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FULL SHOW: Hurricane Melissa Hits Jamaica, Strawberry Letter-Hands on Your Knees - 10.29.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Come on, Uh huh, I sure, well, good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: on and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I think I ought to explain something to y'all. You
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  Speaker 1: know when I when I wake up in the morning
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  Speaker 1: and I say, dig me, Now, what I'm asking you
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  Speaker 1: to do is it's old school, you know, man, And
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  Speaker 1: you know you said old people say I dig You
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  Speaker 1: know Dad never stop saying that. I'm sorry, but dig
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  Speaker 1: me now. It's just I want you to I won't
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  Speaker 1: you really feel me. I won't you to understand what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, because really, this morning inspiration is all given
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  Speaker 1: in the spirit of sharing and love. It ain't about
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  Speaker 1: to expose me in any way. That's not the purpose
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  Speaker 1: of it. But I found that in my morning inspiration
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  Speaker 1: that's best that I use some things about myself, because
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what better example can I use? Because I
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  Speaker 1: know me, know what's happened to me. I know exactly
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  Speaker 1: how I felt all along the way concerning almost everything,
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  Speaker 1: every aspect of my life. I now fully do really
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  Speaker 1: understand why God had my life spend the way it spun.
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  Speaker 1: And here's the part that I want to give to
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  Speaker 1: you this morning that first of all, whatever position you
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  Speaker 1: find yourself in today, we kind of come to one
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  Speaker 1: realization that we got ourselves there. We put ourselves there
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  Speaker 1: by a series of thoughts and actions. Thoughts turn into things.
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  Speaker 1: That's very important to know. So let's look at both
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  Speaker 1: sides of it. For people who think negative thoughts, it
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  Speaker 1: turns into negative things, and the direct opposite is true.
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  Speaker 1: For those who think positive thoughts, it turns into positive things.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal. It's as simple as that. For I
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  Speaker 1: cannot break it down any cleaner, I cannot make it
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  Speaker 1: any clearer. Thoughts become things. So the one glaring question
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  Speaker 1: for all of us always is on a daily basis,
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  Speaker 1: what are you thinking? What are your thoughts? What are
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  Speaker 1: you thinking? What are your thoughts? Because I can assure
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  Speaker 1: you and is not by a promise of mine. This
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  Speaker 1: is not a theory that Steve Harveyden came up with.
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  Speaker 1: This is a fact of life. This is biblical, this
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  Speaker 1: is spiritual, This is written, this is philosophical, This is
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  Speaker 1: the law of the universe. However, you need to drink
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  Speaker 1: this medicine to take to get it down and feel
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. This is just the way
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  Speaker 1: it is now and here the cold part, folks, It
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  Speaker 1: don't matter if you believe me or not. It does
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  Speaker 1: not matter if you have never been explained this or not.
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  Speaker 1: And it does not matter if you think it works
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  Speaker 1: in your life or not. It don't matter. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It is the way it is.
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  Speaker 2: It is a.
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  Speaker 1: Scriptural, it is a spiritual, it is philosophical. It's just
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  Speaker 1: whatever is the law of the universe.
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  Speaker 2: You call whatever you want call.
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  Speaker 1: However, you got to dress this thing up to put
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  Speaker 1: it in a phase that you can feel me. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to feel me now, because this is all
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  Speaker 1: it is. So when I say that you are where
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  Speaker 1: we are today because we thought ourselves here, are you
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  Speaker 1: best to believe that's true? You thought yourself here, no
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  Speaker 1: one else see. Let me explain something. I got people
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  Speaker 1: around me who so badly want to take credit for it,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't allow it. But because I keep pointing
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  Speaker 1: to the heavens, I keep pointing and trying, and they
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  Speaker 1: say it out loud as many times as I can
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  Speaker 1: without being so offensive. That my life is by design,
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  Speaker 1: by grace and mercy, by blessings from God. My life
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  Speaker 1: is because God has seen it to be so. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but I got plenty people around me want credit for
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  Speaker 1: it and want you to not give credit to God
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  Speaker 1: and give it to them.
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  Speaker 2: I got that.
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  Speaker 1: I got that, But I understand that. See, I understand
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  Speaker 1: what that is. That's a person whose design is to
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  Speaker 1: get the credit. But it's okay. It's so clear to
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  Speaker 1: me what my father was saying to me. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: get it as I get older and older, he always
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  Speaker 1: said to me, son, everybody come with you can't go
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  Speaker 1: with you. See, you know, I don't know how people
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  Speaker 1: say it in church. You know sometime they go, well,
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  Speaker 1: people come into your life for seasons, and I guess
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  Speaker 1: that's the same thing. You know, they seizing up, They
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  Speaker 1: gone well, you know, and then but then hit the
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  Speaker 1: way they try to hold you though, or you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: forget where you come from. Oh, you ain't gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: it real no more. I don't want to go back
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  Speaker 1: where I come from. I don't want to keep it
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  Speaker 1: that real no more. It was real enough for me
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  Speaker 1: living in the car. I had enough of that real.
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  Speaker 1: I don't gonna keep it real now. I don't keep
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  Speaker 1: it real. I wanna go keep it dreamy. I want
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  Speaker 1: to go keep it fantasized. I want I wanna. I
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  Speaker 1: want to keep it out of this world. I want
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  Speaker 1: to keep it off the chain. I want to keep
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  Speaker 1: it moving. I want to keep it ball and I
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  Speaker 1: want to see what that's like. So Nah, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna forget where I come from, but you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: hold me to that though See, thoughts become things all
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  Speaker 1: day long? Where's your vision board? Where are the things
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  Speaker 1: that you want written down? What do you think about
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  Speaker 1: the most? How grateful are you for what all God
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  Speaker 1: has done for you? Where you at with that?
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 1: Here hear another law? If thoughts become things, Let me
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  Speaker 1: ask you this. If all you thinking about is your debt,
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  Speaker 1: If all you're thinking about is what you ain't got,
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  Speaker 1: If all you thinking about or is all woe is me?
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  Speaker 2: If all you.
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  Speaker 1: Thinking about is every time I turn around, I'm sick.
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  Speaker 1: If all you thinking about it's the things in life
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  Speaker 1: that you're lacking. If that's all you thinking about, and
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  Speaker 1: if thoughts become things, how much debt you think you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay in?
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  Speaker 2: How much?
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  Speaker 1: How much how much lacking you think you're finn to
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  Speaker 1: fill your life with? How much most stuff you fin
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  Speaker 1: to not have because you keep thinking about it all
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  Speaker 1: the time. When you're gonna be grateful, when you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: say thank you, when it's gonna come out your mouth, Man,
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  Speaker 1: that I may not be where I want to be,
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  Speaker 1: but I show am grateful for what you've given me
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  Speaker 1: so far, for the things I have to date, because
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to have these things. You know what
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  Speaker 1: that does? That then opens up room for more stuff
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  Speaker 1: to come your way. To be grateful fall. But if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be ungrateful, ah, man, let me ask you something.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't God, I don't claim to be, But let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something man. If you ungrateful for the
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  Speaker 1: things we got, If we can't show no gratitude for
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  Speaker 1: what we have, why would God give us some most
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  Speaker 1: stuff to be ungrateful for? What would he do that for?
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  Speaker 3: Tada?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody feel me right now? So when I say come on,
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  Speaker 1: y'all dig me? Now? Do you understand why I say
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  Speaker 1: dig me Because I.
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  Speaker 2: Want you to feel me.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to understand and come to the understanding,
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  Speaker 1: not saying you ain't. Because there's so many people got
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  Speaker 1: a deeper understanding than me about this whole thing. I
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  Speaker 1: promise you they do, but they listen to me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to get you to walk up in this light, man,
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  Speaker 1: so you can go on with your life and quit
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  Speaker 1: tripping yourself out with your thoughts, because thoughts become things,
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  Speaker 1: all right.
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  Speaker 4: All day you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
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  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention.
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  Speaker 1: Please, How can I put this to you that makes
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  Speaker 1: you makes it really stick today? Because I've tried several
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  Speaker 1: ways to get you into the mind frame, to get
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  Speaker 1: you into the mind frame of honoring God for this
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  Speaker 1: wonderful thing that He gives us every day called the present,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't want you to overlook the fact that
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  Speaker 1: it's necessary. I woke up this morning kind of in
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  Speaker 1: a little helter skelter, so I didn't get to save
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  Speaker 1: my prayers right away. But then before I came on air,
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  Speaker 1: I stopped and I got myself together and was able
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  Speaker 1: to put it in because I just don't want to
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  Speaker 1: start a day without thanking God for this day.
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  Speaker 2: I just don't. I just really really don't.
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  Speaker 1: And what in part of the big part of my
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  Speaker 1: prayers thanking Him for yesterday, for all he did for
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  Speaker 1: me and me through, and then I also want to
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  Speaker 1: thank him for the things He's prepared for me today
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  Speaker 1: that I have no knowledge of. Wow, God goes in
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  Speaker 1: rooms before I go there, So when I get in
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  Speaker 1: the room, I don't I don't worry about who in
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  Speaker 1: the room. I go in the room and I look
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  Speaker 1: for God, because if God goes before me, all I
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  Speaker 1: gotta do is go in there and look for God. Now,
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  Speaker 1: whoever he working through that day, That's who I'm in
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  Speaker 1: search of. Boy, you better, you better put your life
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  Speaker 1: in peace and quit tripping with these people. Go ahead
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  Speaker 1: on Steve Harvey Martin Show, Charlie Strawberry, Califrail Mississippi Mornica Jr.
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  Speaker 1: Is still out today, and the legend that is Nephew Tommy. Ladies, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on today? You know, normally I ask junior, junior,
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  Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? But kind of scared to
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  Speaker 1: do that with Tommy.
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  Speaker 4: So what do you mean, you know, Tommy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it ain't Tommy, it's what come out of time, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: It's you know, be early in the morning and you
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  Speaker 1: just don't want to all right, man, Hey Tommy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's say, man, what's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 3: So so I'm trying to help a buddy of mine out.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe you can help, Okay, So.
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  Speaker 2: Oh lord, what are his friends?
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  Speaker 3: One of my boys been sleep for seven days because
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  Speaker 3: he said his wife said, when you wake up, I
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  Speaker 3: want you to tell me who the hell Stephanie is.
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  Speaker 3: He ain't woke up yet, So what can he say
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  Speaker 3: when he wake up? Because clearly he is. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what to say, and he ain't. He ain't woke
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  Speaker 3: up in seven days, so I just want to I
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  Speaker 3: think that's a very good question.
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  Speaker 4: See that's why right here, you're right after.
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  Speaker 1: So now somehow he has notified Tommy that he's still
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  Speaker 1: sleep for seven days, and now he gonna ask, oh,
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  Speaker 1: what should he say when he wake up?
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  Speaker 2: Let me help you with this. Hire. When he wakes up.
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  Speaker 1: He wasn't sleep, he was in a coma, okay, God,
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  Speaker 1: and he has no memory of Stephanie or any woman
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  Speaker 1: that has a name with an S in it.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 4: Amnesia.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he got going. And surely let's just let
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  Speaker 1: him have that. He gonna tell his friend because he
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  Speaker 1: take us a good idea.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we'll just go with it, all right, Thank you?
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  Speaker 4: Coming up at thirty. Two minutes after the hour, we
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  Speaker 4: will hear from the nephew yet again as he runs
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  Speaker 4: that brenk back. Right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 4: The nephew is here to run that prank bag.
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  Speaker 3: What you got for us, nev I got it for you.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we pay taxes on everything, y'all. You know
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  Speaker 3: how we do. And it's you know, with at the
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: end of the year coming up, you know you're starting
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: to my wife already starting with the taxes and it,
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  Speaker 3: you know that's her thing.
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  Speaker 4: But getting the paperwork together.
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  Speaker 3: Getting the paperwork doing all that. Once you gotta pay back.
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  Speaker 3: We don't getting no money, so we got to pay
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  Speaker 3: some money back. But anyway, this right here is a
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  Speaker 3: different kind of taxes. This is booty taxes. You understand
• 12:53
  Speaker 3: what hey, hey, don't knock it. It's people paying on
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  Speaker 3: different things. This booty text. Okay, text that behind. Let's
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  Speaker 3: go cat that.
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  Speaker 6: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Kendrick. This is hey, Kendrick.
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  Speaker 6: How you doing. My name is Anthony, Man Anthony. They
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  Speaker 6: call me a C. How you doing.
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  Speaker 7: I'm good, Bro?
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  Speaker 2: How you doing?
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  Speaker 6: I'm good, I'm good. Hey listen, uh, this right here, man,
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  Speaker 6: this I don't even know how to put this though,
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  Speaker 6: but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got
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  Speaker 6: some issues. I'm getting ready to find my taxes and
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  Speaker 6: I'm going through all my expensis, all my receipts and
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  Speaker 6: all this kind of stuff. You know. I just I
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  Speaker 6: can't I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't
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  Speaker 6: spend like twenty thousand dollars on your wife last year,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm trying to figure.
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  Speaker 7: Out, Oh well, bru wait, Manue you asking me you
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  Speaker 7: don't spend twenty thousand dollars on shiit I'm married to?
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  Speaker 7: Is that what you're telling me.
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  Speaker 6: All I'm trying to do, man, is I'm trying to
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  Speaker 6: do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to claim no, no, no write off. Basically,
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  Speaker 7: what you're telling me is you my wife.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't say all, man, I ain't.
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  Speaker 7: Say all what you saying.
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  Speaker 6: Bro. All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out
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  Speaker 6: is that all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses? Man,
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  Speaker 6: I'm over twenty grand on money I spent on Melanie
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  Speaker 6: last year.
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  Speaker 7: So first, let me understand something right quick. You asking
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  Speaker 7: me for permission to claim my wife? When did you
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  Speaker 7: ask for permission my wife? Help me with that?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, okay, okay, let's do this here. Drug. I
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  Speaker 6: ain't say I did that. You saying that. I'm saying,
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  Speaker 6: I just want to claim the taxes because I spent
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  Speaker 6: twenty k on it. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, let's just let's do this, brother, Let's put money
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  Speaker 7: on the phone. Let's put mail on the phone.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't no, we ain't got a brainmailing this. We ain't
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  Speaker 6: got brainmailing it. What I'm saying is mother be already
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  Speaker 6: in it, see in it?
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  Speaker 1: What excuse me?
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  Speaker 7: We ain't got to plan any see any think you
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  Speaker 7: must be outside Joe mine.
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  Speaker 6: All I'm saying is, do you have a problem with
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  Speaker 6: me claiming Melody? You mother? What did I do?
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  Speaker 8: Bruh?
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  Speaker 7: I got a problem having this whole my face?
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  Speaker 6: How?
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  Speaker 7: First of all, how did you get my information? How
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: you get my number?
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  Speaker 4: Brother?
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  Speaker 6: I asked around for your number. I ain't want to
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  Speaker 6: call you. Took me a week to call you. You
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  Speaker 6: know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to dude, I
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  Speaker 6: just spent twenty grand. You under see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 7: When did you spend twenty grand? That's I want to know.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't spent twenty grand on this month and I'm
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  Speaker 7: married to her, So what what's the you doing that
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  Speaker 7: you spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife and then
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  Speaker 7: you want to claim that? Keep me understanding that.
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  Speaker 6: Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my
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  Speaker 6: receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying
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  Speaker 6: to do that. All I'm trying to do is is
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  Speaker 6: just I just want I want to I want to
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  Speaker 6: know if you I don't want to both claiming it,
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  Speaker 6: because that's how you get in trouble. Brother, you already
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  Speaker 6: and mother trouble is the last mother thing you ought
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  Speaker 6: to be worried about it and you call it my
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  Speaker 6: mother phone, telling me about some that you got going
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  Speaker 6: on with my old lady, and then you telling me
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  Speaker 6: can I have your permission? You?
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  Speaker 7: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: So dog, we got to get some kind of resolution
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  Speaker 6: to this.
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  Speaker 7: A good resolution is a good you mean a resolution.
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  Speaker 7: That's the only mother resolution we gonna get. Brother, Ain't
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  Speaker 7: no other resolution. Ain't no other resolution.
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  Speaker 3: We ain't we ain't.
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  Speaker 7: We ain't got elf to talk about. We ain't got
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  Speaker 7: a mothering to talk about. That's the resolution I got fighting.
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  Speaker 7: I tell you what, brother, I'm texting mill right now.
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  Speaker 7: I've been texting her since we've been on this mother phone.
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  Speaker 6: I pray, what are you texting her?
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  Speaker 3: Father?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 7: You mean when am I texting her?
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  Speaker 6: For?
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  Speaker 7: She is the subject matter. So that's why I'm texting her.
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  Speaker 6: But you better pray to God.
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  Speaker 7: This is a money I hope to God. You y'all
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  Speaker 7: got y'all people stuff with me like this. Bid. This
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  Speaker 7: ain't gonna go to it brouh and at.
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  Speaker 6: All at all, Okay, so I guess I can't claim
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  Speaker 6: them at this point. Tell mother now, so what you
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  Speaker 6: want to do?
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  Speaker 7: Though, Bro, I've already told you what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 7: and I'm waiting on meals re funs on this Mother
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  Speaker 7: seel like she's slower than the mother. She can't type fast.
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• 20:16
  Speaker 4: at Jamaica as a Category five storm late yesterday. We'll
• 20:19
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• 20:23
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• 20:43
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• 20:48
  Speaker 4: CLO Tamia and Richmond writes, my twelve year old son
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: has a crush on a girl at school, and he
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: asked her out on a date. He asked her mom
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: after school, and then he told me he wants me
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: to take them to the mall Saturday. Is this cute?
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Or are they too young to be going on dates?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Well, you can stop with them. Are they too young?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: He'dn already asked the mama, the mama that said, yeah,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: he got to crush.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: On the girl.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: What you cannot do is get these boys to uncrush that.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: That ain't finna happen. Yeah, he got a crush on
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: this girl. What you stopped liking her?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: What happen?
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: So it's it's kind of cute if they just go
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: to the mall. Yeah, it's if they just go to
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: the mall, that's that's what's gonna happen. But you know
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: you raised a good boy. He went over there, he
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: asked the mamba. Yeah, gentlemen, so you know he twelve.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: I had a crush on girl. I've had a crush
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: on girls my entire life. I never went through that.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like little girl, period.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't know what to do with them,
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: But I never I never not like him. I always knew.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: I WoT it was.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: How old were you when you went on your first date?
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Fifteen?
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Where'd you guys go?
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Moving movies? You know this back in the day. Wasn't
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: what else were we gonna go?
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were no malls, movies, skating, raking. When I
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: was fifteen, there were no malls. Really, yeah, malls hadn't
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: been invented yet.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: So y'all just.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Doing the seals as he got dog.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: All they had was strip malls.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, strip malls.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: You know they had strip.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I don't let me see fifteen Let me see Montgomery Wall.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah they had that.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Strip mom too.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Well, let me just say this, big malls hadn't been
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: a vinit yet where you could just go and make that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, mall might have had them. I was not exposed.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, we're gonna move on to Darwin. In Bastrip,
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Darwin writes, I'm sleeping with the sweetest woman. That's the
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: best lover I ever had. She's fatitte and sweet, but
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: she snores like a three hundred pound mountain man. I
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: love everything about her. But that have you dealt with snoring?
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Was it a deal breaker? Please help?
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: No from Darwin?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: No, I ain't never had that one down. I don't
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: know what to tell you.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: All I can tell you is to beat her to sleep.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: That's all I can tell you. I'm not finna cut
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: her homes though, doing all that. You you ain't never
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: had that leads. Yeah, well, you ain't never had snoring before. Hey,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: push your hey, nudge, Hey, get over on that side,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: get on her side, get on her stomach.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: There wasn't the case.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But if she on her back though, she giving it
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: to you.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: So you saying go to sleep before?
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he said, he just study?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: No do you just you snow and turn on you know,
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: make them shift positions, you.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Know, uh huh. But it's snoring a bad thing though,
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: you don't.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it is. By that band aid.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: They go on their nose and they got this mouthpiece
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: you can buy too. They got a mouthpiece that you
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: can buy and sleep. That helps with snoring.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, but not.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Heah, not doing all that, all.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: The tricks and all that. That's all I'm doing. I
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: just ain't sleeping.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Try to get on.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: Out of here now, stretch.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to get on out here, get to
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: work in the morning.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: I don't worry about that. I'm proud of here, all right.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: Moving on to Raffia, Raffella rafaella in Middletown, Raffaela writes
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: my husband has a second phone, and he says it's
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: a work phone. I want to believe him, but I
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: feel like he could have told me that he has
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: another phone before I heard it ringing in his pocket?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Is all?
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Am I foolish to believe it's just for work?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Well, that's what he said. It was fun.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: You know, you ain't got no proof? That is nothing else?
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: Does she need proof though? Does she need proof?
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You can't just accuse a man without nothing. The man
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: said it's a work phone. Now let's find out what
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: kind of work. If he the mail man, that ain't
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the work phone. If he delivered that ain't a work phone.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Why didn't he tell her?
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Why didn't he tell her he had the phone. That's
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: also what she's mad about, because he didn't even tell her.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Ringing.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: They don't work together, right, Yeah, and the phone got
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: assigned to me.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: They handed it to me. Why I tell you I
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: got it?
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: You don't know nothing about work.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: You don't know nothing about the tool bell, You don't
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: know nothing else.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, what his phone?
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Because it's ringing in your pocket?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: That's the problem, asked, what phones do?
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: How else do you know an somebody on that.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: But here's the lie.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: If it's a work phone and it ring in this post,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: then he didn't answer it, then it's not a work phone,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: right because you got to answered if it's a work phone, right, yeah, right, yeah.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Now if it's ringing and he playing it off all
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I don't feel like that right now, then that ain't
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a work phone.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: I'm upset with him though.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: Why Why?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Why is that not on silence? Why is he that stupid?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: Why? Because it's a work phone, Tom, Why would you
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: put your work phone on silid? That's the other comeback
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I got, baby, If this wasn't a work phone, why
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: would I not have I would just put it on silent? Well,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: why didn't you answer it? Because I didn't hear it.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: In time.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: Because you were talking to me, baby.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Having because you know, I've had my phone rang in
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: my pocket before, like I had on my workout pants
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: and I couldn't and I couldn't get that thing out
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: of my pocket. Man, I just couldn't get my phone
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: out of my pocket. And I need eat it out too,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and I couldn't get it out.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Okay, But in this case, you think he's lying. I
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: think he's lying. Yeah, yeah, you know it's the full.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Rain that ain't work for rock breaking it forward.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: It was on silence. All right, thank you, Clo coming
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: up with the teller. We will have some entertainment news
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: for you right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Hurricane Melissa made landfall in New Hope, Jamaica, yesterday afternoon
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: as a powerful Category five storm and causing widespread devastation.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Melissa pumbled through with one hundred and eighty five miles
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: per hour winds and torrential rain. Yeah yeah, yeah, one
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: and eighty five miles per hour.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: Then weake into a Category four as it continued its
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: path of destruction across Jamaica. According to AP News, multiple
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: hospitals and emergency services are not accessible because of flooding
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: and power lass. On Monday, ahead of Hurricane Melissa, Jamaican
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: Prime Minister Andrew Hallness cautioned that a cleanup would be slow.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: He said, quote, there is no infrastructure in the region
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: that can withstand a category five. The question is the
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: speed of recovery. That's a challenge. There are reportedly close
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: to twenty five thousand tourists stranded right now in Jamaica
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: that were unable to evacuate and this morning, the hurricane
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: is expected to impact Cuba and then move on toward
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: the Bahamas by late this afternoon. And of course our
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: prayers are with those impacted by this horrific storm, Hurricane Melissa.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Is our president going to help helping everybody here?
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Well, we have to help the Caribbean. I mean, I
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: don't see how you can't help the right in the Caribbean.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know we don't see how.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well you're right, see yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I think we're gonna have to put some prayer on
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: this that we touch all the right hearts because you know,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: we we have the means to help. Yes, but you
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: know the problem with this make America great again, it
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: has been to withdraw. If you knew the damage they've
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: caused in Africa with Africa Aid being taken away. I
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: mean really simple stuff like just mosquito nets. Do you
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: know what the medical assistance to Africa? And they don't care.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Project twenty twenty five doesn't care. I'm really afraid of
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: this administration's people. And I'm gonna tell you something, man,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it's this is my honest opinion. It's the people around
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump that are the most dangerous because I think
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: they play, you know, they play on the fact that
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: we support you, and they know he loves that. But
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: in saying we support you, they are allowed to enact
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: their policies around him.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: And that's the danger man.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Project twenty twenty five came from this one guy who
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: sat on Donald Trump's plane and promised him his support,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: and that's how he got it in and we're dealing
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: with Project twenty twenty five. And that's I'm just afraid
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: that this no aid to these countries are gonna help.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: We were so slow in helping Puerto Rico.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: I just we're the most powerful country in the world.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: There's no way that some of its islands and the
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: richest in the Caribbean can rebuild without international support.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: That's no exactly way.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: But you know, Carla, the reason you're considered the most
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: powerful nation in the world is because you've extended the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: arm of.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Aid and built allies around the world.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Once you start thinking you don't need other people, you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: don't get to be big as you were.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: You just don't.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Because there's a lot of ill will towards America right
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: now because of their unwillingness to continue being a source
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: of aid that they've been for so long.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like America is and I see you on
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: life support. That's what it is about. And the beep
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: is fading away bad.
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: I think you're right, and you know, the whole the
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: whole thing of make America great again. They didn't understand,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: are then complete denial of how America was built in
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: the first place. Yeah, America was built on free label. Yeah,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: exactly how they got into the eco industrial revolution with
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: money because they had free label. Yeah. And America, Europeans,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: all of them, they've built nothing of their own. Take
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: some somebody else already got men, say it's yours and
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: then yeah, and then act like you didn't take it,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: like you've been there the whole time.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Made right, and now let's erase the history. So don't
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: nobody know what we did?
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: They want to do?
• 33:43
  Speaker 9: Come on, man, No, Yeah, there is some organizations and
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: charities that are offering relief, and you can start with Jamaica,
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: Red Cross, Dot War, but I'm sure there are more.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you guys switching years now. I don't
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: know if you knew about this, Steve, but TMC recently
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: caught an original King of comedy in New York City.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: It wasn't you, obviously, but it was Cedric the entertainer.
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: That's right. TMZ talked to SETI said about the jokes
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: being made about food stamps and said said said, no,
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: that's not a joke. There are so many people living
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: in America with food insecurities. The fact that the US
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: government is willing to let its own citizens starve is ridiculous.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Said smirked and gave his blessing and said, I do
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: understand that we're going to joke about everything. So do
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: you guys send to yourself or do you just love
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: doing those edgy jokes?
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, I censor myself. I'm not messing up, no job,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: I got the censor. Well, it's always too soon in
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: this society.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it is what it is.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: It's a new day, okay, all right?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Coming up at twenty minutes after the hour, a dangerous
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  Speaker 4: According to WAPT News in Mississippi, an aggressive and very
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  Speaker 4: area in Mississippi. Serious story Steve. A truck full of
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: monkeys was traveling from to A truck full of them
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: was traveling from Tulane University yesterday when it overturned along
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: the highway. According to authorities, twenty one monkeys were on
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: the truck and after that accident, fifteen of the monkeys
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: remain cage and six monkeys as escaped. Now, the monkeys
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: are said to weigh around forty pounds each, but they're
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: very aggressive as breed is, and they're dangerous to humans.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: The monkeys reportedly require protective equipment if you want to
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: handle them, and the local Sheriff's office told reporters start
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: call it good, No, like a hazmat suit or something.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: The monkeys got coming from TWU Lane.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: What are they doing at the college.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Well, it was twenty one of them though when the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: truck flipped, fifteen of them stayed in the cage. Six
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: of them said were out of here and trying to
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: tell all the fifteen let's go.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: But the other fifteen, oh no.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Long when ain't sitting and run you mask neim told
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: us we going up two lane.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: We had stay on the truck. We'll about a here,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: oh over the cave. Just seez all.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Smart for all of that.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: The local sheriff's off, let's ride.
• 38:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: The monkey that got away actually crossed interstate, across the
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: interstate and went out into a wooded area. The monkey
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: remains at large.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Now see now he in real trouble because he crosses
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the state lines. Now it's a felony. Well, the monkey
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: he was watching the news. He've been watching the Puffy trial,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: so he already knew they was probably transporting him because
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: he wasn't treating the other monkeys right down there where
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: they was at.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: That's why he was in that truck. The monkey away.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: He in the top of a tree now thinking how
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: good life is.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he seen any other monkeys out there, He's shaking
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: them down, like right now, he'd turner. He going down
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: to people's house and freeing monkeys. Everybody in Mississippi got
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: a good cal care for a little monkey.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: All right, guys showing up in thirty four minutes after
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: the hour, we'll play a round of One has to go.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: Right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: time to play a round of one has to go, guys,
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Here we go. Chocolate syrup, caramel syrup, strawberry syrup. Which one?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: One has to go?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, strawberry syrup. Yeah, body walked out.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never had strawbery, sir.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: No, they don't go. Nothing but strawberry, that.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Chocolate and a carameal This person saying everything, all right.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: One has to go jacuzzi, outdoor shower, cold plunge. One
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: has to go outdoor shower, outdoor shower. Okay, over cold?
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: What what I like?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: The cold plant?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: This is hard.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like it mm hmm, but you like the benefit. Yeah.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: I got to start back up, man, because it works.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: But I ain't looking forward to it though. Yeah, cold,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: One has to go sex on a waterbed, sex in
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: a car, or sex in an airplane laboratory.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Some of my greatest days was on the water bed.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: And I ain't gonna lie too. Yeah, you'll kill that airplane, right, yeah,
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Nice, But people do that all the time. Yeah, all right.
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: One has to go a week in prison, a week
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: in space, a week in a submarine.
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do that. No, I can't do
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: that submarine. That sub is hard.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I ain't gonna be right a week later
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: after this prison, I'll tell you that now.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well we can at least we can work something
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: out in this prison.
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: Wait.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I can't work out nothing in that submarine. And can't
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: nothing go wrong up in space? It can go wrong
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: in prison. I got, I can, I can. I can
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: work with it. It cannot go wrong in that submarine
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: or out of space.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: Space.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but I really can't be under that water
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: that that can't happen.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, one has to go.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Your tongue, your teeth, or your lips. One has to go.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: As we're finished talk, but we need all okay, listen, listen, lip?
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Is you fingering?
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Radio?
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: Limp?
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Let me hear it?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: I want to.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I said, is you? I'm sorry? I'm sorry? Are you
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: are going to give of your lips?
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: I got past that.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: If I got my lips, ain't nobody gonna know who
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I am.
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: You're gonna be you can go.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: I might have on COVID mask. I take my lips,
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: all right?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Which one though? So lips for you lips?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: You've got to have the teeth and tongue. You gotta talk.
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, but you can't kiss.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: One has to go American Idol. America's got talent or
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: the voice.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Take either one of them.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Take all, Take all three off TV. I ain't gonna
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: know it, I promise you, I'm not even gonna know.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know who want what?
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: All right? One has to go. Profanity, lying, painting, what profanity? Profanity,
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: lying or hating. One has to go.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: We got to lie and we got becuks.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I hate oh, I don't hate nohow, So that's going good? Okay,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm probably lying about that.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: But go ahead.
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. One has to go. Jeffrey Osborne, Johnny Gill,
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: Peebo Bryson. Nobody, nobody can go.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Give me the Johnny, nobody can go.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait you're talking about if I
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: got hold on? Bye Johnny, Johnny, Jeffy Born, Peebo. Yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Jeffrey Osbourne LTD. It'll be people love ballot what hey hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I'm keeping Jeffrey and Johnny Johnny, I love Johnny gil
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: but bye, Wow, no way you're taking l t D
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: from me?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Brighton, It ain't a way.
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: Thank you, guys. Right by you. And today's prank phone call.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: Show coming up at about four minutes after the hour.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: hands on your Knees. We'll get into that and find
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: out what that song about.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Wow title.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but right now it is time for the nephew
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: and today's prank phone call.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: What you got for his nef Let's go, let's get
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: let's get stupid tarms teen, let's do that stupid terms ten.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: This right here is bet bugs Shirley bid Boogs, bid Boogs.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: I know, I know, call us scrunching her face up.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I know sounds Yeah, let's be stupid for a minute.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Let's go cat Hello, Hello.
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: To speak to Sanie.
• 45:01
  Speaker 11: She's out here right now.
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: I take a message. Do you know when she's coming back? Now?
• 45:06
  Speaker 11: Is this a business calls him?
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: No? No, this personal. I need to talk to her immediately. No,
• 45:12
  Speaker 6: you need to talk to me.
• 45:13
  Speaker 11: It's just a man.
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: Who is this? This is this is Brandon?
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: Who are you?
• 45:17
  Speaker 11: I'm Ernest man? But why do you know?
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: I got a bit of a situation here, man, And
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: it's basically a financial situation that I'm owed some money
• 45:28
  Speaker 6: from her, So I kind of need to talk to
• 45:30
  Speaker 6: her about about getting this money. Is totally disrupted my
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: whole apartment and I need to actually see about talking
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: to her about getting this whole problem taken care of.
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: What's the what's the situation, what's.
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: The what's going on? I mean, I'm basically right now,
• 45:48
  Speaker 6: I'm twenty five hundred dollars in the rears due to
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: due to Chese, and I, you know, I need to
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: see if she's gonna be able to pay me for
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: this situation or what.
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: You know, do my girl owe you money?
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: She owes me twenty five hundred dollars, twenty.
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: Five hundred dollars for what. I don't even know who
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: you are, first of all, So what's up with the
• 46:08
  Speaker 11: twenty five hundred dollars?
• 46:09
  Speaker 6: Man? First of all, my name is Brandon, okay, and
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: I've been I know I've been knowing she knee probably
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: for the last three or four months. Now, okay, so
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: here is you you want to know it all in
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: a nutshell? Is just like this. Charne's been coming through
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: okay for the last three or four months, been coming
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: over here to my spot, to my apartment, hanging out.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: I'm just now finding out within the last two weeks.
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: It's I had to get rid of my couch. I
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: had to get rid of my mattresses because the mattress,
• 46:39
  Speaker 6: because it's been mattress.
• 46:40
  Speaker 11: Wait a minute, dude, Wait a minute.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: So you're trying to tell me she was in your bed. Yeah,
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: she's been in my bed.
• 46:45
  Speaker 11: Dude, she's been in your bed. Are you crazy?
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: Where she's twenty five hundred dollars? Twenty five hundred dollars
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: you talking about my girl was in your bed. Now,
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: we're not even gonna get into that. You understand what
• 46:59
  Speaker 11: I'm saying. But that's ty five hundred dollars. You can
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: forget about it. No, no, no, no, no, hold up, brother,
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: a ball you calling here? You calling here? You calling here?
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: And hear a dude answer the phone and you still
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: got to to ask for her. And the ain't gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: tell me about some twenty five hundred dollars about some mattress.
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: Dude, I'm out my my mattresses man on a thousand
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: bucks at full of bead bucks. I had to throw
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: that away.
• 47:19
  Speaker 11: May i'tbobly worry about those matches?
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: You talking about my girl. We've been together for four years.
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: I'm about to pop the question on her, and you
• 47:24
  Speaker 11: want to sit there talking about she'd been hanging with
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: you or take it with you for the last four months.
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: It's about to be over in a miny.
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: Now, what if you want to marry Snise cool? I
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: don't care nothing about it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: He don't even worry about that now. But you don't
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: when I was talking about some mattress man, That's that's
• 47:37
  Speaker 11: a problem, dude. I ain't worried about no mattress.
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: We don't worry them. I ain't got no mattress right.
• 47:41
  Speaker 11: Now to my house? You calling mine telling that?
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Dude, I do not call a mattress right now, nor
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: do I have a couch. Do you understand I an't canting.
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: About your mattress in the counts? Dude, I don't care
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: nothing about that. Your name you said your name Brandon.
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: I'm Brandon, Yes, he brand.
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: Okay, you don't worry about it right now, because you
• 47:59
  Speaker 11: gonna find me a real slool. Don't let me find
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: you before you find me.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Or you understand what I'm saying, don't you don't, don't
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: do then you can have.
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: Them big bugs and the mattress or whatever. Answer me
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: for all I care. But what I'm saying is you
• 48:11
  Speaker 11: talking about some big bus and the bim bugs over here.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Okay, so what he's getting see them problem over here?
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: In my place?
• 48:17
  Speaker 11: I'm can't have the problems. She ain't bring nothing over there,
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: first of all, but I ain't. That ain't even a
• 48:20
  Speaker 11: problem right now. You've been over here.
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Man, you let nobody else over here.
• 48:26
  Speaker 11: Don't worry about who you had over there. But you're
• 48:27
  Speaker 11: gonna call here's something about no money. You ain't getting
• 48:30
  Speaker 11: nothing from here?
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: Okay, First of all, do check this out. I don't
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: have a problem with you, okay, Me and you cool?
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: No when you cool problem, We already got a problem.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: You call with me something about you been slipping with
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: my brother?
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: Hey, dog, dodge the ones. I'm gonna say it again.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: Me and you cool dog, we cool?
• 48:43
  Speaker 7: We not cool? We not cool.
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: But I'm gonna water. I'm gonna handle Sanie myself. I'm
• 48:49
  Speaker 11: gonna do you. I'm gonna handle you later.
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: What you think what you're talking about? You, you're gonna
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: handle me.
• 48:54
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna handle you later. You want a mattress, right?
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Hey? They do? Still?
• 48:58
  Speaker 11: You want a mass?
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: Right and marriage? Shie? I ain't got nothing to do
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: with that. My water on them out my money back, man,
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: for the for the property of mind that she has ruined.
• 49:06
  Speaker 11: Man, don't worry about that. I'm gonna get you a masses.
• 49:08
  Speaker 11: Don't worry about that. It's gonna be a casket wrapped
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: around that.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Hell.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: Hey, dude, dude, why you sitting here creating the drama
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: with me when me and you we ain't even the problem.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: The problem is Shani.
• 49:18
  Speaker 11: The problem is you picked up your phone and you
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: crawl here. That's the problem you got to do. You
• 49:24
  Speaker 11: ain't got no couch, you ain't got no message. Now
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: you gotta do that. You understand what I'm saying.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: You know what I see. I can't talk to you
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: when through Shanise get home.
• 49:32
  Speaker 11: Man, don't worry about when Shani get home. What you
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: need to worry about was when I find you, okay, So.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: So when you're gonna have my money in it when
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: you find me because I need my.
• 49:39
  Speaker 11: Money day, I'm gonna have your your mattress too. Please
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: understand you're gonna be resting read or what?
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Okay? Okay, So so let me ask you this here, man, Shanise,
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: bring bed buzgs over to my house. Leave them all
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: in my mattresses, leave them all on my couch. Where
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: I gotta throw my stuff away? Where I'm wrong? At man,
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: where I'm wrong.
• 49:56
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna ask you straight up, did you know she
• 49:58
  Speaker 11: had a name?
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Say? What?
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: Did you know she had a man?
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: But I mean kind of kind of.
• 50:03
  Speaker 11: Sort of but not really though, ain't no kind of
• 50:06
  Speaker 11: sort of man even you know she got a man?
• 50:08
  Speaker 11: Or she don't got a man? You knew she had
• 50:10
  Speaker 11: a man?
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 50:10
  Speaker 11: And you still winning DV Right?
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: Hey, dog, I ain't got nothing to do with y'all. Man,
• 50:14
  Speaker 6: I'm dealing with these bed bugs.
• 50:17
  Speaker 11: Understand I'm saying, dude, do you understand you messing up
• 50:19
  Speaker 11: a four year relationship? You know how much time I
• 50:22
  Speaker 11: put in with this woman?
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: Four years?
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: Four years we about to get we was about to
• 50:25
  Speaker 11: get married, and you calling here with this.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: What are y'all supposed to get married?
• 50:29
  Speaker 11: Don't worry about when we're supposed to get married. Man,
• 50:31
  Speaker 11: you messed that all up. What I'm trying to explain
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: to you is, dude, you calling here on some big bug,
• 50:36
  Speaker 11: which I know she ain't got nothing to do with.
• 50:38
  Speaker 11: But the fact that you told me that she was
• 50:40
  Speaker 11: over your house, in your dad, that's over. It's over now.
• 50:44
  Speaker 11: You understand what I'm saying. Now, when she gets home,
• 50:46
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna deal with that. You understand what I'm saying.
• 50:48
  Speaker 11: That's gonna get done with. I'm walking up out of here.
• 50:50
  Speaker 11: But when I leave here, please believe my next doctor is.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: To come find yo. Prince of all.
• 50:55
  Speaker 11: How do you get the number to this apartment? That's
• 50:57
  Speaker 11: what I want to know they do.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: She gave me both numbers to phone number in the house.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Number told me, you know, if it's an emergency, called
• 51:03
  Speaker 6: the house.
• 51:04
  Speaker 11: Okay, and this is an emergency.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's an emergency.
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: Learn learn another emergency number, learning nine one one. Because
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: when I come knocking on your dog, either you come
• 51:14
  Speaker 11: out on your head of it, or you better call
• 51:15
  Speaker 11: the cops. You understand what I'm trying.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: To tell you, hey, man, do you think Tommy will
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: pay for the bead bugs?
• 51:22
  Speaker 11: Who is Tommy?
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying, do you think Tommy will pay for
• 51:25
  Speaker 6: the bed?
• 51:25
  Speaker 11: But who is Tommy?
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: Tommy dog nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Ernest,
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: you just got pranked by your girl shot niece.
• 51:38
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 51:39
  Speaker 11: Y'all, y'all or a, well, it was over. It was over.
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: You understand what I'm telling you.
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: It's over.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: There you have it, stupid good Wednesday moment.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Dead mugs. Yeah, does it make your skin? Yes? Yeah, surely,
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: yes it does.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, that'll make you throw the whole mattress out and
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: start over.
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: I'm talking about the whole bed, everything on the window. Yes, yes, yes,
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: lifted right on up.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Dallas for work.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: The nephew was coming to town, Addison, Addison, impriv man
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: and y'all already found out that I'm coming because you're
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: selling me out, and I want to say thank you
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: in advance. I appecated. I appreciate it. Nephew coming Halloween.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: That's this weekend, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Got a few
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: tickets left. They trying to get the neft you to
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: add a show. We're gonna think about it for me.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: All right. Let me let me let me sleep on
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: a night shows.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: If I had this on Sunday, listen, if I do
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: on Sunday, I'm telling you now, I'm telling you right now,
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Monday is not going to have.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: If you do two shows on Sunday. Yeah, what if
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I'm coming in here Monday for?
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Is it your job?
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: Sure? Job? I don't.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: You're the such thing at work? Overload y'all. Now, y'all
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: know that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: You need to really stop. Wow, where can you do
• 53:13
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  Speaker 4: Well, thank you, nephew. Subject hands on your knees here,
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: Stephen Shirley. I'm writing for help with my wife and
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: her addiction to screen time. Her need to be up
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: to date on everything on social media is driving me nuts.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: She follows cooking videos and my daughter and I have
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: to pretend the food is good. I am the cook
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: of so I can't stand when she's messing around in
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: the kitchen wasting food and seasoning. There was this cabbage
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: boil that went viral, and she made the cabbage and
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: we were in the bathroom for a full two days
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: trying to get it out of our systems. It did
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: help me lose a couple of pounds, though. My wife
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: also gets a lot of romantic advice from people half
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: our age on the internet, and I can't get into
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: most of those physicians anyway. I'm forty nine. I have
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: a belly now, so I can only work with a
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: few positions nowadays. It's not enjoyable if I'm in pain.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: What I am, though, is a good dancer, and I've
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: been using viral dances as cardio. I can do most
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: of them, and I go into the garage to do
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: them so my wife won't try to record me. She
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: has told me that I'm excluding her from my fun side.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: But sometimes I want to be alone and have fun
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: by myself. So she did something so low down. She
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: put cameras in the garage and was recording me dancing
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: over the course of a few days. I'm wearing tattered
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: clothes and I'm barefoot, living my best life, thinking that
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: I am dancing alone in the garage. I have my
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: fan and I was popping that thing like crazy. She
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: sent the videos of She sent the video of snippets
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: of me on our family group chat. I was yelling
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: hands on your knees very loudly on one video. She
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: plays too much. I will be the butt of my
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: family jokes forever. How do I get revenge?
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Also?
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: How do I get her to act her age and
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: stop doing everything that she sees on social media? Excuse me,
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: you're basically doing the same thing. How do you get
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: her to act her age. You're the one yelling hands
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: on your knees while dancing barefoot by yourself in your garage.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: I'd say both of you have a little growing to do.
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: You know you did some viral dances in the garage.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: You said that phone and all devices, let's say, can
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: be bad if it takes valuable time away from what's important.
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: And what's important, of course, is your spouse and your family.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: I mean you were both very distracted and not paying
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: attention to each other or the marriage right now. Marriage
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: takes work, It won't fix itself. You guys have your
• 57:19
  Speaker 4: own separate lives and you're both taking each other for granted.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: So I agree with you. Wife, He is addicted to
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: her phone, and it's not a good look, and it's
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: time to change some things, or you'll look up one
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: day and you won't even recognize each other again. You've
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: been on your screen stuff too, because you said you
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: saw viral dances. She already told you that you're excluding
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: her from the fun. That was a good place to
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: invite her in, but you didn't. So I ask you,
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: when was the last time you guys went out together?
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: When was the last time you had a date night?
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: You like to dance? How about putting on some music,
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: asking her to dance, or take her out to dinner
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: instead of eating TikTok meals. You need to figure out
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: stuff to do where you don't have to have your
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: phone with you every second of the day and invite
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: her to join you. You got to catch these issues
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: while they're still fixable and you're both flexible and open
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: to these ideas. Don't wait till it's too late, Steve.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: This one of them letters that I can put in
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: the category of I could care.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I know you were going to say that, I mean,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I really what, I don't even I'm not going to
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: try to help nobody in this letter.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: All I have is comments I don't care.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: You in your garage with camera, she cooking videos, you
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: and your daughter out. What's wrong? Ain't nothing wrong?
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: So what.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I'm writing to help my wife with her addiction to
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: screen time. Where you wrote the wrong person because I
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: don't care nothing about her screen time. All I have
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: is comment her need to be updated on everything on
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: social media, driving me nothing.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Once again, let me just say right in here, I
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: don't care. I do not care.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Okay, let's go.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: She follows cooking videos and my daughter and I have
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: to pretend that the food is good. I'm the cook
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: in the house, so I can't stand it when she
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: mess around in the kitchen wasting food that season. I
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: don't see nothing in this letter, but help them what
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. Surelene, I'm gonna read the letter. I'm just
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: see why I can help trying. That was this cabbage
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: ball that went viol and she made the cabbage and
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: we was in the bathroom for a full two days. Now,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: let me comment right here, I know that video. I
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: made that cabbage ball.
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: You you really?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I did it.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: You take a whole head of cabbage and you seizon
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: it and then you drop it into grease and you
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: fride or something like yeah something, Well, I can't be
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: what I have my chef do.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, it ain't worth me. Don't even waste you all time?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: All they do has look good.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: It ain't worth it ain't nothing, it ain't nothing. You
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: need trying now. I ain't go to the bathroom for
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: two days. You had some bad cabbage. Oh okay, it
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: did help me lose a couple of pounds. Though again
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: right here, the fact that you're mentioned of getting rid
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: of excess waste is of no concern to me. All right,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: hang up the rest of the letter. I'm gonna help
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you out.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: With Okay, good, all right, we'll have part two of
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: your response coming up Steve at twenty three minutes after
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 4: the hour, Today's Strawberry that are subject. Hands on your knees.
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  Speaker 4: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 4: All Right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: The subject is hands on your Knees. I know you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: said you didn't care about it, but do need some
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: help in their marriage?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Well they don't really, surely because the letters ignorant. He's
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: writing me for help to get his wife or her
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: addiction to screen time.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: I really don't care.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: She got to stay up to date on social media
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: and everything, and it's driving the crazy. She'd be watching
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: all these cooking videos and he don't like that because
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: he the cook in the house and she and he
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: wasting food and seasoning. She did the cabbage boil. She
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: with the cabbage ball that went viral. She made the
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: cabbage and we was in the bathroom for a two
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: full day. Okay, I saw that cabbage ball I made,
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: I made. I know exactly what they talking about hand
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: my chef making. It wasn't that good. Wasted time, It
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: wouldn't don't even don't even do that, y'all. Now you
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: can't cook because it just looked good. It's like, whoa,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: that's a good way to try cabbage, because you know,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I like cabbage. But it ain't nothing, it ain't worth.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Don't do it it.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: It did help me lose a couple of pounds. Okay,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: that's impacted. Wasys he talking about now? Talk that is
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: he talking about it? My wife also gets a lot
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: of romantic advice from people half our age on the internet,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: and I can't get into most of those positions anymore.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I'm forty nine and I have a belly. Now dog
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: forty nine and you can't get into positions?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: Boy, I was forty nine.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: Whoa boy?
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I was still what?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, boy, well, let me tell you something.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Forty nine, I don't know what the problem is. Get
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: rid of your stomach. If you got if you a
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: man and you got a stomach that's prohibiting you from
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: getting into sexual positions. You got to get rid of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: this stomach, because let me tell you what else's stopping
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: you from doing. You cannot sit on the edge of
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the bench and put your socks on. You're finna throw.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: Up, cousin of belly.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, if the belly is stopping sexual positions,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: it's some stuff you cannot do. You can't be walking
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: in public and your shoelace come off on time because
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: now you got to bend over, and then you got
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: to do breathing exercises, and then you got to tie
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: your shoe up in steps because you can't stay down
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: there the whole time and make both bowls and then
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: titan you this man, I am he got to bend over,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: do the criss cross, stand up, breathe, go down, put
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: one loop in, standing back up, breathe again. All right,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: you have got to take the elevator cause these steps
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: to kill you. Hey, forty nine and he can't participate
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: in sex, but anyway, it's not enjoyable.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: If I'm in pain, pain man, you in pain? What
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: am I though? Is a good dancer.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: With that stomach?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: You ain't?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I can tell you right now, boy. If you think
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: having sex is hard, dancing with a billy, I've been
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: using viral dancers as cardio. I could do most of
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: them and go into the garage, and and and and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: do them so my wife won't try to record me.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: She'd have told me, I'm uh including excluding her from
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: my fun side. But sometime I want to be alone
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: and have fun by myself. Every man needs that, every
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: woman needs. You got to have something fun that you
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: go do by yourself. I enjoy fishing alone, completely alone.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: Okay, Marjorie and.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 6: God into fishing.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: I think you're over sharing right here, and you don't
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: want to get in trouble though, I be just let
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: the record show I do.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Enjoy fishing with her because she done got good.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: I got us some gloves, she could take the hook
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: out the fish mouth way at all that sort of together.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Any Well, he liked to be alone and have fun.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: She did something low down, though. She put cameras in
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: the garage and started recording it while he was dancing.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Over the course of a few days, I'm wearing tattered
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: clothes and I'm barefoot. Now you're just in the garage
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: as a slave. And now you're in there with shirts
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: and barefoot. You in there look just like to together. Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: you got the big dumber hanging over these tatned shorts,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: and you live in your best left thinking, I'm dancing alone.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I had my fan. I was popping that thing like crazy.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: See right there, pop popping that thing like you crazy?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: What what thing though? Talking about your stomach?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: He didn't say he want.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: She sent the video snippets of me to our family
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: group chat. I was yelling hands on your knees loudly.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: She played too much. I'm gonna be the butter family
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: joke forever. How do I get revenge? How do I
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: get her to act her age and stop doing everything
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: that she sees on social media? Ain't neither one of
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: y'all acting y'all age. That's one thing Shirley said. And
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: that's why I don't care about this letter. Thank you
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: for writing us, Thank you for allowing me not to care.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. Hairs on your knees,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: hands on your knees, all right.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Leave your comments on today's put your hands on your knees.
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  Speaker 1: Your stomach is gonna hang over further.
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  Speaker 2: Get your stomach off me right now now.
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• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: for us? Tommy?
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  Speaker 3: All right, we got to recap the games that took
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: places parents weekend so we can see what pimpin did
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: this pants weekend.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: Ye oh yeah, yep, yep, yeah yeah, pimping.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Don't do the recap though, Oh no, just Steve, it's
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: just stee Oh they worked together, same okay, they got
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: two different people though.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm just there, No, not really.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 4: Just pull the curtain all the way back if no
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: one knew. But still.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Here we go, trying.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: I just lost to the bike ins thirty seventy ten.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Who did you pick? I picked my bikes.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: You picked the bikers?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, Dolphins beat the Falcons thirty four to ten. I
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: didn't pick that one, no, all right. Ravens thirty to
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 3: sixteen over the Baths.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I picked that even with the Lamar miss
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: and he wasn't gonna beat Yeah. Yeah, the Jets. The
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Jets won a game.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 3: We beat the Bengals thirty nine to thirty eight.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: I showed hope for it. I was pulling for him. Yes, sir,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: come on and then tell me that, say, you boy,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: job you think so? I hope? So yeah, Yeah, he's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: a good coach. He just he's just something else was
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: so here.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 11: Wrong?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah the player.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: The Bills beat the Panthers forty to nine.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: He told you, yeah, he picked that. Yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Now this is what I'm trying to see. I can't
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: remember who you picked. Texans beat the forty nine Ers
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: twenty six to fifteen.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: I sure didn't pick that, I know.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Did you pick this with Patriots? Patriots thirty two over
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: the Browns thirteen?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: God d'all you know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: You picked the brown.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: All right? You got the Eagles, they beat the Giants
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: thirty eight to twenty. Eagles beat the Giants. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: yeah picked yeah. Buccanils beat the Saints.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Sorry call it twenty three to thre that picked it, Yeah,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: all right, the Coats over the Titans thirty eight to fourteen.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: Picket picked it, and here we go, Broncos over the
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: Cowboys forty four.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: To twenty four. I picked the Broncos, did you all right? Yeah?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: I missed too, Chiefs be the command is twenty eight
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: to seven, and the Stealers lost to the Package thirty five.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: To twenty five. I missed that one. I thought the Steelers.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: They lost Prston truck. That is your recap. The same
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: with the brown So I I hate Pittsburgh, all right,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: thank you nephew, thank you, Pitsburb. I hate the Bengals
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: and I hate the Cows.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour, a man
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: is stuck between his ex and his current girlfriend and
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: he needs some help. Right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 4: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So guys, here
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  Speaker 4: we go. This is from Preston and Bentonville. Preston says,
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  Speaker 4: I had a birthday party and my ex wife crashed
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: my party. She came with my sister. I told my
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: girlfriend that she should be at my sister, not me,
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  Speaker 4: but she's mad because I allowed my ex wife to stay.
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  Speaker 4: She doesn't understand how mad my ex wife would have
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  Speaker 4: been if I made her lead. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: do anything that will jeopardize our good co parenting relationship.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's not fair to my girlfriend, But how
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  Speaker 4: do I get her to understand that my ex wife
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  Speaker 4: is evil like that?
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  Speaker 1: I think it was foul of your sister to bring
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  Speaker 1: your ex Yeah, and she did that to tick off
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  Speaker 1: your new girlfriend because she know better.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she know better.
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  Speaker 1: So if your sister was being real messy and stink
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: like that, now you and Bentonville, So I'm assuming that's office.
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  Speaker 1: Saw all y'all work at Walmart corporate office up there.
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  Speaker 1: Real nice facility. I've been there. I think Walmart is
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  Speaker 1: one of the great corporations in the world today.
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  Speaker 2: I really really do.
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  Speaker 1: The management is smart. I love the owners that I've met.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm saying all that in hope that they'll
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  Speaker 1: just give me two Walmarts. Maybe you know, something like that,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: trying to help. I'm trying to get a couple of Walmarts.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really But anyway, dog, here's your problem. I
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: understand what you're saying, but she would have just been mad.
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  Speaker 1: But I would have asked my sister to take her
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  Speaker 1: out of here.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 1: If your sister ain't gonna do that, but I would
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: at least made that motion to do it, because you're
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: gonna mess up your current relationship trying to hang on
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: to your old relationship, and she's using the kids as
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: a poem. Yeah, but don't let this old ex, evil
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  Speaker 1: woman ruin your relationship with your new girl. Keep her first,
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  Speaker 1: front and foremost, because don't know, woman want to be
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  Speaker 1: second to another one, especially the last one man, your ex. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and then she come to your birthday party crashing. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: that's being real messing. Yeah, and all of that was
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: to put it in your current girlfriend's face.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And his sister, you're right, his sister friends.
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  Speaker 2: With us with the ex friends.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, well yeah, and.
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  Speaker 4: The sisters anti the kids. And so she got a
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: relationship with the mom.
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  Speaker 2: So she was foul. Yeah, she was past five. Sound
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: like the ex would have everybody at their party, or.
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  Speaker 3: They try to put it.
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  Speaker 4: Sounds like, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: We have time for another one. This is from Letitia
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: in the DMV. Ltitia says, I'm a fifty two year
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: old married woman and I have a younger man on
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: the side that is strictly for sex. He started asking
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: for money and gifts, and I take him on my
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: work trips and I spoil him. When we're together, I
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: usually upgrade our hotel rooms and treat him to a
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: five star dining treat him to five star dining experiences
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: on my corporate card. He knows that I can't give
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 4: him money or buy gifts for him without my husband
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: noticing it. I need him to calm down. What can
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 4: I do to keep this young man happy?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: Why don't you stop seeing him?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Because see you you don't know how to play this game.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: See you doing it to keep him happy when what
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: he's doing is threatening your happiness.
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  Speaker 2: Right, See, he don't know.
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  Speaker 1: How to beat He decided he decide peace. So now
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: side piece keyword peace?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought by too.
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  Speaker 1: No word is peace? Oh you only get a peace?
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Oh side mean you over that?
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  Speaker 3: Peace?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Mean how much you get? Why you over that? Just
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: a peace? Okay, that's all he gets?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: He ain't all that. No way, you can't have nobody
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: thinking he all that?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: Coming up with twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this,
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  Speaker 4: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: So guys, it's Wellness Wednesday. We need to talk about
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: staying healthy during this cold and flu season. We all
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: know Halloween is this Friday, So when you're out this weekend,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: be sure to protect yourself when you're moving around in
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: crowded spaces, like if you go to a Halloween party.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: A lot of people will be going to Halloween parties
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  Speaker 4: this weekend. They might have his Jeremy children there or
• 1:16:58
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  Speaker 1: I don't recommend going to a Halloween party with kids.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Go to the wall with just adults. Okay, you got germs.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: I won't be going to either one of them, so
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  Speaker 2: I'm out.
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  Speaker 4: Go ahead, all right. Be sure to wash your hands frequently. Yes, yes,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: that's a good one. Stay hydrated, get enough sleep, sleep well,
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  Speaker 4: and eat healthy meals that support your immune system.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: We all agree on that one.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: Yes, I ain't nothing healthy to eat at the Halloween party. Nothing.
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  Speaker 4: vampire fangs? Or a big round pumpkin heads? Wow? Give
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  Speaker 4: you want to?
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  Speaker 2: You look at the option. You already got big head?
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  Speaker 2: He shut up?
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  Speaker 2: How you don't think your head ain't big?
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  Speaker 6: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather have pickled pigs feet sandwich or a
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  Speaker 4: slice of pumpkin pie? Which one is nice of?
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  Speaker 1: Punkin pie? Yeah, punkin pie. Man, I'm not eating this
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  Speaker 1: pickled pig for a sandwich. You to hal off that foot?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? What is that? A sandwich with mao and lettuce
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  Speaker 4: and tomatoes?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? All you can do is wrap life ring around.
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  Speaker 4: Some crackers.
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  Speaker 3: It was good back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know brand. Oh yeah, yes, yes, I am brand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm here for the brand, the old old me.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna stay right back there with that spam baloneyianna sausage.
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  Speaker 2: That okay? All right?
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather slumber party in a haunted house or
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 4: would you rather camp out in a cemetery? Which one
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: haunted house? Or cemetery. Well, we can't do that cemetery,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: but you can do a haunted house.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 2: Hey, I just got to.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be sleeping this hunted house. No b
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: so I might go on outside, sit up. I ain't
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be sleep either way, slumber party, haunted house, camping
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: outside in the cemetary.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonta sit in this tent and bet not nothing
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: come to this dough.
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  Speaker 4: Would you rather have a tarantula in your car or
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: would you rather go on a road trip with your ex?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Either way, I'm flipping the car.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, either way we flipping it.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: See tarantula or your ex.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna put this tarantula in the car. Really
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: in the world, I'm not taking a road trip, and
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: take your spider. How far is the road trip?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: Not far?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: A couple of hours? Maybe four.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: Four hours?
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe four hours. Let's say no, give me that
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 4: big hair.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: Three of the Give Me Feel Factor.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up next. Thank you guys. It is our last
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: break of the day, and we'll close out the show
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  Speaker 4: Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, hey listen. In closing today, I
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  Speaker 1: want to remind you all of something. I was talking
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: with a buddy of mine and he asked me. He said, hey, harb,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man. How many als you?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you' thene took in your life. When we talk als,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: we mean losses and I said, well, I really can't
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: count them. I done took so many l's. He said,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: was it worth it, because you know we're talking about success.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: I said, yeah, man, it was worth it. He said,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: you mean to tell me you would do it all again,
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: just the way you did it. I said, well, it
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  Speaker 1: would be painful, I say, but I realized that I
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: needed everything that happened to me to happen to me
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: just the way it was. I said, because what really
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: helped me, man, was those ale. He said, what do
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: you mean, I said, because failure is a wonderful teacher.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: You you won't learn anything better than when you fail.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Failure is a wonderful teacher. And if you start understanding that,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: you can get better and better at it. Because them als,
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: I took all those losses. People looked at losses. I
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: looked at them as lessons. See, a loss is really
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: a lesson, and if you start understanding that, it will
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: help you cope with the losses better.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't always know this. I didn't always know that
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: my ALS was lessons. But somewhere around my late thirties,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: I started understanding them als a lot better, and I
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: started realizing that the als was a part of part
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: of the process that them lost. Was it a part
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: of the stepping stones you needed to get to where
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: you were going. My father used to say something to me,
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: and I just didn't get it. He say, the best
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: lesson is a bout lesson. He say that to me
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: all the time. Boy, the best lesson is about lesson.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: So one day he was riding from working. I said, Dad,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: when you say that, what do you mean? He said,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: the best lesson you'll ever get in life is the
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: one you have to buy, the one you pay for.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: That's a bout lesson. And boy, boy, boy, boy, was
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: my daddy right, Lord her Mercy, Lord her Mercy. Have
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: I not learned that lesson? Well, so, y'all, if you
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: would remember that all these als you taking, quit looking
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: at him as losses some of them. You know, it's
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: some losses out here, you know, when you lose a
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: loved one, that's a hard man, that's a hard al
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: to take. But there's some lessons in that. How many
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: times have I heard the words of wisdom that my
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: mother and father have said to me over the years,
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: have I heard in their absence? How many times has
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: I heard my mother's voice as I was coming into
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: a meeting or coming out of a meeting. How many
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: times has I heard my mother's voice man when I
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: was in the car, man, really really concerned about a
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: meeting I was going into, or a meeting I was
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: coming out of. How many times have I heard her say,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna pray about it, don't worry about it.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna worry about it, then don't pray about it.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: How many times have I heard her say that? How
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: many times have I heard my mother say God didn't
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: bring you far to leave you. How do you know
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: how many times that has helped me walking in and
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: out of meetings? Do you know that I have stuck
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: my shoulders back and picked my chin up and got
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: my head up hell high walking in meeting because I
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: knew God didn't bring me this far to leave me.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: That I knew that if God was for me, that
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: God was in that meeting before I got there. And
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: you know what I've really learned to do of late.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: I just learned this over the last year. I stopped
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: worrying about who was in the meetings. I stopped you
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: know what I used to do. I used to have
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: my assistant pull up bios on everybody that was in
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: the meeting. You know that's just smart to do anyway, right,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: But I used to go over to bios so I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: could learn stuff about the people in the meetings and
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: then get in there and never use the information or
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: never bring it up. Didn't talk at half the people
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: that I learned all this information on. And now I
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: finally figured out something. If God is for me, me
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: and truly God, my relationship with God is.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: To prosper me.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: When I go in these meetings, I don't no longer
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: care who in the meeting, because if God goes in
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: there before me, has spoken my name in rooms I
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: know nothing about. When I get in the meeting. You
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: know what I do now, I don't care who in there.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: I look for God because if God is before me,
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: then I just go in to meet now and I
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: look for God. And whoever God is operating through that day,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: they will reveal they self to me because I'm looking
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: for the God in the room. So the haters that's
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: in there, then they sayers. The pencil pushes the people
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: that's in there to design to tell the people why
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: they shouldn't do the deal they have nothing to do
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: with me.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: I'm in there looking for the God in the room.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: Man. It took me a long time to get there,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: but it took me less time to learn that all
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: the mails I was taking wasn't really losses.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: They was lessons. As soon as you get that in
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: your head, man, the better off you'll be. Every ale
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: in your life ain't a loss. It could be a lesson.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: Look for it, because that's the blessing. Y'all have a
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: great day to day. Hey, look, do yourself a favor.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: Talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: from you. And it don't matter if you ain't talked
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: to him in a while. Trust me, talk to God.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: You're gonna feel better about it.
• 1:29:29
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• 1:29:30
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