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Truth Be Told, MTH, Sheryl Underwood, OCD and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a suit on looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them more like theming buck bus things. And it's
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  Speaker 1: true good it. Steve has listening to move together for steamy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't join by joining me. You gotta use turning them.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out to turn turn the water the water. Come,
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  Speaker 1: come on your baby at it. Uh huh, I show
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  Speaker 1: will good morning everybody y'all listening to the VARs, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show, Man on man on man. Grateful for
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  Speaker 1: it comes with a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really know I was gonna have to be this responsible,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Um, can I share something with y'all? I
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  Speaker 1: started out to Finally I had gotten on track and
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  Speaker 1: was able to see a way to even pursue my dream.
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  Speaker 1: It has been a long, a long trip that I've
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  Speaker 1: been on, and I've gone through so many phases of it.
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  Speaker 1: It is rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is this, let me let me put
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  Speaker 1: it together, because I got so much running through my
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  Speaker 1: head right now. You know it's it's one thing to
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  Speaker 1: accomplish your dream, but there's joy in the process of
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  Speaker 1: achieving it. See, some people are so caught up in
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  Speaker 1: the goal, the final goal, that they find no joy,
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  Speaker 1: no enjoyment in the process. If you have found what
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  Speaker 1: it is you want to do and you strike out
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  Speaker 1: on that journey, please understand you are far more blessed
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  Speaker 1: than the average person to know what it is you
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  Speaker 1: really want to do, to find your work in life,
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  Speaker 1: your purpose, to find out what direction you want to
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  Speaker 1: go in is such a blessing. The average person, if
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  Speaker 1: you sit down and talk to them, oftentimes don't have
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  Speaker 1: their life on track. And it'd be some people that
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  Speaker 1: you're looking at you think God are going on because
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  Speaker 1: of their appearance, their swagger, or they walk like it,
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  Speaker 1: they talk like it, they look like it. But if
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  Speaker 1: you sit down and talk to the average person, the
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  Speaker 1: average person man does not know what their purpose is,
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  Speaker 1: has not discovered what they want to do, and have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how to get there. If you are on
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  Speaker 1: the other side of that, if you understand your purpose,
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  Speaker 1: if you have an idea of what you want to be,
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  Speaker 1: and you are on your way there, you are truly blessed,
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  Speaker 1: and in that blessing, you must recognize it as a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: You must recognize the fact that you are on the
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  Speaker 1: right side, and that there should be a sense of
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  Speaker 1: accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you that you
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  Speaker 1: are on track to accomplish your goal. See what used
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  Speaker 1: to happen was sometimes I used to keep my nose
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  Speaker 1: so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even look up
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  Speaker 1: and realize. Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get here, but Steve, hold on, man, can't you see
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  Speaker 1: what you've done so far? Can't you find just some
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  Speaker 1: joy in the process. See, a lot of us lose
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  Speaker 1: the joy of the blessings God has given us because
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  Speaker 1: we're looking at the end. Tomot, I ain't there yet.
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  Speaker 1: You on your way. I'm gonna give you an example.
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  Speaker 1: I had a friend who told me that they wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be a million now, and they asked me some
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  Speaker 1: questions and I told him, so they started the process,
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  Speaker 1: and I am telling you, this dude works extremely hard.
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  Speaker 1: So about a year later we were talking. He had
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  Speaker 1: found this business, he had set his goal, and he
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  Speaker 1: was working towards it. Then about two years later I
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  Speaker 1: ran up into him again. We were talking about it
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  Speaker 1: and everything. It's a man, really really appreciate the advice.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, but this is all jacked up, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I still ain't made that million I was talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I said, well, hey, man, just just keep at it.
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  Speaker 1: It's coming. He's a man. Keep at it. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: know how long I've been doing this? Been two years now.
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't say that to him, but I said
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  Speaker 1: to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man, I've been
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  Speaker 1: grinding so long. Man, it's just it ain't having it
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  Speaker 1: from me. I said, wait a minute, man, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on. I said, about how much you're making right
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  Speaker 1: now a year, man, about two hundred and fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 1: I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
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  Speaker 1: ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you're
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  Speaker 1: making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand how blessed you are? I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: your family was about to get put out two years ago.
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  Speaker 1: You don't bought a house? Yeah, man, but this ain't
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  Speaker 1: the house. I really won't. Ohoa Pardner, whoa I got that?
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  Speaker 1: I got that house you really won't make Mike call
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  Speaker 1: five eight million. I don't know. But man, y'all got
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  Speaker 1: a house, you're making the payments, you drive it. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't out no more. I said, holder. Man, you got
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  Speaker 1: to stop. I said, you got to stop. I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: because right now, man, you you coming across as real
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  Speaker 1: ungrateful to me. And so he said, man, why are
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  Speaker 1: you tripping like that? Man? Man, you act like don't
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  Speaker 1: nobody want to have nothing but you? I said, whoa man?
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  Speaker 1: Where you going with this conversation? I said, Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't come to you. I just came to you and
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  Speaker 1: ask you how you doing. And I'm trying to point
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  Speaker 1: out to you that the journey that you started on,
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  Speaker 1: that you are on your way, and you are in
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  Speaker 1: the process of accomplishing your goals. And can you not
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  Speaker 1: feel some joy and some pleasure in your accomplishment. Quit
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  Speaker 1: tripping on the fact that you ain't made a million yet.
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  Speaker 1: You on your way. You don't went from your He thought,
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  Speaker 1: this dude was making fifteen thousand dollars a year. You
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  Speaker 1: making quarter of a million dollars in two years. May
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, can't you see? Can't you see? So
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  Speaker 1: he said, Eventually, a man, I kind of see what
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  Speaker 1: you're saying, But that ain't about nothing to me because
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  Speaker 1: I ran up into him a year and a half later.
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  Speaker 1: How you're doing, man, Man, I showed wish I'd appreciate
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  Speaker 1: it my life when I had it like that? I said,
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  Speaker 1: what you mean, had it like that? Man? Just fell
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  Speaker 1: on some hard times? Man, I'm right back why I was.
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  Speaker 1: And then we talked. I said, hey, man, don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. I said, Once you know how to accomplish something,
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  Speaker 1: I said, you just reapply the same principles and start
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  Speaker 1: on over again. Man, you know how hard it is
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  Speaker 1: to be to start over. Okay, my man, hold up, partner,
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  Speaker 1: you can't do yourself like this again. First you wasn't
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  Speaker 1: grateful for what you had. Now you're looking at the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you might have to start over, and you
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  Speaker 1: know how hard it is to start over. Maybe God said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't happy with this? Okay, didn't handle it your way?
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  Speaker 1: You obviously ain't happy with the way I'm bringing it
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  Speaker 1: into your life. You want to handle it your weight,
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead and handle it, because he will let you
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  Speaker 1: have it your way. Can I tell you that he
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  Speaker 1: will let you do it? Exactly the way you want
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  Speaker 1: to it, because he gives us all the power of choice.
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  Speaker 1: So then maybe he said, Okay, you don't appreciate the
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  Speaker 1: way I'm doing it. You don't like the favor I'm
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  Speaker 1: showing you. You think it's take it too long. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you do it your way. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let you
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  Speaker 1: do it your way. Just just say. Maybe he said that,
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  Speaker 1: and now he right back where it was. So what
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  Speaker 1: I try to get the young cat to understand was, man,
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  Speaker 1: appreciate your life for what it is, because like life,
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  Speaker 1: Jenny's got that song that he got out off this album.
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  Speaker 1: Still I still believe it could have been worse. And
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  Speaker 1: now that it is worse. What's on your mind now, folks,
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  Speaker 1: if you are on that side of life where you
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  Speaker 1: have figured out what you want to do, you know
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  Speaker 1: how you're gonna get that, and you know your purpose.
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  Speaker 1: You're accomplishing what the majority of people never ever do.
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  Speaker 1: So be grateful for your process. Don't tumble yourself, don't
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  Speaker 1: throw yourself off to cliff. It's gonna be all right.
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  Speaker 1: Success takes a measure of time. It is not easy
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  Speaker 1: if success were easy, everybody would be successful. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls may have your attention. Please,
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  Speaker 1: what's up with your girl? Hey, Steve, how are you doing? Hey, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, what's going on? Thursday Junior? Morning up, Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: Tom fool is in the building top of the morning
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  Speaker 1: of this day? Oh right, hello Shirley, Hey Steve. Good,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I am good? How are you? You?
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely wonderful day, so happy you could join us. I've
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  Speaker 1: been here. Okay, well glad, I don't mess with me
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Okay, just go on, just go on and on.
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  Speaker 1: I can't even do nothing, no shot today you can.
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  Speaker 1: It's already to start it. Hey, Timmy, Timmy, what's going
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  Speaker 1: on with you? Boy? I'm good, man, I'm good. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to my friend over there. She's just not
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  Speaker 1: a little different this morning. Yeah, I'm fine. You guys
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  Speaker 1: are crazy, hey, baby, just something happened you all right?
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  Speaker 1: Because you know I'm your big brother. If anything, you're
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  Speaker 1: not my biggest brother. No, I don't want no, no, no, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am no. No, you shut your mouth. I am
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  Speaker 1: right there. You shut your mouth. Never talk to me
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  Speaker 1: like that. I'm trying to hash you good fish used
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  Speaker 1: to fight. What's your timing when we were two and
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  Speaker 1: three and five? And that's not true. That's not true.
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  Speaker 1: That is not true, and you know it. Don't make
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  Speaker 1: us traill this a he go too far? Really, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say nothing feeling Steve Good. I'm just listening to
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  Speaker 1: the conversation. What conversation junior? Morning up? Man? How you
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  Speaker 1: feeling today? Man? Man, it's like a superstar baby. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't matter. I don't see myself like that. I
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  Speaker 1: just don't you see yourself. Pop told me to see
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  Speaker 1: yourself as a loser. What did you see? That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm running from that real heart in a foot race
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  Speaker 1: against popit I had at Poe end. I've been on
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  Speaker 1: that in way too long. A matter of fact, I
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  Speaker 1: stayed over. I felt like I stayed over that way
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  Speaker 1: longer than I need. I was asking God at one point, Hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: really is just necessary? I have learned the lesson teach
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  Speaker 1: me something else. I want to learn something. Man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you've seen this movie before, you know. Man? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like I told you the other day, I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: Biggie never was wrong when he said more money, more problems.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Well the hell I shall want to see
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  Speaker 1: what the hell you want to know? The new problems
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  Speaker 1: you want to experience it these problems I got. I'm
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  Speaker 1: good asking for the new problem. All right, coming up,
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  Speaker 1: something funny. We'll be back at thirty two after you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, here we go with something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Uh and what is this? Jay? You said, the horror movie?
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  Speaker 1: You want to do that? That sounds good. We can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. If you're gonna do a horror movie, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have to. Hell, if you're gonna have a horror movie,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's go. First of all, if you're black,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a black man in a horror movie, you
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  Speaker 1: will be the first to that happen. The credits. It's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna happen, no way. And then you just you
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna die right off the bat for seven minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I got one. Yeah, if you're gonna have a horror movie,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do horror movie. The white girl got to fall.
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  Speaker 1: She gotta fall, he gotta fall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women.
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  Speaker 1: And if she falls, whoever goes back to save her?
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  Speaker 1: That too, Yes, But you gotta tell if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: if it's gonna be a horror movie, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a white person, uh, walking in the woods because they
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  Speaker 1: heard something. What oh, what is that? What's that? What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Going toward that sound? Yet towards the sounds? What you
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  Speaker 1: gotta see? Who is that? Jason? Somebody got to open
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  Speaker 1: the door while the whole audience is holland don't Steve
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  Speaker 1: good one? You know, I got one? That one? For
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  Speaker 1: some reason, why are you sitting up either watching TV
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  Speaker 1: or either you will see a little vision of a
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  Speaker 1: little girl somewhere in your house just popping up for
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  Speaker 1: no damn reason. You can't make a horror move without
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  Speaker 1: a little girl just showing up in the window. She's
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  Speaker 1: in the refrigerator, she's who is the look girl. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna make a horrible and I mean, if you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna make a horrible somebody gotta die. While giving a speech,
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  Speaker 1: it's all this talking. You get down, you got to die.
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing this. There's no way I'm taking it. Shoom.
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  Speaker 1: What you gotta, Timmy, what you got. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in a horror movie, it's got to be a
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  Speaker 1: dead person walk him by. It has to be a deader.
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  Speaker 1: They've been dead for a penny, but they walk him by. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right. If you go have a horror movie, you
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  Speaker 1: must have a hunted house and the white family stay
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  Speaker 1: in it anyway. It's only way we can shoot. Move.
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  Speaker 1: You must stay in the house here after you're discovering
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  Speaker 1: that is home. T keep going to bed. Keep. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't nobody moving. Why would they stay in there anyway?
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  Speaker 1: That's the white people. That's what white people do the movie.
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  Speaker 1: They stay in day after day. They hear stuff, they
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  Speaker 1: see stuff, stuff moved, but they don't. That's true, man.
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  Speaker 1: They got to stay. And they're gonna have a horror movie.
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  Speaker 1: You must run out of gas on a deserted roll,
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  Speaker 1: you have no phone signal and all. Yeah, don't happen.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, I'll tell you what. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: in the horror movie. You have a horror movie. The
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  Speaker 1: lights gonna go out. When the lights go out, somebody
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  Speaker 1: got to go check. You don't blame the lights go out.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody moves. You can't get a black person, hux.
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  Speaker 1: We'll sit there way till they come home. Somebody got
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  Speaker 1: to go check the break a bull? Why go outside
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  Speaker 1: and found the break a box? Oh my god, the
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  Speaker 1: lights arount You must check this out. These all ways.
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  Speaker 1: A window that's open, that keeps uh swinging back and forth,
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  Speaker 1: and you keep hearing the window open. The shutter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Every horrible movie is always going to be one hell
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  Speaker 1: being with no teeth that come over and start killing.
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  Speaker 1: When you're seeing him show up with no teeth, teeth,
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  Speaker 1: it's him, yeah, him. Everybody else got teeth. He got
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  Speaker 1: no teeth. We did talking to him. No teeth, ain't
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  Speaker 1: shaysolutely And I don't care where you live. If it's
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  Speaker 1: sunny in the daytime at night, sun enlightening all the time,
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  Speaker 1: the whole time must change. The weather must change. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. This gets on my nerves. The
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  Speaker 1: horror movie. Every horror movie, they get a history of
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  Speaker 1: the house. Why the hell you ain't listen to Old
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  Speaker 1: Man really killed twenty five people? Why the hell we
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  Speaker 1: buy fast in twenty five? Why you want to be
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  Speaker 1: twenty six? I'm look always know that history all the time,
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, imation, that's always gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: white couple that make love in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: scary part. They do it all the time, all the time. Killer.
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  Speaker 1: Get to watch it, the killer. Get to watch when
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  Speaker 1: and when you think the killer is dead? He he
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  Speaker 1: gonna what what do you do? Sit up? He straight up?
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  Speaker 1: And it's always blood coming out of wall. Yes, some
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  Speaker 1: damn kid, you're gonna open the wall. You don't get
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: your ass in your car, man, don't open the door,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up next, Tommy's run that brank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening morning show right now. The
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with run that prank back. What you
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  Speaker 1: got now? I got your drunk husband, Yo, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I got. Let's running. Hello. You gonna hold on a minute, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got your phone. I'll give your wife a car.
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  Speaker 1: Hell hello, right right now. You're inebriated, sir, okay, right now,
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  Speaker 1: to be taking you in, But I'm not gonna do that.
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  Speaker 1: You let me and I ain't able to come and
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  Speaker 1: pick you off. I'll let her come get you, all right.
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  Speaker 1: All Brian's gonna officer, Brian's gonna put you in his
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  Speaker 1: squad car. I'm gonna call your wife. I've got the
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  Speaker 1: phone dolling now all right, okay, Hello, Hello? Who is he? Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Whom I? Who am I fushing with? Please? Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: This is Officer Daniels Aufer Daniel you just called from?
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  Speaker 1: This is my husband number? Who is who is Officer Dans?
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  Speaker 1: I am Officer Daniels Man. Yes, your husband's actually being
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  Speaker 1: pulled over and he's been uh actually he's in another
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  Speaker 1: officer's car. He's he's a little bit of kneebriated here
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  Speaker 1: and we're trying to see about getting him picked up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying my best not to take him in today,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: so I'm trying to be a good Samaritan. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get someone to come and pick him up. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, back back up. You got my
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  Speaker 1: husband's U What I got here on the driver's license
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  Speaker 1: is Kenny Kenny, and he's with you now. He's actually
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  Speaker 1: an officer Brian's squad car right now. So he was
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  Speaker 1: actually uh bobbing and weaving out on the road and
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  Speaker 1: we pulled him over. He's not creating any problems. The
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  Speaker 1: young lady wasn't creating any problems. So what we're trying,
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  Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is get somebody to come
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  Speaker 1: and pick him up. You don't have my husband because
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: my husband has had worked, so he can't be in
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: no officer, Brian or in your car? And did you
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: say tim again? Did you say somebody's with Kennedy there?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: That was a young lady in the car. Man, we're
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: actually letting her go because she's not in heee created,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look over at somebody. She's calling somebody to
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: pick her up now. Man, No, I can't believe it. Kenny,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: and I know that dirty song gotten Novack in my car,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: that's my car. And you said that he had timid
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: officer timidus look at that it tim of what she
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: looked like. If that'd not be that, that'd not be
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: the one. I think. I have no idea. Excuse me, ma'am.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I don't learn about it in my cause he's supposed
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: to be working. I'm so sorry. Ja Jasmine, okay, you're Jasmine? Okay, no,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: just say we'll talk to you a moment. Yeah, her
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: name is Jasmin. I'm not sure who keep keep keep it? Yeah,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: holding that TI I get there I'm on my way.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way right now. Hey, Bridget, I want
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you to watch these children from the time I get back.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see if I can give me a
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: ride up to the truck stop and I'll be back
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: in a minute. Hello. Yeah, Hello, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Okay, okay, man listen, I can't. I can't
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: stay here too much longer. I can. I can say here,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: maybe another fifteen twenty minutes. Somebody come get the car,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: and but I gotta keep moving here. I'm just trying
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: to do an I'm all my way. I'm all my way.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: I'm all my way. I got my parents in my hand.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I'm all my way to that fuck stop. Please don't
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: take that nowhere because I got something funny. And when
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I get that, I hope like hell. And ain't they
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: they's been calling me so with me all through the night.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Leave for the attack, get them because I got some
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: things that I need to take care of. This thing.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Don't move the squad car to I get there. I'm
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: all wait right now, right now, I be there in
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: a minute. I well, that took my time. Picked up
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: the to day. We don't had arguments over this. It
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: better not do that. If better not, I bet you,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I bet not be her. It's better not be here.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm all my way. I'll be there in a minute.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I be there that I get them. Okay, Well, now
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: here's a god that was with Kenny. Let me close.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You can hear me better. Man, there was another gentleman
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: that was in the back seat of the car that
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: was riding with Kenny and the young lady. I don't
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: give it. I know other rider with Kenny. Just make
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: sure he's there when I get there. Okay, okay, Now
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: do you know who this other gentleman? Do you know
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. I don't care, but I know that you
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Nephew Tommy said to you, this is nephew
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Timmy from the steam wavering morning, your baby, your husband.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Kenny got me to prank fall called you man, you
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: got you got You ain't knny because it was just
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: gonna happen to Kenny. Nephew Timming, I was going to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: go down the bank head in two eighty five. When
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: he gets home, he's still on Oh my god, you aren't.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Now I'm gonna check what you at times.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Oh man, he told me, he said, man, my wife
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: don't play, He said, my man to prank my wife.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You aren't saying I'm dood timing. I'm dood. I'm doing
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: what career? Though? He didn't work. We don't hearn't work.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: He't work here, work here in your car at work? Hey, baby,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: tell me this what the baddest radio show in the land,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Steve how Show. That's all you need to say. Okay,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: y'all with me on it. Oh, it's gonna happen. Yeah,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: We're always with you. I don't worry. You guess where
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I am gonna be? Asked me? Asked me? Well, we
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: asked no. October eighteenth and nineteenth. I'm in Chicago, Illinois
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: at the Airy Crown. That's two nights the eighteenth and nineteenth.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Along with me one of the craziest ones in common
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Laville Crawford, Corey Holk, Them, Tony Roberts, DC, Young Fly
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Country Wayne and it's hosted by yours truly nephew Tommy.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: That's two nights at the Airy Crown, the eighteenth and
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: nineteenth of October. Friday and Saturday. Tickets are on sale
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  Speaker 1: right now. You can go to all ticket Master outlets,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: so you can go to the every Crown box office
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and get you some tickets. Once again, that is a
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: lineup right there, Leville Crawford, Corey, Holk, Them, Tony Robbers, DC,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Young Fly Country, Wayne and Yours truly the Nephew holding
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: it Down hosting the Whole Show eighteenth and nineteenth tickets
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: on sale. Read now, no, Shirley, I have no comp tickets.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, well then I won't be there. Stay
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: right down, thank you, answer I will. That's settled. Next
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and I want you to pay your sick ticket and
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: come see me and support me. Okay. Is it going
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: to charity? The money this show? Okay? Not this show
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: right here? Okay? See if it was going to charity, okay,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: that's when you absolutely that's for charity. How much do
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you give to chairit Teeth? How about your tickets? That's
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: where we're gonna I thought at some point we were friend.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not buying the tickets for you. I'm
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: looking at you and holler, and a lot of people
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: don't know. I know, I know your cuss when you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: get made a lot of people don't know that. God,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Oh say you don't say it. I don't, Shirley. See,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: why are you looking at the ground. I'm not. Look okay,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: look me in my eyes and say I don't cuss
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: when I get made. No one in the radio can
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: see me. Do it. Look at you in your eyes.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: We gotta go. We got I know they comment all
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the time. I'm I g all right, coming up, we'll
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: come right back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, here we go with something funny.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, junior, truth be told. Yeah, I'm gonna say this.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: For some churches that's out here that need to have testimony,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: time really cut out truth toe. If your church don't
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: have internet, you don't need to be having testimonies because
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the testimonies are getting too long. They need a screener. Yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: they need somebody to sit down. Let me hear your testimony,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and we will decide when you get to see it
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in front of everybody. Because you got people who go
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: up there I want to testify. You can tell the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: ones who testimony not gonna be good because they're too
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: anxious to get the money. They head shake it. It
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: lad told and jumping. They jumping up like they got
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: a game or something like they got a warm up bone.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: And then they get up there and the testimimony. I
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: want to speak to the Lord about my toe. This
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: toe had been hurting me. We don't really need them
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: no more. I'm just asking till we get some screeners
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: or we have to hear your testimony on Sunday. All
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: of us got stuff to do. Now we're sitting up
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: a hold up in church because you're talking about your
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: toe or somebody got there one time, no hut and testified.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I've been praying for Israel, and I'm saying to myself,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you ain't never been. Why I handed you up there prayer?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: How you get the hall the Lord talk to you
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: about Israel? Where you get that from? I just want
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: to go to games one. I don't want to just
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: sit it here no more and hear your testimonies that
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: ain't by nothing. You ain't got an amen, You ain't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: gotta go ahead or let him use you. Ain't nobody
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: saying nothing. You shut down three hundred eighty five people
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: by yourself. You shut down an entire church. Pastor ain't
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: saying nothing. We don't need, no need. We need a testimony.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Mike Snatches. I'm signing up because if I don't like it,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there. You know, Polo got the saying, Man,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Church just need to help testimonial Mike Snatches. That's all
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I'm saying saying. I'm just saying, I just want to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: get to out there. How long is this gonna go on? Huh? Well?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: The problem is, Jay, we keep back like it ain't.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: We didn't took up this offer. We've been here since
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: six and I'm talking, game is on. The game is on.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You ain't getting nobody to say go ahead, then you go. Amen.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: You can't get nobody to agree with you. Your testimony
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: is not a not anything. I'm just saying, why you
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: get to talk? Is that long? Man? We need a
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: testimony of Mike Snash. I'm telling you to if they
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: start they testimony off with you know right that they
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: testimony ain't man? You know yeah, yeah, I'm about to
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: start getting my keys, all right, Steve, Let's get to
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss a trip. Thank you
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: very much, everybody. This is and troop with the news. Okay,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: As it was feared a turkey reportedly began a military
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: operation in the northern Syria yesterday, and the Turkish president
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: claims that the aim is to destroy what he says
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: is a terra corridor of Kurdish and ISIS fighters near
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Turkey's southern border with Syria. How the Turks have been
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: conducting air strikes on several towns and business villages that
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: now have ground troops there. And while the Turks claimed
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: they're only seeking to create a safe zone of about
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: thirty kilometers into Syria, reports are they already gone much
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: much deeper in Syria than that Trump claims. The President
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: claims his administration doesn't endorse Turkey's attacks and that things
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: should be okay. Hundreds of years this has been going on.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: We were put into this battle interjected. It was supposed
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: to be at a thirty day period and we've been
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: there for many, many years. We're getting out of the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: endless wars, and eventually somebody who was going to have
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: to make the decision, and frankly, we're getting a lot
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: of praise from that decision. People are saying goes sometimes
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: bring our people back home, while some people are not praising.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: At the UN Secretary General is expressing concern, urging Turkey
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: to respect humanitarian Lloyd. Dallas cops say that a second
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: suspect has been arrested in the killing of Joshua Brown.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: That's the gentleman who was the key witness against Amberg
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Geiger when she murdered Botham Jean Ten days after testifying,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: the twenty six year old Brown, as you know, was
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: fatally shot in the parking lot of his new apartment complex.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Cops claimed mister Brown was dealing drugs. However, Community Active
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: is still wondering why Amber Geiger's defense team didn't call
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Brown a drug dealer during her trial if he was so,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: they still think something doesn't smell right about his murder.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: At a presidential campaign rally yesterday, former Vice President Joe
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Biden said, for the first time, the President Trump should
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: be impeached his words and his actions. President Trump has
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: indicted himself by obstructing justice refusing to comply with the
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Congressional He's already convicted himself by now joined several other
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Democratic candidates, actually nineteen, he's the last. He was the
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: last to say that the president has committed impeachable offenses.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: And now the latest Fox News poll Fox News poll
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: shows that over half American's pole feel that Trump should
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: be impeached. That's a Fox pole. Meanwhile, the Trump White
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: House insisted that will not cooperate with the House of
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Representatives impeachment inquiry over the President's dealings with Ukraine. Northern
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: California's power company PG and E shut down the power
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: yesterday one hundreds of thousands of customers who at least today.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: They say it's a preventive measure designed to keep equipment
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: from sparking dangerous wildfires because they have those hot Sinda
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Anna winds being to blow, so they didn't want anything
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: to really start after. That's starting today. And Augusta, Georgia. Augusta,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Georgia pays homage to one of its own internationally revered
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: opera star, Jesse Norman. Jesse Norman died last week at
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: seventy four. As a public viewing tonight in Honorary Street
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: naming ceremony tomorrow evening. Her homegoing service is scheduled for
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Saturday afternoon. Finally, today is National Angel Cake Day. A
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: lot of folks joining the Angels. Now back to the
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Come on Steve J. Anthony Brown is here to murder
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: another hit. Yes, you offer is here. Don't be alarmed.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I was doing something and we're doing something. It's called
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: your show, your right. Guess what, Hi, everybody's Halloween. Here's
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a Halloween diddy for you on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Check it out. Boom damn miss high loween. Now I've
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: got the bosom candy kids holding out their hands. I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: think that big one was twinning and three from folks
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: holding babies. They come from My lover interrupted me while
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm watching TV. How many down trouble? Will I see?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Baba many babies? Too many babies? Dam I hate Halloween?
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Too many baby, damn many baby? Tune any babies all
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: age glarade, ain'ty pressing, screaming, doing lying, nice stride? Why
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: God trick? The eating is a child thing? Such a
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: scary face you cannot. I'll be saying that money, the
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: brown the spot, y'all. But I don't want to brag.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Too many baby, too many babes, Damn. I hate Halloween
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: June and baby. Too many babies, and maybe damn I
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: hate Halloween. Too many baby, too many baby. Right, I'm
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: gonna playing at my wife's Halloween carnival in the backyard. Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: this shit throwing fall the grand keys, baby many back
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: many baby damn I Halloween. I'm gonna play that in
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: your backyard. Speakers my wife whence Line, I'm telling it
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: will be in my neighborhood. It probably will be ten
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: thousand kids that come over to mind. Ten thousand, thousand,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: ten easy, ten thousand kids. That's a lot of kids
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: this year. I'm a dressing right. All right, we'll be
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steven Show. All right, here
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: we go. It is time for juniors. Truth be told. Yeah, Surelee,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: you know, mum in the same vein of Halloween. Oh,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: in the same vein you know when you trick a treating. Yeah,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: we should be able to recognize which you are when
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: you come to the dough. The cost we need to
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: know off the bat. Okay, if you a ghost, you
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a ghost. If you are good, then you a guy. Yeah,
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: don't come to my dough with the black costume that
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I don't really recognize. All these hood these hood I
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: fits like you got twenty fives and thirty three cents.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: What is you? I'm a food stamp. You ain't coming
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: to my dough dressed like this. You know I don't
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: need a costume. Come to the dough. You child support papers.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't really want to to that. I'm
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: not giving to that. You're not coming over here? Is that?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: What is you? A box fan? You can't be a
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: box fan coming to me? You got one blade? You
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: fitting I'm not fitning be given to that. Yeah, I'm
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: judging the costule. I won't scare your stuff racking. You know,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: you know ghosts, you know God, you know you can't
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: be all the other stuff nobody, dude, you know what
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You want to zombie? Yeah? Yeah, you know
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you forty five? You buy yourself? What are you a babe? Daddy?
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: And my damn dope, I'm not fitna hat at and
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: my dough. I just want to let y'all known come
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm turning my light out of You're not
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: getting no canny. You know what I man me? No,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you can't be flish flish my liga bull. Now you
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: come to the dough and it's twelve of y'all, just
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: one a dolt and twelve kids, and I asked you
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: what you is. You can't say I'm a baby mama
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: like you can't be and my dough, all the kids,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: different heights, different ages, and what is y'all a baby mama? Where? Well?
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Why why would you a business? Haywood hood costumes? Different? Yeah?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I know you come up to the dough. You got
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: fall all over you. Who are you? Ultra man? I'm
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a soul your mama? Oh you got some styrofam already.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Why aren't you always and some a little and old you?
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Then you could be a to go plate. You know,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I don't walk the costumes. And that's just the truth.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I just got you. You got dunk tape wrapped around
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: your shoes. You come up there and just tell me
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: you home. I can just put a whole bunch of
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: white lotion on me, Julian and say I'm a perm
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: when I'm you're black. I'm a pir crazy, That's all
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't want to see that this year.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: You want some Yeah, I want some scary You can't
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: walk up to the door. And you got six little
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: girls with you now on the dunk talking about what
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: is you? I'm a pim comes too much. That's hood.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: That's hood stuff. That just little little boy, long round
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: T shirt on. He talking about he up. Yeah, you
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: got y'all comeing, y'all coming to it. You come to
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: the door. You're brown man. You got your child, but
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: you got two card boards. They both got two cardboard boxes.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: What are y'all? We TV sets take take your crown ass.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: So how about right here if I put on a
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: long white down then and and I'm I'm a chitling,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I'm a man. Or you just walk up to doing
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: You got your pajamas on? What are you? Little girl?
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a praise damn and your pamper. Wow, I didn't
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: got step the costumes up? Ye, don't be lazy on
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: the costumes. Creativity in yourself, not on the door. You're
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: just not gonna do a little foy, not on the dough.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: And he ain't got no cost Who is you? I'm me?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: I'm home, okay, Junior bared a shirt, raggedy, heat, grease
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: all over my face. I'm a shade tree, mechanic dode
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that works. No no food, no, no, I'm leaning down
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: on the cone. You know what I'm saying. No coming
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: up next now, you Timmy's frank phone call. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: Stry Morning Show. All right, here we go coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. Get ready for today's crazy a Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm next, Come on, nephew, what you got for
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  Speaker 1: the prank today? Doctor Petrie? I need some help, Doctor Petrie.
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  Speaker 1: I need some help, Renny. Hello, I'm trying to rich
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  Speaker 1: doctor Petrie. Please. This is doctor Petrie, Doctor Petrie. My
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  Speaker 1: name is a Jared Jared, and I was open you
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  Speaker 1: helped me. I would have would would have a problem
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  Speaker 1: that I have. Okay, hello Jared, um, I would love
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  Speaker 1: to help you out with a problem. Unfortunately the coupeat
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  Speaker 1: you right, I am, but this is my personal number.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get this number? Somebody gave me this
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  Speaker 1: number so I could call you and and and try
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  Speaker 1: to get some counseling from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm, I'm,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm really in a bad situation right now, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I can I can recognize that that you're in a
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  Speaker 1: bad situation. But how did you get my number? This
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  Speaker 1: is my personal line. Who gave you my number? Are
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  Speaker 1: you you? You're the doctor. You're the counselor to help
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  Speaker 1: people with with with with situations and problems and stuff. Right, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am Jared. What can I do for you? Jared? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I got a problem that it seemed like I'm just
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  Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what you're about
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  Speaker 1: to get into. You're about to you want to go
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  Speaker 1: into a counseling session, and so in order to do that,
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  Speaker 1: I do that through making an appointment, um, all of that.
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  Speaker 1: But you you you all on the stand. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to What I'm trying to tell you is that I
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  Speaker 1: gotta situate and I know it's gonna happen again the
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  Speaker 1: night because it's been handing it all the time. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I just need some if you could just give
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  Speaker 1: me a little bit of help and then I'll come
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  Speaker 1: in next week. But I mean, I just need you
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  Speaker 1: to tell me how to handle my problem and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll come in next week. I just I just I
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  Speaker 1: need this bad right now, Jared. Jared, Jared, I need
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  Speaker 1: you to focus. Okay. I don't do this over the phone. However,
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  Speaker 1: it founds to me like you. I need you. Can
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  Speaker 1: you can you be there for me? Just for Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here, rights for calling you and disrupting your weekend,
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  Speaker 1: but can you help me out? I don't know what's
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  Speaker 1: going on. Hello, I'll call him back. Hello, I'm here, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: doctor patriot, I'm here. Tell me, Tell what's going on? Jared.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen. I've been
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  Speaker 1: I've been married to my wife for like six years now,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know what it is. But whenever, whenever
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  Speaker 1: we intimate you, I guess scared, and I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: the closet and I got a TV in then I
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  Speaker 1: watched old TV shows because I'm scared. I'm scared of
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  Speaker 1: the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared, This this
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  Speaker 1: sounds like a particular case. Um, it's different from anything
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  Speaker 1: that I've experienced thus far. And I want to make
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  Speaker 1: sure that I address your Now, we're up in the
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  Speaker 1: big league. Get not turning it back? What Lord? Will
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  Speaker 1: we live? You and me? Baby? He ain't nothing long
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  Speaker 1: with that. Okay, Jared's focus. You called me and you
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  Speaker 1: need to talk. I'll be going I'll be going through
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  Speaker 1: it to be bothering me. Okay, Jared, what I need
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  Speaker 1: to do is I need to make sure what three o'clock,
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  Speaker 1: four o'clock, rock five, six up o'clock and o'clock rock o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: What's rock? We're going to rock rock the clock to
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  Speaker 1: like win the clock right through three A win the
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  Speaker 1: band going down? Kay yay to to Oh how did
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  Speaker 1: you get my number? How did you get my personal number?
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  Speaker 1: They gave me a number and said you you would
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  Speaker 1: be the one that would that would that would that
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  Speaker 1: would that would take care of me. I'm here, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's take a difference. And you knew where you were
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  Speaker 1: then girls were girls and men were men wishing we
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  Speaker 1: could use a man like Herbert Hubert right again, let's
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  Speaker 1: just sup together. I want to help you. I want
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  Speaker 1: to help you, and I want to help your situation.
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  Speaker 1: I want to help you with your wife. But you
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  Speaker 1: you called me, and I mean, if you're looking for
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  Speaker 1: a lifeline for an anchor, I'm trying to be that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean to help me. I knew me. I know
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  Speaker 1: my wife is gonna leave me if I don't quit
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  Speaker 1: doing this. Here's this story of a lovely lady, three
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  Speaker 1: barely lovely girls, Jared, my technique is a little bit different,
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  Speaker 1: is and maybe a little unorthodox. Not to feel this crew.
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  Speaker 1: The minto would be lost, the mood would be lost,
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  Speaker 1: the minta okay, look here, look here, I need you.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to help me. I need to get
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  Speaker 1: you into my office. I need to schedule an appointment
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  Speaker 1: with you. You need to erase my personal number from
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  Speaker 1: your cell phone because everybody knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, focus,
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  Speaker 1: Jared focus. There's a lot more going on here. But
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  Speaker 1: why don't you're making now with me and all the
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  Speaker 1: game learning from each other? Why we do our thing,
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a good time? You know what, Jared, My
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  Speaker 1: patience is fed up. I have no more patience with
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  Speaker 1: you now. I need you to face fuckers and get
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  Speaker 1: it together. Why didn't you call me? Why didn't you?
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  Speaker 1: How did you get my number? Why are you supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be the dock. You're supposed to be the doctor
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  Speaker 1: and my doctor. Don't question my credentials, young man. You
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  Speaker 1: called me. I want to help you, but this has
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  Speaker 1: gone on too far. This is Tommy. Tommie gave me
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  Speaker 1: your number? Who Steve? You know Steve? Don't you? Now? Look,
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  Speaker 1: I want to help you, but you are not allowing
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  Speaker 1: me to do so. So who is Tommy? Who is Stephen?
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  Speaker 1: And how did you get my number on the radio? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: it's Stephen on the Steven on the radio, as in
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  Speaker 1: see it on the radio, as in Tommy, Matthew, Tommy, doctor,
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  Speaker 1: you have been pranked. You know you didn't go? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, do you have a colleague named Charles? You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna ki? Oh, look that I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe Charlie did this to me? My gosh, do you
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  Speaker 1: know you got what? You got me flustered? I was
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  Speaker 1: recording you. I hope you know that. I gotta ask
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  Speaker 1: you something though, what is the baddest and I mean
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  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve have
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  Speaker 1: baby My good. Just don'na fry in the kiss man, beans,
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  Speaker 1: don't burn on the ground. I'm not even man. Just
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  Speaker 1: does that the fact of the life? Poor doctor Petrie,
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  Speaker 1: you bust out myself. Come on it, you're proud of
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  Speaker 1: your nephew. Just start busting out of New Dawn. So yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I no, keep it stupid, keep stupid. You do that
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  Speaker 1: running a closet TV show? What you think President and
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  Speaker 1: CEO of Team Tommy. Thank you. That's a compliment. That's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: definitely a compliment. Let me make this announcement, Jackson, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be there this weekend. The club is
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  Speaker 1: not opening this weekend. I was the grand opening this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: because that's how you grand open. You grand open with
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  Speaker 1: somebody like me. All right, all right, that's how you open.
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  Speaker 1: But you stay tuned. I keep you posted on when
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  Speaker 1: the show will happen. But it's not happening this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: They're working on some things. But nebotheless, the nephew is
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  Speaker 1: still coming. As soon as I let you know, I
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  Speaker 1: will be there. All right, We'll be back. Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 1: coming up next. You're listening show time now for today's
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  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
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  Speaker 1: we're going to read this one right here, right now.
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  Speaker 1: Buggle up and hold on tight. We got it. Fall
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  Speaker 1: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter subject he chose
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  Speaker 1: his wife over me? Dear Stephen Shirley, I need your
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  Speaker 1: advice because I really want to kick my dad's wife's behind.
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  Speaker 1: I am a forty two year old single mother of
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  Speaker 1: two kids. My children's dads don't help me financially, so
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  Speaker 1: my father has helped me raise my kids for the
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  Speaker 1: past fifteen years. Well, I recently lost my job and
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  Speaker 1: everything went downhill. I wasn't able to pay my rent,
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  Speaker 1: so I had to move out of my apartment. At
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of this month. I called my dad to
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  Speaker 1: ask if we could move back home, and my dad
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  Speaker 1: had the nerve to tell me that I had to
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  Speaker 1: discuss it with his wife, my stepmother. He put her
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  Speaker 1: on the phone and she screamed h E double l
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  Speaker 1: na yes, and said this would be the ninth time
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  Speaker 1: that I've moved back in with them. She said it's
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  Speaker 1: not their problem that I can't keep a job and
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  Speaker 1: that both of my kids dad's are losers. She said
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  Speaker 1: she will no longer allow me to ruin my daddy's credit.
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  Speaker 1: Then she told me to get off my fat blank
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  Speaker 1: yes and start and start taking care of myself. Before
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  Speaker 1: she could finish, I hung up on her. Yes. I
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  Speaker 1: have made plenty mistakes, but I don't need her throwing
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  Speaker 1: them in my face. So now my children and I
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  Speaker 1: are living with my girlfriend, but we can't stay there
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  Speaker 1: much longer. My dad will not speak to me until
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  Speaker 1: I apologize to his wife. I told him that was
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  Speaker 1: never going to happen. Why should I apologize to this woman?
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  Speaker 1: She hurt my feelings, so she should apologize to me
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  Speaker 1: and let me move in until I get back on
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  Speaker 1: my feet. I don't feel like I'm wrong. This was
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  Speaker 1: my dad's way. This was this was my dad way
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  Speaker 1: before he was her husband. Stephen Shirley, what do you think? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
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  Speaker 1: How wrong are you? You are just so wrong right here?
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  Speaker 1: And the fact that you don't know this makes this
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  Speaker 1: letter even more ridiculous. Okay, your father has every right
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  Speaker 1: to do what he's doing. Confer with his wife. He
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  Speaker 1: has to discuss this with his wife. Okay, it's her
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  Speaker 1: house too. Your dad doesn't owe you anything. Okay, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have to let you and your kids move in
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  Speaker 1: with them. I mean, how much more is he supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do for you? At forty two. He's been helping
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  Speaker 1: you for the last fifteen years. That help has turned
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  Speaker 1: into enabling. Yes, your dad was you're enabler and he
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  Speaker 1: is tired of it now and wifey is not having
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  Speaker 1: it at all. Okay, and how are these boys now?
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  Speaker 1: They do this for fifteen years? Yeah, come on now,
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  Speaker 1: it's time for you to take your baby's daddy's to
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  Speaker 1: court and get some child supports so you can get
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  Speaker 1: the financial help you need to. Uh, you know, live
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  Speaker 1: your life the way you need to live your life.
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  Speaker 1: And yes, of course, apologize to your step mom and
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  Speaker 1: for your dad. You're trying to make them feel guilty
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  Speaker 1: for not letting you get back in. They have every
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  Speaker 1: right to do what they did, every right. Come on now,
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  Speaker 1: Steve yes seven, Come on boy, Steve Edie's type of
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  Speaker 1: letters who I exhale? Yes, my gift comes out in
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  Speaker 1: letters like this. Let me take you down to it
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  Speaker 1: because you really want to kick your daddy's wife behind.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fightty too. Let's just start to damn the single mother. Paul,
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  Speaker 1: you're fy too? What helf of you ain't twenty four?
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  Speaker 1: You didn't flip it. You're forty two, you got two kids.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing's wrong here? Forty two two kids ain't bad, nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that? You're ready? Ready, my children's dads don't
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  Speaker 1: help me financially, so they're not sending no child. So
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  Speaker 1: my father has helped me raise my kids fifteen years.
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  Speaker 1: Did no, I don't worry about that. I do this
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  Speaker 1: fifteen years. You don't need extra breath for that. Somebody's
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  Speaker 1: been helping you with these damn kids, and ain't they
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  Speaker 1: damned show damn hug your boyfriends. Fifteen years. Well, I
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  Speaker 1: recently lost my job and everything went down. Hell I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't able to pay my wrist. I had to move
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  Speaker 1: out of my apartment. At the beginning of this moment,
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  Speaker 1: I called my daddy asking if we can move back home,
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  Speaker 1: and my daddy had the nerve to tell me I
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  Speaker 1: have to discussed this with his wife. That's cause it's
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  Speaker 1: her house. And the other reason it cause your ass
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  Speaker 1: is farted too. You ain't fifteen you put out you
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  Speaker 1: farted too. My stepmother, he put on the phone, and
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  Speaker 1: she screamed, hell no, I love her, and let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you why. She said, hell no, because this will
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  Speaker 1: be the knife time. This will be the knife time
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  Speaker 1: nine damn times. You're farty two year old behind. They
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  Speaker 1: can't crawling back to the house. You ain't crawling up
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  Speaker 1: in here no more we come back. I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you why you really can't come. It ain't just a
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  Speaker 1: nine times. Oh that's big, but I got mold than that.
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  Speaker 1: Why yo head can't come back up in him? Nine
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  Speaker 1: damn tad? Who do that? Poe loes? They place to
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  Speaker 1: stay nine tens? You just ain't paying no damn rent.
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  Speaker 1: He's mad at his wife. Listen, if the kids ain't
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  Speaker 1: fifteen damn every year you get put out the dude,
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  Speaker 1: get step mama again. You're buying out phones and join
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  Speaker 1: your ass ain't paying the rent? Right? All right, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at
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  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour you're listening show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
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  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter. He chose his wife over me,
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  Speaker 1: this fotty two year old woman who is single, because
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  Speaker 1: he can't get nobody to marry her, because she keep
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  Speaker 1: picking losers that don't pay no child support and help
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  Speaker 1: her financially with the two boys. I feel sorry for that,
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  Speaker 1: but dad ain't the problem. You called your daddy because
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  Speaker 1: you lost your job, and why you keep losing job?
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  Speaker 1: You keep losing job. Then you call your daddy. Now
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  Speaker 1: he didn't help you in the path this time you
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  Speaker 1: told your discussin with his wife. Now you want to
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  Speaker 1: kill her. You want to kick my wife's daddy behind.
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  Speaker 1: He putting my stepmother on the phone, and she screened hell.
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  Speaker 1: Now you ain't coming hell when you got bring it?
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  Speaker 1: She said it would be the ninth time, and she
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  Speaker 1: did not lie. She's a business because you didn't dispute it.
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  Speaker 1: Just the knife damn time that I moved back in
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  Speaker 1: with them. She'd been na through eight movies. She said,
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  Speaker 1: it's not a problem that I can't keep a job
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  Speaker 1: and that both my kids dads are losers. You slept
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  Speaker 1: with them bums. Now they ain't helping out with your kids.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, this will be the night time she said
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  Speaker 1: she would no longer allow me to ruin my daddy's credit.
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  Speaker 1: Here is what you really mad. Come on. She then
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: told me to get off my fat ass and start
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  Speaker 1: taking care of myself. That's what prompted this letter, right
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: she had called your fat answer. See that wasn't She
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna write this letter until she told her get
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  Speaker 1: off your fat ain't huh and take care of yourself. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: Now we have the letter. Now before she could finish,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I hung up because the fat ass wipe chaut This
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  Speaker 1: is how the conversation. Get off your fat ass and
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  Speaker 1: take care of yourself. Hey, what is daddy and stepmama
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  Speaker 1: over there doing by themself? Anyway? What did they do?
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  Speaker 1: They live it? They fo They probably set sixty seventy.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want them damn kids and the fat ass
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  Speaker 1: and they're eating groceries. There's already last time she was hit.
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  Speaker 1: One reason she left the pad like refrigerator. They put
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  Speaker 1: combinations on on cabin and you know, be sure she
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  Speaker 1: could finish. I hung up on her. Yes, I have
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  Speaker 1: made now here we go here comes to confession. I
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  Speaker 1: hung up on him. Yes, I have made plenty of mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't need her throwing them in my face.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: She ain't throw them in the face. You keep throwing
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: them in their face, Keep dragging them damn key back
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  Speaker 1: over there eight times prior. It ain't that they throwing
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  Speaker 1: it in your face. You keep bringing in today's face.
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  Speaker 1: So now my children and now are living with my girlfriend.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: But we can't stay there much longer. You know why,
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  Speaker 1: because your girlfriend, no you gotta fat ass, And you're
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: over there eating groceries up over there too, and the
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  Speaker 1: two boys. My dad would not speak to me until
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  Speaker 1: I apologize to his wife. Because see, you ain't just
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  Speaker 1: hang up. See see what you called you fat ass?
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  Speaker 1: Take care of yourself. Oh oh you went out the
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  Speaker 1: house like you had to waffer you was gonna come
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  Speaker 1: back around. Oh you threw something back up in that house. Ton,
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  Speaker 1: Now you gotta regret. I'm fat. Oh, I'm fat. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't the only one fat. Me and you ain't the
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  Speaker 1: same side. Because when I live at I wore your clothes.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you can't come back. And that's why you
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  Speaker 1: gotta apologize. I told him I was that was never
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. Now you're not gonna apologize to you
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  Speaker 1: when you ain't getting in this woman's Oh are you stupid?
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  Speaker 1: Why should I apologize to this woman? She hurt my feelings.
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  Speaker 1: You've been eating her groceries, staying at her house, messing
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: up your daddy credit. She don't know you nothing. She
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  Speaker 1: hurt my feelings, So she should apologize to me and
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: let me move in until I get back on my feet. See,
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  Speaker 1: everybody always got to do something for you. She got
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: to apologize me and let me move in until I
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: get back on my feet. It's hard to get on
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: your feet with ass your side. I've seen big people
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: fall before. It takes a while. They got to roll over,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: get on both knees. They need a hand up. Ify,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no hand on the way. They just stay there. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is what this is. I don't
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm wrong. Well, Charley told you all wrong.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: This was my dad way before. He was a hug. Yeah,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: your dad. But when you get a wife, he has
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: to leave all others and cleave unto her. That's your answers.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Included in the league. Your ass is included in the league,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: and you could come over with people's house and stay
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: long if you leave some of that as they're to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: lose that ass, But you brings that wide ass with
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: keep and steady replenishing ass. See, if you would get
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: into weight loss business, somebody wouldn't mind letting you stay that.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: But you're in the ass replenishing buss. You over there,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: just blowing as we're sitting here watching this. As we go,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: your sons are sitting on it while you're walking around
• 1:04:29
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• 1:04:38
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• 1:04:41
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• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: our girl from the talk, the One and Only Cheryl Underwood.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: Right after this, I get ready. You're listening show, All right, Steve,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: our girl is here. Please introduce the one and only
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: She'll Underwood Stave Harvey. Y'all. I got to hurry up
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: and get back here. We need y'all. The whole country
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: is at state. We gotta save democracy. Let me tell
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: you what I'm doing. He publicans ain't trying to save it,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: dun piece. Well they wait, they might be. They might
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: be changing. But let me say hello to Junior first
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: before I do anything else. Juia, Junior here, got all
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: kinds of women in here. You're gonna tell it like that,
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: But listen to me. But but Sureley Strawberries, I understand
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: this to be a benefit to me, Shuley Scribeberries. Yes,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: while he over that practicing, While he over there practicing,
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: he gets ready for the big game, for the Super Bowl. Yes,
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: that's right, of love, baby, a little up, get ready
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: to big going down baby. But first, but first, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: gonna be proud of me, because we are having a
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  Speaker 1: community town hall meeting in the West Palm Beach improb
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: And that's Saturday. I told it it twelve eleven am
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  Speaker 1: to two pm, moderated by One Balantine, hosted by me
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  Speaker 1: Chrylo Underway because you know, I'm performing in the club.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: See the community town hall meeting. That's free. We're gonna
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: bring the community together to vote, to fill out their
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: census forms, and to talk about how we gonna save
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: democracy one vote at a time. That's at the West
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Palm Beach Improps in the afternoon, Saturday afternoon. But then
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I got my shows on Friday night, two shows Mike
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Washington gonna be with me, and then two shows Saturday
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: night because I gotta, you know, because Junie, you need things,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: and if we're gonna be together, you have to have things.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: But you can't have a lot of things, Julian, I
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: ain't no suckers, no woman. Now. I can't mean buying
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: you earth. I mean how about you cereal tennis shoe,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you know, things like that. If you come to the
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: West Palm Breeds Improblem, you want to ask me questions
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: about how Junior and our relationship is going to go
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: in my mind, come on you about taking to that.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: But Julie, you got to understand something. While I'm up
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: here trying to save democracy one voter at a time,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: y'all need to come to this town hall meeting because
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: we're gonna get people to vote. We're gonna get him
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: to feel like this. Say this for him. Then Junior
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: would be proud of me, Charlie Scrawberries, and then he
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: would look at me to marry you here saving the world.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: That's right, the girl, call you. You know I'm gonna
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: look you up. Junia. Keeping my life together is gonna
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: be the bomb. When the Democrats get the White House back,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: we gonna go to the White House like I did
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: with President Obama and everything. You're gonna love being married
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: to me. No, you're not. You're never gonna see that.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: That's last time we saw it. Oma. We gotta go Underwood.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: We love you girl, Thank you so much. I love you.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Town meeting West Palm Beach, improv. I told her the twelfth.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: That's a Saturday, eleven am to two pm. Marla Steve
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show, Tommy
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: and Junior. It is time. You know, I love this feature.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Right or wrong? Steve wonder love you are the judge.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Tell will be right about though? What you a turtle?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Shut up? We right about that. Let's get to it,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: all right, it's right around. Me and Junior always have
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: a conversation the night before, right a wrong. I bounced
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: it off of him and then you know, of course
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: he hang up on me because the whole night. Y'all.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Here we go, rid tell me what you think beyond uncle,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Please do me a favor. Be fair today, okay, just
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: be fat. If a deaf person go to court, ye
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: tell Junior, it's not called a hearing. It's a seed.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It's a seed. He's back.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: It's not a hearing. It's a scene. But death person
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: is in court. What they're not hearing? It's not a hearing,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: it's a scene. Right a wrong? Uh? Come on, I
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: be fair. He's get the tweet. Huh give it to Junior?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Not you go still not right because you said I
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: ain't write it. But they gotta go by the law.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: Like we do. They're going to a scene. Junior. It's
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: a mumbling. He didn't want to give it to you.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: I know it. All right, Here we go. Just the
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: next tell Junior, Dutch people don't pay for each other's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: bill when they go out to eat. It's Dutch. You know.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Everybody pay for their own stuff in the Netherlands. So
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: so he's been telling me. Nobody in Dutch, no bought
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: somebody food, holling Dutch whatever it is, they pay for
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: their own food. Yeah, nobody ever bought nobody else. They don't.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: They buy it on this Dutch boy. You go American,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: they go Dutch. You're stupid. Okay, hit it, he's stupid.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: If a criminal U watch me on. If a criminal
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: turns himself in, shouldn't he get the reward money crab
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: stop of the baby? Yeah yeah he should. They're gonna
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: put it all on his books. Okay, he's back. All right,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: here we go, Here we go. If you get addicted
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: to counseling, uh huh, how do you treat that? If
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you get addicted to counseling? Going back? No, how do
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: you treat that? Somebody gonna get addicted to counsel you? Yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: if you get addicted to it, to counseling, how do
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: you fix that? You don't go to counseling, you know
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, y'all, that's over, y'all, head, that's
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: hidden deep wonder one. Look, can't think that If a
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: pig is sold to a pawn shot, ain't that a
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: ham hock? Yeah? Yeah, that's a good one. I like
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: that pig, ain't that yeah? Wow, that's all I'm saying.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna give y'all one more. Tell Junior
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: that a cemetery can raise their prices and blame it
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: on the coast of living, baby, cemetery can raise their
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: prices and blame it on the coastal liver? Right a row? Hey, right, okay, right,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: you're back, all right. I'm not answering the phone next week.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just selling names are good. What you're talking about?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: You know, it's not because you don't have to take
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: the phone call. I like the way you want to
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: about it. Answer the phone. What I'm saying, you say,
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: this is what you're here. Hello, hey, June. If a
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: man sell a pleague to a pawnshot, ain't that a
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: ham having it? All? Right? More? Foolishness on the way.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: It never stops. On this show you're listening, I want
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: to ask you guys this, what is the one OCD
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: thing you do every single day? We all have our
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: OCD moments, you know we do. But what's the one
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: thing you never miss? Even if it's the silliest little thing? Uh?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: You know, you gotta touch something, you gotta taste something,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: smell something, or hoard something every day or you don't
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: feel right. What's yours? Jay? I bite my lip. It
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: looks like I'm geeking. It looks like I'm on something.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: But I'm like, people look at me like, what is
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with him? Why is he doing that? I'm
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: a lip biter? Okay, what about your junior? I have
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: to put things in the middle. It can't in the
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: in the middle. Yeah he does, yeah, stuff all time,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: y'a don't even notice it. But I moved stuff all
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: the time. It just said it didn't look when we
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: were working together, I never wanted in my office because
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: in the middle, stuff in your own Damn Like my
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: phone has to sit right in front of me. What
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: about you, nephew, y'all think I'm crazy? No, No, we
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: would never I can't. I can't go to the bathroom
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: without taking a shower afterwards. I have to, Okay, have to. Okay,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: this is some things information work. So yeah, go home.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: So you had the studio, you go all the way
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: at home. I'm not going. I'm not going at work.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of scrubby work. We'll be back to ignorant. Yes,
• 1:14:27
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• 1:14:32
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• 1:15:31
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• 1:15:37
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• 1:15:45
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• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Will I see Babe mint and baby? Too many babies?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Dam I hate Halloween. Too many baby many baby tune
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: any babies all ages can't arrayed, baby, pressing, screaming, doing
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  Speaker 1: lying nice ride? Why guy, trigger feating is a child thing?
• 1:16:23
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  Speaker 1: don't want to brag toune any. Maybe too many babies,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: too many babies, Damn, I hate Halloween. Too many baby,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: tone many baby, too many babies. Tune any babe, Damn
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I hate Halloween. Too many babies, too many babies. Oh white,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: that's fire right there. I'm a playing at my wife's
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: Halloween carnival in the backyard. Yeah, throwing all the grand keys. Baby,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: Damn Halloween. I'm gonna play that in your backyard, speakers.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: It will be in my neighborhood. It probably will be
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: ten thousand kids that come over. Ten thousand, thousand, ten easy,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: ten thousand kids. That's a lot of kids. This she
• 1:17:32
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  Speaker 1: your closing remarks, what do you have for us today? Oh?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: Just some more encouragement. Uh. I want to try to
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: give you a mindset, and you can pick and choose
• 1:18:04
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• 1:18:06
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  Speaker 1: like their long overdue. Have you wanted something for so
• 1:18:33
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• 1:18:40
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• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: to happen that you kind of feel like it's long overdue.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to take that feeling that it's long overdue,
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to internalize that feeling because what
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  Speaker 1: I want you to do is I want you to
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  Speaker 1: hate that feeling and I want you to use it
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: as your motivation to pursue your dreams and goals. Because
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: some of you are right, it's long overdue. Now. Some
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: of you may feel that way because you're just impatient,
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: but however you want to look at it. I want
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: you to take that long overdue feeling and I want
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: you to use it as your motivation to spur you
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: to get at it, take that long overdue feeling and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: start looking at your life in terms of you know what,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: now's the time. Now is the time. There is no
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: better time than now. Don't worry about getting all your
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: ducks lined up in the road, because they don't line up.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Don't wait till the perfect time, because there is no
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  Speaker 1: such a time. You gotta remember that there's a force
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: out there that don't want you to succeed. His job,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: the devil's job, is to throw blocks in your path,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: to throw temptation in your path, to test you all
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: along the way. All God needs us to do is
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: past these tests. You're not gonna pass all of them,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: but he wants your best effort. But you got to
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: act like now's the time. You've got to develop a
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: sense of urgency. This thing that's long overdue, this thing
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: that's long overdue, the time for it to start happening
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: is now. And I have to develop and you have
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: to develop a sense of urgency to get it done.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: It's this sense of urgency that spurs you, It springs
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: you into action. See the hospital is filled with ruins
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: of care and all like this, but you got different divisions.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: Now if you in I see you intensive care unit.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: It's intensive care. They in that watching you all all
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: the time. They got you monitored regularly, you hooked up
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: to machines. It's down there at the nursing station, you
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: and I see you. They got the emergency room that's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: set up for people who are stuffed and popped off
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: unexpectedly and you need some care right away now. In
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: fact that you got to sit there and wait on
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: your right away all this time. It's still the emergency room.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: But you want to approach your life with the sense
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: of urgence. You don't have to sit there and get
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: put on hold like they do at the hospital. Feel
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: out the paperwork. You got developed a sense of urgency,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: because if it's long overdue and now is the time,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: you might as well develop a sense of urgency. Your success,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: your dreams have visited and visions of happening and occurring,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: have to be critical. They have to be critical. It's
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: got to be critical. You have to perform in your
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: life like you are in a state of being critical.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: This is critical. It's critical, y'all that you become successful.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: It's critical. It's tied to your happiness, your success, your
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: well being. It's critical. This ain't something man that we
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: can casually deal with. It has to be critical to you.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: You have to have it in your mind that being
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: happy and being successful is something that you can't live without.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Why not? Do you know how many negative things people
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: feel is overdue that they have a sense of urgency?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Junkies addicts, this is a sense of urgency for it,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: and it's a negative thing. I gotta get high. I
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: gotta get my fix. Do you know that people develop
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: sense of urgencies and and and and and and and
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: and and things being critical over so many negative things.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta get down at a happy hour. I gotta
• 1:23:01
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• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: that I don't really feel comfortable doing because I gotta
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: get more likes. I gotta show some parts of my
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: body I really don't want to show, but I'm trying
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: to get some likes. I'm trying to get my followers up.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: Do you know how many people are feeling critical about that?
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: How many people are approaching that negativity with a sense
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: of urgency that they can't live without. Well, let me
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. You should feel that way about
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: your success, and you should feel that way about your happiness.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: That is critical. Man, It's overdue now, it's the time.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: You have to have a sense of urgency. Your happiness
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: and success is critical to your well being. You cannot
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: live without it. That's the mindset you have to have
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: towards your success. If you don't, you're not gonna be successful.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hate to tell you that, but you
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: won't be successful. People feel that way. It's critical. Get
• 1:24:02
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• 1:24:05
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