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Neighbor Talk, Fear of Change, JAB New Book, Men Don't Listen and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 3: I don't joy.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta.
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  Speaker 9: Come out, you think, Uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 9: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 9: me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 10: Took me when I said, but I do, like I
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  Speaker 10: say always. It just is a constant reminder of how
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  Speaker 10: good God has been. So my question to you is
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  Speaker 10: what's stopping you from having the life that you want?
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  Speaker 10: What's stopping you from having the life that you want?
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  Speaker 2: I know a lot of.
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  Speaker 10: People who have given up on achieving the life of
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  Speaker 10: their dreams. But I know they'd still want them if
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  Speaker 10: they could get to them. But they just allowed to
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  Speaker 10: settle for so many reasons. So who I'm talking to
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  Speaker 10: is you today. What's really at the core of stopping you?
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  Speaker 6: What is that?
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  Speaker 2: Is it your friends or your associates?
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  Speaker 10: Is it the fear of what you think somebody else
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  Speaker 10: will think of you if you decide to change.
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  Speaker 2: Is it what I used to call the call of
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  Speaker 2: the wile?
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  Speaker 10: Is it the fact that you keep thinking that the
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  Speaker 10: thing that you're doing that's providing you these momentary moments
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  Speaker 10: of pleasure that really ain't really good or healthy for you,
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  Speaker 10: You don't want to stop doing that because you've got
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  Speaker 10: just a little bit more something else you want to do.
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  Speaker 10: I call that the call of the while. You know
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  Speaker 10: it's just out there. Them streets is calling you, them
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  Speaker 10: lights is calling you. You know, them girls is calling you.
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  Speaker 10: Them guys that's on the wrong side, keep calling you.
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  Speaker 10: You can't seem to make a decision by the right guy.
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  Speaker 10: You keep picking the wrong guy all the time. What
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  Speaker 10: is it that's stopping you from having the life that
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  Speaker 10: you really want to have? So whatever the reason you're choosing,
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  Speaker 10: that's the reason that's stopping you from having the life
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  Speaker 10: that you want to have.
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  Speaker 2: It's no good because at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 2: here's the deal.
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  Speaker 10: See, God is available, and God is available for all
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  Speaker 10: of us, and God has a plan for all of us,
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  Speaker 10: and God wants the very best for all of us.
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  Speaker 10: That's the truth of the matter. So now what we're
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  Speaker 10: gonna do to get started having that life. First of all,
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  Speaker 10: if it's your friends, I want you to understand something
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  Speaker 10: your friends can't save you. A lot of your friends
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  Speaker 10: offer no real help for you. Most of your friends
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  Speaker 10: don't have the answer themselves. I mean, it's just a
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  Speaker 10: wide range of reasons and misery love company. So usually
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  Speaker 10: when your friends are in a bad position, they kind
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  Speaker 10: of like company in that bad position. Your friends ain't
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  Speaker 10: going to church. You're gonna be their friend. They don't
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  Speaker 10: really want you to go to church. You know, your
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  Speaker 10: friends don't pray, so why would they offer up prayer
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  Speaker 10: as a.
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  Speaker 2: Solution to you.
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  Speaker 10: You know, your friends don't really really get the fact
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  Speaker 10: that if you treat people better, people would treat you
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  Speaker 10: you better.
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  Speaker 2: So what's that?
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  Speaker 10: So your friends are a lot of times the reasons,
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  Speaker 10: you know, to peer pressure of what and then the
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  Speaker 10: thought in your mind of what they gonna think once
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  Speaker 10: they find out I don't do what they do anymore.
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  Speaker 10: Who cares what they think other than you? I mean, really,
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  Speaker 10: you can't let what somebody thinks of you stop you
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  Speaker 10: from having the best life you wanted to have.
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  Speaker 2: If I went by that theory right there.
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  Speaker 10: I wouldn't. I wouldn't even be on this mic this morning.
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  Speaker 10: I would have never become a stand up I would
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  Speaker 10: had I listened to the people around me who clearly
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  Speaker 10: told me when I quit my job to pursue this, boy,
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  Speaker 10: don't you quit your job? You got a family, Boy,
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  Speaker 10: don't you do this. You ain't got no bit that,
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  Speaker 10: ain't no security in that. Get yourself a job. Go
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  Speaker 10: down here, and what's your brothers? Go to work over here?
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  Speaker 2: Go to I heard all of that. I didn't let
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  Speaker 2: that stop me from pursuing this.
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  Speaker 10: Why would you allow that to stop you from pursuing
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  Speaker 10: your relationship with God so you can have the best
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  Speaker 10: life you could possibly have. You gang bang because they've
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  Speaker 10: convinced you that this is the family situation and love
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  Speaker 10: that you don't have, and they've convinced you that this
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  Speaker 10: is your only way, your only source of getting over
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  Speaker 10: and then you drum up these ignorant reasons man for
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  Speaker 10: staying with it, But they sound so good when you
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  Speaker 10: listening to everybody else you're surrounded by telling you why
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  Speaker 10: we gang banging, Why we holding this block down, why
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  Speaker 10: we slanging this thing here right here?
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  Speaker 2: Why we letting it go?
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  Speaker 10: Like this here, you keep listening to them when all
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  Speaker 10: in your heart of hearts you know this ain't right.
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  Speaker 10: You already know, but you allow that form of the
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  Speaker 10: call of the wile that wanting to be accepted by
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  Speaker 10: a group of people who trying to get you to
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  Speaker 10: accept the way, so you con further they progress to
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  Speaker 10: even prove that you're worthy to be around them, You
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  Speaker 10: got to commit some type of crime to even prove
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  Speaker 10: that you're worthy to be around them. Then when you
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  Speaker 10: get busted on the crime, what happens to that where
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  Speaker 10: your family are Now they don't come down there to
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  Speaker 10: see you because guess what, they can't turn in They
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  Speaker 10: idea to desk at a law enforcement center, So now
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  Speaker 10: your homies can't come visit you. And then you know
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  Speaker 10: your family back out here, they ain't taking care of
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  Speaker 10: your family because it's all about them. Then you learn
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  Speaker 10: that what is it that's stopping you from having the
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  Speaker 10: life that you always wanted to have?
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  Speaker 6: What is it?
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  Speaker 10: Why are you a repeat offender? Why do you keep
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  Speaker 10: checking yourself back into that institution?
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  Speaker 6: Why?
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  Speaker 10: Man, why won't you get it together? Why won't you
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  Speaker 10: give God a try? Why won't you disassociate yourself? Why
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  Speaker 10: would you continue to be a part of a revolving
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  Speaker 10: door system and becoming a farm system for these institutions
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  Speaker 10: that ain't got nothing for you. But you keep going
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  Speaker 10: back in there. And then every time you go in there,
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  Speaker 10: and now your little homies or your gang ban little
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  Speaker 10: silly little friends try to make you think that's a
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  Speaker 10: badge of honor. There ain't no badge of honor. Man,
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  Speaker 10: that's one mold. What's one more scratch on that record.
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  Speaker 10: That's one mold. That's one more nail in that coffin.
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  Speaker 10: That's one step closer to that third strike where you
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  Speaker 10: ain't gonna ever get out. It's one step closer to
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  Speaker 10: that graveyard.
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  Speaker 2: You keep on.
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  Speaker 10: Why would you not give God a try? Why would
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  Speaker 10: you not go and see what your life could really be?
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  Speaker 10: What is it that's stopping you? Because see, I got
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  Speaker 10: news for you. There's nothing like waking up free. I
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  Speaker 10: don't care who you are. There's nothing like waking up
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  Speaker 10: with the joy in your heart. Now, if you ain't
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  Speaker 10: gonna be free, get the joy in your heart, the
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  Speaker 10: satisfaction of knowing that you're accomplishing something with your life.
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  Speaker 10: Help somebody behind them balls get in the program. Show
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  Speaker 10: these young cats when they come in a better way.
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  Speaker 2: But don't you dash sit there, man and just ride
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  Speaker 2: it out, and man, just go and get the is
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  Speaker 2: life that you can have.
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  Speaker 10: What you know, what it feels like to wake up
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  Speaker 10: and be on your way somewhere knowing that you have
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  Speaker 10: something to accomplish, that you can change somebody, that you
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  Speaker 10: can stop somebody from going down the roads you went down.
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  Speaker 10: It's a whole lot of ways to make your life better.
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  Speaker 10: But why would you not go and have the best
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  Speaker 10: life you can have? What is that's stopping you?
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  Speaker 2: Really? Really?
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  Speaker 10: So you think that Satan really has your best interest
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  Speaker 10: at heart, That the little thing your mama kept telling
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  Speaker 10: you about praying you wasn't listening, was you. But you know,
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  Speaker 10: it ain't ever too late to get back to that.
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  Speaker 10: It ain't ever too late to turn around, It ain't
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  Speaker 10: ever too late to get your life together. It ain't
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  Speaker 10: ever too late to seek God, and it ain't ever
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  Speaker 10: too late to pray. Don't forget to pray, don't be
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  Speaker 10: ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud to pray,
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  Speaker 10: because prayer changes things. Prayer change people too. I'm a
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  Speaker 10: witness to that.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourselves. Now how you do that?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I can give you some suggestions.
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  Speaker 10: Sit up, pay attention, tighten up, call you mam and nil,
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  Speaker 10: brace yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Act right.
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  Speaker 10: All that applies to the beginning of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 10: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Here it is, it has begun.
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  Speaker 10: And to make you feel real comfortable, I'm is Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 10: she be She'll the start.
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  Speaker 2: Bet I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Comfortable. Good morning, Steve, Okay, hon is.
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  Speaker 2: For real.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go with it. Hey, good morning, Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 10: Look at him, that Dawn Junior, that that they'll be
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  Speaker 10: Who I am? Won up, nephew?
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  Speaker 11: Tell me won on over here right here, sir, h
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  Speaker 11: The only one uncomfortable with all this was that busy
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  Speaker 11: Shirley Strawberby.
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  Speaker 10: Whatever, sir, always trying to speak proper grandmother.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's everything. You got to learn how to talk
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  Speaker 2: with this how I talk?
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  Speaker 1: And I remember I first heard you on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: You were you were saying that's that. It may have
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  Speaker 1: been a few days before I came in to work
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  Speaker 1: with you in La Steve. You said, don't you told
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  Speaker 1: the audience don't be calling up in here talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about how I talk. No, because we're in l A.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is somebody had faxed me today. You saw country. Hey,
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  Speaker 10: you say your paper say because you're wasted it because
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  Speaker 10: I'm not finn to change. I did that one time
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  Speaker 10: in my career. It never happened again. Don't be calling
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  Speaker 10: up in here talking about how I talk. If that's
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  Speaker 10: what your facts say, We're gonna tag up and leave
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  Speaker 10: it in the flow, cause you know what you know,
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  Speaker 10: wasn't nobody really email it much?
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  Speaker 2: You know that I had?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, Yeah, but faxing was big. I told them you
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  Speaker 10: just waited to pay for all y'all facts on the floor. Anyway, Stan,
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  Speaker 10: You'm gotten to me talking about you sound country this
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  Speaker 10: Los Angeles. I don't know why they hide your country
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  Speaker 10: as because they don't know you.
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  Speaker 12: Don't nobody know you.
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  Speaker 2: You talk properts. Hell, don't nobody know you.
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  Speaker 6: All like you.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm on the damn radio.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, bore.
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  Speaker 10: Shirley came in that first day. She was just looking
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  Speaker 10: upside my head. I'm looking upside her and said, I said, well, whatever,
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  Speaker 10: you know, that's what got be my job for. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: I said, you know, I'll see what she were telling
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  Speaker 10: me how to talk. I know what's she talking about, Steve,
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  Speaker 10: Did you mean to say that? Yeah, well what I said,
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  Speaker 10: I don't know other way saying.
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  Speaker 1: I was just glad I did my homework so I
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  Speaker 1: knew who I was dealing with. What happened when I
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  Speaker 1: got there?
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  Speaker 4: All right, coming up at.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty two minutes after the hour, the nephew was in
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  Speaker 1: the building to run that brank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right, and it's time now
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  Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the nephew and run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back.
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  Speaker 13: What you got for his nep The sex is too loud.
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  Speaker 13: It's too loud. Hello, it's too loud.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach uh.
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  Speaker 7: Uh, you have the wrong number. This is his wife though.
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  Speaker 12: Can I help you? Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am. I'm calling you from the front desk here
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  Speaker 6: at the at the Hilton Hotel and I've called the
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  Speaker 6: room a few times and you guys, you guys haven't answered.
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  Speaker 6: So we actually went a little further and got the
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  Speaker 6: number that's connected with the credit card. And uh, you know,
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't be calling your number like this, but the
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  Speaker 6: people are complaining about you guys on the floor. Now
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  Speaker 6: you guys are staying on and they're saying that the
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  Speaker 6: sex is to the sex is too loud coming from
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  Speaker 6: you all.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, wait a minute, would you say the.
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  Speaker 6: People are on U all's floor saying that the sex
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  Speaker 6: is too loud coming from you and your husband's room?
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  Speaker 12: Wait?
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  Speaker 7: What the is going on here? I am at home
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  Speaker 7: and that mother is out of town?
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  Speaker 4: So what do you say to me?
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  Speaker 6: Uh? Can I get to the hold off for sure?
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  Speaker 2: Some book?
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  Speaker 6: That's just that's just. This is his wife on the
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  Speaker 6: phone right now. But she said she's at home. That's
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  Speaker 6: what she's telling me. She's telling me she's at home,
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  Speaker 6: but she's not upstairs. No, she's not upstairs. The evidentity
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  Speaker 6: is a big content. What am I supposed to play
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  Speaker 6: for her? Okay? Okay?
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  Speaker 12: Uh ma'am?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, okay, Well I'm sorry. What's your nam again?
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  Speaker 7: Dominique?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Dominique, you know what, We won't worry about it.
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  Speaker 6: We'll fix it. Bro.
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  Speaker 7: Do you mean don't worry about it? You just called
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  Speaker 7: me to tell me that basically my husband is having
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  Speaker 7: sex with someone at the hotel, And now you're acting
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  Speaker 7: like I'm just supposed to act like this didn't happen.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, yeah, and I did.
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  Speaker 7: Hear you talking to the background. You heard who I
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  Speaker 7: heard you?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Hold on, hold on you, hold on again? Please? Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Where are you at?
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  Speaker 12: Which is this?
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  Speaker 7: Which hotel is this?
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  Speaker 6: Just hold on for a second. Man, I didn't hit
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  Speaker 6: the mute, but I didn't hit the whole buddy, No,
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  Speaker 6: she heard everything we were talking about.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: What am I supposed to say to him. The guy
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  Speaker 6: won't answer the phone and his noise coming from the
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  Speaker 6: room all day all right, hello, uh yeah, okay, Dominique,
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  Speaker 6: this Dominique. I want to apologize. We thought we were called.
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  Speaker 7: My apology is not going to do it. I can
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  Speaker 7: solve the problem for you. What's your address? Tell me
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  Speaker 7: your address.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not at liberty to give that information.
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  Speaker 7: This is some books, some real books. Can you put
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  Speaker 7: your manager on the phone or something?
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  Speaker 6: I mean, let it is actually in a meeting right now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I just want to say, I just I truly apologize.
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  Speaker 6: I mean I thought I was calling the person that
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  Speaker 6: was in the room. I'm really really I don't know
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  Speaker 6: what to say.
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  Speaker 7: If there is nothing to say, unless you're gonna give
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  Speaker 7: me your address right now so I can be on
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  Speaker 7: my way over there.
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  Speaker 6: What city are you at?
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  Speaker 7: Don't worry about where I'm at. I can get to
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  Speaker 7: you and his you know what. I'm going to call
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  Speaker 7: this up myself and he better wait wait, wait, wait
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  Speaker 7: a minute, your whole situation okay, right now?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, but will you wait because you're gonna mess right.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna love my job about.
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  Speaker 7: Your job right now? Bro? You told me that my
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  Speaker 7: husband is some other in your hotel? Do you think
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  Speaker 7: I care?
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  Speaker 12: So?
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  Speaker 7: What's your address though?
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  Speaker 6: I can see on my way Okay, okay, okay, let
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  Speaker 6: me just call him. No, no, no, no, my manager,
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  Speaker 6: My manager coming down now?
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  Speaker 7: Your manager is available? How convenient?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, so talk.
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  Speaker 7: I don't want to talk about your manager.
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  Speaker 6: Okay. I thought you wanted to talk to the manager.
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  Speaker 7: I'm pissed off right now. So either you're gonna give
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  Speaker 7: me your address.
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  Speaker 6: Can I put this is my manager, Tommy? Can I
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  Speaker 6: put Tommy on the phone?
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  Speaker 7: Sure?
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  Speaker 6: Hey, Dominique, Yes, this is tithing.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Tommy, what's going on? Your flirker called me to
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  Speaker 7: tell me that my husband was having sex in your
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  Speaker 7: hotel too, loud, and I asked this address and he
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  Speaker 7: won't give it to me. And I'm on my way
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  Speaker 7: down there, and I'm about to call my husband since
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  Speaker 7: he won't answer your call. And I did hear him
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  Speaker 7: talking to you in the background?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? Well did you hear who he was talking to? No?
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  Speaker 12: I didn't.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, he was talking to me. But do you know
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  Speaker 6: who I am? No?
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  Speaker 7: I don't and I don't really care.
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  Speaker 6: But do you know Tommy at all? Do I know Tommy?
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  Speaker 12: No?
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: Do you know tom No? Okay, do you know nephew
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Do you write you kitty?
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: How care you? That's after Tommy. I'm like, I'm not
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: your friend right now, Tommy, and I don't like you anymore.
• 19:10
  Speaker 7: I just like, oh, come on telling me, come on
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: stay funny. It's not funny, Tommy, It's.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: Really okay, all right, I don't want to get off
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: the phone. And were on bad terms. Now we got
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: to get back. We got be on good terms when
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: we got on the phone. Okay, come on, laugh laugh
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: with me, baby, please.
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Well I don't know if you be laughing, if somebody
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: cause you with this, but okay, I would.
• 19:37
  Speaker 6: Yo, you have a sister. Your sister name is Lydia.
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: Am I right?
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: Lydia is who got me to pray? Phone call you baby?
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, it's it's really going down, man. I got
• 19:51
  Speaker 7: something for you at her They in the streets, Tommy.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, let me ask you this though before you go.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Please give me this. What's the baddest radio show in
• 19:59
  Speaker 6: the lane? Come on?
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: You know Steve Harvey and that's you?
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: Tell me you know what?
• 20:06
  Speaker 10: Tummy?
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: You used to be my favorite, but now I'm really Steve.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: You could kiss my.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Sex is too loud? That's all I want to.
• 20:22
  Speaker 10: Know.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Said this before, but you need down with this one.
• 20:32
  Speaker 12: Take out.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Loud, just bring it down some.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the c l O.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: With our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey Morning show time for c l O.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: The Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. The cloe as the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: nephew calls him. You ready, sir? I know you all right.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Lakesha in Hampton, Virginia says I'm in my late twenties
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: and my best friend and I bought a home together.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Her boyfriend moved to our city a month ago and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: he's been staying with us. She said it would only
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: be for a week, but he's still here. He's chipped
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: in financially, and that's all fine and good, but I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: don't want his money and I don't want him to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: get comfortable here. I told my best friend he's got
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to go, and she said it's her home too, and
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: it's okay for him to stay another month if he
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: needs to. How can I get him to leave asap?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Please advise?
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't think you can.
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: Because you all own the home equally, you have no
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: agreement that you can't have guests, overnight guests, You have
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: nothing in place that says how long you should have guests.
• 21:50
  Speaker 10: So I don't see how you can make him leave.
• 21:54
  Speaker 10: On another note, right, who buys a house?
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Normal?
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is why you don't do things like this.
• 22:03
  Speaker 10: Man, This is probably the biggest purchase of your life,
• 22:07
  Speaker 10: and you do it not with your fiance, not with
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: your husband, but with your best friend and all y'all
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: want to have other lives.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, So I mean, I don't know how you.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Can get them leave.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: And her best friend Colo is correct, it's her house.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Too, right, that's the deal. So how right, it's my house.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: And.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: So you're not going to be able to get him
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: to leave until they're ready for him to go, and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: he might stay forever, all right, Felicia.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Walking around nicked though, I'm just telling you start walking around.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: Nicked, It helps, Felicia and Charlotte says, my husband and
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I have been married for eight years, and he recently
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: got an suv with cameras in the head rests for
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: our four and six year old to watch movies when
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: they take road trips. Yesterday he drove me to get caught,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: and as soon as he cranked up and plugged in
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: his phone, I heard sex sounds coming from the TVs.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: God.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yes, he started fumbling to turn it off, and he
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: turned bright red. He said it must be a glitch
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: in the entertainment system. I think he had a woman
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: back there watching porn. Am I jumping to conclusions?
• 23:23
  Speaker 12: God?
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: He sweit a minute. But you said it was connected
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: to his phone.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he plugged it. As soon as he cranked up
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the car and plugged in his phone. She heard the sounds.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's a bluetooth.
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: I think I don't know if it has anything to
• 23:39
  Speaker 10: do with him having a woman back there watching porn.
• 23:44
  Speaker 10: I'm thinking he's got pawn on his phone and the
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: bluetooth picked it up and ran it through the system.
• 23:52
  Speaker 10: I mean, you know, because unless you have that stuff
• 23:55
  Speaker 10: downloaded in your car somewhere, I don't see how that
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: can be.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: The bluetooth is what comes in to play to me.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is terrible because what if the kids
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: were with them? You know what I'm saying.
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I know that, but I mean, yeah,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: the cold thing is suppose this was a video on.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: It, right exactly?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: See, I don't know, I don't know. She's a little slow.
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: Let me talk about was he sitting in the back
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: seat watching porn with another woman?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: With another woman?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he could be there back there watching it by
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: himself or I mean it didn't have to.
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: Be sure, but to get on the headsets, to get
• 24:37
  Speaker 10: on the headsets in the car has to come from somewhere.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So if he was fumbling with his phone,
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: it was the bluetooth on his phone.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: All right, So there you have it.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Man, what's my name? What's my name?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Anastasia and Seattle says, we're moving on I'm a thirty
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: year old married woman, and I love my my husband,
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: but I fantasize about his handsome brother. He's forty, with
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: a six pack of carved out back and muscular thighs.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: And when my husband and I are intimate, I'm imagining
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: myself and his brother's big old chocolate arms. I've even
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: mumbled his brother's name under my breath once during sex.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I watch his workout videos online and I get all tingly.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: This all started a few weeks ago. Do you think
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: it's just a phase or should I seek counseling? Please
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: help me?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: What do you want us to do? Is it just
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: a phase? Or do I need counseling?
• 25:34
  Speaker 10: You need to quit wanting your brother's your husband's brother lusty?
• 25:38
  Speaker 10: You know hell, Stop watching his damn videos. You shutting
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: yourself up. Quit calling his damn name. You know that
• 25:46
  Speaker 10: ain't your husband?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: How about that? What do you want?
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is something you can control for sure.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You're right?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Call it intead.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: We're moving on.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Paula in Boston says, I'm seventy one and I am
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: back on the dating scene. I've been a widow for
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: twenty five years, and surely okay. She's seventy one. Her
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: name is Paula. She's out of Boston, seventy one. She's
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: back on the dating scene. She's been a widow for
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: twenty five years, and she was casually dating a younger
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: man for the past two years. She said, we had
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: sex a few times and he stopped calling me. All
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: i'm attracted to are younger men between the ages of
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: fifty and sixty, and getting one is not a problem.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be just a fling for these men.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: How can I prevent that from happening.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: That's a younger man through fifteen sixty.
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: Why don't you stop being a fleeing? You will fling
• 26:44
  Speaker 10: because you allow it. You allow yourself to get flown.
• 26:49
  Speaker 10: Your body or your relations or whatever you want to
• 26:52
  Speaker 10: call him at seventy one comes with a price.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 26:55
  Speaker 10: You have every right you're too old for this. You're
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: talking about how you he been screwing the dude for
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: two years and then he stopped calling you. What you
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: think was gonna happen, y'all? Wasn't in a relationship? Wouldn't
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: nobody defined anything? I don't care how old you get
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: if you can't define the relationship you in, you probably
• 27:16
  Speaker 10: ain't in one.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: She said it old, she ain't got about fifteen years left.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: You got to at least have some fun of it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: That was profound. Say that again because people what he said, Now,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: what the CLO said before we run out of hip?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on, clo.
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: All I said was, if you can't define the relationship in,
• 27:43
  Speaker 10: it's probably because you ain't in one.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: There you go, all right, coming up.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: And what I said is if you said you ain't
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: got a fifteen year left, gonna get it in.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, Well it's time for something fun.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Honey and Jay. This is about stuff you say to
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: your neighbors under your breath. Please explain.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: This has to do what we see our neighbors all
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 28:07
  Speaker 14: We're not that fond of them, so we speak, but
• 28:11
  Speaker 14: under our breath we're saying little things, little little insulting
• 28:14
  Speaker 14: things like hey, how you doing?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You need to come up down as yall.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Keep one hundred jacket, keep it keeping it one exact ja.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Earl, how you doing? How you earl?
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: You need some curtains?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: How you doing? Franklin's good to see you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I hope the boys stay home this time.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: It takes vacations or let's see, um stiff, come on, nephew.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Stop parkins. How are you good?
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Good?
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: If you do something with that damn boat you've been having,
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: don't even worry.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: District.
• 29:19
  Speaker 12: I know this is Kennedy.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Hey, I done that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: We wail in Roster Street, Dale, Dale, Kim. How you
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: guys doing to day? The too stupid ass kicks? Half wit?
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Stuff we say to our neighbors under it's gotta be saying,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: come on.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: Smith's good to see right now. I wouldn't be pushing
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: my mama that she got to do something. Three, Hey, Bob,
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: how are you good? Good?
• 30:19
  Speaker 10: Your fan his wife and swimming naked on them, probably
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: scaring the hell out of my dog.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: Mona stands and I gun.
• 30:34
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: How you got folk claws on the block and don't
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: none of them?
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: Four cards?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Heap yard is a mess. Stuff we say to our
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: neighbors under our breath, Come on, will us swet?
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Old boy? I see I have a go with the
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: James Shore glady over that that Breathfully he.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Killed my flowers he supposed to, and cut my grass. Wow,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: that's bad. That's dragging right.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, Johnson's it's good to see y'all. All right now, man,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: now now were good?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: We goodday?
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Right now? I know a baby when you eat paper,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: You know, I know that baby eat paper. You gotta
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: tell me no more. I know that baby eats piper. Baby,
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: he's smart at all. Now you gotta bring him up.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: No, we good, stop, he gotta make his birthday point stop.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: We say to our neighbors under our breath. Tommy go Leonard, Hey,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: nice day to day?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Good cook? Wasn't good last night? Damn pol No, you
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: said you called them.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: Stuff? We say to our neighbors under our breath, thought.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Herman, how y'all doing.
• 32:13
  Speaker 11: Her?
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Tell me y'all put your mom in the hole, say
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: that in the window.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like people don't do that. Hey, mister Mitchell, what's
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: going on?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good. You don't see that dog through you?
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: You just don't, don't it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Neigh stuff, We say to our neighbors under our breath.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Curtis, Hey, j she's going on all right now? Ain't
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: the wind the world that that day? I'm lying.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: He ain't chilling that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Way too much. No, I don't even know how they
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: touched both they stump, all right, man, I'm good man,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: come on, nephew. Stuff. We say to our neighbors under our.
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: Breath, Conley, Conley, y'all's looking good, looking real good, and
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: come over with this line.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Though you come over with this, I'm telling you that
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: you know what's damn line is? You know you know what?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: You know my sign? You know your damn sign or
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: they probably lying means but it means something. You know
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: where the lying man.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: That's my line.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: All right, I think we have time for two more
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Jay and then Steve close it out stuff. We say
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: to our neighbors under our breath.
• 33:53
  Speaker 14: Let's go, hey, hey, what's Yeah, I'm good, I'm good,
• 33:59
  Speaker 14: I'm good.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I who you were good that night?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Got into a fun.
• 34:09
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, Steve, close it out stuff.
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: We say right out Sidney, Hey, it invited me over
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: to a little.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Barbecue and everything.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: I know, I know you ran out of room over whatever. Okay,
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Alright, guys, thank you, that was good. You're listening hardy
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: morning show. Time for would you rather guys another round?
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Here we go?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Would you rather go to church naked or babysit? Ten
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: children undertook the age of two.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm rapping.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I got nigs both service.
• 35:07
  Speaker 13: Services, quote scriptures, niked I came in this world, nigga,
• 35:12
  Speaker 13: I shall leave.
• 35:15
  Speaker 12: Working.
• 35:15
  Speaker 14: People say, well, that didn't happen, and I'm at the
• 35:18
  Speaker 14: next service. They'll see it themselves.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 10: You know, when a man came in here at eight o'clock,
• 35:27
  Speaker 10: I got niggas for he was at eleven two.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: No, I would know. I'm gonna take care of them kids. Yeah,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: but you ain't gonna do No, you ain't gonna do.
• 35:37
  Speaker 10: That to me.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: But one time, everybody's not gonna be cared for.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Are you a babysitting grandfather, Steve.
• 35:45
  Speaker 10: Yeah, man, yeah, yeah. They always make sure somebody at
• 35:48
  Speaker 10: the house with me though.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Somebody watching, somebody watching you.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not like your granddaddy.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. They always make sure some other people in
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: the house with me. I already know, you know.
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: And then my grandkids don't like when our babysit them
• 36:06
  Speaker 10: because when they come in my office, them to stay
• 36:08
  Speaker 10: in my office and they don't like my TV selection.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: But I had them in there the other day and
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: we were watching forty eight hours.
• 36:16
  Speaker 15: You had grand children watching for eight hours of murder investigation.
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: And it was a it was a good episode too,
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: so we was not turning it and just sit here
• 36:26
  Speaker 10: and learn your ass something. Now, if you do wrong,
• 36:29
  Speaker 10: your asser be in this room interrogating with this in
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: this fifty eight degree weather, in this room that's fifty
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: eight degrees getting talked to a boy, these white people,
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: and you don't want that.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Shut up?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Oh it's like it's scared straight yeah, straight.
• 36:44
  Speaker 14: Yeah, all right, because when you hide, you see more
• 36:48
  Speaker 14: kids than you actually have. So that's why I don't
• 36:51
  Speaker 14: babyshit sixteen kids.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Moving on, Would you rather.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Tell the truth for a full week? Just tell the truth,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: no lies, no lies?
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: Be you sure?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Okay? Or sleep in a coffin for a full week.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: I can sleep in a coffee I got. I've done that.
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: Truth.
• 37:24
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I had an ex wife. I've
• 37:26
  Speaker 10: done that before. You do that before? Well, we now
• 37:39
  Speaker 10: can do it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Truth a.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Week?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: All just throw to.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Uh, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it's really hard to break out of your old
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: routine routine.
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: We know that.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: For example, maybe you've had the same haircut or style
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: for years and it looks good on you and everyone
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: likes it, so you don't change it, But maybe you should.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe you should try something new. How about your choice
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: of cars or movies or people you date. Maybe try
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: something new and that will change your life for the better.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Even if it doesn't, you can always go back to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: your old routine. So Steve, we're going to start with
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: you as we always do. What things in your life
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: are you afraid to change up? Or has changing your
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: life routine made things better or worse for you?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I ain't afraid to change nothing in my life.
• 38:39
  Speaker 10: Matter of fact, if I could change one thing that
• 38:42
  Speaker 10: might give my life a jump.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Or boost it in another direction. Yeah, I'll probably get
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: a perm.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: All right, you don't.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: What's happen?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: What are you going to perm your mustache?
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: What?
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: Well, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
• 38:58
  Speaker 10: grow with a little bit of hair back. I can
• 39:00
  Speaker 10: and then permit, you know what I'm saying. Just whatever came,
• 39:08
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna let it come on and then just permit,
• 39:12
  Speaker 10: you know, trying to kind of be.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Like a you know, a little baby ass shafting. Okay,
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: I thought you gotta go deep on it. Well, I
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: mean on the real tip.
• 39:29
  Speaker 10: There's nothing in my life I can change now. Am
• 39:32
  Speaker 10: I doing things to get better?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Of course I am.
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: I'm trying to improve my spirituality. That's my number one
• 39:38
  Speaker 10: focus right now, is trying to improve Yeah. Oh absolutely,
• 39:43
  Speaker 10: that's my number one focus above anything else. That's just
• 39:46
  Speaker 10: improving my spirituality as a person. That's my number one
• 39:51
  Speaker 10: goal right now. And and other than that, I can't
• 39:55
  Speaker 10: change nothing.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: You know, well, you know I changed my hair all
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: this year from platinum tok. Yeah, sit down, Hey, I
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: wanted to do things differently.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: I like change.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: It was fun and it was fun. I felt good.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Because you ain't got nowhere left. But you did blue, pink, yellow.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't do yellow. I did platinum green. You
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: say I've been considering it. I'm back to blackham.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: What's this crayon box? Look for what is good?
• 40:33
  Speaker 6: I like?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: That's who I really am.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I like colors. I like change in my hair.
• 40:38
  Speaker 10: I really tell me, what would you change? It's gonna
• 40:41
  Speaker 10: be real interesting. Cold to get in my phone.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: M hmm, can you change it?
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I tried? Yeah?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Let me just yeah, you're married now, you still.
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: Have the cold.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: Let me at least have my phone. Let me have that.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Let me hold on, Steve, doesn't Marjorie have your coat?
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You've said that several times on the show. Yeah, excuse me?
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Why have you got your cold and your phone? Did
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: tell me? Say it with your ignorant he does that?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy deal, what's the big deal?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: You need his calling around? Tommy? Huh Tommy? My kids
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: can grab my phone. I don't care.
• 41:35
  Speaker 12: What what?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: What is that?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Tommy? What is that so terrible? I don't understand.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: But in some homes in America, do you still take.
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: Your phone in the shower with you?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: How do you do that? Tommy got his phone in
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: the shower like soap on a rope.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the water.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Zip lock.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Watched it all abundant.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: Just waiting on a call, baby, I'm just waiting on
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: a call.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's amazing.
• 42:19
  Speaker 15: So that would make your life better if you change
• 42:21
  Speaker 15: your code, that would make your life better periodically.
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I just had I just got to remember it.
• 42:26
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: We'll post your comments on Steve Harvey FM, Instagramic, Facebook.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up at the top of
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: letter for today. Get a load of this subject one
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: of my homies is my side piece? What they're just homies. Well,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: we'll get into it in just a little bit. Right now,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: What you got for his nest?
• 43:01
  Speaker 8: Sure, let's see here. Let's go up in here and
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: get something pull out of here that we go. All right,
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: we're gonna we're going with this one right here. Can
• 43:07
  Speaker 8: I claim your kid?
• 43:11
  Speaker 12: No?
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: Can I claim your kid? What's supposed gonna hurt? Let
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: me have one of let me? Can I claim your.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: God? Dam let's get it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Hello.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach devn Devin. Yeah, this is right,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Hey Devin. How you doing.
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: My name is Curtis Man, Curtis. I was trying to
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: reach out to you. You your your your son?
• 43:41
  Speaker 12: Uh?
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: He plays basketball with my nephew. Man, your son is
• 43:47
  Speaker 8: the one that's on the on the Blazers little league basketball.
• 43:49
  Speaker 12: Team, right yeah, yeah, he played for blas everything all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 12: yeah everything good man.
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: You know they got a game Saturday and everything. I've
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: seen you a couple of times, man at the game.
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: I don't know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother,
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: about about six foot.
• 44:05
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I probably met you. I probably met you know,
• 44:07
  Speaker 12: i'd be so intense at the games. But yeah, what's
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: what's going on?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, man, I wanted to hogh at you about
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: about your son?
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: You you are?
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: You? Are?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: You? Are you working right now? Are you currently working?
• 44:23
  Speaker 12: Am I am I working?
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: Like? Yeah?
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: I am working?
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: Actually, I mean I mean, I mean I mean you
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: have a Yeah, a steady job, is what I'm asking.
• 44:31
  Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in at though?
• 44:34
  Speaker 12: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: basketball team.
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: Like uniforms.
• 44:40
  Speaker 12: I know, we got a game Saturday. You know sometime
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: they want donation for sneakers and all that, like you.
• 44:44
  Speaker 8: Know, no, no, no, no, no, no, what I was asking?
• 44:47
  Speaker 8: So so, I mean you you got a regular nine
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: to five job you go to all the time.
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I got a none. I mean things is kind
• 44:56
  Speaker 12: of crazy, but I was just kind of short. But
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: you know I still I still work. I mean, while
• 45:01
  Speaker 12: was going on, you need a job?
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: No no, no, I'm just checking. Man.
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: See what I wanted to get at you about, Man,
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna cleim your son?
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Uh? On your income tax this year?
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: Hold on, bro, Now you said Am I gonna claim
• 45:20
  Speaker 12: my son on my taxes this year?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, like you know, as a dependent bro.
• 45:26
  Speaker 12: You asked me some real personal questions. Now you know,
• 45:29
  Speaker 12: like you're the guy that you just said you you
• 45:32
  Speaker 12: know me from the basketball team that my son play
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: on basis you know, and now he doesn't jump from
• 45:38
  Speaker 12: the Blazers to do I clean my son on my taxes?
• 45:41
  Speaker 12: And do I have a steady income? I mean, like
• 45:46
  Speaker 12: you know, yeah, I got I gotta steady income and
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: I'm claiming my flight. What I mean what you're trying
• 45:51
  Speaker 12: to get.
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: At, Bro?
• 45:52
  Speaker 8: Well we'll see, man, what I was thinking. You know,
• 45:54
  Speaker 8: I just want to read you seem like cool dude
• 45:56
  Speaker 8: when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: was gonna ask you, bro, is you know see right now, Man,
• 46:02
  Speaker 8: when I get through with my tax and stuff.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to oh about eight hundred dollars.
• 46:07
  Speaker 8: But nah, see if I clean a child as my dependent, man,
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: they gonna give me bout twenty two twenty three hundred.
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: You see what I'm saying and what I wanted to
• 46:16
  Speaker 8: get at you a bout man, is you know you
• 46:18
  Speaker 8: let me clean as my son?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: You know, so I can go and get this good money.
• 46:23
  Speaker 12: Bro. Love Bro, But I mean what all due respect, bruh,
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: you're talking about? You want to clean my son on taxes?
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: Hold on, bro, I don't even know you you're talking about.
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: You've seen me at my son's basketball game. You might
• 46:38
  Speaker 12: be the police for all I know. Bro, he sounds
• 46:40
  Speaker 12: like the police.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna come
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: at your sideways like that.
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 46:45
  Speaker 8: I ain't trying to come like what I'm trying to say. Man,
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: they're gonna hit me off of this eight hundred. Well,
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick
• 46:53
  Speaker 8: you down too fifty. You understand what I'm saying.
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: Man, everybody kep too Simpty.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: You crazy?
• 47:01
  Speaker 12: Now you sound like a joke, bro, because now you're
• 47:04
  Speaker 12: insulting me. You're telling me you want to clean my
• 47:07
  Speaker 12: down for some where you owe money. I don't even
• 47:10
  Speaker 12: know you fool. So I can make two fifty, Bro,
• 47:13
  Speaker 12: I ain't trying to be on no, brother. But when
• 47:15
  Speaker 12: I claim my kids, I'm getting the same exact fight
• 47:18
  Speaker 12: you getting. I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So what
• 47:21
  Speaker 12: I look like taking two hundred dollars from I don't
• 47:24
  Speaker 12: know you know what I'm saying.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: eight hundred.
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just acting to ask you to look out for
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: a brother.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: You said look out, and you know my checking cut
• 47:35
  Speaker 12: from forty hours a week to thirteen hours a week,
• 47:38
  Speaker 12: and I still got these little backs to me for
• 47:40
  Speaker 12: Jordan's Michael Jordan. They never put us down.
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty.
• 47:45
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: Damn, you don't even see a good thing when it's
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: coming at you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 12: Brother, Bro, I don't know what you're talking about, brou
• 47:51
  Speaker 12: No two or fifty.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 47:52
  Speaker 12: When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty three
• 47:54
  Speaker 12: hundred dollars apiece. Bro, what you think I'm gonna take
• 47:57
  Speaker 12: two fifty from you for it? I don't even know
• 47:59
  Speaker 12: you like that, So man, you ain't got it.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: You ain't got a trip.
• 48:02
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 48:02
  Speaker 12: If you was my brother, my people, you know, maybe
• 48:05
  Speaker 12: we can do a little something. I can understand that,
• 48:07
  Speaker 12: But brouh, you ain't gonna get me No. Two fifty
• 48:09
  Speaker 12: when I'm getting the same thing they offering you twenty
• 48:11
  Speaker 12: three hundred this government money.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Bru So what are I supposed to do. What am
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: I opposed to do? Devin, tell me that.
• 48:18
  Speaker 12: I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to do is go
• 48:20
  Speaker 12: hid your seed, clean that little every year and you'll
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: get what I get for these little that I'm seeing
• 48:26
  Speaker 12: in clothing every day. That's what you're gonna have to do.
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: My hour was done, got cut from forty to fifteen
• 48:31
  Speaker 12: hours a week. I have to go pick me up
• 48:33
  Speaker 12: a little side him saying you gotta change your ways.
• 48:36
  Speaker 12: You out there trying to get me locked up for
• 48:38
  Speaker 12: government scams.
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble.
• 48:45
  Speaker 12: Man, But you're still talking about getting you eight hundred
• 48:49
  Speaker 12: and getting me locked up. Now you got me up.
• 48:52
  Speaker 12: I'm out here working hard to support my kids, man.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: But I ain't the city and go through this with
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: you no more.
• 48:57
  Speaker 8: Man, I ain't fin the city and go through this
• 48:59
  Speaker 8: with your normal don't help me with this money or not.
• 49:04
  Speaker 12: I see you on Saturday, Broke.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna you up. Bro Thomas, you bros.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: I need your son soldier security number right now that's
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: what I need.
• 49:12
  Speaker 12: Bro. Let me tell you something, Broke. What you look like?
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 49:14
  Speaker 12: You said life and he's going about six foot bro.
• 49:17
  Speaker 12: When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: I'm on your You ain't on that. You ain't on Blazers, Lakers,
• 49:25
  Speaker 12: brou You.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Better bring that damn soldier security number.
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need to
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: say to you.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: You're lifting to me on my phone.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: Bro, Why I don't even talking to this fool?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you. Man,
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: if you listening to me, say.
• 49:42
  Speaker 12: Your last statement. You want your tombstone?
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: Broh, This is Nephew tire Me from the Steve Harvey
• 49:48
  Speaker 8: Martin Show.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: You just got praank Baby this nephew. Tell me, man,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: what's up, Devin fool?
• 50:01
  Speaker 12: You got me out here going crazy?
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: Hey?
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: You got hey? Do you got a boy that you
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: work with?
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: Name crazy?
• 50:09
  Speaker 8: Put me up to this man, a man, keep doing
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: what you're doing. We need good daddies in the world.
• 50:21
  Speaker 12: Brother, man, Thank you.
• 50:23
  Speaker 8: Hey, one more thing man, I gotta ask you. You
• 50:25
  Speaker 8: got to tell me, man, what is the baddest radio
• 50:28
  Speaker 8: show in the land.
• 50:30
  Speaker 12: Man, Steve Morning. Yeah, crazy man, I'm a beat.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Now we go, baby boy?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Not having it?
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Five brothers, wouldn't it say?
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: Brother?
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: And that you have it?
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: That you have it?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Man? What you want on your tombstone?
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: As soon as I get in that gym whooping your ass? Man,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: that was crazy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Tell me you got to get you a little sea.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Claim them you take care. I'm like, well, I'm like,
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: I'm taking all these around here and do your part. Biden.
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm just trying not to have to spend this
• 51:18
  Speaker 10: eight hundred man, That's all I'm looking at.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I just need a little work man, my brother to do.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: He's so concerned with his eight hundred. I just do
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: they got enough issue?
• 51:27
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Man, cut my ayms made from.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Comment scam?
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you so much. Coming up next Strawberry Letter,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: subject one of my homies is my side piece. We'll
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: You're listening Harty Morning Show.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Well, guys, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 51:54
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  Speaker 1: be yours.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: You never know.
• 52:15
  Speaker 15: All right, ladies and gentlemen, It's time for the Strawberry
• 52:18
  Speaker 15: Letter with my good friend, Shirley straw Berry.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you my good friend Junior. Subject one of my
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: homies is my side piece. Dear Stephen, Shirley. I'm a
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: thirty two year old single man, and I started a
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: sexual relationship with a female that hangs out with me
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: and my boys. She's like one of the boys, and
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: we party together, work out together, and she travels with
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: us on our annual guys trips. She is a good
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: friend and we respect her and her sexual preference. We've
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: never talked about her love life, but I assume she
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: never dated a man before. We've been friends since middle school,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: and she has always been a pretty girl. She's tall,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: with nice legs, a six pack, and pretty feet. She's
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: a woman by all means, but she hangs out with
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: all of us dudes. Four months ago, we all went
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: to a strip club and we were popping bottles in
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: our VIP section all night. I was a little more
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: intoxicated than she was, so she was my designated driver
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: for the night. She crashed on my couch like she's
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: done so many of the times before. I went to bed,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: but in my drunken state, I could not stop thinking
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: about how pretty she was lying on my couch, and
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I imagined how soft her big breaths were.
• 53:37
  Speaker 6: What.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I got up and offered her my bed. She said
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: she would come to my bed only if I stayed
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: in it. Two she got up and started taking her
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: clothes off and walked into my bedroom. The rest is history.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be sure we did not have sex
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: just because we were drunk, so I tried it again
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: the next morning, and she was with it. We have
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: been secretly having sex for three months because she has
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend and we're not sure how our other friends
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: will react. I don't want her. I don't want to
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: be her secret side piece anymore. Should I have a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: talk with her and see where she stands on dating
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: a man, or control my feelings and enjoy the great sex?
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: The great sex? He said, Hmm, okay, I think you
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: know you like her way more. Than a friend. Now,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: otherwise you wouldn't care if she remained a secret or not.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: You know, for this reason, you've got to talk to her,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and if she feels the same way, she's going to
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: have to tell her girlfriend at some point. What's hard
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: to believe is that for three months, you guys haven't
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: talked about it at all, Not at all. I mean
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: that could mean two things. Either she likes things status
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: quo or she's waiting for you to make the first move. You,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: on the other hand, don't want to cut off the
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: great sex by saying anything that could rock the boat.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be the secret side piece anymore,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: you say, But you're making the sacrifice for the great sex. Okay,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: but it's time.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: It is time.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Now, it's been three months or ninety days, and you
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: know how we feel about ninety days around here. Steve
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: taught us all about the ninety day rule. Okay, so
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: again I say it's time. It's risky, you know, but
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: if you really want her, go ahead and shoot your shot.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, you got to jump in the deep end.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: That's the only way you're going to find out how
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: she really feels about you. Is it more than a
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: secret side piece, and what is it going to be
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: after that? Steve, of course, let's go.
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: Thirty two year old dude got to this woman that's
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: been one of the guys for so long ago on
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: all the guy trips, hang out with the dudes, they
• 56:05
  Speaker 10: go to strip club, they get drunk, she's the designated driver.
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: They drive home and next thing you know, he's laying
• 56:14
  Speaker 10: in bed drunk thinking about her breast. And so he
• 56:19
  Speaker 10: gets up and she's sleeping on the couch like she's
• 56:22
  Speaker 10: done many times.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: He offers her the bed.
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: She said she'd take the bed only if he stayed
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: in it. This is all we need to know, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 10: this is all he was hoping for. Now he was
• 56:46
  Speaker 10: laying at couldn't stop thinking about how pretty she was
• 56:49
  Speaker 10: laying on the couch. She's an attractive girl. Now remember
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: now she gets tall, she got nice legs, six pack,
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: pretty feet, I got your dog. I'm here, I'm here, tall, pretty,
• 57:05
  Speaker 10: nice feet, six pack. You could just be tall and
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: pretty with the feet. You don't really need a six
• 57:12
  Speaker 10: pack for me because wall hell, I don't help.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I've learned in my life. I've learned in my life.
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: You know, they don't need to ask them somebody to
• 57:24
  Speaker 10: do something you ain't gonna do, you know, So here
• 57:28
  Speaker 10: we go. Now, she started taking her clothes off and
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: walked into your bedroom, and the rest is history. I
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: wanted to make sure we did not have sex just
• 57:43
  Speaker 10: because we was drunk, so I tried it again the
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: next morning, and Lord have mercy, she was with it. Yeah,
• 57:53
  Speaker 10: we have been secretly having sex for three months because
• 58:04
  Speaker 10: she has a girlfriend, and we're not sure how our.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Other friends will react. So Shirley right there. They have
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: discussed it to a degree.
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: Yes, how the other friends will react if they knew it. Now,
• 58:23
  Speaker 10: the problem we got now is he wants more. And
• 58:26
  Speaker 10: when we come back, I'm gonna tell you what your
• 58:29
  Speaker 10: options are.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: All right, thank you, Steve.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject of today's letter,
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: one of my homies is my side piece. We'll get
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Subject one of my homies is my side piece.
• 58:53
  Speaker 10: Well, this guy's been friends with this girl for a
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: number of years since middle school. She's very pretty, tall,
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: nice legs, six packs, pretty feet, But she has relationship
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: she assumes with just women, and so she's days. But
• 59:09
  Speaker 10: she's best been one of the guys traveling with him. Well,
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: they all went to a strip club one time, they
• 59:14
  Speaker 10: popping bottles in the VIP section.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: He went upstairs to bed.
• 59:18
  Speaker 10: She slept on the couch like she has done many times,
• 59:21
  Speaker 10: but in this drunken state, he claims, he could not
• 59:24
  Speaker 10: stop thinking of how pretty she was laying on the
• 59:27
  Speaker 10: couch and was imagining.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: What her big, pretty breast would be like.
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: Well, out on, you can't just lay it ass she downstairs,
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: So he got up, went downstairs and offered her the bed.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: She said she would take the bed only if he
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: stayed in it. Lord Lord her Merson let the church
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: say a man hallelujah, glow red.
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: And so she takes her clothes and she walks into
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 10: the bedroom. I can only imagine what he's thinking, Oh,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 10: my lord, And they did it so to make sure
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 10: that they wasn't because they was drunk.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: He tried it again the next morning. She was with
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 10: Now they've been secretly having sex for three months now
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 10: because she has a girlfriend and we're not sure how
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 10: other friends will react, which I'm telling you now means
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: that they've discussed what they would think if the other
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 10: friends found out. Now Here dude's problem. I don't want
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 10: to be her secret side piece anymore. That's going on
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 10: the past three months been good? Yell this side he's saying,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: ain't working for me no more. Man, we need to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 10: go public.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 12: Now.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 10: Should I have a talk with her and see where
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 10: she stands on dating a man or control my feelings
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 10: and enjoy the great sex?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: Well, here we go. I'm glad you called me.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 10: See, as far as I'm concerned with that proposal that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 10: you're putting forward, you have absolutely nothing to lose. Let's
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 10: say you ask her how she feels. The only thing
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 10: you have to be prepared for is for the answer.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 10: So you want to go to her and say you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 10: want to see if you want to have to talk
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 10: to her and see where she stands on dating a
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 10: man or control your feelings and enjoy the great sex.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: Now supposed she says she prefers women.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 10: What you have to be prepared for that, yep, Because
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 10: she may say I prefer women, which puts you right
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 10: back where you at now. She gonna keep her girl
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 10: for any of y'all just gonna have great sex. Tada,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 10: there's a magic show. Everybody gets somebody this. You reach
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 10: in the hat, you get a rabbit. You reach in
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 10: the hat, you get a rabbit.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: You get a rabbit.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: Everybody get a damn rabbit out of this trick. So
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 10: now I don't see what the problem is. And she
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 10: may just want you to remain on the side, which
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 10: again makes you the side peace.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: But you want more. And now the part that you
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: didn't mention.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 10: And if I was you, I wouldn't worry about how
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 10: your friends would react, cause.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I got news for you. I promise you, I'll give
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: you my word. All of them then thought the same
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: thingt it.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 10: Every last one of them know she got nice legs,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 10: pretty feet, six packs, she pretty All of them know
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: that they just been trying to play the game, because
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: y'all thirty two, y'all young, I'd have been an ass
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 10: or something.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: Long time ago. Hey, I know how you roll, but we,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, were good with that.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna share something with you Alla, way back my
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 10: early thirties, m h, I've been in love with four
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 10: people who had other who were you know, females who
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 10: like females, and probably four.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: And well, it's no big deal. It ain't really nothing.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: I just you know.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 10: They asked me how I felt about it, and I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 10: told them that I was a lesbian two that I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 10: preferred other women myself, and that's how I wu try
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 10: to get around it.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: It didn't work.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: They laughed.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: They thought it was a very cute joke, but.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 10: But I was so dead serious, and I told them
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 10: they could refer to me that way if they wanted to, So,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 10: you know, it didn't work out.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: They were gorgeous.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 10: One of them had girlfriend who was more masculine, and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 10: she approached me one time and said she don't appreciate that,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 10: and if I don't step off, she's gonna do something
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 10: to me. And well she looked like she could whoop
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 10: my ass, so I said, okay, I stepped off. Okay,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 10: it didn't look like I was gonna be able whoop puss,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 10: so I stepped off.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: You know, I mean, why we ain't got to fight
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: over this here? I ain't that fighting. Well, it was
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: not gonna be a fight right here because it didn't
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: look like.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: A win for me.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 10: Because if she say, leave it like it is then
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 10: we right back where we had. He ain't worried about that.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 10: He will he don't want to be the side peace,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: no motion.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: All right, take us out. Thank you.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 10: Steve.
• 1:04:47
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  Speaker 4: Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Well Jay is here. We're so happy when you're here
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: with us.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 12: Jay.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: That means you're healthy and good. Uh and and Jay,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you find the time, but apparently
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: you've written another book. What is this your age?
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  Speaker 12: That? What was that?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Was that.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: About eleven?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I got eleven?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: This is this is my newest book. This is my
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: newest book.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 14: The name of the book is it's very catchy. You'll
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 14: catch on this. Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for damn
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 14: or you can.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: Use the S word. That's the tidle.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: One more time.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: Sometimes ken folks ain't worth for damn or you can use.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: The S word. So that's that's the title of the book.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 14: And it's several chapters in there that everybody who has
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 14: ken folks can relate to. In my new book calls
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 14: sometimes kim folks say, well, damn it. You can use
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 14: the export.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 2: Chapter one.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 14: Just because you got a big house, they think they
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 14: can show up and stay for free.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: That's chapter one. Oh man.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 14: That that that chapter two, I kind of get into
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 14: some personal stuff that they think your house is storage.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 14: Let me put something in your garage for a couple
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 14: of days. I mean it's been in there eight months now.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 14: It ain't moved. You know, it's old pod. I don't
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 14: even know what it is myself.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't live it up.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know that.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 14: Chapter three, Okay, this is if you have a big
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 14: house up. kN folk get confused in my new book.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 14: Sometimes kim folk can work for damn and you can
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 14: use the S word.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: They think they.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 14: Think you're the daddy. What they don't understand is you're
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 14: the granddaddy, not the daddy. The granddaddy. Some of those problems,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 14: this is personal. Some of those problems need to go
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 14: to the.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Dadaddy, not the granddaddy.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, you need to go right to the daddy. Okay,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: this is a chapter.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 14: If you my book, my new book calls sometimes ken
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 14: foke said with a damn, or you can use the
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 14: S word.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Just think you're a bad guy.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 14: If you don't babysit. I don't babysit. Okay, I smoke things.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: I do things that around kid.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 14: And and when you come back, he's gonna have a
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 14: whole different attitude if you leave him here. Okay, if
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 14: he's here, he's gonna he's gonna be a little he's
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 14: gonna be hungry, he's gonna be sleeping.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna come pick up a little what you
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: do in my new book.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 14: In my new book, sometimes ken burgling with a damn,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 14: or you can use the S word. They think you
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 14: are finance coming in. That's my book.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: That's my several chapters in there will be out soon.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Some I can't fu damn. You can use as we're
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: kicking it out on a new book yet and that's going.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: To be a bestseller. Love You're listening, Morning Show. A
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: new study from what is this Screeven's Hearing Care Okay.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: They looked at two thousand adults, Okay, two thousand grown people.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Research shows that at least seven times a week, men
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: have selective hearing in all. In all, men don't hear
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: their spouse three hundred and eighty eight times in the
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: course of a year. Women are going to though. That's
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: a lot, right, that's a lot. Three hundred and eighty
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: eight times in the.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: Course of a year. That's low.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: That's low, sting.
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  Speaker 2: Average.
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  Speaker 10: Well right now, you're only talking a little over wals
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: a day. That's the average of wals a day. Oh okay, okay,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 10: so that a Yes, that's not so bad.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: That's not so bad.
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  Speaker 10: No, I tuned it away. You got to tune it
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 10: using the same thing. Yeah, what is y'all talking?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 12: Listen?
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  Speaker 6: Wait?
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  Speaker 3: Wait what?
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  Speaker 12: Man?
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  Speaker 10: We just talked about that for fifteen minutes, two hours.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: You make the same twenty minute point for two hours and.
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  Speaker 2: Wake up the next morning. Were still talking about that?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: Move on.
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  Speaker 8: God.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm hearing you, but I ain't listening no more.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Damn you what I said about letting it out at
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: the job?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 10: Why are we still talking about Linda nerd ladies? But
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 10: that's that thing right there, that's true. Yeah, we do
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 10: have selective here.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: So but it sounds like you guys are responsing to nagging.
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  Speaker 1: That's a difference, right, No, is it all? Is it
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: all the same to you?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 10: You know, because if you're talking, if you're talking too much,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 10: mm hmm. I'm just saying, which is often so.
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  Speaker 15: It could be about anything, just the sound of my
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 15: voice that you just start tuning out after a while.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: Tell me that's for your teeth.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 6: What is? Well, you know what?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: That's okay, Carl. You're puffing and puffing about.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: Because you're talking about the same thing what I'm.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Asking you about this survey though you're not answering.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: No, I'm talking about this period. You're talking about the
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: same thing. And then I can tell it's bothering you
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: because I look on Facebook. Now you're posting stuff that
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 10: it jo and.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: Boding over the social media.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 8: On social media, now you're getting thirty thousand eight men's
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: on the damn what what let it?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: I think I think it is a problem, and I
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: think women could admit to this one.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 10: Because yes, men do have selective hearing, and we've had
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: developed that over the course of time because we've and
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 10: more and more, we've developed.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: More and more selective hearing.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 10: Because if there's a slight difference in us, women vent
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 10: differently than men, and when women around each other talking
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 10: to their girlfriends, you all have more of a tendency
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 10: to talk about a subject from every angle you turn
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 10: it over, you all can discuss one subject for hours.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Men don't do that.
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  Speaker 10: We have a debate, somebody wins, loses, We have a
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 10: strong debate, then we laugh or we fight, and then
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 10: it's over. You all keep talking about it. And once
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 10: a man has made all the points, he can make
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: your point. Is it relevant at this point? Because we've
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 10: heard it already. We don't agree with it, So we
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 10: shut you out, and we all every every man do that.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, we can her face and not be hearing nothing.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: You saying, wait what see?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: I can look dead in your face and not be
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 10: hearing nothing. You saying, be looking dad at your mouth?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Are you listening? Are you listening to me?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: The girl?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Did you hear what I just said?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Schedule that will schedule a hunt? How many times Marjorie
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: that looked at me and said, Steve, what did I
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: just say?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 1: Did repeat.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: What you heard?
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  Speaker 6: You?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Women are guilty too. They don't listen.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: You're trying to think about what the hell is she.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: S three thirty nine times a year.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, we do it too.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: We tune you all out all right, coming up, music
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  Speaker 1: and fun on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We'll be
• 1:12:52
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  Speaker 1: you should start your resolution now, that's what the scientists
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  Speaker 1: are saying. Then by the beginning of the new year,
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  Speaker 1: you will already be in the new habit. You know,
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  Speaker 1: have that new habit, It'll be underway, and you'll be
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  Speaker 1: more likely to keep it. That's why I guess that's
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  Speaker 1: why a lot of people drop off after they make
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  Speaker 1: those resolutions. They don't keep them because they're not in
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  Speaker 1: the habit of doing it. So start now, according to scientists. So, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: have you thought about your New Year's resolutions? Are you
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  Speaker 1: making it for next year?
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  Speaker 2: I stopped doing them years ago because you didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't stick to them. Is that why you stopped?
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  Speaker 10: No, I just decided whenever I'm gonna do something, I'm
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  Speaker 10: gonna do it now. I went to New York a
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  Speaker 10: New Year to do nothing. Okay, Now I got to
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  Speaker 10: get healthy. I got to get healthy now. I ain't
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  Speaker 10: got no die.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So you're kind of in keeping with what the scientists
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  Speaker 1: are saying.
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  Speaker 2: Then, well, I don't No, he has no science.
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  Speaker 1: I know he's not a scientist.
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  Speaker 2: I have trouble spelling it real scientists though, S C
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  Speaker 2: I E N T I S T.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yay, good, very good.
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  Speaker 2: Don't don't ask me to spell nothing that's got to
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  Speaker 2: do with science. You just got the subject. I'm good. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: don't worry about nothing. Symbols and stuff they got.
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  Speaker 1: On the periodic table.
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  Speaker 2: Asked me to.
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  Speaker 1: Remember coming up, we'll play around him. Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after the hour, that's right after
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  Speaker 1: this you're listening hardy morning show time for Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather guys another round?
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  Speaker 4: Here we go?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather go to church naked or babysit ten
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  Speaker 1: children under the age of two?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're raping. I got.
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  Speaker 3: Both serving nigga, both services.
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  Speaker 2: Quote scriptures, niggad. I came in this world of nigga.
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  Speaker 2: I shall leave it.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, just working out. People say, well that didn't happened,
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  Speaker 14: and I'm at the next service. They'll see it themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: You know when a man came in here at eight o'clock, Well,
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  Speaker 10: I got niggas for he was at eleven two.
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  Speaker 2: No, I would know.
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna take care of them kids. Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 10: ain't gonna do You ain't gonna do that to me.
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  Speaker 10: But one time, everybody's not gonna be cared for.
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  Speaker 3: Are you a babysitting grandfather, Steve?
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  Speaker 2: You yeah, man, yeah, yeah. They always make sure somebody
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  Speaker 2: at the house with me though, somebody watching, somebody watching you.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not like your granddaddy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: They always make sure some other people in the house
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  Speaker 10: with me already know, you know. And then my grandkids
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  Speaker 10: don't like when our babysit them because when they come
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  Speaker 10: in my office, them to stay in my office, and
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  Speaker 10: they don't like my TV selection.
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  Speaker 2: But I had them in there the other day and
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  Speaker 2: we were watching forty eight hours.
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  Speaker 1: You had grandchildren watching eight hours of murder and.
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  Speaker 10: It was it was a good episode too, so we
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  Speaker 10: was not turning it and just sit here and learn
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  Speaker 10: your ass something.
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  Speaker 2: Now, if you do wrong, you don't ask.
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  Speaker 10: To be in this room interrogating with this in this
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  Speaker 10: fifty eight degree weather, in this room that's fifty eight
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  Speaker 10: degrees getting talked to by these white people.
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  Speaker 2: And you don't want that. That shut up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a scared straight yeah straight, yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 14: Baby, because when you hide, you see more kids than
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  Speaker 14: you actually have. So that's why I don't babyshit sixteen kids.
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  Speaker 2: Moving on?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather tell the truth for a full week?
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  Speaker 1: Just tell the truth, no lies, no lies, be sure, okay,
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  Speaker 1: or sleep in a coffin for a full week.
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  Speaker 2: I can sleep in the coffee I'm not. I got wife.
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  Speaker 2: I've done that.
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  Speaker 8: Truth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I had an ex wife.
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  Speaker 2: I've done that before. You do that, I've been before.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well we not do it the truth for a.
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  Speaker 1: Whole for a week, all.
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  Speaker 2: Just throw the dirt off. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Look, we'll be back with our last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day in forty nine minutes after the closing remarks from
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  Speaker 1: the one and only, our fearless Leader, Steve Harvey right
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  Speaker 1: after this.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, this Thursday, it's been a fun good Thursday.
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  Speaker 2: Huh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been fun.
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  Speaker 12: You know.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking he did our best, you know. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We always do try to entertain, but I achieve that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. We try to get people to work in a
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  Speaker 1: good mood.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, I've been cute all morning. Y'all been ugly
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  Speaker 10: all morning, you know you and Junior. That's where it is,
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  Speaker 10: bab See how that sounds. How nobody bag back? These
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  Speaker 10: girls don't bag me up, they bag you up. I'm
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  Speaker 10: just I'm cool with that.
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  Speaker 2: It's cool.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I'll say this. You have to have
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  Speaker 1: confidence in yourself.
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  Speaker 2: I have it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to love yourself, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 10: A lot of other people got confident, right, Dennis Robin
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  Speaker 10: got confidence of it.
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  Speaker 2: You are not going to do that to me right there.
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  Speaker 2: You just did that to me saying I ain't saying
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  Speaker 2: you look like that, but very far from if you
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  Speaker 2: put if you put a hoop in your limp and
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  Speaker 2: two rings in your notes buying to see it, I
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  Speaker 2: could see if you put who live in two rains
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  Speaker 2: and you start crying you're cute? Twins, I don't jump in.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hold up, that's all it is called the little
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  Speaker 2: pity part. I'm nothing doing that.
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  Speaker 12: No, you know you do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't say that.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're c whatever. We know we are on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 1: You're cute.
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  Speaker 10: Tommy know he and Tommy know this ain't true. Juniors
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  Speaker 10: why you don't want you all to keep calling your you're.
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  Speaker 1: Que too, and see if you're rich. We know these things.
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  Speaker 2: This is what we know.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, that trumps all everything I would prefer. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: trumps everything we know.
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  Speaker 2: I think I appreciate my mama. Shein't lie to me,
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  Speaker 2: she says, Sit down, boy, I knew it. She was
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  Speaker 2: trying to build your spirits confidence. I had to worry
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  Speaker 2: about that.
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  Speaker 10: No more.
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  Speaker 1: Could take us home with some inspiring after this closing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: If you won't, you know, let me just do something
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  Speaker 2: really short and really helpful.
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  Speaker 10: You know, I've been saying a scripture for a long
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  Speaker 10: time in some of my motivational speeches that one of
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  Speaker 10: the most important scriptures I've ever read is one of
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  Speaker 10: the shortest ones too, and it has really helped me
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  Speaker 10: in my life, in my walk, in my career, in
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  Speaker 10: my ups, in my downs. And that scripture is you
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  Speaker 10: have not cause you asked. Now Now, I just found
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  Speaker 10: out where that was in the Bible this week, did
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  Speaker 10: you hear me? I've been saying this scripture for years,
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  Speaker 10: but I just found out where it was in the
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  Speaker 10: Bible this week. You have not because you asked, noting
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  Speaker 10: it's actually James four and two. Now, the way I
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  Speaker 10: found it was I was reading a scripture that changed
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  Speaker 10: my life when I was on the boat this year,
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  Speaker 10: and the scripture was actually James four and three. And
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  Speaker 10: what it said was it says you ask and you receive,
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  Speaker 10: not because you ask a miss And so I was
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  Speaker 10: just reading that because I got it from.
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  Speaker 2: This journal James four and three. And what that meant
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  Speaker 2: was that.
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  Speaker 10: Sometimes you ask and you don't receive what you asked
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  Speaker 10: because you you ask a miss, which means you ask
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  Speaker 10: with the wrong motivation. And God oftentimes wasn't answering my
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  Speaker 10: prayer because my motivation for what I was praying for
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  Speaker 10: was wrong. It wasn't that what I was praying for
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  Speaker 10: was wrong, but the reason I wanted to happen was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: And it speaks in James.
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  Speaker 10: Four and three about your worldly lust of flesh and
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  Speaker 10: fleshley things, but it wasn't learned lust enoughter fleshy things
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  Speaker 10: doesn't necessarily mean somebody. It just could mean you know,
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  Speaker 10: stuff to appease your fleshley being, your money, so you
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  Speaker 10: can flex on somebody, so you can prove it wrong,
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  Speaker 10: so you can shake it in their face. That's what
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  Speaker 10: it means when it says you ask and you receive
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  Speaker 10: not because you ask a miss or for the wrong reason. Well,
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  Speaker 10: the other day I was doing my journal review and
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  Speaker 10: I read that, and so I was opening up to
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  Speaker 10: James four and three, and lo and behold, I read
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  Speaker 10: James four and two, which says you have not cause
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  Speaker 10: you asked not.
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  Speaker 2: It was the scripture right in front of it. It
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  Speaker 2: blew my mind. So really, he laid it all out
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  Speaker 2: there for me.
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  Speaker 10: He says, you have not because you asked not, and
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  Speaker 10: you ask and you receive not because you asked for
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  Speaker 10: the wrong reason.
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  Speaker 1: Man, y'all, I can't tell you how that flipped a
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  Speaker 1: switch in my head.
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  Speaker 10: So, if you're out there and you've been asking God
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  Speaker 10: for something and you can't seem to get it to
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  Speaker 10: go your way, check your motivation for why you really
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  Speaker 10: want it to happen. And if you check your motivation,
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  Speaker 10: then you'll find out that you want it for some
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 10: other reasons other than the right reasons. All you have
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  Speaker 10: to do is adjust your motivation for what you're asking for.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 10: Change your motivation, ask for forgiveness, and ask for the
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  Speaker 10: blessing that you ask him for for the right reasons,
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 10: because there's some good that you could do with this
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 10: thing that you ask of God for that you haven't
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  Speaker 10: been getting because you've been asking for the wrong reason.
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  Speaker 2: James four and two and James four and four, those
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  Speaker 2: are my close remarks. I hope that helps you away
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  Speaker 2: and help me.
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