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S2E105 - Blood of a Maelstrom · No Latency

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Last time on no latency he. Does have 4 arms and they're all
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cybernetically enhanced. Yeah, buddy, come on.
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What are you doing with the vending machine?
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Seeing it in person is really cool.
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That's. The dude that just pulled you
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out of a cab. Who is your boss?
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His name is Bad Boy. Don't kill him, yeah.
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You could just. Stop.
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Stop telling Domino's secret. Don't.
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Go back to your hideout. Sorry, can I tell you something
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I already know? I knew it.
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What are you doing? Help me get this vending machine
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out. And he just jumped from one
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vehicle to if he's feeling it, Yeah, this is a predicament.
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You all need to go get laid. Damn, sometimes you break the
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rules a little. Bit let out too, just effort to
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show mercy. That boy.
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That guy. Get in there and you know.
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How's Maelstrom? Crack some heads or.
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Way to start us off with a bang. Blitz.
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Clobber in time. Let's go.
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Nice throw retro roll for initiative.
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What? Oh wow.
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Oh wow. Oh.
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Wow. Oh, you.
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Got well you. Did.
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Oh wow. Oh Gee, oh geez.
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Domino, did you say something? Roll for initiative.
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I don't really have much initiative.
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That's why my dad didn't want to play ball with me, said I had no
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initiative. My dad's only initiative was out
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to go get milk and cigarettes and I've still yet to see him
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come back. VV.
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Yeah. What's going on with VV during
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this initiative? VV goes into her bag after
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getting the cigarette and everything falls out of her
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medical bag all over the floor. VV right now.
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Shit, I'm sorry. I'm very flustered right now.
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I have a lot going on. OK, pick it up, pick it up.
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You guys fight. I'll be there in a second.
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I. Have to excuse myself.
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You guys fight, OK? Give me a minute.
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That's fine. You take care of it.
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I can't believe some of these scabber rolls.
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One of them crit, one of them crit, the other one crit faith.
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I just gave myself a critical head intrigue.
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Did anything happen? Don't do that, because it will.
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Oh, whoops. Oopsies.
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It'll it'll give you it'll like calculate that.
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It doesn't show up on my. I know I'm going to fix it.
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Hold on. Thing you don't have any
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critical injuries yet? OK.
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I suppose I should give myself I don't have any addictions, never
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mind. You're addicted to flesh.
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Yeah, I but I'm not though. But I'm not though, so yeah,
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it's. Not I can.
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Stop anytime I want. I don't know if that's true.
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You know what I'm not. I'm not one to judge.
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Jeb, it's it's all right to to have addiction.
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It's that we all face our own challenges.
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Like I'm addicted to hardcore drugs.
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I'm just saying, I'm just saying it ain't a problem for me.
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Any problem. I, I, I lots of times.
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Actually just just a while back, last episode I so there was some
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blood and I didn't partake. I also did not.
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And I'm. Very proud to say.
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Retro is going to record that whole thing.
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I have this next time you guys try to pull another intervention
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on me again. Well, I I won't.
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You might need an intervention, but I won't is what I'm saying.
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Why are you special? Yes.
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Why ain't special? I just overcame my addiction.
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And I overcame mine. It took years of fortitude and
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you know, I, I, I, I weaned myself off.
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It was a, it was tough. I'm not going to lie to you.
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It was difficult, but it took about a season and 1/2 of a
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podcast. But I essentially I, I did it.
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I'm better now. I'm better now.
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Is that what are we mocking Jeff?
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I'm better now. We are.
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It's pretty fun, actually. Right.
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It lightens. It lightens the mood.
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Oh, it looks like you're first in an initiative.
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I don't know what you're gonna do.
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Shit. I turn around.
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I take a couple steps past Vendel here to take a a shot to
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the What Is that? The Northeast at this scaffold
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right in the front. What do you say?
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Auto fire? Oh shit.
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What do you think? Oh, too low at +4?
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Well, that ain't bad. Oh, oh, OK.
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All right. All right, pow, pow, auto fire.
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Yes you you walk towards the North East and cock your gun
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switching it to auto fire. You pull the trigger causing
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times 2 damage and rolling 11. That is very high for you, Iona.
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It is. It is on. 2D6 auto fire, that's
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A5 and A6 causing 22 damage. What a first shot, Iona.
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Well, don't worry, there's another one.
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Another one. Another one.
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Another one. Another one.
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Yep, that's under half health and he rolls critical injury.
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Did it roll? It did not.
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Oh yeah, OK, you've blown the bullets fly across skimming a
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few of them. Skeet, skeet, skeet.
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Your bullets rips through the air and cascade over his right
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side, splitting parts of his cyberwear on his right arm, and
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you watch it kilter to the wrong angle and he screams in pain.
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You've broken his arm. Yeah.
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All right there. You any more of that?
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Anyone? Anyone.
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Pretty good. Yeah, watch out.
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Iona's going to skeet. Skeet you.
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I'm going. To.
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Skeet. Skeet You what?
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What does that mean? What does that mean?
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Retro. Fire Auto.
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Fire skeet skeet 'cause it goes so fast, it goes skeet skeet.
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Anyone else want some skeeting? Not at this time, no.
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All right. OK, you take another shot Iona,
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this time aiming for the centre mass, doing slightly less damage
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as it hits his armor, causing 12 damage with those bullets of
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yours. And while I'm thinking I'm going
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to turn off auto fire. He falls over the the sofa he
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was leaning on onto the ground and falls prone.
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Jeb. What is blue glass smoke?
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The grenade that Retro threw just before Initiative started
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is a cloud of the drug blue glass, which is very addictive
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and not good. What does it do?
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It makes you see bright lights and hallucinates it.
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It mainly gives you like AI think it's a penalty blue.
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Blue glass for the duration of the primary effect.
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The GM will occasionally tell you when you are flashing out,
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meaning you are hallucinating swirls of vibrant colors in
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short, powerful bursts. You lose your ability to do an
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action on the turn while in this state.
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OK. And then once you're addicted to
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it, you have to take it a lot, like every four hours.
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OK. And then this one was just
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destroyed. But no, no, this one.
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Sorry. Broken arm.
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Yeah. And then we've got this guy who
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looks different. Am I right?
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Yes, he does look different. Would you like to observe him?
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Tell me about him. Yes.
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All right, role perception or human perception?
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He's behind the car, I can't really see.
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You can't really see him now. You rolled A crit fail on
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perception, and as you raise your hat to look through the
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rain through the glass of the vehicle, a raindrop falls in
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your eye and you don't really see anything and it's just
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incredibly uncomfortable. And you take -1 HP no.
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Oh, Jeff, don't get in your eye. That's gross.
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Wow, yeah, man, there's more of a inconvenience, really.
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There's still fallout in that. OK, so let's see, Jeb sees that
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this guy just got his arm chewed through by by automatic fire,
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and he's going to take a step up past Vendel and kind of whip out
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his two Colt 40 fives. Let's just put this guy down.
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You point your first gun towards him and you pull the trigger.
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Nothing fucking happens. It misfires.
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God damn it. And while you're looking at that
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gun, frustrated you are not looking, you pull the trigger of
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the other gun while pointed at him, and without looking, you
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hit him square for seven damage. A.
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La Buster Scruggs style. Oh.
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God. And he is literally, I'm just
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going to tell you, he's A1 HP. Yeah, he's not doing well, that
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guy. He.
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Pulls out a mirror. Let's see if I can get this shot
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real quick. But you still have a little bit
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of movement left. Do you want to move still in the
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rain? If you don't move, you can load
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your gun with no penalty. But you have to stand right
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there. I look down at the gun that just
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misfired. I holster the gun that worked
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and then start like take out a little thing.
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I'm like scrubbing at the little, like the rusty bits in
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between the the cylinder, between the cylinder and the
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hammer. And Jeb, you're just standing
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there in the rain, like washing out your gun, trying to keep it
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right. So in Because It's raining I
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want you to roll for that, with a regular roll being just for
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success, a crit fail meaning this gun does not work for
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another turn, and crit success meaning something else.
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You know what? Does it rain a lot in the
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Badlands? Probably not.
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Not very often, no. I imagine also doesn't, I mean
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what kind of microclimate are we in?
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Does it? Does it rain a lot in Night City
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and not a lot in the Badlands? It rains a lot in this season.
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It is rainy season but it's also storming a lot in the city
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because someone destroyed 2 lightning Spires.
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Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
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Oh. Who did that?
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I'm trying to find a good a good thing to roll here.
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That makes sense. Oh, weapons tech.
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Yeah, that's great. I'm really bad at it.
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Oh crip, that's a crip -3 you went negative dude.
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While trying to clean your gun, you flick it seeing if it works
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and you shoot yourself in the foot.
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Take 1D6 damage. Oh.
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Damn it, it was just not working.
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The shed we're. Trying to be intimidated.
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It's, I mean, I don't know, I'm pretty scared.
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I'd, I'd be like, whoa, what? That guy's fucking crazy.
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Shot himself in the foot on purpose.
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Yeah, that's right. It was on purpose.
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Take one damage. Look at that.
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I only roll the one. Hell yeah.
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Your toes are so strong that it just bounces off.
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You dumb fuck. Says this guy as he walks around
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bald head. Hey.
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That's what you look like. I was trying to look for you
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earlier but you're behind the car.
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All. Right, left foot.
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Yeah, that was good. I'll take that.
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Guys, I swear I'm I can't wait till we're done with them and we
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don't have to hear anymore if they're cheesy lines.
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I but that one was pretty good though and it did hurt my
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feelings a little bit. This coming from the doctor's
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orders. Check.
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That one was good. Yes, they.
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Got like a. Motherfucker, I.
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Suppose you know. Domino says defending VV and
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this CHIM who was going to shoot Jeb turns to Domino because I
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rolled A1 on AD 6 and points his huge fucking Magnum gun which he
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pulls off his side towards Domino.
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This huge Magnum gun. He's making a magnum, a magnum
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opus. Hellbringer this bullet.
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The only Magnum will ever hold. This bullet rips through the
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rain and causes ripples in the air.
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It cascades towards Domino, and Domino looks at you baby, and
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smiles. Excuse me?
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And takes the bullet hard he. Just takes it.
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Takes the bullet. Snicker.
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Snicker. Domino don't know what bullet,
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but he's already been in a fight before.
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Oh no, wait, so. True.
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No. He.
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Doesn't take the bullet. Domino has a Sandovisian.
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Oh right, he's got like matrix level speed.
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So. Dodge bullets.
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He. Can dodge bullets and that's
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meant to give you. All he sees his blonde brunette
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redhead. That was a matrix joke.
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It's meant to give you, it's meant to give you +4 to that,
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not +2. So I'm going to roll it again.
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I'm. Really glad that someone liked
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that joke. You.
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Tickled them. Something wrong?
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All right. It's it's just because because.
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You watch Domino try and dodge, and you see him step wrong.
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His foot slips in the water and a grimace has hit the right of
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his nose, crinkles up in disgust at himself.
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Then there's this sound. You hear this piercing noise
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like static in the air, and there's a flash of green.
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Domino's Gone disappears completely from where he was
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standing, reappearing on the other side of the battlefield,
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right behind the man who just shot him.
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You missed. Holy shit did you y'all see
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that? That was.
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'Cause that was a crit. You said 31 on evasion.
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Oh my is my work in action. Everybody.
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PMI have a question. Yes, now domino dodged with the
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Santa Visian. Yes.
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Yes. However, on.
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The RGM. Right behind I'm right behind
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domino in said path of said bullet.
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So if they. Dodge.
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The bullet. Yeah, that's the thing.
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Retro, you're you. Everyone looks over at Retro and
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he's tapping himself. There's nothing there.
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And Domino looks at you Retro, and opens one of his arms and a
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bullet falls to the ground in the rain.
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I rolled A crip motherfucker. Oh, that was pretty badass.
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OK, that just sounds like, oh shit, I think I'm about to take
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that bullet for Domino. I just think that's badass.
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Look at that difference. Look at that Crip.
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That's so cool. Sorry, I mean pure luck.
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I don't care. I don't care and Domino pushes
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this maelstrom forward and he skids across the side of the car
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and turns towards. You fucking asshole.
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What's your interest in? Yeah, I would like to try
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something, know if it's possible.
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If I was to run for the door of this car here, would I be able
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to help? Would my movement help me
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potentially knocking Quake over? Yes, you'd have to roll a
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broiling check, but yes. Not an that's not using my
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action. That would be within my
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movement. If you just want to push him
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away, yeah, causing no damage, yes, absolutely.
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You can do that. We're running.
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That's not. I'm hoping to knock him over,
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but yeah. Yeah.
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Oh yeah. If you roll well, you're not
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gonna mow, but but you can. It's wet out here.
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You can definitely skip him back if you want to.
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OK. Yeah, I'd like to, I want to, I
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want to go for the for the car here.
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Brawling 25. Interesting.
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Interesting, interesting. He tries to touch and fails.
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The difference is close enough that you don't cause him to fall
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over, but you do push him back. You can push him back two
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squares. Where would you like him to go?
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That can be diagonal if you want.
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If it went diagonal he still wouldn't be close enough to hit
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the blue glass smoke I'm assuming.
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Probably not, but he would be closer to it.
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Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll push him towards the smoke.
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Push him towards the smoke. Give a better shot for
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everybody. Narrowly avoids touching the
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veil of smoke as it starts to dissipate.
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What are you actually doing with your turn though?
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Retro after pushing this guy aside.
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For my turn, I would like to get into the car.
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Right. I'm assuming that of course the
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key is not in there. Roll Perception 18.
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I'm gonna say there's a chance. So you're saying there's a
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chance? Oh look at that, you have to be
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a 13 to find a key which is a screwdriver because this car is
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stolen. I would like to turn the car on.
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Done. And I want to back it up.
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OK. Aiming where did it go this way?
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So hopefully I can get these two goons the same time while
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running them over with the car. You now have control of that
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token, so put it what you want. Can't get in there with the
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token. All right, so you want to
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breakthrough the window and smash into the front building in
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front of the building? Yeah, there's these two guys
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right here. The ones in the street or the
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ones inside? The ones inside.
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OK, cool, roll me a driving check.
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That's where my weakness now comes in.
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I. Just replied something that's
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really funny. Yeah, OK, OK, I'm going to say
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I'm going to say something and this is going to be cool.
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So you start the car, it Revs badly, the rain smattering
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across the top, and you call out over the radio to everyone
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smashing through the glass window.
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It is now permanently open. Cannot be closed.
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The scabbers inside managed to avoid you, but I'll push back
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into the room. However, in the process of
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moving into this window, you crush the guy who had one HP and
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he screams in pain and parts of them explode across the ground
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as he dies. Oh.
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Shit, shit. Oh shit.
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And that's your turn. Tokens are fun, everyone.
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Have fun. Yeah, I was.
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I didn't even have enough time to think of a good one liner for
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it. Which is, ironically, a really
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good one liner. One of the Scabbers who was
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hanging outside smoking is now looking at his friend's dead.
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Fuck the guy owed me 20 bucks you prick.
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No one 's going to say anything. We don't care.
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Oh. I mean, if you run then you, you
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know, you got a chance to be able to make $20 or more in the
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rest of your life. But if you stick around then I
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think $20 is going to be the least your worries.
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come. Oh shit.
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Oh. Damn y'all see that?
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Holy shit. Wow.
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You did it almost as good as Domino.
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Jeb, you avoided this bullet and there's no one behind you at
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that angle, so it flies into the wall behind you and ricochets in
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the rain. What?
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The fuck up let. Me shoot you again.
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Another crit. Holy shit, beta 26?
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Man, that was pretty close to the AH.
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Damn it, there it is. And this This bullet however
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only does 9 damage, so your armor is ablated by one, but
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nothing else happens and it's really scuffed it and now the
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two sides aren't even. Oh man, that was right on my
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hat. I can choose I guess.
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I have. I have a bulletproof cowboy hat
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and a leather carbon weave duster.
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No, if he shot you without doing an aim shot it is always body.
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Oh, OK. Yeah, so your your head armor is
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separate, but cold shots have to be to the head.
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It's always that's like rules I was written.
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Got it. Cool.
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So like, yeah, it's scuffed one of the lapels.
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There's like a bullet hole in it now.
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Oh man, I just got this drag clean.
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I didn't actually. That's a lie because my this is.
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This is already pretty fucked. Up.
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Bendel pushes you aside behind Phoebe.
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You can't shoot my friends. I've got this, Jeb.
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I'm cool and fast. I've got a cool leg.
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Fuck you up. Yes, you are.
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Vendel is going to skate escape directly towards that scavenger
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because I thought this one right here, correct?
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Yes. Yeah, skate directly.
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Towards them, hop over the couch and kick them in the face with
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their rollerblade feet. Fuck you.
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Fuck you. Make him eat that.
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Stupid cigarette shouldn't be smoking anyway.
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It's not cool. Yeah.
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I promise. I pressed the button.
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There it is. There it is.
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Oh yeah. God damn you guys are rolling.
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High today, and that's great damage.
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This is bad. It's bad for this guy in
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general. He does get to roll evasion, but
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I've not. I haven't got hopes.
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Yeah, it's not enough. Unfortunately.
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That is 21 damage straight to his face.
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He takes. Because it's a physical attack,
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he just takes half of it even though he has armor.
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Just takes it. Yeah, take it.
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So. That's 11 damage in total, and
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he takes and he gets a critical injury, which really sucks for
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him because you hear his ribs crack as Vendel's foot hits him
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square in the solar plexus. Oh, that.
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Sounds expensive. Oh God, I didn't pay my
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insurance bill. Insurance man.
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It's really better for. Something in the audience
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doesn't know about. We didn't discuss it in
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recording, but that's OK. No, it's OK because I think a
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hellscape it. I think it's very cyberpunk to
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have insurance companies really running the show.
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I agree and vendor kicks again 20.
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The scabba tries to avoid oh dude, he can't move.
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Oh well. Every time he.
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Move he he takes the injury again, that's he tries to evade,
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doesn't do well and then gets hit for 14 damage.
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That ain't good. I mean from here.
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Oh. God wow boss, these guys are
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not. Who the fuck are these guys?
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Oh, I'm, I'm sorry. You're like, chances are you.
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Heard of us? Probably.
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But you won't for much longer, because Bendel can do that one
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more time. Oh my God, my God.
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And Bendel puts their foot into this guy's mouth, hooks their
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foot into the underside of their soft palate, and you hear it
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crunch as their eyes lose life and they fling the body across
26:35
as it slams backwards onto the ground, blood mixing with the
26:39
rain. Every once in a.
26:43
While I do think to myself, are we like.
26:48
Doing. Crimes.
26:51
Well, don't know, but it's not, you know, Well, don't think
26:55
about humanity. Not that easy.
26:56
Think about what's in front of you, right?
26:58
Because these guys are are. Mostly robots so they don't
27:02
really count. Got it.
27:03
I feel better already from across.
27:08
This courtyard domino looks at you, Jeb well.
27:12
I didn't know we were getting personal, Jeb.
27:14
Oh. No, we're actually, here's a
27:18
good point. Do you consider yourself human?
27:19
Because I don't. I'm going to be honest with you.
27:22
Let's talk. About this later, OK, I mean
27:25
like I said. No, I don't consider.
27:26
Myself, human and one of their. Hands without looking goes to
27:31
grab this maelstrom in front of him that was just called Boss
27:35
Hey. Well, let's.
27:37
See if he's programmed with any sort of, I guess, morals,
27:42
empathy, I don't know. Let's see how he destroys this
27:45
guy, though, am I right? And I kind of nudge Avivi,
27:48
because you're right next to me. Does does domino have azimotive
27:53
flaws? No, clearly.
27:58
Rolling 15. I'm just surprised no one.
28:00
Corrected me if I say motive, I said Azimotive.
28:04
Yeah, I, I. I figured that that was a joke
28:07
on like this world's Azimov, I guess.
28:11
The Maelstrom avoids and Domino frowns.
28:16
A worthy opponent and you. Watch him twist on all four arms
28:22
upside down, and smack this guy across the face with both feet.
28:27
One of the misses, the other one hits for 17 damage, slashing
28:32
across his chest. You can see the little flesh
28:37
that is there spurt blood into the puddles below, and he tries
28:41
to protect with his arm, and you watch his right arm snap.
28:47
Oh Domino's. Really.
28:52
Limber. It's just like the.
29:02
The like, oh Click to click you're typing this.
29:09
Out to his discord buddy at the same time.
29:13
Yo. Chat this is fucked up bro.
29:18
While you're laughing at. This retro the door to the
29:21
vehicle you're in is they attempt to open it to hit the
29:25
lock mechanism before he opens the door.
29:27
Roll Evasion the land vehicle. Tech would be better, sure B at.
29:34
17 Do I? Know my way around a car.
29:38
I do. Fuck and.
29:40
You lock it and he goes Who's? Damn.
29:43
Oh. Open.
29:45
The. Door.
29:46
Do you open the door? Can you just open the door?
29:49
Get the door, dude. Dude, dude, you tried to smash
29:56
through, we're going to kill you now.
29:57
And he pulls a gun. Out and tries to shoot you at
29:59
close range. Oh yeah.
30:03
There it jigs out. Can I just shrink?
30:06
Down SO. You can't dodge bullets, my guy.
30:11
You are. You are hit for eight damage,
30:13
which is below your armor. So it just ablades your armor
30:16
and the bullet flies through the other glass, shattering it,
30:18
shattering the glass, but it stays in the door so it's
30:22
opaque. Hey, I didn't ask for.
30:24
Any grey coupon? And he hits you for 17, causing
30:30
more ablation to your armor but no damage to you maybe.
30:36
This wasn't a good idea when there's four guys about to tag
30:39
team in there. Bad Boy steps out of the
30:43
building and jumps over some boxes behind Domino and tries to
30:47
attack him from behind. He has this big baseball bat
30:53
made out of rebar, and he smacks across the back of Domino, and
30:56
you see a piece of Domino's armor fly off into the rain.
31:05
Oh oh. That's not gonna Oh, he swings.
31:09
The other way, he's a. Bad seat.
31:16
Oh. Bad boy Damn.
31:21
Damn. Right and across the back, you
31:26
see the rebar come back the other way and Domino wails in
31:32
pain. You watch blood spray across bad
31:37
boy's face. Oh no, it's.
31:40
Dark. Almost black.
31:43
Oh no, it's. Congealed No.
31:50
Pain is an interesting sensation.
31:54
And. Oh that sucks and you, you hear
32:00
the tearing of muscle and unfortunately Domino has no torn
32:05
of muscle in their back and they have they have -2 to melee
32:07
attacks. Should have stretched.
32:14
Yeah, that's the thing that. We probably should have told
32:15
them about stretching. Don't worry, I will patch you up
32:21
after this. Thank you, Phoebe.
32:25
You say you're. Welcome.
32:30
You're welcome. The.
32:37
That is a 2 the one of the scabbers in the blue glass smoke
32:42
all you all anybody hears is him cough.
32:44
Oh. Dear.
32:49
He as high. As balls and does not get up.
32:55
Dude. You know you're bleeding.
32:57
Oh God, there's a whiskey. Wiper in my chest.
33:00
Why is it floating? This doesn't make sense.
33:03
I'm so fucking high. Yeah.
33:08
Yeah, he probably shouldn't do drugs unless they're like the
33:11
good ones, you know? That is the good.
33:13
One, that's the good. 1. I don't know, yeah.
33:19
Blue glass really does get you fucked up.
33:22
Well, all right. Well, carry on boys.
33:25
The other. Guy who you tried to run over
33:27
retro did. You did.
33:29
You spike there there. Yeah, I just gave.
33:34
Him a free hit man and he shoots you.
33:37
Through the window of this barely hitting you actually for
33:40
two damage which does absolutely nothing to you.
33:43
Fuck. And he shoots you again.
33:46
He just blew up a. Tchotchke instead.
33:48
Yeah, and he shoots. You again for enough damage, but
33:50
rolls a 13 and it is not enough and it shatters.
33:53
Finally, the driver's side window.
33:57
Hey. Man, you're going to have to pay
33:58
for that motherfucker. I stole the car, he stole a
34:02
shit. Car VV.
34:05
You're now looking at this battle.
34:07
It is, frankly. Ridiculous.
34:11
Right, I have a. Turn you just rolled really
34:14
badly. Yes, I've been vibing.
34:16
This whole time staring at Domino.
34:19
Taking a hit, 20 people. Before me so suddenly it's my
34:25
turn well why don't oh shit, why don't I it's. 13 people actually
34:37
might as well. Be 20 I am gonna shoot big boy
34:43
here. OK, big boy.
34:46
Oh no. That's the other guy.
34:47
Big boy's behind him. Big boy's here.
34:51
This is the big boy's boss, essentially.
34:55
Yeah, that's bad. Boy, there's big boy.
34:59
There's sorry, There's bad boy. Bad boy is here and then this
35:02
guy you don't know he's listening to and.
35:04
He is he. Is bad and.
35:06
Big boys behind. You all.
35:08
Right. Well, this is the big.
35:11
Boy, I'm going to. Move a bit this way so that I
35:15
can get a good team at. Bad.
35:17
Boy and shoot him with my San Rue.
35:23
Hello cutie Ultra K8 assault pistol?
35:26
Hell yeah. 2392. Fuck.
35:36
Oh. I see and he dodges.
35:42
In the rain, your bullets smash through the window behind Damn.
35:47
Breaking it. Completely and ruining a hole in
35:53
the wall on the other side that opens to a backroom.
35:56
Oh well, I should. You found a secret passage.
36:01
That's cool. That's good to note for later.
36:07
Bad boy. What's your phone?
36:10
What you done? What you done?
36:12
Don't. Do.
36:14
When was? Shaft bomb bomb.
36:16
For you. I landed a hit.
36:18
You did land a. Hit and it's a good hit too.
36:23
You cause him a decent amount of damage.
36:25
That's more than his armor. Well done.
36:26
So that means it's Are you using armor piercing bullets?
36:32
Yes, I am pants, OK. Yeah, he takes.
36:39
He takes a hit. Fuck.
36:40
Oh. No, not you guys.
36:44
Oh. Yeah, it's us.
36:47
Wait, do we have a name? Do we use the name of the bar
36:49
that we frequent? It doesn't matter if they're
36:54
dead, Jeb. It's a good boy.
36:56
VB do. You move anywhere.
36:59
I'm going to move a little bit closer, OK?
37:04
And that is? All OK.
37:06
Baby. Great shot.
37:11
Thanks, Domino. Next time.
37:24
No latency. Walk my happy.
37:31
Ass over there. Oh shit.
37:33
Well. Everyone else skitting, Oh my
37:35
God. That's what I was hoping they
37:37
did rat in the. Thick of it, so I didn't.
37:40
Sign up for this casting couch. Jeez, so.
37:43
Let's go ahead and. Just Bang Bang.
37:44
But I do know they do. Extra things, that's why I put
37:46
them in tackle Vendel. At the same time, so hopefully
37:49
they're not caught in the blast. Yeah, that's lit, fan.
37:52
It's time. Does Iona need to take your
37:55
medicine? You can.
37:57
Be more on fire than you were before and also be dead.
38:00
The worst? Kinds of injuries you can get,
38:04
good Sir. I don't.
38:05
I don't need to bother them. It must do us all.
38:07
Don't. Worry what you have to pay in.
38:09
Order to say something cool. Oh, never mind, I.
38:11
Shoot him. Oh thanks, I rolled the.
38:13
Dash really good What? Works, works.
38:16
You know you wear. This you can always remember.
38:18
Thank you. Very shiny.
38:20
The first time. That you took a man's laugh.
38:22
Hey man, it's locally. Source.
38:24
Really didn't think about how. Ethical.
38:25
That really is no. It's not good.
38:52
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