Latest / No Latency / NL: SIDEQUEST - Santa Sweep - Pt3 "Sand-ta Problem"
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- 0:01Last time I know Layton's is at Quest, paying you are a gift
- 0:07I've ever thought about having a complicated drink.
- 0:09Before we need to get on the list, I am on the list.
- 0:12I looks like I made the list to me to B.
- 0:16It looks like whatever you did. You did it and try to take care
- 0:19of this. You might want to let them know
- 0:21you're your own person. What do you want to do that?
- 0:23Run baby. Okay.
- 0:25Yak motherfucker, this part requires guns.
- 0:27I've got two baby. Oh no guys, I'm so embarrassed.
- 0:30Imagine what? Happens.
- 0:31If I hit both shots, you should give up.
- 0:33Oh, shit. Is up boost.
- 0:36I take the second bloody Santa hat and put it on one was
- 0:39yellow. One was like for almost frankly
- 0:41no sense. Any you raised around people?
- 0:43That still prayed to different Catholic?
- 0:45Saints, g.i. Gift.
- 0:53Left. All right.
- 1:00So I'm thinking this one should be sitting on the other ones
- 1:03lab. If we can kind of pose it
- 1:05leaning up, like I'm pretty sure we can still get the arm to be
- 1:08rigid enough to keep the body up.
- 1:09I just if they're going to put us through a show like this, I'm
- 1:12gonna give them a show to come back to and clean up.
- 1:15And I 100% agree about this, but I think that it's not only
- 1:18artistic but it's also a prank I like prank with dead bodies.
- 1:23Now the important question I have for you, yes it is.
- 1:29Should we strip them first? No, let's strip them after to
- 1:35make it harder, just to make it more difficult for.
- 1:38You know what? Just because that's funny.
- 1:40Let's try it. I'm so just awkwardly while we
- 1:44have this dead, these two dead bodies like it rolled.
- 1:47Right? What would you like us to roll?
- 1:51That's your decision. All right.
- 1:55Um, you know what? Just because I said specifically
- 2:00said the words strip and I have a plus one.
- 2:03One. Let's use two apps.
- 2:05Exact, you do not have a plus one and dance.
- 2:07It was only for the faster, I believe.
- 2:10I mean I've already said it. So I've got to do it.
- 2:13It's also a seductive dance. I can't not do it.
- 2:19Now valid, that's fine. Yeah, dead bodies.
- 2:26Yes, you guys spend a few minutes positioning these two
- 2:31bodies into a hilarious. Ocean where they're dead, but it
- 2:36looks like they're giving each other a gift because it's
- 2:38Christmas. There we go.
- 2:39We're Geniuses. Meanwhile, in the other room,
- 2:42retro, anhedonia a staring at a open door into a dark room, and
- 2:47don't know what's more uncomfortable, the darkroom or
- 2:50hearing those two, positioning those dead, bodies together, no
- 2:54left left. So here's the thing, only one of
- 2:58these is a new thing to me, so the darkroom is more scary.
- 3:01But what do you think? Think, I think that you should
- 3:04tell me your secret and I used my charismatic person to try to
- 3:08get him to tell me abso-fucking-lutely you can't
- 3:13honestly I'd say it's a facedown if you want it.
- 3:16Yeah, I know. But you know who I am which
- 3:19means that you're kind of a fan. So my kinetic impact my true, it
- 3:23will give you a bonus to the face down.
- 3:25I'll give you that. Okay.
- 3:29Okay, I'm going to say that you get the correct value on your
- 3:34face down, which is plus 4 because you rolled a 14 and
- 3:37Applause for crit. It's a roller face down, which
- 3:41is cool. Plus reputation, plus 1 D, 10
- 3:43for you plus 4 plus 15. 23:23 Adonia beats retro in a facedown
- 3:53and retro. You've got a little nervous now.
- 3:57Now, what a face down means is now if you roll a It's retro.
- 4:00He takes a penalty to those roles.
- 4:04Now about this subject every time you ask him, now you've now
- 4:07whittled him down, he will now have to roll at a dissident kind
- 4:11of at a disadvantage, but not in the DND way, in order to resist
- 4:15telling you anything, if you ask him again, that's how the
- 4:19mechanic works. I'm yeah, I'm just shaking.
- 4:22So I'm just going to shakily put another joint in my mouth and
- 4:24light it I'm sorry. We never talked about it.
- 4:29Right from your lighter illuminates.
- 4:31The room while perception. Do I also offers option?
- 4:36Yes, 15 and 19 lucky. I do near you are basking in
- 4:43twisting, Remy, and making him all nervous.
- 4:45He's shaking as he's trying to smoke this joint and it's in,
- 4:48he's finding it hard to find the CD drive mouth that he has.
- 4:51When he smokes, he looks into the room and retro, you see a
- 4:55bunch of boxes. Some lockers and a closed door
- 4:58at the distance. The light Cost into the room,
- 5:00has caused the room to illuminate and the Stark
- 5:04incandescent lights clink on and fill the room.
- 5:08Light Christmas music. I started to play very faintly
- 5:13in the distance from small speakers in the room.
- 5:15Remy, as you look away from a dounia's gaze you stare into the
- 5:19room and there in the far right corner.
- 5:22Very far right corner of the room.
- 5:24You see a turret? Whoo.
- 5:30Well, we got got a turret. Are you trying to change the
- 5:32subject? What?
- 5:37Dodge just dance around it. It's about shooting us yet.
- 5:44But you haven't walked in the room and I can, I like crush the
- 5:46can that I had and just kind of toss it into the room.
- 5:49Yes, that's a great idea. - look, you toss it into the room
- 5:54and you hear a flail of bullet. There's at this rate into a duck
- 5:58bunch of different pieces. It is filled with holes, the
- 6:01clients across the ground and skids behind one of the boxes
- 6:05question. Her, it lies down.
- 6:06Okay, so we only started that one turret shoot.
- 6:09It said there wasn't any other shooting from any other
- 6:11direction while perception. But I also because I actually
- 6:14threw it. Yep.
- 6:16Alright, retro, you wrote 21, which is actually the DV for
- 6:19this. You hear a second turret?
- 6:21Okay, I think there's second turret in here.
- 6:26They don't seem to activate while we're there.
- 6:28I'm guessing. Saying it's around the corner to
- 6:31the right of the door. So I'm going to take a shot from
- 6:36outside the door at this sir that we can't say, sure.
- 6:43Give it a shot. Why not literally Hugo's baby
- 6:46boomer, my grenade. It's what I call the baby boomer
- 6:5216 is not enough. The grenade rolls to the middle
- 6:58of the room as it's about to explode, the turret shoots it
- 7:02clinks across the room, hits a box, and explodes causing a big
- 7:07dent in the box, but there's nothing in here, that's
- 7:09flammable. So it just causes a buttload of
- 7:12damage to that area. One of the lockers doors deforms
- 7:16and actually, it's going to be harder to open that Locker now.
- 7:19And that's all that happens. Fuck punching noise.
- 7:23Nothing else. Okay.
- 7:26Hey, you two, Trying to fuck dead bodies.
- 7:29We're not trying to fuck everybody making them.
- 7:32Look you guys also dealing with turrets outside of your room,
- 7:37but we haven't opened the door yet.
- 7:39Motherfuckers weight is the door.
- 7:43Open the door is open, but the room is dark.
- 7:48Can I I want to John, I will beat your ass.
- 7:53Can I poke my head in and roll perception to see if I can be
- 7:57aware of anything? Yes, throw perception 20.
- 8:01It's not that that's actually very good.
- 8:04That's more than I expected you to roll and so I'm going to
- 8:06reward you in this room behind the crates.
- 8:10On the other side of this longer room, this Rings a lot longer
- 8:13than the other one. You see I've guard.
- 8:16Okay. Okay, there's a guy.
- 8:18In there and it captures the guards everywhere.
- 8:21Yo, and he's hiding behind some crates and he thinks she's gonna
- 8:26stealth us. I say, we stealth him first.
- 8:30I mean, we could do that. We could also try and play the
- 8:32game of yelling to him. That we know he's there and then
- 8:37throw one of the dead bodies in and yell to him, that that's
- 8:40going to happen to him if he tries to shoot at us.
- 8:44Hey. Okay.
- 8:45Love you. Have you noticed that hasn't
- 8:47worked for anybody yet? Yeah, but then we just kill him
- 8:49anyway. Like we killed these last two.
- 8:51Yeah, but it's pretty confident. The skeleton.
- 8:53Okay, you know how to find and I just and I throw a great.
- 8:58I throw my flashbang grenade into the room.
- 9:02Excellent like that guy. I'm just saying, I'm gonna in
- 9:14order for this to work because of the way this sheet works.
- 9:16I'm gonna give you a grenade launcher.
- 9:17You don't have a grenade. Launcher.
- 9:19Yeah, but it'll be the role to like hit for the day.
- 9:21Will be the role to do it. I have to adjust it because it's
- 9:23got too many D6 for damage. Yeah it is 5 D 6, not sick.
- 9:28Yeah, grenades a fucking crazy, my guy.
- 9:30Oh yeah, but also just was the idea.
- 9:34Anyway, you can throw one grenade per turn so I've only
- 9:39got the one. Okay, there's vending machine to
- 9:41oh that's true. What about that one?
- 9:52The damage also exploded to that, but it's a flashbang.
- 9:56Yeah, it's a black bag. So, if we look at the rules for
- 9:58flashbang, when using this ammunition your deal, no damage
- 10:01with your attack, anyone hit by your Tech.
- 10:03Must instead attempt to beat a DV 15 resist torture jug.
- 10:06Check anyone who fails suffers damage die and damaged, are
- 10:10critical injuries for the next minute you do not take the bonus
- 10:13damage from critical injuries which is a shame however in
- 10:16fucking hurts. Grenade rolls through it,
- 10:19bounces off, one of the create crates lands at his feet and he
- 10:22goes, oh, that's a flash gray. Fuck.
- 10:25And he exploded in his face. Very bright and there's this,
- 10:32this fizzle in the air and you swear, it's just like it was in
- 10:35Metal Gear with these little pieces like twisting in this, in
- 10:38the bag. Thank you for that.
- 10:41Your your agent Fizzles a little bit as it's affected by some of
- 10:45the shrapnel in the air, what your background changes to
- 10:48respond to it? Because you've got this cool
- 10:49plug-in on your agent. And there's this picture from
- 10:53one of your favorite video games of all time, as he's like
- 10:55choking out a guy who's like got cross-eyed because he's also
- 10:58been flashbangs. It's very active.
- 10:59Yeah. And this guy falls to the ground
- 11:01and starts holding his eyes. That is not good.
- 11:05That is the opposite of. Yes.
- 11:06Oh shit. All right, so I can either
- 11:10shoot. Shoot you while you're blind, or
- 11:13you can just give up now. So, I save the ammunition.
- 11:17Who's that? Who who is this person?
- 11:20Who is the person talking in, stumbling around?
- 11:23What is what is, what is happening?
- 11:25I can't see anything. Yeah, excuse me.
- 11:28I'm Kay there. I'm cave, and comes up to a nice
- 11:31all touching your face. Hi.
- 11:34Yeah. I'm cave a yes.
- 11:36Yes, I do. That's nice very software.
- 11:39Kind of product use. There's a there's an oil that
- 11:42that's beside the point. Oh.
- 11:46I want to handle this coconut oil.
- 11:48It is really nice. When you get coconuts.
- 11:50Those are really hard to find. You'd be surprised what I can
- 11:54find. And, anyway beside the point.
- 11:56What is happening? We're gonna get you.
- 11:59The guy who's taking over my shift?
- 12:00I've been hiding behind that crate.
- 12:01Why did you throw a flash green? Yeah.
- 12:04Yeah. Contestants were already in the
- 12:06room. They'd beat us before the
- 12:08changeover is there? Anyone parked in the space
- 12:10outside? That's how you know?
- 12:12Yes. Yes, there is.
- 12:13Oh, and when they're here. Yep.
- 12:15But we Don't see them and so we figured that they got to you
- 12:18know, it's funny. I don't see anybody.
- 12:19Yeah but anyway you can you can wander your blind way on to
- 12:24break and we're just going to be here.
- 12:25All right well okay. Alright hang out with those
- 12:29other guys in the be the riddle room, you know?
- 12:33Yep. The Riddles were right.
- 12:35Yep. You will you push me in the
- 12:36right order? I can just, ya know this guide
- 12:38him the right way. He walks into that room.
- 12:41That's going to last about a minute and a half.
- 12:42So you've got about that much time before he is eyes open and
- 12:45they cease to do In a hilarious post counts for a while.
- 12:51You do whatever you do with the computer, I'm going to move the
- 12:54crates just in front of the door.
- 12:56So interesting. All right.
- 12:59That's going to be a difficult one I think.
- 13:01Yeah I because of the time constraint only so Romney.
- 13:03Something to move some crates. If it will be easier if you can
- 13:07convince your lovely cohort to help you, okay?
- 13:12Why don't we just shoot them? Because I just um I just want to
- 13:17save the bullets at this point. Okay.
- 13:20I understand. Can I take one of these small
- 13:23boxes at the headlight? Guess you can.
- 13:25That will help slim him over. The head was slammed the guy
- 13:28over the head with it. Yes you can roll paroling you
- 13:36get plus 3 because he's blind and facing the wrong way?
- 13:38Yes you conk him over the back of the head he's he has no way
- 13:43of avoiding it because he cannot see shit.
- 13:46Why are you guys sitting on the crimp and he falls over and has
- 13:50been knocked out. He will not be knocked out
- 13:52forever, I will say that. Okay, there's a big girl.
- 13:57Oh, dude, Jesus. All right.
- 14:00Roll blowing again, I guess 13 at you.
- 14:04You have not damaged his body, you have damaged his head and he
- 14:08continues to be out cold. Okay, cool.
- 14:10Let's go to the net running things now.
- 14:13Yeah. Right.
- 14:13You brought Jordan, are you done?
- 14:15I'm putting the boxes against the door.
- 14:17Yeah, absolutely. I'm not gonna bother with it now
- 14:19that he's just you're not gonna bother with it really because
- 14:21he's just created the dude. I'm gonna try to open up one of
- 14:27the Box. He's just a he's knocked out.
- 14:28So yeah, you know what, I'll still try and shove one of the
- 14:31boxes you know what forget? I said it.
- 14:32So I'm gonna do it. There's an Athletics to try and
- 14:35move things. See how long it takes.
- 14:36Yeah, 13. You get one of the boxes in
- 14:38front of the door. Cool.
- 14:42Yeah. I have a token for it.
- 14:45Might as well use it. You know me.
- 14:46Absolutely that was completely completely that I thought it
- 14:49would and here we are. Yeah, so now you are now stuck
- 14:52in this room, in this room. There are four lockers a vending
- 14:54machine, a bunch of crates, your opening.
- 14:56One of them have a look inside. Yep.
- 14:58All right. Roll me, I'm going to say that
- 15:01this is kind of a lute roll. Okay, so if you want to use one
- 15:05of your skills to affect that loot, you can or you can just
- 15:08roll the straight d-10 and I'll give you something based on that
- 15:10role. I feel lucky punk and I'm gonna
- 15:14gamble about it. 14, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- 15:19You find a flash grenade in the case.
- 15:23Same brand as the one you just used.
- 15:25Wow. And the clean Santa hat.
- 15:28That's what's in the rest of the boxes.
- 15:29A bunch of Fairly cheaply made Santa hats.
- 15:32They're all worth like half and Eddie.
- 15:33Uh, they're not really worth something.
- 15:35I'm like cool. And they salt, I'm going to keep
- 15:38wearing my one with blood on it, but I'm gonna grab a clean one
- 15:42for myself, as well as an extra clean one for One else in the
- 15:46group and I'm just gonna put them in my bag that I've got
- 15:49you. Shut them into your bag as your
- 15:50shipping them into your bag. You noticed that they all have,
- 15:52the death sweep logo on the label.
- 15:55It's merch. That's good.
- 15:56Branding. Okay.
- 15:59So you've dealt with the enemy in this room retro and dhoni.
- 16:03I have not entered their next room, but you now Clapton
- 16:08sitting at a computer, okay, I have to say my catchphrase.
- 16:12It's running time, baby. You're sitting down.
- 16:27Night City. You look at a map of North
- 16:30America somewhere on the western edge.
- 16:31You'd see an Inky black dot with fingers, pressing into the side
- 16:35of the continent. That's where you find night City
- 16:38and somewhere in the middle of that.
- 16:39Inky black dot is a giant smoking hole, like the universe
- 16:44itself, Drew iron and shot straight through the city,
- 16:47radiation turn the sky red, but our story starts a little
- 16:51further, south In a dive bar, the shortstop Welcome to Night
- 16:56City and welcome to cyberpunk edge of Extinction.
- 17:02It's sided dice presents, cyberpunk edge of Extinction, a
- 17:05cyberpunk, red, actual play. Watch now at youtube.com slash
- 17:09at infinite, sided dice. Catch you later, Chairman's.
- 17:29All right, everybody. I'm Jack time to use my
- 17:33catchphrase. Time to run baby.
- 17:35Now you've already said they're follow and doesn't Hannah.
- 17:41You check in and you come across a password.
- 17:45Do I roll interface for that? Yes.
- 17:50There you go over there. Interface 11.
- 17:54The DVD is 11 for this password and you unlock this password and
- 18:00get access to the next stage, which is two rooms in front of
- 18:05you ever left door and a right door this time.
- 18:08I'm gonna go on the left or I learned my lesson.
- 18:14Do you want to probe these areas first?
- 18:16Yes. All right, so you're going to
- 18:18probe the left or you have to murom remaining actions before
- 18:21your turn is over. So are you going to probe where
- 18:23you going to just walk in probe 9?
- 18:26Good? Yes, you see in this room on the
- 18:29left three things, one that it goes somewhere.
- 18:32There's another as an exit and to that.
- 18:35There are two enemies in here but you only work out what one
- 18:37of them is one of them is an imp, okay?
- 18:41Okay. Chennai.
- 18:44Stealth through them. Yes.
- 18:46Yes, you can. Okay, I'm gonna use my stealth
- 18:49boat. Fucking hell.
- 18:51You rolled a 13 on stealth. Nice.
- 18:54That's very good. Yes, there are two enemies in
- 18:57here. This means you have to stealth
- 18:58twice if one of them catches you both of them, see you.
- 19:01Okay. So you have a choice at this
- 19:03point. You've managed to skirt past the
- 19:05Imp and in front of you now that you're in the room, you can see
- 19:08this whisper as well. It's not as powerful as the nth
- 19:11but the Two of them are going to be a problem if you have to
- 19:13fight them. Yeah I'm gonna add 1 1 like
- 19:19everybody 1 lakh to this. Okay let's get together okay 17
- 19:27yes. Thought 18, you walk past both
- 19:30of these programs undetected and in front of you are two doors on
- 19:36the left and on the right. Okay.
- 19:41Hmm, I've learned my lesson, I'm going, can I probe the left or
- 19:47yes? Role interface.
- 19:49Hmm. Yes, you rolled a crit on your
- 19:52interface and your probe manages to get both doors.
- 19:55On the left is turret control. Your crit means you have
- 19:58discovered what with DV is. And there's a door unlock the
- 20:03right, which will unlock the door on the other side.
- 20:05Okay, there the DV for the turret control is high, is a 16,
- 20:10if I get it wrong. They get zapped out.
- 20:12If you get wrong, you will get hurt.
- 20:14Yes, you will not get forced out.
- 20:16Okay. I'm gonna try it.
- 20:17The door or the turret control? Their, let me do the door first,
- 20:22okay? Six the door.
- 20:28Pushes you back and you take one damage.
- 20:31All right. That's okay.
- 20:32You feel that I fry of electricity Cascade across your
- 20:36vision. Okay, gotta try again.
- 20:40Oh, Jesus. At this time, the door smacks
- 20:43you in the face virtually in you take to damage.
- 20:47Okay, okay, okay, okay. Gotta go.
- 20:50Try one more time. Can I use a worm?
- 20:55Yes. All right, I'm gonna activate my
- 20:58worm, her me where be where Jesus Lord.
- 21:02Well, the machine zaps you again for 1 HP damage, come on, gang.
- 21:11What's going on 10? Yes retro you see the door?
- 21:19On the other side of the room, slide open.
- 21:28Waited for what I was gonna say Sonia Sonia, I need you to roll
- 21:36a detent. Oh my God Heaven.
- 21:38Okay, Balaji 10. I'm doing it.
- 21:41If you want this can be resist torture drugs but your have to
- 21:44be a really high value for what's about to happen, okay?
- 21:47Not you rolled a 3. That is not enough.
- 21:50No. Door shuts behind you, the door
- 21:56on the other side shuts as well. And from the ceiling hatch opens
- 22:02and sand. Looks like snow starts to pour
- 22:05into the room and fill the room. Okay.
- 22:08What's in the vending machine? You turn around in the doors,
- 22:11close behind you. I am confused and I saw in the
- 22:13room with a vending machine. No, you have both stepped into
- 22:17this room and the door has closed for happy that I thought
- 22:19I was still in the room and that he left me back you.
- 22:23You did not roll high enough not to reach out step through the
- 22:26door after retro and it closed behind you.
- 22:28I'm just punch him really hard really quick.
- 22:31My God. Roll brawling and roll
- 22:36Adventure, instead of you going off the turrets as the sand fell
- 22:43turned off, this room was a trap also, I really fucking hate you
- 22:48for the record, you roll 21. He rolled his 14 crit fail and
- 22:57you smack him in the side of his TV head.
- 22:58It makes it satisfying. Third as you hit it it does not
- 23:01hurt your hands I keep watching you lose 1 HP.
- 23:03P. Can I make a beeline for these
- 23:14crates and try to get on top of them so that I'm not trying to
- 23:16struggle through the sand. Yes.
- 23:18So there's some crates on the far side of the room on the
- 23:20right hand side. You run over and climb on top of
- 23:22them. Meanwhile, in the other room
- 23:25cave, you've walked over to Clapton on the computer.
- 23:29On the screen it says sand is released in its flashing.
- 23:37Um, maybe what you've tried in front of you, in the door unlock
- 23:43room, you see snow release on the door.
- 23:47This this door room is a corridor part of it.
- 23:50Unlocks the door that attracted retro and at the very end is a
- 23:54room that apparently turns off this sand trap.
- 23:57Alright. Can I probe to see if there's
- 24:00any enemies? Yes.
- 24:02Well my God 5 yes there is a A low-level wisp in this room.
- 24:09Okay, I'm going to try and start again.
- 24:11Polish stealth. Yes, you stealth into the room,
- 24:14the Wisp is looking the other way and there in the middle is a
- 24:17virtual red button. It has a it has a clear puzzle
- 24:22box on top. You're going to have to hack it.
- 24:24All right, I'm gonna go for it. No, the doors are shut.
- 24:30You are locked in. This room is filling with sand.
- 24:42It's like double doors of a manor-house bake.
- 24:44But sure it's a puzzle, right? I'm gonna try and bullshit.
- 24:51You are one of the few hackers I've ever worked with the few
- 24:54never utters. I've ever worked with and so
- 24:55far, you have done great things. I assume and you're going to
- 24:59keep doing great things but the trust your intuition.
- 25:02Wow, I feel almost like not a clam.
- 25:06You twist this object a little bit.
- 25:09It folds turns into a hand and it presses down on the button.
- 25:15Kicked out of the net run as your actual cable gets like
- 25:19sparked out of the Computer and in the other room retro, as
- 25:22you're trying to push this big door and Sam's pouring all over
- 25:25you, the door closes on its own and thus and stops and you're
- 25:28just sitting in a room. Now full of sand, the door
- 25:31slowly opens but it's taking a moment because it's in a full of
- 25:35sand. Well, this is obviously since
- 25:37nobody's fault. I need you to like, really hear
- 25:42me. When I say, I will literally
- 25:46quit being the worst 90s sitcom reruns.
- 25:50Permanently in your brain for the rest of your fucking life.
- 25:54You are not the scariest person I've met but I do believe in
- 26:00what you're saying because I'm not a fucking liar.
- 26:04Well, just to let you know, I one of the few that have
- 26:07possibly done very, very terrible things.
- 26:11I'm in the music industry, I blew up a building.
- 26:15That's your secret God. Fuck.
- 26:18Thanks. But I want side of the room boy.
- 26:23Do we actually leave the room to You Waltz into the next room?
- 26:26No, I'm afraid. No.
- 26:28Wait, was is the next door? O is the door open.
- 26:30And yeah, just had is open and this is peeking in and I just go
- 26:35was it the building that they're threatening your secret with?
- 26:40So you're really the whole reason for this whole death
- 26:42thing. Anyway, no, are you lying to me?
- 26:45No, you're lying to me. No hey it's cool.
- 26:51I don't give a shit but you maybe should be prepared and
- 26:55hope that it's one of us that figures out your goddamn secret
- 26:58because we're not going to rat on you.
- 27:00Yeah, I think they already know my secret, so that's why I gotta
- 27:02kill him. No, I mean us, if one of us
- 27:06wins, we can help you kill these.
- 27:08Guys, you don't have to worry about us feeling you their
- 27:10secrets or anything like that. We don't give a shit.
- 27:12We care about you. You're our friend.
- 27:15I feel so much better now. All of that secret in for a long
- 27:19time and I hope to share with anyone you've opened the door.
- 27:23You're standing next to me. Have a look inside.
- 27:24Well, we've all done things that are bad and Clapton your door
- 27:28opens to do. You check?
- 27:29Oh yes, yep. Retro your to embarrass really
- 27:32to looking Alex, you manage to peer into the room and you you
- 27:35see some stuff like this room's got a bunch of stuff and at the
- 27:38sandboxes the middle there's a bunch of crates.
- 27:41You do see a turret in here, just one the Filly with a lot of
- 27:46confidence because last time, you I saw one that was more than
- 27:48one, so there is that you see it in the corner.
- 27:50Hey crazy. Thought maybe we can try my
- 27:52plan. Now before you run into a room,
- 27:54without any sense, of self-preservation and Jordan.
- 27:57And Clapton you see an empty room with a computer sitting at
- 28:03it. I don't like this door at the
- 28:05other end is locked in Bach's works, I mean you did so great
- 28:09net running last time I'm sure you'll be fine this time.
- 28:13All right you have a sticky bomb, right?
- 28:16Me. Retro, you're not in my room but
- 28:20you can see, we have these things called radios.
- 28:23Hey, you were putting together dead bodies to try and have sex.
- 28:27Okay? All I hear anything from you.
- 28:29Hey, we never said it was sticky bummed to calcifer.
- 28:36There was a sticky bomb in the fucking vending machine.
- 28:39I knew I should have got it because only good through all
- 28:40the sticky bomb at the Torah and then to be sticky and stuck.
- 28:43Oh, there's another turret here in this is, all right, I'm
- 28:46going. To skin you alive, you know, my
- 28:49ex said the same thing, but if you do that, save the skin, he's
- 28:53a good friend. I'll skin you alive to and she
- 28:56is no. Okay, what's your plan?
- 29:00Well, I had one when I thought you had a sticky bomb and we
- 29:04could throw it at the Torah and it gets stuck and then I'm gonna
- 29:07be shooting us as we ran in. Well I got another plan, go for
- 29:10a fly by the seat of your pants and I run on it and you Walk
- 29:17into a room that is full of turrets shirt.
- 29:23There are four turrets in here. Good turrets.
- 29:28And from behind the vending machine offers a drone.
- 29:32And I pop my glitter grenade into the center of the room.
- 29:36Excellent, I'm jacking and come on gang.
- 29:49Next time on no latency site. Again believe we lost the most
- 30:01important person to me I'm right here.
- 30:03I'm gonna flip it. I'm crying.
- 30:06I almost feel bad because like, we've been having a great time
- 30:09through our stuff. You owe me at least three
- 30:12Christmas presents for the amount of heart attacks that I,
- 30:14you gave me from me thinking that you were going to die.
- 30:16You can't tell me your secret and then die.
- 30:20Thank you. Get out of me.
- 30:22Okay, I'm just incredibly Charming.
- 30:25I'm so proud of us. We've done so great today.
- 30:27I have a crazy idea. Is it like a cannon gun?
- 30:30What if we let loose every single one of our grenades?
- 30:34No, those are really expensive and I'm planning on living.
- 30:38Okay. Now we're ready.
- 30:39We had to have a tender touching moment.
- 30:41First, touching butts moment, Thank you for joining us on our
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