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FULL SHOW: Missing Work, Strawberry Letter: He Knows I Don't Wear Underwear - 12.03.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all at all.
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  Speaker 4: So given them.
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  Speaker 5: Back a million bus bussy.
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  Speaker 6: Ye listening to.
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  Speaker 3: To I don't Joy?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Joy show you you.
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  Speaker 6: Love?
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  Speaker 4: You gotta turn well.
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  Speaker 1: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 4: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the water the water up?
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  Speaker 4: Looking me.
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  Speaker 2: Come come out, you think.
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  Speaker 1: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on, dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 8: Man, Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 8: God been good to me. Man, he been so good
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  Speaker 8: to me.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 8: And and you know why I say it like that.
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  Speaker 1: What makes it amazing is because it's been in spite
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  Speaker 1: of myself.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, you know what I mean by that. I
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  Speaker 8: mean I mean that he's been good to me.
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  Speaker 1: In spite of all the craziness I've done, all the
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  Speaker 1: foolishness I've gotten myself involved with, and not only got
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  Speaker 1: but knowingly got myself involved with all of the stupid
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  Speaker 1: decisions I've made. Put all that to the side, and
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  Speaker 1: he's still been good to me. Bring it all and
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  Speaker 1: put it on the plate and he's still being good
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  Speaker 1: to me.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's amazing man. And I'm sure there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people that can say the exact same thing. I mean,
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: come on, man, I got you. Ain't famous, I got
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody, got no microphone in your face, I got nobody,
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no spotlight on you. I got nobody, ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no camera in your face. I got nobody. Probably
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody blogging about you. But let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: If you break it down and be real about it, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you done done something outside the box. You done done
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  Speaker 1: something ladies included. You've done something out the box. You
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  Speaker 1: woke up and went what did I do that for? Oh?
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  Speaker 8: We've all done it.
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  Speaker 1: So with all that said and done, God still loves you, man,
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  Speaker 1: God still loves you, still wants the best for you,
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  Speaker 1: still considers you his child, and its willing. It's willing
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  Speaker 1: man to show you your future. He is willing to
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  Speaker 1: show you your life. He is willing to let you
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  Speaker 1: take a peek at the blueprint.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's an amazing God right there. Because I know I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I'm glad it's him,
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  Speaker 1: you know, today, man, I want to encourage brothers out there.
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  Speaker 1: And when I say brothers, I'm talking to everybody that's
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  Speaker 1: of the male species. I don't care about your color.
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  Speaker 1: I really really don't. I don't even have time for
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  Speaker 1: that in my day. Matter of fact, Sometimes when you
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  Speaker 1: get to discuss and race, I just get tired of it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I just wish, you know, some days I just
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  Speaker 1: want to wake up, just do me. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: got what the skin tone is, I got that, But
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  Speaker 1: I just want to wake up some days and just.
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  Speaker 2: Going by my business and do me. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to have to deal with somebody.
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  Speaker 1: I get tired of talking about the issues. Ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: make them go away, But sometimes I get tired. So
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  Speaker 1: to day, I'm talking to brothers, all the brothers of
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  Speaker 1: the male species. I'm talking about men today. Man, if
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  Speaker 1: you ain't doing it all, if you're feel an empty man,
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  Speaker 1: start today completing your process and your journey.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: By that, if there's a part of you just missing
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  Speaker 1: as a man, and now, man, I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, some ladies listening, but you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. It's some part of you that's missing
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  Speaker 1: as a man if you ain't really been in touch
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  Speaker 1: with your kids like you're supposed to now for whatever
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  Speaker 1: the reason is. And please know, I do understand how
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  Speaker 1: sometimes women can use children as pawns. It happens all
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  Speaker 1: the time. I've been through it. I've been through it, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know what it feels like, man to wanna do something.
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  Speaker 1: But because you ain't got this, or you ain't doing this,
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  Speaker 1: then I ain't gonna let you have this. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: fight through, fellas, you got to fight through. You got
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  Speaker 1: to fulfill your end of the deal. And I got
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  Speaker 1: how difficult they making it. I got how man, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come with some drama, but you gotta fight through it,
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  Speaker 1: because man, we need fathers to be fathers. That's really
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  Speaker 1: what we need. If you're a man out there and
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  Speaker 1: you are a father of a child, we need you
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  Speaker 1: do your job.
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  Speaker 8: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Our community, our situation, us as a people, all of us.
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  Speaker 1: We need you to be a father period. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't coming down on you. I'm just your boy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm your man. And I've been in the same predicament,
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  Speaker 1: in the same hole myself where I couldn't get to them,
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  Speaker 1: where they were used as pawns, where they were told
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  Speaker 1: things about me that wasn't even true. I've been through it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see them, you don't come up. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got all that. You ain't sent this. You ain't okay,
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  Speaker 1: Hey got all that. If you can call them sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: tell them you thinking about them, tell them you love them.
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  Speaker 1: If you can get a letter to them, if you
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  Speaker 1: can get a message to your children through one of
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  Speaker 1: your relatives, start the process today.
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  Speaker 8: Be a father. It's your job now.
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  Speaker 1: Because you ignoring him, or you acting like they ain't
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  Speaker 1: over there, or you thee backed them out of your
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  Speaker 1: mind because the situation got too difficult. I got that.
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  Speaker 1: I got that, But you got to step up and
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  Speaker 1: be fathers. You got to write a letter. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: send the money. If she talking about If you don't
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  Speaker 1: send all the money, you ain't gonna see him. Send
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  Speaker 1: what you got if she if taking it over there
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  Speaker 1: is too much drama, send it through a relative, give
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  Speaker 1: it to a mama, give it to her sister, ask
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  Speaker 1: her to take it over there and do something for
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  Speaker 1: the baby. Because okay, okay, you can't deal with the drama.
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  Speaker 1: I got that, and I know it's much to pay
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  Speaker 1: when you have to deal with that, because clearly I
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  Speaker 1: know hell have no fury like a woman's going. Please know.
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  Speaker 1: I know that, Please know. And that's a real statement.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't no saying, Steve got that's the truth. But
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  Speaker 1: do what you gotta do. Sometimes you have to apologize.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes an apology goes a long way to your children.
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  Speaker 1: Just say look, because I've made this apology before. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: look I'm sorry I wasn't there for you. I was
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  Speaker 1: out grinding and hustling and I wasn't paying attention to
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  Speaker 1: you and I should have been.
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  Speaker 8: And I apologize now.
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  Speaker 1: I imagine, man, there's days where you was telling people
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  Speaker 1: I was your father up at the school and they
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  Speaker 1: wasn't believing you. I apologize for sending you through that.
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  Speaker 1: But now, man, I tell you what. I made some mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: and I got it together. I want me and you
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  Speaker 1: to move forward as father and son. I want me
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  Speaker 1: and you to move forward as father and daughter. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be in your life now. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: a lot, but guess what, I know a lot because
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  Speaker 1: if you a man and you a father, please know,
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  Speaker 1: you know something that child don't know. You have information,
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  Speaker 1: you have experience, that's all they need sometimes to have
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  Speaker 1: somebody to talk to. That daughter yours just needs to
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  Speaker 1: know from her daddy, how should a man treat me?
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  Speaker 8: Dad? What should I look for in a man?
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  Speaker 1: See, they'll take that information from you because they know
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  Speaker 1: is coming from the right place. And then you know
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  Speaker 1: that your son needs you, because you know how difficult
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  Speaker 1: it is if you're trying to be a man without
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  Speaker 1: your daddy. You already know how funky that is, right there.
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  Speaker 1: So come on, man and meet your mistakes and move forward.
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  Speaker 1: Call your kids, write a letter, get a phone number
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  Speaker 1: on them, send a text, drop a message, send a
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  Speaker 1: note up to the school.
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  Speaker 8: Do something.
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  Speaker 1: Man. If those of us that are fathers would just
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  Speaker 1: be fathers, I could shut the entering camp down. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I will say I apologize because I don't want you
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  Speaker 1: to think I'm coming down on you. But I've been
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  Speaker 1: through this myself. I ain't really coming down. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: reminding you. This is our job. These are our children,
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  Speaker 1: this is our responsibility. We are men. There is no excuses.
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  Speaker 5: You who said that.
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  Speaker 3: It was?
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  Speaker 1: What's the biggest surprise God has put in my life?
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  Speaker 2: And he done so many?
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  Speaker 1: Really, the biggest surprised God has put in my life
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  Speaker 1: is the change he made in me. M That's probably
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  Speaker 1: the best thing, the biggest thing, the change he made
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  Speaker 1: in me, because it is clear to me that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not who I used to be. And I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you how good that is because and you know what, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know how to improve myself because let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Man, have you ever been going along
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  Speaker 1: and then you think ain't nothing wrong with you?
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  Speaker 2: But something really is.
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  Speaker 1: Or.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't want to admit it.
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  Speaker 1: Man, had somebody mentioned it to you that something's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with you? You know, I shouldn't. I should have knew
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  Speaker 1: something was wrong with me when I was a little boy.
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  Speaker 2: On Friday night morning.
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  Speaker 1: Now take me to this all day and had me
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  Speaker 1: prayed for all the time. It's something wrong with this baby.
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  Speaker 1: He just can't close his mouth. I knew something wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You were a mouth breather.
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  Speaker 8: I should have knew that in someone wrong.
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  Speaker 9: You should have known coming up at thirty.
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  Speaker 12: It is time now for the nephew who is back
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  Speaker 12: after a nice refreshing day off.
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  Speaker 9: He's here to run the prank.
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  Speaker 1: But where I'm just speaking the truth where we're all here.
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  Speaker 13: Sure that you big on throwing me under the bus.
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  Speaker 13: I noticed that that's a lot that you do.
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  Speaker 1: You do that the bush?
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  Speaker 2: When did I throw myself under the bus?
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  Speaker 1: When over there by the bus? It do look like
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  Speaker 1: you undiated anyway.
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  Speaker 13: I'm saying that was funny. All I'm saying is I
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  Speaker 13: missed one day and Shirley wanted to put it. You
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  Speaker 13: just want to emphasize you.
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  Speaker 3: Today.
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  Speaker 2: I missed one today. That is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, you missed one day this week.
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  Speaker 2: I did.
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  Speaker 5: I did, and we can get the tally for twenty
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  Speaker 5: twenty five and it's tall.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to say that. I didn't. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: miss that.
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  Speaker 9: It just came out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, as soon as it came out, I went, how
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  Speaker 1: are you saying time and time the same?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Come on, nephew, what you got for us?
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  Speaker 9: Welcome back? By the way, that's how.
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  Speaker 2: You welcomed me back though like that, I.
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  Speaker 1: Just said, welcome back. You were awesome, welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, man, I'm gonna say something to you I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never said before, Tim, what I missed you? Man? Because
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  Speaker 1: Junior floored him who he had a rush.
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  Speaker 2: You don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got time to go into it and limit
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. It was traumatic. You ain't going to jail, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, tell me.
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  Speaker 13: Why the print going on? Feel me in for this.
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  Speaker 13: This title fits perfect. Neighborhood watch. Let's go get doc.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is Johnny.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you're the one that be doing the neighborhood watch.
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  Speaker 6: You'll be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watches? Is
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  Speaker 6: that you? Who's this is this Johnny? Who is this man?
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  Speaker 6: This is pre J answer my question? Are you Johnny?
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  Speaker 10: Pull your road to your row? I'm Johnny and I
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  Speaker 10: do the neighborhood watch? Who was the t J? I'm baby?
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  Speaker 10: Hold on, man, don't calmb my phone, yell at me?
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  Speaker 10: Charging me up?
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  Speaker 6: Hey man, only a blue streets over from you. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: and you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that
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  Speaker 6: ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking
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  Speaker 6: in the window at my wife When I came outside.
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  Speaker 6: You was halfway down the street. You and your dog
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  Speaker 6: for doing You ain't watching the neighborhood You looking trying
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  Speaker 6: to see them in the window. That's what you're doing speaking.
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  Speaker 10: Some Please, I don't look. I do my job, man,
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  Speaker 10: I do my neighbors. I do my job. I do
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  Speaker 10: the neighborhood. Watch, I make sure people ain't breaking nobody houses.
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  Speaker 10: I gotta like, what the hell I want to look
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  Speaker 10: at somebody else's like I got a piece of a
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  Speaker 10: home I.
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  Speaker 6: Don't want to look at. Then you need to stay
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  Speaker 6: outlook with looking through people window. Man, you're supposed to
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  Speaker 6: be watching the neighborhood, not watching my wife.
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  Speaker 10: When you say you live again, because I live.
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  Speaker 6: Too street, you know what, I tell you what though,
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  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what, Johnny, what people Tom?
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna show you what a people Tom is.
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  Speaker 6: Now. I'm gonna show you what.
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  Speaker 10: Now.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna start looking at your window looking at your wife.
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  Speaker 6: See why, don't learn another peep, mister Johnny.
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  Speaker 10: But but putting your over here. I want you to look.
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  Speaker 10: I want you to look at my window.
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  Speaker 6: Who the hell is this?
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  Speaker 10: I ain't got time for this, man. I got a job,
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  Speaker 10: I got a mortgage, I got kids. I ain't got
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  Speaker 10: time for this man. Don't look at a job, man,
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  Speaker 10: don't don't find a job.
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  Speaker 6: I got the job. I got a job from When
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  Speaker 6: I'm at work, you got a.
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  Speaker 10: Job, Yeah, you got a job. Crying like a talking
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  Speaker 10: about somebody looking at your Why ain't nobody looking at
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  Speaker 10: your wife?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Got a job. But when I'm at Morold, I'm wondering
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  Speaker 6: if y'e the back of the home looking through the
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  Speaker 6: window at my wife.
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  Speaker 10: Please talk to my house. Please, I'm coming later than
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  Speaker 10: the window.
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  Speaker 6: Fine, And then what.
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  Speaker 10: The hell are you talking about? Calling me? Telling my people?
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  Speaker 10: And it's just white, no body, that's what you been doing.
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  Speaker 10: Man's no white. You probably ain't got no wife. You're
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  Speaker 10: probably married to the something. What you talking about? Man?
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  Speaker 10: Talking about our people? At your wife? You po godund
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  Speaker 10: a wife?
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  Speaker 6: And you are in the wonder room a woking still
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  Speaker 6: watching the neighborhood. But that ain't what I'm doing. All
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: I got that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 10: Come over here now, since you do a round neighborhood.
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: You three streets whatever, how many streets whatever you are
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: for me? Come right now. I stand outside with my
• 19:12
  Speaker 10: dog pushing on your I want.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: You to come by walking later that night with whoever
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: that shower the same way you were looking through my one.
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: Please just come by, don't wait, just come by now, please, Oh.
• 19:27
  Speaker 6: Get me that way with. I ain't going about right now.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: I'm waiting somebody with me.
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: You ain't what, brother, I'm getting ready to throw down
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: so I could get ready and tell on my business man.
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: I'm getting ready to go and work again in the day. Man,
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: what the hell you talking about? Brock? I got two jobs.
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: I got jobs to work during the day and at night,
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: and in between I do the neighborhood watch. I'm doing
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: your service. I'm helping your lady. Do I you step
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: up here watching people looking and see if they's looking
• 19:56
  Speaker 10: at your watch? Got you get you a second job
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: or something?
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: Said?
• 20:00
  Speaker 10: Man, why don't you google? Won't you look at mustard
• 20:02
  Speaker 10: dot com or something? What the hell is wrong with
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: you calling me talking about I'm people at your what may?
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: Don't you ever call me with?
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: No? The hole is this?
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: Anyway?
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: Who the hole is this? Because I got some.
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Fo you who was going to tell you who it is?
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: This his nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: You just got pranked by your wife, Trisha.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna keep.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: Ain't run baby, They ain't right, baby, Johnny, Baby, that
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: ain't right. Man, you got me mad because I said,
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: ain't nobody go get me on?
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: No prank, magg don't fop.
• 20:46
  Speaker 10: Time for that man.
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: Frank Joy told me you do the neighborhood. What oh man?
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: She said, you do the neighborhood. You walk? You know
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: because what you got Rod Waller?
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah know me, I walk. That's why I use niggas.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: I want to be safe. May just kise something.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: I just stick my rock below.
• 21:03
  Speaker 10: You got me bad, nephew, you got me bad.
• 21:08
  Speaker 6: You're good.
• 21:09
  Speaker 10: I'm good, bag.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna get it over all. Right. Let me ask
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: you this though, what is the baddest and I'm talking
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: about the baddest radio show in the.
• 21:19
  Speaker 10: Land, made the Steve Harvey Show?
• 21:25
  Speaker 13: And now you have it, Shirley, I am back and
• 21:27
  Speaker 13: I'll be back in another hour.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 21:31
  Speaker 12: Coming up next to ask the CLO or Chief Love
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this, you're
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays,
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  Speaker 12: And entertainment news, Kim Kardashian's brain scan reveals she has
• 22:19
  Speaker 12: low brain functioning asap. Rocky gets checked by Rihanna in
• 22:24
  Speaker 12: public allegedly, and Oprah released this year's list of her
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: favorite things. And that's all coming up at the top
• 22:31
  Speaker 12: of the hour. But right now it is time for
• 22:34
  Speaker 12: us to ask the clo Ready Colo.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I must start doing that, releasing my favorite things.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I'm mind it's going to.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Be fair good.
• 22:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Steve's favorite thing.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you definitely could do that.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: All right, here we go.
• 22:49
  Speaker 12: Josiah in Beaumont writes, I heard your show yesterday.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It's been a while.
• 22:54
  Speaker 12: I would love to know if Steve knows that his
• 22:57
  Speaker 12: nephew does impressions of him on stage. I saw him
• 23:00
  Speaker 12: do it years ago. Now I can't tell those two.
• 23:03
  Speaker 12: A part on the radio is uncle, Steve, cool with it?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: What you think, Celo? Yeah, because you know when I'm
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: missing sometimes it's good that he can step aad as me,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: you know. So yes, I'm perfectly cool with it. And
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think he sounds nothing like me at all.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: But I'm the only person that think that. So big
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: shoes to fill those, Steve, don't say, don't say that shirt.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: Already wear thirteen, you wear eight, No.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Eleven and a half an eight.
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: Eight eight in balls in balls all right?
• 23:53
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Camille.
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: Tommy can buy shoes with Veil.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: Chrony, camel and Forest Park.
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 24:02
  Speaker 12: So, my boyfriend told me that he's bored with our
• 24:04
  Speaker 12: sex life, so I stopped having sex with him. Now
• 24:08
  Speaker 12: our relationship is rocky because he's distant. I think he
• 24:12
  Speaker 12: wants a threesome, but he can't handle two women. Is
• 24:15
  Speaker 12: this worth me trying to figure him out?
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: He?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, your boyfriend tells you he's bored with
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: your sex life?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: She so you stop having sex with him?
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: He distant? M h, you ain't You ain't see that coming?
• 24:32
  Speaker 9: Well, what she saw is she thought that meant he
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: wanted a threesome.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I don't really see how you read that into you.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know where the threesome came from. He just
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: wanted you to pick up the pace you stopped now
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: her as I would be also, So you know, listen,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's maybe the way he presented it. It
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: could have been presented a little bit better because you
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: kind of presented it kind of cut and dry hair
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: on board with our sex life.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You might have came to you a.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Little bit and said, hey, baby, look, I want to, like,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you know, if we could, you know, maybe do some
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: things different or try are you or.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Or you you tried by yourself? And then.
• 25:22
  Speaker 13: Wow, everybody want a nice one song until that don't
• 25:26
  Speaker 13: work out?
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: A nice a onesome once? What's the onesome?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Me and one more person? That's when it don't work out?
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: A couple? Yeah, that's a couple. I'm struggling with the math.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he's saying, but I'm gonna tell
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you right now, threesomes ain't for everybody.
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: Let you know.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: That's what she says.
• 25:51
  Speaker 14: She can hand you know, well, come on, confessed, don't
• 26:00
  Speaker 14: tell him nothing, don't now he should share, he should
• 26:04
  Speaker 14: be transparent.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Oh let's just say, you know, I ain't never shared
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: nothing way back in the.
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: Day, you know, way before that was phone cameras. Thank god.
• 26:17
  Speaker 12: All right, yeah, let's move on, shall we. This is
• 26:20
  Speaker 12: from Robin and Henderson. Robin writes, my husband got me
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: a coach ticket to travel to see my parents for Christmas.
• 26:29
  Speaker 12: He said, we need to cut back and stick to
• 26:31
  Speaker 12: a budget. To upgrade my ticket to first class would
• 26:34
  Speaker 12: be an additional four hundred and eighty three dollars. Should
• 26:38
  Speaker 12: I this is what Robin wants to know. Should I
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: get the upgrade or let him win this one?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sitting back there, so you know four
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: hundred and eighty four thousand and eighty. What what I
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: let you can not do is walk past them chairs
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: with that extra arm room, leg room, ability to recline,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: curtain that closes so that the people in the back
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: can't see what they're doing for me warm nuts, silverware,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: being you with a choice on it. Yes, I'm paying
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: the extra for the upgrade. That's what I'm doing. And
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: cause it's Christmas.
• 27:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 12: If so, if they can afford it, heat, they should
• 27:27
  Speaker 12: cut back someplace else as far as the budget goes.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Well, let me say this, though, you know, a woman's
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: philosophy I found, for the most part, has always been
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: I would rather ask for forgiveness than permission. Permission, that's true,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: go ahead and do it and just say, baby, I'm
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: so sorry. My knees was acting up and my back hurt.
• 27:55
  Speaker 12: Okay, all right, all right, Robin, there's your answer. I'm
• 27:59
  Speaker 12: not going get that upgrade, girl, get that upgrade.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: This tell him next time?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Save right?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 28:11
  Speaker 12: Last one, Steve, Last one. This is from Al in Norfolk.
• 28:16
  Speaker 12: Al writes, My wife gets upset when I won't have
• 28:18
  Speaker 12: sex with her on demand. We've talked about not having
• 28:22
  Speaker 12: any more children, but she has baby fever.
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: We have four already.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I want the sex but not the kids.
• 28:29
  Speaker 12: Should I get condoms or is it time for me
• 28:31
  Speaker 12: to get a voseectomy?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Wow? Why are you asking me?
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no way I can be in your business
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: like this, But you are a clo Well, I'm the
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: chief Love Officer, not the Chief no love office. I
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: try to keep family together. Now. The last question, a
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: woman cut her man off, h shut him down. Now,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: she wanted every time, and you don't want to perform.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with y'all out there? Do your duty, though,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Do your duty? Bring that heat on request. Yeah, but
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: he wants to know I used to could do that,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: you know, request, That's not what this is about. What
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: you want really won't for me right there?
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: He now somebody.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Now, But Steve, I want it now.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: You're talking about now today?
• 29:43
  Speaker 15: What what time is it?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: So that's the difference between you back in the day
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: and you today today.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: I got a zoom called. I ain't never had no
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: zoom call in the pan.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: So should he get condoms? Maybe?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Since he doesn't, bro, I can't help you. I don't know.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you show up with condoms and your marriage
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: and you married, and you show up with some condoms, yeah, yes,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Now where from? Thank you?
• 30:26
  Speaker 12: Celo coming up at the top of the hour. We
• 30:30
  Speaker 12: will have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 30:33
  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. On a recent episode
• 30:41
  Speaker 12: of The Kardashians, Kim Kardashian was given the results of
• 30:45
  Speaker 12: a brain scan. The results revealed quote low brain activity
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: in her frontal lobe. The doctor giving the results of
• 30:53
  Speaker 12: the scan told Kim that her brain is less active
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: than it should be. Kim appeared shocked by the result,
• 31:00
  Speaker 12: saying that just can't be not accepting. I got to
• 31:03
  Speaker 12: get on a plan to really figure this out because
• 31:06
  Speaker 12: I have sugar honey iced tea to do.
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: The doctor assured.
• 31:10
  Speaker 12: Kim that she did not show signs connected to Alzheimer's disease,
• 31:14
  Speaker 12: and she appeared not terribly stressed, not anxious, and not depressed.
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: When social media, of course, caught onto Kim's brain scan results,
• 31:24
  Speaker 12: you can imagine how the comments were widely negative with
• 31:27
  Speaker 12: sprinkles of support for Kim. And here's the question, guys,
• 31:31
  Speaker 12: could you ever ever share this much of your life
• 31:35
  Speaker 12: and your health with a public unreality TV?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I mean, they don't hold it anything.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: Let me just say this right here.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I think it gils kill the perfect out because you
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: have got to explain the marriage to Kanye. So you
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: had a low frontal brain damage you have, That's.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: What I use it for your decision.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, Kim, why did you what happened that you
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: and Kanye got together? You? You married him? You know
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: I was at first I was thinking no, uh huh.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: And then as I bowed my head, my low frontal
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: brain damage kicked in because all the blood rushed to
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: the front and it said yes, and we got married.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I married Kanye Okay, Well, I knew something was wrong
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: when he started wearing all them stockings on his face.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: He went at hot leather in the summer all day
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: long with them boots on him. We was walking trying
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: to hold hands and he kept running into stuff. I
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: was saying, take all that mess off. He told me
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: shut up.
• 32:46
  Speaker 12: Now we haven't answers all coming together. Yeah, she's a
• 32:53
  Speaker 12: very smart lady. Though she spends ten hours a day
• 32:56
  Speaker 12: to she say, studying, just studying law to become an atturn.
• 33:00
  Speaker 9: You know, she's amazing. Well that's what she said, all right,
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: moving on.
• 33:10
  Speaker 12: According to video obtained by TMZ, Rihanna and her love
• 33:15
  Speaker 12: her bow Asap Rocky, we're leaving the Gotham Awards Monday night,
• 33:19
  Speaker 12: and Rihanna reportedly told Asap that she was heading out
• 33:22
  Speaker 12: because but he wasn't right behind her. Now in the video,
• 33:26
  Speaker 12: he's still seen talking to other people instead of exiting
• 33:29
  Speaker 12: the theater with Rihanna. As he extends his hand out
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: to Rihanna, she refuses to take it, so he decides
• 33:37
  Speaker 12: it's time to go and he walks out with Rihanna.
• 33:41
  Speaker 9: Since Z released the video, jokes have.
• 33:43
  Speaker 12: Been made online that Rihanna wears the pants in the relationship.
• 33:47
  Speaker 12: So whatever, Yeah, what do you think? Has your wife
• 33:54
  Speaker 12: ever been visibly frustrated with you in public? Guys and
• 33:57
  Speaker 12: just checked you in public?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Not check me, but definitely been frustrated. Definitely.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: What did you do the frustrator?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: What you did? I don't know.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: You never know what you did and what you can exist?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: What you got?
• 34:13
  Speaker 11: You know you did, said, my wife actually left?
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: What, Junior, would you standing outside the restaurant?
• 34:21
  Speaker 11: I didn't know she was gone, the car gone. She
• 34:23
  Speaker 11: left my wife? He left me so sad, doing good?
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I got.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: I got in trouble for breathing once that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah what what?
• 34:36
  Speaker 8: So what was that deep breath about?
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: All I said was.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: She said, You're not the only one that's tired.
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: Uh huh. And I know you did something crazy.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I never know what I do.
• 34:53
  Speaker 8: I just I just I do so.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: I just don't know what I do, but I do it.
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: Tell me that's because you've got that old frontal brain damage, like.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Real damage activity activity. Yeah, damn it.
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: See hers is just activity right now.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: Finally we're gonna move on, as she does annually.
• 35:20
  Speaker 12: Oprah has released her list of Oprah's favorite things for Christmas. Now,
• 35:24
  Speaker 12: every year we know that Oprah shares a list of
• 35:27
  Speaker 12: things that anyone would be happy to get as a gift.
• 35:30
  Speaker 12: This year, there's a journal, there's Apple AirPods three, there's
• 35:34
  Speaker 12: a crossbody purse, a set of cook wear that a.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Beanie, you know, a hat, and many other items.
• 35:43
  Speaker 12: So this is really big for merchants and retailers because
• 35:47
  Speaker 12: they usually set out their items once Oprah. They sell
• 35:51
  Speaker 12: them out once Oprah has endorsed them. So Christmas is
• 35:55
  Speaker 12: coming up, it'll be here, you know in a few days. Really,
• 35:58
  Speaker 12: what's at the top of your your favorite thing list?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: What do you want? Well, let me tell you what
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: ain't at the top. If you give me a journal, you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: And I were.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: Through forever done.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: This can't be on paper.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: For what.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: A journal?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Bennie, a big beanie?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I don't want to. And you can't wear
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: across body bag. Let me give you a major tip
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I've learned. Stop wearing cross body bags if you don't
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: have a flat stomach, because it don't.
• 36:41
  Speaker 14: Go cross over old, so it's across over bag across.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Don't wear across body bag if you don't have a
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: flat stumbach That go for me and and women.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: I see it all the time. You need a double.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Baby gymba if when you put it on you can't
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: on zip it without loosening.
• 37:09
  Speaker 12: Oh God, coming up, thank you, coming up at twenty
• 37:14
  Speaker 12: minutes after it is time. Timetimetime. That's my Mariah Carey voice.
• 37:19
  Speaker 12: We're talking deals on Christmas shopping. Up next, you're listening
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  Speaker 12: to the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 37:30
  Speaker 13: Parents, Meet Miko Mini Plus, the small AI robot that
• 37:33
  Speaker 13: talks to your kids and turns curiosity into learning.
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  Speaker 12: And the deal is big right now at Costco. It's
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  Speaker 12: Ai and Emson Okay, Junior, Carla, check this out. Macy's
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  Speaker 12: Friends and Family event is happening right now with.
• 38:09
  Speaker 9: Yes Yes.
• 38:11
  Speaker 12: With thirty to fifty percent off fine jewelry and fifteen
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: percent off beauty, it is the perfect time to do
• 38:18
  Speaker 12: your Christmas shopping.
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: That's all I'm saying, Junior, did you hear me?
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: It's the perfect time to get your wife quecious Christmas gifts.
• 38:26
  Speaker 12: You can look for items labeled friend and then get
• 38:29
  Speaker 12: ten to thirty percent off in select department. Get down
• 38:33
  Speaker 12: to Macy's today and hook up everyone in the family,
• 38:36
  Speaker 12: or go to Macy's dot com asap and shop online.
• 38:40
  Speaker 12: Macy's Friends and Family Sale ends December eleventh. So I'm
• 38:44
  Speaker 12: shopping today, I'm shopping tomorrow, and I see what.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Did you jus? What did you buy Keisha last year? Queisha?
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: That's why I got the braces from her bracelet. Got
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: came out of them, got it all out of macy
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Oh nice.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Match harem yea.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: They have a fine jewelry sale going on jewelry centers. Now,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I ain't even got time to
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: talk to you.
• 39:09
  Speaker 11: I'll figure right now.
• 39:09
  Speaker 10: I tell you.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: You ain't here one Lad's time you heard. That's right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: So this holiday, let Macy's be your guide to gifting.
• 39:19
  Speaker 12: You can shop at Macy's dot com. I'm telling you
• 39:22
  Speaker 12: to hurry up. Macy's Friends and Family Sale is going
• 39:25
  Speaker 12: on now through December eleventh. Carla, Now, we were excited
• 39:29
  Speaker 12: to see our baby, Tasha, your daughter walking into Macy's
• 39:33
  Speaker 12: Thanksgiving Day parade last week, that was something special. So
• 39:37
  Speaker 12: you know, I know you love New York And what
• 39:40
  Speaker 12: about that big Macy store at Christmas time?
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: There's nothing like it.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, Listen to me.
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: When the parade started, the ninety ninth annual macy Thanksgiving
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: Day Parade, Tasha the Cheerleaders day march behind it, there
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: was a big blue Macy star to match their unifor forms.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: They performed in front of the macy store and Tasha
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: and I we just were out of breath when we
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: walked inside.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Macy's on thirty fourth Street.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: Did you hear what I'm saying? And we went shopping
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: at Macy's prior to coming to New York to get ready.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: We got the boots, the sweaters, the coats all the year.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: So we love us some Macy. So we are going
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: to what's the sale? Junior, don't leave me, don't leave me.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: We can all go together.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's okay, I gotta go now though. Okay, we're
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: leaving the radio show right for Macon's. Yeah, you see,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you don't even stay what they mean to me? I'm
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: with you.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I love Mason.
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: Yes, Mary, Christmas, thank you. Macy's.
• 40:43
  Speaker 11: The dientom section will be up again this Christmas, the
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: damn section forget all you did them?
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Uh huh jeez, yeah, okay, cool, I'll beat in everything.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 40:52
  Speaker 12: It's going on now through December eleventh. Okay, you can
• 40:55
  Speaker 12: go online, you get to Macy's dot com, or just
• 40:58
  Speaker 12: go in the store like we're going to do. All right, guys,
• 41:01
  Speaker 12: thank you. Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour.
• 41:04
  Speaker 12: We will find out. We will find out. I don't
• 41:07
  Speaker 12: know if he's gonna tell us, but we're certainly going
• 41:09
  Speaker 12: to ask.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: We're gonna pride. We're going to try to find.
• 41:11
  Speaker 12: Out why the nephew was off yesterday right after this.
• 41:18
  Speaker 13: No, resources that is not yall be you're listening hard
• 41:24
  Speaker 13: morning show.
• 41:30
  Speaker 12: Okay, So Tommy, you take off work now and you
• 41:33
  Speaker 12: don't even clear it with your uncle?
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 41:36
  Speaker 12: What is that? I mean, it's a real Hollywood of you.
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: I'll say that. And Steve, I know you said you
• 41:41
  Speaker 12: didn't care yesterday when we asked you, why was Tommy
• 41:43
  Speaker 12: offer it was?
• 41:45
  Speaker 16: But but he said you said it was very Hollywood
• 41:50
  Speaker 16: of him. He got brand new some people can't let
• 41:55
  Speaker 16: some people become a star.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: You just can't do it. You can't, Yeah, because it's
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: what you get different. He's changing, y'all think.
• 42:04
  Speaker 9: I changed what you have?
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: But I miss you. I missed I missed your time.
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: I did thank you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I know I missed you. Quiet, Junior, Tommy, you have changed.
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: You be quiet?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: You got your case together first on.
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: The show, confessing and all this.
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: You be quiet for a minute.
• 42:31
  Speaker 9: So do you know where he was?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking you, Uncle Steve. Do you know
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: where you're going? You have no idea because, like you said,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: he's gone Hollywood. Yeah, he's he's pretty Hollywood now.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now he wants to know.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Have I changed? Tommy? Has this? Don't answer me?
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Getting out your Dirk?
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: Yes, poor person.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, Tommy, I did not do that. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: couldn't do that.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? Where are you right now?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I'm in Hollywood, baby, in California.
• 43:20
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, it's a city you're in. Here's another question.
• 43:24
  Speaker 12: Why didn't you check with your uncle? Your uncle had
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: no idea.
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: Where you were.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Well, he goes somewhere.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: He don't check with me. You're going to see Harvey
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: with you check with you? You just doctor Hollywood. I've
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: been out here.
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: You gotta stop.
• 43:45
  Speaker 8: I stopped checking twenty years ago.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not checking. Oh with nobody. Your name on the side, baby,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I saw. So wait a minute, Temmy, you're saying you
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: didn't let your uncle know you were going to be
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: off yesterday, because when he's off, he doesn't check with you.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Did you come out of your mouth?
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: I just make sure none of us do that, Junior.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Don't let us know when he ain't coming.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: What doesn't make it up pattern? He has a pattern.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: This is a pattern of behavior.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: That's all why the hospital got to call us, though,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: because when he's off, it's usually because of a crisis.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Steve Hard he'll.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Know the way on the way. He can't use his phone, though,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: That's what I don't think.
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: Because they God, don't they take your phone, Junior.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: They trying to get there, That's what I'm trying.
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to get to they take your phone matter paint.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know where the phone at. I
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: made die. If they gonna take the time.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: That's in your phone.
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: If they've taken the phone, that's gonna kill me. If
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: they got the phone.
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: What's in your phone? Tommy?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: That ain't got nothing with y'all. This is too much.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: It's way okay. I will say this.
• 45:11
  Speaker 13: Yesterday I was at a own event in uh in Hollywood, California.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: It's called four Year Consideration.
• 45:18
  Speaker 13: I was at an own event we along with na
• 45:22
  Speaker 13: A CP, and I will say I thought I was
• 45:25
  Speaker 13: the life of the party. I thought I was the
• 45:28
  Speaker 13: star until all the network execs came up to say, Tommy,
• 45:32
  Speaker 13: we're glad to have you here.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: How Steve doing.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: That?
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Going one sentence right there?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: So you was out there with the National Association for
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Colored People and you was doe Steve, I have a question.
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: No.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: So the event was from six am in the morning.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, don't don't don't judge me called you don't judge me.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying.
• 46:03
  Speaker 13: It was the reception and some of us had tea
• 46:06
  Speaker 13: and breakfast.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: You don't judge me.
• 46:09
  Speaker 12: You shouldn't have to check with someone the next time
• 46:11
  Speaker 12: you take off.
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: Coming up next it is his nephew.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a birth. Today's prank phone call right after this, it.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: Was a breakfast, brunch, dinner.
• 46:23
  Speaker 12: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show coming up
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 46:33
  Speaker 12: letter for today, and the subject is he knows I
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: don't wear underwear.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: He knows this, okay, and I don't have.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: A problem with this.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: I what is the letter?
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Fun?
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: We'll get into it and find out what it's all about.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: What we said about?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Hes around my house? What did the clothes you got
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: on the news? Back you here?
• 47:02
  Speaker 9: It's today's brank phone call.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: But you.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: Light here we go?
• 47:12
  Speaker 13: This is right here is called you married your brother?
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: You're married your brother. God when you get that kind
• 47:23
  Speaker 13: of news right there, You're married your brother. Let's go
• 47:26
  Speaker 13: cat though.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you common. This is
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith keeping from calling
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: you from the insurance group. Oh hi, how are you good?
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: You and your husband? What is it Harvey? Harvey? Is
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: that right?
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: in and got your physicals done for Life insurance, right, yeah, yeah,
• 47:49
  Speaker 6: that's correct. Okay. I actually uh am calling you from
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: the insurance group. I have you all lab results and
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: everything as far as your physicals and blood tests and things.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: Of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: talk to both of you guys at the same time,
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: U N. Harvey? Is that possible?
• 48:06
  Speaker 17: Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can
• 48:08
  Speaker 17: get him on the phone.
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: Okay, it would be uh it'd be kind of easy
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: if I kind of explain everything to both of you
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: guys at the same time. Is that if that's okay? Okay?
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: So I'm wrong?
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean, I think I need
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: to just try to bring a few things to you
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: guys attention. But I think you know, after that, it's
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: pretty much you guys decision on what you do. But
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: I just wanted to let you know a few things
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: about you know, the results and things of that nature, life, insurance,
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: the whole nine yards. Okay, Okay, head on, let me
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: see if I can get him on the phone. Hey, babe, Hey,
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: sweet are look?
• 48:43
  Speaker 17: I got the insurance people on the line. They want
• 48:45
  Speaker 17: to get both of us on the phone to talk
• 48:47
  Speaker 17: to us about the insurance stuff.
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: Oh cool, Hey Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: keep from the insurance group? How are you? Hey?
• 48:55
  Speaker 10: Good with that?
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: Nick? Keith? Good? Good? Listen? And I wanted to give
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: you guys a call and follow up. You guys did
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: I wanted to give you guys a call. It's kind
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: of bet if I talk to both of you guys
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: at the same time. So, do you have a minute
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: that we could actually use to gotta get some of
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: this information out to you.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm gonna go break right now.
• 49:15
  Speaker 6: We're good, okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: your your lab results back everything, and I kind of
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: got a few questions for you guys that I that
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: I'm a little puzzled on. How long have you guys
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: actually been married? We together free years, okay, now, prior
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: to being married three years. How long did you guys
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: know each other before you got married?
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: Oh, you say about five and a half five six years?
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: About six years?
• 49:39
  Speaker 6: Okay, You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
• 49:41
  Speaker 6: to nine years now all together.
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay.
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: Are you actually from the same hometowns? You grew up
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: in the same hometown?
• 49:48
  Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we grew up. I mean, I'm sorry,
• 49:52
  Speaker 17: is this question I mean, is this about the insurance or.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, there's a few things that that's actually puzzling, Carmen,
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: that we need to.
• 50:03
  Speaker 12: This.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: This is some news. I actually didn't want to bring you, guys,
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: but I mean we have to. I have to actually
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: give you this news. Looking at our records, looking at
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: all the test results, and let me be the person
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: to tell you that we run these results over and
• 50:15
  Speaker 6: over and over, trying to make sure we are completely
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: one hundred and fifteen to twenty percent right, Okay, it's
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys, Harvey, Carmen,
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: it's indicating that you guys are related, and nine times
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: out of ten you are. You guys are siblings? What?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Man?
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: What? And I understand the shop. It took me. It
• 50:43
  Speaker 6: took everything I had to make this phone call. I
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: did not want to make it. But looking at our records,
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: and we went over these records over and over, and
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: the blood work tells us that you guys are actually siblings. Man,
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: help you kidding? Are you serious?
• 51:03
  Speaker 10: I'm I'm a wife.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: You know what this is not that This is not
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know, Like
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: I said, I did not want to call with this information.
• 51:12
  Speaker 6: What you did? Make the call? Man?
• 51:15
  Speaker 17: Look, I don't know what you need to go back
• 51:19
  Speaker 17: and double check your records or something because you've been
• 51:23
  Speaker 17: married three brief check.
• 51:25
  Speaker 10: With the lab man. Can you check with the lab and.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: Like paul Us back Harvey and I and I knew
• 51:31
  Speaker 6: those questions would have come up, and we we went over,
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: we went, oh, make the call and it got to
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: be wrong. So what you need to do is.
• 51:39
  Speaker 10: Make another call it called a lab and call us
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: back and let.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: Us know that you either.
• 51:44
  Speaker 10: So they made a mistake of suck. You're talking about
• 51:47
  Speaker 10: me and my wife.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: Uh, and I understand that, hardy, Harry. Let me ask
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: you this is it possible, you know? And this is
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: just a question. Is it possible that your dad and
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: maybe her mom maybe knew each other at some point?
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: Then what you're saying by my mom and dad.
• 52:03
  Speaker 17: That's some straightened look and you need to have to
• 52:07
  Speaker 17: go back and do whatever you need to do.
• 52:09
  Speaker 10: But I thank you much.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: You say some flake out again.
• 52:12
  Speaker 17: I think my baby's gonna be coming down that beat
• 52:14
  Speaker 17: yoursens it like that.
• 52:16
  Speaker 10: Hold on, baby, baby, baby, baby, I don't know baby,
• 52:18
  Speaker 10: I got this, I got a baby, I got a baby.
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: I gotta how he's gonna call me with you what
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: you find, I'll know where you from. People do like that.
• 52:29
  Speaker 6: But that ain't all on you, sir, is bringing you
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: the result?
• 52:32
  Speaker 10: Why don't you bring me results in personal out that
• 52:35
  Speaker 10: I walk you. That's what I'm talking about, beating him.
• 52:38
  Speaker 6: Hey, sir, even if you beat the messenger at the
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: end of the day, that's still your sister.
• 52:43
  Speaker 10: At the end of the day. I'm gonna wook you.
• 52:44
  Speaker 17: But I don't care what you're talking about.
• 52:46
  Speaker 6: Not you hain't my brother hod.
• 52:49
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna find out you whatever you will for you
• 52:52
  Speaker 10: in you're gonna call me time out. We brother, suspense
• 52:56
  Speaker 10: my wife.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: I am that son. Somewhere down the line, somebody made
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: him mistake and you guys a brother and sister got married.
• 53:03
  Speaker 6: I'm not as far for that.
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: Well, let me tell you that, don't you make a
• 53:06
  Speaker 10: mistake of colleague. He's in one of these numbers again
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: in your life.
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: So I got one more test result I do need
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: to get you.
• 53:16
  Speaker 10: Been talking about them? What else you got to say?
• 53:19
  Speaker 6: Not?
• 53:19
  Speaker 10: That's don't be working me.
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that
• 53:23
  Speaker 6: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: You just got praanked by your girlfriends.
• 53:34
  Speaker 10: I told you a like I told you, I got
• 53:44
  Speaker 10: one more thing.
• 53:45
  Speaker 6: I got to ask both of y'all, what is the
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 53:50
  Speaker 6: the land, Steve Show.
• 53:59
  Speaker 13: One day off and back up in here, let's go.
• 54:01
  Speaker 13: Stupid is back in town. Yeah, I don't let it
• 54:05
  Speaker 13: shake you up now that I'm back up in here
• 54:07
  Speaker 13: doing what I do, because, yeah, we know that stupid
• 54:10
  Speaker 13: it is necessary on this show.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 54:13
  Speaker 12: Well, I mean we have it. Whether it's necessary or not,
• 54:16
  Speaker 12: we do have it. That's the point.
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Respect on man. Well, y'all should have saw me last night. Boy,
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I was so sexy. Y'all.
• 54:26
  Speaker 13: Well, I was saying, you couldn't tell me speak up
• 54:28
  Speaker 13: to miss uh mister Yan.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Correct me, I stay correct.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: You said her name wrong when you met her?
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: No, I said, hey, miss Bonzan birth name. Hey, that's
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: what I said.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: You didn't try.
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: You you helped create the own network. No, no, no, no,
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: you put the face on it from the beginning about down. Yeah,
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: so you I sir, And she loved you, Steve. She said,
• 55:02
  Speaker 13: please tell Steve. I said, he please, tell miss you
• 55:07
  Speaker 13: so much.
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: They need to bring that back. Yan Wi fix my life.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people, a lot of people live.
• 55:15
  Speaker 9: Fix it, yes for sure.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Come on the show and fetch junior life.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: One thing wrong, one thing all right?
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: You have to you somebody thirteen times on the radio
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: and other day.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Thirteen coming up next to my Strawberry Letter and the
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: subject is he knows I don't wear underwear.
• 55:43
  Speaker 9: We'll get into that right after this.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Your brother. Around the holidays.
• 55:50
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  Speaker 12: he knows I don't. I don't wear underwear. Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 12: My husband is thirty nine and I'm thirty seven. We
• 57:04
  Speaker 12: have three children under the age ten. I rarely get
• 57:07
  Speaker 12: out anymore, so I was so excited when my girlfriends
• 57:11
  Speaker 12: planned a night out for my birthday. I got a
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: babysitter so my husband could go hang out with.
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  Speaker 9: His friends too.
• 57:17
  Speaker 12: My girls took me to my favorite restaurant, and then
• 57:20
  Speaker 12: we went to the club down the street from the restaurant.
• 57:23
  Speaker 12: My husband and I know the owner, so he sat
• 57:25
  Speaker 12: me in the VIP area and sent over two bottles
• 57:28
  Speaker 12: of champagne. I called my husband to let him know
• 57:31
  Speaker 12: I was at the club. He said he would pick
• 57:34
  Speaker 12: me up around one am because he didn't want me
• 57:36
  Speaker 12: in the car with one of my drunk girlfriends. After
• 57:39
  Speaker 12: we hung up, I started drinking a lot, and I
• 57:42
  Speaker 12: was dancing a lot. I danced with whoever asked me,
• 57:45
  Speaker 12: but mostly I was in a circle dancing with my girlfriends.
• 57:49
  Speaker 12: At one point, I had to use a bathroom and
• 57:52
  Speaker 12: it was crowded, so the security guard led me to
• 57:55
  Speaker 12: the bathroom and he stayed by the door until I finished.
• 57:58
  Speaker 12: When I came out, he put me on his shoulders
• 58:01
  Speaker 12: and cut through the dance floor to take me back
• 58:04
  Speaker 12: to my girls. They cheered and hyped me up for
• 58:07
  Speaker 12: being on this big, strong man's shoulders. My husband had
• 58:11
  Speaker 12: to come pick me up and he saw me on
• 58:13
  Speaker 12: the man's shoulders and he was very unhappy. He said
• 58:17
  Speaker 12: that everybody in the club could see my bear, but
• 58:23
  Speaker 12: he knows that I don't wear underwear, especially with tight dresses.
• 58:27
  Speaker 12: He said, I had my bear the JJ on the
• 58:30
  Speaker 12: back of another man's neck, and I should be ashamed.
• 58:34
  Speaker 12: I get why he's mad, but it's still kind of
• 58:36
  Speaker 12: funny to me. He said, I can't go out again
• 58:39
  Speaker 12: until I'm fifty. I'm cool with that, but how do
• 58:42
  Speaker 12: I reassure my husband that it was just innocent.
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: Fund You can't. You can't and.
• 58:50
  Speaker 12: Your husband can't unsee that Some man picking you up
• 58:54
  Speaker 12: in the club. Your husband is never not going to
• 58:57
  Speaker 12: be upset about that visual. He will always be mad
• 59:00
  Speaker 12: at the chance the idea that this security guard or
• 59:04
  Speaker 12: any other man may have seen you. It's not a
• 59:07
  Speaker 12: joke to him. You can't make this funny. You know,
• 59:10
  Speaker 12: men are territorial and they have egos. He doesn't want
• 59:13
  Speaker 12: another man even thinking about you in that way. So no, ma'am,
• 59:17
  Speaker 12: no jokes. This is not funny to him, because he's
• 59:21
  Speaker 12: mad you even let another man pick you up in
• 59:23
  Speaker 12: the first place. Your husband should be the only one
• 59:26
  Speaker 12: who knows you don't wear underwear.
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: Okay, period, Steve, I'm confused.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Where where is the dismay at in this letter? Why
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: are you questioning? The only thing you said in this
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: letter that made sense to me was you said, I.
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: Get why he's mad. And you should have left it at.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: That, because you have got to understand lady. First of all,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: you drink, and after you hung up and said he
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: come get you started drinking a lot. Now you're in there,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: you made a couple of statements to let me know
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: it was fit to go. I danced with whoever asked me,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: but mostly in a circle with my girlfriend, So that
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: means it was some men coming up to you asking
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: you to dance. Now you thirty nine, you're fully grown.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 9: How it's working? Yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah yeah. The husband's thirty nine, you're thirty seven,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: so you're fully grown. You got all these kids, all
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: of them under ten. You deserve tonight though. Great if
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: your husband set you up with God, you know, at
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: the club VIP section, couple battles of champagne hit apart
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: that throwing your husband. When you went to the bathroom
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: and the security guard stood there, what was the conversation
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: that you and mister big strong security guardhead had that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: would make you climb on his shoulders with your bare
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: bottom and naked VIJJ. What conversation did y'all have and
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you agreed to climb on the back of this man's neck.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: What conversation was that at the bathroom? Because that's not
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: a normal conversation. I've been to a lot of clubs.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody putting nobody on their shoulder to
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: walk them back to their table. And I've never seen
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: in case it ain't been done, but I ain't never
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: seen it. Why are you going back?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: You sit up in here. He know I don't wear underwear.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, he also don't know that you have on the
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: tight dress and you would climb on a man's back
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: with no underwear, and that's what come up, and your
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: bottom showing and all the rest of you is on
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: his neck.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: See I see.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: It's too much unexplainable in him. Number one, How drunk
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: are you? Number two? Whose idea suggestion was it, I'm
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: gonna give you a ride back to your table? What
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: made the security guard think that was a good idea?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: But what's deeper than that? What made you think it
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: was a good idea to even do it? And then
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: your husband comes in the club and that's what he see,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: his wife, the mother, his children, bottom out on the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: back of a.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 8: Man's neck with no draws on.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Houston.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: We have a.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 12: Problem, Yes we do, and we'll have part two of
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 12: your response Steve coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 12: the hour Today's Strawberry Letter subject he knows I don't
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 12: wear underwear.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's
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  Speaker 12: get yourself one two, or you can keep them all
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  Speaker 12: to yourself. No one has to know. Stop by your
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  Speaker 12: local Verizon. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 12: strawberry letter. The subject is he knows I don't wear underwe.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: For those of you who missed it, let me just
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: recap this quickly. This woman is thirty seven. She's celebrating
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: the birthday. The husband knows. They went to a restaurant.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: The husband knows the club she wants to go to.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: She gets a VIP session. He sends a couple of
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: bottles of champagne.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: You also let him go out that night, So y'all
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: got a babysitter so he could go out, and she
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: went out with the girlfriend. He called and said he
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: didn't want her ride home with her drunk girlfriends. He'll
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: come pick his wife up. You say, okay, So then
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: you start drinking a lot. It got drunk, you said
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: in the letter. I was dancing with anybody that asked me,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: but mostly I was dancing with my girlfriend. So that
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: means he was out there with a bunch of men too.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: You got to drink, and you had to go to
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Security walked you to the bathroom. It was crowded.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Walked you in the bathroom, and security still there and
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: waited on you to come out. When you came out,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: here was the brilliant idea one of you.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: I'm thinking it's him, and get on my shoulders.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you back to your table, your drunk
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: behind with you can pick me up, he said, Here
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: he is. He squatted down. You raised your legs up
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: over the shoulders of another man. You said, you was
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: on the shoulders of this big, strong man. He was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: carrying you back to the table. Why why y'all couldn't
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: walk just like y'all walked to the bathroom.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: What made him think you would even agree to this?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: And then how drunk were you that you did agree
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: to Now you're going back to the club and your
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: husband come to pick you up.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: He looked and see your bad.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Bottom is showing your butt out and Your response is
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: he know our own way underwear, but the rest of
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: your naked body is up against this man's neck.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: He see all that.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: How did you get down, because that's even more interesting
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: than how you got up there to slide across the
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: top of his head. Did you pull your leg over
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: like you was getting off a horse or a bike?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Put your approach? Did you use.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Did you need help.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: With you're staggering? How long did he have to get
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: down on his knees to let you off the ride?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Your husband see all that now?
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: He mad?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Your response is he knows I don't wear underwear. You said,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: you understand why your husband was mad, but it's still
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: kind of funny to me. You still drunk. It's still
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: kind of funny to me. You still drunk because this
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: ain't funny. He said, I can't go out again until
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I'm turn fifty. I'm cool with that, But how do
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I reassure my husband that it was just innocent fun
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: because that's not what it looked like, my wife on
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: the back of another man. I'm trying to see where
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: innocent or fun fits in this situation. And Shirley said
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: it best. He can't unsee what he saw you've learned
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: the valuable lesson.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 9: Out of here.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: You don't need to drink no more, no more. You
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: need to tell you alcohol off your list of things
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: to do. And I'm really surprised, lady. I mean, that
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: was just unacceptable behavior. That doesn't make any sense if
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: you and it's not funny. This is not funny. Yeah,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: you know, if you was a college student, this could
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: make more sense. Because you're not married, you ain't got
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: no kids all, this would make more sense. You got
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: three babies, all of them under ten, and you married.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not understanding. I'm just not understanding.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 12: What about the part where her girls cheered her on
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 12: when he brought her back on top of his shoulders.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 9: They were cheering that she was on top of this
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: big strong man.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she got her hands up. It's a birthday. It's
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: a birthday. She wasating, drink all downme and everything. Yeah,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: and she's in coherent.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I don't have me birth for me.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: Wow. So I don't know how.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: You all. I can't explain this you this is crazy.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: This really is crazy.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: No, no, what let me tell you how crazy it is.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Color got a husband, call, he got a child, cal
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Ha got birthdays like everybody else. She goes with Torri
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: and her girls out to a club to set them
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: up in the VIP. Get them some champagne bottle. Color
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: got to go to the bathroom. Colin come back and
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: crowd and she climb up on the shoulder, big strong man.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: He bringing her back to the table on her shoulder.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: She drunk, carsh standing day, it's birthday.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. If I saw that from Carla,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: I would be like.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: What in the Yeah? No, I would never disrespect my husband.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't know that. This is Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're that drunk?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: All right?
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• 1:10:11
  Speaker 10: Now.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 12: Coming up next it is Junior with a sports update, and.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: We'll do that right after this.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 12: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 12: it's hard to find the right gifts, but you know
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 12: what's even harder getting the right gift. But get this,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 12: Verizon's got the perfect solve for both.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: They have incredible gift bundles.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 12: You get the latest phone with a new line on
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 12: my plan and a brand new smartwatch and tablet.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: No trade in needed.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 12: You can give a couple away and get yourself one two,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 12: or you could keep them all to yourself. No one
• 1:10:50
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• 1:10:54
  Speaker 12: time now for junior and sports talk. Junior, what you
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 12: got for us?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's talk about it. Shirley's get into it.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 11: Okay. Who you see coming out of the NFC going to
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 11: the super Bowl as we go in the week fourteen,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 11: who you see we see?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 8: Well, let me tell you coming out of the NFC.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, m is it Philips Chief.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 8: I still think when it comes down to it, the
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 8: Eagles gonna do what they do. Okay, I still.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Think, Okay, Okay, they leave their division. Okay, the Eagles
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: is first.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 11: Down, stay second now after a f C because it
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 11: ain't gonna be the Chiefs.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I mean the Bills look a little beat up. To
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: the Bills, they look.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: A little beat up too.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: They don't look like they gonna make it. It's it's
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: such equity in the league right now. Anybody can get
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: beat on any given Sunday. Okay, So I don't know.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 11: Who we see after a f C.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Who Houston, Texas, we're going to the super Bowl again.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: We're gonna go again? May we sell old? What do
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: you mean we're finna go again again?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Mean you been?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: You're not going to the super Bowl again because you
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: ain't been?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 11: Okay, Remember at the beginning, you know you told us
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 11: I told you we was going to going to super Bowl.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 11: We look, we look shaken in the beginning. Now we're
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 11: going again because we're the one we set.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 8: In five that seven and five?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: How you well?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 8: How you see super Bowl in seven and five?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: Could we've been winning for four weeks now straight?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 10: We seven five?
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: That's really not that bad.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: It's not it's seven five. It's good.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 11: We want talk about the Cleveland rows three and nine
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 11: per seven five?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Which one you.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: I never told you we was going to the super Bowl.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, I told you to prepare yourself not
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: to go. But here you ain't. This let he you
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: is bad. So now let's just do this right here.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: How much do you want to bet that the Texans
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: ain't going to the super Bowl?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I got a thousand of you know what, let's go,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: let's do it.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Junior, my man, I'll tell you because I stay
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: out of this lady.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 11: Two times anything my wife, my wife killed me two
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 11: thousand dollars my wife.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Two thousand, going to the super Bowl two thousand, No,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: two no, Junior, Sureley, hen no, two thousand, they going,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Sureley two thousand, that's your money. Where your mom feels
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: two thousand.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: Give me one more day to think about it.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Get to that bag.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 9: Better talk to your wife.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: I came back with these kind of people.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 12: All right, I'm up at the top of the hour.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 12: A lady is too close to her male best friend.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 12: Her boyfriend isn't having it. We'll talk about it right
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 12: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 12: All right, This is from Lynette in Colorado Springs. Lynette says,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 12: I have a male best friend, and we've known each
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 12: other for at least forty years. We've slept in the
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 12: same bed, been around each other naked, and even been
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 12: in a hot tub naked together.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 9: But we have never crossed that line.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 12: I don't see him that way, and he doesn't see
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 12: me that way. His wife has no problem with our closeness,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 12: but the guy I'm dating wants me to end the
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 12: friendship I tried.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: To be as honest as possible with him. But it
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: got me nowhere?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 9: What do I do?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Me?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: Let me back off?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 8: Y'all are slept in the same bed, nick.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, been around each other.
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  Speaker 8: We've been in a hot tub together naked?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? What two things? It's this and prepare yourself to
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: learn something. Okay, either he ain't fine or you ain't fine?
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  Speaker 2: All the two.
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  Speaker 1: See now here now now now hear the problem?
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  Speaker 2: One of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't fine to the other one, and the other one
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  Speaker 1: think the other one is fine? Why would I, as
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: a man take my clothes off nicked and not be one?
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  Speaker 8: Want to tell me why I would do? Tell me?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: Tell me whow to watch TV?
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  Speaker 2: What you think of?
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  Speaker 8: Because you said you was cold and real warm at night?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 2: What did that man of her fault?
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: Naked? But she got a man? So whole win this
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: hot tub naked because everybody else is. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: y'all can't y'all can't possibly think his.
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  Speaker 12: Wife has no problem with it, but her boyfriend does
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 12: his wife, Yeah, the best.
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  Speaker 9: Has no problem with their closeness.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yes, she ain't fine, Yes you're not fine, but.
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  Speaker 1: She got a boyfriend, so that is okay. A whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of not fine people got boy friend. I had
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: three wives. I ain't fine, but.
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  Speaker 2: You're rich though, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. You know I've been I've been
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: knowing that you you cannot be fine and get somebody.
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  Speaker 8: I'll tell you what the.
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: You come over here? We ned lay in his bed.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You don't want to marry me. I'm don't tell you
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: that I got something for you. Big Steve in the building.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: So what should she do?
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  Speaker 10: What she wants to know?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 14: What should she do?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: She's tried to talk to her boyfriend about it, but
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: it got her nowhere. Yeah, he not having it because
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend no better. Something's going on. Oh oh, I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: didn't think of that. What what her boyfriend he gave?
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  Speaker 4: He's married?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people get married.
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  Speaker 9: He's not boyfriend. Her boyfriend's not married.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: She didn't say who he was married to.
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  Speaker 5: No, you're saying the friend is married the boyfriend. You're
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: not saying the boyfriend is gay. You're saying the best friend.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 8: Is the best friend is gay. Yeah, he gave, Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: he can and and.
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  Speaker 2: Marry.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he has a wife. His wife is okay,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: and they do that.
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  Speaker 2: They have that.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: See, I've grown as a person, have you, and I
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: need proof everybody get wives now. So I'm just new
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: and improved. Steve Harvey just letting you know he got
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: a wife. You ain't seen them either.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 8: That's it. That's the only way naked all these times
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  Speaker 8: with a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so you're saying boomerang, go ahead, please quick call
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  Speaker 1: a question.
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  Speaker 4: We're out of time.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 8: Just ask me anyway, ask me.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after we'll have more of this ignorant show
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  Speaker 12: All right, guys, imagine this charging your family for their
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  Speaker 12: Christmas dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, this is what a woman in London did.
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  Speaker 12: She's being ridiculed on TikTok after she announced that this
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  Speaker 12: year she's charging twenty five dollars per adult and thirteen
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  Speaker 12: dollars per child to have dinner at her home this Christmas.
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  Speaker 12: She defended her decision by saying, quote, I charge my
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  Speaker 12: family for the Christmas dinner. At the end of the day,
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  Speaker 12: I'm doing them a favor. I sacrifice my Christmas day
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  Speaker 12: luxury meal. She also referenced the higher food prices that
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Steve, Yes, Oh, we had a situation on our
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  Speaker 1: show for next Thanksgiving because Junior choked his uncle this year,
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  Speaker 1: so now he's had mission charges to get in at
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  Speaker 1: his house next Thanksgiving. Just wanted to throw that out,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not getting mad at the white lady for
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  Speaker 1: charge and help people over there in London, because it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be all that we haven't well, there's a junior
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  Speaker 1: house next year, we haven't admission as a kid. I
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  Speaker 1: miss yesterday, Tommy, you missed it, and Junior confessed on
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  Speaker 1: the airway and then his uncle is their suing Junior?
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  Speaker 9: And where did you get white?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say this woman was white? Where'd you get white?
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  Speaker 8: Black people can't do that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we can.
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  Speaker 4: We could charge charge.
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  Speaker 1: You get charge.
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  Speaker 8: They ain't coming.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's the holl Oft empty.
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  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's hard to find
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  Speaker 9: It's time now for a round of would.
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  Speaker 1: You rather, all right? Listen up?
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  Speaker 12: Multi colored lights on the Christmas tree? Or white lights only?
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  Speaker 2: White lights? White lights, white lights.
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  Speaker 9: White lights, white lights. What about you, Steve, it's pretty
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  Speaker 9: much white lights.
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  Speaker 13: Huh?
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  Speaker 8: Pretty much white lights?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, white lights?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 12: Would you rather give a gift card for Christmas? Or
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 12: would you rather pick out a Christmas gift?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Who is fuck for?
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  Speaker 3: Whoever buying gifts?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Family, your wife a gift card.
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  Speaker 13: If it's not my wife, I give you his gift card.
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  Speaker 13: Oh you got you gotta put I'm gonna go shot
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  Speaker 13: for I'm gonna go do it cause.
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  Speaker 1: Amount you put on the gift card. Let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question, Tommy, what would be an acceptable amount
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  Speaker 1: that you could give jacket?
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  Speaker 2: That might be okay? Gift card.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's gonna between five and ten at least five
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  Speaker 13: what thounhouses.
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  Speaker 2: At what stoke?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 2: Now? Let me tell you something five thousand that Macy's
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  Speaker 2: asked Junior. He'll tell you.
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  Speaker 15: A long true, it was a long way would take
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  Speaker 15: if you could have bought your whole wedd and set
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  Speaker 15: and bracelet.
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather sit on Santa's lap in the mall?
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  Speaker 1: God, don't sure speed that up a little bit, queen?
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  Speaker 2: You love that leapt kind of hanging out.
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  Speaker 1: And would you rather sit on, okay.
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  Speaker 12: Santa's lap in the mall? Or would you rather send
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  Speaker 12: your ex a Christmas card?
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  Speaker 2: You can get one. I'm sitting all on Santa.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: You guys, come on everything.
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't send her Christmas card on get it.
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  Speaker 1: You would be in the mall in that line, smoking cigarette,
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  Speaker 1: waiting on cigarette, waiting on Santa to get free, looking
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  Speaker 1: like Billy ba.
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  Speaker 9: That's just terrible.
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  Speaker 1: All right, look hands in front of you.
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  Speaker 8: I know I don't worr everybody and quit touching my pants.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather.
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  Speaker 12: Uh, as far as Christmas goes, what's the best part
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 12: of Christmas for you?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather the music? Or is it the smell
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: of the food?
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  Speaker 2: Who is the food? The food? I'm a foodie. The food.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Well, do you like music too?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: In my mind silent temptation, Yes, all right? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather be a dog groomer or a chimney cleaner?
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  Speaker 2: I don't remember now anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm.
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  Speaker 8: Washing your doll.
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  Speaker 9: That's today surrounded?
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  Speaker 9: It's been a fun day.
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  Speaker 12: We've had a good time today. Yeahay one today, Junior.
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  Speaker 12: Do you have a question for Steve to take us out?
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  Speaker 1: What do you have?
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  Speaker 11: Can you talk to us about how to recover as
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  Speaker 11: we make a mistake? How do we come back from?
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  Speaker 11: Famous attitude?
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  Speaker 9: Quiet Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, listen, I don't know a single living
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  Speaker 1: soul that has not had to make a comeback.
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  Speaker 8: On some level.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 1: Look, you could be going along in school as a
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: youngster and all of a sudden fail a test. That's
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: that's failure to some young people. I don't You can
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: be a person trying to make a team and don't
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: make the team. That's failure to some people. It's some
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: people who get it wrong in a relationship and lose,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: lose somebody. That's failure to them. It's gonna happen to
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: everybody at one point in time in your life. Now,
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: imagine this. Suppose you decided to never recover from the failure.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: What would happen to you? Well, let's look at it.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: So you would stay there in that failure, accept it
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: as a failure, and then allow the failure to define
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  Speaker 1: who you are. The number one thing you have got
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  Speaker 1: to do is stop thinking that one failure defines who
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  Speaker 1: you are. When I'm telling you right now, every failure
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  Speaker 1: you will have is designed to redesign you. That is
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: the design of failure. It reshapes you, molds you, It
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: causes you to come out of it a different person,
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: all of them. I did a speech last night and
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  Speaker 1: I made a statement because some young person said, man,
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  Speaker 1: what happens when you have when you take a lot
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  Speaker 1: of als? You know, a lot of l's is losses
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  Speaker 1: to young people. So what happened if you take a
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  Speaker 1: lot of als? It said, mister Harvey, have you ever
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: taken an L before? I said, well, I was looking
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  Speaker 1: at it the wrong way. But according to the way
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  Speaker 1: you're saying it, y'all, I took some als, but I
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  Speaker 1: had to learn something. I never had a loss. All
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  Speaker 1: My AL was lessons. And you gotta start understanding that
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  Speaker 1: that the ls you take in life, if you stop
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: looking at them and losses and look at them as lessons,
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  Speaker 1: oh my goodness, it will help you. And it's a
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: redefining moment for you to fail at something. The problem
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: with some people junior is that they allow the failure
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: to keep them too long like that failure that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I failed? Oh my goodness,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: I had failed so many times. But you know, when
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: I look back on my life, every time I failed,
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: it taught me something. So I started understanding that failure
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  Speaker 1: was a part of the process. And once I got
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: that in my head, that failure was a part of
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: the process, I could I could handle it better. Now
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Now, let's be honest. As
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: human beings, it's hard. Them lessons is hard, man, And
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: they throw you sometime, I ain't gonna lie to you,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: or and they throw you into something. Some of them
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: lessons is costly. I understand that. But you cannot tell
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  Speaker 1: me one single thing you've ever gone through that God
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: didn't bring you through. You can't name one. And if
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: He didn't bring you through it, he's currently pulling you
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  Speaker 1: through it right now.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 2: You know how.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: I know that because you're still here, you're still surviving.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be all right. But you gotta take them failures, man,
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  Speaker 1: And I told I told the group last night, the
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: failure is a part of the process. It's it's how
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: you win, man? You know, you know the saying failure
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  Speaker 1: is a wonderful teacher.
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  Speaker 6: It is.
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  Speaker 1: It's the best teacher I've ever had. My father used
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: to say something, the best lesson, and there's a bault lesson.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get what he was talking about back then,
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  Speaker 1: but I knew now the best lesson is a bolt lesson,
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  Speaker 1: the one you pay for. Oh, when you pay for one.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh, that one was sink. I'm gonna tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: a true story. This is a long time ago. I
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: was driving nineteen seventy two Chevy and I was in
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  Speaker 1: a hurry to get somewhere. And that was a truck
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  Speaker 1: in front of this school sign, and the school sign
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  Speaker 1: was flashing twenty miles pour. It was a truck parked
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  Speaker 1: in front of the sign, and I didn't see the sign.
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  Speaker 1: So I went on, I'm doing about thirty five miles power.
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  Speaker 1: Who please pull me over, Please pull me over. I
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  Speaker 1: got a ticket. I told her, Man, I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: the sign. He said, Sir, that ain't got nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with me. He say, it's posted back there and
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  Speaker 1: it's flashing. I say, but I didn't see the sign.
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  Speaker 1: He says, sir, I don't know how you couldn't see
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  Speaker 1: that sign. That sign has a flash yell a light.
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  Speaker 1: So I looked back there and I saw it flashing.
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  Speaker 1: I said, but see, sir, that truck is in the way.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: He said, that ain't my business. My job is to
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  Speaker 1: enforce the law. While I was in a hurry to
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  Speaker 1: get to was to court. I was winning this settlement
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  Speaker 1: for this accident I had, and I was getting eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 2: On the day that the.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: Check came was my court appearance for the speeding ticket.
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  Speaker 1: The speeding ticket was two hundred and seventy five dollars.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: I had just got to check for eight hundred. Brother,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: that was more than a fourth of that money gone.
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  Speaker 1: That lesson right there. I ain't been through a schools on.
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  Speaker 1: If I see a school, I don't care if the
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  Speaker 1: light flashing or not. I do twenty miles an hour
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  Speaker 1: or now. God is good, y'all. God is good all
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  Speaker 1: the time and all the time. God is good. You
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  Speaker 1: just gotta recognize me, y'all. Have a great day today.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to God today, y'all. He'd love to hear from you.
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