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Naked Sea Cruise, Steve Emmy Nomination, Church Complaints, Hot Weather and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: All at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Giveing them the bu busy.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, listening to to.
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  Speaker 2: I want to joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy, you love you. You're gonna turn.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 2: You probably got to turn the mouth the word of
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  Speaker 2: the mony.
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  Speaker 6: Yo, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out, you think, Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning, everybody. Excuse me, you are listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 7: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 7: got a radio show. Man o man o man something
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  Speaker 7: going on real good today. You ought to feel blessed today.
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  Speaker 7: The fact that God woke you up and gave you
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  Speaker 7: another opportunity. You know, every day you wake up, it's
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  Speaker 7: another chance. It's a chance for all of us to
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  Speaker 7: get better, to get it right, to get on the
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  Speaker 7: right path, to stop heading the wrong way. Every day
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  Speaker 7: you wake up, that's your opportunity. See, because He's gonna
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  Speaker 7: keep waking you up because he has a plan for you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, you know, I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know when he makes his call, and you
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  Speaker 7: know who gets called home when I can't explain it,
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  Speaker 7: I don't have that answer. I'm not him. I'm not God.
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  Speaker 1: I don't claim to be. I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I don't understand it all sometime. But God has an
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  Speaker 7: amazing way. But as long as he's waking you up,
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  Speaker 7: I do know this, God ain't through with you yet.
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  Speaker 7: God has a plan for you. Your job is to
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  Speaker 7: identify identify the plan. You know, that's clearly what I
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  Speaker 7: need for you to do. You know, oftentimes the thing
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  Speaker 7: that you're looking for, it's right there inside of you.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you how many people I meet, mister Harvey,
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  Speaker 7: Mister Harvey, can't speak to you for a minute. Yeah, Man,
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  Speaker 7: what's up with you?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 7: I was just wondering. Man, I've been trying to and
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  Speaker 7: I want to know, Man, can you give me a
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  Speaker 7: good agent? Can you give me a good lawyer? Can
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  Speaker 7: you give me a good Now? Look, if you got
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  Speaker 7: some legal problems, I understand you're gonna need some help
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  Speaker 7: right there. But the majority of questions I get asked
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  Speaker 7: is about their future, about their place in this world,
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  Speaker 7: about their mission, about what they're trying to do, how
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  Speaker 7: they trying to figure out, and then the how to
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  Speaker 7: go about doing it. But the answer I must remind
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  Speaker 7: all of you is always within yourself. It starts right there.
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  Speaker 7: See a lot of people burn up a lot of
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  Speaker 7: time looking around trying to find someone. If I could
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  Speaker 7: just meet them, if I could just get on her show. Man,
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  Speaker 7: if all, if I could just get to his show,
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  Speaker 7: I beating made it. That's not necessarily the case. Because See,
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  Speaker 7: just like every time you put your put your faith
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  Speaker 7: in a person or an event or currence or some
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  Speaker 7: type of thing that you imagine yourself being in there
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  Speaker 7: and that'll do it for you. Imagine of all the
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  Speaker 7: people who've made it without you know, I look at everybody.
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  Speaker 7: Tell me, Man, if I could get on so and
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  Speaker 7: so show, that'll do it for me. Man, somebody else
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  Speaker 7: got on that show and they blew up. Man, if
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  Speaker 7: I could just make it to that show, do you
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  Speaker 7: know how many people have made it without that? So, see,
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  Speaker 7: when you start focusing in on what your idea of
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  Speaker 7: how to make it is, and your idea of how
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  Speaker 7: to make it does not include your relationship with God,
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  Speaker 7: you spinning your wheels. Man, it's a vicious cycle you
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  Speaker 7: in now, and I'm asking everybody to get out of
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  Speaker 7: that cycle, get out of looking for someone and something
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  Speaker 7: The answer is within you. God resides in you. That
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  Speaker 7: burning thing that you have that you just can't get
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  Speaker 7: out your head, that's a seed. God plant that there.
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  Speaker 7: That's a seed. It needs watering, nurturing, fertilizing. That's what
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  Speaker 7: it needs.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't it.
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  Speaker 7: Don't ever say, Man, I need that other person right
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  Speaker 7: there now. The people you will meet that will compliment you,
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  Speaker 7: and I can assure you that God will put you
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  Speaker 7: in the right place at the right time. I'm almost
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  Speaker 7: certain that God will introduce you to everybody you need
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  Speaker 7: to be introduced to to make it to wherever it is.
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  Speaker 7: You all are trying to get to him talking about
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  Speaker 7: you and God now. But the moment you take it
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  Speaker 7: into your own hands and you make the decision as
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  Speaker 7: to who you got to get to, you've just clouded
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  Speaker 7: and muddied the waters. See God's plan for you don't
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  Speaker 7: really need your help. Oh, it needs your attention, It
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  Speaker 7: needs your focus, it needs your faith, and it needs
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  Speaker 7: your hard work. But He needs you to listen. He
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  Speaker 7: needs you to listen more than anything. Listen, keep the faith,
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  Speaker 7: and be willing to work your tail off. I don't
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  Speaker 7: know how you think it can happen any other way.
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  Speaker 7: But then again I do because I try to make
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  Speaker 7: it another way. So I had to come to the conclusion,
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  Speaker 7: Hey man, listen here, dog, this ain't working for you.
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  Speaker 7: You got to get some more God here, man, listen
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  Speaker 7: to me. The answer was always within me, the moment
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  Speaker 7: I sat down with myself and told myself the truth
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  Speaker 7: that hein Partner, You ain't really all that hey, Partner.
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  Speaker 7: Regardless as to what people are seeing and stuff, you
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  Speaker 7: ain't happy. Hey Pardner, this really ain't about you. Hey Pardner,
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  Speaker 7: you really ain't all that good at this. God is
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  Speaker 7: keeping you for a reason. Okay, hold up, Steve, quit tripping.
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  Speaker 1: What I need to do.
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  Speaker 7: I just started talking to myself and then I heard
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  Speaker 7: Bishop Jakes say a couple of things. Then I was
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  Speaker 7: watching TV. I heard Joel Oldstein say a couple of
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  Speaker 7: things and I went, wow, man, okay, cool, that's pretty slick.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna try that. And when I did it, it
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  Speaker 7: changed my life. I am telling you, man, it has
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  Speaker 7: been God this whole time, and the God has been
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  Speaker 7: residing inside of me, just like the God resides on
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  Speaker 7: the inside of you. That's Him talking to you, telling you, man,
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  Speaker 7: you ought to.
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  Speaker 1: Get it together. Man, making you feel bad.
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  Speaker 7: It's sending you on guilt trips, you knowing you wrong,
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  Speaker 7: and you out there wrong and something telling you you
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  Speaker 7: are not do it. Here's how you know it's God.
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  Speaker 7: And Bishop Alma taught me this in his book He's
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  Speaker 7: Got and think of the name of it right now,
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  Speaker 7: but it's a really good book.
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  Speaker 1: But it says in that man.
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  Speaker 7: Bishop Olmer was talking in this book and he was saying,
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  Speaker 7: the way you know is not God's voice is if
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  Speaker 7: it ain't no sin in it. See how many times
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  Speaker 7: have you made up in your mind, I'm gonna show
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  Speaker 7: this person or I'm gonna show that person, or I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna get this person back. You hurt me, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: hurt you. You know the Lord don't like ugly. I'll
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  Speaker 7: show you well, the Lord don't like ugly. But noway
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  Speaker 7: in that does it's safe for you to go show them.
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  Speaker 7: It doesn't say that. See, so when you strike out
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  Speaker 7: on that mission, you know the God knows in my
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  Speaker 7: heart I loved you, but I got to do this
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  Speaker 7: because you did me. Whoa whoa whoah ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 7: to do with God?
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  Speaker 1: Right there?
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  Speaker 7: You can take him out of it. If it's God
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  Speaker 7: has no sin in it. So anytime somebody come to
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  Speaker 7: me talking about the Lord told me to do this
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  Speaker 7: to you, and that's the only reason I'm doing it.
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  Speaker 7: You need to get yourself right with God. I heard
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  Speaker 7: all them threats right there. That ain't God talking to
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  Speaker 7: me through you. What are you crazy? If it's God,
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  Speaker 7: it has no sin in it. So you got to
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  Speaker 7: be careful man, when you talking to people. If we're
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  Speaker 7: gonna go down here and we're gonna do this because
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  Speaker 7: this is the right thing to do, if it has
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  Speaker 7: something wrong going on, then it can't be the right
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  Speaker 7: thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: Took me a minute to learn that one.
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  Speaker 7: But please get that through your head so you can
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  Speaker 7: quit spinning yourself around and remember everything you're looking for
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  Speaker 7: is within you.
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  Speaker 1: It's all right there.
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  Speaker 7: Quit wasting your time looking around all the time. Go
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  Speaker 7: to your God, man, talk to him. Go to that
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  Speaker 7: spirit that's on the inside of you that's calling you.
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  Speaker 7: Stop letting people shake your tree. At the end of
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  Speaker 7: the day, somebody gonna be right, somebody gonna be wrong.
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  Speaker 7: All right, y'all, we're gonna go in day tripping little
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  Speaker 7: bit going through something.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 7: Ladies and gentlemen, let me. Have you undivided attention? You
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  Speaker 7: know what it is again, It's that blessed time. It's
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  Speaker 7: that time, man, where we really got to consider what
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  Speaker 7: has really happened. I want you all to think about
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  Speaker 7: it like this. Do you realize that we have been
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  Speaker 7: given an opportunity with this new day that we've never
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  Speaker 7: ever had before.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you realized it, but.
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  Speaker 7: We've never seen this moment ever before, nor will we
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  Speaker 7: ever see it again. This is such a critical time
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  Speaker 7: to be grateful because it keeps you in the presence
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  Speaker 7: and realize you had nothing to do with this.
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  Speaker 1: This is all God's grace that he keeps waking us up.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 7: How many of us have lost people dear to us,
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  Speaker 7: wish they were here, But we still here. Man, let's
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  Speaker 7: be grateful about that. I know you mourn people's losses
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  Speaker 7: and all of that, and I know I know you do.
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  Speaker 7: I do the same thing. But man, it's gospel song
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  Speaker 7: that I listened to it every day by the clock,
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  Speaker 7: sisters called blessed in holly faith. The course of the
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  Speaker 7: song is it could have been me, It should have
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  Speaker 7: been me, It would have been me if it wasn't
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  Speaker 7: for the blood. I remember that every single day of
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  Speaker 7: my life. It's Steve har Morner show right here. You
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  Speaker 7: understand you better feel me, man, And if you ain't
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  Speaker 7: feeling me, do it how you want to.
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  Speaker 1: But I have no other suggestion for you, So let's
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  Speaker 1: get it on. Shery Strawberry Colin for real, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 7: Monica the most aggravating instagrammer on Earth today.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been.
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  Speaker 7: Aggravated by anybody more on Instagram than Mississippi.
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  Speaker 8: Miny Hey Bones.
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  Speaker 2: I always come out, get in a pitch.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be in you, your four hundred followers.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 7: Kill Space better known as Junior, a photography connoisseur, picture taker,
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  Speaker 7: extraordinariy and last but not least, legend that is Nephew
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  Speaker 7: Tommy just sold out Zanies all weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Saw the sign saying sold out. Proud of him.
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  Speaker 7: You know getting now, you know what it is. And
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  Speaker 7: when you're selling out, you ain't no more. Chairs, ain't
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  Speaker 7: no more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I know you thought about coming, but get it off
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  Speaker 7: your mind. Holler at you next time. That's the only
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  Speaker 7: thing I miss about the business. You're seeing my name
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  Speaker 7: up in lights with the words sold out next to it.
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  Speaker 7: That's really the only thing I miss. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 7: what I don't miss. I don't miss the preparation for
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  Speaker 7: stand up. I don't miss for four hours, but clinching booty, titan, green,
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  Speaker 7: lemon juice, squeezing.
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  Speaker 6: Up.
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  Speaker 1: Not with your lips though, And it.
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  Speaker 8: Is just that, okay, the first time clear now, yeah, clarity.
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  Speaker 1: Like as I was describing it, I actually lifted up
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  Speaker 1: my two witches. It was pucked up. While I was
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  Speaker 1: talking about what Junior.
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  Speaker 9: I said, saw you man for the first time I
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  Speaker 9: first worked.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you break out in a sprint.
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  Speaker 6: Dog.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what she was doing. Dog. Dog.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be trying to run them nerves off from your tone.
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  Speaker 7: I'll be trying to find somewhere to put these butterflies.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 4: hear from the deacon and the pastor in church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show.
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  Speaker 4: It is time now for church complaints with Reverend Motown
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  Speaker 4: and Deacon deaf Jam.
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  Speaker 7: We we have not been here in a while. Ah,
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  Speaker 7: I was not ready for this morning, but that's not
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  Speaker 7: necessary for me. My job is to react to the
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  Speaker 7: complaints of this ungrateful congregation of miuses and women's Go ahead, Deacon,
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  Speaker 7: start to complaints and prepare yourself for today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not in the move. Go ahead, but she just
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  Speaker 1: got bag all right, h I don't know why he's
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  Speaker 1: upset already, but I'm not upset. I'm just you Look,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you go ahead?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, no worry, I'd rather Liney Davis has an issue
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  Speaker 10: with his wife, Shirka.
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  Speaker 1: He wants a divorce now. He asked how to go
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  Speaker 1: take the vehicle.
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  Speaker 10: I think they got a range rope, but to take
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  Speaker 10: it to get some awe put in it, And she
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  Speaker 10: took it to the grocery store and pulled some cooking
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  Speaker 10: ard in it and not a whole damn range road way.
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  Speaker 1: It's messed up.
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  Speaker 10: He wants a divorce with because of his vehper, So
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  Speaker 10: that's he don't want you to talk to her. He
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  Speaker 10: wants a divorce and wants to talk to you about
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  Speaker 10: what his next step means to be.
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  Speaker 7: But yeah, oh, Loney needs to leave her. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 7: I wish on that, Loney. You've married her, dummy. You
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  Speaker 7: don't realize what you've married until you reach a moment
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  Speaker 7: of crisis.
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  Speaker 1: Putting all in a range rover ain't even a crisis.
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  Speaker 7: And this was her reaction. Ah can only imagine what
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  Speaker 7: she did to you to make you ask her. I
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  Speaker 7: can only imagine what she put on you to make
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  Speaker 7: you want more. Good God, But now she's messing up
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  Speaker 7: the ride.
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  Speaker 1: Yes she is. Take half of what she been giving
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  Speaker 1: me if I can get my whole call back.
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  Speaker 10: Go ahead, All right, here's a situation, sister, Sister Reetha Dixon.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna have to talk to her.
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  Speaker 10: She been flying from Dallas to Houston, and the reason
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  Speaker 10: why she's doing it so she can get an aerial
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  Speaker 10: view of her boyfriend's house so she can see who's
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  Speaker 10: in the driveway. She keeps doing this every day, flying
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  Speaker 10: from Dallas to Houston because when the plane goes up,
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  Speaker 10: she's able to see over the top of her boyfriend
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  Speaker 10: house and try to see who's in the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: She needs to stop this fast. Now that's just that's
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to it. She didn't.
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  Speaker 7: Could save so much money by driving over there, Sister
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  Speaker 7: Rito could save so much money by purchasing or drove
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  Speaker 7: the riddle could say so much money by breaking up
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  Speaker 7: with somebody, she got to worry about having company every
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  Speaker 7: time she ain't there. Hold on, it's a wonderful day,
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  Speaker 7: all right, just saying got nothing to do with complaints.
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  Speaker 1: Doger feel like breaking along God to sing my own
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  Speaker 1: new song. And I am happy all the day. I
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  Speaker 1: told you I didn't kill Yes, Lord, we needed all right.
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  Speaker 10: Now that you are back, we have a big issue
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  Speaker 10: that's been brewing. We need to have a meeting Sunday
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  Speaker 10: for all the women that think they find but really aren't.
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  Speaker 10: And we need you to break the news to path
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  Speaker 10: all the women that think they are fine but really
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  Speaker 10: are not.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have a meeting, and we need you to
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  Speaker 1: break the news to me.
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  Speaker 7: If that's all right, Well, let's go over a couple
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  Speaker 7: of things that will put you in the category. Wigs
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  Speaker 7: are beautiful and accepted, all right, But if your wigs
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  Speaker 7: starts anywhere close to a quarter or inch or further
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  Speaker 7: back from your hairline, we've got to adjust. If your
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  Speaker 7: lace front shows the whole lace and the front just
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  Speaker 7: because that's the name of it, don't mean that's the
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  Speaker 7: part you're supposed to feature. And for all of you
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  Speaker 7: that are getting extra booties put on.
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  Speaker 8: Please go.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, let's please look into some type of scale. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you lay hands, y'all are doing too much. Why would
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  Speaker 7: you get something that your leg muscle structure can't carry.
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  Speaker 1: God her mercy.
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  Speaker 7: Ah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Last, but not leave.
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  Speaker 10: Before we leave Baster Eye, we want to say we
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  Speaker 10: welcome you back, but there are quite a few members
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  Speaker 10: that want to explanation for why you've been gone this long.
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  Speaker 10: So I just thought i'd let you know. There's a
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  Speaker 10: lot of members are asking why why was he gone
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  Speaker 10: this lung? They said this I TD Jakes don't be
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  Speaker 10: gone this long and Craftlo Dollar don't be gone.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I'm not either one of them. And this is
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  Speaker 7: the Jack Pott joined the Jerusalem. This ain't the Potter's
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  Speaker 7: house or the Dollar's house. This is my house and
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  Speaker 7: we need more time off way from y'all. I don't
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  Speaker 7: it want to be in the soul saving business. Nohow
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  Speaker 7: as they all qualified for. This was just put on
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  Speaker 7: me because of the radio show.
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  Speaker 4: Thank You, Reving Motown, Thank You coming up next, it
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  Speaker 4: is asked the CLO. With our Chief Love Officer Steve
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  Speaker 4: Harvey in the building. Right after this, you're listening Harvey
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  Speaker 4: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
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  Speaker 4: In Entertainment News, Stephen A. Smith has done it again.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: This time he called Kim Kay and Chris Jenner some
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: very nasty names and then try to backpedal on that. Yeah,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: CARTI b through her microphone at an audience member.
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah she did, Yes, she did.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Entertainment, she did.
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: More than dropped the mic she threw to Mike. That's right.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: Carl Russell has turned herself in. It's been charging her
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: kidnapping hoax and ten and Oles is getting a divorce.
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Unfortunately, all these stories.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: Are at the top of the hour, but right now
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: it is time to ask the clo Anitra n El
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: Paso writes, My twenty two year old sister lives with me,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: and I can't go to sleep at night until she's
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: home safely. She stayed out last night and I called
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: her boyfriend to make sure she was safe.
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: She saw that I had called.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she saw that I had called him, and she
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: accused me of trying to hit on her. Man.
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: Should I put her out and let her figure out
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: her own life?
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, See, now you're trying to help somebody you're
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: trying to care about somebody. They don't want your help
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: or you carry. Okay, go somewhere else because you're living
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: in my house. I'm calling to check on you, as
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: people do. You accuse me of hitting on your man.
• 21:48
  Speaker 7: I can't go to sleep knowing you out here because
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: hell my dog got to open. Yeah, okay, now you
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: and him reckon my peace and happiness.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: No, go somewhere else. That's all.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: Then, y'all ain't got to check on you. Just want't
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: you go stay at your boyfriend house. He obviously like
• 22:03
  Speaker 7: it every now and then. Enough you think he'll like
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: it every day? Go ahead and see.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: All right, this guy real good.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Enough to lay with, but you ain't good enough to
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: stay with. Uh oh oh that far real up in here.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, all right, Moving on to Jolie in Maryville.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Jolie says, I found out that my husband had sex
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: with his manager. He told me to let it go
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: and he'd buy me anything I want. I now know
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: how he got his big pay increase. I couldn't get
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: her fired, but he'd get fired too. Am I supposed
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: to act like it's no big deal?
• 22:40
  Speaker 7: Well, now, this happened before they got married. Are they
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: married now? Yeah, they're married, and this happened before they
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: got married.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Well, she didn't say that. She just said that she
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: found out they had sex. She didn't say it was before.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: He just told her to let it go.
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: Oh well, see, I think see that let it go.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: I think it happened before. That's what I'm thinking, because
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: this woman would have a whole nother reaction. You my
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: husband and you slept with this woman, and then you're
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: gonna talk about let it go. You can't say let
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: that go.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: Increase.
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  Speaker 3: Oh so you're saying because you think it was before.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: The reason why he's just so casually saying, girl, let
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: that go, like before your time here.
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, because that's not a married man statement. Okay,
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: you can make so casually girl, Yeah, girl, let that go. Now,
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: don't where about her? I found out, Yeah that my
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: husband slept with and that's how he got Okay, cool, Yeah,
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: you need to let that go. You do it now,
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: because if it if it happened while they was married,
• 23:47
  Speaker 7: I was holding I just don't see this happening.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he.
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: Didn't get a big pay.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: Increase pointed that out, all right, Moving on to Fay
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: and Jackson. They and Jackson says, I was talking about
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: threesomes with my husband and he said that in college
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: that's all he used to have and this girl allowed it.
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: Why is he just telling me this now? Is this
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: something a man outgrows over time?
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: Or will he want me to do? Uh want me
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: to do one eventually?
• 24:15
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Why would you? Why would you?
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Why would you expect him to volunteer this information? You
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: you brought up the subject that you start talking about
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: threesome and he said that's all he used to stay
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: in college. Since you brought it up, now you want
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: to hold him accountable for what he was in college?
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: Do you grow out of it? Yeah, you're gonna grow
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: out of it. That's hard, hard.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Threesome thing? Yeah, work there?
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, too much for me? Put it like, Look, there's
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: some men out there. I'm pretty sure that could do it.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It just ain't for me.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: I can't figure it out. I I'll be in there
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: trying my hair. I'll be in there trying to kill.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: The opportunity to employer you know, share. Yeah that I'm
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: trying to do.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Ten seconds here, ten seconds down, we kissing, here, we kissing. Okay,
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: now we're gonna got left and it just took that much.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Give me one, Give me one.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Let me focus, put some attention in that keep the
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: reputation strong. I just felt like, if I try this again,
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: my reputation is gonna go take a hit. Amn, he wasn't.
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: He wasn't what I thought he was. Yes, I don't
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: need that getting out.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: You want those high marks all the way out? Okay,
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: let me you knows damage? Excellent?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: Last one Steve canetra and only says I want to
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: first date and the guy didn't pull out my chair,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: didn't compliment me or open the door for me as
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: we left the restaurant.
• 26:07
  Speaker 8: Are these red flags? Or can he be trained to
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: do this?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: No, he ain't stunning you.
• 26:14
  Speaker 10: What what?
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: What?
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: Because he didn't do it already? He should already know that.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: If you'd have stood there and didn't open that door,
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: what would his next move have been? If you'd have
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: stood there by your chair and not set down, what
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: do you think his next move.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Would have been?
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: Now, some guys don't know this, Yes, yes, there are
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: sort There are quite a bit of men who don't
• 26:37
  Speaker 7: know what chivalry is, have never been taught it. I
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: don't know if it's a red flag. You just it
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: has to be a standard of yours. And then if
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: he's not willing to meet the standing wone, why would
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: I open your door? Just open your door? See now
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: it's time walk away, pull out nobody chair, just sit down. No, no,
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: then it's about him. He don't get it. He don't
• 26:58
  Speaker 7: get it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: You don't think that's a lot.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Of men don't know that. I got a minory camp.
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: And when I be going over etiquette with the boys
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: about how to let their mom on the escalator elevator,
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: how to walk a girl down the street, what what
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: difference that makes?
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Like they don't know? Y'all see it all the time. Man,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I see all.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Walking down the street and the man on the inside
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: and the woman close to the curve.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Well, okay, let's go back.
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Why why is that important? I mean, why are you
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: treating women this way? Why are you opening their doors,
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: you know and pulling out their chair because some people
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: don't feel some you know, some people don't feel that
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: women are special. They should do that, or ladies, get.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You a man.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: You don't think women specially, Just go and get you
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: a man then lead him alone, you know, And that's
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: very acceptable to say nowadays, and I feel very comfortable
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: saying that that ought be making everybody happy. See see
• 28:01
  Speaker 7: how I learned how to say something, say what I
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: want to say, and then just be all right. Can't
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: nobody get mad at me. It's gonna get yours. You
• 28:10
  Speaker 7: don't treat no where especially Just go and get your answer.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: Let me know how that work out.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: There, you go, morning Advocate.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: She didn't know. That's why I wanted to say that.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: You don't care.
• 28:22
  Speaker 8: You know what I meant.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: You know, I wanted to say that my statements stands
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: coming up at the top of the hour.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Feel good about yourself when you make that decision to your.
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: Asshole entertainment news right after this, you're listening. Morning show.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: LEAs Ping host Stephen A. Smith recently made yet another
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: controversial statement. This time he tweeted something derogatory about Kim
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: Kardashian and her mother, Chris Jenner, and the tweet appeared
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: to come out of nowhere. Stephen a tweeted quote, is
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Kim Kardashian a prostitute? It's Chris Kardashian a pimp? He
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: didn't get Chris's name last name right. It's Jenner, of course,
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Smith quickly deleted the tweet, but not before receiving a
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: lot of backlash. Several people called him out for his post,
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: including NBA player Patrick Beverly, who tweeted, quote not cool.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: She has kids should not be the title or the topic.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: And in response to all of the heat he received,
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: steven A issued this apology clerical error, bro. You are
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: absolutely right. That is being corrected right now as we speak.
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: And for the record, I don't think of Kim Kardashian
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: that way, nor would I ever speak of her or
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: any other woman that way, which I've stated.
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: Thanks for checking that issue.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: The use of the phrase clerical era irritated thousands of
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: people on Twitter, who then started mocking steven A for
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: consistently making poor excuses.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Ah man, Yeah, yeah, well, steven.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: A because of the Canvas Owens video from before, I'm
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: backing when she referred to Kim and Chris as a
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: prostitute in Pimp, allegedly saying that Chris watched the sex
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: tape between Ray J and allegedly.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Picked out the scenes for the sex tape.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: That's what Candace Owens said allegedly about Chris and Kim,
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: and I guess Stephen A referenced that, and that's why
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: he tweeted that, because you want you wonder where did
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: it come from?
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: It was like the blue do that.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah he took it down, but yeah he tweeted it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: Well, let me say this, as a sometimes controversial, outspoken
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: person myself.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Let me say this.
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: What I have tried to learn, been forced to learn,
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: and had to learn was sometimes, even though you don't
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: want to, just shut your damn mouth, man, just shut
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: your ass up. Every thought that come cross your mind
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: can't come out your mouth and it really can't transfer
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: down to your fingertips and you type it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: Bro.
• 31:17
  Speaker 7: We got to look, man, I've said some stuff that
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: I wished I could get back what you can't. So
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: you know what, Junior, you know, and you know your ass?
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: You know she little little black.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: See that's why we talked about every thought that comes
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to your mind.
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Oh oh, but but I'm editing because I said you
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: little black, and then I started editing, and a lot
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: of stuff was in my man when he said, miss Columbia,
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: because why you gotta bring this twenty fifteen? Why he
• 31:55
  Speaker 7: got to keep bringing that up this twenty twenty three?
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: But I can't live it down because we got people
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: like this damn black ass junior on the show.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I won't to mention it. Kate tell you how.
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: Much stuff out and brought up. Stephen A says a lot,
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: and he my boy. But if I could say anything
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: to Steven Man, just shut up. Your opinion ain't gonna
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: be as highly thought of as you think.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: It.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Just ain't. Dog, I've learned that. Yeah, now you're right, Steve,
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: You're right. And Carti B.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Well, she was performing her hit, you know, her first hit,
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: Bodak Yellow, and someone in the audience, she went over
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: to the side of the stage or a woman in
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: the audience threw it, just threw a drink on her.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Carti B's reaction was take her mic and just throw
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: it right at the woman.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I mean I saw it, Yes, yes, did she hit her?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: You're just a loser to throw your dream to performers
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: on stage.
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: This is a trend. This is a trend now for
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: some crazy reason.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I ain't gonna be okay, let that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: come on.
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: This craziness it really is.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Are we throwing stuff? Because I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: the base of that mic standing.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: All thing right there.
• 33:34
  Speaker 7: You are prepared. But you know that's what you get. See,
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: people think you could do what you want to do. Yes,
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Like I'm just I was in a famous story the
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: other day shopping and God was just standing there watching.
• 33:49
  Speaker 7: So he said, hey, miss Harvey, how you doing? I say, hey, man,
• 33:51
  Speaker 7: how you doing? So he said, I want to make
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: a video with you right now. I said, sir, I'm
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: not gonna make a video.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: Why not, I say, I said, because I just said
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: I ain't making no video. But why would you not?
• 34:11
  Speaker 7: I said, Man, First of all, I don't know you,
• 34:14
  Speaker 7: and I ain't making no I didn't come in here
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: to make a video. I just came here to buy something. Well,
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm gonna follow you until you do, I said,
• 34:21
  Speaker 7: my man, see right here. That's why sometimes I don't
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: won't even go nowhere. But you keep on here and
• 34:28
  Speaker 7: you don't know the stuff be going through my mind
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: because man, I'm sixty six years old. I ain't got
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: no time for this here, but you keep pushing up
• 34:36
  Speaker 7: on me. Man, the half fat ass, I'm gonna tell
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: you right now, Well.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: You just said.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: I did say, but I did just say half fat.
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: Though I didn't call that wasn't.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: I was.
• 34:56
  Speaker 7: I wasn't fat shaming because I said half fat.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: All right, we're moving on.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I hadn't quite put you into fat category.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: We're moving Yeah, we're moving on. We're kidding out.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Coming up, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Guess who's nominated for an Emmy again this year, despite
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: this year's show being postponed.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about it right after this.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: You're listening Hard Morning Show, Steve, Congratulations yet again. Congratulations,
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: You're nominated for an Emmy Award in the category of
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: Outstanding Host for a Game Show.
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: Congratulations, do your thing on that show.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: You're up against Maya Balack for Jeopardy, Ken Jennings for Jeopardy,
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: Keiki Palmer for Password, and Pat Sajack for Wheel of Fortune.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: The Emmy Awards were scheduled to air on September eighteenth,
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: but they've been officially postponed amid the writers strike. The
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: TV Academy explained, like the rest of the industry, we
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: hope there will be an equitable and timely resolution for
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: all parties in the current guild negotiations.
• 36:07
  Speaker 7: They're gonna have to get these, We'll have to get this.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: Guill something. They shut down Hollywood everything, and you gotta
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: have writers to do in the war show because they
• 36:17
  Speaker 7: don't know what to say.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people, Jeopardy, what is that? I wish I would
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: rotate my show. Dog, don't worry about it. I lost,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I lost faith.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: I lost I lost the Cash calb.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: One time and they was canceled. I was sitting there.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: That's when my kids was texting me that he fixed
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: your face. Well I'm well, I'm not.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what. The last one I'm going to cause,
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: I tell you what. I'm not gonna sit here because
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: I can't fix my face.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: And the winner is Cash Calve and Shirley Waller phone.
• 36:59
  Speaker 8: We was like, look this food.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Up, here's what I did, closed up, and the winner
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: is Cash.
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: Cab Ain't got what the blank?
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Look? Yes you do. We all thought that. I think
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I even said in the camera, who the hell watch Cash?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Real reaction?
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Yes, but how does it feel seem to be nominated again?
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: Seriously?
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a blessing.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Man, I don't even you know, it's just grace because
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: I don't do nothing to get I mean, you know,
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: I don't I don't apply.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I don't. Oh yeah, this yeah, yeah on campaign.
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: So when it happened, man, I'm going, Wow, it's just
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: a blessing man to be at this so long and
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: still be recognized. Man, be nice to win, you know. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: I won't put another trophy up on the wall.
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: You know, how many do you have?
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: No?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 11: Oh you better stunt, not that you don't know to count. Yeah, Jimmy,
• 38:20
  Speaker 11: you know, honesty.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I love the range. I'll tell you what I at
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the house.
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, I don't know, right, Congratulations.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, a
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: nude cruise will be sailing from Miami.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Soon.
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: We'll see what that's all about. Right after this, you're
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: listening morning show, Well, a new cruise is coming to Miami.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Norwegian Cruise Lines has partnered with the company Bare Necessities
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: Tour and Travel to host a new cruise that will
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: take passengers throughout the Caribbean. Bear Necessities rep said that
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: it's not a swinger's cruise, Okay, so don't get that twisted.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: The cruises simply for people who prefer not to wear clothes.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: So here's the question for you guys, the swing and
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: gonna happen, what would you guys, do a new cruise?
• 39:19
  Speaker 8: Would you do one?
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: Well, here's my problem.
• 39:24
  Speaker 8: Let's hear it.
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: I've been to the new beach and a gueler before.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: What I've discovered a few years ago, were you nude? No,
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: you just went to the beach with clothes on, and
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: everybody else was news to well, you got an option
• 39:41
  Speaker 7: because half of the beach is new, the other half
• 39:43
  Speaker 7: is clothes. I on the wall next section.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was on the line. That's how I could see.
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: And what I've discovered is most people that go to
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: these places that allow nickodness needs to put their clothes.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: I'm sure you right now, it's gonna be one of
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: the most damn disappointing cruises. Your answer never been on?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: No, I promise whatsoever? Who you know? Fine? Walk around one?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Everybody said, who nick? Well, now all against the buffet
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: table just naked. How many fine people you really think
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be on that cruise?
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: I don't know anyone?
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, So like when you sit down, you know, come on,
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: now you're gonna sit down where someone else is naked
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: but has.
• 40:33
  Speaker 9: Been getting that pool is at the options, at the
• 40:38
  Speaker 9: option getting the pool. That's not why not getting that
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: QUI naked?
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Hold on that?
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Hey man, hey man, you out out here and I'm
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: in the water with you. I can't do that now, well,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: the nude specialists on the show.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm a mile quiet about that, particularly about my naked
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: though I didn't. I can't. That's just too many people.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: You're a naked germophobe or a germaphobe naked.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be naked with gloves on. I know I
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna mask mass glove boots. Everybody bump up into me,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: got some explaining to do?
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: What if they can't help it?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: The ship and the weight.
• 41:25
  Speaker 10: Can't.
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: I can't be naked and a man touched me. That
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: cannot happen because I'm as soon you trying me.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: So if you go to the gym, you can somebody
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: spot you, because that's you know, you no.
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: Need to Yeah, like when you're lying down and.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Well, well yeah you can spot me, but you need
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: to have clothes on.
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: No, it's a nude it's a nude crew.
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: No, we're not coming on here, we're not living. You're
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: not standing over me spotting me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: You're not making our contact on this cruise.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: It's not not.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: So they think that people who come on cruise naked?
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: Do you think they don't? Swing man?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Please, that's what they're going for.
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: What about the buffet and all of that? You know,
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: it's time.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too much. It's too much.
• 42:21
  Speaker 10: That's that's that's that's and that's buffet level right there,
• 42:24
  Speaker 10: that's right there, that's yeah, that's buffet level.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Hey dog, what you're saying? Excuse me? Dog? Dog? Dog? Dog?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: You want to back up? You're in the sally.
• 42:40
  Speaker 8: Hey dog, I don't won't say what about when it's
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: time to play games?
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: So y'all like, hey, dog, I ain't want to say
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: nothing when he's in the buffet line.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: But you you messed up to yellow? Oh god, I
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: just want so tomorrow you need to turn sideways your plate.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: Dog being different every day? Yeah you didn't, so dog,
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: let me ask you something. You you sat down, You
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: didn't see them mashed potatoes on yourself?
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: You did?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: You didn't see that? See that?
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: That's that's time to know. I'll be sitting here. This
• 43:26
  Speaker 7: is not a good idea.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: No, it's not well, but people are going to sign
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: up for it, you know they are in Miami. Yeah,
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: all right coming up next to is a nephew in
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: today's prank phone call.
• 43:37
  Speaker 8: Right after this you're listening.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Morning show coming up at four minutes after the hour.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I went home in his shirt. We'll get into that
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: find out what that's all about. Right after we hear
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: from the nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: And what do you have for us today? Nephew?
• 44:00
  Speaker 10: Well, you know, I got some stupidity. Of course, that's
• 44:03
  Speaker 10: what you're looking for, and I'm here for that. I
• 44:06
  Speaker 10: just haven't realized decided what level of stupidity I'm going
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: to get into this Monday morning.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Well you know what, let's do this right quick. Uh, y'all.
• 44:14
  Speaker 10: Do know I work this past weekend and I am
• 44:17
  Speaker 10: at work this morning, and I need some praise and
• 44:20
  Speaker 10: worship on that right now now I'm at the job. Hello, somebody,
• 44:24
  Speaker 10: come on.
• 44:25
  Speaker 8: I'm still stuck on Yeah, I'm still stuck on your here.
• 44:31
  Speaker 10: Uh.
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: You know, the stupidity is what we're looking for. I'm
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: still stuck on that. That's that's what you do. It's
• 44:38
  Speaker 8: not that we're looking for it.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, but it's a gift. So let's acknowledge it.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: It's you are, It's just who you are. It's a gift.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, let's not act like it's not
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: a gift, because we get when you're here.
• 44:53
  Speaker 9: That's why are we praising you for being at work
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: on a Monday.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: That's a lot.
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: Don't understand that, you know what, you know what.
• 45:01
  Speaker 10: That's fine. I praised myself that. Y'all don't have to. Okay,
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: y'all don't have to with a nerve of people. Yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 10: all right, all right. Here's the title today is prank
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: is my Daddy's Boat. My Daddy's boats. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 45:20
  Speaker 10: buggle up here. It is cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm
• 45:24
  Speaker 10: trying to reach a mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson, how
• 45:28
  Speaker 10: are you today?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Who is it? My name is Williams.
• 45:34
  Speaker 10: Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints or about
• 45:38
  Speaker 10: some things on your property there.
• 45:42
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Actually I'm with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: and give you a call today.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: Pretty good, Listen, got a few things that I kind
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: of wanted to discuss with you here that seemed to
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: be a problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there.
• 45:58
  Speaker 10: It's been brought to our attention down here to Quarters
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: that you have a few things on your property that
• 46:03
  Speaker 10: are are not functioning that really shouldn't be on the property.
• 46:08
  Speaker 10: You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: not being used, been sitting there for quite some time.
• 46:13
  Speaker 6: But yeah, one of them I'm currently working on. I'm
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: almost I should haven't repaired. I'm just waiting on get
• 46:19
  Speaker 6: waiting to get a little extra money to get it
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: taken care of. But the other car is just functioned,
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: and I just don't drop. But I have more than
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: one car.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: Now, you you also have a a a camper that
• 46:29
  Speaker 10: seems to be has been there for at least eight
• 46:33
  Speaker 10: months now, that's that's sitting there.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Is that correct as well?
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm working on getting some storage for that,
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: but it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: around about six seven.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: And uh, you know, I'm looking at our past records
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: and stuff. It seems like there was a complaint before
• 46:52
  Speaker 10: about the you know, keeping the yard uh pretty cut
• 46:56
  Speaker 10: and all of that kind of stuff. And I'm just
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: looking at pass complaints that I have here now. The
• 47:00
  Speaker 10: biggest one that I have that that's concerning your property, sir,
• 47:04
  Speaker 10: is supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you have
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: an old boat that's in your backyard.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but I don't see that both bothering nobody.
• 47:17
  Speaker 10: Well, well, I mean it's it's kind of a sore
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: eye for the people. I think you guys backyards actually
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: bump up against each other, and you guys have a
• 47:25
  Speaker 10: chain link fence between the two of you all, and
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: I think the boat must be just a sore eye
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: for the family that's behind you all.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, I don't see myself getting rid of
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: that boat, so I gotta cover all that. Everybody else
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: got a boat. I don't see. What's the problem is.
• 47:41
  Speaker 10: Well, okay, here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's going
• 47:45
  Speaker 10: to take place is this. Now we're going to give
• 47:48
  Speaker 10: you a fourteen day extension. Fourteen days actually to move
• 47:55
  Speaker 10: the car that is not functioning, the camper as well,
• 47:58
  Speaker 10: and definitely the boat we need.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: We're gonna need those three items we'll get.
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: I ain't got no where to move the boat. I
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: just told you I was working on. So with the storage,
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: you know, I'm a storage cost. Then the boat. Now,
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: the kemp I'll get that take care of. But the boat.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: The boat, the boat my daddy gave me, and my
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: daddy gave me that. That's that's the only thing my
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: daddy gave me before he died. Man. Now, I'm not
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: moving that boat nowhere. The boat will just fine if
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: I take you down there too. The water it works, sir, and.
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm just
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get the
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna have
• 48:35
  Speaker 10: to get that out within a two week notice, as
• 48:37
  Speaker 10: well as the camper, and definitely the boat.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Now, I gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: now what you're gonna.
• 48:46
  Speaker 10: Do, sir. You gotta either move the boat. I'm gonna
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: have somebody come over and haul all of these things away.
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: Well, I'll tell you what. I got thirteen reasons why
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: you won't go over and touch that boat, and I
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: got two two times thirty twenty six. I got thirteen,
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: and then I got another twenty six handed on to that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: Why you won't bring them want me to touch my
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: daddy boat because my daddy gave me the boat. I'll
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: be damn interview. You know I'm tired of you with me.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: It's a cross street, ain't we're gonna reporting because it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Was, sir, I'm not at liberty to give you then
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: who's reporting?
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: Car my bone? So you're a liberal to give me
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: something because I know down the street at this boat.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: You know eight months it ain't nobody said saying to him.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: So why the hell y'all talk mean about how to
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: vote in the backyard that my daddy gave me?
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: Sir?
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: The language is not necessary.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Sure.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: The bottom line is I want the camper out, I.
• 49:38
  Speaker 10: Want the quote out, and I want the carle that's
• 49:41
  Speaker 10: not functioning moved within two weeks on towing it out.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: I tell you, when I give you a personal invitation
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: to come over here, put the boat, the campers and
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: the car, and I I will beat you like that's
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: what I'll.
• 49:54
  Speaker 7: Beat you, sir.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: And wow, I'm gonna allow one car to stay.
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: I just want to make sure that you know that
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: I've given you the statement over the phone, letting you
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: know that what what has taken place.
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: Her in the statements, will take it. But I ain't
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: moved my daddy's bat.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna move your dad's stinking boat.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Bring along, bring somebody, sir.
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: Trust me, trust me. If we come there, we're definitely
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: gonna be bringing authorities with us.
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: What my money will go to jail because I love
• 50:25
  Speaker 6: my daddy. Ain't now. I wanted you gonna touch my
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: daddys boat. That's only and he left me.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I got one one thing I need to say to you,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: sir about this in my situation.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: Excuse me what you got to say?
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: All I have to say is this.
• 50:37
  Speaker 10: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:41
  Speaker 10: You just got pranked by your brother. Man.
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: Got my pressure up. I got to pull up, take
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: my blood pressure all right? Man?
• 50:58
  Speaker 10: Your brother told me, he said, Man, and he'd be
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: going Eddie with the homeown associated He said, Man, Just
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: call him and tell him he got to move all
• 51:05
  Speaker 10: this till, he say, but most of all, tell him
• 51:08
  Speaker 10: y'all gonna haul off that boat.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: He said, you had that dog on boat.
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: They do that.
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: I got one more question for you, though, baby, Tell
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: me this, What is the baddest radio show in the land.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Steve, and there we are. There we are stupid once again.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: I'm stupid once again.
• 51:32
  Speaker 10: The ladies and gentlemen, Stupid has been moving around this
• 51:37
  Speaker 10: country if you did not know about it, But stupid
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: has been moving diligently throughout the country. And the next
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: stop Stupidity would be stopping in New Orleans, Louisiana. Yeah,
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: sang the theater along with kill Junior Boy Space Monique
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: is in the building.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Uh Tony Roberts is in the building.
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: Dominique in the building, and of course hosted by Stupidity himself,
• 52:06
  Speaker 10: yours truly, nephew Tommy. But stupid is moving throughout the country. Greenville,
• 52:13
  Speaker 10: South Carolina. I'm not to be mixed up with North Carolina.
• 52:17
  Speaker 10: This is Greenville, South Carolina. On the nineteenth of August,
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: Stupid will be moving through this See stupid moves like
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: a hurricane. It just starts coming through and after it
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: leaves Greenville, South Carolina, it will be headed August twenty
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: fifth and twenty sixth in Washington, DC at the Howard Theater.
• 52:39
  Speaker 10: Stupid is moving through the country. All right, get a
• 52:44
  Speaker 10: hold to stupid and watch it as it comes through. Cherlie,
• 52:47
  Speaker 10: Thank you so kind.
• 52:47
  Speaker 8: All right, all right, thank you, thank you stupid, I mean, nephew,
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: you said it. Coming up next, it's the Strawberry Letter,
• 52:56
  Speaker 8: subject I went home in his shirt. We'll get into
• 52:59
  Speaker 8: that right after this.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: on relationships, works, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Strawberry Letter to STEVEARBFM dot com by clicking submit Strawberry Letter.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: just like we're going to read this one right here,
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: right now, and you never know, it could be yours.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on type
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: We got it. Pool you hear it is Strawberry.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Letter, Thank you, nephew, subject I went home in his shirt.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Here Stephen Shirley. I'm fifty two years old and I've
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: been married twenty two years to my best friend. We
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: have a twenty year old son that's living at home
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: while he's in college. I let him use my car
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: a lot because he's trying to get through school without
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: a car.
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: Note.
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: I'm a regional rep for a healthcare company and I
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: do site visits. Twice a week, a male co worker
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: has to go with me for safety reasons. I've been
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: partnered with the same guy for three years and he's
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: newly single, so he's been vulnerable.
• 54:03
  Speaker 8: Lately. He's really opened up to me about a lot
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: of things in his life, and that made me open
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: up to him too.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: I told him things that I should only tell my
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: best girlfriend or my husband. Deep into one of our conversations,
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: I told the guy that I have never had the
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Big OH with my husband. He could not believe it,
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: and his eyes lit up when he said he was
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: going to make sure I experienced the Big Oh. From
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: then on, he couldn't keep his hands off me when
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: I rode with him. I began wearing sexy underwear and
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: new perfume to work. I told my son I needed
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: a car Tuesday so I could drive and my coworker
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: could work his magic. As I drove, it got so
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: good I pulled up behind the mall and we got
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: in the back seat. His hands and other skills are
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: so magnificent that my vision was blurry.
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: Afterwards, he made a big.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Mess and I couldn't go home like that, so I
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: got a shirt from my My son's jim Bag and
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: I went home of all the days for my husband
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: and my son to be in the kitchen. When I
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: walk in, my son recognized his shirt, and my husband
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: asked what happened to my blouse and jacket I had
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: on when I left the house. I didn't have a
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: lie prepared. The guy is getting my blouse cleaned, so
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: I don't have it. My husband has been side eyeing
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: me every day.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: What do I do?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: What do you do?
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: What do you do?
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: That's what you're asking.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is just one of.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: Those classic cases of asking Steve and I for help
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: to fix the problem. After the fact, you do realize
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: you created this mess, right, This didn't have to go
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: down like this, but because of you it did. But
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: what gets me is how easy this was really easy
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: for you to just cheat on your husband. All this
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: man did was say he could help you get the
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: big oh cut to you guys in the back seat
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: in back of the mall.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: Busy in the car.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, huh, you should be grateful that your husband
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: is only giving you the side eye right now because
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: you gambled with your marriage and this could have ended
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: quite differently.
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: I mean, a whole lot differently.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: What should you do you?
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: First of all, I mean you should stop playing in
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: the back seat with your coworker. I mean that's obvious.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: You're having a full blown affair with this man.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Do you realize this?
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: If you want your coworker, who you say is so
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: skillful and magnificent, put your husband out of his misery
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: and get a divorce, and then you can have all
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: the big o's.
• 56:34
  Speaker 12: You know that your heart desires, Steve, surely you know
• 56:39
  Speaker 12: your insensitivity in this letter kind of threw me a
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: little bit, But I'm gonna bring it home back.
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: You think I'm insensitive, oh?
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Sensitive to this woman?
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: No?
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: But see, first of all, she fifty two. She's been
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: married twenty two years to my best friend. Yeah, you
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: need to be more than that now. Ever, ago we
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: got a twenty year old son living at home. You
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: let him use your call the time because he want
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: to get through college without a car. Note your regional
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: rep at a healthcare company, you got to do site
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: visits and for safety purposes, they tell you got to
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: travel with a male. And then y'all been partnering with
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: the same guy for three years. Three years now he's
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: newly single. Now here a part in the letter where
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: it takes a turn. So he's been vulnerable lately. What
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: you know when you say a man is vulnerable.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: What do that mean? He's newly single, So he's been
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: vulnerable lately. Why see right there?
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: What it's always some woman feeling sorry for some man somewhere.
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: He need a help, He going through something, they broke up.
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: He's single. You don't even know why he's single. He's
• 58:00
  Speaker 7: really opened up to me about a lot of things
• 58:03
  Speaker 7: in his life, and that made me open up to
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: him too. Now wait a minute, now, either you vulnerable
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: or he vulnerable? Because starting to sound like is you
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: the one that's vulnerable? I told him things I really
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: should have just told my girlfriend or my husband. Well,
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: deep into the conversation, she told the guy that Shirley,
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: hear where you had a problem. You said it was
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: too easy, She said, I've never had the big old
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: with my husband. Shirley, you said that was just too easy.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: All you needed was the big old. Well, if you
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: fitty to it, you ain't ever had one. I think that,
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: Oh it is pretty damn important. Oh you need that old.
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: And when you said you couldn't have it, his eyes
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: lit up. And said, I'm gonna make sure you experienced
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: the big old, you know, because I'm vulnerable right now
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: because I'm newly single and you've been telling me all
• 59:01
  Speaker 7: this stuff, and now you've told me that.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming you must be telling.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: Me that because my job as a man is to
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: fix things.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: So now let me fix you.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Having not twenty two years married to your best friend,
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: You're gonna have to be my best something for us
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: to stay married this long, and it ain't gonna be friends.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that.
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: You got to be the better something twenty years. You
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: gotta be good at something else to be and my friend.
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: All right, Oh, your talk, all that thought.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: In this stuff for twenty two damn years, all that thought,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Steve bo.
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: Part two of your response coming up at twenty three
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: minutes after the hour. Subject for today's strawberry letter, I.
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: Went home and his shirt.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: Morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: strawberry letter.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: I went home in his shirt.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 7: Woman fift two years old, been going to work with
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: this coworker for three years for safety reasons. He's newly single,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: so they started sharing some information. Her son is in college,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: uses her card a lot, and so that's important information
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: for later on. They got to talk and the man
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: is newly single, so she said he's vulnerable. He started
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: opening up, telling me everything about his life. Then she
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: was vulnerable too because she been married to her best
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: friend for twenty two years. Didn't say he was the
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 7: best at nothing else, just the best friend. She's gonna
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: need to be good at something else for me to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: stay with you this damn long. Let me tell you
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: that right now. Anyway, they got to talking and she
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: told her dude that she had never had the big
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: old with her husband. That's twenty two years. So he,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: being the fixer that he is, said I'm gonna make
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: sure you have the big old and from then on
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: he couldn't keep his hands off me. Well, from then on,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: you didn't won't his hands off you. See, man just
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: can't stop grabbing you unless you let him. When I
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 7: rode with him, he couldn't keep his hands off me.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: I begin wearing sexy underwear, new perfume to work. I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: told my son I needed the car Tuesday so I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: could drive and my coworker could work his magic as
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 7: I drove. Now, that's dangerous. You're trying to have olds,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: big olds while you're driving. Hum, that's round and tell
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: your car. I'm telling you right now, got to pull
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: that car over. That ain't what you want to do
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: while you driving. Plus, you seem to me like you
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: need to be able to focus to get there anyway,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: but now you driving, you just can't.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You just can't do that while you're driving.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: You just can't blurt out, oh, that's what we're doing
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 8: right now.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: Need to be pulled over and going to co work
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 7: so he could work his magic. He got so good.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 7: I pulled up behind the mall and we got in
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: the back seat. His hands and other skills are so
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: magnificent that my vision was blurdy, that's good. Now, that's
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: really good. When it's happening like that. When you can't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: see good, well, when you can't see good, that's that's girl. El,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: that's that's a good one. Eyes all in the back
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: of your head. Yeah, I've had one before.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: That was so good. I could my eyes rolled so
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: far back. I was looking at my brain.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: Okay, see what I oversharing over sharing, sir, overhar Yeah.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I saw how my brain work. I had never seen it. Look,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: will you use it right now? And stop? Please? Okay?
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: Anyway, so he made a big mess, and I couldn't
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: go home like that. So I got a shirt from
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: my son's gym bag and I went home. Of all
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: the days, my husband and my son to be in
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: the kitchen when I walk in, my son recognized his shirt,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 7: and my husband asked, what happened to my blouse and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: jacket I had on when I left the house. I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: didn't have a lie prepare right here, let's stop, this
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: is why I come in at.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: What happened to my jacket and blouse? He said?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: And you said, I didn't have a lie prepare? See
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 7: right there, you got to see it. I don't have
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 7: to have one prepare. All I had to do is
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: have one, like what what happened to my shirt and blouse?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: I stopped at Windy's and when the lady was handing
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: me my stuff through the window, it's spilled to drink
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: catch up? And I don't know the cheese machine in
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: the back shot cheese all over my checket, and I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: didn't even know they had a cheese machine.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a cheese machine at Wendy's? What
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: cheese machine.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: Into your car.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: It was all in the carpet. So I've been down
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: there wiping stuff off.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: And when I was at the car wash, trying to
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: wipe this stuff off so it wouldn't get stuck because
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 7: you know, I know, I know, Junior needed to dry
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: the car to work, and I didn't want your cheese
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: in now.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: And I got my messed up.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: And when I was vacuuming the cow, my blouse got
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: caught in the vacuum and sucked my blouse right off.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: That was my brawl.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: Now I got everybody confused because now, first of all,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 7: the vacuum sucked your blouse off.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I got them confused about that.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: But I've really got them confus use because they trying
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: to figure out where that cheese machine.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: That is that that windy.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Dash what you The best.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: Lie always has uh, you know, the best lie always
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: has an element of truth to it. So and I
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: threw them off anyway, Yes, sir, the guy is getting
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: my blouse cleaned, so I don't have it. No, see
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: that you don't ever bring that blouse back in the
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: house and let let that blouse build. Your husband ain't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: gonna remember which one you had on no where you
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 7: could just tell him, no, here it is and city
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: this dang, My husband has been side eyeing me every day?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: What do I do? Nothing?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: You can't do nothing. First of all, you don't know
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: how to lie. So whatever gonna happen, you gonna happen
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: until you start lying. Wait what until you start lying,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: your ass is, your life is forever jacked up.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: You ain't gonna So that's your message for her today.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, every man understand that. Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: It's up on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM. To comment
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: on today's Strawberry Letter. You can also check out the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 8: Coming up next to it is Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: Right after this you're listening.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: Morning show.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: What you got junior?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: Okay, it's only one thing we can talk about today.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 9: Did y'all see the fight?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: Did you?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: Boy? Yes?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Boy, boy.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: All I saw it. Man Terrace, Bud Crawford beats Earl
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: this truth Spence in nine.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 9: Rounds, and but he put them on the campus three times.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Man, they're more like by six. Really, it was said legitimately,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: but it felt like six.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 7: I just Spencer didn't look fast for me. Man, he
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: just you know, man, because I like both of them.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: I generally like both of them as just men and
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: fight us. That's why I couldn't pick a dog in
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: this fight. Terence Crawford or is a different level of
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: He's a mean ass dude, man that that you are me.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: He's he's something special, man. And that's that's the toughest
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: fighter I've seen him fight.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: But he will go. Did you just see this?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 9: He was just well paired. He was ready ready because
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 9: you know, it's it's three, it's four builts on the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: line for this fight.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: Now, dog, Now they're gonna fight again. The rematch was
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: in the contract and and and they gonna watch this
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: but and and Spencer will be better the next time,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: because I think he was stunned by some of the things.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: But I'm just gonna tell you what I think happened.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: I think Crawford had a better training camp because Crawford's corner.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: Then boys in that corner, yeah, understand the game. And
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: they looked at Earl Spencer's footage and they know what
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: he does and how he plays off his jab, and
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: they took that away with their own jab. And they
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: didn't just have no jab, man, they had firepower behind
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: that jab.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Quit. Yeah, you to quit. Man. Let me tell you something.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: But he's a good thing.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 9: But it has probably got about twenty five million a
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 9: piece for this faith.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna say one other thing.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: You ever noticed when the referee stopped to fight the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: person that he stops to fight from he's always talking about.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: He would have continued, yeah, when when earl, when the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: referee stopped to fight out.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Of hood the reff thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Take your fresh off me. Good look. It wouldn't look
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: good at all, was it. Whoo man, man me, hey man,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: where was you? I needed you so long?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: All right, junior, thank you.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: Coming up at the top of the hour, a lady
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: in Tennessee, Steve needs advice on her new relationship.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 8: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening hard
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 8: morning show.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we go.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: This one is from Shanisia in Clarksville. Shanisia writes, I'm
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: thirty one years old and my brother set me up
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: on a date with a guy he works with. The
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: guy is thirty seven and divorced, and it seems like
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: he's either with me as a favorite to my brother
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 4: or until he finds someone else to date. He called
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: me yesterday and said, I was so bored, so I
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: decided to see.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: What you're up to.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: Now we've all been dating three months? Am I just
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: something to do? Or does he not know how to
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: talk to a woman?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: Either way, what you're sticking around to find out for?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 7: If you just something to do or he don't know
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: how to talk to a woman, what what you in
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: that one for? Because either one it ain't gonna lead
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 7: to nothing good for you, right yeah? I mean, look,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 7: if he don't know how to talk to a woman,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: what you need to stop talking because you're gonna be
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: a woman pretty much, right, So I don't see what
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: that's going. And then you are just something to do.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: I was bored, so I just called to see what
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: you was doing.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: No, that's not that.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 7: You're not the one you say that to people. You
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: don't care nothing about it, and you don't care how
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: they feel.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Right, that's terrible. It's crazy.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: That don't make no sense, you know, And you said,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: it looks like he's doing it as a favor to
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: your brother. You want to be somebody's favor man, Hey.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: Man, would you take my sister out? She's single?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: What man?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: I'd have been on blind dates, you know, played wing
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 7: man for some partners back in the day. Showed up
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: and the girlfriend was and all that. But she was
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: nice girl. So we set there enjoying each other, had
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: a nice time that even I was pleasant. We laughed
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: and everything. But this ain't going nowhere. I'm not finish
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: sitting nowhere with you by myself.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Over here. Got no time for this.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 8: But you didn't tell her that.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: Hell n you know, yeah, traded numbers and talked and stuff, laughed,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 7: but they't go nowhere.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: And you were never believes or nothing.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: Doing.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: We ain't doing that right.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: His attitude, which is horrible, Tom, Tom Cruise is in it.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: You know. All right, I think we have time for
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: one more, Steve. This is from Kandas and Shreveport. Kenni says,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: my family had a cookout last weekend. My brother's girlfriend
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: brought her twelve year old twins. The twins dad came
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 4: to pick them up, and my brother's girlfriend them to
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 4: fix a plate for their dad. I told her that
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: he couldn't have a plate and she cursed me out.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: My brother didn't defend me. Why did he allow her
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: ex to get a plate?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Anybody? Well, I mean just some damn food.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, why do you care?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: What is the big Yeah? I mean I really don't.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make him a plate? Twins? Daddy, he's still
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: a good father.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: If your brother didn't have a problem with him getting
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 7: a plate, then why you have a problem with him?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: You know, which explains why you buy yourself anyway?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 9: Now at the barbecue for her barbecue.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was a lot, but she didn't get
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: cursed out though by brother's girlfriend.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: Mama's the twins, Mama.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 9: He ain't coming to every event, he ain't doing that,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 9: just picking the kids up.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe she thought she should have checked with her,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: could he have a plate? Maybe that was don't do
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: no plate?
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 10: Sit here?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: Maybe because she didn't ask, She just said, picture daddy
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: a plate.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: He didn't contribute, so okay, back in that damn pot.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all, thank y'all doing what you
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: think Steve.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 8: Was she mad that she just said fix the plate
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 8: and she didn't know she didn't ask first?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: Well, that probably was it. I mean, it's just some
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  Speaker 7: people like that though. People don't shift. But I don't
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  Speaker 7: know why she got a problem with the dudes. You know,
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  Speaker 7: the dude picking up the twins and you know, can
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  Speaker 7: he have a plate? But see, first of all, the dude,
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  Speaker 7: I don't want no food from my exes, new boyfriend
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  Speaker 7: and sister house.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want I don't want nobody making that plate
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  Speaker 7: banging that out to me. Right, I'm plus, I've just
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  Speaker 7: never been that way. I don't even know these people.
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  Speaker 7: I don't eat strangers food, right, never held?
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  Speaker 4: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 4: right after this.
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  Speaker 2: What the reels back in that day?
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys.
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  Speaker 4: So this is the very last day of July, and
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  Speaker 4: scientists predict that July will be the hottest month on
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  Speaker 4: record in the past one hundred and twenty thousand years.
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  Speaker 4: And according to the World Meteorological Association or organization, the
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  Speaker 4: extreme heat that has effected millions of people is the
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  Speaker 4: harsh reality of climate change and a poor taste of
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  Speaker 4: the future.
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  Speaker 8: So here's the question if you guys felt it. You know,
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  Speaker 8: this beat this summer, it's been a mess. It's been hot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, slow ROAs.
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  Speaker 8: So Steve, does it make you enjoy your cold plung
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  Speaker 8: just more because it's so hot?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: Get your ass in some fifty degree water? You damn
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  Speaker 7: who you are?
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  Speaker 1: That's mine. I got to try this. I'm just telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just not I've done over one hundred of them now,
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  Speaker 1: so wow.
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  Speaker 3: How long do you stay in there?
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  Speaker 1: Minutes? I'm trying to do six seconds.
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  Speaker 8: It's a mind thing. It really has to be, because it.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no way that everybody. Everybody see get in it,
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  Speaker 1: they turn right back away.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: It's a mind thing. But it's all so physical.
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  Speaker 7: I mean it's you know, I tell people like a
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  Speaker 7: lady that works for me every day at family Fuge,
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  Speaker 7: she just said, man, I'm so tidy. He always talking
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 7: about the cold plug. Now she just started doing it.
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  Speaker 7: She'd have done eight now that's all we got to
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  Speaker 7: hear about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of the steam.
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  Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes. We'll
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  Speaker 4: play around it. Would you rather right after this you're.
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  Speaker 8: Listening Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: Time Now for a round and would you rather, would
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  Speaker 4: your guys rather have a third nipple, or would you
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  Speaker 4: rather have an extra toe on each foot?
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  Speaker 7: I got all the dale shoes again, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: third nile.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I don't know where we're gonna put it, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that third.
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  Speaker 8: But that's what I'm trying to.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, anyway, Would you rather live in a
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  Speaker 4: treehouse or live in an underground bunker?
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  Speaker 8: Treehouse or underground bunker?
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  Speaker 1: That's all every day? Were up in the tree treehouse?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, at least you're outside.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, but climbing down all the time to go
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  Speaker 9: to the stoke gonna be a lot.
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  Speaker 1: My fall out the tree. Give me this bunker, underground
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  Speaker 1: climbing rain. Yeah, I'm in that bunker. Yeah yeah, fighting stake.
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  Speaker 7: If you if you make a real nice treehouse like
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  Speaker 7: I've seen, yeah, I probably go with the treehouse because
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  Speaker 7: in the mornings it'll be nice and you know, come
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  Speaker 7: out and sit on the porch. Sometimes. I've seen some
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  Speaker 7: real nice treehouses that bunker, see y'all talking about when
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 7: it rained in the treehouse, when it rained in that
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  Speaker 7: bunk of what we're doing now, I got to try
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  Speaker 7: to swim.
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  Speaker 1: Out, all right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you, would you rather have dinner with an alien
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 8: or have dinner with a zombie?
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  Speaker 1: A zombie is dead? Yeah this, yeah, give me the aden. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like that's interesting. Let's talk today. Let's looks like
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: a good conversation, Steve.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not finna sit up here and talk to
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  Speaker 7: the dead ass personal.
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  Speaker 1: Stink.
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  Speaker 7: You got all this decay on you, Your clothes that's
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 7: hanging off for you, your ragged tea should have been
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 7: looking at your man to smell on your ass.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: You just body parts are falling off your arm.
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  Speaker 1: And you're supposed to be dead, So whow we steal?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Got it? All right?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 4: Guys?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather be handsome.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: And stupid?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: Or would you rather be unattractive and brilliant?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Who wrote this already? Right now?
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: People?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, you want to tell you who I am?
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  Speaker 1: I'm number two already, I'm number one, handsome and stupid.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: You are my stupid work for me, though.
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  Speaker 7: One thing that proves is you you got the stupid
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  Speaker 7: on lock.
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  Speaker 4: All right, guys, thank you. That's today's rounded. Would you
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  Speaker 4: rather coming up? It is our last break of the
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  Speaker 4: day and will close out.
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  Speaker 8: The show right after this. You're listening Morning show seeve here.
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  Speaker 7: got to make an effort to take better care of yourself.
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  Speaker 7: Self care is important because nobody cares about your self care.
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  Speaker 1: Then you should nobody.
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  Speaker 7: Not your trainer, not your nutrition list, not your doctor,
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  Speaker 7: not your loved ones. And people that love you want
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  Speaker 7: you to stick around, and they go, hey man, you
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  Speaker 7: gotta start eating better. Hey man, you gotta watch what
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  Speaker 7: you're drinking. Hey man, you need to cut back. Hey man,
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  Speaker 7: you're drinking too much. Dog what you're doing. Man, you
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  Speaker 7: ain't exercise at all, You ain't moving and even me, Man,
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  Speaker 7: I got to introduce more mobility training into my life, man,
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  Speaker 7: so I could keep my movements looking youthful. Man, because
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  Speaker 7: sometimes I catch myself. Man, I don't want to I
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  Speaker 7: don't want to appear old. You know, I know I'm
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  Speaker 7: getting old. I'm sixty six. Come on, man, I've lived
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  Speaker 7: longer than I got left that. I'm clear about that.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 7: And I know some people need to be taken care
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  Speaker 7: of when they get older, but I'm trying to stave
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  Speaker 7: that off if I can for a long long time.
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  Speaker 7: I want to be one of the ninety year old
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  Speaker 7: people that still moving around, still can drive a car,
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  Speaker 7: you know, still can focus and have conversations. I want
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  Speaker 7: to be that person. And if that's what you aspire
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: to be, you can make moves to do that. You
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  Speaker 7: can you can do some mobility stuff. That's not saying
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: you have to get in there and lift weights with
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 7: the young cats out there and all that. But you
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 7: can get out there and do some cable cross. You
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 7: can go out there and do some band work out.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: You can go out there and do some mobility training.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 7: You can get on the floor and do hip flexibility stuff.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: You can, you know, get out there and walk.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 7: You can get out there and do calisthenics. You can
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 7: do whatever. But we all got to do something to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: take better care of ourselves. The two most important things
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 7: we have in this world is time and health. And
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: if you're out of either one of those, Lord have
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 7: mercy you in trouble. Take better care of yourself, folks.
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  Speaker 7: It's called sealth care. You got to put more time
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  Speaker 7: into it.
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  Speaker 1: This health thing. We're in a health crisis in this country.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: We're dying you earlier now.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 7: The lifespan is dropping, high blood pressure is increasing, strokes
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 7: are increasing. You know, and I don't I'm not saying
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 7: you can avoid everything, but you can do something towards that.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 7: You know, I can't say. Look, I know how to
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 7: stop heart attacks, so I know how to stop troupe.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 7: I don't, But I do know if I eat better,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: if I work out, I'll feel stronger and better. And
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 7: that's just an important thing. So let's try to think
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 7: about self care man, and you all put more time
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: into taking care of yourself out there. Okay, that's my
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 7: closing remarks. Now you don't feel that way, and it's gone.
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  Speaker 7: Eat whatever you want to eat, you luck you want
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  Speaker 7: pushing nobody in a wheelchair to say it. I'm not
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 7: gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: It's too hard.
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