Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / Junior Is Sexy & Sick, Man Fakes His Own Death, Would You Rather, One Has To Go, & more - 11.13.24
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what's time to
- 0:05Speaker 1: y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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- 0:24Speaker 3: Listening to.
- 0:38Speaker 2: A lot.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Joy Yeah, Joy, you.
- 1:02Speaker 1: Know love, I can't. You have to turn the mouth
- 1:42Speaker 1: turned my probat to turn the mouth, turn along the money.
- 1:48Speaker 5: Jup, WoT.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come out you think? Ah, I shore will good
- 2:03Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, come on
- 2:06Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only Steve.
- 2:09Speaker 6: Harvey nine got a radio show, man. Yeah, dude, Steve
- 2:14Speaker 6: Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell it
- 2:19Speaker 6: to you any other way because God has been so
- 2:23Speaker 6: so very amazing to me. But the same God, and
- 2:29Speaker 6: there is but one that same God he is. It
- 2:35Speaker 6: can and will be amazing in your life if you
- 2:39Speaker 6: just allow it to happen. You know, I was somewhere,
- 2:44Speaker 6: you know, and I was driving on the freeway somewhere,
- 2:46Speaker 6: and I saw a billboard and there was a guy
- 2:54Speaker 6: in a field on his knees. And on this billboard
- 2:58Speaker 6: it said something to their fact. When you've run out
- 3:03Speaker 6: of answers, try prayer. I was going somewhere and I
- 3:11Speaker 6: don't even remember I go so much.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Man.
- 3:15Speaker 6: I was just going somewhere and I saw this billboarding
- 3:19Speaker 6: and I thought about that, And man, I cannot.
- 3:24Speaker 1: Tell you how true of a statement that is.
- 3:29Speaker 6: When you've run out of answers, when you don't know
- 3:32Speaker 6: what to do, when you feel weak, when you are
- 3:36Speaker 6: at a low point, when things just seem to keep
- 3:40Speaker 6: happening to you, and you don't understand why. Prayer is
- 3:45Speaker 6: an amazing weapon. Prayer is available to all of us.
- 3:51Speaker 6: Here's a deal. You don't have to go through all
- 3:57Speaker 6: of that. You're going through alone. See, and I'm talking
- 4:01Speaker 6: to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees. I
- 4:08Speaker 6: don't care what's happening. I don't care what your situation is.
- 4:12Speaker 6: I don't care if your relationship is all jacked up.
- 4:15Speaker 6: I don't care if your kids and your relationship is
- 4:18Speaker 6: jacked up. I don't care if your relationship at work
- 4:23Speaker 6: is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make you the
- 4:26Speaker 6: buddy end of the joke. You always somebody always talking
- 4:30Speaker 6: about you behind your back. You're finding it more and
- 4:33Speaker 6: more necessary to try to hold your head up and
- 4:36Speaker 6: walk past these people when some days you can't even
- 4:39Speaker 6: get your chin up off your chest. If You're a
- 4:43Speaker 6: woman out there and you've been alone by yourself for
- 4:45Speaker 6: so long, and you just tired of being alone. You
- 4:48Speaker 6: really want a relationship, you really want to be have
- 4:53Speaker 6: a mate, you want to meet your soul mate, whatever
- 4:55Speaker 6: it is, whatever it is, prayer is the answer. You
- 5:03Speaker 6: are listening to a guy who is a direct recipient
- 5:08Speaker 6: of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've gotten
- 5:12Speaker 6: out of that I didn't pray about.
- 5:16Speaker 1: Oh, now, there are a lot of things. Hold on,
- 5:19Speaker 1: let me backtrack a little bit.
- 5:20Speaker 6: There are a lot of things that have happened in
- 5:22Speaker 6: my life that I've gotten past without praying, because I
- 5:26Speaker 6: think my mama was praying for me. And then there's
- 5:29Speaker 6: this thing that God has called grace and mercy that
- 5:33Speaker 6: he just somehow keeps us all waking up every day
- 5:37Speaker 6: without foot on some form of solid ground because He's
- 5:40Speaker 6: just waiting on us to come to it. But y'all,
- 5:44Speaker 6: if you can implement prayer into your day every single day,
- 5:50Speaker 6: and I'm talking about put it in there at the
- 5:53Speaker 6: top of your day, put it in there in the
- 5:55Speaker 6: middle of your day, put it in there when you
- 5:58Speaker 6: close your day out, when you're sitting at your desk
- 6:02Speaker 6: and ain't nobody bothering you. That's a good time.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Now.
- 6:06Speaker 6: Look, you don't have to make no scene. You ain't
- 6:09Speaker 6: got to let everybody know. Oh I'm spiritual, I love God,
- 6:12Speaker 6: look at me. Oh I'm down or you ain't got
- 6:14Speaker 6: to do none of that. Matter of fact, don't do
- 6:16Speaker 6: it for that reason, because if that's your reason for
- 6:19Speaker 6: doing it, that's gonna be your reward. If you want
- 6:21Speaker 6: somebody to just say, oh, they pray every you know,
- 6:24Speaker 6: they pray at lunch and they have a Bible on
- 6:26Speaker 6: they desk and they have a bunch of highlights in it.
- 6:29Speaker 6: If you sitting it out there so people can see
- 6:31Speaker 6: that that's what you do, then that's gonna be your reward.
- 6:34Speaker 6: Please know, that's gonna be your reward. What I want
- 6:39Speaker 6: you to do is pray. Ask God for the things
- 6:44Speaker 6: the desires of your heart, have a faith, believe in them.
- 6:50Speaker 6: But pray earnestly.
- 6:52Speaker 2: Man.
- 6:53Speaker 6: I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,
- 6:57Speaker 6: listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
- 7:00Speaker 6: need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
- 7:04Speaker 6: people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
- 7:07Speaker 6: I told you the rich and famous that I talk
- 7:11Speaker 6: to that pray constantly.
- 7:13Speaker 1: It would have made you go talk to God about it.
- 7:16Speaker 6: Man. Matter of fact, you that already got yourself into trouble,
- 7:20Speaker 6: go talk to God about it. You can't see no
- 7:23Speaker 6: way out. You're in a situation. You're thinking about doing
- 7:26Speaker 6: something straight crazy. Pump your brakes, partner, Slow down a
- 7:30Speaker 6: little bit, my man, Slow down. Don't all you gonna
- 7:34Speaker 6: do is make situation worse. Go over there today and
- 7:39Speaker 6: talk to God. Talk to God for real.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Just and look, man.
- 7:45Speaker 6: You know what, Man, Sometimes I've gone to God and
- 7:48Speaker 6: I've just said, Hey, God, I don't have a clue.
- 7:52Speaker 6: Matter of fact, I'm so jacked of right now. God,
- 7:55Speaker 6: I don't even really know what to ask you for.
- 7:57Speaker 6: I just need some help. So deep in some mess
- 8:01Speaker 6: right now. Not only can I not see the way out,
- 8:06Speaker 6: I can't see my way round. There's a there's a
- 8:11Speaker 6: poem called Invictus, and the opening line says, out of
- 8:16Speaker 6: the night that covers me.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Black as a pit, from pole to pole.
- 8:24Speaker 6: I thank God's for whatever be from my unconquerable soul
- 8:30Speaker 6: that this line is so deep. It starts off saying
- 8:34Speaker 6: I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black
- 8:40Speaker 6: as a pit.
- 8:41Speaker 1: From pole to pole.
- 8:43Speaker 6: I'm talking about man. From over there to over there.
- 8:46Speaker 6: It's pitch black and and and man, there's man. You've
- 8:55Speaker 6: been in that situation before, y'all, because I have. I'm
- 8:58Speaker 6: talking about black has a pit from pole to pole.
- 9:04Speaker 6: God is there. God is available. God is always standing by.
- 9:11Speaker 6: He just wants you to come to him. See, he
- 9:16Speaker 6: been coming to you a whole lot of times. He's
- 9:18Speaker 6: presented himself. I can't tell you how many times he's
- 9:22Speaker 6: shown you how good a god he is. He's given
- 9:25Speaker 6: us all grace and mercy without us asking for it.
- 9:27Speaker 6: He's gotten you through some things. And you look at him, going, oh, man,
- 9:31Speaker 6: I don't know how to hell. Okay, that's cool. I'm cool.
- 9:34Speaker 6: No no, no, no, no, that wasn't cool. That was God.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Pray man, when you out of answers and you don't
- 9:41Speaker 6: know what to do, pray.
- 9:42Speaker 1: If you see some trouble, come and pray.
- 9:44Speaker 6: If you already got into it, pray if you don't
- 9:47Speaker 6: know the answers, pray. If you can't see no way out, pray, pray, Man,
- 9:51Speaker 6: Talk to God. Don't make a scene, just talk to God.
- 9:55Speaker 1: All right. Very important. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
- 9:59Speaker 1: Morning Show.
- 10:01Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have young divided attention just
- 10:05Speaker 6: for a second year. Today is the day that the
- 10:09Speaker 6: Lord has made. Let us rejoice and be glad in it.
- 10:13Speaker 6: That is simply a statement that I interpret as saying,
- 10:18Speaker 6: only God can do this thing, which is make another day.
- 10:23Speaker 6: Only God, and since he is the only one can
- 10:26Speaker 6: do it, and he is the only one that can
- 10:29Speaker 6: ensure whether you are here to partake in it or not,
- 10:33Speaker 6: let us rejoice, be over glad, and be glad in
- 10:38Speaker 6: it because it's a gift man, Yeah, it is. Be
- 10:42Speaker 6: glad y'all. Listen, no matter what's confronting you today, be
- 10:46Speaker 6: glad that you are in it because you don't know
- 10:49Speaker 6: how the day gonna go. It could turn around for you,
- 10:52Speaker 6: but you got to keep putting one foot in front
- 10:54Speaker 6: of the next.
- 10:55Speaker 1: You gotta keep stepping, y'all.
- 10:56Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shelby Strawberry calling for real, Mississippi Monica.
- 10:59Speaker 6: You're the legend of Nephew Tommy Junior.
- 11:03Speaker 7: Humph hung on, that's that's really nice. What you said,
- 11:07Speaker 7: you know, was God the only one that could do it?
- 11:09Speaker 7: And I believe putting one foot in front of the
- 11:11Speaker 7: other and everything. Use but you know, watch this food.
- 11:14Speaker 7: Is it possible, un that he can make me attractive
- 11:16Speaker 7: right now at this age?
- 11:17Speaker 1: I think I can. I think he can do it well.
- 11:20Speaker 6: Well, he can make you, thank you attract if you've
- 11:23Speaker 6: seen that going on this show.
- 11:25Speaker 1: For years now.
- 11:26Speaker 6: He can, allie, you can make you think you attractive,
- 11:30Speaker 6: but you really not fail to be attracted.
- 11:34Speaker 1: What yeah, but you can.
- 11:35Speaker 6: Thank you because then he has a scripture that aligns
- 11:39Speaker 6: with that which says a man is as he thinks,
- 11:42Speaker 6: and so therefore you know you once you think it,
- 11:45Speaker 6: you can feel it.
- 11:46Speaker 1: You know what I'm looking?
- 11:48Speaker 2: I don't.
- 11:49Speaker 6: I mean, look, man, best example we got is Tommy,
- 11:52Speaker 6: his guy that just thinks it all the time and clearly,
- 11:57Speaker 6: clearly none of us see what he sees. But if
- 12:03Speaker 6: that's what he thinks, though, Junior, you expect you to
- 12:06Speaker 6: see it.
- 12:07Speaker 1: That's what it is. So I can think it right
- 12:10Speaker 1: now and did bro in your within yourself?
- 12:15Speaker 6: Now, there's also another one that says, to thine own
- 12:19Speaker 6: self be true, So just don't lie.
- 12:23Speaker 7: I don't know, Okay, I'm gonna do it right now, man,
- 12:26Speaker 7: unc let me tell you right now, I am so
- 12:28Speaker 7: attractive right now. I'm oozing with it right now because
- 12:31Speaker 7: you can see on Charley and call the face.
- 12:33Speaker 1: They see it too.
- 12:33Speaker 7: I believe they see it now, they're looking at it.
- 12:37Speaker 1: I see it. I love you. Claim it?
- 12:41Speaker 6: Now? What did that mean? I don't think read that
- 12:45Speaker 6: and you read that? I said it sound they didn't
- 12:49Speaker 6: have a whole lot with it.
- 12:51Speaker 1: No, I said, claim it. There's nothing wrong with that.
- 12:57Speaker 1: You said she saw it. He saw it. She's then
- 13:00Speaker 1: she saw it.
- 13:00Speaker 6: She said, go ahead and Clay, Yeah.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Can you know how I feel about it?
- 13:06Speaker 8: You already know it's nothing beloved for you, Junior, because
- 13:09Speaker 8: I got a time use.
- 13:11Speaker 7: I'm gonna be the sexiest sick person right now. I'm
- 13:14Speaker 7: the sexyt sick person on earth. That's what I want
- 13:16Speaker 7: to be. I'm playing the sexiest sick person. My face
- 13:20Speaker 7: is when I'm sick is so much better than everybody else.
- 13:24Speaker 1: See that right now? They fall out on me. Hey,
- 13:30Speaker 1: we have to leave on that note. Coming up at
- 13:32Speaker 1: thirty while ago, you have some strong ass competitions coming
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- 14:21Speaker 1: All Right, the nephew is here to run that. Frank
- 14:24Speaker 1: back what you got for us?
- 14:25Speaker 6: Now, surely we got to deal with these eyelasses again today.
- 14:28Speaker 6: You know, the long eye lasses that's just too far
- 14:30Speaker 6: out there past the nose. And this is lashing out,
- 14:34Speaker 6: all right, cat dog, if you would.
- 14:37Speaker 3: Hey, slashing out? How can we lash out?
- 14:40Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bianca.
- 14:42Speaker 3: This is Bianca.
- 14:43Speaker 6: Hey, listen, my name is Brian, my my wife Jamie.
- 14:46Speaker 1: Come up there and get her eye lass is done?
- 14:49Speaker 1: Is uh? Who who's the owner of this place?
- 14:51Speaker 3: I am Brian? What's going on?
- 14:54Speaker 1: Okay?
- 14:54Speaker 3: Going on.
- 14:55Speaker 1: You're Bianca, You the one that owned the place.
- 14:57Speaker 3: I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We open in about a
- 15:00Speaker 3: year and a half.
- 15:01Speaker 5: Ago, proud, happy, black owned, women own, woman owned establishment.
- 15:06Speaker 3: What can I do for you?
- 15:08Speaker 1: Here's a deal.
- 15:09Speaker 6: I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there,
- 15:11Speaker 6: and then when she get back home, she got these
- 15:14Speaker 6: thick ass eyelashes on and they long as hell. You know,
- 15:18Speaker 6: I mean, it's these eyelashes thicking up somebody's mustache.
- 15:20Speaker 1: It's a damn shame, you know. Now they told her
- 15:23Speaker 1: to take.
- 15:23Speaker 3: That hold up, Brian.
- 15:26Speaker 5: Now, I may or may not be the person doing it.
- 15:29Speaker 5: But whoever, I'm pretty sure probably that sounds familiar. But whoever,
- 15:33Speaker 5: we have a lot of customers. But whoever comes in here,
- 15:36Speaker 5: they pick their lashes. We we you know, we collaborate.
- 15:39Speaker 5: But the girls are saying what they want done.
- 15:42Speaker 3: They pick it.
- 15:42Speaker 5: So if they're thick, they're sick because they.
- 15:45Speaker 3: Want them thick.
- 15:46Speaker 6: Okay, well these are two they too thick and then
- 15:48Speaker 6: and they too long. Your eyelasses ain't supposed to be
- 15:51Speaker 6: sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a damn shame.
- 15:54Speaker 6: But let me let me tell you what I'm getting
- 15:56Speaker 6: at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If
- 15:59Speaker 6: my wife come home on one mo say what ban?
- 16:02Speaker 10: Can you send her down?
- 16:03Speaker 5: Because I mean, I'm running a business here and you
- 16:06Speaker 5: sound crazy. They can cheer you through the phone on
- 16:09Speaker 5: the girls and looking at me.
- 16:10Speaker 3: In the chair. I don't know what's going on.
- 16:12Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 16:13Speaker 3: Can you calm down? You loud and screaming.
- 16:17Speaker 6: All I'm saying is if my wife come home with
- 16:19Speaker 6: these long, thick as eye ladses again, I'm gonna come
- 16:22Speaker 6: up there and raise holy hell at that damn place.
- 16:24Speaker 1: So I'm telling you the truth about that.
- 16:26Speaker 5: You know, what are you talking about?
- 16:28Speaker 3: What are you threatening me? You are not coming up here.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I'm coming up there.
- 16:32Speaker 6: You my wife coming home with them thick as long
- 16:34Speaker 6: eye lads as again.
- 16:35Speaker 3: I am no, You're not coming up here.
- 16:37Speaker 5: We just opened a year and a half ago.
- 16:39Speaker 3: We are doing that.
- 16:40Speaker 5: We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
- 16:43Speaker 5: talk to your wife.
- 16:44Speaker 3: It's your marriage.
- 16:45Speaker 5: Don't come out here taking out.
- 16:46Speaker 1: Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage.
- 16:47Speaker 6: The only thing wrong with my marriage is the damn
- 16:49Speaker 6: thinking as I lads, and they too long.
- 16:52Speaker 5: That's why are you. Why are you calling me with
- 16:55Speaker 5: this see now I'm yes because.
- 16:56Speaker 6: I'm calling because this is where she got her eyelashes done.
- 17:00Speaker 3: Oh my god, Oh my god.
- 17:02Speaker 5: Then you need to talk to your wife. Okay, I
- 17:04Speaker 5: need to calm down. I'm running a business here. What
- 17:07Speaker 5: you're trying to do sabotage me?
- 17:08Speaker 3: What you work for the comps?
- 17:09Speaker 1: Are you trying to sabotage now? But I'll tell you
- 17:11Speaker 1: what if you come.
- 17:12Speaker 6: On with these long thickets as our lads again, I'm
- 17:14Speaker 6: gonna come up there and I'm gonna find all the
- 17:16Speaker 6: violates and the codes and everything building codes, and I
- 17:19Speaker 6: will get you shut down if we don't stop these
- 17:21Speaker 6: long thickets as our last.
- 17:23Speaker 5: Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side, So mother, you
- 17:28Speaker 5: need to back up because now you've threatening my livelihood. Yes,
- 17:31Speaker 5: I'm gonna go there with you. You're threatened in my livelihood.
- 17:34Speaker 5: You're threatening the jobs of so many girls here.
- 17:37Speaker 3: What are you doing? You need to talk to your
- 17:39Speaker 3: wife and you just back up. And I am sorry
- 17:42Speaker 3: to Kurt.
- 17:43Speaker 5: We try to speak class here, but now you're making
- 17:45Speaker 5: me lash out at from lash out, So you need
- 17:49Speaker 5: to back up. This is my job and people have jobs.
- 17:53Speaker 5: What are you doing threatening to come up here. I'm
- 17:55Speaker 5: gonna call the cops on you, and you will not
- 17:57Speaker 5: be able to come here, and we will not let
- 17:59Speaker 5: you her her eyelashes on. And you need to fix
- 18:02Speaker 5: your marriage because you got some anger issues. Clearly you
- 18:05Speaker 5: pissed off at your wife and you're calling us, threatening
- 18:08Speaker 5: to ruin our business.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Why what is your wife's name?
- 18:11Speaker 1: My wife name is? My wife name is Jamie?
- 18:14Speaker 3: Okay?
- 18:14Speaker 5: Does anybody in here know Jamie or do Jamie's glashes?
- 18:20Speaker 3: Okay?
- 18:20Speaker 5: It's like four girls raising her hand because everybody goes
- 18:23Speaker 5: to somebody different, so I don't know who is does
- 18:27Speaker 5: jamie slashes?
- 18:28Speaker 3: But you got some anger issues?
- 18:30Speaker 1: Okay, I ain't got no anger issue.
- 18:32Speaker 6: The only problem I got is my wife having some long,
- 18:34Speaker 6: thick eyelashes and they further out there her nose and
- 18:38Speaker 6: thinking it in on somebody's muchtair. That's what I got
- 18:40Speaker 6: a problem with.
- 18:41Speaker 5: Okay, you know what, Jamie just needs to leave your
- 18:44Speaker 5: because if you got an issue, call her.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Why are you calling us?
- 18:50Speaker 6: Why wouldn't I call the people that put the thicker
- 18:52Speaker 6: eyelashes on?
- 18:53Speaker 1: Why wouldn't I?
- 18:54Speaker 5: Well, first of all, you need to talk to Jamie
- 18:57Speaker 5: and send.
- 18:58Speaker 3: Her up here.
- 18:58Speaker 5: We're gonna tell her not to leave your first of all,
- 19:01Speaker 5: Second of all, I don't.
- 19:03Speaker 3: I cannot help you.
- 19:04Speaker 5: You are interrupting my grinding. Okay, we are interrupting our grinding.
- 19:09Speaker 5: And we got a business going here.
- 19:11Speaker 3: What is your problem?
- 19:13Speaker 5: Can't you go do some work, Go and talk to
- 19:15Speaker 5: your wife and fix your marriage.
- 19:19Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.
- 19:20Speaker 6: I'll tell you what you're not trying to fix. You're
- 19:23Speaker 6: trying to fix the problem.
- 19:24Speaker 2: I'll be up there.
- 19:25Speaker 6: I'll be up there, and I would bring somebody that
- 19:28Speaker 6: would shut that.
- 19:29Speaker 5: The cops right now, call him now, tell them somebody
- 19:32Speaker 5: who's coming up here? And they're threatening us? And last
- 19:35Speaker 5: out call? See they are three girls calling right now.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Bring your little up here, mother, Come on, come on,
- 19:42Speaker 5: bring in, bring it up here.
- 19:43Speaker 2: What I mean is.
- 19:46Speaker 1: Carmen up there?
- 19:48Speaker 5: Karmen is sitting in my face right now? What is
- 19:51Speaker 5: going on?
- 19:51Speaker 3: Doing? You know him?
- 19:53Speaker 1: Card?
- 19:54Speaker 3: Why are you asking me about Karma?
- 19:56Speaker 1: Where's where's Carmen there?
- 19:58Speaker 2: Right now?
- 19:58Speaker 5: See right here?
- 19:59Speaker 3: Looking at what what is going on?
- 20:02Speaker 1: Is she laughing?
- 20:05Speaker 3: Hold on, yeah, now she's starting to laugh.
- 20:09Speaker 6: She's going on.
- 20:09Speaker 5: Y'all gotta be looking crazy at night.
- 20:12Speaker 1: Can calm down, baby? Check this out.
- 20:14Speaker 6: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morty Show.
- 20:16Speaker 1: Your girl Carmen got me the prank phone call you.
- 20:20Speaker 3: Oh my god. Okay, you know what y'all got me
- 20:26Speaker 3: out here? Looking dad?
- 20:28Speaker 5: I cannot Tommy, Tommy, nephew Tommy, Oh my god, away,
- 20:35Speaker 5: oh my god.
- 20:39Speaker 1: I'm just lasting out a little bit, that's all. I'm
- 20:42Speaker 1: just lasting.
- 20:43Speaker 3: Oh my god. I'm sorry, Nephew Tommy, I was acting crazy.
- 20:50Speaker 6: You got to tell the nephew what is the baddest
- 20:52Speaker 6: and I mean the baddest radio show in the.
- 20:55Speaker 5: Land, the one, the only Steve Harvey Morning Show, always forever.
- 21:03Speaker 3: I love y'all and now you have it.
- 21:05Speaker 1: Be back in the hour. I will be just a stupid,
- 21:07Speaker 1: but I will be sexy when I rub it back
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- 22:11Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour And entertainment news,
- 22:15Speaker 1: What okay is this for real?
- 22:20Speaker 9: Denzel has said he's ready to retire after Black Panther three.
- 22:25Speaker 1: What Blake go oh good Blake? Oh god, this is
- 22:31Speaker 1: like the worst news ever. All right, Okay, no more? Okay.
- 22:41Speaker 9: Raja threatened, You're gonna know this, Ray j threatened pastor
- 22:44Speaker 9: Jamal Bryant on Instagram Live.
- 22:49Speaker 1: I got all my money on, Jamal Bryant, just as
- 22:54Speaker 1: a bitten.
- 22:54Speaker 9: Man and a Spirit Airlines flight is shut up as
- 22:58Speaker 9: it tried to land in poor to Prince Haiti. All
- 23:02Speaker 9: that's coming up at the top of the hour, but
- 23:04Speaker 9: right now it is time to ask the clo. This
- 23:08Speaker 9: is from Chequetta in Clearwater, Chicada. In Clearwater, she Kada writes,
- 23:12Speaker 9: my best friend with secretly having sex with my brother.
- 23:17Speaker 9: Now he's mistreating her and she expects me to talk
- 23:19Speaker 9: to him. I've been ignoring her texts and I feel
- 23:23Speaker 9: really badly for her, but my loyalty lies with my brother.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Am I doing the right thing?
- 23:29Speaker 6: She wants absolutely family ride or die blood thicket in
- 23:33Speaker 6: the water.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wow, that's all. She shouldn't say any brother.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Next question, but that is her friend. Next question, Christine,
- 23:53Speaker 1: this is my brother. Yeah, you're not going to say
- 23:57Speaker 1: anything to him about mistreating this woman her brother to
- 24:02Speaker 1: get my brother man he still go for your brother.
- 24:07Speaker 1: I'm sorry, right, I can't. I can't go with your manners.
- 24:10Speaker 1: He it's my brother.
- 24:12Speaker 9: Moving on to Christine in Brooklyn, Christine says, I'm thirty
- 24:15Speaker 9: years old in dating the same guy I dated in
- 24:17Speaker 9: high school. We have because we have so much history.
- 24:21Speaker 9: I've been on dates with other guys and he knows it.
- 24:23Speaker 9: But he won't let me go.
- 24:25Speaker 1: Should I settle because everyone thinks we're great together. Well,
- 24:29Speaker 1: did you what you said? You know her to be
- 24:32Speaker 1: a settlement? You said, should I settle just because y'all
- 24:37Speaker 1: been together? What have I said on this show a
- 24:41Speaker 1: thousand times? If you keep doing what you've been doing,
- 24:47Speaker 1: you gonna keep getting what you've been getting. And if
- 24:51Speaker 1: you ain't happy with what you getting, you ought to
- 24:54Speaker 1: stop what you doing now.
- 24:58Speaker 6: But always remember this now if you if you marry
- 25:02Speaker 6: him or let move forward, you're gonna get more of
- 25:05Speaker 6: the same and quite possibly less. He showed no improvement.
- 25:09Speaker 6: You thirty offen dating since high school? How come this
- 25:12Speaker 6: ain't went nowhere? Why is going?
- 25:15Speaker 1: Cause it's going nowhere? What's his plan? Does he have one?
- 25:21Speaker 1: Are you are?
- 25:22Speaker 6: What's his future plans? And are you included in the
- 25:25Speaker 6: plans for the future so far?
- 25:29Speaker 1: Huh uh humph.
- 25:33Speaker 3: H.
- 25:35Speaker 1: So that's it? Okay, all right, all right, John? Moving
- 25:40Speaker 1: on to Montes and Kansas City, Montez Rights.
- 25:43Speaker 9: I looked over in the VIP section and my girlfriend
- 25:47Speaker 9: was sitting next to her best friend and surrounded by
- 25:49Speaker 9: a bunch of men wearing a lot of jewelry. I
- 25:53Speaker 9: left and texted her that it's over and she's a groupie.
- 25:57Speaker 9: Should I unblock her and hear her out?
- 26:01Speaker 1: What? Well, you can hear her out, but you know
- 26:09Speaker 1: what is going on here?
- 26:10Speaker 6: I mean you looked over there and surrounded by dudes
- 26:13Speaker 6: with a lot of jewelry. Obviously you ain't got no change.
- 26:15Speaker 6: So yeah, your chain game short. Well, I gotta really
- 26:22Speaker 6: say something, but I can't do that anyway, your chain
- 26:26Speaker 6: game short, and that ain't what you do now, a
- 26:29Speaker 6: bunch of dudes with the change. It kind of made
- 26:32Speaker 6: you feel some kind of way.
- 26:34Speaker 1: What was she over there?
- 26:35Speaker 6: I mean hear out you know, could have been she
- 26:39Speaker 6: was good, her friend just ended up over there, she
- 26:42Speaker 6: wasn't enjoying herself.
- 26:43Speaker 1: Could have been that, you know. Okay, but I don't
- 26:49Speaker 1: know what some of these questions.
- 26:55Speaker 6: You know, if I look over there, my girl in
- 27:00Speaker 6: the VIP section with a bunch of dudes with change,
- 27:03Speaker 6: or she.
- 27:03Speaker 9: Stands over there, yeah okay, Yeah, he broke up three
- 27:09Speaker 9: quarter right at that moment.
- 27:10Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Then now now he's second guessing himself, Well,
- 27:16Speaker 1: has she tried to get back at you? Has she
- 27:18Speaker 1: gonna wait? Why you're not gone say that? Okay? But
- 27:23Speaker 1: he blocked her? Yeah, so even if she doesn't try
- 27:26Speaker 1: to call. I just learned how to block somebody, and
- 27:30Speaker 1: I'm not really sure it works.
- 27:33Speaker 6: I ain't got no bracelet, ain't gonna bracelet. He got it, rains, yeah, nothing,
- 27:38Speaker 6: he just hes, just me, you sitting over there and
- 27:42Speaker 6: me looking over there. Gucci Manet.
- 27:47Speaker 1: In the club in the v I he got the
- 27:51Speaker 1: coolest name by like Gucci Mane.
- 27:53Speaker 2: So I just go with it.
- 27:56Speaker 1: I'm a fan of his too. All right, just go
- 28:01Speaker 1: on with your life. Basically, it is what you're saying. Yeah, dog,
- 28:05Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get past this, so you know, just
- 28:08Speaker 1: let it be.
- 28:13Speaker 2: All right.
- 28:14Speaker 9: This is the last one, Zlo, the last one. This
- 28:16Speaker 9: is from Ayana and Raleigh. Ayana writes, my husband has
- 28:20Speaker 9: a second phone that I didn't know about. He said
- 28:24Speaker 9: it's a work phone. But I'm not stupid because he
- 28:26Speaker 9: is a high school health teacher and volleyball coach.
- 28:32Speaker 1: Would I be wrong to call? I know, what does
- 28:36Speaker 1: he need a second phone for?
- 28:37Speaker 9: Would I be wrong to call the school and ask
- 28:39Speaker 9: about his quote unquote work phone?
- 28:43Speaker 2: Girl?
- 28:44Speaker 1: You ain't got to call no school. What teacher you
- 28:46Speaker 1: know got a second phone?
- 28:51Speaker 6: Girl?
- 28:52Speaker 1: By what did you call the school phone.
- 28:56Speaker 6: For?
- 28:58Speaker 2: Bro?
- 29:00Speaker 1: Ladies. Come on, now, you have this great gift that
- 29:04Speaker 1: God gave y'all call intuition.
- 29:06Speaker 3: It works.
- 29:07Speaker 6: Why don't you use it? How many times every lady
- 29:11Speaker 6: can answer this question? How many times has your intuition
- 29:14Speaker 6: told you, told you this was wrong, and you did
- 29:17Speaker 6: it anyway, and then said to yourself later on, I
- 29:21Speaker 6: knew it.
- 29:22Speaker 1: I knew it.
- 29:23Speaker 6: I knew it, and been mad at yourself because you
- 29:27Speaker 6: knew it, especially what you calling the school fau.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Excuse me, My husband is the high school health teacher
- 29:40Speaker 1: in the volleyball coach. Here do you guys give second
- 29:43Speaker 1: phone for this, ma'am?
- 29:45Speaker 6: Ma'am? We education department. All the kids don't have books
- 29:50Speaker 6: while we give your husband another phone.
- 29:52Speaker 1: We're trying to get this computer lab up in this
- 29:56Speaker 1: school right here. We ain't buying no damn phones, ma'am.
- 30:00Speaker 1: We're not even teaching black history no more.
- 30:04Speaker 6: Come, don't phone us for help owners for volleyball for
- 30:09Speaker 6: when won't even have no extra USB coach?
- 30:12Speaker 1: What is you talking about? All right?
- 30:14Speaker 9: All right, celam, thank you. Coming up at the top
- 30:16Speaker 9: of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you.
- 30:19Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening morning show.
- 30:25Speaker 9: It saddens me so much to bring you this story.
- 30:28Speaker 9: We never hoped this day would come. But Carla, brace yourself, girl,
- 30:35Speaker 9: what's happened Denzel? Denzel has said that he will appear
- 30:39Speaker 9: in Black Panther three, and that will be one of
- 30:42Speaker 9: his last films of his acting career.
- 30:45Speaker 6: Wow.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Lord, this is devastating right here. This is devastating because
- 30:53Speaker 1: I love him so much. Why'll know many movies he
- 30:57Speaker 1: got play him back and we got yeah, yeah, four years.
- 31:03Speaker 6: We can run all them back, all right? To watch
- 31:06Speaker 6: movie after movie. I'm telling you right now. If you
- 31:09Speaker 6: look at what was that movie?
- 31:10Speaker 1: Eli? Yeah, if you watch a movie like I did,
- 31:15Speaker 1: you you find.
- 31:16Speaker 6: Something newer everything because I took the fourth time before
- 31:19Speaker 6: I found out he was blind.
- 31:21Speaker 1: When y'all told me that, I went back and looked
- 31:24Speaker 1: at that movie and went.
- 31:27Speaker 8: But you received it like norl alert, Like it was shocking,
- 31:32Speaker 8: Like you need to see.
- 31:33Speaker 6: That shooting birds out the hand, dodge and arrows and stuff.
- 31:42Speaker 6: I'm looking at this stuff and can't do that. Man,
- 31:44Speaker 6: this dude, come, we must be something.
- 31:47Speaker 1: So that's why we're gonna miss him, all right?
- 31:51Speaker 8: Dad?
- 31:52Speaker 6: Yeah, what's your favorite Denzel movie? What's your favorite Denzel movie,
- 31:58Speaker 6: that's harsh. Yeah, I got to I already know my ting.
- 32:03Speaker 1: What else that is my face When I found out
- 32:06Speaker 1: he was playing I was pissed. That's how convincing. He
- 32:10Speaker 1: but Oscar should have been Malcolm. Oh, that's one of
- 32:12Speaker 1: my Malcolm man on Man on fire.
- 32:15Speaker 8: I loved Flights, he said, Octoby, you know I never
- 32:19Speaker 8: saw flight and thirsty.
- 32:22Speaker 1: Class. Yeah, you gotta flight. He got a man. That
- 32:28Speaker 1: training date, oh yeah, was classic.
- 32:31Speaker 8: But of bl making more of Blake yes, yes, and
- 32:38Speaker 8: Wesley yes, their shadow and.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Bleak Yeah, just everything everything.
- 32:50Speaker 9: Denzel told Australia today that there are very few films.
- 32:53Speaker 9: That's those are his words, quote, very few films left
- 32:56Speaker 9: for him until then you can catch Denzel and Gladiator.
- 33:00Speaker 1: You already saw the trailers for that. It looks really good.
- 33:03Speaker 9: Gladiator too opening this month, and an adaptation of Shakespeare's
- 33:07Speaker 9: A Fellow, so that's what he has coming.
- 33:10Speaker 6: I gotta see Gladiator too, because he did a because
- 33:12Speaker 6: Gladiator was my favorite movie, the Brave Heart. But then
- 33:18Speaker 6: that Denzel was giving propers to the dude that's playing
- 33:22Speaker 6: the lead in there. He said, this dude got it man.
- 33:25Speaker 6: She said, he really really got it, So I'm looking
- 33:27Speaker 6: forward to Gladiator too.
- 33:29Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 33:30Speaker 6: It's my favorite movies is when I watch white people
- 33:32Speaker 6: run across the field and kill each other.
- 33:35Speaker 1: It's just it's just it's just amazing, because what is
- 33:38Speaker 1: it do for.
- 33:39Speaker 6: It's just you know when they put them skirts on,
- 33:41Speaker 6: they had them kilts on, and they just head across
- 33:44Speaker 6: the field running each other.
- 33:45Speaker 1: They got like a little fighting.
- 33:47Speaker 6: Ball with its shane over the end of a stick,
- 33:50Speaker 6: and they have an axe. They obviously said, these white
- 33:53Speaker 6: folks got some weapons, but you got the bag right
- 33:55Speaker 6: there to kill his ass. Though it ain't too much
- 33:59Speaker 6: throwing back in the day, you know, every now and
- 34:03Speaker 6: then they had them little catapult things where they throw them.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Balls with the fire on it over the castle wall.
- 34:09Speaker 1: It ain't like that. Eventually, we're gonna have to storm
- 34:13Speaker 1: the gates.
- 34:16Speaker 6: That's where the white people at the Capitol got that from.
- 34:20Speaker 6: They thought they asked, what's in Braveheart or something? They
- 34:23Speaker 6: were storming the gates, But they dumb ass did it
- 34:26Speaker 6: in the daytime, and with all this modern technology, that's
- 34:29Speaker 6: not what they did back then. Y'all, stumb ass, you're
- 34:33Speaker 6: gonna storm the Capitol like it's a damn Castle Wall.
- 34:36Speaker 11: We got cameras and it's daytime. Stupid ass people rioting.
- 34:42Speaker 11: There's a nighttime activity. I'll stand on that, and you
- 34:45Speaker 11: should have talked to us if you was gonna do.
- 34:47Speaker 1: You're a You're on a tangent right now ahead, moving on.
- 34:52Speaker 9: Yesterday, Raja made a confusing live video on Instagram live
- 34:57Speaker 9: threatening Pastor Jamal Bryant. I mean, ray J said, yo,
- 35:00Speaker 9: I got nothing but love for Pastor Bryant. Shout out
- 35:03Speaker 9: to Jamal Bryant. But if y'all play that interview, somebody
- 35:07Speaker 9: getting snatched off the pulpit. Don't play the interview. It's
- 35:11Speaker 9: not cleared. It's out of bounds. Me and Pastor Bryant
- 35:14Speaker 9: need to talk because the way I was treated was
- 35:17Speaker 9: dirty and illegal. I'm telling you right now, we need
- 35:20Speaker 9: to work it out because if we don't, it's gonna
- 35:22Speaker 9: be a problem.
- 35:24Speaker 1: That's what ray J.
- 35:26Speaker 9: He didn't give any further details on what he was
- 35:29Speaker 9: talking about.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Okay, this is ray J now and we're still all clueless.
- 35:34Speaker 9: But social media was enraged over ray J and how
- 35:37Speaker 9: he threatened to Pastor.
- 35:40Speaker 6: Let me say this because I got love for ray J,
- 35:44Speaker 6: and I got love for the pastor Jamal. Let me
- 35:46Speaker 6: just give ray J a little heads up. Thank you,
- 35:50Speaker 6: ray J. Quit talking about you're gonna snatch these people
- 35:53Speaker 6: up just cost stay at church. It's some people that
- 35:56Speaker 6: go to Pastor Jamal's Brian's church that really just go there.
- 36:02Speaker 1: They really they just attend the church. They ain't really
- 36:06Speaker 1: church ass dudes. Now, when you run down that on
- 36:11Speaker 1: one more time, what they're not really church ass dudes.
- 36:16Speaker 1: I'm just telling you everybody, everybody go to church, don't go.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Some of them just attend.
- 36:21Speaker 6: Now when you run to go grab Jamal Brian, now,
- 36:24Speaker 6: I want you to say, it's gonna be some people
- 36:26Speaker 6: over there that you're gonna be a little bit surprised
- 36:29Speaker 6: that they reaction. And ray J, you ain't got no
- 36:32Speaker 6: crew like that. You already almost got jumped on by
- 36:35Speaker 6: puffet kids. That damn h hall Loom car you and
- 36:39Speaker 6: that right there clear signs you're gonna we're gonna wind
- 36:41Speaker 6: up on the playground like somebody else we know, getting
- 36:44Speaker 6: your ass will buy some children on the playground.
- 36:46Speaker 1: I can be careful. You didn't want to fight too.
- 36:52Speaker 1: It was up there.
- 36:53Speaker 9: You let to be on a video, all right, coming
- 36:56Speaker 9: up in twenty minutes after our big station in New York,
- 37:00Speaker 9: WBLS and the Tri State area is celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.
- 37:04Speaker 9: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
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- 37:37Speaker 9: All right, We got to start out, guys by giving
- 37:39Speaker 9: a shout out to our big station, WBLS in New
- 37:43Speaker 9: York and the Tri State area.
- 37:46Speaker 1: That would be one oh seven point five WBLS number
- 37:48Speaker 1: one for R and B.
- 37:50Speaker 5: Well.
- 37:50Speaker 9: They celebrated fifty years of culture this past weekend with
- 37:54Speaker 9: DJ Cassidy, Shaka Khan.
- 37:56Speaker 1: SWB, Mellie Mel the Furious Fire.
- 38:00Speaker 9: Bishop has a Kayah Walker and radio personalities grace the
- 38:03Speaker 9: stage as a crowd showed their love and support as
- 38:07Speaker 9: WBLS celebrated its fiftieth anniversary.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Congratulation or I love WBLS major, great stage, great person.
- 38:16Speaker 6: You know at WBLS always had a good relationship man
- 38:19Speaker 6: New York. When New York gave us our jump off,
- 38:22Speaker 6: that would be no Steve the syndicated show if it
- 38:25Speaker 6: wasn't for WBLS meeting with that leadership up and we
- 38:30Speaker 6: cut this deal in Martha's vineyards. Actually, I flew in
- 38:34Speaker 6: to meet with the upper echelon and the people. That's
- 38:37Speaker 6: how this deal got cut. That's when I discovered Martha's
- 38:40Speaker 6: Vinyard was not for me.
- 38:41Speaker 1: Yea, just not for me.
- 38:44Speaker 6: You know you're here, you know how you hear all
- 38:46Speaker 6: the hype about a place and then you get there
- 38:47Speaker 6: and you go, y'all, don't like all that handy Mayberry
- 38:50Speaker 6: looking stuff. I didn't like it, you know, like, you know,
- 38:53Speaker 6: all the everybody fence got to look just to like
- 38:55Speaker 6: everybody got to have.
- 38:56Speaker 1: The same color house on Sugars less well.
- 39:00Speaker 6: Shout out to b LS, but we didn't did that
- 39:02Speaker 6: meeting up there at Martha's Genya and they kept raining.
- 39:07Speaker 1: I was going, what is we in here for?
- 39:11Speaker 2: Is that one?
- 39:11Speaker 1: And in my hotel, uh huh was Bennie. There was
- 39:15Speaker 1: her name, Vinnie. Remember new York legendary No, no, no,
- 39:23Speaker 1: I was there with Skip Skip and the Southern family.
- 39:30Speaker 9: Well again, congratulations to w b L S one on
- 39:33Speaker 9: seven point fifty. We got to say shout out to
- 39:37Speaker 9: m and Yes, Clayon, Mary, all of our friends up there.
- 39:43Speaker 1: Yeah, Cythia the sales department, Yes, yes, Gloria, Gloria, Gloria.
- 39:51Speaker 6: I had the office up there, man, I'm gonna tell you, man,
- 39:54Speaker 6: b LS was dope experience, man, Yes it was. I
- 39:57Speaker 6: was just living in New York was a tougher joff
- 40:00Speaker 6: me for me. But going to work, man, was pure
- 40:02Speaker 6: joy up there, man. I mean they had some really
- 40:05Speaker 6: really cool people.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, do it.
- 40:12Speaker 1: You're not going to say every thought right now. You
- 40:16Speaker 1: see how I call myself. Yeah, I'm problem of you.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Actually that is that's that's growth, because twelve years ago,
- 40:23Speaker 1: there's no way I could have stopped musing. Let's just see,
- 40:29Speaker 1: we had a ball at b A List and we
- 40:31Speaker 1: still do love it. I remember that time I got
- 40:36Speaker 1: sick that morning. Uh oh look at the time time,
- 40:40Speaker 1: tell let's do it. No, you don't baby. Thanks the
- 40:42Speaker 1: lord up in the studio, Why goya come get me?
- 40:47Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour, Guys
- 40:50Speaker 9: of Wisconsin. Man is believed to have faked his own
- 40:53Speaker 9: death before he left the country. We'll talk about that
- 40:56Speaker 9: right after this.
- 40:57Speaker 1: That's how you do it. I've been telling y'all you're
- 41:01Speaker 1: listening to the same Harvey Warning show.
- 41:04Speaker 9: A Wisconsin husband and dad of three has been missing
- 41:08Speaker 9: for over ninety days and local authorities are starting to
- 41:11Speaker 9: believe he faked his death. His name is Ryan Borgward.
- 41:15Speaker 9: He went missing on August eleventh, and his car was
- 41:18Speaker 9: recovered parked at a lake and a tackle box was
- 41:21Speaker 9: recovered containing Borgward's wallet, his license, and keys. There was
- 41:26Speaker 9: an overturned boat in a lake, but no sign of Borgward.
- 41:29Speaker 9: A few days later, Yeah, the sheriff's office got word
- 41:33Speaker 9: that his passport was used at a Canadian border checkpoint.
- 41:37Speaker 9: It was also discovered that Borgward moved money to a
- 41:40Speaker 9: foreign bank account in January. He got a three hundred
- 41:44Speaker 9: and seventy five one thousand dollars insurance policy. Now, before
- 41:48Speaker 9: he disappeared, he cleared out his laptop, he changed his
- 41:51Speaker 9: email address, and bought airline gift cards. According to the
- 41:55Speaker 9: Wisconsin Sheriff's Office, Borgward is believed to be somewhere in
- 41:59Speaker 9: East during Europe. The sheriff made a public plea for
- 42:03Speaker 9: board Ward to reach out to his family and come home.
- 42:06Speaker 6: Wow, that's how you do it. Now, that's how you escape.
- 42:11Speaker 6: You're going fishing. You leave your wallet down there. But
- 42:14Speaker 6: he was a shoe of something in there.
- 42:16Speaker 1: A shoe your quallet.
- 42:22Speaker 6: You don't think they're gonna find you. You don't think
- 42:24Speaker 6: they know as you when you say qualit.
- 42:30Speaker 1: We found him. He's on the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
- 42:32Speaker 1: and go down there take him back. I don't think
- 42:35Speaker 1: people still did this for a whole I mean, you know,
- 42:38Speaker 1: they do it in the movies all the time. But
- 42:40Speaker 1: now he got sick of he he got sick of
- 42:42Speaker 1: his family. He really did.
- 42:44Speaker 6: Now I've never heard the police cause they're pleading with
- 42:47Speaker 6: him to attack your family and let them know to
- 42:50Speaker 6: please so because like, but now that's also a trap too,
- 42:55Speaker 6: because they're not pleading with him to plead.
- 42:57Speaker 1: They want you to show up because they're gonna get
- 42:59Speaker 1: you for fraud and get the insurance coming all.
- 43:03Speaker 6: You better believe that all that all, please contact your
- 43:05Speaker 6: family as soon as they find out where you at.
- 43:08Speaker 1: You get extra dight at homie.
- 43:11Speaker 6: Yeah wow, yep, you're gonna be in the middle seat
- 43:13Speaker 6: with some cuffs on with a jacket over your head.
- 43:19Speaker 2: That's not good.
- 43:21Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 43:22Speaker 8: Wow.
- 43:23Speaker 1: Yeah, you did a good job to calling. You got
- 43:25Speaker 1: a gift to him. Now he did good. Well, he's
- 43:28Speaker 1: ninety days. That's the long three months. That's a long time.
- 43:31Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he gone. But how did new, new, new family,
- 43:37Speaker 1: new new everything.
- 43:38Speaker 8: He got new new jail, inmates, jail in a minute,
- 43:43Speaker 8: it's just a show.
- 43:44Speaker 9: Few My question, how did he get his own insurance money?
- 43:49Speaker 9: He got a three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars
- 43:52Speaker 9: insurance policy.
- 43:54Speaker 1: Has no way I'm going to answer that question because
- 44:00Speaker 1: much I was really since he's commending the guy for
- 44:04Speaker 1: doing such a great job, I don't know how you
- 44:07Speaker 1: got that money.
- 44:08Speaker 8: Yeah, so he lied about the beneficiary. He made up
- 44:13Speaker 8: the beneficial usually out of time with Denzel.
- 44:18Speaker 6: Yeah, well so we got it. We got a different
- 44:20Speaker 6: So he just got to show up with a with
- 44:22Speaker 6: a I, D and and and the right name and
- 44:24Speaker 6: get the money.
- 44:25Speaker 2: Right.
- 44:25Speaker 1: Well, he's in partnership with someone's Yeah, that's what I
- 44:29Speaker 1: was a beneficial But see to get money it's wife.
- 44:34Speaker 6: Uh, you got to have death certificate, right, the shoe
- 44:37Speaker 6: company just turning this money over to you.
- 44:40Speaker 1: Yeah. What I don't know is how he flipped that
- 44:43Speaker 1: boat over. Now, that's what I don't know.
- 44:48Speaker 6: Shore. You flip the boat over, your tie string to
- 44:51Speaker 6: the seat in the middle of it, and just put
- 44:53Speaker 6: a little rock on it, like a cylinder block. That'll
- 44:56Speaker 6: keep it turned over. So when you flip it over
- 44:58Speaker 6: then and you just push it out there.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Like he was in.
- 45:00Speaker 1: Wow, we're working with a bunch of criminals. How did
- 45:03Speaker 1: you tell you that? He How much money can we
- 45:09Speaker 1: get in the uncoming mone I will get in some time.
- 45:11Speaker 6: A lot had threatened to put somebody in the boat
- 45:13Speaker 6: one time, and I I just listened to the play
- 45:16Speaker 6: and I probably would pay him. After while they was talking,
- 45:19Speaker 6: I told the dude, I said, if I was I
- 45:21Speaker 6: probably go and pay him this little bit of money.
- 45:24Speaker 6: They serious about that boat for sure, it's gonna.
- 45:26Speaker 2: Be in it though.
- 45:29Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's so.
- 45:31Speaker 8: What does he have a deal with the doctor who
- 45:34Speaker 8: signed a death certificate?
- 45:36Speaker 1: Did he get paid?
- 45:37Speaker 6: To my friends, he has a friend at the insurance company.
- 45:45Speaker 6: They got a percentage, and they dummied all the documents.
- 45:51Speaker 6: He had a fake funeral and everything.
- 45:53Speaker 9: Coming up next to is the nephew in today's prank
- 45:56Speaker 9: phone call. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
- 45:59Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at four minutes after the hour.
- 46:03Speaker 9: It's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is
- 46:06Speaker 9: his joyful noise is disturbing my mom.
- 46:10Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what that's all about in.
- 46:12Speaker 9: Just a few because right now the nephew is here
- 46:16Speaker 9: with today's frank phone call.
- 46:17Speaker 1: What you got for us next today?
- 46:19Speaker 6: All right, we have a joy for Frank this morning,
- 46:23Speaker 6: and it is the postman always rings twice. All right,
- 46:30Speaker 6: all right, cat dog, if you would, let's get to
- 46:33Speaker 6: the postman always RaSE twice.
- 46:37Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Carlosify. My name Betty Man,
- 46:42Speaker 2: Betty Phipps.
- 46:43Speaker 8: And you.
- 46:44Speaker 2: I want to make sure I got the right person.
- 46:45Speaker 2: You you you worked for a post office, right?
- 46:47Speaker 6: Uh?
- 46:48Speaker 2: Yeah, okay? Do you deliver a mail off a Murphy Road?
- 46:52Speaker 10: Uh sometime?
- 46:53Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, okay, I'll live it. Well, First of all,
- 46:56Speaker 2: I wanted to make sure I had to write postman. Now,
- 46:59Speaker 2: it's brought to my attention that there's a postman that
- 47:03Speaker 2: has been stopping by my house and I'm what I'm
- 47:06Speaker 2: not understanding is why are you bringing mail to my door?
- 47:09Speaker 2: The post she just putting mail in the mailboxes on
- 47:12Speaker 2: the street where everybody got their mailboxes at What do
- 47:15Speaker 2: you say?
- 47:15Speaker 10: You say it again?
- 47:16Speaker 2: I live Murphy Road, Murfury Road.
- 47:20Speaker 10: Yeah, I deliver over there, but delivering package at your house?
- 47:25Speaker 2: No? I said, you've been bringing mail to my house
- 47:28Speaker 2: and the poll Here's what I'm trying to tell your callos.
- 47:31Speaker 2: My wife is at home all day, she don't work.
- 47:34Speaker 2: And my understanding is you've been stopping by there on
- 47:37Speaker 2: more than one occasion, on a daily basis. You're coming
- 47:40Speaker 2: by there two three times, you know. But when I'm understanding,
- 47:43Speaker 2: it ain't no mail being brought over that. I'm trying
- 47:46Speaker 2: to figure out what are you doing at my house? Now?
- 47:49Speaker 2: What really didn't been brought all this to a head
- 47:52Speaker 2: because you already know what's going on. Let me go on,
- 47:54Speaker 2: let you know that call over. I do know what's
- 47:56Speaker 2: going on. I picked up the clothes from the cleaners
- 47:58Speaker 2: this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's post
- 48:02Speaker 2: office shirt in my package. What color was it? It's blue?
- 48:06Speaker 2: Light blue and I got a blue one. Okay, well
- 48:09Speaker 2: explain this to me. How your shirt get in my house?
- 48:13Speaker 10: Do you have my name on it? Because that could
- 48:14Speaker 10: be anybody's shirt?
- 48:15Speaker 2: Okay, So so hold on. What you're trying to say
- 48:18Speaker 2: is some it's more postman stopping by my house.
- 48:21Speaker 10: See man, sometimes sometime, you know, we do have different
- 48:25Speaker 10: guys in that, you know, in that neighborhood.
- 48:26Speaker 2: You know because I read my problem man, My problem
- 48:29Speaker 2: is this is that my wife is at home all
- 48:32Speaker 2: day every day. And my understanding is that you stopping
- 48:35Speaker 2: body bringing.
- 48:37Speaker 10: First of all, you can call, you can cause the
- 48:40Speaker 10: one eight hundred numbers, because how do you get my number?
- 48:43Speaker 2: To Hey, I don't worry about that. I find ways
- 48:46Speaker 2: how you how you get my address? That you stopping
- 48:49Speaker 2: by that every morning?
- 48:51Speaker 10: I just deliver what they give me to deliver, and
- 48:53Speaker 10: do I put another in a box and lift it's
- 48:55Speaker 10: a package. I don't get out.
- 48:57Speaker 2: Assure me I don't do that.
- 48:59Speaker 10: That That was the medde I just here the cleaners.
- 49:02Speaker 2: This morning and pick up close and it is a
- 49:04Speaker 2: post office shirt in there. That belonged. Ever, then that
- 49:07Speaker 2: belonged to a man. That's got to be it must
- 49:09Speaker 2: be yours.
- 49:10Speaker 10: That's not a mind, man, that's not mine.
- 49:12Speaker 2: I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay, I'll tell you
- 49:14Speaker 2: what this is we're gonna do, Carlos. Carlos, see what,
- 49:17Speaker 2: let me tray something. I know you're lying. See, and
- 49:19Speaker 2: what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail at
- 49:22Speaker 2: my house. And I know it. Carlos, you understand me.
- 49:24Speaker 2: So this is not me to excuse me, that's not me.
- 49:27Speaker 2: It can't be mean. Let me let me try something.
- 49:29Speaker 2: When you come on Murphy Road tomorrow. Okay, I'm gonna
- 49:33Speaker 2: be out there at them at the mailboxes waiting on
- 49:36Speaker 2: you for what for what? Well, because me and you're
- 49:41Speaker 2: gonna have this problem that we got tomorrow morning when
- 49:44Speaker 2: you bring the mail. So when you bring the mail,
- 49:46Speaker 2: bring your too, Okay.
- 49:48Speaker 10: Carlos, ain't threatening me.
- 49:51Speaker 2: I'm telling you, when you bring the mail, bring your two.
- 49:55Speaker 10: Dude. Dude, I didn't come at you like that. You
- 49:57Speaker 10: ain't gotta come to me like that. Dude.
- 49:59Speaker 2: Hey man, you came up in my house and I
- 50:01Speaker 2: know you have my house off my shirt in my
- 50:04Speaker 2: house nude. That was not me.
- 50:06Speaker 10: I don't know where you live, I don't know who
- 50:07Speaker 10: the you are, but you threatened me.
- 50:09Speaker 2: Dude, dude, hey man, I'll see you in the morning
- 50:12Speaker 2: at the mailbox bringing Carlos.
- 50:15Speaker 10: I'm off tomorrow, but I would come to your house
- 50:17Speaker 10: with playing clothes on it with you what you say
- 50:20Speaker 10: you weren't for me. Hey, you on where you meet
- 50:23Speaker 10: Rubbing Road.
- 50:24Speaker 2: I won't tease the purfit road. Bring your because what
- 50:27Speaker 2: you're not gonna keep doing is running up in my
- 50:29Speaker 2: house while I'm out at work trying to earn a
- 50:32Speaker 2: living for my family, and you up in my house
- 50:34Speaker 2: laying up and you're leaving your clothes. I found some
- 50:36Speaker 2: mason there. I guess that's what you use when you
- 50:38Speaker 2: spray on them dogs. I found that too.
- 50:41Speaker 10: I'm gonna bring some extra mates. I'm gonna spray it
- 50:43Speaker 10: with that mate. I will knock you out.
- 50:46Speaker 2: So you're in this. I said, I'm gonna be runing
- 50:48Speaker 2: into may. I waiting carlow.
- 50:49Speaker 10: I can't wait till tomorrow.
- 50:51Speaker 2: Exhu me.
- 50:51Speaker 10: This is a I told you I wasn't the word.
- 50:54Speaker 10: But if you want to put me thrown for real, okay, cool,
- 50:59Speaker 10: I'll get on. I see you office, when I see
- 51:03Speaker 10: you tomorrow, it's it's whatever. Hey, you're treading me all this.
- 51:08Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
- 51:08Speaker 10: I will come over there as a plain clothing with
- 51:10Speaker 10: you because you're not gonna make me lose my job.
- 51:13Speaker 2: Dog, But whatever, it's got to be. I don't care
- 51:16Speaker 2: if you diff you in the post office, un the farm.
- 51:18Speaker 2: I don't give a damn of you and your pajamas, Callos.
- 51:20Speaker 2: But when you come to that mailbox and I find
- 51:22Speaker 2: you out there by the mailboxes, that show man, because
- 51:25Speaker 2: I know you've been in my house, Carlos.
- 51:27Speaker 10: I'm telling you I'm there, okay.
- 51:29Speaker 2: So be it there, so be it. I got I
- 51:31Speaker 2: got one more thing else. I want to tell you
- 51:33Speaker 2: when you.
- 51:33Speaker 10: Before you get there, tell me what you know I
- 51:36Speaker 10: recall me.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Is you listening to me? Yeah? That his nephew Timmy
- 51:40Speaker 2: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
- 51:43Speaker 2: by your coworker, are you you?
- 51:48Speaker 10: Ain't this? Ain't this on.
- 51:55Speaker 2: The morrow? Callos? All right?
- 51:57Speaker 10: Man, a dude, I'm driving this put on some sadder roads.
- 52:03Speaker 10: I'm hanging out the truck. I'm about to go crazy.
- 52:06Speaker 10: I don't know my way of your house right now.
- 52:09Speaker 10: Put on my way to your house.
- 52:10Speaker 2: I know God damn oh man. I got one more
- 52:16Speaker 2: thing to ask you, man, what is what is the
- 52:19Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the land.
- 52:21Speaker 10: Steve Harby Morning Radio Show.
- 52:23Speaker 1: I expect some prank and praise up in here this morning,
- 52:26Speaker 1: I really do. That's not right there? That that was great?
- 52:29Speaker 1: Just so nobody, nobody, come on, hey, let's pick it
- 52:34Speaker 1: up here.
- 52:34Speaker 6: People, let's go come on, okayn, or you didn't like
- 52:38Speaker 6: our energy. I don't like I don't I don't like
- 52:42Speaker 6: your prank energy there. That's not that's stuff. Okay, okay,
- 52:45Speaker 6: that's how y'all doing it.
- 52:46Speaker 1: That's okay, that's okay. No, no, no, no, that's okay.
- 52:49Speaker 1: What you got so much self worship with it? That's
- 52:52Speaker 1: what it's like.
- 52:53Speaker 6: We got to give you time to get out our way. Yeah,
- 53:01Speaker 6: hey man, what you're doing?
- 53:02Speaker 10: Uh?
- 53:03Speaker 1: After things getting on you come out old mother fun.
- 53:05Speaker 1: Let me let you grab the mic. Wow, you know
- 53:08Speaker 1: what you're gonna mess around to, sir? Come on, man,
- 53:15Speaker 1: working for you on Monday when you don't come to work. Dang,
- 53:20Speaker 1: how that's gonna look.
- 53:21Speaker 6: I show up at your show then I come to
- 53:23Speaker 6: work this day then you ain't here and everybody gonna
- 53:26Speaker 6: want to know what the hell happened to Tommy? Well,
- 53:28Speaker 6: I buried his ass last night. That's what I'm gonna tell. Oh,
- 53:33Speaker 6: you best believe that's Come on, man, we both take
- 53:40Speaker 6: off Monday together. Man, you know what I'm saying.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Tommy, what do you do on your days? Oh? Yeah, nothing?
- 53:49Speaker 6: What you're supposed to do? Why would Why would I
- 53:58Speaker 6: exert myself and do something? Why would I do that?
- 54:02Speaker 2: He?
- 54:02Speaker 1: Who do that?
- 54:04Speaker 2: What you say?
- 54:05Speaker 10: Tommy chilled?
- 54:07Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna fire that grill up and we're gonna
- 54:10Speaker 6: be good like I'm supposed to.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Don't do so?
- 54:13Speaker 1: Why might come to work so stupid? Flip my pill
- 54:22Speaker 1: over by six thirty when y'all cracked that mic?
- 54:26Speaker 3: So you list?
- 54:27Speaker 1: Okay, I turn it on to make sure you're all there.
- 54:30Speaker 1: You know, just no, you got a lot of nerves.
- 54:36Speaker 1: New Jersey Pact is going down.
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- 54:50Speaker 6: at the Performing Arts Center. Thinkgas on sall right now
- 54:53Speaker 6: and you might get a guest appearance.
- 54:55Speaker 1: If my uncle want to come grab the mic, We're
- 54:57Speaker 1: gonna let him get out there. I'm gonna let you
- 54:59Speaker 1: do five five sevment. I'm let do by five. That's
- 55:03Speaker 1: I find. Anything more than five is danger Coming up next?
- 55:08Speaker 9: Thinking that you're coming up next is my Strawberry letter
- 55:11Speaker 9: for today.
- 55:12Speaker 1: In the subject is his joyful noise is disturbing my mom.
- 55:15Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
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- 55:50Speaker 9: You're listening to the same hardy morning show. It is
- 55:54Speaker 9: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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- 56:17Speaker 2: We got it for you.
- 56:18Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry letter. Thank you nephew.
- 56:21Speaker 9: Subject his joyful noise is disturbing my mom. Here Stephen Shirley.
- 56:27Speaker 9: My husband and I are in our late twenties and
- 56:29Speaker 9: in our prime sexually. I have one child and we
- 56:32Speaker 9: agreed that one is more than enough. We have the
- 56:35Speaker 9: same sex drive, and we have a lot of sex,
- 56:38Speaker 9: usually wherever we are in the house or outside of
- 56:40Speaker 9: the house. Yes, we get it on in the car
- 56:43Speaker 9: just for the excitement of it. We even call our
- 56:46Speaker 9: neighbors watching us before, so now we make sure we
- 56:49Speaker 9: pull into the garage before I start pleasuring my husband.
- 56:53Speaker 9: We've calmed down a bit, especially since my mother is
- 56:56Speaker 9: staying at our house temporarily. She put an air mat
- 57:00Speaker 9: was in our home office, which is right next to
- 57:02Speaker 9: our bedroom. The first night she stayed with us. I
- 57:05Speaker 9: begged my husband to be quieter while we were intimate.
- 57:09Speaker 9: He said that my mom has a younger boyfriend, so
- 57:11Speaker 9: she knows what's up. The next morning, my mother told
- 57:14Speaker 9: my husband that she heard him making crazy sounds around
- 57:17Speaker 9: one am. He said he was making a joyful noise.
- 57:21Speaker 9: My mother has a lot of freaking her but she's
- 57:24Speaker 9: also the secretary at church and very religious. She told
- 57:28Speaker 9: my husband that was blasphemy and not to ever speak
- 57:31Speaker 9: to her like that again.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Night after night, my husband has.
- 57:35Speaker 9: Gone out of his way to be as loud as
- 57:38Speaker 9: he could be, and he said my mother can get
- 57:41Speaker 9: out if she doesn't like it. I have to side
- 57:43Speaker 9: with my husband on this because my mother had all
- 57:45Speaker 9: kinds of men around when I was growing up.
- 57:48Speaker 1: And I heard all of her joyful noises.
- 57:50Speaker 9: Yesterday, once again, my mother said we need to keep
- 57:53Speaker 9: the noise down when we're intimate.
- 57:56Speaker 1: My husband said it's time for her to leave. Her
- 57:58Speaker 1: house is still being repaired. So what do I do?
- 58:01Speaker 9: Should I put my mom out or stop pleasuring my husband? Okay,
- 58:06Speaker 9: I mean you know you can't put your mom out.
- 58:08Speaker 9: I mean that's your mother, period. You're not gonna do that,
- 58:11Speaker 9: And of course you and your husband are not gonna
- 58:14Speaker 9: do what you're doing. You're not gonna stop being intimate,
- 58:16Speaker 9: You're not gonna stop making these noises. But what you
- 58:19Speaker 9: can do is just tell your mom respectfully that she's overstepping,
- 58:23Speaker 9: that your husband was just kidding and definitely not blaspheming.
- 58:27Speaker 1: That's a serious charge blasphemy.
- 58:30Speaker 9: Tell her she's that he's feeling some kind of way
- 58:33Speaker 9: now about her judging him in his own house, and
- 58:36Speaker 9: he's thinking about asking her to leave, all right. Remember
- 58:39Speaker 9: she's a guest. That should shake her up just a bit.
- 58:42Speaker 9: She'll shake her a bit, but she'll get over it.
- 58:45Speaker 9: I know you don't want them to put her out,
- 58:46Speaker 9: and she doesn't want to get out. You know she
- 58:49Speaker 9: doesn't have anywhere to go right now. Her home is
- 58:51Speaker 9: being repaired. So I say, if you guys have another room,
- 58:54Speaker 9: you have another space in your house, away from your bedroom,
- 58:58Speaker 9: move your mom's air mattress and her stuf in there.
- 59:00Speaker 9: That way, she'll know you guys mean business. You're not
- 59:03Speaker 9: kidding about this, but you still moved her all right.
- 59:07Speaker 9: Once she settled into her new room and everything, then
- 59:10Speaker 9: you and your man can make as much noise as
- 59:11Speaker 9: you want without anyone, namely your mom, having anything to
- 59:15Speaker 9: say about it.
- 59:16Speaker 1: She's out of line, mom, is Steve.
- 59:19Speaker 6: Yeah, this letter right here, I don't really care about
- 59:22Speaker 6: this letter at all. I'm'a try to put my heart
- 59:24Speaker 6: in it, but it's not there. I just want to
- 59:27Speaker 6: say before I read this letter, I don't care and
- 59:32Speaker 6: really have no desire to help these people, nor do
- 59:36Speaker 6: I have a willing spirit to provide an answer for
- 59:39Speaker 6: any of this, because it's one.
- 59:41Speaker 1: Of those letters that I just don't care about. Well,
- 59:43Speaker 1: here we go.
- 59:45Speaker 6: His joyful noise is disturbing my mom. This twenty eight
- 59:50Speaker 6: year old couple got a high sex drive they married.
- 59:53Speaker 6: They do it everywhere everywhere. They in the house, outside
- 59:57Speaker 6: the house. They getting the car just for the excitement
- 1:00:00Speaker 6: in of it. Then they caught their neighbors watching us before,
- 1:00:03Speaker 6: So now we make sure we pull into the garage
- 1:00:06Speaker 6: before I started pleasuring my husband. Well, let me explain
- 1:00:10Speaker 6: to you what happened here. They were standing over there
- 1:00:12Speaker 6: watching y'all. Now, what's going on at they house is probably.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: Not the same thing. They probably older, you know, they
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: looking over there. Hey day in the morning.
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: That dude over there, your husband is going, Oh no,
- 1:00:25Speaker 6: that's right. Oh look at him now, you probably sitting
- 1:00:30Speaker 6: up there at the woman. This is disgusting. She just
- 1:00:32Speaker 6: out here all this in this car. Why can't they
- 1:00:35Speaker 6: go in the house. So that's that's all that is
- 1:00:38Speaker 6: right there. Uh So we've calmed it down a bit,
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: especially my mother's staying at our house temporarily. They put
- 1:00:45Speaker 6: an air mattress in your home office, which is right
- 1:00:47Speaker 6: next to our bedroom.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: You're gonna have to put your mom out there in
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: living room. I'm just we got.
- 1:00:52Speaker 6: Sureley said, the best. You gotta get this air mattress.
- 1:00:55Speaker 6: You got driving somewhere, make put her bed up there
- 1:00:58Speaker 6: by the front door. Gotta get some space because what
- 1:01:02Speaker 6: y'all doing is And the first night she stayed with us,
- 1:01:06Speaker 6: I begged my husband to be quieter while we were intimate.
- 1:01:09Speaker 6: He said, my mom got a younger boyfriend, so she
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: knows what's up. Okay, so the mama has a younger boyfriend.
- 1:01:18Speaker 6: Now this question, this letter's starting to have some information
- 1:01:21Speaker 6: in it that we need to focus on. My mom
- 1:01:25Speaker 6: has a younger boyfriend, so she knows what's up. Well,
- 1:01:30Speaker 6: the next morning, my mother told my husband she heard
- 1:01:34Speaker 6: him making crazy sounds around one am. He said he
- 1:01:40Speaker 6: was making a joyful noise. I think that's a cute
- 1:01:44Speaker 6: way to put it. I was making a joyful noise.
- 1:01:48Speaker 6: My mother has a lot of Now listen to this
- 1:01:52Speaker 6: controversial statement. My mama got a lot of freaking her.
- 1:01:57Speaker 6: I've never said that ever.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: I never one ever. Now, I don't know too many
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: people that has ever said this.
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: My mama got a lot of freaking her, but she's
- 1:02:07Speaker 6: also the secretary of the church and very religious. Pumpy
- 1:02:11Speaker 6: breaks your mama got a lot of freaking her. But
- 1:02:15Speaker 6: she's the secretary of the church, and she very religious.
- 1:02:20Speaker 6: But she got a younger boy. The hell we talking
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: about it? That's why this letter don't make no damn
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: sense to me. We come back, I'll just tell you why.
- 1:02:31Speaker 6: I don't think it make no moo sense. But that's
- 1:02:33Speaker 6: it right there, All.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: Right, all right.
- 1:02:34Speaker 9: We'll have part two of your response coming up to
- 1:02:37Speaker 9: Steve at twenty three minutes after today's Strawberry Letters. Subject
- 1:02:40Speaker 9: is joyful noise is disturbing my mom. We'll get back into.
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- 1:03:19Speaker 9: The subject is his joyful noise is disturbing my mom.
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: This letter got some conflicts in it, and I found
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: most of them, and here we go.
- 1:03:28Speaker 6: Twenty eight year Oldmercuppe has a high sex drive to
- 1:03:31Speaker 6: have sex everywhere, half sex out in the car till
- 1:03:34Speaker 6: their neighbors busted them. Then they tried to calm it down. Now,
- 1:03:37Speaker 6: especially since they Mamad moved in with them. They'll put
- 1:03:41Speaker 6: an air mattress in the office right next to y'all's bedroom.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: That air mattress case stay there. You got to get
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: that air mattress up there by their front door. Put
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: that mattress in there in that kitchen where she can
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: get them and get herself something to drink in the
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: middle of the night.
- 1:03:58Speaker 6: Gotta get somewhere. You got You're gonna have to put
- 1:04:00Speaker 6: a hold of that air mattress. You got to get
- 1:04:03Speaker 6: it away from yalls. First night she stayed with us,
- 1:04:06Speaker 6: I begged my husband to be quieter while we were intimate.
- 1:04:09Speaker 6: He said that his mom, this is important information, has
- 1:04:12Speaker 6: a younger boyfriend, so she know what's up. Well, the
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: next morning, your mother told your husband that he heard
- 1:04:18Speaker 6: it making some crazy sounds at one of them. There
- 1:04:21Speaker 6: wasn't crazy sounds. You know what that was? He said,
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: he was making a joyful noise. I think that's a
- 1:04:27Speaker 6: very cute way to talk to your mother in law.
- 1:04:30Speaker 6: I'm sorry, Mama, I was just making a joyful noise.
- 1:04:33Speaker 6: Now here's the part that I've never read. My mama
- 1:04:37Speaker 6: has a lot of freak in her old loop though
- 1:04:43Speaker 6: I've never said, I've never thought that about Mama. My
- 1:04:47Speaker 6: mama got a lot of freaking her. But she's also
- 1:04:50Speaker 6: the secretary of the church and very religious. Wait a minute,
- 1:04:56Speaker 6: what if mama got a lot of freaking her. She
- 1:05:00Speaker 6: the secretary of the church and she very religious, But
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: she got a younger boyfriend. Girl bye, ain't nobody, ain't
- 1:05:10Speaker 6: nobody studying nothing else in this letter. And I really
- 1:05:13Speaker 6: don't give a damn what your mama say at this point,
- 1:05:16Speaker 6: because she ain't nothing but a walking, talking, contradictory statement.
- 1:05:20Speaker 6: She told my husband that was blasphemy and not to
- 1:05:24Speaker 6: ever speak to her like that again. Oh, because he
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: said I was making a joy for Laise. She said
- 1:05:30Speaker 6: that's blasphemy. So the freaking her, the very religious with
- 1:05:35Speaker 6: the younger boyfriend, that ain't blasphemy, just the statement he
- 1:05:40Speaker 6: made joory for noise, night after night. My husband has
- 1:05:45Speaker 6: gone out of his way to be as live as
- 1:05:49Speaker 6: he couldn't and sayd my mom get out of She
- 1:05:52Speaker 6: don't like it because the dog hit his house. Now
- 1:05:56Speaker 6: he extra live. Ah see that's extra. That's not a
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: real sexy sign stuff like that. That right there, See dog,
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: you ain't got to do all that. He and that
- 1:06:16Speaker 6: just aggravating your mama. Your mama going crazy because they're
- 1:06:20Speaker 6: freaking her. Wow, it's got her losing her mind.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Do that right there? That ain't to see that he
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: doing too much? Now see right there, that's a little richard.
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: You know you ain't got to do all that but
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: that's what your husband is doing. They said, she can
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: get out if I have to like it. Then you
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: said something profound, you said after side with my husband
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: on this, because my mother had all kinds of men
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: around me when I was growing up, and I heard
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: all of her joyful noises. Wow, Oh that why you say,
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: your mom, I've got a lot of freaking different Oh.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: But she the secretary of the church, and she very religious.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: But see now she judgmental.
- 1:07:08Speaker 6: See people get into church and all of a sudden
- 1:07:10Speaker 6: forget where how they get saved, and they forget what
- 1:07:13Speaker 6: they got saved from.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: So now she judgmental.
- 1:07:18Speaker 6: Yesterday, once again, my mother said, we need to keep
- 1:07:21Speaker 6: the noise down when we are intimate. My husband said,
- 1:07:25Speaker 6: it's time for her to leave. Her house is still
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: being repaired.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: So what do I do?
- 1:07:30Speaker 6: Should I put my mom out and stop pleasure my husband?
- 1:07:33Speaker 6: Your mama can go stay at the house while it's
- 1:07:35Speaker 6: under repair, her own house. Yeah, I mean we've all
- 1:07:41Speaker 6: been in the house that has some repair work going on.
- 1:07:43Speaker 6: The Yeah, yeah, that's gone up there. The workers is
- 1:07:49Speaker 6: gone at night, gone go to bed. Then you ain't
- 1:07:51Speaker 6: got to hear nothing unless you less your young boy
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: work at that construction company that's repairing your house. Then
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: he stay over late for some late night drilling. Really,
- 1:08:04Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying. I'm just saying. She the
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: one said her mama got a lot of freaking her.
- 1:08:13Speaker 6: I ain't never heard nobody say that about that mama,
- 1:08:15Speaker 6: about their mom. I ain't never heard nobody say that
- 1:08:18Speaker 6: about that mama. Yeah said if somebody said that about
- 1:08:24Speaker 6: my mama, do you know that?
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Yeah? But do you know that instant asked when we
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: fit to go through each other? So here we go.
- 1:08:33Speaker 6: I don't really care. This letter's rapped for me. I'm
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: on your husband's side. She don't like it. She needs
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: to get out with all this coming in my house,
- 1:08:43Speaker 6: passing judgment. After you have had all these men around
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: your daughter when she was growing up. That's why your
- 1:08:48Speaker 6: daughter thinks you got a lot of freaking And you
- 1:08:50Speaker 6: got the young boyfriend. But you very religious, and you
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: the secretary at the church man girl by anybody studying you.
- 1:08:57Speaker 6: But homeboy in there with all them extra noise, that right,
- 1:09:04Speaker 6: that is not necessary. Don't yesterday, that is over the top.
- 1:09:09Speaker 6: You is just in that trying to piss off O mama.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: Not Yeah, right there.
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- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk. What you got Junior?
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:10:17Speaker 7: Uncle, I know you can't see no football games, but
- 1:10:19Speaker 7: that means you can't see no basketball game. But I
- 1:10:21Speaker 7: gotta let you know this since she ain't seen the
- 1:10:23Speaker 7: NBA basketball, but the Cleveland Cavaliers got the best record
- 1:10:27Speaker 7: in the NBA.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: Man, yeale.
- 1:10:31Speaker 6: Twelve and oh yeah, let me go and enjoy this now,
- 1:10:38Speaker 6: say twelve and oh we twelve and oh yeah, wow,
- 1:10:42Speaker 6: what is the rockets are?
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: We said? Wow? Yeah, we said that's not that's not
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: what we reported now yeah yeah, yeah yeah. See see,
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Tummy.
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: Comparison is the greatest thief of joy. So while I'm
- 1:10:57Speaker 6: gloating about this twelve and oh, I want to compare
- 1:11:01Speaker 6: to Cleveland with the Houston so I can steal any
- 1:11:05Speaker 6: joint y'all might.
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- 1:11:14Speaker 1: Let me join this now, because they ain't. They ain't
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: finish Go eighty six and no that I know that
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: was coming? Is it always like that? And Cleveland up,
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: it's always something coming? Oh dog?
- 1:11:26Speaker 6: They twelve and oh nine, they will rip off about
- 1:11:28Speaker 6: nine losses in the row.
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: Sitting there looking at their ass talking about yeah.
- 1:11:34Speaker 7: Oh man, but that's good man twelve and oh awesome, Man,
- 1:11:37Speaker 7: we gotta give a big shout out to WHOOPI gold Bird.
- 1:11:39Speaker 7: WHOOPI Goldberg is doing something that's really major. Man, Whoopy
- 1:11:41Speaker 7: gold Bird is set to launch the first global network
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: just for women's sports.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Come on with yes, yeah, yeah, man.
- 1:11:51Speaker 7: It's gonna be called the All Women's Sports Network a
- 1:11:54Speaker 7: w s N. That's sing gonna be in sixty five
- 1:11:57Speaker 7: countries and anything we can see if they play it,
- 1:12:00Speaker 7: we're showing it.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: That's the model over there. That's what y'all need to do.
- 1:12:03Speaker 6: Insteady be complaining about, ain't nobody at these women's game.
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: Y'all won't support us. Y'all go to your own damn games.
- 1:12:11Speaker 6: Support women's sports. It's more women in this world than men.
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: We we support our sports. Women have got to start
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: supporting one another and then you can grow the sports.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: Okay, and this is this is this would be a
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: smart thing to do.
- 1:12:28Speaker 7: Put this on in sixty five countries or whatever sports
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: women play from from from soccer to I.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: Enjoy watching the uh, I enjoy watching the w n
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: b A.
- 1:12:39Speaker 6: The championship game was at Yeah good, because I'm gonna
- 1:12:42Speaker 6: tell you something man and dudes be talking about when
- 1:12:45Speaker 6: they ain't they ain't got no hops.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Take your hands out there and play them girls and
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: watching you can hop on them. No, take your five
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: dudes out there and watch what happened to y'all. Yeah, no,
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: they can play. They're gonna have beach volleyball on them.
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: Oh yes, sir, yes, sir, yes, sir. Yeah, that's good right, yes, yeah,
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: we wouldn't be watching if they didn't happen. They go ahead.
- 1:13:07Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, Junior, thank you and congratulations once again
- 1:13:10Speaker 9: with the Goldberg. All right, coming up at the top
- 1:13:13Speaker 9: of the hour, someone needs some advice. See, they want
- 1:13:15Speaker 9: to know how do you handle an X that keeps
- 1:13:18Speaker 9: popping up everywhere. We'll get into that, find out what
- 1:13:23Speaker 9: you think.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: Right after the here leg sink or swimming. You're listening
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: Steve.
- 1:13:33Speaker 9: This is from Jojo and Teneck. Jojo says, my daughter
- 1:13:36Speaker 9: had her fall formal and I was a chaperone. My
- 1:13:39Speaker 9: ex boyfriend was a chaperone too. My husband surprised my
- 1:13:44Speaker 9: daughter by bringing a bouquet of roses to the dance.
- 1:13:47Speaker 9: When he saw my ex boyfriend in the ballroom, he
- 1:13:50Speaker 9: accused me of volunteering to chaperone just to be around
- 1:13:54Speaker 9: my ex. My ex lives close to us and has
- 1:13:57Speaker 9: kids our child's age, so we're all he's running into him.
- 1:14:01Speaker 9: Why can't my husband let this go and be friendly
- 1:14:03Speaker 9: with this guy that I dated twenty years ago?
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: Be friendly with all the kids can get along? Stop
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: it ain't going damn them kids. You ain't got to
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: be friends with everybody. I'm not finna be friendly with
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: your exs What friendly for?
- 1:14:19Speaker 3: What?
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: What is we fins to talk about?
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: Hey? Man?
- 1:14:23Speaker 1: So hi is she now?
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: Well?
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: What bro we not?
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: No?
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: Lady, lady you why can't he be friendly? He ain't?
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: You don't want to be friends? Would you be friendly
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: with his axe? Seat right there? Twenty years ago? I
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: don't give a damn if it was one hundred and
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: fifty years ago? Why is his ass here?
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: Wow?
- 1:14:45Speaker 1: No, man, I'm not you know, And you got to
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: stop being under Stop expecting your man to be all
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: that gracious. Ain't no dude going for that. But they
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: lived close by each other, so they run into him
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: all the time. He need to move.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: X the show.
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: It's time to talk right, all right?
- 1:15:05Speaker 9: All right, we have time for another one. It's from
- 1:15:08Speaker 9: Valen Oakland. Vowel writes, I'm dating a guy with low
- 1:15:12Speaker 9: self esteem. He said every woman he's ever dated cheated
- 1:15:16Speaker 9: on him. He's forty one and said he was around
- 1:15:19Speaker 9: twenty five when his first real girlfriend cheated on him
- 1:15:22Speaker 9: because he is smaller than other men down there.
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: The truth is, he's not that small at all. I'm
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: so happy with his performance and size.
- 1:15:32Speaker 9: Should I keep trying to boost his confidence or do
- 1:15:34Speaker 9: I leave him like everyone else did?
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: Well, somebody didn't damage to him. That's what happened. Yeah,
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: that he was just with the wrong one.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:15:44Speaker 6: Let me give you an analogy. A bottle of water
- 1:15:48Speaker 6: in the grocery store costs fifty cent. That same bottle
- 1:15:51Speaker 6: of water in the gym as four dollars. That same
- 1:15:54Speaker 6: bottle of water at the airport is seven fifty. It's
- 1:15:57Speaker 6: the same bottle of water. It's the same amount of
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: ounces in the same size. It's just your bottle of
- 1:16:05Speaker 6: water could have been in the wrong location. So a
- 1:16:09Speaker 6: lot of times it ain't that you small. Youre just
- 1:16:14Speaker 6: in a much bigger location. See, you're not finna put
- 1:16:22Speaker 6: it on me because I'm gonna hurt you. You're not
- 1:16:24Speaker 6: finna tell me I'm small. I ain't nothing wrong with me.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: I'm fine.
- 1:16:31Speaker 6: Well, you know, but what happened was in his past
- 1:16:36Speaker 6: he dated somebody that was like, you know, yeah.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: He scarred. He got scarred the airport. Yeah, a terminal.
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: B I don't even want no water right now. I
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: just feel it's too much. It's too much. It's excuse me,
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: it's water, you know what I mean. That's yeah, but
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: you know that's what you have to do. Brou So.
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: It's not you and you got to pick yourself esteem
- 1:17:11Speaker 6: up because somebody told you you wasn't big enough, but
- 1:17:14Speaker 6: you actually find it.
- 1:17:15Speaker 1: Should she keep boosting his confidence or should she leaves?
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Should she stay there?
- 1:17:20Speaker 6: Yeah? You know, you just got to say, hey, look,
- 1:17:21Speaker 6: I don't know who told you this in the past,
- 1:17:23Speaker 6: but you're absolutely wonderful and I enjoy you. He's probably
- 1:17:27Speaker 6: never nobody's probably never encouraged him or or given him
- 1:17:32Speaker 6: a compliment.
- 1:17:33Speaker 1: Try that before you leave him. If he a good dude,
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: you know, he might be a good dude. He just
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: got starved, you know, right.
- 1:17:41Speaker 9: She said she's so happy with his performance in size.
- 1:17:45Speaker 9: That's all she wants to know.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Ain't my fault because you you know, all sitting over there,
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: you know, or he really is he ain't my fault
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: or hers? Yeah, sitting over here, you know? Okay?
- 1:18:01Speaker 9: All right, all right, listen Kelly for twenty minutes after
- 1:18:09Speaker 9: the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
- 1:18:11Speaker 9: Show right over.
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- 1:20:46Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:20:49Speaker 9: Would you rather a mansion with no toilets or would
- 1:20:52Speaker 9: you rather a small wood cabin with two toilet?
- 1:20:56Speaker 6: Gi me in mansion toilet? Hey, hey, one of the
- 1:21:00Speaker 6: room was gonna have to take it, Okay, Wow, just
- 1:21:04Speaker 6: go have a room with stuff in it. Hey, dog,
- 1:21:15Speaker 6: one of these rules got to.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: Take it, all right? Would you rather German chocolate cake
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: or red velvet cake.
- 1:21:25Speaker 6: I'm gonna go German German cho Yeahman chocolate, Yeah, German chocolate.
- 1:21:31Speaker 6: You just got to find somebody to know how to
- 1:21:33Speaker 6: make it. Some people that don't know how to make it. Now,
- 1:21:35Speaker 6: you can mess up at German choc cake, but you
- 1:21:37Speaker 6: could ruin a red velvet cake. I had one made
- 1:21:40Speaker 6: a red velvet cake one time, and the only thing
- 1:21:42Speaker 6: about it was it was red.
- 1:21:44Speaker 2: That was.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: It wasn't no velvet in it, it wasn't no cake
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: in it. It was just red. Got the color right,
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: all right?
- 1:21:54Speaker 9: Would you rather have yellow and brown teeth or bloodshot
- 1:21:57Speaker 9: red eyes.
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: You give me the bloodshot, yeah, Steve, you yep. I
- 1:22:04Speaker 6: know what I'm not fin to do is open up
- 1:22:06Speaker 6: my mouth yellow.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:22:11Speaker 9: Would you rather lose your childhood memories or would you
- 1:22:14Speaker 9: rather lose memories of your twentieth? Your childhood memories or
- 1:22:18Speaker 9: your twentieth?
- 1:22:22Speaker 7: I told them up, junior, Yeah you keep them. Childhood
- 1:22:27Speaker 7: memories wasn't good. They were full of hospital business. I
- 1:22:30Speaker 7: don't care nothing about them. What kicking it may wiland
- 1:22:37Speaker 7: wild when I really astived what women was doing for
- 1:22:40Speaker 7: your life.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: That's what I found out in my twenties.
- 1:22:42Speaker 6: When I really find I need to take all my
- 1:22:44Speaker 6: doing for my life, all my twenties need to be gone.
- 1:22:48Speaker 6: I wasn't worth a damn in my twenties hours. Really,
- 1:22:52Speaker 6: my twenties was the absolute worst version of me.
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: You all right?
- 1:22:59Speaker 9: One, As to guys, listen carefully. Sex, lying or cussing.
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: It ain't number one. That can't go. One got to
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: go the line line of cussing. I got the lie
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: in order to.
- 1:23:17Speaker 6: Have a sex.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: Okay, so husting, Yeah, I guess cuss what what?
- 1:23:27Speaker 6: There's a lot of sex though I can't around Actually
- 1:23:31Speaker 6: in a complete dilemma.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: I know you are saying it.
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: I'm just.
- 1:23:38Speaker 6: Been.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: I'm just would you rather turn into I could never?
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: All right, guys, that's today's round of what you were
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: rather someone think about?
- 1:23:50Speaker 6: Steve.
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: We'll hear from you when you come when we come
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: back close out the show.
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- 1:24:28Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are last break of the day,
- 1:24:31Speaker 9: and Steve, we just finished playing on our last break.
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: Would you rather and uh the last one? You didn't answer?
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: I asked.
- 1:24:38Speaker 9: I said, one has to go sex, lying or cussing.
- 1:24:41Speaker 9: Tommy said cussing. What did you say, Junior?
- 1:24:44Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I said cussing?
- 1:24:45Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh wow?
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: All right, and Steve, you said you were in justin
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to complete the rest
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: of my life cussing. Your life is over. Yeah, I'm heard.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: What There's too many choice words in there. It's just
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: too many things.
- 1:25:03Speaker 6: Do you want to get rid of line? Get rid
- 1:25:06Speaker 6: of line? I'm gonna talk to I'm I am I
- 1:25:15Speaker 6: gonna hold a conversation if I'm not lying. I can't
- 1:25:18Speaker 6: tell people what I'm really think. I just can't tell
- 1:25:23Speaker 6: people what I'm really thinking.
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: I had no idea.
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: You know, this is the I've never heard. This one
- 1:25:29Speaker 6: is a complete done. I can't give up sex. Okay,
- 1:25:32Speaker 6: we got that because I think about it. You know,
- 1:25:35Speaker 6: I'm probably in the course of a day at least
- 1:25:38Speaker 6: probably how many times I think about sex?
- 1:25:39Speaker 2: Any day?
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: I'm six think about it at at least. Have you
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: let me ask you all question you. Have you ever
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: gone a date that you thought about not? Have not
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: thought about sex?
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: I have women?
- 1:25:54Speaker 1: Well, when I was in the hospital having surgery and
- 1:25:56Speaker 1: I was under Yeah, you don't know what your thoughts.
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: That's the only time.
- 1:26:08Speaker 6: I had a hernia One time and I had hernie
- 1:26:10Speaker 6: surgery and I was thinking about sex because when he
- 1:26:14Speaker 6: was Georgia, because when he was repairing to herney, I said, yeah,
- 1:26:18Speaker 6: you're a little close.
- 1:26:20Speaker 1: One has to go though. See, I can't lie, can't
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: you know. I'm gonna have to say, well, this is
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: the one I will have to take out. I'm gonna
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: and this and this and this is a lie. No
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: more line it is. And that, my friends, is a lot.
- 1:26:41Speaker 1: That's a lot. That's how important line he is to me.
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: My answer is a lie. I'm gonna stop lying. That's
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: a lot.
- 1:26:51Speaker 2: Man.
- 1:26:51Speaker 6: I can't tell you how beneficial line is in a
- 1:26:55Speaker 6: person's life.
- 1:26:56Speaker 1: It's just the thing with you all is you all
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: have never come to the terms with it, like I
- 1:27:02Speaker 1: really embrace it. I see you all think it's a problem.
- 1:27:06Speaker 6: But if you remove line from your life, you wouldn't
- 1:27:13Speaker 6: even have the same life. You had to go forty
- 1:27:17Speaker 6: eight hours the whole world, forty eight hours no lying
- 1:27:20Speaker 6: at all.
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: You could say that world you could do that. You
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: could do two days without lying, right, don't change the world?
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: Not about everything?
- 1:27:36Speaker 6: Well, the only way I can't lie for two days
- 1:27:38Speaker 6: if I now I've been in my rant. So I've
- 1:27:42Speaker 6: been at my ranch for three four days at a time,
- 1:27:45Speaker 6: with no visitors or nothing. Yeah, that's the only time
- 1:27:48Speaker 6: I don't lie.
- 1:27:50Speaker 1: When there's no other people around, then you can. But
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: as soon as another human comes around. But will you
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: have to lie when it's the truth?
- 1:27:59Speaker 6: Will do?
- 1:28:00Speaker 1: You don't even have to fell a lot lying truth
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: for to do?
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: So?
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: Okay, I'll give you an example. I'll give you an example.
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: I'm down in my ranch for four days. Yeah, somebody
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: comes down, let's say one of my somebody work for me. Hey,
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: mister Harvey, how you doing. Here's the truth? Fine, until
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: your ass got here? What's the lie?
- 1:28:28Speaker 6: Now here's the lie. I'm doing good. I'm just good,
- 1:28:32Speaker 6: just down here enjoying myself. The truth of the matter
- 1:28:36Speaker 6: is it was far more enjoyable before your ass got here.
- 1:28:40Speaker 1: That's the truth. But why wouldn't you just tell the truth?
- 1:28:44Speaker 6: Because no, there's no other way to do it. Churey,
- 1:28:48Speaker 6: you can't do that. Y'all need to stop acting like
- 1:28:52Speaker 6: y'all don't lie to people every day.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. Yeah,
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: so you saying you do to people every day? No,
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: not every day, not everything.
- 1:29:04Speaker 6: There's no way every kay, not every day? Every single day? Okay, okay, okay,
- 1:29:11Speaker 6: I'll give you. Ask me a question, Ask me a question,
- 1:29:14Speaker 6: you think it's harmless or anything.
- 1:29:16Speaker 1: You ask me how much money are you working? Probably
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: like a couple of money, a couple of dollars. Yeah,
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: that is a lie when they start with when they
- 1:29:30Speaker 1: start with that. Yeah, you already know you already.
- 1:29:37Speaker 2: For you.
- 1:29:37Speaker 1: It has nothing to do with them. No, it's for
- 1:29:40Speaker 1: you because you don't want to hear that.
- 1:29:42Speaker 10: No, you don't know what I want to hear.
- 1:29:44Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I want to hear that you hear
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: the truth. Yeah, I asked me another question, what kind
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: of part of girl I ain?
- 1:29:55Speaker 6: Drove?
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: And probably? Well, why do you have to stop?
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: Why do you?
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: That's the truth, though, Yeah, that is the true.
- 1:30:03Speaker 6: Yeah, so see, But I don't want to tell you
- 1:30:05Speaker 6: what kind of car guy, because I got more than one.
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: But I have I have I tell you what kind
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: of car guy? Got a Ford raptor.
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: Pick?
- 1:30:15Speaker 1: Here you do? Yeah? Yeah, I asked a question about yourself?
- 1:30:21Speaker 1: Share Huh, what do you mean? Just ask a question
- 1:30:28Speaker 1: about yourself? You ask me something about you? Yeah?
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: Oh?
- 1:30:34Speaker 1: How long have we known each other? Oh?
- 1:30:37Speaker 6: Girl?
- 1:30:39Speaker 1: And did you like me when we first met? When
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: I first started working here. Oh yeah, yeah I did.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:30:49Speaker 6: I couldn't stand your ass you. I said, they can
- 1:30:52Speaker 6: put this girl in here with me. I don't want
- 1:30:55Speaker 6: nobody on this damn show with me.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: I want to do all the talking, you sir. They
- 1:31:00Speaker 1: got share in the man. I wasn't doing time check reta.
- 1:31:03Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
- 1:31:08Speaker 10: Got here.
- 1:31:08Speaker 2: Y'all.
- 1:31:08Speaker 1: Y'all have a great date, listen, talk to God to day.
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