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Donald Trump, Pregnancy, The One, Chappelle's Home Team and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them just like amazing bus things. And it's not
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  Speaker 1: doing me good. Star to star, I don't join jo.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn out. You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, got to turn them out, to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your baby,
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I shall well, I come on and everybody
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  Speaker 1: you are listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Well, okay,
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  Speaker 1: here we go. You know what's important, What's what can
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  Speaker 1: be a huge part of your success is if you
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  Speaker 1: if you find a balance, if you find a balance
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  Speaker 1: in your life. That's that's been very important for me.
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  Speaker 1: And I've really never phrased it this way until now,
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  Speaker 1: but I was kind of thinking about it after my
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  Speaker 1: wife and I mean we set up one night recently. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I often come on here and this is
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  Speaker 1: kind of an inspirational moment of the show, and I
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  Speaker 1: try to remind people about that most important relationship between
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  Speaker 1: you and God. And that's that's the apex of it.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's the that's the top of the crime. You
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  Speaker 1: gott to form the relationship with God. If you don't,
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  Speaker 1: everything else struggles. It's hard to be a good husband
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  Speaker 1: without God. It's hard to be a good family man
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  Speaker 1: without God. It's hard to be successful without God. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard to be hard to get through this thing
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  Speaker 1: called life without God. So that's clear. But at the
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  Speaker 1: same time, you can't talk about God. Twenty four seven.
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  Speaker 1: You got to go to work. Come on, man, let's
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  Speaker 1: just be real. I ain't your past, and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: at your church, but let's just be real about it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if people tell you got to keep your
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  Speaker 1: mind stayed on Him and all like that, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: a true statement. Gott to keep your mind stayed in
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  Speaker 1: that area. I don't not here to tell you how
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  Speaker 1: to live, but you got to keep your mind stayed
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  Speaker 1: in that area of God, of doing the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: caring about people. That's what I took it as. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I apologize if I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: that the way you've been taught. I can only do
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  Speaker 1: me now. But after that, you got to go to work.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta have some fun. You gotta take care of
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  Speaker 1: your business and that's the balance you have to find
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  Speaker 1: so it once you focus on showing up your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, you got you gotta balance this now. Now
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  Speaker 1: you got to allocate some time I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: you are, for your family. If you're gonna have a family,
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  Speaker 1: you got to allocate some time for them. See, we
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  Speaker 1: can't just marry these women or make these kids and
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  Speaker 1: then neglect them. And fellas, especially if I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about him, Ladies, you can listen to but listen.
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  Speaker 1: If you find yourself struggling in your life, man, and
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  Speaker 1: you can't seem to get it together, let's just go
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  Speaker 1: over a couple of things. The first two things, if
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  Speaker 1: you find yourself struggling, you can't seem to pull it
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  Speaker 1: together and reach your goals and get to where you
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  Speaker 1: want to go. Let's just do a check how is
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  Speaker 1: your relationship with God? And then next how much time
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  Speaker 1: are you taking to allocate for your family? Now, your
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  Speaker 1: family don't always live in your house, but if you
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  Speaker 1: made them, they yours and the responsibility to them is
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  Speaker 1: never lessing because you don't stay that no more. Because
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  Speaker 1: you and the girl broke up, you and the woman
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  Speaker 1: don't speak a man that don't ever release you from
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  Speaker 1: the obligation feel me when I'm telling you this now,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not telling you something I'm wondering about. I've
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  Speaker 1: had to live through them years. So two things you
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  Speaker 1: can start looking at. If you're not where you want
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  Speaker 1: to be, and you ain't, you ain't really solid. You
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  Speaker 1: can't figure out why you keep spending your wills. Have
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  Speaker 1: you just done a random inventory? Man? Have you just
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  Speaker 1: checked on your relationship with God? Have you checked on
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  Speaker 1: the time you spending dedicated towards your family, your children
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  Speaker 1: that you've created? If them two things is out of
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  Speaker 1: saint man, that I can tell you right now, you
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  Speaker 1: can go on and get to explain in yourself away
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  Speaker 1: just like that. A man, how come you ain't where
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  Speaker 1: you want to be? I'm couz man, I really ain't.
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  Speaker 1: But if you really ain't, then you really ain't. The
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  Speaker 1: third thing is you got to allocate the necessary time
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  Speaker 1: for your business. You got to handle your business. All
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  Speaker 1: of this, man, is the way it works, and the
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  Speaker 1: order the order is God first, family second. Then you
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  Speaker 1: got to handle all your business. But as me, and
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  Speaker 1: this is what we do. If I don't handle my business,
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  Speaker 1: I can't take care of my family. True statement. But
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  Speaker 1: if your business is in front of your family, you
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  Speaker 1: out of order. Nah. That's all we're talking about, now,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it. See that's that's all we really saying here now,
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  Speaker 1: fellas you know, you know, I mean, I mean, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, let's let's have a real conversation about being better.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you have created these children, you got
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  Speaker 1: to handle your business. You may not like the girl
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  Speaker 1: no more. You and the woman might have broken up,
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  Speaker 1: y'all might go your own way, But what that got
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  Speaker 1: to do with the child though? Man, you got to
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  Speaker 1: handle your business. They got to know who daddy is.
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  Speaker 1: That's your obligation, man, And God ain't letting you off
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  Speaker 1: the hook for that. Try it, Go ahead and try it,
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  Speaker 1: and thank you. Gonna get off the hook with that
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  Speaker 1: because you're not man, You just not. I'm sorry, man,
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  Speaker 1: dog Steve, why are you coming like that? Because I
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  Speaker 1: did it like that. I did it, man. I was
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  Speaker 1: over here trying to reshape my life, getting myself up
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  Speaker 1: on my feet when I was a homeless man and
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  Speaker 1: trying to come back. Man, I thought I had to
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  Speaker 1: take care of me first and then so I can
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  Speaker 1: neglect it, cared about them kids. Man, that ain't high work. Man,
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  Speaker 1: God CalPERS knee on my neck for a long time
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  Speaker 1: for that one right there, until I finally learned the
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  Speaker 1: lesson hold up, man, put these phone calls in, Go
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  Speaker 1: spend some time, do something. And then it started turning
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  Speaker 1: around for me. You know, I can't beat there all
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  Speaker 1: the time because I am out here on the ground
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  Speaker 1: in the hustle. But at the same time, Man, some
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  Speaker 1: more phone calls, some more letters, somemo, hahah he he's something,
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  Speaker 1: Then take care of your business man. You got to
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  Speaker 1: work hard to be successful. You know. Sometimes I don't
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  Speaker 1: put that in there. I just live in and I
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  Speaker 1: expect my sons to emulate that. But I gotta talk
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  Speaker 1: to him all the time. How hard you got to
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  Speaker 1: work to be something. It's all out of salt on it. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you gotta target in mind, you gotta go. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta wake up every day trying to get there. And
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  Speaker 1: you can't get tired of it because it's it's it
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  Speaker 1: never ends. You're gonna always be this way. That's how
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  Speaker 1: life is designed and set up. You got to be
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  Speaker 1: a hard worker, man. If you're always looking for some
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  Speaker 1: time to chill and man, I want to go do it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to do you ain't gonna make it. In
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  Speaker 1: order to be successful, you have to do a series
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  Speaker 1: of things that you're uncomfortable doing, and work is the
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  Speaker 1: thing that most of us are uncomfortable doing. It's so
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  Speaker 1: much easier to chill, man. I wish I could kick
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  Speaker 1: back with a cigar man all the time, but I can't, man,
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  Speaker 1: and I can't because I got to work. Then the
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  Speaker 1: last piece of the balance balance piece is you gotta
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  Speaker 1: take some time out to enjoy yourself. But if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't where you want to be, you ain't got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time to enjoy yourself. Quit thinking, man, that
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  Speaker 1: this balance is even. It's a whole lot of God,
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of family, a whole lot of business,
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  Speaker 1: and a little bit of chilling. The chilling can't be
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  Speaker 1: equal to the family, the business, or your God. If
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  Speaker 1: the chilling is equal to any of them, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it. Quit chilling, man, and go to work
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  Speaker 1: like a man. Do what you post to do. Work
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  Speaker 1: on your family, work on your relationship, work on your God,
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  Speaker 1: work on your business. And then when you chill, you
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  Speaker 1: might not chill is long, but your show gonna chill bigger,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna ball bigger. Baby, you're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: It is here to Steve Harvey Morning Show, Live and well.
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  Speaker 1: Full of gratitude today, baby full of it. Woke up
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  Speaker 1: this morning doing my meditation, and I got back to
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  Speaker 1: it this morning because I missed it a couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: Starting my day saying thank you Lord for everything, and
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  Speaker 1: I spent about seven minutes at it and just refresh
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  Speaker 1: it just so much better. Man, He's done so much
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  Speaker 1: for me. I have so much to be grateful for now.
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  Speaker 1: All the things I'm trying to accomplish steal, of course,
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  Speaker 1: are the things I'm wanting for, of course, omissions and
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  Speaker 1: goals I want to accomplish, of course, of course, of course,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't let that stop the gratitude for what
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  Speaker 1: I have, because really, I'm way further up the road
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  Speaker 1: than I ever thought i'd be telling, honest to God, true,
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  Speaker 1: I really am. It's like he shot me out of
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  Speaker 1: rocket ship. I don't know what I'm talking about. So Steve,
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  Speaker 1: shut your stupid behind, uh, say thank you and get
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  Speaker 1: on with your day. Charlie Starberry Colin for real, Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: Monica nephew, Tommy, Charlie, Julian's out today. What's on your
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  Speaker 1: mind today? Anything I can help you with? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, I'm kind of torn. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't have to get blood work done today, so it
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  Speaker 1: makes me a little nervous all the time. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: you know, I have to lie down and take it
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  Speaker 1: and I can't see the needle or the blood or
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  Speaker 1: I will pass out. So that's where I am. And
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  Speaker 1: then my other thing is a cap too. I know
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  Speaker 1: what you comm a phobia on a fear And he said,
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  Speaker 1: all I gotta do look it all the way ahead.
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  Speaker 1: And my other thing is, um, I want to color
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  Speaker 1: my hair again and I can't decide what color. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: which one? Blood work or the haircut? Want blood work
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  Speaker 1: is first. Let's look at it like this, because I
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  Speaker 1: give blood work probably anybody on the show sometimes while
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  Speaker 1: we're doing the show. Yeah, because I got it as it.
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  Speaker 1: It can really help with the level of health you have,
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  Speaker 1: knowing what your blood working numbers are. It can really
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  Speaker 1: it can prolong your life if it finds something that
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  Speaker 1: needs to be addressed. Yeah, overall health issues. So I
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  Speaker 1: look at it like that. Oh, don't don't look at
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  Speaker 1: the blood, don't look at the needle. I watch all
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  Speaker 1: of it. I watched the blood going in, I watched
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  Speaker 1: the needle going in. I gotta stay focused. I can't
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  Speaker 1: be surprised that that right there. I don't need that
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  Speaker 1: like that. So I watch everything, but you can't watch it,
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  Speaker 1: and you'll be fine. Have color, I say blonde, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I say platinum. It always looks sexy to me. And
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  Speaker 1: I w a chick put a little bit calor got
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  Speaker 1: the little blonde in her, or they might call it
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  Speaker 1: all but the summer. I don't never know, but Monica
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  Speaker 1: would use a hair color and put some sex in
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  Speaker 1: its on her too, So I say, I say, some
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  Speaker 1: blonde up in there, you know, put some lighter colors
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  Speaker 1: up in it. Let it go all right? To tell me,
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  Speaker 1: I sew your hand up what last time I got
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  Speaker 1: blood drawn? I took those oculus things with me and
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  Speaker 1: I watched a movie that way. I wouldn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: If you oculars, gaggle, you got a girl, run that brank,
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  Speaker 1: Run that brank coming up next right after day. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank. Back with the nephew, nephew, what you
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  Speaker 1: got for us today? I don't want to ask you
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  Speaker 1: for too much. I just need it for a day, okay, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: we need you to be a slave for a day. Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's twenty four hours? What's twenty four hours? We're done
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  Speaker 1: with that? Played for a day? Let's go. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach to you, missus Glinda, please miss Glenda.
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  Speaker 1: This is Gary. Gary. I'm with the Black History Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You you you participated last year in the in the
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  Speaker 1: Black History Parade? Am I right? Yes? I'm sure did. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I got your name from one of the members on
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  Speaker 1: the committee, and we're trying to see if you can
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  Speaker 1: actually build some help for this year's Black History Uh,
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  Speaker 1: for this month. I should will be glad to help. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we're having an auction tomorrow and wanted to see if
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  Speaker 1: you could actually maybe build some help with the auction
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  Speaker 1: that we actually have going on tomorrow. Yes, do I
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  Speaker 1: need to donate anything or but no, no, we're not
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  Speaker 1: really trying to get some donation from you this time.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to see if you have some time tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: to come out and actually help out with the actual auction. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what time tomorrow? Probably like about nine o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: I can do that, Okay. Now we're asking that you
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  Speaker 1: wear something that you'll be comfortable in all day tomorrow possible, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: pretty much an all day event that we're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get you to do. Okay, I could be there around nine,
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  Speaker 1: but then we have to leave about four. Well, I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what. We'll see what we can, how we
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  Speaker 1: can work it out, but we definitely want you to
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  Speaker 1: come and be a part of what we're doing. So
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  Speaker 1: what is it that you really need be to do? Um? Well, actually,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we we we got a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: doing different things at the you know, at the auction,
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  Speaker 1: you know, so we just want you to come out
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  Speaker 1: and be of some help with everything that's going on. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be prepared. So what exactly do I
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  Speaker 1: need to do? Work the concessions stand something like that. No, really,
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  Speaker 1: what we had is actually you being a part of
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  Speaker 1: the auction, of being a part of the auction such
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  Speaker 1: as well, what we're doing tomorrow is we have already
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  Speaker 1: we already have fifty people who are signed up and
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  Speaker 1: you would be you know one of those people that
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  Speaker 1: are that are that are signed up to do the
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  Speaker 1: actual What is is we're having slaves for a day,
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  Speaker 1: and what we're gonna be doing is auctioning you off
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  Speaker 1: and somebody's gonna buy you tomorrow and you will be
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  Speaker 1: there for the day. Slaves. Yeah, you will be the
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  Speaker 1: slave for the day. That's what That's what we've decided
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  Speaker 1: to do with the Black history. We decided I didn't
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  Speaker 1: mean I don't I want to participate, but being a
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  Speaker 1: slave no, okay, But see what you what I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand that this is a word that calls
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  Speaker 1: though you know, we want were the calls, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be no play Well, well you I mean
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to call it a slave. I mean
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  Speaker 1: as a servant, you know, a butler. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean when you want to call it, I'm just saying, no,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be a slave. Okay, okay, man man,
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  Speaker 1: miss miss Glena. What I'm trying to explain to you
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  Speaker 1: this is a word to call for the Black history,
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  Speaker 1: and we're trying to get you to be there. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: may buy you for five hundred dollars tomorrow. No I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do it, okay, are you? Are you? Are
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  Speaker 1: you turning us down for a word that calls miss Glen, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I am turning your down. Don't call me with that
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  Speaker 1: kind of no more. I mean, I don't understand what
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  Speaker 1: the problem is. You don't. Sometimes we got to repeat history,
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  Speaker 1: so we don't go back to the history. Sometimes we
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  Speaker 1: got to do it again so we don't go back
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  Speaker 1: to what you understand. But it isn't seem like you.
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  Speaker 1: You're asking like a housene grow or something like you
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  Speaker 1: two up at your Housney grow house, nee grow? Who's
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  Speaker 1: the chairman of this? Excuse me the chairman? Last time
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  Speaker 1: I spoke with mister Wilson and we didn't have no
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  Speaker 1: like this, okay, and I understand that. But what I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to explain to you is this is something that
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to explain a thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: Do not call me with this kind of again. Are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna show up tomorrow? We can sell you? Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand me? Are you gonna show up tomorrow so
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  Speaker 1: we can sell you? We already have you. We're gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we aren't listened to be sold tomorrow sall, Yo,
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  Speaker 1: we've got you listened to be sold tomorrow, ma'am, can
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  Speaker 1: we please make shoot on me sold? And you not
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  Speaker 1: call you again? Hey, listen, if you don't show up tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: then we will come to your house and sell you there.
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  Speaker 1: Come too, if I got to come out, you will
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  Speaker 1: come to my house over here. If you want to listen,
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  Speaker 1: I will come there to sell you. If you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna come out to the auction, come on to my house.
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  Speaker 1: You're bad. Come on to my mouse. Okay, I'll tell you,
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  Speaker 1: and you know what I need you to do this.
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  Speaker 1: You need to start saying yes sir and no sir
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  Speaker 1: to me right now. Okay, I need to get you
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  Speaker 1: in the in the frame of mind just being a
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  Speaker 1: crave for to day. Okay, I didn't hear what you said.
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  Speaker 1: Kiss my black I'm coming to your house tomorrow and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sell you in front of your house. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to come down to the auction tomorrow morning,
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  Speaker 1: nine o'clock, you better not bring you my house. Do
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  Speaker 1: you better not? Do you understand me? I had a
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  Speaker 1: march for civil rights. I don't have time for no
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  Speaker 1: like that, and we got a black man for president.
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  Speaker 1: You I understand we got a black man for president,
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  Speaker 1: but right now we're trying to raise some money for
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: black history and we need to sell you tomorrow morning.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna sell me. You're not gonna tell me
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: you were. Don't call my Austen no more. Do you understand?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Do not call? I understand exactly what you're saying. Can
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you something else? Who else is gonna be
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: sold tomorrow? Tell all now? Don't tell me. I got
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: one more thing. I do need to tell you. What
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: is it? That is? Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your sisters, my sister,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: my sister. I can't believe that I'm gonna get huh.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you to did miss clemda? You all right?
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Oh all right? This is so crazy. I can't believe it.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna for this. It doesn't sound like you're gonna
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: get sold. No way, hell no, you wouldn't getting on
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: this auction block. Huh, No, no ways, listen, Lindon. Then there,
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I've been at the city, in the marches, I've done
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: some of everything. Yes, ma'am, Well, I tell you what
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: missus Glendon if it wasn't for people like you, we
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: probably wouldn't be where we are today. That's right. We showed,
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: thank you. We showed thinking. I just wanted to play
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: a joke and did I get you? Yes? You did you? Sure?
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Indeed I got one more. I got one more thing
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: to ask you. What is what is the baddest and
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, The
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show that the nephew Tommy, We love you,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: missus Glendon, Okay, love you too. Anybody want to join
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  Speaker 1: in just for a day? Got out there, everybody, all right?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you as the cello with Chief Love Officer Steve
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions. Right
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Dave Chappelle has yet
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: another Netflix comedy project coming up, and Beyonce and Zindea
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: have an upcoming movie project together. We'll talk about that
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, but right now it
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: is time to ask the clo, Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: This one is from Jen in Pittsburgh. Jen says, I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: was at my cousin's wedding and had too much to
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: drink and ended up sleeping with a guy that is
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: a distant cousin of mine. He's a white guy, so
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I never would have guessed it. He wants to see
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: me again. Should we take a DNA test first? What? Yeah,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: a distant cousin. Should they take a test first? But
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: he's white? It happens. I don't. I don't know where
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: we're going with this question. A test fuff? I mean,
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, look clarified that he white? What is that? Fun?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Most most white people I'm not related to? Huh? Most
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: ninety nine point nine nine of the white people in
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: this world I'm not related to. And if that's why
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I don't take all of them are tests? You know,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: all like that, because I don't want it if I
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: find out that I got a white relative somewhere and
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: all this hell, I've been catching your as sitting over there,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: and your ass been sitting over there own gravy street.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: You ain't saying nothing me me and your ass cop
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: instant problem. I'm suing. I'm gonna want whatever it is.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: You got anything, call I got, please Lord, Please Lord.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: If you got one percent of white and you like
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: they said, if you got one your pries, and I
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: hope to God this white person has more than me.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Please Lord, Please Lord, God Father, God Man. Like if
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I found out Bill Gates with mom, we all, we all,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Uncle Bill, But I'll be making a scene about it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be on crying and stuff. Uncle. By what my
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: life could have been so bigger? I could have been
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Rice Seacrest. I could have got the same contract had
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: I could have had rush little boss contract. Oh God, yeah, okay,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: So should she take the test man? Hell? No? What
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you're sleeping with him? For all these people in this world?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: What you gotta take a test phone? No, you quit drinking.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: It's what you need to do here again, and I'll
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: call he do gonna do that? Ancestry? Then you know
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: his foe fathers swooping yours? Go ahead? All right? Moving on?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah to Shana and Albany. Shanna writes, my mother has
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: been taking my husband to work since he let her
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: borrow his car. Her brakes are in bad shape, so
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he didn't mind helping her out, But he's irritated because
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: she expects gas money from him every week? Is she
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: right or wrong? Wait a minute, whose car is it?
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: It's her dad's car. The mother has been taking the
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: husband's car. I mean, her mother has been taking her
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: husband's car. She's been borrowing the car, got it, okay?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: The woman who wrote is Shana. Her mother has been
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: taking her husband's car and borrowing her car and d
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: and he's been dropping her husband off in his car.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: But but the brakes are in bad so he didn't
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: mind helping her out. But he's irritated because she expects
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: gas money from him every week. Is she right here? Yes,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: it's his card that she's borrowing. She's taking him to work,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: and she wants gas money. She wants to know right
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: well you know she old. No, old people don't care.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Now when I care you to work, it's for then
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: I got to care myself back over him. I'm gonna
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: need some gas money. But the last time you've been
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: dropped off though, yeah, dropped off and somebody leaves have
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: a driver because you don't drive well you know what
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, though, just dropped off and I get dropped
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: off all the time. But your ass ain't going nowhere? No,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you leave me at a location then I want to
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: go now and now I got to wait up man, Please, seriously,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't having any pardon now, but you know what
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: the old see, dude, Bro, you would have to put
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: gas in your car to go to work anyway, whether
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you let somebody else use it or not. But come
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: on now, but bro, it's your mother in law. You
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: know how they are. Yeah, yeah, that's true. She won't
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: gas money because to take you to work cost gas.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: If you was driving your own car, you'd have to
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: put gas in it. Now, she appreciates you using it,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: but don't she have to put gas in it too?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: All people don't look at it like that she's looking
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: at I gave you my daughter people your car and
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: give you spill it up, man, Yeah, give it a
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: gas money. Dog, say don't, don't, don't do this all right?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Caleb in Hampton says, I'm my sixty seven year old
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: man and my wife died, so I've been entertaining women
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: at my place. One of them was a close friend
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: of my wife, and she says it feels strange to
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: make love in her friend's home. She's the object of
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: my affection, so I don't want to lose her. How
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: do I make her more comfortable here? You're gonna have
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: to get an apartment at home. You got to get
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: a bachelor pad. Now. Yeahss is old and you don't
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: know nothing about bachelor pass because it probably wasn't out
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: when you was back kicking it. But Caleb, with this
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: old ass biblical name, listen to me, Calor, you not
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: a player. Your name says not a player. You see
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: your name is more of an MMA or Russian or
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: cage fighter. That's what your name says. You look middleweight
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: champ for the MMA, cage fighting UFC division or than
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: in that. Caleb, you're not a player. She does feel
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: strange in her friend's house. You have to change that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You have to get a bachelor pad. But not because
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: she was her friend. Yeah, that ain't bothering Obviously it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: in her house that's bothering her. But she didn't manage
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: to take her clothes off a few times so she
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: can secure the bag. She's done this to secure the bag. Now, Caleb,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: she's the apple of your affection. You're gonna have to
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: get a bachelor prib or you're gonna have to start
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: going over to her house. Or is it some people
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: stay that with her or something. Ain't no re decorating,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: nothing you can paint it. It's still her house. He
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: laid up there and that health will come through that
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: wall one night. Yeah, he laid up there and that
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: health and step out that wall. I bet your ass
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: to clear that room. And then so I wonder if
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: you can afford a bachelor pad. But the don't know
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: his name, Caleb, I don't know. It's not bothered that
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: she's not bothered that that was her friend. All right,
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: thank you, Cello. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Netflix
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: has announced its next huge project with comedian Dave Chappelle.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle is set to release four upcoming comedy special
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Steve that he's producing and hosting, called Chappelle's Home Team
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Chappelle's Home Team. The series will feature four comics handpicked
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: by Chappelle, including this is our friend, didn't We may
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: not know him as this name, Nathaniel Stroman, we know
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: him as Earthquake So yeah, also comedian Donnelle Rollins, both
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: of whom have at least thirty years of stand up experience.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Chappelle stated that I've been doing this a long time
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: and comedians like Quake and Donnelle are not only friends
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: but have inspired my own career. Anyone in the comedy
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: community knows these names and knows their time to shine
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: is long overdue. I am proud to be a part
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: of this moment. Chappelle's Home Team premieres February twenty eighth
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: with Earthquakes him. Come on, Quake, He's absolutely correct about that. Man.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: When I talk about some of the really great ones
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: that have done this, quake is long overdue, long overdue. Man.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: How this brother has not gotten a special? Oh, I
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: know why he hasn't gotten a special, and I'm gonna
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: wait to have him on the show to talk about it.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: But I know why he hasn't gotten a special, and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: it's simply because the decision makers didn't get him. But
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the decision makers didn't get media. Look what the decision again,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: The decision makers didn't get Kanye at the beginning. Turns
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: out they were right eventually, but they didn't get him
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: in the beginning. I don't get in. I'm just saying,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you know. The turns out they saw something in his
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: eyes when he was presenting the first tape at the
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: record label. They went right, and they stayed away from it.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Now now he's gonna turn out to be one of
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the most influential people in hip hop, one of not
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: thee but one of. And I don't speak about hip
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: hop up but Quake is just like the dude. Man.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I remember when I first met Quake in Mobile, Alabama.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I remember when he came to my hotel door and
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: knocked on the door. And the reason he knew what
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: my door was because he saw me go in it
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: from the parking lot. That's how my life was back then.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: You could see my dough if you park in front
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: of it. So yeah, okay, So it's important to Quake.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: And when your peers think you're fun, I mean, I
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: think that would be a big boost for him. You know,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, he's a community comedian, comedian. I
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: don't know nobody that does this, that don't think that,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: that don't think Earthquake is hysterical. He rips the room, Yeah,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: can't breathe. The problem has been whites didn't get Quake,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: but Quake didn't build his career on whites or four whites,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: and they were never comfortable enough to come see Quake
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: where he was performing but that boy was ripping rooms. Man,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about for years. He's been ripping rooms for years. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And when you when you're on a show, when you're
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: on a show with Quake, every comedian is in the
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: wings watching Quake. Ain't They don't watch everybody else now,
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: but they Quake going up? Okay? And you say comedians
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: comedian y'all are fans? Yes, Yes, I did a show
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: one in Dallas at the Outdoor Ampathy of the sixteen
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: thousand people, Joe Torrey, Bernie mac myself, Earthquake, and Bill
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Bellamy Man what order is that? He went the wrong order?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: But when oh and Jay Anthony Brown when Earthquake went
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: on stage. And that was about the time he wrote
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: that big joke he used to do about Mark Luther
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: King and why Corretta Scott can never remarry, you know,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: because ain't nobody gonna measure up right? You know you're
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: gonna find the data woman that's got a school name
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: after him, that got the street named after him and
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: got a national holiday. What is your ask him to
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: say that? Corretta? Yeah. But the way he the way
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: he wrote the whole concept was absolutely brilliant. I was
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: sitting there, I couldn't breathe. I said, man, what is
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: it about this dude? Why quake never got on the sitcom?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Why quake never got in movies? Why Quake never got
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: an HBO? Specially even why it only can be one reason,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: only one reason, because he was on everybody hates Chris
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: later yeah, yeah, yeah, And he's also on the neighborhood
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: saying back then right right, because they they didn't see it,
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: and thank god that Dave Chappelle. People listened to him
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: across the board absolutely. Use why don't we have a
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: meeting with they? We should have a meeting with they,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: because they don't have meetings with they all the time,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: because they still have the power to green light. We
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: have a meeting with they all the time. But they
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: smile in your face. Hey, great job, give us some
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: more information. And when they get behind your back, who's
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: this guy? Get him out of here? On what they do? Bro,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Meetings out away. But like
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know his name, it was, it was.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: It was a little tough for said. They entertained at
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the beginning. What's his name? This lady introduced Cedric one
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: time at the at the opens. When we were promoting
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Show. She called Cedric, So Cedric the Educator.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I went, were you just looking at her? Come on, man?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: She thought his name was the educator. Yeah, because they
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: don't Yeah, I'm not talking about all of them. I'm
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: just saying when they don't want to get it, they
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: don't try. Yeah. Oh, he'll educate you. All right on
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: comedy US laughs. All right, coming up in twenty minutes
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: after Donald Trump has launched his own social media app.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Won't get into that right after this boom, you're listening
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. So, Donald Trump's social media app,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Truth and truth Social. Truth Social launched Monday as you
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: don't tell the truth This is crazy. Truth Social launched
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Monday as a Trump seeks a new digital stage to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: rally his supporters and fight vic Tech's limit on speech.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: This is a year after he was banned, of course,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: from Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube. Trump is hoping truth Social
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: will attract the millions who followed him on Twitter as
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: he hints that a third presidential run get out of here.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Republicans were quick to use the launch of truth Social
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: to raise money for their election efforts. The Republican National
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Committee and the Congressional Leadership Fund have been fundraising off
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the launched GEOP. House Minority leaders Kevin McCarthy sent a
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: fundraising email Monday with the message, after over a year
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: of musling by the liberal big tech tyrants, Trump is
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: bad boom truth. They're the biggest group of fools and
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: cowards I've ever seen. I've never seen it. I have
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. You know, The Republican Party has just sold themselves.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: They stand for whatever Donald Trump tells them to stand for,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: and that's where they act. And for people to follow
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: a person so blindly, you know what, at least I'll
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: give the Democrats this, They will at least question Joe Biden. Well, yeah,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: because they don't stick together either, stick together. But them
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: damn Republicans. Oh no, sir, Oh no sir. They get
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: in that room and they say this is our agenda,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: this is our cause, and they ride or die and
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: they come out that room and they commit it to
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: the BS. And it ain't got nothing to do with
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the people. They don't care what you say. What did
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump say? Yes, the election was rigged and stolen,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: if possible without one shred of evidence. Two years now
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: that it was absolutely not rigged and stolen. But I
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: need the evidence where it was if you're gonna make
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: me believe something, and they have nothing, but Donald Trump
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: keeps selling it. They let them white folks climb over
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: that wall at the Capitol Building and I'm watching them deny.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: They just we have a subpoena. I'm not coming folks,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: they got over the wall. Get a subpoena. You get
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: a subpoena to company court, and you don't go watch
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: what happened to you. But nothing's happening to any of
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: these politicians that are not coming in on the suspicion.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: What's happening here? Man? They did dismiss right here's place
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: a Georgia woman has faked three pregnancies to get paid
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: maternity lead from her job. We'll talk about that right
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: A woman named Robin folsom Of, the former director of
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: External Affairs for the Georgia Vocational Rehabilitation Agency, has allegedly
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: get this guy's has allegedly faked three pregnancies to get
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: paid time off from work. She first told the agency,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: how's she doing? No, I don't know. She first told
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the agency she gave birth in July of twenty twenty,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: and she went on maternity leave three months later. Three
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: months later, she told the agency she was pregnant again
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: and informed them of the birth. In May of twenty
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: twenty one, A man claiming to be the child's father
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: emailed the agency and said Falsom needed seven weeks off
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: to recover. Then last August, she claimed to be pregnant again,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: and this finally raised suspicion, which led to an investigation
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: into her insurance record. There was no evidence of her
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: ever giving birth or ever being pregnant. Bolsom resigned last
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: October when investigators started interviewing her, and now she faces
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: up to ten years in jail. I didn't know there
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: was time for that. Could I ask you a question?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: You know? You know you don't care how she did.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Now we want to know her plan no more, but
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to If you say you're pregnant, was she
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: coming to work like with pillows on her stomach looking pregnant?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Where did baby's at? Exactly exactly? I would I would
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: assume so, because you know you have to. You have
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: to show that you're showing some kind of way eventually.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: But but when you leave to have the baby, where
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: the baby at? Well, she didn't bring the baby to work.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It didn't come back with no baby. Yeah, the baby's
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: at home with the nanny with the face and the
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: fake baby daddy. But they I'm surprised they didn't check
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: into it or ask questions like you're asking Steve, you know,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: because she was able to do this three times. So
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, ladies. So when you
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: get maternity leave, what does that mean? I mean that
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: means you after you have the baby, you stay home
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: with the baby for a certain amount of time. I
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: think I took off like six weeks. You stay home
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: with the baby, you bond with the baby, but you
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: get some time before the baby get here too. Dogs.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: But you remember with me, I was on bed rest. Yeah,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I was in the hospital. So I was kind of
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: like before and after. So it depends I worked. You
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I worked. Let's see, I have my baby on a Saturday.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I worked that Friday. She worked up until I worked
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: until the day I had Yeah, the day before I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: had the baby, I was at work when all mine
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: was born. I was right. Did you take an epidural?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: What it was? It wasn't. I don't know how y'all
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: do it. Hats all the most amazing thing I've ever seen.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: I was lord the playground. I took off. Yeah, so,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I mean the insurance probably checked with the hospital because
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you had bills. You know, playing fall you have bills immediately.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Oh it's not a game. Oh no, no, you have bills.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: And then the baby, you know, the theursary where you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: had your baby. All of that factors. Then, So how
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: she was able to do this to get away three times?
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Who it cost? We could have had a cup? So
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I was at the house because I'm gonna say some
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: money right there. How many times did you take off? Along? Again? Well,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you know I was at work right up until the
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: birth of all mine. Mean too, we have none of
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: comments right up to it. Mister Harvey, come to the office. Yes,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: your wife is in labor, back hurting in everything. I
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: was in labor. I'll get out there at the hospital.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: James traumatized. I know you've had a lot of jobs.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: So the question becomes really quickly, what's the weirdest excuse
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you you've ever given to get up work, you know,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: of course, not pregnancy. I had nightmares. I faked up
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: carbon monoxide poisoned at one time because I have blue
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: streaks on a couple of my fingernails and that's the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: sign for carbon monoxide. But it's hereditary. So I used
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to walk into the nurses office show it to him
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: and they send my head home. Coming up next, frank
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: phone call with the nephew. Right after this, I'm lying
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: and see it. I was pranking you. You're listening to
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up about four minutes
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: after the hour. It is time for my strawberry letter.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: The subject for today is I'm the captain of this ship.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that and just a few I want
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: to hear that one. But right now it is time
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: for the prank phone call with the nephew. Nephew, what
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you got for us today? We all love him. Shirley
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Ball had him Girl Scout cookies. Oh yeah, girl Scout cookies.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: We all have a certain flavor we love. Take a listener.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: He up? Hell, So is this? Um? How are you doing? Then?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: My name is Glynn Man. I'm working. I work in
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: building two. You work for Cludia, right, Yeah, what what's fun?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: So we probably met a couple of times. Uh do
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh? Why
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: what's up? Did you guys you guys live together or
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: or what? What is this your business? Like? What? What?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: What's what's what's the deal? What's what's why are you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: asking about my girl? What? Let me ask you this here?
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: What what do you? What do you mean? What's like? Like?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I mean you you know you know right, I mean
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: so what like? What? What's what's the deal? What? What?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Who are you like? Who the who? The are you like? What? What?
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: What's the what is this for? Like? Why are you? Like?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I don't even know you? Right? I just calmed down, bron,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: just climed down, Like I say, my name is being.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I work at Gila too, you know, And I know
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: I just tell you now, I know you. I know
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: what you doing, Okay, I know what y'all doing at
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: the job. I already know and a couple other people
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: know what's going going on. And I know you got
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: a girl. I know you got a girl at home.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I know that. What so so what what? What? What
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: the what? What is this about? Like why why do
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you call my phone trying to harass me about the book?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Like who are you? Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like? Hey, man, hey, hey, hey,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: came now. Man, I ain't finished. I ain't trying to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: tell you a little secret or nothing like that. I
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to do that, all right, but but but
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. Okay, all right, Like
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I said, you know, I got one of your names.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I got your number from one of co workers. Okay,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I got your number. I say, I want to I
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: want to give the call and you talk to him
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: about something. That's how I got your number. So yeah,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: who gave you ten? We'll get to that later. Okay,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: we'll get to that later. But let me but let
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: me say this though. I know what's going on with
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: you and the job, all right, and I ain't gonna
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: say nothing about it. You know, that's just our little
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: secret or whatever. But I do have something that I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: want you to do. Though, what what do you want? Due?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: But what what do you want? You call me bugging
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: me about and all this book? Like what do you want?
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: What do you? Well? Here it is man, listen, I
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: All right, that ain't that ain't even I don't even
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: care about that. But here here's what I do want
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: you to do. I do need some help from you.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: All right. Listen, my little girl is selling Girl Scout
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: cookies and I want you to buy fifty boxes of them.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: All right, well be a cash out because she got
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to have them sold by tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: You okay, so you're on some black man's books and
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: listen to who the fuck give you my number because
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you want to call me asked me to box them
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: cookies and you should just bet a man and ask
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: me about it. Like, don't be calling my phone trying
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: to give me that book. Like come on, man, like
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no time for this. Like all I'm
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: asking you to do is buy today I'm cookies. Man,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: That's it. You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I just want you to buy some cookie. I need
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you to buy fifty boxes little girl Scout cookies. Can
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: you do that? No? No, no, no no no no
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no. You ain't gonna
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: call and try to manipulate me and defying like you're
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you're talking? Are you trying to make me vise? So
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do nothing for you disrespecting me, calling
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: my phone, trying to act like you like, just trying
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: to manipulate. I ain't down with that, bro. I ain't
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: tell you. You don't want to buy my cookies though,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: So do you want me to call your your girl
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: and see ship on my cookies? So you gotta say
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: the away from my girl, man like, don't don't come
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: near her. Okay, you don't call her, you don't come
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: near hern't come near me. You just get get them
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: out of here. I'm about to start this ninety figure
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: out who you are, and come right after you, man like,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: because I ain't playing, bro, I ain't right. I'm gonna
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue with you.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna argue with you, but I get off the
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: phone right now. I'll get off right now, and I'm
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: gonna your girl. I'm gonna call your girl and see
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: if you want by some No, no, no, no, no,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: you ain't call nobody. You just get you. Yeah, I
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: try to God, I'm gonna find out who you are.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out who gave you out number. I'm
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: gonna call you up like yo, you'nna call me trying
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: to right me? Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: what angrean cool, we're still talking about it, all right.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the right like you so so so
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I'll get off the phone like you want me to, Adrian,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I'll do that. But let me let me ask you
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: this though. Let me ask you this though. You sure
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: you want me to call you? Sure you want me
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to do that? And right, ain't isn't that her name? Man?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: You something? Individuals? All right? Look how much of these cookies?
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: How much you want? A man? Tommy told me you
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: would buy the cookies. Tommy, Yeah, Tommy told me you
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: would buy the cookies. Tommy to a man. Hey man,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: check it out. This is nephew tim Me from the
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your co worker got me to
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: pray phone call you. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: damn I was so Oh god, listen, so listen, Adrian.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: We have beat. We have beat all the names, so
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: nobody knows the things at all. Okay, you're good bro,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: you're good man, and I you got me. Oh god,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a nap. Man.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I just used up all my Yeah, I'm done. Oh God, like, hey,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: where you go? I am going out? You up? Man,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you got me on this. Tell me
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: this man one more thing before you go. What's the
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: The Steve Harvard Morning hill Man, which is why he
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: got played every morning. God, yeah, it's that time though,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: blackmailer do it? Yeah? Well, you know, just to hold
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: down confusion? How much? Just a damn cook Yeah, but
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I'm something. How much is a box of Girl Scout cookies?
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Five dollars two? But but the hold downs some confusion.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: You'll do it. Yeah, y'all got two local grocery store
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: hanging out or now they do contactless because of COVID
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: they ship them. You have a link. Now, well, I'll
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: just go physically. You said put your mask on. We
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: bag all right? Here we go. March nineteenth. The Nephew
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: is coming to Beaumont, Texas. March the nineteenth, Beaumont, Texas.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: That's the Julie Rogers Theater. Pickures. Don't see you right now.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Let's start out the announcement over. I'm gonna be your
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: hype man. Okay, you know like you're gonna be the
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: main rapper. I'm wouna be the dude behind you with
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: the boom box. All right, bet okay, let's go, Ladies
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen. March nineteenth, Boatmont Texas and the coming to
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Town Julie Run. Just being up at Judgers Theater where ever.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: Saturday night April first through the third, Nashville, Tennessee. You
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: got three nights, three nights, Nashville, Tennessee at Zany's Comedy Club,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Pick one B one April eight through the tenth. It's
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: the Comedy Zone, Charlotte, North Carolina, Charlotte been now, last
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: time I was there with John hitting whoa hold out
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Easter weekend. All the white folks went to the beach
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: black Tree. They had nothing to do. Hold out April
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: through the ten, Comedy Zone shot at North Carolina. Oh okay,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: that's it, Thank you, hype man. See old baby, that's
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy coming to tad A mouth out square. You
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: understand what it is that you love, Steven. This ain't
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: fitting to be food. Continue to hype Steve, coming up next.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Subject, I'm the captain of this ship. You're
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: advice on relationships, work, dating, sex, parenting, and more, please
• 53:43
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• 53:46
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• 53:49
  Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter live on the air,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: could be yours. You never know, you never know. Buckle
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: up and hold on type. We got it for you.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry LETTA thank you nephew. Subject, I'm
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: the captain of this ship. I am to captain now, Okay.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Dere's Stephen Shirley. I'm married and my husband and I
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: have two children. He's in law enforcement, but he's not
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: a police officer. I work as a teacher and I
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: have my school kids and three children at my house.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: My husband is a dependent in more ways than one.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: It has been this way for the past three years.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: After he had an on the job injury. He no
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: longer washes his own clothes, and he can't mow the
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: lawn anymore. Those were the only two things he did before,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: and now he can't even do that. Nothing is physically
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: wrong with him, but he says the anxiety from his
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: injury has him leery of doing too much. So so
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: here's what happened to him. He works at the jail
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: in the evidence room, and he was on a ladder
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: maybe six feet in the air, and he slipped. He
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: didn't hit the floor, but he located his left shoulder
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: trying to hold on a small boxbell and hit him
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: in his eye. So he wore an eyepatch for a week.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: His shoulder was operated on, and he was off work
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: for a full month. When it was time to return
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: to work, he decided he couldn't drive anymore. So now
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I'd take him to work and pick him up, even
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: with sex. I initiate it, and I have to do
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: all the work while he takes special care not to
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: injure his shoulder, even though he injured it three years ago.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: His coworkers are sick of him too, so something's got
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: to give. When I stopped washing his clothes for him,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: he asked our twelve year old daughter to do it,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: and I told him that's inappropriate. We got into an
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: argument and I let him know that I make all
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: the decisions going forward, and he's going to be treated
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: like one of the children, he said, since I'm the
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: captain of the ship now he wants to take early retirement.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think I need to be more patient with him?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Or is he playing me for a whole fool? Okay,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: this could all be cleared up. This could all be
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: cleared up with a quick trip to the doctor. Okay,
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: but your husband won't go. I'm sure. I mean, he
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: already knows that if he went to the doctor, you
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: would find out what you already know too, that there's
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with him. Now, yes, he's been playing you
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: for at least two of the three years that since
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: he had the operation. You're not even a doctor, and
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you know there's nothing wrong with him. He's just milking
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: the situation to get you to do stuff for him.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: He's been lazy. He's just being lazy. He's lazy with sex,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: with his laundry, with everything. So my advice to you, wifeie,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: is to stop doing the things you do. You have
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: been more patient than anyone else, I'm sure with him,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: even his coworkers are sick of him, you said, so
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: stop driving him to work and picking him up. I'm
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: sure he can do that himself. All he has to
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: do is go to the doctor, make sure he's checked out.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: He's fine. Good to go, and tell your twelve year
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: old daughter to stop, because you're right, she shouldn't do that.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: She's getting an allowance for it, is she. You didn't
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: mention that, so she's probably doing that for free. He's
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: just lazy and trifling at this point, and you don't
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: have to treat him like a child. But you know,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: like I said, this could all be cleared up if
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: you guys would just take a trip to the doctor
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: and you'll find that he's okay. And yeah, he is
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: playing you Steve. Wow, this letter wasn't what I thought
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it was gonna be about at all. I thought it
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: was this man trying to assert the fact that he
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: was captain into the ship. Yeah, based on the title. Yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I just thought that's what it was gonna be about. Oh,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: this is a really disappointing letter man. This is really
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: really disappointing because I don't you know, I'm reading MA
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: read this letter. I just don't like me in like this.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: I just don't now. I know it's a one sided story,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: and she's writing the letter, but she's writing the letter
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: out of frustration. This dude right here, y'all married. I
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: wish I knew how old he was because would really
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: help me analyze. It's even better. But you got two kids.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: He's in law enforcement, but he's not a police officer
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: the right away, I'm thinking traffic cop. Or he write tickets,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: but that ain't the case. She's a school teacher and
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you got your school kids and three different children at
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: your house. Don't know what that means anyway. My husband
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: is a dependent in more ways than one, and he's
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: been this way for three years after he had on
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: the job injury. He no longer watches his own clothes,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: and he can't mow the lawn anymore. Damn what did
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: he do? Oh? We find out those are the only
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: thing two things he did before, and now he can't
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: even do that. Nothing is physically wrong with him, but
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: he says the anxiety from his injury caught makes him
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: liar of doing too much. Too much. You don't do
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: nothing but wash clothes and motor damn lawn. And based
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: on y'all's two jobs. That lawn ain't that big. I'm
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: just saying so now now she describes what happened to him.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: He worked out the jail in everdence room. He up
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  Speaker 1: on the ladder one time he slipped, but he didn't
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: hit the floor. He dislocated his left shoulder trying to
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: hold on. Hear what help that ladder got out Monday.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: He grabbed up with that hand, and his fright ass
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: damn near tore his shoulder out, trying to hear no
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: mention to wait, how you think you pull your should
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: out when you grab and don't fall. That ladder slipped
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: and got out Monday, Monday got out money, but his
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: fright ass grabbed something and ripped it. Ligaments out of
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: his ass. All he tried to stay up under all
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: that weight. He ain't in shape. She did not say
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: was fat. I'm telling you that's what happened, She saying,
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  Speaker 1: how only is either and if you ain't working your
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: ass gonna get first? Hold on hold one? Okay, okay,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: well at first two of Steve's response, coming up at
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hours subject of today's Strawberry letter,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I'm the captain of the ship, will get back into
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: The subject, I'm the captain of this ship, all right,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: this woman being married to her husband. They got a
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: couple of kids. She a teacher. He in law enforcement,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: but he ain't no police officer. Now, he didn't got
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: his ass hurt on a job. One day he was
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: in the evidence room or boning letter, probably looking at
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: some evidence he had obeiss. He was doing doo doo
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doom. And
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: he moved up on that ladder and that ladder got
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: out Monday his and she said he injured his shoulder,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: but didn't hit the floor. So that means he grabbed
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: something trying to hang on. Now, his ass already overweight
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: when he grabbed on. That was it all the weight
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: told his shoulder dislocated. It ripped the ligaments all this hill.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: Fat ass should have just went on down. But now
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: he tried to stay up. He'd hit the float, but
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: he dislocated his shoulder trying to hold on. Then a
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: small box fell and hit him in the eye. And
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: then in the ever dis room. That small box is
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: probably a jewelry box. It could be a room with
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: a quarter sack of weed in it. It could be
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: a little maybe a little couple of keys and cocaine
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: was in the box. Maybe it was the box with
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: some keys in it that had some finger his owner
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: for arm robbery. But one of them in the last
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: boxes hit him man dead in his damn eye. So
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: he wore an eyepatch for a week. Now, that really
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: makes you look like you hurt it. You got your
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: arm in a sling and you got a patch on
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: your eye. Now, he tried to figure out, Hi can
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: play this. His shoulder was operated on it. He was
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: all for a full month. Okay, it was time to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: return to work. He decided he couldn't drive no more
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: to his punk hass playing this all the way out
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: now now he can't drive black people on Black dudes
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: only drive with one hand any damn way. So we
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: already and know that. Now if his right arm was hurt,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: that's even better. That's the one we lean on rests
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: on anyway. And if his left arm is hurt, then
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: that's cool. Then we'll just do to lean the other way,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: lean up against the dope, both of his pimp poses.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Eugen's got to rock the one you like it. So
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I take him to work and pick him up. Damn,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: even with sex I initiated and have to do all
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: the work where he takes special care not to injure
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: his shoulder this high. Know his ass is fat. See
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: when you having sex and you don't want to injure
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: your shoulder, the only thing he can do is lay
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: on his sorry ass back, which is fat ass want
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: to do anyway because he don't want to be up
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: on his knees where he got to put that work in,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: hold his big ass up in all this here, My
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: shoulder ain't my shoulder. Don't nobody to give a damn
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: about the shoulder when you having sex? You know what
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: I mean? Whole craps, how that got? How many hamstrings
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: out and pull? You know, I mean to expect muscles
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: out and toe you know what I mean? The head
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: lacerations out of head and my head going put slamming
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: into it too hard? You many times, man, I don't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: rip the ass muscle off? Yeah, any idea man? How
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: many times out and told the tenders in the bottom
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: of my feet trying to get my toes and getting
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: more more grip on that sheet. You know what I mean.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: The injuries out and had doing sex and don't give
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: a damn. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm don't stop, ain't
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: fitting to stop. Chilotte horses bustle, pulls cramps right on,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: doing everything out of my arms and slipped off the
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: corner of the mattress. I bust my mouth on the
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: nightstand one time, kept going, kept swallowing the blood, so
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: we didn't get on her and kept moving to hold
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: A mission has got to be done. Hiss. The pundcast
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: got a little hurt. Shows man missed me with this
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: here hiss. Now he not his co workers is sick
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: of him too, So something got to give. When I
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: stopped watching his clothes for him, he has got twelve
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: year old daughter to do it. He can't wash clothes.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: And then I told him that was inappropriate. We got
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: in an argument and I let him know that I
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: was making all the decisions going forward and he gonna
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: be treated like one of the children. He says, says,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I'm the captain of the ship. Now he wants to
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: take early retirement. Do you think I need to be
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: more patient with him? Or is he playing me for
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: a whole fool a whole fool plus, so he playing
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: the police department as fools. They tied in his ass.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: You're twelve year old, tired of washing his underwearing all
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: this hill. How you can't wash clothes after three years
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: with a shoulder injury? Obviously there's some type of male
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: practice that did happened because of your shoulder? Ain't worth
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: for damn? Three years after the operation? Did they operate
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: on the right shoulder? That all the time? Did they
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: operate on the right shoulder? I say, yes, they operated
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: on the right shoulder, And I say, your man is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: full of it. He is just full of it. He
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: is lazy. He has found a way to make an
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: excuse for his laziness. And once you decide to be
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: a lazy person, let me help you understand something, y'all,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: it carries over into every aspect of your life. So
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: now you lays at the job, you lays at home.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: You don't want to do nothing to work, You're gonna
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: do the home. You're lazy in the bed room. You're
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: just a lazy person. So you can relegate your life
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: to live in with this lazy ass person, or you
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: can issue an ultimatum. You either get up and get
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: back to work and be the man that I'm married,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: or me and you are done come back to you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: busting your lip on a knife, Stand though and cap
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: what happens? All right, it happens. Listen, leave in your comments.
• 1:06:37
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• 1:06:41
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• 1:06:43
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• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Who's in for Junior today. We'll see how that goes.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Junior's out today, but Nephew and the Uncle are in
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: with Sports Talk. What you got now? I got something
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: just to tell my uncle. So, like Steve, I did
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: you know I did Baltimore, Maryland this past weekend. Guess
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: who was in my hotel? Earl the Pearl Monroe. Man,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: shut your damn I know you better not say that
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: to me. Earl the Pearl Monroe, the Pearl Monroe of
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: the New York Knicks, Black Pearl Jake Black. What with
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: the seven up spin moves? Earl the Pearl hurt the jerk, Munro.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know about hurt the jerk. I just know
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: where everybody in the hood wanted to be pearl. What
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: is hurt the jerk? Though? What is that? Came down
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: the lane man? He had that cold ass move man
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: where he would go dribbling to his right. He would
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: cross the free throw line hard. Then he would pick
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: the ball up. He would spend and he would take
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: two steps and he laid up with the left on
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: the glass. He couldn't nobody stop it because the spin
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: he would spend damned the round him on the other side.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: It's coldest steak boy. You need to look it up.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Is that why they called him the pearl because he
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: was sold pearl the pearl money because he was a pearl.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: You just this dude was black magic Man. Here. Here's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: here's my other news on I need I need one
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: of your cigars that's half smoked, because check this out,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan has a half smoked cigar and it's up
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: for auction and they starting off with five hundred dollars.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: So I definitely need one of your half smoked cigars
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: so I can put it a fox. I think I
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: started I think I'm gonna start this thing off by
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: twenty five hundred though. Yeah, it's in the news. Michael
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Jordan half smoked cigars that he left in the ass tray.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Somebody came along and got it. Now they're selling it.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: Tell them Steve Harvey lips. Yeah, that would be the difference.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: That's how you know if it's really my cigar. Now
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: cast the moisture be damned near down to the label. Yo,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: that's the way you know it's mine. Yeah, you're gonna
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: get paid. I'm finding get paid, So y'all be on
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: the lookout. I will be auctioning out for a couple
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: of Uncle Steve cigars, and who knows, I might grab
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: a few of his items if I stopped by the house,
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I grab a few other things that I can sell
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: on as an auction. Those parties at his house and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: you can steal his suits and come through the party.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: You could do an auction party at the house to
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: be nice to auction. As soon as he lead a
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: country again, gonna be a little bit different this time.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Party coming up at the top of the hour for
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: your ass. How to tell if you the one for
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: him or her or if you're wasting your time. We'll
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. So, according to an online pole,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: here's how to tell if a boyfriend or girlfriend is
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: serious about you. So, Steve, this is the same thing
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: you stated in your book. Act like a lady, think
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: like a man. So let's go over a few ways
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: to tell if you're the one. All right. Number one,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: he refers to your relationship as we when talking about
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: future plans. You agree, absolutely. Why would he mention you
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: in the future if you're not gonna be that? Okay, wow,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: that's yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you see
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: all the movies. What's the movies in the future? Richard
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Prye used to talk about, And you saw all the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: movies about the future and white people being it. That's
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: because white people wasn't playing on us being him. Oh gosh, okay, yeah,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: we're starting to ask because we're still sticking around. Were
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: a little shocking to all right, here's another one, Steve.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: His social media includes pictures of the two of you. Absolutely,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I just had a conversation with a young guy because
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: I know how important social media is to them and
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: when they claim each other as exclusive. They will post
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: each other. If you're not, you're not getting posted. I mean,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: just look at anybody, look at all of them. And
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: so I know this kid just dating this girl. He
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: told me he's in love with her, and he told
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: me she's in love with him. But he ain't on
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: none of her Instagram and she ain't on none of his.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't know what's happening, but don't look
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: at real now. He mad at me. Why because you
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: brought it to his attention. Yeah, all right, here's another one.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Labels become a part of your relationship. When you're a
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: significant other, stops introducing you as just a friend publicly,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: chances are you're the one and only this is mine. Well,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: I mean that's important because how many women are in
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: relationships and don't know what it is? They don't have
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: a description of it, right right right? They don't have
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: what is this? You know how many women in relationships
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: that's going what is this? They don't even know what
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: it is? Because dudes are very smart. Now, m and
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: if you will go along with us without a label
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: or a title, cool, But you have to ask yourself,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: why don't I have a label? Or a title. Ask
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: yourself that. Yeah, And the number one reason is is
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: because you ain't that. Lord Jesus, you better tell you ain't.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Nobody fitting to call you what you ain't. You only
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: get to be mister president if you get the votes.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: You only get to be the boss if you get
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: the promotion. Huh. You only get to be the owner
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: of the company if you put up all the money.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. Hello church he man, Hey man again, go ahead, Steve.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: This is a big one in your book. I remember
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: he brags about you, introduces you to his friend. Then
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: you know, simple, man, this is the one man. This
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: is my girl. Man another day, Man, we had such
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: a good time. Man, my girl. Man, she'd be lighting
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: it up. Man, we'd be going through it a little bit. Man,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: this girl she's smart. It's just simple. It's simple. It's simple.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: We want you and we that's how we mark our
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: tor into a territory by bragging about you. So you
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: heard me say this? She mind you heard that? So
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: what you over here for with your head cocked to
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: the side, sipping out your drink? Sideway Pardner and the
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: and the last one, Steve, you have drawers at each
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: other's house. Draws you like. That's true too. You gotta
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: put them in the floor. My drawls is over here
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: because I'm been fit to do some things. WHI I
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: need new draws. Goodness, Okay, put back home? Not these
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: all right? Too much your knees, hill, I got to
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: get some fresh draws. We're gonna take intimacy to new
• 1:14:48
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• 1:16:20
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• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: and we'll also do a round of would you rather
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steven Show. Time now,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: guys for another round of wood you rather? Would you
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: rather be kissed on the lip or kissed on your neck?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: During intimacy? Oh? That nick? I can't handle it, I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: jumped out to one. I can't handle it at all.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I can't candle it. I just ain't no good on
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: this neck. I'm telling I who you want to you
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: want to stop my performance. You get on that neck,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: I'm done. I can't do nothing for you. Well, I'm
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: the direct opposite. Okay, if you open up your mouth started,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: look at me on my neck? You in for something? Something?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: Come with that. I intensifies all efforts. I'm talking about. Man,
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: everything I'm doing, I start doing hard. Everything in me,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: not on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: most of my actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: rather not. Let's keep this party. Would you rather? Would
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: you rather be financially satisfied all of the time? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather be sexually satisfied? Hey, you can buy it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we can buy it. So I got enough money, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to wear about it. It feel good sometimes
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  Speaker 1: when you just got money, you ain't gotta do nothing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell you right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going with that money. Man financially said all the time,
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  Speaker 1: or sexually satisfied all the time. No, No, like Tommy said,
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  Speaker 1: you got enough money, you can buy whatever you get.
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  Speaker 1: Sexually satisfied now, I don't need them vote no no.
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  Speaker 1: With that money, that money made me feel like we
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  Speaker 1: just finished it. Feel waved off, all right, So would
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  Speaker 1: you rather post nude, just completely naked for a group
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  Speaker 1: of artists, or would you rather wear false lashes? Lashes?
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  Speaker 1: Put them lashes on? So fly? I ain't naked. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but he I don't know. He's artist. He knows, surely
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  Speaker 1: he knows, he know, he don't know. He don't need
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  Speaker 1: to be naked. Got I got two alms. It looked weird.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got the other folks. I don't need to
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  Speaker 1: be knocking it from nobody. Nobody what the wife? She
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  Speaker 1: didn't seen it from all sides and I'm naked explaining
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  Speaker 1: to y'all what's going on? And then let's just be real,
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  Speaker 1: y'all from the side. Do you really want somebody looking
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  Speaker 1: at you from the side, you know, forward? Straight on?
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  Speaker 1: I'm all right, you know, on the scale of one
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  Speaker 1: and ten, I'm about seven, you know, straight on seven?
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  Speaker 1: You know, for my age, I'm an eight and a half.
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  Speaker 1: You know you look great? Yes, sideways. I can't explain that. No, damn,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really know what's happening. All right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, that's our round up? Would you rather for today?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next? It is our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks at forty nine minutes
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  Speaker 1: after from the one and Only Steve Harve. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to all right, guys, here we are, last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day. It's been a good day. Ye
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  Speaker 1: thank us home, Steve Hey my closing remarks today, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a gonna share a personal, kind of a
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  Speaker 1: personal story with you. But it's also a story that
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  Speaker 1: I think is relatable to a lot of people. And
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people can put themselves into place,
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  Speaker 1: and I think the question I want to ask is
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  Speaker 1: who are you talking to and who are you listening to?
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  Speaker 1: That's an important question to ask yourself constantly. Who are
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: you talking to and who are you listening to? If
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  Speaker 1: you want to change your life, if you really want
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  Speaker 1: to progress in life, if you really want to be
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  Speaker 1: what God has intended for you to be, if you
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  Speaker 1: really want to accomplish all your dreams and aspirations, you
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  Speaker 1: got to pay real close attention to who you talking
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  Speaker 1: to and who you listening to. These two things are critical.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna share your story as much as
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  Speaker 1: I can without being too specific, but just to see
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  Speaker 1: if you can relate. I was in a meeting one
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  Speaker 1: time with some TV executives, and they were in this
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  Speaker 1: meeting to talk about how we could increase the ratings
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  Speaker 1: on my talk show. And whenever I take a meeting
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  Speaker 1: with news execs, I want I listen to them because
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: if you have a way that I can improve, I'm
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: always listening. But in the entire meeting of how to
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  Speaker 1: increase your ratings, all they would do and was telling
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  Speaker 1: me what I wasn't And that's not how you imp.
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  Speaker 1: You have to tell me who I should be. So
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  Speaker 1: you can't tell me what I am isn't working, because
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  Speaker 1: to me, clearly it is because who I am has
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  Speaker 1: gotten me this far. Now, if you can tell me
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  Speaker 1: what I need to add to that, I'm okay. But
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  Speaker 1: once again, you gotta be careful who you talking to
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  Speaker 1: and careful who you're listening to. So the list started.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the one thing I thought I would listen
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: to was one of them said, don't cuss so much. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I could take that, because that could be offensive to
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: some people. Okay, So I took that. Okay, that's something
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  Speaker 1: I can't do. But really, to get to what you
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  Speaker 1: all trying to hell, I need to know what to
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  Speaker 1: do and then it started into things just negativity. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that one of the guys said
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  Speaker 1: to me was, don't talk about God so much. And
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, He said, don't talk about God
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  Speaker 1: so much, and I threw me off a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at him. He said, because this
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  Speaker 1: isn't a religious show or a spiritual show. And I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking to him, well, it's not spiritual to youth,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: but the whole fact of me even being on a
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: talk show is a miracle to me. The fact that
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I've reached the levels in this business that I have
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: is a miracle to me. So this is not being
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: spiritual for you, I understand. But my whole walk is
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  Speaker 1: nothing but grace and favor. So I was sitting there
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  Speaker 1: looking at him and I said, well, that's not going
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  Speaker 1: to happen because a long time ago, when I had nothing,
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  Speaker 1: I made a promise to God. I told God, I said,
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  Speaker 1: if you let me make it, when I get there,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell everybody it was you. And you know
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  Speaker 1: why I made that promise Because I was out of ideas,
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  Speaker 1: because I was out of moves to make, I was
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  Speaker 1: all out of what to do next. I was all
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  Speaker 1: out of bright ideas. You ever been there before where
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  Speaker 1: you feel like you just out, Well, guess what I
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: told God? I was out and I was gonna step
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  Speaker 1: aside and let him in. And now I do whatever
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  Speaker 1: you tell me to do. I make the moves you
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  Speaker 1: tell me to move, and I go where you tell
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  Speaker 1: me to go. And if I make it, God, when
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  Speaker 1: I get there, I'm gonna tell everybody it was you.
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  Speaker 1: That's why when I started this radio show, I started
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  Speaker 1: the radio show the way I do when I was
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  Speaker 1: doing stand up. Before I started, I said, before I
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  Speaker 1: get started, I want to just say that God is
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  Speaker 1: everything to me, and without God, I never ever would
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  Speaker 1: have been nothing. I said that every single night before
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  Speaker 1: I started my show. Guess what, I was keeping my promise,
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  Speaker 1: So I wasn't gonna break my promise for some people
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  Speaker 1: at a talk show. See, but you gotta be careful
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: who you talking to, and then even more so, you
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: gotta be careful who you're listening to. Now. In that
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: meeting with them, I found that it was my last
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: meeting with them ever. They never met with me again,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: and I knew something was going on because Christmas, there
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: was no Christmas gift sent to my set. There was
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: no birthday gift sent to my set. Oh and next
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: thing I knew, everything was canceled. But you know what,
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: I never stopped talking about God. I never stopped talking
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: about faith. I stopped listening. I don't listen to people
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: that tell me what to do about my faith. And
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: I look up, and today I'm in better shape than
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: I'm ever been in in my life because I chose
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  Speaker 1: to honor Him in spite of what they were telling
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: me to do. So now where are they versus where
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  Speaker 1: am I? It's because I pay very close attention to
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: who I'm talking to, and I pay real close attention
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  Speaker 1: to who I'm listening to. And I spend more time
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: talking to God and listening to God than I do anybody.
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  Speaker 1: And that right there is a true testament to why
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  Speaker 1: I am who I am today, because I am but
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  Speaker 1: by the grace of God. And I'll never forget that,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll never let nobody tell me different. Those are
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  Speaker 1: my clothes remarks today. You might see yourself in there
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  Speaker 1: somewhere if you do. That's good. Hey, look talk to God, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: He loved to hear from y'all. Have a good day.
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