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Season 5 Episode 16: The Otters WON?!? · The Buckpuster Podcast

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  Let's take a fundamental game. You know the betting
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  apps where they do like the over -under for whatever
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  category, whether it's shots and goal or rushing
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  yards by a running back or whatever. Over -under,
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  12 .5. I'm not going to give you any context
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  because that will give it away. Over -under,
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  12 .5. Under. Under. That's your question. Because
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  it's going to be a spot on. 12 .5%. My success
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  rate for the Erie Otters going to the second
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  round is 12 .5%. One for eight. One for fucking
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  eight. Do you know how long of a wait to see
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  a series win? Long fucking time. Long goddamn
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  time! 12 .8%. Do you know the last time the fifth
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  seed beat the fourth seed? In the Western Conference,
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  in the LHL, in the first round? I thought it
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  would be more recent. 2011. Really? 2011, when
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  the fifth, no joke, the fifth -seeded Saginaw
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  beat the fourth -seeded Sarnia. Oh, wow. They
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  advanced to go play London in the second round.
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  And what did happen there? Saginaw lost 4 -2.
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  Oh, yeah, okay, okay. If we lose in six, I'll
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  be okay with that. They're now 4 -2 at London,
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  and they're going all the way to beat Niagara
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  in the finals. Beat Niagara? Shocker. But 12
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  .5%. Wow. I do believe every series is now done,
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  isn't it? Yeah. I just looked. Everything is
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  done off, so I just beat Brampton today 4 -1.
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  So they officially... They officially move on.
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  Second round is going to start Thursday. Round
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  one is complete. Most games will start Thursday.
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  Some will start Friday. Including both series
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  in the West will start Thursday. So it will be
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  Windsor and Kitchener. Right? Yep, Windsor and
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  Kitchener. Yeah, Windsor and Kitchener. And then
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  Erie and London. Which I think we got damn near
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  every series right. I think the only one we were
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  on the fence about was Saginaw and Erie. Yeah,
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  believe it or not, I'm happy. I think everybody
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  here said it was going to go to seven. I think
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  most of us were unfortunately in favor of Saginaw.
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  I don't think, or none of us really had extreme
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  confidence that Erie was going to do it. But
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  we all thought it was going to be seven games.
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  Not all of us have confidence that, you know,
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  Cary Trant or Matthew Schaefer even have a hint
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  or a sniff of seeing action. Obviously, Cary
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  Trant has a hint of action being back in the
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  non -contact jersey. But the fact is, without
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  those two players, I know their excuses. Oh,
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  we don't have a top goaltender. Okay, cool. You
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  don't have a top goaltender. We don't have our
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  captain. We didn't have our number one defenseman.
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  What's your point? The refs screw American teams.
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  You're not alone. Two American teams, they didn't
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  know what to call. You're not alone in this boat
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  there, pal. I personally think the refs were
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  heavily favoring Sagadon in Game 5. You ask me
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  personally, but I guess we still won that game.
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  I say Game 5, I say Game 4, both 3 and 4, it
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  seemed like making it a lot of 4 on 4. Two -sided,
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  you know, just... I was talking about this with
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  a buddy earlier. Of course, the one and only
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  game of the series that I went to was the one
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  game of the series that we lost. Great. I hope
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  he knows that he is currently banned from the
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  EIA. Sorry, Kyle. Go fuck yourself. Well, you
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  can't even be there for the second round. I don't
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  care. You're not allowed to be there. You're
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  going alone, Jeff. If I get word that you're
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  there, I'm going to fly home from Phoenix. And
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  beat the fuck out of you. But what if they win,
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  though? That's the thing. What if they win while
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  you're gone? Like, he's in the building. Yeah,
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  what if I sit in your seat? That still doesn't
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  matter. You don't go. Anyways, yeah. We're still
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  extremely thrilled, obviously, that Eerie's moving
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  on. I don't think anybody here would have said
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  it. We're going to do this in five games. Nobody.
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  Let alone scoring 17 goals in the first two games.
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  On the road. At the end of the series, we outscored
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  them 33 -16. Jesus Christ. More than double.
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  19. 33 -16. Did I say 19? It was 33 -16. Should
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  have been 19. No. It was 5 -5 and then 3 -3 -3
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  for them, wasn't it? Hold on. It was 8 -5, 9
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  -5, and then a 3 -2 loss. 7 -3 win, 6 -3 win?
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  For a year, it was 8 -9, 2 -7. 5 -5 is 10, 3
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  -3, oh, 3 -2 is 15, 18. So 5 -5, 3 -2 -3. I'm
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  sorry, 3 -2 -3. I read that wrong. 3 -3 -3. So
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  it's 19, okay. Okay. 9 -8 -7 -6 -3. Okay, yeah,
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  33 -19. 33 -19, and that's in five games, guys.
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  That's in five games. Four times did the Otters
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  score more than six or more goals. The four games
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  we won, we scored five plus goals. Unfortunately,
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  that's how we had to win. But the fact is we
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  had to score five plus goals. After the first
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  two games, there's people making jokes like,
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  well, I can tell goaltending is not the highlight
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  of this series. Not wrong. I guess everything
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  there wasn't okay. Wasn't okay because he wasn't
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  okay. But the first two games combined, there's
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  27 goals in the first two games. Five for the
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  first six periods. And then you come home for
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  game three and there's five scored. You couldn't
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  muster any more goals other than five in game
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  three. All we had to do was just find that rhythm.
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  First period of game one, scoreless. Second period,
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  we go in there, we get one, we get two, three,
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  four, five, six, seven, eight. All eight goals
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  were scored in the second period of game one.
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  And then Saginaw started coming back towards
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  the end. If they had more time, it might have
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  been a different story. Thankfully, they didn't
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  have any more time. 8 -5 final game one. Game
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  two, very similar. As soon as we found our rhythm,
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  we just kept potting them, kept potting them.
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  9 -5 final game two. I said Marty and Pano got
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  a hat check in that game. Yeah, double hat check.
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  That's right. Game three, the first game back
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  in Erie. The toughest game. I think the best
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  game Saginaw played all series. Took down at
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  the very end, time of the game, with what, 13,
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  14 seconds, something like that? 13 seconds.
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  13 and change. Dude, that's the loudest I've
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  heard that building in quite some time. At least,
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  personally, being there, at least. That's the
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  loudest I've heard that place. My heart was pounding.
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  A very long time. That, by far, was the best
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  defensive and goaltending showcase. And then
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  that save from Nola there in the second period.
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  God damn. We should have called the police on
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  him. Highway robbery? Yeah, we should have called
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  him for highway robbery. He should be in jail
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  right now for what he did to Zach and I. I thought
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  an issue was in. I was like, I put my hand up.
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  And in person, we're like, there's nothing to
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  review. There's no way you can tell that. But
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  then I got home and I saw the replay. I was like,
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  I can see why they reviewed that. It was pretty
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  damn close. It was on the goal line. Very, very
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  close. Game 4 went out, and again, just second
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  period, third period, just started going out
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  and dominating. What, 7 -3 final on that one?
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  The third period, we were tied at 2, right? Or
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  tied at 3. We were tied coming into the third
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  period there. Of course, I had to close out the
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  app. Just went off. Did somebody get a hat -trick
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  in that one too? Or no? No. Not that game. Not
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  in game four. Game five, Marty got a... Yeah,
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  tie three going into period three. And then panels
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  two quick goals. That's right. 15 seconds apart.
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  First one was 59 seconds in. The second one was
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  a minute 14 in. I remember, yeah. I watched that
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  one. I watched them score. I got up. My fiance
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  was in the kitchen. I just started talking to
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  her. I'm like, I think I'm filling my water bottle
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  or something. All of a sudden, I hear Sean going,
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  scores! Then he scored again. I run out. I was
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  like, are they just doing the replay? I run out
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  and they're celebrating again. I was like, what
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  the fuck? I was like, holy shit. Yeah, they got
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  a couple power play goals in that game, which
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  I'm fucking surprised. 50 % going into game five.
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  I think we still are, too. I think we were two
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  for three or two for four last night. And then,
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  you know, Eddie on the power play got one. And
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  then Gabe scored a power play goal. He's been
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  starting to really heat up here these past couple
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  games. So hopefully he continues. That's what
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  happened. The ones he may not expect to shine,
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  shine in the playoffs. Yeah. Imagine you let
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  Alex Messier score any last night. His first
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  fucking playoff goal. First playoff goal ever.
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  I think only maybe like his fourth or fifth career
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  goal. He does not score a whole lot of goals.
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  He's been known to use his hands as fists instead
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  of hands. A couple too many times that led to
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  a nine -game suspension. No, that was worth it.
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  That was fucking worth it. It was worth it. Yeah,
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  Erie ended up finishing nine for 18 in the five
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  games played against Saginaw. That's incredible.
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  I think I said something to Colin at the watch
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  probably last time. What was that, second, third
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  time in the series where Erie was let you down
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  by at least... Early and then came back. First
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  two goal deficit of the series. When we went
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  down 2 -0 early, I think I'm the one that said
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  that. I said this is the first two goal deficit.
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  The first time we have been down two goals in
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  the whole series, and I said that can't be good.
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  But came right back, scored two quick ones, I
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  think, to start the second. Yeah, number one
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  power play in the postseason right now. Number
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  one. And then... Oh, man. Yeah, other series
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  around the league. North Bay ended up stealing
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  one from Brantford, which I did not see happening,
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  but Brantford still went on to win that series
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  4 -1. Niagara also stealing one from the second
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  -seeded Berry, but that series still ending 4
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  -1. Kingston sweeping right past Sudbury, 4 -0.
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  Brampton keeping Oshawa a run for their money,
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  pushing that one to 6, but Oshawa wins game 6
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  in Brampton. Final score of that one was 4 -1,
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  taking the series 4 -2. Shocker. No surprise.
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  We knew this was going to happen. London sweeping
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  right past Owen Sound. Windsor losing one game
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  to the Sioux. The Sioux Greyhounds winning that
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  series 4 -1. Flint ended up stealing one away
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  from Kitchener, but that one's still ending up
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  4 -1. And Erie Otter is the only lower seed in
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  the OHL playoffs to move on. and win their series.
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  It's still sad that it has yet to beat Erie in
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  the postseason. They have never beat us in the
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  postseason? They have not beaten Erie in the
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  postseason. Never, really. Yeah, as of right
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  now, special teams, Otter Power Play, number
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  one, obviously. The PK, number five. Number five?
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  78 .6%. Five out of 16 teams, that's not bad.
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  Yeah, the teams that are ahead of us are, not
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  surprising, London. Kitchener's at 100%. Kitchener's
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  at 100 % on the penalty kill? Remember, Flint
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  didn't score on the power play. True. Yeah. I
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  think the other one game that they did steal
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  ended up being a shutout. Ethan Day just had
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  a fucking, had a day. Yeah, Kitchener, zero goals
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  and 21 penalty kills. Other teams that are ahead
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  of us, North Bay at an 80 .9. Sudbury had a pretty
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  damn good PK. 87 .5. And a loss. And then London
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  had 86 .4. Yeah. Erie has three players in the
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  top ten for scoring for the playoffs so far.
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  Liam Greenchie leads the way with 15 points in
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  five games. That's seven goals and eight assists
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  in five games. Right behind him, teammate Ilya
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  Protas with 15 points as well, three goals and
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  12 assists. And then in third, tied for second
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  technically, but tied for third. All with 12
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  points are Marty Miziak, Owen Gerfin, Denver
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  Barkey, Sam Alfano, Dylan Wakely, and Luke Misa
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  all have 12 points. The highest one being Marty
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  with seven goals and five assists. And then Pano
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  down at 10. Pano and Dylan tied for 11 points.
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  Pena with seven goals, four assists. Dylan Edwards
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  with five goals, six assists. Kobe Barlow with
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  six goals, five assists. Noah Morneau of Windsor
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  with eight goals, three assists. Just unbelievable,
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  man. Like, whew. It's insane. Made his way up
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  with two hat trips this series. All right. In
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  game two and game five. Both on the road. Kind
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  of funny that Saginaw did not win a home game
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  in the postseason. We won one, but we only had
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  two chances at it. And the one went to overtime.
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  Yeah, when Erie scored in that third period,
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  that game three to tie with 13 seconds left,
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  and then Painfully ended up going on to lose
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  in overtime, just very stupid defensively. I
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  do not think we played smart at all defensively
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  in that period, in that overtime period. Yeah.
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  One thing that I still don't get with LHL is
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  how or why do they have a piece, a little, a
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  legit piece of shit on skates, skate around on
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  that ice? Like Zane, Zane, what's his name? Zane
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  Per, Per, I don't even want to say his name.
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  Does it have an actual garbage bag on skates
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  is all I'm going to say. Like he, it was, I'll
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  admit it was entertaining on game four. Seeing
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  him and Malcolm. Him and Malcolm go back. They
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  were at each other's throats all series, though.
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  All series, they're at each other's throats.
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  It started in warm -ups, like, Parekh ran in
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  and sped Malcolm. Then, obviously, they were
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  pushed away by the linesmen. And then they just
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  were at each other all that time. Apparently
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  during game four there, when they were doing
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  their 7 for the 10s, there's an Erie fan by our
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  penalty box, the Erie penalty box, who had a
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  little phone saying, $100 for you to fight Breck.
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  And Malcolm looked over and he's like, no, he's
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  too big of a bitch. No joke, he's saying he's
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  too big of a bitch. Dude, we've seen Malcolm.
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  Malcolm can fight. We've seen it. Given the opportunity,
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  he will fight. Ever since Coach Chris came in,
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  apparently Erie needs a coach named Chris to
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  be successful. But I absolutely love every second
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  of seeing this physical side of Malcolm Spence
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  ever since Chris Millette came in. I don't know
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  if it's just something that Stan or even before
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  BJ just didn't want him to do that. They just
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  didn't want him to focus on that. But Chris...
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  Obviously doesn't give two fucks. I actually
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  sent a screenshot to these guys of Chris Millett's
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  hockey stats as a player. Do put up some penalty
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  minutes. Like, I think his model. We're talking
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  369 penalty minutes in 49 games. Like, I think
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  his biggest thing is play your game. Do your
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  thing. Not, oh, obviously eat your emotions and
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  check, but play your game. If that's a physical
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  game, Alex Messier. Or just the emotional. McCall,
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  Wesley Royston. We've seen those probably the
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  big three physical guys on the team right now.
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  Or the emotional game, Malcolm Spence. I get
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  hockey players are emotional beings. But you
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  need that. You need the emotional cyclist game.
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  I absolutely love the amount of physicalness
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  that Malcolm has been showing that he actually
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  has a coach that is allowing him to show it.
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  I love every single second of it. When Malcolm
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  got into that fight, I got up, I was like, holy
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  shit, that's Malcolm Spence! We were going crazy
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  up where we were. Yeah, he was throwing. You
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  could tell he was waiting for that fight. He
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  just doesn't want to be the one to instigate
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  and get the 2 -5 -10. Dumbass rule. He was waiting
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  for his chance. Somebody dropped the mitts. He's
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  like, alright, fucking bet. There are some situations
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  where I understand the 2 -5 -10. If you legit
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  pull, the other player's helmet and gloves off,
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  sure, give him a two, five, ten. But if you ask
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  for it for staying up for a teammate, no. I think
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  Malcolm laid that hit. All of a sudden, the player
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  came up to him and said something, and Malcolm
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  went to skate away. But I think in the corner
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  of his eye, he saw the gloves on the ground.
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  He's like, all right, fucking bet. He threw his
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  down and just... Don't have to tell me twice.
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  You can tell he had been waiting for that fucking
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  opportunity. And he did not fucking... He did
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  not disappoint me. I really wish that, you know,
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  Daniel Breer would have stayed for that goal.
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  Because, again, I would have turned around, pointed,
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  had him, you know, out of my chest, and, you
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  know, fucking dropped this man. Yeah, some of
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  the names that were at the EIA for Game 3 were
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  Daniel Breer, Barry Trotz, I think it was Keith
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  Kachuk, but that was not confirmed if we know
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  it was him or not, because he's not a GM of anything.
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  I'm confident, but... I was pretty sure. Kevin
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  Adams, GM of the Buffalo Sabres. There are probably
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  more that we didn't realize. For those of you
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  who don't know, Barry Trotz, GM of the New York
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  Islanders, or no, Predators. Predators. Predators,
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  and then Danny Brear, obviously general manager
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  of the Philadelphia Flyers. All big names that
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  were all at that game. Calduz has been at the
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  EAA multiple times, which is why I really think
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  that Pittsburgh might be interested in Malcolm
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  Spence. But it makes sense for all those guys
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  to be there, all going to be getting arguably
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  the top 12 picks. It makes sense. Guess what?
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  You're going to have three or four players on
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  the night. For the love of God, just don't let
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  fucking Maddie or Malcolm go to Philly. I don't
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  care if they go to Long Island. I don't care
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  if they go to Nashville. Do not go to Philly.
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  Do not be Jamie Drysdale. I know he didn't have
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  a choice, but do not be a Jamie Drysdale. Anyways,
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  Jeff, do you want to get us with your OHL milestones?
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  Not really much because it's playoff time? No.
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  Well, I guess we can talk about... how we think
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  round two is going to go. Round two, obviously,
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  the matchup that we know is going to be a thing.
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  We'll just go down the road. We know what the
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  matchup is going to be. We're going to have Brantford
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  versus Oshawa. Obviously, the first -seeded Brantford
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  against the fourth -seeded Oshawa. Obviously,
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  Brantford is going to have home ice advantage.
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  Seeing how much Oshawa struggled against the
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  fifth -seeded Brampton, I mean, Brantford even
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  dropped a game to North Bay. But that was a tight
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  game. I mean, there was a 6 -3 loss, but they
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  didn't struggle too much other than that with
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  a 6 -3 win, 3 -0 win, another 6 -3 win, and a
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  5 -1 win. Or, sorry, a 4 -3 overtime win and
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  then a 5 -1 win. A 6 -3 was a loss. But, I mean,
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  I still think Brantford's going to continue their
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  run. I can see Oshawa giving them a little bit
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  of a fight. I can see this one possibly going
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  to 6. I'd say Brantford in six. They're going
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  to do, you know, the home team's going to win
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  the first four, and then that's where Brantford's
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  really going to take over. Kind of lock in and
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  be like, all right. Enough is enough kind of
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  thing. I think it's going to be pretty similar.
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  I think they might, Oshawa's going to steal one
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  on home ice. Maybe game four to avoid the sweep,
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  but I think that it's going to come home to Brantford.
• 21:05
  I'm going to say Brantford in five. I'm going
• 21:08
  to say Brantford in six. I think Brantford's
• 21:10
  going to want to get the job done at home. If
• 21:12
  the opportunity's there, obviously if they go,
• 21:14
  back home tied, they're not going to want to
• 21:16
  do it at 7. But if they come home with a 3 -1
• 21:18
  lead, they're going to do everything they can
• 21:19
  to win that thing at home and win it at 5. Next,
• 21:24
  we'll have the Kingston Frontenacs and the Berry
• 21:27
  Colts. I don't have this pulled up quite yet.
• 21:33
  Berry Colts won their series 4 -1. Kingston won
• 21:35
  theirs, swept through theirs against Sudbury,
• 21:37
  4 -0. Obviously, Berry's the higher seed, so
• 21:40
  they will get home with advantage. Barry lost
• 21:44
  a close game in Niagara. The only game Niagara
• 21:47
  won was a 6 -4 win. It was in Niagara. But every
• 21:51
  other game, Barry won by at least two goals.
• 21:53
  4 -2, 7 -5, 6 -3, and 6 -3. And then Kingston
• 21:58
  did a clean sweep of Sudbury. 4 -1, 4 -3, double
• 22:03
  OT in Kingston. And then 4 -2, 3 -2 in Sudbury.
• 22:11
  A little bit closer on... Yeah, I mean, it's
• 22:13
  second and third seed. This is the one where
• 22:15
  I think anything could happen here. Kingston,
• 22:18
  I definitely think, has a little bit more playoff
• 22:21
  experience than Barry does, at least this current
• 22:23
  era of those two teams. I don't know, man. I
• 22:27
  mean, Barry's still a really good team this year.
• 22:29
  I think they were, like, 7th or 8th seed last
• 22:31
  year. Yeah, so they've really squawked. It's
• 22:35
  not the end there, so... I'm going to say Kingston
• 22:37
  in six. No, Barry was the eighth seed last year.
• 22:42
  I just pulled it up. Barry was the eighth seed
• 22:43
  last year. So they went from the eighth to the
• 22:45
  second seed. Pretty impressive. I mean, not as
• 22:48
  impressive as Windsor when they went from, what,
• 22:50
  worst in the league to second seed. This one's
• 22:58
  tough. This one's tougher than you might think.
• 23:00
  Yeah. Again, it's definitely a six or maybe seven
• 23:05
  if there's a couple bullshit calls throughout
• 23:07
  that. But, I mean, they're both Canadians, so
• 23:10
  they're not going to be bullshit holes. Yeah.
• 23:13
  This is one that I could possibly see going all
• 23:17
  the way. I could see this one going to 7. And
• 23:22
  I'm going to give... Man. It's just, you know,
• 23:25
  what it comes down to is special teams, you know?
• 23:29
  Number one, if we can stay the fuck out of the
• 23:31
  boxes, you know, keep the game 5 -on -5 as much
• 23:34
  as we can, or 4 -on -4 aside. If we want to look
• 23:37
  at it further, overall points -wise, they were
• 23:40
  the exact same with 88 points. Barry 42 -22,
• 23:44
  2 -2, holy twos. And 40 -25 -3 for Kingston.
• 23:50
  Let me guess, the only reason why Barry got the
• 23:53
  higher seed is because they won their division.
• 23:57
  My guess would be for regulation wins. Well,
• 24:00
  yeah, Barry won their division, that's why. But
• 24:02
  I'm saying that and regulation wins, probably.
• 24:05
  Well, it first goes to the division winner, and
• 24:08
  then if you're not the division winner, then
• 24:09
  regulation wins. Well, Barry has the favor in
• 24:11
  both, so. Okay. Either way, it doesn't matter.
• 24:14
  Yeah, man, this one could go seven, this one
• 24:15
  could go either way. This one, I might give the
• 24:19
  lower seed and go Kingston on this one. I think
• 24:21
  Kingston in seven. That's the thing, it's like,
• 24:23
  I was on the fence about your sack of all series,
• 24:27
  like, for the first round. And look, I was wrong,
• 24:31
  and I'm happy that I'm wrong, but like... I would
• 24:34
  love to be wrong again and say... We couldn't
• 24:37
  have been more wrong. We thought it was going
• 24:39
  to be hard -fought seven games, but Aries is
• 24:41
  going to fall short in game seven or even game
• 24:42
  six. We are moving on after five, man. I'm going
• 24:46
  to say Barry. I'm going to say seven. The majority
• 24:49
  of those games are going to require at least
• 24:51
  some extra time. I'm going to say Kingston in
• 24:55
  either six or seven. I'm warming towards seven,
• 24:58
  though. I don't know, man. Kingston is just,
• 25:01
  like I said, the more... playoff experience a
• 25:05
  bit of his current teams. But I don't know, man.
• 25:09
  We could be surprised. Barry could keep going.
• 25:12
  Alright, moving on to the West. The first series
• 25:14
  that we're going to go over is the Windsor Street
• 25:17
  Fire hosting the number three Kitchener Rangers.
• 25:22
  Windsor won their series honestly kind of convincingly
• 25:26
  with the exception of game three when they lost
• 25:28
  an OT 3 -2 in the Sioux, but otherwise the scores
• 25:31
  were 7 -2, 7 -1, 4 -1 and 8 -4 in Game 1. That's
• 25:36
  honestly pretty similar to how Erie played Saginaw.
• 25:40
  And then Kitchener, same kind of thing. The only
• 25:44
  game that was really an OT was Game 1, which
• 25:46
  Kitchener took 4 -3. Otherwise, it's Kitchener
• 25:49
  6 -1 in Game 2. Flint's only win game in Game
• 25:52
  3, 2 -0 in Game 4 and 5, both in Kitchener, with
• 25:57
  the final scores of 5 -1 and 2 -1, respectively.
• 26:02
  This one, I mean, Kitchener was the better team
• 26:05
  in the regular season -wise, but because Windsor
• 26:07
  won their division, that's why they got the higher
• 26:09
  seed. So, I mean, this one is another one where
• 26:13
  you can very easily choose Kitchener, who is
• 26:16
  the better team. But, I mean, again, this is
• 26:19
  the playoffs, man. I mean, home ice advantage
• 26:20
  is very important in these playoffs, especially
• 26:23
  in the O. Wow. You can't say that because, again,
• 26:27
  going back to the Erie Sack and all series. Well,
• 26:29
  Erie's just the best team in the playoffs right
• 26:31
  now. No. They are the hottest team coming in.
• 26:35
  But, like, when the home team is being scored,
• 26:38
  outscored. Matthew. Matthew, stop. Sorry. When
• 26:44
  the home team was being scored, outscored 23
• 26:48
  to 13. A 10 -goal fucking difference. Man, that
• 26:55
  says something. I mean, look in the game. The
• 26:58
  Windsor just absolutely blew out pretty much
• 27:02
  every single game. 1 -5, 1 -6, 1 -3, and 1 -4.
• 27:06
  Kitchener's were a little bit closer. The first
• 27:09
  game went to overtime, and then a 6 -1 win, and
• 27:12
  then they lost 2 -0, and they won 5 -1, and only
• 27:14
  won Friday night 2 -1. So a lot of lower scoring
• 27:18
  and really good goaltending. Is Parsons still
• 27:21
  in there for Kitchener? Yeah, Parsons are number
• 27:23
  one. So, I mean, we've seen how well he can do.
• 27:26
  He's done pretty good against Erie in the past.
• 27:29
  He's probably, I think, one of the main reasons
• 27:30
  that Kitchener beat us last year. So, realistically,
• 27:34
  it's how much can you get in front of Jackson
• 27:36
  Parsons? Or whatever his first name is. I think
• 27:39
  it's Jackson. How much can you get in the eyes
• 27:42
  of Jackson Parsons? That's really going to be
• 27:45
  the biggest key factor. Get in front of him.
• 27:48
  Get in front of him. Screen the fuck out of him.
• 27:51
  As they would say to... Big Scott, John Scott,
• 27:56
  or Doug Glad, park your ass in front of the net
• 28:00
  and stay there. Yeah. Whereas Steve Dingle would
• 28:04
  say, if you're a goaltender, which Nolan Lalonde
• 28:07
  did not do a lot of that for Sue. Not bad to
• 28:11
  say that. Well, you saw that he got ran over
• 28:14
  by his own teammate, right? No, I didn't. If
• 28:16
  I can find the clip of him getting clobbered,
• 28:19
  I'll show you guys. But he got... He got 50 shades
• 28:24
  of fucked up on that hit. It looked scary bad.
• 28:30
  My heart sank when I saw him get hit. Seriously,
• 28:35
  it did. That's rough. Thankfully he got up and
• 28:39
  skated off under his own power, but that's definitely
• 28:42
  concussion protocol. For this series, do we want
• 28:47
  to go more of who's been the offensive firepower
• 28:50
  scoring a lot of goals with Windsor? Or a team
• 28:53
  that does not allow in a lot of goals with Kitchener
• 28:56
  and Jackson Parsons, who is a lot better defensively.
• 29:01
  Who also does not score a whole lot of goals,
• 29:04
  but... Holy moly, that's a big -ass cat. Oh,
• 29:09
  I know. Do you know this? Upstairs in here, running
• 29:12
  around downstairs. He jumped off the cat train
• 29:16
  right downstairs. I thought he was running around
• 29:18
  downstairs. I'm like, how the hell can we hear
• 29:19
  that? Again, what it comes down to is, is Windsor
• 29:25
  able to get behind their defense and get in front
• 29:27
  of Jackson Parsons? That's all it's going to
• 29:30
  come down to. I'm sorry. Defense is going to
• 29:32
  do great. The offense is going to get their chances
• 29:34
  both ways. But how well will Jackson Parsons
• 29:38
  hold up for Kitchener? If he's doing what he
• 29:40
  did in round one, Kitchener's going to win in
• 29:42
  six or seven. If Windsor's going to be able to
• 29:45
  do it, they're going to pull in six or seven.
• 29:47
  But, again. All it takes is probably maybe these
• 29:53
  first two games in Windsor that get in Jackson
• 29:55
  Parsons' head, maybe put up seven equals again
• 29:58
  twice. This could very easily be a sweep for
• 30:01
  Windsor. Who knows? But I don't think it's going
• 30:04
  to be that easy for Windsor. I don't think it's
• 30:07
  going to be that easy defensively or goaltending
• 30:09
  for Kitchener. I'm sorry, but knowing Jackson
• 30:13
  Parsons and knowing how well he is and with his
• 30:16
  age and his experience, It's going to be really
• 30:20
  damn tough to get inside that kid's head. Really
• 30:24
  tough. Give him credit to where credit's due.
• 30:27
  I think as long as Kitchener's defense can actually
• 30:31
  keep up with Windsor's firepower, I honestly
• 30:35
  believe defense will win this series. I'm definitely
• 30:41
  leaning towards Kitchener in seven. I was actually
• 30:46
  leaning more towards Windsor. And maybe six.
• 30:51
  I just think... It's just a matter of... I'll
• 30:56
  say, I mean, Flint is a good team, don't get
• 30:57
  me wrong, but they're obviously nowhere near
• 30:59
  as good as what Windsor is. Well, I'm sorry.
• 31:02
  When you compare the big three of the league,
• 31:04
  you know, London, Kitchener, Windsor, to everybody
• 31:06
  else... To Flint, Sioux, and Owen Sac. Well,
• 31:08
  no, it doesn't matter if you compare them to.
• 31:12
  You kind of feel that those big three teams are
• 31:15
  going to win more often than not. But, I mean,
• 31:20
  unless you're Niagara with your fourth string
• 31:22
  goaltender in, but, you know. That's besides
• 31:26
  the point. Went on a 12 -game losing streak.
• 31:33
  But, you know. They're like, London who? L. But
• 31:37
  that's besides the point. Became the Unden Knights
• 31:40
  for a night. Refocus here, refocus here. I think
• 31:48
  this one could easily be Windsor in six if they
• 31:50
  can find a way to get in Jackson's head. All
• 31:55
  right, moving on to the final series of the final
• 31:58
  eights. We've got the number one London Knights,
• 32:01
  who swept the one sound attack. Surprise. 6 -1,
• 32:05
  6 -3, 7 -4, 8 -4. Oh, my God. Versus the number
• 32:12
  five Erie Otters, where they obviously won in
• 32:15
  five games. The only game they lost, like we
• 32:19
  said earlier, 3 -2 in Game 3, an OT by that piece
• 32:22
  -of -shit dirtbag, a word that I can't say on
• 32:25
  the air, see you next Tuesday, Zach Prek, and
• 32:29
  then winning the rest of the games, 8 -5, 9 -5,
• 32:31
  7 -3, 6 -3. Yeah, man, I mean, Erie has clearly
• 32:38
  been, I mean, the scoring on both sides has been
• 32:41
  pretty high, but I mean, Erie was playing a backup
• 32:44
  goaltender. You got to, this word will, I'll
• 32:47
  let my biased, push my biased aside and talk
• 32:50
  for reals. Yes, Demir was playing against a bad
• 32:52
  backup goaltender. But yes, at the same time,
• 32:54
  London was playing the eighth seed. Well, I mean,
• 32:58
  Carter George is still a fantastic goaltender.
• 33:00
  I personally believe if Carter George was on
• 33:02
  any other team, I think he'd be the best goaltender
• 33:04
  in the league. Personally. He's a very, very
• 33:08
  good goaltender. Sadly, he's on a not so good
• 33:10
  team in LN7. I'd like to see him get traded to
• 33:15
  a contender next year. If not London, please
• 33:17
  not London. I don't want to see Carter George
• 33:18
  go to London. But it sounds like a very London
• 33:20
  thing to do, to be the choir in the offseason.
• 33:23
  Especially with losing Elliot, because he's in
• 33:26
  LA. Is he? Yeah, he's in LA. I can very easily
• 33:30
  see them bringing him in and giving him one more
• 33:37
  year sitting behind. Somebody big like that.
• 33:40
  Now that I say that out loud, yeah, that sounds
• 33:42
  like something very possible for London to do.
• 33:44
  Fuck. But I think now that we're past the first
• 33:50
  round and the bottom three teams are knocked
• 33:53
  out, logistically, the bottom three teams are
• 33:55
  knocked out, you're going to start to see more
• 33:57
  competition. It doesn't matter whether you're
• 33:59
  Kitchener or Windsor or Saginaw or Erie. There's
• 34:03
  going to be a little bit more fight in it. And
• 34:05
  I wouldn't sound... didn't have the fight, doesn't
• 34:08
  have the skill. These other teams have that fight.
• 34:11
  They have this, well, I can't say they don't
• 34:13
  have, they obviously have the fight, they just
• 34:15
  don't have the skill to back it up. What I will
• 34:20
  say about the series, four days off, five days
• 34:23
  off, I think that is plenty of time to get Matthew
• 34:28
  and Carrie back to being ready to play a hockey
• 34:33
  game. Let alone playoff hockey. Which, by the
• 34:38
  way it looks, we're going to get one of them
• 34:41
  soon. Hopefully at least one of them. I think
• 34:45
  Carey is skating in a contact. Matthew is in
• 34:48
  a non -contact still. Or at least as of Saturday's
• 34:50
  pregame. Morning skate or whatever. But with
• 34:56
  the way that Sodder and Henry have been playing...
• 34:59
  They shut Misa down. And you know how scary he
• 35:03
  is. What did Misa finish with? Minus 12? Minus
• 35:06
  10. Three points and minus 10. Two goals and
• 35:09
  assists. So imagine he didn't get those. He'd
• 35:11
  have been a minus 13, minus 14. Which I will
• 35:15
  give, which I am very impressed with. He literally
• 35:19
  shut him down. What I wonder, is that going to
• 35:23
  scare away some of the top 10 teams to draft
• 35:27
  him early? Is that going to make him drop out
• 35:29
  of the top ten? He's still predicted to go top
• 35:32
  three. I still think he's going to be top three.
• 35:35
  Just based off his regular season. I mean, I
• 35:39
  wouldn't hate him coming to Pittsburgh. You know,
• 35:41
  we have a lot of draft picks that we can trade
• 35:43
  to get a top five pick. Steal somebody like a
• 35:46
  Porter Mortone, a Michael Mesa. Don't get me
• 35:49
  wrong. I can see him dropping just a little bit
• 35:51
  because that definitely does hurt. It's going
• 35:53
  to hurt anybody, their draft stock. I don't think
• 35:57
  that's going to hurt him too incredibly much,
• 36:00
  if at all. Yeah. I can still see him going top
• 36:03
  three. He still has at least another year where
• 36:06
  he can grow and develop in the O with Sagma or
• 36:09
  if somebody is ballsy enough to go out and get
• 36:12
  him, then that team, London. I mean, that's one
• 36:17
  of those. Mace is one of those players that you'll
• 36:19
  see like a break off sized. Return, like, 14
• 36:23
  picks for Michael Measers. He's one of those
• 36:26
  you'll see a hefty, like, seven picks and two
• 36:29
  younger players. Also, I think he is the third
• 36:32
  player to get that exceptional, like, status
• 36:36
  in the OHL. So, obviously, the last one was McDavid
• 36:40
  and the previous was Tavares. So, obviously,
• 36:44
  that's going to be kind of a big key. There's
• 36:49
  a reason why he was able to do that. He's a good
• 36:52
  player. And NHL teams know that they're going
• 36:56
  to get an exceptional player out of Michael Mesa.
• 36:59
  Yeah, we'll see that. But back to this, London
• 37:01
  versus Erie. If we can get both of Matthew Schaefer
• 37:07
  and Kerry Terrance back in the lineup, team captain,
• 37:10
  huge morale boost, number one defenseman, huge
• 37:14
  morale boost on the back end. Do we still have
• 37:20
  a chance to win? Probably not. It's going to
• 37:25
  take a lot of bounce. It's going to take a lot
• 37:27
  of blood, a lot of sweat, a lot of tears. Do
• 37:32
  we still stand a chance with those two back in
• 37:34
  the lineup? Better, but not great. Still not
• 37:39
  great. I'm sorry. If we get one of those, if
• 37:43
  we get Carey back and Matthews still out? That's
• 37:47
  still a lot of morale boosts, getting your captain
• 37:49
  back out there. It's going to be a shorter series
• 37:52
  with one of them still being out. Obviously,
• 37:55
  it's a stupid short series if both of them are
• 37:58
  still out. I do, regardless, even if neither
• 38:00
  one of them come back in, I can't honestly see
• 38:03
  us stealing one in the EIA. We know, Oliver Bunk
• 38:07
  has told us and let us know that they don't like
• 38:09
  playing in that barn, that they do not like Erie
• 38:11
  fans, they do not like playing in this barn.
• 38:13
  Oliver Bunk said it himself. They can say, oh,
• 38:15
  one -sided rivalry, all the fuck they want. Oliver
• 38:18
  Bunk let us know that that's not true. We can
• 38:22
  very easily steal at least one game here in Erie,
• 38:25
  whether it's game three or game four. I think
• 38:27
  we can steal one here in Erie. If we get both
• 38:30
  of them back, it could be possibly coming back
• 38:34
  to Erie one more time for game six, I think,
• 38:37
  at least. Win that game six and four. Seven is
• 38:41
  a different question. That's also assuming Noah
• 38:45
  Erdlund pays up to the potential of the, you
• 38:48
  know, OHL fans. I've seen him pay. Like, I know
• 38:52
  with him being a smaller stature, that really
• 38:54
  hurts. He's only, what, 5 '7", a buck 70, I think?
• 38:57
  Yeah, he's small. He's a small dude. Like, he's
• 38:59
  small for him. I know Burns is a bit taller,
• 39:01
  but his, again, size -wise, he's not much better.
• 39:03
  I think he's a buck 80, buck 90. He's like 6
• 39:05
  '2", 6 '1", 6 '2". You know, other than 5 '11",
• 39:09
  a buck 70, soaking wet. That sounds familiar.
• 39:14
  I know that really doesn't play in this favor.
• 39:19
  London is very good at taking advantage of the
• 39:24
  smaller goaltenders. They know exactly where
• 39:28
  to be at the net, right place, right time. They
• 39:30
  know exactly what to do. That's just the Dale
• 39:33
  Hunter way. All in all, if we say going into
• 39:39
  the series the exact same way it is at this moment,
• 39:42
  I think it's going to be London in five. If we
• 39:45
  can get one or if not both of those guys back,
• 39:47
  it could go seven. It honestly could go seven.
• 39:53
  Again, do I still think we're going to get shut
• 39:55
  down if it goes to seven? There's a good chance
• 39:58
  of it. I don't think London is going to lose
• 40:00
  a game seven on home ice. But again, if we go
• 40:04
  in the way it is right now, I'm going to say
• 40:06
  London takes it in five. If we get both back,
• 40:09
  I say we push it to seven. It would be a miracle
• 40:14
  if we end up pulling off with the roster we have.
• 40:17
  Yeah. It would be a miracle if we pull it off
• 40:19
  with both those guys back on the lineup. If we
• 40:22
  pull it off with both these guys still out, you
• 40:25
  know I'm going to be running my mouth on Twitter.
• 40:26
  I will tell you that right the fuck now. I will
• 40:28
  not shut up on Twitter if we win with both these
• 40:31
  guys still out. If we win period. If we win period,
• 40:34
  I'll still run my fucking mouth. If we win period,
• 40:36
  you know... Put the fucking L in the forehead
• 40:43
  where it belongs. You do realize, like, if Erie
• 40:46
  ends up pulling this off, how much of a... Not
• 40:50
  only of a confidence booster will that be to
• 40:52
  the team and the organization, but how much momentum
• 40:55
  they will have for the third round, regardless
• 40:57
  of who comes out of the Windsor Kitchener series.
• 41:00
  Yeah, I was saying, regardless... If we survive
• 41:03
  this, we are going to be beat the fuck up. We
• 41:07
  are going to be roughed up, and we are going
• 41:10
  to be a tired... But you're going to have to
• 41:13
  be coming out of the West. Like, look at three
• 41:16
  of the four final teams. You've got the three
• 41:18
  top teams in the O. We beat London and then have
• 41:21
  to go on to play either Kitchener or Windsor?
• 41:24
  Not only do you have the three best players in
• 41:27
  the OHL, you have arguably the three best teams
• 41:31
  in the CHL. In London, Kitchener, and Windsor.
• 41:35
  You're going to beat the fuck up at the end of
• 41:37
  this tournament. I'm sorry, there's nothing around
• 41:39
  that. I saw some scouts or some people saying,
• 41:43
  like, whoever wins this London Erie series is
• 41:45
  going all the way. I saw somebody say that. Somebody
• 41:49
  truly believes if we beat London, that we can
• 41:51
  beat either Kitchener or Windsor. That's the
• 41:54
  thing. Getting over this major sweep up. Getting
• 41:56
  over this mountain. My thing is, if we do beat
• 41:59
  London, man, are we going to have enough energy
• 42:02
  left to try to get through Kitchener or Windsor?
• 42:05
  That high. That victory high. Hey, if we beat
• 42:09
  London, we can beat anybody. Pretty much. You
• 42:13
  know that because London is the heavy favorite
• 42:16
  to go all the way. I'm sorry, but they are. I
• 42:18
  mean, I said that at the beginning. I said that
• 42:20
  still a month left of the season. I said that
• 42:22
  they were going to repeat. So if we beat London,
• 42:26
  you will go all the way. I mean, I would love
• 42:30
  to see it. Obviously, everybody in this room,
• 42:32
  everybody in the city of Erie would love to see
• 42:35
  that. Everybody that's in that building would
• 42:37
  love to see that. Is it going to happen? It is
• 42:41
  beyond a dream. But if we can get both of our
• 42:45
  guys back, it'll be a fight. But all in all,
• 42:49
  for the prediction, I do think London is going
• 42:52
  to take the series. I'll put it right down the
• 42:57
  middle. I'll say in six, just to call it even
• 42:59
  right down the middle. It could go five. But
• 43:03
  deep down, biased out the fucking window, I do
• 43:07
  not see us getting swept. I really do not see
• 43:10
  any scenario where we go down and get swept.
• 43:13
  I don't see them being swept whatsoever. I think
• 43:17
  I'm also going to be on the same boat with Kyle
• 43:20
  being right down the middle in six. I feel like
• 43:24
  if we can get both Kerry and Matthew back, it's
• 43:27
  a whole new ballgame for that. But... Sorry,
• 43:34
  I tried to be calm to it. But I, um... Yeah,
• 43:41
  I'll do a rate down the note just because it
• 43:43
  can't... Depending, it could be five, it could
• 43:46
  be seven. So I'll just say London in six. And
• 43:50
  it's tough, man. It's so tough. Five or six in
• 43:54
  London. I'm sorry, I'm showing my bias. Five
• 44:00
  or six. I'm sorry, I'll try to be more positive.
• 44:08
  Everybody knows that we're Otters fans and that
• 44:10
  we're all season ticket holders. We don't think
• 44:13
  that we've hit, we have not done a good job at
• 44:15
  hiding our bias when it comes, especially when
• 44:16
  it comes to the Otters. A little bit better when
• 44:18
  it comes to the NHL with the Penguins, but very
• 44:21
  tough to hide our bias when it comes to the Erie
• 44:23
  Otters. A team that plays, that we can walk to
• 44:25
  go see. I wonder how you can tell we're a little
• 44:28
  biased. that some of us are all biased to otters.
• 44:31
  She's got otter shit everywhere. They got the
• 44:33
  Erie Panthers one. Yeah. I was going to say,
• 44:36
  I have a wall. That wall is all otters. I hope
• 44:40
  you know. Mine is a Stanley Cup in the corner.
• 44:43
  Yeah, you're right. Stanley Cup, the Penguins,
• 44:45
  and then the... Some bobbleheads. The Sabres.
• 44:48
  You got a cup, you got a mug, you got some posters.
• 44:51
  World's best hockey fan. We got that at the Erie
• 44:54
  Otters office night. All right, let's move on
• 44:58
  to some NHL talk. We can do some weekly Puck
• 45:01
  Doku or Hurdle, whatever we want to do first.
• 45:05
  Ready, eeny, meeny, miny, that's the best one.
• 45:07
  Okay, cool. Hurdle. Hurdle. I can see it. Not
• 45:27
  in close. Sorry. Absolutely nothing. Well, he's
• 45:31
  in the West. We know he plays in the West, yeah.
• 45:33
  He's in the West. And he's not Swedish. Not Swedish.
• 45:37
  Not a defenseman. He's 30 or below, and his number
• 45:43
  is 74 or below. Honestly, the one we chose was
• 45:46
  Victor Hedman. I was going to say Sean Monahan,
• 45:52
  but I can't because he's with Columbus. Just
• 45:58
  throw it out there like a Marc -Andre Fleury?
• 46:00
  Just try to get the... Oh, no, the age would
• 46:02
  be way off, so no. His head's shaped like an
• 46:05
  upside -down pear. Why don't we go with, like,
• 46:08
  a... How old's, like, a UC Saras? How old is
• 46:10
  he? He's younger. Okay, all right. He's in the
• 46:18
  Central, and he's 29 years old, and he's not
• 46:20
  a goaltender, so we know he's a forward in the
• 46:23
  Central division who is not Swedish or Finnish,
• 46:26
  and his number is... No, we can say below 70.
• 46:29
  70 or below. So he's a forward in the central.
• 46:39
  Where's Taylor? No, Taylor Hall got traded to
• 46:40
  Carolina. But how updated is this? Well, still,
• 46:47
  Taylor Hall's number in Chicago is like 71. I
• 46:50
  know the age is going to be off, but it'll at
• 46:53
  least give us a position and a nationality. Okay,
• 47:00
  he's not a winger. He's not Canadian. He still
• 47:05
  could be a right winger, though. A right winger
• 47:07
  or a center. Who's 29 years old, could be American,
• 47:11
  could be Russian. And not Nashville, not Dallas.
• 47:17
  So let's try to guess like an American center.
• 47:24
  Up in Winnipeg. Like a Logan Stanley? Well, I'm
• 47:30
  thinking of he played for Team USA. Kyle Conner.
• 47:35
  Who? Could be. But that's not Kyle Conner, actually.
• 47:39
  No. Because he has striped hair. But Logan Stanley
• 47:42
  could be a good guess. Is he American? I think
• 47:45
  so. He's younger, but I don't know how young.
• 47:50
  Is Mark Scheifele American or is he Canadian?
• 47:53
  He's Canadian. I thought he was Canadian. Yeah,
• 47:55
  because he was on the same team as Crosby in
• 47:57
  2010. Does he go for a Logan Stanley? That's
• 48:02
  the best guess I got at the moment. No, okay.
• 48:07
  He's always a defenseman. He's 26. He's Canadian.
• 48:12
  I thought he was a center. Keep in mind his number
• 48:17
  is 10 or below. I'm looking at Jamie Benn's number.
• 48:21
  10 or below. It could be like 11. I think that
• 48:25
  one goes. About a 2? 2 or 3. No, I think it is
• 48:28
  10 below. Okay. Yeah, because 11 would be yellow
• 48:31
  then. So 10 or below. So he's a 10 or below,
• 48:35
  or could even just say single digit. Centerman.
• 48:39
  Oh! No, Jack Eichel plays it in the West. In
• 48:42
  Vegas. So Pacific. Pacific. I initially was going
• 48:45
  to say that earlier. It does look like a Jack
• 48:48
  Eichel kind of hairdo, though. That's why initially...
• 48:51
  It's a little bit shorter. That's the thing.
• 48:56
  Ryan O 'Reilly, but he's Canadian. His number
• 48:59
  is 90. Oh, I'm thinking how funny it is. It's
• 49:03
  still 90. I thought he was 9 in Colorado. Was
• 49:08
  he 9 in Colorado? He was 9 in Colorado and in
• 49:11
  the area. I'm just trying to think of centers.
• 49:21
  He plays on Chicago that we just played today.
• 49:26
  I'm telling you to be dead! No, no. I know one
• 49:32
  would be Kairou, because he's Canadian and his
• 49:36
  number's 15. Uh, 25. 20. Yeah. Christian is 15.
• 49:44
  Who? Exactly. Uh... Could it be somebody on Lake
• 49:52
  St. Louis, though? This was tough. I'm trying
• 50:03
  to think of... It's probably that fucking fourth
• 50:07
  liner that we have no idea. So what are the last
• 50:12
  teams? We got Chicago. We got Minnesota. We got
• 50:15
  St. Louis. We got Utah. Utah's Pacific. Are they
• 50:19
  Pacific? They're Pacific. Colorado. Colorado.
• 50:27
  Can't forget Colorado. Can't be, you know, if
• 50:31
  they can't be a Cohen car. Once again, I'm trying
• 50:38
  to think of an American that plays for Colorado.
• 50:45
  What number is Logan O 'Connor? I think he's
• 50:51
  like a 9, like 9 or 10. Because both him and
• 50:53
  Drew are pretty young. Go for it. Is he on Colorado?
• 50:58
  Yeah, he's Colorado. Damn, okay. He's American.
• 51:04
  He's American, okay. And he's a center. We know
• 51:07
  for sure that he's a center. He's not a defenseman,
• 51:10
  left winger, right winger, or defenseman. Or
• 51:12
  goaltender. So, he is a center for either Chicago,
• 51:17
  Minnesota, St. Louis. Who's that? Who's that
• 51:26
  eighth freaking team? Minnesota, Colorado. Winnipeg,
• 51:31
  Nashville, St. Louis, Dallas. Are we sure Utah's
• 51:41
  not in the Central? I swear they're still in
• 51:46
  the Pacific. So I thought Utah bumped over to
• 51:52
  the Central when Vegas came in. Oh, but Utah
• 51:56
  is in the Central. Okay, so it could be somebody
• 51:58
  on Utah. Logan Cooley is number 90. He's still
• 52:01
  pretty young. Could be Logan Cooley. Go for Logan
• 52:05
  Cooley. That's definitely an American name too.
• 52:12
  It's on Utah. Okay. He's number 20. Okay. What
• 52:17
  number is like Sean Jersey? I think he's number
• 52:20
  21. Logan Cooley is 92. I was looking at the
• 52:25
  age. He's 29 -year -old, plays for Utah. He's
• 52:35
  a center. He's a number... He's a single -digit
• 52:38
  number. Or 10. What number is Clayton Keller?
• 52:47
  Oh, fuck. I was just watching one of the games.
• 52:49
  Is he 9? I am 9. Could it be Clayton Keller?
• 52:58
  It's not Clayton Keller. He is nine. I was right.
• 53:01
  Seven or eight. Seven, eight. Could be even six.
• 53:08
  Six, seven, eight. Five, three. Three on my own.
• 53:17
  That was our last guess. There's two in between
• 53:20
  Gunther and Doan. I can't remember what their
• 53:24
  numbers are. Josh Doan? Yeah. I want to say Gunther's
• 53:29
  like 23, 25 -ish in that range. And Doan's way
• 53:33
  too young. Yeah, Doan's too young. Doan's not
• 53:35
  29 years old. He must have been the oldest draft
• 53:40
  pick then. Yeah. This past draft. Bukestad is
• 53:43
  not. He's too old. No, he's way too old. John
• 53:49
  Marino's defenseman, but that age would be close.
• 53:52
  He's a little bit younger. I would have said
• 53:54
  that already. I promise you that. The kicker
• 53:59
  for the dolphin. Robbie, I'm going to fucking
• 54:03
  kick you. My only name that comes to mind is
• 54:07
  like a shot of Jersey, but I think, one, I think
• 54:09
  he's a defenseman too. I think he's like 28 or
• 54:13
  something. Jersey's a Ford. Is he? Jersey's a
• 54:15
  Ford. What's his number? I don't know. Is he
• 54:18
  American? I got nothing. We're really right on
• 54:37
  the... We're going to be pissed with ourselves.
• 54:39
  Just you watch. Again, if it's like a fourth
• 54:42
  liner, I can't be that pissed off. I got nothing.
• 54:52
  I got nothing. New Jersey's my best guess, but
• 54:54
  I don't know what number he is. He's DR? Can't
• 55:11
  find his name. I'm going to have to spell check
• 55:21
  myself. It says D -U -R -U -Z -I or something
• 55:24
  like that. Well, good thing I checked. He's a
• 55:40
  divester. Okay. Yeah, I know it's cheating. Nick
• 55:48
  Schmaltz. Okay, that makes sense. We cheated
• 55:51
  a little bit, but we got 85 % of it. Let's redeem
• 55:57
  ourselves with some doku. All right, going across
• 56:02
  for the columns, it's Carolina, Smashville, and
• 56:06
  the Shorts. And for the Rose, it's CBJ, Calgary,
• 56:12
  and under 1 ,000 career games played. Well. Okay.
• 56:26
  Well, we can do a Saul Greener for San Jose and
• 56:30
  games played. Or Will Smith. 7%. We know Coltender
• 56:40
  probably has, so Soros. And then... Um... There's
• 56:49
  somebody yellow over there right now. I'm not
• 56:53
  staying open. Um... Oh, I can picture... I can
• 56:59
  picture his face. Came down from Montreal. Looks
• 57:03
  like a fucking troll. I'd say just fetch a cup
• 57:13
  just to get one on there. Okay. I can see his
• 57:26
  fucking face, too. I'm going to look this up.
• 57:28
  I'm sorry. This is going to really piss me off.
• 57:40
  Just for a cock and yammy. Cock and yammy, okay.
• 57:46
  Not gonna lie boys, the rest of this is looking
• 57:48
  pretty tough. Yeah, this one's, I got fucking
• 57:59
  nothing. I'm sure they have the, people have
• 58:02
  played the Sharks. Mike Hoffman. Nashville, New
• 58:11
  York, the Rangers, Montreal. I know he had a
• 58:17
  stop in San Jose. Did he have a stop in Columbus?
• 58:21
  No. Neither place. Rangers, Bruins, and Blue
• 58:31
  Jackets. So only one team on here. This one's
• 58:47
  nice. Evander Kane was Winnipeg, Manta, Buffalo,
• 58:53
  San Jose, 9 or 10. Mike Sillinger, I want to
• 59:05
  say is Nashville, Columbus. I'm pretty sure those
• 59:10
  are two of the 10 or 11 teams he played for.
• 59:21
  Yeah, I'm... I'm not having a whole lot of guesses
• 59:24
  on any of them. These ones are tough. Want to
• 59:28
  throw Cylinder on there? My best guess would
• 59:31
  be for Columbus. Nashville. Yeah, alright. 90%.
• 59:39
  Columbus, Carolina, Columbus, Sharks. We are
• 59:48
  not doing good today, boys. No, no, no, never
• 1:00:08
  mind. I don't think Freddie Anderson ever played
• 1:00:11
  for Calgary. No, he... Wasn't he somewhere before
• 1:00:16
  Toronto? CBJ. He was drafted by CBJ. Freddie
• 1:00:19
  Anderson? Oh, no, drafted by Anaheim. Anaheim,
• 1:00:22
  Toronto, Carolina. I'm thinking of Bobrovsky.
• 1:00:26
  That's why. Because Bob did CBJ, Flyers, Florida.
• 1:00:30
  He did Flyers, CBJ. Flyers, CBJ, whatever. Either
• 1:00:34
  way, those are the teams. You sure Mike Hoffman
• 1:00:41
  never touched Calgary or Carolina? Or Columbus,
• 1:00:44
  sorry. No. Okay. Because I know we had a very
• 1:00:48
  short stint. Maybe like a one -year stint with
• 1:00:50
  San Jose. What about like a world in the end
• 1:00:59
  you play? Sharks. Dallas. Pittsburgh. You play
• 1:01:11
  for a lot of teams. Quite a few. A lot of teams.
• 1:01:15
  So let's try to face some of those goaltenders
• 1:01:17
  that jumped around. Mike Smith jumped around
• 1:01:18
  a lot. Cam Talbot's jumped around a lot. Mike
• 1:01:21
  Smith has done Calgary, Edmonton. Is that a hit?
• 1:01:27
  I think he had Arizona. Arizona. It doesn't help
• 1:01:30
  us here. Cam Talbot's done L .A. He's done both
• 1:01:35
  Alberta teams. He's done Minnesota. He's in the
• 1:01:39
  East now, which doesn't help us. Roll did Eric,
• 1:01:47
  where's all his Eric style played? Carolina,
• 1:01:51
  Buffalo, Bluecoats, Minnesota. Montreal. Montreal.
• 1:01:59
  Florida too, right? Yeah, Florida. Mark has done
• 1:02:04
  Rags, Panthers, and Red Wings, Florida, Flyers.
• 1:02:13
  That's what he did a year in Flyers, didn't he?
• 1:02:15
  Or name players that aren't helping us at all.
• 1:02:18
  Oh, finally, I can think of anyone. Tyler Toffoli?
• 1:02:21
  Flames Sharks? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:24
  yeah. Let's get the ball rolling, boys. Let's
• 1:02:26
  get that momentum going. All right. I'm trying
• 1:02:33
  to think. I don't know if Flames or McDonald's
• 1:02:35
  playing anywhere else other than Calgary. Mike
• 1:02:43
  Vernon, I don't know where else he would have
• 1:02:45
  went. Huberto has only been, what, just Florida
• 1:02:52
  and Calgary, right? McDonough's been with Nashville.
• 1:03:00
  Nashville. Rangers. Tampa. Rangers. I think that's
• 1:03:04
  it. I can't remember if he had a small stint
• 1:03:08
  in Calgary. Mark Giordano has done Calgary. Toronto.
• 1:03:13
  Has he done anywhere else? I feel like he might
• 1:03:15
  have been somewhere before Calgary. But where?
• 1:03:20
  Then you got Ethan's favorite player. What about
• 1:03:23
  Ron Hainsey? I was thinking Milo Nunes has been
• 1:03:28
  around a while. Has he played for Carolina or
• 1:03:31
  Nashville? I know he played for Calgary. I thought
• 1:03:35
  he had a small stint with Columbus, didn't he?
• 1:03:38
  I don't remember. Jakub Voracek. He did Columbus.
• 1:03:44
  Columbus. And like you said, Ron Haines was everywhere.
• 1:03:50
  Didn't really do much, unfortunately, other than
• 1:03:52
  in Pittsburgh. Like Billy Guerin, he also jumped
• 1:03:58
  everywhere before finishing off in Pittsburgh.
• 1:04:03
  I got nothing. Small is a little tougher. I'm
• 1:04:17
  just going to say Mike Vernon for Calgary, Nashville.
• 1:04:20
  It's a guess. I don't think he played for Nashville.
• 1:04:23
  But, no, okay. O 'Reilly doesn't fit anywhere.
• 1:04:32
  Yager doesn't fit anywhere. I should probably
• 1:04:39
  drop that. Just a guess. Throw it out there.
• 1:04:45
  That's right, he's retired. I know you don't
• 1:04:46
  like him, but where all has Jake Wallman played?
• 1:04:50
  Sharks, Detroit. Where was he before? I think
• 1:04:53
  he was somewhere before Detroit. I know he got
• 1:04:56
  traded out of San Jose. Where is he now? Where
• 1:05:02
  did he get traded out? I know he got traded out
• 1:05:03
  of San Jose. St. Louis, Nashville, Central. Is
• 1:05:07
  it Central? Central. I thought it was Central.
• 1:05:14
  I got nothing, man. Like a Forbes, like Philip
• 1:05:24
  Forsberg? Well, he only fit in the Nashville
• 1:05:29
  category. Because he hasn't played for San Jose,
• 1:05:33
  he hasn't played for Carolina. Definitely not
• 1:05:35
  for CBJ. I got nothing. My only others would
• 1:05:40
  be like a Ron Francis for... Carolina Calgary,
• 1:05:43
  but other than that, I have nothing. I don't
• 1:05:47
  think he played for Calgary, no. I'm done out.
• 1:05:51
  I'm done. The one that's bothering me is Nashville
• 1:05:56
  Calgary. Yeah, that one's bothering the shit
• 1:05:59
  out of me. Fucking James the Real Deal Neal.
• 1:06:05
  God damn it. I forgot he got him from Nashville.
• 1:06:11
  They don't ever give him to them. He went to
• 1:06:13
  Nashville and we got Horquist, right? Horquist,
• 1:06:16
  right. Horquist. I think Nick Spalling was in
• 1:06:19
  that deal. David Red. Big Save Dave. Mark Jankowski.
• 1:06:24
  Tyson Berry. Callie Arncroft. Eric Branson. Zach
• 1:06:28
  Renato. Damn, dude. That was bad. Dougie Hamilton
• 1:06:34
  for Calgary Carolina. Dougie Hamilton. Dougie.
• 1:06:39
  J .S. Jaguar. Jaguar. Jankowski again. Jack Roslevic,
• 1:06:47
  that's recent. Ryan Dezingle, Jake Bean. Curtis
• 1:06:49
  McElhinney. Damn. Damn it all to hell. Well,
• 1:06:58
  shit. Well, I'll go through my milestones, and
• 1:07:08
  I have two categories of that. I guess the category
• 1:07:11
  game. Milestones. March 23rd, the LA Kings set
• 1:07:16
  a new franchise record for the longest home point
• 1:07:18
  streak with 14 games. March 24th, Stars General
• 1:07:22
  Manager Jim Neal recorded his 500th win, the
• 1:07:24
  first ever Stars General Manager to reach that
• 1:07:27
  milestone. And Alex Dobrynkat suppressed 500
• 1:07:30
  career points with a two -point game against
• 1:07:32
  Utah. What did he bring? March 27th, we are at
• 1:07:35
  that game. With his goal against the Sabres,
• 1:07:37
  Sidney Crosby breaks Wayne Gretzky's record for
• 1:07:39
  the most point -per -game seasons in NHL history
• 1:07:42
  with 20. Again, those are all in a row to start
• 1:07:45
  his career. Just wanted to put that out there.
• 1:07:47
  And again, we just mentioned earlier, Ryan McDonough
• 1:07:49
  played in his 1 ,000th career game. March 29th,
• 1:07:54
  Cam Lund of the San Jose Sharks scored his first
• 1:07:56
  career goal against the Rangers. Queer? Queer.
• 1:07:59
  Queer. And Leon Dreisaitl scored his 50th goal
• 1:08:02
  the fourth time he's reached that milestone.
• 1:08:04
  The only current active player with more 50 -goal
• 1:08:08
  seasons? Alex Ovechkin with nine. March 30th,
• 1:08:13
  Alex Markov played in his 800th game, and Rasmus
• 1:08:16
  Dahling played in his 500th. On the 31st, Matt
• 1:08:20
  Boldy scored his 100th career goal against New
• 1:08:22
  Jersey. And Nathan McKinnon becomes the first
• 1:08:24
  player in Avalanche history to record back -to
• 1:08:27
  -back. 80 assist seasons. March 1st, or April
• 1:08:32
  1st, sorry, April Fool's Day, Mark Stone played
• 1:08:35
  in his 700th career game, and Lane Hudson breaks
• 1:08:37
  the Montreal franchise record for points by a
• 1:08:40
  rookie defenseman with 57. April 2nd, Sergei
• 1:08:44
  Bobrovsky played in his 750th career game, and
• 1:08:48
  JT Miller recorded point number 900 with an assist
• 1:08:51
  against Minnesota. April 3rd, Rutger McGrody
• 1:08:55
  of the Pittsburgh Penguins got his first career
• 1:08:57
  point with an assist to a Brian Russ goal and
• 1:08:59
  would go on to score his first goal all against
• 1:09:04
  St. Louis. And in that same game, Vili Koivunen
• 1:09:07
  recorded his first point with an assist to Rutger's
• 1:09:10
  goal. On March 4th, Ryan Leonard of the Washington
• 1:09:14
  Capitals got his first career goal with an empty
• 1:09:17
  netter against Chicago. April 5th, Brian Russ
• 1:09:20
  scored his 200th career goal against Dallas.
• 1:09:22
  And Mark Scheifele recorded his 800th point against
• 1:09:25
  Utah. And obviously, just earlier today, Alex
• 1:09:29
  Ovechkin, the man, he did it. Broke Wayne Gretzky's
• 1:09:33
  all -time goals record, scoring goal number 895
• 1:09:37
  against the New York Islanders. And Sam Renzel,
• 1:09:41
  the Chicago Blackhawks, scored his first career
• 1:09:43
  point with an assist to an Ilya Mikheyev goal
• 1:09:46
  against the Pittsburgh Penguins. Alex Ovechkin,
• 1:09:50
  man, what? We saw history. History was made.
• 1:09:54
  Again, obviously, did we talk about this earlier?
• 1:09:56
  I think we did. Did we touch on it? No. I don't
• 1:09:58
  think we did yet. We have not yet. We were talking
• 1:10:00
  about doing it off camera. I was telling these
• 1:10:03
  guys, I watched the entire first period, sat
• 1:10:05
  there and watched the whole first period, nothing
• 1:10:06
  happened. I was like, cool. I went up and I had
• 1:10:08
  to go out and do something. Go meet with a mutual
• 1:10:11
  friend, had a party that I had to go attend.
• 1:10:14
  As I'm getting into the car to start driving,
• 1:10:16
  Colin sends a message. He did it. 895. Are you
• 1:10:19
  fucking kidding me? Quickly turn it on on the
• 1:10:21
  channel in the game, and they're in the middle
• 1:10:23
  of the ceremony. I'm like, motherfucker. Son
• 1:10:25
  of a bitch. But we have witnessed greatness.
• 1:10:29
  My only question is, can he hit 900 this year?
• 1:10:35
  He's going to have to push. He's got five goals.
• 1:10:38
  They've got, what, six, seven games left to get
• 1:10:40
  five more goals? I mean. Five. Five more goals,
• 1:10:45
  obviously. Five games? Five games. Five games,
• 1:10:47
  five goals. They can do it, man. The thing is,
• 1:10:51
  though, if he gets stuck at 899, does he call
• 1:10:53
  it a career or does he come back for one more
• 1:10:55
  to break 900 next season? Well, he has one more
• 1:10:57
  year under contract. Does he? After this season.
• 1:10:59
  So, regardless, he's coming back. The question
• 1:11:03
  is, does he do it this season or does he do it
• 1:11:05
  early next season? So, he's going to hit 900,
• 1:11:08
  but does he do it this season? I'm going to go
• 1:11:10
  out on a limb and say yes. I'm going to say he
• 1:11:12
  hits it. I think he'll finish this year with
• 1:11:14
  exactly 900. I think he'll do it last game. I
• 1:11:17
  think he'll hit 900. Ironically against Pittsburgh
• 1:11:21
  Penguins. I think it's kind of crazy. He can
• 1:11:23
  be the first player to ever score 900 goals.
• 1:11:25
  Obviously, he'll be the first player to ever
• 1:11:26
  score 896, 897, 898. But, yeah, he will be the
• 1:11:31
  first and only player to ever score 900 goals,
• 1:11:33
  and he'll do it against the Pittsburgh Penguins.
• 1:11:35
  I think he will. I'd say it's been an incredible
• 1:11:38
  journey just listening. following this storyline
• 1:11:41
  for the last couple years. Three or four years
• 1:11:45
  ago, he still got quite a ways. I don't think
• 1:11:47
  he's going to do it. He's getting old. He's slowing
• 1:11:50
  down. Each of the last three or four seasons,
• 1:11:53
  he's had 30 or 40 goal years. Alright, we'll
• 1:11:56
  shut up. Let's look at the playoff chase, boys.
• 1:12:01
  Let's look at the East first. Currently, there
• 1:12:03
  are five teams locked in. Two from Metro, three
• 1:12:06
  from Atlantic. Top two teams respectively, Washington
• 1:12:09
  and Carolina, both locked in. Washington with
• 1:12:13
  five games left on their schedule. They're sitting
• 1:12:16
  at 107 points, 49 -19 -9. And Carolina is sitting
• 1:12:23
  at 96 points with six games left, 46 -26 -4.
• 1:12:28
  Still waiting for that third team to lock in.
• 1:12:30
  Right now, New Jersey holds it. They have five
• 1:12:34
  games left, 41 -29 -7 at 89 points. The next
• 1:12:38
  closest team in the Metro is New York Rangers
• 1:12:41
  at 79 points, who sit four points out of their
• 1:12:44
  spot with six games remaining at 36 -33 -7. I
• 1:12:48
  doubt New York's going to catch the Devils, but
• 1:12:51
  they could catch Montreal, who's in the second
• 1:12:53
  wildcard spot, which I'll get to later. Atlantic
• 1:12:56
  Division, you know, soccer. Number one, Toronto.
• 1:13:02
  76 games played, 47 -25 -4 from 98 points. Tampa
• 1:13:07
  second, Florida third. Tampa has 94, Florida
• 1:13:12
  has 92. That's something like a more and more
• 1:13:14
  likely matchup. And then the two wild card spots
• 1:13:17
  in the East, Ottawa, Montreal. Ottawa 90, Montreal
• 1:13:22
  83. Ottawa and Montreal, have we ever seen that
• 1:13:25
  coming? I'd say maybe one or the other, but both
• 1:13:29
  Ottawa and Montreal fighting for a wildcard spot.
• 1:13:32
  Well, I mean, there's only two Canadian teams
• 1:13:38
  on the outside looking in, both being Calgary
• 1:13:40
  and Vancouver. And then two teams from the east
• 1:13:44
  already eliminated Philadelphia and Boston. Boston.
• 1:13:48
  I think I read earlier, Pittsburgh has a 0 .2
• 1:13:51
  % chance to make the playoffs right now. Yeah.
• 1:13:54
  I'd say they are currently sitting... Just finish
• 1:13:57
  the season with a tank? Oh no, they're mathematically...
• 1:14:02
  Well, it depends on what Montreal does. But they're
• 1:14:07
  pretty much mathematically eliminated. They have
• 1:14:10
  four games left to make eight points. So, they're
• 1:14:15
  eliminated. Buffalo has a better chance than
• 1:14:17
  us. Eight games left. Eight points out. Or, not
• 1:14:23
  eight. Six. Six. Yeah. And looking at the Central,
• 1:14:28
  again, five in, three left. Winnipeg, Dallas,
• 1:14:33
  Colorado, 108, 105, 98, respectively. Vegas,
• 1:14:38
  LA, the two in the Pacific. Vegas has 100. LA
• 1:14:42
  has 97. I'm pretty sure we're going to get another
• 1:14:45
  LA freaking Edmonton matchup again. Yeah. What
• 1:14:48
  is it, four years in a row now? Something like
• 1:14:49
  that. Something like that, yeah. And then St.
• 1:14:51
  Louis and Minnesota both have wild card spot,
• 1:14:53
  93, 91, respectively. Five teams eliminated.
• 1:14:58
  You can probably guess which five teams, so I'm
• 1:15:00
  not even going to fucking say it. Yeah. Peat
• 1:15:04
  Brig. London. Saginaw, right? Regina Pats. Or
• 1:15:13
  not. The Rooski Oceaniac Otter Pats. The hell
• 1:15:21
  with those moose heads. Yeah. Looking like a
• 1:15:26
  typical NHL playoffs. A couple of new teams rolled
• 1:15:30
  in there, like Ottawa and Montreal. That's going
• 1:15:32
  to be pretty interesting. See if those two can
• 1:15:34
  make it. I really, really do want to have Montreal
• 1:15:39
  jump Ottawa, just so then for the first round
• 1:15:41
  we can have the... Toronto -Montreal. Yeah. Well,
• 1:15:45
  I was thinking Ottawa -Washington. Battle of
• 1:15:49
  the nation's capitals. Oh, yeah. But I think
• 1:15:52
  that would make Toronto -Montreal too then, right?
• 1:15:54
  Yeah, it would. Because technically Washington
• 1:15:57
  would get the lower wildcard spot. But right
• 1:16:01
  now it's Montreal. But Montreal does have a game
• 1:16:05
  in hand. So only time will tell. Pittsburgh's
• 1:16:10
  probably going to be eliminated in the morning.
• 1:16:11
  I'm willing to accept that. And wholeheartedly
• 1:16:16
  will. At this point, just tank. Tank, tank, tank.
• 1:16:22
  I've been standing out for a while now, but obviously
• 1:16:24
  they want to win. Yeah. Right. Category time.
• 1:16:30
  I'm going to name ten players. You guys have
• 1:16:31
  to name what the category is. I have two categories.
• 1:16:34
  One, they're both pretty easy, but the second
• 1:16:36
  one I am looking for an exact thing. So the first
• 1:16:39
  one is a little bit easier, but we'll get started
• 1:16:41
  here. First category. First name, Alex Ovechkin.
• 1:16:45
  Straight in the cup winners. First battle of
• 1:16:48
  all. Eventually first battle of all. No. Austin
• 1:16:52
  Matthews. Piersouf won the Rock of Broussard.
• 1:16:57
  No. Not a good guess, though. Oof. That was not
• 1:17:05
  going to be the one I was going to say, but...
• 1:17:07
  I'm trying to remember if they won the Kohlberger
• 1:17:13
  for rookie years. I think that one would fit
• 1:17:17
  so far, but that's not what I'm looking for.
• 1:17:18
  Okay. Quinn Hughes. Team captains. No. One of
• 1:17:25
  these days I'm going to make it that simple and
• 1:17:26
  you're not going to get it. Nope. Todd McDavid.
• 1:17:51
  First round picks? No, still a good guess. I
• 1:17:55
  was going to say that, but I wanted to wait another
• 1:17:59
  one, so I'm going to pass. Steven Stamkos. Pass.
• 1:18:19
  Pass. Damn right. Kel McCarr. Oh, God. This is
• 1:18:31
  going to... This is going to lock me in. I got,
• 1:18:34
  like, that's recording. It's like that. The hardest
• 1:18:38
  ones I've ever done. You guys got in the first
• 1:18:40
  two, both of them, I think. Yeah, you're welcome.
• 1:18:42
  You're welcome for that. We both nailed this.
• 1:18:50
  Have played international, on the international.
• 1:18:53
  No. Trevor Zegras. Still nothing? Still got nothing.
• 1:19:13
  No. Jack Hughes. Players who have at least led
• 1:19:28
  their teams in points for the season. No. Does
• 1:19:33
  that make sense? No. Ninth name, Patrick Kane.
• 1:19:49
  Damn, I really think I'd stomp against here.
• 1:19:51
  Final name, Vladimir Tarasenko. I really stumped
• 1:20:05
  you guys on this one, didn't I? You're going
• 1:20:08
  to feel pretty stupid. It is very simple. EA
• 1:20:11
  cover athletes. Ovi in 21. Matthews in 20 and
• 1:20:17
  22. Both Quinn and Jack, he's in 25. Austin McDavid
• 1:20:21
  on 18. Stan Close on 12. Zegers on 23. Kane,
• 1:20:25
  you have to go all the way back to 10. Teresanko
• 1:20:27
  on 17. God damn it. Damn, I did not expect to
• 1:20:30
  stump you guys on that one. Wow. All right. And
• 1:20:34
  the second one, this is the one I'm looking for
• 1:20:35
  an exact, like a specific thing. First name,
• 1:20:41
  Jordan Stahl. I'm going to pass this one. I'm
• 1:20:47
  also going to pass. Anders Lee. Pass. Captain
• 1:20:57
  in the Metro. No, that's a good one. Alex Barkov.
• 1:21:09
  Anderson, he spent his whole career in New York,
• 1:21:10
  so that won't make sense. Pass. Pass. Roman Yossi.
• 1:21:36
  I hope we don't have that clock up there. It's
• 1:21:38
  like adding more pressure for whatever reason.
• 1:21:44
  Pass. Made to the conference final. No. Anze
• 1:21:51
  Kopitar. Captains over the age of 35. You're
• 1:22:01
  on the right track. Exactly. You're on the right
• 1:22:04
  track with captains. I'll tell you that right
• 1:22:05
  now. Pass. Connor McDavid. That just threw a
• 1:22:17
  wrench. I was going to say captains that are
• 1:22:22
  the same age, but obviously McDavid is not the
• 1:22:25
  same age as Jordan Stahl or Anze. I'm going to
• 1:22:37
  pass this round. Played over 1 ,000 games. No.
• 1:22:41
  I mean, not 1 ,000 games. 1 ,000 points. No,
• 1:22:45
  still not bad. Yeah, Hunter's league's not even
• 1:22:46
  close. Jamie Benn. Oh, that ain't even worth
• 1:22:51
  it. Every time I'm like, next round I'm going
• 1:22:55
  to do this, and it's wrong. What are you thinking?
• 1:22:58
  Well, originally I was going to say captains
• 1:23:00
  that were drafted in the first round, but Jamie
• 1:23:02
  Benn wasn't a first -rounder. Okay. So that's
• 1:23:05
  not it. I'm not 100 % sure if Anders Lee was
• 1:23:08
  either, but... I think all the other ones do
• 1:23:12
  line up, though. Yeah. Oh, here, hold on. Let
• 1:23:15
  me look that up real fast. I'll pass, but I don't...
• 1:23:23
  After what Colin... Next, Gabe Landeskog. Yeah,
• 1:23:33
  Anders Lee was sixth round in 2009. So you said
• 1:23:37
  Gabe Lanscott. Gabe Lanscott. Can you go through
• 1:23:57
  the list up until this point? Jordan Stahl, Anders
• 1:24:01
  Lee, Alex Barkov, Roman Yossi, Anze Kopitar.
• 1:24:06
  Connor McDavid, Jamie Benn, Gabe Landeskog. Captains
• 1:24:11
  that have played somewhere in the CHL. No. Okay.
• 1:24:17
  Not bad. I was going to say something similar,
• 1:24:20
  but I'll at least try to, like, play board captains
• 1:24:24
  for their specific, doesn't matter what junior,
• 1:24:28
  what league, but at least a captain for their
• 1:24:31
  respective junior league. No, no. Second to last
• 1:24:34
  name, Alex Ovechkin. Oh, of course, if I want
• 1:24:38
  to wait one more. Nothing. Nothing. Final name,
• 1:24:51
  Sid the Kid, Sidney Crosby. I got nothing. I
• 1:25:13
  know. Stumped on both of them. This one I was
• 1:25:16
  looking for. The longest tenured captains from
• 1:25:19
  10 to 1. Oh, oh. So Crosby's the longest tenured
• 1:25:23
  out of those 10, except for him at the bottom.
• 1:25:25
  Jordan Stahl's the most recent out of the 10
• 1:25:27
  longest. Okay. Obviously, Crosby goes all the
• 1:25:31
  way back to, what, 2006, 2007? And then Ovechkin's,
• 1:25:34
  like, 07, 08. I think Landis Clark was 10, 11.
• 1:25:37
  Ben was, like, 10, 11. Ovechkin didn't get it
• 1:25:40
  until, like, 09, 10. Yeah. The first four, I
• 1:25:43
  think Ben was also 12 -13, but then there was
• 1:25:45
  a huge jump. McDavid didn't get named captain
• 1:25:47
  until 17 -18 or something like that. His second
• 1:25:50
  year in the league. And then Kopitar, Yossi,
• 1:25:53
  Barkov, Lee, and Stalov are all within the same
• 1:25:56
  two -year period of 18 -19 to 19 -20. Those are
• 1:26:00
  the longest tenured captains from 10 -1. Oh,
• 1:26:05
  damn. I really thought you were going to at least
• 1:26:08
  get the cover athlete one, but I think I did
• 1:26:11
  good. I think I really did good on the order
• 1:26:13
  for that one. I had to watch after last week
• 1:26:14
  or after last episode putting fucking Alex Lyon
• 1:26:18
  at the second one or third one or whatever it
• 1:26:19
  was. And you are welcome for a completely fucking
• 1:26:23
  good order. But the last thing I think we wanted
• 1:26:27
  to touch on this week was award predictions.
• 1:26:30
  Oh, shit. I completely forgot about that. I'm
• 1:26:33
  not going to lie to you. I mean, Lawnmower is
• 1:26:36
  pretty damn easy to think about. Yeah, we can
• 1:26:43
  go down the list and just name off a couple names
• 1:26:48
  of what we think could. The Art Ross obviously
• 1:26:52
  is the player who leads the league in points.
• 1:26:55
  I think there's only two names that can reasonably
• 1:26:59
  do it. That'd be Nate Mack and Leon Dreisaitl.
• 1:27:03
  Kucherov could, if he has a really good last
• 1:27:07
  couple games, he could do it. But it's really
• 1:27:09
  looking like it's going to be probably Nate Mack.
• 1:27:12
  I think it'd be his second straight. Didn't he
• 1:27:14
  get it last year? I want to see. Or did Cooch
• 1:27:19
  steal last year? I don't remember. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:27:22
  I don't. That one's kind of a given for who can
• 1:27:26
  win that one. Next up, you got the Calder. The
• 1:27:33
  best rookie. This one can go many different ways.
• 1:27:37
  You got Sal Brini, you got Smith, both in San
• 1:27:41
  Jose. You've got that Russian kid out in Philadelphia.
• 1:27:44
  That's who I have. Matthew Michkov. Three names
• 1:27:48
  I have are Matthew Michkov, Lane Hudson out of
• 1:27:50
  Montreal, who's having the year of his life as
• 1:27:53
  a rookie, and then Dustin Wolfe, the goaltender
• 1:27:55
  from Calgary. Dustin can really, really make
• 1:27:58
  a good player. When's the last time a goalie
• 1:27:59
  won the Calder? Was it... Andrew Hammond in,
• 1:28:04
  like, 03, 04. I can't remember. It's been at
• 1:28:07
  least 20 -something years since the goal. It's
• 1:28:09
  been a long time. I have Macklin Celebrini as
• 1:28:11
  an honorable mention. I mean, he's still having
• 1:28:14
  a great year, but, I mean, he did get injured.
• 1:28:15
  But at the same time last year, so did Conor
• 1:28:17
  Bedard, and he still went on to win the Colter.
• 1:28:20
  So that's why I'm still putting Celebrini as
• 1:28:22
  a... Steve Mason in 2009. Steve Mason won a Colter.
• 1:28:26
  Steve Mason in 09. And Rykoff in 04. Rykoff,
• 1:28:31
  not Hammond. You've got Nabokov in 0 -1, and
• 1:28:34
  that's all the goaltenders this side of the Millennium
• 1:28:37
  Tournament. I did not know Steve Mason won one.
• 1:28:40
  Yeah, otherwise you've got Brodeur, Ed Belfort.
• 1:28:45
  I'm going way back. I'm in the 80s now. Tom Brasso.
• 1:28:49
  Okay, back to reality. I mean, Wolf could win
• 1:28:52
  it. He's having a hell of a year. He really is.
• 1:28:56
  If I were to choose out of all those, I'm honestly
• 1:28:59
  going to go to... The Philly guy, I'm going to
• 1:29:02
  say Michkov. But, I mean, popularity contest,
• 1:29:06
  I could see going to Celebrini. You know, just
• 1:29:09
  that first overall pick favorite. I think that's
• 1:29:13
  going to be more of an obvious choice. I think
• 1:29:16
  my three was, of course, obviously, Lane Hudson,
• 1:29:21
  Mitch Jacob, and then Dustin Wolfe were mine.
• 1:29:25
  But I think Salabrini is probably more going
• 1:29:27
  to be the... I can see him winning. It's a popularity
• 1:29:30
  contest. Yeah, that's what I said. It's a popularity...
• 1:29:33
  Well, since we're just talking about Dustin Wolf,
• 1:29:35
  let's stay on that thing and let's go to the
• 1:29:38
  Vesna. Who do we think can win the Vesna? Wow.
• 1:29:42
  I have three clear -cut that I think could win
• 1:29:44
  it. Then I have an honorable mention that I think
• 1:29:45
  should be in the running. I think Dustin Wolf
• 1:29:50
  should be in the running. For Vesna, too? For
• 1:29:52
  Vesna, too. You think so? For what he's doing
• 1:29:54
  as a rookie up in Calgary. I mean, I'm sorry,
• 1:29:58
  Calgary isn't the best team. No. But they're
• 1:30:01
  still in the hunt. They're still a bubble team.
• 1:30:03
  A big part of that goes to Justin Rolfe himself.
• 1:30:07
  I mean, kids won 25 games out of 48 starts. I
• 1:30:13
  mean, he's 25 -16 -7 record. 2 .63 goals against
• 1:30:18
  a .910 save percentage. Pretty damn good as a
• 1:30:23
  rookie. My three frontrunners I have, honestly,
• 1:30:28
  being Conor Hellenbach, Andrzej Bazalewski, I
• 1:30:31
  think, is back in that running, and Jake Ottinger.
• 1:30:34
  The Ottinger, Hellenbach one are up for the cut.
• 1:30:38
  They're the ones you expect to be there until
• 1:30:41
  one of them gets seriously injured or falls off
• 1:30:43
  a cliff. Vassie is back to playing how Vassie
• 1:30:46
  plays, and he's also doing really fucking good
• 1:30:49
  this year. But the honorable mention that I have
• 1:30:51
  that I think he should be in the running, but
• 1:30:53
  it won't because of those three, Darcy Kemper.
• 1:30:57
  He's having a hell of a year up in L .A. Or over
• 1:30:59
  in L .A. He's having a hell of a year. Heck of
• 1:31:03
  a year aside from injuries. Yeah, I mean, he's
• 1:31:06
  having a very good year. And then Big Steve Davis
• 1:31:08
  already stepped in, too. David had a really good
• 1:31:11
  one, too, over there. Big Rich and Kemper. I'd
• 1:31:17
  like to see Ottinger get one. I think Hellbuck
• 1:31:20
  got it last year. But I'd like to see Oninger
• 1:31:23
  win one because he's insane. I think he's still
• 1:31:26
  only 25, 26 years old. Yeah, actually, so Hellbuck
• 1:31:31
  has gotten it twice. He's gotten it twice now.
• 1:31:34
  So going back, you've got Hellbuck, Allmark,
• 1:31:38
  Sterkin, Fleury, Hellbuck, Dassey, Peke, Sergei,
• 1:31:44
  Bobrovsky, Holtby, Price, Rask. Bobrovsky, Dunquist,
• 1:31:49
  Thomas, Miller. All the way back to 2010. Miller!
• 1:31:54
  Miller! Man, Marnie Brodeur won it quite a few
• 1:32:00
  times. Yeah, dude. He was good for a very long
• 1:32:03
  time. I mean, Tim Thomas won it twice. Brodeur's
• 1:32:06
  won it four times. Hasek's won it a handful of
• 1:32:10
  times. One, two, three, four, five, six times.
• 1:32:14
  For Hasek? Hasek, 94, 95, 97, 98, 99, 01. Damn.
• 1:32:20
  It's only like three straight. 97, 98, 99. Damn.
• 1:32:26
  I think my honorable mention is Kemper. I think
• 1:32:31
  my top three are Bobrowski, Hellebuck, and Odinger.
• 1:32:36
  I could see Bobrowski in there too, honestly.
• 1:32:39
  I would say Mazzy is also another honorable too.
• 1:32:44
  Let's switch ships again. I mean, get the quick
• 1:32:45
  one out of the way, the Rocket Richard. I think
• 1:32:47
  there's only one clear -cut winner. It's going
• 1:32:49
  to be Landry. I don't think we need to touch
• 1:32:51
  on that one. But the heart, the MVP. Who do we
• 1:32:54
  think can win MVP? Honestly, after what we saw
• 1:32:59
  today, I think Alex Ovechkin deserves a shot
• 1:33:02
  at it, man. What he's doing at 39 years old,
• 1:33:06
  man, I mean, I really think he deserves to at
• 1:33:10
  least be in the conversation of it. I mean, 42
• 1:33:13
  goals was part of it. He's 42 goals now? 42 goals
• 1:33:17
  at 39 years old. He's top three. In like 65 games
• 1:33:20
  or something like that? And missed a handful
• 1:33:22
  of games because of a broken leg. Broken leg.
• 1:33:24
  Broken leg. Like, I'm sorry, but who the fuck
• 1:33:28
  are you again? And how are you so goddamn good?
• 1:33:31
  I don't get it. He should be in the running.
• 1:33:33
  Do I think he will be at the end of the day because
• 1:33:35
  of some of the other guys? Probably not, but
• 1:33:37
  he 100 % should be. He's on my list for top three.
• 1:33:40
  Round of my top three, I think Nate Mack's obviously
• 1:33:42
  going to be up there as well. You're going to
• 1:33:44
  go with the last five winners. Nate Mack, Connor
• 1:33:47
  McDavid, Matthews, Leon, and Kucherov. I have
• 1:33:51
  Kucherov up there as well. Ovi, Nate Mack, and
• 1:33:55
  Kucherov is my top three. Honestly, I think my
• 1:33:58
  top three was Ovi, Matthews, and McKinnon. But
• 1:34:04
  I think Ovi should be the one to get it this
• 1:34:07
  year. I think only two more that I think we should
• 1:34:09
  touch on that we know most about being the Norris
• 1:34:12
  and the Jack Adams. The Norris obviously being
• 1:34:15
  the best defenseman. I only have two for this
• 1:34:18
  one that I have an honorable mention as well.
• 1:34:20
  My top two being Kel McCarr and Quinn Hughes.
• 1:34:23
  I think those were kind of... Those are no -brainers.
• 1:34:28
  No -brainers. Kel McCarr is Kel McCarr and Quinn
• 1:34:31
  Hughes is Quinn Hughes. They're both very good.
• 1:34:36
  For the system of both these teams, Makar, I
• 1:34:40
  think, is going to be a lifetime Mav. Quinn's
• 1:34:44
  probably a lifetime. He's going to be a Canuck
• 1:34:46
  for at least a long time. Honorable mention,
• 1:34:48
  though, because of how he's been able to carry
• 1:34:51
  this team through everything they've been through,
• 1:34:54
  especially this past offseason, I've seen Zach
• 1:34:56
  Wierenski. Yeah, he's been kind of under the
• 1:35:00
  radar very good this year in a very not -so -good
• 1:35:04
  Columbus team. But you know that this team every
• 1:35:06
  day, they're trying their best to win then for
• 1:35:08
  Johnny. So you know this year was all for pride.
• 1:35:11
  All for pride, not for Johnny, man. I think he
• 1:35:13
  has done a very good job as a D -man. That veteran,
• 1:35:16
  I think probably the most veteran D -man. The
• 1:35:19
  longest tenured player on that team, I think.
• 1:35:21
  He's the number one guy there. Yeah, he's the
• 1:35:24
  number one guy there. I think he is the longest
• 1:35:26
  tenured guy on that team now. I think he deserves
• 1:35:30
  at least an honorable mention to be in the discussion
• 1:35:32
  for it. Finally, the Jack Adams Coach of the
• 1:35:39
  Year. Again, I have three, and then I have an
• 1:35:42
  honorable mention. My top three, I think Craig
• 1:35:45
  Brubé out of Toronto. I think he has it on his
• 1:35:48
  first year coming into that, a team that has
• 1:35:51
  been just heartbroken time after time after time,
• 1:35:54
  first -round exit after first -round exit, still
• 1:35:57
  able to keep this team heads up and pushing them
• 1:35:59
  to the finish line again to take another shot
• 1:36:03
  at it. As your coach, are we going to see a different
• 1:36:07
  result this time? Who knows? Bruce Castillo.
• 1:36:10
  Oh, not Bruce Castillo. Montgomery. Whoever's
• 1:36:12
  in fucking St. Louis. Jim Montgomery? Yeah, Montgomery.
• 1:36:16
  He's in St. Louis now? Remember, he got fired
• 1:36:18
  like three hours later. Oh, hey, he's in St.
• 1:36:20
  Louis now. Oh. So, and the bender that they've
• 1:36:26
  been on as of recently, like... They're on a
• 1:36:30
  10 -12 game winning streak. Yeah, they're on
• 1:36:33
  fire right now. Bennington's been playing out
• 1:36:35
  of his mind, too. So Montgomery deserves to be...
• 1:36:37
  Honestly, now that I think about it, you could
• 1:36:39
  possibly put Bennington as a mention for the
• 1:36:42
  Vesna, too, but he's been playing out of his
• 1:36:44
  mind this year. Ever since Four Nations, he's
• 1:36:47
  been out of his mind. That's definitely a morale
• 1:36:50
  booster for him playing in that tournament. Yeah,
• 1:36:53
  and that final win, man, just... You can tell
• 1:36:56
  he's... Still the same whiny bitch, but he can
• 1:37:00
  back it up. I haven't seen too much of it as
• 1:37:02
  of recently. But, you know, he deserves to run
• 1:37:07
  his mouth after that tournament. But, yeah, I
• 1:37:09
  was going to say, I feel like we can overlook
• 1:37:11
  with how he plays. My other two that I think
• 1:37:16
  are in the front running are Spencer Carberry
• 1:37:17
  from Washington and Scott Arnie, first year out
• 1:37:20
  of Winnipeg. Again. New guy coming into that
• 1:37:23
  team that, again, has had playoff struggles,
• 1:37:26
  was able to go in there and get them right back
• 1:37:28
  into the playoffs, right where they rightfully
• 1:37:30
  belong, I think, with how well they've been playing
• 1:37:31
  this year. I'm going to be an honorable mention
• 1:37:34
  to John Cooper out of Tampa Bay. Losing your
• 1:37:37
  team captain, the guy that literally has been
• 1:37:39
  probably, I think, the captain of the team since
• 1:37:41
  he's been there, that's all he knows. Well, after
• 1:37:44
  St. Louis left. How long has Cooper been there?
• 1:37:49
  Years. I know he's been there for quite some
• 1:37:51
  time. I don't know if St. Louis would have still
• 1:37:54
  been there when Cooper came in. I know Lekevi
• 1:37:58
  and Louise were captains while Stamkos was there.
• 1:38:06
  Early on in his career, at least. I think it's
• 1:38:15
  very possible that any one of those four can
• 1:38:17
  win. Yeah, that's about all I got for now. He
• 1:38:24
  was announced the interim head coach on March
• 1:38:28
  25th, 2013. 2013, okay. 2013. Obviously being
• 1:38:35
  the longest tenure. Why would he still have been
• 1:38:38
  there then? John Cooper, currently 57, has never
• 1:38:44
  seen the Toronto Maple Leafs win a Stanley Cup.
• 1:38:48
  He was born August 23, 1967, out of Prince George,
• 1:38:53
  B .C., Canada. That leaves him to win, what,
• 1:38:55
  May of 67? Yep. They still only won two rounds.
• 1:39:02
  That's still a crazy stat. The fact is, you know...
• 1:39:04
  They have never won more than two rounds in franchise
• 1:39:07
  history. Even though they have won, what, 11
• 1:39:10
  cups, 13 cups? They have never won more than
• 1:39:12
  two rounds. That's an unbelievable stat. They've
• 1:39:16
  won at least 22 rounds between the start of their
• 1:39:20
  franchise and 67. 22 rounds. At least. I'm sure
• 1:39:25
  there's definitely a couple appearance in the
• 1:39:27
  finals and losses, but... Well, that's what I'm
• 1:39:29
  saying. At least. Yeah, at least. And then, you
• 1:39:32
  know, I'm pretty sure they have more... They
• 1:39:34
  have more round wins between their start and
• 1:39:38
  67 from 67 to 2002. Or 2001, sorry. That's crazy.
• 1:39:46
  I think that about does it, boys. You got anything
• 1:39:48
  else to add? Nope. I can do a quick skim through
• 1:39:51
  our chat here, see if there's anything else you
• 1:39:55
  want to bring up. There's a lot of bullshit that
• 1:39:57
  went on in the chat, by the way. Yeah, there's
• 1:39:59
  a lot. I think we about touched on just about
• 1:40:06
  everything. That five -overtime game Colin sent
• 1:40:08
  in earlier. Cape Breton Screaming Eagles winning
• 1:40:10
  in five overtimes. Dude, that's almost three
• 1:40:16
  whole freaking games right there. Could you just
• 1:40:21
  imagine playing three games for the price of
• 1:40:25
  one? Oh, I didn't realize that the OHL had done
• 1:40:31
  this. The Overtime Heroes, where depending on
• 1:40:37
  the playoff round, if a player scores an OT goal,
• 1:40:42
  X amount of money goes to a charity of their
• 1:40:44
  choice. For Game 3, Zach and Ierea, Zach Preck
• 1:40:48
  scored that OT winner. $2 ,000 went to a charity
• 1:40:56
  of his choice. I forget what charity he chose.
• 1:40:58
  That's pretty cool, though. That's awesome. First
• 1:41:01
  round was $2 ,000. Second round was $3 ,000.
• 1:41:05
  $4 ,000 is the third round. And $5 ,000 in the
• 1:41:09
  finals. From the OHL. I hope we get seven overtimes
• 1:41:14
  in the finals. I want all overtimes. All seven
• 1:41:19
  games to go to overtime. All overtimes, every
• 1:41:22
  single game from here on out. It would be, what,
• 1:41:23
  $35 ,000 of charity in the finals alone? Yeah.
• 1:41:26
  That'd be insane. Like, I don't care who wins,
• 1:41:30
  just go for it. Every single game from here on
• 1:41:32
  out, let's go to overtime. It might be kind of
• 1:41:35
  stroke -worthy, but we're going to be like, oh,
• 1:41:38
  God damn it. Why the fuck do we just do this?
• 1:41:42
  Yeah, that is really awesome. That's a good thing
• 1:41:44
  to bring up. That's awesome. I totally forgot
• 1:41:48
  about that. Again, after that game 3, I saw that
• 1:41:53
  pop up from Saginaw's Facebook page. I'm like,
• 1:41:58
  what is this about? Because people were asking
• 1:41:59
  it. I was like, okay, I'll do my research. That's
• 1:42:02
  what I came up as. And apparently every single
• 1:42:04
  player has this picked out. One charity that
• 1:42:08
  they really love and want to go for. That's pretty
• 1:42:11
  awesome. I love that. I think that does it for
• 1:42:14
  this week's episode of the Book Buster Podcast.
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• 1:43:00
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• 1:43:02
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• 1:43:04
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