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Wifey Words, Speakerphone Ettiquette, Steve's VM, levateyou.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Given them.
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  Speaker 4: A bu bussy.
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  Speaker 1: Steve, Yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 3: To I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you got to do that.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta turn, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: I got to turn the most turn.
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  Speaker 3: You probably got to turn the mouth turn out a
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  Speaker 3: w The monic jup wouldn't come come out?
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  Speaker 1: You think I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Listening to the voice come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 2: and only Steve Harvin got a radio show, keep saying
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  Speaker 2: it can't stop. Man, oh man, oh man, what a
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  Speaker 2: journey it has been. I thank God for every single
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  Speaker 2: step of the way. I learned to thank him for
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  Speaker 2: the bad times too, because it taught me something. All
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  Speaker 2: the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable experiences
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  Speaker 2: in my life. Every time I failed, I learned a
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  Speaker 2: little bit more about getting up. Every time I was
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  Speaker 2: told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.
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  Speaker 2: It made me stronger, It toughened my skin. It made
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  Speaker 2: me learn how to deal with haters. It made me
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  Speaker 2: learn how to deal with people who don't have your
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  Speaker 2: best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there
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  Speaker 2: feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you
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  Speaker 2: who is who in your life. It shows you who
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  Speaker 2: you can depend on and who you came. And at
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  Speaker 2: the end of the day, what has taught me most
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  Speaker 2: of all my hardships in my life? And it's really
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  Speaker 2: about me and God. That is the one factor that
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  Speaker 2: has been never changed in my life. God has always
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  Speaker 2: been the same for me and for you and for
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  Speaker 2: all of us. His word is true. It don't waiver,
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  Speaker 2: it don't shake. You can shape it, readjust it if
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  Speaker 2: you want to. It is really the way it's written.
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  Speaker 1: It really is.
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  Speaker 2: You have your version of it if you want to.
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  Speaker 2: But if you just read it the way it is,
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  Speaker 2: it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time
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  Speaker 2: you jump through a loophole, there's something over there written
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  Speaker 2: that that counters that.
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  Speaker 1: So is what I want to get to today. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 2: You got it within you? Oh it's there, Just use it.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me close. You got it within you. Oh
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  Speaker 2: it's there.
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  Speaker 1: Just use it. If you hear me clearly, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: finn to show you something this morning. Within you, Oh
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  Speaker 1: is there? Just use it.
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  Speaker 2: Steve, what you're talking about. See, here's what's wrong with
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people. Here's what's stopping so many people.
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  Speaker 2: You keep looking. We keep looking for others to save us.
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  Speaker 2: We keep looking for someone else to rescue us. We
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  Speaker 2: always looking for some group of people or somebody to
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  Speaker 2: accept us. We keep looking for someone else's approval. We
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  Speaker 2: always looking for some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody,
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  Speaker 2: some group of people to give us credibility, somebody or.
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  Speaker 1: Some group of people who says we matter.
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  Speaker 2: We spend so much time right there, and when the
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  Speaker 2: cavalry don't come over the hill, when it ain't no saving,
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  Speaker 2: it ain't no deliverance, And hey, you don't get accepted,
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  Speaker 2: and don't nobody really come to save you, and there't
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  Speaker 2: nobody vouching for you and giving you credibility and throw
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  Speaker 2: you into something naw, you into this little state of man.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm gonna do. Oh you got
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  Speaker 2: it within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. You
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  Speaker 2: want to know what the real deal is, y'all? It's
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  Speaker 2: you and God, and it's the God in you.
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  Speaker 1: Man. I wish I could explain this right to you today.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to fill me on this right here,
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  Speaker 2: when you shake everything out the way, get rid of
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  Speaker 2: all your expectations of people. The relationship you thought was
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  Speaker 2: gonna last forever that didn't make it, the child that
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  Speaker 2: you wanted to be, this that turned out to be that,
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  Speaker 2: your friend you thought was your friend, that stabbed you.
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  Speaker 1: In the back.
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  Speaker 2: You found out they wouldn't the job you thought was
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  Speaker 2: gonna keep you and you'd retire on they didn't, closed down,
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  Speaker 2: gave you a pink slip.
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  Speaker 1: All of this.
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  Speaker 2: Man that death promised that somebody told you they was
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  Speaker 2: gonna loan you this money, and on loan day they
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  Speaker 2: say they ain't got it. Oh man, oh man, oh man.
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  Speaker 2: This money you thought was gonna come through on this check.
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  Speaker 2: The check ain't there?
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  Speaker 1: Oh man?
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  Speaker 2: How many disappointments in life can you get? You thought
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  Speaker 2: you had enough credit hour was to graduate. You found
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  Speaker 2: out two weeks before you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You can't graduate. Oh listen here, man, what's gonna happen? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Look at the disappointment in my life right now? But
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  Speaker 2: let me explain something to you. When you get rid
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  Speaker 2: of all of that, guess what you really got? You
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  Speaker 2: got God, that's the whole enchilada. Baby, that's the ball
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  Speaker 2: of wax. That's the monkeys in the barrel, that's the
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  Speaker 2: bag of chips.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?
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  Speaker 2: That that say all you need? Can you feel me?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 1: You and God and the God in you, it's really.
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  Speaker 5: What you need.
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  Speaker 2: Stop looking for all these outside sources for approval, to
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  Speaker 2: gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to save you, the
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  Speaker 2: calvary coming over the hill. Why won't they recognize me?
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  Speaker 2: Why won't they get me closure? Why they fire me?
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  Speaker 2: Why they forek closing on my house? Don't they know
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  Speaker 2: I'm laid off. When you get through it, all of
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  Speaker 2: that whining, it's gonna come down to you and God
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  Speaker 2: and the God in you. If God created man in
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  Speaker 2: his own image, God is a part of you, that
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  Speaker 2: is a piece of you that's godly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: mistake you made.
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  Speaker 2: The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a
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  Speaker 2: moment in his life that he's now paying for, has
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  Speaker 2: God in him.
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  Speaker 1: The biggest criminal.
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  Speaker 2: When he gets through criminalizing or whatever you want to
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  Speaker 2: call it, he's sitting there by his self.
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  Speaker 1: That is a piece of God in him that lets
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  Speaker 1: him know this ain't the way. This's wrong. You can
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  Speaker 1: love his money if you want to put you out
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  Speaker 1: of line, and you gonna pay. At the end of
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  Speaker 1: the day.
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  Speaker 2: When I get through on this microphone, on this TV,
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  Speaker 2: all these articles, when I get through it all of that,
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  Speaker 2: you know what it comes down to. Because see, it
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  Speaker 2: ain't always been this way for me. You know, I've
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  Speaker 2: been trying to get here, trying to get there. Listen
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  Speaker 2: to me, it's been me and God and it's been
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  Speaker 2: to God in me. When I woke up a few
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  Speaker 2: years back and I realized that's really what it was,
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  Speaker 2: it changed my whole life.
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  Speaker 1: It changed my whole life.
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  Speaker 2: Your whole life can get changed when you realize that
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  Speaker 2: it's really you and God and the God in you,
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  Speaker 2: really man. People disappoint you, You argue with people, You
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  Speaker 2: fall out with people, You break up with people, You
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  Speaker 2: divorce people. You got people who you thought was friends,
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  Speaker 2: all of a sudden you find out they're talking about it's.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy out of here. You been going what's going on?
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  Speaker 1: What's really going on?
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  Speaker 2: But that's because guess what you got all yours banked
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  Speaker 2: on them? When you going bank it on the one
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  Speaker 2: thing that you can count on.
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  Speaker 1: God's word ain't changed since we got here. It's solid.
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  Speaker 2: If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get
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  Speaker 2: whatever you ask for. That's the fact that ain't no
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  Speaker 2: rumor speakle out here doing it every day. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: you ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it
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  Speaker 2: within you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's there. You just gotta use it. There is
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  Speaker 1: a weapon available to man called prayer.
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  Speaker 3: Use that.
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  Speaker 2: See. I look at my life, man, whenever I get
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  Speaker 2: a little shaky, I look back. Oh hey, man, I
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  Speaker 2: ain't really talk with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, oh, I know what.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.
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  Speaker 2: They ain't get me the loan all now, Steve, I
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  Speaker 2: ain't winning costs.
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  Speaker 1: She left me. He left me.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.
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  Speaker 2: I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on
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  Speaker 2: my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning
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  Speaker 2: cause you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe
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  Speaker 2: in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got
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  Speaker 2: it within you. Oh, it's there. You just got to
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  Speaker 2: use it. It's just you and God, and it's to
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  Speaker 2: God in you. And what y'all gonna do about that?
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  Speaker 2: You're listening hard morning, Ladies and gentlemen. We are here today,
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  Speaker 2: gathered for the radio show.
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  Speaker 3: This is not a game.
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  Speaker 2: This is a contest. Anybody can win it. You can
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  Speaker 2: get your own blue ribbon. Step right up, one, all
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  Speaker 2: for one, All, ye who come? You are blue ribbon candidates.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest. What do you want
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  Speaker 2: a blue ribbon in today? That's the question, Shirley, what
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  Speaker 2: do you think you can qualify to get a blue.
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  Speaker 6: Ribbon in just the way I do the show, the
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  Speaker 6: way I run the show?
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  Speaker 1: Carla, what do you think you could get a blue
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  Speaker 1: ribbon in the way I direct the show?
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  Speaker 2: Now let's begin the ignorance Junior, what do you think
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  Speaker 2: you could get a blue ribbon?
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  Speaker 7: I could get a blue ribbon in animal sound?
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  Speaker 1: He see that? Jay, what do you think you could
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  Speaker 1: get a blue ribbon.
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  Speaker 4: In ignorance from nowhere? When you don't think it's coming straight?
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  Speaker 2: Ignorant ignorance out of nowhere, Nephew, Tommy, share with us
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  Speaker 2: what you could get a blue ribbon in that you
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  Speaker 2: have probably already had thousands.
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  Speaker 8: The seriousness of stupidity, I bring it to a whole
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  Speaker 8: other level.
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  Speaker 9: I just have to say one thing, seriously, Junior, I
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  Speaker 9: take offense with what you did, because on the show,
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  Speaker 9: I do animal noises.
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  Speaker 1: I do animal You can't change your hands. You don't
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  Speaker 1: do you don't do, but want.
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  Speaker 9: He doesn't do animal noises, animal noises on the show.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, stop stop, shop stop stop. Surely do a kangaroo.
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  Speaker 1: What happened to this?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Shirley do a gorilla? Okay, Okay, okay, okay, Shirley,
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  Speaker 2: not do a chimpanzee.
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  Speaker 1: He's good at that, man, She's really good. That was Casar. Now,
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  Speaker 1: now who is that one? Who was that Shlley?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that was Shirley man, that was that was her
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  Speaker 2: best one. Watch her kill this one. Do a dog, Shirley. Okay, Shirley,
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  Speaker 2: Sary do a sheep. Okay ye, Shirley, Charley do a.
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  Speaker 1: Aucus just has a spell. It don't sound like.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, like I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I just pronounced the work. We'll be back. Sureley sounds
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  Speaker 1: all morning. The talent. We didn't even know she did
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  Speaker 1: animal sound the jule when we come back.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, it's time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 9: with the nephew and run that brank back.
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  Speaker 3: What you got for his nest?
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  Speaker 1: Butt cheeks crazy, that's the name of the prank, but cheeks. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's do it.
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  Speaker 5: Hello.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen. Miss missus Carmen.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, this is a Nate.
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  Speaker 5: My aster's calling.
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  Speaker 8: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
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  Speaker 8: This is mister Porter.
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  Speaker 1: Porter. How are you doing today?
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  Speaker 5: I'm fine? Is everything good? Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, every every everything, Everything is fine. Now
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  Speaker 8: your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
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  Speaker 5: Correct?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
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  Speaker 8: we got so many kids with the same names. I
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  Speaker 8: wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
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  Speaker 8: here's the issue. You say your name is Nate. Yeah, okay, Nate.
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  Speaker 8: What were the problem we're having here at the school
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  Speaker 8: is I don't know if you are aware of it,
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  Speaker 8: but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
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  Speaker 8: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
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  Speaker 8: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What
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  Speaker 8: your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
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  Speaker 8: the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
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  Speaker 8: her butt cheeks, her butt cheeks are out. You know,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if she's I haven't actually seen her,
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  Speaker 8: but I've been getting these reports from uh, we've been getting.
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  Speaker 5: That's a little strange to me. I'm typically at work.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 11: have to talk to her later on today.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, what I what I was gonna suggest is uh,
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  Speaker 8: you know, I actually I thought I was calling her phone.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't know I was. I was going to get you.
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  Speaker 8: But what I wanted to do is get her to
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  Speaker 8: come up here so I can see what she's wearing.
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  Speaker 5: You know. No, no, no, I think I got this
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  Speaker 5: handl dude, I can take care of it.
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  Speaker 8: Well, well, well, I think it's gonna be better for
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  Speaker 8: both of us, Like if I was able to see
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  Speaker 8: her uh in the and and.
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  Speaker 11: Let her look player, look, look, I got it, my daughter.
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  Speaker 11: This is not even really concerning my daughter. This is
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  Speaker 11: uh you know, this is this is above that take grade.
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  Speaker 11: Let me handle it so you know, you know, my
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  Speaker 11: daughter going to principal's office is one thing. I'll be
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  Speaker 11: on top of that, but I'm definitely gonna be on
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  Speaker 11: top of this. So so, like I said, I think
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  Speaker 11: I got this handled right now.
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  Speaker 8: What now, your wife, Carmen, is she there?
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  Speaker 11: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean, is there any way I can
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  Speaker 1: talk to her?
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  Speaker 5: No? Like I told you, I think I think I
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  Speaker 5: got this one. I could take care of this.
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  Speaker 11: And you know, my thing is, I've already told you
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  Speaker 11: that three times. I don't know where you're really going
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  Speaker 11: with this. You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to
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  Speaker 11: her and get the.
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  Speaker 5: Situation situational rectified as soon as I can.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, but we don't you know, you don't need to
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  Speaker 11: you don't need to see her, you know, talk to
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  Speaker 11: her well being.
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  Speaker 1: The principal here at the school, sir.
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  Speaker 8: Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to,
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  Speaker 8: you know, handle the school in orderly fashion and make
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  Speaker 8: sure that all things are taking care of around here
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  Speaker 8: and we have no issues and no problems.
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  Speaker 5: So what why you're not talking to my daughter? You're
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  Speaker 5: talking to me.
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  Speaker 11: I'm a I'm a husband, I'm a father. I'm telling
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  Speaker 11: what I tell you I got to handle.
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  Speaker 1: I got to handle I understand it. I have to
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  Speaker 1: handle my school. Though. You understand that I have to
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  Speaker 1: the school.
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  Speaker 5: I will drop my door off myself.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I understand that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, No, I mean, do I need to come up
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  Speaker 5: there and talk to you?
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  Speaker 12: No?
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  Speaker 1: I need your wife to come talk to me. I
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  Speaker 1: need to see what she be wearing.
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  Speaker 5: Don't need to talk to my wife. Player, Do you
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  Speaker 5: have a wife?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a wife, and.
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  Speaker 5: Come to my office.
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  Speaker 3: But what what what do you?
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  Speaker 5: What do you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 5: No? What are you talking about that? My wife needs
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  Speaker 5: to come and and and so you can inspect her outfit.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not playing that game, player, I'm not We're not
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  Speaker 11: doing that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 8: I need to see what your wife be wearing when
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  Speaker 8: she's dropping these.
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  Speaker 5: Keys me yourself. One, I send you a picture.
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  Speaker 8: Man, and I think we must have gone down the
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  Speaker 8: wrong street, which is yeah, No, we definitely.
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  Speaker 5: Down the wrong boulevard on this one. Player.
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  Speaker 11: Let me let me just make it very clear to you.
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  Speaker 11: My wife, you're seeing that in the office and all
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  Speaker 11: that maybe wouldn't come up there tomorrow. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 11: me and her no, he's not coming up to the
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  Speaker 11: principal's office. We don't need to do all but.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have a problem with you. We just need her.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to know.
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  Speaker 11: You're gonna have a problem with me if we keep
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  Speaker 11: going down this road right.
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  Speaker 1: Now, okay.
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  Speaker 8: So, so it's okay for her to have her butt
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  Speaker 8: cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, but as
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  Speaker 8: soon as I want to have her come out of
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  Speaker 8: office for a meeting about this situation right now, right now.
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  Speaker 11: You you said you're claiming her butt ceases out like
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  Speaker 11: seases out right now?
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  Speaker 5: You out of pocket?
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  Speaker 8: Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled
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  Speaker 8: up and got out the car and her butt was
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
• 18:18
  Speaker 8: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: at me by what your wife then put on and
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: walk up into the school.
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: gotta do on this on this end, your in is
• 18:29
  Speaker 11: to handle.
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: What's going on in your school.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there. So
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of the
• 18:35
  Speaker 8: school saying I need to have a meeting, a private
• 18:38
  Speaker 8: meeting with your wife, so when her and I can
• 18:40
  Speaker 8: talk about what she wearing.
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: Look, man, I done told you several times her coming
• 18:46
  Speaker 11: up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: this is where were at right now. You know what
• 18:50
  Speaker 11: you not gonna happen? So what so what you say
• 18:54
  Speaker 11: you what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
• 18:56
  Speaker 11: and drop my daughter off to come see you.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So you're coming here tomorrow?
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Absolutely?
• 19:01
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, So are you bringing miss
• 19:05
  Speaker 8: Carmen with you?
• 19:06
  Speaker 11: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: talk guy.
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: Money.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: I'm coming up there to handle this right now because
• 19:12
  Speaker 11: you're out of box that this is how it's going down.
• 19:15
  Speaker 11: There will be no butt cheeks coming out tomorrow. It's
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: just gonna be coming out the car on some real
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: Do you understand? What's your name again?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: My name? I'm poored to the principal.
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: Here all right, There'll be no butt cheeks tomorrow. You
• 19:28
  Speaker 11: will see me coming out the car.
• 19:30
  Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, uh, Well, there is there is another
• 19:35
  Speaker 8: issue we got here on the table, and what is that?
• 19:38
  Speaker 8: So so miss Carmen, and she told you about, uh,
• 19:43
  Speaker 8: the conversation she's been.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Having with Tommy?
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Who is Tommy?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: So that once again, So.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: Your wife ain't telling you not so she she didn't
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: No, dude, I don't want to play games. Man. Who's Tommy?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: So?
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: So, okay, okay, do you know man? Okay? Okay? Cool?
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
• 20:03
  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know him?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: I know, Nate, Nay.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Baby, Hey, at least he knows.
• 20:26
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask you
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: something before we go. Baby, what is the baddest and
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Steve Harvey Barny Show. That is.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: All right? Thanking of you coming up next to ask
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: the CLO.
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:52
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, time out for us the c l O.
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: C l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: is from Ken and Dothan, Alabama. Ken says, my sister
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: and I were awarded a good amount of money from
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: a car accident. I'm fully recovered, but she still has
• 21:08
  Speaker 9: to have one more surgery on her leg because of that,
• 21:12
  Speaker 9: and since it was her car that was totaled, she
• 21:14
  Speaker 9: wants to split the money. Sixty forty the insurance company
• 21:18
  Speaker 9: gave her the money for a car and paid a
• 21:20
  Speaker 9: settlement for pain and suffering. She claims she's had more
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: pain and has suffered more. She says she will take
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: me to court.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: If I don't agree to it. I still can't believe
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: she's tripping.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: What should I do?
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, money make people trip, so, you know. I mean,
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how y'all settlement is together that I've
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: never heard of.
• 21:43
  Speaker 6: Well, maybe they were both in the car.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I've been in a car accidents before. Everybody's settlement
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: is separate. I don't know how they got They just
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: paid one lump sum. Now, is she wanted to be
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: sixty forty?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Dog? You threw power? Yeah, just give us sixty forty? No,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: you already know.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Come on, man, she has to go through one more surgery.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Come on, no, just let her have it. But y'all
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: gonna break up over this twenty percent? That's his sister? Yeah, yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, now she wrong for that, because that ain't high.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Go.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: You're supposed to split the money, but I don't know
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: since I really i've never heard of that before. I'm
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: gonna be honest with you. In all my years, I've
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: never heard of a group settlement. And here is the settlement.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Y'all work it out, because it's usually you get this
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: and you get that based on your injuries and all
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: She doing, Just give us sixty forty what you're tripping for?
• 22:37
  Speaker 9: Man, he says, he's fully recovered.
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: She still has to have one more surgery.
• 22:41
  Speaker 10: On her leg.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: No, just let her have it. It ain't worth that, man,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: it's not.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: He didn't say it was a sizeable settlement. He's just saying.
• 22:51
  Speaker 9: He just said the insurance company gave her money for
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: a car, paid a settlement for pain and suffering, and
• 22:57
  Speaker 9: she still wants to split the money sixty forty because
• 23:00
  Speaker 9: she has more pain and has suffered more, which is.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: True, Yeah she has.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Well, the car was hers, obviously, Yeah it was her,
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: so they paid for the car. Now the pain is suffering.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they lumped it together. I've never
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: heard of at again, But okay, let's just say let's
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: for practical purpose, it's a hundred thousand. Let's say that
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: it's a hundred thousand. You give her sixty, you get
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: forty thousand.
• 23:26
  Speaker 9: No good, Yeah, why would you want to tie this
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: up in court?
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: Get attorneys have to pay them.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: Just take the forty and she still got to have
• 23:36
  Speaker 6: another surgery.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Come on, brother, h the do Wasn't that hurt? No day?
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Right? That's why he ain't going right me. The car
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: slammed into her side of the car.
• 23:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and she's all right.
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: Jonison Harlem says, I'm dating my cousin's ex and she
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: recently told him about us. He said he doesn't mind
• 23:58
  Speaker 9: and gave me his blessing. But every time my cousin
• 24:01
  Speaker 9: and I are with our boys, he makes jokes about
• 24:04
  Speaker 9: me getting his sloppy seconds seconds. I can take the joking,
• 24:08
  Speaker 9: but he also talks about how he used to make
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: her squeal and call out his name. That's when I
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: get to the point of wanting to fight him. Mind you,
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: he dated her when they were twenty, and he's thirty
• 24:18
  Speaker 9: one and he's thirty one, and it must mean she's
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: thirty one and he's thirty two. Now, probably, how do
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: I get him to stop disrespecting me and my girlfriend, pull.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Him over to the side and say, hey, dog, listen
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: to me. Now.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: You gave me your blessing. She told me it was cool.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: But what I don't appreciate is you dog and her
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: in front of everybody and real men.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Dog, Just leave my girl's name out your mouth. I'm
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: gonna ask you come. But if you keep doing it, bro,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: then I'm gonna have a problem with that. And you're
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: disrespecting her and me when you do that. That's a
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: simple conversation. Then if he do it after that, then
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: you got to go and do something to it. What Yeah,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: you got to go and do something to it.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: We have to as after that. It's just man law.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: After that.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: If I asked you not to disrespect my girl no more,
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: and I talk, I come to you man, a man
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: away from the other fellas, and you get right back
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: in front of me and you do it again. What
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: you're saying is I do what I won't do. I
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: don't give a damn about you. Now, I've talked to you,
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: so obviously that wasn't the point. So when I bust
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: you upside, your damn fauehead. I bet you understand me,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: then don't.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: We're not shooting.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: We fight yet you have dated your cousin's ex.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: We have didn't. Lot of that depend on how fine
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: she is.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: That's what.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Twelve years ago.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean twelve years ago, a lot of things changed.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it happened, but you know, you
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: know they probably wasn't that close that could happen.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: It sounds like they're pretty close, but okay, Shakida and
• 26:00
  Speaker 9: Birmingham says, I'm dating a guy that thinks he's a
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: great comedian, but he's not. He's almost forty and he's
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: still doing private events and can't get into any of
• 26:09
  Speaker 9: the bigger events. I know he's not funny, but I
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: can't tell him. I think his appearance is a problem too.
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: He's only five eight and he's stocky, not fat, but stocky.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: The almost a lot of comedians five eight and fat
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: that ain't got none to do. It'sdam damn jokes, he telling.
• 26:27
  Speaker 9: The audience at his last show talked about him, and
• 26:30
  Speaker 9: their jokes were funnier than his.
• 26:32
  Speaker 6: How can I give him a little feedback without hurting
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: his pride?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Hi, he ain't getting a feedback. The audience is telling
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: jokes to him. That's funny in him, But is he listening?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Listen to me.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Comedians don't need feedback. It's instant. The thing about our
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: profession is it's instant. The saint, you know, you write
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: a song, you release it, you hope they like it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Now you tell let joke you know that night immediately instant.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Instant.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: Well, but she doesn't want to hurt his ego and
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: his pride.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Well, the king of comedy just told you listen. If
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: you started up that dying, there's no worse pain, you
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: might as well go and tell him. He just But
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that here laughs in their head,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that ain't there. I know, some just be telling joke.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: It'll be hot in they mind. They hear a concept.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Feelo, you're listening.
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: Anyone in a relationship notes that no matter how much
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: you love someone you know, kissy, kissy, smoochie, all of that,
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: how much you love them, there are things about them
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: they get on your nerves.
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: A redded pole asked, what's the one thing you wish
• 27:58
  Speaker 9: you could say to your spouse or your man? But
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: you cannot bring yourself to say it because you know
• 28:04
  Speaker 9: it's gonna cost World War three?
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: Up in there, some had you know, like little bitty
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: gripes like we can just.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Go with that.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I got all right, Oh why don't you shuck up?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, let me that's not mean, Let me just mean.
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: Let me ask this question before you jump the gun.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: Mister Harvey, you said what you won't to say, but
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: you don't say because you SKA to your.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: Spouse or your mate or your significant other.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Did you miss that?
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: Hart?
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: Is there something you want to say to your wife
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: your significant other but you're too scared to say.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I'll say it one more time. Why is my answer
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: not sufficient?
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: It's not that it's not sufficient.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Agression on you? Yes, are you serious?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Don't act like y'll see what killed me now? Not
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: here the too fools All of a sudden, it's concerned that.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: The totally agree with you. This is the time I
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: definitely agree with you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Say what this is about.
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Every man wants to say that, and that's what I
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: say for them. You wait, believe it or not.
• 29:15
  Speaker 13: There are times in a relationship, and I've been in
• 29:17
  Speaker 13: a lot when a man really don't want to hear
• 29:19
  Speaker 13: what you got to say at all at all?
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: At all?
• 29:24
  Speaker 9: Okay, now I understand I get that, Okay, but to
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: say it like.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: You said it?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: You know you said, I said it is something you
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: want to say to your wife, but you to your
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: wife or spouse, but.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You can't cause you scared, right.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: You just.
• 29:47
  Speaker 9: This is what my husband is thinking.
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: All the time.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Not all the time. Surely we thought that when y'all
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: be right, there's some things I want to say. Nothing,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: come on, give me. Are we ever gonna do it
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: when I want to do?
• 30:09
  Speaker 11: Huh?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You the one picking chold out the damn time. Hey,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that's that's never gonna Wow.
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: You guys really have stuff on your.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: You said what you want to say, yes, but you're
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: afraid to say it.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think you would say that.
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: Okay, I got one. I want to say what you
• 30:28
  Speaker 13: think you can cook that meal? But you cannot. Never
• 30:34
  Speaker 13: got it right.
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: The hatred that I have built up right now for.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You guys we have not said has said. Come on, Steve,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you have.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: More dang something you want to say to your wife
• 30:52
  Speaker 9: or significant other that that that you're too scared to say?
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, just like your mom.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: God, I got one.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, tell me first.
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: Just because you having these damn hot flashes don't mean
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: I'm having.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: I got one. Yes, that dress makes your butt look big?
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, yes, No, I don't want to hear that I
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: got one?
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: What what?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: Hell?
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: No?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Like what you got on? But we got to get
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: out of here because we laid already, only changed time.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: So baby, you like this? Oh? Yeah, we're good. Oh
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: you you nailed. That's it. We're saying. We're saying what
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: we want to suppord. What do you want to want
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: to see this? How scared you are? You're trying?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me make it here.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: There the girl I had we got married, knew how
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: to cook some damn gumball.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Tommy, you can't say that now now, but you can
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: say what you said. It's all the name held, No Charlee.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: Oh I'm cool.
• 32:23
  Speaker 13: Oh I got every man's wonder saying what you can
• 32:26
  Speaker 13: ask me if she's fine? And now my answer, yes,
• 32:30
  Speaker 13: she is fine as hell.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: So this is what you guys are holding in.
• 32:41
  Speaker 9: Okay, all right?
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 32:42
  Speaker 9: Is there something you want to say to your wife
• 32:44
  Speaker 9: for significant other that you're too afraid to say?
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: Steve, anything else to get off your trust.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: What well, I guess you got one right quick, Tommy.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: I don't love you like that. I don't love you
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: like that right there, right there. I don't know you
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: like that. But I'm just taking another one. Yes, that
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: was yes? Oh god, I wish I never had met
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: your ass.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: I got one to close it down the zoo.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I wish I had never met yours. Go ahead, shay,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: go ahead.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes you just do that too hard. Okay, that's
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: all I'm saying.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, come on, man, this has to be like.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Like that movie that's that's out with Taraji p Henson.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: What men want?
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: She could read their thoughts?
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank god. Every woman can't read her husband's thoughts.
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: I hate all of you, I really think right now.
• 33:52
  Speaker 10: Oh man, you're listening hardy morning show?
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: Kind out for would you rather? Would you rather give
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: up your cell phone for a month or would you
• 34:02
  Speaker 9: rather give up bathing for a month.
• 34:05
  Speaker 8: Hello, I'm finna put together some funky deals.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I can't make no money.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: I'm going I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I seen
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: my son FaceTime on his computer and everything I got
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: because let me something to you.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: If you laying in the bed niked your stuff and
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: you raise your knee up buy your checks.
• 34:35
  Speaker 14: That dry ice cloud comes out your crack, leases up
• 34:40
  Speaker 14: over the houp of your booty and slides along your
• 34:44
  Speaker 14: waist time roll up over your elbow, and it comes
• 34:48
  Speaker 14: down behind your shoulder.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: It looks like dry ice, except it's invisible. But imagine
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: that white dry ice smoking. And then it comes around
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: your face and it just lock on your face. You
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: can't get it. I'd rather not know you're going to bathe.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I got you, man. It ain't no way in the
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: world that that no that third day.
• 35:17
  Speaker 15: If you got a twenty seven more, yeah, for a
• 35:20
  Speaker 15: whole month, Yeah, you might not even have.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: To raise your legs off after two weeks. You just
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: need to stop walking. If you walk in and fly
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: just buzzn't mind just followed you just you're looking like
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: a pig peeing on Charlie Brown.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Mile All right?
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: Would you rather never age physically? Never age physically, or
• 35:52
  Speaker 9: would you rather never age mentally?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I could stay right here, right here. I got enough
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to make it on in if I think like this
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: at one hundred, be cool. Yeah. So physic physically, oh.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Physical, stay right? He would rather never show you know,
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, we're a pretty good look at
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Morning Show.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: When you look at Yes, Tommy and Jr. Can still run.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I could trot for sharp distances.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: We we mobile shot for shot distances. If I do
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: an outburst, it's got to be about four five steps go.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I immediately got to pull up because I have heard
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: about to come right after that.
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: Hurt nothing, don't pull anything.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: And Junior, what about you?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: Would you rather never age physically or mentally?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Mentally?
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't working
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: for me.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: I'm just in there. I'm into him, but ain't there
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: ain't nothing happening in there.
• 36:59
  Speaker 9: Tommy quick please, okay, okay, all right, well, thank you.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: That's our round. Develop we'll be back.
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning Show all right.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Time Now for comedy Roulette. Come on, Jay, set it up.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Please let me break it down for you.
• 37:20
  Speaker 13: We take three subjects, put those three subjects on a wheel,
• 37:24
  Speaker 13: spun the wheel where the wheel stops. Because we are comedians,
• 37:28
  Speaker 13: we can make the damn thing funny.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Watch us, watch us.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: All right. Here are today's categories.
• 37:36
  Speaker 9: Number one things people say when they don't know they
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: are on speakerphone. Things your made, things your mate has
• 37:46
  Speaker 9: that you wish they would throw away. And then how
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: about this one. Things that a friend says to embarrass you.
• 37:57
  Speaker 9: Oh wow, those are three good ones.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Ready, Yeah, throwaway?
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I want to throw away?
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, oh no, it's sometime we've all been here.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Things people say.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: When they don't know they're on speakerphone.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Let's go, here we go.
• 38:24
  Speaker 13: Things people say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.
• 38:26
  Speaker 13: I ain't gonna their whole.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: House, thank, I ain't gonna that's the whole house. Look here,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this here.
• 38:41
  Speaker 8: If if Larry and them over there, I ain't coming
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: because you know I don't blanket blank with Larry.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: You already know that, you know I don't.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: People say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Here's an ass on the phone.
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: On the phone, these people say, I don't know they
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: don't speaker phone.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got five dollars, but I ain't gonna lind
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it to her ass. I wish the hell out.
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: Hey, listen, is uh is Ronda got her big ass
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: over there? Fall People are off my couch because she's
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: the reason why the couch uneven.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Now she's the main reason why. Hey, you're on speakerphone.
• 39:36
  Speaker 10: They can hear her.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: People say they don't speakerphone.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Man, I can't stand none of the ass.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: You won't speak. Let me pick up.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: These people say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Oh what the hell I would go to?
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: You know I didn't like you when he was alive.
• 40:08
  Speaker 16: Hey, look, I can't tell you something I want. Let
• 40:13
  Speaker 16: me tell you something, girl. I want you to do
• 40:15
  Speaker 16: what you did with the jelly lad. That's the main thing.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: That what you do with that Jenny lad.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Now what you do that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Girl?
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: It don't.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Come on, see you don't things are people say when
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: that they don't know they don't speak of phone?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's his ugly ass. Mama over there. I love it.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 40:54
  Speaker 13: Things people say with it don't know they don't speak
• 40:56
  Speaker 13: a phone. He got a brand new car, but he
• 40:58
  Speaker 13: missed sixteeth.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Now that don't make no damn you're right about that.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: He he he he he he he he Wayne over there,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: don't you don't even know I'm hitting this old lady.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: You don't even know what.
• 41:18
  Speaker 8: You don't know?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Doug, load it out, man.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Thanks. People say when they don't know they don't speak
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: of phone. Hey, hey, you know you left your panties
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: over here?
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody looking at the phone. Oh hell no, hey, miss Jacobs,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you don't speaking all right, Thank you guys.
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: That's Comedy Roulette coming up next.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Nephew in the building with today's prank phone call. Right
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: after this.
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 42:12
  Speaker 9: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 42:15
  Speaker 9: my strawberry letter for today. We'll get into it in
• 42:17
  Speaker 9: just a bit, but right now the nephew is here
• 42:20
  Speaker 9: with today's prank phone call.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: What you got for us?
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Neph Can we use your cask? What can we you
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: your cask?
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I've never heard.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: Hey, hey, we're going through a mil some were going
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: through a list some All right, Lynn, casket, can you
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: loan me a cask?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Get to get on my feet? Okay, let's go care.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Hello Vicky, Vick, Hey, Vicky, how you doing? Are you?
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Are you the niece of of uh? Uh? I think
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: it's your aunt? Yes? Okay, and you now your aunt
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: passed away?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: How many?
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: How many years ago? Your aunt passed?
• 43:07
  Speaker 17: It was about five years ago.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: Okay, listen, I'm over here at the funeral home. Uh my, my,
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: my sister just passed away, and uh, they gave me
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: your phone number. Did you guys? We're going through a
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: little bit of a situation here, did you guys? Aren't
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: have you know your aunt was a heavyset woman? Is
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: that right?
• 43:27
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: She was? Okay, Now they had to did they have
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: to put her in a in a Did they have
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: a build a special casket for her?
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: and I'm assuming this is the same thing that you
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: guys went through. I've called several of her children, but
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: I wasn't able to get in touch with anybody. But
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: the funeral home actually had your name on file as well,
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: so they gave me your number where I will be
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: able to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay?
• 44:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's okay. You can speak to me.
• 44:02
  Speaker 17: But you know what seems to be a problem.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Well, listen, we the funeral is actually in two days, okay,
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: and we ordered one of those special caskets, but it
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: doesn't look like it's going to be in for another week,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: so you know, it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna,
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: we're not gonna have a casket for her, you know,
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: for the funeral. And you know, like I said, the
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: funeral told us about you know that. You guys, we
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: are the last ones that ordered a casket of that size,
• 44:31
  Speaker 5: and you know, me and the rest of the family
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: has been you know, we've been trying to figure out
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: what to do and what to do. Do you think
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: it's anyone possible we can borrow the casket that your
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: aim is in, and then when the casket comes in
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: that we ordered, we can put her in that casket
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: and put her back down to rest like she's always been.
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: Do you think that's right? Hello?
• 44:57
  Speaker 12: Hello, if peat yourself, what exactly are you asking me?
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Well, what I'm saying is, do you think we can
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: borrow your ain'm casket because you know, the funerals in
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: two days and the casket is not going to be
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: in in order for us to be to bury her
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: in a casket for you know, to accommodate her size.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm asking.
• 45:18
  Speaker 12: What kind of is this you're talking about?
• 45:21
  Speaker 5: First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: is Larry, Like I said, my name is Larry, I
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: got you. I got you guys. Like I said, I
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: picked up. When I called, I had her niece's number
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: on file too. You are her niece, Vicky, right, Yes,
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: I am. Okay, Well that's what I'm saying. Do you
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: think that maybe you can talk to the children and
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: see if we can maybe use that particular casket?
• 45:47
  Speaker 12: Oh okay, wait a minute, what the talking about this?
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: First of all, who is this you? You gotta be
• 45:54
  Speaker 12: losing your mind if you think I'm gonna let you
• 45:56
  Speaker 12: dig up my ami for just to bury your nose.
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I understand where you come from. But what
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to say is that we don't have a
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: casket big enough. And they would say they let us
• 46:06
  Speaker 5: know that you guys were the last ones that had
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: a casket.
• 46:09
  Speaker 17: That you know you gotta do with us.
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: That's your stuff out?
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: No?
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: No, well, okay, First of all, what I'm trying to
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: do is this the family been grieving pretty hard, and
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: I just wanted to make sure that the funeral will
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: be right, and it ain't.
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: Gonna be right, and we don't have we don't bring
• 46:27
  Speaker 12: my family gonna feel digg in my Any of you.
• 46:29
  Speaker 17: Lost your they don't call me because who is the
• 46:33
  Speaker 17: funeral home that gave you my number to ask me
• 46:37
  Speaker 17: to use the casket so you can bury your sister.
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: Who is the name of that person?
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: I can't remember, but it was it was a guy.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: The funeral director let me know that you guys had
• 46:46
  Speaker 5: went through a situation where you had to bury your
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: your your your aunt.
• 46:50
  Speaker 17: Like I said, I call what's your name again?
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: My name is Larry?
• 46:55
  Speaker 12: Okay, mar this is this is I don't know what
• 46:58
  Speaker 12: you my phone number because call me asking you just don't.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Can you believe us?
• 47:03
  Speaker 12: They call here asking me so can they dig up
• 47:06
  Speaker 12: so they can bury.
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: That sister's foster sister don't have a cash No your fault. No,
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: I understand it's not your fault. What I'm trying to
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: say is wi y'all show some sympathy and some love
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: for what me and are family going through because we
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: don't have a cask. Like I say, my sister, my
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: sister was was you know, whether if the heavens was
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: a hemish want?
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Oh good?
• 47:29
  Speaker 12: You know, my condoleces go out to you and your family.
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: You know I'm trying to be as reserved as I
• 47:34
  Speaker 12: can with this whole situation. But do you understand what
• 47:37
  Speaker 12: kind of stupid you're asking me right now to actually
• 47:40
  Speaker 12: dig up my aunt? Who is are you being a
• 47:43
  Speaker 12: ground for five years because bury your sister.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Like this?
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: We you You ain't ain't gonna know, she ain't gonna
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: know where.
• 47:56
  Speaker 17: You for you to say to me, stupid.
• 48:04
  Speaker 12: Moking crack.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: First of all, you know what I First of all,
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you trying to work with me, but I
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: want to say is you don't even have the authority
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: to make that decision if you give me one of
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: the numbers to one of your cousins.
• 48:20
  Speaker 12: I was really trying to be nice and be calm.
• 48:23
  Speaker 11: But guess what, we're not doing this, stupid.
• 48:25
  Speaker 12: I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: trying to help you out. No, you want me to
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: get ignorance and act stupid. I was trying to be
• 48:32
  Speaker 12: nice and sympathetics, but.
• 48:33
  Speaker 17: We're not doing it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: I'm not giving you the number. I've got the authority to.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Tell you right now.
• 48:39
  Speaker 12: We're not digging up so you can bury your sister.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, so so so so, so that's just it. I
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: can't talk to now.
• 48:47
  Speaker 11: No, you ain't talking to nobody.
• 48:49
  Speaker 17: You're talking to me.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, I got I got, I got something else I
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: need to tell you though, I need, I need to
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: tell you something else. Are you listening to tell me?
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: I want to tell you this. This is nephew Tommy
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: from the Steve Harbin Morning Show. VICKI, your sister Sheila
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: got me the prank phone call you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 17: Who is this again?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Big Bigga?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: This is a nephew tom Me from the Steve Harvey
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me to prank phone
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: call you.
• 49:20
  Speaker 12: Oh y'all, you got me over here worked up. I'm
• 49:29
  Speaker 12: play too much.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: She ain't got viey. I got one more thing to
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: ask you, baby? What is the baddest and I mean
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harby Morning
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Show for you craz.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: You know there's some people that they killed me. We
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: just you know, where's the love?
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 49:50
  Speaker 12: Brother?
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Just want to casket for a couple of days, you
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Not willing to share.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Slish.
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: I mean, I just I just don't and that that
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: that woman already has been laid the rest so it's
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: not like we're messing up her funeral or that.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where's the love? Christian? Same?
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Oh man, somebody we got damn what somebody gonna whip
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: you really bad? You're talking about digging on black.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: See that's just line. Yeah. See you did that with
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: that other brother one time. When he was talking about
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: digging up He said, Man, I just got these people
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: to stopped crying last year.
• 50:30
  Speaker 8: I'm just trying fore casket for a few days. Man,
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: And you loan me a casket to like get on
• 50:35
  Speaker 8: my feet.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: That's all? No, are you Tommy crazy? All right?
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: The Nephew was back on stage. Back on stage October
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: sixth seven, eight. October sixth seven, eighth, Colleen, Texas twice
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: this Funny Comedy Club. The Nephew will be in town.
• 50:53
  Speaker 8: Tickets are on sale right now, So I get a
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: little break in September, but back at it in October
• 50:59
  Speaker 8: because September belongs to the wife. That's what it belonged to.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: He get all the September. Oh, I can't wait for October.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: You good?
• 51:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, right up, that September belong to the wife. So
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: I'll be back on stage that October.
• 51:20
  Speaker 9: All right, Nephew, Thank you, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:25
  Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: If you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve harveysm
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: dot com. We could be reading your letter live on
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: the air, just like we're going to read this one
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: right here, right now.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Who knows it could be you? Oh for got, he
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: ain't here.
• 51:47
  Speaker 7: Ladies and jentlemen, It's time for the Strawberry. Let her
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: put your hands together for my girl, Shirley Strawberry.
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: Subject, thank you, junior.
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: Subject tired. I'm tired of sneaking around with her. Stephen Shirley.
• 52:01
  Speaker 9: I'm a twenty seven year old single man and I
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: would love to stop sneaking around with the love of
• 52:06
  Speaker 9: my life. I've been friends with my secret lover for
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: twenty years, and our parents are best friends. Our families
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: did everything together for over twenty years, but they have
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: no idea about our secret romance. She and I have
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: been best friends since we were seven. By the time
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: we turned thirteen, she was blossoming.
• 52:25
  Speaker 6: Into a woman and I liked it. She was curious
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: about my body and I enjoyed caressing hers.
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: When she let me on her seventeenth birthday, she told
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: me she was ready to have sex and she wanted
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: me to be her first. That was the moment I
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: had been waiting for, so we both had sex for
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: the first time. I fell in love with her by
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: the time I was eighteen. We continue to secretly have
• 52:52
  Speaker 9: sex throughout college, and now that we're grown, she still
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: likes to sneak around with me. I've dated other girls,
• 52:59
  Speaker 9: but no woman compares to her. I have asked her
• 53:03
  Speaker 9: to be my girlfriend so many times, but she is
• 53:05
  Speaker 9: afraid of what her parents will think. She's been dating
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: a guy for almost two years and we still have
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: sex often. But we still have sex often. She's told
• 53:15
  Speaker 9: me that she's not had sex with him, and I
• 53:18
  Speaker 9: believed her until recently, when she told me that he's
• 53:21
  Speaker 9: talking about marriage. My heart started beating fast, and I
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: panicked and poured out all of my feelings to her
• 53:28
  Speaker 9: and said I wanted to be with her and marry her.
• 53:31
  Speaker 9: She said we could never be together because although we
• 53:34
  Speaker 9: are not blood relatives, our families are linked so closely
• 53:39
  Speaker 9: it's like we're related. I yelled at her that I
• 53:42
  Speaker 9: don't make love to my relatives. Why won't she give
• 53:46
  Speaker 9: us a chance? I don't want to lose her for good,
• 53:49
  Speaker 9: So what should I do? Wow, you don't want to
• 53:53
  Speaker 9: lose her for good?
• 53:54
  Speaker 6: Well, she's gone.
• 53:55
  Speaker 9: I mean you've already lost her. She never wanted you
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: for anything more than a side piece anyway. Everything was
• 54:04
  Speaker 9: always in secret. Okay, She's never given you any reason
• 54:08
  Speaker 9: to think otherwise. All you have to do is listen
• 54:10
  Speaker 9: to her and read between her lines. You are her
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: side piece, her jump off, her plaything, and that's it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 9: I mean, there are clues throughout the letter.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: You say.
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: Now that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around
• 54:24
  Speaker 9: with you. Yeah, she wants to keep you a secret.
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: She won't date you because she's afraid of what her
• 54:28
  Speaker 9: parents might think. Really, but she's grown. You just said
• 54:34
  Speaker 9: you guys are grown. You've told her you want to
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: be with her and you want to marry her. Still
• 54:40
  Speaker 9: nothing from her. Nothing.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: She's thinking about marrying some other guy.
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: She said, you guys could never be together because your relatives.
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: Excuse after excuse after excuse with this one.
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: She knows you're not related, but she's using that so
• 54:57
  Speaker 9: she can keep things as they are so you can
• 54:59
  Speaker 9: be her little secret.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: Okay, you know she just wants you for sex.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I hope you know that.
• 55:07
  Speaker 9: And because you're in love with her, you just keep
• 55:10
  Speaker 9: giving her what you want, what she wants whenever she
• 55:13
  Speaker 9: wants it, which means she gets to have you and
• 55:16
  Speaker 9: her fiance.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: She gets her cake and she can eat it too.
• 55:21
  Speaker 9: Who is this woman? I mean, what is this hold
• 55:24
  Speaker 9: on you she has? You got to move on from her,
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: you do. I know you've dated other women, but you
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: can't stop comparing them to her.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: You got to stop that. That's the way you move on.
• 55:35
  Speaker 9: I mean you got to step back and take a
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: look at what's really what's really going on here.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I just say, wake up, stay woke.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: After you wake up from this dream you're in about her, then.
• 55:46
  Speaker 9: Maybe hopefully you'll stop being her little you know, secret,
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: her little guinea pig, her little play thing, and you
• 55:53
  Speaker 9: can move on from there.
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: Steve one hundred percent completely disagree. Hell boy, come on now,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: this opportunity pimp, don't uh let me walk you through
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: this thing. I'm tired of sneaking around with her. Twenty
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: seven year old single man. You want to stop sneaking around.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: With the love of your life. Boy.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, do you know how many women are dying
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: to hear that? That's why I know we got a
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: chance here. I've been friends with my secret lover for
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: over twenty years. I didn't know what the hell was
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: going on here. Seven were best friends, our family did
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: everything together for twenty years, but they had no idea
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: about our secret romance.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Now this wasn't.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Let her take a little bit of a delusional turn.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: She and I have been best friends since we were seven.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: By the time we turned thirteen, she was blossoming into
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: a woman.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Don't know. She wasn't atty, Doggie, No, she wasn't, Sulie.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: You was flat Chester.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, keep with.
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  Speaker 9: Thirteen.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at Monica over there, shaking her head. This
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: line healthy.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: She say that.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: By the time and she was time thirteen, she was
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: blossoming into the woman, and I like it, dog know,
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: she wasn't. She was cursed about my body and I
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: enjoyed caressing Herris and were on seventeenth birthday. She was
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: ready to have sex. She wanted me to be her first.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: That was the moment I had been waiting for my dude.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: So we both had sex for the first time I
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: fell in love with her. By the time I was eighteen.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: We secretly had sex throughout college, and now we've grown.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: She still likes to sneak around with me. I updated
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: other girls, but no other woman come passed to her.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Asked her to be my girlfriend many times, but she's
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: afraid of what her parents would think.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: When we come back, won't wait for the get down.
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steve's response to the Strawberry
• 58:09
  Speaker 9: Letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour,
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: subject I'm tired of sneaking around with her. We'll get
• 58:15
  Speaker 9: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
• 58:19
  Speaker 9: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: Strawberry letter. We totally disagree on this one.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little dude been in completely friends with this
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: girl since they was seven day twenty seven. Now turned thirteen,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: she started developing into a woman. I tried to tell
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: this boy and this letter she wasn't a woman at thirteen.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Y'all, sir.
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: Got to seventeen, y'all had sex for the first time
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: for the both of y'all.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: You fell in love with her.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: About eighteen, y'all had sex all throughout college, secretly without
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: your parents.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Though.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know how cool these damn parents he is.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: Why they wouldn't be all right today? Babies linking up together.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know what this damn they she should he is.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Y'all parents got it, but it's too big. In this letter,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: y'all had sex for the first time. This was the
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: moment I've been waiting for.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it is.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: So.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: We both had sex for the first time. I fell
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: in love with her by the time I was eighteen.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: We had sex throughout college, and now we've grown. She
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: still likes to sneak around.
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: With me.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Updated other girls. Here we go, but no other woman
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: compares to her. No thing compass to you.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Oh man, that was the jam boy. See they got
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: songs about this. I just need to get to the course.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Boom boom, God money you've been gone. Oh yeah, but
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: another another take away.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Here we go, Sha come back.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Nothing compass to you? Nothing? Whoa baby, whoaby whobby man.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: It's been so lonely without Thank you so much for
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: that day.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: You know, I just wanted to drop that in there,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: because back in the day, we wrote songs about situations,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: and this boy says nothing compass, nothing compassed to you.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: That boy met this man. I just wanted to drop
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: that in the middle of the letter.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I've asked her to be my girlfriend so many times,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: but she's afraid of what her parents would think. She's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: been dating a guy for two years, but we still
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: have sex often. She told me she ain't having sex
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: with him.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I believed her too. Recently, when she told me he's
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: talking about.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Marriage he would go. My heart started beating fast. I panicked.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: I poured all my feelings to her, and I said
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I wanted to be with her. I want to marry her.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: She said we could never be together because although we
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: are not blood relatives, our families are linked together so
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: closely it's like we related. I yelled at her, I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: don't make love to my relatives. Why won't she give
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: us a chance.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose her for good? So what
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: should I do? And we got to go to wall?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Baby, We got to fight, young homie, you twenty seven,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: listen to somebody that had been to wall before. You
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: got to fight for this love of your life. You
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: can't let this punk ass dude when who is he?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: And I said it right? You can't let this punker
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: ass do win.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Who is he?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 11: Nah?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Yes she do, Hirley. She just got this thing with
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: this family. She won't him. She just don't know how
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: to explain it. All this sneaking.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Around and now she didn't have this boyfriend for two years,
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: but she's still been sneaking around with the secret lover.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: She can't explain it because she in love with this boy.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: She'll just love what he do. Side but the side
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: piece got her turn.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Up though, See, because all through the relationships she still
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: got to get the side piece. It's because the side
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: piece is really the main course. He ain't a side dish.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: He the folk piece. Now, see, Charlie, he ain't the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: cold slaw. He the folk piece. This dude is the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: cold slow but the cold slough been gone public. So
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: now she's trying to turn cold slough and mashed potatoes
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: into a damn entree. And it ain't fit to work
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: because I ain't gonna let it go down like that.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Got home because we got to get up here and
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: go to walk. We had Burke, we finn to put
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: it in work. You let me explain something to you, don't.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: She ain't gonna get away this is your shot, homie.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: And see, listen to me.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: We got to erase what the parents think. You still
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: in the game. Compare yourself to him. This is when
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: it's time. It's time to get the mud out. Now
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: it's mud slanging time.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: M h Who is he? And what is he to you?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: My friend?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 10: You want to hear that? Now?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: It's their up pointed do tag. They keep trying to
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: tell me that I ought to not let you just
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: walk on me. Yeah, yes, she do.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: S you don't know what I know, Charlon, Hey, you
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: don't understand, Sheerlon, we come back. I'm gonna finish up
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: with this letter. Come on, Bill, take us out now
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: we ain't Yes we do.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: You're listening.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: Morning show?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are part three of the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: I disagree.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: There, appointed do too.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: I'm tired of sneaking around with her.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: Well, see, Shirley, this is the love of his life
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: and it's time for her to understand what they really have. See,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: she don't even know what's the love of her life
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: because they're so busy trying to keep it a secret.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: And then Mamma, then well when you gonna get somebody? Now,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: she'd have showed up this boyfriend for two years. Now,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: how you're gonna come back and tell her it's always
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: been your friend? That's the problem she got. She done,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: got herself in the spider web. Well, since we're in
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: the spider web, that's gonna get all tangled up, because
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: now you got to start slinging mud. It's mud slinging
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: time now, homie. You got to start comparing yourself to him?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Who is he and what is he to you?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: You understand here what he could get enough? All these
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 6: women out here, that's the.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: One he won't. No, No, the one he won't is
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: the love of his life. Shirley. Yeah, you don't always give,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: but you can fight for it though. Compare yourself to her.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: He can't love you like I do. He can't treat
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: you the way I can treat you. He can't won't
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: you the way I won't you.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Ass moment, juice, brain, No damn night.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: You don't bring no nineties world in the meat judy
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: bringing no damn jagget.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Edge, No damn jagget as.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: He can't love you like I love you?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 5: What that is?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: He can't protect you like I'll protect you. I have
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: loved you since the moment I saw you. You have
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: been the love of my life, since the moment we
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: touched to one another.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: I can't live without you. I don't breathe without you.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: I want you more than I won't ad I love
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: you more than I love myself. That ain't a lot
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: of women can walk away from this sun, I'm telling you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: But now what you're gonna have to do is you're
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: gonna have to take your love for her public. Oh lord,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: public affirmation is about time to come. If she don't,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: then we go for the break. I'll go public with
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: my love for her. I'll go online and say I'm sorry,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: and I just tell her in front of the world
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: that it may end it, but this is your shot.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: But do not let the love of your life get
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: away just because she's dating this punk ass boy.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 9: All right, See that ends, I hope Part three of
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 9: Today's Strubberry.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: Okay, you're listening.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: Steve's voicemail, and if you'd like to leave a message
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 9: for Steve, call him eight seven seven twenty nine Steve.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 9: That's eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. Well, you might
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: just hear your call on the air.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 6: Howard from Atlanta, Steve Tay Steve.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: I'm Howard from Atlanta.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: I'm a white guy that loves your.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Show and I like black girls.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: What advice will you do you have for me in
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: dating black girls? Because I keep striking out because I'm
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: too white? Sakes, Steve's love you man.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I got two things for you.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: When you say too white, I've never been that before,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: so I really don't have any advice for your own
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: being too white. I've been accused of being too black before. Sah, yeah, yeah, well,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: never been in the too white zone.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Soul opposite.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: You know, be proud of whoever you are, whatever you're doing,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: be pride, take pride in yourself. All tanning is a
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: suggestion I might try, unless your whiteness is you're referring to.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Your soul content and your actions.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Like for example, if you try to date a girl
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: and go over their house and you bring some a dish,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: you can't take punkin towel over there.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: That's too white. You know, you got to know that
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: that's just too white.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: You can't bring the dressing to Thanksgiving and it's in
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: a box called stovetop.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: That's we just that's too white.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: It's just some things you can't do just because it's
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: a missile toe hanging. You can't kiss everybody under the mistletoe.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: That's grandmama. You don't grandmama.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Don't WoT that's too white.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: The other advice if you do land a sister, buttle up,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: hold on tight, come on you in for the ride
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: of your life. And this is not a sexual connotation.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about all the rest of them. You are
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: going to be questioned about things, and I think you're
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: going trying to date some of the greatest forensic scientists
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: ever created. Yes, and they love to have a good time.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Let me give you the upside to dating sisters. I
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: don't think you can find nobody more beautiful. I don't
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: think they come any sexier. I don't think you can
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: walk any better. Come on, I don't think man, that
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: when they love you, you could get loved anymore. So
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: that right there is what's special about them. And that's
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 2: not to say that's not the case with anybody else.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Said you will get it in a way that you
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: may have never had it before, not saying that other
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: people not capable of that. But I'm commending my sisters
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: because I know what they do. That's all I never had.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: But you know, I know they talk about when you
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: become well off and all this, they always.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: Go somewhere else. I've been.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: I've been at that crib the whole time. I don't
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: know nothing else. I appreciate them. I love I love
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: when the sheets go back.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: M what happens?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Sheets go? This took a turn.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: All of these tones is under that darkness?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Lord hens, are you listening to Howard?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: Shades and tones? Each each area has a different tone
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: to That's what most most boles that I have been
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: with you have been at minimum try colored.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I've always had a try colored woman. Yeah.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Three tone, mostly folk, because you got the skin, then
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: you've got the mouth, and then you got the dish,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: and then you got home plate.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Years up.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I think you're talking to Howard time.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 12: The house.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, thank you, Thank you Howard for your call,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 9: and thank you Steve.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: For all that love.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 9: You're listening.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: Morning shows?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 9: All right, Steve, what's the good news about elevate you?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Any selfies come in from people at Walmart?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Junior told me. Junior told me he had went in
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: the Walmart and he had seen a cutout of me. Yeah,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: I asked Junior, did you take a picture? He said no,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: I showed shitter. So I said, anybody out there that's
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: going into Walmart to see a cutout of me, would
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: you take a picture and send it to me?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know how to check.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: They sent it, I don't know, said the man who
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: thought a video was a selfie.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead, even.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: If you send it to me, how the hell do
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: I check?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Somebody sent one. Okay, Yeah, that's good.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 11: That's good.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Oh they coming in your Monica checks for me. So
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Monica got a man over there. That's what I'm looking for.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: People who can find the cutout of me in the
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  Speaker 2: Walmart if you send it to me, because Elevate You
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  Speaker 2: is in Walmarts. Stick packs and the gummies are there.
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  Speaker 2: So those delicious uh green drinks and different flavors are
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  Speaker 2: the stick packs only in Walmart. And you can get
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  Speaker 2: the gummies for your digestion, your immune system, and your metabolism,
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  Speaker 2: all those in Walmart exclusively. And if you can't get
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  Speaker 2: it in the store, go to Walmart dot com. But
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  Speaker 2: if you see a picture of me in Walmart, if
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  Speaker 2: you can send it to me, Monica, what are you pulling.
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  Speaker 1: It up on.
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  Speaker 9: Come up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 9: play another round of would you rather? Right after this,
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  Speaker 9: you're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning show turn out for would you rather?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather give up your cell phone for a month?
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  Speaker 9: Or would you rather give up bathing for a month?
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  Speaker 8: Hello bathing, I'm finna put together some funky deals.
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  Speaker 1: I can't make no money i phone. I'm gonna go on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna just carry my laptop. I've seen my son
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  Speaker 2: FaceTime on his computer in there. I got because let
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  Speaker 2: me explain some t If you laying in the bed
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  Speaker 2: naked on your stoach and you raise your knee up
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  Speaker 2: by your chests, that dry ice cloud comes out your crack,
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  Speaker 2: leases up over the hump of your booty and slides
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  Speaker 2: along your waist time roll up over your elbow, and
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  Speaker 2: if it come down behind your shoulder, it looks like
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  Speaker 2: dry ice, except it's invisible.
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  Speaker 1: But it's going that white dry ice smoke. And then
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  Speaker 1: it comes round your face and it just lock on
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  Speaker 1: your face. You can't get it off.
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  Speaker 4: I'd rather not.
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  Speaker 1: You know you're going to bathe? I got to man.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no way in the world.
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  Speaker 15: That that dog that third day, and if you got
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  Speaker 15: twenty seven more, yeah, month, Yeah, you might.
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  Speaker 1: Not even have to raise your leg off after two weeks.
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  Speaker 7: You just need to stop walking.
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  Speaker 2: If you walking and fly just buzzing round you just following, you,
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  Speaker 2: just buzz You're looking like pig peeing on Charlie Brown?
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  Speaker 3: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather never age physically? Never age physically, or
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  Speaker 9: would you rather never age mentally?
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  Speaker 2: I could stay right here, I'm saying right here, I
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  Speaker 2: got enough to make it on in If I think
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  Speaker 2: like this at a hundred, I'll.
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  Speaker 1: Be cool with it. Yeah, so physic physically, oh, physically,
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  Speaker 1: stay right here? You would you rather never on the show?
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  Speaker 5: You know?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know we're a pretty good look at
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  Speaker 1: morning show when you look at it.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Tommy and Jr. Can still run. I can trot
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  Speaker 1: for short distances.
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  Speaker 7: We probably mobile shop.
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  Speaker 1: For shocking distances.
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  Speaker 2: If I do an outburst, it's got to be about
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  Speaker 2: four five steps.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta ship it down. I immediately got to pull
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  Speaker 1: up because I have heard about to come right after that.
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  Speaker 6: Don't hurt nothing, don't pull anything.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and Junior, what about you?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather never age physically or mentally?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 1: Mentally?
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  Speaker 7: I want to be mentally, but physically it ain't working
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  Speaker 7: for me. Now I'm just in there. I'm in it him,
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  Speaker 7: but it ain't. Ain't nothing happening in.
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  Speaker 9: There, Tommy quickly physically okay, okay, all right, well thank you.
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  Speaker 1: That's our round.
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  Speaker 5: There.
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  Speaker 9: Then we'll be back with our last break.
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  Speaker 11: Up the day and close.
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  Speaker 5: Minutes after.
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  Speaker 9: Right after that, you're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, here we are, guys, our last break of
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  Speaker 9: the day.
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  Speaker 6: On this Monday. It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, really really really Yeah. Kind of went by
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  Speaker 2: kind of quick though it didn't. Yeah, I wasn't as
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  Speaker 2: snappy today as I wanted to be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that. I just wasn't as snappy
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  Speaker 1: as I wanted to be. Better, get snappy because I'm
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: not to take my but to work, so again, shit
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  Speaker 1: off one job and go to another one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at least we got commercial breaks on this job.
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  Speaker 2: You standing in front of that camera. I ain't no
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  Speaker 2: off so you know, uh, let me let me say
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  Speaker 2: this in closing. You know, I want to keep encouraging
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  Speaker 2: people to keep to keep making an effort to make
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  Speaker 2: your dreams come true. Look, I know that life can
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 2: be tough, at times, And I know there are times
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: when life seems like it's completely unfair. But life ain't
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: really fair. But life ain't really fair for anybody. And
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: what I mean by that's not fair, the unexpected always happens.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, as prepared as you may be,
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  Speaker 2: you can be setting your plan for your day to
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  Speaker 2: go one way or another way, and then something completely
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  Speaker 2: happens out of the blue, and it seems unfair. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to remind you that that happens to everybody.
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  Speaker 2: That's not just happening to you. Life happens to everybody,
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  Speaker 2: And these sudden surprises they seem so unfair, but that's life.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 2: The counter that you have for the unexpected is if
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  Speaker 2: you are a believer, if you can work yourself up
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  Speaker 2: to become a person of faith, if you can form
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  Speaker 2: a relationship with your creator. The thing that will help
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: you get through all of that is the realization that
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 2: even though the unthinkable has happened, even though this unforeseen
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: circumstance has popped up, this unexplainable moment, just the fact
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  Speaker 2: of knowing that God is with me no matter what happens.
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  Speaker 1: He is a very present help for me in the good.
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  Speaker 2: Times and the bad times, when it's sunny, when it's raining,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: when it's thunderstorming, when the waves is real high, when
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: your ship gets turned over, it can get righted again.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: You know, I want you to understand. Stop wanting everything
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: to be smooth for yourself. That's not realistic, y'all. That's
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: not what life is.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: If life was.
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  Speaker 2: Smooth for us all the time, we would have no
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: level of appreciation. We would have no need for faith,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: We would have no relationship with God. I promise you
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: we wouldn't. If everything was level and smooth, there would
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: be no flow to life. You wouldn't even have really
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: mo if it stayed smooth all the time, you would
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: have no appreciation for sunny days because if the sun
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: shine every day, because we are human, all of us,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: we would just get accustomed to it and we would
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: just go about thinking, oh, well, this is how it's
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: supposed to go.
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  Speaker 1: But God treats the weather just like life.
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  Speaker 2: It has its sunny days, it has its partly cloudy days,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: it has its days when it's thunderstorming. It has its
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: days where it's windy outside. It has days where it's
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: just great. Then it has some days where it's just
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: perfectly beautiful weather. And then, just like life, the weather,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: it has seasons to it. You have a season whereas
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: it just seems like for a period of time you're
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: just out here tall and working, and then it seems
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: like there's a period of time where it might seem
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: like all your crops is dead and it ain't nothing
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: coming out the ground. And then you'll have seasons in
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: your life where you're just harvesting the fruit and the
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 2: manner and the crops are coming all in. That's life,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: and God gives us these examples of life, all through
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: nature and everything. When the leaves turn brown and orange,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: how beautiful they can be. But if some people, if
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: you don't see the beauty of the orange and the
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: scarlets and the red and the oranges of the leaves,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: then you miss the beauty of fall. If you just
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: sitting there going, oh, whoa lord, it's finna be winter now,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: you spend the whole beautiful fall worried about.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: When winter come.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: When winter come, and that beautiful snow is coming out
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: the sky and you're able to go snowboarding and skiing
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: and sliding and making snow cream and making ice ice
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: milk and making snow men and making angels and stuff.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: You missed the beauty of winter. Fix your mind, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: This is life.
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  Speaker 2: Life has all these ebbing flows, and we all wake
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: and alive to partake of all these heaven flows.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: And it's a beautiful thing to be able to partake
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: of life with all this ups and downs, sunny days,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: rainy days. What you need rain for flowers to go.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: It's like God's word. It's just like the rain.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: God does not send rain and snow to earth without
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: it returning something.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: When the rain falls from the sky, it returns flowers.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: When the rain falls from the sky, it returns greenery
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: in trees, it returns It supplies nourishment for seeds that
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: when rain going. When God gives his word, God don't
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  Speaker 2: give you his word without a return. Open your mind
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: to God's word, man, It has a return value to it, y'all.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: Get into a Get into your faith and understand what
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: God is saying to you. Don't let nobody fool you
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: at all this Illuminati conversation and all this foolishness right here.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: God is real, man, God is very very real. He's
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: the truth of the matter. Sit up here and let
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: these people talk you into some okie dope that ain't real.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: God is real, man. That Bible been around system, you
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: don't even know what it wasn't around. Every word in
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: it checking because it's truth. Get into your faith, y'all.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: God loves you, man, It would be the best thing
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  Speaker 2: for you. Talk to God.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: He loved you. You don't have faith. Ask God for all.
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