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Candy Stories, Laughing @ Funeral, Truth B Told, Dry January and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 1: Black the million busy listening to show.
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  Speaker 4: I want joy, yea joy?
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  Speaker 3: You want to do that you love?
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn We.
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  Speaker 6: Got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 7: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: And turn the mouth the water agap.
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  Speaker 5: Come.
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  Speaker 7: Come out your b I show will good.
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  Speaker 2: Morning everybody you are listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 2: dig me now.
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  Speaker 7: One and only.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Got a radio show
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  Speaker 2: because God in the blessing business. Got a radio show
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  Speaker 2: because God is in the forgiving business. Got a radio
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  Speaker 2: show because God, I'll let you turn your life around.
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  Speaker 7: Business.
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  Speaker 2: Got a radio show because God know better than you know. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Didn't see it coming,
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  Speaker 2: but he did. I'm gonna share with you today a
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  Speaker 2: principle of success.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Important that we get our lives together. I mean it
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  Speaker 2: really really is. You know, to hereafter is exactly what
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  Speaker 2: it says is to hereafter, And hopefully for the majority
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  Speaker 2: of us, that's quite a way He's off. So what
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  Speaker 2: about how you living today?
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  Speaker 7: How about now?
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  Speaker 2: You know often talk to talk in the morning about
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  Speaker 2: your relationship with God that can never change. That is
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  Speaker 2: at the forefront and the best thought process that I
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  Speaker 2: can give you. And I know who I'm talking to
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. I'm talking to a lot of people, man,
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  Speaker 2: who out there just not sure. And I'm talking to
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people out there man that's trying to
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  Speaker 2: pull it together. In other words, you know, I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: to a lot of people like myself. There is a
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  Speaker 2: principle of success that is out there that if more
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  Speaker 2: people understood one of the base this is just one
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  Speaker 2: of one of the basic principles of success, you would
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  Speaker 2: have more success in your life. And that principle is this,
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  Speaker 2: the more people you help become successful, the more successful
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  Speaker 2: you become.
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  Speaker 7: Well, the more.
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  Speaker 2: People you help become successful, the more successful you become.
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  Speaker 2: Because you are practicing helping your and as you do
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  Speaker 2: unto others, then it's done unto you. You build relationships.
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  Speaker 2: When you do that, people forget and success that has
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  Speaker 2: to be relationships. There is no one person in this
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  Speaker 2: world who is just successful all on their own. You
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  Speaker 2: are successful, and successful people form relationships, and you've got
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  Speaker 2: to really coddle these relationships. You've got to nurture these relationships.
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  Speaker 2: They don't just happen. You don't just get cool with
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  Speaker 2: people just cause you cool. No, you've got to do
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  Speaker 2: some cool things to these people and for these people,
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  Speaker 2: for these people to be cool with you when you
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  Speaker 2: need some cool. I don't know if I'm explaining that right,
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  Speaker 2: but that's the best way I can tell it to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just regular, you know, I just speak like that.
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  Speaker 2: This is an important principle to put into your life.
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  Speaker 2: The more people you help become successful, the more successful
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  Speaker 2: you become.
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  Speaker 7: You can look. You have to say to people, hey,
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  Speaker 7: look I've done that.
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  Speaker 2: This is what you got to do. You got to
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  Speaker 2: take some time out to share. You have to share information, experiences, thoughts.
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  Speaker 2: You got to take a minute, man to uplift somebody,
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  Speaker 2: give them some encouragement.
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  Speaker 7: Hey man, you can do it. Don't give up. You
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  Speaker 7: have no idea. You you you right now.
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  Speaker 2: You have no idea how significant you are to someone else,
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  Speaker 2: how your words of encouragement could be the difference maker.
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  Speaker 2: Today I'm talking about it's a person looking at you
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  Speaker 2: that you don't even really know you, or you don't
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  Speaker 2: really know them, and you see them struggling with something.
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  Speaker 2: Just say, hey, you know what, I've been watching you
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  Speaker 2: from afar. You gonna be all right, man, I see
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  Speaker 2: some menu. Keep doing the right thing, man, You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be alright. I had a meeting with a young man
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  Speaker 2: for the first time, and this young man came into
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  Speaker 2: my office and never met him. He has an internet service,
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  Speaker 2: which anybody can teach me something about the internet, because
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  Speaker 2: I know little too close to nothing.
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  Speaker 7: He was twenty seven years.
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  Speaker 2: Old, and he was amazingly bright at this and I guess,
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  Speaker 2: you know, that's not that hard to impress me. But
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  Speaker 2: the fluid speech pattern that he had about this very
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  Speaker 2: very difficult subject. He was tossing around the terms I
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  Speaker 2: had heard, but he was actually putting him in sentences
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  Speaker 2: where it made since to me. It's very fluid, very
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  Speaker 2: sure of himself. When he was talking about this little thing,
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  Speaker 2: A young dude twenty seven years old. And when he
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  Speaker 2: got through, the woman that had introduced me to him,
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  Speaker 2: I was leaving my office and she was going to
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  Speaker 2: escort him out, and I turned around and I said,
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  Speaker 2: young man, I said, what size pants are you? And
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  Speaker 2: I guessed it because I've been dressing for long. I've
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  Speaker 2: been all them sizes. I said, you about a thirty ways?
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  Speaker 2: He said, yes, Sir. I said, what side shoe you
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  Speaker 2: waisted nine and a half? I said, what side shirt is?
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  Speaker 2: At a medium? He said, I really like extra large.
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  Speaker 2: I said, well that's too big for you. You just
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  Speaker 2: want to look lousy and baggy. And so I was
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  Speaker 2: talking to him. Man I said, Man, I'm gonna help
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  Speaker 2: you out. I said, man, because let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 2: You a sharp young dude. Man, you are raisor sharp.
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  Speaker 2: I said, You've really really impressed me today. I said,
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  Speaker 2: And you know what, young brother, I said, You're gonna
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  Speaker 2: make a lot of money one day. Man, I said,
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  Speaker 2: but I want you to get your image up.
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  Speaker 7: I want you to.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to look at how you dress because
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  Speaker 2: you're coming into professional people's office and you're talking about
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  Speaker 2: doing something for them, and it takes money to make
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  Speaker 2: it happen. I got to give you money to make
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  Speaker 2: this happen. What you cannot afford to do is look
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  Speaker 2: like you need every dime of this money. See you
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  Speaker 2: get when you go in there and you talking about
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  Speaker 2: money with another person, the person that's gonna give you
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  Speaker 2: this money. Can you can't look like you need every
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  Speaker 2: dime of this money, you know, so you gotta start
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  Speaker 2: presenting yourself. And that's all I just said to him.
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  Speaker 2: I just said, man, but you know what you shop,
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna make yourself some money. I'm gonna help you
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  Speaker 2: out a little bit.
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  Speaker 7: I walked out. I went on bout my business.
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  Speaker 2: Later on that afternoon, I had a meeting with the
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  Speaker 2: woman that bought him in and she said, mister Harvey,
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  Speaker 2: you have no idea what you just did. He said,
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  Speaker 2: his eyes just teared up when you walked out. He said, Wow, man,
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  Speaker 2: that man don't even know me, and he just encouraged me.
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  Speaker 2: He said, man, I always thought I might could make it,
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  Speaker 2: but he said, I ain't. Never had nobody like him
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  Speaker 2: tell me I could make it. And just hearing it
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  Speaker 2: from him, man.
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  Speaker 7: That's all right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my clothes together. But you know, I've
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  Speaker 2: been homeless. And then he started telling the woman that
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  Speaker 2: he had been homeless, and so you know, then she
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  Speaker 2: telling me that now I'm fit to cry, because you know,
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  Speaker 2: I've been in that hole before.
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  Speaker 7: And I just and I'm just sharing that story with
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  Speaker 7: y'all just to say, you don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Who you talking to But what does it hurt if
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  Speaker 2: you just extend your hand to a person and give
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  Speaker 2: them a moment of encouragement.
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  Speaker 7: See this young brother right here, he could come back one.
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  Speaker 2: Day and be a major benefit to me because he
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  Speaker 2: has a skill set that I don't have.
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  Speaker 7: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I might be old, mister Steve Harvey, but hey, guess what,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about what this young cat know.
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  Speaker 2: And he'dne went off and educated himself. And just a
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  Speaker 2: word of encouragement from somebody like yourself can make all
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  Speaker 2: the difference in another person's life. So remember on your
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  Speaker 2: way to the top. The more people that you help
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  Speaker 2: become successful, the more successful you become. It's a requirement
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  Speaker 2: of God that you do that. That ain't Steve Harvey talking.
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  Speaker 2: If you read your Bible. Somebody got a Bible verse
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  Speaker 2: that back me up? Email it to me today if
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  Speaker 2: you know what it is. I don't know, but y'all
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  Speaker 2: do out there?
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  Speaker 1: All right, you're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody look good here. I got it. What you're talking about.
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  Speaker 7: I got it. Gratitude, attitude, got it, Come time? I
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  Speaker 7: got it. What you mean you got it? Talking about that? Gratitude?
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  Speaker 7: I got it?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, oh, this is the Steve Harvey Morning Don't ask me,
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  Speaker 2: don't don't make no references to it. You triping all that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah whatever? You know why I did that because this
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  Speaker 2: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. If it was your show,
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  Speaker 2: you might not do that. You know, I understand, I
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  Speaker 2: really do, and do I have an explanation for it. Absolutely? Now,
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  Speaker 2: can I make an honest confession. I have no idea
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  Speaker 2: where that comes from.
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  Speaker 7: It just came to me. I did it. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 2: This it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show, period, make no
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  Speaker 2: mistake about it.
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  Speaker 7: Only one of these.
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  Speaker 2: Charlie Strawberry calling for real, my father South Junior and
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  Speaker 2: the legend that is nephew tom Well Junior.
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  Speaker 7: What's on your mind?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, let me ask you this, man, because this is
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  Speaker 9: something that I've been thinking about. And man, it's not
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  Speaker 9: what blessings I have, but some of the blessings God
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  Speaker 9: don't give you. Have you experienced that in your life
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  Speaker 9: on some of the stuff that you some of the
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  Speaker 9: blessings you don't have?
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  Speaker 7: No next question, you know, I think about all the
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  Speaker 7: blessings God don't give me what. Well, I'm just saying
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  Speaker 7: sometuff ain't that it may not be good for you,
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  Speaker 7: But then it ain't a blessing, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Oh wow? Now you know.
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  Speaker 2: If it's not to be blessed by something, it's to
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  Speaker 2: be a dawn or given grace about something. To be
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  Speaker 2: blessed by something is to be granted something you know, well,
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  Speaker 2: you know. But see, that's what's wrong. A lot of times,
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  Speaker 2: there are a lot of people who are so focused
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  Speaker 2: on blaming God for what they don't have when they
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  Speaker 2: don't even know the truth, understanding and depth of what
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  Speaker 2: it would mean to even have what they want. Example,
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  Speaker 2: I'll give you an example, and what better example than
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  Speaker 2: used in me. When I was in my twenties, I
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  Speaker 2: was praying to God for a certain amount of money.
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  Speaker 2: Now guess what, had he given me that money in
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  Speaker 2: my twenties, I would have blown every single dollar of
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  Speaker 2: that money.
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  Speaker 7: Broh, I would have ruined it. He knew that, so
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  Speaker 7: he didn't give it to me.
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  Speaker 2: I got a certain little anger level because I can't
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  Speaker 2: believe God ain't giving me what I'm asking for. But
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  Speaker 2: He knew that that you're asking for at this particular time,
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  Speaker 2: you're not ready to receive. I had to learn that
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  Speaker 2: over the years when he did give it to me,
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  Speaker 2: I took such good care of it because I had
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  Speaker 2: lost everything before. Kate can't be mad about the blessing
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  Speaker 2: God I ain't gave you, because if he'd gave it
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  Speaker 2: to you, wouldn't have been a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: Amen to that. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we're here from a nephew, I gotta.
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  Speaker 7: A radio I gotta started listening. Yeah, you need a
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  Speaker 7: radio show. A radio day. You're gonna get you on.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening morning show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it is time to run that BRNK back with the nephew. Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have for us today?
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  Speaker 2: Darling?
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  Speaker 7: Want me running back?
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  Speaker 8: Yes, running back and running for running back, running outside,
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  Speaker 8: running back like James Brown running back, run for. I
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  Speaker 8: think I'm about ready to do my Yeah, it's time
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  Speaker 8: to put the frank in here. It is run that
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  Speaker 8: frank back. This is bad pot luck, bad boy, hoot loucky.
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  Speaker 8: You've had it before, you've tasted it.
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  Speaker 7: You know what it is.
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  Speaker 8: You've thrown that plate in the trash, you carried it out,
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  Speaker 8: waited until they went to the kitchen and slid it
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  Speaker 8: to the dog.
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  Speaker 7: You did it. You did the dog like that, you
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  Speaker 7: did cat dog. Let's if you would. This is bad
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  Speaker 7: pot luck.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, hello, I'm trying to frying heather.
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  Speaker 10: Excuse me what you say?
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to reach a heap.
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  Speaker 10: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Okay, listen, I got your lumber from from lowers.
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  Speaker 3: Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. I'm lowest oldest son.
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  Speaker 10: Now wait wait, excuse me? Lowis who's lowiss?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, yes, hi? What are you?
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  Speaker 3: I'm good? You you you you were uh at Mama
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  Speaker 3: Dean's house on New Year's Day?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, yes, everybody was there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay when I got When I got there, you was gone.
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  Speaker 3: But what I'm what I'm calling about is you the
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  Speaker 3: one made the black eyed peas? Right I did? You
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  Speaker 3: enjoyed them? No, enjoy the mother thing. That's why I'm calling.
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  Speaker 3: Let me say this here, let me say this.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, come at work.
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  Speaker 10: You can't talk to me like this.
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  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 7: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 10: Say whatever you got to say, but please don't curse
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  Speaker 10: that me.
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  Speaker 3: Don't no, no, he go to deal your mother things.
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  Speaker 3: Got my god checked up and I didn't have to
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  Speaker 3: go down to the doctor to get my stomach pumped.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't got no damn insurance for none this. You
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  Speaker 3: know this, this, this didn't have me messed up for
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  Speaker 3: the last week. Number for the loanss to tell you
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  Speaker 3: exactly you know how your damn thieves is okay?
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  Speaker 10: First of all, okay, I told you ask. I'm at work,
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  Speaker 10: I'm around all these white people. I can't talk to
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  Speaker 10: you the way I want to talk to you. But
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  Speaker 10: let me just tell you this. Don't call me with
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  Speaker 10: the dump. First of all, there was a whole bunch
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  Speaker 10: of food there. How do you know how can you
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  Speaker 10: single out my damn beans that made you sit with
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  Speaker 10: all that got food there? You're not gonna blame me.
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  Speaker 3: You get this out of here, Mama Mama Bean says
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  Speaker 3: you were the one that made the place.
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  Speaker 6: I don't give us.
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  Speaker 10: Mama Bean said it was all this food there, and
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  Speaker 10: you're gonna single out my beans. Nobody else complained, you
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  Speaker 10: know what the day's date is okay, And not one
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  Speaker 10: other person called me about them beans, and by the
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  Speaker 10: as a matter of fact, other people were complimenting me.
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  Speaker 10: So for you to call me with the dump all
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  Speaker 10: late and wrong, going to blame me probably because you
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  Speaker 10: need a doctor's appointment. You should have got Obamacare when
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  Speaker 10: it was available to you. And now you want to
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  Speaker 10: call me with no no no, no, no no no,
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  Speaker 10: so you could tell what.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody you're trying to blame somebody else's food, Joe beans,
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  Speaker 3: my stomach up, and that's what That's what it falls
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  Speaker 3: down to. And at the end of the day, you're prinitive.
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  Speaker 10: Miss You know the hell, I at what doctor bill?
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  Speaker 10: You said you don't having short, So how does the
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  Speaker 10: hell did you go to swallowing short?
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  Speaker 3: I had to play out my pocket to get my
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  Speaker 3: stomach pumped.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, well taken care of. If you paid out your pocket,
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  Speaker 10: that means the bills pay so.
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  Speaker 3: You can get you gonna reimburse me.
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  Speaker 10: No, I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact,
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  Speaker 10: I got more beans for you since you got a
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  Speaker 10: problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you. Okay,
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  Speaker 10: how about because you fullished? So if it made you,
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  Speaker 10: that's good for you.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, look, look, I'm gonna tell you this here right now.
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  Speaker 3: The bill was four hundred and seventy two dollars. I
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  Speaker 3: need four four hundred and seventy two dollars for your
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  Speaker 3: bulley things.
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  Speaker 10: No, no, no, no, you're not getting no money from me.
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  Speaker 10: And I need to go because I got work to do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you got to do.
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  Speaker 10: Spend it all this time on the phone talk about
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  Speaker 10: some beans with all that food. So the rice didn't
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  Speaker 10: do it, the meat didn't do it. They had some
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  Speaker 10: other gravy. Gravy always people up that didn't do it.
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  Speaker 10: You want to single out my beans got of here?
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  Speaker 10: Don't be calling me with this dumb you know what?
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  Speaker 10: Now tell me who gave me your number? Because I
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  Speaker 10: don't even know you. I do know your mom.
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  Speaker 3: Mama Bean gave me your number.
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  Speaker 10: I call Mama Deane passing out numbers. Well, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: call Mama Dean, and I'm gonna see if anybody else
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  Speaker 10: got sick, which I know they didn't because your ass
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  Speaker 10: is full of so I'm gonna call her see if
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  Speaker 10: anybody got sick. How about we do it that way.
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  Speaker 10: And also I'm gonna call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: call miss Lewis and see why her dad son is
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  Speaker 10: calling me on the phone. Because this is something both
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  Speaker 10: I'm getting stick and side of this phone call and
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  Speaker 10: nothing was wrong with my beans. If anything's something wrong
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: with you, and so take an accident, clean your ass
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: out and keep it too if you get off my phone.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, they say they say Tommy had some
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: problem with the bees.
• 18:46
  Speaker 10: To tom First of all, I don't even know no God,
• 18:50
  Speaker 10: tom I barely know your mom.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I just know her by face.
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, Hugh,
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got no Bodin's geting
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: my mom up number to nobody.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: This is what what you want me to tell Tommy.
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: I just told you I don't know anybody named Tommy.
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: So you can tell him whatever you want to tell him.
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: And if you want to gain other people who want
• 19:14
  Speaker 10: to jump away your side, it's not gonna happen because
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: nobody complained about the beam. Give me give me nother names,
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: because Tommy wasn't there. I know just about everybody that
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: was there was nobody named Tommy there.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say, Nephew, tell me, nephew,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: Tommy wasn't. Now what nephew tell me? This is Nephew
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: from The Steve Harvey Morning Show with Heather.
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: You just.
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: Are you crazy? Your cousin?
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: You got me to pray, Paul.
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: Call what people walking by me looking at me cause
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: I'm walking again right not prob you? Tommy?
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Are you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 11: A good.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh man? You got me, You got me wanting to
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: taste your black eyed ta okay.
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: Oh good, nobody could come. I'm sitting here like I'm
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: not want to get these people. Frack you weren't gonna
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: get no money.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Show? Tell me this. What is the baddest, the baddest
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: radio show in the land.
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show?
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: Oh my god?
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Oh keep cooking.
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: You are all right?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Thank you?
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: New Year? All right, New Year, and next year I'll
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: probably pop up at Mamma Deen house here.
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: You are welcome.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Acome white too much?
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: You hate it? Hate it?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, ask the c l O with the
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officers. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: time now to ask the c l O. This one
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: is from Lucretia in Birmingham, Cresta Rights. I'm a twenty
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: eight year old engaged woman and my fiance cheated on
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: me several times before we got engaged. I got tired
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: of him cheating on me, and I started cheating back,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: but it's with someone that's close to him. Before we
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: get married, I think I need to come clean about
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: who I messed with. I kind of want him to
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: be hurt like he hurt me. If I tell him,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: he may call our wedding off. Should I get revenge
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: and tell him or take the secret to my grave?
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think y'all need to get married.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I really don't, because what's y'all's ambition? You want to
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: hurt him? Yeah, so you can tell it, but then
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: you don't want him to call off the marriage. So
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: you want to be married for what?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: J just wants a wedding? You know?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: Do that?
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: Ain't y'all? This is doomed?
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, before you start, this is.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Y'all operating on no trust. Y'all ain't trying to do
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: better by each other. Y'all ain't trying to get right.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Y'all ain't trying to safeguard each other's feelings. Right now
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: you want to staying hire? Oh the what makes you
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: think you need to open up about this? So my
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: suggestion after listening to this is y'all don't need to be.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: Married at all. You really don't. Y'all need to go
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: to something else? Yeah, whyn't y'all go to camp? They
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: doing something else? The something Yeah? Yeah, y'all you got
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: back at him, y'all, y'all ain't trying to do right.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he cheated and cheated, then they got engaged. Then
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: she cheated on him.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: Two rooms don't make a.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Run, exactly, exactly, all right? Moving on, Colby and Michigan says,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty seven year old professional man, and I'm
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: in a social group that my parents belonged to for
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: many years. After my dad passed, rumors started swirling about
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: my mom having an affair with a wealthy member of
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: the group. Then I heard his wife is involved too,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: like a three way love affair type of thing. My
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: mother has a brand new Mercedes SUV and I never
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: questioned it because she got a nice insurance settlement from
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: my dad's death. Rumors are that this guy bought it.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Do I confront my mom with these rumors?
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: What you're gonna confront your mom about?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Why are you in the same social group your mom?
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: That's the first question.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that part First of all, it's unimportant.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: It's very very unimportant. And first of all, wherever you
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: heard is from, you have to whoever brings you this information.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: You have to try to figure out what they motivation.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Why ain't nobody just inadvertently said this to you? Somebody
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: bought this to you. You ain't heard this. They knew
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: you was around, and they talked about it. So now, really, man,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and I don't know what social group you in at
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: your mom. I'm still trying to figure that one out. Man,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't do I didn't do nothing with my mom.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: What social group is men and women? Given you got
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Eastern Stars and Masons?
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: But what social group is?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but may not considered a social group. They they're
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: on a whole other level than that. So I don't
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: know what social group he talking about. I don't get
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: that man, social group.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: So he shouldn't confront social club like New Orleans and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: social clubs.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, see, I've never heard maybe I'm thinking I'm
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: not sure that that could be true. We never had that.
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: They be some old lass jack and jail? Can they
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: be old?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: What if you find out what what you're gonna confront for?
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Why lead that alone? Man, first of all, ah obusiness.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: And secondly, I ain't got nothing to.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Do with you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Nothing, all right.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: You already lost your father. Man, don't get stupid.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Enough, all right? Moving on, So Chutta and Tampa says,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty nine year old single woman and I'm
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: with a man that I love, but little things about
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: him annoying me. He's a thin man and he wears
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: big clothes to camouflage how small he is, but it
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: makes him look worse. His hair is thinning at the
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: top and he won't cut it so you can see
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: right through his little afro. The most annoying thing is
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: that he uses the bathroom immediately after we eat, and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: he's left me at the table for his longest thirty
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: minutes before in a restaurant. He's forty eight. So do
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you think I can get him to change now?
• 25:55
  Speaker 7: First of all, just start this bathroom.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: He regularly, he worked, and he and he emergency regular Yeah,
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: you know I'm gonna make it to the house. No,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: i'm e I'm at a public run. You got to
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: get a little bit better grip on yourself now, these
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: big ass clothes and his little ass body. I don't
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: know what to tell you couldn't buy him the right
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: side clothes. Now he gonna have to get a hair cut.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: So it was because you said you can see right
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: through his little afro. Now everything about this man little
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I think he didnet got on your nerves.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Just what I like.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: She said, she's with the man that she loves.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can love love now, but but based on
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: this letter, just this fit the wear off because you
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: you finding there's too much stuff you don't like.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: He go too damn much.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: He got these big ass clothes, or he lived, and
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: he got little afro in this in and at the
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: top you looking down on the top, us.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: beIN do this miser, he's fred to desert. God, I'll
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: be right back all right.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Moving on Turquoise and iHeartRadio. App listener says, I'm thirty
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: four and my boyfriend is thirty two. He scrolls on
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Instagram all day long, and he posts a lot of
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: pictures of himself. I post pictures too, but he never
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: seems to notice mine. He likes other women's popes and
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: will put the fire emoji under a picture if he
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: really likes it. I have told him that it's disrespectful,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: but he doesn't understand. I know it's petty to break
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: up over this. So what can I do to get
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: through to him?
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: How would he like it if you put the fire
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: mojiic under men's pictures? Sometimes you got to let a
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: person put the shoe on the of the foot, and
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: you got to help. Sometimes you have to slip it
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: on that phone. See how he liked that. If you
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: don't want to break up over it, then just let
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: him see how it feels and then maybe he'll stop.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: If not, after that, they I don't know what to
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: tell you.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you, c l O. You're listening Morning show? All right,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: it is time for something funny. Now our ceo, our
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: beloved one, has a daytime story about the morning crew.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But Jay, you want to explain it?
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Pople, what are you gonna do is take candies, very
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: well known candies describing each person on the show, and
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: a bedtime story thing and the whole thing, yeah is
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: about candy.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So every description that he has written for me
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: is about a candy. R real, Can we have some
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: little timmy.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Music because you sound like uncle Steve.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: Right, it's time for we got to well, well, well,
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: welcome Steve Hovey is Daytime Story by boys and girls.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: And today's daytime story is all about Cam twenty Baby,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: don't like camps. Candy's wonderful. It decay your teeth with
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: the sting. It's the reasons dentists are as rich as heads.
• 29:17
  Speaker 6: Bad word.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: It's all right that way about that. That ain't the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: last time you gonna heal. Wait, do you do something wrong?
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna get cussed. Smooth out, well gathered around,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: boys and guys. I'm gona tell you about the people
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: who work on the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'll be
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: using names of actual candy and I will describe everyone
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: on the show. Begin let us start with Shirley. She's
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: a pepper med pat. Now, in order to get that kid,
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: you got to have a big hey.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: Like you.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's using that baby talk. You gotta have a
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: big pay day, like one hundred grand.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: I ain't got the money, you just a milk. Then
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: let's move on again.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Dance calling my little Army Joy dog Chocolate arm in Joy.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: And she's married to old and they got together and
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: compilated and had themself a little baby roof. The little
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: baby roof is at the house. But some days if
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: you cross her, he can go really bad for you.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: She becomes a real sour pas. But on her best
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: days you can hear her in the background just being
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: a jolly red.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: Then that's Julie. We like to call him Junior Mitt.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Most days he just fits over the andy snickers or
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: bust out in old laugh attack. Now Junior is a
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: part of the three Musketeers. That would be Tommy, Jay
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: and Julie.
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Yes, everybody.
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: Speaking of Tommy. Tommy can be a real dumb dump,
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: yes it is.
• 31:58
  Speaker 11: All.
• 31:59
  Speaker 7: Sometimes would get an attitude. He's just a real sour talk.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Then when he snap extra hosy becomes assaulted Armond, I'm
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: gonna kill him. Then there's the newcomer to the show,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: j Anthony Brown. He's a diabetic.
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, and that makes him what a sugar dang.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Surely you ruined in the bay about to laugh.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: This is can Now. He don't care for the black
• 32:45
  Speaker 7: cow all the Tussie rolls. Uh uh. That boy just
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: like white shot.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: Boy and that leaves me used to be my favorite
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: candy too. I'm just a big old box of good
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: and plenty with a lot of zeros behind my chip.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Some days I'm an alms and jolly some jays.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: I'm just a.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Good but no matter what, I'm down to Mike e oh,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: which means I'm the big faut.
• 33:32
  Speaker 7: This is Steve Hawker's daytime stories. The candy but dish.
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: Hungry.
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: How'd you like that interpretation?
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: Man to the paper to the mouth. That's that's why
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: this is what.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Have you always been a diabetic?
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Jay? No?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: About forty years?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Oh so you've had your shrif of candy?
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 34:09
  Speaker 7: Oh my god?
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: What was your favorite candy though? Before?
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: I can't that's a tough one.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: I'm enjoying. Yeah, I'm enjoy pepper No, my number one
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: candy all time.
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I'm right there.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Which I'm a Snickers girl myself. You're listening hardy morning show.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for yet another round
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: of would you rather?
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: We would you? Is that the theme? If you had
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: to change jobs? Would you rather be an airline pilot
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: or captain of a ship.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: That's so hard in the air or in the watch ahead?
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Up?
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: And then? Oh but I don't want to be on
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: the job. Yeah, and that water rough man, because when
• 35:10
  Speaker 7: you get out of hand out there and all that
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: go down with your ship. The captain go down with
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: this ship. No, I don't know.
• 35:18
  Speaker 9: I don't Okay, I'm gonna go cap in the ship
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: because if I'm in there the air and then the
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: passing the pilot coming out the cockpit, you start acting
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: up up here.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: I'm coming out the cockpit. I'm fighting. I'm not let
• 35:31
  Speaker 7: you take over. I'm out. Yeah, I'll be right back.
• 35:35
  Speaker 7: Hold on, I'll be right back. What airlines is it
• 35:38
  Speaker 7: is the spirit?
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: I mean what I'm saying.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I gotta know who I'm flying with,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: just to say it is well, you know what, I'll
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: probably go in and have to take the captain pilot
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: job because at least I know we're gonna land. Yeah,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: flying he is safe. It's just scary. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: You'd rather be airline pilot than captain of a ship.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been on them boats. You got to know
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: a lot. You got to know a lot though.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, So everybody, you're a junior airline pilot.
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on the pilot. I'm on the Yeah. I
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: wanted I'm gonna be on that on that plane.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Stephen Tommy pilot's junior ship captain. Okay,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: all right, moving on with his little sick Would you rather.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: Like like he went to be somewhere seasick and.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: We don't want him to play? Would you rather your.
• 36:45
  Speaker 7: Last need to be somewhere flying where you can get
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: to these hospitals doing me bad this week ago?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I ain't letting him slide at all. Me and Tommy
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: that set up here and got on the way. You're
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: gonna take your little sick ass on the boat. You're
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: in the middle of nowhere.
• 37:04
  Speaker 7: You can't.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: All right, we got time for one more. Would you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: rather be reincarnated as a singer Luther Vandross or Marvin
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: gay Would you rather be reincarnated as Luther Van Dress
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: or Marvin Gaye?
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: To come back as Marvin?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: No doubt you've seen Janie, I'm coming back as Marvin
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: had a soul trying down so too. No, I'm coming
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: back as Marvin gate Boy.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: All right, that's what you're rather for today. You're listening
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: morning show? All right, here we go, come on Jay
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: with comedy.
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: Roulette, kind of very simple.
• 37:55
  Speaker 6: Take five subjects, put them on the wheel, spun the
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: wheel round, stop.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: We will do the day all.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Right, here we go.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Thank you Jay. Number one, her fine in quotations didn't
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: hold up. Number two, could you please stop talking about
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: what happened in high school?
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Please?
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Three?
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: Your church service is too long.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: Too long.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Four, well, this shirt smells like fish in here.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Number five.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I know, I know you're not supposed to laugh at
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: a funeral, but.
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: Dot dot dot.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: Cat let go.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Number five stopped doing. I know you're not supposed to
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: laugh at a funeral, but like the title, I know
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to laugh at a funeral.
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: But but man, when the deacon passed away and Poe
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: baby mama shoulder, nobody know nothing.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: All the girls look just like him.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Look at you.
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: You know you're not supposed laugh at the funeral.
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: But I know you're not supposed to.
• 39:33
  Speaker 12: Laugh at the funeral, but it would have been nice
• 39:35
  Speaker 12: they had matching family calls.
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: I got a one day and all the family in there.
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: I know you're not supposed to laughter, but her wig
• 39:49
  Speaker 8: is on bathroom that.
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: Come on if somebody flipped that.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: I know you aren't supposed to laugh at the funeral,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: but you know, good and well, y'all needed a wider cast.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Just the mask this big ass down in there. They're
• 40:12
  Speaker 7: shut the lids. Clothes hanging out, they shut the lid.
• 40:18
  Speaker 7: You've been to hear him the body, they shut the
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: lid the body with good Hell, well, you should have
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: spent that money on a bigger cast.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Come.
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: I know you're not supposed to laugh at the funeral,
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: but when the passer said we're head to Barry, hold on, what.
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: Do you say? That's funny?
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I love it?
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Jay.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: I know we're not.
• 40:52
  Speaker 12: Supposed to laugh, But why is all the power bearers
• 40:56
  Speaker 12: paying say they don't wrop this boy? Scooby died, they
• 41:04
  Speaker 12: not go bad?
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Come on tell me.
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: I know we're not supposed to laugh at a funeral,
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: but your wife and you got the same daddy you
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: just found.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve closing out? Oh my god, I.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: Know you ain't supposed to laugh at her funeral. Bo
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: When your uncle is up in there and he's buried
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: in a Michael.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Jordan's job, his suit with a headband and a beeper
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: old with two wrist bands.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: And some new johnts. You're a good airway. Should have
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: put it down way into just a black suit. Ladies
• 41:50
  Speaker 7: and gentlemen from the Chicago Bull.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Uncle all right, nephew, tell me has a prank phone
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: call right after this. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: is his ex wife won't let me visit him. Okay,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: his ex wife won't let me visit him. We'll get
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: into that in just a few but right now, the
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: nephew's here with today's prank phone call.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: What you got for us, nef, Well, we got a
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: bit of a problem today, folks. Parasites parasites. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: it happens sometime. We got a bit of a problem
• 42:31
  Speaker 8: it is. Let's check in with cat dog, cat dog parasites.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach it. Brian. Brian, Hey, hey, Brian,
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah, yeah, okay, listen,
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: you actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: half week, could go here to my office and got
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah, right right, yeah,
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: everything okay, well, yeah, everything that's gonna be pretty good.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see if I can get you to
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: come in and I you know, everything's going to be fine,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: and I got a small procedure we'd like to do
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: to actually, uh, you know right now, you're not approved
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: for your life insurance to do until this procedure is done.
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: So if you don't mind coming in, we'd like to
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: get you taken care of. When can I schedule you
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: to come in, like, uh, maybe tomorrow or the following day.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: What kind of procedure is? Well, actually, I don't know
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: if you've heard of it. This is an okostromyn. I
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: got something that's got something you wasn't there something doing
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: my eyes?
• 43:31
  Speaker 11: I ha heard?
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: What's that? No? No, has nothing to do with the eyes, No,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: nothing at all. We found a little bit of parasites
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: in a particular area, and what we want to do
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: is make sure we just remove it completely and you'll
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: be fine. You'll get your life insurance, You're and your
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: family will be great. So can I get you to
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: come in tomorrow? Maybe Thursday afternoon? As what? What? What area?
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: I found the parasite? Then? Actually one of your testicles
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: has some parasites. So what we're going to do is
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: what it's called a okyostromy and okostrom is actually removing
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: that testicle completely and then everything gonna be fine, it's
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: all confined and we'll be able to remove it. You'll
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: be on your way, you'll get your life insurance and
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said, can I
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: get can I? Can I get you to come in tomorrow?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: My testicle? Well only one, only one, and it's not
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: going to take long. With's a thirty minute procedure. But
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: we want to get you to come in tomorrow or
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: the next day. Can we get you to go? Whether
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: are you available?
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: I just want to play a routine.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I got to remove a test sir. You know what,
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: oftentimes when people come in with life insurance, these type
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: of things happen. So we want to get you in
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: and get it out as quickly as possible. No, man,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: I'm waiting for a routine physical. Man. I wasn't supposed
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: to be checking all this extra stuff. Now I get
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: a parent site, man, and my testical y'all don't remove
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five, man, my wife, no kids.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: They were trying to be that I gotta move a testicle.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: completely fine. You'll be able to create children, you'll be
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: able a little normal. You know you'll just see you
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: won't have all of them, but you'll have enough to
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: create children. You understand that. Nah Man, I can't No,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I ain't gonna. I can't come in for that now, Sir.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Is there any way I can get you in tomorrow
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: or tomorrow afternoon or the Thursday afternoon so we can
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: kind of get this thing taken care of and we
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: can get to moving on your way, and that people
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: can get the life insurance papers together and so forth.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: Nah man, Man, we ain't rescheduling now. I need to
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: take in a third opinion on that. Man. He's talking
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: about taking away one of my We ain't rescheduling nothing, man.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna need to see another doctor. Man, it's some sir. Sir,
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: you can go around the entire city and see several doctors.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I'm here to tell you you're just gonna be wasting time.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try to knock this thing out for you.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, you
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: ain't have to join us to get money, medicine, scheduling, nothing, man.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: I need to take a third of pity. This is
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: bloom Brian. I'll tell you if you come in and
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: let me get this thing taken care of.
• 45:55
  Speaker 10: You know, I have you back.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: You know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: You know what's big? Big ball? That shot call it? Man?
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: I told you, man, I ain't going in for none
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: of that. Man, I'm supposed to tell my wife. Man,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in for that. Man.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: I'm rescheduling, manchul What do you mean you're rescheduling? Sir?
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion. I ain't going
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: into that. Okay you, but I'm trying to make you
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: a big baller shot caller. You know, man, what what
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: is your name? Man? You're supposed to be a doctor.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: You're making a little jokes man, and you're doing a
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: little play on words. Man. It ain't even funny. Man,
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I'm calling it insurance sinned tell him they give me doctor. Man,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: But you think he's funny. Hey, it ain't funny man.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: You know you're making a little chase. Man. It ain't
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: funny man. I'm thinking opinion. Man, I'm forget in all
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: of the work that we got, the blood work, the
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: yearine work, the complete physical. That's when we didn't realize
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: that you had parasites in a particular area. So what
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: we're talking, I'm not. I don't mean I turned to
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: make a light of make humor in it, just to
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: make you feel a little bit more comfortable. I apologize,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: all right. That ain't funny, man. You want to want
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: to losing? No, that ain't funny. Man. If I had
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: a situation, the nurse would have told me that he
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: ain't telling me nothing. Man, ain't me thinking, I'm all good.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Now you're telling me I got to come in to
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: remove a test on that. We have to run tests
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: on you, sir. We got tests back when you do
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: have the parasites, and what we want to do is
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: make sure we get them completely cleared out. The only
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: way I can clear that out is to remove that testicle. Man,
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: it's some man. I ain't got no parasites. Man, May
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: I have your running out of these tests on me?
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going to another doctor, man, because this man, I
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: ain't got no paracite. Man, all these kids got somebody
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: that ry me. I gotta remove them.
• 47:26
  Speaker 10: That's some you know, we hear me.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: So that's I know you doctor, and I ain't got
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: a paracise. Man. I'm following my head shut. I'm telling
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: my dealing with you. Man. I ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: Let me make you understand something clearly here. It's my
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: job as a physician that if the patient doesn't come
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: to me, it's my job to come to you and
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having to come
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: to your home and extract the problem.
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: Man, when you want to come home house, may you
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: not what you want just with the town to test is?
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: May you you fucking want.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: With another doctor. I'm getting another chance. I ain't got
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: a pass. Let it, sir. You've got the parasites, and
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: you only have twenty four hours for me to get sir.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: I have to move on this quickly, Brian. Okay, I'm
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: not gonna take it out again.
• 48:14
  Speaker 11: I ain't got I ain't got it. Okay, I'm three minutes.
• 48:19
  Speaker 11: Can't give it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I ain't give it.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't got it.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Man. It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: another another human being. It just develops in one out
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: of every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: I got to extracted from you.
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: You try to tell me I'm the wire man. You
• 48:38
  Speaker 11: know I'm coming like that. Ain't got a passite man, Bryan.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: There's something else that you have and I haven't told
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: you about. There's something else I need to tell you.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: I got it. Here's somebody I got passed. What else?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: But like that, Brian, you just got prayed. You just
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: got pranked by nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey. Want
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: to show Joe wife's Anne because got me the prank
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: phone called you.
• 49:12
  Speaker 7: Big ball is shot Colin.
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: You know I doesn't want to deal with the problem
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: at all. He don't want to deal with the problem.
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: Just kicking him up and he just want to fight.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: Pick one, okay, but one of them got to go.
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: Pick one, Pick the one you want to keep, all right?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Pick another doctor? How about that.
• 49:31
  Speaker 7: Doctor Tommy? Baby, doctor nephew, tell me that was crazy? Yes, stupid?
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: That is best? Baby. New York, New York, Big city
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: of dreams. Get ready, baby.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: February the third, the Nephew was coming to the n
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: y C The City Winery. You heard what I said.
• 49:46
  Speaker 8: Tickets are on sale right now. February third, Saturday night,
• 49:49
  Speaker 8: New York City. If you can make it New York,
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: you can make it anywhere. Tickets on sale right now.
• 49:54
  Speaker 8: I'll let you know if I had some shows. Okay,
• 49:57
  Speaker 8: I got to talk to my uncle, see if I
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: can get off. You know, it takes a minute, gotta
• 50:00
  Speaker 8: go through some you know, little red tape the whole tight.
• 50:02
  Speaker 7: I'll let y'all know. Okay, hold tight.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: What you need time off? That had the show for
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Just add the show on the night. You already got it.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: She always trying to have your little career be convenient.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: You wanna do two ko ass to bed. We ain't
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: got no more damn time off. I do it, man,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I mind the hustle, and I got that hump show.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: Dass out there and do fourtnights.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Sinbad would do five and six shows a night, though,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: oh my god, nobody did for since Sinbad did.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: Matt Na's man Wow legend.
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Man, I tried that one time I did a show
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: for kids that I was supposed to a forty five
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: minute set. That set lasted fifteen minutes. Parents was getting
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: up walking.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: What did he just say? Hey, man, hey, I was
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: on stage. I didn't have no show for no kids.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they were in here, all right,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: thank you of you coming up.
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: I think were made and walk out. Was when I said,
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: shot your little punk as.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: That his ex wife won't let me visit him. We'll
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
• 51:27
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• 51:30
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• 51:34
  Speaker 1: be reading your letter live on the air, just like
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: we're going to read this one right here, right now.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: Who knows it could be yours?
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: Buck it up, Hold on tight, we got it. Pull
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: you here.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letters subject his ex wife won't
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: let me visit him. Here Stephen Shirley, My boyfriend and
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I have been dating for about five months and he's
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: the best man I've ever been with and he treats
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: me really good. There's a situation that I'm dealing with
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and my man doesn't understand why it's bothering me. When
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: we first met, he had just gotten a divorce. I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: mean it was literally finalized the day before I met him.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Because it was a quick divorce, he was still living
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: in the house he shared with his wife. He said
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: they didn't put the house in the divorce settlement because
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: it was his wife's house in her name. I thought
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: within months of getting a divorce, he'd move out. We
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: even went to look at apartments and rental houses together.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Then he informed me that he decided to stay in
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: the house with his ex wife because she agreed to
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: let him rent his man cave area of the house.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: He said the room is on the second floor and
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: it's got a bathroom attached to it and a wet
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: bar section with a tiny fridge in it. He said
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: he's got access to a bedroom upstairs too, because his
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: wife doesn't go upstairs at all. I asked him about
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: the common areas they have to share. Assured me that
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: he had it all worked out. This has put a
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: strain on our relationship because he has to stay at
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: my house all of the time, since I'm not allowed
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: to visit him or even step foot on this woman's property.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I popped over there last week to see what would happen,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: and his ex wife met me at the door and said,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: if I don't like her rules, then I should let
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: him move in with me. I left and called and
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: cursed him out. He doesn't understand how crazy this is.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the vibe that he's a sorry but man.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's what she said. What is really going
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: on here? Please help you?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Know what?
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I don't like this situation at all for you, because
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: this arrangement is just really stupid. I mean, what are
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you getting out of this? You're getting nothing but stress
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: and misery and unhappiness. This so called best guy that
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: you've ever had is living with his ex wife and
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: paying her rent to live there. As much time as
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: you say he spends at your place. Why don't you
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: charge him rent? You should be charging him rent. Maybe
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: that will help him to understand that it's time to
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: get out of his wife's house and move on with
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: you in his life. That means getting his own place.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: You said, you guys have looked at places, what happened.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: That means getting his own place where you're invited, where
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: you can go over there and hang out and spend
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: the night, things like that that couples do. It makes
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: absolutely no sense for him to still be staying there
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: unless unless he's, you know, having trouble letting go. He
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: might be Remember you said, he treats you really well,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: so he should have moved out when his wife spoke
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: to you so rudely when you popped up over there,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: his sorry behind did nothing. Okay, he's not right for you.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I mean he can barely take care of himself at
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: this point, so you need to do for yourself what
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: he can't do for himself. And that's move on. It's
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: only been five months. You'll be all right. You'll be
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve.
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: Wow, this letter got I don't believe it written all
• 55:11
  Speaker 7: over it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do not understand why this woman is writing
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: this letter because it don't make no sense. How much
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: time I got to deal with this before we gonna break?
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: All right, stay here with us.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Now, you first met this man, best man you ever
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: had be you never treat you really good. We first
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: met he had just gotten divorced, literally finalized the day
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: before I met him.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: Danger. Danger, we'll rob its. Danger just got out.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: I know marriages are over long before the date is finalized,
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: so they probably been going through this. But you did
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: say it was a quick divorce. So he was still
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: living in the house that he shared with his wife,
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: and they didn't put the house in the divorce settlement
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: because it was his wife's house in her name. Well,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: you can't put it in the divorce settlement because of
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: what he did that brought about the quick divorce. You
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: never mentioned that, and now you ain't getting this house.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: You got to get out. This is my damn house.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: So now that's why that didn't get put in the
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: divorce settlement. I thought after months, I thought, within monks
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: of getting a divorce, he'd move out. Y'all went to
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: look at apartments and rental houses together.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: He wasn't serious. He was just you know, you know,
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: appeasing you.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: Then he informed me that he decided to stay in
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: the house with his ex wife because.
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: She agreed to let him rent his man cave area
• 56:38
  Speaker 7: of the house.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: He said, The room is on the second floor, and
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: it's got a bathroom attached to it, a wet bar section.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: With a tiny fridge in it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Listen to me, You mean to tell me that a
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: man gets divorced and his option is to stay in
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: the house with the wife that you've divorced because you
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: got a man cave in it with a access to
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: a bathroom and a tiny fridge. Now later on they say,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: and the bedroom is he's accessible is on another floor.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: What girl, A man cave can't mean that much to
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: you if you ain't the king no more. See, a
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: man cave is only good is if you the king
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: and you got a man cave.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: But if you ain't the king no more, you ain't
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: got a man cave.
• 57:39
  Speaker 10: You're a renter.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Matter of fact, you just air B and B. I
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: don't even see how you do. He ain't got nothing.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: When we come back, I'm gonna break your heart. I'm
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: gonna break y'all.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: your responses.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: In a man cave that a little boy got a
• 57:56
  Speaker 7: tiny fridge, little.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Bitty fridge coming up. Steve's response Part two at twenty
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour Strawberry Letters. Subject for today
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: his ex wife won't let me visit him. We'll get
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening, Steve Hardy
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject his ex wife won't let me
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: visit him.
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: This man got a divorce.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: You met him right after he got the divorce, y'all,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: the best man you ever met.
• 58:27
  Speaker 7: You say. It was a quick divorce.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: So they didn't put the house into the divorce settlement
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: because it was his wife's house and in her name.
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: So you thought.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Within monthster getting the divorce, he moved out. Y'all went
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: apartment looking and everything that was just to appease you.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Then informed you that he decided to stay in the
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: house with his ex wife because she agreed. She agreed
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: to let him rent his man cave area of the house. Now,
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: he said, the room is on the second floor. It's
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: got a bathroom attached to it. Which anything that's got
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: a bathroom attached to it on the second floor is
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: not a full bath. It's a half bath, sink, toilet. Oh,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I want you to understand this. Now, they don't put
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: showers and stuff on little areas. They don't have beds,
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: not in regular houses. They don't. I'm just telling you.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: He said, the room's on the second floor, it's got
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: bathroom attached to it, and a wet bar section. So
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: that means there's a sink, a sink over there with
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: a tiny refrigerator in it. He got access to a bedroom,
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: but the bedroom is upstairs. What because his wife doesn't
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: go upstairs at all? What in her house she don't
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: go upstairs at all. So you ask him about the
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: common areas that they have to share, and he assued me,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: ensured me that he has had it all worked out,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: so now he don't even have an area of his own.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: He got common areas with his ex wife. This has
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: put a strain under our relationship because he's had to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: stay at my house all of the time since I'm
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: not allowed to visit him or step foot on this
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: woman's property.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: Now, guess what this crazy woman does.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I popped up over that last week to see what
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: would happen, and his ex wife met me at the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: door and said, if I don't like her rules, then
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: you should then I should let him move in with me.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: First of all, you should have never done that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: And what you think the woman was gonna say, oh, hey,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: nice to meet you, come on in in her house
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: that's in her name, that he'dne already he done told him,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: she done, told him he ain't the king no more,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: This ain't a man cave.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: This a room.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you access to a bedroom that's upstairs,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna pay me money, And then told you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: if you don't like the rules and ought to let
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: him move in me. I left, called and cussed him out.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: What you cuss him out for? He told your ass
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: couldn't come over there, right, he said, don't come over here.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: This hell of crazy. This her house, She making all
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: the rules. He doesn't understand how crazy this is. I'm
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: getting the vibe that he's a sorry ass man, you think,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: because I'm gonna tell you what's really going on? She say,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: what's really going on?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: Please help me? All right? First of all, I'm gonna
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 7: tell you what's really going on.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: Number one, he ain't got no money because any man
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: that gets a divorce is not gonna live in a
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: subservient position like this with all these rules. He can't
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: have a company, right, You can't date, and you'd have
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: brought your ass over there to just see what would happen,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: and you the damn near got cussed out.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: So now let's go over what this man has.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: One the fridge okay, he stuck on that too. Access
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: to a bedroom which is not his, He just got
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: access to it. He has a bath that's probably a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: half bath. They have to share common areas. And if
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: she in now, she can tell him it ain't common.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Right now, your ass back in your man cave. Just
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: your space is the man cave. Next one, it's her house,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: it's in her name. Here's the next one. She makes
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: all the rules. Here's the next one.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: She told you if he don't like it, he can
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 7: move in with you.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Listen to me, A man cave can't mean that much
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: when you ain't king no more, and he done gave
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: up all rights as king. See what makes you have
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: a man cave is when you king of the castle
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: and your wife gives you a space that she don't lie.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: The kids come in.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: Nothing that's yours. You can do it like you want to,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: cause you the husband, that's your aria. Baby, do it
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: like you want to. Y'all want to watch a game video,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: whatever you want to do, if that's your room.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: He don't have that no more.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: You know why because now he written that. So you
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: see he has nothing and he ain't got no money.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Because why would I rent this space that I can't
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: even have company in when I could take my money
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: and get me an apartment. But he can't go get
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: the apartment with you because he ain't got his money,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: right because.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: He lost it in the divorce. She ain't just take
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: the house.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: She got the savings, cause whatever he did to get
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: put out, he got.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: To pay for it.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: You get to feeling here, sorry, ass man, she do too.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: That's why he got that damn man cave, and he
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: paying rent in it, and he got access to a
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: common area and he can't have no company like he's sixteen,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Steve post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM on Instagram.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: And a teenager check out the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Podcast on de Man. You're listening Hardy Morning Show, Come
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: on JR. With Truth be Told.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: I got do it?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, do I y'all listen, Charlie.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: I'm so happy right then, I really he tell me to.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: Truth be Told.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 12: I'm tall, but I need no help getting that off
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 12: the counter. All of us on the showcase say that,
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 12: come a up, have.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: To go get the step now on the side of
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: the refrigerator to get up there. I don't have to
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: do that.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: You let three, thank you.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in there.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 12: Tell them the most tall stuff I do at the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 12: top of the closet.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Like shoes. I get that, you get that. I get that.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 7: No problem. I ain't got no problem getting none of that.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: Everybody on screwing in light bulls, no problem. I'm tall.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I can't do that.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: Now, everybody on this show.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 12: Percent of us can do that, not one hundred percent,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 12: but ninety five. I'm just saying, like, getting stuff out
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 12: the freezer at the top, I can't do that.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 7: I go in there and get a pack of meat
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: at the top of get out of the.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Up.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: Tommy can put a light bubby, easy bag of it.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: Cling just have to be a night like like he
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: got to go have the bottom.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 12: Then you got to get up here where I am
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 12: talking me like, man, don't worry about that. I got
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 12: tall shoulders for you to stand on. You need help
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 12: and I love you.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: Made what you do?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: Short?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Behind you all right?
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: Shut no no no, no, no, no, no, no no,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: you made a mistake. He's behind a shot. That's the
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: tallest thing. Can he get in the talk? Can he
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: get in the tall club now?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Tall leg.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: May little hunchback of not the dame booty.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was a little short with us doing that
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: second he was.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: He was no. Man, don't marrybody one day Tommy, one day, man,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 7: one day, one day.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 8: You know they sell these things you could put in
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: the shoes and make you you know that, give you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: like another couple of inches?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: Action steal showing a couple more inches, you get two inches?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: You steal shot, I lose two inches. I'm still talking.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you put those in a shoe, but your heel
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: is sticking at the back of your shoe.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: It looks real man, your shoe about to come on walking.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show. Have you heard of the health
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: trend dry January as a new year's resolution? All right,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of people are doing this for January. For trendy,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: health conscious people, the start of the new year sometimes
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: mean the start of dry January.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: It's a month long public health campaign that encourages people
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: to abstain from alcohol as a way to improve wellness.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Is to be a way to be more healthy ultimately.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: So mon, hey, you want to go and stop reading
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: this right now? Why let me ask you a question. Well,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I have a question. Do you know
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: amongst you that's finny do this? Do you know anybody
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: that's finny do dry ass January.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it might be something new they might
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: want to try.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: Anybody anybody other than me on this show willing to
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: do dry ass January.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no drinking.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: And on my birthday, I promise you I'm gonna have
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: a cocktail and cigarette. So I ain't even gonna do
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: it anybody else. We already know Queen of Titos ain't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: finna do it. Mississippi Monica she she she actually makes
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: her own potatoes. She bought a potatoes and kicking her
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: country ass family down in Mississippi and found a way
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: to make their own vodka.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: So we already know. God and the lady from the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 7: letter up she's not finn do.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: She not finna do it? She making my tinas from
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Monica family in Mississippi. They don't care nothing about that.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: They find Monica family down in Mississippi. They bought in
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: their own potato. They making a new vodka. They don't
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: wanna make uh Tito's. They're gonna have a new drink
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: called or Mississis. Uh it's called uh Sippo Titos. It's
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: called sipp of Titos's short from Mississippi. It's called sipp
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: of Titos. It's a new vodka that's coming out. So
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: and then Shirley, we've been with you. Shirley was in
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Dubai and Shirley had a glass of wine with us
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: in Dubai and they had to carry Shirley to her
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: room drink, got her ass drunk.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 7: In the damn Muslim country.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: I said, we don't get her ass in the door
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: somewhere going to so they just have her ass in
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: a prison some damn well. But the whole time they
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: can her to her room, Monica drinking, carrying her to her.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: Give me your drink. Surely you aren't doing nothing here
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: and call and took her to her room and.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: With my friend.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: Drink. It was four thirty in the afternoon. Her whole
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: night dumb. I can't drink.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Damn glass, Thomas, one glass of wine. Yeah, they tried
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: to lessen it by getting her to drink some white wine. Now, No,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this red calling. Monica went here.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: I didn't know it. We're gonna mix it. Hey, dog dog.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: I took him to lunch one day, got a golf cart,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: took them to lunch at this special place.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: Oh we out there. All the man were on the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: beach and stuff.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: We have cold sitting around here, were balling food, they
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: bringing it out, just.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 7: Bringing it out. Awesome. Ah, this hell fl gonna order
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 7: some red ones. Everybody told her, get my blood.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: What your doctor said was they can't get in your blood.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: That's what your doctor said. Your doctor said, it can't
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: get in your blood. Not just blood for your blood.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: It's good for everybody else's blood. It can't even get
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 7: in your blood. This hell for embassing me in July.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: Dry January?
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Is that these I think?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 10: I think that's.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: Surely dry January.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: All right, So there you go, dry January for your health.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Every Morning
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at twenty minutes after. Right after this,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. A software engineer from
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: India got a job with Meta, which used to be
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: known as Facebook. And this guy moved all the way
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: from India to Canada to start work, and then two
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: days later he was laid off as the company let
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: go of eleven thousand employees, or thirteen percent of its workforce.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: So getting fired two days after starting a job that
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: you moved seven thousand miles for is pretty cold blooded.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: That's all the throat right there, it is.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: It really is to yeah, plane, get on back to
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: the crib.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So Steve I know you've had a lot of jobs.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: So what's the fastest amount of time you've got you've
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: gotten fired from a job.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 7: Twenty minutes.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: You beat the record.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: That's just record breaking.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is you still training?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: How you? Yeah?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: I got through in training. I was working at dinners.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: I was following this white girl man. I was telling
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: her our light was on. The people food ready, that
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: we don't have to get it right now. Yeah, but
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: the man said, when the light come on, we number fourteen,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: we supposed to go get their food. We'll go get
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: it when I say go get it. You're in training,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: all right, okay, cool. About ten minutes later, we finally
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: go over there and bring the people food. Big fat
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: white dude said, hey, this effing food is effing cold.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: I look right upside, I said, I said, I told you.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: She walked out, learned some customer relations. I say, hey, man,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: got a quick customing to me because I wanted to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: brain your food. She told me, I don't give it
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: what you're talking about. So I took the plate and
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: flipped it in his lap.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 7: Twenty minutes.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: That's how twenty minutes all right here coming up in
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play a round
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: it would you rather? Right after this? You're listening hard
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: morning show? All right, guys, it is time for yet
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: another round of would you rather?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Here?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: We go too? Would because that's the thing, if you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: had to change jobs, would you rather be an airline
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: pilot or captain of a ship that's a hard one
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: in the air or in the watcher?
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  Speaker 7: I'm scared up in there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, but I don't want to be on that job
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  Speaker 2: in that water, rough manuse.
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  Speaker 7: When you get out of hand out there and all
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  Speaker 7: that go down with your ship, the captain go down
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  Speaker 7: with this ship. No, I don't know. I don't okay, JR.
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  Speaker 9: I'ma go capting the ship because if I'm in the
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  Speaker 9: air and then the passing star the pilot coming out
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  Speaker 9: the cockpit, you start acting up on pill.
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  Speaker 7: I'm coming out the cockpit. I'm fighting. I'm not not suiting.
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  Speaker 7: Let you take over for I'm out. Yeah, I'll be
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  Speaker 7: right back. Hold on, I'll be right back. What airlines
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  Speaker 7: is it?
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  Speaker 3: Do?
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  Speaker 8: Is spirit?
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  Speaker 3: I mean?
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  Speaker 7: What's what I'm saying? Yeah, you know, I gotta know
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  Speaker 7: who I'm flying with it.
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  Speaker 2: Just to say that is well, you know what, I
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  Speaker 2: probably don't and have to take the captain pilot job
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  Speaker 2: because at least I know we're gonna land here.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, flying, he is safe, it's just scary. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 7: all right.
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  Speaker 1: You'd rather be an airline pilot than the captain of
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  Speaker 1: a ship.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I've been on them boats. You got to know
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  Speaker 7: a lot. You got to know a lot though, Yeah, okay, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, So everybody, you're a junior airline pilot.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on the pilot. I'm on the Yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: wanted I'm gonna be on that on that plank. Okay,
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  Speaker 7: all right, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Stephen, Tommy pilot, junior ship captain. Okay, all right, moving
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  Speaker 1: on with his little sick Would you rather.
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  Speaker 7: Like like he wanted to be somewhere seasick and hand sick.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: We don't want him to play.
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  Speaker 2: Would you rather your last need to be somewhere flying
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  Speaker 2: where you can get to these hospitals.
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  Speaker 3: Doing me bad?
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  Speaker 2: This week?
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  Speaker 7: A man, I ain't letting him slide at all.
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  Speaker 2: Me and Tommy that set up here and got on
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  Speaker 2: the plane. You're gonna take your little sick ass on
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  Speaker 2: the boat. Now you're in the middle of nowhere.
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  Speaker 7: You can't.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We got time for one more? Would you
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  Speaker 1: rather be reincarnated as a singer Luther Vandross or Marvin
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  Speaker 1: gay Would you rather be reincarnated as Van Dress or
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  Speaker 1: Marvin Gaye?
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  Speaker 7: Lulls to come back as Marvin, No.
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  Speaker 1: Doubt you've seen Janie.
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  Speaker 2: I'm coming back towards from Marvin.
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  Speaker 7: Had that soul train Dawn so too. No, I'm coming
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  Speaker 7: back as Off and Gate.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's what you're rather for today. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day at forty nine minutes
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  Speaker 1: after be our We're got some inspiring closing remarks from
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  Speaker 1: the one and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day, and
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  Speaker 1: time now for some closing remarks from the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you know, I don't. I don't really. I've been
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  Speaker 7: thinking about a lot of things, you know, and I
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  Speaker 7: was thinking of just on.
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  Speaker 2: A positive tip, you know, to just kind of just
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  Speaker 2: always encourage people to stay with it.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: Oftentimes you know, when you all you know, when you
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  Speaker 2: have dreams and aspirations, all of us from time to
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  Speaker 2: time they get sidelined. All of our dreams and aspiration
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  Speaker 2: takes a hit along the way to attaining them, and
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  Speaker 2: there's always a detour on the way, there's always some confusion,
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  Speaker 2: a set of barrels set up. It's just really hard
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  Speaker 2: to see a vision from start to finish scott free
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  Speaker 2: with no troubles.
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  Speaker 7: So if you're in that position today.
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  Speaker 2: And you're finding yourself waning in your dreams and visions,
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  Speaker 2: it seems like it's just not happening the way you
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  Speaker 2: want it. I want you to understand it's not going
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  Speaker 2: to happen just the way you want it. That is
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  Speaker 2: the way it works. And I know that's not great news,
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  Speaker 2: but it's the truth. Nobody gets where they want to
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  Speaker 2: be in life just the way they want it. So
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  Speaker 2: if you're thinking that you're gonna get there scott free,
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  Speaker 2: that you will just have a smooth sailing, that's not
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  Speaker 2: the way it works.
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  Speaker 7: Life isn't designed that way. So factor in.
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  Speaker 2: The fact that you are going to have troubles and
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  Speaker 2: difficulties along the way, and if you stop your visions
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  Speaker 2: or dreams because of that reason, right there, the rule
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  Speaker 2: is simple.
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  Speaker 7: Here's the rule.
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  Speaker 2: You can start again today. You can just start again today,
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  Speaker 2: and guess what. You don't need anybody's permission. All you
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  Speaker 2: have to do is rewrite your dreams down on your
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  Speaker 2: vision board, reclaim victory, ask God for your help and
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  Speaker 2: your strength, and get back to making your dreams and
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  Speaker 2: visions come true for your life.
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  Speaker 7: You all, listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: Stop waking up just going about the day seeing how
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  Speaker 2: it's going without any projects, without any visions, without any aspirations,
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  Speaker 2: without a plan to attain the things that you really
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  Speaker 2: want in life.
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  Speaker 7: Stop waking up like that with nothing to do. Make
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  Speaker 7: a plan at.
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  Speaker 2: Night, pray about it, ask God for help. You know now,
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  Speaker 2: look when you rake, when you make your plan, that's
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  Speaker 2: just the request. You're asking God to help you come true.
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  Speaker 2: Matter how you get there is going to be difficult.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be difficult, but once you started, there
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  Speaker 2: is no one who says you can't. So y'all just
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  Speaker 2: get back in the pocket, get back up on the horse,
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  Speaker 2: get back to dreaming again, get back to wanting to
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  Speaker 2: hoping to believe in again. Don't let the setbacks and
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  Speaker 2: the troubles of life stop you, because I got news
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna always have them. You're going to always have them.
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  Speaker 2: And like today, man, even though I'm still in Africa,
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  Speaker 2: I just went back through my phone because what I
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  Speaker 2: do is when I see motivat phrases or scriptures that
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  Speaker 2: really register with me, I take my phone out and
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  Speaker 2: I take the picture of it. And then I've created
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  Speaker 2: this album in my photo section called motivation, and I
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  Speaker 2: file all those pictures in my motivational thing. And when
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  Speaker 2: I find myself wavering, feeling a little uncertain, feeling a
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  Speaker 2: little shaky about decisions, I go back to my motivational
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  Speaker 2: folder in my photos and I just started reading the
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  Speaker 2: little quotes I got in there. I just start going
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  Speaker 2: down the line. I've got some stuff in there, man,
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  Speaker 2: that I've had in there for years. Man, but I
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  Speaker 2: can still read from time to time, you know, Like
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  Speaker 2: for example, I was today I read this one. It says,
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  Speaker 2: I can't cry about having a lot on my plate
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  Speaker 2: when my whole goal was to eat.
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  Speaker 1: I can't cry.
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  Speaker 2: About having a whole lot on my plate with my
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: whole goal was to eat. And man, I find myself
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  Speaker 2: doing that, not talking about Lord, I'm over bird man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm tired. You know, I got all this, I got
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: all that. Hey, Steve, did you hear yourself? You got
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  Speaker 2: all this and you got all that what you're tripping for,
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  Speaker 2: and I gathered myself, you know, and then you know,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I have a lot of stuff in there.
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  Speaker 2: Like one of them I read today was, oh my bad,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot. I only exist
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  Speaker 2: when you need me for something. That's God tell you,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my bad, I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot.
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  Speaker 2: I only exist when you need me for something. I
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  Speaker 2: have all these little things, man, that always motivate me.
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  Speaker 2: Here's another one. Winners are not people who never fail,
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  Speaker 2: but people who never quit. Amen. Yeah, failure is a part.
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  Speaker 2: Failure is a part of the process. Here's another one.
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  Speaker 2: I have not failed. I've just found ten thousand ways
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  Speaker 2: that don't work. Thomas Edison.
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  Speaker 7: Wow, I have not failed. I just found ten thousand
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: ways that don't work. Do you see?
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  Speaker 2: Success isn't how far you got, but the distance you
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  Speaker 2: travel from where you started.
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  Speaker 7: That's a proverb.
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  Speaker 2: And I just keep stuff like that, and you know, always,
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  Speaker 2: And the last one I read this morning was I
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  Speaker 2: want to inspire people. I want someone to look at
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  Speaker 2: me and say, because of you, I didn't give up.
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  Speaker 2: That's always been important to me. So y'all stay motivated,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: stay the course, find a way to self motivate yourself
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  Speaker 2: when you down, and get back to dreaming and believing again.
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  Speaker 7: Those are my clothesmen, y'all have a nice shame. We'll
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  Speaker 7: see them all.
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