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Happy Birthday Carla Ferrell - 10.13.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all suit looking back to back down, giving them mong
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck things in its tub. Y'all to
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  Speaker 1: be true. Good to Tete Harty listening to me? When
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  Speaker 1: you together for Stu barn Quick, why don't you join?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah by joint period doing me? Honey said, do you
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  Speaker 1: go turning? You run you you gotta turn the turn
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  Speaker 1: turn you love it got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water. Come come on your back. Uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now. I wanted only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah I do, man, God is
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  Speaker 1: good Hey today, I just want to get right to
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  Speaker 1: it because this has really been pressing me. I woke
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  Speaker 1: up and this was on my mind, and I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to share it with you because I know this for
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  Speaker 1: a fact. See I've I've lived this for a fact.
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  Speaker 1: And you know the majority of things I talked about
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  Speaker 1: in the morning before we get started with the regular show.
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  Speaker 1: It's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I know, and so I really really understood why
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  Speaker 1: God has had my life go the way that is gone,
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  Speaker 1: Because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have all these tests that I passed, all
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  Speaker 1: these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
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  Speaker 1: of those, the good and the bad, what could I
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  Speaker 1: share with you in the morning? What could I tell
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  Speaker 1: you about hanging What could I tell you about failing
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  Speaker 1: and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
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  Speaker 1: in now when all hope was gone? How could I
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  Speaker 1: share that with you unless I've had those moments myself.
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  Speaker 1: And so I've really come to the realization that I am,
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  Speaker 1: just like all of you, the some total of my past,
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  Speaker 1: just as you are the sum total of your past.
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  Speaker 1: It is these bumps and bruises, the ups and downs,
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  Speaker 1: the peaks and valleys, that create us who we are today.
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  Speaker 1: All you got to do is be grateful for the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you survived at all, and somehow you still
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  Speaker 1: sitting here, you still standing. So with that in mind,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what happens to you. I don't care what you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare give up under no circumstances. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care who told you know I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: told you you never make it. I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: who has shown you no faith. I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: ain't believed in you. I don't care what you heard
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  Speaker 1: about him saying behind your back. Don't you dare dare
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  Speaker 1: ever give up? It is the biggest trick that the
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  Speaker 1: enemy has is making us think we ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: The biggest trick that enemy has is filling our minds
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  Speaker 1: with hopelessness, to to to uh to, to water down
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  Speaker 1: on the illusion that there's a possibility that you might
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  Speaker 1: still have a chance to get over. The biggest trick
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  Speaker 1: he uses is when you make a mistake and you fall,
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  Speaker 1: He gets you to start to thinking it's final, that
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  Speaker 1: there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there is
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  Speaker 1: no recovery. He just makes you think it's final. He
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  Speaker 1: is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: what besets you, befalls you, trips you up, what circumstantial
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  Speaker 1: situations may arise. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
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  Speaker 1: Because listen to me, these are tests that you are
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  Speaker 1: going through, and these tests whether you pass the test,
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  Speaker 1: or it appears that you've failed the test, the test accomplish.
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  Speaker 1: It's the mission if you're smart about it. If you
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  Speaker 1: pass the test, Let's say you're going through a situation
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  Speaker 1: and you get over and it goes the way you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do, then what you've learned is if you
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  Speaker 1: hang in there, there's a light at the end of
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  Speaker 1: the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished. If you fail the test
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  Speaker 1: and it doesn't go the way you want it and
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  Speaker 1: it goes the opposite and it turns out into a
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  Speaker 1: negative result, and in response you were looking for is
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  Speaker 1: a no. That's not final. That doesn't mean it's over.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it's time to turn back. It simply
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  Speaker 1: means that now you have learned a valuable experience. You
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  Speaker 1: have learned a valuable lesson. You now know what not
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  Speaker 1: to do. You are now because you know what not
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  Speaker 1: to do, another step closer to getting it right. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, It has to happen this way. You have
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  Speaker 1: to have the rain in your life to get the
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  Speaker 1: flowers in your life. You got to have the darkness
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  Speaker 1: in your life to appreciate the sunshine in your life.
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  Speaker 1: You got to have woes and worries to appreciate the joys.
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  Speaker 1: It is merely a test. So when you get through failing,
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  Speaker 1: and you get through stumbling, and you get through messing
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  Speaker 1: it up, all that's getting you one step closer to
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  Speaker 1: getting it right. On my relationship ended, I'll never be
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  Speaker 1: able to find another person like that. Not only will
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  Speaker 1: you not be able will not only will you be
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  Speaker 1: able to find a person like that, You can find
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  Speaker 1: a person that far better than that if you don't
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  Speaker 1: give up. But see, sometimes you got to go through
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  Speaker 1: the bad ones to get to the good ones. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you dare dare ever give up? I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you if you lose a love one. And
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  Speaker 1: Lord knows, I've lost some people I've loved dearly, with
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  Speaker 1: every inch in me. I've lost my mother, my father,
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  Speaker 1: my brother, and my best friend. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: know people who have lost their children. Goodness, man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't even imagine that, but they kept on going. What
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  Speaker 1: you're giving up for? Oh, I got you miss him,
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  Speaker 1: and I got you grieving, But I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you let the devil make you think it's over
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  Speaker 1: for you because somebody else ain't still here. It was
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  Speaker 1: their time. Now I'm not trying to listen to blow
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  Speaker 1: for you, but I'm trying to get you up on
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  Speaker 1: your feet so you can stop all this old woe
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  Speaker 1: is me because the things is happening to you. You're
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  Speaker 1: not the first person that's happened to Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: let's get a grip. Let's wrap your mind around this thing.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to move forward, if it's just in
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  Speaker 1: memory of those people. I was on one of the
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  Speaker 1: commercial breaks on Family Feud the other day and somebody
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  Speaker 1: asked me, uh something, and I forgot the question, but
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  Speaker 1: my answer was I always wanted my mother and father
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  Speaker 1: to be proud of me, and in that absence and
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  Speaker 1: their demise, I'm hoping, just somehow, man, that they're watching me,
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  Speaker 1: that I'm down here, that I'm doing better, that I'm
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  Speaker 1: making something about myself, that I'm loving my wife, that
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking care of my kids. It's to my old
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  Speaker 1: man to see that about me. You know, I want
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  Speaker 1: my mother to see I'm trying to get my life
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  Speaker 1: together over here, you know, say I'm trying to be
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  Speaker 1: a better person. My mom was a Sunday school teacher
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  Speaker 1: for forty years. She's been praying for me for a
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  Speaker 1: long time. I just hope, man, and that's all I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: It's just hoping that they see me so they can't
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  Speaker 1: be proud of me. See you, you you, you you.
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  Speaker 1: You got to understand that when you make these mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: that when you fall and stumble and you get it
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  Speaker 1: oh so wrong, it ain't over for you. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: dare dare dad ever? Give up? Don't stop thinking, man,
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  Speaker 1: because it ain't happening just the way you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: that it ain't meant to be. You know why you're
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  Speaker 1: being tested right now, because there is no testimony without
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  Speaker 1: the test. You got to go through something. It's all
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  Speaker 1: good man telling you. I just wanted to share that
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  Speaker 1: with you. Don't you give up out there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what's happening. Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The
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  Speaker 1: victories coming, but you ain't gonna get it if you quit.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, y'all. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: people from all around the world. You are listening. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, close to the baddest morning show in the
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  Speaker 1: land by none. Ain't nothing else even close. Team. Oh
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  Speaker 1: it's others own, but why you know. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just because it's other stations. I don't even see. Good morning, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve. Some caller. Hey, what's going on? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: I need to turn your micro back? Junior morning Up,
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  Speaker 1: I'm too loud, Jay, Anthony Brown food, you ain't top
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  Speaker 1: of the morning. What's going on? Sherley Carlin Leaders Leaders
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  Speaker 1: of Content and Direction. Well, you know what, let us
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  Speaker 1: go going on? You do know what's going on today?
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  Speaker 1: It's Carlin's birthday. Birthday perfect, Carlin, Thank you, Creel, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank your birthday. I like that. The megaphone remix. It's
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  Speaker 1: eight years old. Girl, Thank you, guys, thank you. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited. Yeah, and oh my god, it's a lucky day.
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  Speaker 1: That is. I don't believe it. I don't any day
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  Speaker 1: you up is a good day. I don't what is right?
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  Speaker 1: What a Saturday to fourteen? I mean, you know what
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  Speaker 1: what different doing? Me? M M? What they do. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do the whole much. Just don't mess with
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  Speaker 1: sudden stuff. You know, I'm not really superstitious, but certain
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  Speaker 1: things that just don't mess with, like well just like
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  Speaker 1: well black black cats, you know, breaking room. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to round me. Yeah, I don't want to round.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you something else I don't do. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't walk through cemetery, no way, even if it saved
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  Speaker 1: me a lot of time. Yeah, part of I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: walk around. I got time for that. I can walk
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  Speaker 1: all the way around. I read all the name. It's
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  Speaker 1: just like eerie feeling when you're in there. Man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: now I'm with you. I'm gonna walk all the way around.
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  Speaker 1: I had a party. Used to do that. Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna c Yeah, we go over Paul's house. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: cut through Cimtony. No, I'm not. You go all the
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  Speaker 1: way around to Yeah, well you don't get that to
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  Speaker 1: the marrow. I'm cool. But if you take the short ride,
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  Speaker 1: we're cutting through the I'm gonna hand up over there,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna wait till there's my turn. Us rush
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  Speaker 1: going in the way. Be On Santas used to walk
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  Speaker 1: home from school. He said, you used to have to
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  Speaker 1: run through the cemetery. No one, he's so fast and
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  Speaker 1: for Mayas, that's I'm not doing that. I'm with you
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  Speaker 1: on that. Wow. Okay, well we got for thirty something funny. Well,
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  Speaker 1: happy birthday, Carla, thank you more. Friday thirteen stuff, we
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  Speaker 1: started something I think we did. Yeah, all right, we'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go. It's something funny. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: Friday thirteenth stuff. And what is this? Jay? You said
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  Speaker 1: the horror movie? You want to do that? That sounds good.
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  Speaker 1: We can't do that. If you're don't do a horror movie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to. You have to have if you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a harrd movie. All right, let's go. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, if you're black, if you're a black man
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  Speaker 1: in a horror movie, you will be the first to die.
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  Speaker 1: Happen it, don't make it credits, it's not gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: no way. And then you just you're you're gonna die
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  Speaker 1: right off the back for seven minutes. I got one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have a horrid movie, you're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: a horror movie. The white girl got to fall, She
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  Speaker 1: gota gotta fall, Yeah, no way, yeah, women telling and
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  Speaker 1: if she falls, whoever goes back to save her dies too.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're gonna if it's gonna be a horrid movie,
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  Speaker 1: it's would be a white person, uh, walking in the
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  Speaker 1: woods because they heard something. What what is that? What's that?
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  Speaker 1: What's that? Going toward that sound? Towards the sound? What
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  Speaker 1: you gotta see? What is that? Somebody got to open
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  Speaker 1: the door. While the whole audience is Holly, don't go
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  Speaker 1: with Steve good one. You know I got one. I
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  Speaker 1: had that one for some reason. Why are you sitting
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  Speaker 1: up either watching TV or you will see a little
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  Speaker 1: vision of a little girl somewhere in your house just
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  Speaker 1: popping up for no damn reason. You can't make hard
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  Speaker 1: move without a little girl just showing up in the window.
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  Speaker 1: She's in the refrigerator, she's yeah, who is the look girl?
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  Speaker 1: If you're gonna make a horror movie, and I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna make a horrible somebody gotta die. While
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  Speaker 1: giving a speech, gets say all this talking you get down,
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  Speaker 1: you got to die. I'm sicking this. There's no way
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking it. Shoot you got time. If you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be in a hard movie, it's got to be a
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  Speaker 1: dead person walking by. It has to be a deader.
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  Speaker 1: They've been there for a minute, but they walking by.
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  Speaker 1: All right, If you go have a horror movie. You
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  Speaker 1: must have a hunted house and the white family stay
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  Speaker 1: in it anyway. We can shoot. You must stay in
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  Speaker 1: the house after you're discovering that keep going the red
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, I ain't nobody movie. Why would they stay
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  Speaker 1: in there anyway? That's the white people. That's what white
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  Speaker 1: people do the movie. They hear stuff, they see stuff,
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  Speaker 1: stuff moved, but they don't. That's true, man, they got
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  Speaker 1: to stay. They don't have a horrid movie. You must
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  Speaker 1: run out of gas on a deserted road. Well, you
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  Speaker 1: have no phone signal? All yeah, don't happen to that's one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Nothing in a hard movie. You
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  Speaker 1: have a horrid movie. The lights gonna go out. When
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  Speaker 1: the lights go out, somebody got to go check. You
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  Speaker 1: don't black when the lights go out, don't nobody moves.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get a black us. We'll sit there way
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  Speaker 1: till they come home. Somebody got to go check to
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  Speaker 1: break up. Why the outside the break Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: the lights around him. Check this out. There's always a
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  Speaker 1: window that's open that keeps uh swinging back and forth,
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  Speaker 1: and you keep hearing the window shutter you yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: every hord movie that is always going to be one
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  Speaker 1: hell dinner with no teeth that come over and start
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  Speaker 1: killing when you're seeing him show up with no teeth, teeth,
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  Speaker 1: it's him, yeah, him, everybody else got teeth? How he
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  Speaker 1: got no teeth? Were you're talking to him? No teeth?
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  Speaker 1: And I don't care where you live. If it's sunny
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  Speaker 1: in the daytime at night sounding lightening all the time,
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  Speaker 1: the whole time must change, the weather must change. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. This gets on my nerves. In
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  Speaker 1: the horror movie, every horror movie, they get a history
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  Speaker 1: of the house. Why the hell you ain't listening to?
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  Speaker 1: Old man really killed twenty five people? Why the hell
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  Speaker 1: we bypass five? Why you want to be twenty I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna look always think that history all the time, all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, it's import information. That's always gonna be
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  Speaker 1: a white couple that make love in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the scary part. They do it all the time all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Killer. Get to watch it. Killer. When and
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  Speaker 1: when you think the killer is dead, he's gonna what
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  Speaker 1: what do you do? Sit up? He said, it's straight up,
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  Speaker 1: And it's always blood coming out of wall. Yeah, some
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  Speaker 1: damn kids want to open the wall. You don't get
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: yours in your car, man Man Halloween to Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: looks like the first one's gonna be good. Bootoo, don't
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  Speaker 1: open the door, all right? Coming up next, Tommy's run
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  Speaker 1: that break back right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show coming up at the top of the
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  Speaker 1: hour MS and will be here with today's national news
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  Speaker 1: and headlines. Well, come on, nephew, it's time to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back. Let's run it back. We're gonna run that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: We got a drug test going on shore. We got
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  Speaker 1: a drug You're gonna have to pee. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to pee for me. Come on, come on. Crazy sounds crazy,
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  Speaker 1: it is. Let's get the peace. Hello. Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach a FA Please, this is hello. This is
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  Speaker 1: Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen, now
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  Speaker 1: you have been uh on probation for a little over
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  Speaker 1: a year now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be serving two years probation. All right, now, I'm giving
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: you a call actually bringing you a bit of bad news.
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  Speaker 1: And I hate to do this, but you you came
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  Speaker 1: in for a couple um a couple of weeks ago
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  Speaker 1: and did a did a drug tests? Am I right?
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  Speaker 1: All right now, I don't I hate to bring you
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  Speaker 1: some bad news, but the actual drug test that you
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  Speaker 1: took has come back positive. That's a lot. That's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: That's a wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: came in a couple of weeks ago, you took a
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  Speaker 1: drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to. Actually my test wasn't positive. You got
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. I either need you to come
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  Speaker 1: into me or I don't. And I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: save your embarrassment of having to send a car out
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  Speaker 1: to pick you up. Now, embarrassment you're talking about. I
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  Speaker 1: gave you some good ma'am. Right now, I got you
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  Speaker 1: have a positive drug test? You have you you you
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  Speaker 1: come up positive. Man, Now you gotta we used the
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  Speaker 1: one that you brought us now, must have been the
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  Speaker 1: wrong one. Couldn't have been. Man, I'm all sir, but
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have gave you no bad year and it
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  Speaker 1: just wouldn't me. Man, I don't want to have it
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  Speaker 1: back to jail. I don't even know why you would
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  Speaker 1: call me with this nonsense. I got children I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to do right. I don't know why you would call me.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have game. You know bad. That's not me,
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  Speaker 1: you fly. You have to come in and do another
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  Speaker 1: three months now, Oh, sir, you can come pick me up.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you right now. I can pin your
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  Speaker 1: hand if you want me to. Ma'am. Your your urine
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  Speaker 1: has come back positive of drugs. Now, I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know any other way to explain it to you.
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  Speaker 1: You've been actually evidently using drugs again. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you I don't use no drugs. I've been cleaned
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  Speaker 1: for a year and some months. Now you got the wrong.
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  Speaker 1: That's not my How do you telling you that? How
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  Speaker 1: do you know it's not yours? Ma'am? It's got your
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  Speaker 1: whatever dinner you put your name on it, because that
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  Speaker 1: You can't tell me and tell me I gave you
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  Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative, it's
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  Speaker 1: a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Say he
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  Speaker 1: don't have more than one faith. You're the only face
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  Speaker 1: With that, my urine is gonna come up negative. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I hate to I don't want to come out all
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  Speaker 1: year in in front of your family, but you're actually
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  Speaker 1: gonna be coming in and you're gonna do three months.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I can tell you. You've got confident, sir.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had no positive. Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: want me to come and get you what you want.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I want you to do.
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  Speaker 1: the blood and you stay. I want to quit me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm dad. I ain't get you a bed. I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: no more nor like that. And well is my publication office?
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You say your name is? My name is Officer Rogers,
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know Officer Roger. Like I said, you
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  Speaker 1: might be the reason why it came back, pat you
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  Speaker 1: might be the reason I need to speak with Mr.
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  Speaker 1: That's my formation outfit. Now I have cleaned at all time.
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  Speaker 1: You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you
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  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna evidently I'm gonna have to come down
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  Speaker 1: you and when you call me here, let you know
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  Speaker 1: I have no time to them. You can come to
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  Speaker 1: my job. I got you got let me know what.
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  Speaker 1: There's one There's one more thing and I need to
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  Speaker 1: bring all right now, I got one more thing I
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  Speaker 1: need to say to you. Are you listening to me?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: What is it? Sir? This is Nephew Timing from the
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  Speaker 1: I'll play too much. When I was coming to give
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  Speaker 1: Mr Roger, she gonna get this out of me thinking
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  Speaker 1: I was doing drugs and didn't know about it. Okay
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  Speaker 1: for you, all right, Hey, I'm not I'm nervous. It's
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  Speaker 1: your sister. She put me up to it. Baby. But
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  Speaker 1: when you ever see her, you see what she looked like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the hell out of I got one
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  Speaker 1: What y'all think y'all good with that? I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: That's what's in my country. I'm gonna put that in
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  Speaker 1: my contract. If you ain't stupid you five am I
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  Speaker 1: doing all right with my job? But i'd like how
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  Speaker 1: two shows tomorrow in Brooklyn, and that's at the King's
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  Speaker 1: Theater and two shows in Boston, Massachusetts on Sunday at
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  Speaker 1: the Civic Center. You don't want to miss it. This
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  Speaker 1: But this again, Jannet Gilber. You know it's really so
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  Speaker 1: many people, Eugene, you know, I mean, it's all the
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  Speaker 1: people in my head? Is that what you're here? When
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  Speaker 1: you come out, Tommy, when I when I come out,
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  Speaker 1: I hear that, I get an applause. Stop trying to
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  Speaker 1: continue to I stopp Tommy, What are you doing well?
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  Speaker 1: All this is going on? You know? Should I stand
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  Speaker 1: there and I try to, you know, be very modest
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  Speaker 1: about it? Are you time? You know I've talked to
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  Speaker 1: Johnny gill Is saying the soul right, and what did
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  Speaker 1: he say? I said, Tomas say, he get a bigger
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  Speaker 1: applause than you do when you walk out. You know that,
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  Speaker 1: John Johnny Phil on the floor. Let's go to break.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to break. Let's go to Johnny John. All right, superstar.
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  Speaker 1: Missa's coming up next with Today's a National News. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to our girl Carla Farrell today. Thank you. Well, Okay,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: check this out. It's already garnered eight point seven million
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: views on YouTube, probably even more by now. Eminem's free
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  Speaker 1: style cipher the storm where he ripped President Donald Trump
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  Speaker 1: on the b ET Hip Hop Awards. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you guys heard about this, but he went after him,
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  Speaker 1: Eminem did. He went after Trump on immigration, corruption, white supremacy,
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, gun control, environmental disasters, hypocrisy, and more. Here
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  Speaker 1: it is Listen, what we got in office now is
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  Speaker 1: a common kazi that will probably cause the nuclear hola cost.
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  Speaker 1: And while the drama pops and he waits for the
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  Speaker 1: quiet down, He'll just castes plane up and flying around
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  Speaker 1: to the bombing stops. Plus he gets an enormous reaction
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: when he attacks the NFL, So we focus on that
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: and instead of talking Puerto Rico with gunn reform for Nevada,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: all these horrible tragedies and he's bordered, would rather cause
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: a twitter storm at the packers and any fan of
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  Speaker 1: mine who's a supporter of his. I'm drawing in the
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  Speaker 1: Sandy line. You read a four against that knowledge serious
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  Speaker 1: because Eminem said it. We've been saying this for the
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  Speaker 1: longest but the longest show and all that. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's a good thing because in order for
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  Speaker 1: us to solve this problem, it's going to take the
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  Speaker 1: involvement of other cultures. Black people been screaming injustice since
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  Speaker 1: we got him. We've been screaming it at the top
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  Speaker 1: of our lungs. Somehow they managed to think that slavery
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  Speaker 1: was okay, but for it then we kept had a
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  Speaker 1: whole while died for it. Yeah, so now you know,
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  Speaker 1: then you got the civil rights movement, you got all
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  Speaker 1: of this that went down. You know, Rosa Parks had
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  Speaker 1: to go and refuse to get up off the bus
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  Speaker 1: to get some things, and it's just just got tired
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  Speaker 1: of this. We've been screaming it. Then lunch counters, bull
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  Speaker 1: connors try to run us off the face of this
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  Speaker 1: earth with them dogs and everything. It's just incident after
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: incident after the incident, and so now, but every time
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  Speaker 1: we get movement, we have to have involvement. But it's
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: up to us to raise the issue and keep the
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  Speaker 1: issue in front of their face if we don't in
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: all in all forms of protests. But we gotta be
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: careful because they masters at twisting the narrative. Even Eminem
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: said it, but we know what's been happening. See, black
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  Speaker 1: lives matters, don't win away number one, we didn't have
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  Speaker 1: leadership in it. But then number two wasn't clearly defined,
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  Speaker 1: so then they started giving it definition. Well, white lives
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  Speaker 1: matters too, well, other lives matter. Not that's not what
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  Speaker 1: we're saying. Yeah, see that's not what we're saying. And
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: we're not saying that our lives matter of anybody else's.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: We're just saying that our lives shouldn't matter. Also, But
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: they managed to flip the script and turn that into
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  Speaker 1: a negative that we hate police, and all of it
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  Speaker 1: is here and that's not the case. And now with
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: this Kaepernick thing and the kneeling, they've changed the narrative
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  Speaker 1: again to where it's not even about the injustices that
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  Speaker 1: these guys are representing from the neighborhoods that they from
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: watching all these black men get shot down for no
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  Speaker 1: reason at all, and these police officers keep going home
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  Speaker 1: having Thanksgiving turkey while while these while these mothers is
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: burying their boys. And that's what it's about. It's about, man,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: can your anthem mean the same thing for all of us?
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  Speaker 1: But then if I say something out loud, then here
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  Speaker 1: they come and attack me with them. Well, you got
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  Speaker 1: seven shows, you're rich. What you complaining about? America has
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  Speaker 1: worked for you, But until it works for us all
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  Speaker 1: they don't really work for me because I know fool
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  Speaker 1: away and why they don't while they're dealing with me
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  Speaker 1: because I make them a lot of money. Let me
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  Speaker 1: phone call. You think I'm stupid to that? No, sir,
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  Speaker 1: no sir, all right, no sir. We got to move on. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's introduce of than settled down, got to get
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  Speaker 1: our very own talentedness and trip calm down after they
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  Speaker 1: hear these things. In the wake of the Republican parties
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  Speaker 1: failed efforts to repeal and replace Obamacare, President Trump yesterday
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  Speaker 1: decided to do it his way. He signed an executive
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  Speaker 1: order which he insists will make lower premium insurance available
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  Speaker 1: plans to more consumers. We aim to allow more small
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  Speaker 1: businesses to form associations to buy affordable and competitive health insurance.
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  Speaker 1: This would open up additional options for employers to purchase
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  Speaker 1: the health plans their workers want. Trump says that millions
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  Speaker 1: and millions of people are going to benefit from this
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  Speaker 1: new plan. However, critics point out that only the young
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  Speaker 1: and healthy will benefit because the insurance companies will be
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  Speaker 1: able to cherry pick who they want to enroll in
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: their in their particular insurance plans, older people and those
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  Speaker 1: with pre existing conditions will be hit with much much
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: higher healthcare costs. Also, by the way, the president wants
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: to end the subsidies that are given through Obamacare to
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: people who are poor. The death toll continues to climb
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  Speaker 1: at California, where over twenty fast moving wildfires is still
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: burning this morning across eight counties in the northwest in
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  Speaker 1: the northern Wine Country. Now at least thirty one people
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: reported dead, over two hundred others still unaccounted for. True administration,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, pulling out of UNESCO, which is the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: u n S Cultural educational Agency. The US hasn't paid
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  Speaker 1: his dues in the u n since twleven, when Palestine
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: became a member state. Israel is leaving UNESCO to the
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: agency's director general calls the moves regrettable. The House has
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  Speaker 1: passed the thirty seven billion dollar disaster a package with
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: overwhelming biport pipartisan support. The money is to assist with
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: hurricane recovery in Florida, Texas, and Puerto Rico, as well
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: as to help out the money need for those wildfires
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  Speaker 1: in uh California. But meanwhile, the President is lashing out
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: against Puerto Rico and his latest tweets saying the U.
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  Speaker 1: S Military and emergency management personnel cannot stay on in
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  Speaker 1: Puerto Rico forever, and then he takes a dig at
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: the island's fiscal health with this statement. Puerto Rico survived
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: the hurricanes. Now a financial crisis looms, largely of their
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  Speaker 1: own making reaction. Governor Roll Say tweeted that quote, reminding
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  Speaker 1: people that Puerto Ricans are US citizens and that they
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  Speaker 1: only one to support that any of our fellow citisteens
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: would receive across this nation. Finally, first of all, today's
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  Speaker 1: Friday thirteenth, but it's also National Silly Sayings Days. That's
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: what they mean by good riddence the band rubbish. I
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  Speaker 1: I'm yeah, got the call right coming up next nephew
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes
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  Speaker 1: it is the nephew and it's prank phone called. What
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  Speaker 1: we have what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: your name was left with us, and you're you're you're
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: on on our file to actually come out and make
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: an appointment with you so we can so we can
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: get your picture taken. You must have your own number.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: So okay, well you are you're doing correct? Yeah, yes,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I am done. So you're called Darwin and that's what
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: you call it. But anything about a picture? What what's
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: up with a picture? We've got you on our schedule here, FPC.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: We have you on our schedule to uh to actually
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: for us to come out to your home and take
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: your picture. Okay, FPC, what's company is that? What's what's
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: your what type of picture? And would I be taking
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not taking no picture? But what what is FPC? Okay,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: you don't know anything about photo being taken of you? Okay, Uh, sir,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: f PC is uh we are this is a funeral
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: picture company, funeral picture a company, and what we do
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: is we come out and take your picture and were
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: actually keep it on file. That way when you do
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: pass away, we have your picture for your programming. We
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: have a nice picture for you. Look, I'm not dead
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: right and here you're not taking no picture of me?
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: You mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: before they die just so you could have their picture.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Oh foul. We're keeping on file and then you have
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: a good picture on your program and that's what that's what. Uh,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: that's what we do. They ain't signed up for nothing
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: like that. Who the hell signed me up for some
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: like that? Like? Sure, but we're trying to schedule where
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: we can come out beginning of next week so we
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: can get your picture taken next week week after you
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: get picture when I'm dead, you're not taking no picture
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: of me before that? That? That don't sounds right? Uh, sir?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program?
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: So you're not taking the picture of me for no
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: funeral arrangements that I'm I did yet I don't understand that.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: What the hell is this about? Nobody who signed me
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: up for it? Then tell me that much? Uh? So
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I don't have the actual person listened here on who
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: signs you up, but I do have the number and
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you are Darwin, Mr Darwin. So I didn't sign up
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: for that. I'm not taking the picture. Uh you guys
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: running around taking pictures of people before they that just
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: to have a good picture on fan that salation. Man,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay, sir
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: are you? I mean we have your address here? Are
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: not available at all to take no picture for funeral
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: that I'm not even dead yet. I don't. I don't
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: get that. That that sounds like a much of and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I who the hell gave you my number? That's what
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I want to know. So I'm not quite sure. But
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: one thing we have to do is we have to
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna have
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: to do is we have to come out there and
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: take a picture. So I don't wanna, you know, create
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: a problem. I have to get a picture of you
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: by next week. Oh it's gonna be problem because you're
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: not getting a picture me for no skill, no arrangement,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Mr Darwin. I have to come by your house at
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: least by Friday at around twelve now, and I'll come
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: by and get a picture to you. Ain't coming by
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: my guy house no Friday, you can lie. You gotta
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: come over here to try to get my pitching. I
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: got plenty of got pitched in my house to put
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: on the mother funeral program. I'm not taking over pitching.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: That mean I'm claim to be dead. I'm not dead.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: That's some more bad look got dead. I don't know
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: whe don't you worked for Frank but you got I
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: worked I worked for f f PC, Sir, I worked
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: for f PC, FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking no
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: picture of me. Don't come over here, Friday. Come about
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: no guy Piston before you get pistol and you and
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I hope they got Joe got pitt your on file.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: That's a stupid company you worked for. I ain't never
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: heard of nobody taking no picture before I did that.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I got me using pictures in here for that program.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: And when I'm grown with I care about what a
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: picture looked like. Who had my guy funeral? That's a ligna.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: You tell whoever you worked for any to go find
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: another my occupation. I don't make no guy just you're
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: not coming over here, Friday, buddy, You come over here
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: if you want to. Okay, Mrs Darwin, yes, are you
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: familiar with with Glinda? That that's my wife? What what
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: do you about to say. Now, I want all I
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: wanna do is say this, man, I just want to say, Glinda,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. Huh,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I'll beat up boy, Yeah, a lot, he lot. I
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: ain't never let know busness like there's some FTC funeral. Well, man,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I said my New year resolution. I was on cut
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: back on drinking. But you got me over here about
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: the tip a bottle right now? Crazy? Are you crazy? Man?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: And come over here to day before get a picture
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: of Clinton. Y'all got me, Baby, you got me. I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of no company like that. You are
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: putting me up to it bad. You're gonna I'll tell
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: you what you're tuning in tomorrow morning. Man, You're gonna
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: catch yourself on national radio and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: they had me hot over here. I'm like, don't tell Flinta,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna have me a drink anyway. I was
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: looking for an excuse to dray. You don't fit your ticking.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: You'll put on foul boy, y'all didn't Yetta have lost
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the half of mine in your head with that a then, buddy, Man,
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something, man, dum and tell me
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: this here man, what's the baddest and I mean the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Wick
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Up Show. Buddy, So I'm not the only one, won't
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: they picture taking nine for you are? Yeah, y'all know.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But if you ain't there, at least you know, you
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: know you left a good picture. You know what I'm saying.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: If you're leaving, I mean you're leaving life insurance lead
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: a picture you won't you know what I mean? I
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: need to take a picture of some money, because the
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be nothing left. It's gonna be you have
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: kids and grandkids. You're gonna leaving something. I wouldn't even
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: go to the reading of the wheel. We didn't know
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: that wasting money. You could have been it all, Jay,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: There'll be nothing. I think I want a funeral rehearsal
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: before people do have that, the funeral rehearsal, you know,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: like a wedding rehearsal. Yeah, well, you know, at least
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I lined it up. You know what I'm saying. Will
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: you lie down in the coffin and all of that,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: you're getting a coffin. Yeah, and you're still a lie.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I've been in a call from wait what Yeah, listen,
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I was in the stage plate and every night I
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: was in the coffin. It was really a coffee, y'all.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: It was a peach creek, dressed it up and put
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: some satin in it. I was in a standard sized coffin. Okay, yeah,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I think one person could pick it up, and it
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: was just Paul just had Paul just let's gonna put
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: the handle. Had Like, that's not nice. That's not nice, guys.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I think your cast get off and be a brief pa.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: We getting shiny. How you want one of the old
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: ones with the combination like, oh, we gotta go. We'll
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: be back with more high level ignorance right after this.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: It's not a good home. You're listening to the Steven
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Show all right, before we got to today's crazy Strawberry
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Letter programming note coming up at forty one after the hour,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: you do not want to miss bad Acting Theater and
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: the Chapman, the Ladies and Gentlemen. This is the Reunion show.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: If you've been following a law yeah, yeah, last week
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: was a finale. Yeah. This week is a reunion show.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Uh so anyway, you do not want to miss that again.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: It's forty one after the hour. Boy oh boy, everyone behaved.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: That's all I can say. Everyone behave alright, Kyle of
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Today's your birthday. What's happening girl? What you're doing? Hey? Girl? Yeah?
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: You know what. I've been traveling a lot, so I
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna kicking with my man. We're going
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: to dinner, you know, the whole nine to celebrate that way,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: that's all just something quiet, some quiet up this year.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Its way ain't gonna we're gonna do what we ain't
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: gonna do what y yeah? Yeah, okay birthday. I just
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: wanted it. I wondered that do it only birthday? Come? Yeah? Yeah.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: But Steve, I had to ask you, what is the
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: best fine dining restaurant you've ever gone to? Oh? We
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: can't go there. I tell you, man, what's gonna throw
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: you off? Victoria and Albert's at Disney World. Really the
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Grand Friddian Hotel. There's no mouse in it, no Mickey
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Mouse involved. Men have to wear a jacket. You can
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: go there and it's a five it's only five star restaurant.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: In on and do. It is one of me and
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Margie's favorite places to go. Food is exquisite, and the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: presentation and service top shell. Yeah, yes, we're gonna spend
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: some money now, yes, high, But that's one of my
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: most embarrassing moments. My card wouldn't go yes, So I
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: got declined. I don't had a bottle of wine. Subject
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: she started it. I got a lady on the side.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Now I don't know how to end it. Good morning
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: to the morning crew. I got an issue that my
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: lady started, and now I don't know what to do. Basically,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: one day, my first of all, if you have children,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: you might not want them to hear this. Okay, Basically,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: one day, my lady asked me what was my sexual
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: fantasy as any man would say, to be with two
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: women at one time was my response. That night, she
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: shows up at my place with the ladies she met
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: while out that evening. You can figure out the rest.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: After that act by her, I've noticed she's become more
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: sexually free since then. Um, she went from having him
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: a NAGERTI with me and other women every weekend to
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: me getting off work and two of them in my
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: apartment waiting on me or already sexually interacting and asking
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: me to join. Shut up, Tommy, Don't get me wrong.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I'm living a lot of dudes dream right now, like
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Tommy apparently, and my numbers have nearly doubled since this
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: has been going on. Unfortunately, one of her lady friends
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: that she and I were together with, we've been seeing
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: each other more frequently without without my lady's knowledge. Am
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: I wrong for that? The problem for me is this
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: why Tommy? I want? I want to be with my
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: lady and keep her friend on the side. However, my
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: once fantasy has been somewhat of an issue for me
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: to let go of because of three reasons. Physically, I
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: am receiving more than enough, but it's tiring me out. Mentally,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: it's not challenging. Therefore what Therefore? I know it's not
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: good for me, and spiritually I can't get to the
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: upper room living this. I cannot get to the upper
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: room living this lavish sexual lifestyle. Can you guys give
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: me some feedback on how to handle this situation in
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a respectable fashion? Yeah? Right? Um. You know when you
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: say handle this situation and a respectable fashion, you do
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: mean getting out of it, right I'm assuming that's what
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: you mean. It sounds like, you know, your brother who
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: got caught up in this lifestyle that has become too
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: much of a good thing. You know what about that
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: saying be careful what you wish for? Uh? You know,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: because this little safe situation has gotten out of hand.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: You know, now your conscience is bothering you a bit.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Oh now you want to think about going to heaven?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Huh Uh. You know I'm not judging you here. I
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: think it's great that you've come to this realization that
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: you want to change and be a bit more respectable.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: So you know, you need to stop doing what you're doing,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: as simple as that. If you can, uh, stop doing
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: what you're doing, talk to your lady about stopping. Uh.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: You know, you can talk to her, but she's probably
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: not gonna stop. I'm just gonna tell you that right now.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Steve Well make me proud. Don't worry.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: He's back after this song. Let me get into this. Yeah,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: subjects she started it. I got a lady on the side. No,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to end it. Lie, lie, Lie,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: here's the lie. Now, I don't know how to end it? Oh? Yes,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the hell you do. Oh you know how talk? You
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: just don't want to. Basically, most men, even those of
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: us who have flipped over and changed, there's a part
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: of me and the rest of us that is wondering,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: why have you even sat down at the computer and
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: this turn of fortune? He's already in heaven. How lucky
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: can you be? Come on, and now you want to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: type us this letter of misfortune over in our faith?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Most of us have a side of us that's going
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: are you for real, dumb? You didn't actually rode in
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: on the National Show about a problem that ain't a problem. Well,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: when I come back, bro, I'm gonna show you some
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: things and the letter that is a problem though, that
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: is going to continue to be a problem, And to
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: let you know for a fact, you have no clear
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: cut solution here you, sir son, Oh great one, oh whatever,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: apple of our you have a lot to learn. We'll
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: share that with you when we come back. You're listening
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: to the Steve coming up in about twenty minutes, another
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: episode of bad acting theater with the Chapman's This time
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: it's the Yes. But come on, Steve right now with
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: quite two of your response to today's Strawberry letter she
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: started it. I got a lady on the side, and
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to end it. Let me read
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: this letter right quick to you. Good morning to the
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Morning crew. I got an issue that my lady started.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Now I don't know what to do. Basically, one day,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: my lady asked me what my sexual fantasy was as
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: any man was safe to be with. To be with
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: two women at one time, was my response. Well, at
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: night she shows up at my place where the lady
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: she met while out that evening, you can figure out
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: to rest. Are you tearing up after? After that act
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: by her, I've noticed she become more sexually free since then.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: She went from having a manage twice with me and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: other women every weekend to me getting off work and
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: two of them in my apartment waiting on me are
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: already sexually interacting and asking me to join. Don't get
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: me wrong, I'm living a lot of dream right now,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: and my numbers have nearly doubled since this has been
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: going on. Unfortunately, one of her lady friends that I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: had her and I was together with, we've been seeing
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: each other more frequently without my lady knowledge. Am I
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: wrong for that? The problem for me is this. I
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: want to be with my lady and keep her friend
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: on the side. However, my once fantasy has become some
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: sort of an issue for me to let go or
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: because it through reasons. Physically, I'm receiving more than enough,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: but it's tied me out mentally, it's not challenging. Therefore,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: I know it's not good for me and spiritually I
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: can't get to the upper room living this lavish sexual lifestyle.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: Can you guys give me some feedback on how to
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: handle this situation and respectful way. Well, I must have
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: inform you of something, young brother. Let's go through a
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: couple of things. One day, my lady asked me what
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: was my sexual fantasy? And as any man was saved
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to be with two women at one time, let me
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: tell you something stupid. She was hoping you will say
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: this because guess what it's hus too. That night she
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: shows up at your place with a lady while she
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: met out that evening, you could figure out the rest.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Now she figured it out already, she already figured it out. Whatever.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Since then, she went from having a manage a TWI
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: with me and other women getting into of them in
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: my apartment waiting on me and they having sex and
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: asking me to join your girl wild though your girl
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: is wild. This is something you've discovered about her, but
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: her wildness got you. Now it's just up in there.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Now here we go. Your numbers didn't double, You're feeling
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: good about yourself. Then you say, unfortunately, one of my
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: lady friends you were together with, y'all been seeing each
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: other more frequently without my lady's knowledge. Tis tist? Am
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I wrong for that? Dog? Oh? This is wrong? All
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: this is wrong. Now you want to know if you're
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: wrong for that. See, the problem is I want to
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: be with my lady and keep her free and on
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the side. Let me tell you something dogs, so you
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: can free yourself up. This ain't your lady. This ain't
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: your lady. This the girl you kicking it with. That
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: Bring other women she want to kick it with, and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: then let you join in so she can kick it
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: with the other women. This ain't your lady. This is
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of people, lady, okay, And then you say
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: you're once fantasy has become an issue for me because
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: the three reasons. Now, let me tell you how men think. Physically,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I'm receiving more than enough. But it's time me out.
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  Speaker 1: What this means is you're about to kill yourself because
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  Speaker 1: you can't bring it no more like you used to,
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  Speaker 1: because you keep emptying out the tank and you ain't
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  Speaker 1: replenish it fast enough. Now you find blanks, salt dust. Mentally,
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  Speaker 1: it's not challenging. Therefore, I know it's not good for me.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: That means, and that got boring on the words of me,
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  Speaker 1: And what he's really saying, the hunt is over. See,
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  Speaker 1: the thrill of the chase is gone because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got to chase it. You're showing up at the house
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: and it's just laying there. So now you ain't got
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: the chase no more. The hunter and you is gone.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: You're board, he said. But I know it's not good
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: for me. And here's the killer. I can't get to
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: the upper room living this lavish lifestyle now. But I
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: tell you what, though the lower room is waiting, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have a spot in hell for show. You are
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: on your way. Brother. Please take heaven to list the
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  Speaker 1: things to do with this behavior. You gotta stop some
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: of them. I would at least done a year and
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  Speaker 1: right now, play are you you here so deep you
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: started to think this is how life really go. Your
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: numbers were, yeah, your numbers been double. But one thing
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: about it the partment. You're still in that little department
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: because all the women you ever save no money. But
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you don't be in that little racket as apartment with
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: that little toe down bed and a little nasty dishes
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: and your little tramping little wife that like all other
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: women that ain't your lady. And the girl you got
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: on the side. I can promise you she got somebody
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: on the side, y'all. Ain't none of y'all. The main
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: course all y'all is baked beans, cold slow fred puck
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: to salad y'all, potato salad y'all, all of that. Man,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, brother, what can I tell you? Good luck?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Young man? There is no answer for you unless you
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: just completely quit, and you can't because it's too good. Yeah,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: it's okay. Tell us to none of your friends either.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you. You know we gotta get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. Email or instagram us your thoughts to
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry Letter to my girls Shirley, all right,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: and thanks to everyone who joined me for the Strawberry
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: Letter live after show on Facebook yesterday. We had a
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: good time. I want to come on, Come on, we
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: can't there's an open invitation. She'll never tell you what
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: she's doing. Yeah, you do know you can come. You welcome. Yeah,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: if you can find us like being invited to the
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  Speaker 1: little party, but you won't get addressed. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: don't forget coming up at forty one after the hour
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  Speaker 1: Bad Acting Peter with the Chapman's and ladies and gentlemen. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is the reunion show to raise I really do
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you want to be taller? What are you saying? See,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Show right now. It's
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: time for Bad Acting Theater, The Chapman's the Reunion Show.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Steve Harvey's Bad Acting Theater Reunion.
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  Speaker 1: That's h J. Check your ball. Yeah, that's good. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you missed last week's season finale, or maybe you
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: just cut the tail end, get it. Earl and Chester.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: We're trying to figure out who shot Earl. Here's what
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: you missed, dear who did this to me? No? But
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: I might idea. Well, I need you to find out
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  Speaker 1: so I can put this behind me. I'm gonna get
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. Well, I'm gonna have a
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: grin on my cheeks when you do something. I got
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: some junk in my trunk that would take care than punk. Dad.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: I need you to crack this case. In fact, some
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: more very important moments in the season. Look your blue
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: black Rascal. I gave your farty million dollars. Take care
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: of your little junior? Is still taking it all in
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that KK is is mama? Wait? Wait what what wears
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: my money? Oh no? They shot ba Regards. I'm gonna
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: gonna ask Dad if you my real MoMA. Shut up, Jr.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I killed Beauregard and I'll kill you too if you
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: get in my way. Boregard is dead. No, no, not Bauregard.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Wo wow. Oh no, they're trying to kill Earl. Take
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: these blowdow and take him out. I'm officer to touch it.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: I mean to talk to KK about the murder of
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Beauregard Carter and attempted murder on Earl Chapman. Now you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: should be real confused, but let's introduce our cast members. Okay, first,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: and never ever, ever last, Steve Harvey, who played Earl Chapman.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: You know Steve Harvey, star of Thunderdome Family Feud, Little
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Big Shots, Showtime at the Apollo, and Steve Harvey's newest show.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: Steve It's a nighttime style show that comes on in
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: the daytime. How is that, Steve? Come on? Can we
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: just get through this? Grumpy grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy, grumpy,
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  Speaker 1: one more, one more grumpy. Now, I'd like to introduce
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  Speaker 1: our writer and creator, Jay Anthony Brown, who played Beauregard,
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Adnoid and the lazy nurse. Thank you, thank you,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: more happy like, excuse me, excuse me, this is not
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: it's sick people being you. You ain't the only one
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: in Yes, thank you, thank you? All right, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: let's hear it for Carla Farrell as KK. Where is
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: my money raving? Where is my money? I need to think?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: I ain't going back to jail. This messed up. Oh,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: Jay's out and I'm running from the po po Thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank me, and of course you're welcome Carla. And of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: course Junior plays the part of Junior. I'm knew k
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  Speaker 1: K was trying to feel dead out shut up, Junior?
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  Speaker 1: Wait what what? What? Yes? Thank you? Thank you? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Now George Wallace was supposed supposed to play Frenchy, but
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: he never showed up never. It was not my fault
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: or the phone that come through him. Don't write my
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: phone out go on. All right, that was George Wallace.
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  Speaker 1: Now give it up for nephew Tommy, who took George
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  Speaker 1: Wallace's part as Frenchy. Nephew Tommy also played Earl's son
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Chester Daddy, Dad, I don't think you kid, I don't
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: think you like me. I didn't think I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: ever see you. Very good, nephew Tommy. All right, now,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: what I would like to do now is just to
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: go around the room and talk to everyone about their
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: input in bad acting theater. So, so, Steve, we're gonna
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: start with Steve. Steve, how do you like playing Earl
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Chapman And why do you keep giving Frenchy George Wallace
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  Speaker 1: played by nephew Tommy so much money to take out
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  Speaker 1: your son. Well, you know, I don't really believe that's
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: my son. I really don't. And it just kind of
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: really goes with you know, Tommy anyway, tom tom ain't
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: really my sister boy. It was real. It's very real
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: for me. Yeah, okay, we're gonna move on to Carla
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: now now Carly, you're the only character on the show
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: that's on the run and being haunted by a ghost.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: What do you think about your character? Kak is really
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: so you know, she's got a little g and a
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: little gangster and you better not back her up in
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: the corner though. You know she'll come out. She'll come out.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: She'll come out at you, and she could keep secrets.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: She's good at keeping and she's very physical. She doesn't
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: mind slapping people around. Right, she's strong. My girl is strong.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: And today's your birthday. We understand. Happy birthday? Yea happy?
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Then tell me let's get to you. You play the
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: part of Chester, now that's Earl's son. You also play
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: the part of Frenchy, Earl's arch enemy who was hired
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: to kill Chester. So you're actually the only character trying
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: to get rid of himself. And you know what, I'm
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: actually the only truth that's being on the show. It's
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: just amazing to bring my talents here to bad acting
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: theater to show them what they should be doing. That's
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: what I'm here. And on that note, we're gonna go
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  Speaker 1: to commercial with love Union. Thank you. You're listening to
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're back from commercial for
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: our reunion show with the Chapman's Bad Acting Theater, and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: we just heard from Tommy. Now, Junior, it's your turn. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: In the beginning, you actually, I mean actually, Junior could
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: never get a word in edgewise. How do you feel
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: about that? You know, Shuley, I really shut up? Please
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: shut up. We don't want to saying for you even
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: knowing the reunion. Now Jay to you. Now, for for
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: someone who writes the script, I gotta say, You're acting
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: is pretty darn horrible. You know it's it's horrible. I
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: mean it's it's called bad acting theater. It's not called
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: that for for you know, for nothing, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was doing a pretty good job. I mean, that's why
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: I made myself a ghost, you know. Yeah, yeah, but
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: you're horrible ghost though you know him, don't look I
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: think that I think. I look. I think that the
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: acting is bad. I think this whole damn thing is bad.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna tell you truth right here. You
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: know that, you know the rightinges is bad. The sound
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: effects is always late. You asked for a knock on
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: the door, you get a damn move. You asked for
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: a move you get a knock on the door, y'all,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: don't study your lines. I'm thinking about taking my name
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  Speaker 1: off this whole damn thing. Can we just call it
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: bad acting and drop the Steve Harvey seater? Oh hey,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be honest with you. I don't really
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: want to be associated with this. God, they were just
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: really their line and it would come out better. You know,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I got my name on too many good things. I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: don't I'm on a little big shot. Wait wait, wait back,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: what do you mean to acting bad? Though? What you
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: mean because like something, I'm playing two people in Mama's Boy.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm in Newark, New Jersey, tonight tomorrow night. I'm in Brooklyn. Uh,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: what we're doing now? I mean this is yeah, right now,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: this is on the right right up there with who
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: stole proper rate money? Saying He's like, well, if everybody
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: would work on the lines and would come out as
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: a better production. But that's the problem with happened. You know,
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: what do you mean that acting is bad? I thought
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: it was real and I didn't want to be in
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: this in the fault place. I didn't have a police
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: record until I got on this somebody, and I'm on
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: the run from the police. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Bad actor? You know what, we should all find a
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: way to get along and set a line and do
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: this and make this work, because it's just adding something different.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: That's what I was trying to do, make something different.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: But you're not reading your lands at all. What is
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: you saying? You're lansing. I can't believe how ungrateful you know, right,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: he wrote it and when he read it, but he
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: can't believe he doesn't it's so bad he doesn't even
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: want to read it. I don't even want to read
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: it no more. You know what, I'm not gonna I'm
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: trying to do something different, and this is the things
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I get. You know, it's so ungrateful. That's why. Why
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: don't you just plug your club Jay and come on
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Jason my comedy club you on the seventeen October should
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: be there. She's down a team. You absolutely so much
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: infighting on the show to do your dates, just like coming.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I know my dates and locations. Ridiculous man, Flame Halloween Boy, Yeah,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: the Flame Halloween Party. I'm so disgusted with this that
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to write another episode.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: That's well, you know what Jay Will is stupid? Shut
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: up Junior Jor why why I got shut up? Well,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: I've been getting toold shut up for ten weeks. Why
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: do I have to shut up? I get tired of
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: getting slapped in the face every week. I'm just taed. Well,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: sometimes you're gonna get every we come get slap half
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: This is cause of the narrator. Anywhere we got the worst. Damn.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: The narration is horrible. Man, what's on this? Looking like
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: I'm logged on the whole thing? Caller always late with
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: her yea, yeah, where it can't kid? Yeah, yeah damn
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: And the beginning Earl couldn't even remember his accent. Yeah,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: thought he bad actor? I call it bad actor bad.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: You want to start complaining about it? I said, what
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: a y'all studio kid, I'm holding out anyway, join us,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: Join us next week? Maybe who knows? If we're all
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: speaking to each other, We don't know. I'm not sure
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: if I want to be a part of this for
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: season two, episode one of bad acting. But on the
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: other hand, if your life is useless, what Tommy up
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: on own? You didn't get to see it, But you
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: know what if your life is useless and you've got
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: time to kill and you'd like to binge. Listen to
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: all ten episodes and season one. Go to Steve Harvey
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: die com or Jay Anthony Brown dot com. Will we
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: make it to Netflix at all? But the only thing
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: is Steve gets mad for real. That's he want to
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: take his name on. It would be good animated. Can
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: we make it as long as furious, spass and furious?
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: We go that far the franchise, It would be fun animated.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: You know we're gonna be like the Rock and Tyrese.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: You know, can't. I can't get alone because of the sketch. Yeah,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: our voices on the characters. That would be funny. Steve,
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't. I'm telling y'all right now,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: but for the next season, I'm holding out for more money.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let y'all know that I'm just holding out.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: And Steve, it's des been. You keep calling Tommy a lesbian,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: but I'm both of them. You know something? You know
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: something being right? Yeah, Hey, listen, we'll be back with
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: more right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: showy y'all welcome back. Listen. What we're gonna do now is.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a taste of what happened on
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: the Steve on The Steve Show, the New talk Show.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: I had wanted sites, Oh my god, to foods setting
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  Speaker 1: Check it out. Are you a morning or night person? Night? Night?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: Describe yourself in three words? Uh? Funny, funny, funny funny,
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  Speaker 1: sleepy funny. What's the first thing you do when you
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: get up in the morning? Uh t ain't nobody said that.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: What's the first thing you're doing the morning? Dean? Uh?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: Staring myself and make sure make sure I didn't lose
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: nothing from the night before. What the hell do you do? It? Wanders?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Something that many people take seriously but shouldn't uh pick seriously,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: But shouldn't uh their looks Dion flossing, They would be
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: gone in the day. I probably wander. What's your biggest
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: addiction our Ohl, Well, that's too real. Wait a minute, boy,
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Oh sweet, there comes to tweet? Oh boy, wait about it?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, come on my phone. Okay, what's your big
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  Speaker 1: dis addiction free food? Yeah? Why? What's your all time
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: favorite song? Oh? Uh, that's the way of the world.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Earth went in five shut up. It's my all time
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: favorite song. That's my all time when's your birthday? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Martch seven, that's my all time favorite song. That's the
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: way the World winning five. I've listened to that song
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 1: more times than anybody living, I promise you. I bought
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: the album the day after it came out. Three dollars.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: Walked to cucumber council about them five taxes. It was
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  Speaker 1: four eleven. I'll sit there for so long about the
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  Speaker 1: taxes on his third with taxes four eleven? All right,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What's your all time favorite song? Dear? Uh? Well,
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: optimistic Sounds of Blackness? That's okay, Yeah, that's a google.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: What's the last thing you liked on social media? One
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: last thing I liked was jeez, what was it? Uh? What?
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: What was a video the guy they did a flip
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: and he kicked his briden head or something at the
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: wedding game? What about you? Dear? Last thing I liked
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: on social media was I'd be liking all kind of
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: weird stuff. Man, I don't know. I don't really want
• 1:27:45
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• 1:27:59
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• 1:28:02
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• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Jackie Chan will be with Jackie Chan. The movie comes
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: out today, Foreigner. We're a great interview. You are going
• 1:28:13
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• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: He's so funny. I love Jackie Chan. All right, we'll
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• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Happy birthday to our girl Carla
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Farrell today birthday. Thank you. Well, okay, check this out.
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  Speaker 1: It's already garnered eight point seven million views on YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: probably even more by now. Eminem's freestyle Cipher the Storm
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  Speaker 1: where he ripped President Donald Trump on the b ET
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  Speaker 1: Hip Hop Awards. I don't know if you guys heard
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  Speaker 1: about this, but he went after him, Eminem did. He
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  Speaker 1: went after Trump on immigration, corruption, white supremacy, the n
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  Speaker 1: f L, gun control, environmental disasters, hypocrisy, and more. Here
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  Speaker 1: it is what we got in office now is a
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  Speaker 1: common kazi that will probably cause the nuclear hola cost.
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  Speaker 1: And while the drama pops and he waits for the
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  Speaker 1: quiet down, he'll just cast his plane up and flying
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  Speaker 1: around to the bombing stops. Plus he gets an enormous
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  Speaker 1: reaction when he attacks the NFL, So we focus on
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  Speaker 1: that and instead of talking Puerto Rico with gun reform
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  Speaker 1: for Nevada, all these horrible tragedies and he's bordered, would
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  Speaker 1: rather cause a twitter storm at the Packers and any
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  Speaker 1: fan of mine who's a supporter of his. I'm drawing
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  Speaker 1: in the sand a line. You read the four against
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  Speaker 1: knowledge serious because Eminem said it. We've been saying this
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  Speaker 1: for the London. It's a good thing because in order
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  Speaker 1: for us to solve this problem, it's going to take
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  Speaker 1: the involvement of other cultures. It's just incident after incident
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  Speaker 1: after the incident, and so now, but every time we
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  Speaker 1: get movement, we have to have involvement. But it's up
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  Speaker 1: to us to raise the issue and keep the issue
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  Speaker 1: in front of their face if we don't in all
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  Speaker 1: in all forms of protests. But we gotta be careful
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: because they masters at twisting the narrative. Even Emminel said it,
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  Speaker 1: But we know what's been happening. See Black lives matters
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  Speaker 1: don't win away number one. We didn't have leadership in it.
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  Speaker 1: But then number two wasn't clearly defined, so then they
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  Speaker 1: started giving it definition well, white lives matters too, well,
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  Speaker 1: other lives matter, not that's not what we're saying. Yeah, see,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what we're saying. And we're not saying that
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  Speaker 1: our lives matter of anybody else's. We're just saying that
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  Speaker 1: our lives shouldn't matter. Also, But they managed to flip
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  Speaker 1: the script and turn that into a negative that we
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  Speaker 1: hate police and all of this here, and that's not
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  Speaker 1: the case. And now with this Kaepernick thing and the kneeling,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: they've changed the narrative again to where it's not even
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  Speaker 1: about the injustices that these guys are representing from the
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  Speaker 1: neighborhoods that they from watching all these black men get
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  Speaker 1: shot down for no reason at all, and these police
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  Speaker 1: officers keep going home having Thanksgiving turkey while while these
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  Speaker 1: while these mothers is burying their boys. It's about man
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  Speaker 1: and your anthem mean the same thing for all of us.
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  Speaker 1: But then if I say something out loud, then here
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  Speaker 1: they come and attack me with them. Well, you got
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  Speaker 1: seven shows, you're rich. What you complained about America has
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  Speaker 1: worked for you. But until it works for us all
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  Speaker 1: they don't really work for me because I know fool
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  Speaker 1: aware and why they don't while they're dealing with me
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  Speaker 1: because I make them a lot of money. Let me
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  Speaker 1: stop making this money and watch if they take the
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  Speaker 1: phone call. No, sir, All right, sir, you're listening. Ste A.
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  Speaker 1: Right here we go with just one more thing as
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  Speaker 1: we close out the show. On this Friday, carl Us birthday. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy and Jay, of course they're scared. Today is Friday
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  Speaker 1: the thirteen. We talked earlier in the show about black cats,
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  Speaker 1: sidewalks cracks. All that's the broken head. Why are you
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  Speaker 1: guys superstitious now and not walking through funeral homes? That's
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: what Steve said. You just don't especially in the back,
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  Speaker 1: and don't go into back were they're really getting busy
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  Speaker 1: back there. Have you ever been in the back? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You know people live upstairs the funeral sir. But you
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  Speaker 1: know there are some people who say that you have
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  Speaker 1: more to fear from the living than the dead. They're
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  Speaker 1: cool with did don't believe that because I'm gonna hurt
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  Speaker 1: myself if I ded this girl that I used to
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: go to school with, her family in Chicago. Her family
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: was in the funeral home business. I hate to say this,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: but every day she wore it too much. Powder, and
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  Speaker 1: it just looked like she did she want the same
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  Speaker 1: thing they wore. She didn't damn about matching up color.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't have too much prouder she had on the
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  Speaker 1: rod she had. It was a lot of powder sitting
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  Speaker 1: right there, so why not use it was pretty It
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  Speaker 1: was pretty scary. Everybody was talking about it in school. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god. Alright, listen. Yesterday R and B singer
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  Speaker 1: c Era announced some of the nominees for the American
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  Speaker 1: Music Awards Artist of the Year. Bruno Mars, Steve, you'd
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: be happy about that, Bruno Mars, Yes, yes, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the Chain Smokers, Drake, Kendrick Lamar and Edge Sharon. I
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: think that's a good good question. Is jay Z getting
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: like eased out because nothing for the Hip Hop Award?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't you didn't get you got one award? Wasn't
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  Speaker 1: this album released later than I don't know what the
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  Speaker 1: cut off nomination? It may have been at the cut
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  Speaker 1: off time. Yeah, yeah, but why do you what do
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  Speaker 1: you say? No, no, you know I'm not, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about for his new it's a new album. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a great album. Yeah. Everybody like, yeah, whatever I
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  Speaker 1: talked to whatever. Yeah, what's wrong. I'm just that's what
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  Speaker 1: I do, the own lockdown. Because over the summer, kids
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: were playing the album. Yeah, I heard some stuff on
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  Speaker 1: that I liked. You know, it's really good. Yeah. It's
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: talking truth. Yeah, speaking about truth. Yeah, nobody wins when
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: the family feuds. That's rights. Yeah. Well, I wonder if
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: we're speaking of jay Z, I wonder if when we're
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  Speaker 1: going to see their twins. I can't wait, baby, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they had a boy in a girl. How to hear?
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  Speaker 1: That's bother It's not bothering me. I'd just like to
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: see him. I know they're going to be kidding the baby, yeah,
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: because I love babies. I was also reading that that
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Kanye his baby is sitting on himself. Hey man, y'all
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: gonna stop fat shaming. This boy picked up some weight,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: just like y'all's big. Kanye, What is outside? I try idea?
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  Speaker 1: You hired? I mean, like, what's up? Not that he's
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: changed his name's list, Kanye, it's his med's right, it's
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: his med and med's. Don't put all that on medication.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: It's the medication. You should understand, j Ain't you on
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: medication on a lot of things? How you don't understand
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: somebody on medication, because I understand. I think it gets
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: harder to lose weight when you get older. Yea, as
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: you age. Like, if I had as hard as I'm
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: working out, I would have been trimmed by now if
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: I was thirty. Yeah, five, it comes off slower. What
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  Speaker 1: waistline is? Kanye? Maybe I can give me that description.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know because it's equator. Hey, y'all, Okay, I'm
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 1: not in this. Oh they know who I'm talking. All
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: that says Kanye ain't tucked his shirt in and monch. Hey,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: let's move on. I want let you guys know that
• 1:37:05
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  Speaker 1: it's good. He's I gotta go see it. I know
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  Speaker 1: they have the Kanye Special at the theater. What I
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