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Matthew Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's been wife.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you know what we're doing today?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well last time we did Matthew chapter 3.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, it's fucked it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah and in that one we had John the Baptist and his camel, a tire or whatever the fuck he was wearing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we were like, what's a John?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What's a Baptist?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, and he was baptizing people in the Jordan River.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we were like, what's a baptizing?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, because he wasn't back home from and then Jesus showed up.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we were like, like, all adult and everything.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're like, Oh, she, we're getting into it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You doing some stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Then they argue about who should, you know, baptize who?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, you're special, not on you are.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so then they, they baptize each other, I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, John Baptized.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: John, I thought that Jesus turned around on Baptized home.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we were like, why does Jesus need to be baptized?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, no, that or whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that bothered me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So the whole thing is so fucking weird.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't even with this God is man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, no, no, that's too magical and weird.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was definitely.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: very arbitrary and strange, and it supposedly fulfilled all of these prophecies, and I'm like, no, it didn't.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I call bullshit on that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it was like, they're trying way too hard.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're trying way too hard.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's making my ass itch.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's giving me crabs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So you can have asses itch in.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that does not make my ass itch in any
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, I wanted to say thank you to David M. David M. Yeah, they signed up with the new at the $10 level.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, did I?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: do this thing that we do.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we don't always do this thing very well because it helps us keep our butts from itching.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's that too.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you for that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you want to help us keep our butts from itching, you could donate too.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So now that we covered that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you, David.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That is so sweet of you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And everybody else that's that's our patrons.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are really what keeps us going.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And
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  [SPEAKER_01]: keeps us from having to pay out of our pockets, which is fantastic.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, honestly, when our lives are falling apart and we slow our roll on how often we put these out, y'all are the reason that we don't stop.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We keep doing this project that we promise to do together.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I can't tell you how many times you guys have kind of many saved us.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's totally true, so you don't just keep this afloat sometimes you keep us afloat.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so yeah, that was Matthew chapter three.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It sure is fuck.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and so that means that today we're going to be getting into little Maddie chapter four.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't be.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, we're gonna hop into Little Maddie chapter four.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Are you ready for this?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so ready.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This shit is got me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Look, so far, this has been better than almost anything.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It has no destiny.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's so true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There is a story, there's some shit happening.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There's forward motion, much less need for an editor.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, even the begats were like, not, it wasn't like chapters worth of fucking big.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it was just a little bit.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I can handle that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's not too bad.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I should be quote unquote counting my blessings.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, then that's how we start this chapter.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know that baptizing that was just happening in whatever, then Jesus was led by the spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Remember this sort of dove took him to the devil?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This is us because we're over the spirit with the dove, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We think.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so he went straight to the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's going to the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: To the devil with the eye.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He got baptized in solid devil.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: After fasting 40 days and 40 nights, of course.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was hungry.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I said that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it says he was hungry.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He wouldn't be after that long.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He needed to order himself a Chick-fil-A nugget meal.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess Chick-fil-A food would be got approved, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that they they
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  [SPEAKER_01]: to be anti, I mean, something, not not all Christians, not all Christians.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I bet Jesus will be down with the queer community and be like, I don't fucking care, just do you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty sure Jesus does not give any fucks.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Although, I mean, we're not, we don't know much about Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, he was born and he got Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Buddy Jesus, Buddy Jesus, for real.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He does not care who you be fucking, as long as it's consensual and safe.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I suppose.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that's what I think.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, ready?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So after fasting, 40 days and 40 nights, he was hungry.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The tempter came to him and said, if you are the son of God, tell these stones to become bread.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus answered and read.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Remember I was getting very angry because his words are in red.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Jesus is saying something.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus speak.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus has entered the chat and he speaks in red.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It is written, man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that written somewhere?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess we'll find out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So we don't need food.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We just need the word of God.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: that not just bread not just food okay you can't live on bread alone got it but on every word that comes in yeah you need food of the body and food of the spirit okay I've heard people say that before yeah and so this the the temperatures like
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, basically, that's what that was, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, then the devil took him to the holy city.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Dang him, they went to Las Vegas.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That was a trip.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And had him stand on the highest point of the temple.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If you are the son of God, he said, throw yourself down for it is written, he will command his angels concerning you and they will lift you up in their hands.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: so that you will not strike your foot against the stone.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He disappeared for a long time and then showed up here in this story.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All of a sudden as an adult got baptized and we all know now that he's the son of God apparently.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Or at least this temperature does.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And this person's like telling him to jump off buildings and turn things into bread.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Go fuck yourself is what this devil guy is saying right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like what if you what if you eat nothing but cat food for three days What if you hump a cow What if you Put your forehead on a bat and turn in circles.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know that kind of thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like wow
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so he's like jump off this building.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and because the angels are going to save you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So what's the big deal?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Do it do it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he's saying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's so weird.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like why why does the devil?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's tempting him.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Tempting him to use his magic to show us all how God that he is.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, you're magic.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So show everybody how magical you are.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, you, you are the son of God.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You are God on earth.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You are God basically, but not, but not, but you are, but you are, but not.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So show us, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's come to you now.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus answered him again in red, because Jesus' words are more important than God's words.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, more important than anything.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I've never understood.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Got the red, the red print.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: God's words were never in color they weren't in fact it was very hard to distinguish sometimes when God's actually speaking and it really it really bothers me like that has been a thing that has always bothered me okay because I knew it was coming I forgot until I saw it and I was like oh yeah Jesus does get special ink yeah I'm not I'm not here for it okay anyway Jesus answered him in his special red color it is also written do not put the Lord your God to the test
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  [SPEAKER_00]: don't be testing me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Stop.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All this I will give you said Mustafa to Simba.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, no, this kingdom is yours.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he said on top of the mountain.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, just kidding.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not what happened.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, the devil took him to a very head mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All this I will give you he said if you will bow down and worship me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, you know what that reminds me of?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It reminds me of the babe, what babe?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The babe with the power, what power?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Power, the voodoo, who do you do the power?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The babe, no, there's a reason why I did that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because there is a line where Jaris, the goblin king, literally tells Sarah in the movie Labyrinth.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't understand like I'm doing everything for you like I've rewritten time for you and I would make you my queen and you could have everything and the only thing I ask is that you be my slave and that you you know
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like what is the big fucking deal here?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Why won't you just bow to me and, you know, accept that I'm your master?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's so based on Jesus, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And Sarah is like, you have no power over me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that's the whole point of the movie, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Is her realizing that she had the Ruby slippers all along?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it was within her all the time.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus does not.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus does not have.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He does not say you have no power on him.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I find this very odd because we literally have no real context for the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was sent up as an adversary in the Old Testament sort of.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: In Job.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but they're like a lawyer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but there's not like a lot of lead up to the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not prominent in Jewish and there's still a frame to him has an adversary.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Is that correct?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're seeing the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're saying the devil.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The devil.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so this this is straight up to devil.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: out of nowhere.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean for us, not for the people of the line.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This is like out of the blue.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like what the fuck?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The there's a devil now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we can then.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's just a regular character.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we've been all through the old testament.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We've been worshiping this y'all.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, you guys, this God, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, okay, but let's be honest.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Every few chapters, we were also worshiping Malak and Shira and all kinds of other.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, sure, sure, sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But my point is that, you know, he's got where where Jesus already knows apparently that he's the son of God.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I missed that memo, but Jesus God.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But it seems like it's common knowledge already somehow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And maybe John the Baptist start.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you know, like, these people already know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They already know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They already received the postcard if I. Devil dude just pops up and says, worship me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's, I mean, like, why would that even be tempting at all?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm so sorry.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't get God on my side.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I got already gave that to me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What are you giving me?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really know what that shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's kind of like, it's kind of like, if, so you go to David's bridal, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Cause you're about to get married, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And so you buy your wedding dress, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's like you pay for the wedding dress and you're having it altered, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you go to pick up your wedding dress and then the person that is altering your dress carries it to you and it's like,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: here i'm giving you this dress all you have to do is be my bright like no excuse the fuck out of you that's already my dress like what i paid for that shit like no give me my fucking dress i don't know why i thought of that that was a weird analogy because i mean i don't be shopping at david's bridal or going to weddings or
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we do have, have gone to weddings, but, you know, how many weddings have we gone to?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not a lot, like those weddings happen more and like your, you know, mid 20s or early 30s.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we passed that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we, when we got together, we were already in our 30s.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so we really missed all that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We did, we missed all that, but we did go to we went to a gay wedding and that was so awesome and lovely and that made me that made my heart happy to see because we love them, but also we're like yeah
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So he's like, I'll give you all this shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All you have to do is, you know, be my bitch.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jesus said to him in his red print away from me, Satan, for it is written worship the Lord your God and serve him only.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, is it?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty sure that I don't know about the other shit that he said, but like worship the Lord your God and serve him only.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the first definitely they said that a lot of them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know that they often didn't.
• 14:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then the devil left him an angels came and attended them.
• 14:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got another little bit here, though.
• 14:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that was like, okay, peace out.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Jesus Jesus won this one by not doing the things I asked three times.
• 14:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That devil's like, Boring.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: My God, you're so fucking lame.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like you didn't try real hard.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: He really wasn't.
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: But he tempted him three times and then he took off.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and Jesus, I was like, whoop.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was close.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: When Jesus heard that John had been put in prison, what the fuck?
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: When this shit's going quick here, it was happening.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we're missing some pieces.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, for sure.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, okay, so I know that there's like three other parts to this that is going to fill in some blanks, hopefully.
• 15:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, I guess John went to prison.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you think, what do you think?
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: He probably found some fucker.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: He probably jumped off the building.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he drowned somebody when he was baptized.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, oh, yeah, he was like, you guys, he got jailed for me.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: He got zealous.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: He held that guy under too long.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: So John is in jail.
• 15:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so Jesus, when Jesus heard that, he withdrew to Galilee.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, Oh, shit.
• 15:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: They called my buddy John.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm out.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right away.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right away.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Leaving Nazareth.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He went and lived in Copernan, which was by the lake in the area of Zebulon and Neftolly to fulfill what was said through the prophet Isaiah, because you know, they
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: do be fulfillment.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so here's what it says apparently.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Land of Zebulon and Land of Neftali, the way of the sea beyond the Jordan, Galileo of the Gentiles, the people living in darkness have seen a great light on those living in the land of the shadow of death, a light has dawned.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's so vague.
• 16:31
  [UNKNOWN]: Okay.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's very vague.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's that's kind of like old Testament by bullshittery.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's more like um, and a rock rolled down the mountain and it was so cool that day.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, we had some locus come in.
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure there's some meaning to that that we'll find out that we don't are not quite kidding in our Q&A probably.
• 16:55
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: From that time on, Jesus began to preach in red ink, repent for the kingdom of heaven has come near.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I mean, we are just right about this.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't he kind of like part of the kingdom of heaven?
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He is.
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you are the some God, then that is true.
• 17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is common.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: You better repent.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You would say that if you already knew that you were here.
• 17:22
  [UNKNOWN]: Mm-hmm.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so we still got a little bit more.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it's been hold on though.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't preaching, preaching, and telling people to repent, feels like he's just a preacher type person.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, it doesn't feel God-ish.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It just feels like, like if you're God, do you come down and do the same thing that all the other preachers are doing?
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And all the other preachers are doing?
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, he's like, I'm just a girl.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: the world.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then saw that.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me be.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't just pick up and do the same fucking thing.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're your God's son, dude.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, you just took the same miraculous something phenomenal.
• 17:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to know who else the devil was saying jump off a building to it.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: To it.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to know, like I want to read that story.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need some backstory there.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we just got right into the devil.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like, and then this and then this and I'm like, Whoa, I didn't know.
• 18:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whoa, I didn't know that Jesus was like so prevalent in the first like five pages Jesus.
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very surprising to me.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know that's where it was.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very abrupt change for what we were reading.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know that's where it was.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: There be some Jesus.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's almost kind of embarrassing.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I didn't know.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: He feels silly like, oh, he was just right in the first few pages of the New Testament.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're right into it.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: They don't waste any time.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: So as we're in a new bit.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Still chapter one.
• 18:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: As Jesus was walking beside the sea of Galilee, he saw two brothers, Simon Colpeter and his brother Andrew.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: His name is Simon, but we don't call him that.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: We call him Peter.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's weird.
• 19:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon called Peter.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't like his name, apparently.
• 19:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure.
• 19:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Simon says.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Call me Peter.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me Peter, bro.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And his brother Andrew.
• 19:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Andrew.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: So.
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Jesus is walking along and he's like, oh, there's my dudes, they were casting a net into the lake for they were fishermen come follow me Jesus said in red and I will send you out to fish for people.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's one of those like bumper sticker things.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like he's a Fisher Fisher of men.
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I mean?
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like y'all be out here casting your net fishing for fishes.
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: But you're gonna go catch people.
• 20:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because they're delicious.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're gonna go knock on doors and be like, how do you heard the good news?
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Have we heard the good news?
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: at once they left their nets and followed them.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, it's kind of like, okay.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got risks.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just got risk.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is give up their fucking theirs like, yeah, do we're with you?
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, come on.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, obviously.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, so many notes on my door and I'm like, that's us.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know who it is that I'm like, no.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like, like, I feel like the way that they're kind of referring to Jesus, the way, cause like, even John the Baptist was like, dude, whoa, it's like it.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And these fishermen are like, yeah, for sure.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously, he's like, it's like, Brad Pitt's walking through the fucking right, you know, desert.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're all like, yeah, dude, let's go with Brad Pitt.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so funny that you used Brad Pitt, like, as your icon celebrity.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: like, you know, prep it, like, um, today it would be more like, um, I don't know, Timothy Shalomay or some shit like that.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not for me.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, not for me.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, he doesn't do it for me.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a little boy.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I club came out like last week, right?
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I said through.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so true.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who would be like a celebrity for today that like,
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you know, who, Robert Downey Jr.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even the kids love him.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even the kids, the kids do love them some Arty J.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's for all ages.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: That would have been like Arty J is walking down the street.
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, obviously, we're coming with you.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, are you talking to me?
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, did I stutter?
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they're like, oh no, but it's okay if you did.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so going on from there, he already jayed Jesus, okay?
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Robert Downey Jesus.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I see, you just, you just next my old Brad Pitt thing.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, yeah, because kids today, they're not, they're not into Brad Pitt.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say they were.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but I'm trying to like, I'm trying to make it like, a man for all ages.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everybody loves Robert Downey Jesus, okay?
• 22:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: going on from there.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is, this is who he is now.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Robert Downey Jesus.
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So going on from there.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Robert Downey, Jesus, saw two other brothers, James, son of Zibody, Zibody, Zibody, okay, James, son of Zibody, and his brother John, another John, this feels like he's getting the band together.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is what this is.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is the disciples, right?
• 22:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Get in the car.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is he's getting, he's getting the,
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: we're getting the ban, get in the car, who's brothers?
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they were in a boat with their father, you know, Zabadi preparing their nets.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus called, I'm sorry, Robert Downey, Jesus called them, and immediately left the boat and their father and followed, they were like, by dad.
• 23:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like if indeed was a thing back then there'd be like a massive like fishermen hiring thing going on after this.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, yeah, that was like the job to have guys.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: We need some fishermen like now.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know, Robert Downey Jesus walked through town and like he just lost all our fishermen guys.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like now hiring we need 10 fisher guys.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've heard that he like makes fish and a more fish or whatever It's on point or something I think yeah, he does something with fish right yeah I think he does but maybe that's because there's a shortage of fishermen probably you know
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, maybe if you weren't out there doing your game, you know, picking up gang members and stuff, like cool.
• 23:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so now we're into a next little section.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rachel, how do these guys know that he's not the devil?
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's my question, right?
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's my question.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: How do they know this guy's the son of a guy?
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or whatever the fuck he's claiming to them.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what did he say to get them?
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wonder what he said to them.
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: What did you say, you'll let's go?
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, yeah.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Listen, Robert County Junior walks through town.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he walks up to you and says, my guy.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're like, shut up, are you really RDJ?
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, but we're assuming we're assuming star power here, right?
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: How other way?
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it hasn't exactly been established.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but otherwise, it doesn't make sense.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we're going to assume that we're missing.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sometime in that 30 year, like we're missing.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a context, sure.
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That he's already established himself as a celebrity.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, he's on...
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's Robert Downey, Jesus.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got posters out with his...
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Based on all the girls have pin ups of them.
• 24:51
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so cute.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Poor hatchings.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what they had in the morning.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know what they had in the morning.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus, I saw him today.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: You did not.
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I did.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he, we need to me.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, he did not.
• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shut up.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're lying.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we were by the well.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, okay, well, I, I tripped.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he helped me.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, you weren't like, no girl.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: He stained my arm.
• 25:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Look, look, his print.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: is I'm never watching this man ever he's so fine that's what it's like okay yeah all over the place we got girls morning okay yeah
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Robert Downey Jesus went through Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, proclaiming the good news of the kingdom, you know, the good news, okay?
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever the good news is.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And healing every disease and sickness among the people.
• 25:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, damn.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the power.
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess he is God.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a nation.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's eating meat.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's proven it right there, I guess.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you can heal diseases in the shed, like that's the disease and every disease and sickness.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, huh.
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every disease and sickness.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I guess if he's doing that, that if he was doing it prior to this, then yeah, even if you are the devil, that's pretty, that's a snazzy temptation.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, you know?
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I could end, probably he's hot too.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, they're like, yeah, me?
• 26:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm coming with you, sure.
• 26:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm so fucking lonely.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just weren't in all those healing stuff come from.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're just like, yeah, he's healing people.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's healing people.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's going around from town to town and send a dog to some of these teaching the good news.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's got to be right.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's gonna be cool.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wanna know what the good news is.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: that he's healing people probably.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I happen to know from living with parents who are now Christian, but weren't in my childhood that the good news is that when you die, you go to heaven if you took Jesus as your
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Saviour is that the right word?
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you believe in that guy, or something.
• 27:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the good news.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That there's an afterlife.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're pinned.
• 27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're pinned.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: The end is nigh.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that's not what he said.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But whatever.
• 27:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So he rubberged any Jesus be walking around town.
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's teaching us synagogues, he's healing everybody.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: News about him spread all over Syria and people brought to him all who were ill with various diseases.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: those suffering severe pain, the demon possessed, those having seizures, then the paralyzed and he healed them.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, and it's funny that none of this ended up in books until after he died.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, wait, hold on, hold on.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: There were paralyzed people and demon possessed people and people having seizures and those are all listed separately.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, how come now you do all of those things?
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You immediately are assumed that you are demon possessed.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: When did we hit like I don't recall them ever mentioning demon possession in the Old Testament?
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, me neither.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: So no, we had a scapegoat.
• 28:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: He took that scapegoat to all the sins away.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: The closest would have been like that, which of indoor or something like that?
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, the witch of indoor and shun shun the witch of indoor.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: but they still want to advice from the which meant or see secretly.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: But there wasn't any talk of Dima.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now there's just Dima, there's Dima for this.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's happening on every corner.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus is taking care of it.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's happening often enough that it's just a regular thing.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, we get COVID, we get flu, we get ...
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like the ghost busters.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: There weren't ghosts until the ghost busters showed up.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I learned demons until Jesus showed up.
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, we break, we break our wrists.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: We have all these things that normally happen, and we get demon possessed.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And no one writes it down in the history book.
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: At all.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they certainly did not take any pictures, which I would present.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, anyway, he's healing all of them getting rid of the demons.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, large crowds from Galilee, the decapitalists, I probably said that wrong, Jerusalem, Judea, and the region across the Jordan, they all followed them.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: The end.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, as you do, I mean, yeah, if he's healed and everybody and get rid of their demons, I guess if that's thing, how do you know, is a demon possessed versus just cookie versus severely mentally ill.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going with the exercise version here.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're head spinning in your spitting out piece soup, then you're probably zest.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is a movie.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's my only reference.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Faith in possession.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that is silly.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, so is demon possession.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, how do you know it?
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, how do you know that there are people to date and think they hunt demons.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So that is true.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like, they watch too much supernatural.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Putting the best episode ever.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so that was that was a lot.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was a lot.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we went from Jesus was born and here's his lineage through Joseph, his father, all the way back through Abraham.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he is teaching and being talented.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And what about through Abraham?
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was back through David.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would just whoever them guys are.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now he's teaching us in the dogs.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And, but oh, he gets tempted.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And anyways, whatever.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now he's awesome.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now he's healing people.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's big.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's, he's, he's probably telling Jesus.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's going big on Twitter.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's viral.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Except for that, then he cares the virus.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: He cares the virus.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was Matthew chapter four.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Little Maddie chapter five.
• 31:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how you how you up to game after that.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's great.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a lie.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know one of they said he died and came back to life because like Look at look at it.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why not what comes next.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: This guy's like a regular fucking super hero for the Bible.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is a super hero.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Have you seen they tried to make comics.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: They tried so hard to make Jesus cool.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's there only hope.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know,
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Basically they're like he's so cool except for never have sex.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Isn't that like my plane?
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have no idea.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't know what Jesus actually stands for to be honest.
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know what people claim.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: That claim will kind of shit.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's what they want to about Jesus.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, so far all we know is that he is building a gang.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm carrying disease it taking all the fishermen so he's definitely pro vaccines.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It looks like sounds like it.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, at least Jesus vaccines.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, all right.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, again, was a Matthew chapter four.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it was and we will be back next time with little Matty chapter five.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll see you then.