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Right or Wrong, Middle Aged Men Truth Be Told, Sick Food and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit giving them like the million
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  Speaker 1: bus things and its true good Steve listening together for stuy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't joy. You gotta use that turn you. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn the turnout. Turn got to turn out the
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  Speaker 1: turnout to turn the water to the water. Got me
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  Speaker 1: come come on your baby now. Uh huh, I show
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  Speaker 1: will a good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now. One and all is Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Man got a radio show. Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show because God in the blessing business. Yeah, that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a recipient. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 1: because God is in the show you favor business. He
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  Speaker 1: showed me some favor. Steve Harvey got a radio show
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  Speaker 1: because God is in the forgiving business. God and forgave
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  Speaker 1: me thousands and thousands of times, you know. And I
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  Speaker 1: say that as a big number like that, because it's
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  Speaker 1: probably true. God is a forgiving God. That's how I
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  Speaker 1: exist today, and that's how you exist today. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the things I want to remind you about even
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  Speaker 1: in existing today, you know, Joel Oldstein had a has
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  Speaker 1: a book out called It's Your Time. I love this book.
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  Speaker 1: It's called It's Your Time. And that's kind of what
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  Speaker 1: I want to touch you on today. And I want
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  Speaker 1: to remind you all that it's still your time. See,
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  Speaker 1: you know there's look, you know, they've got unsuccessful people
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  Speaker 1: have created a lot of sayings to justify our failures
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  Speaker 1: as people. Well, my ship has passed. That that was
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  Speaker 1: created by a person who did not quite make their
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  Speaker 1: goal in the amount of time that they had set for.
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  Speaker 1: So to justify it, here comes this great, seemingly very
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  Speaker 1: clever saying, and a lot of us are depth, Well,
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  Speaker 1: my ship has passed, so we adopt that. Here's another one. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it just wasn't meant to be. That sounds good,
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  Speaker 1: don't it, Because they mix it up with a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of faith based in it. I guessed it wasn't. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's another one. I guess if God wanted it for me,
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  Speaker 1: i'd have it. Are you serious? Man? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: You're actually gonna use that one to to to justify
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  Speaker 1: where you are in life? Man? That's that's so, that's
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  Speaker 1: so not the case. I want to remind everybody today
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  Speaker 1: that it's still your time. That you know your ship
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  Speaker 1: hasn't sailed, you didn't miss all of your opportunities. There's others.
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  Speaker 1: It's still your time. You know you still got a chance,
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  Speaker 1: You still have a shot. Here's a good one. You
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  Speaker 1: still have hope, you do all of you. As long
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  Speaker 1: as God is who he is, there's always hope for you.
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  Speaker 1: You can never lose sight of that. You can never
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  Speaker 1: let the devil win that battle that there is no
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  Speaker 1: hope for you and cause you to do something that's unthinkable.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna cash in the chips. I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: my life. I'm gonna commit suicide. No, no, no, wait
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  Speaker 1: a second, Wait a second, Are you for real? That's
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  Speaker 1: not God talking to you. That's something wrong and it's
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  Speaker 1: not coming from him. It's still your time. You still
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  Speaker 1: got a chance. There's always hope. But listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.
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  Speaker 1: So many people are not getting the full benefit of
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  Speaker 1: their life, and so many people are not getting all
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  Speaker 1: the blessings that God has for because you keep waiting
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  Speaker 1: on the perfect time. Man, how many times have I
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  Speaker 1: heard people come to me and say, hey, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just waiting on everything to line up, right, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the perfect time to get He can't tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. If I were waiting on the perfect time,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be hardly any of the things that I've become.
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  Speaker 1: And one of my greatest blessings was marrying Marjorie. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even have married Marjorie if I was waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time, because I had gone through what I
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  Speaker 1: thought was enough misery to cover my entire lifetime. And
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  Speaker 1: so when I was first divorced, I just said, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be five six years before I do this again.
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  Speaker 1: I said it. Two years later I was married. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what, man, it wasn't the perfect time. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have my ducks, all my ducks lined up in a row.
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  Speaker 1: It was still some things I needed to clean up.
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  Speaker 1: I even told her, it's some things I want to
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  Speaker 1: clean up out of my life. Before you know it's
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  Speaker 1: it's I want I want to make sure I got
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  Speaker 1: all the stars are lined up, you know I want
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  Speaker 1: to I want to wait until all the ducks are
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  Speaker 1: in a row. I was waiting on the perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: If I had not stopped and Marjorie and I had
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  Speaker 1: set out and said to each other there will be
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  Speaker 1: no perfect time, and then she said, I'll go through
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  Speaker 1: with you whatever you're going through. That was it. I
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  Speaker 1: took a chance. The ducks were not lined up in
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  Speaker 1: a row. Had a lot of baggage in my life, man,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to try to clear up. I want to
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  Speaker 1: do some things financially different. I wanted to just get
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  Speaker 1: rid of some residue I had in my life. She said, no,
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  Speaker 1: we'll do it together, because they ain't no perfect time.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what it wasn't. So if you're out there
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the perfect time to do something, it may
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  Speaker 1: not come. There is no such thing as waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time. I've said this a hundred times, and
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  Speaker 1: here comes one on one. The road to success is
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  Speaker 1: always under construction. You ain't gonna go out there and
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  Speaker 1: there ain't no barrels on the road. You're not going
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  Speaker 1: out there and not running to deep to a sign.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going out there without seeing the men working
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  Speaker 1: signed to get off. You're not going out there to
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  Speaker 1: see it. So guess what. Stop waiting on the stars.
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  Speaker 1: I got, man, this is a perfect time to do it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: If you're waiting on the perfect time. That could be
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  Speaker 1: one of your biggest problems. You're still waiting. You have
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  Speaker 1: got to move and you've got to move on it,
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  Speaker 1: and you've got to make a decision to go now.
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  Speaker 1: God will get you through everything necessary for you to
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  Speaker 1: get through. But you can't quit though. See it is
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  Speaker 1: as apart. You can't quit just because the road you're
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  Speaker 1: own is under construction. You can't get off at the
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  Speaker 1: exit because you're tired of all the bumper to bumper traffic.
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  Speaker 1: It's that way. Get you some God, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: get you some God, and go on and go see
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  Speaker 1: what your life can be like. So stop waiting on
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  Speaker 1: the perfect time, stop waiting on the stars to align themselves.
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  Speaker 1: You got to move and you got to move on it.
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  Speaker 1: Get you some God, apply some faith and get started.
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  Speaker 1: And remember when you get out there, coming towards your goal,
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  Speaker 1: the road to construct, the road to success is always
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  Speaker 1: under construction. If it was easy, everybody would be it.
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  Speaker 1: Stop expecting it to be easy. Come on out here,
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  Speaker 1: get up in this thing. It's funky out here. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I got all that. It's hard out here, yeah I
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  Speaker 1: got all that. But what you wanna do? Man? What
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  Speaker 1: you wanna do, You're gonna push your chips up to
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  Speaker 1: the window. It ain't time for that. You still got time,
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  Speaker 1: you still got a chance. There's always hope, There's always God.
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  Speaker 1: That's my conversation today. You're listening to show. Ladies, boys, gentlemen, women.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What we're about
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  Speaker 1: to do today, I like that lead that day. What
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  Speaker 1: we're about to do today is let the ignorance begin.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Shirley, Good morning, Steve. Hello caller, Good morning sir.
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  Speaker 1: How are you wonderful? Junior? Morning uc and the ignorant one,
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  Speaker 1: the fool nephew toming top top top, top of the
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  Speaker 1: morning lookers, damn man. So what's happening today, y'all? What's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Anything I can just you know, y'all, only
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  Speaker 1: thing from me today? You need anything from me today?
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  Speaker 1: Today is called I'm here you just here. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: for you for oh wow, all of you, anybody callers.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. This is Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: here day. I am here today. Anything you want, I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what it is. No holes barred, no limits,
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  Speaker 1: no limits, you go first, Tommy. I'm taking requests don't
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  Speaker 1: ask me for no damn. Okay, move back down on
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  Speaker 1: my listing. Ok yeah, you got first mommy money. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got my apartment straight in la uh huh Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I need a vehicle. You got the rolls that you
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  Speaker 1: ain't really use it? So do you think it's possible
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  Speaker 1: that I can use that till I get on my feet? Well,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this right here? Is there a
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  Speaker 1: reason why you won't ship your roles from where it
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  Speaker 1: is part called? So didn't it be sitting and doing nothing?
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  Speaker 1: And why don't you ship it out here? Or it
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  Speaker 1: can keep earning this key because you owe on yours
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  Speaker 1: what they got to do if it is paid off enough.
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  Speaker 1: If you owe on yours, then your care need to
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  Speaker 1: be out here doing some duty. You are changing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: tie rotating, tune ups and gass and he needs to
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  Speaker 1: earn his key. So what I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: do time is be sending your money into these people
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  Speaker 1: and your card just over that ship. He need to
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  Speaker 1: go to work. Man, See how healthful I am to
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  Speaker 1: take We're not called I mean called calling and Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Did not that make
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  Speaker 1: perfectly good sense to me? Yeah, wasn't it kind? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It was? And I applaud you for that. Ser And Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be kind all day. Whoa, I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying, not gonna be mean about it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be kind. Okay, big button, Okay, big lip,
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. It's no problem kind, no matter. Anybody with
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  Speaker 1: bull guys, another person, big, I accept that this. Dave begin,
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  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, drum roll, please, Charlie, don't
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  Speaker 1: get this well, Steve. I like how Steve introduced Steve
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  Speaker 1: with me or laughing at me and on the good ones.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you. You be the judge. Let's go right
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  Speaker 1: a wrong, right, Come on, Steve, Come on, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: ready here. You can't stay this. Tell this go ahead, man,
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  Speaker 1: Tell Junior that you don't know when sour cream has
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  Speaker 1: gone bad because it's already sou You just gotta hope.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta good one. Tell him dog Tommy, huhm me,
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  Speaker 1: sour cream goes bad when this star tasted sweet? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: because see when I'm not gonna sit up here shell
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  Speaker 1: and just had him do me. He gotta right do
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  Speaker 1: your back. I love it. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: y'all yeah, right around Stevens right, okay, trying to say
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  Speaker 1: quiet Junior in South Queen, do not go sweet so
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  Speaker 1: our queen cream I can't say South creamy boys, shut up?
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  Speaker 1: Do your next when you lost? Okay, a fly without wings,
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  Speaker 1: he is a walk you know. You see what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really you know, you really ought to be with
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  Speaker 1: me on that. I'm like, without queens walk think about it, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sick of he. I'm so sick of he
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  Speaker 1: walks walking by him. You know what I'm saying. Problem though,
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  Speaker 1: walk Nobody know what that is. That's really problem the
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  Speaker 1: queens and he ain't got no queens here. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I'm just being as real as I can't. Look if
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  Speaker 1: they ain't got no way fly timing. But he walked in.
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  Speaker 1: He's not. He ain't flying. What you walking? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Let me see? Okay, one for Junior, Yeah, Junior, get that.
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  Speaker 1: Because the tiger with no legs, it's still a tiger.
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  Speaker 1: Still gonna go over there, and tell him he ain't
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  Speaker 1: ye go there, Andy, see I'll pitched off here about
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  Speaker 1: sitting up there with no legs with you. I'm with you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Now he got he got a little upset by this, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I tell him, I say, the eighteen hour bra has
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  Speaker 1: a matching eighteen hour panis to go quit it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a set right there. Ain't the way they're gonna sell
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  Speaker 1: the top for eighteen hours and leader bottom out. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's a set. It's an eighteen
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  Speaker 1: They have eighteen hours bras and eighteen hour panis. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm in the nineteen out, but
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a set. You know, keept Tim, they
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  Speaker 1: burned up, gave me his game. Yeah, they don't mean
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  Speaker 1: come on, because you can wear them all day. But
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  Speaker 1: the okay, Steve, you made your you know, you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what the step when I get through with d
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  Speaker 1: drowns out the day these things right here halfsh Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I put mine in a hefty bag, tied nodding, get
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  Speaker 1: through and then the made they just throw the whole
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  Speaker 1: trash bag and wash don't even open. Yeah, what's some
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  Speaker 1: business in there? Yeah? You were so ignorant. Do I
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  Speaker 1: get that? I would call him? Yeah? All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I told if a deer don't cross the street by
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  Speaker 1: the sign, the deal's gonna get in trouble. What right,
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  Speaker 1: dear crossing cross? Yeah, you got to come by the signe.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be further down the street doing that. He
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  Speaker 1: can ask you a question. We're gonna walk up to
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  Speaker 1: the deal to tell him even better than the deal,
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  Speaker 1: even though that's a picture of him. You think the
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  Speaker 1: gonna stay here and take your ticket? Yeah, yeah, do
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  Speaker 1: a deal? Put the ticket. Yeah, I ain't where you
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  Speaker 1: put your ticket that you throw it out. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: if you mad enough. It don't matter about where you
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  Speaker 1: put your ticket. You're gonna get a ticket if you
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  Speaker 1: don't cross by the side. And can't he see the
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  Speaker 1: sign if he blinded by the headlights. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Tommy, come on, all right, Tommy, you got
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  Speaker 1: that one too. That's too can't get that he didn't
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  Speaker 1: get that one from me? I got sary. This is
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  Speaker 1: your here go your favorite sary. This wanting to be
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  Speaker 1: your favorite other day. I'm ready to haulan let's go.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to be the favorite one other day.
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  Speaker 1: Tell ignorant. Behind you got a person who is crossside
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  Speaker 1: better at crossword puzzles than anybody else. Baby, my favorite
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  Speaker 1: one more time, person who is cross side is better
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  Speaker 1: at cross word poses than anybody. Ye, you've been over
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  Speaker 1: that for two hours, worn on that one word, and
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  Speaker 1: they walk over and say living down is simple, guy,
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  Speaker 1: walk over the nail. That's my closing. That was my closing. Carson,
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  Speaker 1: who is crossside is better at cross better at crossword
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  Speaker 1: puzzles than anybody you're listening to show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss Anna's standing by with
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  Speaker 1: today's national news. But right now the nephew is here
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back. What do you have for
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  Speaker 1: his neff? Freedom papers? What wait a minute, freedom papers.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do it, You just don't do it. In February
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  Speaker 1: this is history, that best time to run freedom paper,
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  Speaker 1: freedom papers. Now it's not. This is to be absolute
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  Speaker 1: worst time when we run up on y'all. You need
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  Speaker 1: to have your papers, okay, get these papers. When I
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  Speaker 1: see you need to have your freedom papers. Okay, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be don't be caught without them. Let's go freedom papers. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Domingo. Yeah, this I'm speaking
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  Speaker 1: Hi Domingo. My name is Scott. I'm calling from FPI.
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  Speaker 1: Wanted to give you a call about actually, uh using
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  Speaker 1: our services. If I think you'll actually like it, the
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  Speaker 1: FPI would definitely like to get you on board. What
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  Speaker 1: is it FPI is Freedom Papers Incorporated. Freedom Papers Incorporated.
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  Speaker 1: What we do is we actually make sure you get
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  Speaker 1: freedom papers and you can purchase them from US. And
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  Speaker 1: what I can do is I can get you freedom
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  Speaker 1: papers for you and every individual at your home for
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  Speaker 1: roughly eight hundred bucks or under. What if freedom papers? Well, actually,
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  Speaker 1: what this is? You know? I mean are you are
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  Speaker 1: you familiar with like, um say, if you are an
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  Speaker 1: alien from another country and you need a you need
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  Speaker 1: a green card to be here? Are you familiar with that? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So what what goes on with Freedom Papers Incorporated is
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  Speaker 1: when you sign and get freedom papers from US. What
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  Speaker 1: it does it's, uh, people who are African Americans our
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  Speaker 1: papers let them know that you're actually a free person
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  Speaker 1: in this country. Oh oh oh I've been free. I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no favor? Well I'm free? Well you you you
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  Speaker 1: may be, but you have to actually show paperwork for
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  Speaker 1: that when when did they started? Sir? This is all
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  Speaker 1: over the news. You have to have freedom papers within
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  Speaker 1: the next six months. Every African American person, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to have freedom papers and have them on on
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  Speaker 1: the you know. Uh, It's it's like keeping on a
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  Speaker 1: driver's license or a checkbook or something. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to have your freedom papers on you. That's some, that's them,
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  Speaker 1: that's some. I'm free. I'm not about to pay no
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  Speaker 1: money when I'm already free, Okay, but you're gonna be sure.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna need paperwork to show your freedom and you don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have any freedom papers at this point right now? No,
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  Speaker 1: because I don't need freedom I'm free, Sir. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think you quite understand. Do you understand that you could
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  Speaker 1: possibly if you're caught without your freedom papers, you could
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  Speaker 1: be taken into captive and actually have to work for
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  Speaker 1: so many years in order and then later on you
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  Speaker 1: might get your freedom. But right now, right here, if
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  Speaker 1: you buy freedom papers from me, I can I can
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  Speaker 1: fix it where you don't go through that. You could
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  Speaker 1: actually get separated from your family. Sir. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to buy where they gonna send me to where they
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  Speaker 1: gonna deport me to after I ain't never been there. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to Africa. You could be actually here
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  Speaker 1: in the United the States, working on a particular farm
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  Speaker 1: of with a lot of people who don't have their papers.
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  Speaker 1: If you haven't gotten this news, I do apologize, But
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  Speaker 1: within the next six months, you're going to need freedom
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  Speaker 1: papers to you anyway, sir. Like I said before, I'm
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Scott with FBI. No FPI thirds FPI's freedom papers incorporate.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give what it is. I'm not about to
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  Speaker 1: pay no money to be free, sir. You have to
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  Speaker 1: have paperwork on you to show that you are a
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  Speaker 1: free citizen of the United States. Hold how you get
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: my number anyway? Sir? We have a list of numbers
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: of people that we don't think have their freedom papers,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: and your name actually popped up here in our database.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: So you men nine pop up on the okay, sir,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to give my number, sir. We have a
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: database here of people who we don't think their freedom papers.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Your name is actually here. After talking to it, seems
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: like you don't have your freedom papers and we want
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: to make sure you get them. We're letting you know
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: it's two hundred dollars per person to get these actual paper.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: So you're telling me you got the base and you
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: just call them black people all around the punches. Well, no, sir,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: what we're doing is we're calling African Americans and let them,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: letting them know that they can actually buy freedom papers
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  Speaker 1: from us, so they don't have to be if they're
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: if they're if they ever get captured, then what can
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: happen is is that they can show their papers and
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: not have to deal with the problems that we already free.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have a whole bunch of runaway because we
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: ain't paying. I'm not fan they might, but I'm not fan. Sure.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to have your freedom papers on you
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  Speaker 1: at all times. That's gonna be the law within the
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  Speaker 1: next six months. So what I'm trying to end sell
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: you freedom papers so you'll understand that you have everything
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: that you need. You have your driver's license, you have
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: your freedom papers, and whatever else did you carry on
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you you had must be out your mom calling me
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: on my phone this Sunday's wrong with you? Freedom papers?
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I ain't getting you? Who are you? I'm Scott, sir.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to associate here at FPI. I ain't heard
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: about that. It's yeah, you just want to check from
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: me thinking about seeing you some damn money y'all. Kiss sir, sir,
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I understand you. But what you gonna understand is within
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: the next six months you're gonna need these papers. Well,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: they're gonna have to catch my I ain tams Okay, sir,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: don't you don't you want to be free? I am free.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I buy from you. Kiss money, sir. You're gonna have
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: to pay for these papers one way or the other. Okay,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I gave you a call. I trying
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  Speaker 1: to be nice to you. I'm letting you know now
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to pay for your freedom. I'm not, sir.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Everyone will be captured if they do not have freedom papers.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You tell you right now, catch me, sir. Sir. You're
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: going to get captured when you least expected. Sir, You're
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: going to get captured when you least expected. I'm gonna
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: be you tim to contain. Y'all. Donna have to catch
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: me because I ain't paying. I didn't look at up
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: on the computer right now, I can't find it. Scam
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: trying to get my money in. Are you on the computer? Yeah? Okay?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you one more thing? Can I can
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I get you to google something else? Put in? Put
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: in n E P H E W all right, t
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: O M M Y one song if you call me.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: This is nephew timmy man for the Steve Harvey Morning
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: until your wife Mariffa got me to frank phone. Call
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: you man, y'all happy? I'm about to say, is free already?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Are you about to get play? As long as you
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: all right? Man? I I gotta ask you one more
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: thing though. What is the baddest and I mean the
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the lane? The Steve Harpy Morning
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: the Show and nesting count that Freedom papers? H okay? Anybody? No, No,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not being sure to call you need the papers?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: You got the papers? I hope somebody asked me for nobody,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and I hope they asked me for when I when
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody looking? Yeah? Because you know what I'm saying,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: because I want to do something to him, straight to
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the throat. Want somebody, Hey, all right, coming up at
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, We'll have some entertainment and
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: national news for you right after this. You're listening to show.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Our doctors are finding that the number of middle age,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: middle aged men who injure themselves while having sex is
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: on the rise. Guys, okay, and they say adventurous sex
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: is to blame for the spike. I just heard myself
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: the night, Oh did, Steve? I'm sorry, you're part of
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the statistic. My right leg be cramping all the time.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: When I hit a lock up pretty bad, I had
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: to strand it out. Yeah, and you all comfortable with
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: sharing that information. I had so much baby all on
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: my hand. I was getting out the bed and had
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: my hand on the edge of the nicety they slipped
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: off out to them to bust my whole j'all feel
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: like myself, I thought, ticing it with a cross. Yeah,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: most of the injuries are occurring in the showers, Steve.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: That includes oh no, no, no, no, no, that ain't
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: what they have. Man. One time, like a couple of
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, I was coming out the bedroom fast, coming
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: out the bathroom real fast, and I dove on the bed,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: but we had satin sheet and shot my ass straight,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: took out the side slam dead into that day. Well,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: had too much speed, too much to trying to make
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a glorious and maybe y'all come right across that sheet.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It's hard to fall in against the wall when you neck.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: It's always a performance, man, Huh, you gotta perform hunt.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: And then one time across the ball, walking across the
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: bottom of the footboard, you know, trying to do like
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I was a balance being, because sometimes I do like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: individual performances. Before I started, I was walking across the
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: bottom of the football like a balance beam on my foot.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I slipped off like I was on damn balance me well,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: almost almost ruining my life. Yeah, that's where these stats
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: is coming from. Wow. Well, anyway, we don't worry about
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: that story. And then the other and the other time
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I was, I was diving off the doknob, which is
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: like one of my specialties. Yeah, on the doknob, dive
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: off the doknob, and I come off in the swan
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: dive and I bust that into a jack knife, and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I messed around and had locked the dough but I
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: had been on my hand when I locked it dough
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: and got up on top of that doughknob with my
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: right foot and tried to push off, and it slipped
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: and I never made it to the bad injury. Right there,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I fell in knocking face over a cup of chests,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: over you bleeding. It wasn't bad, you know, just a
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: little a couple of scars. You know this pass when
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: I tore all the drapes down in the bed room,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I had put a baby all on both of us,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: and we was up against the wall and we started
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: sliding and I tried to stop to fall and grab
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: the drapes, but we kept falling. Yeah, so I tore
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: down two sections of drapes. Window treatments are ruined. So
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: you're never in pain or anything so much so that
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: you can't you know that you have to cancel the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: night or anything. Huh. You know, you know sometimes I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: had to get you know, glass and scotch, you something
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: to get getting. Yeah, gotta be willing to try to shirt. Okay,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: But I didn't know all this about Steve that Yeah
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: a lot doesn't it got a lot of yeah, yeah,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: a lot of baby all over them. I ain't out
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the bad after one time foot slipped on that snick
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  Speaker 1: ass tile flow and I told so much stuff down
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: off of that vanity. Yes, everything was in a stuff
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Are you be falling? You trying to Coater, I gonna
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: do that. I told a hot and cold Fawcett right
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: after all, Right, Steve, let's get to the news, ladies
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. Miss Anne trip I was interested in the
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: story anyway. Good morning, everybody. This is entered put the
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: news not interesting but scary. The Deep South continues to
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: experience completely unusual weather, including thunder, sleet, snow, ice, and
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: single digit temperatures. Needless to say, Governor Greg Abbotsa's conditions
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: are scary. There are more than one thousand roadway segments
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: that have snow or ice on them, and add to that,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: about a million residents now without power as far as
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: down as Houston, some one hundred and fifty million under
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: winter storm warnings in twenty five states. Oklahoma pretty bad
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: as well. At least four deaths are blamed on the
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: storm so far. Despite Senator acquittal, Donald Trump, private citizens
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: and legal wo was just beginning. The Manhattan District Attorney
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: in New York has been fighting all the way to
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Supreme Court to gain access to his tax returns with
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the possibility of bank fraud, insurance FUD, or tax fud
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: or all three. In addition, authorities in Georgia investigating Trump's
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: phone call to the Secretary of State demanding that he
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: find a specific number of extra votes to make him
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: and not Joe Biden the winner and the peach state.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: In Congress, there's a bipartisan effort now to set up
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: a nine to eleven style commission to look into the
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: January sixth insurrection. The Senate has already scheduled hearings on
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: this before the month is out. A depocketed GOP donor
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: donated two and a half million dollars to a right
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: wing group that was promising to get proof that the
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: election was stolen, but it didn't, so now North Carolina
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Fintancy of Fred Eshelman wants his money back. The group
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: is called True the Vote was reportedly just one of
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: several so called election integrity litigation groups. Eschelman claims that
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: they diverted most of his money to people or businesses
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: connected to the Goose president, a woman named Katherine Engelbrett.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: According to an article we published in the Journal for Pediatrics,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: white police officers do not recognize the youthfulness in black
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: children's faces, judging them to be much older than they
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: are more of a threat, and treating them Accordingly, the
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: study concludes that the rough treatment that black youngsters suffer
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: at the hands of police leaves and would lasting trauma.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Uninsured Americans have another chance to sign onto Obamacare. President
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Biden signed an executive order last month reopening healthcare dot
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: gov that's going to be opened until May fifteenth. Hundreds
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: of people travel to Harlem, New York yesterday from as
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: far away as Los Angeles to pay their respects to
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the late Great Sicily Tyson as she lay in state.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Tyson died last month at age ninety six, and finally
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: looks like guerrilla glue lady. She wants to stick around
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: for the right price, anyway to seeka brown. The Louisiana
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: woman who accidentally glued her head on her scalp has
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: reportedly come out with a line of T shirts and
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: other clothing eyes with her face plastid hairline on them,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: and according to TMZ, she's already made a small fortune.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Dollar is what I need here here, So I'm get
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: some T shirts in my plastered hair. Back to Steve
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show, all right, here
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: we go with something funny. Come on, junior, truth be told. Yeah,
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this. For some churches that's out here
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: of that need to have testimony time really cut out truth.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: They told if your church don't have internet, you don't
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: need to be having testimonies because the testimonies are getting
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: too long. They need a screener. Yeah, that needs somebody
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: to sit down. Let me hear your testimony and we
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: will decide when you get to see it in front
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of everybody. Because you got people who pour up there
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: want to test You can tell the ones who testimon
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: not gonna be good because they're too anxious to get
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the money. They head shake it it lad should and jumping.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: They jumping up like they got a game or something
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: like they got a warm up bone. And then they
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: get up there and the testimimony. I want to speak
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: to the Lord about my top. This toe had been
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: hurting me. We don't really need them no more. I'm
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: just asking, can we get some spreeners. But we have
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us got
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: stuff to do. Now we're sitting to be holding up
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: in church because you're talking about your toe or how
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: good comebody got the one time no last shut and testified.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I've been praying for Israel, And I'm saying to myself,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you ain't never been the Isay. Why to handed you
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: up there prayer? How you getting how the Lord talk
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: to you about Israel? Where you getting that from? I
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: just want to go to gaming zone. I don't want
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to just sit it here no more. And here your
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: testimonies that ain't by nothing. You ain't got a amen.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: You ain't gotta go ahead let him use You. Ain't
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: nobody saying nothing. You shut down three hundred eighty five
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: people by yourself, You shut down an entire church pastor.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Ain't saying nothing. We don't need no need. We need
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: a testimony. Mike Snatches. I'm signing up because if I
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: don't like it, I'm coming up there. You know Polo
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: got the saying, Man, I just need to help testimonial,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Mike Snatch. That's all I'm saying. All. I'm just saying,
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: I just want to get to that out there. How
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: long is this gonna go on? Huh? Well, we keep
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: act like it ain't. We didn't took up this offer.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: We've been here since six talking games on the game
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: is on. You ain't getting nobody say go ahead, there
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: you go, Amen, you can't get nobody agree with you.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Your testimony is not not anything. I'm just saying, why
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: you get to talk at that long man? We need
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a testimony of Mike Snash. I'm telling you, if they
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: start they testimony off with you knows right that they testimony,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: you know. All right, we'll be back with more of
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening show.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, please, it's time for comedy Roulette. Set
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: it up for us quickly, please, very simple, very simple,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: very simple. Since we have four comedians on the show,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: or very great outstanding comedians who can go out by
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: themselves make money, do stand up in front of a
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: live audience and kill it, kill the game, because that's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: what they kill it. Kill commedians too, okay, subject, we
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: got folk commedian folk great coming, I said, we got
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: folk commedian too great. Well, I plan on being great
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: back then in the back. Shut your hands up, James
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: fighting that one joke. They couldn't wait this night you're
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: working on. You ain't great year j Yeah, all right, guys,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: let's go come on, come on, all right, uh you ready,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Here's a list of what's happened to me he say,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: I know, tell me they say anything the rock you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and you holler. He's just gonna be where it ain't
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: with a day. Let's take you out. Here we go.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Number one, that's what Tommy did. Number one things people
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: say when they are overdoing it at a funeral. Okay.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Number two. Things Christian people say when they slip up
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and curse. All right. Number three? Number three, Yeah, things
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you say when you don't get a Valentine's gift or
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Valentine's coming up. And number four things you say when
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: your card is declined in a store. Oh, I've had
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: that happened before. All right, let's spend a cat. Let's
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: gun it spun it. Come on, give me a credit card,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Give me a credit card? First? Are you like? The
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: first four? Stopped? The number three guys, things you say
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: when you don't get a Valentine's gift? Boom, let's go Jay, Okay,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: here we go. He must be working and goat and forgot.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: That's what it is. He working. Oh oh, so this
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: is a woman making excuses for him, man making an
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Oh I see, Oh that's it the beginning of something.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: All right, I don't come on. Tell me things you
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: say when you don't get a Valentine's gift. You know what,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: my religion, we don't celebrate Valentine. That's the only reason
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: why he didn't get me. That that's the only reason,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: big dog, it's just Tier forty five. It's still Valentine's
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Then you say, when you don't get a Valentine gets
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: what it is? He did a real good Christmas for me,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: so I ain't got He can't win it on Christmas,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: so I'm good. Well, uh huh, I spoke to my doctor. Yeah,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: my eyes report came back. I'm chocolate. I can't believe. Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: what you got? What you got? Now, let's just say
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: he won't be seeing me naked for the next six months.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Let's just say that. Things you say when you don't
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: get a Valentine's Day gift, Steve, I'm an aka, were
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: all like red im up right there? Yeah, I think
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: you're saying when you don't get a Valentime you know
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: them big teddy bears scare me, So I don't want one.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I don't have Valatize Day year
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: right now? His kids come first, Okay, this kid's got
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: to get there. Then me. You know what it is
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: you know what it is, what we had What it
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: is is the flywers we had at the funeral the roof.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: He know I don't want to see I'm on flyers
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: right now. He knows that the reason why he ain't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: come close it out, Steve. Things you say when you
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: don't get a Valentine's kid, Well, you know all the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: wars he got. He got his days mixed up. Val
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna switch gears here and go to
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the nephew's prank phone call that's coming up right after this.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steven Show, coming up at the top
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: But first the nephew with his prank phone call. Come on, nephew,
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: your child support late? Huh your child support late? Sometimes
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: the way he says it, let's go it. It don't
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: matter how I said. Sure, it's going to be the same.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: What you mean it's gonna be crazy? Oh yeah, run
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it yet for sure? Hello? Hello, my sweet talk called. Yeah,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: what's up? What was this? Just prester man? Uh me
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: and uh me and men your your X man me
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: and we uh we've been kicking it for the last
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: three months. I'm man, I don't care about you and
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: we're not together. We're not together, so why are you
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: calling me? Okay, you're no, that's cool right there. I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: understand all that you calling me to tell me to
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: child together something with you. I don't care about what
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you and do mean not together, I don't. I don't
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: give a damn about what you do. Okay, Okay, no, no, no, player,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: understand that what I was calling you bout was you know,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you kind of behind like two to three months on
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: the on the child support man, and I told I
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: was gonna handle this well. I told her I was
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: gonna handle the situation, you know. So now I don't
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: need you to handle nothing. You don't need to be
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: worried about about how many months I'm behind? Who the
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: hell telling you all this? Anyway? When when? When can
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: we expect another payment? That's what I'm asking you. First
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: of all, don't you ever call my phone with that.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: You understand me. Don't call my phone man, because don't
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: about my daughter. Man, I ain't trying to ain't trying
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: to handle. So I don't need you on my back,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: and I don't need be on my back about no
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: damn child support because I do for my daughter. Man,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: So don't call my phone with that. Okay, okay, well
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: look let me ask is you're working right now? Man?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You man say listen here, what what? What? What's your name? Pruston?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Real pressure. What I'm saying is you're working right now
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: and I do whatever it takes to take care of
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: my daughter. Man, So don't you worry about my my
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: job security and what I'm doing. Okay, when can I
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: just go? When I just come by there whenever you
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: get paid next time so I can pick up you know,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: the child. Man, You don't need to come by. I
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: know where. I tell you what. Yeah, you bring your around.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: You come, I'm give you directions right now. You bring
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: your phone over here, because I want I want to
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: see your calling my damn phone talking about my damn daughter. Hey, man,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: we're looking out for the well being of the baby, man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: That's what we do. What you think I've been doing
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: ever since she came in as well, That's what I've
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: been doing ever since she got here. I've been looking
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: out for her well being. And somebody come just getting
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: a picture? You want to tell me about my daughter
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: well being? Quite? Where was you three months for hund then, man,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, I do everything I can for my daughter.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: So for you to sit up here and call me
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: talking about it, I'm three months behind. I don't even
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: keep up with that. I send money when I can.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I do for my daughter. I do for my daughter
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: for I do for myself. So if I ain't got
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: it to send, that means I ain't got it at all.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: But give me a second and I'll go get it.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: But don't be calling me about my daughter, man, talking
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: about them three months behind? Okay, Well look here, first
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: of all, I ain't you know, I ain't working right now,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: so we really need you to go on and get
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: the money over what hold on? Holder, hold on? You
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: ain't working, But I'm might here hustling you calling me
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: about some money. But you over that land over most
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: of y'all need to get off y'all and do what
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: the hell I'm doing. That's what I can't understand. It's
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: true you, but it's one of me, and you want
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: to come to me with that. And I told I
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: was gonna handle this situation back being behind on this,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: you know, just a little child to pull situation. That's
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying I need you to going on and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: give me a date. Man, on when we can expect
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a paytent. Okay, I'm giving you a date right now.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Bring your over here right now and come pick up
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: the payton. I got it for you right now. You
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: just tell me what kind of call you drive so
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: I know because I don't. I don't want to. I
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: don't want to bust the wrong to pull up in
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: my driveway by mistake. I do everything for my daughter.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: My daughter don't have no walks on the knees. I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: put shoes on her feet, colds on our back, food
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: in us something. I do everything for her. I don't
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: need you at. I don't. My daughter don't need you at.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I pick up from school every day, take her to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: her grandmother's house. So a year body, no two or
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: three months behind because she ain't with eut I can
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: see if I want two or three months and see
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: with I. Okay, man, that's another thing with me and
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I can't talking about. We're not gonna need you to
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: be checking her from the school no more. I'm gonna
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: be getting her from the school when she I wish
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I would catch you up in my daughter's school. You
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: ain't picking up my daughter. Man, I don't even know
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: who the hell you are. I told you my name
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: is Preston, Man, but I know Preston. I'm telling you what, man,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I don't want you know where near my daughter that
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talks right now because I don't want you
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: know where near my daughter. Man, you understand me. I
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: don't want you know where me and my daughter. Man,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: if I came in neil my daughter, I'm gonna whoop ya.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let my daughter knows if she leaves me
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and he me and the baby is getting a long
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: firm man. All I'm saying is we just need you
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to send that by man. You Hey, y'all. I'm glad
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: y'all doing good because ship anyway, But don't put my
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: daughter in the middle of man. Man, I'm just happening
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: to be in between jobs, that's all. Man. Well, you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: need to get out your and look in between your
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: cheeks and go find you something, find you a manhood.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Sitting up there probably on the couch eating up all
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: up pop tarts, and I've only had two of them
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: pop tarts, man, that's all. You ain't going to be
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: having none of them. Because I bought that for my daughter, man,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: and I appreciate you eating none of that over that.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: You need to get off you and feed yourself like
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I do. I feed myself and my daughter and probably
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: still let me strate this here, man, I just want
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to talk to you about our child. Man, Our child.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: That ain't your child, that's mine. I'm taking up. You
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: ain't got you ain't got eight sake. Man. Don't you
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: ever say that. Man. Don't you ever say that to me. Man.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: That is not our child. Man, that's my child. Let
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, man, Let me tell you something.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Put your here to this phone real close. Man. I'm
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: literally about my daughter. I'm trying to handle this like me,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: and it's what I'm trying to do. You ain't been
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: here the whole time. You're trying to walk up in
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: here and talk about hour. I'm her daddy. Man. I'm
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: just trying to be a good stuff for the man
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: and get them with their child support. Father. Y'all gotta
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: get married first. You ain't no man, say, man, say
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talking in helen this. I guaranted no no, no, no, no, no,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: no no no. You don't talk to me no more.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. You talk to me. You're
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: dealing with me. I told you I was gonna handle it,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna make me mad. No like I hadn't
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: told you. Now you don't talk no more. I talked
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to whenever I want you. We got a child together.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: You're just gotten the picture. Don't you call almost you
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: don't talk about Camper. You talk to me from now.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: You talk to Preston, I'm gonna talking. I'm had it
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: hell with trust me, hey, man, let me tell you something.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: You don't call man? You deal with me? Do you
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm telling I'm not dealing with you? With
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: him day you hear me? The only thing I'm gonna
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: deal with you is my foot up, Yo, that's a
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: man to deal with many. I got one more thing
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you. Man. I don't want
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to hear nothing else. You got the same player. I
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: didn't heard everything you had. Just let me tell you something. Man.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: You want to job, we hire right now. I'll put
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: you with the man in charge. God get you a job.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody want to work with you? Man, I don't
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: like your attitude. You need to work with somebody because
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: you ain't working with nobody right now. I got one
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say to you. It's you
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: was listening, man, say with the hell you got to say? Man,
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: this's his nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning and
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I don't give him. Say, Man, I don't care who
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: you are. I don't play about my daughter. Man, this
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your cousin Kendrick. Man. Oh man,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill this you all right? Oh no, man,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: because I don't play with by my dallar like that. Man,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I don't. That's my world, man, that's my heart. Man,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I don't that. Man. All right, let me let me
• 51:51
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• 51:53
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• 51:57
  Speaker 1: The Steve's Harvey Morning Show. That's a little just a
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: little dose so stupid for y'all. That's all. Just a
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: couple of tea spoons are stupid. A whole gallant all right?
• 52:13
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• 52:16
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• 52:19
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• 52:24
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• 52:27
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• 52:44
  Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is. It is the
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Subject. I cheated twice and had three outside children.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Here's Stephen Shirley. My wife and I met when we
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: were twelve years old, and we got married when we
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: were twenty years old. We've been married for fifteen years
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: and we were very happy until recently. Now I need
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: help to save my marriage. Three years ago, I cheated
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: on my wife and got another woman pregnant. I told
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: my wife about the affair and the baby. My wife
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: was going to divorce me, but we went to marriage
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: counseling and she had a change of heart. My wife
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: welcomed the baby into our family and she has grown
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: to love the child. A year later, I had sex
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: with my wife's stepmother. My wife and her stepmother are
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: the same age, and her stepmother is very attractive. It
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: was a one night stand with the stepmother, but she
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: got pregnant and had twins. We passed the pregnancy off
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: as if she were pregnant by her husband, and there
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: was no reason for anyone to question it. We never
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: told anyone about our big secret. Well, it all came
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: out in the worst way. About three months ago, my
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: wife and her stepmother got into a really bad argument,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and the stepmother told my wife that the twins were
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: actually her stepsons and not her brothers. She told my
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: wife that she has DNA a DNA test to prove it.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: All hell broke loose. I admit it to my wife
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: and my wife's father that the twins are my sons.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: My wife hasn't spoken to me since then. My wife's
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: father filed for divorce. I'm afraid my wife is going
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to file for divorce too. I don't want to get
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: a divorce. What can I do to get my wife back?
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Please advise? What can I do to get my wife back?
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: You ask nothing, nothing, nothing, There's nothing you can do nothing.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: It's too late. You messed up. I mean you messed
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: up now once, but twice. You don't deserve your wife.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: You do not deserve her. She took you back the
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: first time after you cheated and had a kid, and
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: instead of you being grateful to God and straightening up
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: your act and doing the right thing, you go out
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: and do it again to someone who's close to home
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: with your stepmom, really your wife's stepmother. I think you're disrespectful.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I think you're crazy, and you know what else, I
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: think you're pretty arrogant at this point to even think
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: that you still have a chance after what you've done.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Like I said in the beginning, nothing nothing, nothing, only God,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: okay himself can save you now, and that is it.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, you say you don't want a divorce, but
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: you've done everything, everything possible to kill and destroy your marriage.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised your wife is still there. I think that
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you're a selfish person. You're reckless with it. And just remember,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: you reap what you saw and you've been doing this
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: behind your wife's back, and this is the result of
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: your actions. So if she, if she doesn't take you back,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: that's what you deserve at this point, Steve, I don't
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: know why you wrote exactly damn letter? What what what
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: do you want us to do, sir? We can't help you, sir.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: This ain't therapy. The only one can help you helped
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: you already when he put it on her heart to
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: take you back. Let me read to you what you said.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you need to hit this out loud. Three years ago,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I cheated on my wife. I got another woman pregnant.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I told my wife about the fan and the baby.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: My wife was going to divorce me, but we went
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to marriage counseling. She had to change her heart. My
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: wife welcomed the baby into our family, and she's grown
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: to love the child. So you figured, with all this
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: happy going on, all this new love, extra family members,
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: your dumb mass thought you are to go out and
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: get some more kids. Yes, oh yeah, oh match counselor.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Then grown to love her, and it's raised it. She's
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: a part of my family. Let's get another, just get
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: some more family. And so you go out. You don't
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: get anybody. You get her stepmother, which is the same
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: age as your wife, which means she's married to an
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: older man, which is your father in law. You sleep
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: with her, she get pregnant. Hair twins got this old
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: ass dude thinking he's still bringing it, but he don't,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: and now he got to deal with that. This is crazy, man,
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: your mother in law is pregnant. Now what happened was
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: your wife and your mother in law got in the
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: big argument and the news came out, as you say,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: in the worst way. My wife and her stepmother got
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: into a really bad argument, and the stepmother told my
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: wife that the twins was actually her stepsons and not
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: her brothers. Where was you at, hey, y'all, I need
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: to know what you're standing there? When she said you're
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: watching your wife argue with your stepmoma that you have
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: slept with as pregnant with kids in yours and then
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: she tell her you don't know what you're talking about.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I got news for you that your brothers, then your
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: step sons, me and I had his baby. He should love.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: An argument started, man left town. How you're able to
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: type this letter is beyond man, because I figure we're
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: in Department eighteen flows high. If I die about this one,
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: that it'll feel better than me standing share it said
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: from right, All right, Steve, Sorry, we weren't gonna say nothing.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Hang on, hang on, I know you have more. We're
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: gonna have parted we'll have part two of your response
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: coming up steven twenty three after right after this, you're
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: listening show, all right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject is I cheated twice and had three
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: outside children. Lord this man and cheated on his wife,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: got another girl pregnant, came in, told his wife about
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: the fan and the baby. Wife gonna leave him. They
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: go to counsel, they work it out. She accept the
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: baby into the family and loves the child like it's
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: her own. You go out again. This time you get
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: the girl's mama. You sleep with a mama cause data
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: same age, dating her old as daddy, then married him.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: You the gate a woman, a baby, your wife and
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: your mother in law step mother having a fan to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: have a baby. And the way it came out was
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: your wife got an argument with her, and she flipped
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: the script and told the new Jathany Brown, I knew it, man,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the dude. Yes, you're arguing with my wife. Yes,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: So you just do the one part and I'll be
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the dude over here listening to this happen. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: you just listening to what I'm saying. But I'm trying
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: to might try to get in at all, and here
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: we go. I'm the mother in law, right, see what
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: you don't know what you ladies, ladies, ladies, y'all don't
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: need no no, no, no no. You don't know why
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: you are everything and everybody but mama, everybody ain't got
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: no everything. Everybody needs to notice because we all walking
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: around like we know something, but we don't know what.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: God damn it, we're about to know. Hey, that's just
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: that's don't go under for a wow. Listen, baby, listen,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, MoMA, not but not. Don't talk to me. Okay,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: do not talk to me. But I'm trying to not look.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Do not talk to me, because when I say what
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I got to say, everybody gonna be quiet up in here.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: When I get drinks hold us, everybody gonna be looking stupid.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: hold Lord. That makes you see I've been caring us
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: around for a long time. You're hiding birthday cakes. God,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: you know, going to check and cheese and stuff, and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying a damn thing. What a day to
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  Speaker 1: day Lord, I'm hiding you know what I'm letting you
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  Speaker 1: take off your play brothers. I'm I'm playing alone, but
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  Speaker 1: damn it, the truth, Lord, I feel like coming now.
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  Speaker 1: You're pretty, God, you're pretty y'all way your whole whoever
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  Speaker 1: you want to prea too, you know live it's coming
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  Speaker 1: out to day. You know DEM's not your brother Jesus
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  Speaker 1: at all. DIM's not your brother. Me and this fool
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  Speaker 1: right here now, I know he's gonna heal with you
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  Speaker 1: one time. You no, damn one time. Who's gonna hit
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  Speaker 1: this once? And not ever wanted a gear? What? What
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  Speaker 1: that's that's that's insulting to me because it's just it
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  Speaker 1: he gonna, Oh, we just hit the one thing he
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  Speaker 1: ain't hitting us for a love time. When this ship
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  Speaker 1: talking about talking about I'm talking about you. That man,
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  Speaker 1: You're husband is my baby daddy. Whoa what she said?
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  Speaker 1: What in case y'all didn't hear it, lind to me again,
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  Speaker 1: your Loveand look at all these roaches kill the baby
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  Speaker 1: roaches in here, y'all just gonna let them ride. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't see him, but I see him, your husband in
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  Speaker 1: my baby daddy. Want anybody won't tell me I'm being
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  Speaker 1: living room? Eat ice cream? Your mama don step. You'll
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  Speaker 1: step Mama. You just ain't gonna hear my crowd yall
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  Speaker 1: hears you. You didn't done it bad. You got you
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  Speaker 1: too late to call on him. Now you didn't call
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  Speaker 1: on him after the fact. That's that's when the Lord's
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  Speaker 1: gonna stavee you on. Y'all Lords say this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be good for you moments. I got your Yeah, y'all'll trip.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you know what I'm saying? She gonna just file
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  Speaker 1: something like that? It ain't Your voice is high ready.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like in the world would they be on?
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  Speaker 1: Who was not saying I was going back and didn't money,
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  Speaker 1: no me for that. God, that's how that's how it wow.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't then you do about that? And you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what he wrote? Let man and his wife. I mean
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  Speaker 1: she took the first kid in grew to love the
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  Speaker 1: first child, and you go out and do it again, no, sir,
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  Speaker 1: And and here are the first kids just getting in
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  Speaker 1: close and here you come messing up every damn right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, we gotta get out of here. You
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jay is here with
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: a segment called people who Scare Me? Jay? What the Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, y'all can comment on this list as the
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  Speaker 1: list I put together. People who just frighten me when
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  Speaker 1: you see them. They haven't done anything you, but you
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  Speaker 1: see them. They're scared. People who wear gloves for no reason.
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  Speaker 1: Car the other day, just driving and you know it
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  Speaker 1: was for no reason. Why me? Why do you have?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like inside the building and it's a hundred
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  Speaker 1: degrees outside. You got a lot of Jack's. Another one
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  Speaker 1: that's scimmy. Men who have turned backpacks. What's in that
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  Speaker 1: where you're going? Dog? I got one for you, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: People that talk to themselves while they pumping gay that
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  Speaker 1: make you nerv just talking. I can do that. You
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong one now you haven't seen it one.
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  Speaker 1: It look like they're talking to two people at one time.
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  Speaker 1: You're back and forth. Yeah. Are you sure they're not
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  Speaker 1: on their phone? Nah? They don't have little hidden device
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  Speaker 1: on them at all. You know who scared one you
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  Speaker 1: got one time, I tell you scaring me. People that
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  Speaker 1: be driving, but got them big shades on it. Didn't
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  Speaker 1: they go down the side of the face too, block
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  Speaker 1: blue block. Yeah, I don't think they posed to be driving.
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  Speaker 1: And I really don't they spend me. You got me
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  Speaker 1: nervous people who take a lot of medication just stay
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  Speaker 1: to just stay popping pills every time. They always take
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  Speaker 1: on going on on your nightstand, man, I got one,
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  Speaker 1: he got one. People who rocked back and forth while
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  Speaker 1: they're sitting down up, Yeah, they get up. People who
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  Speaker 1: come on. People who eat their food real slow, right.
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  Speaker 1: One thing I show my food I do swallowed in hunts,
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  Speaker 1: I inhale much people. I don't see nothing wrong with
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  Speaker 1: Donald Try that scared nothing? You cool with all? He's great.
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  Speaker 1: I go one. Like people who dressed they pits up
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  Speaker 1: just like them. Oh you still you go to to
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  Speaker 1: get the suit and then the dog got a suit too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that's scary right now, you're right, you're right,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next more of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Steve. This is from Cynthia in Maryland. She
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  Speaker 1: addresses you as mister c l O, Chief Love Officer,
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  Speaker 1: which you are. She says, I am a mature single woman,
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  Speaker 1: and I think you should do a singles cruise or
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  Speaker 1: your single listeners and fans. She says, we can mix
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  Speaker 1: and mingle at sea, and we can call the cruise
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  Speaker 1: the love both. You consider this, nah, because I got
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  Speaker 1: a couple of questions when you say I'm a single,
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  Speaker 1: mature woman and you want to mix and mingle and
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  Speaker 1: call it the love boat. Howl, Yes, don't nobody remember
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  Speaker 1: the love boat. Don't nobody remember? Listen to me. Old
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  Speaker 1: people on a cruise ship ain't fun. Here's a problem
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: because you gotta stabbed there a week. You can't get
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  Speaker 1: away from the ass. Now you can come to saying
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  Speaker 1: this soul. There's a lot of single people are saying
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  Speaker 1: this soul that way. If you see them down that
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  Speaker 1: look them down there on the beach, go to other
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  Speaker 1: way on the cruise ship. You gotta walk that way,
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  Speaker 1: because that's why the buffet on the problem. You can't
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  Speaker 1: You can't escape nobody on a cruise ship. So no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do a single with him. And then
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  Speaker 1: I'm Maddy, how much fun. That's gonna be y'all out
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  Speaker 1: there single in England. Me and Marge. You're sitting around
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  Speaker 1: taking pictures. Excuse me, Tommy, did you really want to
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  Speaker 1: say that I can't get away on a cruise sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you walk away from when your wife for a minute too.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we can't up in the cabra where everybody
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  Speaker 1: asking you at the time, it just didn't sound right
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: because he talked about you can't get with me a wife,
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  Speaker 1: and we talked about to see. Yes, that's what I'm
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  Speaker 1: asking you. Do you really mean to say this stuff
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  Speaker 1: you and your wife allowed where people can hear you? Crazy?
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  Speaker 1: My wife don't work, he says. Stupid mans don't work.
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  Speaker 1: That yeah, y, that's that's what Junior is exactly right.
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  Speaker 1: Stupid minds don't work when they're supposed to. You keep
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  Speaker 1: after he mean and saying yeah. But he just doesn't
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  Speaker 1: think before he says things as a married man though.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm getting him does key words. He doesn't think, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you want me to think about what I'm gonna say
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  Speaker 1: before I say it right there? Well, I mean when
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  Speaker 1: it pertains to your marriage. Yes, no, no, no, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I think you should continue to just just a surprise
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  Speaker 1: as everybody else one. You go, that's it right there,
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  Speaker 1: you're encouraging Yes, yes, keep surprising us, including yourself. Yes. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that logic right there is just what we need. So no,
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  Speaker 1: we won't be doing on a single proof for old people.
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  Speaker 1: You got any more courses of that's it? Okay? This one,
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  Speaker 1: this one is from June from Ohio. She didn't say where.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: She just wants to know how soon, Steve should I
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  Speaker 1: introduce my new man to my four kids? First of all,
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  Speaker 1: how old are they? Secondly, well, now I think they
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: range in ages. I think she said from ten to seventeen. Well,
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  Speaker 1: if you're going to introduce your new man, it's who
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  Speaker 1: it is. It's a little bit late for this. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: obviously you've claimed him as your man. You need to
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  Speaker 1: Harom introduce them to the kids so they can get
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  Speaker 1: a feel for each other. Because you are now what's
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  Speaker 1: called a package. You are a package deal. Now, after
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  Speaker 1: man really loves you, he comes, he knows that these
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  Speaker 1: children come with the package. There's nothing wrong with having
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  Speaker 1: kids and gating a man. It's just a man has
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  Speaker 1: to understand and most real men get it comes with
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  Speaker 1: a package. Ain't no hand he I don't want all
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  Speaker 1: them kids around up these how kids. So immediately, all right,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: you've done it. Now he's your man you once you
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  Speaker 1: make the claim, you've got an introduce you. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer putting it down today today though, coming
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  Speaker 1: Shall you're listening to morning show? There's another question for
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  Speaker 1: you guys, what foods Now? Think about this one? What
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  Speaker 1: foods did your mom make you when you were sick
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: as a kid? All right, there's some foods that always
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: remind us of being sick when we were a kid.
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  Speaker 1: And you know the standard of course is chicken soup.
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  Speaker 1: So is there one food or is there one soup
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  Speaker 1: that reminds you of being sick when you were a kid?
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  Speaker 1: Or which did your mom make for you? Um that
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: you make for your kids? Now about that one, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that after my kids. What I can't
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  Speaker 1: do that? My mom My mama made me a hot
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  Speaker 1: tiddy would have shot at Jack, dangers in it. I
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  Speaker 1: can't do that to my kids. I can't put that
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  Speaker 1: in there. I'm with Jim. I couldn't do that. My
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  Speaker 1: mama would take that Dick's vapor up and put it
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  Speaker 1: in some tea and make you drink that, and it
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  Speaker 1: says on the bottom, don't not swallow. It said that
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  Speaker 1: right on the bottom. They didn't care you. Still you
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  Speaker 1: didn't have a called anymore, did you? You still hit
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  Speaker 1: it right up? We're living. Wow, we had um castro oil.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: I had to take castle oil orange. Yeah, but oranges?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: Know what's the oranges for castro? Nothing? We're about to
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  Speaker 1: cor mom. Put that that Dick's vapor up on your chest,
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  Speaker 1: all on your chest when you chest in my nose. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all of you, I'll say. You know what the standard
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  Speaker 1: was souping And it was always like apple juice. You
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  Speaker 1: had to drink like clear clear liquids and ginger. All right,
• 1:15:10
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  Speaker 1: we go with something funny. Come on, junior, Truth be told.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this for some churches that's out here
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  Speaker 1: that need to have testimony, time really cut out. Truth
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  Speaker 1: be told. If your church don't have Internet, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be having testimony time because these testimonies are
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  Speaker 1: getting too long. They need a screener. Yeah, they need
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  Speaker 1: somebody to sit down. Let me hear your testimony and
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  Speaker 1: we will decide when you get to see it in
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  Speaker 1: front of everybody. Because you got people who go up there.
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  Speaker 1: I want to testipony. You can tell the ones who
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  Speaker 1: testimony not gonna be good because too anxious to get
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  Speaker 1: the money. Yea, they head shaking it lad told and jumping.
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  Speaker 1: They jumping up like they got a game or something
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: like they got a warm up all and then they
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  Speaker 1: get up there and the test cemimony. I want to
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  Speaker 1: speak to the Lord about my tooth. This toe had
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: been hurting me. We don't really need them no more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking, can we get some screeners or we
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  Speaker 1: have to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us
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  Speaker 1: got stuff to do. Now we're sitting up holding up
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: in church because you're talking about your toe or how
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: comebody got there one time? No last short and testified.
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  Speaker 1: I've been praying for Israel and I'm saying to myself,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't never been is why the hands you up
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  Speaker 1: there prayer? How you get how the Lord talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about Israel. Where you get that from? I just
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: want to go to games On. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: just send it him no more. And your testimonies that
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  Speaker 1: ain't by nothing. You ain't got an amen. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: gotta go ahead let him use You ain't nobody saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: You shut down three hundred eighty five people by yourself,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: You shut down an entire church. Pastor ain't saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: We need no we need pre the testimony. Mike Snatcher.
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  Speaker 1: I'm signing up because if I don't like it, I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming up there. You know Polo got the saying many
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  Speaker 1: church just need to help testimonial Mike Snatcher. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. What's all I'm just saying, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to get to that out there. How long is this
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  Speaker 1: gonna go on? Huh? Well? The problem is we keep
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: act like it ain't. We didn't took up this offer.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: We've been here since sixty I'm talking games on the games.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't getting nobody to say go ahead? Then you
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  Speaker 1: go amen. You can't anybody agree with you. Your testimony
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: is not anything. I'm just saying, why you get to
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  Speaker 1: talk it that long? Man? We need a testimony of
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  Speaker 1: min I'm telling you, if they start they testimony off
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  Speaker 1: with you know, they testimony. You know, all right, Steve
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  Speaker 1: coming up closing remarks right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are, last break of the day, time for
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: your closing remarks. Surely sent me something, and it got
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: me to thinking, I'm gonna share with you what she
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: sent me, but I'm gonna paraphrase it. So it's more
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  Speaker 1: of how I talk, because sometimes I get a little
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  Speaker 1: stumbled up in until a sound like me if I
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  Speaker 1: try to share directly with somebody with somebody sent me.
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  Speaker 1: So I just want to talk to you about it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to just talk to you about this life
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  Speaker 1: of abundance that we are all qualified for. I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about the life of abundance that
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  Speaker 1: God really wants all of us to enjoy. If you're
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  Speaker 1: a righteous person, God will give you a life of abundance.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say if you were a saved person, if
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  Speaker 1: you are a member of this denomination, if you go
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  Speaker 1: to this church, if this is your pastor if this
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  Speaker 1: is your faith. I'm telling you that God has a
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  Speaker 1: life of abundance for you if you put your trust
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  Speaker 1: and your faith in him. I'm just telling you, and
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  Speaker 1: you have to understand that God has equipped you to
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: have this life of abundance. All of you have a
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  Speaker 1: gift that was given to you by God at birth.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone has one. Now you may not know what it is,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: but you have it. But because you've been so bent,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: so determined to do something to please somebody else, your
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  Speaker 1: mother wants you to go to school and get a
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  Speaker 1: degree in this. Well, I told him I was gonna
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: come down here and get a degree in that. So
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna get a degree in that. Where my
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  Speaker 1: father went to the army, so I'm going to the army.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: You there's nothing wrong with the army. It's nothing wrong
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: with going to the army. But if that ain't really
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  Speaker 1: what you were created for, you've fend to waste a
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: lot of time. Man, you really really are because God
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  Speaker 1: really did equipped you for a life of abundance. When
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: he created you, He had a mission in mind for you,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: had a mission in mind for me. He gave you
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  Speaker 1: a gift, your gifts that you do the absolute best
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  Speaker 1: with the least amount of effort. If you identify that gift,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: that's your greatest chance. Now here's a deal when He
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: prepared you for this life of abundance, and he gave
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: you everything you needed to put on every day and
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: go out and make your dreams and your life come true.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: If you put if you become passionate about your gift,
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: you can be on your way to making your life
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: happening and your dreams come true. He gives you everything
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: you need to wear to go out and fight it.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: But what we do is we suit up, We suit up,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: and we suddenly in. Well I got this job now,
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: well out of our four years away from getting this
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  Speaker 1: another degree, I might as well go here. Well I
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: got a promotion, now I might as well stay on here,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: well out of starrey start invested in my four O
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  Speaker 1: one K. So you suit up, but you settling in,
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  Speaker 1: and then you know what you do? What we often
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  Speaker 1: do and I did it myself for a while, we
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: resign ourselves to living a mediocre life because we won't
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: suit up and go out here and do what God
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: want us to do. So here's what I'm saying to you.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: If God then gave you all the scoopa get equipment
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: you need, he then gave you the ad tanks, the mask,
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: the flippers, the nozzles, the hoses or as supply, don't
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: put all this stuff up on and then head to
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: the bathtub. What you're doing, you're settling in. Head out
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: to the ocean. Get out in that ocean of opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: Get out there in some of that deep water. Go
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  Speaker 1: out there where God has equipped you to go. He
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  Speaker 1: then suited you up. He gave you everything you need.
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  Speaker 1: But we want to go get in the bathtub where
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  Speaker 1: it's safe. Look, man, all of you have the gear
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  Speaker 1: to win, the gear to have an abundant life, the
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  Speaker 1: gear to be prosperous, the gear to be happy. You
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  Speaker 1: have the gear. You goot to get out. You got
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  Speaker 1: to get out that bathtub and go out there in
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  Speaker 1: that ocean, out in that deep water, because out in
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  Speaker 1: the ocean, it's the opportunity. Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go out there in that ocean of
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  Speaker 1: opportunity and experience all the God got for you. Some
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  Speaker 1: of it. You gonna get tested. You're gonna feel like
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  Speaker 1: you're going down. You're gonna get a sinking feeling. But
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine. You know why, because you got
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  Speaker 1: to give you have what it takes you got the gear.
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  Speaker 1: It's up to you to jumping. If you don't ever
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  Speaker 1: jump in the ocean, you ain't gonna really know if
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  Speaker 1: you can handle deep water or not. I got you
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  Speaker 1: scared of the deep water. I got some time. That
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  Speaker 1: deep water look rough out there. I know you've seen
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  Speaker 1: some purpose people try to acquire fame and prosperity and
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  Speaker 1: happiness and go out on their own. And I know
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  Speaker 1: you've seen them out that sinking in the water look rough.
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  Speaker 1: So now you want to stay over here in the bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub. All your opportunities out
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  Speaker 1: there in the ocean. There's just some sharks out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some bard coot out there, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, some
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  Speaker 1: whales out there. Yeah yeah. All that's out there. But
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  Speaker 1: what's to say? You wanna be one? Get out the
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  Speaker 1: bathtub with all these killed God and gave you, and
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  Speaker 1: jump in that ocean out there and swim like you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to swim around. You're gonna get the life of
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  Speaker 1: your dreams, the life of abundance. That's all I got
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  Speaker 1: to say. Thank you very much. Hope you got it.
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