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Husband & Wife Re-Enactment, Comedy Roulette, Losing Sleep, Senior STI Rates and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given the.
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  Speaker 5: Amicus busy.
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  Speaker 3: To I don't join.
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  Speaker 2: Yah yah joy.
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  Speaker 6: Show. You know what you.
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  Speaker 4: Love you?
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  Speaker 6: I know you.
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  Speaker 5: To turn the mouth turn You probably got to turn
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  Speaker 5: mouth turn out, turn a wad of the money up book.
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  Speaker 7: Come come on, you'll think, huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 7: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice one and
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  Speaker 7: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Come on, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: I said that a little bit wrong this morning. But
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  Speaker 7: I'm tired. I just came out to gym. I'm a
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  Speaker 7: little out of sorts right now, but it's okay. I'll
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  Speaker 7: pull it together. But let me tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 7: I got a clear cut message for you today.
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  Speaker 2: I really do you know. As I've gotten older, I've.
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  Speaker 7: Began to take some supplements and supplements to help your
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  Speaker 7: body in things that it doesn't produce as much as
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  Speaker 7: it used to. Supplements are designed to help you replenish
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  Speaker 7: what's been depleted in your body.
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  Speaker 2: That's supplements.
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  Speaker 7: Now, Now, people, I can tell you can speak a
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  Speaker 7: lot more aggressively and a lot more knowledgeable on this subject,
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  Speaker 7: but just giving you just a brief overview of my
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  Speaker 7: understanding of it. Now, if you've been living your life
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  Speaker 7: for a while, supplements are necessary.
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  Speaker 2: For most of us now. Also, if you've.
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  Speaker 7: Been living your life for a while spiritually, you may
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  Speaker 7: need some supplements.
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  Speaker 2: Because you've just been at it for a while. You
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  Speaker 2: done got wolled down a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: You're tied.
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  Speaker 7: Some people around you, ain't changing. Some people around you draining.
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  Speaker 7: It's just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever
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  Speaker 7: get no easier. It just you become more knowledgeable about
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  Speaker 7: how to hand it does not get any either easier.
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  Speaker 7: You continue to lose love ones, you continue to have
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  Speaker 7: to confront the challenges. It's just that over course of
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  Speaker 7: time you become experienced and you can handle them better.
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  Speaker 7: But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get
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  Speaker 7: a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual
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  Speaker 7: supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you,
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  Speaker 7: the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the
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  Speaker 7: higher the dosage of God that you are willing to
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  Speaker 7: put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless.
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  Speaker 2: You actually have the ability to make a.
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  Speaker 7: Conscious decision to supplement your body, and you have a
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  Speaker 7: conscious decision to supplement your spe You can do both.
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  Speaker 7: So what I did was I could just tell you
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  Speaker 7: what I did. I was taking all these supplements. I
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  Speaker 7: started taking supplements while I was about forty five. I
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  Speaker 7: think that's when I began. I was thinking about it
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  Speaker 7: one day and I just went wow, Man. I started
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  Speaker 7: talking to some knowledgeable people. I found out I needed
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  Speaker 7: these things. But then spiritually, man, I started supplementing myself too.
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  Speaker 7: I started praying some more. I started trying to gain
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  Speaker 7: a little bit more knowledge and wisdom and understanding from
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  Speaker 7: scriptures and just try to make sense of all of it,
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  Speaker 7: you know, just make a little bit more sense out
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  Speaker 7: of my life, make sure that I was on the
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  Speaker 7: right path. As a matter of fact, get on the
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  Speaker 7: right path, find out my real purpose and my mission
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  Speaker 7: in life. And nobody can do that for you. That's
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  Speaker 7: something that you have to want to do. But I
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  Speaker 7: started supplementing my spiritual side of my life and supplementing
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  Speaker 7: my body. Now I happen to be right now about
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  Speaker 7: in the best shape I've ever been in. Technically, I
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  Speaker 7: can assure you, though I am in the best shape
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  Speaker 7: spiritually I have ever been in.
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  Speaker 2: Now my body has looked better, it really has.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, come on now, and where I am.
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  Speaker 7: In life, at the stage with the years I've been
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  Speaker 7: walking this earth, Man, I'm cool, But spiritually I'm in
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  Speaker 7: the best shape I've.
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  Speaker 2: Ever been in.
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  Speaker 7: And what's done for me, y'all is it's gave me
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  Speaker 7: a peace and a calmness. You know it used to be, man,
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  Speaker 7: I used to fight so hard against people who attack me. Now, Man,
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  Speaker 7: it ain't that serious to me because now I have
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  Speaker 7: a full understanding that if I come under attack, that
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  Speaker 7: God is with me, because that's a promise he made.
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  Speaker 7: That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's any weapon formed against you,
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  Speaker 7: any weapon formed against you shall not prosper.
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  Speaker 8: You can't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't come and get me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not here for you to.
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  Speaker 7: Take down because you didn't put me here. So why
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  Speaker 7: would I fear a person bringing me down when they're
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  Speaker 7: not the reason that I'm here. So when you attack me,
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  Speaker 7: you have to be careful because I ain't ever by myself.
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  Speaker 7: I formed a relationship with the most High that I
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  Speaker 7: can rely on for protection, for coverage, and for peace.
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  Speaker 7: A lot of times when things used to stress me out,
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  Speaker 7: how to run this, how to handle this.
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  Speaker 2: How to deal with that?
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  Speaker 7: You know, fame is rough man, And then you put
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  Speaker 7: that together with some business, and you put that together
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  Speaker 7: with your family. You got a lot of stuff you're
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  Speaker 7: trying to tend to. I have a peace of mind
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  Speaker 7: about it now because I have someone who provides me
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  Speaker 7: with a sense of understanding and calmness that lets me
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  Speaker 7: know that this too shall pass. That it ain't just
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  Speaker 7: a saying that I heard old people say that. It
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  Speaker 7: ain't just something my mama used to tell me. It's
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  Speaker 7: something that can really happen once you get in understanding,
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  Speaker 7: this too shall pass. This is just another piece of
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  Speaker 7: life that you are now better equipped to handle. I'm
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  Speaker 7: telling you what's done for me. Millions of people out
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  Speaker 7: there hear me. Man has done the same thing for them.
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  Speaker 7: I'm telling it new to some people, but it's some
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  Speaker 7: people that show enough understand what I'm saying. And then
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  Speaker 7: if you have known this but kind of forgot it,
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  Speaker 7: it's time for some supplements. So when you get like that,
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  Speaker 7: and now you find yourself in a situation with a
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  Speaker 7: disease or something, you gotta do something Nah, you gotta
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  Speaker 7: start juicing all your greens. You gotta start detoxing your body.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta start purifying the system. See, the human body
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  Speaker 7: has always had a way to repair itself if you
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  Speaker 7: just give it a chance. Your mind has always had
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  Speaker 7: a chance to repair itself if you give it a chance.
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  Speaker 7: And your spirit always has a chance to repair itself
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  Speaker 7: if you give it a chance. It's the only way
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  Speaker 7: I can maintain at this level, and it's the only
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  Speaker 7: way I have any.
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  Speaker 2: Chance of going further.
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  Speaker 7: I have to increase my dosage of spiritual supplements. I
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  Speaker 7: got to talk to God a little bit more. I
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  Speaker 7: got to pray a little bit more. I got to
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  Speaker 7: understand his word a little bit more. That's all I'm
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  Speaker 7: telling you. Man, If you do that, if you just
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  Speaker 7: pray more, if you just studied a little bit more, Man,
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  Speaker 7: just try to get and understanding, ask him to help
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  Speaker 7: you understand. It will open up the possibilities of your
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  Speaker 7: life into a realm you never could have imagined.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's real.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're listening.
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  Speaker 7: Morning show, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls. Rabbit hunters, squirrel chasers,
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  Speaker 7: need some uplift this morning, we are here for you.
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  Speaker 2: We are here for you.
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  Speaker 7: And now for those of you that are over eighty
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm climbing up.
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  Speaker 9: On the rough side a oh the mountainy day. I'm
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  Speaker 9: clad high man up. Really, Lord, that's a little something
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  Speaker 9: for everybody this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Sevevolved Morning Show.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody, get your attitude together, get your gratitude together, get
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  Speaker 7: your altitude together. But it starts with gratitude that affects
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  Speaker 7: your attitude, that has direct correlation with your altitude. That's
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  Speaker 7: what we do in this show stars some very capable people.
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  Speaker 7: Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mouth of the South, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 7: Monica kill Space. They call him Junior and the legend
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  Speaker 7: that is Nephew Tommy Junior. What today, Grey Tale? Yes,
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  Speaker 7: let me ask you to should it be?
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  Speaker 2: Now? You know you give your do you be hard
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  Speaker 2: on yourself?
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  Speaker 8: Do you give yourself enough credit? I know a lot
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  Speaker 8: of people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, that's the thing I'm thinking about because
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  Speaker 2: I thought about where I'm at today and my birthday
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  Speaker 2: coming up, and do I give myself enough credit for
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  Speaker 2: what I done?
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  Speaker 8: I think I should be doing something more.
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  Speaker 2: Well.
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  Speaker 7: The problem with us is we are always in chase
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  Speaker 7: mode and we're not enough in gratitude. Mold, And I'm
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  Speaker 7: guilty of the same thing because I'm extremely hard on myself,
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  Speaker 7: and people around me have to tell me all the time,
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  Speaker 7: you trip it, you need to slow down, you need
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  Speaker 7: to enjoy your life a little bit more because of
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  Speaker 7: the work you've put in and you've done. But that
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  Speaker 7: comes from not enough gratitude. And I'm very guilty of
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  Speaker 7: this myself, Junior, because See, we're so busy in the
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  Speaker 7: chase game that we failed to realize how much we
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  Speaker 7: done caught. See, you've been chasing, but you also been catching.
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  Speaker 7: And when you fail to realize how much you've caught,
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  Speaker 7: your focus is on the chase, and then you lose
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  Speaker 7: the gratitude of what you've caught. So you as your
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  Speaker 7: birthday approaches and you realize that I am not where
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  Speaker 7: I want to be, But can you not also realize
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  Speaker 7: that you ain't where you was.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, shirts, amen, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: You need to go somewhere and sit down. Man, shut up.
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  Speaker 7: More, because I all you got to do is think
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  Speaker 7: back when it wasn't going this well? All right, all right,
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  Speaker 7: more gratitude affect your attitude, which is new direct correlation
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  Speaker 7: with your altitude.
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  Speaker 9: See, y'all right, come back with the Morning Steve haf
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  Speaker 9: mort Show right after, and I got Hirley.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even worry about it. Come next, prak phone call.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, you're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 6: All right, it's time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 6: with the nephew and run that brank back what you
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  Speaker 6: got for his nep.
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  Speaker 2: Then I claim your kid. Let's go now. Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 2: trying to reach Devin. Devin. Yeah, this is hey Devin.
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  Speaker 2: How you doing man? My name is Curtis Man, Curtis.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to reach out to you. You your
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  Speaker 2: your your son? Uh he plays basketball with my nephew. Man,
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  Speaker 2: your son is the one that's on the on the
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  Speaker 2: Blazers little league basketball.
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  Speaker 10: Team, right, yeah yeah, he plays for Blazers. Everything all right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah everything good man. You know
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  Speaker 2: they got a game Saturday and everything I've seen you
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  Speaker 2: a couple of times man at the game. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you remember me, Man, light skinned brother about
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  Speaker 2: about six foot.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I probably met you up. You know, i'd be
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  Speaker 10: so intense with the games. But yeah, what what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Well? Actually, man, wanted to high at you about
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  Speaker 2: about your son. Man. You you are you are? You?
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  Speaker 2: Are you working right now? Are you currently working?
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  Speaker 10: Am I am I working? Like?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: I am working?
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  Speaker 2: Actually, I mean I mean, I mean, I mean you
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  Speaker 2: have a y a steady job, is what I'm asking.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, what you what you get in that though?
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  Speaker 10: Like you know, I thought you were calling about the
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  Speaker 10: basketball team, like uniforms. I know, we got a game Saturday.
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  Speaker 10: You know sometime they want donations for sneakers and all that,
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  Speaker 10: like you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, what
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  Speaker 10: I was asking?
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  Speaker 2: So so, I mean you you got a regular nine
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  Speaker 2: to five job you go to all the time.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I got a none the five. I mean things
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  Speaker 10: is kind of crazy, but I was just kind of short.
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  Speaker 10: But you know, I still I still work. I mean,
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  Speaker 10: what was going on? You need a job to no?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm just checking.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 2: See what I wanted to get at you about man
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  Speaker 2: is seeing are you gonna are you gonna cleim your
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  Speaker 2: son h on your income text this year?
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  Speaker 10: Hold on, Bro, now you said, am I going to
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  Speaker 10: claim my son on my taxes this year?
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  Speaker 2: Right? I mean, like you know, as a dependent?
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  Speaker 10: Were you asking some real personal questions?
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  Speaker 11: Now?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 10: Like you the guy that you just said, you you
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  Speaker 10: know what mean from the basketball team that my sons
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  Speaker 10: play on basis you know, and now he doesn't jump
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  Speaker 10: from the Blazers to do I clean my son on
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  Speaker 10: my taxes? And do I have a steady income? I mean,
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  Speaker 10: like you know, yeah, I gotta steady income and I'm
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  Speaker 10: cleaning my flight. What I mean what you're trying to
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  Speaker 10: get at, Bro?
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  Speaker 2: Well we'll see. Man, what I was thinking. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to read you seem like cool dude
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  Speaker 2: when I saw you at the gym. Man, what I
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  Speaker 2: was gonna ask you, Bro?
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  Speaker 7: Is you know?
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  Speaker 2: See right now, Man, when I get through with my
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  Speaker 2: taxes and stuff, I'm gonna have to owe about eight
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars. But now I see if I clean a
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  Speaker 2: child as my dependent, man, they gonna give me by
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  Speaker 2: twenty two, twenty three hundred. You see what I'm saying
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  Speaker 2: and what I wanted to get at you a boy, man,
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  Speaker 2: is you know you let me clean as my son,
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  Speaker 2: you know, so I can go and get this good
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  Speaker 2: money bro?
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  Speaker 10: Love bro, Bro, I mean what all do respect?
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  Speaker 4: Bru?
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  Speaker 10: You're talking about? You want to clean my son on taxes?
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  Speaker 10: Hold on, Bro, I don't even know you you're talking
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  Speaker 10: about you've seen me at my son's basketball game. You
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  Speaker 10: might be the police for all I know. Bro, the
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  Speaker 10: sound like the police.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no it it ain't. Ain't nobody gonna
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  Speaker 2: come at your sideways like that. Man. I ain't trying
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  Speaker 2: to come like what I'm trying to say. Man, No,
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  Speaker 2: they going to hit me off for this eight hundred. Well,
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  Speaker 2: see I can get twenty three hundred. Man, I kick
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  Speaker 2: you down two fifty. You understand what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: Man, everybody key too fifty?
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  Speaker 10: You crazy? Now you sound like a joke, bro, because
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  Speaker 10: now you're insult to me. You're telling me you want
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  Speaker 10: to clean my own for some where you owe money.
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  Speaker 10: I don't even know you food so I can make
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  Speaker 10: two fifty. Bro, I ain't trying to be on no. Brother.
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  Speaker 10: When I claim my kids, I'm getting the same exact
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  Speaker 10: plight you getting I'm getting twenty three hundred two. So
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  Speaker 10: what do I look like taking two hundred dollars from
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  Speaker 10: I don't know you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but I'm the one stuck over here paying the
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  Speaker 2: eight hundred. Man, I'm just acting ask you to look
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  Speaker 2: out for a brother. Man, you said, yeah, look out.
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  Speaker 10: You know my texting cut from forty hours a week
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  Speaker 10: to thirteen hours a week, and I still got these
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  Speaker 10: little to me for joining Michael Jordan. They never put
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  Speaker 10: it down.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm trying to hook you up with two fifty. Man. Damn,
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  Speaker 2: you don't even see a good thing when it's coming
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  Speaker 2: at you. Brother, Bro, I.
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  Speaker 10: Don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Bro, No two or fifty.
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  Speaker 10: Bro. When I clean these two little I'm getting twenty
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  Speaker 10: three hundred dollars a piece. Bro, what you think I'm
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  Speaker 10: gonna take two fifty from you for it? I don't
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  Speaker 10: even know you like that?
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  Speaker 2: So, man, you ain't got it. Yeah, you ain't got
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  Speaker 2: a trip.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 10: If you was my brother, my people, you know, maybe
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  Speaker 10: we can do a little something. I can understand that.
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  Speaker 10: But brother, you ain't gonna give me no. Two fifty
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  Speaker 10: when I'm getting the same thing. They offering you twenty
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  Speaker 10: three hundred this company's money.
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  Speaker 2: Bru So what are those posed to do? What am
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  Speaker 2: I opposed to do? Devin?
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  Speaker 10: Tell me that, I mean, bruh. What you're supposed to
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  Speaker 10: do is go hid your seed, clean that little every
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  Speaker 10: year and you'll get what I get for these little
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  Speaker 10: that I'm seeing in clothing every day. That's what you're
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  Speaker 10: gonna have to do. My eye was done, got cut
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  Speaker 10: from forty to fifteen hours a week. I have to
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  Speaker 10: go take me up a little side him staying, you gotta.
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  Speaker 4: Change your ways.
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  Speaker 10: You out there trying to get me locked up for
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  Speaker 10: government scams.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm trying to do, man, is get this eight
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  Speaker 2: hundred off my back, dog. That's all I'm trying.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody trying to get no trouble man.
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  Speaker 10: But you're still talking about getting you a honey and
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  Speaker 10: getting me lost up. Now you got me up. I'm
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  Speaker 10: out here working hard to support my kids, man.
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  Speaker 2: But I ain't fin the city and go through this
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  Speaker 2: with you no more. Man. I ain't fin the city
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: and go through this with your normal. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: help me with this money.
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: Or not, bri ain't help you with b I see
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: you on Saturday, Broke, I'm gonna puck you up.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Bro, promise you.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I need your son soldier security number right now. That's
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: what I need.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you something, Broke.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: What you look like?
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: You said life and.
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: He's going about six foot?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Bro?
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: When I see you when I step in that gymnasium, Bro,
• 19:37
  Speaker 10: I'm on your brother.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: You ain't on that.
• 19:39
  Speaker 10: You ain't on Blazers Lakers.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Br you gotta bring that damn soldier security number.
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: I think it's a game. I'm gonna come find them.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool. I got one more thing I need to
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: say to you.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: You're lifting the man on my phone.
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: Bro, I don't even talking to this food.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I got one more thing I need to say to you.
• 19:55
  Speaker 10: Man, is you listening to make say your last statement?
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: You're on your tombstone.
• 20:00
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• 20:04
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• 20:17
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• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Man? You got hey? Do you got a boy that
• 20:20
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• 20:23
  Speaker 4: Put me up to this man, Man.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Keep doing what you're doing. We need good daddies. In
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  Speaker 2: the world. Brother, Hey, one more thing, man, I gotta
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: ask you. You got to tell me, man, what is
• 20:40
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• 20:43
  Speaker 10: Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, crazy man?
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: And then you have it coming up next, it is
• 20:52
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• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: Time Now for the CLO. Now this one is from
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Amelia in DC, Amelia Rights. I met a sixty one
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: year old gentleman several months ago. I'm fifty six and
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: I've been divorced five years. He's been divorced for two
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: years from the beginning of our courtship. He said he
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: doesn't like labels. This conflicts with his actions because he
• 21:20
  Speaker 6: sleeps with me and gives me a few dollars every
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: now and then. To me, we are in a relationship.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: I have told him I want a commitment that leads
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: to a wedding. Should I give him more time or
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: give him an ultimatum?
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: See, well, you could do whatever you want to, but
• 21:35
  Speaker 7: he told you he ain't into no titles, which is
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: cold word for I don't want to be married. Now
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: you called it a relationship because he didn't gave you
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: some money.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: And what and because he sleeps over you know?
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: Okay, you know, girl, I can't tell you and you
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: sit six, I can't tell you how many me in
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: this level, I ain't got tried to come over with
• 22:00
  Speaker 7: no damn title. Sleeping over don't mean that. Y'all have titles,
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: and he ain't gave you one. Now, you have every
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: right to want what you want. So you could want
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: what you want, and you can make an ultimatum, but
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: you have to be prepared for the response because he
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: gonna go back to what I told you in the beginning. Now,
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: women always think they can change a man, and he might.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, all right, Amelia, did you hear that?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Say it again?
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Colo, he's getting what he wants. Now, you got to
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: see if you can get what you want.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: That's right, all right?
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: Here we goktrees and tuplo. Mississippi says two below Mississippi. Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: I'm a forty eight year old single mother of an
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: eighteen year old son. I woke up to a big
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: commotion recently, and it was my son having sex with
• 22:51
  Speaker 6: his girlfriend in the shower. I have asked him repeatedly
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: to stop sneaking her in my house. I talked to
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: her mom about the incident, and she said her daughter
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: is eighteen and grown. I make sure my son has condoms,
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: and I suggested to the girl that she get on
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: some kind of birth control. The girl's mom said, I'm
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: wrong for meddling in their sex life. Is she crazy
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: or am I doing too much?
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, the woman is crazy.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: But you have every right to make rules at your house.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: That's your house. You can make all the rules you want.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Now he eighteen, he's sneaking this.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Girl in the house, but he ain't got no sense
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: to be quiet.
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: See what he needs is a room or an apartment, yes, y,
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: Or go over her mama house, who ain't got no
• 23:42
  Speaker 7: problem with none of this.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: No, because she'll stay in her business.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: So tell your son take all that over her mama
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: house because she cool with it, but you ain't. Now,
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: you got every right to set the rules up in
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: your house. He has to respect them.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Amen to that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, moving on, y'all need to go downtown. Park in
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: missip sowt.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: In the shower in your mom's house and making a
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: lot of noise.
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you need to go down.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Is a big river, go down through that, Miss Sydney,
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: going down.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: There, You down there only? Yeah, team Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: Man, you know you're eighteen, but you're acting grown. But
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: you ain't paying for nothing, nothing, nothing from no lady.
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: You're not wrong at all. And the other mama she
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: cool with it. Yeah, body so so she cool with it, y'all.
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Go over her house.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, make all the noise you want.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Right in her shower. I got a tie wreck off
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: the wall.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: Mary moving on, Mary and Fort Lauderdale says. I'm a
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: thirty seven year old married woman and my husband is
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: thirty eight. He has turned into a miserable homebody and
• 24:52
  Speaker 6: he wants me to be one too. We've been married
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: for eight years and I am still active in my
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: sorority and I go out to brunch and social events
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: once or twice a month. My husband told me that
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: married women of my age shouldn't hang.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Out like I do.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: My line sister is having a yacht party for a
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: fortieth birthday, and my husband doesn't think I should go,
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: but I'm going anyway. Am I wrong for being defiant?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. You have every right to live your life.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And when is it too old to have a social life?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're too old, right?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: I got some frat brothers coming to my house. I'm
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: the second youngest one. Only one younger than me is Lee.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: Everybody else older than me straight kick yeah, and we
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: love to.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: See each other.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: It's such a joy, man, to have friends that you've
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: been friends with. Man forty six years, one of my
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: boys coming. We've been partner us. We've been friends man elementary, junior, high,
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: high school, and college since we was four.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: We've been friends for sixty.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Years, four years old.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: Since we were four. We've been running together sixty four.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: It's five of us called the One twelve Street Boys.
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: It's me, Butch, l Manny and Rico. It's five o
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: us and.
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: It ain't nothing changed between y'all.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Not a damn thing. Man.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: We all know each other's birthdays. We all call each other.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: We're on the same group text. Were the one twelve
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Street Boys.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: We know that call.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: We there for each other, talk about anything that's nice.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Friend yeah, friends, yeah, yeah, that's greatness.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Tyrone, who is an iHeartRadio app listener, says, I'm dating
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: a woman I met online and she's forty four were
• 27:00
  Speaker 6: years old, still living at home with her parents and
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: her three children. She said she had a rough time
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: after her divorce, so I didn't judge her. She expects
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: me to come over there and watch TV and even
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: spend the night with her. I'm almost sixty years old
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: and I have my own apartment. She's very family oriented,
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: and it's kind of strange. Why is she reluctant to
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: come stay over at my place?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I don't know that house past.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know. That's wild. You sixty, I'm not going over.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I'm not going over nobody in mama house.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sixty.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Men, and your daddy went to school. I'm just trying to.
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: You're not going over well, No, I'm not going over
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: nobody house. I'm sixty's sitting.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: With your mama?
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: All right? Still live with your parents?
• 27:50
  Speaker 11: No, we not.
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: We ain't gonna do this here, watch TV and spending night,
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: spend night well at her parents' house. Now things ass
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: at somebody house spending the night?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, man, what's that now? I don't know what you're doing?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: All right, we gotta go. Thank you, fellow.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show?
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: It is time for something funny, Steve. I'm just gonna
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: let you take it away right here. You and Jay
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: with your reenactment.
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: This is.
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: For all men listening today. We're going to give you
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: how it works when you're trying to end the conversation
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: with your wife or girlfriend and you're trying to find
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: a way to end it or not have it at all,
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: or not have this conversation. You're gonna have it, but somehow.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: It just goes on it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: You don't want to talk. Basically, you don't want to talk.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: You been to work, Oh damn day, just want peace quiet.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: You just want to come in and not talk to nobody.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: You don't unders staying there?
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Then how come you don't want to talk?
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying? His hat go?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with talking?
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: His?
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: How it goes? You just walked in the house.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: Hey baby, how you doing?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I'm doing good? How was your day today?
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: I'm tired, I'm beat up.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: It was rough out there to day.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: It's a rough but.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I won't go into it or nothing.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: It was just a long day, baby, you know, I
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: get sometimes I just gonna sit down and chill, get
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: my thoughts or men to myself. Well what happened? It
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: was just a long day, you know, just long, long,
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: like long like what I mean long, like how I've
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: been down there all day now, just been there all day?
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: If it's been there all day working, I got two
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: jobs and just got home. It's just a long day.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I'm just tired, that's all. Baby.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: What happened on the first job?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: Just tell me that ain't nothing particularly happened, you know,
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: it just was so you were there all day and.
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: You're telling me nothing happened.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: No particulate, no, no nothing meaning for having so something
• 30:04
  Speaker 7: did happen? No, baby, listen, listen. What I'm saying is
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: it just it was just a long day. Was just that,
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: you know, you know, just the day to day got
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: in the way and I was just tired.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Of something happened that you don't want to tell me
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Ain't nothing happening it I ain't want to tell you about.
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: I'm just trying to tell you ain't nothing really happened.
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: But just what boys, I'm just I'm tired. Well you
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: don't sounds like you're yelling. I mean you listen to me,
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: by right. Look, I ain't trying to Look, I'm not yelling.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: If I did, forget, I just want to go on
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: and listen.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: What happened? What happened.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: Hey, look I'm tired. I didn't have a good day.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna go on in here, come watch a
• 30:51
  Speaker 7: little TV, and he I'm going.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: So you don't want to talk? That basically what you said,
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: You don't want to talk. So I ain't seen you
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: all day and you come home and I.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Want to talk.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: You don't want to talk to me?
• 31:01
  Speaker 10: Is that?
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Is that basically what you're saying. You don't You've been
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: talking on other people.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: All day when I bows at work though I'm off
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: at work.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I just want to check baby.
• 31:12
  Speaker 7: Look on the chill work at the house. Is no talking, no, No,
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: I just want to check. No, I just want to
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: chill for a little while.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Don't you have a talk show? You have two shows
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: just talk and you come home and just no talking.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: That's how well.
• 31:26
  Speaker 7: I got a radio show too. I do the radio
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: show dinner, do two talk shows. And it said I
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: got a briefing, and I do meeting. You talking to meeting,
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: y'all talking to meeting. You talking the show. Yeah, you're
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: talking on the radio show. Yeah, but you can't talk home.
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: But I'm tired of talking loud. Okay, now you're getting loud.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: I see how you're getting loud now, but you ain't listening.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I'm listening. I'm trying to talk.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Now you ain't HEARDing me. I'm my voice raising because
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: you're not listening.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: You know what, Forget it, just forget it, just forget
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: the whole thing. Forget I asked forget.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: It all right now.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk no more.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, cool, I'm going in here for ever. I'm going.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: I'm not talking to you no more. You don't have
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: to worry about me talking to you. Okay, when you
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: come in from now, I will not be talking.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: See how you like that. If you don't want to talk,
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: then I don't want to talk.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe. Look no, no, no, no no no.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I tried to talk, but you didn't want to talk.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Now you want to talk.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, listen, now we can talk. Baby. I'm going in
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: here and just.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: Sit down and chill because you can't talk to me.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: All right, man, just just look look look just whatever
• 32:36
  Speaker 7: you said.
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: I didn't even know are we talking?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I was going to here.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: You said you ain't gonna talk with me no more?
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, forget it. To talk, let's stop out. You don't
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: talk to me and I want to talk to you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, that's good, works fine for me.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Ever, now he walks away under his breath and he
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: so he thinks, and he said he being the husband crazy.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: And then she follows him in the room. Oh yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: she says, I just have one question.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Have one more question. I want to ask you. Why
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: don't you want to talk to me?
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: What did I do?
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: What did I do?
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Because I didn't do anything to you?
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Now you ain't did nothing. I just told you I
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: had a long day. And now you said you ain't
• 33:27
  Speaker 7: want to talk. I said, I'm going to here the
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: chill and you to follow me in and asked me.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Again, one more thing. I got one more thing to
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: ask you, Columbo, come.
• 33:42
  Speaker 7: On, well, okay, so one more time under my breath.
• 33:46
  Speaker 7: And I don't think she can hit it. So I
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: said to myself this hellfu crazy.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm crazy. I'm crazy.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: I'm no.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: I wasn't telling you be crazy, but I'm crazy.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: No, But I ain't say he's crazy. I didn't saying
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: he was crazy Gray and I'm gray.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: No, I say what I'm gonna show you crazy, Steve.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna show you crazy I.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: Know what I said.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I ain't saying.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I said this is crazy, and I'm gonna show it.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: You know, I said this crazy.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: You want to see it, I'm gon.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: Show it to you.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: What I'm looking at? Wait what he's already looking at?
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Every man who's went his way from Gooding laugh when
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: you get at work.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, that's it right there.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: We're pretty much coming it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Huh yes, good job.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: Shay, Yeah, play wifey very well, very well, you're listening.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Morning show.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: All right, guys, it's time now to play a round
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: of would you rather? Would you rather a window seat
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: or an aisle seat on an airplane?
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Winter? Yeah? I can't stand somebody stepping over me to
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: go to the bathroom every five ten. I'm on that window, man.
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: I hate that cart coming down that eye.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: And your people brush it up against you when they
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: passed by. But you know some people don't have that.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: When you got your own plane, you ain't nobody passing
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: by you. You know, you just you just on your
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: own plane. That's why he gotta would you rap you already?
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Wrap ready?
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: Un?
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  Speaker 6: Would you rather wear nothing but tuxedos for a whole year?
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Tuxedos just for a whole year, or pj's for a
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: whole year.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: A tuxedosuxis because you like to dress up.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have a pajama tux sedar. They don't matter because
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: I sleep in my tux hem I.
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: Mean winds drive through in a tux.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have that tux seedar like they had on
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  Speaker 2: a love boat with them shorts with it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, would you rather have a faith tattoo a faith
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: tattoo be be or vampire teeth be vampire teeth?
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: Don't get Yeah, yeah, just I'll just be a non
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: smile and ask person for what you're not finna do
• 36:21
  Speaker 7: is put a pair of lips on my damn face.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: There's no tattoo. You're gonna star. You ain't none of this?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: What about that Mike swirly face?
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I ain't none of that, Mike, Mike. If
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Mike listening, I love it, Mike, it looks great. I'm not.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: You don't. You're gonna put my ass on the plane.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: I love it, Mike?
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: Would you rather let your mate cheat, let your mate
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: cheat for five hundred million dollars, or would you.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Rather wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, go ahead
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: and say it again.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: Would you rather let let your mate cheat for five
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  Speaker 6: hundred million? Or would you rather cheat for five million?
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: Well, seeing I ain't got neither one E A O.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going with.
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  Speaker 8: We ain't got five or five hundred, It don't really matter.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: We're coming up either way.
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: You round to let your mate cheat for five hundred?
• 37:19
  Speaker 8: Greg, here she come?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: You said five hundred million, five hundred million?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Can I say something? Five? Can I say something?
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Over me?
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: What would you say, Steve?
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Well, I'll take the five men and do it myself
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: because I'm gonna lose after.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: A benevolent of you wonderful dear. All right, that's today's
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: rounded Would you rather? You're listening? Morning show?
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: All right, guys, it is time now to play a
• 37:59
  Speaker 6: round of would you rather? Would you rather a window
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: seat or an aisle seat? On an airplane?
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Winter? I can't stand somebody stepping over me to go
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom every five ten. I'm on that window.
• 38:13
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: I hate that cart coming down that ase and.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Your people brushing up against you when they passed by.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: But you know some people don't have that. When you
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: got your own plane, you ain't nobody passing by you?
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: You know you just you on your own plane. That's
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: why he ain't gotta Would you rap you already wrap?
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: You are ready round?
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: Would you rather wear nothing but tuxedos for a whole year?
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: Tuxedos just for a whole year, or pj's for a
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: whole year?
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: A tuxedosuxis because you like to dress up.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I don't have a pajama Tuxedar. It don't matter because hell,
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: I can sleep in my tux Hell I.
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: Mean Windy's drive through in a tux.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have that tux seedar like they had on
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: the love Boat with them shorts with won't you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have a faith tattoo?
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: A faith tattoo be be or vampire teeth be vampire teeth?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Don't get Yeah, yeah.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: Just I'll just be a non smile and ask person.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: But what you're not finna do is put a pair
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: of lips on my damn face. There's no tattoo. You're
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: gonna star.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: None of this.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: What about that Mike swirly face?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I ain't none of that, Mike. Mike. If Mike listening,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: I love it, Mike. It looks great. I'm not.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: I'm not.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: You don't You're gonna put my ass on the plane?
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: I love it?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Mike?
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: Would you rather let your mate cheat? Let your mate
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: cheat for five hundred million dollars? Or would you rather cheat?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up, go ahead, say
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: it again.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Would you rather let let your mate cheat for five
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: hundred million or would you rather cheat for five million?
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: Well, seeing I ain't got neither one, eat eight or.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going with.
• 40:11
  Speaker 8: We ain't got five or five hundred.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It don't really matter.
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: We're coming up either way.
• 40:15
  Speaker 12: You round to let your mate cheat for five hundred.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Greg, here you come.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: You said five hundred million.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Five hundred million?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Can I say something?
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: Five?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Can I say something?
• 40:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah? Please over me?
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 40:30
  Speaker 8: What would you say it?
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Steve?
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: Well, I'll take the five men and do it myself
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: because I'm gonna lose.
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: A benevolent of you, wonderful a bear for five All right,
• 40:49
  Speaker 6: that's today's roundup.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Would you rather you're listening? Morning show?
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: four minutes after today's Berry letter. But up next, nephew
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  Speaker 6: Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.
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  Speaker 8: What you got ne f.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is a big deal right here, sir, uh,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I need you to wash me, to need you to
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  Speaker 2: wash me, wash me. Whether the weather be cold, weather,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: the weather be hot, whatever the weather. We end this together,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: weather we like it or not. What I did my
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: ex I did my exercise. Whether the weather be cold, weather,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: the weather be hot, whatever the weather, we end this together,
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: whether we like it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: That when did you.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: The curtains in? I need you to wash me. Let's
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: go get.
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  Speaker 11: It's a great day, nursery. This is Felicia.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to get somebody to come down here to
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  Speaker 4: five on one.
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  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, five one.
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  Speaker 4: I need somebody to come down here to five on
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  Speaker 4: one and and clean me up.
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  Speaker 10: Sir.
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  Speaker 11: I think you might have the wrong numbers the nurse.
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  Speaker 4: I need the nurse to come down here to five
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  Speaker 4: on one and clean me up.
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  Speaker 11: Sir, this is the nursery, not the nurse. I think
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: you might have downed the wrong number.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: No, I need to talk to the where nurse said,
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: that's who's normally clean me up. I need to come
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: down here and clean me up.
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  Speaker 10: Sir.
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  Speaker 11: I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
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  Speaker 11: are you calling from?
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Who is this here.
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  Speaker 11: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: That's what I say. I need the nurse to come
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: down here to clean me up. I'm the bed play
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: and every all this stuff to clean me off because
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: I've been sitting here a long time. I ain't nobody
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: to come.
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: Well, sir, I think you dial the wrong number. If
• 43:08
  Speaker 11: you tell me where you are, I can try to
• 43:10
  Speaker 11: help you.
• 43:10
  Speaker 4: But I ain't down the wrong number. I need somebody
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: But y'all supposed to be a y'all supposed to get
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: here every hour some I poll to come check on.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody come check on me yet?
• 43:24
  Speaker 11: Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the wrong number.
• 43:27
  Speaker 11: Try hanging up and then dialing.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: It is just the nurse station, sir.
• 43:32
  Speaker 11: This is a nursery. We take care of children here.
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: This is not the nurse station.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not no child, I said, Is this the nurse station.
• 43:43
  Speaker 11: I'm sorry, you're not listening to me. This is not
• 43:45
  Speaker 11: the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here.
• 43:50
  Speaker 11: We take care of children. So I think you dial
• 43:52
  Speaker 11: the wrong number.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: No, they said that that they're supposed to come clean
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: up every hour. They're spos to come check on Now
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: I've been here, I've been there might near three hours.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Ain't nobody come to check on me yet another? I
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: need somebody to come clean me up. And the uh,
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: there's a bad plan in full and they just they
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: they just don't come check on us like they pull
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: the check.
• 44:13
  Speaker 11: On them, they check on them. I'm really sorry that
• 44:17
  Speaker 11: they have not come to check on you in your
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: your bad hands.
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: So why wouldn't they learning sit here like they do?
• 44:23
  Speaker 11: Okay, so just listen to what I'm saying. This is
• 44:27
  Speaker 11: a nursery, we take care of small children. This is
• 44:31
  Speaker 11: not the nursing station.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: So I'm no my grandkid. I got small children as
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: my grandkids. I got my farty two grandkids for that
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: comes here on Sunday. But sooner they leave the people
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: at the nurse stands and that they treating the bag
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: and leave me here like this here two or three hours,
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: don't nobody come check on me? Can you come down
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: here and check this bad bag?
• 44:52
  Speaker 10: Sir?
• 44:52
  Speaker 11: I can't do that. I need to get back to
• 44:55
  Speaker 11: the kids here that if we take care of at.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Sea my kids, No, my kids don't come tell they
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: come on Sunday. They come every Sunday after Chuch and
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: they come see.
• 45:05
  Speaker 11: Me, do they okay? Okay, well I'm glad your kids
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: come see you. And I'm going to get off the
• 45:11
  Speaker 11: phone now, but I hang up. You just down down
• 45:14
  Speaker 11: the number.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: Right when you get off, you're gonna come down here
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: and come sick and clean me up.
• 45:18
  Speaker 11: I'm not going to do that, but I'm going to
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: let you call back.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: And why you an'll come clean me up? Why gonna
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: do that? Why just do it?
• 45:27
  Speaker 10: Sir?
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: I'm not a nurse.
• 45:29
  Speaker 11: I'm a teacher.
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: When when when when?
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: When?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: When?
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: When? When I was coming through the proposed to do
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: the job? You do what the joby? Whatever your job
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: or that what you do? I want fivey two years straight?
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: And I did my job.
• 45:44
  Speaker 11: Okay, I'm a teacher.
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: Why don't come on down here and do what you're
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: supposed to do?
• 45:49
  Speaker 11: Because I don't clean their.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Te you know why I go on, y'all young phone,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: don't do your job. The damn what you're gonna make
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: me mad? You won't get your down, you get your
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: dot here.
• 46:00
  Speaker 11: I'm going to ask that you not talk to me
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: like that.
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: You clean me up. I ain't supposed to be sitting
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: here like this all the time. What's your name.
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: Again, It's Felicia, and I have really nicety here right now.
• 46:18
  Speaker 11: Please do not speak to me like that. I'm trying
• 46:22
  Speaker 11: to know that You're gonna calm down and quit talking
• 46:27
  Speaker 11: to me like that. I'm trying to help you now.
• 46:29
  Speaker 11: That's just rude speaking to me like that. Now, this
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: is a nurser reach.
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: Right now.
• 46:42
  Speaker 11: But David, you're not gonna talk to me like that.
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: That's just rude and disrespectful. Don't speak to me like that.
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: You talking about I will kick yo in the wheelchair.
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: This seems to be the only language you understand. Is
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: me talking to you crazy. Since you're talking to me crazy,
• 46:59
  Speaker 11: is not coming down there. You stay in that stink.
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: How about this what.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: You heard me?
• 47:05
  Speaker 11: I said, you stay in that sank. I'm not cleaning though.
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: I've been trying to tell you for the past five minutes,
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: but you won't shut up long enough to listen. I
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: am not coming down there to clean your Why not?
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: I've been trying to tell you that is not my job.
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: You dial the wrong number.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: I'm talking to you.
• 47:26
  Speaker 11: Who are you talking to like that. We'll bring it
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: on there. If you think you can get in your
• 47:32
  Speaker 11: wheelchair and make it down here to the nursery to
• 47:34
  Speaker 11: whoop my, then come the hell.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Owned listen were you would take a message from it
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: and give it to somebody?
• 47:41
  Speaker 11: What's your what's your message?
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: Right this down and e n e.
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: Uh huh what else? H uh huh uh huh.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Okay, you got that pot?
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I got that far. Oh wh what is that?
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: What do we spell?
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: I don't know what is it? I must spell it all.
• 48:12
  Speaker 11: I'm not selling that. You tell me what it is?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: What does that say?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 48:17
  Speaker 11: Nephew taught me.
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: Nephew tell me. This is nephew Timmy from the Steve
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Hally Morning Show. Baby, you just got braked by your
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: sister Nita.
• 48:29
  Speaker 11: Oh oh my god boy.
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: You were sitting up there like what in the world.
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: Yeah, you got me, you got me?
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Oh baby, I got you, I got you get I
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: got one question for you, though, What is what is
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: the land.
• 48:52
  Speaker 11: It is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You got me good?
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Did that? I did that?
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: Did I do that?
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: There? That's all of it. Did I do that there?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Yep?
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: King of Pranks, Come on now, Ape nineteen to twenty.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: The Nephew is coming to town April nineteen to twenty
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  Speaker 2: at Baltimore, Maryland, the Comedy Factory in mac My popul
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  Speaker 2: letting the Man The Nephew is coming. Tickets on sale
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  Speaker 2: right now. Come on, bemo, let's do the dog On thing.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I know y'all been going through a little something something,
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: so come on over and get your laugh on me.
• 49:26
  Speaker 12: All right, Nephew, up next, my Strawberry letter.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: You're listening hardy morning show?
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: A lot of people are losing sleep because of work, guys.
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: A new study by account Tips finds that forty four
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: percent of professionals are losing sleep over work. As for why,
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: fifty percent say they've been overwhelmed with work, the volume
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: of work.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: They have, the hours that they have to put in.
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: Some of the other reasons for work related sleep loss
• 49:54
  Speaker 6: include strained coworker relationships. Wow, worried that they they may
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: lose their job. That's a lot of stress. Yeah, you
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: have to be exhausted. Oh, this is a good one.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: My boss is a nightmare.
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: Have you checked all three bucks at Jake st.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: Okay, strained coworker relationships, worried I may lose my job.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: And my boss is a nightmare.
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: I don't check that, okay, So I gotta ask you, Steve,
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: you have a lot of jobs.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: You have more than anyone I know. Do your jobs
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: keep you up at night? Or you know?
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Is it if they do?
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Is it constant or just a case.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: My exhaustion for my jobs is when I run up
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: into stupidity. That's the only thing I get exhausted for.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: I've you know, I've really found out over the years.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: I don't really care for stupid people. I really don't.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: Your nephew must be even.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I can't even.
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: Play it off, like if you're stupid, I look at
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: you like you're stupid the whole time you talk.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what we're supposed to do with that information.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: No, it's just important information that you know about me
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: and my job, my job.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: I love my jobs. Look, I tell jokes for a
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: living and play music. All of my jobs that have
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: an element of meat, using my god given talent. So
• 51:25
  Speaker 7: I love my work. It's the things that surround my work,
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: like when you stupid, I just can't stand that?
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: Man? Is it like brown? No, J good JA ignorant.
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: Different from ignorant stupid to when you're doing stuff that
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: ain't attached to nothing and just has no rhyme or reason,
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: but you steady.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: Doing Oh anyone in particular in mind or.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Anyone at the job.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Tomics?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: Really No, I didn't think he was gonna say you honestly.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, why would I say?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: This is uncomfortable?
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Right now? Yes?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Why you uncomfortable? You're not stupid?
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: I know, I know.
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: You just don't like the way Tommy goes into the
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: shell when you call him stupid.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: But let him go in there. When he's going to
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: the shell, he can't say that stupid?
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: What was that?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: What are you going to do? He's working. I'm right
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: hello everyone, I'm here. I'm right here. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: I'm right here. You stop doing it, stop talking over
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: and around me. I'm right here. You all right?
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: In today's office topic. Uh, here's a question. Have you
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: ever been told just be yourself, just for yourself and
• 52:55
  Speaker 6: you'll be fine and it ended up being horrible advice
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: for you. Maybe it was on a day, Maybe you
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: were told to be yourself on your first day of
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  Speaker 6: a new job. So, Steve, I gotta ask you, are
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: there situations that you should avoid just being yourself? When
• 53:10
  Speaker 6: you were comfortable enough to just be yourself in your relationship?
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: Or when were you comfortable enough to be just being
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: in your relationship?
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Those are two different questions.
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  Speaker 7: My first first gig on the radio in La, would
• 53:22
  Speaker 7: you The dude that gave me job said, man, just
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: be yourself. Three days later they had should said we'd
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: had enough laws in here being hisself. We need to
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: get a radio person in here to control some of this.
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: We need surely get in. When you did do a
• 53:42
  Speaker 7: time dog, I didn't do time check. I'd never announced
• 53:46
  Speaker 7: what station you're listening to. If you hear my voice,
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: ain't you listening to the station? I got to come
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: in and say this, Paul. You have to say the
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: call letters to let him know. But as you hearing
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: me say the call that us if your station ain't on.
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  Speaker 1: This start it's probably logical to you.
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  Speaker 2: But it's just checked and then and then and then
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  Speaker 2: and then.
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  Speaker 7: In La, the traffic, I didn't understand that it's rush hour,
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  Speaker 7: the four five.
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  Speaker 2: It's packed every damn date, every time at.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Two days time.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, we have to go to a commercial at eighteen after.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: But I'm talking though.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: They put Shirley Strawper on the radio. And when I
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: first met Shirley, I thought she was attractive, but I
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: didn't care for her because I said, like, you know,
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: like me, trying to tell me what to do.
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he didn't like me because he had nothing to
• 54:49
  Speaker 6: do with my hiring. They it's exactly true what he's saying.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: No, they just put her in that. They ain't ask
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: me nothing.
• 54:56
  Speaker 6: I looked at him, asked me ya for a while
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: to come in and to listen to the show, to listen.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: So he actually had no control over you. Let's let's
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: not let's just call it what it is, sir. He
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: had no control over you. You were hired by somebody else.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: He had nothing to do with your hiring. S t
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  Speaker 2: Love It, Love It.
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  Speaker 1: Radio show. I said, what are you doing?
• 55:23
  Speaker 7: So I said, baby girl, baby girl, stop saying all
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: that I'm talking. She said, we have to go to break.
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: We're going right now.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I'm doing on your and you know what the sad
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: part is, not much has changed here.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: We are you will do now you're works.
• 55:43
  Speaker 7: On time now because I understand what sponsorships.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I didn't that obedient.
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: You fought it, you're fighting, Yeah, you still want to You.
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: Just say another job.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Don't see what it is.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Just be itself.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: I really, you know, I lied to get all my
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: other job before I got into the show business. If
• 56:09
  Speaker 7: I'd have told the truth, I'd have never got hirt.
• 56:11
  Speaker 7: I couldn't beat myself. Y'all wouldn't hid me. I got
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: criminal record, a criminal background. I've been to court. I
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: don't know how many times I'm on probation. Anybody fitna
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: hid me?
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: So I lied.
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: I lied on all my applications. I tried to get
• 56:29
  Speaker 7: a job one time at a jewelry store.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: What question was what kind of jewelry store?
• 56:37
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: What were we talking about at, like a jewelry store
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: in the mall? Yeah, something like.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: It was a little little jewelry store. I just saw
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: some watches. I like, now I'm gonna go in here
• 56:47
  Speaker 7: and try to work here. And the guy was sitting
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: at the interview, he said, have you ever stolen anything before?
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: I said, like what? Yeah? But I would you know,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: have you ever stole any thing?
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: Like like what?
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Like you talked tato chips or something like that. I'm
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: admit to that, but that like have our stole jewelry? No,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: not yet. That's that's.
• 57:11
  Speaker 10: So.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: I was just went with the no like what he said.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: Anything he said when I was little, I used to
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: steal potato chips and stuff.
• 57:18
  Speaker 8: Go okay, man, as you get the job.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: Oh no, he said, Well, thank you for coming in.
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: All right, Well that's more of the Steve Harby Morning
• 57:27
  Speaker 6: Show coming up at twenty minutes after right after this.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 57:35
  Speaker 6: So, guys, I don't know if you've heard, but seniors, seniors.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Are getting it in. They're having more sex. Okay.
• 57:43
  Speaker 6: This is according to new research that found a huge
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: spike in the number of sexually transmitted infections over the
• 57:49
  Speaker 6: past ten years and your study, which will be presented
• 57:53
  Speaker 6: at a medical convention in Spain next month, showed that
• 57:56
  Speaker 6: sti's among people over the age of fifty.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Five have doubled compared to a decade ago.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: The steady blameable f yeah double uh blames this fike
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: on rising divorce rates, less condom you, the availability of
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: drugs like viagra, uh, and more older adults living together
• 58:17
  Speaker 6: in retirement communities, and also an increased use in dating
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: app So there you have it. STI rising among the
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: older generation. Yeah, fifty five and older.
• 58:28
  Speaker 7: You can make all the noises you want today change
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: it ain't changing nothing.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: But then you talk about time these condoms though.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: We're not condom man.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's the easiest one.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Well, you already ain't got long left.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna sharp that with an STI.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: Oh man, I be damn. Now you done got old
• 58:50
  Speaker 7: and dumb. You spend all this time trying to get here.
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: Now you're here.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Now you're gonna cut it shown.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, you sixty nine at the clinic? What you ye?
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: You're the oldest person down.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Buried coming minutes after the hour startling news. We'll play
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: around it. Would you rather?
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening morning show?
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: All right, guys, it's time now to play a round
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: of would you rather? Would you rather a window seat
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: or an aisle seat on an airplane?
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Winter? I can't stand somebody stepping over me to go
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom every five t I'm on that window.
• 59:36
  Speaker 10: Man.
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: I hate that cart coming down that ase and your
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: people bursting up against you when they passed back. But
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: you know some people don't have it. When you got
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: your own plane, ain't nobody passing body? You know, you
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: just you just on your own plan. That's why he
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: ain't say'll he ain gotta? Would you wrap you already
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: wrapdy ra?
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: Would you rather wear nothing but tuck toitos for a
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: whole year, tuxedos just for a whole year, or pj's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: for a whole year?
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, tuxedar, tuscauld, you like to dress up?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: I don't have a I don't have a pajama tuxedar.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: It don't matter because hell, I can sleep in my touchail.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: I mean Windy's drive. I'm gonna have that tux seedar
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: like they had on the love Boat with them shorts
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: Would you rather have a faith tattoo, a face tattoo,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: or a vampire teeth?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Be vampire?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Don't?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just I'll just be a non smile and ask person.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: But what you're not finna do is put a pair
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: of lips on my damn face. There's no tattoo. You're
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: gonna star.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: Ain't none of this? What about that?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: The swirling face?
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not, I ain't none of that Mike, if
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Mike is it? I love it? Mike. It looks great.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: I'm not I'm not.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: You don't. You ain't gonna put my ass on the plane?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 10: I love it?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Mike?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 6: Would you rather let your mate cheat? Let your mate
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: cheat for five hundred million dollars?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather cheat?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, wait, wait wait, hold up, go ahead and
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: say it again.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Would you rather let let your mate cheat for five
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 6: hundred million? Or would you rather cheat for five million?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: Seeing I ain't got neither one?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going we ain't got five or five hundred.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: It don't really matter. Were coming up either way?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 12: You rather let your mate cheat for five hundred?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: Greg? Here, you come here?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: You said five hundred million?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Five hundred million?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: Can I say something?
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: Rather?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: Five? Can I say something?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Please over me, Steve.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: I'll take the five men and do it myself because
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 8: Lose ef Ah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 10: You all right?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: That's today's roundup? Would you rather.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: You can stay with us?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 6: At forty nine minutes after the hour, We'll be back
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: with some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Right after this.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: You're listening Steve Hary Morning Show. Let's break up, the
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 6: day been a pretty good day, interesting day, Steve. Now
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: it's time for you to drop some knowledge with our
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: closing remarks. What your hot for us today?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: Big dog? Yeah?
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: Today, I want to remind everybody of something that gets
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: overlooked from time to time. But if you want to
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: be successful and you want to be happy, if your
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: happiness is sometimes as it often is, tied to your success,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: and if your success, oftentimes as it is, is tied
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: to your happiness, the two kind of go hand in
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: hand almost, But now you have to be using your
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 7: definition of success and not somebody else's. If you're using
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: someone else's definition of success, you're never going to be happy,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: whether they've aimed to hide for you or they've aimed
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 7: too low for you. If you're using somebody else's aim,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: you're never going to be happy because those two are,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: i'm sorry, tied together. I'm happy if i'm successful. If
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: I'm not successful, I'm not going to be happy because
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: I'm going to feel like there's something else I could
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 7: be doing for my family, as something else I could
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: be doing for my future. It's something else I could
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: be doing to make it work. And so my success
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: is tied to my happiness, and my happiness is tied
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: to my success. Now do I take times off from
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: all of it and just sit around and be grateful
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: and happy for where I am? Of course, all the time.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: Gratitude is a huge part of what the principles of success.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: That's oftentimes to overlook. Yeah, I often sit around and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: just smell the roses, just take a breath of fresh
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: air and go mad. I'm awful grateful for where I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: am God, not meaning that I don't want more, but
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: I oftentimes stop and thank Him for right where I am,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: because where we are is pretty good compared to where
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: we were. But now, with all that said, let me
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: share something with you. If you want to be happy
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: and successful, you are going to have to put out
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: a massive effort.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: Stop thinking it's going to happen any other way. You
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 7: have got to put out a massive effort.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: You got to get it.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: You gotta grind, you gotta want it. It's got to
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: burn a little bit on the inside of you. It's
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: gotta make you uncomfortable not being where you wanna be.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: You got to have a I'm gonna get it attitude
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 7: in order for it to get God. Period, you gotta
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: have a I'm gonna get it attitude in order for
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: it to get God.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: Period.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: That's the deal. No substitutions, no alternatives. This ain't sugar.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: You can't use splendor instead. This ain't sugar. This is life.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: You have to go get it now. All no alternatives. Well,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: you can pick some alternatives, but you're not gonna be
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 7: happy and successful. You got to get a little bit
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: of dog in you. I'm sorry. Everybody got to have
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: some dog in you. You gotta have some bite back,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: you gotta have some fight. You're gonna have to have
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: a little bit of kick, and sometime the kick has
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 7: to come from yourself. You can't quit looking for other
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: people always give you that little kick in the rear
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: in to get you started, that little jump started in
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: the morning, to encourage you. What if they need encouraging,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: What if they ain't get they jump start for the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: day and you waiting on they call and they're encouraging. Word, man,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: let me tell you something. These are people that you're
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: waiting on to help you. People fail all the time.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: Every person needs the Lord God Almighty. So that might
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: be one of the mornings where they need him and
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 7: they don't have nothing for you take your faith out
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: of man, put your faith in God and get at it.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: You and God can make it. That'd be great if
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: you had a friend along the way, of course it
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: would be. But sometimes you're in a pattern where you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: got to learn that it ain't nobody.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: But you and him.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: Sometimes sometimes you just need to know it ain't nobody
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: but you and God. That really ain't a bad place
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: to be, It really ain't. I've got some of my
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: best results out of my life when I just asked
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: God for the help, when I didn't call no nobody
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: else to see what they thought about it. When I've
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: went to God, just God, I've gotten my best results.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: I'm just gonna be honest with you. But you got
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: to get at it, though, squid. Quit expecting God to
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: just bless you with something and you ain't giving him
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: nothing to put his finger on the touch you make
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: one step, he'll make two. You got to be a
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: producer out here. You got to go out of here
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: and get out something. Quit asking God for a job
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: and you ain't putting no applications in. Stop wasting his
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: time and yours too. It's like the story the man said,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 7: you know, I've been praying. I've been praying to God
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: to hit the lottery. I've just been praying to the
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: Lord to hit the lottery. One day, the man just
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: kept hearing him say that. He said, well, do you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: play the lottery? He said, no, What kind of prayers
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: that you're praying to God to hit the lottery but
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 7: you're not playing the lottery?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: What that don't make no sense.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: If you want God to touch your life, give him
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: something to touch. An effort, put in a request, be sincere.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 7: But I've decided that I'm gonna attempt so many things
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 7: that's within my gift and in my realm that I'm
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: gonna ask God to bless me with his grace. He
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 7: got something to bless. He just keeps on making stuff
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 7: happen for me. He just keeps on opening doors for me.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: He just keeps on putting the right people in front
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 7: of me. Oh and it may look like the deal
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: ain't gonna happen, as oftentimes many of them do. But
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: at the end of the day, it always works out.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: But man, you got to get at it, y'all. You
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: got to get off your butts and get at it.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody finna walk no checks up to you and
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: hand them to you. You got to get out here
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: and get at it. Dreams ain't nothing but dreams. Until
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: you put some work behind them, they become goals. You
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: gotta put some work behind these dreams. That's my clothing remarks. Hey,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: listen to me, y'all talk to God today. He would
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 7: absolutely love to hear from you. And it don't matter
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 7: if it's bit a while. I think I'm gonna do
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: to just that too. All right, y'all, have a go.
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