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S2E47 - AfterParty Coma · No Latency

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  Last time on no latency. If you all could follow me so we
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  could go get Vendel Holy. Shit.
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  Go Vendel, motherfucker. Look at me.
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  It's in their chest. No, Vendel.
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  Baby, get your hand out of Vendel's chest.
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  A few more minutes full Barrett barrage.
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  Fucking go. Go.
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  We're out early, so we'll just be on our way now, yeah.
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  Thanks, Emma. What's up with the weird spooky?
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  What What you're doing? No, my sexy nurse outfit.
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  Wait a minute. Are we still in the BD?
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  No, Jeb, if you die in real life, you die in real life.
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  Claire is stuck in their brain. Dance for another. 8 hours, 10
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  minutes maybe. We take the Halloween party from
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  the bar and we have it here. All right.
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  I'll be right back with the gambie.
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  Do you think he's going to make it back?
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  He'll be. Fine.
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  We've seen worse. Oh man, I am feeling a little
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  hungover now. Good Whale's doing.
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  Do you need some Alco seltzer? Yes, actually that would be
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  helpful. I love that stuff.
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  Yeah, it's good with a little, you know, little painkiller.
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  Can you do me a favor? Yes.
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  Can you give me an IV of runners?
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  Of. Of ringers, Yeah, the
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  electrolyte. Oh, yes, yes, of course, of
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  course. Yes, very helpful to have also.
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  Is Claire all right downstairs? I'm I I should check on her.
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  But like when you last checked on her, was she, like, you know,
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  alive? Yeah, she was.
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  She was good. She was there, you know.
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  Still not awake though, right? No, Oh.
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  Wait. What the what He woke up
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  finally? Oh yeah.
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  Took a while. There was that with the ice in
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  the fountain and yeah. Has anyone else ever woken up in
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  a tube? Do you know what experience he's
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  going through right now? AM.
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  I in. A tube.
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  I did a water slide once. I mean, I kind of had the
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  changeover from having an actual head to ATV head.
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  I don't know if that's. I don't think it's quite the
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  same thing, yeah. Jeb, we're upstairs.
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  Footsteps. Footsteps.
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  Footsteps. Whoa, you guys, I don't know
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  what the hell just happened, but you will not believe this.
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  I woke up in a tube Jeb towel. Sorry.
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  Listen. He throws a bar towel at you and
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  he hits you in the face. Wipe it down.
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  Whoo. Listen, I I will say one thing.
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  Waking up on that tube, weird as hell from a mental standpoint,
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  but honestly, I think I was probably the most comfortable
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  I've ever been. Listen, I'm going to be honest.
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  Last thing I remember, I was down at a bar of some sort, and
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  I do remember they had super whiskey, which ain't something I
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  had never had before. And by golly, it really knocks
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  you on your ass. I thought that was just
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  moonshine super whiskey were. They lying on me.
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  That's what you had you you downed like a lot of that.
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  And then you left. And then you left for candy.
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  Yeah, and. Was there?
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  History. Oh my God, I almost forgot about
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  the whole Halloween thing. A whole release.
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  Yeah. And Jeb, we saved your life.
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  There was a whole thing, yeah. It felt like we it felt like we
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  went really far to do it, you know, really far.
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  Like, all the way down to San Diego.
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  Well, I don't know about. That I I felt like I contributed
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  quite a bit during that. You know I had the whole I I, I
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  I did kill Vandell with a with a you know my hands.
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  No, no. Jeff, after that you were in a
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  tube you you were there, but you weren't there.
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  I'm not following. I was there, but I wasn't there.
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  That make that all made no sense.
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  You know, in spirit. And in a tube.
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  Yes, that. You're telling me that I was in?
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  OK, hold on. What day is it?
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  November the 5th. Has it been Thanksgiving yet?
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  No. No.
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  OK, I love Turkey. Sloan gives you a look.
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  Hey, it's different. You love Turkey, too.
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  Don't even lie to me. Yeah, all right.
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  I know. Well, all right.
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  Thank you Bebe for that, Ivy. By the way, I'm having a much
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  better clearness to my head. However, I think I need to
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  separate it real quick. Pink.
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  Can I get a shot at tequila real quick?
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  Sure. So I'm just wondering why you
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  guys brought me along on a mission.
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  If I was just in a tube, you know, you could have.
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  Easily saved you. You were being sold to someone
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  the. Mission was us, you know,
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  collecting your body back. With you in it.
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  Yep. Wait a minute.
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  Y'all did a rescue mission for Mike.
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  Yes. Yeah, it could be a little more
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  grateful. No, thank you.
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  I'm. I'm with our words, you know.
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  You know, this reminds me that I've been working on Song for
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  y'all. Moleskin Cowboy well.
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  That one's some of the words. Actually, no, that that one I'm
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  still working on. I I'm trying to get past the
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  the, the, the bridge. I can't really nail that one
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  down. But but I did.
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  I did write this little dicky for you, my friends.
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  They're the greatest friends. They're my bestest friends and I
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  go with missions, bam. And then it kind of goes into a
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  more kind of Getty like a little cool drum beat Here I'm thinking
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  if. I.
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  Haven't performed this live. There's gonna be a big off the
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  side, right? And then and then it kind of
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  really gets into it there and it goes like my friends.
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  They're the greatest friend. Anyway, King brings you a drink.
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  That's nice, Jeff. Oh, thank you anyway, I'm I I
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  guess it's not quite doing you. I can see potential though.
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  We all stare blankly as Yep, yes, we.
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  Do baby. Well, yeah, I mean, we said.
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  I mean, the mission was pretty cool, if I could say so myself,
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  but. Yeah, I was thinking.
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  I mean, if you like Jeb and you're like, wait, the last
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  thing I remember was like Halloween.
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  I expect that's the kind of thing you'd have to like, look
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  up, check out the YouTube channel, that kind of thing.
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  Oh yeah. I mean, we are pretty famous.
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  You're famous. That's why you were stolen, Jeb.
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  True. It was like.
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  You. Know what that means, everyone?
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  That I need a new identity. Great idea.
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  We need to start doing the buddy system.
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  And those girls in the. Way they have to go with someone
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  now. Sloan, you're my buddy rat.
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  But that didn't sound very convincing.
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  That's because Sloan and I are already buddies.
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  Sloan I give them a treat. Hey, buddies.
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  For life, bro. Yeah.
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  She's a good bird, I will tell you that.
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  She's good. Oh, I got a message from that
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  pie Right guy? Yeah.
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  He says the boat's almost ready. Oh, good.
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  That's good to know because Ping, I got a question or two
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  for you. Now that I'm on like an even
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  keel with like, the alcohol from last night leaving my body and
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  being replenished and the alcohol I now have in my body
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  now, I'm like equalized at the moment.
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  I know that we're going out in the middle of nowhere, but like
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  he missed that. Is there any way we could like
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  get some like Scout information? Like are there any like can we
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  get like Guard deployments if they're out there, maybe some
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  schematics, a floor plan? Schematics of the ocean Well,
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  there's something out there in the ocean we're going to get.
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  What did Mr. Kerrigan say? It was something.
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  If any of us remembered. You are pretty hungover.
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  I got it written down somewhere. Something about an oil rig,
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  Yeah. Do we remember what the name of
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  the oil rig is? Is that something we can like
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  research online? I've got the coordinates in it.
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  That's good. Yeah, we got those.
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  We got the coordinates. Ping, I know you're a really
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  great fixer. You're one of the top fixers
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  that they have here in Knight City.
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  Is there any way you can get us some information on this?
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  Domino. Yes.
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  Oh, you look really hungover. Why is jet wet?
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  Actually, I feel great. And I'm wet because I was saved
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  and not like I was baptized or nothing.
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  It was. I came out of two Awesome.
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  I'm glad that you're OK. Do you mean to yourself, reborn?
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  Hey Dom. Oh, sorry.
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  Do you mind if I call you Dom? I have.
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  No. Cool.
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  I like Dom. You know?
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  It's kind of it's kind of punchy.
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  Boom. Dom.
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  Anyway, dumb. You ever heard about this oil
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  rig? It is one of many oil rigs that
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  have been run and controlled by several companies in Knight
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  City. However, I believe you are all
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  trying to find the facility underneath since it has been
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  decommissioned. Underneath an oil rig?
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  Is it one of them oil rigs that are out, like in the middle of
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  the desert? Or where's this oil rig?
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  It's the Ocean Jerk. In water.
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  That's why we're going to see Pie Rat you.
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  Got a boat? Oh my God, the boat.
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  I almost forgot about the boat. Well, if you need plans for
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  something involving the Syndicate, we would either have
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  to find their main base or hack that data out of an AI core.
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  Do you know of any of the agents of the Syndicate who have tried
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  to engage with you? Yes, we did blow one of them up
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  a couple days ago. Yeah, on Halloween there is
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  another one. There is the second Claire Ohh.
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  The second Claire was what happened?
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  What about the other one that was that Claire's?
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  Apartment. Ohh one liner.
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  I know how to get ahold of that that hack.
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  Because you took down the satellite, if there is an AI
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  nearby, there is an AI core. Obviously they will fight for
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  tooth and nail to stop you from accessing it.
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  You will have to find a way to gain access to the core for a
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  brief period of time. How do you access the core it?
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  Will be nearby, I believe. If I were to do it myself, I
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  would put it in a vehicle like a bear.
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  May not say you relax volumes. You could see.
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  The one that showed up now. Side of the bar a few weeks ago.
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  On the side there was a wizard riding a wolf howling at the
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  moon and. That they were they.
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  There was a wizard rabbing a wolf, and they were all painted
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  driving. The van Yes, it was cool off.
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  Oh, I I saw it. You saw it.
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  I did, yes. It was a girls night thing.
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  You wouldn't understand. Sloane, you yarn on these girls
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  nights. Oh, I'm sorry about that girl.
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  I'll invite you to the next one, Sloan.
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  No, no, no. We talked about this.
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  No. Woo, woo.
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  Good. God, I'm I'm giving Sloan
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  another treat. You're getting so good at
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  learning how to speak. OK, so the plan is we need to
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  find an AI and Jack their core. We're going to do what to their
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  core jacket? Jacket.
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  Jack the core, you know. Right, right.
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  Right. So we know where one is with Mr.
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  Kerrigan. And then did we leave another
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  one at Claire's apartment? What did happen to that one
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  liner? Oh, they escaped out the
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  bathroom. I remember that.
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  Jumped out the window on a hellcat.
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  Yeah, wow, that sounds badass as hell.
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  Is this one liner easily distracted?
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  Yes, I feel like they could be. If you talk shit.
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  Yes, they get hit. Oh, a rhyme.
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  Excellent. I can't rhyme with excellent.
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  I I can't do it. So that's OK, Jeff.
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  I was trying to continue the the rhyming.
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  So that's the thing I couldn't get in my in my songs I can't
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  get. I'm not good at rhyming.
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  Though I'm I'm I feel like I'm really getting down a a basic
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  song structure. That one I got down and mail it.
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  You know, it's got to have a snapping tool.
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  Anyway, to the task at hand, Jeff, right?
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  Potentially all of the human race are in danger.
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  Uh huh. So how do we get a hold of 1
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  liner then? That's the that's the question.
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  If he's out on the streets, it will not be difficult to detect
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  him since you have already met him a few times, what do you
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  know about him? Well, he's jank as fuck.
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  I know that, right? Nobody's choom, not quick on the
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  whip drives that busted ass van. What kind of van was it?
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  How do we can we find out that maybe we can find out where the
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  van is and then he'll be nearby? Sounds good to me.
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  Yeah, does anybody remember? Let me think.
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  I'm only think if I can remember I'm going to go into my mind
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  Rolodex. Roll Local Expert My Home 17 Yes
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  Yeah, I was a white fan with LW Dash RDR 2.
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  OK, there's a. You just plug it in somewhere.
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  Someone got access to the DMV? Nowadays.
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  I don't. I don't have access to that
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  because I'm going to got a tile. Oh, here, you can borrow mine.
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  Now this is a tile as well. I have an agent.
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  You posh git. I thought it was normal for
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  people at Night City to have agents.
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  I I still haven't. Under I I don't.
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  I don't get why you all have tiles.
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  They're burners, look. And that just snaps their tile
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  in half. Oh.
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  Is that do you all like, go through tiles?
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  Pretty, Pretty. Rapidly actually like this snap.
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  And then they'll buys two more from a vending machine and
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  passes one director. It's actually really easy.
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  But you don't have like something that like, I mean like
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  when you got to go on the garden, you got to check like
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  your messages with your friends like you don't.
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  Save all your better data through like a biometric
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  BitLocker with like how much encryption is it even?
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  I have difficulty. Interesting.
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  When you see it in half it deletes everything and it also
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  has a universal charger. Not like with the agents where
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  they only have a certain one that you constantly have to keep
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  buying because they burn out and they have like designed it that
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  way specifically. Well, you all are selling me on
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  this. But it doesn't have speech.
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  Yeah, yeah. They're only third party apps,
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  so you never really know what you're getting.
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  I I do really like my agent, but.
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  I mean, you should keep it. Just means that you're green
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  text. Great.
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  Well anyway, unlike all of you, I could look up this number.
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  Oh no. I think I also have an agent.
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  They've been making fun of my green bubbles for a while now.
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  No, Jeff, you just haven't signed into that.
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  Never mind, I'll. Fix it nicely.
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  So, so we're looking up this license plate, Is that what
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  we're doing right? Yeah.
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  OK. I'll, I'll, I'll take a look.
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  So you go on to the garden on your agent and there are a few
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  things you can download. There are a few apps and one of
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  them is the NCPD public database.
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  It's just available. Hey man, that's public
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  information. Wow.
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  That's fucking great, crit. Well done, that's.
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  That's that's a Max crit. That's plus ten.
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  Yes, you scan through the the public information in the app
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  and it glitches out and lets you into the security level chest
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  below it. So instead of just finding out
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  what kind of area it is it's in, you get a copy on screen of the
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  last speeding ticket it got. Oh.
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  It was 45 minutes ago. 45 minutes ago, Does it say where
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  it was located? Somewhere near the bubble.
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  Cafe. I know this location, or at
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  least I know this area. They got a speeding ticket near
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  my favorite bubble cafe. Oh shit.
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  Have I taken you guys there yet? I think I did.
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  We did. We did.
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  Didn't we go there? We got takeout.
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  Yeah. I love bubble tea.
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  Yeah, I remember you gave me the one that had the nicotine in it.
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  Yes, I did do that. Well, let's go again.
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  Yes, maybe we'd take a little trip to get some tea.
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  Some bubble tea. Yeah, Have you got to drive?
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  Oh yeah, I've never felt better in my life.
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  The tube is really sobering, but you did have that drink earlier.
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  Did I have a drink since I woke up?
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  Yes. Oh, Ping handed you one while
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  you were talking. You went listening.
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  Oh, that's right. No, no, it was.
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  I was singing. Yeah, I remember.
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  Maybe before we head out, I take a quick check up on Claire.
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  You head downstairs. Claire's hooked up to a computer
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  which Retro managed to connect to a backup battery so you could
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  transfer her here. She's lying on a way more
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  uncomfortable metal cot, but you have her secure in the basement.
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  When you look at the computer, it's got to 9 hours and 12
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  minutes and just stopped. She should have woken up now,
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  looks like. A.
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  Dumb. All right, pull.
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  Around She's still currently actively in the brain dance,
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  from what it looks like. From what I'm seeing, she's not
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  OK. Yeah, and it stopped at 9 hours.
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  OK, something might have happened here.
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  Hey, Remy, can you come take a look at this?
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  You're more tech savvy than I am.
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  Yeah, yeah, sure. Hold.
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  On come on down. It looks like something might
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  have, like, glitched in the brain dance.
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  It's been stuck on this like 9 hour mark.
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  She should have kept going in this.
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  Should I like should we just try to, like, disconnect it?
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  There could be some cerebral damage.
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  Do you want to see me? Yeah.
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  You know what? Yes.
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  First things first. Let me check her vitals and make
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  sure everything's all good. And then we'll figure out what
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  to do. I thought I'd come down too.
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  Yes, thank you. Let me let me check.
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  I will just do a quick scan. Pull out your Med scan.
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  Now you do a little scan. Medical Tech 13.
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  Oh, no, this doesn't. This doesn't look good.
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  Oh, gosh. We need to OK emergency.
• 19:53
  Everybody, please report downstairs.
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  What's happening? Claire has been stuck in this
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  brain dance and and is in a coma.
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  What? How did that happen?
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  What? What do you mean?
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  Something I've I I feel bad. I wish I've been checking more
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  regularly. Something happened.
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  It's been days. First of all, she needs to.
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  She needs food. I'm going to try to like
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  administer some like liquid IV vitamins into her.
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  Yeah, I would do that. Via IV and at least get her some
• 21:38
  nutrients and then we have to figure out how to get her out of
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  this. So I set up a little IV bag and
• 21:44
  put some good nutrients in it. All the good stuff and.
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  Put it in her arm and administer that.
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  Oh, it's blue. That's cool.
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  Yeah, I actually have different colors, but.
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  Oh, nice. OK, so now that she's at least
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  it seems a little more stable, do we want to maybe think about
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  going into the brain dance and seeing if we can pull her out
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  that way? Is it something that we got to
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  go in and, you know, take care of it if you will?
• 22:14
  I will say that I am. I'm kind of burnt out on brain
• 22:19
  dances at the moment. Me too.
• 22:22
  I don't want to go back in. I am worried that if it's
• 22:26
  something with the brain dance that and she's stuck and might
• 22:29
  get us also stuck, unsure. That's a good point, yeah.
• 22:34
  Should we call fresh B? Let me see if I can get it to
• 22:38
  work. See if I can just I'm just going
• 22:41
  to go ahead and jiggle the the cable.
• 22:44
  Have you tried to turn it off and back on again?
• 22:47
  You jiggle the cable and it detaches and she's still in a
• 22:54
  coma. The computer is no longer needed
• 22:56
  for this. The BD is running on her own BD
• 23:00
  hardware internally well. Fuck, I mean, I can, I can try
• 23:08
  to take a peek inside that cyber Ware.
• 23:11
  Let's see what I can see in the cyber Ware. 26 the BD has.
• 23:16
  Bled into her memory centres. Oh my God.
• 23:20
  And she's replaying her whole life.
• 23:23
  Holy shit, how did this happen? Is that BD place just like?
• 23:28
  Cursed. I don't think the person who put
• 23:31
  us in the BD is actually Emma. I'm going to put that out.
• 23:34
  There. So that means that Claire's BD
• 23:36
  is also not on the up and up. Yeah.
• 23:42
  The thing I don't fully understand though is that.
• 23:45
  Thing the replicant, right? It had us all there.
• 23:50
  We were asleep and vulnerable and it didn't take us.
• 23:55
  Maybe it didn't need to. Well, it wanted us to stay in
• 24:01
  the the BD. In fact when Vivi and I opened
• 24:06
  the door, they seemed surprised that we were we were out early
• 24:13
  also. Does anyone else?
• 24:15
  Remember, there's something in my brain that I'm just when I
• 24:19
  gave them that logic puzzle, but I brought up the point that they
• 24:23
  share information with each other.
• 24:26
  Like all connected, I'm not following.
• 24:29
  I'm also not following. Pseudo hive mind with
• 24:35
  individuality. So what one knows, the others
• 24:39
  know. Some of what they know their
• 24:41
  data transfer speed is awful since they run that data on
• 24:46
  Knight Cities basic gong network.
• 24:49
  I am connected to the satellite, as you know, gives me almost
• 24:53
  unlimited bandwidth here. You seem to have thwarted their
• 24:57
  plans to get stronger. Giving us an opportunity to take
• 25:01
  that down. Well, that's good at least.
• 25:03
  It's funny, they could get a satellite up sooner if it
• 25:06
  weren't for all the bureaucracy. Ha, ha, ha.
• 25:11
  Ha, you're funny, Tom. Now I didn't get it.
• 25:15
  Thank you, Iota. That's OK, Jeff.
• 25:17
  Some jokes aren't for everyone. Can you do one for me though?
• 25:22
  Because I kind of feel left out. How many rocks does it take to
• 25:26
  screw in a light bulb? I don't know how many.
• 25:30
  No, they're all too stoned. I I get that one because because
• 25:40
  they're stones. Because they're rocks and
• 25:41
  they're stones. But, but, but people who are too
• 25:44
  stoned also can't put in a light bulb.
• 25:48
  Am I right? You you explained it very well.
• 25:53
  Yes, thanks for explaining the joke.
• 25:55
  Yeah, well, I just had to make sure that I got it.
• 26:00
  Give Jeb, Pat. OK, OK, so we need to figure
• 26:07
  this out. Well, I think there's really
• 26:12
  only one person we can call for this.
• 26:15
  Oh no. Who?
• 26:18
  Who? Who?
• 26:22
  Like sweaty. I I was going to say sawtooth
• 26:27
  Oh. Saturn.
• 26:30
  Wait, how oh. You were going to say sorties?
• 26:33
  Oh, I thought you were going to ask the the Clone Guy Clone guy?
• 26:37
  What's his name? The Father.
• 26:40
  Oh, Steve. He was a clone, Steve.
• 26:42
  Oh. There's one other person we
• 26:45
  could ask Father Steve. I don't want to talk to Father
• 26:49
  Steve. Father's How could Father Steve
• 26:53
  help? Oh, he's a cloning expert.
• 26:56
  I mean. Oh, but sorties worked with him,
• 26:58
  so we don't have to. Exactly.
• 27:01
  Oh, thank God, I hate that guy. OK.
• 27:07
  You tried to bring back a character for season one.
• 27:09
  Get fucked. Hello.
• 27:14
  Hi Sawtooth here. How's everyone doing?
• 27:16
  Someone's in a coma. Oh no.
• 27:18
  Is it Jeb? No.
• 27:21
  Oh, good. Not this time.
• 27:22
  Excellent. You got him out of that tube.
• 27:25
  Yes, good. No, we we have.
• 27:28
  Nice. I believe an innocent person in
• 27:30
  a coma. Oh no, that's the worst person
• 27:33
  to be in a coma. Yeah, honestly, I don't know him
• 27:35
  that well, so I'm just going to shine on the side that they are
• 27:38
  an innocent person and we could probably use your help very
• 27:41
  much. OK, Bebe, what's the prognosis?
• 27:45
  Well, she she's pretty deep in the coma, she Bebe saying.
• 27:52
  Kind of a. A little nervously, she's been
• 27:56
  stuck for three days. She was malnourished and
• 28:00
  malnutrition, but she's good on that now.
• 28:03
  Oh, good. Excellent.
• 28:04
  But now she's in a brain dance coma.
• 28:07
  Oh, you're meant to consult your position if that happens for
• 28:11
  more than four hours. What about 3 days?
• 28:14
  That's a bad one, right? Well, I tell you what.
• 28:19
  I will. I'll finish what I'm doing right
• 28:22
  here. I'll finish my beverage and I'll
• 28:24
  come right over. I'm.
• 28:26
  Getting some bubble tea. It's pretty great.
• 28:29
  Oh, are you at the bubble tea place?
• 28:32
  Oh, the Bubble Cafe. Yes, I am.
• 28:35
  I love it here. I like the I like the caffeine
• 28:38
  one. Because they really put it in
• 28:39
  there. I'm glad I could recommend it to
• 28:42
  you, Sawtooth. It is, it is great.
• 28:44
  Thank you for the recommendation.
• 28:46
  Also the staff here are great and you know they they seem to
• 28:49
  really know what they're doing. Independent businesses should be
• 28:52
  supported. Yes, yes, I was surprised.
• 28:55
  They're not all driven out by all the mega corporations in
• 28:58
  their city. Oh shit.
• 29:04
  Oh shit. There's there are I'm just I'm
• 29:09
  I'm getting under a table. Just give me a second man.
• 29:12
  This is good. The the place is being attacked,
• 29:16
  you don't stay the. Bubble Cafe.
• 29:18
  There's a guy here. He just turned up in a white
• 29:21
  van. He looked really pissed.
• 29:23
  Oh, oh, OK We need to get to the Bubble Cafe.
• 29:26
  We also need to help Claire. Claire, this is this is one of
• 29:30
  those times where you have two decisions in front of you and
• 29:33
  you know when you play like those like.
• 29:35
  Those brain dance games that are like, you get like the two
• 29:39
  options and you have to choose one of them and and it's like
• 29:42
  usually it's one, there's no good option to choose.
• 29:47
  Yes, the trolley problem, I will say.
• 29:50
  If she's already deep in a coma, I guess.
• 29:53
  She'll be fine. I guess you're right and I am
• 29:56
  giving her food and and nutrients.
• 29:59
  Oh shit. I would appreciate.
• 30:01
  Since if you do remember, I don't really like fighting.
• 30:04
  If you could just ha ha. Come, please.
• 30:08
  I know you called me for me to say to you it would be great if
• 30:11
  you could come. We'll save you first, OK?
• 30:13
  All right. Let's do that.
• 30:14
  Let's go save Sawtooth. Everybody, all.
• 30:16
  Right, let's We're on our way. Satooth 01 More thing if you
• 30:20
  wouldn't mind Sawtooth. What's that?
• 30:22
  Can you order me a bubble tea with synth coke, please?
• 30:24
  Thank you. The.
• 30:25
  The. Nuts and Coke.
• 30:29
  As your position, I'm not going to get synth coke.
• 30:31
  Also, as a person who's being shot at, I'm going to say that
• 30:34
  maybe service is suspended temporarily.
• 30:40
  Yeah, yeah. Probably.
• 30:43
  Let's let's go. Please, Let's go.
• 30:45
  I'm going to have a look at what's oh, no, no, he they are
• 30:47
  shooting. There are a few guys here.
• 30:50
  One of them's really big, OK? Just try to hold off and don't
• 30:55
  let any of the workers get shot or the place get destroyed,
• 30:59
  please. We'll be there soon.
• 31:00
  And make sure to fake laugh at every one of their jokes.
• 31:03
  It'll probably save you in the end and and remember any of the
• 31:06
  good jokes because I'd love to hear them and maybe get them
• 31:09
  explained to me if I don't get them.
• 31:11
  OK. Well, I'll try and process all
• 31:12
  of that wallet. Sore tooth.
• 31:15
  If they destroy the Bubble Cafe, I will destroy everybody.
• 31:19
  My feel and error will begin. Feisty VV.
• 31:26
  Just know that you were this passionate about independent
• 31:28
  businesses. Yes, it's a it's a good thing in
• 31:31
  Night City. There's not many left.
• 31:33
  It's all corporations. And Soville coffees.
• 31:37
  All right. And not.
• 31:39
  That sounds like the guy we're looking.
• 31:40
  For it does sound like the guy we're looking for one liner.
• 31:44
  Where's he? Right.
• 31:45
  Yeah. Well, what we're waiting for is
• 31:47
  getting Vanna White and let's go.
• 31:49
  All right, there. How's it going now?
• 31:51
  Damn it, she's still asleep. I was going to sleep there.
• 31:56
  Well, why don't you just borrow Jeb's booth for right now is.
• 31:59
  She OK? No.
• 32:02
  Do you want me to watch? Yes, please.
• 32:04
  Yes. Thank you stranger.
• 32:07
  Appreciate. It I I I know how to watch a
• 32:10
  human that sounds weird. It's very weird that you said
• 32:14
  that. Yes, it is.
• 32:16
  Sorry about that. I'm going to pull up a chair.
• 32:17
  And say it like that. A little story, kind of podcast
• 32:21
  or something. I'll keep an eye, give you a
• 32:23
  call. Something happens.
• 32:25
  What about kittens? All right.
• 32:26
  See you guys later. Yeah.
• 32:30
  Do we? Do we have a plan for when we
• 32:31
  get there? Shoot all hostiles.
• 32:35
  All right. Holy.
• 32:38
  Shit. Phoebe.
• 32:40
  I'm not messing around. And we're going to bring the
• 32:43
  pop. And we're going to bring the
• 32:45
  pop. Yeah.
• 32:49
  Let's go. Because bubbles pop.
• 32:50
  I'm going to explain it like Jeb did, because that's why that's
• 32:53
  funny. All right, all right, we're
• 32:55
  going. You don't need to.
• 32:56
  You don't need to pull my jacket, all right?
• 32:58
  Get in the van. I'm Jeb.
• 33:00
  Get it? I'm getting in.
• 33:02
  Yeah, you're driving because that's that's the thing that you
• 33:04
  do. It sure is.
• 33:07
  All right, baby, you can have shotgun.
• 33:08
  That's cool. Yes, and give me the shotgun.
• 33:14
  Phoebe takes your. Shotgun Retro.
• 33:21
  Your old shotgun is hanging in the the van just above the van's
• 33:27
  door elevator. And if you want to grab your old
• 33:30
  shotgun, but Phoebe has taken yours.
• 33:33
  All right. I guess we're back at it again.
• 33:41
  Well God, you know, this this whole villain arc you got going
• 33:44
  on here, it's pretty bad ass. Fuck.
• 33:49
  I want you all to know. I would do the same for any of
• 33:51
  you but this. Is bubble it just happens to be
• 33:55
  the Bubble Cafe. The thing to kind of Bubble
• 33:57
  Cafe, Kick It Out of Office Bubble Cafe.
• 34:01
  You know that's it's so it's that's really nice because you
• 34:04
  know I was. Always worried that you just
• 34:05
  thought of us as. Co workers but.
• 34:10
  No, we we are at the same level as a beloved tea shop.
• 34:15
  Yes. And Jeb starts it up, hits the
• 34:18
  button on the dash, and it starts to ascend to the street.
• 34:20
  Let me drive that roller garbage.
• 34:22
  Drive that vehicle 27. Make a left here, left right,
• 34:29
  right, right, straight through the light.
• 34:32
  Go. I'm still trying.
• 34:34
  To get my super hold on hold. On Baby, baby, please make it
• 34:39
  right here. Sorry, I just forgot.
• 34:47
  Just everybody hang on, we're almost there.
• 34:50
  Baby, whatever you do, do not hit the selector switch.
• 34:52
  I swear to God. Do not use the smart missiles.
• 34:56
  Wait left or right, left or right?
• 34:57
  Hurry. Shit.
• 34:59
  Left, left, left. Sorry, I almost forgot.
• 35:00
  Left this is one way it's. Fine, it's fine.
• 35:05
  Just charge them. Just dodge them.
• 35:08
  It's all right here. Always works.
• 35:11
  You turn a corner and. You can see the Bubble Cafe in
• 35:14
  the distance. There it is.
• 35:15
  There it is. And outside the front is a white
• 35:17
  van. Ram the van.
• 35:19
  Ram the van. All right, but listen.
• 35:22
  Oh my God, that great of insurance.
• 35:24
  So hold on. Plus, yes, this has been
• 35:27
  established. This is a like a 1960s
• 35:29
  Volkswagen bus and step. On the gas, Jeb Floret, aye,
• 35:36
  aye. I'm not letting anybody take
• 35:39
  this bubble cafe next time on No Latency.
• 35:56
  I got a perfect idea. Yes, tail quip do it.
• 35:59
  What are you doing? This is taking too long if you
• 36:02
  don't. Move out of a moving vehicle.
• 36:04
  Let's go. Do we just go inside?
• 36:06
  Is this a breach and clear situation?
• 36:07
  Breach and clear. All right, let's do this.
• 36:09
  That is unfair. Whoever has a gun, shoot them.
• 36:13
  Unsportsmanlike. How many of you other Hench men
• 36:17
  want to skedaddle anyone else? Any anyone else who's innocent
• 36:20
  have a gun, yeah. All right, I've had enough.
• 36:23
  I've ruined a few rugs. I don't remember ruining it with
• 36:25
  this guy. No more lines from you, it's.
• 36:28
  Like a perfect V you completely missed wherever I was at.
• 36:32
  That's right, Bendel. Fuck that guy.
• 36:34
  What else is there to say? I gotcha.
• 36:36
  Are we just killing them or? I mean, this very much is a buy
• 36:40
  or die situation. All of us versus you, Walker.
• 36:43
  You really want to play this game.
• 36:44
  Wrong place, wrong time, wrong customer to fuck with.
• 37:17
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• 37:52
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• 37:58
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