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It's Friday! Beyonce in church, Kanye controversy, FBI, Hair Pulling, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: gonna try something different and it's amazing. I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: something different cause that's kind of what we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about this morning. Oh that's kind of what I want
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  Speaker 1: to share with you this morning. You know. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm just gonna say that date just this year,
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  Speaker 1: just do something different this year. Make a commitment. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do something different. I'm gonna put forth a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more effort. I'm not I'm gonna quit trying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it this year. You know sometimes that that
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  Speaker 1: that that that simple change of attitude is enough instead
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  Speaker 1: of trying, I'm gonna do it. And it's just as
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  Speaker 1: simple as that. Sometimes just remove certain words out of
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  Speaker 1: the way, stop trying to do something. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: decided this year. You know, I wasn't gonna try to
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  Speaker 1: be a better person this year. I'm just gonna go
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  Speaker 1: about the business of being a better person this year
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  Speaker 1: and see how that works. You know, because I, like
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  Speaker 1: I said a thousand times, or if you keep doing
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  Speaker 1: what you've been doing, you're gonna keep getting what you've
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  Speaker 1: been getting. It. Don't change it, don't change unless you
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  Speaker 1: change it. But you have the power to change it.
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  Speaker 1: The power of decision is in your hands. Decide to
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  Speaker 1: do do something different, make a commitment, Say you know
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  Speaker 1: what this year I'm gonna do the right thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me warn you. Let please let me warn you
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  Speaker 1: of this. When you decide to do the right thing, understand,
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  Speaker 1: here come to haters. What they're not gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: do is make a conscious decision to be a better
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  Speaker 1: person without something to be said. Come on, now, you
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  Speaker 1: think the devil just gonna let you all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna be better when he needs to
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  Speaker 1: keep you on the wrong side of the track, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go up on the other side. So here comes
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  Speaker 1: to hats. Now, now let me tell you what's gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm speaking from experience. This is what I know,
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  Speaker 1: and all of you out there notice to be true
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  Speaker 1: because all I'm doing right now, we're just having to
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  Speaker 1: remind the conversation. When you decide to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be unpopular with some people. Some people
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna like your decision. Because now your decision to
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  Speaker 1: start getting to work on time, or your decision to
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  Speaker 1: finally go home and be the man you're supposed to be,
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  Speaker 1: or your decision to finally going to take care of
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  Speaker 1: your kids in spite of it all, or your decision
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  Speaker 1: to man, I'm gonna come in here, man and start
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  Speaker 1: loving my girl the way she deserved to be loved.
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  Speaker 1: And all this here. Okay, Now that's gonna put somebody
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  Speaker 1: on the out looking in. You do understand that when
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  Speaker 1: you decided to come to work on time every day,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're, you're, you're homie over there has been coming
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  Speaker 1: in late with you. Now all of a sudden, you you,
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  Speaker 1: you got, you got. You don't put a spotlight on
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  Speaker 1: him now all of a sudden, Man, you ain't coming
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  Speaker 1: in late women no more. Man. Now they're looking at
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  Speaker 1: me like I'm crazy by myself. Yeah, yeah, man, Because
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  Speaker 1: when you decided to do the right thing, it's it
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  Speaker 1: becomes unpopular to some people. When you decide to do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing from experience, they're gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him now trying to Now he gonna go
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  Speaker 1: home now he know he'd been out here in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna try to go home and see his wife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah man, yeah, yeah, you just made that decision. But
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna talk about you. Now. Now guess what. The
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  Speaker 1: girl that you've been going over to see, she gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about you. You ain't this you ain't that Because
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  Speaker 1: now you're going home. Your boy's gonna talk about you
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  Speaker 1: because you're going home, and you're gonna get some flat
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  Speaker 1: When you do the right thing, here it comes, somebody
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna like it. Somebody wants you to stay wrong,
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  Speaker 1: misery love company. When you make the decision to do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing, somebody it's gonna call you a hypocrite
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  Speaker 1: because you know what they're gonna do. They're gonna point
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  Speaker 1: out the way you were in the past versus the
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  Speaker 1: way you decided to be brand new and now all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, how you all of a sudden claiming
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  Speaker 1: this one I saw you doing that. Please understand, when
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  Speaker 1: you make the decision to do the right thing, here
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  Speaker 1: they come. You're a hypocrite. You do you think they
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  Speaker 1: don't call me that. They call me that. Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: he fake, I hear man. Look on Twitter, you try
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  Speaker 1: to tweet people positive stuff. Here come a tweet you fake.
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  Speaker 1: Your family ain't all that. I ain't say my family was, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give out some positive encouragement, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But here here it comes. You are hypocrite. I remember
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  Speaker 1: when you was out on a tour with the Kings
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  Speaker 1: of Comedy. Yeah me too, I remember that too, But
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  Speaker 1: I ain't out on tour with him no more. We
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  Speaker 1: did all changed? Hello, So now not now what you
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  Speaker 1: want me to do? You want to keep living up
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  Speaker 1: to what you saw me as what I was, and
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  Speaker 1: I can't get no credit with you for what I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to be. Now that's then. Now you're gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a hypocrite, you fake. No, man, you ain't fake. You
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  Speaker 1: just have made the decision to be a better person,
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  Speaker 1: that's all, and not because you ain't the person you
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  Speaker 1: was the person they knew. Now they see the new you.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're a hypocrite. You ain't a hypocrite. You just
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  Speaker 1: change it. Don't let them hate to shake you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: go on about your business when they're talking about you.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him now, gonna try to go home. He's
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  Speaker 1: been with me all this time, Hey man, just go home.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hes gonna try to go home now, man, he
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  Speaker 1: no Friday nights. Man, we didn't told our girls that's
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  Speaker 1: where we at. Now he's showing up at the house
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  Speaker 1: because he don't want to come on player, Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: just go home. It's gonna be unpopular. You're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: talked about. They're gonna say, you're a hypocrite. But do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing. God will bless you for that. That's
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  Speaker 1: something in Proverbs that says, if you honor God, if
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  Speaker 1: you do the right thing, if you seek him out,
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  Speaker 1: God calls his blessings to chase you down. Do you
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  Speaker 1: understand me what that means? Can you imagine what would
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  Speaker 1: happen in your life if God were to take some
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  Speaker 1: blessings and and chase you down with him. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that there's no hiding from him? And in your deepest,
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  Speaker 1: darkest secret, he know about the stuff that you didn't
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  Speaker 1: kept out the light from everybody else. He know about
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  Speaker 1: all of that. So now if He has got some
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  Speaker 1: blessings that he gonna chase you down with, you can't
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  Speaker 1: even escape him. You look up and here come another one,
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  Speaker 1: that go another one, Here he go again. Man. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm trying to get my life to because at
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  Speaker 1: the end, man, what I do not want? Man, And
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  Speaker 1: not even at the end, I just don't want now
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  Speaker 1: God to hear of all these boxes up in heaven,
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  Speaker 1: these blessings with my name on them, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: get them sent to me because I'm down here clowning
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  Speaker 1: so hard he and he can't even ship blessings to
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  Speaker 1: me because I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking
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  Speaker 1: the blessings man, that God got from me. I would
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  Speaker 1: rather do the best I can do and be the
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  Speaker 1: best I can be, make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness,
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  Speaker 1: and get on up and see what God got for me.
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  Speaker 1: And remember, Donnie mclarkan got a song out. Man. We
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to play it now because I don't
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  Speaker 1: talk too long, But you know that's why I am
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  Speaker 1: right now. The song and it's one of my favorite guys.
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  Speaker 1: When Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I
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  Speaker 1: knew him when he wrote the song. I thought he
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  Speaker 1: had wrote the song for me. I really did, because
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  Speaker 1: it came out after a conversation we was having, and
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  Speaker 1: I thought he had wrote the song for me because
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  Speaker 1: it's so appropriate to my life. And I bet you
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  Speaker 1: it's appropriate to your life because you see, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: We fall down, but we get up. He has a
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  Speaker 1: line in the song that says a saint, it's just
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  Speaker 1: a sinner who fell down, but he didn't stay there.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal, y'all. Look, you're gonna make some mistakes
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  Speaker 1: just don't stay there. Just get up, man, and try
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  Speaker 1: to and and walk straight again. Then while you're walking
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  Speaker 1: straight and right and trying to be righteous, you're gonna fall.
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  Speaker 1: Get up, don't stay there and get back on the
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  Speaker 1: straight and the righteous. You're gonna fall a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't stay there, Just get up, man. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only difference between the saint and the sinner. They're the
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  Speaker 1: same people, man. Actually, that's what's the revealing news is
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  Speaker 1: saints is really sinners. They're the same people. They just
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  Speaker 1: keep getting up, that's all. Man. You're listening to any
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  Speaker 1: show ladies and gentlemen? Or should I just say ladies?
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  Speaker 1: Because the gentleman are ever present? You know how I
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  Speaker 1: know that because why there are women you will find
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  Speaker 1: me in. Why because we love you so oh my god, straw,
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  Speaker 1: oh lord Steve Harvey, good morning, goodness, gracious color fool
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  Speaker 1: to be about? What that? Look here? What's happening? We were?
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  Speaker 1: What shut up doing with your down? Now? You better,
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  Speaker 1: you better look here. You don't wait, man, I got
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  Speaker 1: one for you. Watch now? Oh my god? Yeah, is
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  Speaker 1: everybody doing the day? Man doing good, doing mad on
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  Speaker 1: never mad on Friday. Never the ego flies on Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: I go out to play. Yeah, what this ego gonna
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  Speaker 1: fly his ass over the family future. Then this ego
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  Speaker 1: gon fly back over there again, and then the eagle flies,
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: and then Sunday is the Emmys, Emmy nominated, nominated. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna asked my daughter to go for me. Oh cool, good,
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  Speaker 1: you want to go? Oh, Laurie's going of course? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So can you buy me something for the red carpet? First?
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  Speaker 1: I love it? I love it. She can't go in
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  Speaker 1: there representing you. Come on, now, you have to he
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  Speaker 1: she don't need buy nothing. I think stop encouraging her.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to mama's clause to come out of that right,
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  Speaker 1: brand new boy boy tag still on it. Boy doesn't
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  Speaker 1: want to wear her mom's clothes. That's that's a lie
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  Speaker 1: all the time. But getting her looks and it's got
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  Speaker 1: a tag on it as her ship. I think you
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  Speaker 1: should buy her something of her own. Never and never
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  Speaker 1: have enough. It's the red carpet. It's her first time
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  Speaker 1: by your daughter. She can't watch. Who else is gonna
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  Speaker 1: buy my daughter? You don't even like your kids. You
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: ain't in this. We just talked to the parents because
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: you don't have any kids. Junior, stay out of Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't got no kids. You don't need no I love
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  Speaker 1: my kids sometimes, so him take care of my health
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  Speaker 1: and everything. You're working out for the boat body. Yeah.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: J came in the gym this morning and said, man,
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: are you crazy? Why are you in? We listen, We'll
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  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and we
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  Speaker 1: do something funny that's coming up at thirty two after
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  Speaker 1: be out. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, A little while ago, we all know that
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  Speaker 1: the President's attorney, Michael Cohen, Uh, the FBI raided his
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: apartment let's say, yeah, yeah, yeah, and his office is
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: and everything, you know, all in conjunction and having to
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  Speaker 1: do with this Russian investigation and the whole Stormy Daniels
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  Speaker 1: situation going on. So the officers came in, Uh, Michael
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  Speaker 1: Cohen said, they were very polite. Yeah, it wasn't. It
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a no kno warranty. So what Jay and I
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  Speaker 1: are gonna do is give you a reenactment of what
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  Speaker 1: happened when the FBI come by. Let's just say, when
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  Speaker 1: the FBI come by, they have and you ain't us.
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  Speaker 1: That's always saying, that's always say what happens when the
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  Speaker 1: FBI go by, they have and it ain't, is it?
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  Speaker 1: Sel I? Just just second? Alrighty? Hold on, alright, we
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  Speaker 1: have a warrant for you, Mr Corn. Please come to
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  Speaker 1: the door. Did you slide it under the door? Please second?
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  Speaker 1: Look at it? Well, well we don't have to hand
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  Speaker 1: deliver it so you can see it. Well, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: I put my pants on. I want any pants? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Am I am? I knocking too loudly? Okay, sorry, Mr
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  Speaker 1: Let's hold on, hold on quiet score, I'm in here.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Mr Cord. Can you hear this? That's a little too loud?
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  Speaker 1: Could you? How about this? Tad dumb or just just
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: a bit kidding me? Right now? Yeah? Tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat. Shower, That's what I'm gonna do, Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, Mr Corn, we are the FBI. Now, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. Come on, don't don't make us wait, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat a shower, don't I have my CA
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  Speaker 1: and then I'm coming out. Mr Cohen, Ye, we are
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  Speaker 1: the Federal Bureau of Investigation. He got to come out.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Now you've got cirtain. We have a war on what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I want to do my yoga. Jesus,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: is this guy serious. I'm gonna do a bit of yogurt, yogurt, yogurt, stretching,
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: stretch for a while. Coming out That fine with you?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, hold on, there's a good idea. Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Won't you guys like leave? What leave? And then you
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  Speaker 1: could come? No? No, Mr Cord, and listen, we're not leaving, sir,
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  Speaker 1: we are Mr Cohen. Mr Cord, you're talking too much. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say this. The cleaning lady has
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: not been here yet, so could you let her come
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  Speaker 1: in clean? Mr Cohen? Yes, will you please open the door.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: We are the FBI. Let me tell you what we're
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: doing in here. We're kind of rearranging the furniture in here.
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  Speaker 1: You want to come in not knowing? Mr Cohen, Please,
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  Speaker 1: no flushing. Just open the door, sir, please, we have
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  Speaker 1: a warrant. Yeah, you're gonna knocking out again. I'm loud again,
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  Speaker 1: getting loud again, Mr Corn, you're really really trying to
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  Speaker 1: sear's use our f B I low voice, breau of investigation.
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  Speaker 1: You're leading knuckle marks on my door. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: Mr Corn. If you come out, I promise you we
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  Speaker 1: won't handcuff you. We'll just take you down. Really, that's
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: all front front Seaton, Front Seaton, black people, shut up
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  Speaker 1: front seats. Hey, wait a minute, let me talk to
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the black ses. Keep jumping into joke here. You want
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to get your ass taken to the ground and the
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  Speaker 1: handle lock. Okay, keep on in your drawn. We're not
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  Speaker 1: even in it. Are you looking at that? You don't
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  Speaker 1: look at that, bru the one right here. What we
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  Speaker 1: didn't do? Wait a minute now, I said for you,
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  Speaker 1: try to get at you got the joke. He wants
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  Speaker 1: to be here. You know you're supposed to be in
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: this neighborhood. Get walking and get some cuts on it.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god you're here. Come on in, Come on in,
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: great and we're gonna search one what you just upped
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  Speaker 1: to the side. Um, you know we won't. We won't
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  Speaker 1: disrupt anything. We're trying to put everything back the way
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  Speaker 1: we found it. We're just here for filesand compute my
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  Speaker 1: cosa cossa, kassa whatever they say, Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: That's the way to do it, all right, somebody get
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  Speaker 1: a Patty wagon for the negro. I didn't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: Shut then say boys, I shut I always shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Your black shut up, always talk that. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: All right, at check, arrest him, but I just resisting arrest.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. On the ground. Wait a minute, many, I'm
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: feeling threatened. Don't make me. I'm starting to feel threatened. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: I'll blow your damn place. Don't. This is come on, car,
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  Speaker 1: this take thank you so much. Can't handle it. I'm
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: trying to sing on Yeah, to turn the siren on.
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  Speaker 1: You keep running your flare gonna be your damn silent.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have you send the truck. Wow, this is
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: let's go, Mr Corn, thanks for corperating. Thanks for the
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  Speaker 1: right man. Hey what and we know who won't be
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: stopping by? Mr Black? Take care. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: go to want to go. Oh my god, Well listen,
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  Speaker 1: uh there you heard it. Uh start contrast, okay, start contrast. Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: At the top of the hour, we will announce today's
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: keyword for a big Essence Festival trip giveaway. Plus uh Netphew,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Tommy is here with the prank phone call. What you're
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: gonna run back? Nephew? Your wife is in the limo. No,
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  Speaker 1: why you listen the lemo I'm the drive or your
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  Speaker 1: wife with a man. Hello, I'm trying to h I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to read Rob Robert, Robert, what's up? Boss? Hey? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey? Hey, listen, man, my name feel dog.
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  Speaker 1: I know you threw some other people. Your brother's right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my brother. Yeah, what's happening? Listen, man, I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: you cause little something going. First of all, everything all right,
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  Speaker 1: my brother right, you need this? Ain't no he ain't
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  Speaker 1: no trouble is it? No? No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no straight man, just a note you're married to right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that's my wife's boss. Okay, we'll see man. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying a little man? Um, I mean, what's happened about?
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  Speaker 1: Listen what I'm trying to explain to you? Once getting
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  Speaker 1: my name for you because for a time I drive
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  Speaker 1: limo and uh, I'm actually driving right now. Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: was up. Well, I had seen your wife, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I knew you were a little brother. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, okay, this this right here ain't cool. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: what do you see my wife? What do you mean
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  Speaker 1: my wife? How do you know? What are you talking about? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll live. Okay, okay, rob, let me ask you is
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  Speaker 1: your wife there right now? My wife been gone? Man,
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  Speaker 1: she was out with us up in her home. Girls. Man,
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  Speaker 1: they've been gone. What are you trying to get at? Man? What? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: I got hey, I understand. Just listen to me. Man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, i'd have been dog got a minute time
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  Speaker 1: about some ladies. You know what I'm saying. I just
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  Speaker 1: hate to see brothers get done wrong. I don't like
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: where are you coming from? Dog? Listen? Dog? You need
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to go and stood out with all this revenues. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I need to get to drive, drive drive limousine. And
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say to you, is what you're
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: trying to say. Man, spit it off. Your wife is
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  Speaker 1: in the back of the limousine and I'm driving right now.
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  Speaker 1: She in the back though, what what the girl is out?
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  Speaker 1: And and like that was no man, if it was
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of girls out, I wouldn't even be calling you. Bro.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife is in the fact that it's limousine with
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  Speaker 1: a man. What the man? What the band may tell you?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all step about, Hey, y'all stop by the room from me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: step by the room for a minute. Step about the room,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, step by the room for me
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  Speaker 1: to man. Step by the room, helon. Uh hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: look man, you need to come correct man, because this
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna matter right here. Dog, you're saying that my
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  Speaker 1: wife you you got my my wife in the back
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  Speaker 1: of the limousin you're driving. Man, she got on the dog?
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  Speaker 1: What she got on? What kind of is that she
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  Speaker 1: got on? A black tress with white lines? And what
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying, I'm trying, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to make sure I got the right person. You know,
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  Speaker 1: my brother, you ain't got that accomplished. And you said
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: that you got my wife. What the house. We're talking
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  Speaker 1: about this. This look cute, littlets. I wasn't starting this
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  Speaker 1: look cute. And you just hearing the back of your
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  Speaker 1: car when you're driving that dog? Where are you driving that? Man?
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  Speaker 1: That's all I need to know about you. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have that? Who who the dog? Who do? Okay? Dogs? Listen? Man, Well,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say this to you. See, so I've
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  Speaker 1: been around. I'm being on this road here myself. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I did? Tell me this, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's the wrongest sitting in the back. She got
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  Speaker 1: the curls coming down on the side. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: need to know. Do she got the curls just dangling
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  Speaker 1: on the side. You know I didn't hear you, Boss,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you. Speak up? Man, I said, yeah, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk like oh man, they are you in
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  Speaker 1: the bag? I can't look. Man, you're calling me though,
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  Speaker 1: and just continious. You won't call and you you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to make it straight right, so you bring it only
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  Speaker 1: over to where I'm at, Boss, dog, I can't do that, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't bring what you do. That's gonna a crazy people. See,
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing what you may me a little though do
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  Speaker 1: you call me? Put it on the phone. That put
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  Speaker 1: it on the phone. I can't put get a phone
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  Speaker 1: to a dog. Get a phone a by You need
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  Speaker 1: to drive where I'm at, boss, flying where I'm about,
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  Speaker 1: because this is gonna be hand right now. I just
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  Speaker 1: got I said, I love you, going back to my
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  Speaker 1: whole hold on, hold on them me, man, I can't
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  Speaker 1: hear you dog you you listen, listen all this whichping.
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  Speaker 1: You need to need to stop this car and say
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  Speaker 1: you need to know some stand outside the car and
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  Speaker 1: tell me where the other I could come meet you
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  Speaker 1: whenever the hell you a dog? Or you need to
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  Speaker 1: do that around and tell h this. You gotta take
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: a detour some dog because you go okay, you gotta
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: calm calm man. You don't even know me. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: will even miss with the room dog to listen about
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: here's the thing about. Look, I'm easy gonna find out
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  Speaker 1: what little vas over the rother you drive and I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find y'all or you're gonna have to come find me.
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  Speaker 1: Don you mess with the wrong one. Put on the phone, ball,
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  Speaker 1: put on the phone, don't put the phone man. They
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  Speaker 1: ain't got saying look, look and you. Yeah, appreciate the call.
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  Speaker 1: Man put the phone. Wait wait wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait Rob? Rob what man? Okay,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: listen man, you say this is a game. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come first. Don't want to go We don't let
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  Speaker 1: it out. Hey, all I know is they're gonna stop
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel for a minute. Man, it's chains clastel.
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  Speaker 1: What do this black? Hey? Look you wrote me out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way. I'm on wait tail, don't come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't act like what at all? Don't act like that. Man. Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: you got one more time to be trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: me how to act create. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: man to listen to me. I want to tell you
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  Speaker 1: one most things, man, us, I ain't got time for
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  Speaker 1: no more. One more thing. Do one more thing? You
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  Speaker 1: need to be telling me when you hit dog? Were
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: you at man? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Martin Show. You just got prank for your wife?
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  Speaker 1: No man, dog? Um man? Am I on the radio?
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  Speaker 1: Man going dog my bad man? You got my man?
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  Speaker 1: You got my man? God Man? Before we go, Rob,
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  Speaker 1: what is man the baddest radio show Man, The Steve
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  Speaker 1: The Morning Show with Nephew time is crazy. That was
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  Speaker 1: right to the edge today to the edge right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you call putting somebody. Oh, that's cool, pushing
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  Speaker 1: the inbo. So I am going to be Oh, what's
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  Speaker 1: a good word to just magnify something? W How do
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Come saying tonight, Montgomery, Alabama at the Montgomery
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  Speaker 1: Performing Arts Center. I would be extraordinarily stupid. Come Saturday night.
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  Speaker 1: Get your tickets. They don't sell right now. And guess
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  Speaker 1: what besial guess Eugene Antoine Ferguson The Butterfly hits the
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  Speaker 1: stage in Montgomery Saturday night. Did you hear me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be nice. Miss missed the Butterfly. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: tickets don't sell right now. I will be there Montgomery, Montgomery, Alabama,
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  Speaker 1: at the Montgomery Performing Arts Center in the gump Baby.
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  Speaker 1: And then get ready Mother's Day weekend. That's right, Charleston,
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  Speaker 1: right now at the Charleston performing Get your tickets The
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  Speaker 1: me Oh Jue, I love Joe. It Wasna Coming up.
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  Speaker 1: At the top of the hour, we're going to announce
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  Speaker 1: today's key word for our big Essence Festival trip giveaway.
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  Speaker 1: all right, and entertainment news guys. Beyonce got her start
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  Speaker 1: singing in church. We all know that well, as San
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  Speaker 1: Francisco House of Worship just said thanks by holding a
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  Speaker 1: mass built around the music of Beyonce. Grace Cathedral drew
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  Speaker 1: more than nine hundred people through a special Beyonce themed
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  Speaker 1: mass on Wednesday night, which is more than twice the
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  Speaker 1: usual turnout for the weeknight service. Say Beyonce and you
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  Speaker 1: get twice the people. I love it. Uh. The idea
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  Speaker 1: sprang from a class called Beyonce and the Hebrew Bible,
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  Speaker 1: which is taught at the nearby San Francisco Theological Seminary.
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  Speaker 1: The Mass and Hebrew, that's what the mass mixed tradition
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  Speaker 1: with pop culture, with Bible readings from the Book of
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  Speaker 1: Luke Luke and Psalms, followed by the Beyonce songs Freedom
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  Speaker 1: and Flaws and all. Well. You know we we guys go.
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  Speaker 1: ways to get them in. Usher's having a night next
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  Speaker 1: week for the Usher Board time. Their theme song is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be bad Girl. It's gonna teach ushers how to
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  Speaker 1: handle people a little bit more directly. Seats suit your
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  Speaker 1: ass any well in the Lord's South being Chance, gonna
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  Speaker 1: have a night to wrap a chance coming out. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the chance they ain't no, wait a minute. They singing
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  Speaker 1: quas freaking dress. So your freaking dress song, hallelujah. Soon
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  Speaker 1: introducing this, and ladies and gentlemen, missaying trip. Thank you
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  Speaker 1: very much, everybody. Good morning, good morning. Well we have
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  Speaker 1: in amaze in turn of events, the leaders of North
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  Speaker 1: and South Korea signed a declaration early today stating that
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  Speaker 1: there would be no more war between their countries, no
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  Speaker 1: more war between North and South Korea, and they said
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  Speaker 1: also they're agreeing to the common goal of complete d
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  Speaker 1: nuclearization of the Korean peninsula. They say the Korean War
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  Speaker 1: will officially end by the fall. But again, just to
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  Speaker 1: repeat that, an amazing turn of events. Look like the
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  Speaker 1: Korean War is about to be over. That's what they're saying.
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  Speaker 1: The leading the North and South Korea signing a declaration
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  Speaker 1: today stating there would be no more war between their
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  Speaker 1: countries and agreeing to the common goal of complete d
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  Speaker 1: nuclearization of the Korean peninsula. They say the Korean was
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  Speaker 1: they gonna announce it. That will be officially over in
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  Speaker 1: the fall. This year's NFL draft began last night. There's
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  Speaker 1: a report in New York Times about an audio tape
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  Speaker 1: the service where team owners are hurt in a panic
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  Speaker 1: over President Trump's constant tweeting over Colin Kaepernick's kneeling demonstration
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  Speaker 1: against racism and the Trump's criticizing them for allowing players
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  Speaker 1: to join the demonstration, and how Trump's anti Kaepernick tweets
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  Speaker 1: were raising the level they said a public hostility toward
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  Speaker 1: the league. How Captainick deserves also to be on a
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  Speaker 1: team roster. Somewhere. Bill Cosby wakes up this morning a
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  Speaker 1: man found guilty of three counts of aggravated indecent assault.
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  Speaker 1: Jury in a court just outside Philadelphia found the disgrace
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  Speaker 1: comedian and actor guilty of all the charges leveled against
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  Speaker 1: him and send me from a two thousand four sexual
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  Speaker 1: assault on a woman named Andrea Constant. As you would expect,
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  Speaker 1: there are two reactions to this. Cosby attorney Tom Miserro
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: says there will be an appeal, while attorney Gloria Aurett,
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  Speaker 1: who represents some of the other Cosby accusers, was beaming.
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  Speaker 1: We are very disappointed by the verdict. We don't think
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  Speaker 1: Mr Cosby is guilty of anything and the plight is
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: not over. Women were finally relieved, and we thanked the
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  Speaker 1: jury so much for that. And that's it. Despite a
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  Speaker 1: saving lives. By the way, inside a Nashville area waffle house,
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  Speaker 1: a young man named James Shaw Jr. Has now raised
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  Speaker 1: some one hundred fifty dollars on a go fund Me page.
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  Speaker 1: He says he's donating all that money to the mass
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  Speaker 1: to the victims of the massacre and their family. That's
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  Speaker 1: when he tells CNN James Shaw, by the way, a
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  Speaker 1: reportedly a proud member of Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity. He
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  Speaker 1: wanted to mention that, for the second year in role,
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  Speaker 1: the president is summing his nose at the Washington Press
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  Speaker 1: Court something. Trump has announced that he'll be holding a
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  Speaker 1: rally tomorrow instead of attending the White House correspondents dinner.
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  Speaker 1: And today is National Tell a Story Day. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell you a story. I'm trying to say, Miss
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  Speaker 1: after the Hour on a Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Show. Kanye West has been
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: in the news a lot lately. Huh. He divided his
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  Speaker 1: fans and his followers on Twitter when he continued to
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  Speaker 1: show support for President Donald Trump and other key conservatives.
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  Speaker 1: Kanye said that you don't have to agree with Trump,
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  Speaker 1: but the mob can't make me not love him. We
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  Speaker 1: are both dragon energy. He is my brother, That's what
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  Speaker 1: he said. He says, I love everyone. I don't agree
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  Speaker 1: with everything anyone does. That's what makes us individual. A
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  Speaker 1: couple of hours later, Trump himself retreated the post and
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  Speaker 1: added the caption, thank you, Kanye, very cool. Kanye was
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  Speaker 1: rocking his Make America Great Again hat. You just see
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  Speaker 1: the meme from George Bush that said Kanye West doesn't
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  Speaker 1: care about black people. That's how you respond, just like Trump, Kanye,
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  Speaker 1: I won't be I won't be with you. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: supporting that one. Let me just say that Kanye has
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  Speaker 1: a new album coming. It's all a big completity to
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  Speaker 1: the White House. Then if they passed on out millions,
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  Speaker 1: don't stupid. It's stupid for some millions. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: just something to do to get into press coming out.
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  Speaker 1: He always creates controversy around his albums, clothing line and
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  Speaker 1: all that wouldn't have heard his sales. Don't you think
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, I just think it's keeping his
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  Speaker 1: name top of mind. You know, everybody's thinking, there goes
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Kanye again. Other way it's create controversy. Well not for him.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently he likes it. He really loves Trump. He said,
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  Speaker 1: we here who Kanye He's influenced in terms of his audience.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he said, you don't have to agree with Trump,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: but the mob can't make me not love him. We
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: are both dragon energy. What is that mob? He is
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: my brother I love That's where I'm stuck at. That's
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  Speaker 1: right there, because I don't see the resemblance we according
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  Speaker 1: to scripture. Yeah, he says, I love everyone. This is
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: what Kanye says. I don't agree with everything anyone does.
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  Speaker 1: That's what makes us all individual. Okay, okay, But Trump
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  Speaker 1: tweeted back, thank you Kanye. Very cool, But he didn't
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  Speaker 1: say you're my brother and I love you. He didn't
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  Speaker 1: say that. Well he's not going to. Maybe Kanye was
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  Speaker 1: drinking during the dress. But again, my favorite part was
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  Speaker 1: George Bush's meme Kanye West doesn't here about black people?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up in about ten minutes at thirty
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  Speaker 1: can you imagine that then when you first hear you,
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  Speaker 1: when you first heard your kids cut through it throw
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  Speaker 1: you off a little bit man it's weird. It's weird,
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  Speaker 1: and then excuse me right after that, don't help. I
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  Speaker 1: just it's just something about it, because I never cursed
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  Speaker 1: in front of my mom ever. Eat if I was
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  Speaker 1: doing the show, I did, but not like like wow,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: mass really, hey, I'm here. You don't say don't you
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: see me here? I'm standing right here. Oh my god,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: we didn't know you were Oh Lord Jesus. Alright. Anyway,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: with that being said, this week's murdered hit what's the song?
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  Speaker 1: By Neo good Man? Good Man? Yeah, huh signing nowhere
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  Speaker 1: near that nice? Now your be the other man or
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  Speaker 1: the man or the goodness all I want me, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and all you get from me baby, and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: get from me baby. I don't want to be the
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  Speaker 1: other man, other man, other gunness all. I won't be baby.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: It's all you get from me, baby bad it's I
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  Speaker 1: ain't get from me. Let it. I don't have to
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: pick my phone up every time I see you call
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: it don't matter where man, and right on it and
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: the drama showing up and my mom said, hold up
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  Speaker 1: all in my kids, girl, you know him right time on?
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: They got it. I tell you many man at the jello.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, you ain't I want to be with I
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: do everything by myself because I'm free, my patience staying
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: some baby and the nerves and Redden the working better.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: We made a promise to know he gets heard. And
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: now you're getting mad. You said I hit in check.
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  Speaker 1: You don't seem to understand. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: the man or the man me cat. No you get
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  Speaker 1: from me, babe, you adn't get from me, babe. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want him be man. Man. They were love bit.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Al Harkins, junior boy, and we get it. Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: Rold Hankers, I gotta give him, man, please do man,
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  Speaker 1: just do news that we do songs. Whatever you want done. Man.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I really like when you sit out
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  Speaker 1: at the piano and you sing. Man, we got to
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: do that. We got to do that song. Man. But
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I gotta get up. I gotta get it. I gotta
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: practice up. Man. You ain't got to know that song
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: is ready. I've seen you do it. Man, he did
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: he did that apollo to Yeah. Yet we can't you
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  Speaker 1: know nothing but player. Theyn't be trying to tune the piano.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I just go over there, you can play. You need
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to use that. You need to use that. I got
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: brush up, don't play. No, no, no no. I don't
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: want to be man man man, I want to be
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: all right, great job is always coming up the nephew
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  Speaker 1: as a prank. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry Letter. Uh subject, he's
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: pulling out tracks and giving me whiplash. But yeah, but
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the nephews here with today's praying phone call. Yeah, this
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: right here is Deva allows Diva lows Hal Salon in Montgomery, Alabama.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Here go, yeah, Lanette, I'm trying to um. You don't
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: want to own the diva a lounge? Right, okay? My
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: aunt trying to um my aint. Phelish was trying to
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: get an appointment. Say you are rejected her or something
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: like that on getting an appointment for let this pass.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Said that she wanted to get get in and get
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: get her hair dead. I'm sorry, sorry, No one rejected her.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Right now, I'm not accepting any new clients. Hold on,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: what do you mean You're not accepting no clients. That's
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: the part I'm not trying to understand because my ain phyllis.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: You know, she didn't call up there like two times.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: From what she's telling me about she can't get in there.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: UD allowed that she can't get in there and get
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: her hair done because every time she called, they're saying that,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you know at wan't nobody take her give her an appointment. Sir,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I am the only salist at the Deva Lounge, and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: right now I am not accepting any clients. I am
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: so sorry for your hunt. But there are other ones
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: in the area, but right now I am not accepting
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: any new clients' wait wait a minute, that my any
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: one that you want to come there that I want
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: to know you. I'm just saying this here, We've ain't
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: trying to get her. We've done. She can me excuse me,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you just cursed me out for nor apparent reason. I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: just I just that because basically, what I'm trying to
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: say is I don't understand how it is you can't
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: get my any hair done. She trying to get her
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: We've done so she can be right for church. So
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the problem. But the problem is you're
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: attacking me. You're gonna call me talking about your damn
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: what's the bamna partners? But your cursing me out? You
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: don't be you're at a partner with me talking to
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: me like that. Now, okay, so what excuse me? Let
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: me talk because you just cursed me out, and now
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: he's gonna hear what I have to say. So I'm
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: not accepting any new clients at this time. Now she
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: could have called but white. Now I'm not. I'm just
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: not accepting any clients. I apologize because there's nothing else
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I can do. I've worked because you know what, I
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: already know the deal because I didn't already asked round town.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You you got all the everybody over there, got all
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: these big time cars, beamers and rains, rovers so them
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: to people them only the people you do. You can't do, so,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: my ain, you can't do. Listen, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: one damn thing. I don't excriminate. I don't give a
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: damn what you draw down four tis so for all
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I care. I got white now stuff my damn book,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: and I cannot take any more. Let me let me,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: let me let me say, let me say this to you, Uh,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: what's your name? And get law? Now? Let me tell
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: you this right here, bring my ain't. I'm gonna bring
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: any up there. I'm bringing you you ann shut up
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna bring my AINTI
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: up there were talking. I'm sorry, no, no, but you
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: ain't going to just reject my AIN'TI she's trying to
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  Speaker 1: get a different All professionalism is about to go out
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  Speaker 1: the door with your Now. I have been tried to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: be professional with your that you just called me, but
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you you assist on cursing me out. And I haven't
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: done anything to you. I have said so I cannot
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: take on any new clients, but you insist on cursing.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Now I assist I assist on somebody doing my any hair.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Somebody I have not a damn Salnes. You won't get
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: it done here. I oh no, you're gonna You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it, because I'm gonna bring my any up there
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  Speaker 1: on side do it. I'm gonna deal with how you're
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: gonna make me what you're gonna make. You're gonna do
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do with You're somebody's gonna put somebody's
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: gonna put this. I'm telling you now, I can go
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: from zbro Town. You're real quick. I'm trying to be
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: professional with your but right now that's one out the door,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: because right now you've been so disrespectful to let me
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: say this again, said, I'm coming up there, somebody putting
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: my need. We've and huge, we've sorry. I don't do weed.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I only do short hair. That's what I specialize in.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: That's my stretch. So you definitely have to find another swad.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I don't, well, who the god of hansel and don't
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: do no weed? Who do that? I don't do no
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: damn you don't make no damn said, we kind of
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: down hair style. You're just a short hair style that
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  Speaker 1: don't make no damn sense. Well, that's what the specialized me.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I'm damn good at it.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: Und if you you research me, you've already done your
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: damn research on a round. Google me. That's what you do.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Google me. I'm don't call you, don't hear you what
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I tell. Let me say this. Look, don't come for
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: me now, because I'm ready for you. You know what,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna be sending here, going back and
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: forth with you. I'm gonna say it is sandy, I'm
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: coming up there and somebody gonna do my ainty weeds.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: But bottom line how we're gonna be done for church
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: on Sunday? Oh he makes me talking soon you listen
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to me. I'm so trying to your pocket. If you
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: don't win about asking everybody about me. You're talking to
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: know that I don't do nothing but short hair, I
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: don't know we fi's not asked to do your damn
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: your unt hare you d your eyes to go to hell,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: that's what you can do. Because I don't know about you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: I called to be professional with you, which is stupid?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: Is you isn't your tail? And then your honest can't
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: be No, well, she gotta be quitted itself. What's so stupid?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: So call me no more? Because I don't. I don't
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: preshect you call my damn tel. I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: to an. I clearly hen'll get you my damn knock
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: because this is a damn five and number. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: even given no damn but then you signed down carsing
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  Speaker 1: my damn ficking like I listen, don't because in my
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: heart a long, I'm not to show the Lord met
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you long. Let me you know what, Let me just
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: tell you this here Tommy One gave me your damn number,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: told me that if I talk to you, you would
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: do my ainy hair. Tommy Tommy one, game y, Yes
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  Speaker 1: you do, Yes, you do. You know nephew Tommy from
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You know him, don't you?
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Oh God, the Harpy Show. That be me? Miss Lonetta.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you something. Dammy and Paul
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: told me Lonetta is real cool. But she's twenty five
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: for sing ghetto. Oh my god. But you know, I'm
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you this. Why you're Tommy, You're gonna get you.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: This is because to me, I don't know. Listen, I'm
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: from this good so I am. I'm gonna have had
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: my partners to come up there, start with my brother right,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: you know all of us would have been there. I'm sorry,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: but this has been a crazy serious for me. But
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I love you and I love the show. You know what,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to Montgomery. I'm gonna stop by this Steve
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: allows you got over there. We always have haddest one
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: up in Montgomery to come by. And you gotta do
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: this from me? What is the baddest radio show in
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: the list See Harry Warning Show you're gonna do my auntie.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Weave you're gonna do my auntie. We've I tell you that.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: You don't do it? Yeah, problem, Yeah, you ain't taking
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: no more. Ain't here listen to you. You're gonna do
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: my auntie. We've I tell you that. So when she
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: gets the church on side that she's looking right, you're
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: gonna do that. That's what you don't play too much.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: Got to hear them with it, baby, you go, my auntie. Nito,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: we've that's right, spinking of that. Strawberry letter is coming
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  Speaker 1: up and the subject is he's pulling out tracks and
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  Speaker 1: giving me whiplash. So will he do more about the thing.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: We will listen to the letter. Wait for the letter,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Wait for it, Wait for it. Montgomer, y'all better get ready.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Here come that nephew coming to town, Montgomery, Alabama. That's
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Saturday to my row. Yeah, Montgomery Performing Arts Center. That's me, Bruce,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Bruce Marvin Hunter. That's J. J. Williams. Some tickets on
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: sale right now, Montgomery Performing Arts Center. I'm done, keep
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: it moving all right again? Coming up at the top
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Strawberry letter. Uh, subject he's pulling out
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: tracks and giving me whiplash. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time for the Strawberry Letter. Now,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, if you have issues in your relationships,
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• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter subject he's pulling out tracks and giving me whiplash. Here,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I'm in a new relationship, and about two
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: months ago we started our sexual adventures. He is an
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: amazing man in and out of bed. I am twenty
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: eight years old and he's ten years older than I am.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I love our relationship, but I have one major issue.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: He likes to pull my hair. To be more specific,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: he likes to pull my We've while we're being intimate.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: A couple of nights ago, he pulled my hair so
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: hard that my scalp was on fire the next day,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: and I had whiplash for the past two days. My
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: darn neck hurts. I will admit that when he's messed
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: up my hair or loosened up one of my tracks,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: he had no problem paying for my next install. I'm
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: not one of those girls that is into rough love
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: making and kinky stuff in the bedroom, and I feel
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: like hair pulling may be just the beginning. He is
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: amazing in bed, so I don't want him to stop
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: what he's doing. I just want him to be more gentle.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: How should I bring this up to him without offending him.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want him to think I can't handle myself
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom, especially since I'm younger. I also don't
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: want sex to be boring for him, but he's hurting me,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: plane and simple. The hair pulling needs to stop immediately.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: How should I tell him? Please help? So many things
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: wrong in this letter, but the number one thing for me. Men,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Come on, now, you know you cannot mess with the
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: black woman's hair and or out of bed. Okay, those
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: are the rules. I believe that is in the Bible. Uh.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You know we spend countless countless in the salon. We
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: spend countless hours in the salon, waiting a long, long,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: long time for our turn in the chair. This is
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: what we go through, okay, Not to mention we have
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: to go by the hair store. We have to haul
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: all these bundles back to the shop, sit patiently for
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: the install even sometimes take meds because the pain of
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the braids underneath the weed are too tight. We lose
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: our edges dealing with these weaves. So listen for your
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: man to be pulling your hair. Sometimes feature your tracks
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: out and stuff. That's a lot going on. Who cares
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: if he pays for the next installed for your next deployment.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: We don't care about that your scalp, your head is
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: on fire. Sex should never be that uncomfortable, all right.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that it should never be that uncomfortable.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: It should never be hurtful. It should never cause you
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: any pain like that. So forget about not wanting him
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: to think you can't handle yourself in bed because you're young.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: That's not what's important here. Think about yourself, how you
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: feel and what you want. And you have a voice
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: and you need to use it. Okay, tell him that
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you enjoy sex with him. He's amazing. But this hair
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: pulling stuff, it has to stop. It really hurt you,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: and you would like it to stop immediately because of
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: the whip lash. Okay, you can't go through life like that.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: It's not that serious, Steve, Well, you better make me proud.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know she's covered all the hair object that.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I just probably need to get to what you need
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: to know, a little girl, you're messing with this growing man.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: In your letter, you said a couple of nights ago
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: and pull my hair so hard my scout was on fire.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: The next day, I have whipped lands for past two days.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: My damn neck hurt. I would admit that when he's
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: messed up my hair and loosing up my tracks, he
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: had no problem playing for my next install. I'm not
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: one of them girls just into rough love making and
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: kinky stuff in the bedroom. And here's the key line,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: and I feel like hair pulling may just beat the beginning. Well,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I'm here to clear this part of the letter up.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: It is just the beginning, always more when that comes
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: from see y'all just been at trying to see how
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you're handling the hair pullet. Now you all have been
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: crying in a letter tell about your neck hurt and
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: you got whipped land. Oh it's more humming. Oh it's more.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: It's way more that hal pulling is in the beginning,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: the beginning. If you got you gonta, let me tell
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: your list of stuff that's coming. Neck choking connects, nick
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: choking is in here. That's why you think, yeah, yeah, hammeleocks.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be in a hammeletock. You're gonna get loved
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: on your wrist up by the by the bab basing
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: your sculling it. It's gonna be ankle fending your ankle.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be behand your neck. I hope you're ready.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Oh listen, you're sending up here talking about you findn't
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: get holy field. You don't get one of your damn
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: here took off. Oh the help pulleing. It's just the beginning,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: little bit. You don't like girl. Sason kicking stof. He's
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: just trying to see how you held it. He paying
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: for installs. He's gonna have to be praying for teeth
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: and lips and stough. You're gonna have to get your
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: face restructed. This boyfriend to come in here and do
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: something and you ain't really familiar with. Also, there's gonna
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: be some tongue in healing. See, you haven't been in here,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: and Shelly, I don't expect you to like my response.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: You've done all the little hat coming. This ain't about hat.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: This is about this could get a little more different.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: And obviously you're gonna sit there and act like you're
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: unfamiliar with this. But you all have had a man
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: in hell your tongue, Uh, yes you have. If you
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: have it, you miss it. It's actually good. I got
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a lot of them. I'm just trying to get to it.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: You're gonna end up getting bent and twisted. It's gonna
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: you had to go to contorta school to continued relationship
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: with this man right here. You had to get into
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: some type of circus training if you're gonna stay with
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: this in right here, sut the so late our strongly
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: said you take something like yoga, you definitely gotta get
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: it called downward dog is coming down dog, Gloria stands
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: is response coming up? Mission? You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's go with part two
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: of your response. Should because of the level of intensity
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: that this man is able to go into now with
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: all this hair track pulling. She's afraid that this is
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: the beginning. She don't like rough sex. I don't either.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: I don't like pain in my game. But you're gonna
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: have to get another man because he do pay because
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I had to hurt you. You want to pay for
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: You're gonna you're gonna mess around here. One of your
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: little nostrils told it. Ain'tn't tell her what's gonna happen. Yeah,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I put out. You probably even leave this man unless
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: you do like I'm telling you to, dude, and get
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: into some type of circums training. Get you a neck
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: put in your backyard and a tram piece practice, get
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: a trampoline because he's gonna dive off of something. You're
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: gonna want to know how to handle. There's something that
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I strongly suggest that you don start doing at the gym.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Try to do toe thrust because it'll help you to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: give you escaping powers. You can get away better. You
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: gotta strengthen your toes so when he's coming towards you,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: you can toe thrust. Be right about the way. It's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: things like that that you want to do. And you know,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: uh a lot of stuff. Try to lose some weight.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what size you are now a matter
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: of fact, I take that back. Gain some weight so
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you can have it. Better. Put some weight on, be heavy.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: That way, all that tossing is limited. That's a beautiful
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: thing about full figure women. They're really fine and all
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: with it. They got with won't you know? You just
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: gotta handle them different. You hand him wrong, Your mess
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: around and get handled and maybe that's what you need to.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Just put on some weight for his hands. And next
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: time he coming there with all that hair pulling, you
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: turn around, pull his hair, get in the gym. You
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: get in the gym and get your upper body right.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: So when he pulled your hair, you pull his hair.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Whatever he do you, you do the same thing here.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: If he ain't ball headed, pull some my hat from somewhere. Now,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: how you like that? Yeah, pull his eyebrows out, that's
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: very plug his eyebrows. Grab a mustad's hair and pull
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: it out. I'm telling you right now to put tears
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: and pull out some nose hair. And that's what I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: think you should do. That's my response to the cover
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: of stuff about the hair. I don't I don't have
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: no hair. I don't know you've had hair before. You
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: half a hair, right, he pull in your hair, you
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: pull his hair, You bite your tongue, you bite his tongue.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: I'll just be in there, please. I thought all women
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: had to have tied up when they come to be
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: coy be tied up. No count it, no, no count it.
• 1:05:35
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  Speaker 1: know we have a lot of truck drivers who listened
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: to our show, and truck drivers are really good people.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: We know that. Did you hear about this? A group
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: of truck drivers teamed up to pull off a creative
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: solution to stop a suicide attempt. Apparently, a man was
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: threatening to jump off the Detroit Freeway when police responded
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: by blocking the highway in both directions. Luckily, thirteen semi
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: trucks volunteered and formed a line under the overpath, and,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: according to an officer on the scene, the heroic act
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: cut the man's fall uh from fifteen or sixteen feet
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: to above five to six to about five or six okay,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: five or six? Okay? Yeah. Eventually the man was convinced
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: into leaving the bridge and was taken to the hospital unharmed.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Go to Steve Harvey f M for more on this story. Traffic. Yeah,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: now you gotta go to work and tell your balls.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Shucks block the highway so I'm late. They were stopping. Yeah,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: what I understand that? What boss going by? That don't sell?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: We start frying head eight? Damn about nobody? We fried
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: here at eight. I see what had happened. Was I'm
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: on my way to work and the truck's got the
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: highway block because the guy about the jump off. That's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: one I'm nate. The fryer started again again. Let me
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: say that we started frying at it. No, watch on
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: the news. It's on the news. Oh, I gotta hold
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: up my business and look at the news so you'll know.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I got, shripping, fishing and waiting.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: You're telling about somebody jumping off some day. That ain't
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: chill being you get your ass in the corner. Let
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: me not smell, can't see. Yeah, the only way you
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: can't be here is you out there on that No, No,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I'm glad. They eventually convinced him to leave the bridge.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: He took him to the Housepital Hard with a black balls. See.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: The reason I'm late is you know the overpass over there,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Well there was a guy about to jump off, So
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the trucks stop right there. What they got to do
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: with you? And these day of greens that need cleaning?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: What that's got to do with not? Did you know him?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Met the man? And I say it again before we
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: get about it. We stopped frying one time and all right?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up in ten minutes, the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: is taking a road trip another bad acting theater production.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: And you don't want to miss You're listening to the
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: How to get closure after a breakup. But right now, Steve,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: what does Jay have going on? Now? What is going on?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: This road trip? A reenactment of everybody who's going to
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: be taking a road trip this summer summer time. Time
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: for a bunch of people to get in the car
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: and ride. And it was sound something like this what
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna react, re enact. What
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: is it like when six grown people who work together
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: take a road trip. All right, everybody in yeah, buggle up,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: all right, let me start the car. They're digging right there.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: Somebody ain't got their seat bed. Yeah, all right, all right,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: now we need a little driving music. Boy, I like that.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Did you hear what that help? She did? Her? Country girls?
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Almost didn't like that girl no more? Well, quite frankly,
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: I'd like to hear some gospel music that come on
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: hurt like damn, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, what's what happened
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: to me? Yeah, so we're not gonna listen to listen
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: to nothing. We are listening to nothing. Man, silence, riding silence.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: Then let's just riding silence. Right. Just have a question, Well, boy,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: are we well? What you come for? Do you want
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: to play a game? To play? What game? Game? You know?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: We could sing that song? Bottles of beer? That's my car?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Can we play that? You're in the car, you can?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: We can we get some neat you We just got
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: in the car. Wait a minute, I know I'm forgetting something. Yes,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: to be quiet? No, Oh, it's hot in here. Can
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: you turn to I want to say to, I got
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: to say to. I'm gonna say it. What I got
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: the paid, damn it. Everybody else, get out to cars
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: just on the day. I'm car Wait wait, wait, hey,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I'm your damn nephew. Off the dome. No,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: everybody out, everybody tell my deal. As much as I
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: hate packing and I hate get out to give a
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: dare if you did pack, I'm packing, get out so
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I got a good get out, nat you're going to
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: shoot somebody, Get out to car. Get out, Tommy, get
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: out out, shut out. I'm not walking in these here.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to walk. Get out to Cary. Don't
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: push me now, don't push you now. What happened that?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: That's all he want to do is music? He just
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: drove off. Did you say called? Called? All right? Tommy
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: called uber. Yeah, I can't believe I'm not walking. But
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: put us on the car. It's just supposed to be
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: a fun road trip. What happened? You do nothing? They
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: can get I know he better put them back up
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: like so on and bring his hand back down. Is
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: he making a I don't know how Look hold on,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, No no, no, I
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: got I gotta I gotta say. Let me do this.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I got it. I can't believe
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: we're standing out here like I got the bad I'm hum.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Here we go, there we go. Hold on, I fix,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I fixed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you just left
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: hold us on the side of the road. We need hello.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Hey what you left us on the side of the road.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: You're not coming back. I could see you. We got
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: girls with sing it. They with you. Take care, Okay,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: this guy ain't coming back. There's ladies and heels out
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: here to take the heels off and straight well, just way,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: I'm after about four miles, there'll be flat. Can I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: say this? When we took our stuff out of the car.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: That black bag that you are your money in it,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: that bag is out here with us. Yeah, all right, y'all,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: what's happening? Give me the black bag, Tom, let me
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: have black bag. To give me the black bag. Get
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: the black back. We'll get your chance in the car.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: We'll put the bag here first. I ain't opening the
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: door if I don't see the bag. Here go the bag.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Throw it in the one I promise you, if you
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: just throw it in the winter, throw it in the window.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I got time the back. So y'all don't pull this
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: trick again. Go to bag in How about I opened
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: the bag and start compting to see how much I
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: already know what's in there. Throw it, Throw the bag
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: in the window first. You know what, we can actually
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: buy a car with this bag. Time your you know
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: whats going on? We're good. Let's get to count. And
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: it looks like a lot. Uh, we've got we've got
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: one to three. We've got five negroes on the side
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: road with a black bag. Looks like it don't be
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: long to him. Uh, let's up. Shot everybody that's up
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: your ground. We're waiting at get the black ass on
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: the gross. Shut up. We'll sing a group. You got
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: one more time, No man, one more time, no man,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Get your black ass on the ground. Love you. Everybody
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: down on the ground now good. Yeah, that was a
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: warning shot. The next one goes in here, all right,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: hand me the bag, Hand me the bag. It's just
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: the police. You ain't got that. Hand me the bag.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't shot before. I don't want to go through
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: that no more. Scared. We can't do a damn thing together.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: Trip take a road trip, at all. Coming up, we'll
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: tell you how to put closure to a relationship. You're
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Breakups are the worst,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: even when you know deep down that hurt will go
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: away eventually, but your heart is hurting. So one of
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: the best things you can do for yourself is to
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: move on and give yourself some closure to the relationship.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: So Steve, guys, all right, here's a post breakup action
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: plan to get some closure. So listen to this. See
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: if you guys agree with this. You give them back
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: their stuff? No? No, no, no, you disagree householf. What
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: do you think keep the stuff? Yeah? You get to
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: keep it to keep it pay fun and is hanging
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: out at the house keep it or throw away and
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: burning to set it on fire? Has something to do? Yea?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: That helps me close to get over the great fire starters? Yeah, okay,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: great fire starters. You don't want to talk to me?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: What else you got? Okay? Steven? Right here? Okay, So
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: do you agree with that give them back their stuff?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? No? I've lost everything, but
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: I'm usually i don't have to give nothing. I'm usually
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: under the court order. It's the difference between giving it
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: and they saying it's a court order. You got to
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: turn and stuff. Okay, what else you got? All right?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: This one says you can this is some new age
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: type thing, cleanse the house, or you can cleanse the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: room and with sage you can burn sage and get
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: the bad energy out of the house. I don't like
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: the way sage. Man. Oh so she's still in here? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: that's what I thing. You burn say it? I think
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: she's still in here. You cooking? Go ahead, Well, do
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: you have a method to get way get rid of
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: a bad energy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, get a new girl.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: You gotta get a new girl with energy that helps
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you energy. Just a new one, just brand new, help
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: you a lot new. Okay. Now this one says buy
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: a new bed. Oh no, no, expensive. Now I could
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: do that. Now I couldn't do that then. Yeah, I
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: had to lay my head right into the yeahide, I'm
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: in the creased. So why do you get rid of
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: the bed? Called because? Yeah, right, right, right right. But
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: if you can't afford a new bad I guess you
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: can buy some sheets. Are betting that? Just put looking
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: over there? Yeah I did that for two years. Don't
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: get somebody newing this bad that evening, because remember the
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: bed looks new to the new person. Yeah you yeyeah,
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: it's nice. This final thing says do a social media purge,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: so just to delete your ex from digital existence. I
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: guess you gotta let them see the new person. New
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: boo gotta be seen. Yeah. Now, you know, back in
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: our day, we didn't have all this social media and stuff.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: So huh you went your church with you new people.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: That's how you? Yeah, walk around with him doing Ain't
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: you gonna sister lawsuit? That's who I'm with now, ain't
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be here? Yeah? And you really want to stay.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Get somebody in the chick dang it. Get somebody in
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: the church that you broke up, go the same church.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: Get somebody that go to the same church. The new
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: coming there every Sunday. Yeah, yeah, make sure you late
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: so they can see you. Oh Jack, you've done this before. Yeah,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I have no one Now, Tommy, what's the way you've
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: done it? Closure? Closure immediately immediately had me a boot
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: the next two hours after we didn't broke up. I'm
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: somewhere with the new book. I just ignored all calls,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: MHM messages, from friends. You know, she shout to me
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: about you, that Steve Steve. You know she Steve you
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: didn't want to Hello, I don't take a phone call,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: none of that. Yeah, but I don't want all of this.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: I'm never the dump or you're you're the one getting dumb,
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: the one getting dumbed. I left a chick and went
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: right back to it in the same hour, saying, you know,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: I'm stupid. I could play none of that. I realized
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: what my chances look like out here, and I'm back.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm back. But within the hour, Junior, within the hour,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: call I'll talk about walk right back in the dough,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: set my bag down like I ain't never left now,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm still come on, what you're doing here?
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Are you hungry? What another question? You thought? I was? Really?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: That's so crazy? Believe you fail for that? Well, I'm
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: going looking like this, Well, am I gonna? Who won't
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: meet up there? And I want out there right quick?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: And found out you wasn't quick, You wasn't cute to nobody. Hey, baby,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm out here now. So what oh man? Yeah,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: that's the way it go. That's the way if you
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: want real closure, call, Yeah, I'm listening call then X,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: why you making love to the new booth and yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: let him here, let him hear, let him yeah, why not?
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna do this no more? Why not dirty
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: with Yeah? Yeah, I want you to feel it. Hello.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my bad, I'm sorry. I don't know that was
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know that was what you hear? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: we all know that the President's attorney, Michael Cohen, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: the FBI raided his apartment let's say, uh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the officers came in, Uh, Michael Cohen said they were
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  Speaker 1: very polite. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't a known warn't.
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  Speaker 1: So what Jay and I are gonna do is give
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  Speaker 1: you a reenactment of what happened when the FBI come by.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say, when the FBI come back, they house
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  Speaker 1: and you ain't us. That's always saying. It's always saying,
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  Speaker 1: what happens when the FBI go by, they have and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't. Where's that say? I that second? Alrighty hold on,
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  Speaker 1: alrighty uh, we have a warrant for you. Mr corn
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  Speaker 1: Please come to the door. Could you slide it under
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  Speaker 1: the door? Please look at it? Well, well, we kind
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  Speaker 1: of have to hand deliver it so you can see it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, I put my pants on. Pants okay, am
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  Speaker 1: I am? I knocking too loudly? Okay, sorry, Mr let's
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  Speaker 1: h all I'm in here. Mr Corey, can you hear this?
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  Speaker 1: That's a little too loud. Just how about this? Just
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  Speaker 1: tad dunmore, just just a bit? Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? Yeah? Tell you what I'm gonna eat showers?
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  Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do? Mr Going Hold on, Mr cor
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  Speaker 1: we are the FBI. Now, come on, I understand that.
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  Speaker 1: Come on out. Don't don't make us wait no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat a shower. Don't have my coffee. Then
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming out. Mr Cohen, Ye, we are the Federal
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  Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigation. He got to come out. Now, you've
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  Speaker 1: got certain we have a war. What I'm gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: I want my Jesus, is this guy serious? I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do a bit of yogurt, yogurt, yogurt stretching to stretch
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  Speaker 1: for a while coming out of that. Fine with you,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you, hold on, there's a good idea. Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Won't you guys like leave? What leave? And then you
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  Speaker 1: could come? No? No, Mr Cord, and listen, we're not leaving, sir,
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  Speaker 1: we are Mr Cohen. Mr Cordon, you're talking too much. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say this. The cleaning lady has
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  Speaker 1: not been here yet, so could you let her come in?
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  Speaker 1: Mr Cohen? Yes, will you please open the door? We
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  Speaker 1: are the FBI. Let me tell you what we're doing
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  Speaker 1: in here. We're kind of rearranging the furniture in here.
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  Speaker 1: You want to come in? Not no more things, Mr Cohen, Please,
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  Speaker 1: no flushing. Just open the door, sir, Please, we have
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  Speaker 1: a warrant. Yeah, you're gonna knocking out again. I'm loud again.
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