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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
- 0:15Speaker 1: million bucks things and the shoves. Me good at listening
- 0:24Speaker 1: to mother. Please, I don't join Jo. You gotta turn
- 1:10Speaker 1: you're going, you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
- 1:43Speaker 1: you haven't got to turn them out. Then turn the
- 1:46Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your tha, I
- 2:02Speaker 1: shall will. Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice,
- 2:06Speaker 1: Come on DIGM now. One and only Steve Harvey got
- 2:10Speaker 1: a radio show. Why because God, God is in the
- 2:15Speaker 1: blessing business. If you go get in line, he has
- 2:19Speaker 1: something for you. God is amazing. The plan he actually
- 2:25Speaker 1: has for you is so far greater than you can
- 2:29Speaker 1: possibly imagine. It's really mind blowing. And as I look
- 2:34Speaker 1: back on where He's brought me from and what he's
- 2:39Speaker 1: currently doing for me, all I can do is tell
- 2:42Speaker 1: you is God. That's all I can tell you, Because
- 2:44Speaker 1: I tell you right now, I didn't foresee it. You know.
- 2:48Speaker 1: It oftentimes amazes me when I listen to celebrities when
- 2:51Speaker 1: they interview, how they say, you know, I always always
- 2:54Speaker 1: thought that this would happen for me, and I just
- 2:57Speaker 1: you know it could be true, but for me, it's
- 3:01Speaker 1: not that way at all. I didn't imagine it this way.
- 3:08Speaker 1: I had a dream of becoming famous one day, but
- 3:12Speaker 1: I had no idea it would it would ever get
- 3:17Speaker 1: to this. It was a very very simple desire for fame.
- 3:22Speaker 1: That is no way I could have seen all this.
- 3:24Speaker 1: There is no way I am telling you this is.
- 3:29Speaker 1: This has been nothing for me but the grace of God,
- 3:33Speaker 1: and all the times I failed, every time I had fallen,
- 3:38Speaker 1: he picked me up, He dusted me off, and he
- 3:42Speaker 1: kept me moving. It has been an amazing thing to
- 3:47Speaker 1: watch God do what he do. As I look back
- 3:50Speaker 1: on my history and you sometimes look back on your history,
- 3:53Speaker 1: you've got to see, man, wow, what God has done
- 3:57Speaker 1: for you and what He's brought you through to enable
- 3:59Speaker 1: you to be where you are. It is amazing because really,
- 4:04Speaker 1: I mean really real talk. Now, had he allowed all
- 4:07Speaker 1: of the decisions I had made to play all the
- 4:11Speaker 1: way out, I can assure you I wouldn't be here today.
- 4:14Speaker 1: But God, through this grace and mercy, who had a
- 4:17Speaker 1: plan for me, who was just waiting on me to
- 4:20Speaker 1: come get in line, and then he was gonna start empty,
- 4:24Speaker 1: and now he was gonna start shipping out all the
- 4:27Speaker 1: boxes in heaven with my name on it. And man,
- 4:30Speaker 1: and what a great god he is, what a great
- 4:33Speaker 1: god he is. And you have boxes of blessings with
- 4:38Speaker 1: your name on it that he is waiting to ship.
- 4:41Speaker 1: But he needs you to go down there and get
- 4:43Speaker 1: in line. That's what it is. It is not that
- 4:47Speaker 1: he has more boxes for other people than he do you.
- 4:50Speaker 1: He got boxes with your name on it who have
- 4:53Speaker 1: never been shipped. Because you will not get in line
- 4:56Speaker 1: to go get him. You will not ask God for him,
- 5:00Speaker 1: you will not do the things necessary to attain them.
- 5:03Speaker 1: We stop our own blessings. Man, I have been the
- 5:06Speaker 1: biggest stopper of my blessings than anybody else. I can't
- 5:09Speaker 1: really get mad at nobody. I got nobody to blame
- 5:12Speaker 1: for my existence but me. But then at the same time,
- 5:17Speaker 1: I can't take credit for this. I really really can't.
- 5:20Speaker 1: I kid you not. I cannot take credit for it.
- 5:23Speaker 1: And if you ever see me taking credit for it,
- 5:26Speaker 1: tap me on the shoulder, say Steve, pull up. Remember
- 5:30Speaker 1: you said this ain't about you. If you catch me
- 5:32Speaker 1: taking too much credit, you have my permission to stop
- 5:36Speaker 1: me now here. It is the deal, though, and This
- 5:41Speaker 1: is what I want to get through to you today.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Moving forward while under attack, new level, new devil. You know,
- 5:53Speaker 1: every time you go somewhere, every time you try to progress,
- 5:56Speaker 1: every time you make a decision to be better, to
- 5:58Speaker 1: do better, that's going to be a confrontation you're going
- 6:01Speaker 1: to have because it is the enemy's job to not
- 6:05Speaker 1: see you go forward, do better. Won't more behave yourself?
- 6:10Speaker 1: There is a force that is operative out there that
- 6:13Speaker 1: has people working on his behalf twenty four seven. You
- 6:18Speaker 1: got a computer, go go read a blog. Just go
- 6:20Speaker 1: read a blog. They're busy man, not knowing, but just
- 6:25Speaker 1: saying evil stuff constantly. That's a job. Well, here's what happens.
- 6:33Speaker 1: I you. We have to always keep moving forward while
- 6:40Speaker 1: we're under attack, because the attack is going to always come.
- 6:47Speaker 1: If you allow the attackers to stop you, you will
- 6:51Speaker 1: lose that particular battle. And you cannot afford this. You know.
- 6:55Speaker 1: My father used to say, be careful when you're trying
- 6:59Speaker 1: to kick somebody off the ladder, because you got to
- 7:02Speaker 1: take your foot off too, and you might slip. And
- 7:06Speaker 1: so when people are taking their feet off the ladder,
- 7:09Speaker 1: most mot the majority the may't even up own a ladder.
- 7:12Speaker 1: They just at the bottom throwing stuff up at you.
- 7:15Speaker 1: They are just shaking your ladder. They ain't even they
- 7:18Speaker 1: ain't even on your level. Really tell you the truth,
- 7:20Speaker 1: they really not. You have moved on far beyond them, spiritually, physically, everything,
- 7:26Speaker 1: but they are still shaking your ladder and attacking. You.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Keep moving forward while under attack, because the attacks are
- 7:34Speaker 1: going to come. If you take the time to stop
- 7:36Speaker 1: and address it, you are impeding your own progress. This
- 7:41Speaker 1: is very important to understand. Go on about your business
- 7:46Speaker 1: and remember Steve Harvey, and remember those of you out there.
- 7:50Speaker 1: There is a Bible verse that helps me out every time.
- 7:53Speaker 1: And I don't know why. I got it on six
- 7:55Speaker 1: different plaques sitting all around my offices. Everywhere I go,
- 7:58Speaker 1: I can read it Isaiah fifty four seventeen, No weapon
- 8:02Speaker 1: formed against me. Sheall prosper that because this is that
- 8:06Speaker 1: he will put me under his wings or protection. And
- 8:09Speaker 1: this is my inheritance as a servant of the Lord period.
- 8:16Speaker 1: I'm his boy, he my man, so so dig so
- 8:20Speaker 1: so when you coming for me, I have to just
- 8:23Speaker 1: rest on that Lord right there, that he got it
- 8:27Speaker 1: that no weapon formed against me, she'll prosper. I'm just
- 8:30Speaker 1: like you. Sometimes you know we know better, but sometimes
- 8:33Speaker 1: we don't do better. Man, let them say what they're
- 8:36Speaker 1: gonna say. When they get through saying it, when they
- 8:38Speaker 1: get through writing it, when they get through talking about you,
- 8:41Speaker 1: when they get through lyne about you. Guess what they're
- 8:43Speaker 1: gonna have to do. They're gonna have to step back
- 8:46Speaker 1: and watch your rise. They're gonna have to kick back
- 8:49Speaker 1: and watch what God got for you, because nothing God
- 8:52Speaker 1: got for you. Can't nobody stop it. I don't care
- 8:54Speaker 1: what they do. Keep moving forward while under attack. You know,
- 9:01Speaker 1: somebody tell you something. Minister Lewis Faircon taught me something
- 9:05Speaker 1: very important one day. He says, Steve, remember this. He said.
- 9:10Speaker 1: It is a common thing for a dog to bark
- 9:15Speaker 1: up at the moon. But if the moon balks back
- 9:18Speaker 1: at the dog, the dog becomes famous. You feel me,
- 9:23Speaker 1: The moon was talking to you. What did you? How
- 9:27Speaker 1: did the moon stop and talk to you? Don't give
- 9:29Speaker 1: them that. Let the dog bark up at the moon.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Don't you be up there? You go where God got
- 9:34Speaker 1: you going. Don't bark back at this dog because the
- 9:37Speaker 1: dog come famous because they ain't gonna be able to
- 9:39Speaker 1: get to you. But the dog is famous. Now they
- 9:40Speaker 1: want to interview the dog not a dog. Guess what
- 9:43Speaker 1: he gonna do? More barking? Guess what about you? Man?
- 9:46Speaker 1: Gone about your business? Y'all? God is in the blessing
- 9:49Speaker 1: business all day long. Man, Go, get in line, get
- 9:53Speaker 1: you some get them packages and boxes ship to you.
- 9:56Speaker 1: They got your name on it. Morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I have news for you. Start your day with gratitude,
- 10:09Speaker 1: which will affect your attitude, which is in direct correlation
- 10:14Speaker 1: with your altitude. I don't know how else to say it,
- 10:18Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna keep telling you, but I am
- 10:20Speaker 1: gonna strongly suggest it to you. Try. Gratitude, everybody, is
- 10:24Speaker 1: one of the most overlooked principles of success there is.
- 10:28Speaker 1: But the more you are thankful for, the more He
- 10:30Speaker 1: will give you to be thankful for. Let the church say, man, Man, Man, Hey,
- 10:36Speaker 1: man Man. The stars of this show are Shirley Strawberry,
- 10:40Speaker 1: calif Real, the mouth or about straight out of the cil,
- 10:43Speaker 1: Monica Junior, and the nephew that is the legend of
- 10:49Speaker 1: Thomas Man. Your story defense after that, Junior? Or what
- 10:54Speaker 1: is it today? So let me ask you so much.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Let me just go and ask you something easy for
- 10:59Speaker 1: you to think. Okay, and I thought about this. I
- 11:02Speaker 1: just want to know if you could do it, because
- 11:04Speaker 1: you know, were you on record as enty level Christian
- 11:06Speaker 1: Ryorec Boat, could you see yourself as one of the
- 11:11Speaker 1: Twitter disciples? Would you be a good disciple? Could you do? Oh? Yeah,
- 11:15Speaker 1: I've been a great disciple because I'm a lawyer. Yeah,
- 11:18Speaker 1: and I'm a man's man. Y'all have been a great disciple.
- 11:22Speaker 1: I would not have been judas. They couldn't have faked
- 11:24Speaker 1: me out of went down. See, I rolled, I ride
- 11:28Speaker 1: and die with black people. I know how to roll
- 11:30Speaker 1: the die with Jesus. Amen to that. I'm loyal with
- 11:37Speaker 1: your money. Yeah, it ain't no where in the world. Man,
- 11:41Speaker 1: I roll with us. All the wheels look like they
- 11:44Speaker 1: have come off, and I'm still with us. You better
- 11:48Speaker 1: tell the truth and dog, and let me tell you something. Dog,
- 11:50Speaker 1: I hang with black people that don't hang with me. Yeah,
- 11:54Speaker 1: come on, I know good and well. I'd have been
- 11:57Speaker 1: a great disciple. Jesus run around healing and helping people,
- 12:02Speaker 1: teaching stuff. I'd roll with him, man, yeah, probably probably.
- 12:07Speaker 1: Man Like I'm gonna be honest with you, I hope,
- 12:09Speaker 1: just don't sound wrong. But if i'd have been one
- 12:11Speaker 1: of the disciples, man, you know, other than I know,
- 12:15Speaker 1: you could not have changed the story. I know that
- 12:17Speaker 1: for a fact, Twitter because the destiny was set up,
- 12:20Speaker 1: it was designed that way. He came to save us
- 12:24Speaker 1: from our sins. So I knew I couldn't have changed.
- 12:26Speaker 1: But I would have hurt Judice though, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 12:34Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say i'd hurt judas I'd put something
- 12:36Speaker 1: on Judice. Hey man, let me hoult it for a
- 12:39Speaker 1: little comman at the last, at the last summer. Last
- 12:43Speaker 1: it would have been his last summer him to the
- 12:47Speaker 1: side of hey man, let me ask you some my herd.
- 12:50Speaker 1: Was you all to talk to Roman Ti them thirty
- 12:56Speaker 1: pieces of silver? So biggy Wig said he saw you
- 13:01Speaker 1: over that talking. Who said that, boy, Biggie Wig? Yeah,
- 13:08Speaker 1: because i'd had him back there too. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
- 13:14Speaker 1: I would have been a great dicitement throw when it
- 13:18Speaker 1: came out a little different. You know, I couldn't have
- 13:20Speaker 1: change destiny, but God had said in motion, Yeah, I
- 13:26Speaker 1: pulled up on you to s all right, matter fact,
- 13:29Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out and saying I'd probably stab coming
- 13:34Speaker 1: up a real man, you're gonna I'll do commit you.
- 13:38Speaker 1: We're moving on. Got something for you. Run that prank
- 13:41Speaker 1: back with the nephew right after this. You're listening to show,
- 13:46Speaker 1: all right, it's time now for the nephew to run
- 13:48Speaker 1: that prank back. What you got for us, NAF just
- 13:51Speaker 1: a nice little dose is stupid people brushing their teeth
- 13:54Speaker 1: and washing their face right now looking for something stupid?
- 13:58Speaker 1: All right? The name of this is Mona. Huh. You
- 14:04Speaker 1: need to fix this. Cannot be good okay moment and
- 14:12Speaker 1: you know they're not making no momonas. You know that
- 14:14Speaker 1: ain't nor Momona. That's probably the last Mona, Mona. You
- 14:18Speaker 1: need to fix your appearance. Cat dog, if you would, Hello, Hello,
- 14:25Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Mona. Please is hers allright?
- 14:29Speaker 1: How are you doing? My name is James over with
- 14:32Speaker 1: the corporation. I'm with your corporate wardrobe. You've been with
- 14:36Speaker 1: the company for about eight years now, correct, Mona? Yes, sir? Okay,
- 14:41Speaker 1: all right. Like I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Wanted to kind of give you a call. There's been
- 14:47Speaker 1: some conversation about it, but wanted to give you a
- 14:49Speaker 1: call about your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, now
- 14:55Speaker 1: your your your appearance seems to be pretty much in
- 14:58Speaker 1: tacts for your clothing. It's concerned, so it's nothing, it
- 15:01Speaker 1: has nothing to do with that. Okay. Now, first of all,
- 15:05Speaker 1: what uh my peers have to do with your corporation? Well,
- 15:10Speaker 1: what's going on? Like I said, you you've been with
- 15:13Speaker 1: corpor about what eight years? And now I am I right, yester,
- 15:16Speaker 1: I have okay, and uh me telling me something about
- 15:21Speaker 1: my kids? Right, I didn't need what I What I
- 15:24Speaker 1: want to talk to you about is that what what
- 15:26Speaker 1: what some of the workers in the office are having
- 15:29Speaker 1: a problem with. And what we want to do is
- 15:32Speaker 1: get you an actual doctor's appointment because we want to
- 15:35Speaker 1: see about helping you get a breast reduction. Oh what
- 15:43Speaker 1: a breast reduction? Okay? Now you you you? You? I
- 15:46Speaker 1: mean from from my understanding that your your breasts are
- 15:49Speaker 1: too large? Hold? Who is this fast? Who was this again?
- 15:53Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is James, Like I said,
- 15:55Speaker 1: I'm with Corporate Wardrobe and I'm calling you actually pretty
- 15:59Speaker 1: much from Human Resource is a corporation okay, And if
- 16:02Speaker 1: you ain't calling him by something else, turning it what
- 16:05Speaker 1: we do here? Telling you calling me telling me somethingboy,
- 16:08Speaker 1: giving me a retroduction. What you need to do is
- 16:11Speaker 1: try to dig up SMOs because what I'm doing up
- 16:13Speaker 1: in here, I'm gonna well, they was on here and
- 16:16Speaker 1: I'm gonna win. As they came out, I wear I'm problem, Mona.
- 16:19Speaker 1: All we want to do is we want to get
- 16:21Speaker 1: you a doctor's appointment so we can help you get
- 16:24Speaker 1: your get your breast reduce so you know you you
- 16:26Speaker 1: feel a lot more comfortable and the people in the
- 16:28Speaker 1: office will be a lot more comfortable. Okay, I'm not
- 16:31Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do it. Man. You ain't gonna come
- 16:33Speaker 1: in and tell me some what I'm gonna do to me.
- 16:36Speaker 1: But the time about I'm even just biding this far
- 16:38Speaker 1: almost eight years and they ain't never had no problem
- 16:41Speaker 1: with nobody telling me some of my friends. So what
- 16:44Speaker 1: you need to do is find out who's going around
- 16:47Speaker 1: here and making these rumors. And first of all, I'm
- 16:49Speaker 1: gonna dig up because maybe one he's up in here
- 16:51Speaker 1: talking about me and you know, jealous because I'm gonna
- 16:53Speaker 1: top a myout and they jealous of me. Is I'm
- 16:55Speaker 1: gonna you know, I'm gonna mask and they ain't got
- 16:57Speaker 1: top of my brand. Look, man, my job is get
- 17:00Speaker 1: your breast reduced. I gotta get I gotta bring them
- 17:02Speaker 1: down my big too. Can't you reduce that? This big?
- 17:07Speaker 1: Can't you reduce that? Man? Listen, I gotta get your
- 17:10Speaker 1: breast down to it. I gotta get it down. I
- 17:13Speaker 1: gotta bring them down. You ain't ain't what you're gonna
- 17:15Speaker 1: get downe is that's what you're gonna get done. And
- 17:18Speaker 1: I'm listening to stop worrying by my breast. So you
- 17:21Speaker 1: and whoever whoever calling you are telling you somebody what
- 17:25Speaker 1: I'm doing that this this tell them I said the
- 17:27Speaker 1: kids to what I did you do, I'm gonna do me.
- 17:30Speaker 1: So they don't like that, then hey, holland them because
- 17:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna find whoever doing it because they generous. I'm
- 17:35Speaker 1: a bad They don't understand it. And the man's come
- 17:38Speaker 1: in and what whoo whoo will they tell the little
- 17:40Speaker 1: They come to my desk and ask flute. They ask
- 17:43Speaker 1: for me mona mona. I understand that, But what I'm
- 17:45Speaker 1: saying is your breast start distraction in the office, and
- 17:48Speaker 1: I gotta get your breast brought down first. Whoever you are,
- 17:51Speaker 1: you might need you come see you and sit you
- 17:53Speaker 1: to the front of my desk and see how it's looking.
- 17:56Speaker 1: You might want to come back and bring ology mona.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I don't want to come sit
- 18:03Speaker 1: your desk and see your your your I gotta get
- 18:06Speaker 1: you to a doctor and get your breast reduced. Not
- 18:09Speaker 1: when do you wanted a point? I ain't gonna see
- 18:10Speaker 1: you know I'm going to a dirty an. You're going
- 18:14Speaker 1: to a doctor that you bring it, so, I ain't
- 18:16Speaker 1: going no doctor. What you're talking the doctor whoever get
- 18:20Speaker 1: me to go see I ain't trying to hear you.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Hell do what I'm gonna do is they said you
- 18:27Speaker 1: would act like this moment. They said you would react
- 18:30Speaker 1: just this way. This is what the people in the
- 18:31Speaker 1: office are talking about. I don't give a damn what
- 18:33Speaker 1: they I've been this coverage almost at yells. Ain't no hand,
- 18:37Speaker 1: nobody accounting me telling me some my friend, what you
- 18:40Speaker 1: need to do. First of all, you need to come
- 18:42Speaker 1: in and see me because you might like what you see.
- 18:44Speaker 1: Because I'm a big, bad, bold, free woman. You better hear. Yeah,
- 18:49Speaker 1: what's a your name? And now what's up? What's your name?
- 18:52Speaker 1: Why do you need my name? I need your name
- 18:54Speaker 1: because I ain't never had to a cow my damn job.
- 18:56Speaker 1: But tell me some my bes. I need to know
- 18:58Speaker 1: your names. I'm gonna get it some out and this
- 19:01Speaker 1: because I don't play this ship I need. I don't
- 19:03Speaker 1: play that. So whoever you is and your carpet or
- 19:06Speaker 1: whoever called me by my bread, I don't play that.
- 19:08Speaker 1: I need your name. I really do. Come you down.
- 19:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out who this is. Who you want
- 19:15Speaker 1: to know my name? I want to know your damn name. Hell, y'all,
- 19:18Speaker 1: I want to know your name. What is it? Are
- 19:20Speaker 1: you listening? What is this is? Nephew Tommy from the
- 19:24Speaker 1: Steve Harbit Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend?
- 19:30Speaker 1: You where Bread's bigger the man? Limps me? Y'all? Need
- 19:41Speaker 1: to quick what? You don't make me go? Whoa? I
- 19:51Speaker 1: can't believe it seeing her Bread's bigger in man and
- 19:54Speaker 1: this she got a limps. I listened to this show
- 20:00Speaker 1: every morning, and I just can't believe I got got
- 20:05Speaker 1: she did. She got me, got me. But I'm gonna care.
- 20:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna care to walk in. It's okay. I'm gonna
- 20:12Speaker 1: give him all right, Brady, I got one more thing
- 20:14Speaker 1: for you, baby, what is what is the baddest I'm
- 20:17Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Maybe
- 20:20Speaker 1: you already know that one and only Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 20:25Speaker 1: ain't tim and guess what play on this hi phone?
- 20:29Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I'm a side
- 20:30Speaker 1: sixteen with a low cut. Did yes? You did? All right?
- 20:43Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Coming up next as the CELLO Chief
- 20:47Speaker 1: Love Officers Steve Harvey in the building for your love questions.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Show coming up
- 20:55Speaker 1: at the top of the hour and entertainment news. The
- 20:58Speaker 1: Brooklyn Bishop got robbed why he was preaching. We'll talk
- 21:02Speaker 1: about that. Plus j Lo has launched her brand new
- 21:05Speaker 1: booty bomb and Nick Cannon huh And Nick Cannon has
- 21:10Speaker 1: had yet another baby, this time a boy. But right
- 21:13Speaker 1: now we'll talk about it. But right now it is
- 21:16Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO which stands for Chief Love
- 21:21Speaker 1: Officer in case you don't know who that is. That
- 21:23Speaker 1: is the one and only Steve Harvey. Here we go.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Kenya in Saint Louis says, my husband and I are
- 21:29Speaker 1: both teachers, and he used to date one of the
- 21:31Speaker 1: teachers at our school. He said they only had one
- 21:34Speaker 1: date and they never had sex. But the other day
- 21:37Speaker 1: she made a comment about how many tattoos he has
- 21:40Speaker 1: on his body. He told me that everyone knows he's
- 21:43Speaker 1: tatted up. Should I trust him or not? Well? Ain't
- 21:49Speaker 1: they married? Yeah? Yeah, Kenya and her husband? Yeah, ma'am.
- 21:53Speaker 1: Why why are you going down that path? You married
- 21:58Speaker 1: to me? You know he date that, he didn't lie
- 22:00Speaker 1: about it, and now she talking about how many tests
- 22:03Speaker 1: he got. Everybody know he tattered up. That sound like
- 22:06Speaker 1: truth to me. Leave that alone. Why it's not important
- 22:11Speaker 1: to your relationship. They only dated once, that's what he said.
- 22:16Speaker 1: Now if it was more than once, why you need
- 22:18Speaker 1: to know that you didn't marriage the man? Now, what
- 22:20Speaker 1: you're gonna do? Leaving? You're not gonna stop do see,
- 22:25Speaker 1: but see some of the stuff, ladies, some of the
- 22:28Speaker 1: stuff y'all need to leave alone. The past belongs to history.
- 22:32Speaker 1: He don't know everything about you. You you told him everything,
- 22:38Speaker 1: have ye? Okay, just leave it alone. Please don't ask
- 22:44Speaker 1: me about my past. Please please, I'm telling you right now, shocking,
- 22:54Speaker 1: just the stuff you've told us over the years. Shock.
- 22:58Speaker 1: That's what I could take there's some stuff going to
- 23:01Speaker 1: my grade, know that? Yeah, okay, all right? Moving on
- 23:06Speaker 1: to Sandy and Grayson. Sandy says, I'm a forty two
- 23:09Speaker 1: year a woman, and I got thrown out of a
- 23:10Speaker 1: club last weekend for getting into an altercation with a
- 23:14Speaker 1: woman over my son. My son is twenty and he's
- 23:17Speaker 1: a food runner at the club. He called and said
- 23:19Speaker 1: a woman that I don't associate with anymore was trying
- 23:22Speaker 1: to holler at him. Was I wrong for jumping on
- 23:25Speaker 1: that cougar? Yes? Hell yeah? Why are you at the club?
- 23:29Speaker 1: Your son at it? Don't even make no sense. Your
- 23:33Speaker 1: son at a club? Women go hit on him? You
- 23:37Speaker 1: down there fighting the old women that shouldn't be in
- 23:39Speaker 1: the club. I'm forty two, I'm at the club my
- 23:44Speaker 1: twenty year old son worked at and a woman I
- 23:47Speaker 1: hit on it so so she wouldn't beat her rough
- 23:53Speaker 1: And what are your park ass born telling it for?
- 23:57Speaker 1: Why you got your little mama's boy down there working
- 23:59Speaker 1: at the club. Anyway, he got a job, Yeah, he
- 24:03Speaker 1: got a job. That's a good part. Well then out
- 24:06Speaker 1: a holiday, actual friend, you'd never knew it right, So
- 24:12Speaker 1: she was wrong for for being at the club and
- 24:15Speaker 1: for jumping on the woman. All right, Sandy, all right,
- 24:20Speaker 1: I'm moving on to Cameron in New Orleans. Cameron says,
- 24:23Speaker 1: I got married right after high school and got divorced.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Five years later, we got remarried, and I'm pregnant with
- 24:31Speaker 1: our first child. I realized that I don't want to
- 24:34Speaker 1: be with him, so I have not told him that
- 24:38Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. I want to divorce him and then tell him,
- 24:42Speaker 1: is it okay if I put my happiness first? Or
- 24:45Speaker 1: should I tell him? Now? Whoa well, if it's the
- 24:48Speaker 1: man's child, yeah, I mean he deserves right. I didn
- 24:55Speaker 1: see this. This is ladies. This is the part that
- 24:58Speaker 1: throws us all. Y'all want us to do the honorable thing.
- 25:02Speaker 1: But then when y'all don't want to do the honorable
- 25:04Speaker 1: thing and you want somebody to coach sing. Now, if
- 25:08Speaker 1: this man it's just his child, and you know it is,
- 25:12Speaker 1: but you want a divorce, you you could do both.
- 25:14Speaker 1: But tell him it's your child, it's his child, and
- 25:18Speaker 1: then tell him you want a divorce. It's not gonna
- 25:20Speaker 1: change him. See a problem right now is you you
- 25:23Speaker 1: don't know what you want. You should have never remarried,
- 25:25Speaker 1: never remarried him. That's the first stage. I don't know
- 25:28Speaker 1: what made you think that was a good idea. Yeah,
- 25:31Speaker 1: you added now you pregnant, So yeah, you should tell
- 25:35Speaker 1: him your pregnant. And then if you want a divorce,
- 25:38Speaker 1: go through it. The divorce. It's not gonna change nothing.
- 25:42Speaker 1: Got some good news and some bad news. Which one
- 25:44Speaker 1: you want first? And see, now you just got pregnant,
- 25:50Speaker 1: and now you won't out. But you think if you
- 25:53Speaker 1: tell him that, that's gonna make him want to stay.
- 25:55Speaker 1: I promise you it ain't. Most moms tell little girls
- 26:00Speaker 1: that they're growing up. I'm trying to get pregnant keep
- 26:02Speaker 1: a man. That's the oldest Chicken book. So now she
- 26:06Speaker 1: didn't got pregnant, and she don't want to keep the man.
- 26:09Speaker 1: So she thinks if she tell the man she's pregnant,
- 26:12Speaker 1: he gonna want to stay. I promise you he won't
- 26:14Speaker 1: gonna tell him. Watch it better get it baby, my address,
- 26:18Speaker 1: get this chaw support payments going. Yeah, she doesn't want
- 26:22Speaker 1: to be with him, but okay, last one. Moving on
- 26:25Speaker 1: to Norma and Toledo Cello Norma Rights. I'm throwing a
- 26:29Speaker 1: party for my husband and half of the guests aren't coming.
- 26:32Speaker 1: His best friend said he did something unforgivable and I
- 26:37Speaker 1: should ask him about it. My husband said, it's none
- 26:40Speaker 1: of my business. What could he have done? That's you
- 26:45Speaker 1: don't need them type of people in your house. His friend,
- 26:50Speaker 1: that's Ben, told you he ain't coming because he did
- 26:52Speaker 1: something to him unforgivable. You ought to ask him about that.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Right there? That staying boy, is he trying to start
- 27:01Speaker 1: a five started? It? Not normal, y'all? Old old body
- 27:08Speaker 1: named the baby normal. So that's a dead give way. Now,
- 27:14Speaker 1: have the guests? They ain't coming, So why are you
- 27:16Speaker 1: throwing a party for somebody? Don't nobody life? You're trying
- 27:25Speaker 1: to throw a party and have the guests and told
- 27:27Speaker 1: you they ain't coming, And I got news for you.
- 27:31Speaker 1: I bet that guests. Let's ain't that long. Huh? So
- 27:35Speaker 1: what she she invited ten and only five are coming,
- 27:39Speaker 1: her main coming and the boy saying I ain't coming
- 27:43Speaker 1: because he did something to meal forgivable, asking what it was?
- 27:47Speaker 1: That's so awful? What did he do? Didn't he sleep
- 27:50Speaker 1: with another man? Is betrayed? His trouble. It's got something
- 27:59Speaker 1: to do with the want. That's the uncotts. Something to
- 28:02Speaker 1: do with it. Lady, You grade his wife. He either
- 28:08Speaker 1: what I doubt if this is it because this results
- 28:11Speaker 1: in this okay, because if he would have slept with
- 28:14Speaker 1: his boys wife, that's not that's the answer. So that
- 28:21Speaker 1: didn't happen. Oh, but he told his free his wife
- 28:26Speaker 1: that he was having in a friend. Oh oh the
- 28:30Speaker 1: other friend. Yes, okay, yes, dropping the h because she
- 28:39Speaker 1: did she did that. He said, it's none of your business.
- 28:43Speaker 1: All right. Once you ain't your man, you ain't your word,
- 28:46Speaker 1: no bo, you love brother, all right. Coming up at
- 28:51Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Thank you, Cello Entertainment News.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening show, I blinged out. Bishop
- 29:02Speaker 1: in Brooklyn was delivering his sermon on Sunday when three
- 29:06Speaker 1: armed masked men robbed him and his wife at gunpoint,
- 29:11Speaker 1: taking close to a million dollars worth of jewelry, so
- 29:13Speaker 1: they say. Bishop Lamore Whitehead is the pastor of Leaders
- 29:18Speaker 1: of Tomorrow International Ministries, and he was live streaming his
- 29:22Speaker 1: sermon around eleven am this past Sunday when he and
- 29:25Speaker 1: his wife were forced to the ground and robbed in
- 29:27Speaker 1: front of his congregation white House. Whitehead commented about the
- 29:31Speaker 1: frightening event on his ig page, recalling how he was
- 29:35Speaker 1: down on the ground with a gunpointed at him, while
- 29:37Speaker 1: the mass men took his watch, multiple necklaces, his wedding band,
- 29:41Speaker 1: his bishop's cross, and then took his wife's jewelry whitehead stead.
- 29:45Speaker 1: He followed the thieves out of the church and watched
- 29:47Speaker 1: them get into a white Mercedes. He added, we're pushing,
- 29:52Speaker 1: We're still doing what we need to do. I'm not
- 29:54Speaker 1: a person from the suburbs. I'm from Brooklyn. I'm from
- 29:57Speaker 1: the city. I understand the street. This Bishop, I'm not scared.
- 30:03Speaker 1: All that sounds good. Yeah, that's good, sound right to y'all. No, No,
- 30:10Speaker 1: it was a live stream. Them two people, how we
- 30:14Speaker 1: just robbed them two people in the congregation just them too,
- 30:18Speaker 1: and say it was a live stream. So he they
- 30:24Speaker 1: did target him so they could see that, you don't
- 30:28Speaker 1: they well, I mean, I mean, I mean, Bishop count
- 30:32Speaker 1: the flossy. Now, yeah, you're going to the police station
- 30:36Speaker 1: with a gold chain, on gold ring, on an affinity
- 30:40Speaker 1: suit with the matching shirt. You're a little flossy Bishop.
- 30:44Speaker 1: And I don't know what you do for a living,
- 30:46Speaker 1: because if you just bishop it, you got a lot
- 30:49Speaker 1: to explain. If you just you just bishopping. I mean
- 30:55Speaker 1: this is what this was. That's what he was doing
- 30:57Speaker 1: when he got robbed. The bishop it was. But that's
- 31:00Speaker 1: where the problem with the church come in that now,
- 31:03Speaker 1: dog you're talking about you had a four hundred thousand
- 31:06Speaker 1: dollars with the jewelry on you Dog? What I said
- 31:09Speaker 1: in the Bible? Where you hat in church with that
- 31:11Speaker 1: much on? But they knew to come up in there
- 31:14Speaker 1: because that's what you do. Now now if you want
- 31:20Speaker 1: to go to hell, rob the church? Oh yeah, that's
- 31:24Speaker 1: crazy though. People have no respect for even holding ground churches.
- 31:29Speaker 1: None of that been gone. Yeah, I know, I know. Yeah,
- 31:34Speaker 1: they've done much worse than church. I know, right, they
- 31:37Speaker 1: killing people in churches, killing But you know it's something
- 31:43Speaker 1: wrong with your story. Uh, bishopy be careful, but I'd
- 31:48Speaker 1: be interested to know what his job is. And if
- 31:51Speaker 1: you ain't got a job then, dog, or where you
- 31:54Speaker 1: getting all this jewelry from it? Why are you flashing
- 31:56Speaker 1: like this? Flashing? I'll tea wasn't that by by thirty
- 32:02Speaker 1: thousand of that million could have went to security while
- 32:09Speaker 1: you bishoping and the robbers got into a white Mercedes,
- 32:14Speaker 1: so they weren't. Yeah, where caught it on on camera?
- 32:23Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you something, man. If this is
- 32:27Speaker 1: fraud and short companies especialist, A guy I know recently
- 32:33Speaker 1: filed a claim that Richard he had a Richard Meal
- 32:39Speaker 1: watch stolen in Spain. It's on camera him walking in Spain.
- 32:44Speaker 1: It was on page six and then he said that
- 32:48Speaker 1: the Richard Meal watch was an eight hundred thousand dollars watch.
- 32:52Speaker 1: It's on camera to Doude snatching off his watching Spain. Yeah,
- 32:56Speaker 1: now got him under full investigation. So this could be fraud,
- 33:00Speaker 1: it could be anything. I'm just I'm tripping on how
- 33:04Speaker 1: they only robbed them two people at a church and
- 33:07Speaker 1: you ain't a white, white merced don't forget that part.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Well yeah, well they well I kind of directed them
- 33:16Speaker 1: in the congregation. The pastor he kind of told, you know, church,
- 33:23Speaker 1: calm down, come rob me, don't rob nobody else? What? No,
- 33:31Speaker 1: moving on, what will will a man rob God? What
- 33:34Speaker 1: What is the script? Will will? That's what I say? Yeah, yeah,
- 33:41Speaker 1: you stay out of it until you can say it
- 33:44Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Jlo. Tommy, you'll be interested
- 33:48Speaker 1: in this when Jlo turned fifty three on Sunday, huh
- 33:53Speaker 1: already don't go in Oh you already know. Jaylor turned
- 33:57Speaker 1: fifty three on Sunday. She celebrated the okay Agian by
- 34:00Speaker 1: posing nude to launch her latest business venture. It's called
- 34:04Speaker 1: Jlo Bodies. Jlo revealed that she's created a product to
- 34:08Speaker 1: highlight everyone's best asset. It's firm and flaunt targeted booty bomb. Okay, yes,
- 34:15Speaker 1: it's a booty bomb, which explains why she was showing
- 34:19Speaker 1: off her great body and her booty on her birthday.
- 34:22Speaker 1: So have you guys seen the pictures of Jalo? Have
- 34:25Speaker 1: you seen? Yeah? Yeah, I've seen the pictures of Jo's booty.
- 34:35Speaker 1: What's it? Ain't? Man? What's one thing I don't really
- 34:42Speaker 1: like doing? Like? Oh? Okay, okay. Jlo's booty Bomb aims
- 34:53Speaker 1: to firm the skin's appearance and target areas like the booty,
- 34:56Speaker 1: like the hits, like the um, like the thighs. And
- 35:00Speaker 1: the booty Bomb will be available starting next month. Okay,
- 35:03Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put it on my face for your boy.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Don't put the booty on your face, on the strain
- 35:11Speaker 1: your ass. I just got to do something for you.
- 35:16Speaker 1: And before we get out of here, congratulations to Nick Cannon.
- 35:20Speaker 1: He had his eighth child, a baby boy, we can
- 35:24Speaker 1: gratulate him every six weeks, but how far these pregnancies? Yeah?
- 35:33Speaker 1: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after we'll have
- 35:36Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Herschel Walker and
- 35:39Speaker 1: his debate coach are back. We'll be back right after this.
- 35:42Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well in
- 35:46Speaker 1: our continuing effort to find out more about herschel Walker,
- 35:50Speaker 1: who is running for Senator of Georgia against Rafael Warnock.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Senator Raphael Warnock coming up this November for a tershall.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Walker said that he wouldn't debate. Now it came out
- 36:02Speaker 1: last week that he will debate Senator Warnock. So um,
- 36:06Speaker 1: he is here this morning with his debate coach, mister
- 36:10Speaker 1: Riley Henderson. Morning, and oh good morning, mister Henderson. Morning,
- 36:15Speaker 1: Good morning. Mister Walker might have fan to be here,
- 36:19Speaker 1: monkst all of y'all, and he remember remember less, it's
- 36:23Speaker 1: more we talked about list figure out how what you
- 36:29Speaker 1: mean when you see that? Listen? But what is it?
- 36:32Speaker 1: What is mo? What is mo mo? If liss is
- 36:38Speaker 1: mo is mo? Less? I don't know what would you
- 36:42Speaker 1: mean when you say list is moved? Because I don't
- 36:44Speaker 1: know how you're gonna get moe if I don't do mode.
- 36:48Speaker 1: If you say less, it has more of an impact.
- 36:52Speaker 1: We've first question, man, Yeah, let's get started. All right.
- 36:58Speaker 1: We talked about COVID on your other practice debate. Now
- 37:03Speaker 1: it seems that monkey pocks, this new virus is gathering
- 37:06Speaker 1: speed as well. A lot of people are being infected
- 37:10Speaker 1: with monkey pocks. What is your plan to rid us
- 37:14Speaker 1: of monkey pocks? Or I don't think monkeys ought to
- 37:16Speaker 1: be boxing. I don't think that's a good spot to be.
- 37:19Speaker 1: If monkeys is boxing pots or another pos then I
- 37:23Speaker 1: then I don't. I just don't see if they're boxing
- 37:26Speaker 1: back now, I don't know what if they welt away
- 37:28Speaker 1: to what would hersh these heavyweight let's pop pop poppo.
- 37:39Speaker 1: So you're talking about tupocket boxing? What is happening? Okay
- 37:47Speaker 1: on me not? I know, I know what you're saying
- 37:50Speaker 1: when you say it, but like you say, listen most
- 37:52Speaker 1: so I'm gonna I'm gonna just I'm gonna leave you
- 37:54Speaker 1: at Then we're talking about also shingles to that, Um,
- 37:58Speaker 1: you know a lot of stuff has come up about shingles,
- 38:01Speaker 1: especially you know, elderly people. Things like that. I tell
- 38:04Speaker 1: you about that. Tell you about that. I put all
- 38:07Speaker 1: the shingles on my house. Now let me tell you
- 38:09Speaker 1: what I got them shing I got a two still
- 38:14Speaker 1: to have, great big old hog, and I shut them
- 38:16Speaker 1: shingles up there. I ain't had a leak in that
- 38:19Speaker 1: high showing this old Beau a center for disease control.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Over this, you gotta start remembering the things we do cover.
- 38:33Speaker 1: We cover, you put them covered. We covered shingles, We've
- 38:40Speaker 1: covered COVID. Those are the three active thing. Last foy
- 38:46Speaker 1: away in rehearsals for mister Walker. You got your work
- 38:52Speaker 1: cut out for you. Mister Hendry, He's coming up thirty
- 39:00Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. We'll have more of the
- 39:02Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. Mister Riley is
- 39:05Speaker 1: good white food. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.
- 39:12Speaker 1: While the founder of the fast food chain Raising Canes
- 39:15Speaker 1: Chicken Chicken Fingers purchased thousands of lottery tickets for his
- 39:19Speaker 1: fifty thousand employees on Monday, just ahead of last night's
- 39:23Speaker 1: eight hundred and ten million Mega millions drawing Okay, he
- 39:27Speaker 1: purchased a two dollars ticket for each employee, which cost
- 39:30Speaker 1: him around one hundred thousand dollars. If one employee was
- 39:33Speaker 1: to win big, they would split the winnings with their coworkers.
- 39:37Speaker 1: Raising Cane's founder Todd Graves told Newsweek that his crew
- 39:41Speaker 1: always stands together, which is why he's looking to bring
- 39:44Speaker 1: some extra fun into their job and hopefully some extra cash.
- 39:48Speaker 1: So see, would you ever do that for all of
- 39:55Speaker 1: your employees when you got your ticket? He ain't done
- 39:58Speaker 1: nothing like it. Y'all ain't fried no chicken come out.
- 40:06Speaker 1: We haven't rempired about so we can fried chicken? Finger company?
- 40:12Speaker 1: Are y'all down there? Finger? You know? No? We are
- 40:18Speaker 1: you talking to me for? Let me tell you something
- 40:23Speaker 1: of miss kays. If you buy me a tich Grave
- 40:29Speaker 1: and I got the winning ticket. Yeah, if you think
- 40:32Speaker 1: for one minute with all the people over there and
- 40:37Speaker 1: all across the town and stuff that I don't know.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Oh you said, picture me and my girl gonna be
- 40:44Speaker 1: taking pictures. Y'all do what you want to do? What
- 40:49Speaker 1: is fifty thousand and eight hundred and ten millions? Because
- 40:53Speaker 1: they have to split it fifty thousand. He has fifty
- 40:56Speaker 1: thousand employees. Fifty thousand employees split right now? How much
- 41:03Speaker 1: sixteen thousand person in eight hundred millions. Now, hold on,
- 41:08Speaker 1: let's do the fifty thousand kind of eight hundred, eight
- 41:14Speaker 1: hundred million, million, eight hundred and ten million, Yeah, wow,
- 41:21Speaker 1: sixty the math teen thousand, two hundred dollars a person
- 41:25Speaker 1: I wish, And then I'm down to sixteen thousand before taxes,
- 41:37Speaker 1: and I got to win a ticket. Yes, eight hundred millions,
- 41:41Speaker 1: and I'm going to be down to sixteen thousand. Hell,
- 41:45Speaker 1: you think I ain't what you think I ain't? What
- 41:49Speaker 1: are you gonna find me? Yeah? Eight hundred and fifty million.
- 41:58Speaker 1: I'm a bout cage chicken. You're gonna go shit your
- 42:00Speaker 1: ass up. Mister Kane n forget to see what happened. Yeah, well,
- 42:12Speaker 1: he says, they all stick together, they all sit together.
- 42:15Speaker 1: So his crew not a thousand, Lets somebody hit it,
- 42:20Speaker 1: not all hundred thousand. It cost him one hundred thousands. Hey, man,
- 42:24Speaker 1: appreciate your hundred fat Yeah. Let's you quit the work
- 42:29Speaker 1: in that wind to hit hunt hit. I promise, I promise.
- 42:33Speaker 1: I'm not fit to have a ticket for one hundred
- 42:34Speaker 1: and fifty million, and then I split. I'm down to
- 42:36Speaker 1: sixteen thousand. You got to be your there's nobody gonna
- 42:40Speaker 1: do that, mister k That doesn't make any sense. Oh
- 42:44Speaker 1: what eight hundred fifty sixteen thousand hit it? You can't
- 42:51Speaker 1: get can't get over that sixteen grand? Uh. I ain't
- 42:56Speaker 1: even a millionaire this deal? Yeah, this is so you
- 43:03Speaker 1: win the together hundred millions. You win the eight hundred
- 43:07Speaker 1: millions dollars money for people that make more money than
- 43:10Speaker 1: you doing that. I win the eight hundred million, y'all
- 43:13Speaker 1: know I'm not. Then it's fifty thousand employees. So you
- 43:15Speaker 1: would give the employees something and todds, you would give
- 43:18Speaker 1: them something for sure. Yeah, all of your honey, hundred dollars,
- 43:26Speaker 1: undred dollars, a hundred dollars, fifty thousand people. I didn't
- 43:31Speaker 1: met the twil to work at this location. I'm gonna
- 43:37Speaker 1: get them something. That girl work up front. I've been
- 43:39Speaker 1: back here at this window for a year. That girl
- 43:41Speaker 1: to work up front. I bet she's fit to feel
- 43:43Speaker 1: different about me now, Oh, because you've been trying to
- 43:47Speaker 1: dollar okay, say for the show, feel different. She took
- 43:53Speaker 1: that drift headset. As a matter of fact, I think
- 43:57Speaker 1: Cane wife count of fun too. Okay, all right, coming
- 44:01Speaker 1: up next, Frank, phone call with the nephew right after this,
- 44:04Speaker 1: you're listening Stry Morning Show, all right, coming up about
- 44:10Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today.
- 44:14Speaker 1: And the subject is he's not creative enough for me.
- 44:18Speaker 1: He's not creative enough for me. Okay, get to create
- 44:22Speaker 1: me up there. Basic. We'll get into that. Yeah, we'll
- 44:29Speaker 1: get into that in just a few because right now
- 44:31Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and today's Frank phone call.
- 44:34Speaker 1: What you got for its nap? Is it going to
- 44:36Speaker 1: be creative? Oh? Oh, definitely creative. But let's let's let's
- 44:40Speaker 1: go back. It's not the nephew right now. This is
- 44:44Speaker 1: Ready to Love Nephew Timmy. Okay, y'all need to put
- 44:47Speaker 1: that on that that's ready to Oh you're switching nats
- 44:50Speaker 1: on us. Yeah, But to keep it like that because
- 44:53Speaker 1: you know, because it's going down Friday nights. I want
- 44:55Speaker 1: everybody to know what's going down Friday night, Brandon season
- 44:59Speaker 1: Miami Style Ready to Love, hosted by Yours truly. So
- 45:04Speaker 1: get ready. But that high that Miami heat and I
- 45:08Speaker 1: mean it's hot, yes, lord, sexy all over the place.
- 45:12Speaker 1: And who is the hottest sexy on the show. We
- 45:15Speaker 1: don't know yet, we haven't seen me. Give me my
- 45:21Speaker 1: host yes, the hostess with the hey, hey, I have
- 45:28Speaker 1: to ask. I went on and got Miami clothes for this.
- 45:32Speaker 1: What is your all time? Madam Poppy? Come on croup
- 45:37Speaker 1: to crock it baby Miami. All right, let's go. Let
- 45:45Speaker 1: me crack it up for you. We'll talk more about
- 45:47Speaker 1: the show when we got out of this prank. But
- 45:48Speaker 1: I want you all to hear this because I got
- 45:50Speaker 1: another dose of stupid for you. Today's title is your
- 45:54Speaker 1: drunk husband? Your drunk sound like a straw lehn who
- 46:03Speaker 1: is not creative? All right, let's go cat doc. Hello,
- 46:09Speaker 1: you gotta hold on a minute. Okay, I got your phone.
- 46:12Speaker 1: I'll give your wife a call. Hello, Hello, right right now.
- 46:15Speaker 1: You're inubriating, sir, okay, right now, to be taking you in,
- 46:19Speaker 1: But I'm not gonna do that. Man. You let me.
- 46:21Speaker 1: If I ain't able to come and pick you off,
- 46:23Speaker 1: I'll let her come get you. Try all, I'll ride.
- 46:26Speaker 1: It's gonna Officer Bride's gonna put you in his squad car.
- 46:29Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your wife. I've got the phone, dolling
- 46:32Speaker 1: now all right, okay, hello, Hello, who is he whom I?
- 46:38Speaker 1: Who am I sushing with? Please? Who is it? This
- 46:41Speaker 1: is Offer Daniels out for Daniel uses Cayle from this
- 46:46Speaker 1: is my husband? No? But who is it? Who is Outferdane?
- 46:49Speaker 1: I am Officer Daniel's man. He is Your husband's actually
- 46:52Speaker 1: being pulled over and he's been uh actually he's in
- 46:56Speaker 1: another officer's car. He's he's a little bit of knee
- 47:00Speaker 1: created here and we're trying to see about getting him
- 47:02Speaker 1: picked up. I'm trying my best not to take him
- 47:04Speaker 1: in today, so I'm trying to be a good Samaritan.
- 47:06Speaker 1: I'm trying to get someone to come and pick him up.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, back up, back up.
- 47:12Speaker 1: You got my husband? Uh? What I got here on
- 47:15Speaker 1: the driver's license is Kenny Kenny, and he's with you now.
- 47:19Speaker 1: He's actually an office to Brian's squad car right now.
- 47:22Speaker 1: So he was actually bobbing and weaving out on the
- 47:25Speaker 1: road and we pulled him over. He's not creating any problems.
- 47:29Speaker 1: The young lady wasn't creating any problems. So what we're trying,
- 47:32Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is get somebody to come
- 47:34Speaker 1: and pick him up. You don't have my husband because
- 47:36Speaker 1: my husbands didn't work, so he can't be in the officer,
- 47:38Speaker 1: Brian in your car back, did you say Jim again,
- 47:43Speaker 1: did you say somebody is with Kenny? There is there
- 47:45Speaker 1: was a young lady in the car. Man, we're actually
- 47:47Speaker 1: letting her go because she's not in hee created from
- 47:51Speaker 1: the look though at somebody. She's calling somebody to pick
- 47:53Speaker 1: her up. Now, Man, No, I can't believe it. Kenny,
- 47:58Speaker 1: and I know that Dred is something gotten a back
- 48:00Speaker 1: in my car. That's my car. And you said that
- 48:03Speaker 1: he had timid this officer temidus look at that and
- 48:07Speaker 1: tell what she looked like. If that'd not be that,
- 48:10Speaker 1: that'd not be the one I think you I know
- 48:17Speaker 1: about it in my cause he's supposed to be working.
- 48:20Speaker 1: I'm so sorry Jack, Jasmine okay you're Jasmine? Okay, no,
- 48:28Speaker 1: just there, we'll talk to your moment. Yeah, her name
- 48:32Speaker 1: is Jasper. I'm not sure who keep on keeping Yeah,
- 48:37Speaker 1: holding that TI I get there. I'm on my way.
- 48:39Speaker 1: I'm on my way right now. Hey, Bridget, I want
- 48:42Speaker 1: you to watch these children from the time I get back.
- 48:44Speaker 1: I'm going to see if I can give me a
- 48:46Speaker 1: ride up to the truck stop and I'll be back
- 48:47Speaker 1: in a minute. Hello. Yeah, Hello, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here.
- 48:55Speaker 1: I'm here. Okay, man, listen, I can't. I can't stay
- 48:58Speaker 1: here too much longer. I can. I can say maybe
- 49:01Speaker 1: another fifteen twenty minute. Somebody come get the car and
- 49:04Speaker 1: but I gotta keep moving here. I'm just trying to
- 49:05Speaker 1: do an I'm all my way. I'm all my way.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I'm all my way. I got my purse in my hand,
- 49:13Speaker 1: I'm all my way to that fuck stop, please don't
- 49:17Speaker 1: take that nowhere because I got something for his And
- 49:20Speaker 1: when I get there, I hope like hell, And ain't
- 49:23Speaker 1: they they's been calling me to with me all through
- 49:26Speaker 1: the nice leave for the attack, get them because I
- 49:29Speaker 1: got some things that I need to take care of.
- 49:31Speaker 1: This thing. Don't move the squad car to I get there.
- 49:34Speaker 1: I'm all wait right now, right now, I be there
- 49:38Speaker 1: in a minute. I well, that took my time. Picked
- 49:41Speaker 1: up the to date, we haven't had arguments over this.
- 49:46Speaker 1: It better not do that. If better not, I bet you,
- 49:49Speaker 1: if better not be here, it's better not be here.
- 49:51Speaker 1: I'm all my way. I'll be there in a minute.
- 49:53Speaker 1: I beat there that I get them, okay, regard that
- 49:58Speaker 1: was let me close my or you can hear me better. Man.
- 50:02Speaker 1: There was another gentleman that was in the back seat
- 50:04Speaker 1: of the car that was riding with Kenny and the
- 50:06Speaker 1: young lady. I don't give a I know other rider
- 50:10Speaker 1: with Kenny. Just make sure he's there when I get there. Okay, okay,
- 50:14Speaker 1: Now do you know who this other gentleman? Do you know? Uh?
- 50:17Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. I don't care. I know Nephew Tommy. Nephew
- 50:24Speaker 1: Tommy sent to you. This is Nephew Tommy from the
- 50:30Speaker 1: steam wavering morning, your baby, your usband. Kenny got me
- 50:34Speaker 1: to Frank Fall called you yeah, got you got you
- 50:43Speaker 1: ain't Kennedy because just gonna happen to Kenny. Nephew Tommy
- 50:49Speaker 1: has to go down to bank Head in two eighty five.
- 50:53Speaker 1: When he gets home, he's still on Oh my god,
- 50:58Speaker 1: you are, Oh my god. Now I'm gonna check what
- 51:01Speaker 1: you at time. Oh man, he told me said, man,
- 51:07Speaker 1: my wife, don't play, he said, man to pray my wife.
- 51:11Speaker 1: You already said, I'm dood trying to. I'm doing I'm
- 51:14Speaker 1: doing what Kara though. He did work, sat work, work
- 51:19Speaker 1: here your car at work. He worked. He did be
- 51:24Speaker 1: worth Hey, baby, tell me this. What's the baddest radio
- 51:28Speaker 1: show in the land? Steve Holling brny shows and now
- 51:34Speaker 1: you have it? He played too much? Another home running
- 51:39Speaker 1: Hit the Fire? You right there? Another home running hit
- 51:41Speaker 1: the Fire? You all right? Your drunk? As that title
- 51:49Speaker 1: is funny. Remember tune in Friday Night. The Nephew is
- 51:54Speaker 1: back again with an all new season of Ready to
- 51:57Speaker 1: Love Miami, Baby, Ready to Love Miami. I think you
- 52:00Speaker 1: don't love it. I got some incredible and some sexy
- 52:03Speaker 1: sexy sexies on this season, but the hottest in the
- 52:07Speaker 1: sexy is on all of it is the host of course. Okay,
- 52:10Speaker 1: remember that we got to watch the episode first. No
- 52:14Speaker 1: matter what the host, did you hear Carlin? New ho?
- 52:19Speaker 1: What is it? New one? New Hope is interurus, I'm hosting,
- 52:26Speaker 1: I'm host. What did you talking about the new Hope?
- 52:32Speaker 1: You don't never ask him? Is it a new family
- 52:34Speaker 1: Feud host? Is it a new judge? Steve Hole? You
- 52:37Speaker 1: don't never ask that. Now you asking is it a
- 52:40Speaker 1: new host because I say it's some sexy involved what
- 52:43Speaker 1: because because I don't lie to them, I'm not lying,
- 52:48Speaker 1: and we don't ask him if it's a new host.
- 52:50Speaker 1: For judge Steve. Oh so I got to go call
- 52:57Speaker 1: will Pack and get my name on the time. I see.
- 53:05Speaker 1: Let me think about nephew. Time is ready to love?
- 53:07Speaker 1: Oh be good? Ok? Yeah? We are looking forward to
- 53:12Speaker 1: the show though, and are you looking forward to my
- 53:15Speaker 1: sexy That's all I'm asking? Am I coming up next?
- 53:19Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject he needs to be more creative. He's
- 53:23Speaker 1: not creative enough for me. We'll get into it right
- 53:26Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 53:55Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
- 53:58Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew. Subject He's not creative enough for me.
- 54:01Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a forty nine year old married
- 54:04Speaker 1: woman and my husband is forty seven and boring with
- 54:08Speaker 1: a capital B. We have gained weight since we got married,
- 54:12Speaker 1: and he's a thigh and butt kind of a guy,
- 54:14Speaker 1: so he's constantly rubbing on me and grabbing my behind.
- 54:18Speaker 1: That's all he's done to show me affection in the
- 54:21Speaker 1: last year. Sex with him is boring, and as soon
- 54:24Speaker 1: as he's done, he falls asleep. We don't cuddle and
- 54:28Speaker 1: he sleeps with his back to me. I talk to
- 54:31Speaker 1: him about being a little more creative in the bedroom
- 54:33Speaker 1: and he said he has a lot of stress to
- 54:35Speaker 1: perform at work and his body gets tired quicker because
- 54:39Speaker 1: of all the extra weight he's carrying around. I told
- 54:42Speaker 1: him I would come up with a few ways for
- 54:44Speaker 1: us to enjoy sex again without it hurting his knees
- 54:48Speaker 1: or his back. I started watching videos Not Born to
- 54:52Speaker 1: study positions and techniques to please him. I thought that
- 54:56Speaker 1: this age sex would be natural and fun, but he
- 54:59Speaker 1: sees it his work. I asked him to watch a
- 55:02Speaker 1: few of the videos and he said that's adding something
- 55:04Speaker 1: else for him to do, and there's not enough time
- 55:07Speaker 1: in the day as it is. I've never seen a
- 55:10Speaker 1: man that's as uninterested in sex as he is right now.
- 55:14Speaker 1: I use what I learned in a video on him,
- 55:17Speaker 1: and he literally laid there and let me do all
- 55:19Speaker 1: of the work and he didn't put in any effort.
- 55:23Speaker 1: So when I finished, I didn't let him finish. I
- 55:26Speaker 1: might as well have used my toy. And speaking of toys,
- 55:29Speaker 1: he used to love playing with them, but he said,
- 55:31Speaker 1: we're too old to be fooling around like that. Now
- 55:35Speaker 1: he never tells me no when I want sex, but
- 55:37Speaker 1: he won't put forth any effort, and I feel unloved.
- 55:41Speaker 1: I asked him if my weight is a turn off,
- 55:44Speaker 1: and he said that we are both overweight, So no,
- 55:47Speaker 1: is he really not interested in sex? Or is he
- 55:49Speaker 1: lying about my weight being a problem? All I need
- 55:53Speaker 1: is some creativity. Well, I think this is a problem,
- 55:57Speaker 1: you know, especially if it's really cheating that. I mean,
- 56:01Speaker 1: if it's really the weight that you're dealing with. Sex
- 56:05Speaker 1: is just too important in a marriage. I applaud you,
- 56:07Speaker 1: wife for your effort. I mean, you've already done so
- 56:10Speaker 1: much to try and make your sex life better. You've
- 56:12Speaker 1: gone as far as doing real research watching movies, not pouring,
- 56:16Speaker 1: you say, and then you've tried out what you learn
- 56:18Speaker 1: from those movies on your husband. That's a lot, but
- 56:21Speaker 1: he just lies there. He told you he gets tired
- 56:24Speaker 1: quicker because of the extra pounds and the stressed work.
- 56:27Speaker 1: I mean, you know, stress and work that could cause
- 56:30Speaker 1: extra weight. We do know that. But you say he
- 56:33Speaker 1: will still have sex with you. He never tells, you know,
- 56:36Speaker 1: which means maybe that he is interested on some level,
- 56:40Speaker 1: he just won't initiate it. Or he turns his back
- 56:43Speaker 1: and goes to sleep when it's over, So maybe he's
- 56:46Speaker 1: not interested. And then you're over there, still awake and
- 56:49Speaker 1: mad afterwards, and oh yeah, he did say you guys
- 56:52Speaker 1: are too old for toys and stuff. Has he just
- 56:55Speaker 1: given up? I mean, is it a medical issue? Is
- 56:59Speaker 1: he cheating? What is it? You want the intimacy, you
- 57:02Speaker 1: want that romance, in that connection. You want to cuddle,
- 57:05Speaker 1: that's what we women like. I mean, he's not even
- 57:07Speaker 1: trying to do any of that. And you know all
- 57:10Speaker 1: marriages hit rough patches, but it is hard to keep
- 57:12Speaker 1: a marriage together when you're just doing the bare minimum.
- 57:16Speaker 1: So I mean, if it's the weight, if it's the
- 57:20Speaker 1: weight like you think it is, like you say it
- 57:22Speaker 1: is in this letter, start with just trying to get healthier,
- 57:24Speaker 1: and you know what that means, changing your diet, starting exercise,
- 57:27Speaker 1: starting to lose some of those pounds. All right, that's
- 57:30Speaker 1: what I have for you. You should see a difference.
- 57:33Speaker 1: That if the weight is truly the issue, you should
- 57:36Speaker 1: see a difference. Hopefully you guys will start feeling a
- 57:39Speaker 1: little better about yourselves and feeling better and looking better. Steve,
- 57:44Speaker 1: that's all I got, she said, the weight. Well, no,
- 57:51Speaker 1: y'all want me to do this? Yes, come on, No,
- 57:55Speaker 1: we're not sure. I'm sure? Yeah, right, yeah, you know, Sheryl.
- 58:05Speaker 1: I appreciate your response, your effort. I'm going with the weight.
- 58:10Speaker 1: She said, it was the way. Yeah, but you did
- 58:14Speaker 1: not address the weight because I know you would in
- 58:20Speaker 1: a way that can help this cover. We bounced it
- 58:25Speaker 1: all around the subject. She said it right off the dribble,
- 58:30Speaker 1: she know what this is. Her husband is boring with
- 58:36Speaker 1: a capital to be. Right after that, she said, we
- 58:42Speaker 1: have game weight since we got married, and he's a
- 58:46Speaker 1: thigh and butt kind of guy, so he's constantly rubbing
- 58:49Speaker 1: on me and grabbing my behind. Okay, I can show
- 58:57Speaker 1: you that a large part of this eight games in
- 59:00Speaker 1: that air. I can show you that. But right now
- 59:05Speaker 1: we don't have a problem because he a button five man,
- 59:08Speaker 1: and you don't gave me plenty more. But he also
- 59:11Speaker 1: the game, and that's all he's done to show me affection.
- 59:17Speaker 1: In the last year, sex with him is boring and
- 59:21Speaker 1: as soon as he's done, so I'm just gonna set
- 59:26Speaker 1: up the next year we come back. I'm gonna show
- 59:32Speaker 1: you the problem that this weight has caught. And a
- 59:37Speaker 1: lot of this, lady, is your fault, and the other
- 59:41Speaker 1: half is his faults. It's some dudes and don'ts. When
- 59:47Speaker 1: you're big and you doctor focus on these don'ts, cause
- 59:55Speaker 1: the dudes it's not always possible. So we come back
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: dudes and don't all right, and I'm gonna have much
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: shot how much weight? All right? Hold that thought? All right,
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: we'll be back start at twenty th after the hour
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: with today's strawberry letter. The title He's not creative enough
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: for me. We'll get back into it right after this.
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. The subject is he's not creative enough
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: for me. We got a problem with this letter. This
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: forty nine year old woman and her husband forty seven.
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: She claims is boring in the Capital beat, and the
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: reason is because we have gained weight since we got there.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: We met this key and both of the game, and
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: he's a button size and so all he does nis
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: rubb only. That's the total affection that she gets from him.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: And but sex with him is boring and as soon
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: as he falls to sleep. A couple of the things
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I want to point out in this letter. He said
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: he has a lot of stress to perform at work,
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: and his body gets tied quickly because of an extra
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: weight he's carried around. So this ain't this, ain't this,
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: ain't what he So you can pick up thirty pounds
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: and still be the same person. Thirty is un dead
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: and you can still perform. But anything over or the
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: fifty pounds, we got to start making some adjustments. And
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: I'm assuming this letter it's going to require some adjustment
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: becaus soon as he gets through, he fall out. And
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: he don't never turn it down because it's still sex
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: in all this here with so she talking about that
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: they had to get him watch point. She said he wouldn't.
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: I told him that I would come up with a
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: few ways for us to enjoy sex again without her
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: and his knees on his back. That's a lot of
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: way your knees and back is hurt for just regular
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: walking and talking to me. Seton, you're a bad shake
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: your need your mask involved in sex a lot. That's
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: a lot. Even when you laying down face down, you
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: got to come up on your knees at one point
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: because you don't dame weight your show. Can't lift up
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: on your toes no more that toes and stretching your
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: legs out straight. That's how you have got to use
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: your knees. That he picked up so much damn weight
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: his knees down. Yeah, his nudes is hurting on a mattress.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: You know how much weight your fat ass day, Your
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: knees is hurt. Shirley, don't stop me. Your knees is
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: hurting on the mattress much to weight his fat ass
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: and then you laying up there. Then watch the video
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: with all this stuff you can't do. See here in
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: the danger with watching Pawn. Everybody in the porn old
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: movie is shaped. You can't do what's in the movie.
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: So now I have created you be quiet, shilling you
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: dead what you could healthy people you're talking about too
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: fat ass people get here trying to act like they
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: in the Parno film. And you can't do that because
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: the size and the weight is gonna restrict a lot
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: of what you do. These are some of them that
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: are technique and size restriction restricts. Technique that is fatigue
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: in fall, lextability involved, hand involved. You can't hold your
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: body in certain positions. Let me explain something to you.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: It's a lot of stuff. Y'all just can't do that.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: All this stuff you've seen in the port on top
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: of bood table, y'all can't do that. Y'all can't do that.
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: Get off that table? Why the kids don't play? You
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: can't do that? Right here? All this stuff you see
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: him splashing sink wuhait on top each other, splashing up
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: in the seat. You can't get her up on that
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: seat and not hold her up there with joy. All
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: these restricts, this stuff you see dot dot that ain't
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: other that you know? How you pick your parting up?
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: You're not think to do that. Can't nobody carry your
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: ass across the room no more? You ain't been carried
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: across the room. He badly he can tell you this
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: fat ass tick everything to come up scan tonight, you
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: damn show can't get up some stuff to all that
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: wheezing and then pick your thick ass up, and can
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: you round the room like you want to get cart
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: around me? Because you saw that in the poor old field.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something else. Ain't walm Mountain mounting
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: them up on the wall. That's not happening no more,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: wal Mont. You know how you get picked up, slammed
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: up just the wall that's round me in the neighbor's apartment,
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: trying that right there, because that ain't number sheet rocket
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: wood framing right there. And then now and then they
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: have a little pink uh you know, insulation in that.
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: But if you slam a big person up against apartment wall, y'all,
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the most people partingent. So all
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: that wall mountains changing something about shandelier swans out. Listen
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: to me, ship ain't almost chandelier swain all this who
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: ll you stud y'all was younger and lighter, you swaying
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: cross down that shandolier and see what help everybody in
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: that gonna get electro q. They're gonna pull all the
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: wires down out that ceiling and then your ass gonna
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: be sent up in here, in this bed, shocked and
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: all this here, all this little sexies up that army
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: crawling to the bed. He gets tied soon as he
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: come out of the bathroom. When he get out on
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: ball folds. He tried to pull his big ass up
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: on the foot of that bed and army crawl clean
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: your leg. He can't do that no more. That ain't
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: what he'd do. Let me tell y'all something. Don't knob diving.
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: That's out to ant. I'm gonna don't knob dive, and
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your foot on that don't knob and
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: see what happened. Snap that damn don't knob off that
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: hedge and y'all are be in that bed room and
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: miss work tomorrow because you can't get out. Now you
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: got to call the neighbor, because y'all big ass to
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: broke the dough knob off the do't so ain't no more.
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: Don't knob that nomo hadn't go see all these stages out.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Y'all need to get the damn gym membership and stay man,
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: that's what you need. I appreciate my answer all the more.
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: Now you don't appreciate mine. You got nny fat people.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: The truth all right where it was, and y'all looking
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: to do all the position no more? He lean over
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: there at no moment on Instagram and now you don't
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: broke the back of the couch and Steve Harvey FM
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: dot Com. Y'all sitting in here, got Murphy bed in
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: the middle of y'all living room and check out the
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on the Man. Coming up next, it
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: is Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this, you're listening
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior?
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: All right, sure, let's talk about it. Kyler Murray Caylerburry.
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: He's two and thirty million dollar contract talk about the
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: other day. But he comes restrictions and I don't understand.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: I'm not even tripping, but this is just one of
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: the restrictions in his contract. Kylin Murray has to watch
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: film one hundred sixty million. He got watch films. I
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: watch it every game that I played some literally for
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: one hundred sixty million, don't matter. I'll thing about it is.
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Nobody else had that in their contract before. So that's
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: why he's upset. Hey he gotta watching watch the damn films.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: Just watch films. Dog, Hey, dog, people pay you this
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: kind of money there to write the one what they want.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: They want you to watch films so you can study
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: the game and be more knowledge or about your opponent's tendency.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: That's what football is. A lot of these cats just
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: be going on natural ability. But I tell you what,
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: one hundred and sixty million, you ain't got to weary
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: about me watching him. I watched Tom Brady films. I
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: watched everybody film. I sit down and watch, I sit
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: down and watch what's that? I watched Harry Potter and
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: I can't damn he is like. I watch Roots and
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: I just don't think I can get through it again.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: But I watch. Really, I don't care what you call
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: I'm watching. That's what I said, watch, I watch you.
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: I watched Rebirth of the Nation, and I really talk
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: about that, guaranteed. I know, Manny to me a fair
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: managed you gonna get pimping? Oh yeah, yeah, glad, you don't.
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: What's the man was going? How you doing? Man? What's up? Lady?
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: What's up? What's up? Chocolate? Right? He y'all Monica mount
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: sound like now was It was up toimmy what you
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: got what you need? You know? The little NFL preview
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: man watching man, Yeah, getting to the NFL season, don't
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: I had to ask you many hold on a man?
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: What it mean? Sick at ann It is nine? Ain't
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: holding music? I don't know what y'all talking about? Go
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: ahead music. You ain't got no theme, So sir, let
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: me just ask you a question, Pivan, what's the word
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: in Cleveland man by Baker Mayfield? Have y'all saying we
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: don't can in by no Banker Baker gone to the
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: Panthers man, go ahead on nine, and we're trying to
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: make Shire wantsing get these massages. Nine up right up,
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: he cleading, I'm in charging a massage. I got some people.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Get your massage? Has nothing coming up at the top
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: of the hour. What do women and men really look
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: for in an ideal mate? Right after this, you're listening
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. A large international survey
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: set out to determine what women want, and a partner
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: is out and here's the hint to me. It is
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: not looks. It is not that, Steve. It is not money.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: It is not money. Okay, of nearly seventy thousand. They
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: surveyed seventy thousand women nearly seventy thousand women in one
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: hundred and eighty countries, and the number one trait they
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: look for in a partner, Take a guess, please sense
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: a human security? Guys, No, Carla, no security. Yeah, I'm out.
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: Women don't give a damn about you being funny? What
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: Tommy six goode? Nope, nope, junior loyal Okay, I'm surprised
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: you guys. Some things I don't know. I can't tell
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: you the number one thing that women look for in
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: a partner. You're ready for this one? Kindness? Thank you
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: very much, ladies and gentlemen. Kindness, okay, nobody in this country,
- 1:11:13Speaker 1: they just serve nobody in America. I know that I won't.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: I want you to be kind. That's what the women want,
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: all right. That was followed up by Steve you kind
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: of hinted on this one, take a guess, followed up
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: by what's number two? Loyalty? Similar I'll give you that
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: one supportiveness. They want you to support them. Sure, Willen
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: didn't think so I know that. Who was that? Yeah? Girl,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: I tried to highlight that. Tryl were if they can't
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: nobody kindness or supporting you were young, it wasn't him
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: and the last one, last one, last one. So we
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: got kindness, supportiveness and and one more security? No what?
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: All right? What? Employment? No what? And come on, Tommy
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: got anything? Intelligence? Why would you ask him? Because I'm intelligent.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: I just don't want to talk about it all. Oh,
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: I don't like to show y'all my intelligence. You know
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: what you? Yeah? So keeople that find guys women like kindness,
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: they like supportiveness and intelligence. Only twenty two percent of
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: these women thought a great body was important. Yeah, m hmm,
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: what are they gonna answer something? What are they gonna
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: answer something? Right? Now, here's the guys. That's what I
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: want to ask you guys, what do you look for
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: in an ideal mate? Fine? Number one? Yeah? But the
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: way saying Tommy up here he no booty sexy? Yeah,
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: because you guys, I got I gotta wake up every day.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: Yeah important. So you don't want a woman that's kind
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're gonna be eager as hen, but that
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: booty got to be home. I'm just tra yeah. Yeah, No,
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: I want kindness, I want supportiveness, intelligence, appreciation all that.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: But you're gonna have to be cute. Okay, that's back
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: at number one, because I don't care. I don't really
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: need all that from yours game. If if you're ugly,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: I don't sorry. I'm fine. I got the nicest person
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: in the world. I'm strong. I'm gonna if she'd be cute,
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: if she's unattractive, Supportiveness, kindness, and intelligence don't matter. No, no, no,
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: I think that's good. I got a lot of friends.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: We can hook you up with somebody junior attractive. If
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: you're an attractive, you have to be canned. You already
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: ain't drawing a lot. Now you turn it down a
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: little bit. You got because ugly and evil, you really
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: need to straight youself and be sitting up with your
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: ugly head. Yeah, nothing else going coming up in twenty minutes.
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvery Morning Show right
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: after this, and silence, you're listening to the String Show.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: Muhammad Ali's nineteen seventy four Rumbo in the Jungle Belt
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: has been sold for a whopping six point eighteen million
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: dollars and it was sold. Yeah that's a lot, right,
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: that's a lot over six million dollars to Indianapolis Colts
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: owner Jim Earth. Ali won the WBC Heavyweight Championship belt
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: in the victory versus George Foreman in Zaire, where he
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: performed his iconic ropodope move for the very first time.
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: Ersay is a big fan of Ali and already owned
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: several pieces from Ali's boxing career, including a nineteen sixty
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: five walkout robe and his shoes from his nineteen seventy
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: five thriller in Manila boxing match. Ersay is adding the
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: belt to the Ersay collection, and we'll have a showcase
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: on August second at Chicago's Navy Piers. So if you
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: want to see a soul about Bill who had the
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: belt to sail his family had. I don't know if
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: it was his family. It didn't say that his family.
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: I ain't sating my daddy Bell, not if I ain't
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: got to for six point eight million dollars. You wouldn't
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: do my daddy, Muhammad Ali, I'm not selling my dadda Bell.
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: You think the belt, you got your ass whooping it up.
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: And my dad had two belts. My dad had a
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: work belt and a church belt, and even one of
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: them is sold. You can both of all, right, coming
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: up in thirty three minutes after, we'll do a round
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: of would you rather? You're listening to morning show? All right, guys,
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: it is time for a round of would you rather?
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: Would you rather get bitten all over by mosquitoes? Or
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: get sprayed by a skunk? How long this skunk spray last?
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: You got to get in the tub and he a
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: tomato to how long you smell like that skunk? Even
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: aufter that tomabe too? You got to getting that tomato
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: juice for a while. It's got to get in your poles.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: You got to stand there, sit in the tub a while.
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: Did you just land up in there looking like some
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: lasagna something? You just land up in the tube? What
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: I tell I tell you what? Don't get in that
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: and see how long you be laying up anywhere? Okay,
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: So which one would you do to the susquetoes? The
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: mosquitoes is like they'll light you up. Yeah, but I'm
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: used to that. I've done that. We're telling about being
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: all over. Everybody had a mosquito bike, But all over
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: that's and when they say all over, junior, it's some
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: stuff you're not thinking about. All all over, boys, some
- 1:17:38Speaker 1: places you can't get bit bars because we got a place.
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: You cannot scratch. Next question, all right, I'm trying to
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: get it together. Can't scratch? All right, what's going on?
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: Would you rather would you rather work because the lifeguard
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: or would you rather work as a carnival ride operator? Oh?
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: Carnival ride carnival Hell yeah, I used to do that anyway.
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: I used to work with super Yeah. That was getting
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: your job job, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Man.
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: One summer in college, Man, I had a job up there.
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: I guess age waiting birthday. You know how you go
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: up to the man and you get your age. You
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: the guessing, you would guess the age. I got aging weight.
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: I had your ass the birthday. You just gotta get lucky.
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: We're gonna lose some couple of prizes on you could
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: get somebody weight. Yeah, man, when you hold it on,
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: they teach you how to do that. What did you
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: get fired? Did you quit it all summer? How much? Junior?
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: I ain't make it though, cousin, you know, I got
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: in trouble or frad and yer we did employed. I
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: was I was guessing. I was guessing, and this girls
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: weight the workday I hit it. I'm just really checking
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: her way, I knew her body. All right, that's today. Rather,
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: we'll be back with our last break of the day,
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: and a forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll get
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. All right, guys,
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: this What is this Wednesday? Where's wow? This week is
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: going by fast? Yeah, Wednesday. Wow, hump day, hump day.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Tomorrow's my birthday, birthday even today tomorrow is your birthday, sir,
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: tomorrow you are come on, bring it. I know what
- 1:20:01Speaker 1: you're gonna say. Go ahead, well, here, go on an answer.
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: Then I'm just gonna be fine and I'm gonna have
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: a beautiful time. Thank you for your question. Tommy, Hey,
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: what question? What he always asked? What do he asks
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: in the hand? In the song? Oh? Yeah, what do
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: he asked? Every year? You can't answer that woman. They
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: put it in the song him what they put it
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: in the song for? That's for when your kids, Tommy, Okay, well,
- 1:20:37Speaker 1: how many candles we need? Put it that way? No,
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: you know, we don't do candles anymore because of COVID. No,
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: we don't do candles little more because they ain't that
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: much room. We know just by the time you like
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: the candles in the front, they're gonna be turned down. Okay,
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: this is where we're not doing this morning. We are
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: not doing this. You get a certain need, we are
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: not doing it. It will all be burning and set
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: the house on fire. Walls out in the front, photo wax,
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: get on the cake. Well, you know, would you rather
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: have a birthday or not be here? So okay, there's
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: only one alternative to not having a birthday. I hear
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: that I want all of them. You should go get
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: you some buttercake. Butter cake from Mastro now to do
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: it for you. Hey, yeah, I like their buttercake. It
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: is good. Tommy brought up something earlier and when we
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: were talking about what women wanting men, he said, just
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: be fine and be quiet. Why don't men like to talk?
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: What is that about? Because women love to talk because
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: y'all don't know when to stop. Thank you. See, if
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: you all would just stick to the subject mind talking
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: to y'all. But y'all, mood is subject around. You move
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: the parameters of the conversation around. It lead into stuff
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: we want to talk about then y'all bring your stuff
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: from the past related to the days, and you just
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: too much and you don't want to talk with the resolution.
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: You just want to go over that. Yeah, we need
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: founding boards. No, we'll want to be that. We want
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: to fix it, so we get ready for what's wrong?
- 1:22:24Speaker 1: Net because smoke coming down? But what's wrong? So you
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: don't like just saying you don't have to fix it?
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: Maybe I don't say what happened, but I know, I
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: know that's what your friends. But I don't know if
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: that so I don't know if that answers my question, though, son,
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: men just don't like to talk. I told you it. No, no, no,
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: it's so that y'all answer my question. I answered your question.
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: Why are you getting up right back? That's what that's
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: where to turn into. See, you haven't answered my question.
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: You still ain't saying why we don't like to talk? Yeah,
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: because y'all don't know where to stop. And is it
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: the timing you said? Yeah? Is it when we want
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: to talk as well? Rubbing your forehead you don't want
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: us to talk at all. Some of y'all don't know
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: how to do it. As soon as a man walk
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: in from work. He get hit with everything timing and tone.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: See right, thank you, listen to what's going on. I
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: gotta tell you. Let me tell you. So when our
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: first week, I don't want when I come here from work,
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: I don't when I'm at my lunch break, I don't
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: want to hear. So when do we have time? It's
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: only twenty four hours in a day. You can't can't
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: talking knife, you can't talking much. When are we talking? Heck,
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: we like to talk. Text you. That's what he say,
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: email only let me work to it in my own time, man,
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: And what he said texts me. But I'm just you know, man,
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: it's a lot of pressure. Man, I don't think. And women,
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: I understand your need to talk, communicate, to event, to validate,
- 1:24:31Speaker 1: to share. I got that, But your man ain't made
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: that one. He's just not man, he not and you
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: and y'all keep putting that on him, like he ain't
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: just he is this and he is that. But he
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: is just what he is. He's he's what he's wired
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: and we're not wired the same. And y'all's frustration is
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: we don't act like y'all. But then if we do
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: act like y'all, y'all wouldn't want it. OK, well that's true.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: Don't act like can we talk? And we just want
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: to Now we got to sit up there and we
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: got to go over and over and on because the
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: whole time my wife is talking to me, all I'm
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: thinking about it? What are you thinking about? Can I
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: wrap this up and provide a resolution for this and
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: let's move on. I tell you what, don't give one
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: word answers yes, no, act like you're interested. Hey, sometimes
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: that's all you've got. Like I gave a friend of
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: mine the best advice. He said, man, thank you. So
- 1:25:34Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, we was all sitting in the
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: group outside smoking a cigar at work, and then Marjorie called.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: I wanted to just have my cigar and talk with
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: the fella. And when she called, I saw her, saw
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: her face, and you know what I said to myself,
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: Show concern, Show concern, and then I answered the phone
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: and said, hello, hey baby, what's going on. The dude
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: sitting next to me saying, man, that's the best advice.
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: Show concern. Yeah, you say, because oftentimes I don't do that,
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: And that's what I do. I just show concern. And
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: then after I show concern. I want you to stop talking.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Quit buying you man with all that damn talking. Hey,
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: I didn't moved up to God. He loved here from you. Yeah.
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