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S2E99 - Some Assembly Required · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. I think Iona's being kidnapped
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right now. We're.
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Taking ripples to a van. Fan don't talk about your
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ripples in public. Vehicular manslaughter be too
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easy. Maybe we did need a Van I.
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Knew it. BB Jump.
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It's a van V van. Iona.
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Max Sanitization. It's less of a burglary now,
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it's more of a hit and. Run.
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I truly needed it most. Quiet shot in and out, real
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easy. I'm going to spray and pray.
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Oh well. You can't kill Dave.
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize we were having
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a Dick measuring contest. Oh boy, mine's always bigger.
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Oh. No.
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Damn. Oh, we're at the eyeball.
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Fire away. I gave it up at 6.5.
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Oh shit, what I miss. I thought they were going to
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want a deal but I guess we only dealt in lead.
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Let's look for the body in a body bag.
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Should hide the. Hospital beds.
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Nobody here, but it's dead people.
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You're in this room, it's dark, it's the middle of the night
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because you decided to do this in the night.
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You're hiding from Doctor Dave as he's standing in the door
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wondering why the door that is locked is open, and he hangs up
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his phone. I thought this was locked.
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And he's now inspecting the door.
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You surmise you have a little time.
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Do you think that we could get out the door before it comes in?
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No. It might be our best bet.
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We. Still need one of the bodies.
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We could sneak back in. The window's broken, I We're
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taking too long, I. Could we just go out?
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The. Output or the input or whichever
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1 gets us out of here. The door gets us out of here.
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What happens? To the What happens to the
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bodies that go in there though? There are two.
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There are two giant holes, two big receptacles at the end of
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the this room. 1 says input, one says output.
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What? What What the hell they do?
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Well, I'm sure that's why they put the bodies right, Right,
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Vivi? Yes, they're where the dead
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bodies go. And we don't want to be where
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the dead bodies go because they freeze the dead bodies.
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And we don't want to freeze that sounds.
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Cold. Very.
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True. Unless we're corpses.
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OK, sorry. All right.
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We, I think, I think it's too late for us.
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I I do do. I do do.
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Doctor Dave is in the room. He could just jump him.
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We could get your. Corrflamed and then we could.
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We could, we could like set it up so it looks like he banged
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his hand real bad. Yes, we could maybe try that.
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I I. Think, he said down on the desk.
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Hold on, I think I just got a text my.
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Phone just said while you're. Hiding shit I forgot to put my
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phone on shit and. While you're messing with your
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phone, underneath this cadaver table, you can see Doctor Dave
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trying to get the lights to turn on with a little remote.
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I fucking hate night mode. Why is it I I text Retro Doctor
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Dave is in here. We're hiding.
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I can't hear what everybody else is saying because they're in
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quiet voices and I'm stuck in a locker at the moment.
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So I texted the Is the Coast clear?
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It smells like expired Axe body spray in here.
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I reply dot dot dot no dot dot dot stay hidden, there's four.
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Bodies in here and and you watch doctor Dave walk to the middle
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of the room and start to turn towards the window that is
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smashed and may give you away I. Think it's time?
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Yeah, Rush, rush him. Go.
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Can. We just distract him.
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We could do it. He's nice.
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He is nice, Yeah, if we. Oh, I I have.
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I still have one of those hoods from the The Brain Dance.
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You have a fool's hood. I do.
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I do. I'm going.
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I knew how much they meant to you, so I took it.
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All right. Iona is going to well Doctor
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Dave has his back turned and and is facing the window about to
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notice going to put it on over his head.
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Roll for it. Sorry, this makes me nervous.
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It makes me nervous. So roll me something to sneak up
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behind him and then roll me something to put a bag over his
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head. Now it is a sneak attack, so you
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are going to get a bonus to this.
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All right, we're going to do. Where did it go?
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Because I don't just. Do a regular old stealth.
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Damn. Holy shit, yeah you will like
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the night Iona. That's a crate 31, like the
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night in the dark. Everyone is impressed.
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What can you say? Because I crit, I just smooth
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like like fog rolling under. A door slipped out from
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underneath the cadaver table and his lights go out as the hood
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has slipped over his head. Fuck those lights.
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Wait, what's what's what's what's?
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You. You're OK.
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You're OK, Doctor Dave. Huh.
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Who's the wait? Huh.
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How do you know my name? What's going on?
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And he's now spinning around in the room and he can't see.
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This is as far as I got, could somebody help me?
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I'll just bust out of the the locker, go up behind Doctor Dave
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and I'm going to firmly not to hurt kick the back of their
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knees. So they fall to their knees and
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twist their arm behind their back and try to tape up.
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I'm going to try to tape their arms together.
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Roll something to do that. Well, I mean, if anything,
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that's definitely going to be brawling, right?
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Yeah. It is 21.
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He rolls a 17. It's not enough and you knock
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him down and start to bind his arms together.
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He's trying to shake the hood off.
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Iona no Who? I, I, I'm not going to tighten
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this because I'm, I'm afraid you might strangle yourself, so I'm
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just going to hold it down. Yeah, we cannot.
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You, you can't be nice to him. We got to get our stuff and get
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out of here. The syntax gang doesn't deal
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with this. Right, right.
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Synapse. Right Synapse, I'm I'm just
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going to continue to hold this down so.
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Yeah, Boss Synapse, My boss, who is named Synapse.
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Yeah, I was. I was thinking maybe to change
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it to syntax, but maybe Synapse is better.
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It was here. Just use this tape and also tape
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it. Around.
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Yeah, that's right. We're here to rob you, isn't
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that right? Gang member with a Southern
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accent. Yeah, it sure is.
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Where? Did your accent go, brother?
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Shit, I mean, yes Sir, I. Don't.
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I don't know what I'm. Doing what I'm doing.
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Just use your accent chip, do you?
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Have it in your pocket. Talk normally.
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Oh, talk, talk normally. Oh, oh, that yeah, damn
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straight. Roll Stealth.
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What are we doing? You roll a 21 and you convince
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this person that you are not Jeb.
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And now he's still awake, but he's now struggling, slightly
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hog tied and kneeling on the floor in front of Iona while
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Retro finishes off the duct tape around their neck.
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To keep the hood on Iona you put the hood on backwards so he
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can't see through this as Retro so wraps duct tape around his
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neck to stop it from turning. OK gang, throw him in a locker.
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Yeah, here. Yeah.
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Shove him in the same locker I was in.
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No. Problem.
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I rolled the 10 Doctor Dave falls on you, Retro and you fall
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on the table and he's now trying to tackle you.
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I need you to roll a brawling check to avoid damage.
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This. Isn't going to look good for
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Doctor Dave. Got 18 he he hits you for five
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damage. Just elbow elbows you in the
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stomach. Get off me.
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I can fight. I'm going to kick him directly
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in the genitals. Nice.
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All right, That's a cheap shot. You know what happens when you
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get a cheap shot? Get one.
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Rock out. No, I have to protect.
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These dead people. And you rolled A20 on brawling.
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I rolled a four. That is not enough.
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And you hit him in the bulls, you hit him in the nads, in the
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genitalia area. It is it is it he don't.
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You don't break anything. But it definitely hurts this
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guy, I feel. Like I, I could have popped a
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peanut there, but you know. Popped a peanut is very funny.
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Are you going to leave this guy awake?
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We're putting him in the locker. Oh, OK.
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And then you know what? I'm also going to duct tape his
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feet now too. All right, you duct tape his
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feet, you put him in a locker, you push him between these lab
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coats and you shut it could. Have been a lot easier, but no,
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you just had to fight back. The door won't lock.
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I'll push Are these beds movable?
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Yes, the crate is lighter. Oh yeah, we'll just well for
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you. Remember, you're strong.
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The table will be a bastard to move is essentially what I'm
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getting at because it's bolted to the ground.
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Oh. Well, let's see, that's what I
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was wondering, if it was bolted the ground or not.
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Nope. Then yeah, I'll take a crate and
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I'll just wedge it, get underneath the handle or
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something, all. Right.
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You move the crate right in front of Doctor Dave and he is
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now stuck in that locker. You can hear him rattling around
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inside sometimes. Sorry boss, this is for the
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best. VB says very quietly.
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She doesn't say it louder, she just says under her breath.
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Phoebe, will you roll me a stealth check please?
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Honestly, I don't feel bad about this now after he just elbowed
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me in the solar plexus. Honestly, I'm I'm a little, I'm
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a little off kilter now. As the dust settles on this
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moment and Retro pushes the crate up, you will look over at
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the crate and you look back at each other and no one can see
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BB. Where's VV I'm.
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I'm here, Jeb. You look over to where that
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noise comes from and you see sort of a shimmer in the air.
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As it starts to refract, you can suddenly see VV.
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Oh. Right you the the invisibility
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thing. Oh, I'm seeing things.
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Yeah, yeah, I I have retro fitted me a cool invisibility
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mod. Retro.
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Fitted. Was that?
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Was that on purpose? Did you hear?
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That on purpose. Damn, that's good.
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That's good. Yeah, so I have some
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invisibility mod that's. Fucking cool.
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Damn. Yes, it is very cool, useful for
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the future now that we have this.
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Yeah, definitely. It's just, it's just like when I
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talk, it kind of moves. So it's not like foolproof, it's
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not like I. How do you have to stand really
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still? Yeah, yeah, I keep we.
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Keep getting this warbling effect every time whenever the
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vocal vibrations. This is really good.
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But but Phoebe, if you made it a contrasting color to the
12:07
background and then were like singing karaoke, would your
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whole body vibrate like a sound wave?
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You know, we could try it. That would be cool, I think.
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Is that cool? That's pretty cool.
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When was the last time we all went out karaoke?
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You know, That's been a minute. When when the van got stolen, we
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went to the bar. But does the bar does?
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Does the bar have? Karaoke.
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I don't know. You run it, you tell me.
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I think we used to run it. Used to be every Monday.
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It used to be every Monday and you know, we just.
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Yeah, Monday nights at karaoke. And then I said, you know,
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Thursday. Now it's the day before the you
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know, Friday. Monday night at the Bubble
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Monday night at the Bubble Cafe is Slam poetry night.
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Right. Since yeah, that's why.
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They put on on Mondays. Snaps.
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Snaps for that. Yes, all right.
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Shall we? Should we grab one of these
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buddy bodies? Well, we should probably, yes.
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We let's take a look now in peace.
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No, no disturbances, no distractions.
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Let's take a look. All right, there are four bodies
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laid out in this room in body bags.
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These body bags can have a cryo tank added to the bottom in a
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sort of attachment fashion so that it can keep the body cool.
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These bodies are the freshest because they are still on the
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table. Well, these would be probably
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the freshest bodies, the ones out here on the tables.
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VB. Yes.
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Is there like a category, like a kind of categorizing system that
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you all kind of use, maybe on a computer or something?
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We do have APC, yes. There's one.
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Outside was there not? That was the wool computer for
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the dual. Right, there's.
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The one on the desk that's right over here.
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Yeah, I don't. I don't really do the
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categorizing much, but you could probably take a look.
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There might be something that can help you do.
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You have a password. No.
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Your password's no. That sounds like a password I'd
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have. No, I don't remember what the
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password is. You didn't like put it in your
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your agent or whatever. What's a?
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What's a password you use you like to use consistently?
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Just type that in. Watermelon Bubble gum drop 2537.
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Maybe you're going to type it in?
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Or should I? Just go ahead and type it.
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It's the watermelon is lowercase but the bubble gum is B and then
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the LS are two ones. OK, watermelon bubble gum.
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You want my number one? OK, does it work?
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Roll something. I mean, I I feel like it should
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because this is a civil job and they never changed their
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passwords except, you know, yearly.
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Electronics security tech yes, 31.
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It should have been changed by now, but Doctor Dave is lazy and
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has not changed it. And you get access to the system
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that's listing at the four bodies in this room.
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Great. Is there anything on here that
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could tell me anything about the bodies?
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Other than information about the bodies, for the record, there is
15:28
also information on Doctor Dave's last order for a
15:31
delivered food that didn't happen, but it is ultimately
15:36
very uninterested. There are four bodies in here,
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Glenn, Jack Sparrow and John. Let's start with John.
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You open up John's file, John. John.
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John Doe. No test cavity.
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I think John Doe is usually when they like can't identify the
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body, so this could be anybody really.
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Also, nobody would potentially think missing that's a well.
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That's a good point. We'll keep that as a good mark.
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Also missing chest cavity. We're going to have to scoop out
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the insides anyways, so. Also a good point too.
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Some work taken care of, let me check out the 1st.
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One Glenn. No, not what?
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We need, yeah, we don't need a heart, do we?
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We already got one of them. Roll me for each of the bodies.
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Roll me a check of some description, medical or
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otherwise. Medical is easier to find out
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how this will affect Domino because this isn't about finding
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the correct body. This is about choosing a bonus
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for Domino VV. You rolled a 22 and so after
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reading through Glenn's stuff, you recognize that there's a lot
16:58
of body mass in his weight and it would give him plus one to
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body. OK, this guy seemed a bit more
17:06
like Muscular and Massey, so that might be good.
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Retro With your 16 you deduced that John Doe's body is missing
17:15
a chest. Might be useful for extra flesh
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if you need it. Extra flesh.
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No, Jeb, you can't have the skin.
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Jeb roll resist torture drugs. Oh.
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Boy. 16 You resist the urge to eat this human that has no name.
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Man, I'm, I'm, I'll be honest, I'm real fucked up.
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That's, I mean, detestable. What's going through my head
17:44
right now? And yet, is it biology or you
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know, is it my upbringing, the choices I made or, or is it not
17:55
up to me? It's the drug you took, Jeb.
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Yeah, yeah. That's it.
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Yep, Yep. I mean, it's not like you're
18:05
really, you know, pushing to want to do this kind of stuff,
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Jeb. It's not like you carry around a
18:10
shaker of 11 herbs and spices to, you know, spice up whatever
18:15
flesh you're deciding to eat, right?
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I'm going to have I do have them little packet of salt here, but
18:24
that's it's normally it's for regular food.
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I'm just saying it. You know, the thought had
18:31
occurred to me and I don't really like the called me out
18:34
like that. Makes me seem even worse.
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I wasn't, I wasn't trying to call you out.
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I was trying to be more of like a so you're not so bad.
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And then you kind of turned it on itself.
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So now I look like. Now I feel ashamed.
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Well, I just feel like a lot of the, well, a lot of, you know, a
18:50
lot of the restaurants around here now to see, they don't,
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they don't, they don't provide you with salt.
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You have to ask for it. And I don't, I just kind of cuts
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a little now. Says Jack.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jeb, you are now hungry for
19:02
food. You don't have to eat the the
19:04
bodies in here, but you do want something to eat.
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But I am hungry. All right, Jeb.
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Well, why don't you go and find a snack?
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And Retro goes and checks Jack's fire.
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Jack's eye, No. No gold.
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Bladder all to find out what that means.
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I mean, I think it means he don't got a gallbladder.
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Retro. You have no idea what this
19:28
means. I don't know what a gallbladder
19:30
is. Vivi can can do a check to find
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out medical tech 23. It will give him plus one to
19:36
reflex because he has less mass. Got a whole organ missing.
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I mean, gallbladders aren't necessary for day-to-day
19:46
functions and you can live a pretty long normal healthy life
19:49
without one. It might make him a little bit
19:54
faster. It it makes drinking harder.
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That's I know. I don't have a gallbladder.
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How do you know her? I didn't know that.
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I don't. That's Canon now.
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It might make him a little faster, so that's good.
20:09
Faster, huh? Jeb, are you checking lockers or
20:12
a vending machine? Oh no, I'm I'm just trying to,
20:16
I'm not really getting my nose in any of these because they
20:21
smell too good. Except for that one.
20:23
That one over there that smells disgusting.
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I don't know what's going on in that locker, but do not open it.
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And and Doctor, you can hear Doctor Dave start to panic.
20:31
You think he may have soiled himself.
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And there's one file left all. Right, let's check Sparrow.
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You check Sparrow Sparrow. Sand filled lungs.
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The endless winter has finally come.
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Why? Why is sand filled lungs
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triggering something for me? Retro You rolled a 26 on
21:58
education and you see the name, you see the cause of death and
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you open up your tile and do a little search in the garden the.
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Garden streamer's body has been found Sparrow stuns who
22:11
attempted to swim in quicksand and unfortunately his body was
22:14
lost for four weeks and CPD 2 second old foul play just too.
22:19
Busy. That's awful.
22:23
So not this one. OK.
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But with your education 26, you realize that Sparrow's skills
22:31
are still pretty viable and they get plus one to DEX.
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You just have to replace the feet and lungs.
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Dexterity sounds good. The issue is is that this was a
22:40
a famous garden person. So I'm if it's already been said
22:45
about their death, then if you have Domino walking around with
22:48
that face, there's going to be issues.
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I like this one anyway, The the the one that will give him, you
22:55
know, the ability to. Jack.
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Yes, the one that oil like reflexes.
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Domino could dodge bullets. We want that.
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Not the, not the more jacked 1, you know.
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Doesn't Domino? Aren't we already going to
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install a sand division? Oh.
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Very true. So that what increases reflexes?
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I mean, can you really live without a gallbladder?
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But that's if we want to do an even spread.
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You know What's the dumpstep, everyone.
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OK. The Dumpstep's got to be feet.
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Who needs them, really? I purposely would say let's
23:38
cross out Sparrow altogether. We don't need somebody who is
23:41
even somewhat famous to be tracked back to Domino I.
23:45
Completely agree, It's hard enough having Jeb on the team.
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Good boy. Yeah, I like, I like John Doe,
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because nobody knows who that is.
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However, they apparently don't have any special.
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VV rolled a crip failure and as you're saying this, VV leans
24:00
back, puts their hand on John Doe's body bag and you hear the
24:05
hip crush under her hand. Oh geez, that was an accident.
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At least he's dead. Yeah.
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God. I'm sorry, John Doe.
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He's not. Going to reply because you know
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he's dead. Just just making sure though,
24:24
triple check in you know? Baby, I thought you're a medical
24:28
professional. You got to be more careful.
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Yeah. He ain't going dancing anytime
24:32
soon now. OK, maybe we don't do John Doe I
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I do like the idea of the anonymity, but I vote the Massey
24:45
boy. Massey Boy.
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The big guy. Yes, yes.
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The big guy. Massive boy, yes.
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I vote mass over fast. Mass over fast.
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Big and lumbering. Yes.
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Look and take a hit. That's my vote, but if anybody
25:04
else has a vote all. Right.
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So, so one for this guy Glenn. Glenn One. 5 You're right, I
25:11
changed my vote. I vote Glenn.
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Glenn. That's two votes for Glenn.
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Glenn's the big boy are. You voting for Glenn as well,
25:18
Jim? Is Glenn the big boy?
25:20
Yes. Well then, yeah, I like, I like
25:22
me a big boy. That's three for Glenn Retro.
25:27
Do you? Do you want to vote
25:28
ceremoniously? I mean, does my vote even
25:33
matter? No.
25:34
Technically. Genuinely no.
25:36
Genuinely no. I could also however take my
25:41
shotgun and shoot Glenn so that way that body is not possible to
25:45
be used anymore. Unless you try and convince
25:47
everyone the votes haven't closed yet.
25:50
Ha ha, the. Polls are not closed.
25:53
That's the one I don't do. I don't know.
25:56
All right, but you're, you're all scooping them out.
25:58
I I won't be but but thank you. Phoebe, you see, You see Glenn's
26:04
body where it's referenced on the computer.
26:07
It's just over here on the West side of the room.
26:10
Oh, OK, he's right over there. And you go over to the body,
26:14
open it up, and you notice that he's missing his right arm and
26:19
he has massive head trauma. Cool.
26:23
OK. You're still going to be able to
26:25
use it, you're just going to have to borrow some parts from
26:28
some of the other bodies. Oh.
26:30
Boy, oh man, you know, I in college, they had us read.
26:37
I took an English literature class.
26:40
I had to read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and tonight I take
26:49
some of that and apply it here. You're making your own
26:55
Frankenstein. We are going to have to assemble
26:58
some pieces together. OK, you know.
27:03
OK guys, I have to say something.
27:05
I've secretly always wanted to do this.
27:07
So. Bebe.
27:11
This is my moment to put together the perfect life form.
27:18
Oh my gosh, Bebe, please, I need you to take a step down, off,
27:25
off of whatever platform you are you are heading onto because you
27:30
you're flying a little too close to the sun.
27:33
This is it. Oh, the Lightning 0.
27:37
Yes. Yes.
27:39
Was that not funny? Iona, I'm really sorry you're
27:41
giving me the look of that. You're just bleeding into her.
27:47
The illusions of grandeur, please.
27:50
All right. I mean, I'm all for it.
27:52
I've always also wanted to retro build a Frankenstein.
27:56
Go to John Doe. Oh, right.
27:58
Can you can you unzip and take a look at his arms?
28:04
Definitely can't take his hip, so sure.
28:06
Where's John Doe? He's the He's one of the few
28:08
that isn't bleeding on the floor like the other two.
28:10
Can I explore while they're chopping up bodies?
28:13
Absolutely. I heard they were vending
28:16
machines and I'm feeling a little.
28:18
Peckish. All right, so Phoebe, you head
28:21
over to a little station in one of the lockers to wash your
28:25
hands and do your basic medical thing, and Iona heads to the
28:30
hallway Outside. You're staring at a vending
28:34
machine. I'm very tired and I'm very
28:40
hungry. I forgot that we were going to
28:43
be doing this in the middle of the night, so I didn't pack
28:46
anything. What's in the vending machine?
28:51
The vending machine I've made an automatic table for, so all you
28:57
have to do is roll me AD 63 on offer today. 1 bottle.
29:02
Of hand sanitizer, cryo. Pack holographic memorial kit.
29:06
People stale so it's on sale. What is the cryo pack?
29:18
The cryo pack is the attachment for the body bag to keep the
29:23
body stable in transit. Oh.
29:27
Why would they need to buy their own supplies?
29:30
Because this is Night City and a horrible dystopian future.
29:34
Awful. I'm I'm just going to, can I
29:36
roll for all of all three of the vending machines I see before
29:39
me? Yes, roll me another 2D6.
29:42
Wham bam, about a six and a four.
29:45
You did roll. A6.
29:48
Wham I? Did so the first one has on
29:50
offer today. Recycled letty gel Holographic
29:55
memorial kit. Collectible black Bitcoin cryo
29:59
pack on offer today. Glow sticks neutral based
30:04
worrying it's expired on offer today. 1 bottle of hand
30:09
sanitizer. 1 bottle of hand sanitizer. 1 bottle of hand
30:13
sanitizer. I'm so glad there's so much hand
30:18
sanitizer. I should stock up and I'm what?
30:22
What is a memorial chip? A.
30:24
Memorial chip is a holographic static hologram you can get of
30:28
the deceased to remember them by and it can record something they
30:34
said if you have that as well. This might come in handy.
30:37
I will. I'll grab one of those.
30:38
I don't want to, but I will grab an expired nutrapace and a
30:43
bottle of hand sanitizer. How much nutri paste do you buy?
30:47
Because there's two. I'm just doing 1.
30:49
I don't cook that much. I can't put that much expired
30:53
product inside my body. So you grab the Nutri paste.
30:58
It is your favorite flavour. Bland.
31:00
The hand sanitizer bottle, the Nutri paste and the holographic
31:05
memorial chip. Come to 225 Eddies.
31:11
Great. Back in the morgue, OK.
31:19
As you're looking down at the body, roll me a check to see if
31:23
you can work out what parts are salvageable.
31:27
OK. 27 The head that John has is very salvageable.
31:32
It's big enough to fit the brain that you got the arms, however,
31:36
because there's no chest cavity, and when I say no chest cavity,
31:39
I don't think the computer really expressed what that
31:41
means. I mean there is nothing from
31:43
just below the armpit to the hips.
31:45
There is literally nothing there.
31:48
Oh so he's a 2 parter? Yes.
31:52
Oh, I don't. I don't think that body was
31:53
viable anyway. Vivi, I think you're good.
31:56
OK, all right, forget that one. Go check check the other one.
32:02
I mean, I could still use parts that we need, like the head.
32:10
The feet is what we're also missing.
32:13
This one isn't missing feet. I don't.
32:15
This one's just missing an arm and a head.
32:18
Well it's got 2 arms and a head, it's just missing titties down
32:22
to treasure trail. No.
32:25
Which arm does it? Which arm do you need, the left
32:27
or the right? We don't want to give them like
32:28
two of the same one, right? No, no, we're that's an amateur
32:33
mistake retro. We would never just just check
32:38
the other body all. Right.
32:40
I'll go check Jack. Yeah.
32:43
Roll for it. Same.
32:45
All right, same roll. It's gonna say the exact same
32:47
thing. 32 Nice, yes, as you're looking over Jack's body, you
32:51
notice he is missing an eye. But he's missing an eye because
32:54
the eye was stolen was pulled out of his face post mortem.
33:00
You can tell by the way that the cyberpunk eye socket is
33:04
positioned. He's missing his left hand and
33:08
again there is a scar on his abdomen where his gallbladder
33:11
was removed. OK.
33:14
So the gallbladder was removed before that.
33:17
So he's missing his left hand and and Glenn.
33:23
Which arm is Glen missing? Roll me a medical check so you
33:28
don't mess this up. Oh boy, he's.
33:36
Missing his He's missing his left arm.
33:40
No. He's missing his left arm VB.
33:44
He's he's missing his left arm, OK.
33:48
You're facing. It's the arm on the left.
33:51
It's the arm on the left. Just put your hands up.
33:54
Does it make an L? So we need he's missing his
33:58
left, so we need left. Well, this one's also missing
34:08
the left hand. Wait, so what's left?
34:12
OK, so that's that's not going to work.
34:16
I'm going to groan just how good that was, Jeff.
34:19
That was very. Good.
34:21
OK, we should. And then his.
34:27
You said his head was messed up. That their eye is missing.
34:31
But here's the question, do we already have cyber eye stuff for
34:36
them already or should we just take the head of WE?
34:39
Do we do already have that stuff?
34:40
Yes. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:42
That, that that's easier to get. That's.
34:44
All the cyberware stuff, yeah, we got that.
34:46
So we take the head of Jack. The head of Jack.
34:49
The arm of John. The arm of John.
34:53
This sounds like some sort of ritual.
34:56
Head of Jack, arm of John put them together.
35:00
What do you get? And then it's on.
35:01
I did a rhyme. Yes, was.
35:07
There anything else that was missing?
35:11
No, there's nothing else missing, but what else could we
35:14
add to it for a little extra? Let's just see if there's any
35:20
other useful parts we can add. To this body if maybe we maybe
35:26
we take the AB musculature of Sparrow because I'm sure they
35:30
probably have like at least a six pack.
35:33
This this one's pretty beefy. Yeah, Glenn's really strong.
35:38
He's missing a heart, but you have a heart, so it doesn't
35:39
matter. Now when we say like Glenn's
35:42
beefy, like be strong man beefy or a strong man like.
35:47
His dead body will be able to support the two extra arms that
35:49
you want to install. It is the beefiest of all of
35:51
them. He is the big boy.
35:53
No, I know, but I'm I'm asking like is it is it like big like
35:56
big muscle man or is it like dock worker big beefy?
36:00
He is kind of rugby dude. Huge.
36:04
Oh. Alright, alright, this is good.
36:10
This is good, alright. If you want to check the
36:13
lockers, roll AD 6. Otherwise, roll a medical check
36:16
to start cutting these bodies up.
36:18
You know what? Let's just get to work.
36:21
It's time. I'm I'm I'm gonna check the the
36:23
lockers. Cool.
36:24
While he's doing that, check the lockers.
36:27
For each side you can roll 3D6. Sorry.
36:30
For the West side you can roll 3D6.
36:32
For the east side you can roll 2D6 because there's a guy in one
36:36
of them. Individually.
36:38
No in total for the whole row 9. Roll me a medical check there
36:42
BB. Yes.
36:45
A. Medical check 21 Yes BB You go
36:48
around the room and you surgically remove the parts that
36:51
you need from those bodies, taking the incorrect arm and
36:56
bringing it over to the body, the head.
36:58
As you remove Glen's head, carefully disconnecting the
37:02
vertebrae, you start stitching them up and as you as you go to
37:05
do this, you notice you have the wrong arm.
37:07
You're going to have to roll another medical check to get the
37:09
right arm from John. Shit.
37:12
But not the right arm. The left arm, yeah.
37:15
No, it doesn't matter. Look.
37:17
This is a rookie mistake. You should have done the L thing
37:21
with your fingers. I did all right.
37:27
One moment, just. You go over to John's body and
37:34
as you go to cut it open, you cut into a a pressurized tube on
37:39
one of his pieces of cyberware that snakes through his shoulder
37:43
and it spurts green fluid all over you.
37:45
It's hydraulic fluid. Oh God.
37:48
Oh. I watch station.
37:51
I watch station. Yes, yes, please.
37:56
It's a good thing that Sparrow's got 2 arms.
37:58
Holy shit, Phoebe. I'm just a little nervous, OK?
38:03
I'm sorry. It's.
38:04
My first time building a. Body.
38:07
Do you want a hand? Iona, you walk into the room
38:09
watching VV get covered in hydraulic fluid from a dead
38:13
body. Oh, and and that's why I did not
38:18
want to be in here. Yes, well the surgery is still
38:22
underway. Iona, you may want to sit in the
38:25
corner to. Observe.
38:28
Observe my. Specimen.
38:30
I I don't want to observe your specimen VV I I'd rather sit in
38:34
the waiting room, but this is. This is a scientific project.
38:40
We're not in an operating theatre.
38:44
You look at Phoebe, she's got surgical gloves on.
38:48
She's got like a huge green spatter streak across her right
38:51
side. This is this is science, Ayona.
38:56
You don't want to witness science and history being made.
39:02
Science. All right, fine, you can wait in
39:06
the waiting room. We're just having a small.
39:11
Pick up. It's an ARM problem.
39:15
It's an opportunity. But we have plenty of arms to
39:18
spare. So what?
39:20
What? We have one arm to spare.
39:21
What do you mean you're having an arm problem?
39:26
Don't worry about it. OK, I got a crazy idea.
39:29
Hear me out. All right doc, if we need to use
39:32
another right hand, what if we just take the thumb and and take
39:38
it off and then put it on the other side?
39:40
Well, there's still one right arm.
39:42
If if they crip fail again, we'll have to do that.
39:44
All right, I'm just saying we don't need.
39:45
Brandy, we need everybody. Relax and just let me
39:49
concentrate one more time. I'm.
39:54
Rolling. As as Phoebe gets more fervent,
39:57
you swear you can hear like organ music for no reason.
40:01
Please put that in the background.
40:06
Roll me a medical check, roll me surgery if you can.
40:09
Yes, please. OK. 16 Yes, you pull the correct
40:14
arm off Sparrow and attach it to Glenn's body, or rather put it
40:19
in the bag. You have all the parts of all
40:21
the human body parts you need to make yourself a full on
40:26
dominant. All right now if you all would
40:30
like to sit and observe while I begin work on very carefully
40:37
crafting these pieces together to make sure the domino has the
40:42
perfect body ready. Phoebe not to kill the vibe, but
40:47
like most of the parts are at the bar.
40:50
You're right, this could wait. We don't have to stitch
40:54
everything together now. So, so with that, we should grab
40:59
some of this equipment so I can get everything ready and we
41:02
should head to the bar. Next time on no latency.
41:21
The last pieces are here. Several, unfortunately.
41:25
So we just need to get one gig of Joule of energy really.
41:28
We get a bunch of hamsters or. Storm.
41:30
Should be able to in a storm. How are we supposed to
41:34
deactivate or or redirect the energy?
41:37
Set up some explosives and Bing bang kaboom it's.
41:40
Still very dangerous. What's your insurance like?
41:44
I appreciate you at least hearing me out.
41:46
So what's the plan? Flying.
41:48
I mean, like, I'm not especially good at flying stuff, you
41:50
understand? We can do this from the top down
41:53
or we can do it from the bottom up.
41:55
And then blow it up. I occasionally glance over to
41:57
see how the rest of them are doing as I work on my specimen.
42:00
I thought we weren't blowing it up.
42:01
I thought we were just hitting the emergency shut off.
42:04
That's emergency Plan C. If you don't mind, I'm going to
42:06
hang up now because I'm very busy.
42:08
Let's put Operation Raincoat into effect.
42:11
Everybody hold on to their butts.
42:13
A little steadier, please. Thank you for joining us on our
42:49
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42:53
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