker 1: bringing that over that ain't got nothing to called like else?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well? Then what if you walk outside and
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  Speaker 1: see a cop put a boot on your neighbor's car?
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  Speaker 1: Is that that ain't none of your ass? You just
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  Speaker 1: gotta keep walking, keep walking. I'll tell you something else
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  Speaker 1: close to that. If I'm out in the parking lot
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  Speaker 1: and a co worker mine that I do not care for,
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  Speaker 1: and I see somebody steal in his car that he
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  Speaker 1: meet it, it comes none of my Yeah he killed,
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  Speaker 1: that transaction is completed. I'm probably ain't gonna say, give
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  Speaker 1: me more pleasure to go back in there and go man,
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  Speaker 1: I just saw somebody drive off the other car. I
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  Speaker 1: actually saw him bust the one. That's a pleasure. It
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  Speaker 1: took five minutes of hog, but I set through the
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  Speaker 1: whole thing. If you don't like the you actually can't
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  Speaker 1: assist it, and you ain't got to rush down coming out.
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  Speaker 1: I got one. I think we all haven't seen this one.
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  Speaker 1: I have seen somebody run through the parking lot at
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  Speaker 1: the airport, get to the airport, to the ticketing and
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  Speaker 1: then get in a wheelchair and roll right through with
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  Speaker 1: somebody pushing them. That it ain't. But I really want
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  Speaker 1: to say something coming confession. That one time cambled all
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  Speaker 1: night and we was missing the flight. So when we
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  Speaker 1: pulled up out the curtain, I told him I needed
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  Speaker 1: a wheelchair. They gave me a wheelchair. You know in Vegas, man,
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  Speaker 1: that airport line is. They took me to the front
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  Speaker 1: of security, the front of TSA. I stood up real ginger,
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  Speaker 1: put my stuff on the conveyor, but they walked that
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  Speaker 1: wheel chair through. I went right on through that. The
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  Speaker 1: lady came back with the wheelchair. I see the trains.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. I know business. You got here when you
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  Speaker 1: saw the trade one, I got one at that one.
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  Speaker 1: You see a lady, you see a lady. You see
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  Speaker 1: a lady take a ham, You take a hand in
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  Speaker 1: the ahead. He takes a ham, some chips, some sodas,
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  Speaker 1: a pound of grapes, put him in a crotch and
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  Speaker 1: walk right out. Not in them. Is that your business?
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  Speaker 1: Does that bother you? That's a strong crotch, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stuff that you As a matter of fact, I
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  Speaker 1: had to respect that you can put a hand holding
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  Speaker 1: hand on Yeah, yeah, no, it's wrong to have her
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  Speaker 1: number that when you go kind of like when you
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  Speaker 1: see people go to the dressing room, they take five
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  Speaker 1: shirts and they come back, but did they come back
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  Speaker 1: with one? Put him on the phone. Alright, I got
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  Speaker 1: your damn all right, this is it's time for nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that frank back when we come back. You're
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  Speaker 1: Tommy's run that brank back. What you got nef? What're
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  Speaker 1: running back? Word? Gools? Calm worker's calm workers, calm worker,
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  Speaker 1: car you can't say it, workers, calm. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: paper winning there, porker's com many'll be on y'all. Haven't
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  Speaker 1: had a little bit of it. I ain't never had.
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  Speaker 1: It's a nice little check when you get it to men, workers,
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  Speaker 1: nice check if you ain't doing nothing, you ain't working
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  Speaker 1: else coming in at Yeah, but it ain't but a
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  Speaker 1: piece of what you had when you were. Be happy
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  Speaker 1: to get that though you will, but between those checks,
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  Speaker 1: you're looking seriously for a job. And you're looking for
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  Speaker 1: that check. Keep walking to the mail and mail may
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: have an attitude. Know you know what you got, you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: know you want it. Yeah. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: reach your vincent place. Who's calling? My name is uh
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Ed from the human resources? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? Well? Benc one of the first
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: of all check on you. We know you're got injured
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: here at the job. How are you doing so far? Yeah? Man,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm making that man. You know, everything's cool and uh,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know how long. The therapy is
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: going pretty good though, but I might right, I'm okay,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: therapy is going pretty well. Yeah, it's they say. I'm
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: doing all right. The pain level is about maybe a
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: fixed still, but it's getting done it though. Okay, listen,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: have you been getting your your check on time? Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I've been getting a man, and I appreciate it. But
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: it really helps, man, because you know, I ain't able
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: to work right now. They said it's gonna be a
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: little while, so I appreciate that. Y'all the one defending
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the check, yes sir, yes, sir. We all want to
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: getting the checks out and want to make sure that
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: that's definitely getting there. So you're yeah, yeah, it's good,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: It's all good, man. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Okay,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: let me we've got a bit of a problem that
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: we wanted to check out. Now. You haven't been doing
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: any any straining, was uh no, no, no, no, I
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: ain't been. I ain't. I ain't been working at all, man.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I just you know, I've just been taking it either.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I can't do nothing really right now. And they told
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: me not could do nothing, all right, And then you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: do know the rules are that you're not supposed to
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: do anything to jeopardize your back. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm straight. I'm straight. I ain't been doing nothing, man. Okay, Well,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: let me let me say this to you. We do
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have some um surveillance cameras that are showing us that
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you've you've been doing something straining with I ain't even
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: been going nowhere, come out survalance camera. I don't know
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: how they go nowhere. Well, no, the the straining was
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: work that you're doing is actually at home. We at home.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I'll be inside. I don't I don't do nothing outside.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I don't wait, I don't even bother que man. What
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: you know what you're talking about? Streams? Okay, have you, uh, Vincent?
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Have you have you been having have you been having
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: sex at home? What's the kind of question? Who is this?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Is this a superviser? I've been we're kind of let
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: me talk to supervil. I ain't know your damn. I'm
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: with human resources. I don't know. Man, excuse me, dog,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: but I don't mean disrespect you. Is that because you're
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: paying me, you know, looking out for me. I mean
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you can call me and and just say any component
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: like that? Man about have you been having? Kind of
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you having sex at home? Say that? Ain't none of
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: your business? Don't have Have I been having sex or not?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: In it? Wait? What kind of mean? Let me talk
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: who your supervisor? Man, sir, I'm the supervisor here to
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: human we've been brought with my attention and we actually
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: have you on surveillance. You've been you've been having sex?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Now you can don't know it. I know that not
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: you know camers in my house? I know that much.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And who authorized him like that? Anyhow? Surveyance to me,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to be having sex if your fact
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: is hurting, okay, you you have a man you've been
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: you've been not having no damn camera and what you
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: thought about? Uh, you've been surveyors to me and having said,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: that's a damn lie, sirtain, what's your name? What? What?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Man? Sir? And who ad because I'm look,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice and you're picking me off
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: add her, sir, sir, here it is and we find
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  Speaker 1: out I'm gonna I'm giving you a warning. No, I
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: don't mean I'm giving me your warning. You let me
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: find a damn camera my house telling me I can't
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: handle sex and all that I have sex if you're
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that is straining with work and you're putting it on
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: your back and we're paying you, we're paying you a
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: thing about what you're paying me and what you ain't
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: paying me. You're gonna call my damn phone tell me
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: talking about you got some natan's camera and my hound.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That's okay, Well, sir, sir Vincent, let me say this
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to you no more. You don't need you don't need
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: to say nothing to me, but but your last name
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and then you're supervisor name that was my name is
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: okay and you don't need to worry. Who the supervisor,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Is you need to make sure that there's no more
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: sex going on until your back is healed. Look, you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: don't have to cut you out and hang up on
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: your man. I don't have time for this, man, y'all
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: because y'all do what y'all do, because y'all doing people.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Y'all think y'all can do illegal and talk to people crazy,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: man when y'all coming them. I don't appreciate that at all. Man,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: this is I don't know who y'all think I'll ears
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: down there. Y'all just do something for them. I think
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: y'all can just call them and say anything that. Man.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I don't like that, and I ain't trying to be disrespectful,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: but you got me heated right now? Man? Is that
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: not be no cameras in my How did you understand
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: that I'm gonna tell you once and one time only,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: no more sex what you put time? I'm sorry, man,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: because I tell you one day thing. You think you're
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: giving up some money? Now I'm gonna sue y'all by
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: catching camera my house. You ain't known how to never pay?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Uh pay me no more? You're gonna pay me one
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: big check that I'm shooting out of y'all. And now
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: you understand that I understand I need I need you
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to understand one more thing. Are you listening to me? Man?
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: You go ahead, man, I'm y'all got me easy, man.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: And then after this, don't even call me. No more
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: telling you because it's ridiculous. Okay. Are you familiar with
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: letter man? Familiar with what? Literally? Do you know? Literal?
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: You coworking letter? Yeah? What about him? Literally? Got me
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the prank phone? Call you? This is nephew Tommy from
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: the Steve off and mare that's your filthless but you
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: been man, get out of here. Man, y'are about to
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: have me the lord talk about my check and man, no, man,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: what's up? Man? This is y'all have me going out? Man,
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: y'all have me? He did? I well, I'm gonna kicking.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be calling that is he on the phone? Man,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: He ain't on the phone. Man, I'm sweating like so,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: I'm still so I'm still getting my damn checked. That
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: that's what that beans. Y'all have be heated. Boy. I
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: thought y'all gonna take what's up? Man? Nice and here
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: from y'all. Man, y'all got me though, man, y'all got me.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I got one more question, man, what is the baddest
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: of course, no doubt. Man. If the Steve Harvey Morning
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Show always will be especially y'all don't got me like
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: this here keep here. I'm working on two people who
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  Speaker 1: I won't right Tommy first of all, Joe Old Steve
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  Speaker 1: don't know you. Okay, he don't know me. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to get No, no, he won't see Now you're
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: into a whole another world. You were to reside and
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  Speaker 1: you think you d make a fifth one time you're
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: going to because coming up you won't do. President Donald
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Trump agrees to fund key Obamacare subsidies. We'll be back
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: to talk about that. Well, you know need somethod news.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: You know who's gonna be able to get it, though
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: You're only gonna be able to get it Trump Care.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: If you got a statue in front of you, you're
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Hey, listen, you don't
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: want to miss Joy Anthony Ground's murder the hit today.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna get to that. Jack all right, what's my Russian?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody what you're saying though, if you're in the news,
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  Speaker 1: if you no, I don't have anybody listen to news today.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody did anything. Yeah yeah, yeah, So coming up later
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, j Anthony Brown's murder the Hit. But first,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: the federal government government will keep funding key Obamacare subsidies
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: this month, despite President Trump's threat to end those payments,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: which total about seven billion dollars this year. The White
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: House confirmed the decision to cover August cost sharing payments
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: yesterday afternoon. The move comes a day after the Congressional
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Budget Office warned that cutting off federal funding would cause
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Obamacare premiums to soar another beyond the latest projections. Trump
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: had threatened to end the payments for low income Obama
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: customers after Senate Republicans failed to pass a bill to
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: replace the Affordable Care Act. Uh, those payments are worth
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and estimated, like I said, seven billion dollars a year.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Who's um, how's that repeal and replaced Obamacare going not
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: not so gown? Yeah? Yeah, you know why because they
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: had too many good components to it, got a couple
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: of problems in it, but they're making it like it's
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: it's not an inherited problem. Healthcare premiums traditionally go up
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the same amount every year, and it's not no five
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: percent increase either. It's a big jump. It's nationally that's
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: been happening for years. Now, you want a dumping on
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Obamacare when it's been happening for years. But remember when
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: the news media asked people the two questions, how do
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: you feel about the Obamacare? I don't like it at all.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. How do you feel about it? For?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: But oh, that's good that the Republicans did a masterful
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: job of painting a picture at Obamacare's this big, evil
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: crisis that's hit America and it's the ruination of this country.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: When it's not. It did so many great things for
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: people with number one pre existing They kept kids on
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: their parents coverage a lot longer because they couldn't get it. Look, man,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: your kid twenty two, He can't fall off your policy. Boy,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing. And so it did so many good things.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: But they ran on repeal and replaced repeal in place,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: and now that they got it, the Republicans can't even
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: repeal and replace it because they have nothing to repeal
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: it and nothing. Nothing. They've just been lying to people.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: And if they do repeal and replace it, they got
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to explain the same people and put them in why
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you didn't took their health care from because a lot
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: of people got healthcare that didn't have nothing. Seventy three
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: days for your hour, for the three minutes that's when
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: the moving trucks would be en up to the fight house.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: That's how much time we got lem hunted seve me
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: three days. He's gonna quit me for the four years.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna quit. He's not gonna make the home for you.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: You don't think so. No, he's gonna quit. I think
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I think the main thing, the real thing for me.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: It's my opinion. He's really upset about this investigation. That's
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: what's really the Russia investigation that's upset, and and he's
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: just starting to fight with everybody over us. Your wife
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: gonna quit first. Yeah, I don't know that he's gonna quit.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't seem to me. I mean, with the
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: success that he's had throughout his life, time to be
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: a quitter to stop. I don't think it's gonna quit.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what though, traditionally the sitting president
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: always runs again because the disaster for the Republican Party
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: is to come in with the replacement that was then
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: at meant that their president fa So they normally take
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the sitting president and make him run again. The problem
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you have now is how many people are truly disgrunted
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: with him. But now remember this, folks, did we not
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: think that after the tour bus scandal, they're grabbing the
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: woman by her pete? Did we not think that would
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: be the end? I thought, I just knew. I said,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I said, that's it, that's it. You can't degrade women
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: like that, and everybody could vote for him. But then
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Comy came back a few days after that and talked
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: about Hillary's email. That tell you something, man, Oh what's this?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Boy used to be? Giuliani was sitting Fox and he said,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: we have something big before it even came out, and
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: they knew. And then two days later he came to
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: announcement about the email and that email crushed that Hillary
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Clinton and crush is the opportunity that emails. That was
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: one of the most damning things that happened in that
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: whole thing. And boy, they played up on that, but
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: they went up and they voted for this reality so
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: and um, and it was quite telling what you said.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I think it was yesterday about the woman with a
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: T shirt said Donald Trump can't grab might and he
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: had an arrow. And I'm just going one a minute, man,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: what's what's wrong with our world today? And this was
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: not no young girl, no, no, no, this was he
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Trump grabbed up when they won't. Yeah, you know. Yeah.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: And so in four years when it's time to re
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: up the new president, I just wonder, really what the
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Republicans are gonna do. And the Democrats better learn how
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to fight because they better not do what the Republicans
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: did with Obama. They we got to prepare candidate now today,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: You're right, was the face of the Democrats we got? Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: Kanye right now? I think Kanye the first one? Yeah,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: look real good? Right now. Butterfly, butterfly waiting in the wings.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: we go back and forth on this one. Jay, I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: think it's your turn. It is one day to do it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But yeah, yea for the one. Yes, yes he is good.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Stephen Flood of your wings, girl, you know how to
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  Speaker 1: bring me out the best. You make me want to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: get some licorice. Anyway, it's a good morning's Stephen Shirley
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  Speaker 1: Carl Tommy Jr. Speaking Hey, Hey, Steve, how are you
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  Speaker 1: doing today? No? No, no, how are you I'm getting?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Come on, take us down? What you got? Can me
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: take us down? Now? It's uplifting. It's Friday, Stephen. Don't
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: act like that. It's a beautiful, beautiful Friday. And this
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: is about Stephen. This is about getting getting close to
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: people that you're not close to. And that's something to
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: do this weekend. So I'm thinking you and I, okay,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe just do something an excursion this weekend. I'm working,
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  Speaker 1: you work doing the working I'm working. No, you don't.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I don't need the boys do all of the stand
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  Speaker 1: up working. You don't. You weren't doing the week So
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking you and I can go go cart riding
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: this weekend. I have the goggles and a scarf for
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: both of us. That's going around. Yeah, you know, so
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: we don't get no bugs eyes, but we can get
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: anna that saying that? Are you saying down? Listen, We're
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: gonna go cart and something that I really like to do.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: We gotta get on a pogo stick. You remember stick.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: We gonna just bounce around on that stick and have
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: some fun. You know, we could raise one another. It
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: would be good. We're just I'm just wanting us to
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: get out and do something so that we can be
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: more comfortable around each other. Okay, because Colin is not
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: on the psychiatrists called to me to every time she calling,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta pay you. But we like her though. We
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: must say that Steve definitely like her. The psychiatrist, the
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: therapist bear yeah, because really it's slid. Yeah, she just
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: tells the truth. She did tell me that you and
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I tried. Need to try and do something again. Like
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: what if we went we don't need one bike? What
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: if we went bank riding? You know, I ride on
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  Speaker 1: the handballs on the back seat and you can't do bicycle,
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  Speaker 1: but on the on the on the handlebar, the hand
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  Speaker 1: I just ride be hand you. I ride behind you
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and hold on to your way like a motorcycle. Yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: like the amount of cycle and when the when and
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: when the wind is blown. If you can't hear me,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: then I just talked into your ear. Okay, we gotta go.
• 40:52
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  Speaker 1: and new school bookies. Now I am I getting that cookie.
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  Speaker 1: I can get your kids some bunspa. Oh, I can
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: get it ever and I can get your kids and
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: span This goes out all the brothers out there. Get that?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Can you help me call? You know, especially around back
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: in school time. Yeah, I can get it in if
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: I get it simple, I can get it. If I
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: get it, I get it. But I don't get it.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't with it. It works time I've ever heard
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: book something you to for the words and at bit
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I can get it if I get it. Yeah, right
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: that change ain't no robbery. Say that change ain't no
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: robbery right that time of year, because they would get
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: that copy. Help me. They just throw it out there.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Show me some with on the show. I oh, yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't help you with him school clothes, little man
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: be dressed, Yeah, looking just like just like they always
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: looked like. Who about the club? I know you did
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: so cute man. Yeah you called me calling you your room,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: calling your daddy. Sad man. I have a girl through
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: that one time, had a girl through that to have
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: her a little boy three years old. This girl, the
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: boy came there, said, hey, daddy, I ain't got no kids.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm so scared of that. I got him, never went
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: back and she was fine too. Oh what daddy, I
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to help nobody with. All right, coming
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: minutes after coming up next nephew Timmys prying phone call.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening, Steve Morning Show. Alright, coming
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, get ready for today's Strawberry letter.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: But up next, nephew Tommy's prank phone call. Y'all need
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to do something about that pecan tree. Y'all need to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: do something about that pecan tree. He's so angry. How
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: you sign on the phone. You tell like this, Yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you don't need to do something about that pecan tree.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get done whispering. Try it, try it. Let's see,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I don't worry. Y'all need to do something about that
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: pecan tree. Right, that's better. That's much better. Let me
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: do y'all need to huh what you say? Is that
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: any way we can discuss the pe country? Yeah, that's bad.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: That's definitely the way it should go. That's nicer, nicer,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: not whispering, though, y'all that's too much. Need to do
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: something about the pecan Nobody asked you to say. Yeah, Hello, Hello,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach uh lc hey, let me let
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: me Hey. My name is Marcus, uh My my mama
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: name a little next dough to you, uh Mr and
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: mrs My mom and daddy little next dough to you.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: And I was calling because y'all gotta pa country in
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: your backyard, I mean right on the fish line and
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to keep you know, pecan and stuff keep falling over
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to my mom and theam yard. So I'm told to
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: see if y'all can do something man where y'all can
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: pick up I mean, my mama them they got a
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: little older. You know we've been picking them up for
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: a long time, but I need somebody to, like, maybe
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you can cut the lions back that's hanging over so
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: that they won't you know, the pecans won't be falling
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: over into my mom and them yard because you know,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: for them to be bending over like they're picking up
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: their paca, and it's a lot of them. So, you know, Mr,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to how let you and see if
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you don't mind maybe cutting the limbs back, because even
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: when we turned the lamo on and stuff, man, it
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: just you know, the beacons and stuff be coming out
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: of the lamo just shooting all over the place. Well,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: first of all, Mama coms old com. You know it's well,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: and I can't see me cutting it well, I mean not.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you can maintain your y'all, but I
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: mean you your mother, you can maintain your mother's yaw.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: So I go by my mother's house, you know, every
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: other day and check on them, But I don't have
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: time to go on the back and pick up pecans
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: and stuff. You know what I'm saying. I mean, if
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: you just it don't seem no more than like maybe
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: four or five limbs that's hanging over there. But them
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: four or five limbs, I mean they they there's a
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: lot of pecans falling off of that. So if Macon
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: tree to say I go back there, there's no no
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: kind of nothing back the okay whatever, sir. I'm not
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: cutting my tree for a little like that. Sir. Listen,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: what I'm what I'm trying to get you to do
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: is I'm not I don't want you cutting your entire
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: tree down. I just want you to cut a few limbs, sir,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: so you know those that way that those are the
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: ones that are hanging over it won't be you know,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the pecans won't be falling over into my mom's them yard.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And and and you know, like I said, they're older now, man,
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: they can't be bending over like that. So you know,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm just coming to you as a man right
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: now and asking you when you please cut this down
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: to these pecans can quit falling over my mom and
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: them yard. I'm asking you. All you can do is
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: hire someone, Okay, someone I know your mother. Don't cut
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: your yard. No, it's it's a it's a guy that
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: cuts the yard. But even when he cutting the yard,
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: these pecans is flying out from underneath the yard. The
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: law more that soon, a lady, we're gonna be breaking
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: windows over that. What kind of lord person you have
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: that don't pick up before they cut? Why am I
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: arguing with you about picking up stuff and all of this?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you to cut a funky left five limbs
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: so these dogs onna pecans ain't are falling off my
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: mama yard. You you want to cut, you you're gonna
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: make me come over here and cut the hold. I
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: would come cut the whole damn tree down. You ain't
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: gonna put my tree. I grew that tree from when
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I was the kids, and that long I stay though, sir, look,
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I didn't ask you like a man to cut your
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: little funking pecan tree down. Now. I ain't in the hat?
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: What what gus? What you you you bad? You can't
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: cut it. I've been look sir out tonight today rather
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: this evening. It's either gonna be two things happening. Either
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: you're gonna cut the five limbs that I won't cut.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut, cut the whole damn for corn tree down.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: That's my tree in any game, nobody with my tree.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: I'm here right now, I'm you're not here in the
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: yard right now? Come on, is you over that right now?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Right now? I will bring my right on back. You
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: know what you get my mom in the way, got
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: your mom? I got it because it's the same. Is
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: one that dress left than my mama's. You're gonna cut
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: this damn tree down. I'm waiting on them. But anyway, man,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't used my creaking something in along top. Any way,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: I've been waiting on them like you. You didn't lost
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: your damn mind. You live, y'all. Cook. I told you
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: once and I told you twice. I'm old. You're young.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. See that's what's right. Then. You know
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: what you can do? Tell your mom to make up
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: a car. What you say by my mom? Tell her
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: to make corn pop and come for me. Tip Tell
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: my mama what carm pop with? You? Make a pecan pie?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want no pecan prob we don't even eat
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: pecan pie. We're so sick of he's damn become. You
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: got falling over in the backyard. You got to do
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: something about this. Man. Now, I'm trying to I'm trying
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: not to hurt you. Oh man, I really am hurt me,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: hurt me, Come on, hurt me, Betty for me. I'm
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: on my I'm on my way. It's your side side,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: it's you outside. You know how you'll say, you know what.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm here, I'm here, I'm I'm I'm gonna be
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: in your mama. You get out. You get out my
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: mama driveway right now, get out my mama driveway. All
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: putting me out. I'm you get ya you get ya
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: back in your drive when you get out my mama
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: drive way, get out, you get out of my mama
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: jow way. No crying for now. Tell you I'm here
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: waiting on you. You get out of my mama get
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: out of my mama drive way. Coot me on me
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna sit here. I got one more thing
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you. When you lifted. You
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: don't want to try to say. I'm wann't at you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: at your mama house. This is nephew. Tell me from
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: your brother. Man, I don't say this. Man. I'm gonna
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: put my feet man, I'm gonna I'm gonna episode bad.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I don't pay. I'm too old it's kind of LC.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Do me a favor. First of all, get out, tell
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: people yard, go back to your yard. You just gave
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: me hall blood pressure. Ain't nobody mad about your country
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: none of that. Ain't nobody going to cut it down.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tripping you like I got a hit her now, Man,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: I've been carrying my grandkids school. Listen to this, y'all boy, y'all, y'all,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: y'all boy, y'all something else, Man, I got one more
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: question for you. Tell me what is the baddest radio
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: station in the land? LC? He was mad boy right starless?
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Anybody want to pecorne all this talk? You can't eat
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: a lot of pecan pie. You can't want slice a slice?
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: You really got to be a slip. My cousin Denise
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: makes the best. Hers aren't really that, you know? They
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: aren't too sweet sweet thing either one. I got to
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: help hard to find a good apple pot, Yeah it is.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I can't find a good cherry pote. Oh yeah, being
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: supposed to have at all? The one that really makes
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: you go overboard. Oh, my befo, you know it like
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I hain't you tried? Patty Patty? Yes they're good? Yea
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: that it recommended you. No, if you want a hospital scale,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: don't get your Patty boomerang for his birthday years ago.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I said, diet you can, Okay. What I deal was
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: just pull up to the emergency room parking lot and
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: do all right. Thank you of you coming up in
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: about an hour. Another exciting sighting episode Steve Harvey Morning Shows,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: bad acting, theater, the chatman do not want we got
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: to do a recap. We'll be bad. You're listening to
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Strawberry Letter coming up next,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: But first, did you guys hear about this? PayPal announced
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: it's cutting off payments to more than three dozen hate
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: groups and its streamist organizations, including all Right dot com um,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: a white nationalist group led by Richard Spencer. The move
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: comes in the wake of last week's violent white nationalist
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: rally in Charlottesville, Virginia. The online payment company uh says,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: regardless of the individual or organization in question, we work
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: to ensure that our services are not used to accept
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: payments or donations for activities that promote hate, violence, or
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: racial intolerance. I love that. Yeah. A day earlier, the
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Southern Poverty Law Center and Advocacy organization specializing in civil
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: rights says PayPal was used by hate groups to raise fund.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Other payment companies like Visa and MasterCard are being encouraged
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: to follow suit and stop doing business with hate groups.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Discover already announced that it has terminated merchant agreements with
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: hate groups. That's one way like that, Yeah, particular hate
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: have done that and get your money on it. Just
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: like down at the croker. You're making this out right right. Yes,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you didn't pick up money and then they wouldn't give me. Man, Man,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't got that code. Man. That is the worst
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: sealing in the world. That is the worst because you
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: need that money and it timesbody sending you money. You
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: need that money, man, and you get the cash right past.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: You send some money and they won't release it. How
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: do you know this person? It was? I sent the money?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: How long you know faith? I'm telling you, man, Or
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you send somebody some money and they worried the hell
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: out of you. Did you send it? Did you send it?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Did you send it? I got stuff to do. Did
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you say what? Asking for money and rushing? This is
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: messing up my day waiting for the money. A friend
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: of mine just put cash cash in a card and
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: mailed it in a regular mailbox. Who does that mean
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: a lot of people like a birthday card? Yeah, like
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: a birthday Yeah, they're taking that. That could be dangerous.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting here all day long. I don't have all
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: day to wait put this money. When is this money coming?
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Because every twenty minutes. I noticed they call every every twenties.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: You made it over there, yet I'm at the bait
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: getting your money. Okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is messing
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: up my day. I got stuff to do. And why
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: you put it way over there? I gotta driveway on
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: the other side of town. They don't have one close
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: to where I live. Yeah, they say that you send
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: people money to that's what that crazy. Yeah, I didn't
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: know that. They called you every moment on it. That's
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: what makes you hurt. Yeah, because they've got on your nerves.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: They really need it, They really need it. Man. Yeah,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: you're trying to help out and they take an hour
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: or two for them to get it. You might as
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: well tell somebody they getting the executed. They make not
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: because the weight get you here on the other end
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: of the phone. How long they take? How long? Yeah? Man,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: damn man, No, you can't call them and tell them
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: put a rush on it. No, I did my part.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Or they call you with the people on the phone,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: they call coming outside. I have something similar to that
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: on my phone. I have the cash app. You guys
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: have the CA kids. Oh my god, every five minutes,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: so she's calling me. Did you send it yet? Yes,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I said it. They will turn you out and you
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: go back out there and turn it back on. In
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: the hood when I was out of work, I had
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: to reconnection. So oh yeah, you mean you did every
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: time your kissing. You got that story. I have to
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: get it all right, all right, NewView, Let's do the letter.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. Buckle up and hold on. Type we
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: gotta fight you in the Strawberry Ladder. Subject selfish or
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: being played just Steven, Shirley Steve. I met a man recently,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: the type that most women would love to have. Tall
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: six three pounds, College professor Hey Moner, forty one years old.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I am cute, sexy, fifty and enjoying my life. We
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: have a lot in common music, church, art, school, and
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: several other things. We've had some really special moments together,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: great chemistry. He is a single parent, born in Nigeria,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: living in California raising two boys. I met him before
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: the boys came to live with him. Now that the
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: boys are here, obviously his days are full. I see
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: him maybe once or twice every week if I am lucky. Nowadays,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I have registered my concerns with him regarding this. He
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: seems to think that I am not being understanding or
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: sympathetic to how busy his days can become. When we
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: do get together, now we go out to dinner, a movie,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: and a night between the sheets. I've raised four kids
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: as well, but I always made time for date. Even
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: when I was married, my husband and I went out
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: on date. I have stopped the between the sheets dates
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: because I'm beginning to think he makes time for me
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: only when he wants some special attention, and my eyes,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: it boils down to him getting what he wants while
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I am liking the quality time I want from him.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: He texts. He texts during the day to say hello
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: or send an email from work, but rarely do we
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: talk over the phone. Now, even when we do speak
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: over the phone, sometimes his English can be hard to understand.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Steve, am I the selfish one
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: as he puts it? Or is he simply playing me
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: der self selfish are being played. Uh. You know, I'm
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: just of the belief that people make time for what
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: they want to make time for. I just don't think
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: anyone is that busy. Yeah, the boys are there, so
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: there has to be better time management on his part.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: But of course it can be done. People do it
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: all the time. Uh. Now you see him once or
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: twice a week if you're lucky, you say, and you've
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: spoken to him about it. Uh, You've let him know
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: how you feel. Uh, I just say the rest is
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: up to you. Now. If you don't want just dinner,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: a movie and a night between the sheets, as you
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: call it, then stop. You say you've stopped the nights
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: between the sheets. All I can say is you control you. Uh.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: He can't do anything if you don't want him to
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: do it. So uh, if you know, all of a
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: sudden he's changed his ways, maybe baby Mama's come back,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: maybe some other stuff is going on. But trust me,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: if he really really really wanted to be with you,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: he would be with you. And that's the bottom line.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're being selfish. I think you're onto
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: something and uh, maybe you need to really have a
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: serious talk with them about it twelve minutes after Ko Cracker.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: Any codes in this one, lots of them. You're listening
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, coming up
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes. Get ready for another exciting episode
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: of What Steve Harvey Morning Shows. Bad acting theater, it's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: so harper it's called the Chapman's But come on, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Finished with your response to part two of today's Strawberry Letter,
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  Speaker 1: A subjects selfish or being played Steven Shirley. I met
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  Speaker 1: a man recently, the type that most women would love
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  Speaker 1: to have. Tall six ft three, two hundred and thirty
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  Speaker 1: five pounds, college professor, homeowner, forty one years old. Now
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  Speaker 1: I'm acute, sexy, fifty and enjoying my life. We have
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  Speaker 1: a lot in common music, church, arts, school, and several
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  Speaker 1: other things. We've had some really special moments together, great chemistry.
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  Speaker 1: He's a single parent, born in Nigeria, living in California,
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  Speaker 1: raising two boys. I met him before the boys came
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  Speaker 1: to live with him. Now that the boys are here,
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  Speaker 1: obviously his days are full. I see him maybe once
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  Speaker 1: or twice a week if I'm lucky. Nowadays, I've registered
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  Speaker 1: my concerns with him Regarding this, he seemed to think
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  Speaker 1: that I'm not being understanding or sympathetic to how busy
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  Speaker 1: his days can become. When we do get together now
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  Speaker 1: we go out to dinner. When we do get together,
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  Speaker 1: now we go out to dinner, a movie, and a
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  Speaker 1: night between the sheets. I've raised four kids as well,
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  Speaker 1: but always made time for date. Even when I was married,
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  Speaker 1: my husband and I went out on dates. I have
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  Speaker 1: stopped in between the sheet dates because I'm beginning to
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  Speaker 1: think he makes time for me only when he wants
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  Speaker 1: some special attention. In my eyes, it boils down to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: him getting what he wants while I am lacking the
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  Speaker 1: quality time that I want from him. He may text
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: doing a day to say hello or send an email
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  Speaker 1: from work, but rarely do we talk over the phone. Now.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: Even when we do speak over the phone, sometimes his
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: English can be hard to understand. What do you think, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Am I the selfish one as he puts it? Or
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: is he simply playing me? Well? You know you have
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: met this Nigerian dude. He's six three, two thirty five pounds,
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  Speaker 1: college professor, homeowner, forty one years old. You know, and
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: you you say yourself that this is somebody that most
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: women would love to have. And then you say you
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: cute actually in fifty enjoying your life. Um, if you
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: enjoying your life so much, but now you seem to
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  Speaker 1: have complicated it. But I don't really see the problem though. Uh,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: his two boys have come and now he has custody
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: of my guests and moved in with him. Okay, he's
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  Speaker 1: forty one, so I'm assuming that the boys have should
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  Speaker 1: be probably teenagers somewhere. That takes some time. It really
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: really does, man, especially when you're a single father and
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to keep these boys on the straight and arrow.
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  Speaker 1: I think that maybe, just maybe the man could be
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: quite busy. But then, like Shirley said, when a man
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  Speaker 1: wants to make time for something he wants, he gonna
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: make time for it. Well, he is making time. You say,
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  Speaker 1: y'all only uh go out a couple of times a week, now,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what she said. We do that. We
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: go to dinner, a movie, and the night between the sheets. Now,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: you raised folk kids yourself, but you always made time
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  Speaker 1: for dates. Even when I was married, my husband and
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I went out on dates. Well, you and your husband
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  Speaker 1: lived at the same house. See see you in two
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: separate households. Right now. You can't ride his house from
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  Speaker 1: from cross town no more than you expected him to
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: run your house from cross town. So I think that
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  Speaker 1: you are being a big selfish But then here's the
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  Speaker 1: thing that sticks out. You say, he only has time
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  Speaker 1: for me when he wants some special attention. That's most people.
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  Speaker 1: Or could it be that he's making the time for
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  Speaker 1: you that he has while he's still trying to raise
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: his boys. And yeah, he wants some special attention and
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: you do too. But now you've cut off the between
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: the sheet dates because you think that's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: But see, wasn't that what it was for you too though?
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  Speaker 1: So not he ain't on of won't getting cut out,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: You're getting cut out too. Sometimes ladies, y'all seem to
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: think that that's the cure all for everything. And you
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: gotta stop thinking that. You gotta stop thinking if you
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: quit giving up when he's supposed to say cooking no
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: more cause of that lady with the email, okay, cool cookie,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: what do we say it was cookie? We try to
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: call it something else when she was wrong. So when
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: you you think if you cut the cookie off, that
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: that's the answer to everything that your cookie might not
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: have nothing to do with it. You know, maybe you're
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: really driving the wedge between this man because maybe you
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: ain't being an understanding of how busy is life and
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: God he has these two boys that just got in
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: there with him, and he trying to tighten up the ship.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: It could be that the man is that busy. Kids
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: take time. Now, let's get to He sends your email.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: But we were rarely talk over the phone. Now here's
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: what we're getting into. Even when we do speak over
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: the phone, sometimes his English can be hard to understand.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Steve? And myself is one okay,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, hold on how where are all of
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: a sudden the English guy? That what I want? That's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: where I need to go. So what I want to
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: do right now? Sherley, I want you to be the
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  Speaker 1: woman and ask me some questions. I'm gonna be the
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Nigerian and we're gonna see how what the line I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: think it could be? But hello, hey manby how you doing?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I am fine? How you I'm good? Thank you? I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: was wondering, you know, if we could get together tonight
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: for date night? Anna what I said? I am now honey,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I just want to know if we can get together
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: for a date. That that's all. What are you saying?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: I said? And listen to me, Kevin. I'm listening all right, Steve,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. You can email or instagram us your
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my Girl. Surely. I
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: just want to take a special moment out to thank
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: everyone who joined me yesterday for our first Strawberry Letter
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: after show on Facebook Live. It was great. We'll do
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: him every week. Thank you guys. We appreciate it so
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: much for your participation every Thursday. We'll be right here.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: It makes for a better little better Let alright, switching
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: gears a little bit here. America is about to experience
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: its first total solar solar eclipse in twenty six years.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: This is coming up on Monday, August one, and it
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: appears as though a lot of people want to get
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: the best view of it as humanly possible. Okay, it's
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: coming the Steve Harvey Morning Show, soap opera, bad acting theater,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: and the Chapman's coming up at forty one after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: all right? It is time for another episode of the
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey soap opera Bad Acting Theater. No, no, no,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: that's perfect. Oh that was that was bad. I was
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: good at being bad. Okay, all right, Uh it's called
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: The Chapman's and here we go. Alright, hello everyone, and
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: welcome to Steve Harvey's Bad Acting Theater with your host
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: and narrator, me Surely Strawberry, as we tune into The Chapman's,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: led by Earl Chapman, a pork Grind producer, to find
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: out what's happening this week in Arrogant Texas. If you
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: remember last week, I Surely Strawberry was stepping all over
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Junior's lines. Why won't anyone listen to me? Shut up, Junior,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not finished reading. Let's see what's going on Today's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Let's go back? It all works? Wow? Won't anyone listen
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  Speaker 1: to me? Shut up? Junior? Not do it again? Why
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: won't anyone listen to me? I think I can help this.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Come Shut up, Junior, I'm not finished reading. Let's see
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: what's going on today. George Wallace was a no show
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: to play Frenchy, so Tommy played his part the Master
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: King of architecture. I hear you talking to yourself. Don't
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: worry about Bogd because Bogard, mama, it's Bouregard. Sorry. Before
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: we start, here's a phone call from George Wallace as
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: to why he didn't show up. Hopefully it was not
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: my fault or the phone that comes from. Don't write
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: my part out, don't write up your holding right here,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: don't come back over here. I got come on you right.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I want to know we've been talking to each other
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: like that, long years, longer than that? Oh yeah, like
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: thirty yeah, thirty years, long time. Man. Okay, who needs
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: him or his mama? Wait a minute, Yes that's great. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Now let's get back to this week's episode.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: We call it Where's My Money Now. We start off
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: this week by listening to Earl, who's in his office
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: talking to himself just in. I have an ideal. I'm
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: going to write a memo all all the Poke Ryan
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: producers in the country and asked them to vote for me,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: and I'll be a win win for everybody. Let's vote now.
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  Speaker 1: Don't call or talk to me when you see me
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: in the hallway, because hell, I'm busy. Wait a minute, memo.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: That's how Steve Harvey got here. Now, let's listen in
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: on Chester played by Tommy, who's been kidnapped by Frenchie,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: who should have been played by George Wallace, also played
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: by Tommy. Shut up, shut up, shut up, all the crime. Well,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: I'll give you something to cry about, like I'll make
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: your watch old movie star on me and just just play.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna play my part. Leave. Please don't do that.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I'll be quiet. I should help my daddy pay for
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: the ransom Moody so I could go whatever. A million
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: dollars in your business playing and you'll never see your star. Well,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: i'll tell you what. I'll give you two million to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: keep you. Now. Let's now, let's listen. In this KK
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: talks to Beauregard about the money he promised from the
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: information she gave him to bring down Earl. Stop playing, Beauregard.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I know it's you. I don't put my foot up
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: in you and Reverend ad noise behind it. If I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: don't give my money and my patty pass Patty, Patty,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: compleave a message and someone will call you back. Keep
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: playing if you want to Beauregard, this is gonna end
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: real ugly, I promise you. But guess what, Junior heard
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: kk's conversation. I knew it. I knew it. I knew
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: KK was trying to sell Dad out. She's up to
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: no good and I'm gonna tell Dad and he'll be
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: out of me. Shut up, Junior. Join us next week
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: when you'll hear KK all up in Beauregard and Reverend
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: ad Nords behind. Where is my money? Raing had no?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Where is my money? For? Father? Jesus? Oh lord, Oh
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: what I told you this would happen. I'm not gonna
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: stop one of y'all paid off my money, oh father?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: Join us next week for the Chapman's This has been
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: your host, Shirley Strawberry, Thank thank I like the stupid
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: it's bad acting. You ain't you gotta work? Yeah? Who
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: was who was the executive producer of this? So well?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: We don't know who it is. He's the writer? Okay,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: all this hill? Do you see us getting picked up at?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Bad actors? Really bad? About as bad as your reading?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: When you ain't post to sound good? Had that called it?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Steve Hubby is great acting and we miss up to Yeah,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I'm calling what it is? Yeah, Reverse psychology, but surely
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: got to keep reading. She keep a polyguy. He's so bushy.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Bad apologies why we call it bad? I'm so suy.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve hard morning. Yeah, they were auctioning off
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: on fantasy Yeah, they were auctioning off players in fantasy football.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: But the term auction and the players, they don't They
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: didn't mean it because they were looking him as football players.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: But you know, some people took not right now, not
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: not not not not a good time to hold off.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I don't give it them. They got a hell many
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: pans on yeah nothing or not. Somebody I was looking
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: on TV. Some official now, Oh, General General Robert E.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: Lee's great grandson has spoke out and said this violence
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: is not what he stood for, and he would be ashamed.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: He said, I think these statues should be taken down
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: and placed in some form of New Zealand, as you suggested.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: As you suggested, but as anyone lestay get anyone is anyone, well,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to listen because and that's that's the
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: smart way to do it. Like I said, the African
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: American Museum had to be here. We gotta buy the
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Motown Museum. You know, we gotta have the Civil Rights Museum.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: We gotta raise money for all this stuff Black people,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: white people contribute to. But everybody got to raise money
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: to keep these things alive that we care about. You
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: care about the Civil War and the Confederate flag and
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: all these generals, No problem, get your money together, get
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: you a building, and have you a museum, and that
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: way you can go into it. And then if you
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: don't want to go in there, or you don't want
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: to have it in your face, you don't have to
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: see it. That's that's real sing. And then everybody can
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: live the American dream. Freedom of speech. And are you're
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: gonna say what the hell you want from? Say something else?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: You need to do? Though, let me just go and
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: put this out there. Have you ever been to Stone
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Mountain in Georgia? Has seen the Laser Show? Okay? And
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: I packed my family up Levin. Yeah, I got my
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: family up and left. But what because I'm not sitting
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: through this many The Laser Show is supposed to be
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: an attaining but it's all about the South. It's all
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: about these generals ride and stones, roll and horses and
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: the South arise again and the hell Billy be standing
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: up Raven flat. Isn't that a round where the KKK started?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: So I said, hold up, man, it ain't for my family.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: So I told my family, get up. I got the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: sprinter ball background. There we out of here. I'm trying
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: to sit up here. This this ain't nothing. This finish
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: it's shocking, ain't when you see that, when you see
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: him ride up the mountain, that's that's that's at the
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: end when they liked the mountain up dog and then
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: they'd be standing up saying it caling. I'll be going, no, man,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: the South ain't rising again. And this is in modern
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: day Stone. This is the closing presentation in Stone Mountain, Georgia.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: In Stone Mountain, Georgia, and all about the Confederates. Now
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: I packed my family. I got all my family in
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: the van first because I already know me this ain't
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: gonna go like y'all think it's gonna go. Don't come
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: over here with that. And and the plantation right across
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: the street. Bro hey man, when that he'll billy stood
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: up about about fox families over and started, once you
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: start that holiday right now, be offended. Then he pull
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: out a flag, he just waving it. It's gonna get
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: your standing up, clapping, peering up and stuff bringing up. Man,
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: they say it's about that mess down, and that's cool.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: That's cool if you want to remember history and the
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Civil War and your relatives died in the Civil War.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no problem with that. Man. Do you
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: get yourself a museum, because what you can't do is
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: expect me to pay taxes and have to walk past
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: it and look at it every day. Now not maintaining
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: your stature. I'm not cutting the grass around it, and
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not paying forward to examst Take you and them
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: hell billits and put him in a building somewhere, and
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: you're gonna look at them all you want. See. They
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: don't want to go to the Civil Rights Museum. We
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: had to get on. They don't want to African America.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: We had to build on that thing in Memphis. We
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: had build it, you know. But sometimes, man, it's sort
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: of crazy because it don't mean that to some people.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Like I met a guy who had a Confederate flag
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: in the window of his pickup trouble. How was in Arkansas, man,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: and I was and my car had broken down, and uh,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: this truck pulled up and he passed me, and then
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: he pulled up and he started backing up to me.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: I said, okay, man, it's dude right here. Don't know
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: what he feel. That's crazy right here. But I was
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: about about thirty two, so probably this ain't gonna go good.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: You got hands, I get, yeah, yeah, I'm still He
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: backed a trump he got truck. Said you're having problem, buddy.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I got a little car, trup. What
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: what think it is? He said, I'm a mechanic. Let
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: me help you lift you heard up? Let me hear
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: that dude fixed my car right there on the side
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: of the road. And uh he was pulling off. He said, uh,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed that pleasure to meet you. What's
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: your name? I said, Steve Harvey. I wasn't famous that.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: He said, well good, my name Wilkes. And I said
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: nice to meet you, Wilkes and got we walk awa
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  Speaker 1: us in. Sir, can tell you something, I said, I
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  Speaker 1: misjudge you. I said, when you pulled up with that flag,
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  Speaker 1: and when I thought it was gonna be a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that ain't nothing to me. That's just declaration in
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  Speaker 1: the wind. I like it. He got on in this truck.
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  Speaker 1: That's just declaration in the truck. I like it and
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  Speaker 1: got on in this truck. Nice has stude man drove
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  Speaker 1: right off, but I was tight when he pulled up.
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  Speaker 1: And that really happened now, And dude, I just prea
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  Speaker 1: judged myself. Okay, come this Confederate flag. You know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: the way the Confederate flag. They really care about their history,
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  Speaker 1: some of them. Now the rest of when you we're
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  Speaker 1: a neo Nazi. You come with that flag, you clan
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  Speaker 1: and you got that flag. I got a problem with
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  Speaker 1: you automatically, and so I have a right to to
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  Speaker 1: meet your seat. The law is the same for every action.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: That's equal and opposite reactions. So once you come at
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: me with hate, what you want me to do? Now,
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  Speaker 1: I can try to love you out of this, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm really not good at that. First I got to
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  Speaker 1: defend myself because I'm from who So that problem that
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  Speaker 1: defense probably ain't gonna be a scripture. Yeah, my first
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  Speaker 1: line of defense is gonna be hands Now. We can
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  Speaker 1: hug and make up later. Yeah, first, but we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: give your hands up first, because I I can't take
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  Speaker 1: no blows. A man that's really saying it is all right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, a California woman, you guys, Uh,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: this is interesting one because we're all in California now
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  Speaker 1: and that's where the comparison stops. But a California woman
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  Speaker 1: is suing her own parents, guys, for two million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That's a lot of money to see your parents for.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, why are you suing your parents, Gary Coleman.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, well, this woman is suing her parents
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  Speaker 1: for two million because she blames her parents because she's ugly.
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  Speaker 1: Haven't you hit it? She's right about you. Have you
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  Speaker 1: seen her? No? I ain't seen her. But if you
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  Speaker 1: know you, well you got to be. If you're suing
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  Speaker 1: for two million, you have looked in the mirror and
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  Speaker 1: decided you can't do nothing with that. And I hope
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  Speaker 1: you got a lawyer that has agreed to she's suing
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  Speaker 1: her parents for ugly jeans. Her name is Annabelle Jefferson.
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  Speaker 1: She's forty four. Yeah, she's forty four, and she's saying
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  Speaker 1: you got a man or. She's saying her parents are
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  Speaker 1: fully responsible for her unpleasant physical features. I like the
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  Speaker 1: way you should put that unpleasant physical features which have
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  Speaker 1: which have led her to three divorce. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's had three divorces and a succession of depression and
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: physiological physiological trouble, psychological troubles, psychologically, but she's been married
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  Speaker 1: three times, three times? Who do number three? Because clearly
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  Speaker 1: I've looked at the picture. There they are her. I
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  Speaker 1: have no interest in meeting, she said. Both of my
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  Speaker 1: parents are so dang ugly. There is no way they
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  Speaker 1: should have been allowed to reproduce themselves. Ugly, crazy, ugly
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  Speaker 1: people shouldn't had at me kids. Uh, one of you
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  Speaker 1: all had to have some type of attractive because if
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  Speaker 1: two of y'all ugly about, guaranteed the baby gonna be ugly,
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  Speaker 1: if not while as an infant, once they grow up
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  Speaker 1: and developed. But I've been too uglies make up pretty
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  Speaker 1: though I never Oh man, well, how do you explain
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  Speaker 1: the three husbands? You think? Blind? What you think y'all?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you might be. I've been that monkey. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: get to that because it's so visual. You guys are
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  Speaker 1: still visual. Can't do it. You guys are very very visual,
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  Speaker 1: so you couldn't do it. Can't get that dog not
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  Speaker 1: pull the shade down, pull the sun down. We need
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  Speaker 1: any mother to stand up. I gotta get it dark in.
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  Speaker 1: You don't drag you into bed shooting coming. Can't pass
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  Speaker 1: this up. Still, Jake, you couldn't do it. You know
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  Speaker 1: I say that you could. Don't turn down because because
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  Speaker 1: you don't let that hold you back. Don't let that
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  Speaker 1: hold you back. But still visual wait a minute back
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  Speaker 1: in the I don't like, wait a minute the time
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  Speaker 1: that you can do with Jake. Ain't nobody else sleptbody
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  Speaker 1: They didn't regret, you know, you know question question I
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  Speaker 1: didn't go to sleep off with. And they get uglier
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  Speaker 1: in the morning because I've known plenty of women that
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  Speaker 1: have dated back. We'll be back. You're listening to morning show, alright. So, uh,
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  Speaker 1: when we left off, this woman out of California suitor
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  Speaker 1: is suing her parents for two million dollars because of
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  Speaker 1: their ugly jeans. They said that there she said that
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  Speaker 1: there's no way these two ugly parents should have been
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  Speaker 1: able to When I was in junior high h they
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  Speaker 1: had a little dance and you're supposed to ask a
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  Speaker 1: girl to just call the Sadie Hawkins day, and I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance and I
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  Speaker 1: asked this girl to go to the dance with me,
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  Speaker 1: and she said to me, I don't like your facial features.
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  Speaker 1: Talking to you, rush h. I looked at huh, you
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  Speaker 1: don't like my facial features? No, no, eyes knows how
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  Speaker 1: about lash? I got dimples? Come give me something. You
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  Speaker 1: don't like my high cheek bone, they're like my chick nothing,
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  Speaker 1: She said, I don't like your facial feature. That health
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  Speaker 1: a crush me. Your first sign of ugly that you no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no no. I knew. I knew I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be attractive because my mama told me. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: mother told me. She said something. Listen to me. We
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  Speaker 1: don't have a lot attractive men in it. Mama told
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  Speaker 1: me the same thing. So listen to me. Always take
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  Speaker 1: care of yourself, dress nice and smell good. Give a
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  Speaker 1: woman something to look at because we don't have a
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  Speaker 1: real attractive men in this point. And I've been trying
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  Speaker 1: to get that through the timing for years, way before
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  Speaker 1: I was born, you know. But that's why I was
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  Speaker 1: telling you're still in the family time you're not attractive.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you're fighting. Tell me doesn't believe you.
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  Speaker 1: He don't have to believe me. It's okay, let's take survey,
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  Speaker 1: ju it's Tommy attractic. I'm just going just taking the
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  Speaker 1: sir hold on time. Jay is Timmy attractive, dude, but
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  Speaker 1: his character just about you don't ask you're really hugly
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  Speaker 1: man when they say, because we were seen that Monica
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  Speaker 1: is Tommy attractive? Okay, Shirley, she threw up. It's Tommy
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  Speaker 1: attract it's cute. I think Tommy's cute. You think he's cute.
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  Speaker 1: He's Tommy's cute. Okay, you bullish callo. Let me ask
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  Speaker 1: your question ahead. It's Timmy cute. No, he thought about
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  Speaker 1: it and no one to three, four, five people one
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  Speaker 1: out of five ain't what you say? You ask me,
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  Speaker 1: but you think it? Do you think it? Yeah? Do
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  Speaker 1: you think Tommy is cute? Your nephew. Of all of
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: the men in our Tommy is the least the trade.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: And that's going back generation. I'm talking about Uncle Willis,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Leslie, Uncle Theodore Raymond. I'm going down the lift. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious? You dead chip? You know I want
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: to know about on the men on the show's cute. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be right back after this. Yeah, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back with
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: just one more thing. Well, I just wanted we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about I want to say, as far as the men
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  Speaker 1: on the show, who's the cutest you guys about me?
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  Speaker 1: I get I don't. I don't care about that. Who's
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  Speaker 1: the cutest on the show? It's I think I think
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  Speaker 1: Joe looked like somebody you want your home, You know what,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: baby jo look like? Men to bed like a little
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  Speaker 1: pillow and you just love come here and talk with him,
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  Speaker 1: and he's smartest here just say anything. But Julia asked,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Y, what think you're doing? Maybe joamn wrong me
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  Speaker 1: since radio back in that way Joel cole Yah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he's back as a new employee, and you should
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  Speaker 1: I got a name fair, But I'm not. I know
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  Speaker 1: we're not doing that. They're not doing He is not
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  Speaker 1: a woman. He don't get you called a man now.
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  Speaker 1: I've never called a woman over ever, but a man
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  Speaker 1: can be. You're gonna be ugly soon as I see you.
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  Speaker 1: Like when you're speak to me, I might say something
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  Speaker 1: like damn, yeah, you know, just to be clear, all
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  Speaker 1: my friends is on the track. I think, God, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have one attractive friend. I ain't got one cute friend.
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  Speaker 1: That man, if we give you a nickname, we care
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  Speaker 1: about you. That's that's the real plus. Look, man, no,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have cute friends. My friend looked like men. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they look all my friends. He ain't the one my
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  Speaker 1: drive Cliff Man from Houston. Nobody in the neighborhood ned
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: never came out the South for I'm on, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on this how he is. I'm on the plane
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  Speaker 1: with Cliff one day. We're going somewhere. I close by.
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  Speaker 1: I look up in the seat next to me. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't put on a dude rag with the tail on.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: It got little waves in this. You put a scarf on.
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  Speaker 1: I said that you don't wear that on this plane.
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  Speaker 1: One hundred though. Just put it on cause I think
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to sleep. You don't keep my ways,
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  Speaker 1: keep your ways, keep you waffy just because you're bald.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: I mean people that have waves like their ways. You
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: don't do that thee on the plane. Do that at home,
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  Speaker 1: not in first class. That's not a good book. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: even on a Friday plane, you don't embarrass. You just
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: got to put that on because the outher they gotta
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: keep it wave. So you gotta have something, man, gotta quiet,
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  Speaker 1: something to make him look like I said, all my
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: friends are on the track. You know, Junior has waves,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: so you're in his lane right now. But I got kids,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: we speak, y gotta have from hell dropping out. Junior
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  Speaker 1: had as we talk. I'm in one time time I
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: came home from school and he was crying, uh about
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm nineteen. Is this a little Tommy's story
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  Speaker 1: of Johnson? I said, so, I said, no, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: this this really have no, I said, I said, man,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: that's what's going on, Nicky telling the kids don't like
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: I said, why why do I don't like it? Because
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: this girl her saying I was ugly? I said, well,
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  Speaker 1: is it Tommy? That's true. Look man, look that's true.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. You can't get mad any time somebody tell
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  Speaker 1: you the truth, because you're gonna stay mad because you're
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  Speaker 1: not cute. So you know, look, man, this is a
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  Speaker 1: good woman. She honest. Wish she had told me. And
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I was right, stay in front of everybody to the
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  Speaker 1: side and just saying, please stop talking because there's no
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  Speaker 1: way I can date you and doctor we've all had that, man,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: we have. I asked, why, what is it? What is it?
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: I said, Is it because I'm ugly? He said, yes,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: it's because it's because you're ugly, and you got to
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: deal with that what you want to do it. So
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm a comedian today. You know why I
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: don't even call thing. You know why I don't hurt me.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: He called ugly because my mama s thoughted, what did
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: your mother say? Just like your damn dad show ugly
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: ass go in your room? Talked like that was my
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 1: monger though, jor it sounds like that was. I don't care. Hey, hey,
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: when your grandmother second it up? Bring your little lass
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: hill what you accept when you go with you, it's
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: easier get on with your mine. Yeah. You stop sitting
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: around trying to be cute because you're not, and you
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: come on, come on, ugly one. I just said, is
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: this ugly? You're gonna quick calling me that you ain't cute.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not you. It's something wrong
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 1: with you. You bush. Tommy is not cute. Tommy looks strange.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: I think you are attractive man. Okay, when when a
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: group of turtles get together and they go towards they
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: killed comments like the dude on the wax model on
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  Speaker 1: the whole self up with autos all when you saw it,
• 1:39:31
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