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Happy Easter, Comedy Roulette, MTH, Family Phewd and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: bucks things, and its good to other for I don't
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  Speaker 1: join jo. You gotta turn you're going to do. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turnout, turn you got to turn out
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  Speaker 1: the turn, turn water to the water. Go. Come come
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  Speaker 1: on your ba uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody,
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: y'all listening to the voice, come on dig me now
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  Speaker 1: wanting only Steve Harvey Man old man, got a radio show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do. God so big to me, man, I just
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  Speaker 1: have to tell you about it. I can't help it.
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  Speaker 1: It's rather obvious to me how big, how good God is.
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  Speaker 1: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out. Man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just over here, just on receiving it. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you're out there, start your mission today, Start your mission today?
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  Speaker 1: What are you waiting for? Why do we as people
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  Speaker 1: delay what we want or delay the process to begin
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  Speaker 1: what we on our hopes, our dreams, our desires. Why
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  Speaker 1: won't you start your mission today? Why don't we all
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  Speaker 1: decide together that just individually. Look you're listening. You got
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  Speaker 1: something that you've been dreaming about. You got an ambition
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  Speaker 1: of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals you
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  Speaker 1: haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them. Everybody's
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  Speaker 1: got something that's that's on the table that they haven't
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  Speaker 1: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your
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  Speaker 1: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only
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  Speaker 1: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal or aspiration,
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  Speaker 1: a dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
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  Speaker 1: get back to that because God know where you're left off. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
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  Speaker 1: you stop for a long period of time, but God
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  Speaker 1: know where you left off, you can get back on track.
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  Speaker 1: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now
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  Speaker 1: it got off track. I just kept it as one
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  Speaker 1: of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was
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  Speaker 1: hanging on too was just the hope that one day
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  Speaker 1: it could. But that's what faith is really about. Faith
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  Speaker 1: is the belief in things that you cannot see. But
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  Speaker 1: faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man, sometime
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  Speaker 1: it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, you heard Jesse Jackson said,
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  Speaker 1: just keep hope alive. Sometimes, Man, it's just the hope.
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  Speaker 1: I was hanging on the hope. And I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: when it got real ugly and funky out there for me,
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  Speaker 1: when it looked like I wasn't gonna ever make it,
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  Speaker 1: and all of the facts was in and everything pointed
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  Speaker 1: in the direction you're not gonna make it. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: really messed up this time. Then I sat there and
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  Speaker 1: I just hung on to the hope. But man, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you got a dream on aspiration
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  Speaker 1: of vision or something, when you fall off track and
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  Speaker 1: you want to go get back in line, God holds
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  Speaker 1: your place. See he held on to that fum me.
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  Speaker 1: He knew I was off tracking how the line, but
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  Speaker 1: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be on TV that when you get it together and
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  Speaker 1: you quit tripping and you coming your turn to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 1: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer to get here than I wanted to. But
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  Speaker 1: then it was necessary because I needed all of the
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  Speaker 1: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 1: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 1: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 1: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 1: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you about me better than I can
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  Speaker 1: tell you about anybody. And I've been through enough where
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  Speaker 1: it's relatable, where enough people can go. Man, that happened
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  Speaker 1: to me, appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 1: I get it now. See at the time, though I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 1: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 1: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But
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  Speaker 1: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 1: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 1: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 1: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly stepped out
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  Speaker 1: there indeed wrong. He forgave me, he said, because Man,
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  Speaker 1: if you ever come to me, I have a plan
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  Speaker 1: for you that it is going to be far and above.
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  Speaker 1: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I did. I just got sick of me, good and
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  Speaker 1: sick of me, and I turned it over to God.
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  Speaker 1: And then God started working and here I am today.
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  Speaker 1: Now see threw it me yet? Nope? Have I arrived
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  Speaker 1: five jet? Nope? But guess what the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's like I was talking to this young
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  Speaker 1: brother the other day about comedy and he's really good
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  Speaker 1: stand up. You know, this young dude is really good.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, what is this I feel every night
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  Speaker 1: before I go on stage. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 1: every night before I go on stage. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,
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  Speaker 1: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean by that? I said, every night I
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  Speaker 1: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
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  Speaker 1: and step off a cliff. I said, it's a sickening feeling.
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  Speaker 1: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,
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  Speaker 1: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
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  Speaker 1: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now, these jokes provide
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  Speaker 1: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
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  Speaker 1: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
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  Speaker 1: then I take the audience this way and I swing
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  Speaker 1: them back over that way. We might swing out to
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  Speaker 1: the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami with
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  Speaker 1: this joke. We may take it on out to LA
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  Speaker 1: and I just swing back and forth till I land softly.
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  Speaker 1: The crowd cheers. The night is over with, I said,
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  Speaker 1: but it's been too many nights though. When I walked
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff and I pulled the cord in, the
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  Speaker 1: parachute didn't open. I said. Now I'm just free falling
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  Speaker 1: out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: the parachute didn't open? I said, So see, that's what
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  Speaker 1: it's like for me. And then you know what I
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  Speaker 1: found out. If you don't walked off the cliff in life,
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't got no God in your life. It's
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  Speaker 1: like not having a parachute. You step off the cliff
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  Speaker 1: and you just free falling. Now see we all now
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  Speaker 1: that fall gets you closer to the grave, right, were
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  Speaker 1: all head into the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 1: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 1: here a parachute. You're still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 1: nice ride, and God just helps your your descent appear
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  Speaker 1: more like a rise and then more like a euphoric fall.
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  Speaker 1: Instead of not having no God in your life and
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  Speaker 1: you just walking off that cliff every day, free falling.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no core, you steady pulling, you hauling the
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  Speaker 1: whole way because you messed around with yourself and ain't
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  Speaker 1: let God come into your life and provide a parachute
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  Speaker 1: for you. I would rather have a parachute since I
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  Speaker 1: got to jump every day, than to not have one.
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  Speaker 1: God has been like a parachute from me. Ask me
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  Speaker 1: why where that came from. I can't tell you. But
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  Speaker 1: like I always say, most good things that happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life that I can't explain, it's usually him. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening ladies and gentlemen. I am here, but I am
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  Speaker 1: not here alone. I come to you with the group
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  Speaker 1: of people who are just as excited Jess as enthusiastic
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  Speaker 1: about bringing you the morning show. Before we get started,
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  Speaker 1: we would like to say to you, please, please lend
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  Speaker 1: yourself heavily to gratitude. Start thinking about it on a
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  Speaker 1: daily basis. Y'all, be grateful you are here. You are
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  Speaker 1: getting the daily news of people not being here. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're still receiving the news, the fact remains that
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  Speaker 1: you are not the news. So I am grateful that
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  Speaker 1: I am not that news of the day. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: for life, for health, for strength, and for awareness, but
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  Speaker 1: most of all, thank you for gratitude. Oh man, let
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  Speaker 1: the church say a man, a man that was an
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  Speaker 1: enthusiastic group. Let the church say amen, a man, thank
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  Speaker 1: you very much. Shirley Strawberry calling for real kill spaces
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  Speaker 1: and nephew, Tommy, what you got? You know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I just I gotta ask you somethingmuch because I know
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  Speaker 1: you've been you know, you've been married a long time
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  Speaker 1: and everything, and you got a lot of experience get
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  Speaker 1: them with women and everything. You got a lot of
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  Speaker 1: spending way more life experience. Nothing. But did you ever
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  Speaker 1: think forty forty years of that? There's some conversations you
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  Speaker 1: just want to jump out the window. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: know why y'all talking about this. Do you ever had
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  Speaker 1: on We'll see Junior. You're not married yet, and I
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  Speaker 1: just want to let you know, not only will you
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  Speaker 1: have thoughts, you will actually jump outer wards. Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: that conversation is coming. Have you ever thought about jumping
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  Speaker 1: out the window. Let me tell you something, Ji, They're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring on some topics where your ass is gonna
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  Speaker 1: go jump outer ward. I'm talking about you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: give a damn will flow you home? You ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: give a damn horse below. You're gonna give a damn
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  Speaker 1: about own coming traffic. Just you are gonna jump your
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  Speaker 1: ass out the window. You may be on an airplane,
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  Speaker 1: you could be on a boat. It ain't gonna matter.
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  Speaker 1: You could be in a fast moving vehicle. I've done
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  Speaker 1: it before. I've rolled out of a card sick out
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  Speaker 1: onto the highway. I've done it before. I just never
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  Speaker 1: told nobody you're doing it. Do it? No, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want about it. I don't want nobody to try to
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  Speaker 1: save me. You know, I'm gonna just I'm gonna just
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  Speaker 1: get on out this one as Yeah. If you think
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  Speaker 1: that when you get married, you're gonna have conversation to
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  Speaker 1: make you want to jump out of one. You ever
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  Speaker 1: been busted by a woman before? Yeah, man, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: add this morning. Yeah. Well, I'm just I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: junior time back. Yeah, and I'm not. I'm not. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even drag. I'm nothing in you. But you put
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  Speaker 1: yourself at that hours. Well, if you ever had that
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  Speaker 1: car conversation, that's a jump out the window compass. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we've had all these And what's bad, Junior? Winn It
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  Speaker 1: ain't no windows closed up, Hey, Julie, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: run through a wall maker winn. Hey, Junior. I was
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  Speaker 1: sitting at a bus stop with a girl in college
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  Speaker 1: that I was dating, and she bought up the subject
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  Speaker 1: where she had busted me to last night. We were
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  Speaker 1: sitting at the bus stop. I stepped off in front
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  Speaker 1: of the bus. All right, thank you don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to have it coming up in thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, We're gonna start the show off with nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me to run that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show right now, it's time for the nephew
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back. Are your lights on? Are
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  Speaker 1: your lights on? Trying? Pretty simple? Cat dog? If you
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  Speaker 1: wod Hello, Hello, uh Is, I'm trying to reach us.
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  Speaker 1: Who's calling this? This? They called me Pepper I live.
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  Speaker 1: I think I actually live in an apartment behind you.
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  Speaker 1: I think my my apartments are up against each other.
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  Speaker 1: But you are you in Uni? Who want to know? Actually?
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  Speaker 1: I want to know. I'm calling you. I got a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of a problem. I actually live in uh
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  Speaker 1: which is the apartment that that's our apartments are backed
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  Speaker 1: back with each other. And I don't even know harm man,
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  Speaker 1: But you are all right? Yes, okay, here's here's what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. It took me a long time time to
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  Speaker 1: figure this out. But when you come home in the
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  Speaker 1: evening and you turn your life down, my my oven
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  Speaker 1: and stove come on, and I'm talking about every out
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  Speaker 1: on my stove is on and burning hot. How do
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  Speaker 1: you know? That's because when I turned my life home,
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  Speaker 1: I just I mean, I didn't figure it out. It
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  Speaker 1: just seemed like every time I mean I hear you
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  Speaker 1: when you close your door, and every evening, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: why is my oven in my stove coming on? And
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about my whole kitchen just hunting degrees in there,
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  Speaker 1: but I under stove being on like that. Okay, did
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  Speaker 1: you call maintenance? From my understanding, I'm on the listen.
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  Speaker 1: They're not gonna get to me for a couple of
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  Speaker 1: days now, so I'm not I'm asking you, if you're
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  Speaker 1: on mind, to not how your lights on until they
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  Speaker 1: come get this fix. Okay. So you asking me not
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  Speaker 1: to turn on my lights for three or four days,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, to sit in the dark. Well, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying it's it's only gonna be for a couple
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  Speaker 1: of days. I know it's a little bit of an inconvenience,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean I can't be over here in the house,
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  Speaker 1: you know, damn about to burn down. Are you listening
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  Speaker 1: to what you're saying? You're asking me to sit in
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  Speaker 1: the dark. You know, I got a baby. I can't
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  Speaker 1: sit in the dark. Okay. I mean, y'all have any
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  Speaker 1: camels or something y'all can work with or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: I have to give my baby food milk. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: you want me to sit in the dark. And you
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  Speaker 1: don't want me to turn anything on. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta feed my baby. I understand, and and and much
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  Speaker 1: respect to you in your child, much respect. But what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain to you is, I mean, we
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  Speaker 1: have to look at the big hazard here. The bigger
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  Speaker 1: hazard is is that I'm gonna here with fire on. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: First of all, where you getting this wee from? I
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  Speaker 1: am I involved in your situation. I have nothing the
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  Speaker 1: one that's going on in your house. Your life is
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  Speaker 1: patched in some kind of way to my oven and stove. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but I still I don't have anything to do with that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you need to call management whatever. But I
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  Speaker 1: don't have anything to any with that. And I want
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  Speaker 1: to know, how do you know when I get home
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  Speaker 1: and turn on my lights? I mean, like, are you
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  Speaker 1: looking at my window or something? Are you a peeping tongue?
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  Speaker 1: Do I need to call nine one one? You don't
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  Speaker 1: need to call nobody on me. Now what we need
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  Speaker 1: to get somebody over here and fix this other in
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  Speaker 1: the stove. That's what we got to get done. But
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  Speaker 1: until then, right now, you can't turn them lights off.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm turning all my life. I mean I know
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  Speaker 1: you ain't trying to regulate what I do in my house.
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  Speaker 1: For listen, I'm gonna tell you just like this here,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to keep them lights off until
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  Speaker 1: meeting this get over here in two days. Now. If
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  Speaker 1: if if I see this stove come on and all
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  Speaker 1: these our eyes on this on this stove come on,
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  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna come over there and we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to direct to fire the problem. But I cannot have
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  Speaker 1: this coming on now. I'm not no, I'm not, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm telling you not to turn the lights off.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking you to do. Well, I can't
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  Speaker 1: sit in the dark and I'm gonna turn on my lights.
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  Speaker 1: So you know you're gonna have to deal with it. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna deal with it. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: actually turn the lights off. Now, I understand. Do you
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  Speaker 1: have someone you can go stay to me? Do you
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  Speaker 1: have somewhere you can go stay. I'm not leaving my house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a problem. You're the one with the problem.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to leave here and then you turn
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  Speaker 1: it on, and then you come over here and knock
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  Speaker 1: on my door. You think you see firing your stove.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna see some fire. I can show you some
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  Speaker 1: five Okay, listen, I'm trying to with as calmly as
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  Speaker 1: I can. Okay, I'm trying to work with me calmly. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The only thing you're doing right now is you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell me what to do and run my household. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not gonna work with me, then that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I already found out where the break is.
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  Speaker 1: I just go and just turn all the power off
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have your power wall it off. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, what, No, you can't turn my break off?
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  Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I got to do what I got
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  Speaker 1: to do. I can't start no far right? You get
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  Speaker 1: my phone number anyway? I mean, how you know my name?
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  Speaker 1: My number? Artist? You know what? I'm about to come
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  Speaker 1: home and he's gonna put the foot up your I
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  Speaker 1: don't care if he put your in the of it
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  Speaker 1: and we set you on fire. What you're talking about,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna damn turn the break off. Let me all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to show me and prevent a farm for
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  Speaker 1: the whole complex, and you're up in there trying to
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  Speaker 1: commit U. This is like arsen for you to turn
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  Speaker 1: that on. I don't give a you don't want you
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  Speaker 1: already got a problem, So I'm just gonna ask fel
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  Speaker 1: to the fire. You call me and again, I want
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  Speaker 1: to know how you got my No. Look, I'm nothing
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  Speaker 1: to sity. Didn't go on in this little small turn, mister.
• 18:50
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• 18:52
  Speaker 1: when you turn it on, a problem, got all the
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: hot on the stove. The problem is about to be
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: a bigger problem with my man. And come over and
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: put a foot up, y'all. I don't know who you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you, but it's about to be on. I don't
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: know how you got my number, but you called the
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: wrong today. Okay, I got one more thing else I
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: need to say. You got to say, because I'm tired
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: of listening to you. Are you listening? You ain't saying
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: I want to hear today? You calling me with all
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: this his nephew tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your husband? Are you waiting
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: a minute? Hold up? This is who this is? Nephew
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: tire Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your husband
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: got me the prank phone call. You are you serious?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: It's for real. I don't believe it. I can't believe it.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You are right. I'm know I was ready to put
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: a foot up in somebody. I don't believe. I just
• 19:58
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• 20:01
  Speaker 1: one more thing. What is the baddest I'm talking about
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, the Steve Harvard
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You got it and the other way around?
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: It so sweet that I want you to be in
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: there for two days without the like. So, yeah, you
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: got a baby, got that. That's not my concern right now? Okay,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: I understand you got a child. I got that for it.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You know what I like. You know what I like
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: about black women. They will put their man out there
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: when he ain't there. You wait to my man get
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: out popping. That's it. She know he gonna do it.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That's the joy of having a man. Hello, you wait
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to my man get home. It's own coming up next,
• 20:52
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• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, here we go. These are people
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: explain that you know we all got friends that used
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: to do something, and now that they don't do it anymore,
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: they're real brand new. Oh you know what I'm talking about.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You know, they used to eat meat, but now they
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: did don't eat me. They can't standing to be around
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: meat eaters because I'm a vegetarian. Now. Huh, I'm telling
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: about myself. What did I get? Brand new? Yea, they
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: used to, but that don't anymore. You got one junior. Yeah,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: you know, like people that lose weight. Uh huh, you
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like they know that, like they
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: ain't alway at the goal yet, but they didn't lost
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: ten pounds, and now everybody else is overweight, sitting down like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you know, they need to do something about them. I
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: don't believe they're sitting up here like that. They can
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: do better than they put on that not yet outfit.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah they're not there yet, but they put it on.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: But they put it off because they got one curve
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: after I've seen the people they talk about so bad,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I can't staying that they don't do that. No one,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: All right, how about these guys? Okay, they used to
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: cheat on their why, but now all of a sudden
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: they're deacon in the yeah right, and then they're judging everyone,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: judging all the other cheaters. Okay, being the bar shot
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: raising so much head. See, man meant for one a
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: couple of years ago when you was in the world,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: but you haven't seen somebody that mouth used to be
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: just super rap. Then they didn't got their tea fixed
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, man, they so needed you need
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: to flow with you, man, just got them tea all right,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: These guards people, all these people been driving the eighty
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: five maximum that was fly on. All of a sudden,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: your ass gets the new car. Now you want to
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: call the homeowners association about people parking calls out in
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: the front of their house. You know that, ain't you
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: know quality doing doing body work over the cart on
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: the front of the house over eighty five maximum. All
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: was cold back then, but the blue seats wasn't even blue, No,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: they were just yeah, yeah that one. I got one.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: You know this one. It's for me. You know those
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: people they used to curse profanity, but you gotta feel
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: so yeah, believe you talk like that. Yeah, yeah, you
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: know I'm looking at don't you. That's how you live?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I go, yeah, you know, this this one really bothers me.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: It's not that anybody in here, you know, but yeah,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: you know I hate people that will you know, born
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, born in the project. But now
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: when they come out and now they booge, you know,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: they sandwiches. Nobody in here, no nobody hit that. I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: don't even know what blooney, y'all, prip balogne. Why would
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you pr baloney? Oh some time. I don't even know
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: how to act now, can't can't get their hands dirty. Yeah. Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: the people, the people back in the day, they had
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: all black friends, all black friends. Now they got one
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: white friend. Man, they didn't change. They didn't change the game.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: They didn't change the game you had. No I was
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: just gonna say that all the people out there, it's
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: black that now you got four white new friends. Now
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you can't remember the street. You grow superior, they get
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: brand new. They got all four white friends. Now are
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: the ones that used to go to church? Now they
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: don't believe no more. That right there, that's a flip.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You can't, man, No, you can't know texting you every Sunday,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: why are you going to church? This one? Go ahead,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead. I was one really get on
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: my nerves. Too, this one him people would appear miss skin. Okay,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you stop trying to sign me up now, because you
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: can make this the number that you would you like
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: to make? A hundred thousand? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: do that with us. Why much you make? I ain't
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: there yet but a hundred thousand a month and you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: ain't got it? That's right, thousand people. I don't know
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: why you keep trying to sell me on something you
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: don't hate. Yeah, why am I gonna talk you about
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: being a million? Then you ain't one? Yeah? Hello, great,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: y'all see, oh yeah, got plenty, broke your whole life,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: ain't ever had no money. Don't know where you went
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: off and got some money, you know how money from?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: But now you come back and your girlfriend white. Wow,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you're talking about somebody in this room. Whoa. But when
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: your black relatives, it's looking at you like you could
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: lost your damn mad and your statement is y'all need
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: to check it, y'all need to really check yourself. Well,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you know how many black cars that goes out to
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: my cousin. They used to but wow, we all know them. Yes,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to all right, here's a
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: question for you, guys, do you still want to work
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: till the day you die? If it's possible? All right?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Because you know everybody says if if if you do
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: what you love for a living, then it's never really work, right,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: You've all heard that that statement. But don't you think
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: even if you do love what you do, there is
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: a time to retire, and you know, maybe you want
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: to enjoy other things in life. So what do you
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: guys think? Steve will start with you. Do you love
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: what you do? When we know you do? Do you
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: love it so much that you don't ever want to retire? So?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: What would you do every day if you retired? I mean,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: because you love work? You work all the time. I
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: work when I retire doing what? Golf? Yeah? That's what
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: would you do? Is that you working on? Yeah? Be
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: on a boat yachting? Oh? What else? Would I still? Mental? Boys?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: But if I had a billion dollars, If somebody says, Steve,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you take a billion dollars and never appear on television again?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: A billion? Yeah? Yeah, who wouldn't take that? I'll take
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: less than knocking over camera's crew as you go back camera.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: I'll actually take less than that. You were just golfing,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: yacht and mentor and mental kids. That's good. And try
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to show some other people how to become successful. That's so. Yeah, Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: that's what that's what I do, teaching people. Yeah, open
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: up a bunch of stuff. That'd be about it, though,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I damn sure won't be standing on here. No, I
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: ain't got my lad radio show? Is that? Huh? After this?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: This is it? Yeah? Girl, I want you're not gonna
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: stop until you get a billion? Is that what you're saying?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's my goal is to be a billionaire.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I'd like to see it. That's like, I will be
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: so happy without a billion thought. But now you let well,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: let me tell you this, you all, I know how
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: you want to know how you all know I got
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a billion? Cost the next day? I ain't coming in here.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Believe that? Oh yeah, but you wouldn't call us and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: let us know you weren't coming in. You just not
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: show up? Call you you I have a call, y'all.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: We usually know ahead of time. Yeah, you'll call us
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: from vac. A lot of times. You get bored, but
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: then you get mad. We an't answer it up. I'm
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: mad at Mississippi monocle, right, now she has not returned
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: a text from her supposed leader in a day and
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: a half because she mad. H oh, really, well, that happens.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: People get mad, Steve, you get mad, You get mad?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I know you. Yeah, he can't understand what about it?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: You don't get when you're pointing that finger over there?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Didn't hear what these other two would do? Ask them
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that questioning? He come on fire time? Well, I want
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: to work to the day that nah. Nah, don't you
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: love it? I love At one point in time, I'm
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be serious in my life. But I ain't gonna
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: be funny all my life. I'll be serious at one point.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta get my ass out this game. I'm gonna
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: be You asked me a question, ain't be nothing funnybout it.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I gonna asking, really gonna be serious. But if I
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: did every time, I'm gonna do. Man, I'm I'm probably
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: gonna travel. I know I'm gonna travel. Oh yeah, Oh
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: you want to see the world. I really want to
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: go see the world. I really enjoy when um I
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: go out the country and just seeing some of this
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: this life that God created out here for me to
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: take him. Man, I really want to see that. I
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: want to go walking with big water China. I want
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: to go down and see what that looks like. Are you? Um?
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: It's marriaging it for you? Maybe one day? About somebody
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: gotta take care of me. I'm doing a horrible job.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I stuck at taking care of me. I'm eating out
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: every day? Did you eat out every day? Just about?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Un some days you know I'm gonna come. I'm sitting
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: down at somebody restaurant. I'm in. Yeah, but when we're
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: gonna cook, we come home at night at night? What's
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: wrong with that? What's your man? Eating out every day?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: What's your what's your point? But man, you need to
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: hook up there? Who does your point? Mary? I get
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: the company? So you eat out? Yeah? Chill? Why do
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: you think they got restaurants? What are you talking about?
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: That's why? God, yeah, exactly. That's why I want to travel.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That'd be my thing. Okay, all right, that's cool, all right,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: let's scurry on over here to the nephew. Nephew, do
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: you want to work till the day you die? If possible,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to the end, going all the way to the Really
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: you're never going to end, going to the end. I'm
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: talking about the red Fox style. Going to the end,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: George Burns to the end. You're never going to retire, Tommy, No,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just being financially right, going to the end. Work. You're
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: gonna work like you old taxes. Yes, you're going to
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: be doing stand up, not necessarily, but I'm I'm gonna
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: work to the end. Wow, to the end. What about
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: your family? If they want you home, you know they
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: don't want you leaving out and traveling so much. This
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: is the same dude, remember Shirley. This is the same
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: dude who said if he hit the lot of to
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: find a way to get rid of his family. No,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: he gets that was before he got married, right, didn't
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: he say? No? Tommy said, I trying to help him.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to help million. He has got to find
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: a way to get rid of his family because death.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: No way he gonna be explained to him. Where he being?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Tell me, I tried to help you. I told you
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: to never say that. I know because I gotta say
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a four hundred million, I'm telling you, I'm faking my
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: death in front of him on my last You're listening,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, he's here. Please introduced Jay Anthony Browny
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Brown come on jay and keeping with the vein of easter,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: why not do it Easter song that's gonna say it
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: all because it's the day we go crazy with what
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: we have to win. Hit it. I d wait till
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: they see me in this shoot out at the bottom
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: headed the tome of your soup. Soup, you ready you're
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: gonna kill them? Its a Sunday. I can't believe those
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: pruple suits that see the colors y'all yellow ride and
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: can't breen guy, old rain jacket is way too long.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: You know your row where you get that plan from?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You got on hard and suck where your suit is blood.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Why the leader hasn't way that ugly? You must be blinding,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: watch man. I didn't know See Lowe had a soul
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: when you listen, sign those pictures told me real soon.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Why the leader hasn't way in the ugly esus? You
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: must be blinding watch man. I didn't know See Lowe
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: had a soul when you get that listen, damn, listen
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: has today in that ugly east to sue and you
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: know the anymare laid that at the night before him
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: just gonna hurt him on it? Boy, I remember one
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: year man I got me a white suit. My mama
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: told me, boy that I don't want you to get
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: no white suit. I had paper out I get me.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the white suit. White suit. I only had
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: one pair of shoe they were black, so I wanted
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: a black shirt. I couldn't find the black shirt. Bought
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a white shirt at a box of Rick Die and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: died it. I died the shirt in church, got hot
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: to die, bleeding out the shirt in tar the suit.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Your mother told you, I'm sint have been here man,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: with this cheapass shirt. I got sweating. It's leaking. The
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: die is leaking on tisuit. Man. I was so hurt.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Now my suit got there blotches on it. Man, you
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: know this way folk camoufla, I could not play at all.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: It's all going down Easter. You're absolutely right man. All right,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to Steven Show. All right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: are some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. Hi,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: little Tommy over there, and look at him over there,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: high little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: by little Jay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: than just bunny Okay. Easter is more than just bunnies
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: and candy. Oh I got Boobooh okay, that didn't go well. Okay,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Now it's time for little Junior. Little Junior, he is
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: die here. He has risen just as he said. Hey, bye,
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Hey daddy, Bobby, there's my other brother, is sister that
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: daddy told me not to tell you about. Hey, y'all,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I like going on besides the fact that he has asthma.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Um okay, we need to have a speech by it,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Little Tommy. Now come on up, Little Tommy. Here Competer
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: cottontail hopping down the bunny trail. Hey there, got mister Johnson.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Mister Johnson come over the house. Every day after that
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: had to go to work. Hey, mister Jackson, mister Jackson.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, every everyone calmed down. Um uh, now
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: it's time for little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve, dude,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: the many years ago on the cloths he died, Yes, hey, Daddy.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: That's your boss, the one you call the big fast,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: stupid bass. All right, oh um, okay, quite everyone, let's
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: get back to little Jay. Come on, come on, little Jay,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: your turn. Okay, okay, okay. He died, but on the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: he died. He died, but he died, but on the
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: seventh day he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Daddy the little packs of sugar Daddy put in his podcast. Okay,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with our
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Eastern program. It's time once again for little Junior. Little Junior,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: he gave his life for us that we could be Hey,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: that's the lay that comes out of the building that
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: has dances on it. And Daddy always give whole buddy
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: and says, this is for the baby. He um, little Tommy,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Little little Tommy, you have your speech writing now you're
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: heart call ears queen clean nos tiny hell, Hey, mommy
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: and Dad, that's the lady that's got a little boy
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: that looks just like me. Daddy. Now now now he
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: will ended right here with little Stevie. Okay, well we
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: show we ain't gonna ending with this one because Easter
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: is a day for dressing up. Hey, Dad, they're gonna
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: demand to give me five dollars to stay downstad to
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: play video game. Hey, Mit the Carter, thanks for the money.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: They run out up another five next Friday. Okay, Daddy,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you don't know him. That's that's Met the Carter and
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why are you choking? Mit the Carter.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Happy Easter. That concludes our Easter program for to day
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen things. Everyone, come on, boys, my mama
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: fan All right. Up next guys, Tommy's prank phone call
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to coming up at the
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after it's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter forward today the subject how often should
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: you get a massage? That's a question? How often should
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: you get a massage? All right, all right, but right
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: What you got next? The shop lift? Let's go Hello. Yes,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Tanya. Please, Hi, Tanya. My
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: name is Daniel from the head of store security. Here
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: at your job. Listen, I'm trying to see um. I'm
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: gonna have to I know today's your day off. I'm
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: looking at the schedule here it seems that you and
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: come back in until Saturday. I'm trying to see if
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: it's possible I can get you to come to the store.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: There's a bit of a situation I want to discuss
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: with you. There's about eighteen hundred dollars worth of merchandise
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  Speaker 1: missing from the store. Yeah, it's about eighteen hundred dollars
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  Speaker 1: worth of merchandise. And we definitely know that this is
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a in house situation. This is not someone walking in shoplifting.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: This is definitely an in house situation with employees who
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: have evidently been shoplifting from the store, taking things, and
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: we want to get down to the to the roots
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: of the problem. Well, ma'am, it's uh, it's been brought
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: to my attention that there's a possibility that you may
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: be part of this situation and a thief. I don't
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: still you don't call my house accusing me? Is still
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I ain still listening from nobody. Okay, well, my hangar man.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do is just trying to trying
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: to say out and stole something and I stole them.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Say okay, wait just a second, now, do you have
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: a sister named Cynthia? Yeah? What about it. Well, now
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: it seems that here on some of the footage that
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: we have on camera, that it's a possibility that it
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: seems like your sister's actually wearing some of the merchandise
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: that we sell here in the store. Okay, just because
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: she wears something that we sell in the store, don't
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: mean that I stole it. Well, we don't see where
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: she's act. I've backed the footage up as far as
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I could. I don't see any footage of where she
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: purchased this particular merchandise. And my assumption is maybe you
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: gave it to her. I gave her And just because
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you don't see what somebody purchased it, don't mean that
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: it's been stolen. Okay, here's what I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: just get to the chase of this, Tanya. What I'm
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: gonna have to do is this, if I can't get
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you to come to the store, man. And matter of fact,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: here's another question for you before I go any further.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: You have children at all, Tanya? Yeah, I got children.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Why do you is it possible? Because I'm missing a
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: lot of baby merchandise as well, and you know what,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you know what you're really cruising for this morning. Okay,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: because you don't call somebody on the off day accusing
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: them of stealing. Okay, here's what I gotta do. Are
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you coming into the office so I can talk with you.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming know where on my off day. Well,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: then what's gonna happen, Miss Tanya, is I'm gonna have
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: to actually come to your home, check your closet. I'm
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: gonna have to check your kids and see if they're
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: doing what check and see if they're wearing merchandise that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: comes from this. Come to my house if you want to,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: and they're gonna take your somebody here in the body back.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: Excuse me. You heard what I said. You heard what
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I said. You don't call nobody. I bust my death store.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I bust my to death store. You understand me. I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: work hard for y'all. Okay, you you've been busting you,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: You've been busting you car here excusing me of stealing
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: from nobody. I don't have to steal. That's why I
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: work all that. You understand. I think you've been busting
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: your butt. Taking stuff is what you've been doing. You've
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: been from nobody. You understand me. I do not steal.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there. I'm checking your closets things,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: but it ain't no seaf you understand. And I'm checking
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: your babies as well. And I'm making check my babies.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: And see what happens. You put your heads on any
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: damn thing in here and see what happens. Okay, I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: don't wanta have to drag your butt here. Oh you're
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: gonna drag somebody? Oh? Now you threatening me? I don't
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: want to drag of your house security guy. You tough
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: security guy. You like your job that much, you're willing
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: to die for that? Huh? Who said anything about me? Die?
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I did come over here, and that's what's gonna happen.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: That's what happens when you put people on the off days,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: you get hurt. Okay, I get a couple of damn days.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Oh and y'all gonna call me with this? So are
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you threatening me? Now? I'm threatening you? Then you just
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: call and say you was coming over here. Yes, I
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: did bring you. I'm don't bring your security. I'm all,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: don't let me tell you something. Okay, I get you.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I can have you brought up on charges. You know that,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: bring me up on charges and see what happens. You
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: see if you get that first. I'm on my way
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: over there now to check you when your kids. You
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: understand me, I'm over here to check me and my
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: kids and see how they checked you. Somebody here, let
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. You got to tell me. You
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to tell me. You ain't got nothing.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you took?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll go light on you. I'll go like I'm
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: stupid or something. You don't sound like a damn food.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Why don't you tell me what you took? Took? I
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: bet you teaching your little kids over there how to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: steal too. Aren't you what what you teaching a kid? Hey? Hey, hey, hey,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: now you hey, hey hey hey hey, don't call me
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: with this book on my all stage. Let me tell
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you one mother, Are you listening to me? I want
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: my thing to say to you. You an't got nothing
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: else to say to me? Are you listening what this is?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show, You just
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: got prank your sister sid to you? Okay? Okay? Are
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: you and that broad want to play games? Okay, y'all
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: want to play right, y'all got joke. Y'all got joke.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I got joke for both of y'all. I'm around here
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: taking care of her and all her ugly play with
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: me and my all day. All right. Tell you she
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: told me, she told me, she said that Timmy be
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: be pranking people. You can't nobody get me that on
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: crazy stuff that come to people. Don't know. Somebody calling
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: and tripping with this. She told me. You couldn't. You
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: thought you couldn't be got. That's all right, y'all got me.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: It's a good well. I love you, Timmy. I got
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: some bug like all right, let me ask you one
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: month saying, what is the baddest radio show in the land.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Let's Steve Harvey Morning Show. Lift that goes out to
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: all the shoplifters out there. How's that? That's cool? Frank?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Then get shot out, They get shout out, some dedication
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: all your shoplifters out there, So soon later gonna get caught.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: This goes out to you all, okay, wow, and there
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: it is. There you have it. Let me thank h Charlotte,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: North Carolina again for coming out hanging out with your boy.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Five shows Soul out of Charlotte North Carolina. I thank you.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I thank y'all, thank you. Did I do it? Then? Yesla?
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Did did I do it? Charlotte? Yes, I did, Yes,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I did. Ignorance at its best? Thank you? So Cady,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: all right, see you next time. What's laying in? What's
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: on my list? Nicks? What's on your list? Yeah? You
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: know I have a list. I gotta go to work,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: ready to love his back in stride again. I know
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: when it is Columbia, South Carolina, July, first Township Auditorial.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Friday, July, first Township Auditorial, Columbia,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. Until then I would lay dormant with my
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: stupid and then I'll rise again stupid at his best. Yeah, dormant,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: Yes I can. I can quiet my stupid. I can
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: do that us push hush on my stupid. Man yourself,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: how Queen you said Queen's City was good? Show me man,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: love came out to your boy and I gave it
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to him, man, I gave it all to him Queen's City. Yes, Charlotte,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: standing ovations in them shows that nephew was cold. Y'all
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: got to come seeing the nephew was cold. T come
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: ain't out with me. I give you ten minutes and
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: eat comedy club, baby show. I can show you so
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: come home. Thank you. Never coming up next Strawberry Letters.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Subject how often should you get a massage? We'll get
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. Guys, and
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: if you need advice and relationships on sex, on dating,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: on parenting, on work, and more, please please submit your
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com. I tried
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: to sound like you on that one, nephew, and click
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: right here, right now. Buckle up, hold on tight. We
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter. Okay, uh.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta do a disclaimer on this one because it's
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: a little could be a little graphic, so if you
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: have young children in the car, parents, please be aware
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: of that. Okay, subject how often should you get a massage?
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am a thirty year old man
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: and I love working out. I started a new very
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested that
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I get a good deep tissue massage to get out
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: the kinks. So I scheduled a ninety minute deep tissue
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: massage with a massage therapist. It's an in home massage
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a female therapist showed up at my house and I
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: She sat up the massage table in the den and
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I got on top of the table, faced down in
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: my underwear. She advised me to get totally undressed so
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: she could work every muscle, including my gloups. I was naked,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: only covered by a sheet. As she carefully rubbed each
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: muscle in my body, she whispered for me to roll
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: over on my back. She worked done my neck and
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: my shoulders. Then she moved down to my legs and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: leaned over to whisper, may I may I I shook.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I shook my head. This is my letter. I shook
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: my head. Yes, and this fine female therapist grabbed a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: muscle that I normally don't get massaged. I lay there
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: quietly as yeah as she massaged it, and she even yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: she even went downtown. I was speechless. She even went downtown. Yeah, yeah,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: well we can't read, but it means the same thing. Okay,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I was speechless, but I was praying that my wife
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: didn't walk in. Yes I'm married, God, but yeah, but yeah, yes,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: I'm married. But there is no way I was going
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: to stay up this massage therapist because she handled me
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: way better than my wife ever has. Oh yeah, got up.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I tipped her well and she left. Now I'm not
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: stupid enough to have an affair, but I really really
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: need to see her again. After all, my trainer did
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: tell me that I should get regular massages. There's got
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: to be some way I can justify this. Steve, I
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: need your advice, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, Steve,
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I need George. Yeah yeah, all right, I'm right. Why
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: are you answering the question? I'm I'm I'm about my
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: head and prayer. Okay. Yeah, he's saying he can't be
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: stupid enough to have an affair. But smart people have affairs. Okay,
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: And if you think you're smart, uh, you know, listen,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: smart people have affairs. How do you think affairs get started?
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: They get started in sometimes in these ways. Certainly massages
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: sometimes then repeat massages like you want to do. Come on,
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: married man, your trainer and this massus have quite a
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: hustle going on here, so please be careful. Never ever
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: write her a check, because what you don't want is
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: for your wife, who you stated in the letter, dummy,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: very clearly, that it's not better. She's not better than
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: the masseuse at handling you. I mean, come on, what
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: if your wife comes in and catches you? Okay? Do
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: you think about these things? The other thing you have
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to stop is letting this massus, this massage therapist come
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: into your home and massage you. There's no way you
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: can justify that continually. All right. Your wife could come
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: in and walk in on you at any time. What
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do? Then? Okay, you waited till the
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: very end of the letter to tell us you were married,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: after you sucked us all in anyway, after hurried me.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Were all taught up in the letter. And then he
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: drops the bomb that he's married. All right, he needs
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: to stop this immediately, you know, especially at his home
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: he's gonna I mean, this is how affairs start. Right here.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: The writing is something. Don't do it, don't do it,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, I hear your prayers. I
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: hear your prayers. Make me proud for wud don't listen
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to thank you, listen to me. Just thirty old man
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: loves working out. I don't. I work out just so
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I don't look like certain people. I know. That's the
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: only reason I work out. If that was appeal that
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: could get this stomach off, I take it. I promise
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: you I would. I started a very intense workout routine
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and trainer told you to get a deep tissue with shots,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: get out to kings, scheduled a ninety minute one massage stairs,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: was represmentded by your trainings and in the home therapist.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: A day later, this woman show up at the doing
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: lord her mercy. She was fine, like scared. Wait a minute,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: I am scared sharing because he's asking me for helping.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing for his ass. She set up
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the massage table into den God. I got on the table,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: face down, well as you should, in your underwear as
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you should. She advised me to get totally undressed so
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: she could work every muscle, including my glutes. Now let's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: stop right there. First of all, we're in your house.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: If a fine woman is in your house and tells
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: you to take your draws off. We're in trouble, yeah,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: because I can't get this massage without taking my draws off,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: and she wanted to work every muscle, including my glutes.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: That's this ass. Hold hold up. Once you touch my
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: ass with your head and I don't have draws on,
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: that is a action that come with that. I'm just
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you that we'll be back. Yeah, we will.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Well that first two of Steve's response coming up in
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour today's letter? How often should
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: you get a massage? We'll be back right after this.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter, which you are so mad about. It's
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: the subject her family's ghetto and she doesn't know. Tell me,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I'm so damn what Most ghetto people don't know. They
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: get off called they from the ghetto. That's just where
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: they from, that's just where they live. Now, you sitting
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: have been here because both your parents got college degrees.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Work hard, you and your siblings you mad twenty great
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: woman two teenage. Both of y'all got degrees. You met
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: in college. But you can't stay in her family where
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: his family probably can't stay in you either, your blush
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you ass coming over. See there, there are a lot
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: of they lack for a better turn. Hit them his
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: snobby ass sitting up in here. You don't like nothing
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: they do down there, So I'm gonna tell you about him.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I must admit that as the kids grew up, I
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: limited their access to my wife's side of family, but
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: I had to be careful not to film these peoplehood.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: They have a cookout for everything. See, you think your
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: kids is well mannered and smart kids, but they don't
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: got no streets smarts you know what I mean in
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: stupid ass book smart people. I know Bill Gates ain't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: got a college degree. Mark Zuckerberg ain't got a college degree.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Hold on, let me show you. So let's get it
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: real to them. We're talking about college greed. Timmy got
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: a college degree? Oh my don't have a college degree. Now,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: which one us you want your kids to be? You
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: want your kids Tommy got a college degree. I ain't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: who you want your kids to be, probably neither one
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: of us. But if you had to pick one, what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: you pick his stupid ass. That's all I'm as you
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: got a college degree, ain't got a damn brain in
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: his skull. So much for your little damn college degree.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: They have a cookout for every occasion. They live on
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: the Stame Street in five or six mobile homes. They
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: always down the party, play cars and dre Damn it,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? You got to do something. We've
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: been working all week. We got to have some fun.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: We ain't got a whole lot of money, so we're
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: gonna play cars. That's what doesn't matter what your punk
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: ass kids. They don't know how to play stage. They
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: can't play dead Whiz, they don't know how to They
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: don't play tom they don't shoot dice. The little punk
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: ass kids gonna go off to college. Ain't gonna do
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: a damn thing. He gonna get the ass hustle. They're
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: gonna go in Time Square. Somebody gonna have a three
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: card model, the game set up. Take all your little
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: ignorant ass kids money. Somebody gonna have a share game
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: set up. Take all your kids money. Oh yeah, they're
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: gonna but they're gonna go visit everybody go to Times Square.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Your little kids gonna come back broke. The kids are
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  Speaker 1: always a part of the festivities. Your kids probably need
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to play tongue. I hell, you grow
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  Speaker 1: up and don't know how to play tongue, You can't
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  Speaker 1: shoot no damn pool. My wife want our children to
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  Speaker 1: get they know their cousins because your wife is right,
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  Speaker 1: because she know you ain't taught them a damn thing
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  Speaker 1: set up here and taught them all that book knowledge
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  Speaker 1: and all that they they're just getting their ass whipped
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  Speaker 1: every time they go to the playground. What I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you what it sounds, this is what I'm reading in
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  Speaker 1: the letter. I'm reading all this in the letter. Your
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  Speaker 1: wife want them to know their cousins because they damn
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  Speaker 1: dad is soft. They didn't last long cast the hood cousins.
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  Speaker 1: They want them to come over and could start teasing
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  Speaker 1: your children about the way they speaking, how they can themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't the last time they're gonna hit this. The hood
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  Speaker 1: cousins was getting them ready for life. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: mad because they're sitting up in here and not not
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  Speaker 1: not honoring the value of these hood cousins. It's good
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  Speaker 1: in the hood. You need to let these hood tease
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: your kids about the way they speak. They probably speak
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  Speaker 1: real probably just like yours. One of my sons. We
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  Speaker 1: graduated from high school. My wife got a party playing.
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  Speaker 1: She want to invite her in time party to the
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  Speaker 1: P five family to the party that's in our community
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  Speaker 1: center in our neighborhood. Oh oh, I see you live
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  Speaker 1: in a complex that's got a community center. Oh now
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna oh you scared the hood. People gonna come
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  Speaker 1: over that starts squimming with all his clothes on and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, Gonna bring up grill out there, because
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: you know, we travel with grills in our car. I
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  Speaker 1: had a grill in my car till I was thirty
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  Speaker 1: four years old. Sorry to mention, Yeah, kempa grill in
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  Speaker 1: my car, charcoal, light of fluid too, and a fishing rod.
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hey, never know when I run across the lake,
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  Speaker 1: I need something need. I was homeless, I ain't on
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  Speaker 1: time to do them this punk ass letter, and he
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  Speaker 1: was sitting up in here. I politely remind her how
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  Speaker 1: much of fiasco it'll be if I invite them people
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  Speaker 1: over that, But she did sit on having her family included.
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  Speaker 1: I can imagine the dice game jumping off by the
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  Speaker 1: pool if they uncle come who don't like to shoot dice? Hell, No,
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't say we can't shoot dice. We
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  Speaker 1: can't shoot dice. We at the swimming pool. Black people
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  Speaker 1: don't swim, So what they gonna do. Your uncle can't swim.
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  Speaker 1: He got some dice were standing around. We ain't do it,
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  Speaker 1: and then you hold on shut we're shooting dice. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be disrespectful. I need to put my
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  Speaker 1: foot down. You can kick the dice. Put your foot down.
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  Speaker 1: If they roll you kick it forward, hit point. You
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  Speaker 1: can kick the dice. Get a rethrow, baby, I need
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  Speaker 1: to make Why can I make this party work? Your
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: ass don't go now what you want to ask? So
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: you're rolling around with a fishing pole because you get hungry.
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  Speaker 1: So you'll go get some fish and then catch it
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  Speaker 1: and bring it back and cook it on the grill
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  Speaker 1: that's in your car. No, I take it up to
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: the rest area because they got the cassine grills already
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: dug into the ground. We threw parties my brother. My
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: brother still got card parties. That here's how when my
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: older brother died, we stopped for six months because we
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  Speaker 1: was morning. But we're back now. Thank you comment. So
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  Speaker 1: Today's serry letters on Instagram and Facebook. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So Steve is here of course with things
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  Speaker 1: you'll see on Easter Sunday. I've been going to church
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of years on Easter and it's the most
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  Speaker 1: fascinating time for me because you see stuff at the
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: church that you really shouldn't see, like people in lime
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  Speaker 1: green should not be in lime green for I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's shocking at a little bit of lime goes a
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  Speaker 1: long way. Yeah, just a little bit. You've got that
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  Speaker 1: little baby, beautiful black baby walking around with that day
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  Speaker 1: glow lemon yellow dress on yellow. You're gonna see colors
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  Speaker 1: that you did not know existence. I mean, you just
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: what is that air polish? What is that air polish? Yeah,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: that's when you be going what is that? That's a
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: ranger tang, a ranger tan. You just don't know what's
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: going on. You're gonna see little boys with nickers on
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  Speaker 1: because they mama thought it was cute. Yeah, a little
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: boy can't go around the rest of them boys pans
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: what you appeal grim, here's some mess. You're gonna see
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: way way too many Brits in this baby. It's just
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: way too minute. Damn barretts in this baby head baby
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: walk around just clacking her head heavy. She cried. Here's
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  Speaker 1: something you're gonna see in somebody's house. What that's just
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: too much damn pineapple on that head. This damn the
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  Speaker 1: hell man. You can't see the hell trying to disguise
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  Speaker 1: this dry ass hand. You're gonna see Easter Bunny in
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  Speaker 1: street shoot because you know in the hood, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have the money for the feet to you don't have
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  Speaker 1: the bunny for entire You're just up in here with
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: some black tom Can street shoes. He got some flow
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: shans on ballance no flower, no street shoo flows. You're
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: gonna see a fat man with a too small jacket
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: on and a little man with a two big yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: I always see that coming up. More of the Steve
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steven Show.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time for comedy roulette. Jay help
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: us out a little bit here here. It is very simple.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: We take three subjects, We put those subjects on the wheel.
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  Speaker 1: We spun the wheel, which stop. We make it funny,
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  Speaker 1: do it, set it up, let's do it. Things people
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  Speaker 1: say when their clothes don't fit anymore, Okay, things people
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: say when their clothes don't fit anymore. Things people say
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: when you bring up something they did wrong to you.
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  Speaker 1: And then things people say when they've been to a
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: bad house party. Okay, you got it. Okay, now spend
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the wheel part the house party by still. But I
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: thought it was gonna be that all right. Things people
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  Speaker 1: say when you bring up something they did wrong to you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: got it, guys, Oh here we go. People say, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're still talking about that man that happened in the
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: third damn grade. Can't you let that go? You are
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: sixty eight years old, now, damn here y'all if you
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: can say when you bring up something did wrong to you, okay,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: first off, it wasn't a lot of money. Okay, first off,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: it was only a hundred dollars. Okay, god, dog man
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  Speaker 1: tell everybody. Things people say when they bring up something
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  Speaker 1: that they did wrong. You a dog. Okay, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: know that was your mama. I thought I thought that
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: was your suster dog. Okay, that's a big dear, friends,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't know was your mama. I thought it was
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: just okay, I'm just I'm just all right. Things people
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  Speaker 1: say when you bring up something they did wrong to you.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Things people say when you bring up something that they
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: did wrong to you. Okay, man, but I don't ask
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: you for nothing else exactly what they say, yeah, from you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you on my borrow. Listen about that, all right.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Things people say when you bring up something that they
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: did to you. I just got my damn inside. I
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  Speaker 1: swear to God in real time, real on, it was
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: safe when you bring up something they did wrong you. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know I wrecked your car, but damn I couldn't see. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I got it, I got it, I got it. Come on, jack.
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  Speaker 1: The people say, when you bring up something that they
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  Speaker 1: did to you, yeah, it ain't like you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no money. I mean, damn, when you bring up something
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  Speaker 1: that they did wrong. Who you? Hey man, look dog,
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  Speaker 1: you know I mean we can't work none of this side.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, doctor, Avery, time I talk you always
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  Speaker 1: by this ill. You know what I'm saying. It's about
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  Speaker 1: this hell, dog, Oh, it's always by this ill. Don't
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  Speaker 1: come on, I'm on plame. Things people say when you
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: bring up something that they did wrong to you. Damn, man,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep talking about that when you got another eye?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Put your eye out time I see you. You gotta blinger.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I put your out. No, damn, he wint at me,
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  Speaker 1: wing at me, trying to make me feel bad. You're
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: ba all right. We have time for one more. One more.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Let me hear, let me hear he dog okay, yep, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hes pregnant from me, but she married to you. I mean,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: but you got to go on on work this eye?
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  Speaker 1: Do you got you? You come on, dog, come on,
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  Speaker 1: dog thing. You need to do the right thing, man,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: do the right thing. All right. That's comedy roulette. We'll
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: have more of a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour A good one Guy
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: based to be a Christian. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. We're talking about the Great Resignation. How
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: a lot of people around the country are quitting their
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: jobs and uh, you know, they're unhappy with their with
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: their employment, so they're looking for other jobs. And experts say,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you should talk to your boss, don't get emotional, ask
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: for a raise, asked to work from home, talk about
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: stress and pinpoint just what you're dissatisfied about at your job.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: So the nephew wanted to ask you, Steve some questions.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: He wants to talk to you about. You. Got one
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: damn minute we can sit down and have a conversation.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: That's how you ask why. No, it's fine, it's fine.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Don't get emotional. That's the first trying not to get emotional.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I've been on this radio twenty more hears with you.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna gonna say. I'm just gonna gonna saying
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: I think I deserve another extra two hundred and fifty
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. So how the hell are we gonna do this? Yeah,
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: where you won't see year twenty one in this moment that.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Don't get emotional. Talk to your boss. Yeah, I'm talking
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: to him. I'm talking back ten point your dissatisfaction. I've
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: been stupid on hill for twenty damn y'll doing the best,
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  Speaker 1: the best you fitity in the world. The least you
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: can do is give me an extra two fifty on
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: this damn show. Hell, I can do far leash than that.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: If you're looking for least, I can do way leash
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: than that. This is not working well, are right now
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: coming up? In thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: do a round of would you rather right after this?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: You're fired? Tommy. You're listening to Harpy Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: he's here. Please introduce Jay Anthony Brown to Brown, come on, Jay,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: and keeping with the vein of easter, why not do
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: it Easter song because it's the day we go crazy
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  Speaker 1: with what we have to win. Hit it draw send,
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  Speaker 1: So wait till they see me in this shoot that
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: at the bottom headed the Tommy, your soup, the soup
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: you ready you're gonna kill him? Hiss a Sunday. I
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: can't believe the couple suits that see the colors Ya
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  Speaker 1: yellow and f can greens, Guy old and gray one
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  Speaker 1: Please jacket is Wayne alone? But didn't you know your wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Where you get that plan to flow? You got on
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: ar sack for your suit is blood while your leader
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: hasn't way getting the leason. You must be blooded, watch man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know see Loo had a soul. When you
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  Speaker 1: listen signals pictures told me real soon while your leader
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  Speaker 1: hasn't way in the fog leaesuson, you must be blooding
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: watch man. I didn't know see Loo had a soul.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: When you get that, listen, damn listen. Rob has today
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  Speaker 1: not ugly, eased to see and you know the lay
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: that out the night before. The killer just gonna hurt
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: him on it. Boy. I remember one year, man, I
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  Speaker 1: got Neil white suit. My mama told me, boy that
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you get no white suit. I had
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  Speaker 1: paper out I give me. I'm getting the white suit.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: White suit. I only had one pair of shoe they
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: was black, so I wanted a black shirt. Couldn't find
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: a black shirt. Bought a white shirt at a box
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: of Rick Die and died it. I died this shirt
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  Speaker 1: in church, got hot to die, bleed, not the shirt
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  Speaker 1: into the suit. Your mother told you. I'm since have
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: been here, man, with this cheap as shirt. I got sweating.
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  Speaker 1: It's leaking. To die is leaking onto the suit. I
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  Speaker 1: was so hurt. Now my suit got these great blotches
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: on it. O man, all right, coming up, it's Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey and his closing remarks. You don't want to miss it.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: At forty nine after the hour, you're listening to Steve,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: we're here at the last break of the day. Just
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: one more thing. You're closing remarks, What do you have
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: for us today to take us into the weekend? Steve well,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I think I should talk about dreams because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a major component to your success. Dreams are such an
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: important component to success. You can't underplay dreams. See, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Education is necessary for certain fields
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  Speaker 1: and professions. You want to be a doctor, a lawyer,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: a dentist, a pilot, a scientist, a teacher. Education is
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  Speaker 1: so necessary for many professions in this world. But there
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  Speaker 1: is nothing, and I repeat, there is nothing more important
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  Speaker 1: than your dreams. Your dreams have value. Your dreams wake
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: you up in the morning. The dreams give you hope.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not saying education doesn't do that. But
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: education don't wake you up in the morning. It's what
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: you dream and hope of becoming with the education that
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: wakes you up. It is your dream that causes you
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: to even get an education. If you want to fly
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: a plane and that's your dream, your dream will cause
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: you to do the things necessary to accomplish the dream.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I tell people educators in all, if we
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  Speaker 1: spent more time talking to our children in our school
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  Speaker 1: system about their dreams and visions, we could reduce the
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  Speaker 1: dropout rate. But what we're doing is we keep talking
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  Speaker 1: to kids about the education, and we're not talking about
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: the kids for the reason for the education. You gotta
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: get your education, because you gotta finish school. Finish school
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: for what we have. Got to take time out to
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: talk about their dreams and visions. I tell parents all
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  Speaker 1: the time. If you're not talking to your kids about
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: dreams every ninety days, that's a mistake. Man, that's a
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: mistake because young people change more often than you think.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: But if you're not revamping your dreams every ninety days
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: as an adult, you're making a mistake because guess what
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: you change also now you know may not change as
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: often as your children because you become a little bit
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: more subtle when you're older. But you've got to refurbish
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: these dreams. You gotta dust them off. You gotta keep
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: reminding yourself or what the purpose is, because the dream
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  Speaker 1: provides purpose. You wake up in the morning because of
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: what you dream to be. You get excited when the lawnclock,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: get our goals off because of what you dream to be. Man,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: don't let nobody fool you. Now, listen to me. I'm
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: gonna say this again. Education is important and it's critical
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: to certain things in life, but you can actually make
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: it in this world without one. Now, do you need
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: to have some basics under your belt? I strongly suggest
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  Speaker 1: you do. And I'm not saying at all that you
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  Speaker 1: don't need school, because you do. School offers you a
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  Speaker 1: way to become well rounded. That's the thing that school
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: does for you, a great deal. It not only educates you,
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  Speaker 1: It gives you social skills. It teaches you how to
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  Speaker 1: be well rounded. It teaches you now to adapt. It
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: teaches you the tool of memorization. So I'm not knocking
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  Speaker 1: it at all. But what I am saying to you,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: if you are like me in any way and you're
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: just not a school person, what you gonna do? You
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  Speaker 1: can still be something. If you've blown your education opportunity
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: in life, you can still be something. If you just
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: don't feel like you can do school again, you can
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: still be something. Because the scripture says a man without
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  Speaker 1: a dream or vision shall perish. I'm old the Bible
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: inside out. I don't know it. I didn't go to
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: theology school anything, so I can't quote it like people
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: can oftentimes. But I don't really don't recall ever going
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: to Sunday School or any service I've ever been to
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: and read a scripture about how necessary your education was.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: But I have seen repeatedly that a man without a
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: dream or vision shall perish. See the reason you'll die
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: without the dream of the vision, because without the dream
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: of the vision, you'll give up hope. You've heard so
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: many people say, keep hope alive because it's necessary. The
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  Speaker 1: dream vision. What you see for yourself, your hope for tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: that impossible thing that nobody else can see except you,
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  Speaker 1: that thing that floats around in your imagination, that keeps
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  Speaker 1: pushing you to make you think that's something out there
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  Speaker 1: other than this. For me, if you wake up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning and you keep saying yourself mad, that's got
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  Speaker 1: to be more to my life than this. That's cause
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  Speaker 1: it is. That's because it is. Your visions and dreams
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  Speaker 1: are out there. And let me tell you something else.
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  Speaker 1: You got to make your dreams and visions so big,
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  Speaker 1: so big that it causes you to overcome all of
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  Speaker 1: your fears. See, the fear of failure is the number
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  Speaker 1: one cause of failure in this country, because people are
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  Speaker 1: afraid to fail. But you have to have dreams and
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  Speaker 1: visions so big that it just overcomes all of your fears.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to want something so big, so dynamic to
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  Speaker 1: happen in your life. Man, that you've got to make
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  Speaker 1: this happen, and the fear is secondary to all of it,
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  Speaker 1: and it will cause you to push through. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to dream of something so outstanding that an order for
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  Speaker 1: it to have to in order for it to happen,
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  Speaker 1: you absolutely have to have God's help. If you're dreaming
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  Speaker 1: of only stuff that you can accomplish yourself, I got
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  Speaker 1: news for you. You ain't dreaming big enough. Start dreaming big.
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  Speaker 1: Increase your dreams. They would change your life. It would
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  Speaker 1: change your perspective, It would cause your hope to grow.
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  Speaker 1: All right, those are my closing remarks. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: all right, yeah y'all have ado with hey, And can
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  Speaker 1: I say, have a great weekend? Yes you can finally Yeah.
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