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Who Likes Who on the Show - 11.15.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: soon looking back to back down, giving them back, just
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  Speaker 1: like amazing buck bus things. And it's tough, y'all, do
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  Speaker 1: me true good. It set hardy this one to move
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  Speaker 1: to each other for stubby. Why don't you joy yeah
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  Speaker 1: by joining me. Honey. You gotta use that turn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn you to turn love, to turn my love.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn turn water the water. Y'all, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your things. Uh huh, I sure will. A
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harley got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. We got a good for you today. I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about on the way in. You know, yesterday
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  Speaker 1: was a really, really trying day for me. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of work yesterday and I was up. I've gotten
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  Speaker 1: so tired at one point man that But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, I had no one to to
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  Speaker 1: to explain it to. You know, mom. The fellas that
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  Speaker 1: travel with me, they just go, they just go. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they know where I gotta be. They get me in place,
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  Speaker 1: you know, blah blah blah. But you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: right about when I'm about to complain about it out loud,
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  Speaker 1: I also find all of the incredible reasons that I
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  Speaker 1: have to be grateful, and it kind of slows down
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  Speaker 1: to complain it a little bit. Now, I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: that our days. Man, why I don't verbalize my fatigue
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  Speaker 1: or I don't verbalize my man I wish I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to work so hard, or man, but but but
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  Speaker 1: but but yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. But when
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  Speaker 1: I get through with that, I have so many reasons
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful that it does slow it down, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And sometimes it might the majority terms just flat out
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  Speaker 1: stops it because I end up laughing at myself because,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's so many things are happening to me
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  Speaker 1: beyond my belief, beyond what I asked God for. So
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  Speaker 1: there's just some extreme blessings going on in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But man, man o, man o, man have I paid?
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  Speaker 1: And that that's the part I want to talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about today. You know, see a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: look at other people and they see what they think
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  Speaker 1: is the finished product. They don't realize that all of us,
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  Speaker 1: no matter who we are, are still a work in progress.
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  Speaker 1: That I have many flaws, that I have many problems
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  Speaker 1: and have many situations that come up, you know, just
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  Speaker 1: like anybody else. You know, I'm no different from that,
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  Speaker 1: you know. You know, life happens for me just like
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  Speaker 1: it happens for you. It may happen in different ways,
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  Speaker 1: but just like you know, if it's something comes up
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  Speaker 1: at an inconvenient time for you, it pops up for me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if something happens for me that seems unfair,
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  Speaker 1: I know that it's happening to somebody else unfairly. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, um, I find myself being grateful the majority
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  Speaker 1: of the time. I can't say all the time because
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  Speaker 1: I'm a human being, and sometimes I find myself complaining
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  Speaker 1: about it all, you know, But but I try, for
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  Speaker 1: the most part to stay grateful, to stay focused, and
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  Speaker 1: it allows me to keep the wheels churning. But now
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  Speaker 1: I wanna I want to share something with you about
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  Speaker 1: your road to success. You know you've heard me say
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  Speaker 1: this probably a hundred times now. The road to success
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  Speaker 1: is always under construction, it really is. So here's here's
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  Speaker 1: what I want you to expect on your way to changing,
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  Speaker 1: on your way to becoming successful, on your way to
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  Speaker 1: achieving your goals on your way to getting better. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to expect many difficulties. Once again, the road
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  Speaker 1: to con the road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to expect many difficulties. But here is
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  Speaker 1: the deal between successful people and non successful people. It's
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  Speaker 1: how they deal with the difficulties. That's the only difference.
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  Speaker 1: It's how you deal with the difficulties, how you handle
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  Speaker 1: the setbacks, how well you get up after you've been
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  Speaker 1: knocked down. That's happening to all of us, none of us,
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  Speaker 1: none of us are exempt from that. You're going to fall,
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be pushed, you're going to be run over,
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  Speaker 1: You're going to be tackled, you are going to be
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  Speaker 1: lied about. You are going to have setbacks. That's a
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  Speaker 1: part of the journey. But how do you handle them?
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  Speaker 1: How well do you do you handle everything? See? I
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  Speaker 1: want you to understand something. When you set out to
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  Speaker 1: be successful, he is difficult. Pet Pablo, who have probably people?
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  Speaker 1: What is he about to quote? Pete Pablo? He had
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  Speaker 1: a uh a rap album out called Diary of a Cinner,
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  Speaker 1: and it was really, man my favorite rap album of
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  Speaker 1: all time because he said some things about his life
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  Speaker 1: that I could so relate to. I can't think of
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  Speaker 1: the name of the song right now, but there is
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  Speaker 1: a lyric a stands in one of his songs that says,
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  Speaker 1: I had a half a tank of gas, two cigarettes,
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  Speaker 1: scraping up change in an ash tray, and a voice said,
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  Speaker 1: it's only a test of my faith. It said, I
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  Speaker 1: had a half a tank of gas, two cigarettes, scraping
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  Speaker 1: up change in an ash tray, but a voice said
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  Speaker 1: it was only a test of my faith. Here's a
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  Speaker 1: deal your faith, which is the belief in things that
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  Speaker 1: you cannot see. When you say I'm going to make it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be successful at it. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: finish college. I'm going to achieve my goal. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be a better husband. I'm going to be a
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  Speaker 1: better father. I'm going to be a better wife. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to be a better mother. I'm going to be
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  Speaker 1: a better student. I'm going to be rich. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to start do and more for other people. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to help the less fortunate. Whatever you say when you're
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  Speaker 1: sending that prayer up, when you declare that faith, the
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  Speaker 1: devil hears your prayer to Now a sad thing about
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  Speaker 1: the devil is. He's busy seven and he has people
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  Speaker 1: that works for him. It's some imps out there that
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  Speaker 1: ain't up to no good. You all know them. You've
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  Speaker 1: all run across them. They always putting shade on somebody.
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  Speaker 1: They always barking at somebody. They always knocking somebody down.
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  Speaker 1: These people that they just busy for Satan. What you
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  Speaker 1: gotta be careful of is that occasionally you don't become
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  Speaker 1: one of those people. See so when these people, when
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  Speaker 1: when the devil hears is prayer that you set up
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  Speaker 1: or what you're gonna be successful at, then your faith
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  Speaker 1: is going to be tested. He got people man to
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  Speaker 1: come in there and try to knock you off that course.
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  Speaker 1: So you can get on back to this old woe
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  Speaker 1: is me. I ain't gonna ever be nothing. The uh
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  Speaker 1: man seemed like every time I try to get back up,
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  Speaker 1: I getting knocked right back. Now, once he gets you
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  Speaker 1: saying that enough times, then he can start implementing some
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  Speaker 1: other programs. Come on, man, let's sell this dope. We
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  Speaker 1: can't get no job. Now here you go. You're off track.
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  Speaker 1: You're going you other way. Now he got you, He
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  Speaker 1: got you tied up. Now to the port where he
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  Speaker 1: can get you locked up, or he can get your
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  Speaker 1: killed and lose your soul. So now he had worked
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  Speaker 1: busy he all day. What you got to be mindful
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  Speaker 1: of is that your faith will be tested, that it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be difficult to get to where you are,
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  Speaker 1: and you got to stay in prayer all the time,
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  Speaker 1: talking to your creator about strengthening you for the journey.
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  Speaker 1: You have to be strengthened for the journey. That's all
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  Speaker 1: you're asking for, because the journey is the journey. You
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  Speaker 1: can stop asking God to remove all these problems in
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  Speaker 1: these situations because it ain't gonna happen these out of
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  Speaker 1: test of our faith. This determines how bad you want it.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm saying to you this morning is stay focused,
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  Speaker 1: stay prayerful, stay on point, get ready for him. Understand
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  Speaker 1: that it's just to test to your faith. That your
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  Speaker 1: faith will be tested. But you got to stay the course. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You got to stay the course. It's all right, you
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  Speaker 1: will be fine in due time, but you gotta give
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  Speaker 1: some of this stuff a chance to play itself out.
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  Speaker 1: Because nothing lasts forever. Ain't no pain forever, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to help you with that, because boy,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with it all the time. Stay prayerful. God
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  Speaker 1: got help for you. All right, let's go to ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, boys and girls, people all around the world,
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  Speaker 1: please gather yourselves around the radio, because things are about to,
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  Speaker 1: in the words of them, pop off. We would like
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  Speaker 1: to have your undivided attention as we partake on the
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  Speaker 1: rather scrupulous journey of rhetoric. A foolish schnish laughtery and harbachery. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think the word is delbauchery. But when you heard ready,
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  Speaker 1: either one of them will suffice. Ladies and gentlemen. Mr
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show, you invited to come along. I'm Steve,
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  Speaker 1: this Shirley, Hey, just call them. Hey, Junior, everybody visit
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  Speaker 1: the food. We're about to pop to pop to pop out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on, everybody. I'm feeling pretty good today. You
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  Speaker 1: sound good? Why not? Because it's the last day of
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  Speaker 1: my detok all right, so take us through the day.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do today? Well, it's been no carbs
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  Speaker 1: for a week, preparing my body for my final detox treatment.
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  Speaker 1: It has slowed my brain down quite a bit. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not as sharp as I normally am. But supposedly, after this,
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be and Tommy, you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: get on this therapy. After this, I should be a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more attractive. What what does a s But
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  Speaker 1: that was pretty sharp. You're there, you're there, tell me
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  Speaker 1: you're on it now. I did a week. I'm suggesting
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  Speaker 1: to you a month now. So you ain't ugly nor more.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't saying it ain't ugly nor more. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a little more attractive. We're never gonna be fine
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  Speaker 1: in this family. I just need you to come along
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  Speaker 1: and get on board. People like saying you look good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying you. Have you taken a look at these
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  Speaker 1: selfish you'd be sending up. It's the same, just the
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  Speaker 1: exact same. Nobody hates my facial facial and that's the
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  Speaker 1: polls that he thinks cute. Yeah, yeah, looking dead down
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  Speaker 1: at him. No, Tommy, nobody just never told it to you.
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  Speaker 1: I happen to have heard it you, sir, for some
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  Speaker 1: ungodly reason. I think the fact that you shot a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people want to hurt you no more. They
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  Speaker 1: figured because I was tall I could take You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: crush him. Steve he's not. He's not gonna crush me today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let it happen. So Steve, you're just
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  Speaker 1: gonna start the show crushing. Yeah, I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: do this at the gate with it because he taking
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  Speaker 1: up he take an unattractive attractive therapy about to be Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Actually he's trying to help you tell me if you
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  Speaker 1: really look at it. So you're saying I'm unattractive exactly right, No,
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear. Oh, you're cute as a button.
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  Speaker 1: You're cute as a button. You didn't need a jab
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  Speaker 1: in there. But button was a jail, right, take the
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  Speaker 1: oi and all so, so anyway that you you'll have
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  Speaker 1: to tell us what you're gonna eat and stuff anyway, Um, alright,
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  Speaker 1: it's time. Something funny is coming up as we prepare
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  Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving and the stress of the holidays and all
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  Speaker 1: of that. Uh, family gatherings can lead to some tense moments.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that when we come back, uh at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour with something funny. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Thanksgiving next week? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Did it come fast this year? Here we're all gathering
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  Speaker 1: around the Thanksgiving table dinner conversations. It can be a
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  Speaker 1: little tent you know. So we just want you guys
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  Speaker 1: to prepare with some phrases that you should avoid at
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  Speaker 1: holiday dinners so we can just you know, all have
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  Speaker 1: a good time with our family and friends. Okay, Like
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  Speaker 1: for instance, yeah, okay, for instance, Steve Um, when you
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  Speaker 1: start a sentence with you should have you should have?
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  Speaker 1: You know, the words should you know can make a
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  Speaker 1: person feel judged or disappointed. You see where I'm going
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  Speaker 1: with that? You should have left somebody else fire? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's hurtful. Yeah, yeah, you should have you should have
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  Speaker 1: left the marshmallows acting YAMG, that's like that. I'm with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with you on that hurt over. How about this?
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  Speaker 1: I know it's pot look, but you should have just
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  Speaker 1: came there ain't no luck in your Yeah, stuff like that, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you got it? Or you know saying that? Yeah, avoid
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  Speaker 1: saying this, you know, because this is definitely this could
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  Speaker 1: start one right here. Um, can you believe what your
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  Speaker 1: president just did? You can't start? Yeah? Yeah, it can
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  Speaker 1: lead to an argument and a fight, you know, politics.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in agreement on my family, My family all good
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  Speaker 1: with that. That's gonna get the party popping right there. Okay, alright,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna avoid saying it. Oh no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: You can talk politics at my house. Everybody at my
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  Speaker 1: house in the same political mindset. We don't have, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because you are Republican at the table, you need to
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  Speaker 1: keep it to you. You won't be Okay, let's get
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  Speaker 1: back to my daddy's house. Uh huh, let's get back
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  Speaker 1: to the food for a minute. How about this one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the best turkey I ever had was say
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  Speaker 1: it again, the best turkey I ever had was my mom.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say that. Yeah, that'll set it off. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have to always tell the truth though, No, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: she wants again. Y'all need to make up y'all, man,
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  Speaker 1: did you all want us to be Trump? Or you won't?
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  Speaker 1: These last were good with lying on Thanksgiving, it's a
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  Speaker 1: good time to ask that question. Yeah, you know, like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: if you start a sentence with what are you going
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to cook? Don't do that when you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna finally let him go. Okay, that's the one. Because
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to make anyone feel defensive or put
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  Speaker 1: anyone on the spot or anything like family is when
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  Speaker 1: is you gonna stop using drugs? Really? Yeah? What's gonna
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  Speaker 1: come out? I don't know why we see a bag
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  Speaker 1: like ain't I don't know what's wrong with you. I
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  Speaker 1: want to go to your house, but just come out
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  Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes, be able to take You're lying If
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  Speaker 1: it starts off with that, yeah, I believe you was
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  Speaker 1: walking the dope. When is you gonna stop using? You
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  Speaker 1: show up every you're looking like this? How about this right?
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  Speaker 1: How about this right here? Say somewhere where I can
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  Speaker 1: see where you going? Bathroom? Ain't that way? Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: bathroom that way? And you know, trying not to open
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  Speaker 1: up a conversation or start a sentence with when are
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  Speaker 1: you going to? Don't do that one? Or remember the
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  Speaker 1: time you see my uncle Everett, thanks having used to
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  Speaker 1: go he was drunk and time geo bowl ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: won't dear bust out laughing, everybody laughing. But wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, up, did you hear about Don't start
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  Speaker 1: it with that one, because that could mean yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: gossiping about you know somebody exactly what what did you
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  Speaker 1: hear about your husband? Oh? That's gonna get it started
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  Speaker 1: right there in the back room with Coral Cora. Not
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  Speaker 1: Cora Cora. Yeah, those are just conversation starters. You don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, Oh that's gonna happen Thanksgiving, Thirsty, trust me,
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. Well, I'll admit this. None of that
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  Speaker 1: happens at my house because I have no one at
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  Speaker 1: my house on Thanksgiving. As big as you create, nobody
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  Speaker 1: create no drama. Not in my house. Okay, I thought
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  Speaker 1: you were saying you had no one at your house.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, as big as your family is, Steve, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: the house gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do drama. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not at the house. Everybody know. Don't ask me to play.
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  Speaker 1: I don't do that. You know, the game night, I
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  Speaker 1: might come in there for a couple of minutes, but
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Y'all know what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in front of this TV. I'm staring
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  Speaker 1: at it. Sometimes you're gonna come in there and the
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  Speaker 1: TV gonna be staying at me. Just walk back out.
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  Speaker 1: Don't come in here. Just in the heat I wanted this.
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  Speaker 1: Won't keep leeping. The five places on, don't cut it
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  Speaker 1: all so you don't mind them being in your house.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people just don't bother you. Let you
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  Speaker 1: have your space. Yeah both. Marjorie's really good at that too,
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  Speaker 1: because she tells him this Steve that Steve all don't
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  Speaker 1: bring your friends, and your friends won't pitch us. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't happen. Meanwhile, at our house, all they want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about is you. Yes, Steve, come on, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just hate when they want me to tell Steve
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  Speaker 1: something for the plays, tell him give them. Can you
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  Speaker 1: just give us to Steve for me? Just the best seller? Right,
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  Speaker 1: we just get it to Steve. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: get the one kill me. Okay, I got this book,
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  Speaker 1: a man, I want you to read. I didn't read
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  Speaker 1: before I wrote. Ain't coming up coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, Miss san is gonna be here
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  Speaker 1: with today's national news and headlines. But up next it's
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  Speaker 1: the nephew with run that prank back. You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, nephew, let's go. What
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  Speaker 1: you got time for running? Oh? I got one for you?
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  Speaker 1: You ever had this? Read this book? It had change
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  Speaker 1: your life? It ain't did nothing? Yeah, you got a
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  Speaker 1: matter of fact, that same swater you won't last. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the change has been in
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  Speaker 1: that's the same car you had six Thanksgiving six. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: what's the change now? Isn't my driveway leaking all? I
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  Speaker 1: asked the relative one time to move They call. I said, why,
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  Speaker 1: because you're leaking all in the driveway. I hate you
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  Speaker 1: all up and there. You can't hand on all in
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  Speaker 1: your driveway? No, no, I don't want know ail in
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  Speaker 1: my don't just park out on the sidewalk. Yeah, walking
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: all the way back up here if you want, Yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: if you agree, you will. I even did this one
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: year I got had valet. Yeah, lay at your house,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: come over, just pull up, pull up in front of house,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: get your kids out, and get your family out in valley.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Just take your car and put it on the street somewhere.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: That's how I did it. That that stopped a lot
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: of problems. Who wants oil in their driveway? It's hard
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: to get people come over the house in pimp pong
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: like cross the dough it Hello, Hello, trying to uh,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to read Wilson. Yeah, this will you you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you you're on the cleaner though, wrong. Right, Yeah, that's me.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a happy. I long y'all have been over there?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: How many? How many years y'all been over there? On? Man,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: we've been here for two minute? My fifteen years. Man,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I've been a long time. Yeah, I'm a happy. Uh.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Now you you're the only My name is Donnie. Man,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry my name you are? You've always been the
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: owner there? Man, I thought the saying was about fifteen
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: years ago. Got all my own equipment, everything, we do
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: everything in the house, and you ain't got where am
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: I going? Nowhere? You drop the clothes off here? I
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: may show we take everything right here in the house. Man. Okay, okay,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: let's let's listen. Man, you want to call see I've been.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: I've been. I actually been bringing my clothes at you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: for about a year now. My name is Donnie. Oh yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't remember. I know I would be
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: coming here. I know your face. Thought you probably know
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: me when you see me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're probably
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you probably know when you But listen, Uh, when I
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: had a problem and I came in, but last week
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: sometimes I came in. I think the last third I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: came in to get my clothes I dropped off and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: uh no, No, I had brought some clothes, probably about
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: three weeks befow that. Uh huh. And and when I
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: got home three you know, like I said, three weeks.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: When I got on with that, with them clothes, I
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: realized I was missing a shot. And uh. And I
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: was like, I don't I don't know where my shirt
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: that I come fast. So now just last week when
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: I came back to pick up some clothes, and uh
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: and that's what what what you know? I don't want
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to raising don't do having in your in your stoe
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: with nothing, but what what I looked and I looked
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: at you. You was actually putting that took my money
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: and gave him, gave him a clothes. But when I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: when I look closer at you, I realized you you
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: actually had on my shirt? What you had it? I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: had gone on and count the tea and I went
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: on out to my car and I said, I'm not
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: gonna wait and calm down, but you're actually standing there
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: give me my clothes. But you had on my shirt too, Now,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you bro, you could have got the twenty Yeah you
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: ain't see me in your shirt? I mean or what what?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: What have your clothes. He left your clothes up here
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: a long with the thirty day. Okay, wait wait wait
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: wait wait, hold on, hold on, hold on wait wait
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: what what did you say if if people leave their
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: stuff long and thirty day you start way now now,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, I ain't won't no bouy the
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: shirtd mine on. Hold on the line about you. You
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: ain't won't know about the shirt, because listen, let me
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I mean, I work every day, I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: work hard and I buy my buy my own shirt.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I ain't gotta worry nobody that shirt. As
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I was just saying because you
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: said that that you felt like I held your shirt.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I ain't want nobody shirt. But okay, got it coming there?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Him come out missing as if it's betting here thirty day.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: We don't, I mean, we we ain't taking nobody clothes.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: But listen, I got a fee and he brought his
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: stuff over there too, and he tells me he has
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: some pads missing, and he coming then one thing and swell,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: he think you have he playing something? Who is it?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: He lied? Let Let me tell holder, I mean I
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I don't know you who you are, man,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'll fit out that close. You got my shirt only
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: his pass. So this is ridiculous, man, as you as
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: you creating your own wardrobe with people stuff, look hold
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: to limit. Tell you something, man, I didn't talk you.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want nobody that share. Don't calm me and
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: something my integrated come. I don't wrote somebody else shave.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have to win your shirt. I don't want
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to clean that you've got, man, that you clean people stuff,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: but then you wear it around the cleaners. I don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: have to wait think and nobody's around no cleanings. I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: got my old you have you You You must not been
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: up here yourself. Do you see the uniform we were here?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That's how you know it ain't say Wilson on my uniform. Man,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I know it's say Wilson on it. But why you
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: ain't leave me where and other people stuff? Mr Wilson?
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Look at man, look at I'm a Christian bro. Listen,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do the right thing. I don't appreciate
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: nobody calling me. And you can tell you, you can
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: inquire and we can get this fix, you know, figure
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: it out, But you don't call here saying that you've
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: seen me waying. I'm gonna go shirt. I'm gonna let
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the shirt go him. I'm gonna let the shirt here.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: What's the wrong doing now now, Mrs Will, That's what
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. But if I come in there, if
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I come in there one more time, it's see you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: quit one of my shirts song, Then guess what I'm
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: gonna tell off for you. Don't beat you, set your stove,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: just sell you what you bring your back down here,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Come on down here. It ain't a danging a drumster.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Don't kill you quicken our wheel about coming here trying
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: to bother me about a shirt. When you quick where
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: people stop seeing? Why no, but that's what you're doing,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you know. But then you got on my shirt and
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: got my playing. So I tell you what. Let me
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: tell you something before I open this clean us. I'm
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: from the penetect And when you try, when you call
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: somebody a line, you better ready to back it up.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Come up in there. This ain't well you look you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: keep wearing everybody close in there. Let me tell you something.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I'm tell you what, Gola man, I'm telling the truth.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: If you come up here with them, you need to
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: call your MoMA. No, No, it's gonna be from snop
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: slaying the flower, because just like that shirt you say
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you're missing, you're gonna be missing to you came up here, brother,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: me about the dirt you're don't get your bird beat
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: if I keep finding out you wearing people. Stop looking
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: at what else? Don't don't get your bood beat up.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You hear me, I'll tell you what you need to
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: get off my phone for this baby. Just tell me
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: about I'm wearing his shirt. You know I was wearing
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: my shirts and you're wearing my friends playing. Man you look, bro,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: look Donny mc cluck. I don't done it. Whoever you
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know who Donny you are. But don't call
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: here no more. Man, I don't even want your business. Man,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: you don't have to. Don't bring your shirt. I matter
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: of fact, what's your lie? I'm gonna look your spell
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: up anything. Any money you'll fee, I'm gonna get a tactics.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I don't need your money either. Man, I don't need to.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say to you. What
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you're listening to me? What you ain't gotta thing to
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: say to me? I do have somebody need to say
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to you your thieving show. When I do have somebody
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: need to say to you? What you lifting? What this is?
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Mift you Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your body who? Hey, Mr Wills,
• 29:29
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• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Your boy got me to prank phone call you? What say? Bro?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: You can't you can't tell nobody I do like that? Man?
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Why y'all's the food man? Tell me this? What is
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• 30:04
  Speaker 1: You are the king to stay on fire. That's I'll
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  Speaker 1: just stay on fire. Yeah, we're gonna on fire. Mama's boy.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Huh girl? Have you been here? Yes? From you? What
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't heard? Story? All right, hey, listen, coming out
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Stovetop has the perfect
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  Speaker 1: solution for those of you who stuff yourselves on Thanksgiving. Plus,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne is going to be here with our national
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• 30:45
  Speaker 1: All right, stove top stuffing. We all have heard about
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  Speaker 1: it for our entire lives. Well, anyway, Stovetop Stuffing is
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  Speaker 1: now selling the perfect pair of cants for your Thanksgiving meal.
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  Speaker 1: This is crazy. Stove Yeah, stove tops Thanksgiving dinner pans.
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  Speaker 1: They make pans now they have a stretchy pouch that
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: fits over the belly. I guess you can uh liken
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: it to maternity wear for women. Okay, uh, it's a
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: stretchy pouch. It fits over the belly. Although these pants
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: are decorated in a festive stuffing pattern, you may want
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  Speaker 1: to get them for the man in your life. You
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: may want two ladies if he's one of those guys
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: who likes you know how guys like to unbutton their
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: belts sometime after dinner. My grandfather come over there already
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: went on, Tommy, you got to get a patty because yours.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: You're around stove top pans at Thanksgiving. When you eat
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: too much food, you you ain't gonna unbutton your pants.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: And then when you when you get back down, you
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: just wam back or you can put that you're doing
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: too much today. Man. Multi purpose. They come in all sizes,
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  Speaker 1: all sizes, and they only cost get this, they only
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  Speaker 1: cost less than twenty And you know you like that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: That's about the same prices your airline ticket. Stop. I'm trying.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm not wearing those stove tope stuff and paints. I'm not.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: It don't make no sense for you not to have
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: on some stove top dressing past. It's got a pouch
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: in the front, but when you eat too much, your
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: stomach can sit in it comfortable, and then after your
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: stomach go down, you can win them backwards and put
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: that high as yours in it. I'm not but what
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: is you doing? SI? What you do? If you're like
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: that's me, that would be still be perfect for your time.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I think you're right. That's nice. Man. You also worked
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: it out for you to do a purpose. Will you
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: turn the pants around and cover their what? Go ahead?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Come out to get bad. Nothing to do this with y'all, man,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: you ain't got to I'm not love Tommy. Don't look well,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: didn't get them same pants on the other way. You
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: look at the pockets in the front. Go ahead, boy, coordinate, coordinate.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: You're all some fun. Go ahead. I'm not laughing. Can
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: we bring up ms A and please can we just murder?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Murder murd you same time to turn them down. I'm
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: not laughing, I promise you Tom what you call what
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: you're doing? Then he bust your room belt? Comes is
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: wearing those stones your pants? Tell me the only nineteen.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: I'll buy something for them to foods. How about that
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: we get the jacket, the bad get for them. You
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: can get a paddle man and then Jordan can use
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: them too because he can take him to school for showing.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: What is he gonna say? You mean to tell me
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: you and Jordan in the pandruse? Ok, come with see
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: we gotta stop this very own talented personal fact. No
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: fake news here there saying trip and no stovetop pants either.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Thanks everybody, good working everybody. This is Ander with the news. Okay,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: let as get serious. There's been another shooting, this time
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: in northern California. Took place yesterday. Authar say that five
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: people were killed yesterday, including the shooter, and that ten
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: others were wounded. After that, gunman went on a shooting
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: rampage that involved an elementary school. Officials say the gunman
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: was armed with a semi automatic rifle in a rural
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: community about a hundred fifty miles northwest of Sacramento. They
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: say he opened fire at seven different locations, shooting randomly
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: at neighbors passers by into homes, but the local sheriff
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: says his deputy's got him. I'm personally grateful to those
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: men for engaging such a terrible a mass murder. Really,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: that's what he is. Sheriff Phil Johnson says that the gunman,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: who now is identified as Kevin Jansen Neil, stole and
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: crashed a neighbor's vehicle, whom he killed. Apparently killed the
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: neighbor and his wife that he had been feuding with
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: them for years. Then he opened fire on a local
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: elementary school, but the teachers jumped in and closed all
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: the doors so he couldn't get in. He also stole
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: a second vehicle before deputies caught up with him. National
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Republicans calls for about My Judge Roy Moore to get
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: out of the U. S. Senate race getting louder and louder,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: their accusations now from at least five women claiming that
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: he's sexually assaulted them when they were only teenagers. How
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Speaker Paul Ryan says More should step down because accusations
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: of him are really credible, and gop sent lely to
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell says More simply not worthy of the position.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Roy Moore should step aside. The women who come forward
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: are entirely incredible. He's obviously not fit to be in
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: the United States Center, and McConnell says he's looking at
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: ways to keep that from happening, just in case he's elected.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: By the way, the Republican National Committees now pull its
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: financial support from Roy Moore's campaign. Associated Press reports that
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump and co. Have been nominating white men to
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: serve on the nation's federal courts at a rate not
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: seen in almost thirty years. A P says, so far
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Trump's fifty eight nominees are men, three out of four white.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: In fact, so far, Donald Trump has nominated the highest
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: percentage of white judges in his first year since Ronald Reagan,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: and if his trend continues, Donald Trump will be the
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: first republic Can Sense Herbert Hoover to name fewer women
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: and minorities to the courts than his GOP predecessor. Our
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Landmarks Preservation Group wants to see the Emmett Tills Chicago
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: home given landmark status. It's a red brick two story
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: building at the hazeled youngster and his mother were living
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: in in nine Finally, Today is National Clean out your
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Refrigerator Day and it's also nationale make your mom lunch Day. Ma, Ma,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: maybe she doesn't be quiet. You know how to make lunch.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after the hour comes Eugene the Butterfly. Stay
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: tuned the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, introduced
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly, and do it nicely so he can really
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: have his time and do a segment. Well, please, ladies
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen without further ado, something that I know you're
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: going to try to enjoy, but you probably won't. Eugene,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Good morning every one. Stephen Tommy Shirley College Junior, Good
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: morning to everyone. It is a beautiful, beautiful Wednesday. Just
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: want to say, hey, everyone's speaking your step you Stephen
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: very well. Um yeah, but you didn't speak, but it's okay. UM.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Here's what I want to ask you all. I'm thinking
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: about and I'm thinking about writing my first book, Stephen,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: and I want you to, um yeah, I want you
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: to help me pick out the title I've come up
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: with this Um, the Man behind the Man. Okay, um,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: but sitting on that's not a man, that's the butterfly. Um,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I just need some ideas because I want to I
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: really want to write my life story. Well, Steve can
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: really help you with this. You's written four books. That's
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: the purpose of asking him. Helped me with my book,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and I'm not I'm not. I don't need I just
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: want to help with the title. I'm gonna do first title?
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Are you a autie or any What are we talking about? Navals?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: What are we talking about? We're just coming up and
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: catchy book? T Okay, continue, I don't I don't like
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that one. Um pek and happy? How is that? Pink
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and happy? The pink journey, the pink journey. So it's
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: my journey, you know, because it is my life story.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think you should use pink because it represents
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: too many other things as powerful. There's a powerful pink
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: movement with breast cancer that color heads. Yeah, you shouldn't
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: use pink. Give us another color, well, pro fellow, that's
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: purple and yellow? Does that work? How about fruit loops?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: That's that's underwear. Why would I want to do droughts
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: through to the loom You're talking about, not fruit loops.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: That's fruit loops. Underwear, the cereal all loops, a plethora
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: of colors. Yeah, it's a rainbow man. Okay, Steve, Um,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: try harder. Okay, I mean, come on, you can, but
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: with a catchy title. You had a very nice act,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: like a lady thing like I'm in That was good. Um, Butterfly,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: you want to use that title? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, God, no,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I did not want to use that title. I need
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: something away. All right, listen, Butterfly permission. We'll work on that.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe we'll come up with something for you when we
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: come back from the break at thirty four after the hour.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Uh something on emotional cheating. I think we've we we
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: all want to hear what this is about. This is
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: interesting emotional cheating. What is that? No, I didn't done that.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because you've done the physical you're listening to
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Morday Morning Show. All right, Steve, here we go.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: This is interesting. Listen to this question. Is it emotional
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: cheating to get butterflies around someone who isn't your significant other?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had an encounter with someone, for instance,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: who you were really attracted to physically and after a
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: few minutes of talking with them, or like hanging out,
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: you started to get those like, you know, a little crush,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: butterflies and your tummy in the past all the time,
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: several times a week. Really back in the past. Yeah,
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: of course it was in the past. We're all happily
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: married now. Uh what, that's all they had to say?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're so much tallerant person. Oh my god,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I love all your facial features. I love your tent poles.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: You do girl, I'm kill everything. My heart is changing.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I got butterflies? Is this just human nature for someone? Uh?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: You know, if you like someone emotionally, something that you
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: just can't help And is it only wrong if you
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: act on it? So? Is it natural? Absolutely, it's only
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: wrong if you act on it. I think you know,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: people are human. You know, I'm good. I'm pretty sure
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: that it's some men that my wife's saying. She goes, wow,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: he's handsome, attractive, you know, But she can say that
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: to her damn self. Yeah, and to her girlfriend. O.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Women have much stronger conversations than me and do Oh
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: don't lie, y'all be saying some but y'all have saying
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: some stuff on this show. Out loud Ladies about Indris
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: elbow and about Denzel Washington that cannot be misunderstood by anybody.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: And Morgan Freeman, thank you know nobody, girls, you guys,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: you guys are right. We don't see it. What's sexy
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: about him? I like his voice? What you like about
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: but I've never met him. But anyway, what were you
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: gonna say, Steve? Know about what I think you were saying.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: What I was saying that Steve is talking about celebrities,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: what we have said on the air about celebrities, celebrities.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I think the emotional cheating question is for anybody, you know, anybody,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: for anybody the grocery show, how me and I'm cheating
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: emotionally and physically? Okay, thanksgiving us next week. Okay, right here,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: ladies on this show, this is just a hypothetical question.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Everybody on this show. Where is Monica? Get Monica over there?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Bout Okay, she's there, Monica, you have a mic? Yes, Okay,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm gonna go around the room. This
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: is a hypothetical question. Everybody is singlet and you have
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: to be in a full blown relationship. All of us
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: had to be involved with someone. Junior, who you're gonna
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: be involved I'm going right to Monica and that we
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: ain't got to be hypothetical. We got to really be hypothetical.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: We just j out loud and quick, very loud, some
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: good catfish. So wait a minute, so are you asking
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: do we like someone on the show or just period? Now?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Just this is the show hypothetical. I think we need
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: to carry this over. Y'all need to think about this
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: because Junior just blurted out. Everybody, Monica bone right on
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: over and it ain't got to be hypathetical. Man, Wow, Okay, well,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: oh well, let me see Tommy now. I want to
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: go after him. I want to hear what they got. No,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: just answer the question. Okay, look at the time, surely
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: we got to go to break Now we don't. We
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: almost do. Now we got ju over here. We kicked
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: back like he got both his hands behind. I'm sick.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: He's just waiting for Monica to stay the world. What
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you said? When we go back around, she needs to
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: say you yeah? Alright? Coming up next, Wow, we'll find
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: out about these crushes. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: four minutes after it's time for today's Strawberry letter. But first,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: all right, let's get back into it Tommy. Oh, it's
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: all Monica. Well no, no, he asked you after Junior.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: We're talking about crushes right now, and we're all single
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: in the room. We're all single in the room. If
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: we hypothetically speaking, ladies and gentlemen. We went to Junior.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Steve went to Junior. Junior said out the gate, Monica Barnes,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: what's happening? Yeah, okay, So Tim, who you want to
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: be next? Tom I'm going with color because I'm gonna eat,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you gonna cook. I've been in Mexico with him, casually silent,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: So we did something right, go ahead? All single? We're
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: all single. I just make a mess of it. So
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: all three? Yeah, yea three, but didn't find out about
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: each other? Yeah, and we don't share, knowing it would
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: probably be too late by then. All right, if I
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: had to just pick one, you know, I know I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: wouldn't want I regret this because I don't like to
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: be corrected all the time. But it probably had to
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: be Shirley. Well, thanks, I'm the only one left. Thanks,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you're home, You're gonna be home. Oh that's right, I
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: forgot I'm sorry. I don't you had a nice outfits
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: though at the restaurant. Whatever. Okay, when we come back
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: with this, the ladies turn. Okay, here's the prank. You
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: hit my mama tree. Classy, here you hit my mama tree. Hello, Hello, man,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I speak to Lord Lord t whom just tearing. I'm
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: about ten minutes from the yard picked all. This ain't
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: no tear. Look man, it's this lord that worked for Yes. Listen,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you just came down Clayton Street and hit and tow
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: all the limbs off my mama maple tree that's hanging
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: over the street. And now she got limbs hanging all
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: in the street. We got to cut this whole tree
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: down because you didn't messed it up. And you were
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the one that just drove through here, Sir, I ain't
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: been down Clayton Street today, sir, say what. I ain't
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: been down Clayton Street today. I ain't even been in
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: a residential neighborhood today. You just came down Clayton Street
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: a couple of hours ago and then told all the
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: limbs off my mama tree. My mama that tree been
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: and I founded twenty five years and I just came
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: down the street and just tow it all apart. Sir,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't been down Playing Road today. How did you
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: get this number? By the way, don't worry about how
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I got your number. Somebody got to pay for my
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: mama treat. I ain't been down Clayton Road today. I'm sorry.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Call it call him back down? Hello, lord? Did you
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: just hang up on me? Yes, sir, I told you
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't been down on Playing Road today. Now you
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: know what. Look I told you. You just came down
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Clayton Road and just and just told my mama tree
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: up and down residential neighborhood today. Man, quit calling my
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: phone that lot, my grandmama, planet that treat. Now you
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: don't gonna do planet it. Move to my ben. Cut
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the branches out, the sun and the branches. It's clear
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: enough you're not supposed to be driving them at will
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: trucks down this residential area like this here. Man, I
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: was making delivery. Guy. If I had to come down
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: that tree, I would have. But I told you once
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't came down on Clayton Street today. You just
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: said you had to make it deliver. Now you're saying
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: you ain't been down Clayton couldn't live down there, I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: would have came down that tree. You have to come
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: down now you've been on Clayton Street today. Now that
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: part I do know. And what you got the wrong?
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no, I got the
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: right drive and what I do No ill, you didn't
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: tell my mama tree up. We got to cut this
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: on tree out. And you know what you're gonna pay
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: for this saying for a mother tree. That tree, kid,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't talking about my mama tree. Well
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: guess what. Take your tree and take your mablem and
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: both of y'all go out there and planting another tree.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Then we ain't playing no more tree. That tree been
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: in our family for years. You're gonna mess around and
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: get your swept behind this tree. Bring it on, then
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: bring your and bring the tree with you. You're gonna
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: make me whoop with a bridge off that tree. Well,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. If you're that bad, then I'll
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I met the street with the tree. You come on
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: over here to Clayton right now, because I'm right out
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: here in the street on the car this phone. You
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: come on outside, my mama sitting up in there crying
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: behind this tree because you didn't told the lives off
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: of it, and we got to cut it down now
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: because you didn't messed it up. Get uh napkin yellow
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: wife five. Then I ain't been down one. I know
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: you ain't sitting here talking about my mama. Not see
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: you tripping not dog and tripping dog. You are ready.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Look man, I grew up with this tree in my
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: front yard. I grew up with this tree. Now you
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: got the nerry to drive through hill and driving too
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: fast because if you're the drove slow, you wouldn't have
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: been hitting all them lives like that. Y'all be running
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: down here too fast, do here? Man? Look yeah, and
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I've told you once man, I ain't been down on
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Clayton Street, not like I told you. If you want
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: to meet me on Clayton Street, well all right now,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry about your mom trip. What hell. There ain't
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: nothing I can do about it because I ain't been
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: down on Clayton st. It's one thing you can do
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: about it. You can pay for and that's what you're
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Now. You're gonna either give me some money.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it at you but you're you're gonna
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: you're coming over here. Matter of fact, you can come
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: over him now that big truck around and bring your
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: butt on over here right now. Well I might well
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: don't turn it around, because I ain't paying for no
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: tree right now. That's fine, that's fine, But I tell
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: you when you get here, my cousin here and all
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: my uncles is here sitting up there looking at what
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: you didn't done in this tree. So bring yo, I
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: don't yeah, well look ahead, take that tree and stuffing
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: up you all yo, yo, all right, I ain't in
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: a word with you, and just treat no more because
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I don't told you one. Let me treat you. Come
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: on right now, because you don't know what this tree
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: mean to me. This tree right here used to be
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: home basic for hide and gold seat. Are you crying?
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: You big? You crying too? Man? Look at dogs. I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: ain't treat dog, didn't look at Wipe your eyes and
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: to hell with you this tree right I'm turning my
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: you just meet me on Clayton Street, all right. Let
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. This tree used to be first
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: base for Kickbaul. Do you hit me about dude? I
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: don't told you once. I ain't Tree all right? All
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: around this dude, your name Lloyd, but you ain't hell
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: is cool Jay And he would not he would not
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: help come down here and told my mama Tree here
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: is not that kind of person. But you you lord?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: You crying for? Man? What crying for? Could you didn't
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: mess up my mama treat you saw like a girl.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I'm crying because my mama Tree wrote. Let me tell
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: you something ground and bring you down in ten minutes
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: to meet your where's be moding me? My uncles is ill,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: my cousins hill, all the braiter brunch family. What I'll
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: tell you what there that night it's gonna be hot
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: water in this. Don't make me no difference. They call
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you l LM. Knock you out and that's what you're
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: find to get that. Come on with it because I'm
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: here all right. We'll let no running cool. Don't make
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: me listen right up. I'm gonna tell you one more
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: thing about this treat. Is you listening to me? I'm
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: is you're listening. I don't told you one I don't
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: give it about that, but if you want to talk
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: about it, go ahead. Let me tell you something. This
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy, j J. And what
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: did you guys say? This is nephew Timmy from the
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: You got to be kidding me. Man, ain't no treet
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: messed up? And you ain't been on Clayton Street. Joe, Joe?
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Oh man, your dog? Hey man? What is the baddest
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land. We gotta go to break. Oh,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back. Oh, y'all off? Who We'll be
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: All right here we are? Okay, Well, this question has
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: been going on for the last three breaks here. Uh yeah,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: we asked the question about emotional cheating. It's turned into this.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: We're all single on the show, so amongst us, we're
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out who would the ladies pick amongst
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: the guys on the show, and who would the guys
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: pick amongst the ladies. Now, Junior picked Monica, Tommy picked Carla,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: and uh, I didn't really get picked. I think I
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: got picked by the I was the only one left,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: so I guess Steve picked me. Thanks a lot. But
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: now now it's the girls time. Yeah, I'm going to
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: regret saying this. Oh god, the turtle. We don't even
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: like him, I know, So it won't be long a
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: break up that we do do I was gonna say Junior,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: but he won't be But look like you, nobody picked me. Come,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: we're going, We're going to Cobo. Now I'm stuck with
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: a high. Yeah, I think she lying. We're gonna be
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: balling up. Why do you think I'm lying? Well, because
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: you really pick me? No, I don't eat pig. He
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: picked all three of us. Yeah, no, no, no, See,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: it ain't trying to be a mat What did you
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: say to him? How many likes may like your facial features?
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: She picked you. She called you a turtle. She said
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: the turtle. She didn't even say timing, She said turtle,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: ever turt But every woman understands that. Though women understand that,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: because you have to like who likes you, you gotta
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: go with that. Sometimes. No, I wouldn't have went with that.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Didn't you pick Monica? And you said you hope she
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: picked you? Didn't you just yea, Yeah, it's the same
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: thing in the room. Yeah, yeah, sure, I'm picking Steve,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: he's rich. I mean, come on, really, really, guys, really really? Oh,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: she goes straight to the boy. Really, guys, really, come on, really,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: that's not I don't care about its facial features. Now,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: thank you, Mama, she said, boy, if you dress nice
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: and make enough money, ain't nobody gonna worry about the face.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Mama came through for me. She over there, rich, you
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: over here with you because he won't at less. She
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: got picked. Okay, I didn't get picked at least to
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: go to the Viking cooking class. You're rich. You can
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: hire a cook who cares. So what have we learned?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: That we're all very shallow, that we will lie through,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: even all the girls will lie in the world called
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: could be happy with the turd. And this is where
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: we have learned that Monica and Junior will probably start
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: a relationship. I think, yeah, yeah, you don't know how
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: to take care that board. You need a lot of medicine.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Stay at it. Yeah, you can't see the balls. All right,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to this letter. More drama. Buggle up,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: hold on tight, we got it for you here. It
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter. Thanks Tommy. Subject life interrupted. Good morning, Steve,
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Shirley. I am a thirty six year old,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: beautiful black woman with three children, a good job, and
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: a nice home. My man of ten years, forty years
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: old in parentheses, has lost his mind. He has brought
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: his forty year old legally blind friend home to live
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: with us. I understand that this is his best friend,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: but we just took on his sixteen year old son
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: from a previous relationship. I'm okay with the son because
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: he is there every week end and holidays anyway, and uh,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: I've learned to love him like one of my own.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: My problem is now this man. He is drunk a lot,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: not that clean, and can't really see the toilet, so
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: he misses all the time. My man claims he can't
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: do much for himself, but he can make it to
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the box, but he can make it to the bar.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Me and the children end up doing for him while
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: my man works. He also invades our private time, wanting
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: to go hang out or watch sports. I can't even
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: dress the way I want anymore because he makes me uncomfortable.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I've expressed my concerns to my man, but it just
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: makes us fight all the time. I've tried everything to
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: help him move on, but he won't. I even helped
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: him get a social security get social security and signed
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: him up for public housing. But he won't go, and
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: my man won't force him. He seems to care more
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: for this man than he does me. Right now, I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I don't want to lose
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: my man. He is good to me and the kids,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: but his friend has to go. Please help me. Signed
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Life interrupted, dear life interrupted. Put him out. He definitely
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: needs to go. You cannot have this kind of foolishness
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: in your house, missing the toilet when he uses the restroom. Uh.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: And you know you're feeling uncomfortable when you get when
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: you get dressed, and he's legally blind to your so
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: called man is allowing this. And here's a question to
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: you after ten years, Um, what are you and this
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: man doing anyway? Um, he's messing up your nice home.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: And you're right, he has lost his mind. You in
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: no way should have to deal with anything like this.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: Your man has put his friend and his needs before
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: you and the kids. So right now I disagree with you.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: He is not being a good man. You say he is.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: I say he's not. You know, when you help people
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: it's usually for a little while, like a couple of days,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: you know, a few days, maybe a couple of weeks,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: something like that. This man has come in and invaded
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: your home, so you and your man need to get
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: together seriously talk about it. Immediately put this man out.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you gotta put him out because he's messing
• 1:02:06
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  Speaker 1: I've discovered a whole lot, but life interrupted. Good mornings
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  Speaker 1: to you, Tommy Sherley. I'm a thirty six year old,
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  Speaker 1: beautiful black woman with three children, a good job in
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  Speaker 1: a nice home. My man of ten years, forty years
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  Speaker 1: old has lost his mind. He has bought his forty
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  Speaker 1: year old legally blind friend home to live with us.
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  Speaker 1: I understand that this is his best friend, but we
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  Speaker 1: just took it as six year old something from previous relationship.
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  Speaker 1: I'm okay with the some because he is that every
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  Speaker 1: weekend and holidays anyway, and I've learned to love him
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  Speaker 1: like one of my own. My problem is now this man.
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  Speaker 1: He is drunk a lot, not that clean, and Kate
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  Speaker 1: really see the tarlet, so he misses all the time.
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  Speaker 1: My man claims he can't do much for himself, but
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  Speaker 1: he can make it to the ball. Me and the
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  Speaker 1: children end up doing for him while my man at work.
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  Speaker 1: He also invades our private time, wanting to go hang
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  Speaker 1: out or watch sports. I can't even dress the way
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  Speaker 1: I want anymore because he makes me uncomfortable. I've expressed
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  Speaker 1: my concern to my man, but it just makes us
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  Speaker 1: fight all the time. I've tried everything to help him
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  Speaker 1: move on, but he won't. I even helped him get
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  Speaker 1: so security and sign him up for public housing, but
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  Speaker 1: he won't go, and my man won't force him. He
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  Speaker 1: seems to care more about this man than he does
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  Speaker 1: for me. Right now, I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose my man. He's good to
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  Speaker 1: me and the kids, but his friend has to go.
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  Speaker 1: Please help me sign life interrupted. First of all, before
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  Speaker 1: I say what I really want to say, what you
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  Speaker 1: are going to safe take Sherley's advice? Put him out,
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  Speaker 1: get on with your life if you're an ultimatum to
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  Speaker 1: your man, the man or your family, and don't make
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  Speaker 1: you no difference which one he picked. But one of
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  Speaker 1: us has got to go, and it ought to be
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  Speaker 1: the blind dude that he bought home. Okay, now that
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  Speaker 1: we got that out the way, let's go over some stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Is you really blind or ain't you blind? See you
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  Speaker 1: got to do some blind testing at your house, because
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  Speaker 1: see a lot of this stuff don't sound like you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about a blind man to me at all. Now
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  Speaker 1: he legally blind, I don't know what that means. Illegally
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  Speaker 1: or you illegally blind. Can you see or can't you see?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know the definition. So for those of you
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  Speaker 1: out there that like the type Steve when he's politically incorrect,
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  Speaker 1: once again gonna get the type. And because I don't
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  Speaker 1: really care on this one. Right here, we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: the dude that forty years old then came in this
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  Speaker 1: man's house with another for your old friends, and one
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  Speaker 1: of the damn friends can't see. Now they ain't fitting
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  Speaker 1: to be my problem. You got to work that out
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  Speaker 1: with the lord. But once you come in Steve Hoff
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  Speaker 1: and say you can't see, there's a couple of things
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  Speaker 1: need to quit happening. Though. First of all, he can't
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  Speaker 1: really see the toilet, so he missed all the time. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: I can see in sometime I miss But one thing
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  Speaker 1: my mama used to say, you might not be able
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  Speaker 1: to see, but you can hear, can't you Now listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. If you don't hear nold water splashing, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't in the right spot. You got to then make
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  Speaker 1: some type of adjustment left or right. If you never
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  Speaker 1: hear water splashes, you're being on the back of that
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  Speaker 1: little jacket that's on the I can have told it
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  Speaker 1: you're peeing on the third boy. Now that's for startus
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  Speaker 1: right there, so any man can miss sometime it's lit.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean to give you that offshoot? Spring
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  Speaker 1: be a little piece of lint on you. Then next
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  Speaker 1: thing you know, it's just everywhere you're all appearing on
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  Speaker 1: the towels and stuff. You know what he means to it?
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  Speaker 1: You be trying to do. Sometimes you peeing all up
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  Speaker 1: on the medicine. You don't even be you got that
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  Speaker 1: little shoot. Sometimes you spray on the shower curtain of
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  Speaker 1: towels and the medicine. Yeah, I'm telling you right now,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you're way of that You get that lint
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  Speaker 1: on you at the wrong place, and you got some problems.
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  Speaker 1: Fellas out didn't know what I'm talking about. Please y'all
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  Speaker 1: pray for him. I said I was gonna do this
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  Speaker 1: when I'm trying not to because the dude is supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be blind. Then he say, your man claim he
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  Speaker 1: can't do much for herself. We're gonna find out if
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  Speaker 1: you can't do nothing for yourself, because when you're man
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  Speaker 1: and go to work, this is what you do. Dragon
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  Speaker 1: blind ass out on the porch and sit him on
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  Speaker 1: the porch until your man come home, and when he
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  Speaker 1: don't know where he at because he blind, tell him
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  Speaker 1: it's cooling here. We got the help all and breathe,
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  Speaker 1: we got to help and all the dose open. We're
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  Speaker 1: trying to add out cause you ain't watching your nasty behind,
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  Speaker 1: and we ain't watching you no more. It's a couple
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  Speaker 1: of things than you and the children end up doing
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  Speaker 1: for him while you're man at work. He also invades
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  Speaker 1: your private wanting to go hang out or watch sports.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you said he was blind. Now if he blind,
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  Speaker 1: why is we going to watch sports? Now? If you're
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  Speaker 1: watching sports and you blind, one of these things ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to happen. Sitting up in here, I got to
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  Speaker 1: tell you who got the ball, who just scored? And
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  Speaker 1: what color suit they got on? Do Lebron have on
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  Speaker 1: the red headband he just got on? Wrist beard? Today?
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  Speaker 1: Sitting up and then watching the game with somebody blind
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  Speaker 1: have me going through all this? And man, Carmela Show
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  Speaker 1: got a nice jump up. That ain't Carmela gonna send up,
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  Speaker 1: in arguable your blind behind. We're trying to watch sport.
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  Speaker 1: Then you send a bit time like you can't even
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  Speaker 1: dress the way you won't do anymore because he makes
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  Speaker 1: you uncomfortable. I thought you said he would have blind
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  Speaker 1: What is blind? Ass looking at you? Fault. You are
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  Speaker 1: to be able to walk in front of him naked
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  Speaker 1: and if he really blind, that's the See. That's why
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  Speaker 1: I say you got to start conducting some blind tests
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  Speaker 1: at your house. Put your pumps on, baby, and walk
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  Speaker 1: past him butt naked. And if he go, good, Lord
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  Speaker 1: of Mighty, put blind because there ain't nothing blind. See.
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  Speaker 1: I think you getting played and you can quit playing
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  Speaker 1: and all this hill. Get him down and get that
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  Speaker 1: social kid and put him right up in the project.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Steve. You know we gotta get out of here. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: switching gears Now. GQ magazine, you guys heard about this,
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  Speaker 1: the honors. Each one gets his her own title cover
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  Speaker 1: and cover story for the December issue. Now, Colin Kaepernick,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: uh did the photo shoot, but he didn't do the interview.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, we're gonna talk about Meek Mill. You
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  Speaker 1: guys heard about this case. It's a serious case. We'll
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: talk about when we come back. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Show. So, Steve, this has been a big story.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard about this or not,
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  Speaker 1: but supporters of Meek Mill gathered at the Criminal Justice
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  Speaker 1: Center in Philadelphia, UH, this past Monday for the Rally
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  Speaker 1: for Meek. Now, this is a call talking about rapper
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  Speaker 1: Meek Mill. This is a call for justice for Meek
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  Speaker 1: and and others. Earlier this month, Meek was sentenced to
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  Speaker 1: two to four years in prison for violating his probation. Okay, Now,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: according to TMZ, Meek Mill may have caught a huge
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  Speaker 1: break in this case because the judge that is presiding
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  Speaker 1: over the case, her name is Ganice Brinkley Judge Genie Brinkley.
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  Speaker 1: She's reportedly being investigated by the FBI UH for possibly
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  Speaker 1: having relationships in Philly, including UH with the local music
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  Speaker 1: mogul she allegedly asked Meek to sign with, as well
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: as a possible extortionate demand. Meek's lawyer says Judge Brinkley
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  Speaker 1: asked Meek to do a remix to a boy's to
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  Speaker 1: men's song and to give her a shout out on
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  Speaker 1: the song, and that her harsh sentence the result of
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  Speaker 1: declining or chuckling at the request. And now it seems
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  Speaker 1: like she has a personal vendetta against Mek Mel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you got it. So this can't send this man
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  Speaker 1: to jail. First of all, what to violate his probation
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  Speaker 1: because he popped a wheelie and he broke up a fight. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's violation. So if you're on probation, you you can't
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  Speaker 1: be any kind of citizen, not even a good one.
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  Speaker 1: So you have to be oatmeal. If you see a fight,
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  Speaker 1: you don't go nowhere near because you're on probation. If
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  Speaker 1: you you see some kids, you can't entertain him with
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: a wheel stands. You have to be a non existent
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  Speaker 1: human being on probation. But since you didn't give me
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  Speaker 1: a shout out on this song that I asked you too,
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  Speaker 1: now I'm gonna sit you down for two to four years.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? I mean it's so serious. This
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: horrible injustice. It really is. Jay z dr J, Kevin Hart,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Rick Ross, Philadelphia seventies Sixers co owner Michael Rubin and
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: many players from the seventies Sixers and the Eagles, Colin Kaepernick.
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  Speaker 1: They all, um, you know, have been in support of
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  Speaker 1: Meek Mill. And then recently, CNN political commentator Van Jones
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  Speaker 1: was on the Wendy Williams Show. He's been on our show.
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  Speaker 1: We know Van Jones. This is what he had to
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  Speaker 1: say about the issue. Take a listen. It is absolutely outrageous.
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  Speaker 1: This is one of the worst things I've seen. I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of the case where a brother is standing
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  Speaker 1: before a judge. The prosecutor says, do not put this
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  Speaker 1: brother in jail. The probation office says, do not put
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  Speaker 1: this brother in jail, and for some reason, the judge says,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put him in jail anyway. The judge is
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be neutral. Listen to the defense. Let's to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: the prosecutor and come down in a neutral way. The
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  Speaker 1: judge is the only person in the building who wants
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: the brother locked up. That's wrong, that's not that's not
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be that way. As long you know what
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  Speaker 1: the thing is, you do something in nineteen years old,
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  Speaker 1: whoever it was silly, nobody lost their life. You've been
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: on probation for twelve years. You and I couldn't be
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: oprobation for twelve years without doing something that nobody was
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: going to criticize. So, but look at what he actually did.
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  Speaker 1: He popped a wheelie. He popped the wheelie trying to
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  Speaker 1: entertain kids. Should have done that, but he popped the wheelie.
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  Speaker 1: He got his wisdom to teeth, called out and got
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  Speaker 1: hooked on percoset, went to rehab, told him where he
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  Speaker 1: was going, but they got confused about that, and then
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  Speaker 1: he broke up a fight, and the police said that
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  Speaker 1: he did the right thing when they looked at the video.
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  Speaker 1: So breaking up a fight, popping a wheelie to entertain
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  Speaker 1: kids and getting off ter us, that don't make you
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  Speaker 1: a villain, that makes you a hero. You should not
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  Speaker 1: be in jail. Are you kidding me? What prosecutor says,
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  Speaker 1: do not put the man in jail. His job is
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: to prosecute. When they tell you this is wrong, the
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: the fist tells you this is wrong. The police come
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: out and say he did the right thing. Why is
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: he going to jail? Are you kidding me? And for
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: her to have any insinuated ties. Look, I'm not the
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: greatest person anywhere, but please let me throw my hat
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: and our entire morning show had into the wing who
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: is now in total support of meat meal. Now that
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: may not swing the tide one way or the other.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Couses some great people already out there, but the Steve
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Harman Mourning Show is now officially thrown their head in.
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  Speaker 1: Now a lot of people listening to this show, that's
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: got to be something. You cannot send this man to
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: prison for that. And now if it's come out that
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: you've had any ties with music related that you asked
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  Speaker 1: for a shout out and who is this check? Yeah,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: a shout out to Judge Brinkley. Yeah, like what at
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: what wraps on that go in? But you were judged though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why she's been complimentary and a couple of records myself.
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  Speaker 1: But we aren't gonna go to jail if you don't, don't. Yeah,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: well when me get out, she's gonna be in the song.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah this that you don't gotta worry about that shot.
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  Speaker 1: He's coming. So we'll keep watching this and keep Yeah,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: don't worry about Meeks Knicks reckon. It's a lot of
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: people looking at this. Yeah, it really is crazy. It
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: really it's crazy. And moving on, moving on. Some good
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: news to report. The U c l A basketball players
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: lo Angelo ball Curty, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill, the
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: guys who were arrested in China on charges of shoplifting.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: They have been allowed to return. The U to the
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  Speaker 1: U s Okay Pack twelve Commissioner Larry Scott released a
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: statement on Tuesday confirming that the players are on a flight.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: We're on a flight back to Los Angeles. At the
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  Speaker 1: time he made the statement, um he said, Look, the
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  Speaker 1: matter has been resolved to the satisfaction of the Chinese authorities.
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  Speaker 1: We are all very pleased that these young men have
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: been allowed to return home to their families and university.
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  Speaker 1: We are grateful for that, for the role that our
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Chinese hosts played, and for the courtesy and professionalism of
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  Speaker 1: the local authorities. We also want to acknowledge U c
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: l A significant efforts on behalf of their student athletes. Finally,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: we want to thank the President, the White House, and
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: the U. S. State Department for their efforts toward resolution
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: because you know, uh, President Trump did ask the President there, Yeah,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: he did, uh to look into the issue while he
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: was in Beijing last week. Um and uh the President
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Jen Ping of China said he would and uh they
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: would be treated fairly. So there you go. Alright, alright,
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, Thank you, Steve.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Science says, uh, cussing can lead to a better way
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  Speaker 1: of life. Hey, let's let's get to cussing. When we
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  Speaker 1: came we get back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, Tommy Jr. And everyone on
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  Speaker 1: can actually improve our lives. This is how your life
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  Speaker 1: best form of workplace bonding. Forget team building exercises. Research
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: shows that co workers who cussed work more effectively together. Absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy working fine, what cussing has benefited me great. I'm
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: living proved that cussing will make your life better, especially
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  Speaker 1: when there's a chick attached to matter. I won't thank HBO,
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  Speaker 1: it has gotten me to this point today. Seven television shows,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have high blood, I ain't got diabetes. I
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  Speaker 1: to be in therapy. Isn't there something that happened at
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  Speaker 1: your at your baby school, at Tessa school with a
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  Speaker 1: little boy Steve Junior and Tommy, you're gonna this little boy.
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  Speaker 1: I picked Tis up. We were at school and she
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  Speaker 1: picking her up from school. She got home and she said, Mommy,
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  Speaker 1: this little boy said a bad word at lunch. I
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  Speaker 1: said what happened, and she said, well, he opened up
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  Speaker 1: his sandwich and he looked down at it the way
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  Speaker 1: it was cutting, said the F word. I told this helpful.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't wan't no more damn triangles in my lunch box. Down.
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  Speaker 1: I got to tell her, damn tri angle, I'm a fox.
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  Speaker 1: Cut it in half. That's it. That's all you need.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no triangle. That's crazy. Mom. He looked
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  Speaker 1: at that sandwich and opened it up and said the
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  Speaker 1: F word, and the teachers came over the air. He
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  Speaker 1: said it loud, though, he said, even hold it. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't click the lock on that spot of man
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  Speaker 1: lock any waiting on that, waiting on that Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: saying with you, you're gonna hold it with both hands.
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  Speaker 1: But if mama had cut it into them triangles, that
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  Speaker 1: a little baden up that lunch box. Is said, say Steve,
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  Speaker 1: see tell me. I know I blame Tommy because you
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  Speaker 1: know Steve doesn't need but I just did. He'll take
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  Speaker 1: a mile. Come on, come on, tom Cat, hit the button.
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  Speaker 1: Do what the little boy did. Man's gun me craves
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  Speaker 1: just up and here it's just lunch time. High Tish
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  Speaker 1: hi tosh are you're great time for lunch boy, but
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  Speaker 1: looking forward to this man. I've got my favorite lunch box.
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  Speaker 1: I've got my Spider Man lunch box. I gotta ham
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  Speaker 1: swich the girls are looking at I'm gonna hold it
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  Speaker 1: with both hands and eat it like my big brother does.
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  Speaker 1: Open it up, unwrapid here it is? Ah, what the hobby?
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  Speaker 1: We cannot cuss on this radio show. There's some sugar
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: on their high team. How many they say? It is
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: so loud that teachers heard. Teachers ran over and they
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: picked him up. And yeah, but he didn't know know
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  Speaker 1: they heard him. So he can't understand why these people
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  Speaker 1: have gathered around. He was in a zone though. It
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: was all about that, and you know. The scientists also
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: say that custing help prevent helps prevent fights. They say
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: can actually make people likely to be diffict violent. It
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  Speaker 1: does because it tempers, It gets a lot of the
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  Speaker 1: anger out, and it lets you know that it's about
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  Speaker 1: to elevate, and sometimes you can avoid it. Cussing also
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  Speaker 1: limits the amount of bud whippers you have to issue
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  Speaker 1: your children. It has. Yeah, I can sit down, baby,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: keep jumping, sit down, I'm gonna sit down. See that's
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  Speaker 1: one thing, lacks a whole another trip. Now, dude, let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this. How about culturally do we is
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: it different? You know with different cultures, different races, Steve,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: really Latino's white and blacks. They all cuss the same amount.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: It's just the inflections of it as different. And we
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: we do put the word black in their a lots
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: and our cadence, our rhythm. Yeah, a little different. But yeah,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: it's only been here since she was born. Huh would
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: you say, Junior, you've only been here and custom since
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: she was born, like when I was born. They like,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: this is the uglass boy right here. We got fatty.
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  Speaker 1: Not the first time I heard, that's the first time.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Let me let me. Yeah, we used black a lot,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: get you. Yeah, other cultures don't do that. Yeah, they don't.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: They don't use color. They don't as as the right.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get your little white ass never heard that.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that. But Junior, what did you hear
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: at birth? I heard it right at birth. This is
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: a little ug glass boy right here, a little fat thing.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: I sat up, I said, where am I all right?
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  Speaker 1: More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. More of this
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  Speaker 1: It's back after being on hiatus during of course, during
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  Speaker 1: show We love her, Gabaret Sitabe, did not allow did
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  Speaker 1: not allow any internet troll to ruin her outing with
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  Speaker 1: black girl Magic. There was one hater, one hater that
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  Speaker 1: response to the troll, posted again saying I'm not mad,
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  Speaker 1: back in a classy way. I loved how she clapped back,
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  Speaker 1: very mature. She said, I'm not sure why you're so mad,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't need to know why, Betty. What I
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  Speaker 1: do know is that you're clearly suffering, and you're probably
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  Speaker 1: reaching out in nastiness. Uh, may you receive this prayer
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  Speaker 1: That ain't tom. That's the high road. She took the
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  Speaker 1: high up there with the Lord, didn't she. Yes, she did. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: inhale would be back. If I'm gonna clap back, let's
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  Speaker 1: clap matter of fact, let's get around of applause. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is how hard we've been to clap. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you really get. Yeah, what's up with the trolls?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Though not necessary, the haters out there, man, are like ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, man, you can't, especially as a celebrity, you
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  Speaker 1: just go okay, cool, you took that a little bit
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  Speaker 1: too far. Let me just say this to you. I
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  Speaker 1: have clapped back this year, and I did it same way.
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  Speaker 1: Uh you know, I did it in a classy way,
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  Speaker 1: and I told you, you know, she you know, God
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  Speaker 1: bless you. Hope you get your life wherever you want
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  Speaker 1: to be. They ended up apologizing me for making it
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: because they didn't know because she came on my page.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I just posted the picture. My family were
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  Speaker 1: just sitting there, beautiful family. God bless you and all
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  Speaker 1: this here. You know, it's a shame that you're a
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: Trump supporter. Lady, I'm not a Trump supporter. What you know.
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  Speaker 1: The fact that you would go up there and meet
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  Speaker 1: with him, what a meeting, don't make you a supporter, lady, right?
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  Speaker 1: You know now, I wish I hadn't to went up there,
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  Speaker 1: I really do, but I did, trying to call myself
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  Speaker 1: doing something mals, but it didn't. It didn't. So it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a supporter, though I said. But if you
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  Speaker 1: listen to the radio show, you wouldn't know who I
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  Speaker 1: with it. God bless you. I'm gonna move on with
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: my life. You move on with your and kiss my
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  Speaker 1: you know, put your button on them when the first
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  Speaker 1: Lady Michelle Obama say when they go, we go. If
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  Speaker 1: everybody is therefore, I'm on low road. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Shot up you got, I don't. I didn't gave you
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  Speaker 1: already went on, Tommy, you've got to get a patties
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  Speaker 1: and you know you like that. That's about the same
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  Speaker 1: prices your airline ticket. Stop. Man, I'm trying. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: wearing in the stove top stuff and pasts. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: would not. It don't make no sense for you not
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  Speaker 1: to have on some stove top dressing past. It's got
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  Speaker 1: a pouch in the front. But when you eat too much,
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  Speaker 1: your stomach can sit in it comfortable, and then after
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  Speaker 1: your stomach go down, you can win them backwards and
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  Speaker 1: put that high ask yours in it. I'm not laughing,
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  Speaker 1: but what did you doing? What did you doing? If
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  Speaker 1: you like that's me, that would be would be perfect
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  Speaker 1: for your time. I think you're right, that's nice, man,
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  Speaker 1: do a purpose? Will you turn the pants around and
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  Speaker 1: cover the head? What? Go ahead? Nothing to do this
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  Speaker 1: with y'all. You ain't got to look at me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not love Tommy. Don't look well. You have the same
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  Speaker 1: pains all the way. Look at the pockets in the front.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, boy, coordinate, coordinate, help y'all some fun. Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not laughing. Murder murder you same time to turn
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  Speaker 1: get it for them. Get your hat on, man, and
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  Speaker 1: mean to tell me? You and Jordan in the pain, Ruth,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Show. All right, here we go
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  Speaker 1: with our last break of the day. Just one more thing. Now,
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  Speaker 1: listen to this carefully, especially black people in the world. Alright. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: New blood pressure guidelines, Yeah, new blood pressure guidelines are out.
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  Speaker 1: That means half of Americans have high blood pressure in
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  Speaker 1: a city. Yeah. Well, in just two days, over thirty
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  Speaker 1: million more Americans have high blood pressure. Uh No, it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't any traumatic event that happened or anything like that. Uh,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: nothing like that that caused what the president, no pressure. Yeah,
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: but it's a new gut, it's new guideline, Steve, that's
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  Speaker 1: what it is. The new guidelines could mean more Americans
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: now have high blood pressure. Heart doctor groups uh, including
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: the American Heart Association, are moving the goal posts for
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: what's considered a risk for hypertension. The idea is to
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  Speaker 1: spur millions into changing their diets, exercise routine, and lifestyle choices.
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  Speaker 1: The new standard is to get blood pressure down below
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  Speaker 1: one thirty over eighty. Now remember it used to be
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  Speaker 1: one forty over ninety. Remember that you remember that, right, junior. Well, anyway,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: now the new guideline is one thirty over eighty. Heart disease, stroke,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: and other health issues may result from elevated pressure. So
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  Speaker 1: there you go. They want you, they want you to
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: of course, and they always say it eat better. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: want to be serious, guys, what your diet, what your
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  Speaker 1: your size? Okay, you have to make sure you diet
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  Speaker 1: and exercise, thank you, and eat right and eat right. Yeah,
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: and you know this high pretension affects. Okay, well, ladies,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: excuse me, but the comedian wants to know this now
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  Speaker 1: that you've said that, who listening? And change where they
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  Speaker 1: eat it? Thus we got that. You damn my on Agnes.
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  Speaker 1: All you want to there's gonna be some way. She's
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: making crackling as we speak, getting the crackling. But you
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  Speaker 1: know what I often wonder. Okay, she's frying fat, have
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: a bowl of it on the table. So they're saying,
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: we gotta give a boxtail. They're just saying, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I like moderation and just change some things.
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  Speaker 1: Eat more fruits, eat more veggies, you know, and move more,
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  Speaker 1: exercise more. At least thirty that today I think they
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: said at least thirty you know, do something, walk, do something.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, look you have to. I'm promoting it
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  Speaker 1: on my Instagram. Sixty is the new forty. It's amazing
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: the people that's fighting me on that though. You know
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna be forty. You sixty at sixty and
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: sixty sixty ain't the new forty. You know all that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, people always got something to say negative. You
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  Speaker 1: know what lady told me on one of my instagrams.
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  Speaker 1: I was exercise. You know what the lady said. You
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: know what, why are you showing us all this exercise?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: When God calls you home, it's your time? I went, wow. So,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: but you want to go in as a dad betting
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  Speaker 1: with your glorified body? Here? Do you want to go
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: in wheezing? Why would I drag my oxygen tank up
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  Speaker 1: to the game. Why would I not want to be
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  Speaker 1: as healthy as I could be? Why, however, long I
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: got aolut So surely I understand what you're saying. I do.
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  Speaker 1: I do understand exactly what you said. Let's see it right,
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  Speaker 1: Let's exercise. I mean, that's all they've ever been saying anyway,
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: is to eat right, exercise yea, more fruits, more veggies,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: you know, especially vegetables, you know, and you know, try
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: to keep the stress level down in your life too. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: alright from blood pressure? Um to do you have the
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: guts to do this? And the guts the guts yes?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: And Australian Zoo Steve now has an exhibit where visitors
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: can get in a cage in the midst of a
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  Speaker 1: pride of lions. Okay, this is at the Manarto Zoo.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: In Australia. Australia. Allow Australia. Uh, it's the humans who
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: are in the cages. Yeah, it's yeah, Yeah, it's the
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  Speaker 1: Manarto Zoo in Australia. It's the humans who are in
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  Speaker 1: the cages. The newest exhibit Lions three sixty, where are
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: the lions at? Okay? Listen? The newest exhibit Lions three
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  Speaker 1: sixty has visitors go inside a cage which allows them
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: to walk into the midst of eleven lionesses. Lionesses. Those
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: are female lions. We all know that. Despite climbing all
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: around and even over the cage filled filled with tasty humans,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: zoo officials say the lioness the lionesses aren't naturally aggressive. Interesting. Uh,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: they say they're the kings and queens in Africa, so
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: they know they can command the power and attention from
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: all of the other animals. So that's what they are
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: doing here. This is according to the zookeeper and A Bennett.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: She says, they know they are getting a reaction, everyone reacts,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: and so they will continue to behave that way. Yeah,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: until they get hungry they realize they land. Yeah, it
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: just doesn't sense. It doesn't make people are so ignorant.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: What's the big deal the cage break? Somebody don't shut
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: it though, you get your arm grabbed and they don't
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: let it go. Too many situations. Now you ain't there
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: trying to pull back, and when you finally pull back,
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: you ain't. Y'all no own, they got your own there
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  Speaker 1: working now, pin't gonna do this ship. Yeah, I'm in
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  Speaker 1: agreement with you, JR. Yea we even do? We have
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: enough trouble with just a pit bull in a cage? Yeah?
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