5:35 Idiotology August 18, 2026: Newscaster curious about eating beaver
American killed by lightning while hiking in restricted area on active Italian volcano, Headline of the Week Contender #2: News anchor loses it when he's asked 'Do you think you could eat beaver?', "Foreplay with firearms" defense won't excuse involuntarty manslaughter charge
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