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Valentine's Day Delivery, Roscoe Wallace In The Building, Would You Rather, and more - 02.14.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what y'all don't know y'all all at all,
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  Speaker 2: So don't given them the bush.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah listening to.
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  Speaker 2: To I want joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? Joy?
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  Speaker 5: You know you.
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  Speaker 4: Love you? Where you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you got to turn the mouth turn You probably
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  Speaker 6: got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn a wad
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  Speaker 6: of the monico.
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  Speaker 2: Look, come, come on, you think that?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh?
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  Speaker 7: I said, uh huh, I show Will, Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 7: You are listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 7: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 8: I feel it's necessary to explain what I say.
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  Speaker 7: In the morning because somebody asked me, what do you
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  Speaker 7: mean by that when you say that in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: When I say, uh huh, it's in response to David
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  Speaker 7: Hollister opening the song by saying, go ahead, big Daddy,
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  Speaker 7: go ahead, I said, uh huh.
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  Speaker 8: I show Will.
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  Speaker 7: Then I say good morning everybody, because I was raised
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  Speaker 7: a rage. You're supposed to speak when you come in
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  Speaker 7: the room. I'm coming in y'alls room, whether it's your bedroom,
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  Speaker 7: the room in your house, your car, your office, you know,
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  Speaker 7: wherever you're at. I come in the room, or God speaks.
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  Speaker 7: I say good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 7: And then I got to introduce myself because as a performer,
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  Speaker 7: I always felt my best when I was intest No,
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  Speaker 7: why would you walk out on stage anybody introduce you.
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  Speaker 7: You can't get the a round of applause. It's just
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  Speaker 7: it's horrible. So I say, you are listening to the
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  Speaker 7: voice one and only Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now.
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  Speaker 7: Now that's old school. I got that, but that's I
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  Speaker 7: was once again, dig me now? Is I want you
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  Speaker 7: to feel what I'm about to say. That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: That's not a bragging thing. You know you are listening
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  Speaker 7: to the voice one and only Steve Harvey. Come on,
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  Speaker 7: dig me now. I'm just asking you to feel what
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  Speaker 7: I'm saying in the morning because it's part of a
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  Speaker 7: promise that I made to God. See a long time ago,
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  Speaker 7: I told God, if he allowed me to make it,
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  Speaker 7: that when I got there, I would tell everybody I
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  Speaker 7: know how I did it, and I wasn't gonna shortcut
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  Speaker 7: it or shade him on it. I said, if you
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  Speaker 7: allow me to make it, if you give me the strength,
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  Speaker 7: the courage, the wisdom you gave me a gift if
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  Speaker 7: you let me apply, don't destroy myself in the process.
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  Speaker 7: Forgive me for my sins along the way, continue to
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  Speaker 7: hold and rock me when I needed. When I make it,
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  Speaker 7: I promise you Lord, when I get there, I will
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  Speaker 7: tell everybody how I made it.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 7: This started back in LA when I got on the
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  Speaker 7: radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
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  Speaker 7: but I had to keep my promise to God. My
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  Speaker 7: promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
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  Speaker 7: tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
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  Speaker 7: you that every day because if it was not for
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  Speaker 7: that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
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  Speaker 7: to fulfill my promise, because I've done enough dirt in
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  Speaker 7: my life. Man to not be worthy. He could have
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  Speaker 7: easily walked away from me a long time ago because
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  Speaker 7: I had show walked away from him. See, and I
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  Speaker 7: didn't walk away from him once. I walked away from
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  Speaker 7: him a.
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  Speaker 8: Bunch of times.
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  Speaker 7: But guess what he forgave me a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 7: I'm a living example of hundreds of chances. His forgiveness
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  Speaker 7: and his mercy is available for everybody. It's the only
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  Speaker 7: reason I get on this show every day. It's the
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  Speaker 7: only reason I have the blessings that's come in my way.
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  Speaker 7: It's the only way that the things that keep happening
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  Speaker 7: in my life, man, that I have no explanation for,
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  Speaker 7: is because of His grace and mercy. See, anytime something
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  Speaker 7: good happens in my life and I can't explain it,
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  Speaker 7: that's usually him, he exhibits to me. Remember, I'm a
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  Speaker 7: forgiving god.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Remember, So when you fall, Steve, don't lay down there.
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  Speaker 8: Don't you lay down there.
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  Speaker 7: Don't you let the devil fool you that because you'd
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  Speaker 7: have made some mistakes that you ain't that you can't
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  Speaker 7: do it because everybody gonna make them. It's none perfect, no,
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  Speaker 7: not once. So get up, keep moving, keep pushing, step
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  Speaker 7: on what you're laying there for. Your daddy didn't raise
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  Speaker 7: you that way. Look, man, my father was just about manhood.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna just tell you. My daddy never had a
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  Speaker 7: conversation with me about church. He beat me for not going,
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  Speaker 7: but you know a couple of times, but he wasn't
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  Speaker 7: about that wasn't his message. That was my mama's job.
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  Speaker 7: My mama taught me about being saved, about loving the Lord,
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  Speaker 7: about giving your life about the teachings of Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 7: My mama was a Sunday school teacher, so I got
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  Speaker 7: all of that from her. My old man ain't had
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  Speaker 7: none of that for me. My old man talked to
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  Speaker 7: me about one thing all day long, hard working manhood,
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  Speaker 7: and well, you're gonna get that if you don't get
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  Speaker 7: nothing else from me. He gave that to me, so
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  Speaker 7: I got it. See, so, my father, you say, excuse
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  Speaker 7: my language, but you ain't gonna sit there like no
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  Speaker 7: little punk up in here. You ain't what you're finna
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  Speaker 7: do you finnah, get up and go do what you're
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  Speaker 7: supposed to do.
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  Speaker 8: Now, stop all that whine and like some little punkin
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  Speaker 8: gonna get the movie. That's how my father talked to me. Now,
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  Speaker 8: I'm just telling you real.
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  Speaker 7: It worked for me though, And before you start emailing me,
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  Speaker 7: that had nothing to do with homosexuality at all.
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  Speaker 8: It's just that was his term for a man not
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  Speaker 8: acting like a man. That's all it was.
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  Speaker 4: It had.
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  Speaker 7: It was not a gay reference at all. I want
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  Speaker 7: you to understand that before you start emailing me. So
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  Speaker 7: my daddy wasn't calling that was not a sexual reference
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  Speaker 7: for him. My father talked to us. That's what he meant.
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  Speaker 7: I knew exactly what he meant. He couldn't have meitt
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  Speaker 7: nothing else. He ain't even know nothing about that. My
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  Speaker 7: man clueless when it come to that right there. So
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  Speaker 7: when I was getting down and feeling bad about myself,
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  Speaker 7: my old man, he taught me this toughness.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 7: He gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to
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  Speaker 7: work and work hard. That's why today, when God does
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  Speaker 7: bless me with something, he ain't got to worry about
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  Speaker 7: me not working hard because.
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  Speaker 8: That's in me.
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  Speaker 7: And when I get tired, I asked that same God
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  Speaker 7: for stript to keep on doing so I can do
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  Speaker 7: the blessings he got for me. So when you ask
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  Speaker 7: me how you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey, I
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  Speaker 7: don't know. I ain't got to figure that out. All
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  Speaker 7: I got to do is show up with the same
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  Speaker 7: amount of faith of being showing up with God handled
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  Speaker 7: the rest of it. See y'all, Hey man, let me
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  Speaker 7: tell you something. I don't see how you do it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't either, Can I get it?
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  Speaker 8: Hey man? Newsflash, let me hear. I don't see how
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  Speaker 8: you doing all that, Steve? You doing this? You doing that?
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  Speaker 8: Can I tell you something, I don't either.
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  Speaker 7: I just wake up with the faith man and trusting
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  Speaker 7: that if He gonna bless me with it, he must
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  Speaker 7: be gonna show me a way how to get it done.
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  Speaker 7: See I ain't tripping on that part. See, once you
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  Speaker 7: take yourself out the how to business, you can go
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  Speaker 7: on and get with it. But see, if you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: trip yourself out with the how to, you can't think
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  Speaker 7: like God can think. You can't figure like God can figure.
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  Speaker 7: So now you sit up in here, God Lord, I
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  Speaker 7: want this to happen for me. Then I don't know
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  Speaker 7: how I'm gonna do all that. Well, guess what you
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  Speaker 7: in the way?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 8: See you?
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  Speaker 1: Now you and the way?
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  Speaker 7: Because see God ain't asked you to figure out how to?
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  Speaker 7: He said ask and believe. Then he said faith without
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  Speaker 7: works is dead. That's my solution. That's the concoction that
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  Speaker 7: I'm functioning on. All I got to do is accept
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  Speaker 7: the blessing, keep the faith, be willing to work and
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  Speaker 7: believe God can do anything but fail. Why would God
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  Speaker 7: bring me this far to leave me? Why would he
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  Speaker 7: bring you this far to leave you? So why I
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  Speaker 7: get up every morning? I have no choice? I got
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  Speaker 7: to get up in here to rest. When I'm running late, Man,
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  Speaker 7: I try to plow through here.
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  Speaker 8: Sometime I don't make it. Man, I got to do
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  Speaker 8: a rerun.
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  Speaker 7: But I plow through here because man, Steve, you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: run out something to say. No, I'm gonna just keep thinking.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 7: You can't run out of that, can you, because you
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  Speaker 7: owe him that. Matter of fact, when I get through talking,
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  Speaker 7: I really ain't thanked him enough.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve.
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  Speaker 7: You know the time has come to give some credit
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  Speaker 7: where credit is due to God Almighty for another day,
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  Speaker 7: another opportunity of another shot at it. Honestly speaking, I've
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  Speaker 7: been going through several things. It's been a little rocky
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  Speaker 7: for me. But I'm still grateful because I mean, this
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  Speaker 7: too shall pass. Whatever it is, it's gonna go now.
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  Speaker 7: I do need for it to hear up and get home.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm hanging in there.
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  Speaker 8: That's a good way to put it. I do need
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  Speaker 8: it to hear him get on the who lord boy.
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  Speaker 8: Sometimes the test.
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  Speaker 7: The test be a little long sometimes, y'all, But hanging
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  Speaker 7: there because you have a one track record of surviving
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  Speaker 7: all your tests, so I expect to do the same
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  Speaker 7: with this. With Steve Arvit, Marty Show, Shirley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 7: Monica Junior, and the Legend of Nephew Tommy Jr.
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  Speaker 8: What's on your mind today?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 9: Well you know what unk is today, which means on
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  Speaker 9: our minds should be on all our mind.
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  Speaker 10: Happy Valentine's Day to the ladies. It is Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 10: Yea Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, thanks, get.
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  Speaker 9: Our attitudes together, fellas.
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  Speaker 5: This is it.
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  Speaker 9: We are so honored.
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  Speaker 8: We're honored.
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  Speaker 9: Later we everything we loved him. We're not getting nothing
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  Speaker 9: back today.
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  Speaker 8: Let's get our attitude.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Valentine's state of you.
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  Speaker 9: Happy Valentine's Guys, what did they mean to you?
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  Speaker 8: Uh?
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  Speaker 7: The pressure is on the guy. It's all on us
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  Speaker 7: to do something, show something, prove something.
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  Speaker 5: It is what it is.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't no need to complain about it been that way
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  Speaker 7: since first Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 8: So and ladies, let me give you a suggestion.
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  Speaker 7: Don't send your dude no flowers because he he don't
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  Speaker 7: care and he don't No, just save your money. I
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  Speaker 7: thought you I wasn't. If he drank scotch, give him
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  Speaker 7: a bottle scotch, get him up. You can get him
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  Speaker 7: some you know, like a card teacher. You know, no
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  Speaker 7: nobody want no, no, no, no show. Do you know
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  Speaker 7: pack of Domino stuff like that, you know sick. Give
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  Speaker 7: him something something he won't but don't don't don't do
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  Speaker 7: the flowers, lady, because guys are not gonna have the
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  Speaker 7: same reaction this year.
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  Speaker 1: If you send them to your stuff.
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  Speaker 9: Y'a Valentine's feels yoke stuff stuff, no.
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  Speaker 8: Stuff, ain't my husband nothing val what what we know that.
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  Speaker 7: We might use the husbands we are, we is, we
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  Speaker 7: is the husband all us through and they were not
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  Speaker 7: gonna get a d A M thing.
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  Speaker 11: Happy Valentine's ladies, Happy Valentine Monica, call Shirley, Happy Valentine
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  Speaker 11: a Day.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. It's just about love. Don't go over
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  Speaker 1: spending or anything like that about it. Yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: we spend A couple of roads.
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  Speaker 8: As in you don't need it, you don't need it?
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  Speaker 12: Does I mean once you I'm gonna need tolve then yeah,
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  Speaker 12: stove Bault all right, Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Coming back at thirty two minutes after the hour with
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  Speaker 1: a nephew as he runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, can I tell you how important Rocket is to me?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Rocket actually got me in the home that I'm
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  Speaker 10: in right now, and this is the first home. And
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  Speaker 10: I don't really believe that the home ownership is part
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  Speaker 10: of the American dream because I'm living.
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  Speaker 8: You did a rocket, You went through the Yes, I
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  Speaker 8: didn't know that.
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  Speaker 9: They stay with me through the whole process. And man,
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  Speaker 9: they told me you clear the clothes. Best thing I
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  Speaker 9: ever heard of my life. You clear the clothes. Wow,
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  Speaker 9: you better own the dream that I better own it.
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  Speaker 1: To close that yard in the baby, Yes, I have
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  Speaker 1: owned the dream.
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  Speaker 9: Visit rocket dot com or call eight hundred four Rocket.
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  Speaker 1: It is kind now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back what you got for his neft.
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  Speaker 11: We are gathered here today to discuss the j LA
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  Speaker 11: and the party. You don't know that because that's Richard
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  Speaker 11: Prod back in the day. Don't nobody know that. That's
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  Speaker 11: just you got to know. You got to know, No,
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  Speaker 11: the one and only the King, Richard Pride. And when
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  Speaker 11: you hear that, you know, Lias, y'all. All right, this
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  Speaker 11: right here, this prank right here is called Jessebel's Spirit.
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  Speaker 11: Ladies and gentlemen, Jezebel Spirit. All right, cat dog, if
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  Speaker 11: you would that said little Jezebel's Spirit. A hall let
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  Speaker 11: We're gonna stop right now, bell spirit, let's go.
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  Speaker 4: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Alicia. All right, all right,
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  Speaker 5: all right. You may not know my boy, but I'm
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  Speaker 5: sure you probably know me if you saw me.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm I'm brother Greg at the church.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, all right, how you doing.
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  Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good. I'm sorry to disturb your evening.
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,
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  Speaker 5: the workers at the church. We had a meeting. Uh
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  Speaker 5: A lot of the deacons and the sisters at the
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  Speaker 5: church the have come to uh had a meeting, and
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  Speaker 5: I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,
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  Speaker 5: that's that's that's your sister, right yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's my sister. That's my baby sister.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all right, well now we got a bit of
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  Speaker 5: a problem, but uh uh they felt that it would
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  Speaker 5: be best for me for me to call you and
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  Speaker 5: discuss it with you and and let you know what
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  Speaker 5: the you know what they have agreed upon. I'm just
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  Speaker 5: basically the messenger, and I'm just calling you to give
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  Speaker 5: you the word of what's going on.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, brother Greg, right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, brother Greed Grig agree. You know, uh huh your
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  Speaker 4: wife is in the choir, right, uh yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, okay, I know, I think I know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, all right. Well, like I said, Sister Alicia,
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  Speaker 5: what the officials of the church are saying is that
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  Speaker 5: they they're saying that they have reason to believe that
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  Speaker 5: your sister has been having an affair with with pastors
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  Speaker 5: and uh, your sister Melanie. They saying she's having and
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  Speaker 5: had an affair with having an affair with pastor. Like
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  Speaker 5: I said, I'm just the messenger.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melity doing.
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  Speaker 4: Well, they have to do with me.
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  Speaker 5: Like I said, the officials had a meeting, and what
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  Speaker 5: they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit.
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  Speaker 13: And what they don't wait, wait, wait a minute, now,
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  Speaker 13: you be a rude.
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  Speaker 4: Now come on, and.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, I'm here you at.
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  Speaker 4: Now you just hear me out. Now.
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  Speaker 5: They're saying that this is a Jezebel spirit and they
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  Speaker 5: would rather all of the family not be welcome at.
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  Speaker 4: The church anymore.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, first of all, where are.
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  Speaker 14: You delivering a message to me about my sister? If
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  Speaker 14: you have a problem with my sister, seems like you
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  Speaker 14: will be calling my sister.
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  Speaker 13: Now we shoot step for people. So why are you
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  Speaker 13: calling me about my sister? About a rumor?
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  Speaker 14: And now you say y'all don't want me in the church.
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  Speaker 13: Is that what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: For the entire family?
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  Speaker 5: So if you got some brothers, sisters, auntie, they won't
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  Speaker 5: because they evidently all of the ladies in the Thompson
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  Speaker 5: family hell some type of Jezebel spirit and they don't.
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  Speaker 13: Want to Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you
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  Speaker 13: just just like I said, now, be mindful who you're
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  Speaker 13: speaking to, calling somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do
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  Speaker 13: is call somebody and accuse somebody and then call.
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  Speaker 14: Them a derogatory word talking about.
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  Speaker 13: Somebody a Jezebel and a jezebel Now you being ruth sir.
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  Speaker 5: It's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, that's got to be the most assonine fools that
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  Speaker 13: I have ever heard in my life.
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  Speaker 4: Who done that? Who are you to call me?
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  Speaker 13: Don't ask me no like that.
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  Speaker 14: You calling me like some bush but a Jezabel Fell
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  Speaker 14: that's gonna call somebody kids. I'm like, you got a
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  Speaker 14: bad ass kid? Does your mama r a Jezebel?
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  Speaker 4: Still don't wait, wait, wait a minute, I'm just.
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  Speaker 14: Does your mama does your red lipstick? Where I'm wife
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  Speaker 14: out of Jezebel's speir? Ask you and your ass that's
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  Speaker 14: what's gonna happen. You gonna mess around and get your
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  Speaker 14: ass up and get drugs through the damn pool, ki around.
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  Speaker 8: With the top.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's of right now. The family can't come to
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  Speaker 4: the church.
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  Speaker 14: You think we want to be around a church that
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  Speaker 14: got people consus asking me.
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  Speaker 13: I show, damn do I have a Jezabel Simil?
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  Speaker 4: But you never answered the question do you have one?
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: I might have a d hab spear? Now you know
• 19:41
  Speaker 13: she was a good in the Bible.
• 19:43
  Speaker 14: Now I've been remember this damn church for the last
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: eight year. I don't pay plenty of time to this
• 19:47
  Speaker 14: damn church.
• 19:48
  Speaker 13: And if attack the problem with me, do tell fact
• 19:52
  Speaker 13: have a problem with me?
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Alicia? Yeah, uh huh, let me tell you this.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be before you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 14: Say another damn work.
• 20:01
  Speaker 13: Next you need to apologize and thinks like you got
• 20:04
  Speaker 13: some wish.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, can I say this?
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  Speaker 13: Go ahead?
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  Speaker 15: Go ahead, I apologize, Okay, I apologize because this is
• 20:14
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  Speaker 15: you just got pranked by your sister, Melanie.
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  Speaker 13: I'm gonna kicks.
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  Speaker 4: Nor was that was you?
• 20:35
  Speaker 13: Melanie ass to Dad.
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: I don't know who lady is in the choir with
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: the red lipstick of her one day. I have no
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: earth for the idea, all right, No Josephel's spirits, none
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: of that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: We all right?
• 20:50
  Speaker 14: Maybe maybe your rain half like I said, because you
• 20:54
  Speaker 14: don't even more than one Bible.
• 20:56
  Speaker 13: And she did good work for the kingdom, because you
• 20:58
  Speaker 13: know I work for the kingdom.
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  Speaker 14: Might have been I've been a long time now. Wait
• 21:05
  Speaker 14: see you walk.
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  Speaker 11: Over.
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  Speaker 4: Oh God loved church people. I love church peak.
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  Speaker 1: of the Entertainment News, it's Valentine's Day, guys, and the
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: question is our three women one to three women better
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: than one? Well, Neo thinks, so we'll talk about that. Also,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Serena Williams explained why she performed at the Super Bowl
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: halftime show and Cowboy Cotter tour. It is coming to
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: a city near you. Okay, we'll talk about all of
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: this that's coming up at the top of the hour,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: but right now it is time to ask the colo
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: This one's from KB and Edmund KB Wrights. I did
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: a telehealth appointment in front of my girlfriend so she
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: could hear the doctor say that I might have the flu.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It saved me from wasting money on an expense of
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Valentine's dinner, but now she doesn't want to be around me.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I might have to spend Valentine's Day and night alone?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Should I admit that I lied?
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: It's a lot, you know, bro?
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you tell a tell a health thing to avoid
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: an expensive dinner, and now you're tripping because you're gonna
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: be alone.
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: She don't want to be around you. All this is
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: on you. It's your fault. You want us to tell you?
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: Should I tell her? You lie? Well? Brother, you setting
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: yourself over for the next time when you have to lie.
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: See that's the thing.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: See when you.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Tell these stupid lies categories. Yeah, the lies are necessary,
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: but you know when.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: You just tell me what hurt you want us to do?
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: You know, so you can't be you can't go with Uh,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: how did you think that was gonna work?
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: Dog?
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: You tell her you got the flu so you ain't
• 23:56
  Speaker 7: got to buy an expensive Valentine's dinner. Then she can't
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: be around you because she can't catch your flu and
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: mess around and miss her day's at work.
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Nah, you're gonna be alone on Valentine's Day. You're stupid.
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: You ain't do you just fine off lies? No, you
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: ain't got no backstory, no history. You ain't thought it out. Man.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: What we will We can't help him, we can't. All right,
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: let's let's move on. Sometimes you have to leave people
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: in there. Ol swallow, drink that by yourself, all right.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Marlene in Riverside, Marlene says, last year,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: my husband bought lingerie for me to wear on Valentine's
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Day and it was too small. This morning he told
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: me to go see if I could sweeze into that
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: little lingerie from last year. That hurt my feelings? Should
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I cancel sex on Valentine tonight?
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: Oh, First of all, it wasn't too small.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: What what she said it was? You said it was
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to What are you saying?
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: We died like that?
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: That was on purpose? What do you mean?
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: Put it on? Sounds like she can't get any though.
• 25:15
  Speaker 8: You know it's gonna cut a little bit, but just
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: get it on. Oh goodness, it's gonna bust. Canceled sexual
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: Valentine Day?
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: You see if you squeezing anything I bought you last
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: year because feelings. No, it was really a compliment though
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: that he like it just the way it is, And
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: if you could just squeeze in that thing, I'm gonna
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: like the way it's pushing out on the sides. I'm
• 25:42
  Speaker 7: gonna like all that girl can put that little tight
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: thing on. You gotta understand the thought process of a man.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't, didn't.
• 25:52
  Speaker 8: It ain't gonna be a circulating loan. We're gonna get
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: it off. But can I see it? Though?
• 25:58
  Speaker 7: That's the thought of a man, So you have to
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: cut out of it. And if you can't see it,
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: that's even better. Right up there with the movie Hidden Figures.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: What like that?
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I like he did that.
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: I don't know where all came from.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But the figures.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but it worked at the time.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: All right, We're moving on to Alvin and Pensacola. Alvin says,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I think my side piece is dealing with memory loss.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: She called me late last night wanting to chat. I
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: thought it was an emergency, so I answered, she's done
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: it more than once.
• 26:44
  Speaker 16: Is it on.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Purpose or because she's old? Is there old? Here's wait, wait,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: here's here's the question, Steve. Is there a side piece
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: age limit?
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: He didn't say how old she was, but his name
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: is Alvin, he.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: Said, Or does she forget have amnesia? How old is she?
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: How old?
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Alvin?
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: But he thought it was an emergency, so right there,
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: he thought it was like you know, uh, you know, y'all,
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: something like that. Hello, if your side piece has several
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: medical conditions, you're gonna have to pick up that phone though,
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: because you this phone call could be a lifeline.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: You have to pick up the phone.
• 27:42
  Speaker 7: And that's why I picked up the phone, because he
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: said I thought it was an emergency, because you know,
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: he's seeing somebody that's in the emergency emergency age range.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: So there is an age limit to psyche.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Well, listen to me, it's no age limit to it,
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: because you have one. Yeah, now you're gonna have.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: To start picking healthier people. That's a dam. And where
• 28:13
  Speaker 8: as you picking up these side pieces at if they listen.
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: To me, if you down at the VA getting one,
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: if you down at the nursing home, you know.
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: You gotta there's gonna be something come with this.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: How is she dealing with memory loss? And she just
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: called him and wanted to chat.
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: I mean, that ain't memory loss? Yeah, that ain't what
• 28:37
  Speaker 8: that is at that age. Then yeah, that's that's all times. Boy. No,
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: you gotta know what it is, y'all. You just find
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: all stuff memory loss been on? What age that is?
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: That might not be memory loss?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: That's a symptom making a phone call to talk to you?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Is Alzheimer? Now what she's a side piece? What does
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: she say, Steve?
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: What did she say?
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: Hey?
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: War war?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: No?
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: He hey, feeling? What's going on?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: You can't remember his name?
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Man at home? Don't you well? Albert? What I was
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: trying to say? Wait a minute? Hold on? Who is Albert?
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: You know? My mind going in and now.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: None of the hold on, hold on, hold on woman.
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: I'll be there in a minute. She shove her hold
• 29:39
  Speaker 8: on his white save. Yeah, all these old people. I can't.
• 29:46
  Speaker 8: I can't hear now this year? Hold on, I got
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: to sweet for him.
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'll be another listen, put put it on six.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: What what's the journey?
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: My wife don't know how to work his reparator.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: We gotta go see old Jack here.
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. We'll have
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: some entertainment news for you right after this. You're listening
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. All right, guys, let's talk about it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Since it's Valentine's Day, we got to talk about how
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: happy Neo is. Okay, Neo claims to be in his
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: polyamorous lifestyle with three black women. Now earlier this week,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: earlier this week, three of them now. Earlier this week,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Neo posted a picture of him and his three girlfriends
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: on a yacht. The ladies have on matching beige bikinis
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: and they're all gushing all over each other. The caption reads,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: us versus nobody. You can't compete where you can't compare
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: hashtag Polly and fly. So here's a question, eyes, if
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: you were single, if you were all single, could you
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: maintain a polyamorous relationship more than one lover?
• 31:07
  Speaker 16: Uh?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: And our three women more fun than just one?
• 31:12
  Speaker 8: And you can.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: If you were single.
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's that's that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's gonna get you killed on Valentine's This is.
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: The part that Neil is showing us. This is the
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: Instagram post. Yes, there ain't no relationship that slap happy
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: all the time, right, even with one. So now, why
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: don't you show us the downside of three? Oh, it's
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: all PolyGram or whatever you call.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Polyamorous plumber gram ass relationship.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: You can, I'm tell you right now. It's some more
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: with that that Leo ain't telling. That's cause you have
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: found these three women that's willing to dress alike and
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: take this gushy picture like we happy. Yeah, everybody ain't
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: happy all the time. You can be in a one
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: on one loving relationship and problems gonna come up. How
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: the hell you trying to show me? Ain't nothing gonna
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: come up with three women? You gotta be out your mind.
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: So now I already know it's something wrong with this
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: cause you gotta you gotta try to make us think
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: of a Wow.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's difficult with just one partner.
• 32:41
  Speaker 16: Then whatever, they sharing their man and they know it
• 32:46
  Speaker 16: and they all get goodbye, and then.
• 32:48
  Speaker 7: Then you have to consider the sauce. I like Neo
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: a lot, man. I mean, we cool ass dudes. When
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: we see each other, we cool.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, we talk, we chop it up. We cool.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah when you had this discussion, would you have told him?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Patty asked you, a.
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: Man, You're gonna do what you want to do, but
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: it's gonna be more to it than you think it is.
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: You can show us this is Instagram. It's like what
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: every Instagram is the best hub?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: Instagram is Sports Center's top ten plays of the day.
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: I like Joe, I like, so this is the three
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: people gotta get their nails done. There's three people gotta
• 33:37
  Speaker 11: get their hair done.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: This is can afford it? Yeah, all of that. Do
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: the four of us? Do the four of us go
• 33:45
  Speaker 8: to church too? I mean, how we do that?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: That's a stretch. That's a stretch.
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: Nephew in.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: Going there with you?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Day? Okay, as far as me and Miles all right?
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Moving on to yes, Moving on to Serena Williams, who
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: posted on Instagram she wanted to clear up speculation that
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: her Super Bowl halftime show performance was a disc to Drake.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: If you remember when Serena won a gold medal at
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: the London Olympics, she did a celeboratory seawalk and she
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: was dragged on social media for what was interpreted as
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: an inappropriate dance that promotes gang culture. We all remember
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that her seawalk during the halftime show was more like
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: getting her lick back. Here's what she posted to explain.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: She said, when Kendrick Lamar and teen called and was like,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: We've been trying to do something forever. What about this.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: We loved your crip walk at the Olympics after you
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: won the gold medal. I'm like, super Bowl, this is
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Serena talking now, super Bowl Are you serious? When in
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: the world would I ever be able to dance at
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a super Bowl? Never, let's do it. I knew my
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: winning dance to have the Olympics would pay off one.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: Day and this story.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, we thought you were being petty.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: What you think?
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: See?
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know when they was talking about it was
• 35:14
  Speaker 7: this at Drake. I think she's way beyond that.
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: You know she's got yeah, but I think she's just
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: way beyond that. It's just a crip walk, you know,
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: it's just yet.
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Defined, you know, the American idea of who we are
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: and what we are to do in the place we
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: ought to stay in. The more I've learned about this,
• 35:37
  Speaker 7: this young cat's performance, the more proud I've become.
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: Get it at first, but I didn't criticize it.
• 35:45
  Speaker 7: I got on the phone and call my my, my sons,
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: who know who locked into hip hop? And it was dope,
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: this is what he did. And when it explained, it
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: cool and I was so happy that he did what
• 35:58
  Speaker 7: he did and we as old as in front of
• 36:00
  Speaker 7: the President. Look, you gotta let these cats express it
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: how they go to express it. It's a different day
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: in time now.
• 36:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, it is. Rap is huge in the culture.
• 36:09
  Speaker 7: Hip hop happens to be the biggest music genre ever
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: created in my lifetime.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: I've never seen nothing sell, go bigger, go more global
• 36:17
  Speaker 8: than this.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: And white people love him and I get absolutely And.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: I've seen that so many old white people speak out
• 36:27
  Speaker 7: against it, which made me know he was on point.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Something right man.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: Leave Well.
• 36:39
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• 36:44
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• 36:52
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• 36:54
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• 36:57
  Speaker 1: highlight some things that were said Steve about Kendrick Lamar's
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: halftime show. It applies to our more current president. We'll
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening to the
• 37:08
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  Speaker 8: Okay, Shirley.
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: You know a lot of people really had a problem
• 37:47
  Speaker 10: with Kendrick Lamar's performance at halftime at the super Bowl.
• 37:51
  Speaker 9: Really didn't like it. Set a lot of Native comments.
• 37:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, set a lot of Native comments about Kendrick k
• 37:57
  Speaker 10: Dot's whole performance.
• 37:58
  Speaker 9: They say something, but I can say.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Some things too.
• 38:01
  Speaker 10: Whatever you said about Kendrick's performance.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: It can also apply to Trump.
• 38:06
  Speaker 10: I promise you can't I promise you Like for instance,
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: we don't get the message ever since he said I'm
• 38:14
  Speaker 10: running for president and you're gonna bring.
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: Them eggs down. We didn't get it.
• 38:17
  Speaker 10: Damn message too much on the line, too much on
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: lie we're gonna bring the eggs down.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: We got walk over seas, we got all kinds of
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: houses want to frace up. We don't get the message.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: What we talking about.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: Eggs twelve dollars right now, that's a battle time thing.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Get yeah, hell yeah?
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: Hey baby, damn that can I brought you some eggs?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Nothing love?
• 38:49
  Speaker 10: Another thing they said about Kitten to Mars performance at
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: the super Bowl.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Look at this and see if this don't apply, when
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: is it going to be over?
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: What?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Hold on?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: When is that gonna be over?
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: That?
• 39:04
  Speaker 9: Ain't but thirteen minutes? This four years?
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: What this is? It's gonna be the longest four years
• 39:11
  Speaker 8: you've ever had.
• 39:14
  Speaker 10: Everything here going Another thing they said, And I can't
• 39:19
  Speaker 10: believe they even had to say this about Kendrick Lamar
• 39:21
  Speaker 10: because this show applied. A lot of people were very disappointed.
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: What ain't maga disappointed right now? Ain't maga disappointed? They
• 39:33
  Speaker 10: very Oh they was farmed on November third, but now
• 39:35
  Speaker 10: they disappointing.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Now they won't out.
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: They're really gonna have some problems in a minute, though.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: Ju Just hang on, he ain't done yet.
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: He ain't done.
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: They don't take his pen from him. He gonna keep signing.
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: So I don't even think you reading this stuff.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: He can't be just signing.
• 39:53
  Speaker 11: They're gonna sell the us in a minute. You're gonna
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: send it. Why nobody gonna he gonna send it.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: We're gonna be on by now live Monk and his
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: son talking about he's gonna buy the dolls and strip
• 40:04
  Speaker 7: what you're talking about?
• 40:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, Oh, higgle, higgle, one more, higger, one more.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: This is the one that really got me.
• 40:12
  Speaker 10: You now if you talking about Kenny tomorrow, but this,
• 40:14
  Speaker 10: But you're sitting in the overlall higg nothing.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: His performance was.
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: The worst ever?
• 40:20
  Speaker 10: What his performance? This is your second goal around. You
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: didn't do well the first time.
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: You was picking.
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: How they brought him back?
• 40:30
  Speaker 9: You did this damage in twenty three days. How the
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: hell is this the worst?
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: That's the worst one I've seen. That's how I know
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: this country. Stupid, That's how I know this country. Street.
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: You bought that back? You ain't you? You ain't get
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: the first time. That's stupid, man, Oh.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: Don't make no sense. Can't be the worst ever.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: It's gonna make sense to people though at part All right,
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: you and you thank you.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty four minutes after the our Roscoe
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Wallace is in the building right after this. You're listening
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: morning show, all right, Carla. Here he is your buddy,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Roscoe in the building all day, we're going on.
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: Who's going on? Everybody?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Roscoe Hey, Ruscoe thom of town.
• 41:19
  Speaker 9: Were going on though, Juliet my hero man.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: Morning we're going on.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Call it hey?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Is happening?
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: Everything? Everything? Ready? What you got going on to day? Well?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: I know you fresh off of coming from New Orleans
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: super Bowl?
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: You back, Yo, they not like us? They not like us?
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: Call hell cause they ain't they ain't you right? You
• 41:51
  Speaker 8: know that ain't nothing new. I get everybody's saying that
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: right now. The first league got off the ship soon
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: as he got on. Man, damn, they ain't like us.
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: He said that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 11: Okaya, tell me said they ain't like us.
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: That turner going up the river. They ain't like us.
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: Everybody knew that. They ain't nothing new. I just put
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: it to it, so they not like us, They're not
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: like us.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: You wrote it.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Wait what happened you put into a song?
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: Is that what the whole concept is over? Stop giving
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: this boy all the credit?
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: You need some of your shot.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: You know what tiying?
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: You just said, they not like us? How many time
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: your mom and them to say they not like us? All?
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: I'll gie you some example. Don't go over their house.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: They ain't like us. Yeah, we ain't going to that
• 42:50
  Speaker 8: church over there. They not like us. Don't open that
• 42:55
  Speaker 8: door where they ring that doorbell? They not like us.
• 42:58
  Speaker 8: It's been going on beginning. All I gotta say, got
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: you all I got?
• 43:03
  Speaker 16: Well today is balanced today. So you need to give
• 43:10
  Speaker 16: us some love songs that you claim that you're Pepper written.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Let's go with lt D Love Ballad, uh.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: Hemn nail.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I like that much you got you got grobb.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Before.
• 43:47
  Speaker 7: What a difference A true love made my life? That's
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: saying that song right there. Then when I wrote that song,
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: I want man, I want him to say a real
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: gravel like like a minute.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: All right, more love songs. Valentine's Day? Do you want
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: to sing my funny Valentine? Or sending you this Valentine Michael.
• 44:20
  Speaker 17: By sending you this fair lun time in hopes that
• 44:29
  Speaker 17: you be mine.
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: And if this fall time doesn't reach you, it's.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, sending you.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: Learn time hell song right there. I'm glad you brought that.
• 44:57
  Speaker 8: I've got that one. I got wrote that one.
• 45:00
  Speaker 18: Oh about Michael Henderson wrote that that's what you thought,
• 45:06
  Speaker 18: like like you said you thought, I'm saying about what
• 45:08
  Speaker 18: I know. I'm like a little in the girl on
• 45:14
  Speaker 18: the internet talking to that white guy.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: I don't think I know.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: My funny Valentine?
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: What's funny about your Valentine? Because if she come over
• 45:29
  Speaker 7: and put on you, ain't finna be funny. If you
• 45:33
  Speaker 7: don't buy her nothing, it ain't finna be funny. If
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: you forget it Valentine Day, it ain't finna be funny.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: So what do we write?
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: A song called my funny Valentine? Never cared for it.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I had more, but we're out of time, out of time.
• 45:51
  Speaker 8: Out up time, ain't no mo left.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Next the nephew and the prank phone call. Right after this,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: letter for today and the subject is my Sweetheart Ain't sweet.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that find out what it's all about
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: on this Valentine's Day. Yeah, right now, it is time
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: for the nephew and today's prank phone called Nephew, Happy
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day? What you got for us?
• 46:28
  Speaker 8: Happy Valentine? Shit?
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: All right, I got a prank for you. Before that,
• 46:32
  Speaker 11: I want to give a big shout out to one
• 46:33
  Speaker 11: of my boys, Marcus D. Wiley.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Marcus D.
• 46:37
  Speaker 11: Why straight up, straight up out the willow Ridge High School,
• 46:41
  Speaker 11: Missouri City.
• 46:42
  Speaker 8: Marcus is dropping dropping his first.
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: Comedy special on YouTube and the title of it is
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: Marriage Is Major Surgery. That's how boy, Marcas D. Wiley
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: straight up out of Houston. As you know, Marcus is
• 46:54
  Speaker 11: clean comedy. Used to be on the air with Glanda
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: and and that's our boy. That's how I ride it
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: down to Houston, Texas. I do want to showing man,
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: love man and much much love. Hope you hope you
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: hit the home run baby, I know you will.
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't saw it, Tommy. I wouldn't saw the show
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: when he was touring in when he was prepping forward.
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: It is absolutely dynamic, man, it is a mark.
• 47:14
  Speaker 8: Can you see this show?
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: Marriage is made just surge. I love the title. So
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: congrat to you man. YouTube special. Y'all go check him
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: out coming up here. It is the prank of the day.
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: Valentine's Day Delivery. Valentine's Day Delivery. It's time to get
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: on into this stupid cat dog.
• 47:30
  Speaker 8: Get your quill.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I gotta give you
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: guys a call, I got a delivery. I gotta make
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendrew Kendrew, Yeah, Kendrell
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: lives here. That's my wife. But I didn't order. I
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: didn't order anything for her. For her for Valentine's Day.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty,
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: you guys the first on my list tomorrow morning for
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Valentine's I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: that's coming to you all play so all right, I
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: can let me let me let me ask you this
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: are you at six West Don Is that you? Yeah?
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: That's me. But uh again, there's there must be some
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: clerical error typo because like I just told you, man,
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't boxes and channel. It's about seven boxes. But
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean it's just looking at the total
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: here that adds up to about chicks hunting something dollars.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I mean, I got flowers. No partner, we just gonna
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna take it to dinner and we're just
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: gonna do our thing. But there was there was there
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: was no delivery schedule from me. Enough folds, especially not
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: at at seven o'clock at no partner, you got it.
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: If there's something wrong. Well you are you you're not
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: gonna be there? Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir?
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here. But uh, as far
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: as accepting a delivery that I didn't order and didn't
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: pay for, that's not happening. Man. Well let me I
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: got flowers, two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: are sex toys. We're all all that stuff. I have
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: all that stuff loaded to be delivered tomorrow at seven am.
• 49:13
  Speaker 4: And dude, I'm obviously there's a communication breakdown between you
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: and me player because I didn't order that, and right,
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: but you're telling me to have the But what the
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: problem I'm having is that you're telling me I have
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: the right address. You know the name of the person Kendrick,
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: which is your wife. Right? Yeah, yeah, so far so
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: good man. But as far as me ordering that, dude,
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: didn't pay for it. I did not order. I mean,
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: I mean it's already it's already paid. Let me. Let
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: me just look at the name here on the here
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: is here is right here? Okay, we got devon?
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: What would you say?
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: I said, Devon. That's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: that's my wife's ex husband. So either you and him
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: are in cahoots with each other to do this and
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded, all right,
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna make this his toy.
• 50:17
  Speaker 8: I listen to you.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: I listened to you, so you listen to me. This
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: is what I want to make abundantly clear to you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: I understand you have a job to do, but if
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: you bring those roses and all of that stuff past
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: my house tomorrow, this is what's gonna happen. Those roses,
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: those storms, I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: your rear end that the only way that they see
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: sunshine is when you open your mouth. So do not,
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: I repeat, do not. You and Devin, y'all can take
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: this and you can do whatever y'all want with it.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: Y'all can play with the sex toys, y'all do whatever
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: you want to red roses, petals and all that other stuff.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: Y'all can do what you need to do. Not show
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: up at my crib tomorrow, because it ain't gonna be
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay.
• 51:05
  Speaker 4: But here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: obligated to make the drip. I have to make this
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: drive or then I don't get it. You know, I
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: get chewed out that I didn't do my job because
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: that's stuffing. Okay, so what would what would you rather
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: be to tewed out or half throws up your rear end.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: Let's sold down, let's load down in. What you're not
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: gonna do is to hold off you fen the do
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: just flect you bring, you bring, Okay, all right, I'm
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: gonna do the flowers. I'll use the sex toys for you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: So you got a choice.
• 51:37
  Speaker 4: You got flowers. Let's let me let me say this
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: with as professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me.
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: Do not bring the delivery. Okay, you can drop them
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: off at the curve. Then you get credit for and
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: whoever walk past and up and down the street they
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: can pick it up. But do not come to my
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: At the door, Sir, I'm telling you now, I gotta
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: my Now we got a problem just listening to this
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man,
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: you what what's work? Where are you going at with this?
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: make this drop? Why that den that? Why am I
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: gonna do this that Devon has purchased for her? And
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: if you need to, why do you need to ask Devin?
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Because he better not show his face up over here.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: You can take it home and give it to your
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: girl if you want to. I'm not giving my girl
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: anything that I am buying for her. I'm not doing
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: that you think so if you if you're not gonna
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: give your girl anything that you didn't buy for her,
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: why am I gonna accept something for my girl that
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't buy for her. I ain't come home telling
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: you that you gotta accept it. But I'm saying is
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: and you bring um in my house, I gotta accept it.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: And I'm telling you now, don't even bring it to
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she likes.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: She looks like obviously she's gonna watch him no more.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: She knows me a head of the flower delivery person,
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: just like her ex husband. I'm swoop these bumping.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: And mom whooping.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: That's all I got to say. Two words for bringing
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: that some more whooping. So you might as well come
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: on now so you can go home after you get
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: to that wooman. Okay, okay, okay, let me let me
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: say this. At the end of the day, I'm gonna
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: say this is Comley already told me, yo, she's gonna
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: do something like this. He told me that. Who you say?
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: Who the hell?
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: I already told me you was gonna like this. Who
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy? Isaiah, This is nephew
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: your girl Kendrew got me to play phone call you.
• 54:06
  Speaker 4: You know what, you Kendrew Devin. All of y'all can
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: show up tomorrow and all of y'all gonna get portions
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: of this talentine to day we'll be ooh, you got
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: your brother chance to cool down now, man, I to
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: my sweet one and only kindre with all that is
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: in me. I love your baby girl to death. Do
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: us park and it almost came early.
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: But I love you, and that is I've been stupid since.
• 54:44
  Speaker 11: Stupid and stupid. You understand what I'm saying.
• 54:46
  Speaker 8: All right? Yeah, you play too much?
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Not today.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: Today?
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: You do it?
• 54:53
  Speaker 7: This is it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Don't do anything stupid today.
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: I'm not Lexington, Kentucky enough. You come to town.
• 54:59
  Speaker 11: That's March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen sixteen comedy all Broadway. Take
• 55:03
  Speaker 11: us on Saya right now. Stupid on the come around
• 55:05
  Speaker 11: on eight nine yields. So you better get your tickets.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: All right now?
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: You thank you.
• 55:10
  Speaker 15: We will do just that.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: My sweetheart, ain't sweet. That's today's strawberry letter. We'll get
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. Hi, this is Shirley's Strawberry.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if you know this, but I
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: love my job. I love working with Steve and Tommy
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and Junior and Carla and Monica and Dave. Of course
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: I love all those guys. We have a great time
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: at work every day. Well, if you're a business owner
• 55:31
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• 55:34
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• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That ZipRecruiter dot com slash strawberry. You're listening Steve Hardy
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time now for my Strawberry Letter.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, works, sex, parenting
• 56:05
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• 56:13
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• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now, and you
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: never know, it could be yours.
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on time.
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: We got it for you.
• 56:23
  Speaker 8: Here it is Strawberry Letter.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject to my sweetheart ain't sweet Dear
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, My fiance is six years older than me.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I have been with her for a total of six years.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: I proposed to her four years ago and we set
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: a date. She and her best friend fell out right
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: after she was chosen as a maid of honor, so
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: my fiance lost all of her excitement for the wedding.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I started to see a pattern of how she falls
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: out with people for the silliest things. These past years
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: have been eye opening for me and I realize that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: she is a shallow and self absorbed per. This past Christmas,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: she gave me a list of designer clothes and shoes
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: that she wanted with stock numbers so I wouldn't mess
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: up and get the wrong thing. She gave me the
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: list in November so I would have time to purchase everything.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: I'm always strapped for money. I pay all of the
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: household expenses and my cash goes to her for braids, weaves,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: and expensive gifts for her family members. I was only
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: able to get three gifts from her list because I'm
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: not cool with running up a credit card with clothes
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: that she will only wear once. She looked disappointed while
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: she was opening the gifts, and she had the nerve
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: to ask if I will get the rest of the
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: gifts for Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, I opened my gifts from
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: TJ Max and Marshalls that she bought with the tags
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: still on them, so I know exactly what she spent.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: She stopped having sex with me, and she won't go
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to church with me anymore. She talks to her friends
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: so crazy, and I'm so grateful she doesn't try that
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: with me. She's going to know I'm fed up when
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: she doesn't get the gifts she wants or the flowers
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: she's already picked out for Valentine's I might get her
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: some flowers from the grocery store, but that's it. Do
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I keep pretending that I still love this chick? Or
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: is it time to bounce? It's way past time to bounce.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Why are you still there? Is the question. You're unhappy,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You're miserable. You don't have to be. This woman is
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: draining your bank account and the love is gone. You
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: should go too, because you can get someone who appreciates
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and love what you do, especially if you're paying all
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: the household bills and all that. In other words, you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: can get a real woman here, not some insecure little
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: girl who finds her value in labels and designer clothes.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Look at what you do. You pay all the household bills,
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: You take care of her, her braids, her nails, all that,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: and you propose to her. She's too materialistic, too selfish.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: You're paying for her to buy gifts for her family.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: She's not even having sex with you even anymore. I mean,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: come on, stop the madness in this relationship. You gotta
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: let this one go. I just hate it when good
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: people get taken advantage of like this, and that's what's
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: happening here. Steve.
• 59:14
  Speaker 8: Nothing here, There is nothing here.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: Their entire letter, from top to bottom, is filled with
• 59:23
  Speaker 7: nothing that this man gets. He gets no return on
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: his investment, no ROI, nothing.
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: Nothing. Look, man, you wrote the right show for this one.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't even got
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: to get a divorce. All you got to do is
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: walk off. I strongly suggest you do that before you'll
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: find yourself in a divorce situation.
• 59:54
  Speaker 8: Walk off. Think about this. What would you lose by
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: lou losing her?
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 7: Think about what she would lose if she lost you.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: The reason she don't talk to you crazy, like you
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: said in this letter is cause you bind everything. She crazy,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: But she ain't that crazy. She's six years older than you.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: You've been with her six years. You proposed to her,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 7: but then she had a fallen out with the y'all
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: set a date. Then she had a maid of honor
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: she had a fall out with, so she lost her
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: excitement for the wedding.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: That don't make no damn sen.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: That makes no damn sense at all, because this is
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: almost like a how dare her on the most important
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: day of my life? How dare she fall out with
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: me who was giving her an opportunity of a lifetime.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 7: I tell you what, we ain't even gonna have no opportunity.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Now, who do that?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: I don't know a woman that's going to cancel her
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: wedding because she fell out with a brides maid.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: I don't know nobody. Get that dress in another size
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: and let's go.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: Then she said, you start to see and you said,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: you see a pattern how she falls out with people
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: for the silliest things.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: Then here's the key line for this letter for me.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: These past years have been eye opening for me, and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: I realize she's a shallow and self absorbing person. Let
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 7: me tell y'all something, when something becomes eye opening, then
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: see what you see, acknowledge what you see with your
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: eyes open, and act accordingly. That's part of the problem
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: I'm going through right now. On a personal note, I
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: got my eyes open and I see something. Now, Steve Harvey,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: all you got to do is see what you see.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 7: It is what it is, and take the adjustments. Thank
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: you lad for the strawberry letter today.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Amen, Amen, Amen, and.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: I realized that she is shallow and of self absorbed
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: pet person. Now real quickly.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: This Christmas, she gave me a list to design, to clothes,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: the shoes she want to stock numbers so I wouldn't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 7: mess it up. She gave me to listen November so
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: I would have time to purchase everything. I'm always strapped
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: for money. I pay her bills, her hair, her wives,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: and I give her money for gifts for her family.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: She opened up to give some Christmas she disappointed, wanting
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: to know if she can get the rest of it
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 7: on Valentine's Day.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you what you finna get on Valentine.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Hang it right there. We'll have part two of your
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the our
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter subject my sweetheart ain't sweet. We'll get
• 1:02:48
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  Speaker 1: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: The subject my sweetheart ain't sweet.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: Well, if your sweetheart ain't sweet, who I mean? What
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: does we do it? You're not even married, bruh. Listen
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: to me.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: Like I said earlier, you wrote the right person because
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: you can get away from this without a due force.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: You could just walk off. You could just walk off.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: She has no value to your life.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: You've discovered that she's a self absorbent, narcissist person.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: It's all about her.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: You constantly strapped for cash because you pay all the bills,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: You pay for her braids, her extensions, You pay for
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: all her whis and her family's expensive gifts. Then for Christmas,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: she gave you a list of clothes that she wanted
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: has stock numbers on it, so you wouldn't mess up
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: and get the wrong thing.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: She gave you list in November, so you had time
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: to purchase everything.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 7: Then you said you always strapped for money because you
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 7: pay all the household expenses, and you were only able
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 7: to get three gifts from her list because I'm not cool.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: Three gifts is a nice Christmas. Man.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: If somebody opened up three boxes, that's pretty good, though,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: and stuff she wanted, probably some shoes and all this
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: here or whatever. And then you said, I'm not cool
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: with running up a credit card with clothes that she
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 7: only gonna wear one.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: Who is this?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: Somebody asked me on stage one time, Steve, I heard
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: you only wear your shoes one time.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: You could quit on hearing that.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: Well, hell, you think I'm by this damn high ass
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: suit and wear it one time? Now what I do
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: do is mix them up. Well, you gonna see it
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 7: with a different shirt and tie. You're gonna see jacket
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: with some pants. You're gonna see the pants with another jacket.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: You're gonna see all kinds stuff. Oh, it looks like
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 7: I'm loaded, but we ain't wearing it. Just once, and
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 7: then she looked disappointed while she was opening her gifts,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 7: and then had the nerve to ask her if I'm
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: gonna get the rest of gifts for Valentine's Day? Valentine Day, baby,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: I can't even tell you how we ain't gonna be
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: together on Valentine's Day as soon as we have sex tonight,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: whatever little sex you're gonna give me for these little
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 7: three gifts. So you're de find to get three packaged sex.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 7: But then guess what you open up your gifts from TJ,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 7: Max and Marshall and the tag still on so you
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: know exactly what she spent. Naw here, it was the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: crazy part. I'm thinking, after I buy you the three boxes,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna get some three box six.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: And she stopped having sex with me and won't go
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: to church with me no more. Here we do it.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: So now we're not married, we're not having sex no more,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 7: and you're not going to church. Okay, I got you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 7: ain't coming to church. I got that you don't like
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: the choir, you don't care for the pastor.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: I got that. Let's get back on this. We ain't
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 8: having sex, no mob.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: Did I just buy the three boxes for I got
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 7: to get some three box six at least that what
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 7: you're not finna do instead of over no packages, untied
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: rivers and tann open paper and we ain't untied blouses
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: and tann all cold. If it happened, we buy gifts
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 7: for you to open so we can open it up
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: something later on. As a matter of fact, as you open,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: keep hold opening.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Hey the chick say, man, hey, man, and y'all know this.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: Don't get stupid.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: Now, let's get on down here. She talked to her
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 7: friend so crazy, and I'm so grateful. She don't try
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: that with me. She don't try with you because you
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: the water foster, you pouring out the blessing. Now she's
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 7: going to know I'm fed up when she doesn't get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 7: the gifts she wants or the flowers she already she
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 7: already picked out her flowers for Valentine's Day. I might
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 7: get her some flowers from the grocery store. That'd be
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 7: real slick, though, Get your little skinny ass bunched tooth,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: you know, two three flowers in it.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: But that's it. Do I keep pretending that I still
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: love this chick? Or is it time to bounce?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: That's the end of the letter right there, because if
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: you got to pretend that you still love this chick,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 7: it been time to bounce. I'm talking about bounce like
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: Kyrie Irvin do a basketball when he coming up the
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: flow and do the crossover coast to coast.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: That's how hard we find to bounce.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 7: I'm fin to bounce you like a super ball I
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: had that I threw so hard up against the tree
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: it bounced on the car to ground and broke his pains.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: Wasn't uh.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: I'm fin to bounce on you like a sheet of
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: fabric sawer. That's how hard we find to bounce. I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: find to bounce on you like I saw when I
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: was young, and I saw that the first time I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: saw a woman body bounce. My brother brought this girl
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 7: over to the house named Penny. I was eleven years old.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: Penny came walking in the house and her whole butt
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: was shaken.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: I love Penny.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: When he broke up with Penny, I cried, you were hurt,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: I cried, ever I was told up.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Uh huh uh huh.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: I was in my bed that night.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: My brother and one brother came home. I asked my brother,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: like that little boy ask the president what theF is
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: wrong with you? My brother, slap taste down, my mom,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen. And it's time to bounce. Yeah, bounce
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: like a booty. Bounce, bounce like a basketball, bounce like
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: a Sheeta fabric software. But it's time for you to go.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: She hate the ward and you can do this without
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: a divorce.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: Bye, fly like an eagle.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: All right. You can come in in Today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM. Also check
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free iHeartRadio app.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Now coming up next to the Sports with a Junior.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: As of December twenty twenty.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Four, it is time now for junior and sports talk.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: What you got Junior Okay, NBA All Star Weekend. Listen,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: this is gonna be crazy. This is not East versus
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: West No Mo. They have three team captains now for
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 10: the All Star This Team Shack, Team Chuck, and Team Kenny,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 10: and they gonna play in a mini tournament where they
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 10: all drafted eight All Stars.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 9: So this is gonna be crazy. This is not even
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: East versus West No Mo.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 10: So Shack, you know he has Lebron on his team,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 10: Steph Curry, you know, James Harden, Jylen Brown, Team Chuck.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 10: You know he got the Big Joker, Victor Wimbin yam Uh, Carl,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 10: Anthony Town, Donovan Mitchell, you know some of the players
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 10: that they've drafted.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: And they're gonna play in a in a mini tournament.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 9: All this is gonna be on.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: They're gonna lose. They're gonna lose. That's too many tall
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: ass people. That's the All Star Game.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: That's how it works.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: This is how they're gonna do it.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: They gotta do something. The regular All Star Game was
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: not working. Who the other person got team Kenney.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 10: Now he got Anthony Edwards, he has Jalen Brunson, Evan Mobley, Tyler, Hero,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 10: Jaylen Williams.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 9: You know, they try to make it competitive, so they.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Don't have this though.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: That's who can bring that ball up though. Yeah, Kenny
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: Kenny got a squad and only got a squad. Barkley
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 8: picked got a bunch of centers. Well, Trey run.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: Trey Young is on Chuck team, so you know, hit
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 9: go he shoot.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 7: Young.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 10: I like that boy, and so that's how they're gonna
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: have to make a competitive Now. I do want to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 10: give a shout out to the HBCU game. Okay, it's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: gonna be on Saturday at five o'clock on NBA TV.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 10: It's More House versus Tuskegee playing the All Star Game.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 9: I think, yeah, that's gonna.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 8: This is very black history.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah, very black celeb black black. Let's yeah, why are
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 9: you from house.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: Playing no basketball? I ain't never my life seeing more
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 8: House or to ski. You playing no basket.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: This Saturday?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: You I know.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: But let's get to slam du contest. What is your
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 10: rules for your slam duck contest? Just give him your
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: rule real simple.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: What they should do was they should get the NBA
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 7: players to bring in, each one of them pick a
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: street ball to dunk on their behalf and score these
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 7: dunks and let these young boys out here in the
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: street who dunk better than the pros let them come,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: don't That would be exciting for me. That would be
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 7: exciting for me because all this, you know, all this
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 7: dunk and missing and all this whoot time.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 9: For that got Hype's back up for the dunk, then
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 9: we getting let down again.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: I'm not really excited about NBA weekend and I'm just
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 7: just I'll see what this new format is, see if
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 7: it's any good.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 9: But we'll see here you go, shure, all right, skeeeky
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 9: and mohaw.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Nice junior.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, a lady
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: needs your help, Steve. She wants to know if she
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: should surprise her boyfriend tonight. We'll get into that right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is from anonymous in DC. Steve. She says, I'm
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  Speaker 1: going out with my girlfriends on Valentine's Night while my
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend is djaying at a Valentine's party. My girlfriends are
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  Speaker 1: married with kids and they don't care nothing she says
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  Speaker 1: about Valentine's Day. But they think that I should. They
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  Speaker 1: have suggested that we crashed the party and go surprise
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  Speaker 1: my boyfriend while he's working. He would think I've lost
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  Speaker 1: my mind because I don't do stuff like that. My
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  Speaker 1: coworker told me that my friend suggested it for a reason.
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  Speaker 1: What's the reason.
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  Speaker 8: No, No, no, because they being messy. You don't walk
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  Speaker 8: up on the man. Leave it alone. Leave it alone.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't been doing that. Don't let them talk you
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  Speaker 8: into it.
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  Speaker 1: So they know something.
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  Speaker 8: When y'all walk in. I'm sorry, my bad. It's just say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 8: it ain't don't.
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  Speaker 1: Do that because she might what see something?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: It ain't nothing to see but see you.
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  Speaker 7: You can't have your man thinking you're checking up on it,
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  Speaker 7: because if he back at DJA and what is he
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  Speaker 7: doing DJing?
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  Speaker 8: Ain't nobody up in the DJ boot fooling round? Ain't
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  Speaker 8: nobody up in there? To my head, it is my baby,
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  Speaker 8: happy Valentine dating my girl. Ain't nobody doing that? Oh
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  Speaker 8: you ain't never hung out with no djil.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I'm up in that booth that movie?
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  Speaker 8: What you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: It?
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  Speaker 8: Has been a while.
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  Speaker 1: You must take it back. Yes, all right, moving on
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  Speaker 1: to this one. We have time for another one, Steven.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: This is from Emeralds in Savannah. Emerald says, I'm married
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  Speaker 1: to a prankster. Oh okay, all right, listen up, listen up.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: She says, it was all fun and games until he
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  Speaker 1: could not perform sexually. And he tried to say he
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: was pranking me what he couldn't finish what he started.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: And I knew exactly what was wrong, but he said
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: he did it on purpose. We can joke about a
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: lot of things, but not about sex. Should I call
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  Speaker 1: him out or tell him it's not funny and tell
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  Speaker 1: him it's not funny.
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  Speaker 7: You could do it anywhere you want to. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: you can call him out of aunt, tell him it's
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 7: not funny. And if it wasn't a prank, okay, when
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  Speaker 7: we do it next time, what we're talking.
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  Speaker 1: About, Yeah, let's go to the prank expert on the show.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, uh huh, Tommy, this is literally your
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  Speaker 1: t l literally.
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  Speaker 8: What man?
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  Speaker 3: So he couldn't help her, So he's trying to say
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  Speaker 3: do as much.
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  Speaker 9: That prank didn't go well at all.
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  Speaker 7: I think what happened. The night ended really early, really quickly. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: pranked you.
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  Speaker 8: You do know you do that every time.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew, tell me from the morning. You just
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  Speaker 1: got pranked for your friend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean see you saying he's doing the same
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  Speaker 3: prank over and over.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So she she's got to tell him, right, she's got
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  Speaker 1: to let him know that it's not funny anymore.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: It was never funny. Uh, it ain't funny to him.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: A funny it can't be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if there's a problem with him, he should go
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  Speaker 1: and see someone or.
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  Speaker 8: Now see that that happening too fast? You got it,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: You got it. Some other tricks you can use.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, are you gonna help help her?
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you got you got You gotta make your mind
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: go somewhere else once you focus on it. Just over.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 8: You need a couple gotta figure Well, I don't know
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: if they have for for for the party ended too soon.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 8: They got a peal for that.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: Now, Well, she said he couldn't perform. Yeah, you're saying
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: he couldn't finish what he started, That's.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: What she said.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know when every night you can't look like
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 10: you lost the super Bowl every night, Now, you like
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 10: you lost every night.
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  Speaker 7: Oh it is he can't perform. He got this, they go,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: he got to go to gas station. He gotta try
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  Speaker 7: all of it.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, thank you. Coming up at twenty minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, we will have more of the Steve
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Tommy, there's an all new
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  Speaker 1: episode of Ready to Love tonight. I gotta say. The
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  Speaker 1: premiere episode was last week, and Tommy, you officiated a
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: wedding for a couple from DC who met Unready to Love.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us about it.
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  Speaker 8: I did, I did, Cornelias and what's Camille? Oh my god?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 11: They met in Washington, DC, and I had no idea
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 11: they was gonna stick together. But you know, when they
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 11: leave the show, you never know how long the journey
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 11: gonna last. You never know if they're gonna stick together
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 11: and ride it out.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 8: Right right right?
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  Speaker 11: For them to come back and be our first wedding
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 11: and for me to go through all the paperwork I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 11: went through to now be able to officiate wedding.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: But time it can marry you?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: I could do that. How did this come about? What happened?
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: Producers?
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  Speaker 11: As well as will Pack said tim me, we got
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 11: to make this happen, So you got to do all
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 11: this homework. I felt like I was taking the s
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  Speaker 11: A T again. So I take go through all this
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 11: paperwork and uh and uh, you know, to jump on
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  Speaker 11: there and marry them, to learn all the vials and
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: all the words. And I did that thing. I can
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: marry you now, Junior. I'd have been here four years ago.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 11: Bo I'd have been officiating your wed. I'd have had
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 11: you right, you understand, Oh you've been you done, had
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 11: three wins. If huh Man could have married me, you'd
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 11: have had plenty of practice.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: Now, so tell me give us the head of the
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: season's drama.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this one got a lot of roller coaster in it.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 11: But you know you're gonna there's a couple of couples
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  Speaker 11: I want you all to pay attention to.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, all right, we'll watch the show Ready
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  Speaker 1: to Love Philly is new tonight on eight pm, seven
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  Speaker 1: pm Central. Coming up, we'll play would you rather? Right
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  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Would you rather be? One
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent honest all day to day? On Valentine's day
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  Speaker 1: or no sex in March?
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  Speaker 4: Be ye? What? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Spring forward Saint Patrick's Day, market tell the truth for
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  Speaker 3: March madness.
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  Speaker 1: You got to lie.
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  Speaker 8: If we do a we ain't gonna make it to March.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather a soft moaner, you know, during sex
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  Speaker 1: intimate times or would you rather a screamer that cusses
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  Speaker 1: be I won't ye, I won't cuss it?
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  Speaker 8: Hell yescreen?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think everybody's clear on that one. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this is for the All Star Game, the NBA All
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  Speaker 1: Star Game. Would you rather compete in the slam dunk
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  Speaker 1: contest or compete in the three point contest? Which one
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  Speaker 1: you're winning?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 8: I can't do neither one.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: But if I'm in the dunk contest, it's gonna be
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 7: so damn funny. Is he touching the neck?
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 8: Do you understand what it is?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: Your chances of winning is good?
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  Speaker 9: Ain't nobody dunking?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah? But but I'm gonna be slamming the ball down
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  Speaker 8: like it went through the hole. No, when nar.
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  Speaker 11: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather be who's the best shooter? I'll put
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: it like that. Would you rather Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant?
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  Speaker 8: I'm Kobe I'm Kobe. I'm cobing. That's a hard decision
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  Speaker 8: right there, but I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Covid Tommy, Kobe, Michael, Michael. Okay, good answer.
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  Speaker 8: He's the greatest, Steve.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's Michael Jordan's for me. Yeah, I'm not picking
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  Speaker 7: nobody over him. Do nothing, Steth shooting. Now, if you
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  Speaker 7: said Steph Kerry, you should say Steph Curry.
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  Speaker 5: That's what.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I said Kobe.
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  Speaker 8: He's the greatest shoot to have a born? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather make love to Keith Sweat's music or
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: Johnny Gill's music? By my mind with.
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  Speaker 8: Your rid up with old slow ass Keith and Johnny
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  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys. That's today's roundup. Would you
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
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  Speaker 1: day on this Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody, and
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: night yeppy and night. Yeah, the night is more important.
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  Speaker 8: It's all I recommend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh sir, do you recommend what I recommend?
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  Speaker 8: Doing it in the morning in case the night go bad,
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  Speaker 8: I just say.
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  Speaker 1: That's good talking about this is a morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Why I don't have this is why I don't have clothing. Remark.
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  Speaker 7: Uh, I was thinking about something earlier today. I've tried
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 7: to think about would have been the most valuable things
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: in my life? And if you think about it, man,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: I was watching something online and it was talking about
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 7: a man, Uh, what he was willing to sacrifice greatly
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 7: for and what it came down to. The guy posed
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: the questions, what are you willing to die for?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: Who would you die for? And that's a striking question.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 7: And if you ask yourself that question, and you can't
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: think of anybody or nothing you would die for. I
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 7: want to suggest something to you. You have to start
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: reaching for something of value. Sooner or later. You've got
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: to start attaching yourself to something that's greater than you,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 7: because it can't just be about you. That's not the word,
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 7: that's not the way the world is set up in designed.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 7: We are a collection of relationships. We are all woven
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 7: together in some shape, form or fashion to the people
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 7: that we know, and once you know them, somebody in
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: that connection has to be of value. I thought this
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: question out. I would die for all of my children.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 7: I would die for my wife. I would have died
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: for my parents. I would die for my two sisters,
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: my brother. I would And the reason I would is
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 7: because of the level of significance they've had in my
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: life and the fact that I couldn't live when I
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 7: would live with myself knowing that I allowed it to
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 7: be them instead of me. I just ain't come from
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 7: that cloth. Now hear a lot of men online talking
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 7: about I ain't dying for nobody. Then you, my friend,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 7: you my brother have not found the secret to this thing.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 7: Because life becomes worth living when you find yourself in
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: love with someone more than you love yourself. When you
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: get to that right there, you'll understand what it's all about.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: When you first lay your eyes on your child, that
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: child becomes quite significant to you. I don't care when
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 7: you have this child, how late in life, how early
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: in life. Once you look at them, they become really
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 7: significant for you, and you change. My children changed me.
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  Speaker 7: I realized all of a sudden, I not only had
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 7: something to live for, I now had something I would
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 7: die for. And that's what it comes down to, Fellas.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 7: I mean, it applies to women too, But I'm kind
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 7: of really talking to men because I think what didn't
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 7: happen man with this generation that we have is not
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 7: enough older men are sharing the concepts and principles of
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 7: life anymore with these young cats, and they got them
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 7: going around freely exchangeing information with one another that ain't
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 7: really good information, Like we stop telling each other that
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 7: you are really really made in this world to provide
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 7: and to be a provider for something. We have been
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 7: taught that women are the prize, and I was watching
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 7: this guy online talking about a woman ain't the prize? Well,
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 7: if you get the right one, it is. Now you
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 7: can get the wrong one. The wrong the wrong one
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 7: is not a prize, the right one is. But say, fellas,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 7: you ain't no prize either until you lift up, live
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 7: up to your calling. Women have a skill set that
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 7: we've not been blessed with. They're the only one that
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 7: can make another life. You can get with another a woman,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 7: and she can make another you.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 8: You can't do that a woman.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: Some women's obligation is to reproduce, not all women, but some.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 7: Every woman isn't born into this world to have children,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: understand that. But there are women who want children from
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 7: the time they're little girls. Well that's that's their mission
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 7: in life. But fellas, you gotta want root. You gotta
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 7: understand what is yours too, though, because if you ain't,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 7: if you ain't here to take care of nobody, what
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 7: Because you can't make a life, so you should at
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 7: least be able to sponsor one. I mean, I'm just
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 7: talking real to you now. There is value and honor
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 7: in taking care of a family. They it's real honor.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 7: I'm able to stick my chest out knowing one thing
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 7: I did exceptionally well. I've been a great provider, exceptionally
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 7: well and it's not the amount of money. I'm talking
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 7: to all men who go out there and turn them
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 7: corners every day, start that carp and drive the work,
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  Speaker 7: and come home with that check and laying on the
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 7: table and share it with a woman and say, hey,
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 7: now make this work. I'm talking to you. You ain't
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 7: got to be rich to be a provider. All you
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 7: got to do is show up and provide. But that's
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 7: honor in that. Man, me feel me, and men take
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: a certain pride in that. And we got to keep
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 7: doing that.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 8: Fellas.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 7: It's okay to love your wife. It's okay to love
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 7: your children. It's okay to want to have a family.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 7: It's okay to defend them with your honor, with your life.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 7: That's been one of my great joys.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't got a lot of stuff right, but I
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 8: got that right. You say what you want to say.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 7: But but I look out for mine and I take
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 7: care of mine, and I appreciate all the men out
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 7: there that's doing the same thing, looking out for yours
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