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Sheryl Underwood In The Building, Junior's Thanksgiving Poem, One Has To Go, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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  Speaker 1: Don't given them.
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  Speaker 3: Black a bust bussing us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, listening toil to show still.
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  Speaker 4: Lot joy joy, they have sat.
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  Speaker 1: You got to do that.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Have to turn the mouth turned.
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  Speaker 3: My probat to turn the mouth out, to turn along
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  Speaker 3: the mony up, come.
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  Speaker 4: Come out your.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on.
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  Speaker 4: Dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only Steve Harvey man oh man, got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Do God so big to me? Man, I just have
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  Speaker 5: to tell you about it. I can't help it. It's
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  Speaker 5: rather obvious to me how big, how good God is.
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  Speaker 5: He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one,
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  Speaker 5: he'd be clowning, he'd be just showing out.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,
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  Speaker 5: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your
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  Speaker 5: mission today?
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  Speaker 4: What are you waiting for? Why do we as people
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  Speaker 4: delay what we want.
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  Speaker 5: Or delay the process to begin what we want? Our hopes,
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  Speaker 5: our dreams, our desires. Why won't you start your mission today?
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  Speaker 5: Why don't we all decide together just individually. Look you listening.
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  Speaker 5: You got something that you've been dreaming about. You got
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  Speaker 5: an ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got
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  Speaker 5: goals you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them, everybody's got
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  Speaker 5: on everybody's got something that's on the table that they
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  Speaker 5: haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start
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  Speaker 5: your mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is
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  Speaker 5: only hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of
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  Speaker 5: aspiration to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you
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  Speaker 5: can get back to that because God knows where you
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  Speaker 5: left off.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 5: You may have to accomplish a few more things since
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  Speaker 5: you stopped for a long period of time, but God
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  Speaker 5: knows where you left off, you can get back on track.
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  Speaker 5: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since
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  Speaker 5: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now
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  Speaker 5: it got off track. I just kept it as one
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  Speaker 5: of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when
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  Speaker 5: it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was
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  Speaker 5: hanging on to was just the hope that one day
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  Speaker 5: it could.
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  Speaker 4: But that's what faith is really about. Faith is the
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  Speaker 4: belief in things that you cannot see. But faith gives
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  Speaker 4: you the confidence to keep hoping.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 5: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
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  Speaker 5: Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
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  Speaker 5: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope, And
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  Speaker 5: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
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  Speaker 5: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
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  Speaker 5: gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
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  Speaker 5: in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
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  Speaker 5: make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
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  Speaker 5: I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
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  Speaker 5: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
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  Speaker 5: dream on aspiration of vision or something, when you fall
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  Speaker 5: off track and you want to go get back in line,
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  Speaker 5: God holds your place.
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  Speaker 6: See.
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  Speaker 1: He held on to that for me.
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  Speaker 5: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but
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  Speaker 5: he said, Okay, here's where we stopped. You wanna be
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  Speaker 5: on TV now when you get it together and you
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  Speaker 5: quit tripping and you come and your turn to me,
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.
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  Speaker 5: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a
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  Speaker 5: lot longer to get here than I wanted to. But
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  Speaker 5: then it was necessary because I needed all of them
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  Speaker 5: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when
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  Speaker 5: I got on the radio one day, which I did
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  Speaker 5: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I say it every day. See, because of
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  Speaker 5: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 5: have stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and
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  Speaker 5: I can tell you about me better I can tell
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  Speaker 5: you about anybody. And I don't been through enough whereas relatable,
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  Speaker 5: where enough people can go mad that happened to me.
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  Speaker 5: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,
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  Speaker 5: I get it now. See at the time, no, I
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  Speaker 5: didn't like what was happening to me. At the time,
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  Speaker 5: I was really in total disagreement with God on a
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  Speaker 5: lot of stuff he was pulling off on me. But
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  Speaker 5: in essence, I was really pulling it off on myself.
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  Speaker 5: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through
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  Speaker 5: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,
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  Speaker 5: all my misfires, all the times I knowingly.
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  Speaker 4: Stepped out there and did wrong.
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  Speaker 5: He forgave me, he said, because mad if you ever
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  Speaker 5: come to me, I have a plan for you that
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  Speaker 5: is going to be far and above. It will supersede
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  Speaker 5: everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did. I
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  Speaker 5: just got sick of me, good and sick of me,
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  Speaker 5: and I turned it over to God. And then God
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  Speaker 5: started working and here I am today. Now He threw
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  Speaker 5: it me yet nope, arrived yet nope. But guess what
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  Speaker 5: the journey is cool?
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It's like I was talking to this young brother the
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  Speaker 5: other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.
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  Speaker 5: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 5: what is this I feel every night before I go
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  Speaker 5: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just
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  Speaker 5: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,
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  Speaker 5: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back
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  Speaker 5: every night before I go on stage.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: It's got something to do with pressure, It's got something
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  Speaker 5: to do with anticipation.
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  Speaker 4: It's got a whole lot to do with the fear
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  Speaker 4: of falling. He said.
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  Speaker 5: What you mean by that, I say, every night I
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  Speaker 5: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go
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  Speaker 5: and step off a cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.
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  Speaker 5: He said, Man, but you do so well. I said,
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  Speaker 5: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want
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  Speaker 5: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,
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  Speaker 5: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now these jokes provide
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  Speaker 5: a parachute which slows my descent when I jump off
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  Speaker 5: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And
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  Speaker 5: then I take the audience this way and I swung
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  Speaker 5: them back over that. That way, we might swing out
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  Speaker 5: to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami
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  Speaker 5: with this joke. We may take it on out to
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  Speaker 5: LA and I just swing back and forth till I
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  Speaker 5: land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,
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  Speaker 5: I said, but it's been too many nights though. When
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  Speaker 5: I walked off that cliff and I pulled the cord
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  Speaker 5: and the parachute didn't open, I said, naw, I'm just
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  Speaker 5: free falling out there for thirty minutes. Ain't no jokes working.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't the parachute didn't open. I said, So see, that's
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  Speaker 5: what it's like for me. And then you know what
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  Speaker 5: I found out. If you done walked off the cliff
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  Speaker 5: in life and you ain't got no guard in your life.
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  Speaker 5: It's like not having a parachute. You step off the
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  Speaker 5: cliff and you just free falling. Now, I see we
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  Speaker 5: all Now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right, see,
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  Speaker 5: we all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 5: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 5: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 5: here a parachute.
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  Speaker 4: You still going down, but it's a nice ride, and
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  Speaker 4: God just helps you.
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  Speaker 5: Your dessent appear more like a rise and they're more
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  Speaker 5: like a euphoric fall, instead of not having no God
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  Speaker 5: in your life and you just walking off that cliff
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  Speaker 5: every day, free falling. It ain't got no cord, you
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  Speaker 5: steady pulling, you hollering the whole way because you do
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  Speaker 5: mess around with yourself and ain't let God come into
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  Speaker 5: your life and provide a parachute for you. I would
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  Speaker 5: rather have a parachute since I got to jump every day,
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  Speaker 5: than to not have one. God has been like a
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  Speaker 5: parachute for me. Ask me where that came from. I
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  Speaker 5: can't tell you. But like I always say, most good
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  Speaker 5: things that happen in my life that I can't explain
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  Speaker 5: is usually him.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Somebody said,
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  Speaker 8: it is Friday, and it is It is Fried Day.
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  Speaker 8: It is that big day, that day at the end of.
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  Speaker 4: The week, the one that we all love is Friday, y'all.
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  Speaker 4: We have made it to Friday. Oh, Thanksgiving is around
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  Speaker 4: the coming.
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  Speaker 6: If you ain't picked them noodles up yet for that
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  Speaker 6: mac and cheese, I can assure you they're not in
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  Speaker 6: there now.
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  Speaker 4: Them big ale bowls, them big al bowls is gone larger.
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  Speaker 4: They gone larger.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got the male bowls gone. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see whatever I like to You're so right, because last
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  Speaker 1: year I waited till the last minute.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I went to the door.
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  Speaker 1: I almost had a nervous bread.
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  Speaker 6: They out of them ale bowls, that ocean spray cramy berry,
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  Speaker 6: them cans. You're gonna have to get listen. This is
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  Speaker 6: what you got to do Monday. You gotta have to
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  Speaker 6: get it there when they stock in the shill.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, just sit in the parking lot, wait on
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  Speaker 1: the truck.
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  Speaker 4: You got to wait on the truck to come in.
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  Speaker 6: They coming in on Monday, because I know you didn't forgot,
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  Speaker 6: you didn't get that.
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  Speaker 4: What else y'all be looking for at the last right now?
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  Speaker 4: Ain't green? Oh, I ain't no more greens? Green them
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  Speaker 4: more greens or green bean?
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  Speaker 1: And you know you've got to run back and get
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  Speaker 1: some more onions. You got got to get some more
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  Speaker 1: onions and celery for the dressing.
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  Speaker 4: Here go another can, he'll go another can. What that
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  Speaker 4: carnation milk?
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna say.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say sweet and condensed milk, all.
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  Speaker 6: Right, that carnation milk, that's gonna be. That's gonna be
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  Speaker 6: an issue for you if you couldn't turkey next in
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  Speaker 6: them in them greens?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 6: That that right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Smoke they go fast too, because don't nobody really want
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  Speaker 1: to use the hamhocks anymore?
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  Speaker 6: So that goes Yeah, we're going trying to be a
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  Speaker 6: little healthier with it. So yeah, that's the mix. I
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  Speaker 6: don't know the mix is in there.
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  Speaker 4: My all she wanted was the hamhock.
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  Speaker 7: You can.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: She never ate agree, big old ham sitting on her plate.
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  Speaker 6: I'll be like.
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  Speaker 4: A whole hawk. You know what you gotta run back for?
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  Speaker 4: What's that butter? Yeah you don't need some butter. You
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  Speaker 4: don't need to butter roll those rolls?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and when somebody.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to yeah, yeah, it's a fine line.
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  Speaker 4: But what are we drinking?
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  Speaker 6: Though?
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  Speaker 4: We were we drinking? What's drink?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to thinking about that iced tea.
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  Speaker 6: Jackie got, Jackie got a drink is off the chain.
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  Speaker 6: It's country time lemonade.
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  Speaker 1: That powder sprite and pineapple juice.
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  Speaker 6: That thing that yeah, then you put uh uh and
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  Speaker 6: put cranberries in it. Nice, It floats, It floats.
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  Speaker 4: In there with the ice. My baby got that thing
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  Speaker 4: down right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's right there, just at thek. Just don't worry about
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  Speaker 1: your diet, okay, we're not worried about diet.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at.
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  Speaker 9: Thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from a nephew.
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  Speaker 9: Is he runs up from frank back. He's all high
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  Speaker 9: on sugar.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank bag what you got for.
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  Speaker 4: His nest turner.
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  Speaker 6: Were about to turn these folks lights off. That's what
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  Speaker 6: we're about to do. We're in the driveway calling them
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  Speaker 6: at work. If you get over here in the next
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  Speaker 6: you know, fifteen twenty minutes with the money on that
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  Speaker 6: I might be able to do something for you. But
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  Speaker 6: right now we're about to turn them off. Okay, were
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  Speaker 6: about to turn your lights off? Cat Dog, if you
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  Speaker 6: would hello Hello.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to find Girod. Please get hey Girod. How
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  Speaker 7: you doing this? Is Mason Man. I'm the guy that
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  Speaker 7: turns the lights on and off. If you haven't paid
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  Speaker 7: your bill, and I'm on the air at your house.
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  Speaker 7: I actually get ready to turn the lights off, but
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to. Uh, it's a courtage to call. We're
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  Speaker 7: supposed to give. If people can pay their bill before
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  Speaker 7: we turn them off, then we can collect and we
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  Speaker 7: keep moving.
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  Speaker 10: He said, you say, who you?
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  Speaker 11: Who are you again? I'm made exactly so you say
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  Speaker 11: you've got to do what.
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  Speaker 7: I'm getting ready to turn the lights off because the
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  Speaker 7: bill hasn't been paid. I'm getting ready to turn the
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  Speaker 7: power off. Are you here at the house?
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  Speaker 11: No, I'm at work.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, listen, is there anyone at the house that
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  Speaker 7: can make a payment. Make a payment? The payment right
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  Speaker 7: now that I have is turning twenty one dollars and
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  Speaker 7: thirty six cents.
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  Speaker 4: Is that right?
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  Speaker 11: For what the election?
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  Speaker 7: For the electric bill? Yes, sir, No, no, sirt no, sirt.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, there's nobody at the house, and I don't.
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  Speaker 12: Think I owe that much.
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  Speaker 7: Well, that's what I have right now. It's two hundred
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  Speaker 7: and twenty one dollars and thirty six cents.
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  Speaker 11: So see, my wife she already paid that.
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  Speaker 6: See.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, well they don't have a record of that. I'm
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  Speaker 7: in your driveway right now. I'm getting ready to turn
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  Speaker 7: this thing off until the payment has been made.
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  Speaker 12: Well, see that cert.
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  Speaker 11: There's nobody home right now?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, if no one is here, then I have
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  Speaker 7: to follow through and continue and go ahead, and and
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  Speaker 7: and and turn the power off until everything is rectified.
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  Speaker 11: Oh oh, you in my driveway?
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  Speaker 7: I mean your driveway. So is there anyone here? How
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  Speaker 7: far are you from here?
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  Speaker 11: I'm at work.
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  Speaker 12: I can't get off now, but you got to get
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  Speaker 12: out my driveway.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, sir, I'm not gonna be able to leave
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  Speaker 7: you driveway until I actually turn the power off.
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  Speaker 11: Can't turn my power off. I got food and refrigerator
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  Speaker 11: to my kids.
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  Speaker 12: Got fish that you know?
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  Speaker 11: Come on, man, what do you mean you got fish?
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  Speaker 7: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 11: I can be there thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 12: Give you a cash right now, sir?
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  Speaker 7: What what do you mean when you say you got fish?
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  Speaker 10: Fish tank?
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  Speaker 7: Oh? Fish tank? You have a fish tank? Okay, well, sir,
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  Speaker 7: I understand.
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  Speaker 11: That, but I'll be there in thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 12: You stay right there, don't touch nothing.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, So I can't.
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  Speaker 7: I can't be here at thirty minutes. I can't wait
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  Speaker 7: that long.
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  Speaker 11: Thirty minutes. I'll be there with cash, and I'll tell
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  Speaker 11: you with a.
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  Speaker 7: Two what we don't We don't accept cash, sir. We're
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  Speaker 7: gonna need a money off.
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  Speaker 11: I don't have time to go to I'll be there
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  Speaker 11: with the cash thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 7: I can't take cas Are you listening to me, sir?
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  Speaker 7: Are you listening to me? I'm listening to you. I
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  Speaker 7: can't take cash. I need a money order.
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  Speaker 11: I'll be there thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, sir, I have to cut I have to turn
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  Speaker 7: your power off if you're not here. I give everybody
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  Speaker 7: ten minutes, ten minutes where they can pay it or
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  Speaker 7: we can actually turn it off. Now, you tell me
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  Speaker 7: what you want me to do.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna call my wife real quick, all right, real quiet.
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  Speaker 7: So I don't have time to call you. I don't.
• 17:08
  Speaker 7: I don't have time for that.
• 17:09
  Speaker 12: First of all, sir, I'll get me my wife for
• 17:12
  Speaker 12: a mess up bills. Okay, first of all, okay, okay.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: If she does the mess up bills, then what the
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: hell is going on?
• 17:17
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 17:18
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna call her real quick straight okay.
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, sir, I don't have a real quick time.
• 17:23
  Speaker 7: What we have to do right now?
• 17:25
  Speaker 11: Is I have to do this.
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: I have to see to turn your power off. You
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: get it turned on now, listen. I can come back
• 17:30
  Speaker 7: and turn this thing right back on next week. It'll
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: be one hundred and fifty dollars penn Terri connect.
• 17:36
  Speaker 12: First of all, you need to get out of my yard.
• 17:38
  Speaker 12: First of all, for I call y'all.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: I'm here because I'm supposed to be here. I'm here
• 17:43
  Speaker 7: because you haven't paid.
• 17:45
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna call my way.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: Look at this right now. I'm here because you haven't
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: paid your bill.
• 17:50
  Speaker 12: I'm paying. My wife pays my bill.
• 17:52
  Speaker 7: Well, how do you even know she paid it?
• 17:54
  Speaker 11: Because you don't know it.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: Damn, you don't know anything.
• 17:57
  Speaker 12: Hold sir, trust me my white pay the bill. It's
• 18:00
  Speaker 12: a mistake in your system.
• 18:02
  Speaker 7: Get out of my yard.
• 18:03
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: Are you at Avenue?
• 18:06
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's correct.
• 18:07
  Speaker 7: But I'm in I'm in the that I'm in the
• 18:09
  Speaker 7: right place, sir, And you haven't played your bill, and
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: I've been ordered to turn it off.
• 18:13
  Speaker 11: I'll tell you what, tell you what I'm gonna do.
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna be there at thirty minutes.
• 18:16
  Speaker 7: I know that I'm not gonna be here in thirty minutes. Okay,
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: you are you are you listen, I'm turning this off
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: in the next five minutes.
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: And not touch My wife paid the bill.
• 18:27
  Speaker 11: Leave my lesson.
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: My wife hasn't paid the bill. Now, maybe your wife
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: is out lollygaggers doing something else.
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: Whoa whoa hold whoa whoa whoah hold hold. First of all,
• 18:35
  Speaker 12: you keep her, keep her out of this, right okay,
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: you don't.
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: Want that brought in. That's the one that keeps telling
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: me what she has done, what she happened done.
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: Listen and listen, keep my hey.
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: That's why I draw the line.
• 18:44
  Speaker 12: I'll be there thirty minutes means you can tie are gonna.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: Continue to go back and forth with you, sir. I
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: don't have thirty minutes. I got ten minutes. You understand me.
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: I gotta I'm gonna leave right now. I'm I'm gonna
• 18:55
  Speaker 12: get the car right now. Okay, I'll be there thirty minutes,
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: so I don't.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Have thirty minutes. I'm to in and off. You can
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: call downtown and get headquarters at turn it back on
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: and we'll come back out here. And it's to reconnect people.
• 19:06
  Speaker 7: One hundred and fifty dollars.
• 19:08
  Speaker 12: So I gotta come up with three hundred.
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: Oh hell, sir, your bill is two hundred and something
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: dollars and that it's gonna be one hundred and fifty dollars.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Reconnect mee.
• 19:16
  Speaker 12: No, well, no that hey, I'll be there in ten minutes.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: Okay, well, sir, and I've told you before. You have
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: five minutes to get here.
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: No, listen, listen, let me call my neighbor real quick.
• 19:28
  Speaker 12: O hold, let me call, hold on, let me call.
• 19:30
  Speaker 7: I don't have time for you to click over and
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: call other people. Sir, Is there somebody that can give
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: me a money order? Right now? Yeah?
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, right now? Get your money order in five minutes?
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: Okay, now, who's gonna do that?
• 19:42
  Speaker 11: I don't know how I to call my wife.
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: I told you your wife is the reason why you're
• 19:46
  Speaker 7: in this situation.
• 19:47
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna report you to your suit.
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna hurt me when I'm out doing my job.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: You should report your wife but not doing what she's
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: supposed Let's care what you say. If do you want
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: your life on on and off? When you get here?
• 20:03
  Speaker 7: Your lights are getting turned off in the next two
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: minutes because your wife didn't pay the damn bill. I
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: tell y'all. Excuse me.
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: I'na tell y'all. Listen, eat my wife's name out your mouse.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: I tell you what, you know what my supervisor would
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: tell you.
• 20:21
  Speaker 12: I don't know what.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: Tell me tell you that you have been talking to
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: god bright.
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 20:35
  Speaker 12: I was on my wedding.
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: Your coworker got Joseph, so he got you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna get in.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Don't get no more man, man you had.
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: Hey, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: what is the baddest radio show in the land?
• 20:52
  Speaker 12: Come on, man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: I think I didn't had everything turned off. I'd have
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: had water turn off. I'd had lights turned off. When
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: the water got turned off, my daddy gave me a
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: too to go back out there and turn it back on.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we had that tool. Okay, we did have that. Yeah.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: And then back in the day, if you took a
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: big magnet and you taped it to the to the
• 21:14
  Speaker 6: electric meter, it slows it down.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: I shouldn't be saying this. And that's how your bill
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: be eight dollars.
• 21:21
  Speaker 9: That's how you all right, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next,
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: ask the riddlo are ready to Love Officer Tommy.
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• 21:58
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we're talking
• 22:01
  Speaker 9: to the one and only Cheryl Underwood, our girl, Cheryl
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: is coming through to cover topics.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's been a minute since we've talked.
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: To Cheryl, and she's gonna tell us about her upcoming
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: show with our very own nephew, Temmy. Okay, you've been
• 22:15
  Speaker 9: talking about it for a minute, so that's gonna be fun.
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: Cheryl is family to us, of course, and we're looking
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: forward to talking to her. But right now it is
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: time to ask the riddlelo the ready to Love Officer
• 22:26
  Speaker 9: Tommy and Junior.
• 22:28
  Speaker 6: Here we go.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: Flip flip in.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Carrollton writes, My cousin is a single mom and she
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: asks for help to buy Christmas presents for her three kids.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I want to help her, but I see what she
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: spends her money on, and she looks like she's doing
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: just fine. Am I wrong for judging her? Should I
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: help her out?
• 22:48
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: God, she's spending enough money on herself or she looking
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: on fly and everything, and she'd have forgot to save
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: money for her kids. So her priority is in the
• 22:57
  Speaker 6: wrong place, and now she needs some help. And you're
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: trying to decide if you should help or not.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: You want to look past do you want to look
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: past her faults and see the kids needs? You judging
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: her yourself?
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: Right now?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm judging them. I'm judging.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: I don't want a dog, you know, I love kids,
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: so I don't want get them one bike as three kids.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: They just gonna have to ride this one bike together.
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: They just gonna have to.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: You know, kids ride bikes anymore.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I'm just asking.
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: We used to ride three to a back, back back
• 23:34
  Speaker 6: in the age. They ain't never been on no handle bars.
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: They don't know nothing.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: About that awadays. Yeah, nowadays, you're right, Yeah.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Helmets and stuff.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, I wouldn't help
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: them kids get the damn thing. But I'm gonna keep
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: dressing with the ucio. You got to give him something,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: your kids and y'all know people to exist with our family,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: you know what we tell them.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not doing here with you. I'm not
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: doing it, all right, everybody getting see that.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Dollars from me?
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: That's it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: But Gucci, now, hey, yes, so there to do.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: You're wrong, all right?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Moving on to Nia in Germantown.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Nia says, I'm married and my husband is the best
• 24:24
  Speaker 9: dad and provider, but he's turned into a homebody and
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: refuses to go to a holiday.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Party with me.
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: I can't go alone because it's couple's only. Would I
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: be wrong to invite my work husband to go with me?
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: All right, you're gonna get yourself in something. He comes
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: to the best.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: Work husband, get out there and get the sipping and
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: sipping and tipping. It's gonna go to another level. I'm
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: just telling you, you and work husband gonna take it
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: to the next level, all right. And all this home
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: body thing you're gonna miss, you're gonna mess up what
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: you got at the house because if we already know
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: work husband just been waiting, just laying in the cut.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: I hope we go to the big party.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: To Colt, what's all this? We taking my work husband
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: to the party.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: What is this?
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Do you hear yourself?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: You know Clip crazy, some mus clive husband. You know
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Clive Crazy, he's a husband. Yeah, what's the work husband's name?
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: Jeff?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know what Jeff and you doing, but you
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: know Clive crazy though, Like, oh, I don't nowhere because.
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: Clive sound like.
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: He's ali husband.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: All right now, all right?
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Charles in Tampa, Childs says, my girlfriend
• 25:47
  Speaker 9: went through my phone and she read a text from
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: my mom asking me if I'm bringing.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: That girl I am dating to Thanksgiving?
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I can see how that's offensive. What's worse my mom's
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: text or my girl going through my phone? The work
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: girl going through this phone. Mama gonna be and Mama,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: mama gonna say what Mama gonna say?
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: This girl picking up your phone going through it is
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: an issue, yes, big one.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And why are you reading his messages from his mom
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: like that? Yeah?
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it was the other text messaging you
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: didn't read, mama.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: That's what you're doing.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You should have read the one up under mama text.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: That's the one that had your That's the one you
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: need to be looking at. The one right up under mama, Cheryl.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: He can read now.
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: Phone.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah what Cheryl say, She'll say it. I liked what
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: you had on yesterday. That one, that's the one you
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: need to be worried about.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Car left.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: That one one goes.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Angie in Jersey City says, I'm in an open marriage
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and I had sex with a guy that's eight years
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: younger and he's got a nice six pack. I showed
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: my husband his picture and he says he's too young
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: for me. Is that the real issue? Or is he
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: mad because the man is muscular? It's so musky.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Some some some of this stuff just too open that
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: that's just I mean, it's open, and then it's wide old.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: I don't like wide wide open. It's just too much.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: This is waye it's wide old. Now you just you
• 27:28
  Speaker 6: first of all, you done told him who you've been.
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: I don't know how this works.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, my marriage is closed, yeah, clothed lot of seal.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: You know, one of the bank bomps list just shut.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: So I don't understand the whole Yeah, this is who
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: I would laugh. We take him, Take up my boy,
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Look at my boy, look at it, look at this
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: something easy.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: You imagine your husband.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: What I can't imagine Jackie coming home talking about me
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: and Donald and going to the movie you and don Donavan.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't like Donovan first and going to the movie.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: I'm going to burn the whole movie theater today.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: What would do if you just came home and showed
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: him what were tied to? If you can't gonna show
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: him a man on your.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Phone, well, let me just put it like this.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: We'll be watching the news.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: When you start off with, well it's a problem.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Well, I don't know if it's gonna be date line.
• 28:39
  Speaker 7: Local news.
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be forensic file.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: That's what it gonna be.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, forty eight hours, all all the shows.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: You're just you're newly wet.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah what what queen? What question?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Me and man?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Only two years that Queisha have that just idea, just
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: the idea why everything goes away that day?
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: And animal.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: By myself and the dog is going to the dog
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: dogs tak she gon dog ain't dead nothing, you.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: Know?
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah that's a bit. She showed you a six
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: pack on the phone. Who these are hypothetical?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Got on right now?
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: Better answer.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Quit.
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna find this out right now.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: We already write the letter on your phone.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: It ain't your ain't by It's a six pack of soda.
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: It better be on that.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: That's what it better be a six pack of Sprite
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: coke gingerator.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: My wife would we.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: The lawsuit with the yes only closed marriages on this show.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I love it all right.
• 30:10
  Speaker 9: Coming up at the top of the hour, we missed her,
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: our girl, Cheryl Underwood.
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Right after this, Yeah you're listening Morning show.
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Today, we are joined by the one and only Cheryl Underwood.
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: CHLL is out here to cover trending topics and we
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: got a big show coming up in New Jersey that
• 30:31
  Speaker 6: we're gonna talk about. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: Our family member, a member of Zeta five Beta. Not
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: only that, the girl got a Daytime Emmy Award. Lord
• 30:41
  Speaker 6: Hemn Mercy, please welcome talk show host, stand up comedian,
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: the one and only Cheryl Underwood.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, hey, she.
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: The girl.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: My Chicago.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: You know you know it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I might have to go back there and sling these jokes.
• 31:00
  Speaker 13: Going to New Jersey because you know the talk is
• 31:02
  Speaker 13: coming to an end, right, y'all know that, right, I
• 31:05
  Speaker 13: knew what was coming.
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: I didn't know what I didn't know. I don't know
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: when it is. When is it?
• 31:09
  Speaker 13: December twentieth is the last day, So you know I'm
• 31:13
  Speaker 13: over there, Junior, getting everything I can, yellow pads.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Blackmore everything on the way out.
• 31:24
  Speaker 13: You better know, Twizzlers, I'm over at Craft Service making
• 31:27
  Speaker 13: it happen like I will never eat again, Shirley Strawberries, since.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: You'll do how many years? Well, this is our fifteenth season,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: this is our season.
• 31:39
  Speaker 13: But you know I'm functioning like when me and Shirley
• 31:41
  Speaker 13: used to work over at Carson Perry Scott. You know
• 31:47
  Speaker 13: it gotta clean him out, gotta gotta clean them out.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: But I thank God for the blessing, and I love
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the fact that my fans are coming to see me
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: do live comedy. So Tommy, you know, I want to
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: thank you because you know, like any other American, when
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: the job go down, you got to figure out what
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: your next move is and stand up Revity.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: It's always the next move.
• 32:07
  Speaker 13: So I gotta thank you for putting me on the
• 32:10
  Speaker 13: New Jersey Show where we're gonna be where we're gonna be.
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: We are at the NJ PAK Baby Saturday night, November thirtieth,
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: that Saturday, right after right after Thanksgiving, right after Black Friday.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: And it is it is myself, It's it's you, Sheil Underwood,
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: It's Dominique and Faness Mitchell, and we're gonna be in
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: the building. This is Thanksgiving, this is Thanksgiving comedy show.
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: You don't want to miss this.
• 32:31
  Speaker 13: So since you tap job is going down, since my
• 32:34
  Speaker 13: top job is going down, can somebody at least bring
• 32:36
  Speaker 13: me three plates?
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Three plates?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Put it in a container where I can put it
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: in the freezer, because I need to save them all
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: the way to Christmas, because you never know.
• 32:46
  Speaker 13: When you don't laugh at me, you have not because
• 32:48
  Speaker 13: you ask not. See I need plates and food. See
• 32:51
  Speaker 13: y'all play too much. This economy is not for suckers.
• 32:55
  Speaker 13: Right now, we gotta make it. I gotta eat, so
• 32:57
  Speaker 13: I'll be putting that plate of food and between two
• 33:00
  Speaker 13: grill pieces of bread with some cheese on it. What's
• 33:03
  Speaker 13: that sandwich where you put all the Thanksgiving food together?
• 33:07
  Speaker 13: And if you are a single man, what a job
• 33:10
  Speaker 13: I'm in. I'm ready jun your you know what I'm saying.
• 33:13
  Speaker 13: You know it didn't work out. It didn't work out,
• 33:16
  Speaker 13: But now that I don't have no job, I need
• 33:18
  Speaker 13: to get with somebody to help pay these bills over here.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: So you falling? Come on, now, you're coming back to
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: your original crab and you always had it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You never let it go.
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  Speaker 4: You're still gun.
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  Speaker 6: Come on, You're just coming back to a different platform
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  Speaker 6: where you where you started your roots.
• 33:34
  Speaker 13: Oh absolutely, you know, speaking of roots, I do need
• 33:37
  Speaker 13: somebody to help me chip in and dye his hair.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Because it's growing faster than I thought.
• 33:43
  Speaker 13: I'm on this biotead right now, and it's coming in faster.
• 33:47
  Speaker 13: I thought it's still thin. It's just growing longer. And
• 33:50
  Speaker 13: so Nash me, oh, we are you talking about those roots.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: This way?
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: I knew it.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Surely I knew I was getting ready to not have.
• 34:01
  Speaker 13: Money when I start buying Amazon synthetic wigs, so I
• 34:07
  Speaker 13: don't mess up all this good show here I got
• 34:10
  Speaker 13: because I'm trying to get back on TV show The Strawberries.
• 34:13
  Speaker 13: But you know, when I'm out doing these road gigs,
• 34:16
  Speaker 13: you know I can't be curling. They'll McDonald got three
• 34:20
  Speaker 13: Daytime Emmys as a glam to my one, and he's
• 34:23
  Speaker 13: the best glam man. But I'm learning how to do
• 34:26
  Speaker 13: my own glam. That's why you can't record me on
• 34:28
  Speaker 13: the road. It's not that I don't want these jokes recorded,
• 34:30
  Speaker 13: which I don't.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: It's the fact I'll be.
• 34:33
  Speaker 13: Looking pretty together sort of because I'm doing it myself.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: But what was we talking about? Oh, comedy routs.
• 34:38
  Speaker 13: Okay, I'm in all comedy clubs. I'm doing every comedy.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Club I can. And I love the fact that meet Tommy.
• 34:45
  Speaker 13: Listen, they better get there early because we going in
• 34:48
  Speaker 13: and out of everybody and I'm still cussing.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Saints, start praying right now.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: This is a.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Cavalcade of cussing. Cavalcade. Shut scruberries, Cheryl. Yes, yes, you
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: look good. I have to say that.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: I have to say that you look good, you look healthy,
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: you look happy.
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: I'm so glad to see you, know you. Yeah, you're
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: really really do and I want to congratulate you on that.
• 35:15
  Speaker 9: And you know, and I like your attitude about you know,
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: your show coming to an end.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: All of that.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: You look great and good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Something else fum me describer, absolutely, yes, God, something else?
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Fum me. He gave it to me seasons fifteen seasons.
• 35:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah, when to CBS for me to be on CBS
• 35:34
  Speaker 13: for the jokes you're about to hear at the njpack,
• 35:36
  Speaker 13: you'd be like she on Daytime TV every day with
• 35:39
  Speaker 13: that mouth.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, I just knew just and control. But here's the
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: other thing too.
• 35:44
  Speaker 13: I want to thank everybody and thank you Shirley for
• 35:46
  Speaker 13: seeing that I am healthy. I'm very happy.
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 35:50
  Speaker 13: My body's doing good, praise God. My family's doing well.
• 35:54
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I get to see everybody. Yes, I get to see
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: everybody out on the road.
• 35:59
  Speaker 13: But here's the catch to this and looking tood the role.
• 36:02
  Speaker 13: When you get older, you gotta be in shape. So
• 36:04
  Speaker 13: I'm on my little exercise bike, you know, and trying
• 36:07
  Speaker 13: to get yourself together and drink water. Now I'm still drinking.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: So when you come up to me, now, my skin't
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: gonna be dry, Julian, my limp's gonna.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Be just a little bit chat because I'm I'm still drinking.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: But I'm doing every comedy club in the nation. I'm
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: doing every road.
• 36:24
  Speaker 13: Gig because I got a stock up for retirement and
• 36:27
  Speaker 13: especially for women. Now, that's one thing I think we
• 36:29
  Speaker 13: need to talk about healthcare, retirement, and I will be
• 36:34
  Speaker 13: talking about this election and what I feel is happening
• 36:37
  Speaker 13: out out here in the country, and I think I
• 36:41
  Speaker 13: think a lot of us didn't do what we were
• 36:43
  Speaker 13: supposed to do because we think we're gonna get a
• 36:45
  Speaker 13: better deal from a captain, combover, commander and Cheetah.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, yeah, do y'all want to talk about that?
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: Y'all want?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Can I stay and we talk a little whit when
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  Speaker 1: we come back.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Let's talk about that. We talked about anything you want
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: to talk about when we come back.
• 37:00
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  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 37:47
  Speaker 13: I am very very happy, but I'm very unhappy about
• 37:50
  Speaker 13: what happened in this election. I'm glad y'all letting me
• 37:53
  Speaker 13: say talk about this. What do y'all think happen? What
• 37:57
  Speaker 13: did y'all think happen?
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think everybody got out of the vote.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I really don't.
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  Speaker 4: I don't.
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  Speaker 7: We did.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: We pushed it, We pushed it and pushed it every
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: single day, but I just don't.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You thought I hear about men, black
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: men not wanting to vote. I heard that.
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know how true that is. White women voted
• 38:17
  Speaker 6: for Trump, you know, I mean the list goes on
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: and on. Hispanics is well.
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: First, I think we found out the importance of black media,
• 38:32
  Speaker 13: black radio, black newspapers, even.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Black social media.
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: You know, black people do not believe that Jesus is
• 38:40
  Speaker 13: coming back until we hear it on the Steve.
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: Harvey Morning Show, you know. So you've got to put
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: those resources.
• 38:46
  Speaker 13: Into black media and strengthen that and black Greek letter organizations,
• 38:50
  Speaker 13: black churches, and black civil rights organizations.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: We did what we needed to do.
• 38:54
  Speaker 13: She got a larger percentage of the black male vote.
• 38:57
  Speaker 13: I think all of this was propaganda to say, oh,
• 39:00
  Speaker 13: the black men are not voting for her.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: No brothers voted in solidarity.
• 39:05
  Speaker 13: It was just not enough of us in the turnout,
• 39:07
  Speaker 13: especially in the battleground states, you know, because these margins
• 39:10
  Speaker 13: were really small, and if you notice Democrats were voted
• 39:13
  Speaker 13: in in places where she was the campaign. Let me
• 39:17
  Speaker 13: not say she because she did a phenomenal job in
• 39:20
  Speaker 13: these realizes. He been running for eight years, she was
• 39:23
  Speaker 13: running for three months, and people have stepped aside. That's
• 39:27
  Speaker 13: right if people have stepped aside, But surely let me
• 39:29
  Speaker 13: just say what I feel now again, I think that
• 39:33
  Speaker 13: just like with Hillary's, they did not come together, and
• 39:36
  Speaker 13: we're gonna say they because we know what percentage did
• 39:39
  Speaker 13: not join us in the vote. And I mean we
• 39:41
  Speaker 13: could talk about things that should have would have cut up.
• 39:43
  Speaker 13: But a lot of people about to and find out.
• 39:46
  Speaker 13: They about to blank and find out because.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: He's got the House, he's got the Senate, he's got
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: every branch of government, he's got everything.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: He's got unchecked out.
• 39:57
  Speaker 13: Oh my god, matter of fact, Puffy and Hell going
• 40:00
  Speaker 13: high to hell.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Do know where I get this.
• 40:05
  Speaker 13: I think Puffy gonna get out of his hell because
• 40:06
  Speaker 13: Trump is on them tapes. That's what I say is
• 40:09
  Speaker 13: I think Trump is right up in there. He's gonna
• 40:11
  Speaker 13: save He.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: Ain't sure before we before we go, did you see
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: the fight? Did you see the mic? Say some fight?
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: First of all, I need Mike Tyson to call me
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: because when he turned around and all that old show
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Mike Tyson see, I thought he was gonna walk out
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: with his crew and do Redman time for some action.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: When he walked out Bicep, I said, oh, this ain't
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: looking good. This ain't this ain't looking good.
• 40:32
  Speaker 13: But then in the free fight where he turned around
• 40:35
  Speaker 13: and show that Mike Tyson, boy, let me.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I let you come on, and I ain't scared of you.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Mike Tyson.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: Listen to me.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you up there making pancakes with little April.
• 40:43
  Speaker 13: He's gonna be cooking buck nigger like bing range on
• 40:45
  Speaker 13: baby boy, Come on, Mike Tyson.
• 40:48
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we love you, Cheryl Love You're back. You
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: you're listening Morning show. We will be cooking our own Wii.
• 41:10
  Speaker 9: We'll be cooking our own Thanksgiving dinner this year, Thank goodness.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: But that don't you ever put a Wii on no food.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I didn't put a Wii on it. Anyway.
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: We're gonna be cooking our own Thanksgiving dinner this year,
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: Thank goodness. But what about those people guys that when
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: you have a potluck dinner where everyone in the family
• 41:37
  Speaker 9: is supposed to bring a dish, you know, someone brings
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: a potato salad, someone brings a dressing, someone brings.
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: A mac and cheese.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: You know, So what are some of the dues and
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: don'ts that they need to know before they even start
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: making their dishes?
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Their plate picked in their plate?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Tell you what I'll tell you when we were back.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Don't bring nothing to hit with raisins in it, period, Hey.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Man, yes, uh, potato salad, desserts, nothing, sweet potato salad. Nothing.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Here's what I like though.
• 42:14
  Speaker 6: If you handling food, you know there's a lot of
• 42:18
  Speaker 6: people eating and you put some gloves on.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: If you're handling.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: Food, that's all just and and if you're serving this,
• 42:27
  Speaker 6: come one.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Fancy now, love all and wash your meat, wash your turkey,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: and get that that bag out of the cavity and
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: wash that.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: Don't just take that out the bag and put it
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: in the pot. I don't use that bag. I throw
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: that bag in the tray. I don't do that. Yeah,
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: I mean, well, if you do, you still got it.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: You know, some people don't wash it. They think the
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: heat will kill it. Meat.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about this. We talked about the.
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Meat, you know.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Let's get to these greens. And where are we washing
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: these greens in the tube? In the tub, not.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: The other side of that saint. We can watch them
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: over there.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: That makes me ill when I see that. It's like
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I've seen and childlings. Come on, now, I don't.
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: Eat social media. Well you're not eating nothing where in
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: the tub.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Just too much. Now, your greens taste like ol nush.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: That's the next foot pop right.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: So.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, fish washing liquid? Is that not even bunny was taste?
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: That's not right, it's not right. And don't burn the rolls.
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: Do not do that.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Don't burn the rolls. Don't don't dry out the turkey.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: If you if you, if you're making a turkey, or
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: if you're smoking a turkey, whatever it is, don't dry them.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Don't dry the meat out.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: It's a skill enough on its own, right, Yeah, that's
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's a skill to keeping it moist
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: and hot and not drying it out. So you gotta really,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I think that's how you burn the rolls. I think
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: you're exhausted after cooking everything else, and then you put
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: the rolls on, and then you forget and then you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: burn the roll Oh I'm the only one. That's the
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: time where, yeah, you gotta set I'm the only one
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: burnt rolls on this shell.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: You know I don't cook, so whatever.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: I know, I can't.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: I know I can't say this color. Well, I wash
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: my meat and I keep it moist.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Your turkey meat. I hate you on Thanksgiving and every
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: other day for saying that.
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah it was, it was the perfect time.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: What else? What else would I hot loup?
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: Sweet potatoes?
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: Okay, there's some rules to sweet potatoes now and jams.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, what are the rules?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: No marshmalls, you put on boo, You're the only Now
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you are the only one whatever?
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: And yeah, look like they couch something like that, overthinking it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you right now, if you bring a
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: green bean cassurole in here, you're gonna leave with that
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: green bean cassual nobody's eating that.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: I'm sick of that. Hey, Happy Thanksgiving? Coming up next
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: to nephew and today's preak phone call. Right after this,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:05
  Speaker 9: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's
• 46:08
  Speaker 9: my strawberry letter for today and the subject is I'm
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  Speaker 9: tired of sneaking around with her. Okay, we'll get us
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  Speaker 9: that find out what that's all about in just a
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: few because right now the nephew is here with today's
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: prank phone call. What you got for its new Sure.
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: We go head on down to the church. And all right,
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: that's right here. It is called God's Ministry. Okay, God's
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: uh ministry.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: All right, All mine's Clia. All right here we go,
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: cat dog. If you would hello, Hello, I'm trying to
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: reach Clarence.
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: Clarence. How you doing, Clarence? This is stattyst Man. I'm
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: over at the church, man, my Baptist church. Where you
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: a member of right. Oh yeah, hey, okay, Hey, I'm
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: the gyms man and uh you you you actually came
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: to uh this past service. Correct gyms the gyms that's
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: that's uh God's eyes missionary and and basically what we
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: do is we watch what's going on, you know in
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come? And uh,
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: you know, I don't mean any harm, but this this
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: if my records indicate me right, uh through my God's
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: eyes ministry the gyms looking at my books, looks like
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: you this is your first time at.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: The church this year? Correct?
• 47:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: Now when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: you actually did not stand, correct because you remember there
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: we go. Now you you still work for uh you
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: you work for them. Yeah okay, Now what we've done
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: is we've averaged it out that you.
• 47:56
  Speaker 11: What I mean, what is this about?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm on my way to it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: So so you probably are you averaging about what between
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis over there.
• 48:07
  Speaker 12: With I mean, yeah, something like that.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: But go ahead, problem.
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: See what we're looking at.
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: Since you are member, because see you did not stand
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: when he said all members said, see you did not
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: stand up, which which you right there are making the
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: and you're making about we're gonna roughly say about forty
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent is
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: forty five hundred. Now we looked at the we looked
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: at the books and noticed that you put in fifty
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Now, if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: hundred dollars that you are to.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: Be paying your tithes?
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: Wait, what's your name?
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Like I said, sir, my name is Thadyus status. Will
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me? Well
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: in tied that would offer See you you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: You you are wait a minut Hold on a second.
• 49:03
  Speaker 10: You got you got all this stuff going on to
• 49:05
  Speaker 10: the church. You you got uh, you got hungry people,
• 49:09
  Speaker 10: you got people that need salvation and whatever. But you're
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: calling me about about some money that I haven't given
• 49:15
  Speaker 10: to the church.
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: Well, well, see and that's what your ministry does, y'all.
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: Y'all spend all morning calling people.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: My job, sir, as a gym God's Eyes ministry, my
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: job is to keep an eye on what's going on
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: We see, this is why we can't get the extra
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like him.
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: This is why you know what?
• 49:44
  Speaker 10: Now you got to hold on a second. First of all,
• 49:47
  Speaker 10: let me explain something to your brother, Patty, yourself, whatever
• 49:50
  Speaker 10: the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Listen, Hey,
• 49:55
  Speaker 10: I don't even have to explain this to you, but
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: let me explain something to you.
• 49:57
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: I'm this is a one job household.
• 50:01
  Speaker 11: This is all we do.
• 50:02
  Speaker 10: This is the one job household. My wife don't work,
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: but my wife comes to church every Sunday and she
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: pays the tithes that have you checked as the gym ministry,
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: have y'all looked at her ties?
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: understand you have to pay your ties. Will a man
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: rob God? Yet you have robbed?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You are robbing the Lord of Brother Claris.
• 50:28
  Speaker 11: You know what, man?
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: You know that's you know, and you wonder why people
• 50:31
  Speaker 10: don't come to church all the time.
• 50:33
  Speaker 11: You know, how do you gonna tell me that I rob?
• 50:34
  Speaker 10: I could be giving my tie somewhere else.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: I am the secretary.
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: I am the gym's secretary of God's eyes ministry. And
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: You're making forty five thout one dollars.
• 50:47
  Speaker 10: Some dude from the church. I don't know if that
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: is something. I'll tell you that who But that's not
• 50:57
  Speaker 10: none of their business.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know.
• 51:00
  Speaker 10: Does it have to do with him calling people and
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: asking them if they're I got this? I got this ham?
• 51:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you know I got it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 12: I got it, I got it, I got it, I
• 51:08
  Speaker 12: got I know, I don't.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: I don't who who who? Who? Who? Who?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Who is that?
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Sir?
• 51:13
  Speaker 10: That's my wife has been paying. That's my wife I'm paying.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: That's right, Okay.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: I don't have nothing in my books that say y'all
• 51:23
  Speaker 6: paid three hundred dollars, we paid undergo if she said.
• 51:26
  Speaker 10: We paid three hundred dollars, we paid three hundred dollars.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, let me ask you this.
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: When are you gonna start cutting into this forty five
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: with a man rob God?
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.
• 51:41
  Speaker 10: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
• 51:43
  Speaker 10: robbing me right now at my time where I could
• 51:46
  Speaker 10: go out.
• 51:46
  Speaker 11: I gotta be work.
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: I can't even go get dressed right now because I'm
• 51:49
  Speaker 10: on the phone with you. I have to be at
• 51:51
  Speaker 10: work in half an hour. You robbing me right now
• 51:54
  Speaker 10: of my time.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you something. Can you bring your tax
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: return into the to why I can take a look
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: at it?
• 52:00
  Speaker 12: My tax return?
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: You know, I'll tell you what. I bring my tax return.
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: If everybody else bring their tax return. If you bring
• 52:06
  Speaker 10: your tax return and pass and bring his tax returns,
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: then I'll bring my tax return.
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: We can have a tax return party.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: When will your tax return?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: When?
• 52:14
  Speaker 6: Can you? Can you fax it to me?
• 52:16
  Speaker 12: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean, if.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: It's is it?
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: If it's not too much to ask for? Listen, I'm
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: gonna be honest with you. The next time you do
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: come to church, we're gonna pat you down because we're
• 52:28
  Speaker 6: gonna have to figure out.
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: Oh hold on.
• 52:31
  Speaker 11: You're gonna pat me down next time I come to
• 52:33
  Speaker 11: the chirt and then lay hands on you.
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
• 52:36
  Speaker 10: on salary at the church?
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: But what does but what? What does?
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with anything?
• 52:42
  Speaker 11: I need to know what you cutting?
• 52:44
  Speaker 6: It ain't cutting your up.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: It ain't got nothing.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: When you're gonna bring your forty.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Five hundred dollars.
• 52:49
  Speaker 6: Down so we can add it, so we can get
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: the wing foot on. I'm part of the gems. You'll
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: bring your money down here are.
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Clarens, isn't it?
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: Dog?
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: Let me say something.
• 52:59
  Speaker 10: I don't know who you are. I don't know what
• 53:00
  Speaker 10: this ministry is.
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: I'm with the gyms. When can we?
• 53:03
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 53:03
  Speaker 12: I don't I don't care. I don't give it you
• 53:05
  Speaker 12: know what.
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: Let me say I don't care anything about your gym ministry.
• 53:09
  Speaker 12: I don't care about you, man, I don't care about
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: any of that. Let me take something, dolls, just this.
• 53:15
  Speaker 11: For real, don't call my house no more.
• 53:17
  Speaker 12: With this, with this stuff, you about.
• 53:19
  Speaker 11: To make a brother go off.
• 53:20
  Speaker 12: I mean, seriously, in this economy, in this economy, you
• 53:22
  Speaker 12: talking to me about about me tied in fifty dollars.
• 53:24
  Speaker 12: I'm trying.
• 53:25
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to put a dollar to college.
• 53:26
  Speaker 12: I'm trying to set a son through private school, and
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: I can't get that done.
• 53:29
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to keep the lights on them. Do that
• 53:31
  Speaker 11: have to do with the church.
• 53:33
  Speaker 12: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.
• 53:36
  Speaker 12: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
• 53:37
  Speaker 12: gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: So I need to tell you something else about your job.
• 53:42
  Speaker 12: You ain't telling me nothing about my job.
• 53:44
  Speaker 11: You have to kill me.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: I need to tell you something about your job.
• 53:47
  Speaker 12: Dude, I'm gonna hang up.
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: This phone is damn man named Chapman at your job.
• 53:52
  Speaker 12: Yes, yeah, at my job?
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and he'd been there too.
• 53:56
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, wait a minute, Chapman is the one
• 53:59
  Speaker 6: that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
• 54:01
  Speaker 6: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked, man.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: Kilty, I mean.
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: With with the gym ministry.
• 54:24
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:30
  Speaker 6: Man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio.
• 54:35
  Speaker 10: Show in the land, Harvey Morning Show.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: And there you have right, there's God. Yes, yes, yeah,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: won't you come?
• 54:50
  Speaker 6: There might be one today, candidate for pranks or just
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: plain old prank experience. Yeah, I mean the doors O,
• 55:00
  Speaker 6: there might be one. There might be one. All right,
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: all right, I'm done.
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I'm done. You know, stupid. It's not something you stop abruptly,
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we know, Pad, it's been years, all right, thanking
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: of you.
• 55:19
  Speaker 9: Coming up next Strawberry Letters subject. I'm tired of sneaking
• 55:22
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• 56:01
  Speaker 9: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen
• 56:04
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• 56:08
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• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, ladies and Gentlemen's time for the Strawberry Letter.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Put your hands together for my girl, Shirley Strawberry.
• 56:27
  Speaker 9: All right, subject, thank you, junior. Subject, I'm tired of
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: sneaking around with her. Here Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty
• 56:37
  Speaker 9: seven year old single man, and I would love to
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: stop sneaking around with the love of my life. I've
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: been friends with my secret lover for twenty years, and
• 56:45
  Speaker 9: our parents are best friends. Our families did everything together
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: for over twenty years, but they have no idea about
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: our secret romance. She and I have been best friends
• 56:56
  Speaker 9: since we were seven. By the time we turned thirteen,
• 57:00
  Speaker 9: she was blossoming into a woman, and I liked it.
• 57:04
  Speaker 9: She was curious about my body and I enjoyed caressing hers.
• 57:07
  Speaker 9: When she let me on her seventeenth birthday, she told
• 57:11
  Speaker 9: me she was ready to have sex and she wanted
• 57:13
  Speaker 9: me to be her first. That was the moment I
• 57:17
  Speaker 9: had been waiting for so we both had sex for
• 57:20
  Speaker 9: the first time. I fell in love with her by
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: the time I was eighteen.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: We continue to secretly have sex throughout college, and now
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around with me.
• 57:33
  Speaker 9: I've dated other girls, but no other woman compares to her.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: I have asked her to be my girlfriend so many times,
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: but she is afraid of what her parents will think.
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: She's been dating a guy for almost two years and
• 57:46
  Speaker 9: we still have sex often.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: But we still have sex often.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: She's told me that she's not had sex with him,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: and I believed her until recently, when she told me
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: that he's talking about marriage. My heart started beating fast
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and panicked and poured out all of my feelings to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: her and said I wanted to be with her and
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: marry her. She said we could never be together because
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: although we are not blood relatives, our families are linked
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: so closely it's like we're related. I yelled at her
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: that I don't make love to my relatives. Why won't
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: she give us a chance. I don't want to lose
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: her for good, So what should I do? Wow, you
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: don't want to lose her for good? Well? She's gone.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've already lost her. She never wanted you
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: for anything more than a side piece anyway. Everything was
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: always in secret. Okay, she's never given you any reason
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: to think otherwise. All you have to do is listen
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: to her and read between her lines. You are her
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: side piece, her jump off, her play thing, and that's it.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, there are clues throughout the letter. You say,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: now that we're grown, she still likes to sneak around
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: with you. Yeah, she wants to keep you a secret.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: She won't date you because she's afraid of what her
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: parents might think. Really, but she's grown. You just said
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: you guys are grown. You've told her you want to
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: be with her and you want to marry her. Still
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: nothing from her, nothing. She's thinking about marrying some other guy.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: She said, you guys could never be together because your relatives.
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: Excuse after excuse after excuse.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: With this one, she knows you're not related, but she's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: using that so she can keep things as they are,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: so you can be her little secret.
• 59:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, you know she just wants you for sex. I
• 59:41
  Speaker 9: hope you know that. And because you're in love with her,
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: you just keep giving her what you want. What she
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: wants whenever she wants it, which means she gets to
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: have you and her fiance.
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: She gets her cake in she can eat it too.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: Who is this woman?
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: I mean, what is this old on us she has?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: You got to move on from her, you do. I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: know you've dated other women, but you can't stop comparing
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: them to her.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: You got to stop that. That's the way you move on.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: I mean you got to step back and take a
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: look at what's really what's really going on here? I
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: just say, wake up, stay woke. After you wake up
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: from this dream you're in about her, then maybe hopefully
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you'll stop being her little you know, secret, her little
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: guinea pig, her little plaything, and you can.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Move on from there.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: Steve one hundred percent completely disagree. Hell boy, come on now,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: this opportunity pilp. Don't uh let me walk you through
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 5: this thing. I'm tired of sneak it around with her.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: Twenty seven year old single man, you want to stop
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: sneaking around with the love of your life?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: What come on?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Don't how many women are dying to hear that. That's
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: why I know we got a chance here. I've been
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: friends with my secret lovel for over twenty years. I
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: didn't know what the hell was going on here. Seven
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 5: three best friends, our family did everything together for twenty years,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: but they had no idea about our secret romance.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Now this wasn't.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: Let her take a little bit of a delusional turn.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: She and I have been best friends since we were seven.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: By the time we turned thirteen, she was blossoming into
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: a woman.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Dog don't, no, she wasn't.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: Doggie.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: No, she wasn't Shellie. You was flat chesty.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: Okay, keep with thirteen.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, look at Monica over there shaking her head. This
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: line healthy.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: Let she say that.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: By the time and she was timed to third she
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: was blossoming to the woman and I like it.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: Dog No, she wouldn't.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: She was cursed about my body and I enjoyed Carress
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: and Harrison. On seventeenth birthday, she was ready to have sex.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: She wanted me to be her first. She will get
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: That was the moment I had been waiting for. I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: do so we both had sex for the first time.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: I fell in love with her by the time I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: was eighteen. We secretly had sex throughout college and now
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: we've grown. She still likes to sneak around with me
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: I've dated other girls, but no other woman come pass
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: to her.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I've asked her to.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: Be my girlfriend many times, but she's afraid of what
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: her parents will think when we come back.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Well, wait fin to get down.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: We'll have part two of Steve's response to the Strawberry
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: letter coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: subject I'm tired.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Of sneaking around with her. We'll get back into it
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority. It's mine and why
• 1:03:05
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• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: We totally disagree on this one.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a little dude been in completely friends with this
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: girl since they was seven day twenty seven. Now turn thirteen,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: she started developing into a woman. I tried to tell
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 5: this boy in this letter, she wasn't a woman at thirteen,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: y'all sir got you. Seventeen, y'all had sex for the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: first time for the both of y'allf you fell in
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: love with her. By eighteen, y'all had sex all throughout college,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: secretly without your parents knowing. I don't know how how
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: cool these damn parents he is why they wouldn't be
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: alright with their babies linking up together. I don't know
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 5: what this damn relationship is y'all parents got, but it's
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 5: too big.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: In this letter, y'all had sex for the first time.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: This was the moment I've been waiting for. Yes, yes
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: it is, boy.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 5: So we both hassed sex for the first time. I
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: fell in love with her by the time I was eighteen.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: We had sex throughout college, and now we're grown. She
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: still likes to sneak around with me. Wow, updated other
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: girls here we go, But no other woman compares to her,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: No thing.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Compass to you.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: You knew, aw man, that was the jam boy. See
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: they got songs about this.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: I just need to get to the course.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Boom boh.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: God money.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: You've been gone.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but nothing nothing to take away? Here we go,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: come down, nothing, compend do you.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Nothing? Whoa baby?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: Whoaby whobbye.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: It's been so lonely without Thank you so much for
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: that day.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 5: You know, I just wanted to drop that in there,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: because back in the day we wrote songs about situations,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: and this boy.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: Says, nohing, compass.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: Nothing, come pans.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: Se you.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: That boy meant this man. I just wanted to drop
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: that in the middle of the letter. Anyway, Man, I've
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: asked her to be my girlfriend so many times, but
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: she's afraid of what her parents would think. She's been
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 5: dating a guy for two years, but we still have
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: sex often. She told me she ain't having sex with him.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: I believed her till recently, when she told me he's
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 5: talking about marriage he would go. My heart started beating fast.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: I paniced. I poured all my feelings to her, and
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: I said I wanted to be with her. I want
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: to marry her. She said we could never be together
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: because although we are not blood relatives, our families are
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: linked together so closely it's like we related. I yelled
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: at her, I don't make love to my relatives. Why
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 5: won't she give us a chance. I don't want to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 5: lose her for good? So what should I do? And
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: we got to go to wall? Baby, We got to fight,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: young homie. You twenty seven, listen to somebody that's been
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: the wall before.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: You got to fight for this love of your life.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: You can't let this poke ass do win?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: Who is he?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: And I said it right, You can't let this poke.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: Ass do win?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Who is he? She doesn't want him? No, yes she do, Shirley,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: she just got this thing with this family. She won't him.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: She just don't know how to explain it, all this sneaking.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: Around and now she didn't have this boyfriend for two years,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 5: but she's still been sneaking around with the secret lover.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: She can't explain it because she in love with this boy.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: She'll just love what he do. Side but the side
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: piece got her turn up though, See because all through
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: the relationships she still got to get the side piece.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: It's because the side piece is really the main course.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: He ain't a side dish. He the folk piece. Now, see, Charlie,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: he ain't the cold Slaw. He the folk piece. This
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 5: dude is the cold Slaw, but the cold Slaugh live
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: gone public. So now she's trying to turn cold slaw
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: mashed potatoes and into a damn entree. And it ain't
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: finna work because I ain't gonna let it go down
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 5: like that, got homie, because we got to get up
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: here and go to walk. We ad work, were finn
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: to put it in work. You let me explain something.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: To you, dog.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: She ain't.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: Gonna get away. This is your shot, homie. And see,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: listen to me. We got to erase what the parents think.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: You're still in the game. Compare yourself to him. This
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: is when it's time. It's time to get the mud out.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: Now it's mud slanging time.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: Who is he and what is he to you?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: My friend?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: You want to hear that?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Now it's the hair of points and do tag. They
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: keep trying to tell me you with me that I
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: ought to not let you just walk on me time.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, she do.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: Shanny, you don't know what I know, sherility.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: You don't understand sheriff.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: We come back.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna finish up with this letter.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Come on, Bill, take us out.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: She is Steve Harvey, Marty show Man.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 7: Stuff that I know. I know.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 5: I'm not going Lord, you ever did this here. You
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: ever told somebody you wasn't home so they wouldn't come
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: over for you. They came over anyway, and you was
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: getting in the car.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not the only one.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: Like somebody at your church or something gave you a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: dish to eat and when you saw him again, you
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: said you ate it and it was delicious, but you know,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: getting damn why you threw it away because you didn't
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: think the person was clean?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: Show coming up right after that.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 6: Holidays are here and it's essential to recognize and personal
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: It's mine and why I have the burn Up Launcher.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 6: Equipped with powerful non lethal deterrence including here gas and
• 1:10:01
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• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Part three of the Strawberry.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: Lest disagree, they're appointed due to I'm tired of sneaking
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: around with her. Well, see, Shirley, this is the love
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: of his life and it's time for her to understand
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: what they really have. See, she don't even know what's
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: the love of her life because they're so busy trying
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: to keep it a secret. And then Mamma, then well
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: when you gonna get somebody. Now, she'd have showed up
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: this boyfriend for two years. Now, how you're gonna come
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: back and tell her it's always been your friend? That's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: the problem she got. She'd have got herself in the
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 5: spy the web. Well, since we're in the spy the web,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: that's gonna it all tangle up, because now you got
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: to start slinging mud. It's mud slinging time now, homie.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 5: You got to start comparing yourself to him. Who is
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: he and what is he to you?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: You understand what he could get enough all these women
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: out here, the.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: One he won't, No, no, the one he won't is
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: the love of his life.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: Shirley.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't always get what you can fight for
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: it though, compare yourself to her.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: He can't love you like I do.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: He can't treat you the way I can treat you.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: He can't won't you the way I won't you.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: No, No, gart Edge as moment, Jude, ain't no, damn nineties.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: You don't bring no nineties world in the meat.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: Bring in no damn.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: Jagged edge, No damn jagget edge.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: He can't love you like I love you.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: That ain't what that is.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: He can't protect you like I'll protect you. I have
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: loved you since the moment I saw you. You have
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: been the love of my life, since the moment we
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: touched one another. I can't live without you. I don't
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: breathe without you. I want you more than I won't air.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 5: I love you more than I love myself. There ain't
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: a lot of women can walk away from the sun,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you. But now what you're gonna have to
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: do is you're gonna have to take your love for
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: her public. Oh, public affirmation is about time to come.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: If she don't, then we go for the break. I'll
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: go public with my love for her. I'll go online
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: and say I'm sorry, and I just tell her in
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: front of the world that it may end it, but
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: this is your shot. Do not let the love of
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: your life get away just because she's dating this.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: All right? See that ends?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I hold Part three of today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 4: Okay man, would you rather be a pastor or a lawyer.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: I'm not visiting the sick and shuddy here we go.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: Oh that on.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: He ain't coming to my office telling me your problem.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't go down there every Sunday. Job after you.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 9: All right, it's that time, ladies and gentlemen, this Thanksgiving time,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 9: and we have our resident poet in the building.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: Tell me, why don't you do the honors?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 6: If you insist, Shirley, you know, do I really do?
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: You know, I'm a most deaf kind of guy myself,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 6: you know, but have a resident a resident.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: He's you got that right?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 6: So, ladies and get ready.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: This is Jay Rap.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: That is Junior's raggedy ass poem. I'm gonna tell y'all something.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: It's Thanksgiving, yep. It's a time when people get together
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: and families get together. So I wrote this poem with
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: that in mind. The title of the poem reached all
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: a week or something. Yes, the title of the poem is,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see some of y'all.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Here we go this year.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I wanted to keep our Thanksgiving dinner small because I'll
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: be honest, I don't want to see some of y'all.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: I told my wife to get a small turkey and
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: some dressing. Just being with her and our new dog
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: is truly a blessing. But she won't see anybody. Some
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: people I don't want to see. I don't want them
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: in my house bothering me, and you know they gonna
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: want to take some plates home and just like that,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: all my turkey and dressing will be gone.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, so you don't have to text
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: me or call.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 4: I mean it, and I really do.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see some of y'all happy Thanksgiving
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: and get it at your own damn house, then love it.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 6: I love it.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing this with y'all.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever y'all know is some people. Y'all don't want
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: to see a child house.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: You know who the people is?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So okay, So Jr. The people that you're talking about,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: because they be possibly listening, if they they know, if.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: They know, very possibly can be listen. I'm worry about
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: to call it here have to be figured for you.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Darn drakes. Don't come by.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 4: All right, We're not doing that. Grind flowers, don't come
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 4: by here.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: Call Matthews, stay well, stay where you at and keep
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: all three of your kids with you.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: The boys is bad.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't having this damn house.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna happen if they're listening anymore, ain't, Benita.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 2: We don't need it this year.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: So we don't know. We don't know who her boyfriends
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 4: gonna be this year.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: We have no idea all these old prier she'd be
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: bringing about here every every year is.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: A new one.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to be Sevester last year, mister Marcus.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: There's too many of them this way, chieving bring.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: People here attractive.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: You know, you know what if I see my cousin
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Michelle again this year and she pregnant, I'm through.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 6: Every Thanksgiving?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Everyone?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Every Thanksgiving, you you prayed it at the You never
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 2: the table with a regular stomach.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: You always pray every year.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: You always you always backed away from the table. You
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: ain't never up over the table, all your flooding on
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: your stummach, you keep missing your plate on your stomach.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: Were tired of seeing it? Now anybody else?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Family? I love I love your family.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 4: And listen, let me tell you something. He not he's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 4: my cousin.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: If I see my cousin Mark, if he if he
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: come in there with one more tattoo. He ain't got
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: no more rule. If I see him one more tattoo,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: ain't no. We can't even We don't even know if
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: his face and eyes is open.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: We've been looking at the book. We don't have a clue.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: I'm tired for you. I'm tired stupid. I'm tired to
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 4: keep doingtoos man. You can't see his.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Whole face because you woul't even know if his eyes
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: is open. He hadn't tatted them.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna sit there and play nice this year.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. My foot down, putting my son.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 9: I don't want that would be great home all right, Junior,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 9: thank you, Happy Thanksgiving.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: In the words of Junior.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 9: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we will
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 9: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: Well, we got to say happy belated birthday to President
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: Shoe Biden. President Biden turned eighty two years old on Wednesday,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 9: making yeah making him the oldest president in US history.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 9: President Biden returned to the White House from a six
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 9: day trip to South America on Tuesday, and he celebrated
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 9: his eighty.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Second birthday at the White House with his family. Happy Birthday, Yeah,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: happy birthday, Happy.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 6: Eighty second Thanksgiving too, sir, Like that was right?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. God willing for sure.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: And then we'll have another president that's older in office.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: I don't want to discuss that. I don't want to
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 4: discuss it.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: Boy, he didn't want to start at the whole age game,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: and yeah he did.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: He want to start all.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Now, he's the oldest you know what they call it,
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: Elon Musk. Now, first buddy, I call him Musty.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: That's what.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: Buddy.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: That's his boy right there.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, he was all in the cyber truck
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: and everything.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah with Elon. Yeah, all right.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 9: up at thirty three minutes after the hour.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: We'll play around of one has to go, one has
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: to show right after this?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: So did President Biden? What's going on with the turkey?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Did we pardon the turkey?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 4: Turk? Ain't got no say so or nothing.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Which you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: Holidays are here and it's essential to recognize and personal
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 6: safety is a year round priority.
• 1:20:12
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• 1:20:15
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• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, it's time for one has to go.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 9: I'll say three things. You tell me which one has
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 9: to go. Out of those three, here we go.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: One has to go. Refrigerator, stove, microwaves.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 6: One gotta got mark way, I'm just the microwave gotta go.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 4: What we need to refrigeration. We got to keep this food,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: got to stay cold. I could pick two out of
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 4: here that have to go. And the microwave.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Come on that share.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: I don't even know why you got a kitchen at
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 4: your house. I just like for to look pretty. Don't
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: mess it up you do here?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: All right, one has to go. Christmas Day, your birthday,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: your anniversary. Oh really want to say?
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 4: One has to go?
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: And we can't get rid of the Lord on Christmas
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Day we can't know, not.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: The Lord that we can't mess up this anniversary. No,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: we came into the anniversary, but the birthday'd be told.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: My birthday is important to me, to me too.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm talking about celebrated.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: Like Christmas.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: My birthday.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: Was your birthday over Jesus birthday. Let me hear you
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: go ahead, let me know.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: I think Christmas.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you said my birthday, and that's how that anniversary
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: Don't even bring ap anniversary to me. I'm saying Christmas
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: and my birthday.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 4: Anniversary has to go. And you're okay, and you're I
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 4: didn't say that, you did?
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Have you implied it?
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 4: You ain't gonna see the third one. You're trying to.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: Get to crazy.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, I think we're moving on from this.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 4: You guys got scared, Okay, Come on.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: One has to go sweet potato pie, red velvet cake.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: Peach cobbler. Yeah, the red out of here, all right.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 9: One has to go tag, kickball, hiding, hide and go
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 9: see it hiding.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: Were gonna play hide and go seek and then when
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: it get dogs don't get it, so hi go seek
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: tag and what else?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: Hineo seek?
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Tagging, kickball, kickball I said, kickball, hide and go get it.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: We can.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going. Yeah, I'm gonna chase. I'm gonna chase
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: the girl.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: I like tag.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I'm automatic. That all goes together. Yeah, one one ass
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: to go, all right, big booty, nice smile, great personality,
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: which one, Oh see, great personality.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 4: Don't need that to have that. But but and that's
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: I'm good. You could be mean to you.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 6: I don't care if you got an attitude of what,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 6: I don't care about it.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 9: Who has a great personality and it's nice and congenial and.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: You don't what with her?
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: Get your personality?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round, and one has to go.
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  Speaker 6: break of the day. It's been a crazy day as
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  Speaker 5: Today, I just want to pose a question because I
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  Speaker 5: try to find different ways to motivate people as as
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  Speaker 5: I ask God to help me find new ways. Today
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  Speaker 5: I just to try this. I just want to ask
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  Speaker 5: you a series of questions because I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 5: get everybody to get to moving towards their dreams. I'm
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  Speaker 5: just trying to get everybody to get started on the
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  Speaker 5: pathway of accomplishing your visions and your goals and your dreams.
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  Speaker 5: It's gonna take some action, though. You know, you can't
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  Speaker 5: just want something. Have you ever heard people say if
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  Speaker 5: you want something bad enough, it'll happen. That's not true.
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  Speaker 5: That's that's so not true. Do you know how many
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  Speaker 5: times you've actually wanted something really bad and didn't get it?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 4: Who?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who said that? Why they tell people
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  Speaker 5: that if you want something bad enough, it'll really happen.
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  Speaker 5: It can happen, No, it won't. It requires an action.
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  Speaker 5: Faith without works is dead. If you don't do anything,
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  Speaker 5: you can't stop expecting to get everything. If you don't
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  Speaker 5: do anything, you can stop expecting to get everything. Going
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  Speaker 5: to give all of us some grace in spite of
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  Speaker 5: our shortcomings and lack of effort. He will give all
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  Speaker 5: of us some grace, and we'll all get some things
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  Speaker 5: that we really don't deserve.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 5: It just provides us breaks. But in those breaks, he's
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  Speaker 5: trying to sustain you, just to get you to say, wow, man,
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  Speaker 5: if I had just done a little bit more of
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  Speaker 5: what could I have had, or if I had done
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  Speaker 5: a little bit more of what could have happened. So
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  Speaker 5: my question today for you is just I'm asking you
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  Speaker 5: a series of very very simple questions, maybe four or five.
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  Speaker 5: You're waiting for.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 5: Tell me what is it you're waiting for? Because oftentimes
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  Speaker 5: when I talk to people, I get some responses that
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  Speaker 5: just throw me off, you know, because you're waiting for
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  Speaker 5: what what is it going to take to get you started?
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  Speaker 5: What is the motivation? What is the button? What is
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  Speaker 5: the trigger that fires you to get going to moving
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  Speaker 5: towards your dreams and visions? You're waiting for what? I
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  Speaker 5: don't understand? Are you perfectly comfortable where you are right now?
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  Speaker 5: Have you decided and settled in that this is it
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  Speaker 5: for me? Have you gotten tired of waking up and
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  Speaker 5: asking the question, whow it's gotta be more to my
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  Speaker 5: life than this?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 5: Have you just gotten tired of that and you don't
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  Speaker 5: want to deal with it no more? So you just
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  Speaker 5: decided what that? You're just gonna lock in like where
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  Speaker 5: I am?
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  Speaker 4: Is cool?
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  Speaker 5: You all right with that? Let me ask you another question.
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  Speaker 5: Have all the ducks ever lined up in a row?
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  Speaker 5: Because if that's what you're waiting for, let me just
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  Speaker 5: ask you, has it ever been set there? While I
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  Speaker 5: see how exactly step by step, I'm gonna get down
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  Speaker 5: and get that everything is perfect. I'm gonna start now.
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  Speaker 5: If you're waiting on the perfect time to start, you
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  Speaker 5: may never start, because there is no such a thing
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  Speaker 5: as the perfect time. The perfect time is now. That's
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  Speaker 5: the perfect time. If you're waiting on something else to happen,
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  Speaker 5: it probably ain't gonna happen because you gotta figure like this.
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  Speaker 5: Suppose it don't happen what you're gonna do, then she
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  Speaker 5: just gotta come to that conclusion. Suppose it don't happen
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  Speaker 5: what you're gonna do. Then suppose you don't get the
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  Speaker 5: degree what you're gonna do, then you're gonna fail. Suppose
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  Speaker 5: you don't get that job that you got your eyes on.
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  Speaker 5: So you don't get that job. So now what you
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  Speaker 5: unemployed the rest of your life because you didn't meet
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  Speaker 5: that deadline. You can't make another one. You're waiting for.
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  Speaker 5: What what's it gonna take to get you started? Have
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  Speaker 5: your ducks ever all lined up in a row? The
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  Speaker 5: answer is no. The perfect time to start is now.
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  Speaker 5: Let me ask you this question. Does it appear to
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  Speaker 5: be getting any closer even though you're not moving towards it? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: Does it appear to be getting any closer even though
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  Speaker 5: you're not moving towards it? The answer is no, it's
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  Speaker 5: not getting closer because you're not walking towards anything. If
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  Speaker 5: you don't walk towards something, please stop expecting it to
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  Speaker 5: get closer. It will not happen. Success is not a
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  Speaker 5: magic trick. It's a series of steps that people take
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  Speaker 5: over and over and over and over, and in spite
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  Speaker 5: of what happens, they take those steps. Anyway, Does it
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  Speaker 5: appear to be getting closer even though you're not moving
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  Speaker 5: towards it? It's probably not. But could that be why
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  Speaker 5: you're not getting what you want because you ain't moving
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  Speaker 5: towards nothing? Last question? Could it be that you just
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  Speaker 5: don't want anything more? Maybe that's it. Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 5: quit wanting a new car, Maybe you don't quit want
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  Speaker 5: in a bigger house. Maybe you don't quit wanting that
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  Speaker 5: second home. Maybe you quit wanting to open up a business.
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  Speaker 5: Is it that you just don't want anymore? Just answer
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  Speaker 5: to these questions? Now let me tell you all of
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  Speaker 5: y'all so put God in your life and it can
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  Speaker 5: change all it is. You can go to God and
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  Speaker 5: ask God to strengthen you. You can go to God
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  Speaker 5: right now and ask God to give you the desires
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  Speaker 5: of your heart, but enable you with the character to
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  Speaker 5: make them come true. Ask God to strengthen your character,
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  Speaker 5: Ask him to strengthen your will, Ask him to strengthen
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  Speaker 5: your sticktuitiveness. Ask God for his help because God is
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  Speaker 5: going to make your dream come true. Business. Those are
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  Speaker 5: my closing remarks today.
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  Speaker 1: Drop it, Baby, drop it. Those were good, Yes, yes,