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Happy 4th, Comedy Roulette, MTH Chasing Fireworks, Acting Parentlike and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them the bus busy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to.
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  Speaker 6: Show to.
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  Speaker 4: Joy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joy, you don't you love you?
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  Speaker 4: Turn?
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn, got.
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  Speaker 1: To turn the mouse to turn.
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  Speaker 7: You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the
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  Speaker 7: water of the money up.
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  Speaker 6: Come come on, you'll think, ah.
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  Speaker 2: Huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 6: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. I have something, and it so describes how
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  Speaker 6: I was living. It so captures the feelings that I
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  Speaker 6: had about beginning on the pathway of my dreams. It
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  Speaker 6: so describes how I felt when I was about to
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  Speaker 6: attempt something. And I have some striking news for you.
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  Speaker 6: It describes often how I feel still today to a degree.
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  Speaker 6: So let me tell you what that is. Here's an
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  Speaker 6: analogy that I've heard a couple of different ways, but
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  Speaker 6: I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to where
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  Speaker 6: I can drink it better, and I think it fits
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  Speaker 6: my personality to describe it to people best this way.
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  Speaker 6: I've talked often about the urgency of doing something with
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  Speaker 6: your life. Of getting started today, of stopping the procrastination
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  Speaker 6: and putting it off, and waiting on all your ducks
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  Speaker 6: to line up in a row, and waiting until the
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  Speaker 6: stars aligned themselves. If you're waiting on such a thing,
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  Speaker 6: you're never gonna get started. I don't know too many
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  Speaker 6: people who can say that all the ducks just lined
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  Speaker 6: up in the row.
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  Speaker 2: Things happen. Even when you get them lined up.
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  Speaker 6: One of the ducks get out of line, or somebody
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  Speaker 6: knock over the domino.
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  Speaker 2: Something happens. But here's the point I'm getting at.
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  Speaker 6: God has so many blessings available to you. You who's listening.
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  Speaker 6: God has so many blessings available to you from where
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  Speaker 6: you are right now. I don't care what you've gotten
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  Speaker 6: yourself into or what you've done. God has so many
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  Speaker 6: blessings that he can send your way. But you have
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  Speaker 6: to do something.
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  Speaker 2: See a lot of.
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  Speaker 6: People just sit around and go man, I don't and
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  Speaker 6: something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,
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  Speaker 6: You're always doing this. You always do man, do nothing
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  Speaker 6: come my way? Listen to me. If nothing ever comes
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  Speaker 6: your way. You know why that is. It's because you're
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  Speaker 6: not doing anything. I promise you you're not. Here's a deal.
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  Speaker 6: God has all these blessings he wants to send you,
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  Speaker 6: but you got to give him something to work with. Now,
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  Speaker 6: come on, God will bless you. God can touch people's
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  Speaker 6: hearts on your behalf. He can move situations around for you.
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  Speaker 6: He can align the stars. He can set the ducks
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  Speaker 6: up in the row. But align the stars and move
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  Speaker 6: people around, and touch people's hearts and set the ducks
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  Speaker 6: up in the row. For what have you put forth
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  Speaker 6: any effort? Have you made a single step in any
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  Speaker 6: direction to do the right thing or go the right
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  Speaker 6: way that he gives him something to put his finger on.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, man, God can only bless you according to
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  Speaker 6: your faith. If you have a little bit of faith,
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  Speaker 6: give him that. Let him work with that. You know, man,
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  Speaker 6: I didn't always start with these speeches you hear in
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  Speaker 6: the morning. Now. I ain't always had these. I grew
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  Speaker 6: to these. I stumbled my way to these. I messed
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  Speaker 6: up my way to these. Here, I got it wrong
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  Speaker 6: so many times to be able to sound like I
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  Speaker 6: got some sense, I said it often. Failure is a
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  Speaker 6: wonderful teacher. Do you know how many times I have
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  Speaker 6: had to have failed to have what I have in
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  Speaker 6: my head today. I'm telling you, man, it's a process.
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  Speaker 6: People get mad at the process. You got to do
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  Speaker 6: something to give God something to work with. He'll bless you.
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  Speaker 6: But what you want me to bless If you ain't
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  Speaker 6: putting forth any effort, you can get blessed from wherever
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  Speaker 6: you are in your life, wherever your starting point is,
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  Speaker 6: wherever you find yourself wound up, you can get it
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  Speaker 6: back from there. I've done it, man, by the grace
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  Speaker 6: of God, I've done it. I got over man. I
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  Speaker 6: learned some things along the way. Because here's the deal.
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  Speaker 6: As long as God keeps waking you up in the morning,
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  Speaker 6: he ain't through with you yet. When he's done, you're done.
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  Speaker 6: But if God still has a plan for you you
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  Speaker 6: wake up in the morning, he still got some more
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  Speaker 6: work for you to do.
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  Speaker 2: You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 6: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 6: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 6: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 6: walk towards him a little bit. Here's the deal. I
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  Speaker 6: know it's hard for the average person to start because
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  Speaker 6: the fear of the unknown is incredible.
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  Speaker 2: What if I fail? What if I don't get picked.
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  Speaker 6: You know, one of the hardest things I ever did
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  Speaker 6: was walking in to quit my job.
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, let me tell you about that day when
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  Speaker 2: I decided that I.
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  Speaker 6: Was gonna be a full time comedian after winning an
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  Speaker 6: amateur night one time, quitting your job, following your dream,
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  Speaker 6: going for it despite all the nay says, it's like
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  Speaker 6: stepping off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off
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  Speaker 6: the edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing,
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  Speaker 6: but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I
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  Speaker 6: stepped off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open
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  Speaker 6: and allow me to drift down. See. I've never scott
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  Speaker 6: dived before, but I would imagine part of the thrill.
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  Speaker 6: And I don't know this because I'm not going to
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  Speaker 6: scot Dive to find out. I think part of the
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  Speaker 6: thrill for people is the danger part of throwing yourself
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  Speaker 6: out a plane and how it feels to be free falling,
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  Speaker 6: but the whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating
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  Speaker 6: over the top moment. You have got to believe, in
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  Speaker 6: your heart of hearts, you have got to hope with
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  Speaker 6: everything in you that when you pull this cord the
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  Speaker 6: shoot opens or else. This ain't a good move at all.
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  Speaker 6: But you've packed your shoot yourself. You've taken the lessons,
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  Speaker 6: so you go ahead and you make the leap. Now,
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  Speaker 6: the only thing about quitting your job and following your
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  Speaker 6: dream is you ain't really been trained all that good
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  Speaker 6: for this. You done packed your shoot, but you ain't
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  Speaker 6: never opened it before. So I walked off this cliff,
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  Speaker 6: That's what it was like. And you following your dreamers
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  Speaker 6: like you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where
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  Speaker 6: people don't never make the jump. They see somebody like
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  Speaker 6: myself who jumped off the cliff and the parachute don't
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  Speaker 6: open right away, and I hit a couple of rocks
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  Speaker 6: on the way down.
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  Speaker 2: I got my back cut up pretty bad.
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  Speaker 6: They see that three years living in a car, man
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  Speaker 6: he got it life toe down jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see, what you
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  Speaker 6: don't understand is you don't know it, but eventually the
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  Speaker 6: shoot will open. I'm at the parachute opening part.
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  Speaker 2: Of my life.
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  Speaker 6: Man were to SHOOTE then open, and I'm drifting and
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  Speaker 6: I'm able to guide my chute over to Paris and glide.
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  Speaker 6: I've glided over the African and seen what it looked like.
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  Speaker 2: It's a slow ride down.
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  Speaker 6: When the pass chute finally opened and my back didn't
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  Speaker 6: heel too and the cuts that I had on me,
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  Speaker 6: I remember now I know how.
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  Speaker 2: To stay away from the edge.
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  Speaker 6: But the Paris chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my
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  Speaker 6: life for the first time. I'm gliding, but I got
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  Speaker 6: hit up against the rock. I can see more. I
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  Speaker 6: get a chance to see more things. I get to
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  Speaker 6: glide and see more parts of the world. I'm living
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  Speaker 6: my dream. Your parachute is going to open, but I'll
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  Speaker 6: tell you one thing for shore, It'll never open if
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  Speaker 6: you don't step off that cliff. You got to step
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  Speaker 6: off that cliff. God to get the passchute open for you.
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  Speaker 6: But you got to jump, baby. That's the hard part,
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  Speaker 6: ain't it? Now?
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  Speaker 2: Question is the end of this story right here today?
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  Speaker 2: When you jumping.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen. Can I have your attention please? And
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  Speaker 6: the reason I'm asking for it is because when I
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  Speaker 6: get it, I'm gonna do something with it. Now now
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  Speaker 6: that I have your attention, here we go you're about
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  Speaker 6: to be enlightened, a little bit frightened, educated, but then
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  Speaker 6: sometimes a little miseducated. You're gonna be entertained, while at
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  Speaker 6: the same time start the process of being interchanged. Then
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  Speaker 6: we're gonna stimulate, but we're not gonna try to annihilate.
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  Speaker 9: And in other.
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  Speaker 6: Words, when you summer all this up and the words
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  Speaker 6: of one of my dear, dear friends, the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 6: Morning Show is about to tare a mouth out And
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  Speaker 6: how we say it, that's how we s relly, welcome
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  Speaker 6: to the show, Sureley straw Ben.
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  Speaker 10: That is what we do.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, good morning, let.
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  Speaker 2: Her for real?
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  Speaker 4: Good morning. What's happening crew?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Julia morning. You ain't like yet?
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  Speaker 2: Mouth evil nephew, Tommy, have your mouth out? Hey, just
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  Speaker 2: take it?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, tongue and all gums all that's will that anything
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  Speaker 6: in there?
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  Speaker 8: Where do you have dental work?
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  Speaker 6: Let more money?
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  Speaker 9: Feeling you're gonna need some more work?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you look good today, Steve.
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  Speaker 10: You're feeling all right?
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  Speaker 6: Hell? Yeah, you know, I feel pretty good man. I've
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  Speaker 6: changed my attitude and I feel really great. I've taken everything,
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  Speaker 6: everything that I used to have to do, I've turned
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  Speaker 6: it around and said I get to do it. Has
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  Speaker 6: made world of difference. My days are going much smoother.
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  Speaker 6: I've implemented the thought process of gratitude and everything I do,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm just watching God to see what he got
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  Speaker 6: from me next, because He's always taking care of me.
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  Speaker 6: And I lived my life in the expectation that there's
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  Speaker 6: some greater things on the horizon, and I'm just watchful. Now.
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  Speaker 6: What I always try to make sure I do now
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  Speaker 6: is I try to give something for God to put
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  Speaker 6: his finger on. You know, God can touch it for you.
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  Speaker 6: I just try to give him something to touch. You know,
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  Speaker 6: I put it. I got a lot of balls in there.
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  Speaker 6: You know, he could take any one of them balls
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  Speaker 6: he want to and just blow it up.
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  Speaker 1: He was going to do that, but no, he did.
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  Speaker 8: He did this, and it turns out it's better.
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  Speaker 6: Surely. I can't really tell you how many times what
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  Speaker 6: I wanted and what he gave me it was two
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  Speaker 6: different things.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, how I.
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  Speaker 6: Want it and how he gave it to me was different,
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  Speaker 6: and it was way better than what I want.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because his thoughts are not our thoughts.
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  Speaker 6: Man, such a blessing man to come to the realization
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  Speaker 6: of how this actually works. Man, I wish I could
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  Speaker 6: teach people how it works without sound and preaching, because
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  Speaker 6: I'm not really qualified to do that.
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  Speaker 2: But I wish I could share with people how it works.
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  Speaker 6: Man. That's doable. But you can do that all the time.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 11: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
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  Speaker 11: that prank back right after this. You're listening Hard Morning
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  Speaker 11: show right now, Nephew Tommy is here with run that
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  Speaker 11: brank back.
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  Speaker 8: What you got for its neph We're.
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  Speaker 2: Going to run it back again.
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  Speaker 6: Stolen car, let's go, goddam.
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  Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. A Trevor Police Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: that's name, sir. You purchased a navy blue from a
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  Speaker 12: used car lot dealership called car Lot.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe six or seven months ago, am
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  Speaker 2: I right?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 13: It was six months ago?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: Now you've been paying notes on this car, I know,
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  Speaker 12: for the last six months, and you know I hate
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  Speaker 12: to be a burden of bad news. Actually, my name
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  Speaker 12: is Detective Justin and I'm giving you a call to
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  Speaker 12: let you know that the actual vehicle, this two thousand
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  Speaker 12: and one Navy blueesh that you purchased, is actually a
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  Speaker 12: stolen vehicle. And we've actually been looking for this car
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  Speaker 12: for the last I've been pretty much close to a
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  Speaker 12: year now, maybe a little over a year, we've been
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  Speaker 12: looking for this.
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  Speaker 2: I work in the Auto theft.
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  Speaker 12: Division, and hold on, detective justin, sir, and I'm in
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  Speaker 12: the Auto theft division here at the police department.
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  Speaker 13: I think you got the wrong I think you got
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  Speaker 13: the wrong guys man, because what was it?
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  Speaker 12: No, sir, And I've done the trace on and I
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  Speaker 12: know this is probably a shock to you, but we're
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  Speaker 12: right on point with this thing. You've got a two
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  Speaker 12: thousand and one Navy blue. You did buy it. You
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  Speaker 12: did buy it at the car lot dealership, and that uh,
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  Speaker 12: and it's the exact one that the license plate shirt
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  Speaker 12: they do match up. And uh, I know this is
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  Speaker 12: a bit of a shock to you, but your car
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  Speaker 12: is actually a stolen car. So the dealership, sir, actually
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  Speaker 12: sold you a stolen car. And I know you did
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  Speaker 12: not know that. I know that it was not any
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  Speaker 12: information that you already knew. And I know you thought
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  Speaker 12: that you were just purchasing a legitimate car, but you
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  Speaker 12: have a stolen car, mister Trevor.
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  Speaker 13: No, no, I think you got the wrong first, because
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  Speaker 13: this car is not stolen.
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  Speaker 14: For real, this is sir.
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  Speaker 12: I can go all day with you and try to
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  Speaker 12: make you understand what's going on here, and I know
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  Speaker 12: it's probably some some blurry information that's not clear to you,
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  Speaker 12: but at the end of the day, your car is stolen.
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  Speaker 12: I am gonna have to either get someone to come
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  Speaker 12: out and impound it or you.
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  Speaker 13: No, no, I think y'all might need to go back
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  Speaker 13: over y'all records, man, because I think y'all real. I
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  Speaker 13: think y'all got the wrong person, sir.
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  Speaker 6: For real, I'm gonna tell you once and i'm gonna
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  Speaker 6: tell you again.
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  Speaker 12: You have a car that's stolen that I have to
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  Speaker 12: have in my possession by the end.
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  Speaker 2: Of the day.
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  Speaker 13: Now, the end of the day, for real.
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  Speaker 12: Man, you got sir, you have a stolen car, and
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  Speaker 12: you're gonna need to bring that car into the police
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  Speaker 12: station so we can get this thing rectified.
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  Speaker 15: Man, for real, Man, hold on, let me talk about this.
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  Speaker 13: Man. I don't know about all this. She's telling it
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  Speaker 13: for real.
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  Speaker 12: Sir, I understand what you're saying, but do you realize
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  Speaker 12: you're talking to a police officer here.
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  Speaker 2: I am detective. I am detective Justin.
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  Speaker 13: I am who you are, man, I'm them.
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  Speaker 2: Is no longer, sir.
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  Speaker 12: We've had to actually shut them down for the time
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  Speaker 12: being until we get quite a few cars rectified that.
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  Speaker 12: I've got more than just your vehicle, Sir, that's been
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  Speaker 12: that that has auto theft tied to its hold. That's
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  Speaker 12: two things. Either you're gonna bring it to me or
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna come get it now.
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  Speaker 15: Which one do you want to do to You ain't
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  Speaker 15: coming to get for real, sir.
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  Speaker 12: I don't want to have this to have to get
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  Speaker 12: go to a level of where it doesn't need to be.
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  Speaker 2: But I need to get that car in my possession.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, look, look, look listen while I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you listening, I'm listening, sir.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, Look, unless somebody's gonna take me my three hundred
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  Speaker 15: seventy seven and fifty two cents I've been paying for
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  Speaker 15: the last six months, unless you're gonna tay me that,
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  Speaker 15: give me back my trent in that get this man,
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  Speaker 15: I ain't out here. What you're talking about for real? No,
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  Speaker 15: it is a he's coming at me with man. I
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  Speaker 15: worked too hard to be keeping up these notes like here, man,
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  Speaker 15: I got that. Am I ready to take care? And
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  Speaker 15: you come to I am like you trying to take
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  Speaker 15: my car because something that happened before.
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  Speaker 14: I bar it. I don't even know this is true.
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  Speaker 15: Like I said, I thank you missed it. I think
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  Speaker 15: you've got me missed over with somebody else.
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  Speaker 14: What y'all just not coming in and me talking this.
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  Speaker 13: I ain't heard nothing about this before, sir.
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  Speaker 12: It's taking us a while to actually track down the
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  Speaker 12: car and actually find out exactly where it was. I've
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  Speaker 12: tracked this car for the last eight nine months, and
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  Speaker 12: I finally found that you are the one that's actually
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  Speaker 12: has it in your possession. It happens all the time.
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  Speaker 12: It's an unlikely situation. But I got to get you
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  Speaker 12: to bring it in and I'm.
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  Speaker 15: I ain't bring it. You know what I mean, I
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  Speaker 15: ain't bring it. I got coming to get me. Somebody
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  Speaker 15: give me my three hundred seventy dollars fifty two cents
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  Speaker 15: I've been paying for the last six months.
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  Speaker 13: Trust in my back, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you're probably long gone by now.
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  Speaker 14: It's probably that's what I'm something.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, then then y'all can need at least just come
• 18:53
  Speaker 15: with the money.
• 18:53
  Speaker 14: Come with the money.
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: I just don't get him, know, rossing somewhere on, sir,
• 18:57
  Speaker 12: I'm not I can't sit here and negotiate with you.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I'm just a detail if that's on this actual case.
• 19:02
  Speaker 12: And I know it's a trying situation, but I am
• 19:04
  Speaker 12: going to have to send some officers out there that
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: that do this.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Type of thing. They pick up these cars and bring
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: them into the I wish you.
• 19:12
  Speaker 15: Would send somebody out here to get my car. But
• 19:14
  Speaker 15: if you came to go okay with me, you need
• 19:16
  Speaker 15: to find somebody.
• 19:17
  Speaker 13: Can no, you know.
• 19:20
  Speaker 15: You bring somebody out here if you want to, don't
• 19:23
  Speaker 15: bring somebody.
• 19:24
  Speaker 14: I got them.
• 19:25
  Speaker 15: I didn't like it to man, I'm working the great
• 19:28
  Speaker 15: ship count up in all the time. They gotta stay
• 19:31
  Speaker 15: and they took man, I'm working tot and try to
• 19:33
  Speaker 15: get this car. Man, So bring out here if you
• 19:36
  Speaker 15: want to for real.
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: Sure, hush, sure, sir, come, I gotta get you calm down,
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: ill me.
• 19:43
  Speaker 15: You told me about my car stolen, and y'all talking
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: about something to get.
• 19:46
  Speaker 14: It from me.
• 19:48
  Speaker 12: Sure, I know this is a surprise, and I understand that.
• 19:51
  Speaker 12: And you got a great you got an honest living,
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: an honest job, and understand that. But some people have
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: done some dishonest things. And that's what's happened here.
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Somebody says, my.
• 19:59
  Speaker 15: Fuck my problem right there? That is the problem was
• 20:03
  Speaker 15: a deal with when I first got it, write her problem.
• 20:06
  Speaker 15: Now I'm not understanding that. All I'm saying is is.
• 20:09
  Speaker 14: Your co with my car.
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna y'all, look, that's all I'm saying.
• 20:13
  Speaker 12: You know what, I don't want to go any further.
• 20:15
  Speaker 12: Can I say one more thing than you can?
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: I do that?
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: What this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:21
  Speaker 12: You just got pranked my your cousin Eric. This was
• 20:27
  Speaker 12: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:30
  Speaker 12: What you got prank by your cousin Matt trouble you?
• 20:35
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 20:36
  Speaker 15: Hey, I got even name the cigarette running?
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: All right, man, let me ask you something.
• 20:42
  Speaker 12: You gotta tell me, baby, what's the baddest radio show
• 20:44
  Speaker 12: in the land.
• 20:46
  Speaker 13: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: Okay, we'll be back. You're listening.
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Time for us.
• 20:53
  Speaker 11: The c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
• 20:57
  Speaker 11: the building, ready.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: For your question.
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: And it's Courtney and iHeart A listener says, I'm thirty
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: and dating a man that's thirty one, and he tells
• 21:07
  Speaker 11: me all the time that I'm his soulmate. He's all
• 21:10
  Speaker 11: into me in every way. He gives me baths and pedicures,
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: and he even will polish my toenails if I ask
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: him to.
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: He irons my.
• 21:19
  Speaker 11: Clothes for me daily, and he cleans up the kitchen
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: if I cook. We never argue, and if we ever disagree,
• 21:26
  Speaker 11: we settle it quickly.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Well, it's this letterful, listen.
• 21:30
  Speaker 11: He's so different than any other guy I've dated. My
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: daddy says he's soft and won't make a good husband.
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: How can my daddy make such a negative assumption.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's better to be soft and feel soft. Well,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: nothing says that the man is soft.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: He's just soft to his daddy. Maybe her father's hard
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: and made may and he's a good husband. So he thinking,
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: because this dude a hard, he must be soft. I
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: got lady, If you have no complaints, don't let your
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: father create one.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: This guy's a dream.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: There you go ash, Well, can't say that, all right?
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: What I can't say that because somebody I was gonna say,
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: maybe you should ask your mom how happy she's been
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: with how she would feel with some treatment like that,
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: because your dad he ain't gonna do none of that.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: He that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right? Moving on Keinetra in Memphis Rights.
• 22:31
  Speaker 11: I'm a forty two year old divorced woman and I
• 22:33
  Speaker 11: fell in love with the perfect guy, but I ran
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: him away by being paranoid. I had a rough marriage
• 22:39
  Speaker 11: and my husband cheated, so I developed bad habits like
• 22:43
  Speaker 11: checking his phone and popping up at places he was
• 22:46
  Speaker 11: hanging out. I carried this behavior into my new relationship
• 22:49
  Speaker 11: and was always accusing my new guy of messing around.
• 22:52
  Speaker 11: I want a second chance with him, and I want
• 22:55
  Speaker 11: him to know that I changed. How do I start
• 22:57
  Speaker 11: the conversation with him?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Lugg?
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: You know what?
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: What?
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: Boy?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I was tripping?
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: You know, you know it's so crazy, cause you know,
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: I know you a good man, but I'm so stupid.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: I'd be just checking your phone and you know you
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: ain't even know. I'd be outside the bar waiting on you.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: I'll be in your house and I just you know,
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: I've just been you know, but it was my ex.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: He just made me his way. But and you know what,
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna do that anymore because I think I
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: found what I'm looking for.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 23:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it might work, but I doubt it.
• 23:39
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 23:40
  Speaker 11: So Tony in the Bay Area says, I'm a thirty
• 23:43
  Speaker 11: three year old married man raising my two daughters while
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: my wife is in jail for sixteen months. She committed
• 23:50
  Speaker 11: credit card fraud, and I was clueless when she got arrested.
• 23:54
  Speaker 11: The problem I'm having now is that she only calls
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: us once a week if then she calls her mom daily,
• 24:01
  Speaker 11: and it ticks me off. Her mom said she's still
• 24:04
  Speaker 11: ashamed to talk to me. But I don't believe that
• 24:07
  Speaker 11: she had a whole side hustle that I didn't know about.
• 24:10
  Speaker 11: So do you think she has a side due too?
• 24:13
  Speaker 11: Am I being a fool for waiting for her?
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: Wow?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Whoa a side?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Doude?
• 24:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: He wants to know.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you don't know what.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but bruh, listen to me. Credit card there ain't
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: got nothing to do with the side, dude. She might be,
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: you know, honestly, just embarrassed. The mom could be right,
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: I don't know where you got the other dude.
• 24:41
  Speaker 11: From because she kept back from him, you know, she
• 24:44
  Speaker 11: she more, she keeps secrets.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: So he's okay, Well, well, well okay, okay, then go
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: with that theory, you know, go with that theory and
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: see how that work out for you. Sometimes being parano
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: about stuff that you have no facts on it, it's
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: a waste of time. It's like, why are you're tripping
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: yourself out about something that you don't even have the facts.
• 25:07
  Speaker 12: But uncle, if she lied about that, what he thinking
• 25:10
  Speaker 12: is she probably has some most skeletons, That's what it is.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: Well, excuse me, but nephew, tourmy. Because you lie about
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: one thing, don't mean that you lie about everything.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Well nothing when I lie, well nothing when I lie? No,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: surely no, because.
• 25:27
  Speaker 11: You usually have you know, when you tell one tell
• 25:32
  Speaker 11: another lie another life.
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: But you I mean, I'm just saying this because you
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: lie about one thing, don't mean you're lie about all things. Now,
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: if you want to accept the parent no her, and
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: act on it, then go ahead. But the woman might
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: not have nothing to do with no other dude. She
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: called once a week. She in bad, She called her
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: mama daily. How close once y'all before she went in.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Why not as close as he thought they were.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: Why was you doing all this anyway? I mean, why
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: was she doing all this anyway? Something else is going on, bro,
• 26:08
  Speaker 6: And now you're thinking it's another dude in the picture.
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: When she went to jail for credit card fraud, she
• 26:17
  Speaker 6: didn't go to jail with an accomplish.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: That was a dude.
• 26:19
  Speaker 12: She went by herself. Maybe we need to see what
• 26:22
  Speaker 12: she was buying with the credit card. I mean, we
• 26:24
  Speaker 12: got hotels on it and a whole bunch of other stuff.
• 26:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah. See, you know, why don't we just letting mister
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: negativity here?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: He's a person's raised raising two daughters.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. I don't know how I became negativity.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: I'm negative. She just letting him ask all the little
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: negative asked questions so he can break up this family.
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: All right, we're moving We're moving on.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I know you agree with him, Jay because you ignorant.
• 26:53
  Speaker 11: So.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Understands.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Let's get to this one.
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: Huntsville says, I'm fifty two and I recently met a
• 27:02
  Speaker 11: fifty five year old man on an online dating site.
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: He has never been married, and he is one adult child.
• 27:09
  Speaker 11: I am divorced and I have one child in college.
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: I bought a small house after my divorce, and he's
• 27:14
  Speaker 11: living in a one bedroom apartment. We both are teachers
• 27:17
  Speaker 11: and we're both Baptists. Other than that, we don't seem
• 27:20
  Speaker 11: to be on the same page. To be honest, I
• 27:22
  Speaker 11: had hoped to meet a man that didn't still live
• 27:24
  Speaker 11: in an apartment. Am I focused on the wrong thing?
• 27:26
  Speaker 11: Should I get to know him anyway?
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: Clo?
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: I mean, you got every right to focus on what
• 27:32
  Speaker 6: you want to foc on day your priorities. If you
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: want a man that's a home owner fifty two, then
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: maybe that's one of your qualifications, and you can pass
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: up on a good man. If he ain't never been married,
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: maybe he ain't never had a reason by the house,
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know. Oh, he couldn't live with somebody. He
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: just said he ain't been married. You know, he ain't
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: leaving with nobody, you know?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Clo.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: You could ask mister negativity what he wanted to do
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: agat VERSI let everybody off, you know, let everybody just
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: break up.
• 28:03
  Speaker 10: You're listening.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: Morning show.
• 28:08
  Speaker 10: Right now, Steve?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: What does Jay have going on?
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: Now?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: What is going on?
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: This road trip or reenactment of everybody who's gonna be
• 28:18
  Speaker 7: taking a road trip this summer summertime. Time for a
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: bunch of people to get in the car and ride,
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: and it will sound something like this.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react. React. What
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: is it like when six grown people who work together
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: take a road trip? All right, everybody in bugle out?
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: All right, let me start the car. They're dinging right there.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Somebody ain't got their seat belt, I mine, all right,
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: all right, now we need a little driving music. Boy,
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: I like that. Did you hear what that hell from
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: Taylor Ships?
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: She did her country version?
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Almost didn't like that girl no more?
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: Well, quite frankly, I'd like to hear some gospel music.
• 29:19
  Speaker 16: Like that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 10: Come on, Kirk.
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: Like, yeah, that's nice.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, What's what happened to me?
• 29:28
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 29:28
  Speaker 6: So we're not listening there listening to nothing. We ain't
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: listening to nothing.
• 29:33
  Speaker 9: Hang silence, riding silence. Then let's just ride in silence.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: I just have a question, Yeah, well, boy, are we well?
• 29:42
  Speaker 6: What you come for?
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: You want to play a game?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Play? What game?
• 29:46
  Speaker 17: Game?
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: We could sing the song ninety nine Bottles of Beer
• 29:51
  Speaker 8: that hell.
• 29:51
  Speaker 9: Can that's my cock?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Can we play that? You in the car?
• 29:56
  Speaker 6: You own?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Can we can we get something to eat?
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: You know what we just got in the car.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Yes, to be quiet?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: No, oh it's hot in here. Can you turn to an.
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: Air say this. I gotta say this. I'm gonna say it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: What I got.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: The peek.
• 30:19
  Speaker 6: Said, damn it. Everybody else, get out to car. Just
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: open the damn con Wait wait, wait hey, wait a minute.
• 30:28
  Speaker 6: I'm your damn nephew up the door. No, everybody out,
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: I got I ain't everybody.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: You're talking about you.
• 30:35
  Speaker 8: As much as I hate packing it, I.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: Hate get out the car. Give me there. If you
• 30:39
  Speaker 6: did pack, that's right, get out.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I just so I got a gun. Get out, name
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: is actually.
• 30:49
  Speaker 6: Shoot somebody gonna.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Get out to the car.
• 30:52
  Speaker 6: Get out, tell me get out, drunk out, joint out, colin,
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Charlie out.
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: I'm not walking in these heres.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to walk. Take car.
• 31:00
  Speaker 12: They don't push me now, don't push you right now.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: What happened now, that's all you.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Want to do is.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Musical.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: He just drove off, all right?
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Tell me called uber.
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: I can't believe I'm not walking. Believe he put us
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: off the car.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: This is supposed to be a fun road trip.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: What happened?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: He do nothing together?
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: I know he better put them back up, lights on
• 31:34
  Speaker 12: to bring his hands back down.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Here is he making a right on the highway?
• 31:39
  Speaker 12: Look, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, No, no, no, no,
• 31:41
  Speaker 12: I got I got it. I gotta say all no,
• 31:43
  Speaker 12: let me do this. Hold on, hold on, I got you.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I can't believe we're standing out here.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I got the back.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I'm home.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Here we go here we hold on?
• 31:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I fixed, I fixed, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: You know you just left all us on the side
• 32:05
  Speaker 6: of the road.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Hello, hey, what.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: You left us on the side of the road.
• 32:14
  Speaker 9: You're not coming back.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: I can see you.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: We got girls with it, Thank you, say with you?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Take care of them. Okay, this car ain't coming back.
• 32:28
  Speaker 9: There's ladies and heels out here that take the heels off.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: And be barefoot on the street.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: It was just way up after about four miles every flat.
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: Can I say this, when we took our stuff out
• 32:39
  Speaker 12: the cart, that black bag that you are your money
• 32:41
  Speaker 12: in it, that bag is out here with us.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, y'all, what's happening? Give me.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: Time to let me have black Give me the black back.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: Get the black back. We'll go a chance in the car.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: We'll put the bag here first, opening the door. If
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: I don't see the band, here go the bag. Throw
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: it in the window. I promise you if you just
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: throw it in the window, throw it in the window.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Time I got time.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I got to throw the bag. So y'all, don't pull
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: this trick again.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Throw the bag.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: And how about I open the bag and start counting
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: and see how much already know what's in there? Throw it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Throw the bag in the window first. You know what,
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: we can actually buy a car with this bag.
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: Tommy, I love it. You know what going on.
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: Let's get to counting.
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: It looks like a lot we've got. We've got one, two,
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: three before we've got five negroes on the side road
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: with a black bag. Look like it don't belong to him.
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: That's something shot anybody else up, I'm your ground waiting there.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Get the black ass on the ground.
• 34:08
  Speaker 12: Shut up, we'll sing a group.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: You got one more time, No man, one more time,
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: no man, Get your black ass on the ground. You
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: everybody down on the ground. Now, Yeah, there's a warning. Shot.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: The next one goes in, you all right, hand me the.
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: Bag sat down? Hand me the bag? Is this the police?
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: You ain't got time of it? Hand me the bag.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Shot before. I don't want to go through that no more.
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: Somehow we can't do a damn thing together.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: We can't take a road trip.
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: We ain't take a road trip at Oh you're listening
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: morning show. It is time now, guys, we're arounded. Would
• 34:59
  Speaker 11: you rather? This is the fourth of July Cookout edition. Okay,
• 35:04
  Speaker 11: so would you rather charcoal grill or gas grill?
• 35:10
  Speaker 12: Now?
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I want to come on.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: I use I use lump charcoal, which is actually good.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, I don't.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: I haven't used briskets in yet.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Why is she asking the cooking questions?
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: Know what we're talking about?
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: Attitude?
• 35:28
  Speaker 9: We're cooking mean?
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Would rather?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: She didn't know what she asked.
• 35:35
  Speaker 6: To Charcoal?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Is coal or gas?
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I want you shut up?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Beef ribs or pork ribs?
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: Would you rather beef ribs or pork ribs?
• 35:47
  Speaker 11: More food, Tommy, pork ribs, pork ribs, pork ribs.
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: And pork And when you put it on open fire
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: and you buy and you expose them to charcoal with
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: uh wood chips is no longer pork anyway, it's just
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: what is. It becomes a new meat. It's called Bobby C.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: B O B B.
• 36:14
  Speaker 10: Why like Bobby Brown?
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: Bobby b O B B. Why Bobby it's a whole
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: new meat. It ain't ain't even pork. No what I'm taking.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: I don't really care for pork at all.
• 36:25
  Speaker 11: Uh huh.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: But when I mean, I'm telling you, just go down
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: just like beef.
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: All right, this is the would you rather Fourth of
• 36:34
  Speaker 11: July cookout edition? Flats or drums? When it comes to
• 36:38
  Speaker 11: chicken wing, you like the flats or you like the drumstick?
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Which flat?
• 36:41
  Speaker 12: You don't do that on the four? If you cook
• 36:43
  Speaker 12: the whole damn wing, you don't do you don't break.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: That up like that.
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: You got two different.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: That's that's Super Bowl you talking about with flats and
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: drum This is the four.
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: You cook the whole flat period.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is telling the truth.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Oh here is.
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: I like flats.
• 37:03
  Speaker 8: I don't care what holiday it is?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 37:06
  Speaker 11: Would you rather dry rub or lots of barbecue sauce?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: You don't need sauce because because my my rub is
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: off the chad.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Now, if you're going to do a sauce jen Ira
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: j e Inen, I are a dot com the hands
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: down best barbecue sauce in the world. In a bottle
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Handira dot com barbecue sauce. Order the mild, the medium,
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: and the hot, and Lord have mercy to prepare yourself
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: for the best barbecue.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now.
• 37:45
  Speaker 8: To get an endorsement.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: It's better than Williams Brothers. And I thought that was better.
• 37:49
  Speaker 11: One last one, One last one. Spades or Dominoes. Spades
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: are dominoes or either one.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: You can get hurt.
• 37:55
  Speaker 9: Spade.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, you got to go spades because more black people play.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: That's some lady dominoes.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Now it's some later domo.
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: All right, you're listening morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: get ready. We consulting an expert because we wanted to
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: know the real deal. Okay, Steve is here with his
• 38:17
  Speaker 11: breakup handbook.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: All right, theesus things that you need to have in
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: mind after the breakup. Most of this is for fellas
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: because when we take a breakup hard, it's ugly. It's
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: ugly out there.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Now. These are things from Steve.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: Harvey's Breakup Handbook, How to act when you break up
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: all right. Now here's rule number one. You are allowed
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: only one drunk.
• 38:57
  Speaker 9: Die.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: You know how you call them up when you drunk?
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: You only get to one and it sounds like something
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: like this, Hello is me? You know who me is?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Don't play with me? You know who me?
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: Don't play with my emotions is me?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: You? You know who me is?
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: How many you get one?
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: Get one of them? All right?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Now here's the next rule. You are not allowed to
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: roll up.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: On your ex just cause you see the car parked
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: outside the club, the restaurant, or church.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: Don't go one down.
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: You can't do that ship we broke up here. I
• 39:52
  Speaker 9: can't go in there if I see the you can.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Know you can't roll up over.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: Lo Now I gotta say you do with church later on,
• 40:02
  Speaker 6: but just stay that stay out right.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: You can't roll up on them.
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Oh that she is.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go in now. Oh there he is. I'm
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: going in there.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: You can't do that car.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Look at.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: Legend.
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 40:17
  Speaker 6: Next one, y'all's favorite spot. It's off limits to both
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: parties for at least four months.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Nobody else over there.
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: You get to go to the.
• 40:27
  Speaker 6: Spot at least four months.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: Keep it one hundred here's another one.
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, Texting your favorite song to each other is off limits.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: You can listen to it, you can cry to it,
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: You're playing over and over, but.
• 40:44
  Speaker 7: You can't send it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm trying to move on.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: And I'm killing you.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Now listen to this, you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: All all, y'all.
• 41:02
  Speaker 6: Stuff, all possessions is collected at one time and one
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: time on. Anything that's left behind will be thrown away
• 41:14
  Speaker 6: by both parties. You an keep coming over here.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Looking for stuff my red shirt. You can't keep coming
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: over here.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: I got comeing to you in the closet looking for
• 41:26
  Speaker 6: your tank top.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It real?
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: You ever hear the big one right here?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Nobody is allowed to talk to each other's mama around.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: And you can't be friends with mama.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Come home, good one.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: He was trying to pick up some greens and you
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: in here talking rolling your eyes when I walk in
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: the door. Here's the next one. Okay, all parties, She
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: find a new church home.
• 42:15
  Speaker 12: Yes, but yeah, yeah yeah together.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I love WI.
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: All your friends should be divided up equally except the
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: ones you hate. You can have him another one. No
• 42:32
  Speaker 6: posting a new pictures?
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, you.
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: Know, like her naked on him dressed up like the
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: damn easter Brook.
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: The private.
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: What about I'm gonna do I'm gonna finish this one
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: all about old naked pictures?
• 42:53
  Speaker 11: All right, Well, nephew, tell me has the frank fall
• 42:56
  Speaker 11: coming up and we'll finish out seams break up rules
• 42:59
  Speaker 11: right after this.
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show.
• 43:05
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: four minutes after.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: The subject he loves to mention his ex wife. Right now,
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: the nephew is here. Yeah, today's brank phone call?
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: What you got for his nest? Hooking up at the daycare?
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: Really up.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: At the daycare? Run that if you would cat dog?
• 43:38
  Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach fred to.
• 43:43
  Speaker 14: This is free and.
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: You don't know me. My name is line Liney. I
• 43:49
  Speaker 12: know I wanted to call you. I've been looking for
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: trying to get your phone number actually for like about
• 43:54
  Speaker 12: the last about two weeks.
• 43:56
  Speaker 14: Now what do you mean by number four?
• 43:57
  Speaker 11: Baby?
• 43:58
  Speaker 14: Can you get on with it? Because I'm on Luve
• 44:00
  Speaker 14: like I'm from Hear meet my lunch and I need
• 44:01
  Speaker 14: to come on with.
• 44:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, Now is your your husband is uh?
• 44:08
  Speaker 14: What is your name again?
• 44:10
  Speaker 6: My name is Linni Line.
• 44:12
  Speaker 14: Okay, and you asking about my husband? Now what about Yes,
• 44:15
  Speaker 14: that's my husband.
• 44:17
  Speaker 12: See the problem I'm having, miss Freedom, is that I
• 44:22
  Speaker 12: look through my wife cell phone about two three weeks ago,
• 44:27
  Speaker 12: and I found out that this actual phone number belong
• 44:31
  Speaker 12: to your husband name, and he been text message.
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: In her right down.
• 44:37
  Speaker 18: Stop stop, stop, wait a minute.
• 44:39
  Speaker 12: Because but see let me finish though he been text
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: messaging her different uh text message and stuff about he
• 44:47
  Speaker 12: wanted to meet up with her, and and how she
• 44:49
  Speaker 12: looked the other day, and stuff like this here but
• 44:52
  Speaker 12: then but then even worse than this here is he
• 44:56
  Speaker 12: you know done, send some some some pictures of himself
• 45:00
  Speaker 12: some naked pictures on the on the on the.
• 45:04
  Speaker 14: Cell phone back. Please no, no, sir, not, I know
• 45:09
  Speaker 14: not because if anything, if he's texting anybody needs to
• 45:13
  Speaker 14: be an employer about a job. I know you're not
• 45:16
  Speaker 14: telling to me who is your wife? What's your name again?
• 45:19
  Speaker 14: What's your name?
• 45:19
  Speaker 12: My name is Lennie, and my my my wife name
• 45:23
  Speaker 12: is My wife name is Denise, Denise.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Denise Denise.
• 45:29
  Speaker 14: They ain't registering with me, don't. We pretty much have
• 45:33
  Speaker 14: an opera relationship where we kind of communicate, and I
• 45:36
  Speaker 14: don't know nothing about no Denise.
• 45:39
  Speaker 12: Yeah, okay, do do your husband's last fold digits on
• 45:44
  Speaker 12: his phone is sixty eight twenty two?
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: Yeah, that would be the last or digit.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: See that's what I'm saying, ma'am. I'm not trying to
• 45:53
  Speaker 12: call you, you know. I mean, I'm disappointed in my wife
• 45:57
  Speaker 12: because of these text messages and in these pictures and stuff.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm I'm the one.
• 46:02
  Speaker 12: That's why I say, Okay, I need to call this
• 46:04
  Speaker 12: man wife right here and see what you know?
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Do she even know it?
• 46:09
  Speaker 14: I need you to waite a minute, back up and
• 46:11
  Speaker 14: be quiet for me to look here. Okay, der niece,
• 46:15
  Speaker 14: you're lining Okay, where they supposed to? Ad minute? What
• 46:18
  Speaker 14: what you know? Because we used to go everywhere again
• 46:20
  Speaker 14: when we go up, first of all, the don't work.
• 46:23
  Speaker 14: Let's let's go there. He does not work, Okay, So
• 46:26
  Speaker 14: I don't know where it is when he got when
• 46:28
  Speaker 14: he generally when he leaves the house went together. Where
• 46:31
  Speaker 14: did they meet?
• 46:32
  Speaker 11: How?
• 46:32
  Speaker 14: How did they meet? Two weeks ago? You say, because
• 46:34
  Speaker 14: I'm listening to you now, you got I don't know.
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: I don't know if they meant two weeks ago. I'm
• 46:39
  Speaker 12: just I just found him in the cell phone two
• 46:43
  Speaker 12: weeks ago.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 46:44
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 46:45
  Speaker 12: You say, if you're saying he don't work, then evidently
• 46:48
  Speaker 12: it must be doing the day while you're gone or
• 46:51
  Speaker 12: something I don't do.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: I mean you you say you on your lunch break
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 46:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 46:55
  Speaker 14: Uh huh? And where is your wife right now? Do
• 46:58
  Speaker 14: you know where your wife feels right now?
• 47:00
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: Well, she supposed to be at work right now.
• 47:03
  Speaker 14: And you know what, I just kind of he told
• 47:05
  Speaker 14: me he was gonna get in the tub. And when I
• 47:07
  Speaker 14: kind of back the tacondround, he used it, Okay, yeah, okay,
• 47:12
  Speaker 14: if I ain't have to go back in this hospital,
• 47:14
  Speaker 14: the baby, baby baby. See, yeah, where is your wife?
• 47:18
  Speaker 14: I need you to get We need to saw your wife. Bill.
• 47:20
  Speaker 12: Well, see, my wife works at a uh at a No,
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: wait a minute. Do y'all have do y'all have kids?
• 47:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah? Yeah, we got kids. And that's my problem. That's
• 47:30
  Speaker 14: why I'm so upset. I'm working all day. I get
• 47:35
  Speaker 14: up and soon in the morning to make sure I
• 47:38
  Speaker 14: got everything prepared for the whole day, got to get
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: the kids. And we have three kids, one two, and three.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, is.
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: He the one?
• 47:48
  Speaker 12: Because see do he because my wife works at a
• 47:52
  Speaker 12: at a daycare?
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: Do he drop him off at a daycare?
• 47:56
  Speaker 14: Don't start your baby. He's getting deeper if I get
• 48:00
  Speaker 14: to this. What day care does your wife work at?
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: Baby?
• 48:03
  Speaker 14: Because I see, don't start me. Yeah he's dropping them off.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: Okay, uh huh.
• 48:09
  Speaker 14: If you tell me the baby, just tell me if
• 48:12
  Speaker 14: from I swear liney.
• 48:14
  Speaker 12: Now she's been at this place called children's academy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: You lie.
• 48:19
  Speaker 14: You better not tell me this none working. It's want
• 48:23
  Speaker 14: they're supposed to be watching our kids.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: So you see, I'm.
• 48:27
  Speaker 12: Already and see but see I'm already upsetting and been
• 48:30
  Speaker 12: upset about this here for the last I've been holding
• 48:33
  Speaker 12: it for the last two weeks.
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: I've been holding it. Ain't said nothing to Dene.
• 48:38
  Speaker 14: Why are you holding it? Why you should have been
• 48:41
  Speaker 14: called me?
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: What the.
• 48:44
  Speaker 14: When he get it? Let me tell you something. I
• 48:46
  Speaker 14: get up at four every morning and this I go.
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: I have to be the work for six thirty every
• 48:54
  Speaker 14: morning I get to that damn Housemi, our slave. They
• 48:57
  Speaker 14: did come on as slave for him. Try to make
• 49:00
  Speaker 14: said he feels good as a man. Although he's not working.
• 49:03
  Speaker 14: You know it wasn't this part. He got laid out.
• 49:05
  Speaker 14: But hey, I want him to feel good although he's
• 49:07
  Speaker 14: nocause you know y'all don't feel too good when you're
• 49:10
  Speaker 14: not work. So I wanted him to feel good. I
• 49:12
  Speaker 14: tell the kids, you know it's gonna be okay.
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: But I bet you this got that something is my wife.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: Don't be you know she's my wife.
• 49:22
  Speaker 14: No wait a minute now, but wait a minute. See
• 49:26
  Speaker 14: I told you was ignorant, cause see you should have
• 49:27
  Speaker 14: been calling me long ago. Let me tell y'all you
• 49:29
  Speaker 14: eagnant too. See she's a burst of all because she
• 49:34
  Speaker 14: said she too. She said he raised that I'm not
• 49:37
  Speaker 14: a player game and with my house and he's sending
• 49:40
  Speaker 14: her naked pictures. He ain't got to be showing up
• 49:43
  Speaker 14: no way, trust me, it ain't worth on. I was
• 49:47
  Speaker 14: just with him because he was a good man. I
• 49:48
  Speaker 14: guess mis dumb to. I was gonna ask you this
• 49:53
  Speaker 14: here because he's gonna ask what do you want to ask?
• 49:56
  Speaker 14: What can you ask me? You just told me this here.
• 50:00
  Speaker 14: It's with your wife some name Denise. Yes, that's what
• 50:04
  Speaker 14: I said. And this is the that's watching the twins
• 50:07
  Speaker 14: maybe we have twins. Do you hear me?
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Can I say something else to you?
• 50:11
  Speaker 14: I don't need you to say the thanks?
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: I can I say one more thing?
• 50:15
  Speaker 14: What do you need to say?
• 50:17
  Speaker 12: This is nephew, tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: You just got prank by your husband.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: Gerald.
• 50:30
  Speaker 14: Let me tell you something got to there to be
• 50:34
  Speaker 14: pranking me. He needs to be trying to buy it.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 50:39
  Speaker 14: This is. I'm gonnaea to ship when I get home,
• 50:44
  Speaker 14: gets non working. I ain't cooking the night. Let's tell
• 50:49
  Speaker 14: the only thing that saves the situation it because first
• 50:53
  Speaker 14: of all, I'm a woman, so I want more information.
• 50:55
  Speaker 14: But the second thing is we need the job work.
• 50:58
  Speaker 14: I couldn't leave you word.
• 51:03
  Speaker 12: I gotta answer you something, baby. What's badest radio show
• 51:07
  Speaker 12: in the lane?
• 51:09
  Speaker 14: Definitely the Army? Remember what you know?
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, sir?
• 51:19
  Speaker 12: Come on, y'all, Come on, Ma'm just a.
• 51:25
  Speaker 14: Shock you play.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: I love though I love.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: You're stupid to you stupid to let me tell you man.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: The whole baby called me.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, see you stupid too, because that'd be yeah,
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: that's what.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: I said, Denise.
• 51:45
  Speaker 11: Uh, I ain't registering with me, Denise at the last
• 51:49
  Speaker 11: one bit.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Just wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: He ain't take a little naked picture. He ain't got
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: nothing to be showing. Oh, I guess I'm just stupid. Yeah,
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: it's both need that. It is las she needed.
• 52:08
  Speaker 11: That coming up the Strawberry letter, Thank you Nephew. Subject
• 52:12
  Speaker 11: he loves to mention his ex wife. We'll get into
• 52:15
  Speaker 11: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:20
  Speaker 11: All right time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:23
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• 52:37
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• 52:39
  Speaker 11: right now.
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: Buckle up and hold on. Time is what we have here.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: It's Strawberry lendin You're stupid, Thank you nephew.
• 52:49
  Speaker 11: Subjects he loves to mention his ex wife. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 52:55
  Speaker 11: I'm married to my high school sweetheart, but we have
• 52:59
  Speaker 11: only been married married for four years. After high school
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: we went our separate ways and he was married for
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: twenty years and had three kids with his wife. I
• 53:08
  Speaker 11: was married for thirteen years and I got a divorce
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: and was raising my two children alone. When I reconnected
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: with my high school sweetheart, we blended our families and
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: picked right back up where we left off in high school.
• 53:22
  Speaker 11: We have lots in common and we share a lot
• 53:24
  Speaker 11: of old friends and memories. The only problem I'm having
• 53:28
  Speaker 11: in the marriage is when my husband mentions how his
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: ex wife did things and he compares me to her.
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: He makes sure he always gives me credit as being
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: better than his ex but I need him to stop
• 53:41
  Speaker 11: mentioning her altogether. We were having a crab boil and
• 53:45
  Speaker 11: I peel the shrimp before adding them to the pot.
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: He told me he.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Likes the shrimp peeled.
• 53:50
  Speaker 11: He likes the shrimp peeled because Carol used to leave
• 53:54
  Speaker 11: the shell on. I don't need to know what Carol
• 53:57
  Speaker 11: did with her shrimp. It's a non and hurtful, especially
• 54:02
  Speaker 11: when he does it in front of others. Some of
• 54:04
  Speaker 11: his friends from his previous marriage are now my friends too,
• 54:08
  Speaker 11: and it's uncomfortable for them. If my husband mentioned his
• 54:10
  Speaker 11: ex wife in our conversation, I get that he spent
• 54:14
  Speaker 11: twenty years with a woman so he got used to
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: how she did things. But he and I need to
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: get settled into our own ways of doing things. He
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  Speaker 11: overheard me talking to my son and I told him
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  Speaker 11: he's the spitting image of his daddy. My husband later
• 54:28
  Speaker 11: told me that it sounds like I miss my ex husband.
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  Speaker 11: Why can't he understand that's how I feel when he
• 54:34
  Speaker 11: talks about his ex. How can I get him to
• 54:36
  Speaker 11: stop bringing up his ex wife to me and others? Well,
• 54:43
  Speaker 11: if I were petty, you know, if I were like
• 54:45
  Speaker 11: a petty and vindictive person, I would just tell you
• 54:48
  Speaker 11: to mention your ex every time. He mentioned Carol, his
• 54:53
  Speaker 11: ex every time, and maybe even in the bedroom, although
• 54:56
  Speaker 11: I really wouldn't advise that one but me, you know,
• 55:00
  Speaker 11: on how petty you want to get here?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, get patty, Petty, Betty, Patty, betty.
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  Speaker 11: You know you can make a context out of it
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: to see who could mention them the most. Okay, But
• 55:13
  Speaker 11: I'm not petty betty, So I say explain it to
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  Speaker 11: him in a rational, calm way. You could start with
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: something like, you know, honey, remember when you overheard me
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  Speaker 11: talking to my son to our son about how much
• 55:25
  Speaker 11: he looks like his dad.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you told me.
• 55:28
  Speaker 11: You know, you said it sounded like I missed my ex.
• 55:32
  Speaker 11: That's what you said, but that wasn't the case, you know.
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  Speaker 11: But guess what, I understand what you meant by that completely,
• 55:41
  Speaker 11: because every time you mentioned Carol, your ex, I feel.
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: Like you're comparing me to her. And I think you
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: do that a lot.
• 55:48
  Speaker 11: You were with her for twenty years, I get that,
• 55:51
  Speaker 11: so you became accustomed to the way she did things
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  Speaker 11: so much so that it seems like you can't help
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  Speaker 11: mentioning it every chance you get, especially when we're around
• 56:00
  Speaker 11: our friends. At least I said that to my son,
• 56:02
  Speaker 11: our son in private, when it was just the two
• 56:04
  Speaker 11: of us and no one else. I'm bringing all this
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  Speaker 11: up because I don't think you realize how much you
• 56:09
  Speaker 11: mentioned Carol your ex to me.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, do you.
• 56:13
  Speaker 11: Understand how that makes me feel? You're talking to your
• 56:16
  Speaker 11: husband now, Do you understand that? And I hope that's
• 56:20
  Speaker 11: what it is, that you just don't really get or
• 56:22
  Speaker 11: realize what you're doing, and not the fact that you
• 56:25
  Speaker 11: miss her like you accuse me of missing my ex.
• 56:29
  Speaker 11: So I'm saying all this to say, please, let's be mindful,
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: let's be conscientious of what we say to each other
• 56:36
  Speaker 11: and how we say things, how we speak to each other. Please,
• 56:39
  Speaker 11: we've been married for four years. We want this to
• 56:41
  Speaker 11: last a long time till death, so it's not to
• 56:44
  Speaker 11: cause any more hurt feelings or misunderstandings. We both have
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: moved on. Remember that's why we're together. That's how we
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: got together in the first place. Because we've moved on.
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: Let's leave the past in the past. We have to
• 56:57
  Speaker 11: do that, say something like that, Like I said, an irrational,
• 57:00
  Speaker 11: calm manner. Don't go tit for tat with them, you know,
• 57:04
  Speaker 11: unless you absolutely have to. But I wouldn't do that, But.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Just remind him.
• 57:08
  Speaker 11: Maybe he's you know, not thinking clearly enough, and you
• 57:11
  Speaker 11: got to remind him. But if you need to get
• 57:13
  Speaker 11: Patty Girl gone and get Patty Steve.
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: See, wow, I'm in total disagreement with you.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Shall ah this letter don't call for all that I
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: think so.
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  Speaker 6: Beautiful response, well thought out, everything like that. Here's the problem.
• 57:33
  Speaker 6: High school sweethearts. He was married for twenty years, had
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: three kids. He was married for thirteen hand two. Y'all
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: got back together, picked right back where we left off.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: We got lots in commons. We share a lot of
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: old friends and memories. The only problem I'm having with
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: this marriage here is what the letter is about. It's
• 57:55
  Speaker 6: when my husband mentioned how his ex wife did and
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: he compares me to her. I have one question for him,
• 58:06
  Speaker 6: why is she your ex? The fact that he keeps
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: mentioning her. We've got to dig into why she is
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: the ex because if you miss her and you keep
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: mentioning her and you keep comparing you to her, maybe
• 58:32
  Speaker 6: he didn't want out, he just ended up out. Maybe
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: he's not mentioning her because he's just habit. Maybe it's
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: a longing. I don't know, but I have a couple
• 58:44
  Speaker 6: of ideas for you when we come back, because this
• 58:48
  Speaker 6: is crazy. Just keep mentioning her name.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with you?
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Carol?
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: Steve? He told me, like shrimp peel, Carol used to
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: lead the shells on.
• 59:02
  Speaker 11: Well that part two of Steve's response coming up in
• 59:04
  Speaker 11: twenty three minutes after the.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: Hour, subject he loves to mention his ex wife. We'll
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: get back into it right after this.
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 59:15
  Speaker 11: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters,
• 59:18
  Speaker 11: subject he loves to mention his ex wife.
• 59:22
  Speaker 6: This man keep bringing up his ex wife to his
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: carried wife. Your husband mentioned how his ex wife did
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: stuff and he compassed me to her. Now he makes
• 59:33
  Speaker 6: sure he give you credit though, for being better than
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: his ex. But I need him to stop mentioning it.
• 59:41
  Speaker 6: Haul together. Here was a good example. We having a
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: crab bare crab boil, excuse me having a crab boil.
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: I peeled the shrimp before adding them to the pot.
• 59:52
  Speaker 6: He told me he likes to shrimp peel because Carol
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  Speaker 6: used to lead a shell on. I don't need to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: know what Carol did. See well, here is just surely
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: say get petty. I disagree with it, but he is
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: a free one if you have to. He told me
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 6: he liked the shrimp peel because Carol used to leave
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: it on the shell. Then your response should be Harol
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: always liked him off the shell, and that's why I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: figured you would too.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 11: That's petty sometimes, all right, Well let me try it.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 6: It's annoying and hurtful, especially when he do it in
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: front of others. Some of his friends from the previous
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: marriage are now my friends too, and it's uncomfortable for them.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 6: If my husband mentioned that his ex wife and our conversation,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: if he is uncomfortable for them, if he mentions his
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: ex wife and our conversation, Sureley saying, mention yours too. Okay,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: Sureley says something that the man would say about a
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: woman in the conversation with a group of friends, and
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 6: I'll give you her response.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's how you wear in your hair.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 11: Oh, I like to better when Carol, Carol, when she
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 11: wore a hair, she used to have the bangs kind
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 11: of swooped to the side.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: Well, I wear my hair like Carol Mama.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: That's how I go to That's how I just started
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Try another one, Carol.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Oh you got on those shoes. Oh Carol used to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: wear red bottoms.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: Well you know, I get some red red bottoms, but
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: you don't wear they don't come in your size. I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 6: don't know who I insulted on that.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: What you say.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 6: You got too deep?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: I just try to hurt somebody. Okay, Now, who were
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 6: in my shoes?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: You're the husband who always compares his wife to wife.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: No, you're doing the husband, and I'm showing her how
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: to come back.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 11: Okay, So you okay, now go okay. Yeah, So I'll
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 11: just do the same one. Those aren't red bottoms. Carol
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 11: always wore red bottoms, my ex Carol.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well Carol must have had more money because you're broke.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: Ask I'm down here pay less.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to bring in her ex husband.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: Go ahead, Okay, all right?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 11: What are these pancakes or waffles? Because when Carol cooked them,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 11: I could always tell the difference.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 6: Hell it never made hell no difference what I did
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: because I was naked cooking both of them.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, now you're getting your legs.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Come on now, I'm ready. Okay, all right.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 11: All right, let's let's go see You want to go
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 11: see that a comedy. Harold and I always liked, you know, thrillers,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: shoot them up, stuff like that, murder mysteries, gangster stuff.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like me and Harold like Poro. So we're gonna
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 6: watch a little punk ass movie. You and Carroll, you
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: watch me and Hale was in here doing a table top.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Wow, have you gained a little weight?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 11: Carol has that same outfit and she it fit her
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 11: really nicely, you know, I like the way it fit
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 11: her butt.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: It's kind of I don't know, because Harold kept all
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: my dresses on top of my butt.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: So I don't even know.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't know.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I don't even know if mine was fitting
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: it now you know?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Hell so crazy. Oh that's what kind of car you have,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: because you know Harold, you know he had a g Wagon. Carol,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, Carol had a g wagon.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: Well, Hall, Hal had a herse.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 10: Don't you forget it?
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Shot.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 6: He was doing me so hard, he was killing me.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: I just crawled up in the back and he drive
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: me to work.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 11: So oh so we're going on vacation, honey after COVID okay,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 11: oh uncommercial? Oh we always went on private, but okay.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: We must go commercial.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: She knew pilots and everything.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 6: Oh carro all did well. Damn.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe I should have married Carol?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah you did post your comments on today Struwberry Letter.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you gotta get petty with this when you do
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 11: post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:28
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• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 10: We're in the middle of.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 11: This segment called I'm Becoming My Parents and Jay and
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey are letting us know that they're saying things to.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Their same thing.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: We haven't come up with nothing. You got scratch that wall?
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: Scratch you betta say it?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Does that mean no?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: Scratch that wall?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: They play right?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: How about this?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: I don't know if it could be done, but I
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: damn there got beat to it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: What I thought it was gonna come up?
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  Speaker 9: I will beat all all the black office.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 13: That.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 9: I will be all the black know we can go down.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: That.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: You're standing in that refrigerator. Don't like your walk, so.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I like, I got how's the time.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 6: Living on that?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 9: No, you got to get in and get out.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: I like it.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: Jack. Somebody needs to tell me while all these lights
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: is on, I need to know that that is me.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: That's my husband.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: I need know.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 9: Wow, all these lights is on again.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: We're becoming our parents.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 9: We love it.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm tired cart Julian.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, this this is dedicated to color.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Pat Boltner's love.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: Huh.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: If you can hunt me, you can hear me.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: Yes, you're about to make me cry.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: If you can't hurt me, you can't hear me.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 9: Oma.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: Oh this is one and Lee Brom's special. So my
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: Mama's the heavy, little heavy, you know, little.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: Heavy on the stocky side.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: So this is how pattern. Don't make me run after you.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: She couldn't run anyway, but don't make me run after you.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: You know you didn't want that.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: Let me gonna walk back here and take this because
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: it ain't gonna be nice.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 6: This one is dedicate to Shirley's mama, Miss Helen. Sit down.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 6: Everyone has seen you and you do it too much.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 9: You do it.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: Putting on show here up on that that line.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 10: We're becoming our parents.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 9: Definitely becoming our parents.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll be.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 11: Right back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 11: All right, guys, it is time Steve for comedy roulette.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 10: You ready, Jay explain it again.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: Let me break this down. We have new listeners who
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: don't have any idea what we're doing.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 9: Comedy.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: Very simple. Give us five subjects, five anything you want.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: Put them on the wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel. Well stop,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: just fun. Spun it around as in to be spun around,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: as in spin.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: That's totally different. Right now, spun it around. Hit stop.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 9: We'll do the damn thing.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Here we go, all right.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 11: Number one things you say to yourself when you're mad
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 11: at someone, Like number two, you know it's time to
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 11: go to the store.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: When dot dot DoD.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 11: Number three stuff you don't like to watch, but you
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 11: watch it anyway to keep them happy.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 10: You know we all know about that or him whatever.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: Number four.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: Number four, you know she's not coming back. When okay,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 11: number five, people who never chip in.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Come home.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: Let's go kat, let's be.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 11: Whoa it came on?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 10: Number one.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 11: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 11: To you yourself when you're mad at someone.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: Oh, here's some things you say to yourself when you
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: mad at somebody. I'm gonna let it go this time,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 7: but the next damn time, Oh, it's gonna be hell
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 7: up on me. Hell it's gonna be hell.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 6: This is one I always say to myself when I'm
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: mad at other people.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: I'm trying not to go.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Jail, and I'm doing my best.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 6: Say I'm doing my best right now, I'm trying not
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: to go to jim.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: You're really mad.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, you're mad.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: Coordinates everything, you know what?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 6: That's all right, drink that water, then I put up
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: in that.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Drink That all right?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 17: Steve, go ahead, you better go ahead on now, Jesus,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 17: that's all that is.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: Then you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody, Lord,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: please work with me, Jesus to work with any please, Father, Father,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 7: take me down so I don't kill them.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 6: That's why I always say that I'm always mad somebody.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: It's just something you said before to somebody.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: That's why your ass broke.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 11: Now, that's where you broke, right and hurt.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: That hurts you say it to yourself, you know what.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: That's that's that's why I got another woman though.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: That's right here. I ain't got toping. This is tough.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: You say to yourself, which.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 6: Your stupid.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 14: Sound, Just like did you say that it was too
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 14: good jumps but it was long?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Oh my god, I thought my mama was talking to me.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Uh.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 9: Things you say to people when you're mad at him yourself?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 9: Just g ahead and die.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: Don't get about hill about.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 5: All right? Come on?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Take it?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, you do.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 10: Okay, I got Let's tell you this.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: It says a lot my family.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: I'm calling crime stop.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: They gonna get a tip today.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: You will.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so glad that ain't bout that.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: You're listening Morning Show.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 9: What if you on this ship. I'm trying to get
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 9: his horn done.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 18: This is still four for July beginning, which means fire woods,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 18: which means somebody will sit the fire, somebody will lose
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 18: a dumb somebody will somebody will set in hair on
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 18: fight and yes, believe it or not, somebody will stick.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: A firecracker up there.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: I'm not louding, I'm not mean enough.
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  Speaker 7: Somebody will stick a firecrack up there and blow that
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  Speaker 7: up to The song is dedicated to those books do
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  Speaker 7: that with firecrackers what they're.
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  Speaker 5: Doing, but you don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know the done sitting in the hot and I do
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  Speaker 3: love the dangers.
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  Speaker 16: On the sad Talma sulfi FiOS inside succiny.
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  Speaker 6: Of last mok up that dj it happens that don't
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  Speaker 6: stopping all for last.
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  Speaker 2: Staining rich.
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  Speaker 16: Eating Thats cool to hot Babyson in their bad in ths.
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  Speaker 15: And house as to.
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  Speaker 6: See No listen to the.
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  Speaker 16: FIA sides.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, look out, don't take your records. Okay, I gotta
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  Speaker 15: like it though, even.
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  Speaker 7: Though you're listening.
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  Speaker 11: Morning Show, it is time now, guys for a rounded
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  Speaker 11: would you rather. This is the fourth of July Cookout edition? Okay,
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  Speaker 11: so would you rather charcoal grill or gas grill?
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  Speaker 6: Come on now, I want to come on. I use
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  Speaker 6: I use lump charcoal, which is actually going I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't used briskets in there. Why is she asking
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  Speaker 6: the cooking questions? Know what we're talking about?
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  Speaker 4: Attitude?
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  Speaker 6: Talking?
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  Speaker 7: Mean?
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather what she asked?
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  Speaker 9: Or gas?
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  Speaker 4: I shut up?
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  Speaker 8: Or ribs?
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  Speaker 10: Would you rather be pork ribs?
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  Speaker 6: More food?
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  Speaker 2: Tommy, pork ribs?
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  Speaker 6: Pork ribs, pork ribs and pork and when you put
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  Speaker 6: it on open fire and you buy and you expose
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  Speaker 6: them to lump charcoal with uh wood chips, is no
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  Speaker 6: longer pork anyway? What is is because the new meat
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  Speaker 6: is called Bobby cut.
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  Speaker 10: D O B B white like Bobby Brown.
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  Speaker 6: Bobby d O B B. Why Bobby King. It's a
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  Speaker 6: whole new meat. It's it ain't even walk no more, kay, because.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really care for pork at all.
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh, but I mean.
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  Speaker 2: Just go down just like beef.
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  Speaker 11: All right, This is the would you rather fourth of
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  Speaker 11: July Cookout edition?
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  Speaker 8: Flats or drums?
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  Speaker 11: When it comes to chicken wing, you like the flats
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  Speaker 11: or you like the drumsticks, which flat.
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  Speaker 2: You don't do that on the four.
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  Speaker 6: If you cook the whole damn wing.
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  Speaker 2: You know, still you don't break that up like that.
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  Speaker 6: You got.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff that's that's Super Bowl you talking about with flax
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  Speaker 2: and drumming.
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  Speaker 6: This is the four.
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  Speaker 9: You cooked the whole like flat, period.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he is telling the truth, he is.
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  Speaker 10: I like flats. I don't care what holiday it is,
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  Speaker 10: all right?
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather dry rub or lots of barbecue sauce?
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  Speaker 2: You don't need.
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  Speaker 6: Sauce because my my rub is off the chape now.
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  Speaker 6: If you're going to do a sauce jen Ira j
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  Speaker 6: e Inyen. I are a dot com the hands down
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  Speaker 6: best barbecue sauce in the world in a bottle and
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  Speaker 6: Ira dot com barbecue sauce. Part of the mild, the medium,
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  Speaker 6: and the hot and Lord Hammers. To prepare yourself for
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  Speaker 6: the best barbecue. I'm telling you right now.
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  Speaker 9: To get in a endorsement.
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  Speaker 2: It's better than Williams Brothers. And I thought that was
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 11: One last one, one last one? Spades or dominoes. Spades
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  Speaker 11: are dominoes?
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  Speaker 6: Oh either one? You can get hurt. Spade, Oh you
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  Speaker 6: gotta go spades because more black people play. But there's
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  Speaker 6: some later dominoes.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's latest.
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  Speaker 11: All right, we'll be back at forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 11: the hour to close out the show.
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  Speaker 1: In our last break of the day, right after day.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day.
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  Speaker 2: It's the last break up the day.
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  Speaker 16: Yes it is.
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  Speaker 9: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day though, a good day.
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  Speaker 8: Oh you weren't.
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  Speaker 11: No, we're so used to it now today I know. Okay,
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  Speaker 11: we're so used to it now. Don't spoil us and
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  Speaker 11: then try to take it away.
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  Speaker 6: Well, Jay started, and then he forgot how I did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: What started?
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  Speaker 2: It's the last break of the day. That's what you're
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  Speaker 2: old now, Jay?
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  Speaker 8: What's that?
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  Speaker 6: Jay?
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  Speaker 10: That doesn't move us?
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  Speaker 11: But it's been a good Thursday, good Thursday. Yeah, look
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  Speaker 11: forward to Friday and.
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  Speaker 6: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Let me do this.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I try to say things that are encouraging
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 6: the people in my clothes remarks to give you some uplift.
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  Speaker 6: But what I want to tell you about is in
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: your climb to success.
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  Speaker 2: And in your.
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  Speaker 6: Desire to become happy and whatever success is to you,
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  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter to me. Everybody has to define it
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 6: for themselves, just like everybody defines happiness for themselves. But
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: if you're trying to build something, if you're trying to
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: get yourself together, if you're trying to go places, I
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  Speaker 6: want to just put a couple of things in your head.
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  Speaker 6: You've got to be conscious of the people that you
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  Speaker 6: surround yourself with. You know, you've all heard the old
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: saying birds of a feather flock together. Association brings on participation.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: This is just the bottom line truth. Somebody told me
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  Speaker 6: one time. They said, Steve, name your five closest friends.
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  Speaker 6: Saw I named them. Then he said, describe them as people.
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  Speaker 6: And I described them and he said, thank you. He said,
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  Speaker 6: now I know what I need to know about you.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 6: I said, what do you mean by that? He said,
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  Speaker 6: If you name your five closest friends, and then you
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: describe your five closest friends, you have just given me
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  Speaker 6: an overall description of you because you pick. You actually
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  Speaker 6: get to choose your friends, and you choose your friends
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  Speaker 6: for qualities that you like about them. You become friends
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  Speaker 6: with people because you have so many things in common.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 6: You don't have friends where you have nothing in common.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: You wouldn't pick them as your friend, would you.
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  Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't. And so what happens is in that
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: experiment he gave me, I said, wow.
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  Speaker 6: So I started really taking inventory and started thinking about
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 6: the people that were around me, and I discovered something, man,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: that was some people around me that really weren't good
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: for me. See, somebody sent me this one time. He said,
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  Speaker 6: A dead battery can't jump a dead battery. You gotta
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 6: get away from people who can't charge your spirit when
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 6: you need a jump. Uh oh, a dead battery can't
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  Speaker 6: jump a dead battery. Get away from people who can't
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  Speaker 6: charge your spirit when you need a jump. How many times, man,
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  Speaker 6: have you needed some uplift? How many times have you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 6: needed a word of encouragement and the person you turn
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  Speaker 6: to had nothing for you but more of the same.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 6: You need some new people. You can't build an empire
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 6: when you surround yourself with bulldozers waiting to tear you down.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: Surround yourself with people who will give you bricks and
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: mortar and build a foundation for success. You got to
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 6: really get conscious of the people that surround you, because
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  Speaker 6: I'm telling y'all, man, they play a role in your life.
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  Speaker 2: As long as.
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  Speaker 6: They're around you and you are welcoming them in, they
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  Speaker 6: play a role in your life. And you may not
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  Speaker 6: even have paid it any attention. But little bit by
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: little bit, they either take a piece or they add
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: a piece. So you've got to pay attention who's around you,
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  Speaker 6: because you can't build an empire when you surround yourself
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 6: with bulldos, bulldozers waiting to tear you down. Surround yourself
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  Speaker 6: with people who give you bricks and mortar and build
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  Speaker 6: a foundation for success. Check it. Just run a check, y'all.
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  Speaker 12: Just do this.
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  Speaker 2: Just just run inventory.
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  Speaker 6: Take a close look at the people you're associating yourself with.
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  Speaker 6: And sometimes, man, you just stay friends with people just
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  Speaker 6: a little bit too long, just a little bit too long,
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  Speaker 6: because some people have stopped being your friend a long
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 6: time ago. But you're such a committed person, you're such
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: a loyal person that you stay loyal to them long
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 6: after they stopped being loyal to you. Somebody used to
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  Speaker 6: work for me taught me a valuable lesson, and I
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  Speaker 6: never forgot it. He said, Oh gee, loyalty has an
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  Speaker 6: expiration date. I was telling this to my wife one
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  Speaker 6: time at Marjorie. She didn't like that, said she seek,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: I don't like when you say that, And we were
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 6: talking and talking to it, and so there was a
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  Speaker 6: few years went by. The other day I was talking.
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  Speaker 6: She said, you know what's Toeve, I finally understand what
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 6: you're saying. You're not saying that your loyalty has an
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  Speaker 6: expiration date. What you've been trying to tell me is
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: people that I'm trying to stay loyal to have oftentimes
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: stopped being loyal to me. But because I'm a kind person,
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 6: I've tried to stay loyal to them when they're loyal
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  Speaker 6: to for me expired a long time ago. I said,
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  Speaker 6: that's all I'm saying. I'm not talking to everybody. I'm
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 6: telling you as a warning, be conscious of the fact
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 6: that loyalty has an expiration date, and it usually ain't you,
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 6: it's usually somebody else. Take an inventory, make sure all
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: the people who once were loyal are still loyal. Make
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  Speaker 6: sure that everybody in your life that's a battery can
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: charge you up when your spirit needs a jump. And
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 6: make sure to the people around you that you're trying
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 6: to build an empire around are not actually bulldozers trying
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  Speaker 6: to tear you down. Those are my closing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all have a great day.
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