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Record Breaking Job Loss, Best Life Delusion, Steve's VM, L.A. New Mayor and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million buck things in it to me? Good it listening
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  Speaker 1: to the mother. Please, I don't join joining me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn out, you go, you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn You haven't got to turn them out
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  Speaker 1: to turn the water to the water. Got me? Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your thad uh huh, I sure will a
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  Speaker 1: good minding everybody. You'all listening to the voice, come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me nw one. It only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, here we go today, folks. This is
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  Speaker 1: a good one because today I want to share with
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  Speaker 1: you something that affects every living soul, and that one
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  Speaker 1: thing is your attitude. This affects everyone. It is your attitude.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I don't know if anyone's ever told you,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean many of you who listen know this.
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  Speaker 1: But there are a lot of people who don't understand
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  Speaker 1: a positive attitude can bring about a change. A positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude can bring about a change. Well, now here we
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  Speaker 1: go with the nay says, well, Steve, what you mean
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  Speaker 1: if I'm just positive? Being chained? My mama gone. What
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  Speaker 1: me being positive got to do with that? Okay, now
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  Speaker 1: listen to me carefully. A positive attitude can bring about change. Well, okay, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I hear you saying that, But they didn't fired me.
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  Speaker 1: So now, what does my having a positive attitude have
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  Speaker 1: to do with the fact that they fired me? Well,
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  Speaker 1: one more time. A positive attitude can bring about change.
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  Speaker 1: Or Steve, I set up in here and gave eight nine,
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  Speaker 1: twelve years of my life to this man and he
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  Speaker 1: just he cheated on me and walked out. Now what
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  Speaker 1: does me being positive have to do with him cheating
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  Speaker 1: on me? How that's gonna change that? Okay, here we
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  Speaker 1: go again. A positive attitude can bring about change. Now
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  Speaker 1: listen to the whole thing. Now, the positive attitude and
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  Speaker 1: the change that can happen starts just to start. It
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  Speaker 1: starts within you. See, life is ten percent of what
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  Speaker 1: happens is what you do about what happens. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: gave twelve years of your life to this man. He
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  Speaker 1: cheated and left you hold in the bag, the kids
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Now, what does being positive have to do
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  Speaker 1: with changing that? Or they came in and they fired you,
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  Speaker 1: You lost your job, that you was a stellar performer
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  Speaker 1: at But now, how does you having a positive attitude?
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  Speaker 1: How does that change things for you? So far? You
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  Speaker 1: can use any example. Here's what happens when you have
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  Speaker 1: a positive attitude. What it produces within you is a
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  Speaker 1: positive approach to life. And when you have a positive
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  Speaker 1: attitude and a positive approach to life, it causes you
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  Speaker 1: to be optimistic, to have a positive out look, to
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  Speaker 1: expect things to eventually turn around, and and and and
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  Speaker 1: turn into a positive That's very important because as the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction comes into play, if you think positive thoughts,
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  Speaker 1: you attract positive things. If you think evil thoughts, you
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  Speaker 1: attract evil to you. You know, if you want for nothing,
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  Speaker 1: then nothing comes your way. If you want for a
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  Speaker 1: positive attitude, if you want for positive results, if you
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  Speaker 1: want for a great outcome, that's what you attract to you.
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  Speaker 1: The change will begin within you. So let's take the
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  Speaker 1: man that walked out your life and left you hold
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  Speaker 1: in the bag. Here's a positive attitude. Okay, two things
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  Speaker 1: have happened as positive here. Number one, you've ridd it
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  Speaker 1: yourself of someone who is obviously going to be, if
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  Speaker 1: not already been, toxic in your life, cause you many
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  Speaker 1: restless nights, a lot of uncomfortable feelings, an uneasiness, not
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  Speaker 1: sure in security. You've been going through it with this person,
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  Speaker 1: whoever they are. Number One, that person has been released
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  Speaker 1: from your life. Number Two, It allows you now to
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  Speaker 1: have the someone who will treat you just the way
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  Speaker 1: you want to be treated. That's the positive outlook, that's
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  Speaker 1: the optimistic way. That's when you're a positive person. You
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  Speaker 1: see the positive in things that happen to you, instead
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  Speaker 1: of burying yourself under the hor's wrong with it, a
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  Speaker 1: old woe is me now? Concept? See a positive attitude.
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  Speaker 1: When they came in there and they fired you and
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  Speaker 1: let you go, could this not have been just the
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  Speaker 1: opening you needed to finally start on a new career
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  Speaker 1: path that you've been talking about doing anyway? Could it
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  Speaker 1: possibly be a brand new chance for you to get
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  Speaker 1: the dream job or dream career of your choice. Could
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  Speaker 1: it not possibly be the perfect opportunity now for you
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  Speaker 1: to finally finally do something about that gift, about that
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  Speaker 1: talent that God gave you, that thing that you love
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  Speaker 1: to do. Could it not be the perfect time for
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  Speaker 1: you to pursue that. But if you don't have a
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  Speaker 1: positive attitude, then you lay there. Oh they finn to
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  Speaker 1: come getting my house. Oh what I'm gonna do now?
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  Speaker 1: All this unemployment ain't enough. Oh Lord, when this unemployment
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  Speaker 1: run out, what am I gonna do? Then I won't
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  Speaker 1: have nothing? And you old woe is me until you
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  Speaker 1: become old woe is me. But if you take it
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  Speaker 1: from the positive approach, some amazing things can happen in
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  Speaker 1: your life. I will tell you on a personal note,
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  Speaker 1: that's some of the most some of the best changes.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the biggest moments in my life came after
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  Speaker 1: a loss. So I don't want to go down on
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  Speaker 1: the list, but boy, I could tell you. Let me
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. When they didn't want me
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  Speaker 1: on the radio anymore in La, when they didn't when
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  Speaker 1: they went it was sick of the way I did
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  Speaker 1: radio out there, and they wanted me gone. And on
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  Speaker 1: twenty third, two thousand and five, when my when when
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  Speaker 1: when my deal was done? With the beat out in La? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: look what happened though, y'all was gone in May. But
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  Speaker 1: in September nineteenth I started to Steve Harvey Radio Network
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  Speaker 1: with four cities. You see. But I didn't go old
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  Speaker 1: woe is me? I said, Oh, Okay, God must have
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  Speaker 1: something else from it, then, because if He didn't remove
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  Speaker 1: me from this, that must be something else. Same thing
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  Speaker 1: can happened when you lose and you and you and
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  Speaker 1: you break up in a relationship. Same thing can happen
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  Speaker 1: to you. You never know the one God God for you.
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  Speaker 1: Now Here you go, Here you go again. Now you
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  Speaker 1: get put into a situation with somebody, treat you just
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  Speaker 1: the way you want to be treated, provide you the
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  Speaker 1: whole lot of aspects of your life you knew nothing
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  Speaker 1: about prior to that. But you gotta stay positive. If
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  Speaker 1: you stay positive, that positive attitude, that optimistic outlook, that
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  Speaker 1: that always thinking God got me no matter what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me, some amazing things that's going can will happen
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  Speaker 1: in your life. It's a fact. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: it works that way. I just know that's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Positive attitude is everything, y'all. So get off the old
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  Speaker 1: woe is mean negativity train because it ain't gonna take
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  Speaker 1: you nowhere but down and get get your outlook up.
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  Speaker 1: If you change your attitude, you change your altitude. Altitude
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  Speaker 1: is determined by your attitude, how high you go, how
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  Speaker 1: big you become, how far you go. It all depends
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  Speaker 1: on how you think. It all depends on what type
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  Speaker 1: of attitude you got. It ain't no, ain't no very
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  Speaker 1: very successful, super negative people. It just doesn't coincide that way.
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  Speaker 1: If you see that something happened to them along the way,
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  Speaker 1: and don't weary. You ain't gonna wearr about it because
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna see them long because you can't stay
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  Speaker 1: up there like that. It's just too hard, all right,
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  Speaker 1: that's the conversation you're ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
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  Speaker 1: and other Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We
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  Speaker 1: are here to celebrate the arrival of a new day
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  Speaker 1: and to tell our heavenly father thank you for it,
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  Speaker 1: because he didn't have to do it. Man, I'm grateful
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  Speaker 1: for being just alive, of my measure of health, for
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  Speaker 1: the things he's done for me, for all he's given
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  Speaker 1: to me, for everything he's sending on the way, for
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  Speaker 1: giving me comfort, for helping to me, help, helping me
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  Speaker 1: to sustain in all levels of difficulty. Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: pulling me through. Man. If it wasn't for you, God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'd have done. Sometimes, So I
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  Speaker 1: just want to say thank you. That's the best way
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  Speaker 1: to do it. We hear, y'all. Shirley strawberin Carlin for
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  Speaker 1: rel the mouth of the junior government name kill Spates,
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  Speaker 1: the legend of Nephew Tommy out in La and yours truly, junior,
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  Speaker 1: or one of your concerns today, sir, let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you something. You know, he was talking the other days.
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  Speaker 1: He was talking to FOI showing he was just talking
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  Speaker 1: about how hard it is to be in business. And
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  Speaker 1: you're just saying about how you had to find the
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  Speaker 1: right people, staying on time, keep pushing all the problems
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  Speaker 1: that you have, You're still grateful for the problems. It's
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  Speaker 1: not that I'm grateful for the problems. I'm grateful for
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  Speaker 1: the ability to withstand, survive and learn from the problems.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like the problems. Okay, Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: just don't. I'm gonna just be one hoodar with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm human. I don't like problems. Nobody nobody likes problems.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the setbacks. I don't like the challenges.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the difficulties. I don't. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like it. But I appreciate the strength that I've
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  Speaker 1: gained to withstand them all and the wisdom I got
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  Speaker 1: once I got on the other side of it. Because
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  Speaker 1: in every bad thing there's a gift, but a gift.
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  Speaker 1: Remember this about a gift. Now, a gift has to
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  Speaker 1: be unwrapped. You got to take a bowl off. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta take the tape off. You gotta get the paper,
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  Speaker 1: you got tatter box open. You gotta get some scissors.
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  Speaker 1: You need a box cutter sometimes. Have you ever noticed, man,
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  Speaker 1: some of the things you get, it's so difficult to
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  Speaker 1: get into to get to it. If you buy an
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  Speaker 1: Apple product, I don't know nothing harder to get into
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  Speaker 1: than an Apple product. Can you buy a new adapter, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: have mercy, you need a tool kit to open up
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  Speaker 1: the adapter package because I don't know what contape they
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  Speaker 1: got on there and that little plastic thing. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever tried to dig it off and run it up
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  Speaker 1: under your as you be? Man? But once you get
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  Speaker 1: into the package, you get what you ask ask four.
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  Speaker 1: But in everything you ask for, you got to do
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  Speaker 1: some unpacking. Everything you want it's on the other side
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  Speaker 1: of something you got to go through to get to it.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't ever just at the front dope. It's in
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  Speaker 1: a box that has to be unpacked. So yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: learned to accept that part of it right there at junior.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the problems and everything, but I do
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  Speaker 1: understand that someone unpacking with it, so I just keep
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  Speaker 1: start unpacking. Boy. All right, as we move on, coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear
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  Speaker 1: from the nephew as he runs that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. Yeah you're listening st show. All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: it is time to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 1: nephew and run that prank back. What you're gott now?
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  Speaker 1: I think we got a little little little peeping time
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  Speaker 1: going on in the neighborhood. That's what I think. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little peeping time situation going on in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: So this right here is neighborhood watch. Neighborhood watch. All right,
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  Speaker 1: cat dog? If you hood, you don't worry about that
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  Speaker 1: cat dog? Come on, hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Johnny. Okay, you're the one to be doing
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood watching. You'll be walking your dog doing the
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. Is that you who's this? Is this Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this man? This is PJ? Answer my question?
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  Speaker 1: Are you Johnny? To your road to your rod? I'm
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  Speaker 1: Johnny and I do the neighborhood watch. Who is the
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  Speaker 1: damn PJ? I on, Man, don't call my phone, y'all
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  Speaker 1: at me charging me up? Hey, man, only a blue
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  Speaker 1: streets over from you. Okay. And you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood watchman, but that ain't what you're doing now.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't call you looking in the window as my wife.
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  Speaker 1: When I came outside, you was halfway down the street.
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  Speaker 1: You and your damn dog. You ain't watching the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: You're looking trying to see something in the window. That's
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing. Picking some Please, I don't look, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do my job. Man, I do my nea, I
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  Speaker 1: do my job, do the neighborhood watch. I make sure
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  Speaker 1: people ain't bringing nobody houses. I gotta white. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell I want to look at somebody else's wife. I
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  Speaker 1: got a pizza at home. I want you need you
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  Speaker 1: need to stay over looking people do looking through people?
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  Speaker 1: Wonder Man, You're supposed to be watching the neighborhood, not
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  Speaker 1: watching my wife. When you say you live again, because
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  Speaker 1: we went. I live too street. You know what, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you what though, I'll tell you what. Let's see,
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  Speaker 1: damn people, Tom, I'm gonna show you what a damn
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  Speaker 1: people Tom is. Now I'm gonna show you what. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start looking through your window looking at your wife.
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  Speaker 1: See what he was sing? But nothing Pete, mister Johnny.
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  Speaker 1: But but bringing your over here, I want you to look.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to look at my damn window. This.
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell is this? I ain't got time for
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  Speaker 1: this man. Man, I got a job, I got a mortgage,
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  Speaker 1: I got kids. I ain't got time for this man.
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  Speaker 1: Don't look at a job, man, don't don't find a job.
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  Speaker 1: I got a head job. I got a job for
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  Speaker 1: when I'm at work. You got a job, Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: got a job. Crying like a damn telling by somebody
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  Speaker 1: looking at your Why don't body looking at your damn
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  Speaker 1: white man? Got a job. But when I'm at the
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  Speaker 1: rob I'm wondering if you back of the all looking
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  Speaker 1: through the window at my wife. Please come to my
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  Speaker 1: damn house, please, I'm coming later. Look through the window. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I remember the hell are you talking about? Calling me?
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  Speaker 1: Tell my people and its damn white you know. Body, come,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you've been doing. Man's no wife. You'll probably
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no wife. You're probably married to him damn
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  Speaker 1: midget or something. You're talking about, man, tell about not
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  Speaker 1: people at your wife got a bottle wife, and you
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  Speaker 1: was gonna wonder and I'm blowing still watching the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: But that ain't work I'm doing. I gotta take come
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  Speaker 1: over here now because you're a round the neighborhood. You
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  Speaker 1: three streets whatever, how many streets whatever? You are for me?
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  Speaker 1: Come night now. I stand outside, whip my dog, pushing
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  Speaker 1: on your I want you to come by one. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming later a night when youre at that shower the
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  Speaker 1: same way you were looking through my one. Please just
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  Speaker 1: come by, don't wait, just come by now. Please, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that way with I don't talk about right now when
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  Speaker 1: I'm playing somebody with you won't work. Brother. I'm getting
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  Speaker 1: ready to slow down so I could get ready in
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  Speaker 1: ten of my business. Man, I'm getting ready to gold
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  Speaker 1: work again the day. Man, what the hell are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about? Bro? I got two damn jobs. I got
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  Speaker 1: a job to m doing the day and at night,
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  Speaker 1: and in between I do the neighborhood Watch. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: your service. I'm helping your lazy. Do you stop you're
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  Speaker 1: watching people looking to see if they're looking at your
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  Speaker 1: damn wife. Won't you get your second job or something? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Wan't you google? Won't you look at muster dot com
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  Speaker 1: or something? What the hell is wrong with you calling me? Min?
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  Speaker 1: I'm peeping at your damn white man. Don't you ever
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  Speaker 1: call me when? No? The whole of hell is this anyway? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Because I who tell you who it is?
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbor Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You just got frank by your wife Tricia, and they'
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  Speaker 1: want baby. They ain't right, baby, ain't baby? That ain't right.
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  Speaker 1: Then you got me man, because I said, ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: gonna get me on? No, Frank Man, I don't faint
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  Speaker 1: time for that, man, Damn Frank. I told me you
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  Speaker 1: do the neighborhood watch. Oh man, she said you do
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood you walk, you know, because what you gotta
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  Speaker 1: rod will ye, mem That's why I use niggas. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be safe. They just can't something happening. I
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  Speaker 1: just stick my rock fell on that. Then you got
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  Speaker 1: me bad that you you got me bad. Man, You're good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good thing. I'm gonna get her though. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you this, though. What else the baddest
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  Speaker 1: and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the
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  Speaker 1: land made, the Steve Harvey Show. I'm not gonna sit
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  Speaker 1: here and brag on myself talk about how well I
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  Speaker 1: did and you just did it. Ask for your asking, LAIDs,
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  Speaker 1: and if y'all to give me my applause, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do all of that. I'm not gonna do all
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  Speaker 1: of that because I know what it is you're gonna do.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean, I mean, if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna prank prank praise me and I got the
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  Speaker 1: prank praise myself, you know I got to put it. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: of course, if you ain't gonna prank praise me, I
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  Speaker 1: got the prank praise myself. Is that what it's called.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody want to have a prank praise in time?
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  Speaker 1: And that bothers me. You know, we can praise everybody
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  Speaker 1: else and everything y'all do on here, but I can't
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  Speaker 1: a prank praise. It's hard for me to praise the
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  Speaker 1: Lord and praise you. I can't do right, I ask
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  Speaker 1: you both. Didn't ask you to do that. I asked
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  Speaker 1: you to prank praise me. That's what I asked. Now
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  Speaker 1: you saw how a minute ago he was saying how
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  Speaker 1: he ain't gonna do that, But here it ends up happening. Right.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you've come to do, but I
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  Speaker 1: come to prank praise. Yeah, I don't know what you've
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  Speaker 1: come to do, but I come to prank, praise. Prank praising.
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  Speaker 1: Linked him up in the morning, praising, lift him up
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: in the evening. Frank race. All Right, I love it.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: I'm going to frank pray. Thank you nephew. Coming up next,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: it is asked the Cello Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: in the building, ready for your love questions. Right after this,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. And trending headline news the suspects
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: accused of killing three University of Virginia football players has
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: been denied bond. Also in more trending headline, Karen bass
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Is Los Angeles. Get this guy. She's Los Angeles first
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: black female mayor. Yeah. Yes, And entertainment news Mini has
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: been denied. Mariah Carey is not the Queen of Christmas.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: ask the clo. Brian Tapka says, I'm dating a man
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: that has only been divorced for a year, and he's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: already asked me to move in with him. I can
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: tell that his teenage sons need a little more time
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: to get to know me before they see me in
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: their mom's house when they come to visit. My man said,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: I should only be focused on his needs. Is he right? Well,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: that's not how it's going to work. You're entering into
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a blended family situation. You said something in your statement
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: that's kind of telling you don't think they're ready for
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: someone to move into their mom's house. Now, let me
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. The divorce, even though it's only
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: been a year, the divorce is simply the day that
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: the court system legalize the divorce. The divorce has been
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: occurring probably years before that, so it's not a year.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: It's too soon. I think what the too soon part
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: is for the children, And I do think that you
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: have to build a better relationship with them and take
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: your time. Yeah, he would love for it, because he's
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: a guy all eyes on me, all attention on me.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Of course that's being selfish. But there's some other people
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: involved here. And if he has custody of those boys,
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: which it sounds like it does, or he may not,
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They come to visit. Yeah, okay, Well
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: they on a mom's side. You do understand that winning
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: them over, especially if they had no problem with your mom.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a problem. Anytime you get into a
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: blend of family, it's gonna be some problems. So you
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: have to just take your time, do the right thing.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Trust you're intuitions, all right, all right. Moving on to
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Frisia and Orlando, Frisier writes, I have been going to
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: the same hair stylist for almost thirty years, and I
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: went in yesterday. She didn't speak and we barely talked.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: She's a moody person. But if I'm paying her to
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: do my hair, she should have manners. Is it time
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to find a new stylist? Right? Yeah, And there's two
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: things it's time for. It's time for a new stylist
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: and it's time for a new damn hairstyle style the
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: same day. She might not be speaking to you because
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: she tied of doing the same old press said, anytime
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: you bring your hands, don't nobody do bangs. No more
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: doing Now that could be the problem right here. I
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: don't know if she moved or not, but you pay
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: her to do your hair, you don't pay her to
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: talk and be kind of cord not. People should have manners,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: and that's to go to beauty salon. Is like females
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: country club. When they go to the beauty salon, often
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: time they're talking to share. It's kind of like the
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: black fan's country club is the barbershop. So yeah, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: can understand where you're coming from. But thirty years of
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: the same damn half style, she probably sicker you right now.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: She got to adder all these old ass products that
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: they don't make. No vote you the older one using
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: pro line. If you're the only one got Bergermont, older
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: one got Ultra, she you the old one. Won't they
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: half the greens with all Glover's maid and sing eight.
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  Speaker 1: You're the only one over here shaking up a battle
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: of Carol Free. Yeah, she probably just they're just shaking
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: the battle of when you come that's what. Yeah, here
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: she come again, this old ass half style. I got
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: a dinner, Damn Carol, and I plug out for her,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: all right, Freezier. Moving on to Teddy in Nashville. Teddy
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: right time. I'm pretty sure my girl called me the
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: wrong name in bed, but she's so good at lying,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'll never know the truth. I want to get her
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: back by calling her the wrong name, and then we'll
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: be even. Is it a good way to get revenge
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: or will it backfire on? Don't get stupid. This ain't
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: no even, ain't no even dog. You can't out mad
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: a woman. No, you can't out thank a woman. You
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: can't out revenge your woman. Don't don't go down that.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: That's a dog alley down there. That's a dog alley
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: with a whole lot of dumpsters in that alley. All
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: types of gonna pop up on your head. You're gonna
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: lose what. Listen to me? That's like walking down the
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: dog alley in the in the in the in the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: TV show Wage be O the Wire. You in Baltimore
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: walking down the dog alley with trash dumpters and the
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: alley is eight miles long. You don't think nothing to
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  Speaker 1: happen to you go down here, you better stay your
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: ass out there where him. Streetlights is gonna run in
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: the string of bell Baby, that's you fin to be
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: on the way. Boy, you have to throw about four
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: five phones out the wind before you get to the
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  Speaker 1: end of that. Or don't do that. Don't don't let
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: it do that. Don't even she lying to you. That's fine, man,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Gonna do what you're gonna do. Y'all ain't gonna make
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: it no way, But don't try this revenge mote. Call
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: her another woman's name. Boy boy, Nope, all right, great advice. Celo,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: last one amber in East Point, says, my husband smoked cigars,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and the terrible taste from the cigars is messing up
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: our intimacy. I love to kiss my husband, but I
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: hate leftover cigar breath. I turned my head away from
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: him during sex, and he said, I'm overreacting. Should I
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: give him an ultimatum about cigars and our sex life?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Please that I've had it, Yes, give it to him.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I've had it. Yes, what happens? Give it to him?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You got tomato, man, them cigars, and I like coffee.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: So see, now I have to travel with a certain kind.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: They got smokers mints out there, and then they got
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: listerine strips. You got to keep constantly and then see,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: as soon as you smoke, you need to go somewhere
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: and do some dental hygiene. Yes, as soon as you smoke,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: you gotta go to these little bathrooms and do stuff
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: right here. A beautiful tip. Nasts nasty, but it's a
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: beautiful tip. Get yourself one of those thick napkins at
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: a public restroom and run it under some water and
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: put your ass some soap on it, and just put
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: it in your mouth and move it around. You gotta
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you gotta wash your mouth out, not literally, you're literally out.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: You want to keep your breath. Okay, Well you can
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: talk to these folks after this cigarf. I'm just telling you.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It's a country. It's a country, as mod My father
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: taught it to me, brothers taught it to me. And
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: that's how you do it. If you're out and about,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: you could do it. It ain't that bad. It's just soap,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you know, it's just soap. It's bacterial soap. It's clean,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: it gets rid of bacterial Boom boom boom. That's how
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: you do it. If you're on the golf course, every
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: golf course in the country club. They got listerine and
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: breath stuff and disposable toothbrushes in there. But you got
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: to do that. And no, she's not overreacting. That's real.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: If you let it sit in your mouth for hours,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you smell like a trash can, all right, coming up
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, I smoking cigar. Set
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: it down, go get another one. You can't do that
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: with sex. Right after this, you can't start putting her
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: down and go get a note. See how long that marriage?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening to this Dave Harvey Morning Show. In trending
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: headline news, the suspects accused of killing three University of
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Virginia football players after a school field trip was denied
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: bond Wednesday during a court hearing in Charlottesville. The suspect's
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: name is Christopher Darnell Jones Junior. He shot one of
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the players, Devin Chandler, while Devin Chandler was sleeping, and
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: players lavells, yeah, that's horrible, horrible, horrible. The other players
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: the other two players, Lavelle Davis Junior and Deshaun Perry,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: were also killed. Jones was on a field trip Sunday
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: with fellow UVA students to see a play in Washington, DC.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: A university spokesperson said when the bus returned to Charlottesville,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to the Charlottesville Campus authority said, the twenty two year
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: old open fire on the bus, killing Chandler, Davis and Perry.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: The suspects loved one said he didn't know how to
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: handle bullying, and the problem started after he was taken
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: off the football team. So that's the motive. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: how do you kill someone when they're sleeping? I mean
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: just period, but I mean just open fire. He didn't
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: know how to handle bullying. Yeah, that's what they said. Yeah,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: he was kicked off the team and that's when the
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: problem started. Is gone, yes, yes, with promising futures, Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: promising no excuse man. Yeah, and then he won't bond.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Anybody going to let you out? Thought you also you
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: can go do one. Yeah. Yeah. Our deepest condolences going
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: out to the victims, to families of the victims. You know,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: two of these kids named junior, right, so, and like
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: even the shooter was a junior. One of the kids
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: kids a junior. It's just not that that makes it
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: any difference. That's not what I'm saying. But man, so
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: somebody had a fatherless somewhere. Man something. It's so many
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: things wrong in this story. The biggest is these innocent
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: young leaders are gone. They will go to a field
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: trip to see a play, yeah, just to see a
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: play in DC. They get back to Charlotte just twenty
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: two years old. Yeah. Again, Our deepest condolences from everyone
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show, going out to
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: the families of those victims switching gears. Now, uh, this
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: is other trend line trending headline news. Um, we do
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: have some good news to report out of Los Angeles.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Representative Karen Bass defeated developer Rick Caruso. Now Miss Bass
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: will become the next mayor of Los Angeles, making her
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: the first black woman the homopost As City Hall contends
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: with an out of control homeless crisis in Los Angeles,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: rising crime rates, and multiple scandals that have shaken trust
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: in government. So congratulations to marry elect of Los Angeles,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Karen bat Congratulations. Let me get this right, She's gonna
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: be battling distrust in government. Yeah yeah, But now the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Republican Party is allowing Donald Trump to run again that part,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Yes sir, yes, sir, yes, man, this country right here,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. I don't understand. And the round of applause.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: He got. Man, he's a very narcissistic guy. He here
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: a round of applause, and he imagines that's everybody, hopefully
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: his support system. So we clapping, So we clapping. Here
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a rule dog, people going crazy at Malogo, and he
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: just thanked the whole world. Won't him back? Now? You
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: know his daughter said she's done with politics. Ivanka, she
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: said she's done. We know his niece was done with him.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: We know that. Yeah, Yeah, she said she's done. I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: love my dad, but I'm over it. Finally, an entertainment
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: news a Mariah Carey wanted for Christmas was a trademark,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: and the US government turned her down. The US trademark trial, Yeah,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: an appeal board nix Memi's attempt to trademark Queen of Christmas.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: She wanted to become the Queen of Christmas on Tuesday,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: while also denying her the rights to Princess of Christmas.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: You're not the queen, You're not the princess and or
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Christmas Princess. Okay, none of those names. She got none
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: of them. She could trademarks over here, just put a true.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Mariah first filed her request in March of twenty twenty one,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: but got a lot of pushback from Darlene Love and
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Elizabeth Chen, who both of them have made a career
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: out of recording Christmas music. According to TMZ, Mariah Kerry
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: wanted her new title on Fragrance's lotions, nail polished jewelry,
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: coconut water ornaments, and dog clothing. But then oddly last December,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Mariah told the BBC, can I just say this is
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I'm quoting her now? Can I just say that I
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: did not create the title or the moniker Queen of Christmas?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: That was other people? And I just want to humbly
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: say that I don't consider myself that. But she did
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: try to trademarket. Yeah. Well, if you don't want a trademarket,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: if you can't trademarket because they don't allowed to be
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: trademark can you still put it on stuff? Because if
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: anybody got a trademark to it, you could put it
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: on stuff, and anybody else can put it on stuff.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I think it's a great marketing tool for personally. Yeah Christmas, Yeah,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I love That's all I want. I don't about it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: If they don't never play it, I wouldn't miss me,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: all right. If they take hang on, miss Tony, if
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: they take that off, we couldn't have real problem. Yeah,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: that's the real sign in the hood. When you hit
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Donnie Hathaway on the radio. That's a back all right.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour. Thanksgiving hosting
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: mistakes you do not want to make. We'll talk about
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  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening, all right, So Thanksgiving
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: hosting mistakes you don't want to make. Now. Check these out.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Whether it's your first time hosting Thanksgiving or you've been
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: doing it for years, you can learn from the mistakes
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: of Thanksgiving past. Number one topping the list. If it
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: ain't broke, don't fix it. This means don't use Thanksgiving
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: to test out new recipes. Just stick to what you know.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Just stick to what you know work, all right, basic dressing,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: the mac and cheese, all of the can get to
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: the real ship, okay. Number two. Tell guests what to bring,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: and be very specific, all right. If you tell them
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to bring whatever they like, you could end up with
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: twenty five bottles of wine. A gas station package of
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: cheese and crackers. You know you never know what you're
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: gonna get. You just never know, So be specific when
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: you tell guests that keep the kids entertained and mess free,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: all right, make sure of that. No no slime, no legos,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: people walking stepping on you know, hurting themselves. You know
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: those will end up everywhere. And the last one only
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: allowed people who can really cook in the kitchen. First
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: of all, don't bring a damn thing. We don't need it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: We don't need we got all it. Second of all,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: don't bring no containers, empty containers for you to take
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: something back. You ain't taking nothing back because you ain't
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: brain nothing. But third, huh, you are only allowed one
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: to go plate, and when you put the fall on
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: top of it, it must be level kathy, no mountain
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and wrapped up. No. Yeah, here go another rule. You
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: can't get a second plate till everybody eight see back
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: in their folk t the ain't got here yet. Okay, okay,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: okay here there. This is how you know when the
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: first football game is over, your time here is over.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: What you're putting them out? Yeah, that's it. One game,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you one game. That's two games on thanksget I think
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: it's three being here cutting on this sweet potato pie
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to big Mama say so yeah, just being here cutting
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: on pie. Big Mama ain't told nobody to cut the pie.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: You're cutting pie for the pie cutting time. Angry things true,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: hit wont for the kids? Kids is easy? Situt behind down,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: that's it. Get up, Just get up. We're fixing the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: kids plate. They don't fix their own plate, and they're
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: gonna eat all over or we're gonna whoop your ass.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, stop making that ragged ass yellow mold. Don't
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: nobody want it. Damn yellow mold with the milk in it.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Coming up a thirty four minutes after the hour. Thanks guys,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: Angry Thanksgiving. We'll check out Steve's boysmail right after this.
• 39:11
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• 39:16
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• 39:20
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• 39:30
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• 39:35
  Speaker 1: is Jemaline. I'm an avid listener. Of the Steve Harvey
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Money show. You bless my heart this morning when you
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: spoke about Harsham Walk as a disgrace though black community
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: and the South that the Republican Party has put upon up.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Please repeat that everything before this election in every media
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: formats that you have. Please alert I told people because
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: some of us are asleep. God bless you. Thank you.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Continue the good work. Don't vote for Buck. As a
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, thank you. I will be rerunning it
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: to day. I got several people that called me and said, Steve,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: come on man, that was on point. So I will
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: be repeating it today. That's just insulting what they're trying
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: to do. This next call. Surely all right, Regina, Jay
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: agrees with you. He sty is. This is Riggina, ju.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: I would just listen to your comments about friends and
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: they always bringing up the path and what you used
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: to do. This is a comment. I'm a number sixteen.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I just heard it, and people judge me the same
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: way when you used to do that. Well, I'm not
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: in the eighties anymore. I can't sit on your front
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: porch and drink anymore. I did said any when I
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: was talk in my twenties. Okay, so I just wanted
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: to you know, I agree with what you said or
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: November six people, You guys are still stuck with someone
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: better themselves. You should appreciate damn it. You know what.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: They get stuck and they and they and they don't
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: want to allow you to move forward. Yeah, there's got
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: to be very careful of people like that in your life,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: because everybody got them. They are here to remind you
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  Speaker 1: only of what you were and what you did. No,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: if you don't applaud the new me and the new
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: success I found in the new direction I'm taking, then
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: hey man, you ain't fund me again for the one
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: thousand time on this show. The words of Slickhardy everybody
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: come with you can't go with you by Felician. All right,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: this least call Steve. It's from some callers named Sierra
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: and Viola, and this is for Nephew Tommy. They left
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a message for you, Nephew Tommy. Good morning Uncle Save Hello,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy. This is Sierra. Since for Viola. We're just
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: giving our feedback from the Nephew Tommy and Friends comedy
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: show that was in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. We definitely
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: enjoy ourselves. The act from each comedian was on point.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: It was funny. Um. The act from nephew Tommy was
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: really really good. We cannot wait until the next time.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy, you did the dang thing. We'll see you
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: again when you come to Charleston. And this is Viola.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Have a good one. God bless you so cute, Sierra. Yeah,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: we get it. Yeah, Hey cousin Tom, Hey, Tom, that's
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: encourage encouraging for you to thank you doing your thing.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Coming back name for you, tour man. What you got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: from the pig Joe? Okay man, be like Mariah can't
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: get trademark. Yeah, radio joking one day about ride down
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: that dot com took that. Yeah yeah, yeah sad Joe
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: next show time, I'm sure to be out there already. Yeah.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: That's an offair okay, all right, well, thank you Sierra
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: in Viola, and that's encouraging for the nephew. He's gonna
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: keep at it break up coming up next to speaking
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: of the nephew, it's today's prank phone call with the
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: nephew right after this praising pranks coming up. Come on,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: come on, you're listening Morning show coming up at the
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: top of the hour right about four minutes after. It's
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is nothing
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: is big except his mouth. Oh yeah, we'll get into
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: that in just a few but right now it is
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you got for his next Well, it's time to take
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it to the church, Charley, you know, every nine and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: then we're gonna take it to the church. Okay, So
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: this right here is church fees. Fees the manufacture that
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: time you paid your time just last week. You start it,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you stud it. But I'm a tie there, trust me
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: on that time. Mind, come out every Sunday, every sun
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: they go. They got cash, happen everything, church chamber, they
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: really do. Church got zail. Okay, you ain't got the right. No,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: they got this thing called give a five everything, Give
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: a five, Give a five. That's real clothing. Get youth
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: one mold little slip you head at the head. All right,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: this right here is church fees. Let's go cat. Hello, Hello,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach us to trace how you doing?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: This is? This is brother Glenn from the church. Hey,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: brother Glenn, how you doing. I'm good, I'm good. I'm
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: real good. Did you enjoy service morning? Oh? I enjoyed it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Pasta pastor brought it down. Oh my god, that was
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: a word for me, right right, right right? So what
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: do old the pleasure that's called? I wanted to give
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you some information that the that the church has come
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: up with, and we wanted to let you know what
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: was going on before the next I didn't interrupt you that, No, No,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I actually i may sound a little a little off
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm trying to get getting ready for
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: my little babies, my little darlins, and I'm trying to
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Your voice sounds so familiar to me. It just sounds
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: so familiar. Trying to place place that voice. Okay, well
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: you've seen me at the church quite a few times.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I think I have. I'm just trying to place it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I can't place it right now, but look at it. Well, nevertheless,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I just wanted here's here's what's going on now? You
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: aware of that for the last the last six Sundays,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you've been actually coming in the service late. Have you
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: realized that, Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but uh,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you know, yes I have. I have my reasons. So okay, okay,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Well here's what's going on. The officials at the church
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: have gotten together and this is what they've decided on,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: is that anybody who is late starting next Sunday, there
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: would be a fifteen dollar charge for that for coming
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: in and disrupting services fast fastest tide of service being
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: disrupted by people walking in late that I could not
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: come at the worst time. I don't have fifteen dollars
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: to give. I don't I don't have it. Oh um, look,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry that we late. I am We
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: are doing our best. I have three kids, have three
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: young kids, two seven and nine, and they are a
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: handfool and and and we do the best that we
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: can to get the church on time and and to
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: tell your truth. When we get there, it's doing praise
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: and worship, I mean pass. They ain't even preaching yet,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: so I know it's not past, it's not up yet.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: But he's he's stating that people coming in. It just
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: seems very disrupted to the service that's going on. That's
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you know, to let you know that if you are
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: late on next Sunday then they will be charging you
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: fifteen dollars a lafe charge. And actually you won't be
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: able to even come in until you until you pay
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: ten dollars. I can't even get in church with we Look, okay, look,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't owe nothing. I don't owe you
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: no explanation. But I need to tell you something. We
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: are me and my kids for the last a few
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: sundays that we've been late. It's because my car broke down.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: We are owned the bus man public transportation. Okay, I mean,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: and I understand, I understand. I civiltize with everything that
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: you're going through. But why are you calling if you understand?
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Why are you calling me about fifteen dollars? If you
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: understand what I'm going through? Well I didn't I first,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Barby didn't know what you would go. Why are you
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: raising your voice at Why are you raising? Did you
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: just raise your voice at me? You know what? You
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: know what I think? You're raising your voice at me?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: How dare you call me about this? About a feat?
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm there at church. I got my kids in
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: there trying to raise them up is where they should go,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: just like the Bible say. And you know why I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: gotta do this and why I'm the lake? Why why
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: we gotta chesch the bus. Do you understand why that is?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Brother Glenn, No, I do not. That is because they
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: do their dad is ain't and they yes. So it's Tracy.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: You got to calm down a little bit now. Oh
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Jesus help me, Jesus help me, Jesus. Okay, listen us.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: All I can do is tell you this. I hope
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you can make it. Maybe you can catch an earlier bus,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and get there a little earlier.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: But but I'm just stating the fact that as of
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: next Sunday, if you come in late, it's fifteen dollars
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: late fee, and that's what you'll pay in order to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: get in the service. You know what, Well, maybe next
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Sunday I just won't be there. How about that? You
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: know I'm already working six days a week. The only
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: day I have office Sunday, I've been baking, breaking my back.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: Do you know? I worked two jobs or two jobs,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: and they always trying to take money out of my check,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: always trying to pull me here and there, and I'm
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: always tired. I get two hours asleep, and then now
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: the church wants to dump another fifteen dollars charging me
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: for being at church. Well, that's what I'm supposed to do.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: But you're coming in late though, because the Tracy, you
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: know what, you know what late ain't bad. Okay, I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: might be delayed, but I ain't denied, and I'm getting
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: there the best way to I know how. For the bus,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I have to put my kids on the school bus
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: and don't even have to put them on the school bus.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: And I have to get on the bus to myself
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: to him because I don't have a car. Because they
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Daddy's ain't doing nothing nothing for them. Do you understand
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you? I need to understand. Daddy
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: number one, guess what he daddy for two? He and
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: jail been there by five years he ain't. And Daddy
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: number three he decided to go ahead and walk out, ain't.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I ain't heard from that in about seven months now.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: He know we're struggling. He had the nerve to take
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: my wallet too. You don't. You don't even understand what
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I'm going through. You don't even understand that I'm trying
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: to make a better life for me and my children.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: There is one more thing, sis to Tracy, that the
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: church wants you to know before the next Sunday that
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: you definitely need to know. But what one more thing
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: does the church want me to know? Beside sixteen dollars?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: The Church just wants you to know that this is
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey morn Is Jail. Your
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: sister Patrese got me to pryk phone call you. I
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: am gonna who are you? You know I ain't got
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: time for that. You know I ain't got time for that. Oh, Patresel,
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: You're all right? Oh, I got something for her? How
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: about that? She told me? She said she my sister
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: carpro down. She says she got these kids she over
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: are struggling and struggling and she's trying to make it,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: but you gotta give a hard time. She just wanted,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: she wanted, she wanted you to put us. She wanted
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: to put a smile on your face. What she did, Well,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: are you being settled out? I'm gonna have to say
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: she did. Okay, right, Wow, Now that I know you,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: y'all were joking and now I know this is nephew Tommy. Hey,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, baby. What's the baddest and
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land that
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvid Morning Show. Baby, I'm I know I'm not
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Tommy, Tommy,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: be strong, be strong, don't ask the prayer. You know what? Greenville,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Okay, be some of the twenty second that's
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: a Thursday night, Greenville, North Carolina. The nephew will be
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: there at the Greenville Convention Center. But I'd be damned.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I just did that prank right there, y'all got to
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: go on. I'm sorry, I can't hold it. I can't
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: hold y'all here the countdown I was doing as soon
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: as I got to want that boy right, it don't
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: take long, you nephew, you know, rushed through the announcement.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: I'd be in town sooner by that. Damn prank. People,
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: don't We can't prank and not praise. I'm sorry, we
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: just can't do it. You can't prank and not praise
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: is inevitable. You got the prank and praise what It's inevitable.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You have to prank and praise at the same time.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get it, let's get let's get this place,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Let's get this prank some praise. Come on, come, on everybody.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Let's get this prank some praise up in here. All right,
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I got a clap to What is going on? Man?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Why don't you fix your ragged ass zoom so we
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: can stopped looking up Little nas coming up? Strawberry Letter.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Subject nothing is I'm in your old office. Shut up,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: I'm in Hella. We'll get to the Strawberry Letter right
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show time
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
• 53:39
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• 53:43
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• 53:47
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• 53:50
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• 53:53
  Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now, right now.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We guided for you here.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter. Before we do the Strawberry Letter,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I just want to put a disclaimer out for young
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: children that are riding in the cars with their parents
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: and everything. You might want to turn away this letter.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: It gets a little racy at times, a little spicy. Okay,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: thank you. Subject nothing is big except his mouth. Dear
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend has to have a spotlight on
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: him at all times. It seems like every week he
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: tells me that he went off on a coworker because
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: they don't respect his authority. I always have to remind
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: him that he's not anyone's supervisor at the job. He's
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: just been there longer than anyone else. He's got a
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: big ego and a big mouth. He laughs loud, and
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: he brags all of the time. I'm talking about bragging
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: like he can knock get out of the park every night,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: when he's really not even tapping first base. When I
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: met him, he bragged about his size and kept telling
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: me to grab on to it. I should have grabbed
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: it and stretched it a little bit each time I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: saw him. I had seen him without clothes on, and
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about a man, so I assumed
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: it might get bigger when he got excited. Well, we
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: finally had sex and had stayed the same size. It's
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: like he doesn't know he's small because he kept bragging
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: the whole time. I got annoyed at him. And now
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: when I see him, I think of how big his
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: feet are and how short his toes are. My mind
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: goes to the craziest things about a person once they
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: disappoint me. He is nothing big on him except his
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: mouth and his ego. I don't want to throw him
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: away just because he's tiny. I'm willing to work on
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: this relationship a little longer. He thinks I'm falling in
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: love with him, but that's not what's happening, at least
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: not yet. I want to continue to get to know
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: him and find ways to make our sex life better
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: despite his small size. It is hard to find a
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: man these days, and I'm pretty sure this man won't
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: for cheat on me, or if he does cheat, it
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: will only it would only happen once because he's so tiny.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Do you think he can ever change? Am I crazy
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: to stay with him? Okay, surely before you answer this letter,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I am sitting up on the edge of my seat. Huh,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: surely gonna answer this? Go ahead? Shit? Well, thank you, Steve,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: thank you? Uh? Anyway, she says, is she crazy to
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: stay with him? I'm really not sure what you want
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Steve and I to do here, uh, because there's not
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: a lot we can do about your particular situation. And
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: h sorry you had to find out about his size.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: That way, maybe you could have accepted it better and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: not have been so disappointed had he not built himself
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: up and bragged about his size so much. When you
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: ask if he could ever change, are you talking about
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: his size? Probably not? Probably not. Can he change his
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: big mouth will? Yes, definitely he can do that, but
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: he's not gonna do that because he's been bragging for
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: way too long. It's a part of him. Now, first
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: you need to decide why are you really with this man.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: You have said nothing good about him in this entire letter.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: You you even said if he cheats, it will only
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: be one time because of his size, which means if
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: he cheated, you know he would come back to you,
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: so you would put up with that. So my question
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: is are you settling because you don't believe you can
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: get anyone else. You said you want to stay and
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: work with him. This is not what makes a good relationship.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Settling You're gonna continue to complain about him if you stay. So,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: so no, I'm saying, don't don't settle this. Don't settle.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: You got to make up your mind here. You're gonna
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: be with them or not, and you don't. There's nothing
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: good in this letter that you've written about him, So
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: why stay Steve. Here's what I take away from this
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: whole letter. Now I'm gonna do a reenactment on the
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: second half because there's really nowhere to go. Shirley's absolutely correct,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: what do you want us to do? But I'm gonna
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: tell you one thing though. This man right here is
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: the epitome of Norman Vincent Peale's book The Power of
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: Positive Thinking by Norman Vincent Peale. This man has thought
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: himself into everything he needed to feel good about. He
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: got a big mouth. He ain't the supervise on the job,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: but he got everybody thinking him. He got a big
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: ego because he's a small man. He got a big
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: mouth because he's a small man. He laughs loud and
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: braggs all the time because he's a small man. I'm
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: talking about bragging like he can knock it out the
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: park every night. He ain't even really tapping first base.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: But in his mind, though, this boy has convinced himself
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: that he all of that. Had a bag of chips.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: When you met him, he bragged about his size and
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: he kept telling me grab on to it. I should
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: have grabbed a stretching a little bit of that time
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: my song. I'd have seen it without clothes on, and
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know much about a man, so I assumed
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: it might get bigger when he got excited. Now let
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: me tell you what's wrong so far. And you assume
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: when you saw him neck and how small he was
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: when he got excited would get bigger. Normally, that's what happens.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: He's not been on a lot of sports teams with
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: guys before. Because when you get in the locker room
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: and you play sports is when you first discover you
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: might be in a little bit of trouble. So here's
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: what's happening. When you play sports, you're in the locker room,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: and that's when you discover you might not be all
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: you thank you all. So obviously he ain't played no
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: sports because I remember when Eric Green came out to shower.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Who's that Eric the Great? That's what he was called
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: after he came out the shower, Eric the Great Green,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy. We was in the nave Green that
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: boy came out the shower. I said, who uncle is this?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Hold on. We'll have part two of Steve's response coming
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  Speaker 1: up in twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: Subject nothing is big except his mouth. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: The subject is nothing is big except his mouth. Now,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: she's been dating this man that's been bragging. He's boastful,
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  Speaker 1: he loud, he talked crazy, he thanked, he more than
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  Speaker 1: he is a supervisor. He and then when it comes
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  Speaker 1: down to the bedroom, ain't nothing big on him but
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  Speaker 1: his mouth. The man is small, and he's been using
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  Speaker 1: the power positive thinking and has vinced himself and has
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  Speaker 1: tried to convince her that he is all of that
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Grab it, you know. She said in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the letter. She don't know much about a man,
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  Speaker 1: but she thought that if she saw him without his
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  Speaker 1: clothes on, when he got excited, it would get bigger.
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  Speaker 1: That's how it works. But that had high work with him.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason he don't understand this because he's not
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  Speaker 1: an athletic man. He didn't play sports, because when you
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  Speaker 1: play sports, you'd be around me, and all the time
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  Speaker 1: you come out that shower. I was in the ninth
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  Speaker 1: grade when Eric the Great Green Great Green came out
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  Speaker 1: to shower. One time in the north grade, that Rob
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  Speaker 1: was in the ninth grade, you know, fourteen. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Eric the Great Green came His name was just Eric
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  Speaker 1: Green at first, but when he came out that shower
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  Speaker 1: ned they called him Eric the Green. He was a Viking.
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  Speaker 1: That boy came out that shower. We were sitting up
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  Speaker 1: Let's little boys were just going, Lord Jesus, who uncle
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  Speaker 1: is this? Who? Daddy? Who? Lord? What is? And we
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  Speaker 1: all knew then we have growing to do? And Eric
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  Speaker 1: the Great was already there. So obviously this man has
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  Speaker 1: not been around athletics anymore. Now you want to know
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: what can you do? And there's nothing Me and Shirley
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: can help me. There are products that can help him.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: That was a product out years back called Extend, and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know about seeing that anymore. I don't see
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: even commercials on that no more. But they have stuff
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: that you can do. He got to do something, but
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: it ain't really but he The problem is you. He's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: kind of like dealing with an early alcoholic. He don't
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: know that alcohol. Again, he don't know. He's small, and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: you got to stop helping with all that. Holly, you know,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: her fault, understand, he don't know because he thinks he
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: kill it. Oh yeah, wow, I see he ain't listen
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: to nobody putting his Hell you got to tune yourself out,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: fellas and listen to these women. All listen here? Yeah,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: all right? Whoa. In meantime, she's looking at her phone. Yeah,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: looking at her nails. She's doing her nails. Whatever. You
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: just delusion all about who you are. So to show
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: you how it works, ladies, you can ask me anything.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: You're in a relationship with me, and you're trying to
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: bring and reach the subject. Ask me in a cool
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: when I'm gonna show you how he having it? Calls in, honey,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: what's going on? He? Can you tone it down? Yeah?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: You're talking so loud? Why are you so loud? I
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: can't help me. You know, big man got to do
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: big things. You know what I mean? You know what
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: I mean. You know what I'm saying. Girl, I can't help.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: I can't tone it down because it ain't it won't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: tone down, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I got that.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: You can't talk girl, Yeah, I got all that. When
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: you're laughing, why are you just over the top at
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: a ten with the laugh the falling all out? Come
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: on me? If I don't laugh loud all I'm gonna
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: hear you doing this cry because I got all this
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: here on you like this here and all that. You know,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: I do the last help coming up all this whipping
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: and moaning. You know you're moaning this stuff. I'd rather
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: hear laughter. You know, supposed to be a great time
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: for both of us. So I laugh hard. So we're
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: gonna get in the move because if I stopped this laughter,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: I got to deal with these moans of ecstasy and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: sometimes pain because it's just so much. You know what
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know what? I know that hey that
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: you you know, you brag a lot, You're loud and everything,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: but do you have any idea? You know, like, um,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: how can I put this gingerly? You're small, you know,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: grown man, small for a grown man. Yes, and I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: haven't real with a lot of guys. Well you read letter.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: What these little toes got to do with it? Yeah?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I got small toes
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: for man, But that's called I didn't toe off all
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: these sheets from all these gripping up and doing all
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: my life, you know what I mean, these toes and
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: stunted because I didn't had to stand up on him
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: because I'd be standing up in it. So now I
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: didn't gotta crush my toes down. Girl. I'm just you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: know how you know how hard it is to be
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: this size and have tried to explain this to people.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? So you know, baby, I'm
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: just you know, small. I got these small toads. But
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: now I don't know what you're talking about. Everything else,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: got everything out else, girl, toes are short? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: so yeah, I'm trying. I'm really trying to bi sate
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: you so much. That's you're not taking my breath away.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: O can't talk, That's what I do. I can feats,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: That's that's just it. You don't let nobody talk you over. No, no,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: because I don't want you brag because I know you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: have in trouble describing what's happening to you. I could
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: try to help it out, you know what I'm saying,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: But you're just loud. I'm trying to communicate with you
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: and tell you how we can make communicate. Baby. Go ahead, Okay, okay,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I'm listening, but I don't hear nothing because in my
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: mind I hear molding. My mind, I hear satisfaction, I
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: hear gratitude, I hear my mind, I hear oh lor
• 1:06:36
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• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk. Right after this. You're listening to
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk. Hey Junior, which god, okay, Shirley.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Before let me remind everybody that this Friday will be
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: the last day to get your entry in for Junior claus.
• 1:07:06
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• 1:07:09
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• 1:07:14
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• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: all the entries. Man, We're gonna have ten families this year.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: The Desemmina. Now, yeah, all right. In sports though, let's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: talk about it, man. Kyrie Irvin could rejoin the Nets
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: by Sunday. This coming Sunday, he could be back, all right, yeah, yeah, man,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: Because his suspension was for five games. And he had
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: a list of steps he had to take to get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: back on the courch and he had to complete. But
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: tonight will be game eight for him with no pay.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: He's already missed eight games at this point with no pay.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: The National Basketball Fortation Players Association is working with Kyrie
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Irvin and the NETS to make sure he get it done.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Now let's just talk about the steps though. This is
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: what Kyrie had to do to get back on the court,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: all right. First of all, he had the insitional apology
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: for posting the link. Remember he already had to do
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: that right. Second, he had to complete the anti hate causes.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: He had to complete some causes for anti hate and
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: then donate five hundred thousand dollars all right, which day
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: was rejected from the Anti Deformation League. They didn't take
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: the founder out, but they still Now this next step
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: is he has a complete sensitivity training destructured by the NETS.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: He had to complete anti Semitic hate training designed by
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: the NETS. Then he had to meet with Jewish leaders.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Then he has to go back and talk to the
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: owner and report what he has learned. So that's how
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: he had to get back on the court on this
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: coming Sunday, Can we get that for the black community
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: when somebody do that to us? Can we do that?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Can we have that interesting sensitivity training. You're gonna meet
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: these black leaders, You're gonna go ahead and meet with
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: our shop, and you're gonna meet with a whole bunch
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: of old people. Yeah, can we get that asking for
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: a friend? That's all. Here's the deal. You can find
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: out who you are. Just going and find out who
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: you are. We are in a council culture right now.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: We have to understand that. And there's nothing we can
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: do about it. And they will make examples of it
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: all the time. I didn't really see what Kyrie had done.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: He posted a video something he saw now has Amazon
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Prime or whoever is the host of the movie. I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: haven't heard anything happened to them. Has anybody boycotted them,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: anybody required that they issue an apology. They put the
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: thing out on the national platform. So if they have
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: things that hurt their feelings, we have to be sensitive
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: to it. No problem, that's understood. But once a man
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: apologizes all these fines and donating this money and all
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: this here, man, when they do stuff to black people,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody got to pay a quarter for that thank you.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, a guy
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: on social media, Steve, needs some advice about his mom
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: dating his friends. What we'll talk about it right after
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: this good show? Mama, dog you're listening to show? Okay,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: so Steve Stefan from Steve HARVEYFM dot com, right, this
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: is for you, he says. I love my mom, but Houston,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: we've got a problem. She's in her early forties and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: has been divorced from my dad for just over two
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: years now. Over the last month, she's come over to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: my place and hung out for uncomfortably long periods of time,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: and has even invited my roommates and some of their
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: friends to come over for some drinks. I'm all for
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: my mom getting her social life on and all of that.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I just prefer it to not be with all of
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: my homies or friends. How do I even have this
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: conversation with him? Mama, Mama, don't don't do this to me. Please,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: don't do this to me. My friends is talking what
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: they say that you won't do, and that's all I called. See.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: How kind of cute I know, Mama, But I'm gonna
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: have to kill one of these people. You're gonna come
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: visiting your baby. You're gonna visit your baby in college?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: No more? Who be gotten the visiting me in prison?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: One of them? You can't get it, one of them.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: But see that's the problem, though, Mama. You need you
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: need to act your age, not your shoe side. I'm singling,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: ready to mingle, grew out. Don't come around my friends
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: because you started to act a little ish and it's cold.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: Is how old is his name? Mama? Let you was
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: married to George now wants to start dating. They're looking
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: at me too, Yeah, they're looking at you, Mama. Uh huh,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: because you fine. You need to get fine. You need
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: to get up in your age group. Roy though, all right,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: So that's how he should. He should just come right out.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Just started to talk to you, mom. Mom, this is
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: a bad look. This is embarrassing. My friends is talking.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: They're not saying real positive things and it's real. Roma.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing to me and I'm gonna end up in
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: prison because I'm gonna hurt somebody first. Mama, all right,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I think we have time for one more steep um
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: rod on Facebook right to make no mistake, My wife
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: and I love our sons. When he moved away for college,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: we were happy to have the house to ourselves. Man,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: the first thing we did was take a part of
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: our kid's bedroom and turn it into an office. From there,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: the basement office was taken apart and turned into an
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: entertainment room for us only. Anyway, the boys coming home
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving, we told him he could sleep in the
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: guest room. Now he's mad because he doesn't have quote
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: his room anymore. I told him he's an adult and
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: you will get over it. But wife wants to know. Wife.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: He wants to know did we do this too soon?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Or does he just need to man up and realize
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: that we still love him? But we have our own life. Man,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: he got a place to stay. What he wants? Two rooms?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Now he got one at the college. Now here, y'all
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: ain't got but one house. Why you get to have
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: two house? The boys went to mole house. Both of
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: rooms got taken, one got turned into a spot and
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: got turned into a cigar line. The stay down stairs,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: Get your ass out. I told him what was happening.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: Soon as you move your rooms somehow, as soon as
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: you moved off, can they ever come back? Yeah? It
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: ain't come back. But then black Winton's room became a closet.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: You come back, but you sleep in the closet. Still
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: like that room. We got some room down stairs. You
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: just insist on that room. Sleep in the closet and
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: don't take one of them clothes down, sleep up under
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: the clothes, between the clothes. So he just got a
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: man up. So yeah, that's all to it. All right,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: that's it. Things coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. A software engineer from India
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: got a job with Meta, which used to be known
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: as Facebook, and this guy moved all the way from
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: India to Canada to start work, and then two days
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: later he was laid off as the company let go
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: of eleven thousand employees, or thirteen percent of its workforce.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: So getting fired two days after starting a job that
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: you moved seven thousand miles for, it's pretty cold blooded.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: That's pretty cutthroat, right there, It is, it really is. Yeah,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: that's on the plane, get home back to the creb. Yeah. So, Steve,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: I know you've had a lot of jobs. Uh so
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: what's the fastest amount of time you've got you've gotten
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: fired from a job. Twenty minutes. You beat this record.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: That's just record breaking. Yeah, you're still training. How you
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: got I was working at dinnis. I followed this white
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: and I was telling her how light was on the
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: people food ready, that we don't have to get it
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: right now. Yah. But the man said, when the light
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: come on, we know the fourteen we're supposed to go
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: get their food. We'll go get it when I say
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: go get it. You're in training, all right, okay? Cool.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: About ten minutes later, we finally go over there and
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: braining people food. Big fat white dude said, hey, this
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: effing food is effing cold. I look right upside, I said,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I said, I told you. She walked out, learned some
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: customer relations. I said, hey, man, got a quick custom
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: to me because I wanted to brain your food. She
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: told me, I don't give a what you're talking about
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: her LAMB. So I took the plate and flipped it
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: in his lap. Twenty minutes. That's how twenty minutes. All right?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: play a round it, would you rather? Right after this?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening show all right. So would you rather be
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: in charge of Santa's nice list or would you rather
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: be in charge of Santa's na tea naught naughty naught
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: naughting lit? Yeah? Yeah, I'm gonna make your work for
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: it like that. Hey, Julian, what's your reason? I need
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: to see what your hustling is. That's what I want
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: to know what you do? Yeah? I just want to
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: certain list. Guy, I can't be one till you know
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: you ain't getting nothing this year. That's what you want
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: to do? You want news? Stop all that crame, live time,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: get on the nice list. We work somebody though, We
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: can work somebody, all right, what you're doing, you can
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: get on the nice list? Where your mum? All right?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: So would you rather eat fruitcake or drink eggnog for
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: three days straight? Oh? I'm drinking egg fruitcake? Man. No,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: I ain't never seen piece good. I don't see the breezon.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like fruitcake. I don't know what the green
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: thing is. You don't have fruitcake? Yeah? All they still
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: got it? Oh yeah, I don't even know how to
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: sale can keep it in that cag because when you're unwrappid,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: its most unrewarded ass, because I've ever been into You
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: got tear your finger nails up lifting that lead off.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: The lead is red, and you gotta unwrap it. You
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  Speaker 1: got turned it up, and then the papers some of
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  Speaker 1: the stuff. There's always some wet ass stuff on top
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  Speaker 1: of it. You gotta sticky. Then you cut it, and
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  Speaker 1: you just all this green and red jelly and her
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  Speaker 1: fault and it's not real fruit and it's strifling whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is. Okay, So lactoast intolerance for three days straight
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  Speaker 1: with that egg. Okay, I ain't lack toast, I drink,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no, I ain't lack toast. Sweet, put some nutmeg
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  Speaker 1: on it. Whoa, Yeah, all lactoast can't tolerate. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get through it. I'm all right. Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: celebrate Christmas for a whole year or only once every
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  Speaker 1: five years? One year every day or just once every
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  Speaker 1: five years? Yeah, I gotta have something to look forward
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  Speaker 1: to this every day. Hold, it's just one year though. No.
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  Speaker 1: Now my wife's gonna extract a gift five days. My
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  Speaker 1: kids all be mad at me because we'll be learning
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  Speaker 1: the real meaning of Christmas. Yea, I have them doing research.
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  Speaker 1: They'll know who all the wise means real name? Was
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  Speaker 1: what the camels came from? How much was the camels?
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  Speaker 1: Did the camels have names? You know? How far was
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  Speaker 1: it northt off from the major? What type of he
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  Speaker 1: was in the manger? Who was in the manger? Looking?
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  Speaker 1: Who owned the manger? It'd be so mad at me?
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of would you rather? Coming
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: up at forty nine minutes after the hour, our last
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  Speaker 1: break of the day, and some closing remarks from the
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to all right, guys, here we are our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day on this Thursday. It's been a good day,
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  Speaker 1: a fun day. Um yeah, hey, you know what from
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  Speaker 1: my closing remarks, I'm gonna play back something that I did. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I got a few comments on it, and so I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was worth playing again. It's just talking about
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  Speaker 1: the importance of the election and something that I had
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  Speaker 1: seen and made a note of. So here it is
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. In closing today, I want to play something.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this election right here, this runoff election in Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: It's critical for us and I just don't know how
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  Speaker 1: else to explain what's going on then to just let
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  Speaker 1: you hear it for yourself. I was listening to herschel
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  Speaker 1: Walker at a speech he was giving at a rally
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  Speaker 1: in Georgia. I'm gonna play it verbatim, and then I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna share with you something that a guy that I
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  Speaker 1: know said about it, and I'm gonna give it to
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  Speaker 1: you verbatim what he said because I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: really profound. Here's herschel Walker giving a speech. This is
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: the exact speech he gave. We're not editing anything, so
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  Speaker 1: go here. I can promise you I ran Russian. They're
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  Speaker 1: not talking about trying to charge a taint out in
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: the desert. They're talking about war. And let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you this either. If we was ready for the Green Agenda,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: I raised my hand right now. But we're not reader
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  Speaker 1: right now. So don't let them fool you like this
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  Speaker 1: is a new agenda. This is not the new agenda.
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  Speaker 1: We're not prepared, we're not reader right now. What we
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: need to do is keep having those gas guzzling cars,
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  Speaker 1: because we got the good emission out of those cars.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing the best thing that we can. But we
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: need help. We need helping those other people not having us,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: China not having us, and then you're not having us.
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  Speaker 1: But yet we're gonna do it all because they spending
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  Speaker 1: your money. You know. Man is so obvious that this
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: guy just something's wrong. And Sean King, who I've had
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  Speaker 1: not a lot of conversations with but a couple, I
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  Speaker 1: just love the guy. He wrote something and I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to read it to you because I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: just the best way to explain it, he said. Number One,
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  Speaker 1: this man clearly has CTE. It's actually sad. All football
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  Speaker 1: players from his generation have it, and he played in
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: a brutal, bruising era. His entire personal life is evidence
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: of CTE, from his violence at home on down. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't need to be in leadership anywhere he needs help.
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  Speaker 1: Number Two, herschel Walker is embarrassing. He's humiliating himself every
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  Speaker 1: time he opens up his mouth. It's a deep insult
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  Speaker 1: that he's even made it this far. The brother isn't
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  Speaker 1: as country. I grew up in the country. The man
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  Speaker 1: is dumb as a rock, and when you force him
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  Speaker 1: to speak on issues, he can't hide it or fake it.
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  Speaker 1: My ten year old son can speak on these issues
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  Speaker 1: with more intelligence and class. And she is in elementary school. Three,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually shameful that the Republican Party and their voters
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  Speaker 1: are trying to pass this black man off on everybody
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  Speaker 1: as a credible candidate. And the irony is that herschel
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  Speaker 1: is everything that white folks have said they hate about
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: black men, but ultimately they know they can control him,
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  Speaker 1: so they are holding their nose over how horrible of
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  Speaker 1: a human being he is. Number Four, we must all
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  Speaker 1: support rock the l Warner to ensure that Herschel Walker
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  Speaker 1: is never in office claiming to represent us. We have
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: just about three weeks to make sure this happen. That's
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  Speaker 1: really so well said. And you all listen. I'm telling you, man,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: we're up against something here that, like I said the
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  Speaker 1: other day, the audacity of this party to pull this
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  Speaker 1: move and to try to shove it down the State
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  Speaker 1: of Georgia's throat like this is a real viable candidate.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody should be offended. Black people will offended because Number one,
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  Speaker 1: how dare you select a person and talking about he's
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: representative of us, that he's for us when he's never
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: been for us. We've never heard from Herschel Walker a
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: day in his life before he started running from Senate.
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  Speaker 1: What has herschel Walker ever done? What philanthropic efforts have
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: you seen herschel Walker come and do an our community
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: or anything like that? So stop telling us he's for us.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: Herschel Walker been just for herschel Walker. Ain't no problem
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: with that. But that's just not who he is, period.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: But you're putting him off on us, like like we're ignorant,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: and we're not. And it's offensive to me that you
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  Speaker 1: would think that we are such a small minded people
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: that we've actually voted for people just because they're black.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you're wrong, man. We got better syce than that.
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  Speaker 1: We know the difference between right and wrong. We know
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: the difference between quality and non quality. We know what
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: education sound like versus lack of education. We know who
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: speaks well, we know what he sounds like, we know
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: what it looks like. But better than that, y'all, I
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: got news for you. We know what it feel like,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: and he don't feel right. But here's the other art.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: If I was a Republican, I would be offended at
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: the Republican National Committee for putting him in the forefront
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  Speaker 1: to represent the party. You should be ashamed of yourself
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: y'all trying to tell me, y'all couldn't have came up
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  Speaker 1: with nobody better. Y'all couldn't became up with Larry Elder.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all couldn't became up with Tim Scott. Y'all couldn't have
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: came up. Y'all could have dug somebody else, something y'all
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: could have went and got at least got in articulate
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: African America. I've never heard a person a candidate be
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: more insulting than herschel Walker is right now, Look, we
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: are going to the polls in Georgia. This will not happen,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: not on our watch. And if you thank you, gonna
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: fool us again with the eleven hundred absentee ballots that
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: you all did not send out, which would have swayed
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: the election and put Raphael Warnock over the fifty percent.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: You thank you, tricky, But I got news for you.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna come vote. We're gonna come vote, We're gonna
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: show up. He's not going to get in. Those are
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  Speaker 1: my closing remarks today. Man, this is sad. We're going
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  Speaker 1: to the close. Y'all fail Warnock every for all, Steve,
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