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Steve Harvey Is Back! Strawberry Letter: Is He Sweet Or Tart?", The Adoption Prank From Tommy, & more!- 03.26.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all be.
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  Speaker 1: All at all soon.
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  Speaker 3: Given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million bus busbooz.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 6: Show to.
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  Speaker 5: Joy?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Joy Great.
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  Speaker 7: You know you.
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  Speaker 3: Turn turn, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 4: We got to turn the mouth, turn the probably, got
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  Speaker 4: to turn the mouth out the money.
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  Speaker 3: Look me, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you'll think.
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  Speaker 8: Huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listening to
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  Speaker 8: the voice, come on, dig me now, one and only
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey got this radio show. Man, How I got here?
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  Speaker 8: I really can't explain it. Only by the grace of God,
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  Speaker 8: That's all I can really tell you. I was talking
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  Speaker 8: with a buddy the other day and he was telling me.
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  Speaker 8: He said, Man, he had an interesting philosophy about it.
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  Speaker 2: He say. You know, you can have dreams and visions,
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  Speaker 2: he say, but God, God will never show you what
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  Speaker 2: all he has for you.
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  Speaker 8: He won't show you all of it because he knows
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  Speaker 8: you'll mess it up. And you know what, man, I
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  Speaker 8: thought about that, and maw, how true is that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? I know that I got a radio show. I
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  Speaker 2: didn't see it. It's just become this major blessing for me.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see it. But if I would have seen
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  Speaker 2: it and known when he had planned on giving.
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  Speaker 8: It to me, I would have messed it up because
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  Speaker 8: number one, my first question would have been to him,
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  Speaker 8: why I got to wait so long? Why don't I
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  Speaker 8: go down hill and start on the radio now? And
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  Speaker 8: then I'll be in radio and then tydd, I see
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  Speaker 8: there God. But see the thing about God is God
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  Speaker 8: don't need your help. Matter of fact, he don't really
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  Speaker 8: want it. All he wants is you to love him
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  Speaker 8: and obey if you can do them two things I
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  Speaker 8: think I could be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I think he'd be really cool with us. So had
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  Speaker 2: I known.
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  Speaker 8: About these blessings that he had for me, I would
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  Speaker 8: have messed him up because I would have put my
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  Speaker 8: thinking in the figuring process, and that would ejected all up.
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  Speaker 8: That's the first thing I asked you why I got
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  Speaker 8: away so long? And then if he'd ha shown me
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  Speaker 8: what I was gonna have to do to get it,
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  Speaker 8: I would have showed messed that up. Man, I ain't
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  Speaker 8: finna do that. I ain't finna do all of that.
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  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, I got to go through all of
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  Speaker 8: these mishaps in my life. So when I get the
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  Speaker 8: radio show I have something to share. Man, why won't
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  Speaker 8: I just read a couple of books and share that
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  Speaker 8: experience with them?
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  Speaker 9: Now?
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  Speaker 8: See, I want you to know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: I want you to be transparent. I want people to
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  Speaker 8: be able to identify with your struggle and apply they
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  Speaker 8: struggle to it and see that they can get over.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 8: God never shows you all of it because he know
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  Speaker 8: we'll mess it up. I wouldn't have any books, I
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  Speaker 8: certainly please know, I would not be the host of
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  Speaker 8: family few can.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you that?
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  Speaker 8: It is amazing man, how God works. And my invitation
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  Speaker 8: to everybody today is allow God to work. You know,
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  Speaker 8: you can ask him why all you want to, and
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  Speaker 8: from time to time I still do no good for me.
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  Speaker 2: But that'll me old woe is me?
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  Speaker 6: Lord?
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  Speaker 2: Thing that don't really get it for me?
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  Speaker 8: Because when I start asking him why, I'm asking somebody
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  Speaker 8: who has a thought process so high above mind that
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  Speaker 8: there's no way if he told it to me, I.
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  Speaker 2: Wouldn't even get it.
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  Speaker 8: You wouldn't either, Uncle, I'll bright you think you are. Man,
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  Speaker 8: You just ain't gonna get how and why he does
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  Speaker 8: it his way. You're not going to understand it. But
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  Speaker 8: he has a plan for each and every one of us.
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  Speaker 8: And if we adhere to the plan, if we submit
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  Speaker 8: ourself to his will and just say, okay, God, what
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  Speaker 8: you want me to do, I am telling you it
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  Speaker 8: is the best way to live.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 8: You can also do it the way I did it
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  Speaker 8: early on. You can just do what you want to
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  Speaker 8: do and see how it go from now. And I
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  Speaker 8: will tell you from personal experience, it's not going to
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  Speaker 8: go good. You know, my wife and I were talking
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  Speaker 8: the other day and she said something with me, and
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  Speaker 8: I had to write it down. She says, Steve, you
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  Speaker 8: know the funny thing about sin. She says, sining costs
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  Speaker 8: you more than you want to pay and causes you
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  Speaker 8: to stay longer than you want to stay. I asked
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  Speaker 8: my wife where she got that from. She says, some
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  Speaker 8: old person told it to her. She says, sining cost
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  Speaker 8: you more than you want to pay and causes you
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  Speaker 8: to stay longer than you want to stay. That's the problem, man,
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  Speaker 8: about doing what you want to do. Because we are
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  Speaker 8: all sinners. Man, all of us, all of us, every
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  Speaker 8: last one of us are sinners. You will be a
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  Speaker 8: sinner until you die. Now, you could be saved by grace.
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  Speaker 8: But you're going to be a sinner man. You are
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  Speaker 8: going to make mistakes. You are going to in your
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  Speaker 8: life knowingly do wrong. I bet you will. I don't
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  Speaker 8: know who you think you are. I don't know who
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  Speaker 8: you've been listening to. But get this, we are sinners.
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  Speaker 8: We were born into a world that is sinful. Now
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  Speaker 8: it's okay, it's okay, it's our world. But we can
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  Speaker 8: make the best of it because we can form a
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  Speaker 8: relationship with God and we can go to war with
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  Speaker 8: this thing, you know, and we can win. You can
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  Speaker 8: actually get over. Being born into this world is not
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  Speaker 8: an end all. It doesn't mean you're doomed, nah man,
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  Speaker 8: because God is available to give you life, and not
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  Speaker 8: only give you life, but give it to you more abundantly.
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  Speaker 8: I have more of an abundant life than I've ever had.
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  Speaker 8: If you took away the finances, trust and believe, I
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  Speaker 8: have so many things I could tell you that I'm
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  Speaker 8: grateful for. For my wife, for my children, man, for
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  Speaker 8: my family, for the few friends that I have, for
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  Speaker 8: the work that I do, man for the respect that
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  Speaker 8: some people that I feel around some people from the
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  Speaker 8: reputation and I've earned. Now I ain't cool with everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I got that.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody don't like me. Man, get past that right there.
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  Speaker 8: I don't care what you do.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody are gonna like you. Some people didn't like Jesus.
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  Speaker 2: What did he do? What did he do wrong to anybody?
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  Speaker 8: Show it to me where he was just out there,
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  Speaker 8: just messing over folks, and you could justify all that
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  Speaker 8: happened to him.
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  Speaker 2: Just show it to me. But he knew everybody ain't
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  Speaker 2: gonna like me. I just come to save y'all understand.
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  Speaker 2: I got you.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
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  Speaker 8: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
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  Speaker 8: gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
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  Speaker 8: I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
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  Speaker 8: will take care of you if you form this relationship
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  Speaker 8: with him. He has something for you. He has a
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  Speaker 8: plan for you that is beyond your imagination. He will
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  Speaker 8: give you the desires of your heart. But he also
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  Speaker 8: has some stuff in store for you that you're not
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  Speaker 8: even asking for. That he is willing to ship to
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  Speaker 8: an address that belongs to you as long as you
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  Speaker 8: stay on the right path and are trying your best,
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  Speaker 8: God to ship you the blessing anyway, because please know
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  Speaker 8: He's done it to me. I'm a living witness to this,
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  Speaker 8: that God will ship you blessings and you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 8: be perfect.
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  Speaker 2: But if he know your heart, man, if he.
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  Speaker 8: Know you trying to do better, if he see you
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  Speaker 8: trying to change, if he see you trying to get
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  Speaker 8: it right, he understands that you're gonna stumble all the
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  Speaker 8: way through this thing. But if he know your heart
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  Speaker 8: and he know you trying to get it right, and
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  Speaker 8: you're doing the best you can, board here, ship some
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  Speaker 8: stuff your way.
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  Speaker 2: Man. You really be tripping, man, you will really be tripping.
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  Speaker 2: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. It's crazy, ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shall.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the bride to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show. You know what, I'm just gonna say this.
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  Speaker 8: Let me just gonna get this out the way. I'm back, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: Let me just gonna get this straight up out the way.
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  Speaker 8: It's quit fooling around with it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm back. Ain't nobody more glad to be back than me.
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  Speaker 7: All it.
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  Speaker 8: Other people on this show more glad to be back
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  Speaker 8: than me is the two sickons on this show, Junior
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  Speaker 8: and Tommy. Welcome back, man, Steve Harvey's back, everybody, Ladies
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  Speaker 8: of Generator. I'm one of God's favorites. I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 8: claim it. Tell you the truth about it. I'm still grateful.
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  Speaker 8: Got up this morning, told God how much I appreciate
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  Speaker 8: it for the ability to be able to go to work.
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  Speaker 8: I get to go to work. I ain't gotta go
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  Speaker 8: to work. I don't have to go to work. I
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  Speaker 8: get to go to work. It's a privilege and honor,
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  Speaker 8: and I show appreciate you God, Steve Harty Morny Show,
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  Speaker 8: Sheldon Strawberry College for Real Mississippi, Monica, Junior, and the
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  Speaker 8: legend that is Nephew Tommy. Well, let me tell you somebody,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't used this voice in a while, this one
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  Speaker 8: right here, this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm my own voice. What's up?
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  Speaker 10: Ju?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: How you feeling?
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  Speaker 8: I guess I've been through enough fire, enough test in
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  Speaker 8: my life to be able to say this.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what God is doing right now. I
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  Speaker 2: really really don't.
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  Speaker 8: It's not clear to me. One thing has been made
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  Speaker 8: rather obvious to me, or that I do need him.
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  Speaker 8: That's become rather obvious. And he has put me in
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  Speaker 8: a situation where needing him was paramount, and it was
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  Speaker 8: a daily concern of mine. You know, I didn't think
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  Speaker 8: I was gonna leave here nothing, but I just to
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  Speaker 8: just to be here. I just needed him more. Now
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  Speaker 8: the rest of it, I'm not sure about what he's
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  Speaker 8: doing because I don't really know what this was about
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  Speaker 8: right here, not yet, but through all, yeah, I'm just
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  Speaker 8: figuring he gonna reveal it to me right now. I
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  Speaker 8: think it's health related though, because I've been praying for
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  Speaker 8: good health and longevity, and I think this is what
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  Speaker 8: this is. Just to help me get to one O six.
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  Speaker 8: That's the goal I want to Well, no, that's been gone.
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  Speaker 8: They had several hosts and everything.
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  Speaker 2: No, my goal is to.
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  Speaker 8: Live to be one O six. That's my request, a
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  Speaker 8: healthy one o oh okay, yeah, and then after that
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  Speaker 8: he's gonna do what he want to do with me.
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  Speaker 2: But that's the goal.
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  Speaker 8: Now, that's just a request. You know, his will be done,
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  Speaker 8: but that's the request. So you know, if I shoot
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  Speaker 8: for one O six and I make one O two.
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  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you got madh no nice ride.
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  Speaker 10: You know.
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  Speaker 1: What's the significance of six?
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  Speaker 8: When I was sixty six, I figured I needed forty
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  Speaker 8: more years. I wouldn't I just sixty six is when
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  Speaker 8: I came up with this number because I needed forty
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  Speaker 8: more years. Because you know, people say you live longer
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  Speaker 8: than you got left. Well, I needed a little bit.
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  Speaker 8: I needed my longer to be longer.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, longer to be longer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, hight, I'm here. Let's goach, chill.
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  Speaker 11: Welcome back Steve coming up at thirty two minutes to
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  Speaker 11: after the our. We'll run that brank back with the
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  Speaker 11: nephew right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: It is time now for the nephew to run that.
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  Speaker 11: Brenk back what you got for his neph Can I
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  Speaker 11: paint your wife naked?
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  Speaker 2: And hear all my numbers from tho? Let's go get
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  Speaker 2: let me paint your wife naked.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I wish to speak with a mister. Please, Hello, sir,
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  Speaker 5: my name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
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  Speaker 5: and I wanted to give you a call about I
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  Speaker 5: have a huge showing coming up where I am going
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  Speaker 5: to be displaying my portfolio got all of my drawings
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  Speaker 5: within it, but I have one drawing that I am
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  Speaker 5: looking to display that I have not put on canvas yet,
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  Speaker 5: and I'm looking to take something of essence to put
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  Speaker 5: on canvas, and I wanted to call you about getting permission.
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  Speaker 5: Well wait, hold on, just to stop me right now,
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  Speaker 5: I don't do that.
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  Speaker 13: I am not a model.
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  Speaker 5: That's not my profession, so you would not waste your
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  Speaker 5: time no more, you know what I'm saying. Just mister,
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  Speaker 5: I don't think you understand that my showing is going
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  Speaker 5: to have some very important people there. I am, like
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  Speaker 5: I said before, with Art Institute, I said, I don't
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  Speaker 5: do that.
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  Speaker 13: That's not me.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I hat you know what was you just
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  Speaker 5: calling folks up? You a solicitors? I mean y'all just
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  Speaker 5: randomly picking our folks and trying trying to get them
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  Speaker 5: the model. Look, mister, no, I'm not just randomly calling people.
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  Speaker 5: I actually have done research in order to give your number.
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  Speaker 5: What I'm doing is I'm not calling you as far
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  Speaker 5: being a model that I'm going to portray on canvas,
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  Speaker 5: but you have something far more greater visually that I
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  Speaker 5: would like to behold on kanvas. Now you're married to
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  Speaker 5: your wife? Is am I correct?
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  Speaker 10: The whole world?
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  Speaker 5: Whoa whoa dog?
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  Speaker 7: No? For who is this seriously?
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  Speaker 5: Because I could get my number?
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  Speaker 7: No, I get my number because you're talking about my
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  Speaker 7: wife and stuff.
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  Speaker 10: My wife.
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  Speaker 5: My name is Sebastian. I am with Art Institute. What
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying to do was capture and mortalize the beauty
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  Speaker 5: of essence on Canda lives.
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  Speaker 7: Okay yo, for real, though, you just can't. You don't
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  Speaker 7: talk about my wife all.
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  Speaker 5: Right, So I'm not I'm not calling in a negative
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  Speaker 5: manner towards your wife. I want to I want to
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  Speaker 5: modelize her and capture her on canvas, the beauty that
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  Speaker 5: she beholds. I've seen your wife several times. You guys, resign, whoa, whoa, whoa?
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  Speaker 7: Do you see my wife?
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  Speaker 13: Wait?
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  Speaker 7: What do you see my wife?
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  Speaker 10: That?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 10: Why you?
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  Speaker 7: Why you?
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  Speaker 5: Why are you watching my wife?
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  Speaker 2: I've seen her.
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  Speaker 5: She she shops one hundred and twenty fifth Street in
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  Speaker 5: hallm I've seen her so many times there, and she
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  Speaker 5: holds all the beauty that an artist would like to
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  Speaker 5: put on Kansas. Like I said before, I have a
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  Speaker 5: huge showing in May. You're welcome to come out as well.
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  Speaker 5: There's going to be so many important people there. But
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  Speaker 5: I want to call and get permission from you about
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  Speaker 5: painting your wife. No, you ain't got that permission.
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  Speaker 13: Play well, you just can't.
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  Speaker 5: You just can't go around following my wife and trying
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  Speaker 5: to motialize or whatever. Just said all right, So, but
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  Speaker 5: I would like to let you know I have taken
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  Speaker 5: the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head.
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  Speaker 7: What Joe, you have lost your damn mind. You can't
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  Speaker 7: be just walking around here Peyton, folks. Headed you gotta
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  Speaker 7: get permission for that.
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  Speaker 10: What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 5: If you are crazy? You don't understand your wife holds
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  Speaker 5: the essence that every artist wants to do. Don't care
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  Speaker 5: what she holds.
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  Speaker 7: You can't be going around Peyton folks heads wrong.
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  Speaker 5: With you, sir. That's the reason why I'm calling trying
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  Speaker 5: to get permission from you. A Sebastian want to put
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  Speaker 5: your wife on canvas because she holds the essence that
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  Speaker 5: every artist wants to behold. She mortalized the beauty of canvas.
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  Speaker 7: Hold of the hold of the hold of God. You're
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  Speaker 7: telling me you walking around column painting my wife's head?
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  Speaker 10: What earth is that? What?
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 10: Dude?
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  Speaker 5: I'm only trying to complete my porfolio. All No, your
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  Speaker 5: portfolio here?
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  Speaker 7: Listen it is If I see my wife's head anywhere,
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  Speaker 7: I don't care new play of magazine, I don't care
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  Speaker 7: where your deal boy, whatever, Yo, I'm gonna find your
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna whoop your Do you understand what I'm saying
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  Speaker 7: to you. I'm gonna shoot you. You understand that?
• 18:28
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: I don't want to have a duel with you, sir.
• 18:33
  Speaker 7: Is a duel they do what they do? In fact,
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: what name is a bastion?
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: What name is that's a fashi?
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: All I want to do is paint your wife and
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: hourrahos and purest. For that's all.
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: There's law and purest for me.
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: What what the do you want?
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: Seriously?
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: I want to paint her in the nude?
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Want my.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Not No, No, that's what you should do.
• 19:03
  Speaker 7: Tell me where you at you want to paint something,
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: I'll give you something to paint. Tell me where you
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: act on twenty fifth? Read me what twenty fifth? That's
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: what's up?
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I want to whoop your.
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: Read me, read me, paint me, paint me? You want
• 19:18
  Speaker 7: your mind so about? You wanna paint my wife?
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: And the news?
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: It's gonna take them brush you to stick them up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Your mister, she holds the essence that every person shouldn't
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: give up what she hold asked. I don't give a
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: reat your mid for.
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: Asking me some like that? Sure, I must ask you.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: Do you think that you are the only person that
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: has seen your wife in the new children? That has
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: been men before you that have seen her in the
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: next day? For you and my wife ain't no more?
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: You call my wife?
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: Is that what you're saying? Are you calling my wife?
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Of you. I want to paint your wife and the
• 19:53
  Speaker 5: beauty that she WoT.
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: Did you not understand? I just said, you know, I
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: told you to meet me on the corner of one
• 20:02
  Speaker 7: twenty fifth and Clan Powell. I got one more thing.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: I just want.
• 20:10
  Speaker 7: Nephew coming from the Steve.
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Harm In Morning Show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 13: You just got paint my your boy.
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: What what this is?
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: This is nephew.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: There's a nephew time to from the Steve harm In
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: Morning Show.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: No oh oh man, yo, man, I was moving Francis here, dude, Tommy,
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: you got me dog oh man?
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, god it was Sebastiana.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, you get Sebastard brother. I was running ya
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: and Sebastian I was the paint brushes and now we're
• 20:51
  Speaker 7: about to paint all them with Joe.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: Hey. He told me, man, he said, Man, he's a
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: love his wife. I say, let me say this right now,
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: loves you. Let me get one more thing from you.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: What is the badest I'm talking about the bad radio
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: show in Blane.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man, it's see Bobby in the morning show.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Baby.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: That's a guarantee, all right.
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: Thanking of you coming up next as the Colo he
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  Speaker 11: In entertainment news, that leaked recording of Vice President JD.
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  Speaker 11: Vance Well, he was bashing Elon Musk on that take. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 22:14
  Speaker 11: you called it, Steve. People are asking was it really
• 22:18
  Speaker 11: Vance or was it a I?
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  Speaker 1: All right, yeah, all right.
• 22:24
  Speaker 11: Denzel Washington's Othello broke Broadway records with a two point
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• 22:51
  Speaker 11: But right now it is time to ask the CLO
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This is from Landon
• 22:58
  Speaker 11: and Birmingham. Landon said, I've been dating a woman for
• 23:01
  Speaker 11: five months. She never told me that she's homeless and
• 23:04
  Speaker 11: staying with a friend. The friend said that this girl
• 23:08
  Speaker 11: is dating me because I have a house. How do
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: I tell if she really likes me or if she's
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: just really needs a house.
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: She needs well, just speaking as a homeless person who
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: needed a house former home. Yeah, theated several people who
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: had apartments. As a matter of fact, anybody I talked
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: who had an apartment very experienced, was in love with
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: each one of them too, fell in love deeply, madly.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, oh my god, you have a key, Oh
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: my god, a wonderful thing. Oh you know, brouh.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: Of course that's going to have something to do with it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: But why don't you just take your time, let us
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: stay over there at her friend's house, you know, and
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: just work through some time and get to know the
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: persons could have just fell on some hard times and
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: you know, don't need to.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: You know, some uplift.
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: Just make sure that when you ride in on this
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: white horse that you're on right now, and to rescue
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: the damsel in distress. That the damsel in distress really
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: wants you. Now, she does want some help. She's that's
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: a need. I mean, come on, man, when you out
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: and you see some help coming, it's it could be
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: a people look at that as a blessing from God.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: So just got to get to know her better. But
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: leave over that. Don't move in right away.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: Don't do that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Don't don't do that.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, celo, what are some of
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: the signs that she's just in it for his house?
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: Well, when she come over, she keeps touching stuff. You
• 24:51
  Speaker 8: see that a lot, and she rubbing her hands on it. Judge,
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: tell me who this dies? You know where you get
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: this from?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Your comfort?
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: I like this, you know.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And here you know, spranging on the bed with her
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: hands for she sitting on it.
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: You know, stuff like that, you know, checking thefrigerator to
• 25:09
  Speaker 8: see if the don't make noise when it opened, and
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: stuff like that, you know, counting the steps and all
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: this here's tall and stuff like that.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Watch out for that landing, all right, Moving on to Angie.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: It's some nice windows, you know. You gotta watch stuff
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: like that when you get the curtains from when ye're
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: doing all that in yes, oh throw rugs if she's
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: impressed by a lot of little simple stuff like anybody
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: never came over your house and said, astrays you know
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: stuff or out of it?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 25:45
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Just wanted to know those signs.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Are when all your chairs go back like this.
• 25:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Angie in Hydesville.
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: Angie writes, I have a twenty five minute commute to
• 25:58
  Speaker 11: work and my tire was yesterday. My neighbor was headed
• 26:02
  Speaker 11: out and offered me a ride. His wife called me
• 26:05
  Speaker 11: midday telling me that I should have asked her first.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Her husband offered So is that on him or on me?
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: Well, it's on them because see they don't have a
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: real understanding. The wife is dumping it on you, but
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: she really need to be. He gonna go out there
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: and take this next old neighbor to work. He should
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: have walked back in that house. And when they's sweetie,
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: I went outside her neighbor flat. I'm gonna ask her
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: does she need ride to work? Is that cool with you?
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Like that.
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: Every man knows what will be a problem for his
• 26:46
  Speaker 8: lady every man knows, and helping another lady gonna be
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: a damn number one across their street at the grocery store.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Chick, you know all this here, bad groke grocer fall
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: out on hand.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: Why are you breaking all this up when you when
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: when when you the bag boy down in the grocery stuff?
• 27:07
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 27:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, so the wife should have taken this up with
• 27:10
  Speaker 11: her husband. You're saying, absolutely all right. Moving on to
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: Carrie and Tulsa, Carrie writes, my husband and I used
• 27:18
  Speaker 11: to do the switcher.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Let's just say what I'm thinking. What the lady should
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: say is to the lad look, I apologize.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't think anything of it. I thought
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: he had cleared it with you. Yeah, and then you
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: out of it. But it definitely won't happen again.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Shareda what Sharita though, name in a you know.
• 27:43
  Speaker 14: If your name ends an A?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, carlove, yes, carl yeah, yeah, yeah, what I said different.
• 27:54
  Speaker 15: That's right, like sometimes, don't put that on me, Carrie, Carrie,
• 28:03
  Speaker 15: and like that.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: I don't mean it like that you want to do over.
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: No, no, that long, go ahead. I didn't mean it
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: like great radio. She acts like he Okay, the one
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: know what you meant.
• 28:17
  Speaker 11: Though, Carrie, Carrie and tells He says, my husband and
• 28:21
  Speaker 11: I used to do the switcheroo with a white couple.
• 28:24
  Speaker 11: The guy is turning sixty soon and wants to celebrate
• 28:27
  Speaker 11: with a swingers party. My husband is all for it,
• 28:30
  Speaker 11: But I'm not that girl anymore. Do I owe it
• 28:33
  Speaker 11: to my husband to attend the party or.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Not get on in there? Let me tell you something.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: If you go in there, it ain't gonna be the same.
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: No.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Now, oh wait, how.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Does she say the were he's turning sixty soon?
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, everybody in that swinging gonna look different. Now, everybody
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: in that swinging and look like they don't swung.
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Just know that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: All this what you did at thirty, it looked different
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: at sixty. I'm just telling you.
• 29:06
  Speaker 8: And he thinks he want to go in Ever he
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: don't know though, or you're gonna get in there and
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: be surprised.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So does she owe it to her husband to go
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: or should she?
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: No?
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Just let me ask y'all something. Have y'all seen the
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: people y'all went to school.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: With reunions and stuff? High school reunions. Yeah on the Facebook, as.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: We say, yes, ain't you one always going. I was
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: at a reunion and swore I was talking talking to
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: the teacher. Mat we come out and eighty five together.
• 29:46
  Speaker 11: That's thought, what, man, those gonna be a little different
• 29:53
  Speaker 11: at sixty I.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Talked to a dude for seven minutes. No idea who
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: this man was.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: At that time.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Back Roger, I'm so glad you remembered me, I said, Broderick.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: From high school.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: Fela.
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 30:17
  Speaker 11: some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:24
  Speaker 5: Well, Steve.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: Vice President Jady Vance has been in a hot seat
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: over an alleged leaked audio recording of him expressing his
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: frustrations over Elon Musk's involvement in US politics since Trump
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: was sworn in as president. Now you called this, but
• 30:41
  Speaker 11: take a listen.
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: Said he's.
• 31:08
  Speaker 9: He's just great. I remember that the horts on the
• 31:14
  Speaker 9: grease and she has the potcastic and an important one
• 31:27
  Speaker 9: in this.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Situation in her exactly.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: He's, Oh, yeah, I think that's him.
• 31:40
  Speaker 16: Sounds like to me, Yeah, we forgot you were the
• 31:45
  Speaker 16: vice president, dude.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we thought it was muss Yeah, yeah, yeah, he
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: got you looking bad. Yeah, ah, but when he made
• 31:53
  Speaker 8: Trump look bad.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you call this one, Steve Long, that's not because.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: That's how they are. That's how they are.
• 32:02
  Speaker 8: Now, what I'm really trying to figure out is how
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: bad is Tesla really doing. I'm hearing so much self,
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: that was a twelve percent gain in the start, highest
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: bounced back since Donald Trump took presidency. Then I'm hearing
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: this eight hundred billion dollar wipeout going on eight hundred billion.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Man, what and you heard their like destroying Tesla's and
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: stuff like that.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Now that right there, I don't agree with you.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: Look, you don't like the man, that's fine, But burning
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: and destroying Tesla's that don't make no damn sense, especially
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: if you Democrat or whatever. You should have voted and
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: you should have had some of playing in place. Setting
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: man cars on fire too, damn late.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're yeah because of the tariffs.
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and you're gonna go to jail. They gonna catch
• 32:51
  Speaker 8: you as they're gonna get your on film.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: So well.
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: The VP's communications director stated that the recording is it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 11: not real.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: She's saying this is.
• 33:03
  Speaker 11: Speculations rose over it possibly being AI generated audio.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Sounded like him.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, had a TV on in the background.
• 33:16
  Speaker 14: Show All right, conversation, right, you really feel well?
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: All I gotta do is appear together and say they're great.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: All this here?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lie, all right?
• 33:34
  Speaker 11: Moving on, Dentel Washington and Jake Gillenhall have broken a
• 33:38
  Speaker 11: Broadway box office record with Othello.
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: Uh.
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: It is now.
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: Broadway's top grossing play of all time, with over two
• 33:46
  Speaker 11: point eight million dollars generated over eight preview performances. Yes,
• 33:52
  Speaker 11: Broadways Barrymore Theater was buzzing with celebrities this past Sunday
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: for Othello's opening night. Former President Joe Biden, doctor Jill By,
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: j Lona Long, Samuel L. Jackson, Angela Bassett, Coleman Domingo,
• 34:04
  Speaker 11: Candy Burris.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Who she and her husband produced the show. Of course
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: they're co producers on that.
• 34:11
  Speaker 11: Other celebrities were uh huh Candy Yeah, from the Real
• 34:14
  Speaker 11: Housewives of Atlanta.
• 34:15
  Speaker 16: Yeah, and she's not awive.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, she's producing. Yeah.
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: You better go girl, Uh you know me, yeah, uh yeah.
• 34:27
  Speaker 11: A lot of celebrities spotted on the red carpet for
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: this one. So, Steve, you have any plans or do
• 34:32
  Speaker 11: you have no plans to catch Denzil on Broadway.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Love is any singing? N Othello?
• 34:40
  Speaker 14: That's a Tommy question.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't think so.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, is this a music Shakespeare?
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Huh uh huh?
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know, and Desdemona bet him out to the show.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: I'll go get some dinner. You know, we could go Fences.
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: I went, I went and saw Fences.
• 34:59
  Speaker 16: Yeah, with starr Rington South you could see a fellow
• 35:03
  Speaker 16: Tommy give him a line or two.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Since you're the actor on the show. Mmmm, I will
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: wear my heart up on my sleeve for dolls to
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: pack at. I am not what I am? Yeah, see
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: right there, now, I let me see if they're going huh.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: What do that means?
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Congratlations to them?
• 35:28
  Speaker 7: Huh?
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Why what are you talking about? No, I'll be in
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: there talking loud. And why are you talking like this?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Because it's Shakespeare?
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: All right?
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on.
• 35:51
  Speaker 11: Finally, if you're a fan of Magic Strip Magic City
• 35:55
  Speaker 11: Strip Club in Atlanta, this is for you. There is
• 35:57
  Speaker 11: a five part docuseries on Magic City. It's coming to
• 36:01
  Speaker 11: Stars this summer. It's called Magic City and American Fantasy.
• 36:05
  Speaker 11: It is described as a riveting behind the curtain look
• 36:09
  Speaker 11: at one of the most unique places in Black culture.
• 36:12
  Speaker 11: This series is unprecedented. It gives you unprecedented insider access
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: in history by those who helped build the empire, like
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: Atlanta native Jermaine Dupree, Rapper Drake's Dream Crew Entertainment. They
• 36:26
  Speaker 11: are producing the docuseries and you think people are going
• 36:29
  Speaker 11: to be scared of this doc like they were of Freakning.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: No, they're going to have to blur. The faces.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: Look like a bunch of next walking around. I ain't
• 36:45
  Speaker 8: been around since the nineties. Oh, the last time I
• 36:48
  Speaker 8: went to Magic City was probably like ninety one.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: I saw a preview of it.
• 36:56
  Speaker 11: Oh, beginning, you will need real ID to board commercial flights.
• 37:04
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  Speaker 11: or another acceptable form of identification like a passport to
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• 38:01
  Speaker 11: state issue driver's license or ID card that meets federal
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: security standards.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's all it is.
• 38:08
  Speaker 11: The Real ID Act of two thousand and five was
• 38:11
  Speaker 11: enacted after the nine to eleven terrorist attacks to enhance
• 38:15
  Speaker 11: security surrounding IDs used at airports and other federal facilities.
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: If you don't have a real ID by May seventh
• 38:22
  Speaker 11: of this year, or another acceptable form of ID, you
• 38:26
  Speaker 11: may not be allowed to get on any of these
• 38:28
  Speaker 11: commercial flights. If you don't have your real ID, you
• 38:32
  Speaker 11: can use your passport to travel, but it strongly suggested
• 38:35
  Speaker 11: that you get the real ID driver's license or ID card.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: This is what you got to do.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: This they've been using this.
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, they got like if you're an immigrant, they
• 38:47
  Speaker 8: have like drivers or they have IDs.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: That they can use and stuff like that.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know, yeah, I.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Know a guy that travels with his green card.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. So Now, a.
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: Pilot on U ninety the other day had to turn
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: the plane around because he ain't had no pants for him.
• 39:07
  Speaker 15: The pilot nobody checked him when he got on.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well he was going to work.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: He probably.
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: We need some information though, Yeah, well yeah, they you
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: gotta hit the pilot gotta have it because he got
• 39:23
  Speaker 8: a radio all that information.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Therefore they allow him to land.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so there ain't no ain't no sitting on the
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: ground and then talking about that you can't get off
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: the plane. No, no, no, no, you're not landing.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: So this all takes place May seventh. You don't have
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: much time May seven.
• 39:39
  Speaker 12: That's the people on Spirit that ain't got no ID.
• 39:41
  Speaker 12: I know who ain't got that idea. There's the people
• 39:43
  Speaker 12: over there fighting over there in front of the Spirit there.
• 39:45
  Speaker 12: That's the way he got But.
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: They needed you is stop all this flying and you
• 39:48
  Speaker 8: ain't got real luggage. That's what you need on these plans,
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: real luggage. Damn a real ID. You need real luggage.
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: All these garbage bags taped up, all these club. Those
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: baskets with duct tape on them. But that's what you know,
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: that don't fit in overhead. Now you gotta take clothes
• 40:07
  Speaker 8: out and leave it in the lobby.
• 40:09
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: We did all of you.
• 40:13
  Speaker 8: Man, You ever been on you ever been past one
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: of the what we've been paired one of them airlines
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: and take off one of them po as airlines. I
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: just shy, and you used to see the stuff. You
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: just see stuff in there in the lobby that you
• 40:24
  Speaker 8: will never see. Just one shoe, head of cabbage. I
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: saw Jamaica. I take off one tail man. It was
• 40:36
  Speaker 8: so much stuff in that love when they when they
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: finally bought it, that plane. The stuff they left in
• 40:41
  Speaker 8: the lobby, man crazy.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Just a pair of pants one leg on.
• 40:54
  Speaker 11: At thirty four minutes after, a listener wrote in to
• 40:57
  Speaker 11: show some love for the morning crew, especially the fellas.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that right after this. You're listening to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: All right, guys, So this is a note from an
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: anonymous listener on Steve BARBFM. She wrote into show us
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: some love, especially Steve, Tommy and Junior. It says, dear Auntie,
• 41:17
  Speaker 11: Shirley and Uncle Steve. I am a young and beautiful
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: twenty six year old woman. I listened to the station
• 41:23
  Speaker 11: daily and decided to try and see if my letter
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: would be read, because, like Tommy says, you never know,
• 41:29
  Speaker 11: it could be yours. This is not really a letter,
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: but a note of praise for the men on the show.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Junior.
• 41:37
  Speaker 11: Boy, keep me laughing and make me not miss you
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: as much when you have to go away for another job.
• 41:44
  Speaker 11: I know you work hard. That's why you're my favorite uncle. Sidebar,
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: Is Tommy your real kin folk or is that a joke?
• 41:52
  Speaker 11: Junior looks more like you than Tommy. They're both handsome.
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: That's crazy. They're both hands that's crazy. They're both handsome.
• 42:05
  Speaker 11: But I don't date older men yet. Okay, and I
• 42:09
  Speaker 11: just want to say hello and that I love everyone, Aunt,
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: Carla and Sureley.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: I know you have fun at work.
• 42:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah it was okay, yeah yeah yeah, she said
• 42:22
  Speaker 11: it right here on Shirley and Carla, I know you
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: have fun at work. Please don't read on the air
• 42:28
  Speaker 11: until Uncle Steve is back. I want to come to
• 42:31
  Speaker 11: Los Angeles to meet you all soon.
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Peace. We ain't in l A. I still know number
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: were all over the place. Yeah, we're everywhere. But let
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: me kill clear a couple of things now.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: She says, Junior boy looks looks more like you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Better, that's better. That's just crazy, did.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: I she was a slip of the tongue.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Come out or not?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: We will find his truth, she said, sidebar. Is Tommy
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: your real folk?
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Or is that a job? I wish it was a joke.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, I wish it was a joke.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Jr.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Looks more like you, Steve than see.
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: Now that's where you lost your mind. No, Junior looks
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: you seen junior hairline.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: They're both handsome, but I don't yet.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: That's what you don't date older men twenty six She
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: talking about y'all. I'm I'm old enough to be her
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: damn granddad. They're both handsome. I just don't date older men,
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: you know, coming predated. It's okay, but it's coming, though, sweet,
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: I don't worry about it.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Maybe not now.
• 43:47
  Speaker 14: They're married.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: So Tommy's mad though.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I'm tellous.
• 43:57
  Speaker 14: Don't you ever give up?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: How I look like Junior? That's what the whole letter was.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: That mad about that?
• 44:08
  Speaker 14: Well, let's see, Junior, take your hat off, take your
• 44:10
  Speaker 14: hat off.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: You gotta wash this wash hold your hold on tight man?
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Or exactly kind of? Let's see well the favorite, well,
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: the favorite?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Why you mad?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: I'm just adding what you see that that you see favor?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I said better?
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Why did you turn your head all the way to
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: the side called where is the faith head?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: This was a nice letter to you guys.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Jr.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Head is then, Peanut eminem's.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: His head shape?
• 44:44
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: The hold one in your hand, Peanut Junior.
• 44:48
  Speaker 14: Do you think you look like your uncle Steve?
• 44:50
  Speaker 17: Absolutely that ain't him, damn uncle. I look exactly like him.
• 44:55
  Speaker 17: First of all, I don't look like Tommy. I don't
• 44:58
  Speaker 17: do that out the way. But if I'm going you
• 45:01
  Speaker 17: absolutely you know I.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Need that.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I absolutely need to look like him. Hey, hey, hey, hey,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: as a fellow sick ass person, do you need to
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: do better?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Big people? Unite?
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: Things come together? Man, all I got so many damn
• 45:21
  Speaker 8: stitches in my mouth right now. You feel raggedy man.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Bottom line is she enjoys the show. She really enjoys
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: the men on the show. That's the bottom line. Yeah,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: and she's happy that you're back. Stick man.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Hello to the aunties.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: YEA, live with you for listening.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Sweet oh ass, Uncle drunk Junior.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: All right, coming up, and as it is, the nephew
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: with the day's crank phone call. Right after this.
• 46:00
  Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: letter for today and the subject is is he sweet
• 46:10
  Speaker 11: or tart? We'll get into that find out what that's
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: all about in just a few because right now the
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: nephew is waiting in the wings with today's prank phone call.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: What you got for his nef?
• 46:21
  Speaker 12: You know what, We're gonna take somebody kids today. This
• 46:24
  Speaker 12: is adoption Wait what Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take somebody kids.
• 46:28
  Speaker 12: We're gonna call this man let him know we're coming
• 46:30
  Speaker 12: down there to pick him up. Yeah, and so it's
• 46:33
  Speaker 12: time for adoption agency. We're fin to pick up the
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: kid and let him know we're coming through. And that's
• 46:37
  Speaker 12: that's when you call a black man.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Well here it is. Take a listen, cat dog if
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: you would. Adoption agents.
• 46:45
  Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Yeah, this is
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: he Clarence.
• 46:49
  Speaker 13: How you doing man?
• 46:49
  Speaker 10: This is Robert, Robert. We were trying to get a
• 46:52
  Speaker 10: schedule with you. Guys, maybe we can swing through and
• 46:56
  Speaker 10: pick up little Clarence. I guess around six, if you
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: guys are available out six.
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: Uh okay, hey, what do you mean picking up little Clarence.
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: Well, we got the we got the call that we
• 47:06
  Speaker 10: can come and actually pick up Clarence and and and
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: take him with us if you guys packed this things
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: up yet, man got the call from who that you
• 47:14
  Speaker 10: can come pick him up.
• 47:15
  Speaker 13: I don't know nothing about this.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: Well, my name is Robert, Robert and my wife and
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: I got the call that we could do. You not
• 47:22
  Speaker 10: know about us adopting little Clarence? Oh what the adopting who? Okay,
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: wait a minute, are you guys that are you guys
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: that drive?
• 47:32
  Speaker 13: Uh? Yeah, that's that's my address. But uh, what what
• 47:35
  Speaker 13: you're talking about? You're gonna come take my son from you?
• 47:37
  Speaker 10: Okay, but your son is two years old?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 47:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah, he's what you would you come to pick up
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: my son?
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: And what is his agency's number?
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 47:46
  Speaker 10: Well the agency told us that what adoption agency. They've
• 47:51
  Speaker 10: got all our information, We've we've filled out all the paperwork,
• 47:54
  Speaker 10: and you guys aren't aware that that we're supposed to
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: come there today to pick him up.
• 47:58
  Speaker 18: Well, no, what what oormation?
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: You said?
• 48:00
  Speaker 10: As well?
• 48:01
  Speaker 13: How to get my information?
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: I'm not sure. We we've got uh pictures of Clarence
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: and and uh you know my wife is actually going
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: out and bought balloons and everything and and and we
• 48:11
  Speaker 10: were gonna come through. They told us anytime today, so
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: we felt maybe like around six pm we come get it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 13: But no, you ain't coming here to pick up no clans.
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: I'll tell you that right now.
• 48:20
  Speaker 10: Okay, wait wait a minute, now this this this, I mean,
• 48:24
  Speaker 10: this can't be happening. Okay, wait a minute, Oh what's happening?
• 48:28
  Speaker 10: You're you're you're you're clear, senior? Correct, Yes, I am.
• 48:32
  Speaker 10: And you don't know anything about us to come over
• 48:34
  Speaker 10: there to pick the baby up.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: We don't know.
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: I don't know about this.
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: See what's the misplace adoption ations?
• 48:41
  Speaker 13: We bring you my information and how they get my information?
• 48:44
  Speaker 13: Come pick up my son.
• 48:46
  Speaker 10: I don't know that, sir. All I know is is, uh,
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: we bought a car seat where where you know my
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: wife has bought balloons?
• 48:53
  Speaker 13: Man, I don't care y'all bought a car seat, balloons,
• 48:56
  Speaker 13: hot jail whatever. You ain't come to get my son.
• 48:59
  Speaker 10: Okay, sir. I mean, what I'm not gonna do is
• 49:02
  Speaker 10: tell my wife that we're not coming to get Clarence
• 49:04
  Speaker 10: Junior today.
• 49:05
  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, y'all, you're gonna have to tell her that
• 49:06
  Speaker 13: because you ain't coming here to pick.
• 49:08
  Speaker 10: Up my son, sir, sir from with the paperwork that
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: I have. Clarence is actually my son.
• 49:12
  Speaker 13: Now, man, you ain't your paperwork. You ain't coming here
• 49:15
  Speaker 13: to pick up my son.
• 49:17
  Speaker 10: Sir, Clarence Junior is mine. I'm actually gonna change his
• 49:20
  Speaker 10: name to Robert.
• 49:21
  Speaker 13: So I'm like here, you are, come on over me
• 49:24
  Speaker 13: if you want to come on over here. I'm waiting
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: for you. I'm standing in that way right now.
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: Okay, well, wait a minute. The adoption agency tell us
• 49:31
  Speaker 10: that you guys are not doing well financial financial? Are
• 49:34
  Speaker 10: you working? No?
• 49:35
  Speaker 18: I ain't working.
• 49:36
  Speaker 13: They got doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid of
• 49:38
  Speaker 13: my son just because I ain't working.
• 49:40
  Speaker 10: Okay, but boy, but so in other words, you're not
• 49:42
  Speaker 10: you're not able to provide for him.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: From what I understand, my son.
• 49:46
  Speaker 13: Ain't this No mean he got clothes on his back,
• 49:48
  Speaker 13: he got a roof over his head. Man, I'm not
• 49:50
  Speaker 13: you ain't coming really pick up my son I don't
• 49:52
  Speaker 13: care what I got to do. Man, I go out
• 49:54
  Speaker 13: cut glasses. I make money on the side of washing
• 49:56
  Speaker 13: cars and everything.
• 49:57
  Speaker 10: Okay, okay, you about to come here and get my son,
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: But don't you think he deserves a better home.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: I don't know what the but the screw up is.
• 50:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize
• 50:06
  Speaker 10: with you so you can understand why.
• 50:08
  Speaker 13: Me and my wife asks Jews, you ain't coming to
• 50:10
  Speaker 13: get my son. He ain't a big home right now.
• 50:12
  Speaker 13: I love my son. You ain't telling him nowhere. I'm
• 50:14
  Speaker 13: telling you. I'm right hanging and down way.
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: Come on over here, sir. I don't want to go
• 50:18
  Speaker 10: back and forth, but I am. Me and my wife
• 50:19
  Speaker 10: are coming to get Clarience today.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: Okay, come on, come on. I'm waiting for you. I'm
• 50:24
  Speaker 13: not already third about two three times. Come on, I'll
• 50:26
  Speaker 13: be waiting right here.
• 50:27
  Speaker 10: I guarantee you, sir. I don't want any altercations when
• 50:29
  Speaker 10: I get there. I just want Clarence to get in
• 50:32
  Speaker 10: the car and me and my wife are gonna take
• 50:33
  Speaker 10: him to his new home.
• 50:34
  Speaker 13: When you get here, it's gonna be one hell of
• 50:36
  Speaker 13: an altercasion. So you might gonna come to law. Whoever's
• 50:38
  Speaker 13: gonna come with you, bring my doccination too, so I
• 50:41
  Speaker 13: can whoop that too.
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: You know what, man, if you was to be able
• 50:44
  Speaker 10: to provide for your family, wouldn't nobody be trying to
• 50:46
  Speaker 10: adopt your child? The problem is that you can't take
• 50:48
  Speaker 10: care of your family. Now, I'm me and my wife
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: coming over there and we coming to get Clarence Junior.
• 50:54
  Speaker 13: You ain't coming down here and get my child. Man,
• 50:56
  Speaker 13: you get down here. I'm you ain't your wife up?
• 50:59
  Speaker 13: How about wait? Well you gonna do what to my wife? Well,
• 51:01
  Speaker 13: I don't hear women.
• 51:02
  Speaker 18: But I'm gonna tell you right now, you and your
• 51:04
  Speaker 18: wife gonna come down here. I'm gonna help.
• 51:06
  Speaker 8: Both of you.
• 51:07
  Speaker 13: Anybody come down here. So I took my child.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: About a mile they're gonna up.
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: To I'm coming to get it. I got to do
• 51:14
  Speaker 10: what I got.
• 51:15
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't coming down
• 51:17
  Speaker 13: here getting my son. You your wife. I'm telling you,
• 51:20
  Speaker 13: nobody's gonna come here and tell me I disappoint My
• 51:23
  Speaker 13: wife is at my mother. I don't know how you
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: got my all dress.
• 51:26
  Speaker 18: I don't care what the age.
• 51:28
  Speaker 13: See what you got going through or whatever going on.
• 51:30
  Speaker 13: But I'm telling right now you come down here.
• 51:32
  Speaker 18: I don't y'all up.
• 51:33
  Speaker 10: I don't want to disappoint my wife. Now, just ain't
• 51:36
  Speaker 10: we coming in here.
• 51:36
  Speaker 18: I'm gonna give up disappointment. You want disappoint I don't
• 51:40
  Speaker 18: get about that right.
• 51:41
  Speaker 13: Now, But you ain't about to take my solo. I'm
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: gonna come and get him out dead out. And I
• 51:45
  Speaker 13: have told my wife I was coming here, and man,
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: I'm telling man, you better tell your wife you come
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: here and drive away. I'm gonna be sitting right here
• 51:52
  Speaker 13: waiting for him and the last one. Y'all up every
• 51:55
  Speaker 13: last morning. I don't care who he brings. You can
• 51:57
  Speaker 13: bring the President Obama and I'm gonna too.
• 52:00
  Speaker 10: You ain't finna do now. You ain't finna do.
• 52:01
  Speaker 13: You ain't finish to set myself out of the house.
• 52:03
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna tall riding down everybody getting I'm any gonna
• 52:07
  Speaker 13: do it.
• 52:07
  Speaker 10: Let you know this, I'm coming to get Claris Junior.
• 52:10
  Speaker 18: You ain't got nothing to tell me.
• 52:11
  Speaker 10: You don't let me know.
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: I'm letting you know.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Ride now.
• 52:14
  Speaker 18: You better come here with the corner and everybody because
• 52:17
  Speaker 18: I'm about you up.
• 52:18
  Speaker 13: You gonna leave here with a come on, let me
• 52:21
  Speaker 13: tell you something.
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you something. You get his clothes got
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: so he can get him in here of a better life.
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: He's not living a good life there. You get here.
• 52:29
  Speaker 18: I'm talking you about six seven eight time blame little
• 52:32
  Speaker 18: mydn mall when i'm you and everybody whoever you bring
• 52:36
  Speaker 18: down her up?
• 52:37
  Speaker 13: You trying to you know who else I'm bringing with me,
• 52:40
  Speaker 13: cause I'm bringing somebody. You you better bring an army
• 52:43
  Speaker 13: and say what it better be a army to come
• 52:45
  Speaker 13: down here and get my son about the house.
• 52:48
  Speaker 10: I'm I'm bringing nephew Tommy with me. I'm bringing nephew
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: Timmy from the Steve Harvey mort itself with me. Oh man, lad,
• 53:01
  Speaker 10: this is Timmy. Man, this is his nephew.
• 53:03
  Speaker 18: Talk man, man, I'm not everybody out here.
• 53:08
  Speaker 10: Then come down and taking my brother Nay Benjamin got
• 53:11
  Speaker 10: me to get you dog.
• 53:12
  Speaker 13: Oh man, See that got family get step See next
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: time I see him is on.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 53:18
  Speaker 10: That was a good one. That, oh man. Alright, proa
• 53:21
  Speaker 10: tell me one more thing, man. What's the baddest that
• 53:23
  Speaker 10: I mean, the baddest radio show.
• 53:24
  Speaker 12: In the land, The Stems All the Morning Show me, y'all, okay,
• 53:29
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  Speaker 11: Thank you for your subject. Is he sweet or tart?
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  Speaker 11: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married nine years and this
• 56:33
  Speaker 11: man is a trip. If we're around other people, he
• 56:37
  Speaker 11: calls me sweetie or bay. If we're at home, he
• 56:40
  Speaker 11: calls me by my first name or my maiden name.
• 56:43
  Speaker 11: If I lean over to kiss him at home, he
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: tells me to stop with all of the mushy stuff,
• 56:48
  Speaker 11: but the minute we're out with friends, his hands are
• 56:51
  Speaker 11: all over me. So I guess you're asking why I'm worried.
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: If he does public displays of affection, it bothers me
• 56:58
  Speaker 11: because it's so different.
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  Speaker 2: At home.
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  Speaker 11: I have sex whenever he wants to have sex, but
• 57:03
  Speaker 11: all of the romance is out of it. I have
• 57:05
  Speaker 11: a twenty one year old son from a previous marriage,
• 57:08
  Speaker 11: and I have a twenty eight year old son from
• 57:11
  Speaker 11: a previous marriage, and he and my husband are close.
• 57:14
  Speaker 11: My son told me that my husband advised him not
• 57:16
  Speaker 11: to get married until he's fifty because it's downhill after that.
• 57:21
  Speaker 11: I can't ask my husband what he meant by it,
• 57:23
  Speaker 11: because my son told me I better not say a word.
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  Speaker 11: I did have a talk with my husband about getting
• 57:28
  Speaker 11: the spark back into our marriage, and he said he'd
• 57:31
  Speaker 11: be happier if I stopped shopping. I told him to
• 57:35
  Speaker 11: try again, because that's not going to happen. I told
• 57:39
  Speaker 11: him we could stop going out to eat so much.
• 57:42
  Speaker 11: He said he'd help me with all the cooking, so
• 57:44
  Speaker 11: he has dinner ready throughout the week. We'd had sloppy
• 57:47
  Speaker 11: Joe's hot dogs, cheesesteak sandwiches, and a lot of spaghetti. Lately,
• 57:52
  Speaker 11: I can't keep doing that, But I also don't want
• 57:55
  Speaker 11: him to feel like I'm not appreciative. The other night,
• 57:58
  Speaker 11: when we were out at a party, he told our
• 58:00
  Speaker 11: friends that we have romantic dinners at home during the week,
• 58:03
  Speaker 11: compliments of him. How can he be so sweet? How
• 58:06
  Speaker 11: can he be sweet when we're in public in tart
• 58:08
  Speaker 11: when we're at home. Could this be a lull in
• 58:11
  Speaker 11: our marriage or a phase that I don't know about?
• 58:13
  Speaker 11: Please help? Well, you know, I think it's both. I
• 58:17
  Speaker 11: think it's definitely a lull and a sign he's not
• 58:22
  Speaker 11: happy and you're not happy. The crazy part is that
• 58:25
  Speaker 11: you talk to him about getting the spark back into
• 58:27
  Speaker 11: your marriage, and what did he say? He said he'd
• 58:30
  Speaker 11: be happier if you stopped shopping. He gave you the answer.
• 58:34
  Speaker 11: You weren't trying to hear it. How can Steve and
• 58:37
  Speaker 11: I help you if you already know the answer and
• 58:39
  Speaker 11: you just refused to do it. You said, stopping shopping
• 58:42
  Speaker 11: is not going to happen. You told him that when
• 58:45
  Speaker 11: he said what he said. He's even compromising with you
• 58:48
  Speaker 11: by helping you with the meals, but you completely dismissed
• 58:51
  Speaker 11: what he said. So why did you even bother to
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: ask him? I mean, do you really want a solution here?
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: I mean, I love shopping like so many women, like
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: most women, and most of the time I don't even
• 59:03
  Speaker 11: need this stuff I buy. But if it becomes a
• 59:05
  Speaker 11: problem in my marriage like it is in yours right now,
• 59:08
  Speaker 11: I'm going to at least consider what he's saying. You
• 59:11
  Speaker 11: won't even try. I mean, maybe he's worried about money,
• 59:14
  Speaker 11: or maybe he's worried about the future and you're spending
• 59:17
  Speaker 11: too much.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Right now, there is talk of a recession. I'm sure
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: you've heard that if you watch the news.
• 59:22
  Speaker 11: So before you just shut him down entirely, I think
• 59:26
  Speaker 11: you should try to communicate more with your husband to
• 59:29
  Speaker 11: find out exactly what the problem is and work toward
• 59:31
  Speaker 11: a solution in this. You don't want to lose everything.
• 59:34
  Speaker 11: Maybe you guys need some therapy, couple's therapy, marriage therapy.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Steve, you know what.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: These types of letters. It's just.
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  Speaker 8: You've been married for nine years. This man is a
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: trip when you're around other people. You sweety pie, honey bunch,
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: love bug. All this he'll be you at home, he
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: called you by your first name or your maiden name.
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  Speaker 8: So if your name is Diane and he call you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: Diane at home, what the hell he posts a car
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: baby or your maiden name Wilson, Wilson. Yeah, I'm finna
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: tell you what's wrong with this. If I lean over
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: the kiss him at home, stop all that mushy stuff.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: But the moment we are with our friends, his hands
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: all over me. So the lady said, I guess you
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: ask him. Why am I worried about it? If he
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: always does public displays or affection, Well, she said, just
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: bother her, cause it's different at home.
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  Speaker 2: Now here's the key in this.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: Nothing.
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  Speaker 8: I have sex whenever he wants to have sex, but
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 8: all of the romance is out of it.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's just stop him. You all don't
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: like each other no more. That's all this is.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: Y'all just don't like each other no more. He love
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: each other. That's why he has the public displays of affection.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: This is my wife. I love her, this my girl,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: and he's putting on the show or front. That's why
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 8: when he tell people that, you know, we have romantic
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: dinners at home, he cooking, but y'all don't like.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Each other no more, and it's all because of money.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you something, ladies, and we're gonna do
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: a reenactment when we come back, where Shirley is gonna
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: ask me all types of questions, and I'm gonna show
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: you how disgruntle husband answers any question she might ask.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: Caller can join into any question at all, any I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: don't care what the question in any subject, children any
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: but this is all about money.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: See when a.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: Man feels a man feels disheartened watching money go out
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: the dough.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: The way he feels about you, because he's equated.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: He's equated his contribution to the marriage and his love
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: for you with the money that he makes and brings
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: in the house to provide. When he see it just
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 8: going out the door, he thinks his provision portion is
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: being taken for granted. Now, you may not like that answer,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: but that's what it is. And then when he told
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: you he'd like it if you would shop less, you said, okay,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: give me something else, because that ain't gonna happen. And
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: then he goes right back to okay, cool.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 11: Hang on, Steve, hang on, we'll have part two of
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 11: Steve's response coming up and reenactment on Today's Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 11: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 11: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 11: The subject is he sweet or chart?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: Here's a man and who is a woman who thinks
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: her husband is a trip. He's a sweetheart at home,
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: and I mean he's a sweetheart in public, but at
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: home he calls her by her first name on her
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: maiden name she tried to lean over and kiss him.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: He said, gone, stop with all this mushy stumb.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: He had a conversation with his son in law, stepson,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: who is she has a twenty eight year old son
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: from a other marriage. They're closely. They having a conversation.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: One time.
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  Speaker 8: He tells her twenty eight year old son, wait till
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: you fifty to get married, because it's all downhill after that.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: Then you won't know what he mean by that.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: It's self explanatory. He's married to your ass and it's downhill.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: And he told your son. You want to say something
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: to him, but your son told you you better not
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: say nothing to him about this. He just trying to
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: pull your coat to the thing, mom, that you are
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 8: doing some things that's dissatisfactory to your husband, and your
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: son then brought it to your attention.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: He didn't come in there and tell you that your
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: husband was jacked up.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: He went and said that he told him to wait
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: till he was fifty before he got married, because it's
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 8: all down heel after that.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Now, why would he tell him that.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: That's because y'all are in a down he'll marriage it's
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: going downhill, you asked him. What was it about. He said,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: he would like it better if you spent less money shopping.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: You said that ain't gonna happen. So what else you got?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: No, he told you what the problem is.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 8: And ladies, whether you like it or not, a man
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 8: feels disheartened when the money that he makes is going
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: out the door. And it seems like, in a way
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: of fashion, that he has no say so in see
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: you personally shopping and all like that. He doesn't have
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: a say so in it. But y'all constantly needing more money.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 8: So then you said, maybe y'all could quit eating now
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 8: as much. He said, okay, So now he cooking at
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: the house. You know, he treats you good in public,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: but at home, he ain't gonna be fronting at the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: house because you at the house tripping. It's about this money.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: Now this runs over into everything. So now she he
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: done told your son wait till he's fifty. Your son
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: came and told you and then told you not to
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: tell him. And now you still want to know what's wrong?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: What's wrong?
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: What part you're not listening to? Everybody told you. So
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 2: now let's do a reenactment.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: This is a disgruntle husband at home and no matter
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: what you bring up, because we're at home now talking.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: These are the types of responses from a disgruntle husband.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 8: This has not been rehearsed. Surely can ask me anything, honeys.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: This sound like rain out There is raining tonight.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: Better hope you don't rain on the roof, because you
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: know we're gonna have some holes in the colleen. Been
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: able to get to move repair kaween got no money
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: for all that, so you better hope you don't rain.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: And here that's why we had leak last time.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 11: What wow, it's right, honey. What do you think about
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 11: breakfast tomorrow? You want pancakes or wasfle pancakes?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: Waffle? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Or you want biscuits?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: Maybe one people who didn't we say we was gonna
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: start having spending dinners at home?
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Uh huh yes, oh oh now you want to.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Eat in the morning?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: Girl?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: You just letting money get away, musk.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: We don't.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: I don't own know what you think going on? Oh
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you are just gruntles. Honey? Did you take the garbage out?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: You know the they collected tomorrow they take.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: A garbage out? Yeah, we ain't got no more money
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: for no more garbage can numbage gone? No garbage can call?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: Who the hell got money for garbage can? Now garbage can.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 13: Wow?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah calling?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 16: All right, honey, can we plan the Easter egg hunt
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 16: for the kids in the neighborhood?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Yay, egg hunt? You better paint your damn potatoes. You
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: know you know what egg calls now?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: It is nine dollars a gallon, nine dollars, nine dollars
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: a damn does We're not finna handle east head counting up?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 8: I'm what you heard right there? Hey, hey, I tell
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: you what you can hunt for? You you you you
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 8: can hunt for Eastaid egg candy. We have jelly bean
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: hunt this year. We have jelly bean hunting. But what
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: we're not finna do it? You're not finna died, No
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: damn eggs up in here.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: That's a hard no. Matter of fact, I don't even
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: know why they have it Easter this year.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 11: Funny, what are we gonna watch on TV tonight? Sever
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 11: you heard about that?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: It looks what that's on Apple TV?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Someone to the streaming serving a streaming Yeah you know
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: some with.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: The monthly subscription.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, girl, by.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: Get on in here, watch the CNN and learn what's
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: going on. We need to be watching CNN. Wait, wait
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: to find out when the egg gonna go down. That's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 8: what we need to be in there doing. Spend no
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: more damn money.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: What else?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 16: Can we go on a double date with that couple
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 16: that just moved in next door and they want to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 16: go to this new five star restaurant?
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: Hell no, we need to get to know these people better.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: You'll go five star with somebody you just met. We
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 8: might not even like.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Getting people right here?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: No, no, theyn come over and get some of these
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: pulking beans out and made a spaghetti as eating.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Please you want to take a plate over the cause
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: we can?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 8: We take a plate over there? We just said we
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: want going out dinner.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: No damn mode.
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  Speaker 2: Heart damn Dane. You all you want to do is
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: spend money?
• 1:09:43
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  Speaker 11: It's like new micacco pneumonia or invasive new micaccle disease.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 11: You're six point four times more likely to get new
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 11: micaccleo pneumonia compared with adulta eighteen to forty nine. It's
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: recommended that people fifty or older get vaccinated. Being sick
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 11: could get between you and the people who rely on you.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 11: So schedule your shot at vassicist dot com. It is
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 11: time now for junior and sports talk.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: What you got junior?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: All right, Shirley.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 17: The Sweet sixteen for the women is sick man and
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 17: also man, we got to say our prayers, send our
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 17: prayers out to Juju Watkin. She tore our acl against
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 17: the Mississippi State. Oh, she is out for the season.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 17: She's having season into surgery. And man, she's such a
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 17: talented person. Man's she's a ballplayer. She a dog got
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 17: that and she's out.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: But they did win.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 17: They won ninety six to fifty nine Mississippi State, and
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 17: they are in the sweet sixteen. Here's your teens for
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 17: the women's South Carolina Texas USC Duke North Carolina State
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 17: tc U U can them girls at l s U
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 17: know the dang Oklahoma, University of North Carolina, Maryland, Kansas State, Ole,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 17: miss and Tennessee.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: That is the Sweet sixteen for the ladies.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Who you feel is a who you feel ball?
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: It is man, well juju out now, Man, I saw
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: that injury. I watched It was four minutes into the game.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: I knew when she went down her reaction, she knew
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 8: something was really really wrong.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 17: Oh yeah, what about your what about your favorite? Who
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 17: you feel now? South Carolina is still the team to
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 17: beat though the champ I.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 8: Mean, I'm I'm always checking for them. YU can't gonna
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: be tough as usual? Ah them Tennessee girls, it's crazy,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: crazy bad you know Yuh. Mississippi got their ass whooped
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 8: though missisippis Mississippi State the.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 6: Nine.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: When you say that, well, that's not not that, that's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: that's Jackson State.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: That's different.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you know what.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 14: Tommy in the men's have you watched some of the
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 14: men's tournament.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I don't watch damn near everything. Hell, I've been sick
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: for your favorite over there up them Florida boys. Man
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: is strong. Everybody got Duke favorite.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: Uh. And it ain't just that Cooper flag boy man.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 8: That brother they got that light skinned brother with the afro. Who, lord,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 8: he'll he a handful man. He Hell, that boy is
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: a notion right there. He he got straight gangster in him.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: But what's that boy that uh Clayton Junior from uh
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: from Florida? Who he's strong with it?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: I love Steve's ball play description.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: With the rad with the headman old right him?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 14: What do you think about University of Houston?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: What do you think about?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 7: Then?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: What u you think about University of Houston?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: They ball it be right? Number one though number one,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: number one, the number one. Know your damn place now, Thank.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 7: You, Junior.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, a wife
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 11: is confused by her husband being helpful to her sister.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 11: She needs some advice. We'll get into it right after this.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 11: This one is from Quinn and Arlington. Quinn says, I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 11: went out with my sister and when I dropped her off,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 11: her husband was in a bad mood and started yelling
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 11: at her. I went home and asked my husband to
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 11: go over there and check things out. He went, and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: after about thirty minutes he called me and said that
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 11: he made my brother in law leave the house and
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 11: go cool off. He said he was going to spend
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 11: the night over there in case my brother in law
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 11: came back home still mad. I told him, no way, Jose,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 11: Why was he travel why was he trying to be
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 11: extra nights and protect my sister?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Was his heart in the right place, That's what she
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: wants to know.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, yeah it was because it
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: could have could have if he wasn't there.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: It sounds like it could have turned into something you know,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 8: he has to do to drive and cool off. That's
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: for a reason, you know too, You know what a
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 8: man is at his breaking point, you say, hey, man,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: look you need to drive off, man before you do
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: something stupid. Now, as far as I don't know what
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: he said.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: To her, but took him thirty minutes.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 8: But all I know is, but for your wife's sake,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 8: I mean, his heart was in the wrong place. But
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: if your wife said that, ain't your bus, you got
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: just drive off go to the house.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: But yeah you can, yeah, she asked him.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: But now, but now she.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 8: Don't want the rest of it. See, that's what the
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: problem is. And if you stay over there, it's gonna
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 8: be a problem at your house. You're trying to help
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: somebody at their house. Got a problem at your house? Yes,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 8: their talking is the sister fine, that's all I'm probably. Yeah,
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 8: there's a strong, strong possibility strong. I'm very strong.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: And she knowed that.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: He was too eager to go over there.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over here now. I'm gonna stay over
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: here tonight in case he comes back.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah righty.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: Oh love like that?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: All right, we have an We have time for another one. Steve.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 11: This one's from India in Jersey City, India says, I
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 11: was leaving my side dude's house and I grabbed one
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 11: of his snap back caps because my hair was a mess.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: He told me it was one of a kind hat,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: so he wanted it back.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 11: I had a hat in my car to give it
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 11: back to him, but my husband saw it and started
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 11: wearing it. That's his favorite hat. Now side dude keeps
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 11: asking me about his hat. I can't tell my husband
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 11: the hat just disappeared.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 10: What do I do?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Well, if you want to keep the peace, you're gonna
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: have to get that hat back.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: And give it back to the side dude. But now
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: here is the problem. Here's the problem. Okay, another abnormal
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: situation has been written into.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Us as normal. I was leaving his house over my
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: side piece house. My hat was a mess. He let
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: me wear his hat.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: My husband saw the hat and now he wear it
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 8: all the tend his favorite hat. My side piece has
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: told me this is a wonderful kind hat and he
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 8: wanted back. Oh my god, I can't just let their
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 8: husband's hat disappear. Hit up here, right, he didn't buy right,
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: you told him it was yours. He been weighing it.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: That's his favorite hat.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: Now, so take you this abnormal ass relationship. You in
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 8: steal the hat back from your husband and give it
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: back to your boyfriend.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 2: All happily ever after in Jesus' name.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no, no no.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: That's what they be doing that now, that's what they do.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: They try to normalize all the treble.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Uh uh wow, this is a lot going on. What's union.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 14: Is that the head is up is the subject the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 14: heck not the boys.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: The subject?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: Problem? Yes, I'm in the words of my pardon. You're
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: gonna mess around. Let this hat get your ass will.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: Thanks guys.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 11: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 11: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 11: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's Well
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  Speaker 11: As Wednesday is brought to you by Pfizer. Ask your
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 11: doctor today about a vaccine option from Pfizer to help
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 11: protect yourself against new macacle pneumonia. New micacle pneumonia is
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 11: different from the cold or the flu. It's a disease
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 11: caused by a common bacteria that can be spread from
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 11: person to person through coughing or close contact. All strike, yes, coughing, yes,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 11: why what?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: Okay, you better not be fifty round me and cough.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 8: Let me just straighten you out right now.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 11: It can strike at any time of year without warning,
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  Speaker 11: and the symptoms can last four weeks.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: And check this out.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 11: Adults over age fifty or almost seven times more likely
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 11: to get new macaco pneumonia, an invasive new micacle disease
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 11: than adults under fifty. It's a serious illness, so it
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 11: is recommended that you get vaccinated. Ask your doctor about
• 1:19:23
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• 1:19:29
  Speaker 17: Doctor all forty six Okay, yeah, but I still think
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 17: the vaccine though, you still need to get it.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Uh huh, you don't need nothing else.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: He doesn't have new Macaco pneumonia.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: If that's what you're getting.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 11: Again, ask your doctor about a new Macaco pneumonia vaccine
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 11: from Phiser. We want to say thank you Pheiser for
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  Speaker 11: preventative medicine helping us.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: Yeh, you feel like I got pneumonia int of mouth.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 11: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 11: up at thirty three minutes. Say after the hour, we'll
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 11: play a round of would you rather?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 11: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 11: Would you rather sit outside in a tornado? Or would
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 11: you rather sit by the fire with your ex? Sit
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 11: outside in tornado weather or sit by the fire with
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 11: your ex?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: Guys? Yeah, I'm going and hugged that tree and that tornado.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hug a tree, but not hug your ex.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 17: Come on, guys, chat with or outside of the flat
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 17: bed laden straight down on the truck.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: I'll washed the tornado.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: Come and get a shovel and dig a trench before
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 8: I sit at the fire side talking to that.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 11: Well, let's ask the man on the show who doesn't
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 11: like bad weather, Tommy, would.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: You rather put some ill plugs in and get in
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: that ditch?
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Wow?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: Moving on?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be an award winning poet? Or would
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 11: you rather be a star on Broadway?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: Well, we got two of these wanna bes right here
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: right now?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we got Tommy do the acting, the star studed,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 8: uh play right and all that?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: And Junior think he a poet. We all know it's
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: not true.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 17: I'm gonna be a star on Broadway because I'm already
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 17: award winning poet.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: I've done that.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 14: That's that's not even up for debate.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: Junior, ain't nobody going to no play listening to you?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: Why why do you say that you haven't heard anybody
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: in Broadway?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 2: Sound like?
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Junior?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: You mean what with his that innovative?
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: He's going back on the road.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: Broad Way Church plays. It's different than broad Way. The
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 8: soul of Madison Square. God, that's where it sounded like
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: he was flexing to me. Come on, he was at
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 8: He ain't gonna sit up and just be the only
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 8: one on this ship. This be he come talking about
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 8: how close it's the venue? It's a long ass way away.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 11: Would you rather be known as the best lover or
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 11: for looking the best naked?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: Well, if I'm looking the best naked, I'm gonna be
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: the best lover, I said. If you give me the
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: next that's not true. I'm going with the best nextage.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: That's not true. What what is truth?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Steve?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: You can be beautiful naked, don't be worth for damn
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: I am Lord and disappointed in my damn lie. This
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 8: wasn't worth none of the dinners I bought all this
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: big and for all this time, Lord her, lesson this
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: trash helped you with your rent cat.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: All these dinners and I said in there, I mean,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: all right, no wonder.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: Thanks guys. Coming up next, I'm trying to figure out
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: why is she a Vailer?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 11: Are last break of the day, and we'll close out
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 11: the show with the one and only Steve Harvey.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: this is a Shirley Strawberry.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 15: And you know what it's like.
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• 1:24:16
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  Speaker 11: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 11: day on this Wednesday.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: This old old clothing another Yeah, yeah, you're back, Steve.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: I thought it was would you rather we did?
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 14: Would you rather?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: You want more?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 9: I have more?
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do a few more, all right, Steve?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 11: Would you rather vacation with Yae and Bianca meaning Kanye
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 11: and his wife Bianca?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Careful? Trump and Millennia?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: I told you careful, y'all.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 14: It was the worst.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 10: Ever.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: Dare any clothes to anything?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm probably gonna sit on the boat with ye.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 11: Take naked Bianca, Tell her put some clothes on and
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 11: take his mouth Jr.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 14: Well, no, I'm with you and bian Okay, Yeah, I'll day.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 11: Would you rather give your your your wife your phone password?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 11: Or would you rather give her fifty thousand dollars in cash?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: Well, give it your password to your phone.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: She already got that. She got her cold my phone. Okay,
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: my kids got my past cold.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: You have nothing to hide, man, I ain't doing it.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: I ain't got little crazy k of gotten way too.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: Old for this.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 14: J I mean give her my pask like so all
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 14: my individuality is just take it.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: I just ain't nobody no more. You haven't been since
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: you got married, so I don't have no identity nothing.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know why you teach trying to claim that
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: it's over for you. I see sometimes I got to
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: tell you that wous well keep your phone, give it
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: a fifty thousand.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Those are your she takes that too out.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 14: I don't need to do nothing.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get married now.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get to Tommy on this one.
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  Speaker 8: Tommy, Tommy, give your wife your pass code to your
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  Speaker 8: phone of fifty thousand dollars, which one?
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  Speaker 2: If I give my wife my past code, I'm gonna pass.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you you're gonna die.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna put y'all might work going on, get all
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  Speaker 2: these rollses and fly whatever y'all gonna do.
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  Speaker 12: That's it, man, I'm nothing slow singing and flower bring
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  Speaker 12: it and flyer bringing man, go ahead, I'm Tommy out
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  Speaker 12: pasts cold.
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  Speaker 10: What is that.
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  Speaker 2: Cut my damn fingers off. I'll give you my damn
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  Speaker 2: pair of.
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  Speaker 1: Steve said his wife and his kids already have his past.
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  Speaker 2: Coach my past. Cot Yeah, Steyn, live his best life?
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  Speaker 2: What are we talking about? He is not lying. I'd
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  Speaker 2: have done all my ass need to do.
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  Speaker 8: I need to go somewhere and sit down and try
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  Speaker 8: the best I can to get to Heaven.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I need to be focused on right now,
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  Speaker 2: because man, listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: I have done all I need to do. I don't
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  Speaker 8: need to do nothing else. Though I have done all
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  Speaker 8: I needed to do. I done, got there. I had
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  Speaker 8: a full run, and still having a full run too.
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  Speaker 8: It's just now, man, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know what what I got to try to get into
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  Speaker 2: these grandkids. I ain't quite got there yet.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean you haven't quite try?
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  Speaker 14: That's your next mission.
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  Speaker 3: That is the most.
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  Speaker 1: Preposterous thing you've ever said.
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  Speaker 7: What you know?
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  Speaker 8: Because like like right now, I hear this all timey
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  Speaker 8: grandkids coming over, and I always say, you know, I gotta,
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  Speaker 8: I gotta.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta work up into it.
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  Speaker 3: How old?
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  Speaker 8: How old are your grandchildren? The oldest one is ten,
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  Speaker 8: and you just want to start getting I tried. First
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  Speaker 8: of all, I don't do baby talk, so like I get,
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  Speaker 8: I don't like that. And then I don't like to
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  Speaker 8: ask you nothing. You ain't got no damn answer because
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  Speaker 8: they can't talk. Yeah, you know, you three four and
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  Speaker 8: I asked you a question because I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: You asking a three or four year old?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, what you're doing? That's a simple ask question?
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  Speaker 1: And what do you what kind of answer do you
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  Speaker 1: get for that?
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  Speaker 2: Then that that blank ass look huh, now what is
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  Speaker 2: you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Because they're doing something nothing mean nothing. Yeah, you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to get in trouble.
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  Speaker 8: But you trying to put that fuck in that plug.
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  Speaker 8: Now let me explain. If you get that fucking that
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 8: damn plug, you're gonna be doing something then. And now
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  Speaker 8: I got dry your ass down to the hospital, so
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  Speaker 8: I'm just trying to get there. And then my my
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  Speaker 8: two the ten year olds are the same age, l
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  Speaker 8: and rolls, and they're like really exceptionally bright, you know,
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  Speaker 8: And I just think that's because they text savvy. They
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  Speaker 8: really ain't that bright. They just you know, they just
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  Speaker 8: did that well, they just exposed to stuff. I wasn't
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  Speaker 8: exposed to you ain't working remote and stuff people be
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  Speaker 8: talking about, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Let me talking about No, I don't.
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  Speaker 8: But the people their parents be talking about that baby
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  Speaker 8: can work a remote, and then and then and then.
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  Speaker 2: The other old ass people are I could. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't have worked no remote When I was ten.
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  Speaker 2: We didn't have remote.
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  Speaker 8: You know, we were wild, yes, over there and turning
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  Speaker 2: Thanks Prad.
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