Latest / No Latency / No Latency - Ep.7 Road Rage
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- 0:01Last time. No latency.
- 0:04Nice to meet you. Iona, I'm Richard Richard.
- 0:09Everyone calls me. Stranger my last night.
- 0:11Wait, Domino, went to the other side of the wall.
- 0:15Yeah, he's in trouble. I will see you all later.
- 0:18And I'm going to head my way up to the kitchen.
- 0:19I really need to know more about how they're keeping faithful
- 0:23running. Put inside the microwave, set it
- 0:25for said, 17 minutes fucking slip some ghosts Drunk.
- 0:31He's in the corner. You fixed.
- 0:32My legs went like his breed. We gotta get the fuck out of
- 0:34here Greg. Whoa whoa honey honey listen.
- 0:37Okay cut it up. Hey grisanti to slip you some we
- 0:42love goddamn time for this. Everyone in the car.
- 0:45It's the sound of rolling metal. It looks like you're quite out
- 0:48of the woods yet. Last time on no latency are
- 1:04adventurers had just escaped the train.
- 1:08Unfortunately they did not do it very quietly. and as they
- 1:14barreled away from the train in their VW bus, Vanna, White You
- 1:19lot hear the sound. As I said before, I've rolling
- 1:25metal. Don't open the window, keep that
- 1:29shit closed. I imagine I'm driving since I
- 1:35kind of drive would we know what would be the best skill to use
- 1:40the turret? But shoulder arms are heavy
- 1:43weapons, heavy weapons. I got a 6 in that.
- 1:50Anyone better vandals, got an eight.
- 1:55Jebediah also has no hippie. You're driving Just Subs,
- 1:59letting y'all know that if I were back there, I'd be getting
- 2:01on that gun. Wow.
- 2:05Unfortunately, you have you have, you have a more important
- 2:08job to do currently? Well, my eyes are all the road,
- 2:12don't you worry the dust settles behind you and you see three
- 2:18road bikes. Speeding up towards you.
- 2:21Now, on each of these bikes are two members of the crew from the
- 2:26train screaming, shouting firing their guns in the air shit.
- 2:31Here they come. I imagine, I probably know who
- 2:35these guys are. Yeah, that does its team and
- 2:37they're angry that you look killed.
- 2:38Greg Greg was such a cool guy. Not really, you know, I mean
- 2:44you're going to you're going to pay for that Sando.
- 2:46I swear to God, he was attempting to dissuade.
- 2:49Us leaving. It was attempted to do his
- 2:52goddamn job. And I respect that.
- 2:57So you should receive and you doing my job.
- 3:00I don't know how I see. You're morally about just
- 3:03popping heads here, but I am letting them catch us.
- 3:09Don't worry. We can now I can outrun them.
- 3:11I don't know if you need to outgun them.
- 3:13Just mind driving. We will do the rest.
- 3:17Well, if they're going to attack us, which it does seem like they
- 3:21are going to. I would suggest that we Prevent
- 3:25them from doing that. Evasive maneuvers.
- 3:30Let's go. You don't you wrote 32 you crit?
- 3:38Damn. Do you want to describe the cool
- 3:40thing you do to give you lot Advantage?
- 3:43Can you describe the area in which we are driving?
- 3:47There are Cliffs on either side of you.
- 3:49You can see the track that the train has left, like the grooves
- 3:53in the ground. There's, you know, there's an
- 3:55opening further down, but you're going to be chased for a minute.
- 3:59A little piles of rocks all over the space and there's a few
- 4:01places you could. Swerve around.
- 4:03I got it, the big dirt road. So jebidiah cranks on the on the
- 4:09wheelie to type took a hard left and weirdest.
- 4:11I just put Vanna White's sideways and they just get a
- 4:15little bit of oversteer. We can get that back out.
- 4:18I get right up close to one of the one of the size of the cliff
- 4:22there, 90 with well-placed shot on those rocks up there.
- 4:26Well, that's gonna start a little bit of a rock side.
- 4:29Yo behind in the van similar shoot pills.
- 4:32Stop there. Bring the mountain down on them.
- 4:35Now since you wrote a crate, you also get to use your pistol as
- 4:37you turn. Do you want to shoot one of the
- 4:38bikes? Oh yeah.
- 4:39I want to do like a name to shot at the at the tires because I
- 4:43don't want to kill him, you know.
- 4:44I want to these guys are well, me and Gregg go way back.
- 4:48I'm trying to shoot one of them tires.
- 4:50And so actra pull out that pull out.
- 4:53Grandpa's Colt, 45, 19 hit the first bikes front tire.
- 4:59The first bike of swerves. And the guy on the back flies
- 5:04off screaming as he does and because he's going so fast, he
- 5:07hits the ground and rolls and is completely unconscious.
- 5:10So now one of the bikes doesn't have a gunner on the back.
- 5:13So we write stranger attacks. He pulls out his gun rolls down
- 5:18at the left side window. As this turn happens.
- 5:22Pulls out. His hand gun and shoots at the
- 5:24bike with only one Rider. It's going for between the eyes,
- 5:28he hits. And does it damage blowing a
- 5:33hole through the guys, eye socket, the bikes herbs to the
- 5:37side, crashes and a small explosion happens, just pretty
- 5:41cool. I could as the bike explodes in
- 5:47the middle of the alleyway, leaving shrapnel everywhere, the
- 5:49other two bikes look over. Not giving care accelerate a
- 5:52little bit more towards you and it's a toaster.
- 5:55Wow, he's Mike's very unstable. This nothing to explode them.
- 6:02They just exploded. Very all takes is one little
- 6:08spark in the wrong area. Wasn't even spark.
- 6:11There's just no spark. Which the bikes fell down
- 6:15spontaneous by combustion. It's a, that's how my, that's
- 6:19how my great-aunt dad. Okay, I will check it out.
- 6:25My gun and shoot. With my very heavy pissed. 14
- 6:33doesn't see it. You do not hit the second bike,
- 6:38it hits the ground next to them, little Ricochet as they swerve a
- 6:41little bit, but keep moving forward.
- 6:43I am going to look out of all of the windows, not like, pop my
- 6:47head out, but I just want to be sure that we are not being
- 6:52followed by anybody else. And that there is not any
- 6:55unforeseen landmarks. Sore, treacherous territory that
- 7:01we are headed into. Romy.
- 7:04A d-10 7, I own a. You hear something else because
- 7:08you're paying attention, you have something else, you hear a
- 7:11rumbling and on the top of one of the cliffs and the right of
- 7:17the vehicle. You see a buggy with two dudes
- 7:22in it riding across the top of the cliff.
- 7:26But pointing their guns, towards the VW.
- 7:31I know this is a really cliche line, but we have company and
- 7:34now you're all aware of a fourth vehicle that is chasing you from
- 7:39the same Clan. Yeah, it's got the same markings
- 7:43as the crew. It's one of their patrols, so
- 7:44it's not actually from the train so they've been radioed in.
- 7:50Shoot the goddamn rocks. Bring down the mountain down and
- 7:54I ducked back down. So, you're not going to attack.
- 7:59I'm not sticking my head out of that window.
- 8:01No. Okay, so the third bike is now
- 8:06close enough to you to shoot. And the guy on the back fires,
- 8:11his assault rifle, at the back of the vehicle.
- 8:16Rolling. It was a tempest rather 10,
- 8:19shoot along the side and it kind of Reflects off, some of the
- 8:23armor and does absolutely no damage, but makes a cool sound.
- 8:27Jeb. You have to like, swerve a
- 8:28little bit because the noise excites you a little bit, but
- 8:30everyone just gets a little bit of an adrenaline rush because
- 8:32everyone knows that you're fine and the guy misses all there.
- 8:36Don't worry. Don't worry.
- 8:37I got something to drill because I would hope so.
- 8:42Am I in eyesight of the buggy? Yes.
- 8:48Okay. For my bonus action.
- 8:53I would like to flip on the radio and put on a pretty badass
- 8:58tune. To get my blood pumping and get
- 9:01me all psyched up. And then I will take a shot at
- 9:08the buggy, probably the Gunner than the driver at first.
- 9:13That's the tape. That's a crit.
- 9:17You just rolled a crit. You rolled 32 hit the buggy
- 9:22pool. So you pulled a guy and you your
- 9:27assault rifle, right? Yep.
- 9:29Normally we know assault rifles. Can only really just do one
- 9:31attacks app rights. Just one little thing but the
- 9:34music so cool. And the music Hypes you up so
- 9:37much that you're able to get off two shots, we're cool.
- 9:42Yeah. Right.
- 9:44Yeah, so the armor on the front left side of the vehicle shears
- 9:47off and flies back as the piece comes by it chops off the the
- 9:52Gunners, the Gunners left arm, and he screams in pain.
- 9:57And the driver kicks. Him out grabs, his gun and
- 9:59starts aiming at you. So they now don't have a Gunner.
- 10:04And the vehicle takes like 20. The 25 gram of course.
- 10:08No, yes, that's an armed. Mm, pretty good, sir.
- 10:13Wendell is going to pop the top, pull out the turret and start
- 10:18taking down one of the bikes behind us.
- 10:20Well, the bikes. Yeah, yes, 19, fantastic.
- 10:24That's a really good hit. They roll out a bunch of
- 10:26bullets. And it's, it's a, it's a pretty
- 10:28powerful gun you heared large this torrent of gunfire and it,
- 10:32like, just bribes right through to the the bike, across the
- 10:37ground as it lifts up and goes through the two people causing
- 10:40some damage. And that damage is is 220
- 10:44damage. Damn just enough to share the
- 10:48armor of the front of the bike that bike is now pissed.
- 10:51And he pulls out his, the Gunner on the back, pulls out his
- 10:54assault rifle and shoots it, then Dale and mrs.
- 10:59Fendall Dodges to the side of the bullets, ricochet across the
- 11:02top of the turret and you guys are still barreling on forward.
- 11:06The buggy, the the driver in the buggy is now trying to shoot
- 11:10one-handed and drive. So he pulls out his pistol and
- 11:12tries to shoot Remy in the front, right?
- 11:15And mrs. Completely just hitting a rock
- 11:18nearby and then just screams as he drives along.
- 11:22Now they're gonna be myself around here I guess.
- 11:27And then I and the Jeb reaches over, you know, how like when
- 11:32you're when you're driving kind of like reaching around into
- 11:34unlike the in the center console, like while still
- 11:37keeping one hand on the wheel looking out, digging around and
- 11:41but that's not looking for think. and I toss a grenade up
- 11:47into the into the Rocks, hoping to start this goddamn rockslide
- 11:52myself, the van You know, we were doing pretty well before
- 12:00you do that. 10. Not very good.
- 12:07It causes an explosion, it's really cool, but it doesn't do
- 12:12really many thing. It's kind of a neutral result.
- 12:16It makes a distraction, a few of the bike swerve, a little bit,
- 12:20but just in a cool passing Zoom shot, you kind of moving her
- 12:23away. Now it's just makes keep on
- 12:25battling by. There's a big cloud of smoke as
- 12:27they blast through. Merely a cosmetic explosion.
- 12:32Now I do. Just don't.
- 12:34Don't you usually get two attacks?
- 12:37You're driving. So, right.
- 12:39Okay. Romeo driving check user.
- 12:48You roll a six that's not good. It's not - the grenade went off
- 12:53way too close to Vanna White, their grenade went off way too
- 12:56close and you hit a little bump and the Vehicle skids a bit to
- 13:04the left and you start losing a little bit of control of the
- 13:08vehicle and that means that you're a piece of the armor on
- 13:13the left side comes off. And you've lost that window and
- 13:19that piece of metal. So now the part of the door is
- 13:21exposed Jed. Doesn't say anything, doesn't
- 13:24acknowledge what just happened, just just pretends, like,
- 13:30everything's fine. So I know what, you know,
- 13:33directly back at him. Jeb, just stay silent.
- 13:38Just eyes on the road and one of the Mufflers on your bike full
- 13:43of. So now only has one and you see
- 13:48it in the rearview mirror and it's like skipping along the
- 13:50Route. Perfect night.
- 13:56What was that noise? The grenade went off.
- 14:00Little look. I never got to play baseball
- 14:04with my dad. Yes.
- 14:08Good. Excuse.
- 14:09Oh, we trying to blow up the cliff.
- 14:12Yes. Can you please just got to take
- 14:15your not try to put the. I like that idea me like, tips
- 14:21his hat. He opens.
- 14:22The window, puts his arm out and from inside his arms, you see
- 14:25this thing unlock and it's a fucking grenade launcher in his
- 14:28right arm. Man that stranger he rolls first
- 14:35a this thing, just 5 D 6 damage. Damn it hits right below the
- 14:41buggy and there's a big explosion in the buggy flips
- 14:43three times as big as the guy inside best.
- 14:46And if it falls off the other side of the cliff and you hear a
- 14:50relatively distant, but pretty satisfying explosion.
- 14:56As it falls, probably in the excess of 100 feet back down to
- 14:59the ground. And they are now no longer a
- 15:02problem, the explosions, so good.
- 15:04It also takes out the second bike and now there's only one
- 15:07bike following day of stranger on who I like you.
- 15:13We party trick, huh? It is very neat.
- 15:20Maybe I need to get one of those so there's still two bikes
- 15:25finest right? One by knowing it one bike.
- 15:28Okay, I will shoot at 01 bike with again.
- 15:32Have a very heavy pistol. Excellent. 16, 16 hits. 17-17
- 15:46damage, right? You hit the final bike, cutting
- 15:50through its armor, you can see bits of it fly off.
- 15:54As like bits of metal, Clank, along the ground causing Sparks
- 15:57to go off and they're your last combat, and there's just two
- 16:00dudes left on one bike. All right?
- 16:03Screw it. I stick my head out the window.
- 16:05And I shoot at the last bike, only after most of them are
- 16:09gone. With all the confidence, you
- 16:13stick your head out of the vehicle, you fire and completely
- 16:16mess, and the Gunner on the back of the bike flips, you off,
- 16:21you'd stuck your head out and it's now their turn.
- 16:23So they shoot at you. You miss me bitch.
- 16:27Miss me with that shit. It's one of the finest me.
- 16:32You're dead. What's your armor?
- 16:37Your body up. Yeah, I'm wearing light armor,
- 16:41Jack on both sigh head and what success P.
- 16:45My venue. Cool.
- 16:46So For damage and now your armor is a bladed.
- 16:52So minus one to that. Fuck.
- 16:56Oh my God, fuck this is why I don't do this.
- 16:57Oh my God, dry faster drive faster please, I'm on it.
- 17:03Um, we still have a bunch of supplies left from rating.
- 17:07Stranger Shack. I believe.
- 17:11Yeah, I cleaning supplies and like I think some oil and shit
- 17:16like that. Whatever, weird.
- 17:19Crazy shit you want to do you go ahead?
- 17:20Remy. I want to grab a bottle of
- 17:22bleach and for my bonus I want to Chuck it at the biker.
- 17:31Mike just shoot there's two guys just exaction.
- 17:36I'm going to use the bonus action, just shoot the all
- 17:39right. Yep that's what I wanted for my
- 17:41bonus action is I want to throw that up that bottle of bleach.
- 17:43Oh, Do it. I'm going to say Brawling.
- 17:54Sure 16. It's all right.
- 18:01What happens when it hits the driver of the bike?
- 18:05I had it open so it's splashes in their face causing them to be
- 18:09blinded, right? Because now they have a
- 18:12corrosive chemical in their eyes.
- 18:15Heroes of one. Cool.
- 18:21All right, they swerve out of control sideways and the bike
- 18:26flips and the two guys are thrown off.
- 18:29The Goon who's left on the back flips off and he rolls down, you
- 18:34still got his gun in his hand and he tries one more time to
- 18:37shoot at the vehicle. You can shoot Adam if you want
- 18:40but you are now speeding away because they are now very still.
- 18:44Yeah I might take that last shot just because Santa was goading
- 18:47me. Do it.
- 18:51And you miss and your gun jams. Particulars well shit, I'll just
- 19:00slink back inside and just say well I guess I cleaned up that
- 19:03mess. You dumb dumb TV man.
- 19:09And as you speed away, then delay takes that to be the end
- 19:14of what we need to do. And they detract the turret sit
- 19:17back down, pull out their tile and start drawing again.
- 19:20Do you need any help? How the fuck was I the only
- 19:22person hit And you guys are now driving back to no latency.
- 19:28Do you want to chat? But you want to speak for Well,
- 19:33I think I would probably try to heal or stop the bleeding on a
- 19:39Iona. Don't don't know.
- 19:43Don't you fucking touch me then Del please?
- 19:46Then Del starts to open up a little pouch in their site.
- 19:51They get out some first aid kit stuff.
- 19:55They're all the 13 but it does stop the bleeding.
- 19:58So you get one Health back. Great.
- 20:02Thank you. You are the one with the least
- 20:05amount of combat experience. This was to be expected.
- 20:08That is not true. That is not true.
- 20:12I look around them. Bus.
- 20:15Okay. In this vehicle.
- 20:17It might be true. But Remy.
- 20:19Remy. You can vouch for me.
- 20:25I've shot people before. That's true.
- 20:29I have seen them shoot at people before.
- 20:33Might I remind you. Of the two dummies I blew heads
- 20:39off of and by dummies, I do mean people.
- 20:43I mean by had was also blown off so that's a little hazy for me.
- 20:46That is true. That is true.
- 20:48We did have to go get you patched up but I was there and
- 20:51they did they did shoot at them before my head blew up.
- 20:56So roll, back the tape. Listen to Listen, to episode 1.
- 21:03I will replay in my memory. And on screen, you'll see Iona
- 21:07shooting from my vision until my head goes.
- 21:12That is impressive until you also get shot in the head.
- 21:18What are you guys watching back there?
- 21:21Keep your eyes on the road, please.
- 21:24That's open pastures from here until here into the wall anyway.
- 21:30Strange at rolls down the window and lights up a cigarette.
- 21:34So where we going? I'm going back to to no latency.
- 21:42Well, we're going to see ping ping.
- 21:49It's being still alive. Well, last we checked that was
- 21:54the Unseen paying in years. That was a little guy right
- 21:59behind the bar. Yeah, like that was Domino's.
- 22:04Go to one, you know. Yes.
- 22:09The one who hired us to find them Domino, always lock the
- 22:15augment. Well, let's get there as quick
- 22:23as we can before this bucket of wheels and bolts.
- 22:28Disintegrates, hey, I will let you go ahead and insult me all
- 22:33you want, but you do not disparage, Vanna White.
- 22:36Ain't nothing wrong with this. She took a little beating.
- 22:39Yeah, that's no problem. Another she can't she can't take
- 22:42and we'll get her at back up and run good as new soon enough.
- 22:47What we what we TV man? Yeah yeah we will hillbilly you
- 22:52got it. What is what what is it about?
- 22:55This fight that is just made, everybody.
- 22:57Forget everyone else's name. It was stressed.
- 23:00All right. What is happening?
- 23:03It's just a forgets. The words Remy.
- 23:05All right? And he's name is Jebediah, and
- 23:07this is Sonu and this is Stranger Than D and then Del and
- 23:12Iona. Right?
- 23:15Right. Well, I'm glad we're all
- 23:17accounted for, okay? All right.
- 23:19Okay. I'm gonna pass It's out now.
- 23:20Iona as you're about to try and pass out, you get A message on
- 23:28your pager, on your you get a message on your tile and you
- 23:33should be able to see it now. Hey this is a sauna.
- 23:37Hmm. Is that hydrogen cell doing?
- 23:39Okay back there. How would I know is Lincoln?
- 23:46How would I know? Listen for a hiss.
- 23:50Everything is hissing. Hey Santa I see that you're a
- 23:55book learned man. Sana, yes, that's what I said.
- 24:00It's not what if I wanted to get into that that ancient kind of
- 24:06reading? What would you suggest to for me
- 24:09to start with? Ancient kind of reading.
- 24:14Yeah, with the pieces of trees, it's printed on.
- 24:20The books. Yeah, well they may not be too
- 24:30common now, so just pick up something and read it.
- 24:34That's how you get into it. You have specific tastes.
- 24:42Yeah, I like sci-fi. I like romance novels.
- 24:51I like them both combine two possible.
- 24:56Great great. This wonderful Remy.
- 24:59Could you switch spots with Jebediah Jebediah?
- 25:02I please, I would need. This is for you.
- 25:05What? I love, I'm trying to drive you,
- 25:09bring it up, bring it, put it, put it in front of me.
- 25:10No, I want. I want them to do.
- 25:12I want Remy and Jeb to climb out of Seaton, just going to switch
- 25:17driving spot. All right, hold on.
- 25:26All right. Brain, is this something that is
- 25:28against my I have like a full sound effect library and you're
- 25:32doing weird things with your mouth.
- 25:37Isn't it? Charming disturbing.
- 25:42Wow, what we got was just a seat.
- 25:45What did it make this night? It was a cruise control.
- 25:49Look at this 1966. It was it was Jebediah.
- 25:54Literally wiring wiring the the steering wheel in place and also
- 26:00tying the steering wheel put a little belt around the the
- 26:06accelerator so it kept going. That is not conscious control.
- 26:13It's a 1966 Volkswagen bus around.
- 26:17This thing ain't got cruise control.
- 26:18You gotta you gotta make do with what you got.
- 26:20Unless woeful, man. He's around.
- 26:23You see what you're really doing.
- 26:26Strangest. Smocks and goes.
- 26:28That's how you do it in the Badlands.
- 26:29You're goddamn right, I'll give him a fist bump, he fist bumps,
- 26:33you rattle Yeah, me and Jebediah will switch seats, and I'll open
- 26:42up the center console and I'll crack open a beer, and start
- 26:45drinking as in driving ticket. Jeb.
- 26:50This is for Sloane. Right on it was this is a so-so
- 26:59two things. I am going to need that money
- 27:02from you and and and and the second thing Is I need you to
- 27:12tell me exactly why we use this in the first place.
- 27:17I need job. I need you to spin it.
- 27:21Well, I have just received everyone attention.
- 27:25I have just received a note from management isn't that wonderful
- 27:29the stasis tank? That that's loan is currently in
- 27:40has a daily fee of 300 Eddie's and I can't put it on my project
- 27:48invoices. Because we came to use it for my
- 27:52project and management wants to know why I have it.
- 28:00So, I will need the money from you.
- 28:05And I need you to spin this for me.
- 28:08Well, slow, if we can, I prefer to keep Sloan a living animal
- 28:16myself. So I'm looking to do whatever is
- 28:19necessary to keep her in that state.
- 28:23If that means that means ripping off biotechnical.
- 28:26Oh, fuck. No, you'd be ripping me off.
- 28:32Are you biotechnical? Yes.
- 28:36Yes. I'm sorry.
- 28:36Was that not clear? It didn't seem pertinent.
- 28:39At my only got limited to Madison.
- 28:42I hold up my tile and it's got the biotechnical label on the
- 28:45back today. I'm sorry and I pull Vandal next
- 28:52to me and on the side of vendors jacket, it does say biotechnical
- 28:56will shoot you too. I also work for Bio Technica
- 29:00that stasis tank that said biotechnical across the front of
- 29:05it. Whale shoe.
- 29:07Would you look at that? So you owe me and biotechnical
- 29:13the money look. I don't know how to say this
- 29:16other than my currencies more. A bartering kind of man well
- 29:28your currency will be Eddie's coming up very shortly.
- 29:32Yeah I don't I don't got many lamp.
- 29:36He already owes me a thousand. Eddie's rat just added to it.
- 29:40That is the deal Wendell Wendell.
- 29:45Yes. How much would we get for
- 29:49donating him to the program? A decent amount.
- 29:54He seems strong, maybe he'd survive.
- 29:59Do You Want To Make a Deal? The rest of your journey.
- 30:20Back to no latency is filled with quips smoking and the
- 30:26occasional. Excellent music track, chosen by
- 30:29Remy. Would you please turn it down?
- 30:33I need my rest, please. Remy will turn it up.
- 30:41Death, 2011 power, the music cuts off as Jetta turns off the
- 30:47engine. Well, everybody out.
- 30:54We're here. Why?
- 30:55Look, it's the old bar. That's cool.
- 30:59Why is it closed the old bar? Yeah, no latency.
- 31:05I want to go out back. Take a look at my bike.
- 31:08Now, she looking It's missing a muffler now.
- 31:13Yes. So so I believe it had to did it
- 31:16now originally. Yeah, yeah sure did.
- 31:20Yep. So one is in your bag and the
- 31:22other one is now somewhere in the desert.
- 31:24Well, shoot. The bar is still shut.
- 31:28The door is still dark, but you guys know how to get in.
- 31:33Yeah, I didn't. Yes, you too.
- 31:41Bing bing. How are you?
- 31:45Stranger. You guys found stranger?
- 31:51Yeah. Yep, that was the job.
- 31:55Wow. Stranger.
- 31:59They took Tom and out. I don't know.
- 32:06Who took Domino? Arisaka.
- 32:09Did All right. Well, It's gonna be a lot of
- 32:15work to get him out. Well hopefully these lot will
- 32:19help. Sounds like you're going to be
- 32:22paying a lot of money out to get this happen.
- 32:25I don't care if we got broke phenomena. well, someone else is
- 32:30going to go broke if I don't get this tank, Well, I'm already
- 32:37broke, which is the problem. Well, someone's going to get
- 32:40something else broke if they don't pay me, my thousand
- 32:42Eddie's. So about, that deal Jebediah?
- 32:47I work for Bio Technica. As you may not have realized
- 32:50before. Okay?
- 32:53Honestly, I don't know how I missed it, and I work in a
- 32:59special division where we do testing and if you would like to
- 33:03make a large sum of money in which you could use to, Back
- 33:06some people that you owe money to.
- 33:10I could hurt, I could turn you in as a volunteer.
- 33:13Well, What kind of experiments were talking about?
- 33:19How well we work with a large array of supplements, the
- 33:24specific project that I work on is for the body fuel line.
- 33:30Now, body fuel is here. It's designed to make your body
- 33:34work for you. Right.
- 33:37Now we are working on on turning your excess fluids and
- 33:45Superfluous cells into fuel. Whether that be biofuel for
- 33:54engines or for vehicles or for yourself.
- 34:00And what's the pay? Well, I don't know what exactly,
- 34:04but I could look it up for you. I can look at the contract, pull
- 34:08that up and then it'd be real easy.
- 34:10Just decided on one of these tiles.
- 34:13Well guys I don't really like the whole science thing, it's
- 34:18not really my bag. Well, but listen, my specific
- 34:21division. Has has nothing to do with
- 34:24anything outside of your body. It is just your body working for
- 34:28you. Particularly, what we do is we
- 34:31make our body. Yes, your body, your choice.
- 34:34It'll grow its own nutrients for you.
- 34:39Think of that. You might never have to eat ever
- 34:42again. Give it to me.
- 34:44Straight doc, what kind of what kind of crazy shit happens to
- 34:49people who take these supplements?
- 34:52Well, so I work on B that is my subdivision of body fuel body
- 35:00fuel bite. You take a supplement once daily
- 35:04and it Creates. A hyper nutrient inside the
- 35:11Keratin in your body. So what happens is as your
- 35:15fingernail grows or your hair, grows those pieces of you, those
- 35:21parts of you are a super nutrient and you can eat it and
- 35:26be sustained, your body then grows everything.
- 35:30It needs to sustain, you And that's it.
- 35:36You take a pill once daily and nothing else.
- 35:40Jeb Jeb, like Texas takes his hands out of his mouth.
- 35:44Looks at his fingernails, like, quickly puts that aside.
- 35:48So you're already doing the work, And that's it.
- 35:54That's all we just knew. 1000 up front.
- 35:58Absolutely. Jeb looks over at Remy if
- 36:04thousand up front, huh? Now, see, I will need you to end
- 36:12the to finish the contract though, because you still owe me
- 36:15money. So I don't mind if you pay rub
- 36:19me upfront. Well you know he was the first
- 36:24one that I was dead too. So I feel like first one in
- 36:27first one out, you know? Yeah that's fine.
- 36:29I also get a referral bonus so that's No skin off my.
- 36:33We're gonna split that for a bonus.
- 36:36No, because you would use it to pay me, right?
- 36:40So half of that, you can just take that right off the top.
- 36:46I'd like to, I'd like to go ahead and use the game mechanics
- 36:50of trading. I'd like to use use my because I
- 36:54happened to be happy to put a whole bunch of stats, right into
- 36:59being able to talk myself because I know that I am very
- 37:02much poor, I can talk myself into getting it, he'll deal.
- 37:10You are not persuaded by Jeb's silvertongue offer.
- 37:16However, you are not insulted by his offer.
- 37:19Remains gotta do what he's gotta do.
- 37:22No, I understand. I completely understand but I
- 37:26also have to look out for myself because this tank That you have
- 37:30damaged. I did shit.
- 37:34That was me. Can we roll back the tape?
- 37:36Can someone roll back the tape? Where he opened the delivery
- 37:39box? That was brought here by a bio
- 37:41Technica drone the crate that said biotechnical on it.
- 37:46He broke open and let the tank fall onto the ground.
- 37:54You will either giant scratch on the side of the stasis tank.
- 37:58Yeah. I don't do remember that.
- 38:00Remy replays it again on their face are you sure that was me?
- 38:04Mmm, I'm just looking at it now. It's a little it's a little
- 38:07blurry. I'm pretty sure was it was
- 38:11someone else with the cowboy hat.
- 38:14Well, I wasn't here yet. Strangers.
- 38:17Looking at the at the case I could probably fix this.
- 38:21That would be wonderful and how could I repeat you what?
- 38:26What kind of that I'm thinking of a fancy word for payment but
- 38:32I'm just going to say payment. Would you like Large sums smart.
- 38:38Just I need you. I need you.
- 38:41I need you all. So, me and pain would Domino?
- 38:47Well, I don't want to cheat you out of it, anything that you
- 38:50deserve because that was something that we were already
- 38:52working on. Well, if you're already working
- 38:55for Domino, I guess I've already been paid and he spends a bit of
- 38:59time, working on the stasis tank and you manages to buff out most
- 39:02of the, of the scratch and repair any of the actual damage
- 39:06to the device itself. And it's now running, normally,
- 39:09it would take someone examining the case very, very closely to
- 39:13see the damage now. If put back quietly, no one will
- 39:18ever notice. Yeah, it's a really good paint
- 39:20job. Well a damaged vending machine
- 39:26sales less you get good at it. That's a fair point.
- 39:30Where are the old vending machines?
- 39:31Anyway they downstairs in the back?
- 39:33Yeah. Ping, is there any tea in this
- 39:38place? TS o actually some tea.
- 39:43Sounds lung. Lovely.
- 39:46Ping sits down at this little store behind the bar and start
- 39:49working on a kettle and making some tea there.
- 39:52Any particular to you, once Hannah, whatever you have will
- 39:55be fine. I like to cool down after a
- 39:58mission by drinking a nice cup of tea at settles my mind.
- 40:03Do you have a long? We have along.
- 40:07Now, I will take that and being starts making tea and as they're
- 40:10walking towards whether the tears, they look over it.
- 40:13I honor and say Iona, you're bleeding oh I forgot I get kind
- 40:21of lightheaded a nice of Dad. adrenaline will make wounds
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- 40:57Just put it to me straight man. What do I gotta do to get my
- 41:01best friend up and run? Yeah, I would say that if you
- 41:06can get that part then, yeah, I can be able to get to work on
- 41:09it, where all the fucking vending machines.
- 41:15Seems like a fetch Quest. I need those vending machines
- 41:20back. Jebediah before you do.
- 41:24So. even though I do not quite like you, Just know, once you
- 41:32sell a part of you to a corporation, you do not get that
- 41:36part back. Be aware of this.
- 41:41Well if I can sell a part of me to make sure it's low and his
- 41:45whole guess I consider that fair trade,
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