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Last time on no latency. You want me to cut his legs off
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to just the arms was good enough so he can't attack.
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No, no, we're so racing cars. I just want to make sure that my
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car is the same as his car for one second job.
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I thought you were going to challenge any to a foot race.
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The only true way to find out who's the better racer guys if
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you want yeah? Huh sure did.
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Yeah wait stranger and Sawtooth father of the Steve's all three
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of you now Now need to do a lot of things.
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So get ready, I would like to offer you a position working for
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me. I would hire you under
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biotechnical but you would be a personal assistant of mine, but
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I think that you might make a good Netrunner.
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They what? Gotta pay me.
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You're gonna owe me a favor for layer of flavor.
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Yeah, and you can't say no. Hold on.
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Y'all get a tank? Yeah, we gotta.
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It's a cloning tank. Oh, it's all like a note and all
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got guns or nothing. No, no tracks, no Treads?
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No, no, it's it's this right here, right?
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Yeah. Oh sure.
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Yeah, I can pick that up. I'm gonna I'm gonna toss.
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Jeb, both arms. 40. 300. Yeah, I'll grab this again.
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Don't eat us. I'm not gonna eat them.
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What do you think? I'm some sort of monster or
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something. Your tile goes off.
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It's time for you to take your meds.
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Look I won't be a ball stir. I'm telling now, bro, resistant
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to drugs. It's really interesting that
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your alarm to take your drugs comes at like really funny time.
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Times the times that whenever we mention, oh, it's apropos.
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Every time to eat things. It's very funny.
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Yeah, it's almost as if somebody remembers you have to take it
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and then they ask you to do it. It's not like Ghana official
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time or anything like that. Well, look, if it weren't for
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about 10 more out for hit every time.
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What are the hours? Like what, when does your timer
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go off? Yeah, but it was just a, I just
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accepted the the timer request from Because so it's all about
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technical staffs kinda leans into Iona.
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I have a button and I think it'll be funny.
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I push them up and you just do that once a day, sometimes twice
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its death consistent, the by the command, from biotechnical said
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to have fun with it. Oh, is this not the fun?
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That's that's gotta be bad for me.
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I know it sounds very fun. I was just commenting on how fun
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it was and now that I know that you're behind it until you are
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very fun. Thank you.
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All right. Can we clone my master please?
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I mean we'll buy him dinner first but hold on hold hold.
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Also know you're telling me you guys got a clone and tank to
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clone your master. I mean, is it even your master
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of that point? Or are we going to just brush
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over that a moral quandary? I don't care.
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He is dying. Hey.
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Want to make sure he does not die.
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Well. Yeah.
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But wouldn't he still died and yours?
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Get a copy of them. Like that's like that's like
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saying like, oh let me take a photo copy of this piece of
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paper and then Shred the original.
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You still have a copy, I mean. Okay, so we're just going to
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more of the original got shredded.
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And we're trying to make a photocopy of this shredded so
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that way we can have a somewhat visible copy.
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Yeah, it's like, we took all of the paper out of a paper
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shredder, and we're trying to put back together.
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The original copy and we're just filling in the paper that we
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can't find stranger Master. Is the pieces in between
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stranger Hang on pops up from the bar.
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I thought stranger was with you. Mmm, I died.
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He stayed here to help. Well, I mean, I mean, yeah.
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I mean you guys were getting the tax but that was that was
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yesterday. Isn't he always here?
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Yeah. the door to the, to the bar, opens up and stranger walks
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in, and he is beaten up and bloody I may have fucked up.
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Go on. What?
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Well you guys with the tanks and all that stuff.
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You brought them here and I was like, hey let's celebrate clear
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my head until that stuff arrives.
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So I thought I'd play some cards.
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I heard they had a vending machine and I was like well I'm
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good at cards and wiggles with his teeth.
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Oh shit. Alright stranger hold on, hold
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on. Who is they?
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Well there's this hard place in the combat zone and I was like
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well I could win the vending machine although I did not.
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Does anyone have like a spare? 30,000 Eddie's.
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I can just type today early thousand man.
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I just made the most amount of money I've ever had in my entire
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life and I don't got less than half.
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Of that. I'm just saying, I'm know, I'm
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normally like a pretty lucky kind of guy.
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Hold on, let me check my entities and see where they're
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at one second. Your aunt fds.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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My a duct is they gave me a savings bond a long time ago and
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I kind of put it in the stock market.
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So wonderful, this is all great stranger but my Master's
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currently dying. I thought we were Do this first?
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Yeah. If I don't bring them the money,
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they're gonna come here and kill me.
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So now good thing. It's a secret bar is good night.
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I've been, he may have said, all right.
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Well, I do have a little extra 30,000 Eddie's.
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What I'm sorry. Hold on.
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What do you intend to get myself in GM and stock market plus how
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much you got? Cause I got about a whole lime,
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take a look here. I've got, I got 13:5.
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I have just over 12. We're getting close.
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I have 8,000, well, we are, you go.
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Yeah, actually, what we'll, what they're all the money that we
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have collectively, we have enough to make it.
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So, stranger doesn't get killed and then he doesn't get rated.
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Yeah, but I know I've never, I've never had anyone told me
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money. I've always been the one that
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owes money. Oh yeah, we understand that.
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But no offense. Stranger, I've never seen you
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bring in any kind of money. Well that that's what I was
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trying to do. They've got one of the vending
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machines. So now it's gonna cost us.
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30,000 plus more to get the vending machine.
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I swear, I had the best cards you've ever seen.
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He beat me every time, it was probably cheating.
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Oh yeah. oh, Shit. All right.
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We'll go over there and kill everybody for you, but first,
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can you please help me fix my master?
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All right, and then we'll fix your problem, right?
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Yeah. Oh, well, I can, I can start
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that. Download you lack?
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Yes. So we will download does take
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some time. Hey, ping.
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Yeah, you know, that really loud like scary noise like Iowa or
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rink. I kind of noise.
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Yeah, if you hear that, coming from the basement will.
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You do something about it. Sure, that's really descriptive
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ping. Are you sure you understand what
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he means? Well, I'll be all right.
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I used to work with Domino. That's all three will too.
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Okay. And so you, for sure, this is
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the only way to save my Master's to clone a body and transfer his
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mind. Maybe, well, we can start by
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cloning a body. It's probably a good start that
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that zero guy downstairs he probably could help, you ain't
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got no arms so he can tell you what to do.
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All right. Well, do I have to come with you
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to the place? To do the killing or to the
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clown it? No, I mean, Mark if you're just
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going to go there and if they cheated then maybe like you
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could teach them a lesson because I've actually kill him
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bite me, or her. Yeah, we'll call them all.
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I'll solo shouldn't have way. So is this where we ask for
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money and then you still owe us money?
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Again, I'm sorry, I'm new with. I'm new at this whole in debtor
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thing. Well, I Do do a lot of things
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for you guys for free. Like, I'm gonna make like this
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really important object with all the vending machines and say,
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not asking for much. No, no.
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You're asking for, thirty thousand dollars worth just to
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be very clear. Well, if they cheated, then I
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don't want to give them no money.
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Yes. We also don't want them to be
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alive because they know where the bar is so they can tell all
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sorts of people. So I promise I won't tell any
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more people about the bar. Please just don't even leave the
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bar and I would recommend staying here and not causing any
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other program. All right?
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Well, this is the last time, this one quick creates kind of a
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quest for you guys, so that that might be up to take.
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Yes, I understand just in the future except Quest.
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What's this fucking exclamation mark about that is except class
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skip skip skip? All right, let's go.
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Wait, how did you know exactly how I play RPGs?
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How did you know that? Like I don't know what you said
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and I'm going to follow the map marker.
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Yes. Where do we go?
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All right, let's go. Do you guys need.
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Okay. So we're following the map
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marker. No, I get that.
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But also do you want to go anywhere before you head to this
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place? Do you want to find anything
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else about it? You want to do any like,
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research. Do you need to repair any armor
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and not to poke? But it's been a few weeks.
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And I just want to make sure that you've double checked in
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your she said, skip Gibbs, Gibbs.
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Well, I for sure would like to get some replenish of armor.
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Also, are we re healed by this point?
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Yes, you are. And then, yeah, I would probably
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like, to talk to a fixer about whoever stranger owes us money
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to bang. Yes, right.
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Do you know anything about What stranger has gotten himself
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into? Was it shocks cards, stranger,
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yep. Yep, that's the one.
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Well, that just sounds ominous right off the bat.
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Yes. Well they're a big ticket item
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card house in the combat zone. You fight your way to the table.
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It's what they say. If you don't actually do much
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fighting, you just play cards and a threat, Okay.
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So, all right. Now, I don't mean to be, I don't
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mean to be a nuisance but I have had my fair share of successful
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poker nights. And well, I think we might be
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able to beat them at their own game.
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Yes. And no II.
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Just knew Jeb that you were like, whoa.
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It's poker. I could probably beat them and
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we could win our money back and more, and the vending machine
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and then kill him because they know where the bar is.
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Wow, you said it just like me. Have you been doing?
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Are you practicing? And no, I guess.
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I just Listen to you a lot that's fire.
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Yeah, I would say almost spot-on.
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I couldn't tell for a second Shucks Shucks.
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Scott's is front by Geico Chuck, not very creative because I easy
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friends with tuna Ridley now because they're both fish shark
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and tuna, it was like they would be enemies.
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Yeah I would go with you where I actually don't think that it's
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shocked. Some tuners.
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Don't get along in the wild. Do you know I'm gonna say right
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now that they do get along in the wild tune the yummy tasty
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fish. Welcome interior, yummy tasty
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fish, sharks, eat all kinds of nasty fish.
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And also the tasty words, I like to thank, I promise.
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On my tile time ago, can we? We go.
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I'm gonna look it up in my tile. You guys were.
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Let's hop in. Benna.
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Okay, I'm gonna look it up. I'll come back to you.
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Did you want to know anything else about?
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Yeah. What's what's the cheating
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policy? There.
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No card counting pay on the day but I have had been cheating is
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no card counting in accounting for drink minimum now leaving
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the table. No weapons.
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Hey on the day, no exceptions. Oh well it was a for drink
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minimum that I got us covered. So the debt that stranger has to
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pay has Paid by the end of tonight.
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Also, I have some, this is, this is not Jeb, talking, this is me
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talking. Bad news.
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Actually Jed sucks at gambling. I didn't realize that it was
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legitimate, a legitimate skill with a objective.
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Number two, it, he's not good, not good.
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How many checks out could you raise it?
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I actually do have a fair amount of improvement points that I
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could do that. You know what's carts?
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Please Jeb's gonna take a second and he's going to figure out how
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to use these these Improvement points specialist.
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I'll buy your driving gonna wipe just looking up how to gamble,
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how to gamble. Oh, what's your, what's your
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gamble skill? Its intelligence, which you'll
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never believe this. But his intelligence is actually
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decent but there's no level like I did not put anything into
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gambling. So it's your gamble.
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Level Todd, how intelligence? Yeah, I five a five
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intelligence. Oh, I guess I have innate
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intelligence. That's really good.
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Yeah, my grandpa was sweet. Am I gonna be Amber, you're
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good. Oh, you don't worry.
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I'm doing some under some quick reading.
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Hold on a sec. Well, I hadn't tried to.
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I got a you what they vandals. Also.
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Looking up gun gambling, a book in the van.
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Are you the ringer? I don't actually know what that
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means. Are you the edit says the one
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that everyone thinks isn't good. Oh, it's my first time.
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EG that should that bet they need better?
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Typography. That should be all the way
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around each. An and often is really good
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secretly. I mean I've gambled once or
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twice. I mean I've family dinners and
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things like that, usually turn into a few glasses of whiskey
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and a cigar or two over cards. Yes, I'm Terry.
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Do you money kind of with that Manpower?
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Which, you know, time is money. Oh I can I could try to help.
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I'm really good at Old Maid. Also really good at Solitaire
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old. A shark's to eat tuna.
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The, why would you think otherwise?
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I don't know, some sharks. Where are you?
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Where are you driving us? Remy.
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Well, we're going first off. I think we're going to make a
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pit stop over to our friend. Pull that up real quick.
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I could improve to my gamble up until up to level nine right
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now. But you're gonna burn all of
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those Those points on that. Then yes.
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If it's the rest of the party allows Jeb to be the gambling
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man. Then yes, I will spend it all.
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Who's this? A dirty have one person has a
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right now and forever be benign. If I don't I'm making a stop the
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Clive's place because I gotta, you know, get my armor fixed up
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a business. I also have to get arm hurt
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there. Yeah, that's great.
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Shop outside of Clive's. Click.
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He's had a door installed. Oh these why are the brakes
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making this awful noise? Don't worry about that.
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That's that's fine. Just don't sound so sure that
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those jab content in heaven. Ensign P, MCS got to make sure
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you do that. P MCS.
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Please Mary. Susan, be MCS and service.
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Come on. Oh the MCS please.
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Marry Susan Curtiss. You guys go inside a climb.
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I'm inside class. Yes, you're right.
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It's nice to see you. Hey, Clark, I'm gonna go ahead
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and give him a high five. Right.
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A high-five. See with this third arm.
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How's it going? It's going.
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Alright. Could be better.
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I gotta get I gotta get my armor fixed up.
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Fuck yeah, we will handle it up like well, anyone who needs that
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aren't fixed up. You just drop it in front of me
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and I'll still working on that. Okay, I'm who needs it?
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I take Rendell and my half Shields.
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I'll give them to Clive recharging of those, not a
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problem. Here's the leather duster.
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Just go ahead and get It just passed that right up.
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Don't smell it. All right.
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He puts on a mosque, whatever it is.
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That's probably biased. Remy will drop his chest armor
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Jack on the table. So now he's just topless and
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like the, I got to get that fixed.
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How many pieces that Let's say, simple armor repair is 150 each
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item. Yeah, cool.
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That seems fair cease fire. She need any ammo or grenades or
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anything grenades? Yeah, I'll take a stab.
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The night, five grenades. I've got eight, regular frag for
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smoke, got one flash then. I got one of those sand
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grenades. I'll take the 22.
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To smoke. You know what make their three
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smoke to the regular pad? All right, the the smoke of 50,
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the one of the the explodey ones are 90 you do the math.
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All right, it's on. You got anything new in Clive,
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nothing crazy! I've got new site for the
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weapon. Give you plus one ticket.
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Only one doesn't work on shotguns because that's
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ridiculous. Actually, I would love to be of
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more help in a gunfight. Yes.
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What kind of gun? One.
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Would you like? All right, well, here and I hand
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over my my plus 3 heavy pistol. This isn't that?
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You've got a lot of upgrades on this.
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I do it's because I apparently, I'm a very bad shot.
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There was one time the first time that we ever.
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At did the Domino thing. We was a really good shot but
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now I'm not for some reason you want the the also increasing it
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would do it for me. Yes.
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So you take a shot away from the gun.
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You can only shoot once because one of those shots has to be
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acquired Target. Gives you plus 5 to hit.
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Yes, I would love that. Actually, that's all right, that
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attachment for that weapon is 4000 Eddie's are Right here, you
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are, right? They got it.
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Just clicks on. Oh, yeah.
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And then, they make sure you press your Nano fiber against
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the side. And it syncs with your I just
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mean, no one else gets that bonus with that weapon.
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But, you know, + 5, thats 5. So it's so now my heavy pistol
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is Plus, 8 is what you're telling me.
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Yes, you ridiculous motherfucker, great.
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That's an only shoot it, once. Yes, I changed my rate of fire
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to one. You want to shoot it twice.
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You can undo that you lose your five.
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Okay. You just see.
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Look his clicks on and off. Don't play with it.
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It's it's harder to get off than I thought it would be.
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It's slide firm came sliding but the Clippers.
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Oh, okay. There you go.
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That's great. Gent is you take the glas?
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Grenade, not just took three smokes and two regulars.
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What do they call them? Ones?
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Could be explodey once crack. Now what I do is wonder what
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fresh mints of things inside it. Bragg manse.
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Well that one's Clive. Clive said it's frustrating.
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I got you. That makes a lot of sense.
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You know. I always all I was just calling
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the reg. He's right.
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Great. Can I get to frag grenades Flash
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and a sand. You got it.
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How much is that? Well the sad ones I buy from a
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local shop here in the city. So I paid from them.
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I paid 100 solar charging 120. That's pretty high.
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The other grenades are 90. What Chuck did you get those
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from crystals by Joy? Yeah yeah go ahead and give that
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back so no. Hmm.
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But why? Because we work with joy.
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My poor make a profit, come on. Well, I'm fine.
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Buying some either. We thank you for your patronage
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all the while about these been trading with you.
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Oh, he's been fixing the armor pieces with his third album.
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That's been sort of how much are the recharges.
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The recharges for each one of those is 150 each 15th.
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Okay. Well, clap, if you ever get Me a
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smart weapons. Let me know.
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I was interested in that. And then I was sleeping.
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You're the only smart weapon mate had.
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Was that one? Which I only took, right?
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I was talking about would like smart bullets.
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Just let me know about that, right?
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Yes. And then you got anything
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anything on gambling. What?
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Like a chick like a gambling chip?
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Or like a book? I could read or something really
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have a chip. There's a good point real quick.
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Let me let me roll, see what I've got.
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I mean, he did have like, what a salsa chip or something
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sausages. Yeah, I got it.
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Taught me some really good dance moves.
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I rolled a one. So you definitely have it.
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So why have one gambling chip if one gambling chip and it gives
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you plus one because I wrote another one now much.
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You thinking well, it's a basic gambling chips.
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So it's like, you know, 250 plus 1, it's not bad.
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Hmm. 250? What's your gamble at right?
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Now Remy, if you had to put like an objective number two, it 12
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that was a fuck, I would consider.
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Can you talk to it? What will these to get up to
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next? I don't why.
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You keep sticking your finger in that part.
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That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
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Those brakes really really, really squeak.
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I'm sorry, I just sit didn't have the time to go.
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Take a look at I'm gonna go ahead and come back, I'll drive
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her attitudes, you know what? It's fine.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and see if I can get up in there
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real quick and works right before long, the bottom of it
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being like it's you Corolla the driver side window and gems from
26:56
the passenger seat cruise control This is ridiculous.
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Why why doesn't feel like we're living in a cartoon?
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Don't stop the car. I can't I'm back here.
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I'm stopping the car. Brakes screeching to a halt in
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the middle of the combat zone and of the car, stops it stalls
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because you've been messing with it and there's silence.
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Now as part of the city is dangerous quiet.
27:31
No. Working combat zone is put like
27:34
for our listeners. That don't know if you could
27:36
just catch them up. The combat zone is a place where
27:40
the police don't spend a lot of time and if you don't watch your
27:43
back where you're very likely to get shot, how long do you want
27:48
to spend trying to fix squeaky brakes on your way to this card?
27:53
Shark hole in the combat zone, all the hail stopped, the car,
27:59
in the middle of the combat zone.
28:03
We gotta be quiet if we're gonna make it through here.
28:05
You can't have squeak squeak squeak going by now to fix it.
28:09
That's just like it says that go and meet me down in the desert.
28:13
I said I would take care of it when we got buy it.
28:17
I'll get back in the car. All scary and you fix it
28:19
quickly. Yeah.
28:22
Okay, let's fix it quickly. I I agree.
28:24
The combat zone is a dangerous place.
28:26
A lot of people, I kill her here.
28:30
Are you gonna fix it? I just said, WD-40.
28:35
So in is the most of them are you at 17, you're gonna use a
28:40
lubricant on softly, excuse to stop things.
28:45
I'm appalled, we do it, all stopped squeaking, then that's
28:51
priests are also 17, they successfully gets rid of the
28:54
squeak. Okay, the plate itself that
29:00
you'd bet we needed to use was Actually caught up with a bunch
29:04
of debris and that was kept scraping up against the wheel.
29:06
So the lubricant help. Remove that debris and now it's
29:10
not squeaking as much I guess this is like a like a 1960s VW
29:15
van like has drum brakes. Like it does not have disc
29:18
brakes. That makes sense to me.
29:21
That's true. Oh, you didn't say WD-40.
29:24
You said, w d for D. Yeah.
29:28
Oh, right. Nanobots.
29:32
Yes, Nanobots of replace the whole break.
29:36
Oh, I totally understand. It's working.
29:40
It's a coven. Protect.
29:43
All right, let's go. It's not Nanobots are fairies.
29:47
These fairy magic. Great.
29:48
Okay, let's get out of here. I'm Gonna Roll On by these
29:52
brakes are extremely responsive. I wrote it for you guys manage
30:02
to get the car back up and running drive towards sharks
30:06
cards and which zone is that to the combat zone in the combat
30:12
zone. But the lower one have you guys
30:16
considered the fact that the name of the shop is sharks cards
30:21
and their card sharks? No, only my Harmony I did not
30:27
even think of that. No, I don't, ignore chart.
30:30
Well, I'll come back to you Jim. I can't tell if you are being
30:36
sarcastic or not. No, my sarcastic toggles, not on
30:41
right now. You think incredibly sarcastic?
30:45
Yeah, it's kind of saw knows whole thing, ain't it?
30:48
So what's the play? I vote, go on and kill everyone
30:52
but that's what I like doing. Okay, what was that song?
30:56
Mystic and they also have event. She yeah they do.
31:01
So they say well, I so here. Here's our dilemma.
31:05
So annoyed. I am leaning towards your side
31:09
because we have apparently divulge the location of our
31:14
quote unquote secret base. And that's very dangerous for us
31:19
right now. So killing them might be on the
31:22
good side. So I start throwing in a bunch
31:26
of grenades this through the windows.
31:29
Yeah. But but let's be honest, we
31:30
can't just start killing everybody.
31:32
Who knows about the bar because it is an underground bar.
31:37
So now people aren't going to want to come with.
31:38
They find out that people are killing them because they know
31:40
about it. Underground bar, the puzzle
31:43
point of us having an underground bar was actually so
31:47
that we had a secret place to bring Domino back to and not to
31:52
actually have a bar. I people can know about it, just
31:56
not people that are enemies of us.
32:00
Well, they're not really of us as far as stranger, this is
32:02
strange. As the also, what was working
32:04
with us? They don't know that they
32:07
probably do well running you bring up a good point.
32:11
So what, what if, what if we go we win more than strangers debt
32:17
Give it back to them. So this is from stranger.
32:21
And then we go home with our winnings and the vending
32:24
machine. And then what reason would they
32:27
have to come after us? All right.
32:31
If we don't win with the vending machine, is that it?
32:35
Could we do two things at once? Saunas, plan could we just steal
32:43
it welcome. Now, hold on.
32:49
We started. Okay, I'm just gonna shut up.
32:58
No II. Think that it's what you brought
33:01
up as a good point, then do the thing is, is that we're in the
33:04
combat zone, correct? Whether it's all violent, you
33:07
have to fight to get to the tables, anyways?
33:09
Right, which means there's probably a massive security
33:16
Force. I'm All right, so I suggest that
33:23
one or two of us play, while the other two, for the rest of the
33:30
team proceeds to case The Joint. So that way, we can enact a
33:35
better plan that I can think of at the moment.
33:38
And if there's one thing I've been dying to do for a few
33:41
sessions. Now, it's to go, all sneak a
33:44
date, you lack, a few sessions. Those are what I say, you just
33:49
sessions of. What are you?
33:52
I like to call our escapades. I like to break them up into
33:55
what I call sessions. You know, mean nothing except a
33:59
kind of chapters of our last, okay?
34:04
I would consider this whole Debacle a chapter, not just like
34:10
this one session. Well, let's put it this way.
34:14
Do you think there's gonna be a? You think we're going to get
34:17
through this whole eschar current.
34:20
Escapade, this whole Hast in one session or two sessions, I don't
34:24
know what that mean. How long is the session?
34:27
Yes, let's stop getting all super meta in our heads and just
34:31
it's I'm still in the game. I don't know what you're talking
34:35
about. Currently.
34:38
Iona and rabi, you go in and Gamble and me and Jeb go sneak
34:45
around and try to case the place.
34:48
And if things go, south, I have of smoke grenades.
34:51
And a lot of other grenades that I could use to cause a big
34:54
distraction. Okay, I got some smoke grenades
34:58
to Atlanta claim, or I got a claim or two if you want one.
35:01
Sure. Here's Claymore Mine.
35:04
Okay? I will blow everything up.
35:08
But if things go south but I think our objectives are to find
35:13
out where the vending machine is.
35:15
First of all and then possibly gaining a lot of money, getting
35:20
the trust of these people might, you know, make it so that they
35:25
reveal, that is the demotivation Zone.
35:28
What is it called? Combat zone is talking, is the
35:33
combat zone in the Badlands. No, it's not.
35:38
Okay, okay. So it's just the like shitty
35:42
part of town. It's the unpoliced part of town.
35:45
So, there is no police coverage here.
35:50
I see, I see you guys are still in the van.
35:53
What are you gonna do? Romans gonna light a smoke.
35:58
Conjure up a pair of sunglasses on his video.
36:01
Screams media Outlets TV screen as if he's wearing sunglasses,
36:06
get out. And lo walk his way in outside
36:13
the front of shots card says you open door.
36:20
There is a very large. Dude, big guy, he's got a little
36:25
name. Badge, it says Big Jack.
36:28
Do I go bald? Yeah.
36:29
Are you yeah? All right, cool.
36:32
I'm gonna go ahead and head on in like no weapons.
36:36
Any points at this weapon chest as a fingerprint scanner on it.
36:41
Sure, I'll go ahead and I'll put both Ash and Maria in cyber Can
36:51
guys got anything else? No matter what you do?
36:57
He buy me dinner first? No, no, seriously.
36:59
Are you concerned? Sure.
37:01
All right. Any Patsy down?
37:02
Are you hiding anything? No, not on anything.
37:05
He finds nothing. He was a 19 or you going you
37:09
know, parking behind the building you guys in the
37:12
vehicle. I I am getting out of the
37:16
vehicle as well, but I'm leaving My gun with Vandal, right?
37:24
Then do puts your gun in their jacket with a zipper.
37:30
I'm sorry. I was just making sure my
37:33
weapons were left with someone. I trusted I was is Vendo coming
37:38
with us? Yes.
37:40
Windows. Going with you, okay.
37:45
They are going to take the car around back.
37:50
All right. Jab.
37:51
Let's go park this car somewhere less conspicuous.
37:57
We're on back, that's where the parking garages but the parking
38:01
lot. You don't have a garage, maybe a
38:05
few blocks away, might be preferred.
38:08
Wear whatever you like. Alright, Madam.
38:14
Is it? I don't really like honorifics,
38:19
but what would you like, until this stuff?
38:22
But Pasco will pass code is. Do you have any weapons on you?
38:26
Do not. You can central part though?
38:30
I do excellent. All right.
38:32
Do you know, Remi will hold the door open for Ayanna and as the
38:39
door shuts it it lightly locks behind you.
38:45
That's not unnerving. Like a mechanical like a like a
38:48
mechanical, click or like need a button to reopen, probably as
38:53
part of the security measure of there being no guns and weapons
38:56
inside. Okay.
39:00
When you walk in, there are five tables as some people sitting at
39:04
one of the tables, it is a quiet night.
39:08
At one of the tables, there is a guy who's wearing a skull mask?
39:12
He's not saying anything. And above the bar, there is a
39:14
turret and above the door that says staff and toilet.
39:18
Sorry staff. And wc is another turret.
39:24
I would like to do an ocular pat-down on the individuals here
39:29
to see if they are sneaking in any weapons.
39:32
Sure, bro for it. 19. Yes.
39:44
No one's really able to conceal anything, you're fairly certain
39:47
that Eddie has a knife. Because you notice Eddie the
39:52
trick sitting at one of the tables.
39:58
What is their policy on real birds?
40:06
Rail birds meeting people who watch and don't participate.
40:11
there is no posted argument, you have to ask There's nothing
40:17
posted saying that you can't just watch.
40:20
Okay. Well rummy, I haven't played
40:32
poker or Jack or whatever. We're going to be playing in
40:35
quite a long time. I have not seen my family in
40:40
many years. It may all come back to me, it
40:45
might not. I've never been in here but I'm
40:50
really good at Old mate. So you don't know that.
40:54
I think about it, we might not have been the best choices.
41:01
What do you think? Should we sit together or should
41:03
we sit at Separate Tables? Hmm, I think.
41:10
Well, it looks like there's only one game going on so we should
41:13
probably sit at the same table. Probably about double up our
41:15
chances. Splitting up didn't seem like an
41:19
help out anything else right? I suppose you're right.
41:26
It's all right. Once I get some liquor in me I
41:27
usually get better. So we're going to go join the
41:33
table with Eddie the trick and the others.
41:38
Excellent. You guys walk over to that
41:41
table. While you guys were chatting,
41:47
the guy in the skull mask loses a hand, not his actual handy
41:51
loses, a hand of cards throws down the last of his chips.
41:56
Fuck this gets up. Pay some extra money into the
41:59
bar. Knocks back a shot and leaves,
42:03
and do we recognize that guy at all?
42:06
Rock, perception. The door closes lightly as he
42:10
leaves. Click, that's the walk.
42:14
No. Now, you do not for rolling, a
42:16
15 in perception, you do not recognize who that is.
42:21
But you sat down at the table and they're in.
42:23
Front of you, is somebody. You do not recognize wearing a
42:26
little name badge that says Bates.
42:29
And Eddie the trick who you do recognize who gives retro a very
42:33
interesting book senior before. Oh yeah.
42:38
Where Some, did you work at the race?
42:44
Race. What race black rice?
42:48
What's the blood race and bait starts passing out some cards?
42:55
And we fade it outside to Bendel.
42:59
Jeb. And so, no arrests are.
43:03
No. I'm thinking there's gotta be
43:05
another way into this place. I mean, just one front door.
43:09
Come on. Yeah, is there any Windows?
43:14
Is this a one-story building? Yes.
43:17
Okay, then you open Windows, any other entrances?
43:21
There's guys window on the back of the building.
43:25
Ng. There's a on the back.
43:29
Very top of the building, there is a big curved glass window and
43:34
there seems to be a window smaller one that leads to a
43:37
bathroom with frosted glass over it.
43:39
And what about the roof was it go.
43:42
It's got an air conditioning unit from what you can see,
43:44
you'd have to get up there, table a bit more of a look.
43:47
All right, so no throw me up there.
43:49
Okay, I will go to the. Nope, hold on.
43:54
Cut that back. Slow.
43:59
Go. Take a look.
44:00
Once you go girl. All right, your birdlife.
44:04
Forget that you have will get you a bird's-eye view at the
44:07
building. Yeah.
44:10
A girl was just so you know, Blair event from the bathroom
44:13
that conditioning unit and some drainage pipes, it's actually
44:17
pretty standard. Well, I like them xan's you
44:20
seeing this. So do you see in there?
44:22
Vents are usually very small, not somebody, especially with
44:27
the building. This small probably would not be
44:29
large enough to crawl through. I am very small.
44:33
Mmm, maybe even do good girl. All right, I've got an idea.
44:37
We'll split this. What if we Go in like, we're
44:41
gonna hold up the place, you understand?
44:44
We go in, there we go, in guns load locked and loaded.
44:50
We make it seem like, we're the ones get her that are going to
44:53
actually steal the chips or the money or whatever they got on
44:57
there. I don't know.
44:58
I'm being sad yet and then the real people doing the Houston.
45:03
Well, that's our friends on the inside.
45:06
So they're all focused on us. They're trying to kill us.
45:09
Us, of course, we're slippery. Bastards will get out of there,
45:12
no problem. But our friends on the inside
45:16
cat, wildly, they're distracted by it.
45:18
But what I was in the middle of a play, I know.
45:21
But how are we going to communicate that plan?
45:22
Now that they're already inside? Oh, I don't know.
45:26
Throw them a note or something and then we send them.
45:31
A message will be a little wheel, the tire if we could
45:35
message them that, We are going to rob the place then we're
45:41
gonna make it seem like we're robbing the place.
45:43
They're gonna be the ones that are robbing places.
45:45
See what I'm doing there. Like, it's a complicated plan.
45:49
I feel like that's not a good idea.
45:52
Van daele. What do you got?
45:54
Then, that was my best play. I've been thinking about that
45:56
for two minutes. You'll plan your, you found it.
45:59
Then I thought I was very small. Okay.
46:03
Well, that was step. One of the plan you get in.
46:06
You throw a Bomb, I'll take out the guy on the front.
46:09
I running, I got the guns, I start Bing Bang.
46:12
Boom, I'm saying, I'll and then this is the.
46:14
I've been wanting to say this ever since I was a little kid.
46:17
All right, everybody hands in the air.
46:20
This hairs a holdup. Oh, my donut sound cool.
46:24
Yes, but Our friends are already inside.
46:29
Exactly, they're gonna do, they're gonna get us.
46:35
This is kind of a left-field idea.
46:37
I'm not sure how it how. I mean, this goes back to my
46:40
plan of kill everybody. So if we just robbed the place
46:44
and kill everybody, then we can just actually robbed the place,
46:48
except we're not the ones. Robbing the place.
46:50
I understand Vanessa, it's just sends a message.
46:56
That just says the word. All right, what help.
47:02
Okay. Okay.
47:04
Back. Can't talk in game.
47:10
Okay, we have three plants. Okay, one send Vendo through the
47:14
vents to fake Rob, the place. No, it would know, we're really
47:19
robbed when it but just the people that seem like the Rob
47:22
and I are gonna be the ones that are doing the actual Robin to
47:26
rob the place. Three kill everybody, and also
47:29
robbed the place. I don't see why we can't do a
47:31
big old conglomeration, all them plans, okay?
47:34
So then Del you. Oh n, check it out first.
47:39
Okay, and then when you give the signal, we will just go in with
47:45
a flash flash grenades and our smoke bomb base.
47:49
Rob the place. Do you want me to try and open
47:52
the bathroom window? Sure.
47:55
We can go in through the back. It's not a bad idea.
47:59
All right. You fixed me up onto the roof.
48:01
Yes, I left window up, right. Roll.
48:03
Athletics. Don't need to boost.
48:05
You have a power leg. Oh yeah.
48:07
That's right. I don't need a personal to be
48:14
cool. Why are you doing this?
48:29
I've got my leg, I'm gonna use my leg, okay, they rolled a 10
48:34
and a 3 and they jump onto the roof, they rolled a crit.
48:38
So when they land on the roof, the actuator lets out a little
48:43
bit of air and it cushions the fall and no one hears them land
48:46
on the roof. Oof the foot, then latches into
48:50
the side and they flick it up with their toe and they're bent
48:53
just opens. They jump down into the
48:56
bathroom. And then the bathroom window
49:00
opens and their hand comes out with a big thumbs up, the signal
49:06
wonderful, good job. And oh, thanks Santo.
49:11
I'ma be honest. I forgot what we're supposed to
49:13
be doing when when they give us the signal.
49:17
Is this one? We are we taking out the guy on
49:19
the front, the hands that hand light waves you in let's sneak
49:23
in see what's there scout out the place and then Now, when I
49:28
give a signal of a thumbs up, we just start killing everybody or
49:34
book the football. Hold on, hold on.
49:35
I love to play it. Love it.
49:36
Just one. Minor tweak to the idea before
49:41
he started killing folks. Can I place a hands in the air?
49:46
This hairs hold up. Yes, you can be okay.
49:50
We can pretend to hold your first Diane's and thank you.
49:54
I just want to say, you know I think we really been good
49:56
friends for a while now and I appreciate you.
49:59
And Sad. Jeb you guys coming.
50:09
Awesome job guys. We do Springs closed.
50:13
Sets we can be teammates. Okay, we are team mates.
50:20
We do not have to be the best of friends Tara together.
50:25
That sounds for that sounds great.
50:30
All right, let's go Sloane's. Swooping down.
50:34
Almost all baby. Oh, you cute little thing.
50:38
So, do you guys go into the bathroom window?
50:40
Yes, we go into the best guys crawl into the bathroom window.
50:45
And now you Sano Jeb. And then Del are all in a single
50:51
occupancy bathroom together. I will listen on the corner.
51:01
To see if there's anything on the other side.
51:06
What do you hear? Roll perception?
51:09
Okay, don't open the door yet, let me listen.
51:16
Sixteen. There's no one on the other side
51:19
of the door. What'd you hear nothing?
51:24
I smell. Holy open the door and peek out.
51:28
You see a whole way. And in this whole way, it's not
51:32
nothing really much but there is a black light on the ceiling.
51:35
There's a really creepy black light painting of a ghost on the
51:39
wall, the hills that, I don't know.
51:44
There's no security cameras or feeds or any weird Tech here.
51:51
There's no cameras in this whole way.
51:55
Okay Emily that's weird. Right us on to this money.
52:04
Okay, let's try to go into the office.
52:10
I guess and ice. See if someone's in there.
52:14
But let me let me take the phone on this one.
52:16
Ok, to it? Start early.
52:19
I thought you'd never ask 20 as you sneak up to the door, you
52:25
crack it ever, so slightly, and they're in the room sitting at
52:31
the desk. Is a very large man, the Hat on
52:34
sideways, it says shark on it and he's smoking a big fuck-off,
52:39
cigar his legs under desk and he's Talking to someone on some
52:44
sort of device. He's in the office.
52:46
Yep. Sitting at the desk.
52:48
All right. Same Elders.
52:50
There's just one guy in their math.
52:52
Like we could take problem is I'm I mean, I gotta I got this
52:59
combat shovel, but I do good with it.
53:04
Otherwise, my girls are kind of layout.
53:07
Is he can go in there and snicker-snack.
53:10
I can attempt a surprise attack but I cannot approach him from
53:16
this angle. He's looking at the door now.
53:20
We'll if we had some sort of get this distraction, let me, I'll
53:28
just back out. I'll go straight in.
53:30
Through the front door and site with me, stay with me.
53:34
Me. Hey, hands up this.
53:37
Here's a holdup. Come on Sal.
53:41
Give it somebody jab. If you want to try and kill
53:45
yourself by doing a fake robbery, as a distraction, I
53:48
sound like properly. This whole thing.
53:51
Fake real robbery. Then I am going to let get past
53:54
the body guard at the front on your own.
54:00
Hey we'll let you do this. Go for it.
54:06
If this is your dream, you must follow it.
54:09
Are you sure? No.
54:11
But Robins, you would anyway. Okay?
54:14
I will wait here. And when the shark comes out of
54:18
his office, I will incapacitate him.
54:22
I love it. All right, what I was gonna say
54:25
way for will signal, but I think you know what the signals gonna
54:28
be a boy. Hey, I'm sup this year's,
54:31
although this here's a whole time.
54:33
You got it. That's it.
54:34
All right, all right. Singing two minutes.
54:37
Okay. Jeff, you had to the bathroom
54:38
and we go back to the table inside of sharks cards, where
54:44
Iona and retro of just played a hand or two.
54:48
Can you both roll a gambling, check, please?
54:51
Shit. Right.
54:55
Well, is that explode? Yeah, it already did it for you.
54:59
You rolled 28 and I rolled a one and a nine just not enough.
55:05
Even to beat iona's role of 16. Well that's interesting.
55:12
You both 870 Eddie's retro do you earned an extra in the other
55:18
hand? 650 Eddie's.
55:22
Wow. And you have some I'm to talk to
55:24
the people at the table. Wow.
55:27
You know, beginner's luck I guess, right.
55:31
So like pretty much all. I got to do is just build a hand
55:34
off of the river, right? That's it.
55:38
Yeah. Well, these two cards, man.
55:40
This is it's a lot better than solitaire.
55:45
Yeah. A lot better Eddie, Eddie you
55:50
look a little flustered. Are you?
55:52
Okay? Are you?
55:54
I don't seem to be able to beat you guys ever.
55:57
The fuck is that about, many the trick.
56:00
Who is you got us me? But Pasco, and yeah.
56:04
You, and the gym and the crew people.
56:08
Oh. So, you figured out who we were.
56:10
Yeah, video, you were. There are many people with the
56:13
TV forehead. Well, you know what Eddie here?
56:17
Going to flick a quarter to him. And just say here, go ahead.
56:22
Just stick that up your asshole because you just played
56:24
yourself. Know what retro, fuck you.
56:28
I didn't have if it's a good thing.
56:30
I don't have my gun. You know what?
56:33
Fuck you too. You know what?
56:35
Fuck this, you guys can get fucked.
56:37
That was such a sore loser here and he storms out.
56:45
Suck my big fat dick and he he burst out through the doors.
56:54
Door closes and go silent terrible loser and you just left
56:58
there with the dealer and YouTube.
57:01
If you will get a text from Donald just be prepared.
57:07
Jab is going to take Rob real Rob, the place in the next
57:12
minute. Around me were the only two
57:16
people here, so we're not playing against anyone else.
57:20
Gonna guess we are playing? Yes, my house.
57:23
Yeah, so I was just playing against house but we are the
57:27
only two here. Have you checked your, your text
57:31
message? You didn't get another text from
57:33
Jeb saying it's not a fake robbery.
57:35
It's a real robbery. I'm just the one.
57:38
Is this a group message? you get a really long
57:43
explanation, text message from jab which is now postponed him
57:47
breaking in because he's frantically typing outside on
57:50
his tail and then I'm going to do this and this You guys like
57:54
have to kind of Doom scroll, a little bit to get to the bottom
57:57
of it. Well, I mean, I haven't checked
58:00
my phone or I haven't checked my tile yet and I think I only you
58:06
could just read yours because your cyberware right without
58:10
even having to look at your tile.
58:13
Yes, I can. Yes, okay, yeah.
58:16
So I'm just I'm like, no, I haven't checked my tile, it just
58:19
be rude, but You think I should go get a drink right now.
58:25
Could you get us both a drink? Yeah, yeah, seven and seven.
58:32
Just just the seven for me. The second seven, not the first
58:36
seven. Okay, I'll go to the bar and
58:40
order. You go to the ball.
58:42
There is a smaller gentleman at the bar.
58:45
The name badge that says Jack. Yeah.
58:49
Hi. Two drinks please.
58:51
I like to get a Seven and Seven. - the first seven, and right.
58:56
I'd also like to get Bahama mama.
58:59
If possible Chuck, I'll be 100. Wisdom for drink minimum.
59:03
There's a, for drink minimum, in this house and two drinks.
59:07
One of them being a 7-Up is $50. Did you guys who are winning?
59:14
Have a problem with that, that was, that was Jade.
59:17
That was entirely wanna Iona is has a much higher cool than Than
59:23
that. What the fuck?
59:26
DM retches. Just gonna go ahead and he's
59:29
gonna pay 120 because it's gonna tip ahead of time because you
59:32
want to make sure that you're always on the good side of the
59:35
bartender. And it's like, I'm just just
59:39
gonna go. Yeah.
59:40
You know that it's interesting, last time I was in a place,
59:45
typically, you know, gambling usually drinks were For the most
59:50
part free because, you know, usually like getting your guests
59:53
all boozed up because I make dumb decisions, But whichever
59:57
way you make your money by making money, more on sale in
59:59
the booze and playing cards, huh?
1:00:02
Do you think that but high rollers when they're working in
1:00:07
here? Essentia comes in.
1:00:10
He's one lucky motherfucker. Oh well, I guess luck for me.
1:00:15
He hasn't shown up yet. Yes, I mean, they're free C to
1:00:21
your table. I guess.
1:00:24
Fate looks like we need to fill a seat.
1:00:30
You think more the merrier I guess?
1:00:45
Next time, I'm no latency. Just said it was 50.
1:00:54
Now, you're aware that I can kill you right now.
1:00:57
If I wanted Iona iona's just staring blankly past Bates,
1:01:02
trying to read everything. That Jeb wrote, I will message,
1:01:06
Jeb unsheathed, his combat shovel about to turn the corner.
1:01:11
Fuck this, if it's gonna be 100, then, just give me some
1:01:13
moonshine. Ready?
1:01:14
What the fuck are you doing? This guy's really making me mad.
1:01:18
It looks like they stack. The deck against you see how big
1:01:21
this place is stealthily. Make my way around the shelves.
1:01:25
I'm not sure why you pulled the gun at me.
1:01:26
Mason Jar full of moonshine, why motivating?
1:01:30
I'm texting in the group chat? Like we just started this group
1:01:33
message like today, which was cool and all, but maybe maybe we
1:01:38
should be texting so much during a heist.
1:01:42
It's all coming up. Jab, thank you, Jeff.
1:01:46
That was I was having a hard time there.
1:02:11
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