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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
- 0:15Speaker 1: million bucks things and its star through good Steve hastening
- 0:24Speaker 1: to the other for stay, I don't join Jo. You
- 0:59Speaker 1: gotta turn you're going to do. You gotta turn to
- 1:41Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn you love, got to turn them out.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Turn the water the water go. Come come on your tha.
- 2:01Speaker 1: Uh huh I shore will good morning everybody. You are
- 2:05Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me nine one
- 2:07Speaker 1: and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show, Man one
- 2:11Speaker 1: more time. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, I do, man,
- 2:15Speaker 1: I thank God for it every day. You know, UM
- 2:20Speaker 1: my message this morning, man's real clear. It's something that's
- 2:23Speaker 1: been on me to share, and it's it's amazing. You know, Um,
- 2:32Speaker 1: God can do some amazing things for you. But what
- 2:37Speaker 1: happens along the way is and I don't know that
- 2:41Speaker 1: I mean to say, but but the fact that God
- 2:45Speaker 1: can do some amazing things for you, that comes adversity
- 2:49Speaker 1: along with it. Every single time it it just goes
- 2:57Speaker 1: without saying. And I've uh I was having a fairly
- 3:04Speaker 1: I mean well not fairly, but a hugely successful week.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I had never seen this type of hatred before. I
- 3:13Speaker 1: hadn't seen it. And it's it's a great trick that
- 3:17Speaker 1: the devil does. You know, when when God is blessing
- 3:20Speaker 1: you and giving you some some some great opportunities in
- 3:23Speaker 1: your life, as all of you have gone through, and
- 3:26Speaker 1: it is. Isn't it amazing how some negative thing crops
- 3:30Speaker 1: up and that's what you have to focus on. I
- 3:34Speaker 1: found out that I don't have to, but you wind
- 3:36Speaker 1: up focusing on it, and your energy goes over to
- 3:39Speaker 1: that to try to deal with it, counteract. Wonder why
- 3:43Speaker 1: I was happening. You gotta make phone calls? What was
- 3:45Speaker 1: this about? Blah blah blah blah blah, and and and it,
- 3:48Speaker 1: and it throws you off the course you are on
- 3:52Speaker 1: the beginning of the week, I was so grateful, I
- 3:56Speaker 1: was so amazed. I was really thanking God for opportunity.
- 3:59Speaker 1: For this brief moment, the enemy slides this little factor
- 4:05Speaker 1: in there that causes you to and it requires your attention.
- 4:08Speaker 1: You have to pay an attention because you don't know.
- 4:10Speaker 1: You're going, wow, man, let me see what this could
- 4:13Speaker 1: really be? How much dirt is this really that they're
- 4:17Speaker 1: trying to do? And so it requires your attention, but
- 4:20Speaker 1: in that attention, you lose your focus on really all
- 4:25Speaker 1: the blessings and the good thing that God does for you.
- 4:28Speaker 1: That the enemy has an amazing trick that he does that.
- 4:32Speaker 1: And it was and it was in my head. I
- 4:34Speaker 1: gotta tell y'all all week long, man, and I was
- 4:37Speaker 1: doing some amazing stuff. I was having such a blessed week, man,
- 4:42Speaker 1: in terms of press and pr and where God was
- 4:44Speaker 1: taking me. And then when I got back, I was
- 4:48Speaker 1: talking with my wife, and then I was talking to
- 4:52Speaker 1: a good friend of ours and they shared something that
- 4:57Speaker 1: really helped me out. And they said to me, new level,
- 5:03Speaker 1: new devil. You know it's it's it's something really simple,
- 5:08Speaker 1: but new level new devil. Every time you go to
- 5:13Speaker 1: another level, every time you go a little bit higher,
- 5:18Speaker 1: every time God has a blessing in store for you,
- 5:22Speaker 1: every time He moves you in position. Do you understand
- 5:26Speaker 1: that the enemy's job is to make you not see
- 5:29Speaker 1: the blessing, make you not be grateful for it, lose
- 5:33Speaker 1: your focus and focus on this that I just threw
- 5:36Speaker 1: in your way, this stumbling block, this obstacle, this trickery,
- 5:40Speaker 1: And man, I was, I was, I got you. I
- 5:43Speaker 1: just gotta tell you, man, I mean, it was so
- 5:46Speaker 1: filled with hatred that I had to I really spent
- 5:49Speaker 1: some time addressing it. I you know, I got publicists
- 5:51Speaker 1: on the phone. I said, what's what's happening here? Y'all
- 5:53Speaker 1: not watching this? Y'all not what what was? What was
- 5:56Speaker 1: this attack? You knew that you didn't know these angles?
- 5:58Speaker 1: What what was? And you Steve Chill, new level, new devil.
- 6:05Speaker 1: If you get a promotion on your job, guess what.
- 6:09Speaker 1: Somebody ain't happy that you got the promotion. So here
- 6:13Speaker 1: come to hey. You don't even you don't even really
- 6:15Speaker 1: know these people. You have no idea. Every time you
- 6:20Speaker 1: make a decision to make your relationship with your spouse better, man,
- 6:25Speaker 1: this is it. You know what I'm gonna start doing.
- 6:27Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this, man, so me and my girl
- 6:29Speaker 1: can go on and have this on. Me and my
- 6:30Speaker 1: man can go on and have this. Watch what happened
- 6:33Speaker 1: every single time? Here comes the new level, the new devil,
- 6:39Speaker 1: the trick. You don't need to do that, what you're
- 6:42Speaker 1: doing that for her? She don't appreciate it. He ain't
- 6:43Speaker 1: gonna appreciate it. Look over here, man, look at that
- 6:46Speaker 1: right there, ain't he nothing? You know, he missed, he
- 6:49Speaker 1: didn't call you, And he said, it's gonna all types
- 6:51Speaker 1: of stuff. It just happens all the time. And I
- 6:54Speaker 1: was sitting here talking with this friend, really good friend,
- 6:57Speaker 1: very spiritual person, and they said, you know something, Steve.
- 7:01Speaker 1: You know, I was talking to Jesus and said I
- 7:03Speaker 1: was having this conversation with Christ. And I said, God,
- 7:07Speaker 1: for real, you mean to tell me every time that
- 7:12Speaker 1: something good happens to me. You mean every time I
- 7:16Speaker 1: try to go to the next level, every time you
- 7:18Speaker 1: put me on the next level, You mean to tell
- 7:21Speaker 1: me that I got to go through this right here?
- 7:24Speaker 1: Are you for real? And then my friend said, Jesus said,
- 7:30Speaker 1: they did it to me, and we just fell out laughing.
- 7:35Speaker 1: They did it to me, They did it to him.
- 7:39Speaker 1: They did it to him for him to go to
- 7:41Speaker 1: the next level. And you know, I was just I
- 7:45Speaker 1: was just going over the whole story about the crucifixion
- 7:47Speaker 1: and everything that had to be amazing man of all
- 7:50Speaker 1: the hate he had endured, all the prosecuting he had
- 7:53Speaker 1: do it. They thought, ultimately, what we'll do is we'll
- 7:58Speaker 1: nail him on a cross and fine, and that'll be
- 8:01Speaker 1: the end. Of him, and we'll put him in this
- 8:03Speaker 1: tune and we'll put this big stone up there, and
- 8:05Speaker 1: that'll be the end of him. But what they did
- 8:08Speaker 1: not know was all you was doing was setting the
- 8:11Speaker 1: tone for the next level, because eventually the stone got
- 8:15Speaker 1: rolled away and he went and got placed with his
- 8:18Speaker 1: father where he was headed to. Anyway, he ultimately knew
- 8:22Speaker 1: that his ultimate goal was to get to his father.
- 8:27Speaker 1: So when you when you when you thought you were
- 8:31Speaker 1: doing what you were doing to him, and you put
- 8:34Speaker 1: him in a tune and you put the big stone
- 8:36Speaker 1: up in there, and the stone got rolled got rolled away,
- 8:40Speaker 1: and he went eventually to where he was trying to
- 8:42Speaker 1: get to. That story is in place for all of
- 8:48Speaker 1: us to remember that when we are going through some things,
- 8:53Speaker 1: could it be because we are going to a place,
- 8:56Speaker 1: you know, It could be just a place in life.
- 8:59Speaker 1: It could be just as a different level in life.
- 9:01Speaker 1: That's all it has to be. But there's going to
- 9:04Speaker 1: be the adversarial challenges that come with it, and those
- 9:09Speaker 1: are the moments we must expect, expect and take them
- 9:13Speaker 1: head on and still not lose your focus or appreciation
- 9:17Speaker 1: for what God has done for you. So in light
- 9:19Speaker 1: of all of that I'm able to say to day
- 9:22Speaker 1: that I thank my heavenly Father, I really do for
- 9:25Speaker 1: all the blessing season bestowed upon me and all of
- 9:28Speaker 1: the haters, and all of the liars, and all of
- 9:32Speaker 1: the backstabbers and all those people. When you get through lying,
- 9:37Speaker 1: when you get through stabbing, when you get through gossiping
- 9:41Speaker 1: and doing what you do, I'm still going to the
- 9:46Speaker 1: next level. I'm still going. You cannot stop what God
- 9:54Speaker 1: has in store for you. No one can stop that.
- 9:57Speaker 1: You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. I have
- 10:04Speaker 1: a special public service announcement to make before we start
- 10:07Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. First of all, let me
- 10:10Speaker 1: say hello to Sherley Carler Mouth of the South Junior
- 10:13Speaker 1: and nephew Tommy. Good morning everyone. This is very important.
- 10:17Speaker 1: This is a public service announcement to all Sesames Street costumes,
- 10:27Speaker 1: all Sesame Street puppets, all Sesame Street employees. I have
- 10:35Speaker 1: just come from the NAACP meeting and he got out
- 10:40Speaker 1: of hand. I have forwarding you that parents is gonna
- 10:46Speaker 1: start snatching Sesme Street folks. I'm just letting you know
- 10:51Speaker 1: that it's great snatching, snatching and shaking. Ain't gonna be
- 10:57Speaker 1: no punching. We're not gonna harm you real bad, but
- 11:00Speaker 1: we all gonna snatch and shake until your helmet come
- 11:03Speaker 1: off and you are exposed. Then we're taking your picture
- 11:07Speaker 1: because we're gonna were tied up pointing that big bird
- 11:11Speaker 1: and earning burden all these people as racists. We want
- 11:14Speaker 1: to know who you are. The new things we're doing
- 11:18Speaker 1: public service announcement. Now let's get to the real state.
- 11:21Speaker 1: I love the show. We are. Ain't God good, Junior?
- 11:29Speaker 1: What's on your mind to day man? No, no, sir,
- 11:32Speaker 1: We're gonna stay right there. What they need to know?
- 11:35Speaker 1: What you what we're doing as black people when you
- 11:38Speaker 1: know our children, Well see you got it. We got
- 11:41Speaker 1: too much film and evidence now. And then there's other
- 11:45Speaker 1: black people calling me. You know, the same thing happened
- 11:47Speaker 1: to loving you Rod, and you know we're starting to
- 11:50Speaker 1: hear the stuff like that happened to yours too. I
- 11:54Speaker 1: love because I had the say out there they did
- 11:57Speaker 1: the same thing to see once that get around, I'm
- 12:02Speaker 1: just I'm just doing this because I'm a Christian and
- 12:05Speaker 1: I just though you need to know what's about to
- 12:10Speaker 1: pop off so you don't get comfortable like you've been
- 12:13Speaker 1: just continued, I see, listen to me. You ain't the police.
- 12:19Speaker 1: You know you ain't. So we're snatching y'all for real.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I get out for real and just wanted to let
- 12:31Speaker 1: y'all know that's what we're doing now. And I don't
- 12:33Speaker 1: I don't you know. I ain't trying to scare nobody.
- 12:36Speaker 1: I am trying to help you because this is a
- 12:39Speaker 1: show of motivation, uplift, inspiration and mostly information and after
- 12:44Speaker 1: coming from it in a I'm just letting y'all know
- 12:48Speaker 1: it got out of head now. The leadership tried to calm,
- 12:52Speaker 1: but it did not work because you was hearing stuff
- 12:57Speaker 1: out to back. They ain't did nothing of your baby,
- 13:03Speaker 1: not the testimony. Then you get din you hear stuff
- 13:05Speaker 1: in the back. Then you don't tell me how to
- 13:07Speaker 1: do mine? Now? Then didn't this one? Then I had
- 13:14Speaker 1: that baby, you ain't gonna do what you want to
- 13:16Speaker 1: do to mine, and then that was it. And then
- 13:18Speaker 1: all the black women got together and then they just
- 13:21Speaker 1: moved to the front. Then that when all the black
- 13:23Speaker 1: dudes said out the way, well, I guess we're gonna
- 13:25Speaker 1: do something about this. That's what daddy said. All right,
- 13:28Speaker 1: I'm snatching and now that's what to me. Thank y'all.
- 13:34Speaker 1: All right, no, thank you for the laughs. Is always
- 13:37Speaker 1: coming up. In thirty two minutes after the hour, run
- 13:40Speaker 1: that prank back with the nephew right after this. You're
- 13:43Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, then it's time
- 13:47Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the nephew and run
- 13:49Speaker 1: that prank back. What you got for us? Naugh Huh
- 13:53Speaker 1: you heard, huh, I'm coming. I want something stupid this morning?
- 13:56Speaker 1: Am I being summons at my being summoned? Were I
- 14:00Speaker 1: can say for you? We have you know what you do.
- 14:05Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold you back on it. Baby right here,
- 14:11Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it to you. This is called baby. Wait, baby,
- 14:15Speaker 1: we could have waited on that. See right, oh baby,
- 14:19Speaker 1: wait a minute, you said, wait a minute, you said
- 14:21Speaker 1: at that time, I'm getting better. You know when I
- 14:23Speaker 1: do my exercise. I ain't done him this morning, but
- 14:25Speaker 1: when I do. Come on, baby, wait wait, I got it.
- 14:32Speaker 1: I did what I could. Come on cat, Hello, hello,
- 14:37Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach trainer please. Yeah, this is trainer TRAINA.
- 14:41Speaker 1: My name is Ernest. Ernest Murphy down here at the
- 14:44Speaker 1: bus bond with you from the school district. Your son
- 14:47Speaker 1: is Devin, am I right? Yeah? Okay? Now using the
- 14:52Speaker 1: fifth grade, I think anything to pay, Yeah yeah, everything
- 14:56Speaker 1: is fla. I think he's on he rides bus ninety
- 15:00Speaker 1: Bus ninety three. Does he ride US ninety three? Uh? Yeah,
- 15:05Speaker 1: yeah he does. Okay, So now the school board has
- 15:09Speaker 1: implemented a new rule, and um, we're having to call
- 15:14Speaker 1: a lot of parents and let them know about the
- 15:16Speaker 1: new rule for us. As far as the buses are concerned. Now,
- 15:20Speaker 1: from my understanding, each child that gets on the bus
- 15:24Speaker 1: has to weigh less than one hundred and twenty five pounds.
- 15:28Speaker 1: That's what the new rule that is implemented by the
- 15:31Speaker 1: way board. What did you say that again? Each child
- 15:39Speaker 1: that gets on the bus has to weigh less than
- 15:41Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five pounds. I don't understand. I
- 15:46Speaker 1: don't understand. So wait, what's okay? So what does what
- 15:50Speaker 1: does that mean? So starting on Monday, Starting on Monday,
- 15:54Speaker 1: what they're gonna do If they're gonna the bus driver
- 15:57Speaker 1: will have a scale and he will wait a key
- 16:00Speaker 1: word they get on on the bus. I understand. Man.
- 16:03Speaker 1: The doctor, like I say, I'm calling, I'm calling every
- 16:06Speaker 1: patent that they say, you're gonna you're gonna weigh my
- 16:11Speaker 1: child before he gets on the bus. That's that's what
- 16:14Speaker 1: the new rule. That's what the new rule. And if
- 16:15Speaker 1: he over one twenty five then he he'll either have
- 16:18Speaker 1: to work, you have to take him the school, which
- 16:22Speaker 1: but I have a job. Okay, I have a job.
- 16:24Speaker 1: I thought it gonna take my kids in school, but
- 16:26Speaker 1: I don't. That's what the bus is for. That's what
- 16:28Speaker 1: my tax dollars paid for us. Right, But the reasoning,
- 16:33Speaker 1: the rationale behind this, Okay, let me tell you what's
- 16:36Speaker 1: going on. From what they're saying, the weight of these
- 16:39Speaker 1: children is wearing down these transmissions on this bus, on
- 16:44Speaker 1: these bus transmission, the transmission cannot take all of that.
- 16:48Speaker 1: So they are limiting the weight of each child. So
- 16:52Speaker 1: now how much does that discrimination? I think that's discrimination.
- 16:57Speaker 1: But over is he over one hundred and twenty five pounds?
- 17:02Speaker 1: He okay, he is, ok. Then you you're probably gonna
- 17:07Speaker 1: have to take your son to school. Are you gonna
- 17:09Speaker 1: have to walk? He probably need to walk to school
- 17:12Speaker 1: if he already or hunting twenty five pounds? What he
- 17:18Speaker 1: ask are you talking about a man? All? I'm saying
- 17:24Speaker 1: all I'm saying is if your son can overweight one
- 17:28Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five, you know, maybe the exercise are
- 17:31Speaker 1: doing good when like I said that, the schools that's
- 17:33Speaker 1: gonna allow him on the plus. But sir, I will
- 17:38Speaker 1: not accept this. I who do I need to call?
- 17:41Speaker 1: Is there a manager? Is in a city's council member?
- 17:43Speaker 1: I mean, this is seriously the most ub discriminatory practice
- 17:48Speaker 1: I've ever heard of. It doesn't even make sense. You're
- 17:51Speaker 1: talking about a child. I understand, but we're talking about
- 17:54Speaker 1: a child way more than a grown person. You your son.
- 17:57Speaker 1: I need to get what is your name, sir? Tell
- 17:59Speaker 1: me your name again? My my name is Ernest. I'm
- 18:02Speaker 1: down here at the bus ball. I would like to
- 18:04Speaker 1: speak to the supervisor, like, now, what do you do?
- 18:09Speaker 1: Not get to speak to my about my child that way?
- 18:11Speaker 1: You get to speak to any kid that way? You
- 18:13Speaker 1: should not be working at a school if that is
- 18:15Speaker 1: your attitude. I'm no, I don't work at the school.
- 18:18Speaker 1: I work at the bus bab I'm down here at
- 18:20Speaker 1: the bus ball and they gave me you nothing? Then
- 18:22Speaker 1: that they right? Because you're saying he's over behind in
- 18:25Speaker 1: twenty five pack. I am an absolute shock this is
- 18:29Speaker 1: so okay. So do you have a fatica? I mean,
- 18:35Speaker 1: do you have scuba? I'm sorry, do you have a
- 18:36Speaker 1: big chatter? Listen? What my child looks like, how much
- 18:40Speaker 1: he weighs is none of your business. I'm gonna call
- 18:44Speaker 1: the school. They can't be working with your company. If
- 18:47Speaker 1: this is the way that you treat people and you
- 18:50Speaker 1: talk about children, this doesn't matter with here. I guess
- 18:55Speaker 1: what they're doing is this is the way of them
- 18:57Speaker 1: approaching obesity, you know, right, Yeah, school, whoever, whoever, they
- 19:05Speaker 1: might walk it all your start. Listen, listen. That is
- 19:09Speaker 1: the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Okay, I have
- 19:12Speaker 1: to work. My son is getting on that bus, and
- 19:16Speaker 1: I'm going to call the schoolboard and should not be
- 19:17Speaker 1: working with you. We another bust company. I don't know,
- 19:20Speaker 1: but I'm calling the city. I will call the members
- 19:23Speaker 1: they need to call. But you need to give me
- 19:24Speaker 1: a supervisor's name right now, right now? Do you think
- 19:29Speaker 1: you need to start cooking different? So Devin, don't have
- 19:32Speaker 1: you know, maybe maybe it starts at home and what
- 19:35Speaker 1: you're feeding everybody, you know. I am calling the supervisor.
- 19:41Speaker 1: I'm calling the the city, I'm calling the school I'm
- 19:44Speaker 1: going so fired, like I can't even believe that you're
- 19:47Speaker 1: allowed to make this call like our other parents. Okay
- 19:50Speaker 1: with this, I'm called, Well, you are on your way
- 19:55Speaker 1: to work in the morning, trainer. Do you listen to
- 19:59Speaker 1: the Steve Harmon I want to shore. Oh my god, yes,
- 20:04Speaker 1: I do from the Steve Harvey Morning. Yes. Yes. Your
- 20:13Speaker 1: cousin Vicky got me the plank polk call you baby.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm gonna yeah. I mean, I was like,
- 20:22Speaker 1: oh my god, I love Steve Harvey. I love you.
- 20:26Speaker 1: I was about God, you gotta tell me this baby.
- 20:31Speaker 1: Train up. What is the baddest and I mean the
- 20:34Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the lane? Steve Harvey? All right,
- 20:42Speaker 1: thank you, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it is
- 20:46Speaker 1: asked the clo with our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey
- 20:49Speaker 1: and the building ready for your love questions. Right after this,
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- 21:18Speaker 1: talk about all of these stories at the top of
- 21:20Speaker 1: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
- 21:24Speaker 1: the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building
- 21:29Speaker 1: ready for your love questions. Anya and Charleston writes, My
- 21:34Speaker 1: husband and I have two dogs, and our neighbor babysits
- 21:38Speaker 1: our dogs when we go back from When we got
- 21:40Speaker 1: back from vacation, the neighbor had changed our dogs food
- 21:44Speaker 1: and gave us a bag of food for both dogs.
- 21:47Speaker 1: She said we'd get the hang of bits sooner or later.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Is she calling us bad pet parents? And if so?
- 21:54Speaker 1: And if so, is she out of line? Or what
- 21:57Speaker 1: is going on? Hey? Can I tell you give a
- 22:00Speaker 1: damn give a damn about your dog? I'm just seeing
- 22:05Speaker 1: I'm chief love about give them what they love their
- 22:09Speaker 1: dogs like what you love them. I don't give damn
- 22:13Speaker 1: about your dogs. However, white me no more about no
- 22:16Speaker 1: damn dog? And then you use didn't you? Didn't you
- 22:19Speaker 1: trying to use human words and make me feel like
- 22:21Speaker 1: you to soften my heart? Twasy damn dog? We have
- 22:24Speaker 1: two dogs in our neighbors baby sit They dogs sit.
- 22:28Speaker 1: They didn't baby sit your damn dogs. They dogs sit
- 22:31Speaker 1: your dog. And so what they change your damn dog
- 22:34Speaker 1: food that I bet they ate it. These are her babies. Well,
- 22:39Speaker 1: the first babies is on the new die. You can't
- 22:42Speaker 1: be changing the dogs where you shouldn't have gave them
- 22:45Speaker 1: to the white people because the white people is feeding
- 22:49Speaker 1: them wilderness and they want the cam with the live
- 22:52Speaker 1: salmon and it's the live chicken in it and no
- 22:54Speaker 1: bye products in it. Now you now your dog eating berries, salmon,
- 23:00Speaker 1: raw and everything natural, not what they eating. She's out
- 23:04Speaker 1: of line. The neighbor was outline, CLA. What you don't
- 23:08Speaker 1: do is put your damn dogs over here with me.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Come when you come to you come to Rome, you
- 23:14Speaker 1: do like the Romans. Your dog is eating what I
- 23:18Speaker 1: dog eat. Now we're not buying no new damn food
- 23:23Speaker 1: because your dog, your dog is fitting to eat this
- 23:25Speaker 1: brand call Wilderness for and that's what they asked to sea. Well,
- 23:32Speaker 1: the dogs that are said they would get the hang
- 23:35Speaker 1: of it sooner or later. So you don't see there
- 23:37Speaker 1: ain't no black people. Dogs keep going like, yeah, I
- 23:43Speaker 1: ain't seen it. I want to be a black people.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Last time I saw a black person in a dog
- 23:49Speaker 1: food commercial with album I ain't heard nothing about them
- 23:55Speaker 1: no more. They got ran out of big all right,
- 23:58Speaker 1: where we run out of black called me by no
- 24:03Speaker 1: damn dogs on the cello segment. But she loves her babies,
- 24:08Speaker 1: all right, Camille and Sells says, I have a five
- 24:11Speaker 1: I have a five year old daughter that acts two grown.
- 24:14Speaker 1: And it's because of her daycare. She repeats whatever she hears,
- 24:18Speaker 1: and her teacher is an old woman that gossips all day.
- 24:21Speaker 1: It's a good school, and I don't want to report
- 24:23Speaker 1: an old black lady. But I also can't have my
- 24:27Speaker 1: child repeating what she's heard. What do I do? Well?
- 24:32Speaker 1: When Winter was a little boy, Winter went to the
- 24:35Speaker 1: especial daycare. We had put him in crim Della crim
- 24:40Speaker 1: Fine Fine, Yes, yes, Winton had gone up there. Winton
- 24:45Speaker 1: was about four years old. And what you came home
- 24:48Speaker 1: one day and I told what to do something? Winton
- 24:52Speaker 1: sat down in the floor. Justice come looked at me
- 24:56Speaker 1: and started slamming his legs against the float, scream even
- 25:00Speaker 1: at the top of his lung and slapping his hands
- 25:02Speaker 1: on the floor. Winton has thought the little white kids
- 25:06Speaker 1: have a tantra, so Winton came in and had a
- 25:11Speaker 1: tantra old. I got down in the floor right next
- 25:16Speaker 1: to him, and I had a tent all his age.
- 25:25Speaker 1: My son ain't bought nothing back home from up at
- 25:29Speaker 1: that school. So now I don't know who I you shy,
- 25:35Speaker 1: you should take this, Camille, But that's what I did.
- 25:38Speaker 1: And Winton is a fine young man now celebrated his
- 25:42Speaker 1: twenty fifth birthday, and he worked for his father full time,
- 25:46Speaker 1: and he tells people all the time. One of his
- 25:49Speaker 1: favorite pastime hearing his older brother is sherry some of
- 25:53Speaker 1: the monumentous ass whoop if that helped keep them out
- 25:59Speaker 1: of prison, to keep him on the straightened arrow, and
- 26:02Speaker 1: knowing how to be respectful of woman. The little girl,
- 26:05Speaker 1: the five year old girl is gossiping like the older woman.
- 26:09Speaker 1: She's not throwing no, no gossiping, same thing. Yeah girl,
- 26:14Speaker 1: yeah girls, right, did you hear? Did you know? Girl?
- 26:19Speaker 1: And that's how to ask for the start girl. Yeah,
- 26:26Speaker 1: all right, now we can move on, all right, Karen
- 26:28Speaker 1: and Gatlin Bird says, I'm twenty seven years old and
- 26:31Speaker 1: my boyfriend is thirty seven. We got negative comments about
- 26:34Speaker 1: her age difference, and it's begun to affect how he
- 26:37Speaker 1: treats me. We've stopped going out as much as we
- 26:40Speaker 1: used to, and it's killing our vibe. I don't know.
- 26:43Speaker 1: I don't want to be with him. If he's ashamed
- 26:46Speaker 1: of me, why is he with me? If he's worried
- 26:48Speaker 1: about my age? Listen to me, See that ain't a
- 26:51Speaker 1: big age gap. The problem you got is Taren looks
- 26:56Speaker 1: old as hals she is Terence. Okay, Well the boy
- 27:03Speaker 1: your boyfriend looks old as hell. That's what the problem means.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Like daddy, ain't nobody said nothing about no thirty seven
- 27:10Speaker 1: twenty seven, don't. I don't even talk about that. That
- 27:13Speaker 1: ain't nothing right there. It's the way he looked now,
- 27:18Speaker 1: y'all and Gathen and gather in Tennessee. Yeah, they're all
- 27:25Speaker 1: up there with him, Ryan Dollywood and all that dealt
- 27:28Speaker 1: He old looking bitter fifty three. I'm telling you that's
- 27:37Speaker 1: what's happening to. His outfit is crazy. His job he
- 27:42Speaker 1: probably worked out a log in meal or something like that,
- 27:46Speaker 1: a log in meal. He got an old ass job.
- 27:51Speaker 1: So that's your problem. And not he treating you different,
- 27:55Speaker 1: cause he knows, he knows. The age difference is visible.
- 27:59Speaker 1: It ain't the thirty seven and twenty seven is how
- 28:02Speaker 1: he looked. He walked and looked old. He walked all right,
- 28:08Speaker 1: all right, let's get to this last one, Steve, if
- 28:11Speaker 1: we can, vance In Lexington says, I'm a fifty eight
- 28:14Speaker 1: year old single man, and I have a girlfriend that
- 28:16Speaker 1: is thick, and I have a girlfriend that is thin.
- 28:19Speaker 1: My older sister calls them thick and or thin to
- 28:23Speaker 1: their faces. And last week she made a song about
- 28:26Speaker 1: thick and thin and sang it in front of my girlfriend.
- 28:29Speaker 1: Wait a minute, how can I how can I get
- 28:33Speaker 1: her to stop making jokes around them? Well, here we go,
- 28:36Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. This is a new hit song, thick
- 28:39Speaker 1: and thick. Okay, I got two girls. Oh man? Well
- 28:46Speaker 1: when we come back, I was gonna do all right,
- 28:51Speaker 1: Well more of the Steve Harvey morning, come back. We
- 28:54Speaker 1: could playing a new hit song right right after this.
- 28:59Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Steve, before we get to entertainment news,
- 29:06Speaker 1: you wanted to address vance In Lexington, he wrote into
- 29:10Speaker 1: the cello, Chief Love Officer. You uh, he's a fifty
- 29:13Speaker 1: eight year old single man. He has a girlfriend that's
- 29:15Speaker 1: thick and one that's thin, and his sister you know,
- 29:19Speaker 1: makes fun, makes jokes and stuff like that. She even
- 29:22Speaker 1: made a song called Thick Thicker Thin. So I got
- 29:26Speaker 1: my hairs at you know you do because I wrote it.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Oh this song about here, a little bit of it.
- 29:37Speaker 1: I like, I got one thing, Yeah, and I got
- 29:48Speaker 1: one nest thing. My sister found out sang its criticizing
- 30:00Speaker 1: gonna win. She likes to write about him in song. Yeah,
- 30:09Speaker 1: like that's gonna affect me all. But I still like
- 30:18Speaker 1: one I like, and they both like me. I got
- 30:26Speaker 1: one that's stick, one that stick, and the other one
- 30:32Speaker 1: is thing. I don't give it down with my sister say,
- 30:41Speaker 1: because she ain't get me. This is just for me,
- 30:48Speaker 1: myself and I. The first one got be fired, and
- 31:00Speaker 1: the little one is a cute ain't but she ain't
- 31:04Speaker 1: got much booty. Not a thick one got big eye.
- 31:14Speaker 1: The skinny one ain't got none of that. But I
- 31:22Speaker 1: don't care coughs Sometime I don't like it. Sometime I
- 31:30Speaker 1: just want my women. I like them thicking feed about.
- 31:43Speaker 1: My sister needs to stay out of my business. She
- 31:48Speaker 1: just my key. I even know about each other, right,
- 31:57Speaker 1: had them all our own Christmas Day? What really the
- 32:03Speaker 1: way I pulled it off I put the little one
- 32:06Speaker 1: behind the Christmas tree. Kept after way she did that
- 32:12Speaker 1: little the thick one was in the kitchen. What you
- 32:19Speaker 1: think she was doing? Oh she was in that taste
- 32:26Speaker 1: and everything making show I knew what I was doing.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Last verse they both is mind do time, Oh lorgnorance,
- 32:50Speaker 1: keep minding your business. Don't get in this like one
- 32:59Speaker 1: of them things on And that's it, ladies and gentlemen.
- 33:08Speaker 1: The CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the song
- 33:14Speaker 1: outstanding Brabo Broo. All right, we're gonna get to this
- 33:20Speaker 1: entertainment news today. The number one movie in America is
- 33:25Speaker 1: Jordan Peel's Nope, starring Keiki Palmer. That's right, bringing in
- 33:30Speaker 1: a whopping forty four million dollars at the box office.
- 33:34Speaker 1: So we got to say congratulations to Jordan Peel and
- 33:37Speaker 1: Kick Palmer. Also, David Klewa was in it. Yeah, and uh,
- 33:42Speaker 1: Kikei Palmer is not playing that colorism game. Some people
- 33:45Speaker 1: on social media are trying to compare Kiki and Zundaya's career.
- 33:51Speaker 1: All right, um, Kiki is not the one. She's not
- 33:55Speaker 1: a victim. And she said she has been successful for
- 33:57Speaker 1: a very long time. Yeah she has. Yeah, yeah, people
- 34:02Speaker 1: just yeah, yes, And Zendea's light skin kickis brown and
- 34:08Speaker 1: they want to, you know, say, have some something to
- 34:12Speaker 1: say about that. And I saw the movie. Kiki was
- 34:14Speaker 1: really really good in the movie. She really was. She
- 34:16Speaker 1: made the movie her character forty four million dollars. Impressive,
- 34:21Speaker 1: Jordan Peel, Right, that's right. Speaking of movies, everyone on
- 34:27Speaker 1: social media is reacting to the newly released Black Panther
- 34:31Speaker 1: Would Conda Forever? Official movie trailer. It was so powerful
- 34:35Speaker 1: and emotional. Director Ryan Coogler said, the cast and the
- 34:39Speaker 1: entire movie team put their love for the late great
- 34:43Speaker 1: Chadwick Boseman into the film. And as we all know,
- 34:47Speaker 1: of course, Chadwick played King T'Challa and sadly passed away
- 34:51Speaker 1: in twenty twenty after a private battle with colon cancer.
- 34:55Speaker 1: So Black Panther Would Conda Forever will be released in
- 34:58Speaker 1: theaters November eleventh. Oh boy, yeah, I saw the trailer.
- 35:04Speaker 1: I missed the trailer. It's on social media. It's on
- 35:07Speaker 1: the wall Conda Forever, you know, Instagram. But look forward
- 35:13Speaker 1: to the movie November eleventh, right around that beginning of
- 35:16Speaker 1: the holiday season and everything. So that'll be a good
- 35:19Speaker 1: one to see for sure, Black Panther, Waconda Forever you
- 35:23Speaker 1: are forever missed Chadwick Boseman. They showed an image of
- 35:27Speaker 1: him in the in the trailer. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right,
- 35:35Speaker 1: we're gonna switch gears here, coming up in twenty minutes
- 35:37Speaker 1: after the hour, still trending. Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and
- 35:40Speaker 1: Kevin Hart all on stage in New York City. We'll
- 35:43Speaker 1: talk about it right after this you're listening to. Dave
- 35:49Speaker 1: Chappelle was the surprise opening act for Kevin Hart and
- 35:53Speaker 1: Chris Rock on Saturday night in Madison Square Garden. Dave
- 35:56Speaker 1: Chappelle talked about Cancel Culture and his reason attack, and
- 36:00Speaker 1: he said he didn't want his attacker to die, but
- 36:03Speaker 1: he hoped his attacker would catch monkey pots and his
- 36:05Speaker 1: butt footage for about four to six weeks. Okay, were Chapelle?
- 36:16Speaker 1: I love it? Then Kevin gave Chris Rock a goat,
- 36:21Speaker 1: and Rock said that he wasn't taking care of it.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Rock also talked about Cancel Culture and addressed his Oscar
- 36:29Speaker 1: slap and said, anyone who says words hurt has has
- 36:33Speaker 1: never been punched in the face. Okay, They've never been
- 36:36Speaker 1: slapped like that. Chappelle went on to thank Kevin and
- 36:39Speaker 1: Chris Rock and said that comedians have a special bond.
- 36:43Speaker 1: Is that what Will Smith? I named the goat Will Smith? Crazy?
- 36:55Speaker 1: Kevin named Will Smith Will Smith? That was good? Yes,
- 37:01Speaker 1: I like that. Camaraderie. Camaraderie. Yeah, no, I love it, man,
- 37:09Speaker 1: I mean it is what it is. The dudes and
- 37:11Speaker 1: so and three bad boys right there. Yeah, I'm currently
- 37:16Speaker 1: working right now. Ain't nobody better? Yeah? Nobody? I don't know.
- 37:23Speaker 1: That's that's huge. Is it true though, that comedians you
- 37:25Speaker 1: all have a special bond, because that's what Chappelle said
- 37:28Speaker 1: that it's like this brotherhood. No, it is. It is
- 37:31Speaker 1: because we all know, we all and what do you
- 37:35Speaker 1: what is it that you know when you say that,
- 37:36Speaker 1: what do you mean? We all know what it is?
- 37:38Speaker 1: What it takes to walk out takes to walk out
- 37:42Speaker 1: there as a different beast. Man. There's a lot of
- 37:45Speaker 1: guys that's not good at it, that's walking out there.
- 37:48Speaker 1: But the greats that walk out there that say something
- 37:51Speaker 1: compelling and funny m hm or just right you know
- 37:56Speaker 1: in a way man, where you remember some bits. It's
- 38:00Speaker 1: it's hard to stand there, man, especially when you do
- 38:04Speaker 1: an hour. It's hard to stand there with just a microphone,
- 38:09Speaker 1: a mic stand, a spotlight, a ball stood, and a
- 38:12Speaker 1: glass of water. It's hard. Well, you must make it
- 38:16Speaker 1: look easy because a lot of people think that they
- 38:18Speaker 1: can just get out there and be funny. But you
- 38:22Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, though, Yeah, go do five minutes,
- 38:25Speaker 1: ten minutes, ten minutes that five minutes that started for
- 38:30Speaker 1: ten minutes started, Start from there, start from there. No,
- 38:37Speaker 1: I want I want to see it, man, I want
- 38:39Speaker 1: to make it look very easy. Well, you make it
- 38:42Speaker 1: look easy because that's what you do. Yeah, it ain't easy, right,
- 38:46Speaker 1: people think it is, because it ain't. No need to start.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Just go online, just go to the last factory and
- 38:53Speaker 1: look at the comedians that go up there. The struggle
- 38:56Speaker 1: is real. Yeah, and and and then the and then
- 38:59Speaker 1: the what they thank You's funny? Oh my god? Let
- 39:03Speaker 1: go all right? Coming up in thirty four minutes after
- 39:07Speaker 1: the hour, we'll check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, it is time now to
- 39:19Speaker 1: check Steve's voicemail. And if you want to leave a
- 39:21Speaker 1: message for Steve, callum eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve.
- 39:25Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this first caller has a spiritual question
- 39:28Speaker 1: for you. Good evening, Steve, Thank you so much for
- 39:31Speaker 1: sharing your inspirational relationship with God with the world. My
- 39:35Speaker 1: question is simple, how does one stop loaning for something
- 39:39Speaker 1: that God has obviously said no to that particular question?
- 39:44Speaker 1: Thank you, bye bye. That's questioning. That's everybody's delima. We
- 39:53Speaker 1: want what we want. Yeah, that's everybody's delima. And then
- 39:58Speaker 1: also sometimes what you want just is in the form
- 40:02Speaker 1: of temptation. You know, it's not always longing for something
- 40:08Speaker 1: you ask God faun, he told you no. Sometimes God
- 40:12Speaker 1: makes moves he know you wouldn't make because he heard
- 40:15Speaker 1: conversations you didn't hear, and He made decisions that you
- 40:19Speaker 1: just not gonna make for the betterment of yourself. Example,
- 40:23Speaker 1: I want this relationship to work with this person. God
- 40:28Speaker 1: know that ain't the one you need, So sometimes He
- 40:31Speaker 1: don't aid you in doing that. Now you can run
- 40:33Speaker 1: off and do it yourself, but you're gonna get beat up.
- 40:36Speaker 1: He not coming back. You quit asking God for him
- 40:39Speaker 1: to come back. He not coming back. That ain't got
- 40:42Speaker 1: nothing to do with God the dude you want and
- 40:44Speaker 1: made a decision that he don't want you. Now, once
- 40:48Speaker 1: you keep asking God for him fault. Instead, you should
- 40:52Speaker 1: ask God for somebody that wants you so sometimes and
- 40:56Speaker 1: I had to learn this myself. The thing that I'm
- 40:59Speaker 1: asking God that I keep getting a note too, it's
- 41:04Speaker 1: for a reason, yeah, And it's usually been because God
- 41:08Speaker 1: has something better for me. Better all the time. But
- 41:11Speaker 1: you got to open up yourself to the better and
- 41:13Speaker 1: stop thinking you got the answer. You can't ask God
- 41:15Speaker 1: to bless you. It didn't tell him how to do it,
- 41:17Speaker 1: how to do that's just that a man, brother, all right,
- 41:22Speaker 1: you better preach up in here. You met a minister,
- 41:25Speaker 1: all right, this caller, all right. Last week we had
- 41:29Speaker 1: a cello question, Steve. It was about the It was
- 41:33Speaker 1: from the married woman who had emailed us. She asked
- 41:36Speaker 1: us if she was wrong because she purchased Raider season
- 41:39Speaker 1: football tickets but changed them from her husband's name to
- 41:42Speaker 1: her name after he told her he preferred attending the
- 41:45Speaker 1: games with his boys instead of going with her. So
- 41:48Speaker 1: this caller has a comment about that. Say, Steve, I'm
- 41:53Speaker 1: losing your radio show this morning, and I agree with you.
- 41:56Speaker 1: My husband is one of three brothers. The brothers needs
- 41:59Speaker 1: to be the gabl Sometimes just some men I'm okay
- 42:03Speaker 1: with him hanging with his brothers. You don't need me
- 42:05Speaker 1: around them all the time. We didn't gather up something
- 42:07Speaker 1: four seven, seven days a week. Let that man have
- 42:10Speaker 1: some men time. Is youself? You want to rob him
- 42:14Speaker 1: crazy and you're gonna want to know why he ain't home. Boy,
- 42:16Speaker 1: He's coming home and go straight to sleep. These women
- 42:19Speaker 1: needs to let it loose. You want to hang with
- 42:21Speaker 1: your girls. You hang with your girls. You don't answer. Come.
- 42:24Speaker 1: I love it when my husband hang with his brothers.
- 42:27Speaker 1: Let them men have that mentime. Y'all have a good
- 42:30Speaker 1: day because everybody needs me time. Yeah. Hey, when I
- 42:41Speaker 1: tell my wife I'm going on the golf trip, she
- 42:43Speaker 1: want to be telling my little kenn I go No,
- 42:46Speaker 1: she know I don't want her to go right now,
- 42:49Speaker 1: I want to go play golf, talk trash, get through,
- 42:53Speaker 1: go eat without showering. Then I want to take a shower.
- 42:57Speaker 1: All these speeches you got, you've been playing golf. I'm
- 43:01Speaker 1: hungry now, I'm hugbling now, I'm hugbling now. And now
- 43:07Speaker 1: here she comes. She walked in the room. I do
- 43:10Speaker 1: want to go where you ain't? You ain't get out
- 43:16Speaker 1: of this studio Madrid you're not going to play golf.
- 43:23Speaker 1: You are not going to play golf. No, you don't
- 43:27Speaker 1: want to go, You're not going. I want to talk.
- 43:33Speaker 1: I want to show. When you ask me to shower, stop,
- 43:38Speaker 1: I want to eat now, Why don't you take a
- 43:40Speaker 1: shower first? You enjoy your food better? Who need a
- 43:43Speaker 1: shower to enjoy the man? Man? Can we go to break? Yeah?
- 43:53Speaker 1: About that time? All right? All right? Coming up next
- 44:00Speaker 1: it is the nephew today's prank phone call. We'll get
- 44:03Speaker 1: into it right after this you're listening to all right,
- 44:10Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
- 44:12Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today. Listen
- 44:15Speaker 1: to this title, will you? I'm submissive? I'm submissive? But
- 44:20Speaker 1: is he worth it? I'm submissive? Okay? But is he
- 44:24Speaker 1: worth it? You got to know that? All right, We're
- 44:28Speaker 1: gonna do that a little bit, right, Yeah, just what
- 44:33Speaker 1: is all that? All right? We'll find out in just
- 44:35Speaker 1: a few But right now, the nephew is here with
- 44:38Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us, nep
- 44:40Speaker 1: what's happening? Well? This, you know, this kind of ties
- 44:43Speaker 1: in with some things I've been wanting to talk to you.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Guys about you and hearing call. I've been wanting to
- 44:49Speaker 1: talk to y'all about this kind of stuff. Okay, Yeah,
- 44:53Speaker 1: what's going on? Well, it's your appearance at work? Your appearance?
- 44:59Speaker 1: U what what about it? Well? I think this this
- 45:04Speaker 1: prank kind of tells it all. Uh, what are you
- 45:09Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, the name of this prank is you
- 45:12Speaker 1: need to Mona. You need to fix your appearance. Okay,
- 45:18Speaker 1: you need to What are you saying? I think I
- 45:22Speaker 1: think I think I said it. I think I mean
- 45:26Speaker 1: you're talking to Mona. But then you brought in it. So, yeah,
- 45:30Speaker 1: it's something I did. The prank Mona. But this is
- 45:33Speaker 1: something I've been wanting to say to y'all. You know
- 45:36Speaker 1: about your appearance. Well, let's let's hear it. Yeah, let's
- 45:40Speaker 1: hear it. But surely, I bet you my reaction is
- 45:45Speaker 1: probably gonna be the same as Mona as okay, all right,
- 45:50Speaker 1: well all right, cat dog, if you would hello, Hello,
- 45:55Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Mona. Please, this is her doing.
- 46:00Speaker 1: My name is James over with the corporation. I'm with
- 46:04Speaker 1: your corporate wardrobe. You've been with the company for about
- 46:07Speaker 1: eight years now, my correct, Mona, Yes, sir, Okay, Like
- 46:11Speaker 1: I said, I'm from a corporate wardrobe. I wanted to
- 46:15Speaker 1: kind of give you a call. There's been some conversation
- 46:17Speaker 1: about it, but wanted to give you a call about
- 46:19Speaker 1: your appearance in the office. Okay, okay, Now your your
- 46:26Speaker 1: your appearance seems to be pretty much in tacts for
- 46:29Speaker 1: your clothing. It's concerned, so it's nothing, it has nothing
- 46:31Speaker 1: to do with that. Okay. Now, first of all, what
- 46:35Speaker 1: are my appearings have to do with your corporation? Well,
- 46:40Speaker 1: what's going on? Like I said, you you've been with
- 46:42Speaker 1: corpor about what eight years? And now I am I right, yes, sir,
- 46:46Speaker 1: I have okay, and me telling me some about my kids, right,
- 46:52Speaker 1: I didn't need. What I want to talk to you
- 46:54Speaker 1: about is that what what what some of the workers
- 46:58Speaker 1: in the office are having a problem with. And what
- 47:01Speaker 1: we want to do is get you an actual doctor's
- 47:03Speaker 1: appointment because we want to see about helping you get
- 47:08Speaker 1: a breast reduction. Oh what a breast reduction? Okay? Now
- 47:14Speaker 1: you you you you? I mean from from my understanding
- 47:17Speaker 1: that your your breasts are too large. Now who is
- 47:21Speaker 1: this freast? Who is this again? Who is this again?
- 47:23Speaker 1: My name is James, Like I said, I'm with corporate wardrobe,
- 47:26Speaker 1: and I'm calling you actually pretty much from human resources
- 47:29Speaker 1: of corporation. Okay, and if you ain't calling him by
- 47:33Speaker 1: something else, certainly what we do here, so you calling
- 47:37Speaker 1: me telling me somethingboy, giving me a breast reduction. What
- 47:40Speaker 1: you need to do is try to tek up slow
- 47:42Speaker 1: because what I'm doing open here, I'm gonna well, they
- 47:45Speaker 1: was old here and I'm gonna well as they came out,
- 47:47Speaker 1: I well, I'm from Mona. All we want to do
- 47:50Speaker 1: is we want to get you a doctor's appointment so
- 47:52Speaker 1: we can help you get your get your breast reduce.
- 47:55Speaker 1: So you know you you'll feel a lot more comfortable
- 47:57Speaker 1: and the people in the office will be a lot
- 47:58Speaker 1: more comfortable. Okay, I'm not You ain't gonna do it. Man.
- 48:02Speaker 1: You ain't gonna come in and tell me something. What
- 48:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna do to me? What you're talking about. I'm
- 48:07Speaker 1: even just biding this far almost eight years and I
- 48:10Speaker 1: ain't never had no power with nobody telling me some
- 48:12Speaker 1: of my friends. So what you need to do is
- 48:15Speaker 1: find out who's going around here and making these rumors.
- 48:17Speaker 1: And first of all, I'm gonna dig up because maybe
- 48:19Speaker 1: one needs up in here talking about me, and you
- 48:21Speaker 1: know jealous because I'm gonna top of my and they
- 48:24Speaker 1: jealous of me. Is I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna
- 48:26Speaker 1: mask and they ain't got top of my bread. Look, man,
- 48:28Speaker 1: my job is to get your breast reduced. I gotta
- 48:31Speaker 1: get I gotta bring them down my big too. Can't
- 48:34Speaker 1: you reduce that? This big? Can't you reduce that? Man? Listen,
- 48:39Speaker 1: I gotta get your breast down to it. I gotta
- 48:41Speaker 1: get it down. I gotta bring them down. You ain't
- 48:43Speaker 1: gonna doing. Ain't what you're gonna get downe, that's what
- 48:47Speaker 1: you're gonna get done. And to stop worrying about my breast.
- 48:50Speaker 1: So you and whoever whoever calling you are telling you
- 48:54Speaker 1: somebody what I'm doing at this this? Tell them I
- 48:57Speaker 1: said the kids my to what I did even do
- 48:59Speaker 1: I'm gonna do me. So they don't like that, then, hey,
- 49:01Speaker 1: how adam, because I'm gonna find whoever doing it because
- 49:04Speaker 1: they're jealous. I'm a bad They don't understand it. And
- 49:07Speaker 1: the man's come in and what whoo whoo? Will they
- 49:09Speaker 1: tell the lot? They come to my desk and ask Lotte.
- 49:12Speaker 1: They ask for me Mona Mona. I understand that, but
- 49:15Speaker 1: what I'm saying is your breasts start distraction in the office,
- 49:18Speaker 1: and I gotta get your breast brought down first. Live
- 49:20Speaker 1: whoever you are. You might need to come see you
- 49:22Speaker 1: and sit to the front of my death and see
- 49:25Speaker 1: how it's looking. You might want to come back and
- 49:26Speaker 1: bring out your crew. Mona. I can't. I can't. I
- 49:31Speaker 1: don't want to come sit your desk and see your
- 49:33Speaker 1: your your I gotta get you to a doctor and
- 49:37Speaker 1: get your breast reduced. Not the women you want an
- 49:39Speaker 1: a point. I ain't gonna see though, I'm going to
- 49:42Speaker 1: a dirty Mona. You're going to a doctor that you
- 49:45Speaker 1: bring it so they ain't going to the doctor. What
- 49:48Speaker 1: you're talking the doctor whoever you me to go see,
- 49:51Speaker 1: I ain't trying to hear you yell. What I'm gonna
- 49:55Speaker 1: do is they said you would act like this, Monor.
- 49:58Speaker 1: They said you would react just to this way. This
- 50:00Speaker 1: is what the people in the office are talking about.
- 50:02Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what they I'll be in
- 50:04Speaker 1: this company. I almost eight years. Ain't no hand nobody
- 50:07Speaker 1: counting me telling me some my friend, what you need
- 50:10Speaker 1: to do. First of all, you need to come in
- 50:11Speaker 1: and see me because you might like what you see.
- 50:13Speaker 1: Because I'm a big, bad, bold pretty woman. You better
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- 50:20Speaker 1: what's your name? Why do you need my name? I
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- 50:24Speaker 1: the commy tam job and telling me some my best.
- 50:27Speaker 1: I need to know your name because I'm gonna get
- 50:29Speaker 1: it some lotty in this because I don't play this,
- 50:31Speaker 1: see I need I don't play that. So, whoever you is,
- 50:34Speaker 1: or your croperty, whoever kind of me by my bread,
- 50:37Speaker 1: I don't play that. I need your name, I really do.
- 50:40Speaker 1: Come you down. I'm gonna find out who this is? Something?
- 50:44Speaker 1: Who you want to know my name? I want to
- 50:46Speaker 1: know your damn name. Hell, y'all, I want to know
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- 51:22Speaker 1: got a limps. I listened to this show every morning,
- 51:30Speaker 1: and I just can't believe I got got she did it,
- 51:34Speaker 1: she got me, got me. But I'm gonna catch limp.
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- 53:21Speaker 1: We'll be watching, you know, we will. Coming up next
- 53:24Speaker 1: to it is the Strawberry Letter. The subject is I'm submissive,
- 53:27Speaker 1: but is he worth it? We'll get into it right
- 53:30Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the same morning show. It
- 53:35Speaker 1: is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
- 53:38Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
- 53:43Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEFM dot com
- 53:46Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
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- 53:53Speaker 1: this one right here, right now, all right, right now.
- 53:57Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for
- 53:59Speaker 1: you here. It is thanking a few subjects. I'm submissive,
- 54:04Speaker 1: but is he worth it? Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been
- 54:08Speaker 1: married for three years and he cheated before our wedding.
- 54:11Speaker 1: We met online in an online chat room and he
- 54:16Speaker 1: said I had all of the values that he desired
- 54:19Speaker 1: and a wife. He quoted some scripture and I was hooked.
- 54:23Speaker 1: He'd been married before, and he said his biggest problem
- 54:26Speaker 1: was that his wife was not submissive. He said she
- 54:29Speaker 1: was stubborn and argumentative. I was forty eight when we
- 54:33Speaker 1: got married, and it was my first marriage. So I
- 54:36Speaker 1: aim to please him and do everything just like he
- 54:39Speaker 1: asked me to. I let him run his house and mine,
- 54:43Speaker 1: and I was the ideal girlfriend because I never stressed
- 54:47Speaker 1: him out by questioning him. He came to see me
- 54:51Speaker 1: have sex and then leave. I did not say a word,
- 54:54Speaker 1: because for the most part, he's a good man. I
- 54:58Speaker 1: would listen to him bragging to his friends about how
- 55:00Speaker 1: lucky he was to have me. Then he cheated. Excuse me,
- 55:05Speaker 1: but try to hold it. Sorry. Then he cheated, and
- 55:10Speaker 1: he couldn't lie about it because his shirt was dirty
- 55:13Speaker 1: and he smelled like a woman. He told me that
- 55:16Speaker 1: it was the alcohol, and he said he'd never drink
- 55:18Speaker 1: hard liquor again, but he lied. His affair happened just
- 55:22Speaker 1: two months before our wedding. He got drunk on our
- 55:25Speaker 1: wedding night and told his parents that he hopes he
- 55:28Speaker 1: didn't make a big mistake that rocked my soul. Because
- 55:32Speaker 1: all I've done from the beginning is catered to him
- 55:35Speaker 1: and make sure all of his needs were met. I
- 55:39Speaker 1: should have left before I made any vows to him. Now,
- 55:42Speaker 1: when I try to spoil him, he tells me to
- 55:44Speaker 1: leave him alone. He picks fights so he can sleep
- 55:48Speaker 1: on the couch. I haven't slept in the bed with
- 55:50Speaker 1: my husband in three weeks. I vowed to stay for
- 55:53Speaker 1: better or worse, but we've hit rock bottom. Is he
- 55:56Speaker 1: worthy of a good submissive wife like me? Or should
- 55:59Speaker 1: I change my ways and start acting like his equal
- 56:02Speaker 1: and see what happens? Please advise, what are you doing? Really?
- 56:09Speaker 1: What is going on in this relationship period? I mean,
- 56:14Speaker 1: you said he came to see you to have sex
- 56:17Speaker 1: and then leave right there. You should have known that
- 56:19Speaker 1: something was wrong. That was the first rift flag, and
- 56:22Speaker 1: you let it happen. That should never have been okay
- 56:26Speaker 1: with you. You waited a long time to get married,
- 56:29Speaker 1: and this is what you end up with, like this
- 56:32Speaker 1: control freak, this dictator. You allowed him to treat you
- 56:36Speaker 1: any kind of way. You put your needs and your
- 56:39Speaker 1: wants on the back burner to submit to him. For
- 56:42Speaker 1: what Because he quoted a couple of scriptures to you
- 56:45Speaker 1: in the beginning, Because you said after he quoted those scriptures,
- 56:48Speaker 1: you were hooked. You thought that that would make him
- 56:51Speaker 1: a good husband. Really, anyone can quote a scripture, and
- 56:55Speaker 1: that's certainly no reason to marry that person, you see now, anyway,
- 57:00Speaker 1: I hope you see now that all that catering to
- 57:03Speaker 1: him was just stupid on your part. You're his wife,
- 57:05Speaker 1: you're not his child, you're not his servant. He got
- 57:08Speaker 1: everything from you, and what did you get in return?
- 57:11Speaker 1: You didn't get anything. I just think this is wrong.
- 57:14Speaker 1: You should have you shouldn't have to walk on eggshells
- 57:18Speaker 1: in your own marriage. You don't know what to do now.
- 57:21Speaker 1: None of this has worked out for you. Now you're miserable,
- 57:24Speaker 1: you're unhappy, you're writing a strawberry letter. You know marriage
- 57:27Speaker 1: is about or I hope you should know that marriage
- 57:29Speaker 1: is about compromise. And love, commitment, among other things. Your
- 57:34Speaker 1: marriage doesn't have any of that because it's all about him.
- 57:37Speaker 1: You're in this one sided situation with a man who
- 57:40Speaker 1: doesn't love you. He doesn't respect you. He told his
- 57:43Speaker 1: parents on his wedding night. Maybe he hopes he didn't
- 57:46Speaker 1: make a mistake. You know, now you're sleeping on the couch.
- 57:51Speaker 1: He's sleeping on the couch, and he's picking fights with you.
- 57:53Speaker 1: He doesn't want to be with you at all. You know,
- 57:56Speaker 1: I think Steve said this last week or earlier. Yeah,
- 57:59Speaker 1: last week, he doesn't like you. He was talking about
- 58:02Speaker 1: another situation. But it doesn't sound like this man likes
- 58:04Speaker 1: you at all. I think you've wasted enough time trying
- 58:07Speaker 1: to please this man. He's ungrateful. I think you now
- 58:10Speaker 1: should focus on yourself because you deserve way better than him. Steve,
- 58:15Speaker 1: the subject of this letter is I'm submissive, but is
- 58:20Speaker 1: he worth it? Now? I'm not a professional on submissive wives.
- 58:28Speaker 1: I don't know what that is, and I'm not an
- 58:30Speaker 1: expert on how that part of it should go. Because
- 58:35Speaker 1: you're trying to throw some scriptures in there that you
- 58:38Speaker 1: heard him say. But let me just walk you through
- 58:41Speaker 1: all the mistakes I've been married for three years and
- 58:45Speaker 1: he cheated before our wedding. Now this was two months
- 58:49Speaker 1: before the wedd Now, I've learned from several people. One
- 58:56Speaker 1: time I was in counseling and he said, the thing
- 59:00Speaker 1: our marriage is, the only thing that changes a person
- 59:02Speaker 1: after the wedding is the appearance of his left hand
- 59:05Speaker 1: third finger. If he has a behavior pattern that he
- 59:12Speaker 1: does and you think marriage will change it, it won't.
- 59:17Speaker 1: We met online chat room. He said I had all
- 59:20Speaker 1: the values he desired in a wife. He quoted some
- 59:23Speaker 1: scriptures and I was hooked. He was married before, and
- 59:26Speaker 1: his biggest problem he was to set up y'all. His
- 59:29Speaker 1: biggest problem was that his wife was not submissive. He
- 59:32Speaker 1: says she was stubborn and argumentative. I was forty eight
- 59:36Speaker 1: when we got married. It was my first marriage, so
- 59:38Speaker 1: I aimed to please have been do everything just like
- 59:40Speaker 1: he asked me too. You were set up to do
- 59:43Speaker 1: this because he told you what happened to his first
- 59:47Speaker 1: marriage was she was not submissive. She was argumentative and stubborn.
- 59:56Speaker 1: So you proceeded to be that direct opposite of what
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: she was to please him. Thus we began the downfall
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: of this letter. I would explain it to you, Marvel
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: when we come back, because I know this one inside out.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: Thank you? All right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: two of your response coming up to today's Strawberry letter,
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: the subject I'm submissive but is he worth it? We'll
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening show, Come on, Steve,
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject I'm submissive but
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: is he worth it? Well, you're gonna find out very
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: quickly that he's not. And you're also going to find
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: out something about this thing you keep calling submissive. You
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: met this man online chat room, y'all got married. He
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: cheated two most before the marriage. You found out about it. Anyway.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: You don't say all that yet, but you say he
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: had been married and his biggest problem with his wife
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: was not submissive. So he told you this to set
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: you up. So the setup was she was not submissive.
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: She was stubborn and argumentative. So you, realizing this and
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: he knows what he's doing, you began to act the
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: direct opposite because he didn't want to run up into
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: no more non submissive women. He didn't want to run
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: up into somebody talking back to him. He just didn't
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: want that, so he told you that's what he run.
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: So you said you would never been married before, so
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: you aim to please him and do everything just like
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: he asked you. I let him run his house and mine.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: I was an ideal girlfriend because I never stressed him
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: out by questioning him, which means you had some questions,
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: but you allowed yourself not to question him because you
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: didn't want to appear stubborn, argumentive, or non submissive. Well,
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: now he has you right where he needs you. He
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: came to see you have sex and then lead. You
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: didn't question that because you didn't want to be You
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: wanted to be submissive, You didn't want to be stubborn,
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: and you didn't want to be argumentive. So now he
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: can come over, have sex with you, and leave. I
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: didn't say a word because for the most part, he's
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: a good man. I was listening bragging to his friends
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: about how lucky was to have me. Oh, he can't
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: believe I got this ship right here, and I can
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: do like I want to, and she let me do
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: it because you're submissive, you're not argumentative, and you're not stubborn.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: Then he cheated and he couldn't lie about it because
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: his shirt was dirt and he smelled like a woman.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: And that's only part. I have to interject myself into
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: this right here. What he cheated and he couldn't lie
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: about it? What did that mean? What you mean he
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: couldn't lie about it? How the hell he could? I
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: don't give a damn what I smelled like. And what's
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: on that shirt? You would still lie. She could have
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: wrote her sale number on that shirt with glitter mascaret
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: on it, and I smelled just like Chanelle number five.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: He would still come up with a life Hell yeah,
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: he yeah, So I'm computing. He told me that it
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: was an alcohol and he said he never drink hardnook again.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: He lied. His affair just happened two months before I went,
- 1:03:36Speaker 1: and he got drunk on our wedding night, and he
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: told his parents that he hopes that he didn't make
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: a big mistake that rocked my soul, because all I've
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: done from the beginning is cater to him and make
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: sure all his needs were met. Here's the biggest mistake
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: you made. You made sure all of his knees was meant?
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: What about yours? Like my charge? Not one place in
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: this letter has this man done anything to you, except
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: Brad to his friends how lucky he was. I should
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: have left before I made the vows to him. Now
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: when I try to spoil him, he tells me to
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: leave him alone. He picks fights so he can sleep
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: on the couch. I haven't slept in the bed with
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: my husband in three week. I vowed to stay for
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: better or for worse. You vowed to stay for better
- 1:04:28Speaker 1: or for worse. He didn't. He didn't. You are submissive,
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: he ain't. He starts argumented arguments. You're not augmented he is.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: You're not stubborn he is. See, you became everything he wanted,
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: but you didn't require him to be nothing you want.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: And so now you left holding the bad. But we've
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: hit rock bottom? Is he worth the good submissive wife
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: like me? Or should I change my ways and start
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: acting like his equal? What where did you come from? Who?
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Who are you? Should I start acting like his equal?
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: And see what happened? What is she doing? I got
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: a little green eyed equal right now? Shut up? When
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: I ask nothing I asked her to and submissive to
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: nothing I tell her to do unless she agree with it.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: I don't know what you have. I'm so he's so fortunate.
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: But see, listen to me. Here's your problem, sister. I
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: got a great marriage. I got a great wife, were partners.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: Submissive doesn't mean to any and everything. That's where you
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: off the boat wrong. Then submissive does not mean you
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: have to be submissive to abuse. You have to be
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: submissive to loneliness, you have to be submissive to any quality,
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: and you have to be submissive to doubt. You can
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve Harvey
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: podcast on demand. Coming up at forty six minutes after
- 1:06:28Speaker 1: the hour. It's Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: it is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: you got junior? Oh? Oh, Kevin Durrant, they talked about it.
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: He's not wanting to stay in Brooklyn. He won't out
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: any I mean he went out. He going. They got
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: trade talks right now for Kevin Durant to go to Boston.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: If he go to Boston City, you don't even care
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: for You've already made that play to clear Kevin durand
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: could go to Boston. It exchanged for Jalen Brown, who
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: draft pick. Yeah, they're gonna give up Jaylen Brown and
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: then Jelly Brown and Kyrie. I don't know how this
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: is gonna work, but right now, Kevin Duran gonna work
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: with Kyrie. Nothing. I'm gonna work with Kyrie, not specially
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: Jaylen Brown. They're a little boy. Yeah, Kyle gonna talk
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: to him like he Yeah. Remember, but I don't like
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: I don't like Kevin in Boston. I don't like it either,
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: as I'm talking about Phoenix at one time. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: but when they when they signed Aiden, when they got
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: when I got DeAndre Aiden, they signed him, then the
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: deal was dead for Kevin because they ain't had the
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: more cap space. It was it was it would be
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: on the cap space for thought they could keep Aiden.
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Well that's what it happened. So that's like, yeah, if
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: you ever known anything crazy, that was we're gonna sign eight.
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: We were about Kevin the river. That was the logic.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: That was actually the logic. Also in the NFL. Man,
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: let's say shout out to my man Colin Murray. Colin
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Murray has signed his extension. That boy went and got
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: an extension for two hundred and thirty million, one hundred
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: and sixty guarantee all that little boy out there. We're
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: working Arizona. Yeah, the carterson signed this board for Yeah,
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: they ain't gonna get ready to get out to Lamar. Yeah,
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: that's all about to ask you now. Now, So now
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: what dude, Lamar that got he got coming And Lamar
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: doesn't use an agent either, Lamar does. It's right to
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: his own deal. What can we think Lamar got former
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: MVP of the NFL. Well, I think he's gonna ask
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: for that at least. Yeah. Yeah, two young black quarterbacks
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: I'm talking about out here, about to break the bank.
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: I got MVP on my on my resume. I'm not
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: signing the same thing. Color Mary sad. Okay, well you know,
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: and you can unfold your arm because that ain't high work.
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: But okay, I mean, I appreciate you being stubborn and
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: all this hire, but you know that ain't no money
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: to sneeze that though. No it's not, no, no, it's not.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: You know, he got to look at the winds too, though.
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: You know, he can't get Patrick a home money, he
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: can't get in Roger's money. He can't get that money
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: because you gotta win million. I mean, but why were
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: coming up more of the Harvey Morning Show at the
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: top of the hour right after this, you're listening to
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: morning show, well, Steven. The eighty third Grand Conclave of
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: Omega Side five was held in Queen City, Charlotte this
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: past weekend. Just having a good time. Yes, you didn't
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: make the claim, dog, I'm going out and taking on
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: them damn pictures. But you were there in spirit though,
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, Brus had a good time. Man. I
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: saw a lot of pictures, man, a lot of videos,
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: got a lot of phone calls. The greatest thing at
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: the Clay Boys, we have a brand new Grand Bosselist,
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: the brand new Grand Bosselists of Omega Scide five is
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: one of the greatest cues I've ever met in my life.
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: One of the most dedicated, hardy working, hard at working
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: bros I've ever known. Ricky Lewis from a district wail
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: rep Leader of Ta Ta But that dog gone. Ricky
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: Lewis is now the Grand Bossles, which in other words,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: would be equivalent to President of the United States. Grand
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: Bosselist who means more to me than the President of
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: the United States. So congratulates to Ricky Lewis. Congratulations to
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: the bros. Man, they had a great weekend. Man, A
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: lot of great stories came out of there. Oh I
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: would have killed myself. I wouldn't killed myself because I
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: know I'm too old. Man. I know them young boys.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: They put you in the line and they teach you
- 1:11:18Speaker 1: these new hots that that that they set out, new
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: hots that old bros don't really do. Too much turning
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: and spinning it, picking it, dropping in the floor in
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: the stir. That can't happen. Man, I'm one move. I
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: was a cute. Let's get on around this thing in
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: this circlet boys, Spice Adams is a cute, right. He
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: got a funny one on his Instagram, old bros. But
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: the day after being out all night boy holland laugh
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: and he got another one on about this this cat
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: that's running track and he gets to the finish line
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: and they was talking about he hardly looked like he
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: had a breath in it. Went up interviewing while I
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: was high. I watched the ball eight times. Fryce Adams
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: is abroad too. Just wanted to cut it up from me,
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: my little bit wrong time for the who oh we
- 1:12:11Speaker 1: just smiling. Dear hear me w up with your turn
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: blue and them all mighty brothers down the side camera.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: Oh lord, have mercy. WHI got cutton made? And to
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: George Clinton, George Clinton is finally a qute. Congratulations, Brother
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: Clinton unanimously voted in. Ah, he gonna hurt good self
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: and he's sitting down about himself his self, says the
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: cap on the show, bicking up the Anthony Anderson too, man,
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: you gotta show answer love, yeah, man, oh lord, have mercy. Shot.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: Michael Jordan was down, Oh Charlotte, Yeah that's hometown. Stephen A.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: Smith is a brow. Yeah yeah, Jordan's a brush. Shaquille
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: O'Neil's a bro. Mo Vaughn is a bro. A Lonzo
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: Morning is a bron Who got the most famous Between
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: the caps and the queue your hands down? Hands down
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: as the capital, it's way hands I'm calling about Junior
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: starting this cop five, I get right on. Name the
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: famous capital me you need okay, Capir's got Tommy and
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: the queues got me. Oh, let me think I'll tell
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: you when we coming. More of the Steve Hard Morning
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Show coming up. Oh, maga athlete. Right after this he said,
- 1:14:27Speaker 1: you ain't got no about it? Is that it? You're
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Hard Morning Show. All right, there
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: was no Mega millions winner declared on Friday. So now
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: the Mega million lottery jackpot is up, up, up even more.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: It is over seven hundred and ninety million dollars, I said,
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: seven hundred million dollars. Yeah, tonight is the next drawing.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: Lottery officials suggest that you make a copy of your
- 1:14:59Speaker 1: lottery tick, get a lawyer and a financial advisor if
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: you win tonight's astounding Jack Pott. Okay, I got a question.
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: You gotta get a home. Sure, you gotta get a
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: financial gotta get a copy of your ticket. All right,
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: take a copy of your lottery ticket, get a lawyer,
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: and then get yourself a financial advisor. I think that's
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: great advice. So here's my question. Over seven hundred ninety
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: over seven ninety you win, do you break off friends,
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: co workers? Family? How you do it? Yeah? Yeah, you
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: believe you leave? I fall off. There be no context.
- 1:15:40Speaker 1: I'm get a new cell phone and everything. You and
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: you got to call me and ask me. There'll be
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: no way to reach it. Unplug all this social media.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a fake I g page. Tommy already
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: said he's faking his death everything, which is copy lawyers.
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: And all right, if I get if I was to
- 1:16:02Speaker 1: get that ticket, I'm hiring me a couple of security.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: I ain't gonna tell him what it's for, and I'm
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: gonna tell him where we're going. And I'm going right
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: down that to the commission and as soon as they're over, yeah,
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: we'll back. I'll tell you, well, all right, we'll be
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening, all right, So see
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: before we left, you were telling us what you would
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: do if you won the over seven hundred and ninety
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: million dollars that's in the mega millions. For tonight, I'll
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: probably discovered my house that I had a ticket. I'll
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: be looking at the ticket. I immediately get on the
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: phone and call for Most Kids first thing in the morning.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: I need a caravan surrounding my car to take me downtown,
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: and I won't tell them. To the last minute lottery commission,
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk in. I'm gonna get this ticket certified
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: and be declared the winner. As soon as I do that,
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: I want that. I don't need nothing now because I
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: don't have a check yet, I'm gonna ride back home.
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell Marge first what you're not gonna tell
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: her before you go to No. No, I don't want
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: nobody knowing nothing. Yeah, why are you telling her? Period? Shot?
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: I'm telling you, wife, I just count then go ahead,
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: taught me. How would you handle it? Let's hit this?
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: Just be better. I'm with you on moticate on it.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: I got all that. Now when I get out that
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: caught him, I'm getting that butt naked on walking into
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: that lottery place taking a picture with that big check
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: ass naked right there on the screen. Why because I
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: want everybody to get the kissing right at that part.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: And then right there my wife and kids gonna see
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: me on TV, and that is the last time they're
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: gonna see their hubbing in their daddy. Right there. That
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: is it. That is your g father. I'm a great father,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: and I think I have been a great father. But
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: twenty some years, if you didn't get all the twenties,
- 1:18:12Speaker 1: something mean, I apologize. I saw my youngest is right now.
- 1:18:17Speaker 1: He got eleven years of that. He got that. My
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: daughter seventeen from to be eighteen, he got eighteen. They
- 1:18:23Speaker 1: got enough time to get on your arm. They got enough.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: You gotta know. I'm gonna leave y'all some change and
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: gone many y'all and y'all, mama gone somewhere. How much
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: you're gonna leave him, Tommy, how much money I'm gonna
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: give him? By ten a piece on? That's it, C,
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: C and CC right there call it. You wanted them
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: child supported Mama's that's what you wanted. I'm staying half
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: because you know that's your wife. Your family's got to
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: take care to get that half. If you were divorced
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: sheet half. They ain't rode half. They ain't wrote half.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: No jokes, they ain't wrote then half nothing, no, no,
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: damn radio that what half they didn't done? Oh wow,
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: So this is really bad. This is what And Steve,
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: you question half too. This is really bad. It's bad.
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: If they want some mold, this is really we gotta go.
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: All right, I'm really sad. We'll be back with more
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: is time now for Steve Harvey's closing remarks. Before we
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: get to that, Steve today is national aunt an uncle day.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: Huh poor Happy National Uncle Day. That's right, nephew, Steve,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: uncle Dave Man. Uh. Let me tell everybody out there
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: this listen. Is it bothering me? I hear people you
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: know they be on part podcast. Oh, I hear people
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: call in uncle, uncle. This is not your damn uncle.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: It's not. It's not just bother you bother me because
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: your ragged ass uncle ain't doing nothing, so you won't
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: man that bothers me. But see everyone's uncle stick Tommy, celebrities,
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: celebrities call them and and them and them too. What
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: a ragged ass huncles. I don't care, not about them
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: being no celebrities. I don't, but I'm highly un and uncle.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: What is your uncle when you go to your reunion?
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: Why you ain't talking about him? Quick? Leave mine alone?
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: I mean, he's everybody's favorite uncle. He might be everybody's
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: favorite uh celebrity or something like that, but he not
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: your uncle. That apply to me too. Is you try
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: your damn righty dude? You started, Yes, you you're gonna
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: you were your uncle that you got some of your family.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: Hey man, you right right, that's why? Right? Well, let
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: me ask you question. Do you have a question for
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: me about something, Tommy, Well, I think, yeah, go ahead.
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: You're glad to no Noland because you got you got
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: your question for you did have a question. What was
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: my question? I forgot to call for your uncle. You
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: don't remember what your question? Day? Your Well? I think
- 1:21:41Speaker 1: what about this? I think that your uncle should share
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: some knowledge about success jewels for all the nieces and nephews.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: I think, listen, because he's everybody's favorite uncle. Sorry, Tommy,
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: do you mind, Tommy if he sharing we've shared for
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: this little but this little segment. But but that ain't
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: your damn ancle though. Yeah, he gone on, get him something,
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: some knowledge with hit goes, some knowledge from the nephew.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: Get your damn uncle to doing something. He's feel territorial.
- 1:22:16Speaker 1: Your uncles and aunties. Ain't none of y'all doing a
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: damn thing nothing, Toms music, Man, I wish please, oh,
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: I wish I had somebody when I was coming up, man,
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: that I could have asked these three million questions that
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: I had, you know, about success and about wanting something
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: that wasn't regular, because I wanted something that wasn't normal, right,
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: and what I aspired to was not normal, and I
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: had nobody could have asked no questions of man because
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: everybody out And I even stopped presenting my idea to
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: people because he kept shooting it down. Yeah, so I
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: kind of wish I had And I look back on
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: the man that was the thing that's missing that. God
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: supplied me a lot of other things to replace, mentors
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: and stuff like that. He put a lot of you know,
- 1:23:12Speaker 1: because it's really funny. Have you have you seen that
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: thing where somebody said they was praying to God for
- 1:23:20Speaker 1: certain things and he didn't give them anything he asked for,
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: but he gave them everything they needed. Have you ever
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: seen that? You know, it's here, It is right here,
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: I just found it, says this is all he this
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: is this man that was talking about God right and
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: he said. I asked for strength, and God gave me
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: difficulties to make me strong. I asked for wisdom and
- 1:23:53Speaker 1: God gave me problems to solve. I asked for prosperity
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: and God gave men brain and braun to work. I
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: asked for courage and God gave me danger to overcome.
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: I asked for love and God gave me troubled people
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: to help. I asked for favors and God gave me opportunity.
- 1:24:27Speaker 1: I received nothing I wanted. I received everything. I need
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: a trust in God. And that's that's really what I
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: found out about my life because I was sitting up
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: for him. Why God, I didn't have nobody to teach
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: me or answer the questions he said, I didn't. I
- 1:24:48Speaker 1: didn't create you to be that. I'm gonna teach it
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: to you myself, and you're gonna learn all the lessons
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: through mishaps, hardship's failures, troubled situations, opportunity, these and everything.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: And so when I ask God for favor, I also
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: have to realize all the opportunities that's in front of
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: me because my life is filled with favor. So when
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: I ask God for courage all the time, he always
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: presents danger for me to overcome. It's crazy, man, Yeah
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: ways are not our way, Steve, You're right, But the
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: big one I used to ask so with strength. So
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: he gave me a whole bunch of difficulties to make
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: me strong. And I show appreciate him too, because his
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: ways ain't our ways. Was his ways to show the
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: best way. I never had that one mentor, but boy,
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: he showed tarder to me. God been with me the
- 1:25:45Speaker 1: whole time. Thank you Lord. Those are my closing remarks.
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: That I wasn't intending to be closing remarks, but that
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: it was. He works in mysterious ways. Just gotta let
- 1:25:55Speaker 1: him use you. Hey, y'all, talk to God. He'd love
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: to hear from you. Okay, Thank you Merchel. For all
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