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Kobe Bryant HOF, Church Complaints, iHeart Radio Awards, Bill Gates Reenactment and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a suit on the don giving
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  Speaker 1: them like the million bucks things in the true good
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  Speaker 1: Steve listening to mogether for st PA, I don't join Jo,
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  Speaker 1: don't give me you turn, hur you go. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Turn. You haven't got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out to turn the water. The water got me?
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your bad h I sure will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: dave me now what it only Steve Hardy got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show today. I want to just share something with
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  Speaker 1: you along your way to wherever it is you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get to. You know, everybody has a different definition
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  Speaker 1: for success, and I'm not. I'm not here to tell
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  Speaker 1: you what joy should be. I mean, please pursue whatever
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  Speaker 1: you think success he is aim as high as you
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  Speaker 1: can though, that's for sure. My father used to say
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  Speaker 1: all the time. I'm sure you all have heard it
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  Speaker 1: in different variations, but he used to always say, aim
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  Speaker 1: for the moon. Just in case you miss, you'll still
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  Speaker 1: be amongst the stars. Just say that to me all
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  Speaker 1: the time. So that always was in me to aim high. Now,
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't saying aim with the intent to miss. He
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  Speaker 1: was just saying aim In case you miss, you're still
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  Speaker 1: amongst the stars. If you aim for the moon. But
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  Speaker 1: if you just aim for that first flow wind and
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  Speaker 1: you miss it, you know, usually run into some type
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  Speaker 1: of wall and nothing happens. You slither down. You know.
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  Speaker 1: In my book, act like a lady, think like a man.
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  Speaker 1: I told her people that men love three ways. They profess,
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  Speaker 1: they provide, they protect, and that's the core essence of
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  Speaker 1: a man's love. Well, there's some other peas in life too.
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  Speaker 1: The number one thing you have to understand about trying
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  Speaker 1: to be successful, and I guess I call this the
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  Speaker 1: four peas. I may come up with five along the way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just talking as is given to me.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna summer start by saying, as these are
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  Speaker 1: the four peas of success that you have to get
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  Speaker 1: ready for. One, it's pressure. A lot of it is
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  Speaker 1: applied by the circumstance of what you're trying to go
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  Speaker 1: for and what you're trying to do, but a lot
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  Speaker 1: of it also is self imposed pressure. It's what you
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  Speaker 1: put on yourself to make it. It's a sense of urgency,
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  Speaker 1: it's a sense of necessity. But pressure is the first
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  Speaker 1: thing I want you to be ready for. And pressure
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  Speaker 1: comes in a lot of different forms, but it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be pressured. As an old saying that pressure buster pipe. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's why most people turn around, because of the pressure
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  Speaker 1: of trying to be successful. I want you to get
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  Speaker 1: it in your mind that it is going to be
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  Speaker 1: a pressure rized situation on your rise to the top. Pressure,
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  Speaker 1: but understand that that it is what it is, is
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  Speaker 1: not going to change. That's it. Prepare yourself, get ready
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  Speaker 1: for there to be pressure. The second thing I want
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  Speaker 1: you to understand is when you receive this pressure, you
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  Speaker 1: have to persist. You got to stay at it. You
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  Speaker 1: got to develop a dog getness has a There's a
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  Speaker 1: song who says, why must I feel like that? Why
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  Speaker 1: must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me?
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  Speaker 1: That's a funny line in that song, because really I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about it one day. I was humming it
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  Speaker 1: and and it, and it occurred to me, said, why
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  Speaker 1: must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?
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  Speaker 1: Nothing but the dog get me? And you know, now
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  Speaker 1: you could take it in the literal says that the
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  Speaker 1: cat chases the dog because it's innately is in his spirit.
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  Speaker 1: That cats and dogs are a lot of times enemies.
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  Speaker 1: Now people have pets in him, proving that if you
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  Speaker 1: show love on both sides, they can exist. And that
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  Speaker 1: happens too, but naturally innately, when your cat goes by
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  Speaker 1: a dog, your dog don't recognize him, that some barking
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  Speaker 1: going on. I'm talking about just walking through the neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: or something. So, but the reason that this dog's so
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  Speaker 1: persistent towards this cat is just cause it's in him.
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  Speaker 1: It's innately in him. And what I'm saying to you,
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  Speaker 1: just using that as an analogy, is that you got
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  Speaker 1: to be you got to be persistent in that. You
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  Speaker 1: got to develop some dog in you now because pressure
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  Speaker 1: takes some fighting back. See if you don't fight back
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  Speaker 1: against pressure, pressure buster pipes, So what you think it
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  Speaker 1: will do to you? Pressure, crack walls, pressure calls, explosions.
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  Speaker 1: So if you don't fight back to hold it in,
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  Speaker 1: you understand pressure does most people in the simple thing
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  Speaker 1: called pressure, the weight of what it feels like to
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  Speaker 1: want to be successful every single day, over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over and over and over. It's just too much pressure.
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  Speaker 1: People crack. You got to persist. You have to persist.
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  Speaker 1: You can. The thought of giving up can come, but
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  Speaker 1: you got to get it out. You gotta persist. The
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  Speaker 1: next thing I want you to think about is another
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  Speaker 1: something that I've been thinking about for years and learn
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  Speaker 1: for years. It's called perseverance. To persist means to insist.
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  Speaker 1: Its keyword in insist and persistence insists you must. You
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  Speaker 1: must insist that this is going to happen. Now, the
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  Speaker 1: persist I'm assuming means it's a proaction. It's some type
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  Speaker 1: of proaction that you towards it to make it. You know, persist,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta be persistent. You gotta be constantly at insisting
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  Speaker 1: that it happens. You gotta be constantly at it. But
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  Speaker 1: the next thing I want you to remember is perseverance.
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  Speaker 1: Perseverance is important. Perseverance means that when you've done your best,
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  Speaker 1: when you've persisted, when you're fighting back against the pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Perseverance simply means I'm going to hang in here when
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  Speaker 1: if a crack come into pipe, I'm gonna hang in there.
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  Speaker 1: If the pipe bust, I'm gonna keep going. If I
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  Speaker 1: gotta put duct, take mud, whatever I got to put
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  Speaker 1: on this thing. Man, I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to stay with it no matter what. So we're looking
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  Speaker 1: at the three things again. You got to understand that
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be pressure that you're gonna have to persist
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  Speaker 1: keyword and persistence in st You have to insist that
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  Speaker 1: no matter what the pressure is, I'm gonna stay with it.
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  Speaker 1: But then perseverance. If it goes wrong, Man, you got
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  Speaker 1: to get in there and keep fighting. But then Lord
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  Speaker 1: Him Mercy. Nothing helps you handle the three peas better
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  Speaker 1: than the fourth pea. You got to pray. You got
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  Speaker 1: to use prayer. You gotta talk to God. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use faith. You gotta have some conferences with him late
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  Speaker 1: at night, early in the morning, in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the afternoon, when you own the train, when you're driving.
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  Speaker 1: You got to talk to God. Man, you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: yourself some help along the way. Nothing is bigger than prayer.
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  Speaker 1: There is nothing bigger than prayer. Prayer will help you
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  Speaker 1: overcome the pressure. Prayer will help you stay persistent, and
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  Speaker 1: Lord Him Mercy, prayer will help you persevere. Them is
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  Speaker 1: the faux peas. God gave that to me. I'm passing
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  Speaker 1: it on show, ladies and gentleman. Surprise, surprise, the King
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  Speaker 1: is broad. I just always wanted to say that, right,
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  Speaker 1: yeahn't didn't have a meeting anyway. This is the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, and that's how I decided to start
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  Speaker 1: it today. You may not like the way I start
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  Speaker 1: the show, but you don't feel free to just hang
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  Speaker 1: in there because one of them you're gonna like. I
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  Speaker 1: can promise you that you're gonna one of these. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna go, oh, he ought to do that every morning.
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  Speaker 1: Now I ain't gonna do that, but you're gonna want
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  Speaker 1: of them. You're gonna go, boy, that's the one I
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  Speaker 1: really like. I hope you do that again. I'll probably
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  Speaker 1: never do it again. I don't do nothing twice, right,
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  Speaker 1: But but revel in that moment when you get it,
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  Speaker 1: like some people like this opening right here, when you
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  Speaker 1: think of love, gotta get it on your mind. You
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  Speaker 1: come when you think of gotta get it, don't your mind,
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  Speaker 1: when you think of God, get it your mind. Seeing
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  Speaker 1: some people like that one, some people can't stand. But
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  Speaker 1: don't worry because I ain't gonna do it. Tommy so
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  Speaker 1: crazy halla for real hasy. What's happening to CHRL? What
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  Speaker 1: up there? Junior? Morning? Morning fan? How y'all doing ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen? Jams and brown? He's here of mister hoddy
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  Speaker 1: Tommy celebrate her birthday? What is it fifty? His birthday
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  Speaker 1: is actually well, he's fifty three, but he took off today.
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  Speaker 1: He's fifty three. Short years. You guys are ten years apart, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: What canny cake will he use to celebrate? Well? His
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  Speaker 1: stars with strawberry and then it is a shoutcake? It up, Jake.
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  Speaker 1: One time for Tommy's birthday, we gave him a hosted
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  Speaker 1: ding down and put a candle on it and told
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  Speaker 1: him it was his birthday because it was. It was
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  Speaker 1: big enough for him, such a big cake. He got
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  Speaker 1: kill you, ruining, hey, hold on, and when he gets enough,
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  Speaker 1: And then when he turned ten, we put ten candles
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  Speaker 1: in a honey barn. He was overjoy. We didn't start
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  Speaker 1: making him regular sized cakes till he was twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: Enough enough, Oh now he gonna drop a lie. You're here, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: enough is enough. We've had out fun. Let's stop now, okay, briffs,
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  Speaker 1: all right, guys coming up with thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have asked the CLO with the Chief
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  Speaker 1: Love Officers Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, time now for asked the CLO.
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  Speaker 1: The Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is in the building.
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  Speaker 1: This one is from Jerry in Kansas City. Jerry, Right, So,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dating a woman that I met at work, and
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  Speaker 1: I no longer work with her. She was the finest
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  Speaker 1: woman I'd ever seen, but I didn't approach her because
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  Speaker 1: everyone else at work tried to get at her. We've
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  Speaker 1: been dating for a while now, but I always feel
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  Speaker 1: like she's up to something. I can't touch her phone,
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  Speaker 1: looking her purse, or come in the bathroom when she's
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  Speaker 1: in there. I respect her space, but it's just odd
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  Speaker 1: how she locks the bathroom door every time. I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: to think she has something to hide. I'm forty seven
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  Speaker 1: and she's thirty five. So is this how younger women act? Well,
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  Speaker 1: hold of dolt, you're tripping cause she locked the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: I locked the bathroom in time I go in the
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  Speaker 1: dog because I don't like nobody walking in on me
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  Speaker 1: when I'm in a bath food. It's just something about
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  Speaker 1: your pass round your ankles. That's just it's unnerving and
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  Speaker 1: we all need our private moment. Yeah, it ain't no
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  Speaker 1: way to look cool with your pass down around your ankles.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't know what you can't. You can't snap it.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody shot the damn dope. You can't do no to that. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: come on, now, come on, come on. Because you humble
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  Speaker 1: because they slap you, it ain't nothing you can do. So, dog,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why you tripping about her locking the
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  Speaker 1: door and you know you can't touch your phone. Dog,
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  Speaker 1: what you're tripping for? Well? Going her purse. That's a rule.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know. You don't go into woman's purse. I
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  Speaker 1: don't go in Margie's purse to this day, I still don't.
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  Speaker 1: That don't mean she up to nothing. She don't want
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  Speaker 1: me in her purse, right, I think he's a little insecure, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: He said he's forty seven and she's thirty five. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want Margie going in my wallet and my pouch.
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  Speaker 1: And so if anybody can get her to stop, just
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  Speaker 1: tell her from me. This is not about you. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can't go in her damn damn purse, but she
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  Speaker 1: can go up my wallet and take money out whenever
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  Speaker 1: she needs. That's where the money resides. So, bro, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know really what you're tripping for. Man? Is this
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  Speaker 1: how young women? No? Man, but I don't what old
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  Speaker 1: man wants to go in the bathroom. She got the
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  Speaker 1: dough lock partner, she locks the dough Yeah, it's nothing
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  Speaker 1: wrong with that. I'm sorry. And it's just a woman thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a young woman thing. It's just a woman
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  Speaker 1: thing dating the girl. How about that? You scared? All? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go? Uh? Moving on? Brenda and Maryland says.
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  Speaker 1: My ex boyfriend and I split up a month ago
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  Speaker 1: and the rental house is in my name. We just
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  Speaker 1: signed another lease right before we broke up. He's got
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  Speaker 1: another woman staying in the house with him already, and
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  Speaker 1: it's getting under my skin. The lady's car is in
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  Speaker 1: my garage and she put some sort of cute flag
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  Speaker 1: out on the front porch. I don't want him back,
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  Speaker 1: but I do want that lady out of a house
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  Speaker 1: that's in my name. If I tell the landlord, I
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  Speaker 1: would have to pay extra to terminate the lease early house.
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  Speaker 1: Should I handle this? Well? You don't want him back?
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  Speaker 1: Is he paying the rent? That's the question. If he's
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  Speaker 1: paying all the rent and you don't want him back,
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  Speaker 1: what difference do it make to you who in now
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  Speaker 1: as long as you get in the house paid for
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  Speaker 1: or is it that he's paying his half or are
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  Speaker 1: you trying to use it as a as a rental
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  Speaker 1: property and you can't rent it. I don't understand what
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  Speaker 1: she wants. Yeah, I don't get it. I don't understand
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  Speaker 1: sherley what I mean. Okay, so it's a rental house.
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  Speaker 1: Is she renting the house or is it a house
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  Speaker 1: that she owns that she's renting out. Now, if it's
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  Speaker 1: both in y'all's name and it's a rental house, but
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  Speaker 1: he's staying there and he's paying the rent in the
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  Speaker 1: rental house, but it's in your name, you don't want
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  Speaker 1: him back, but you don't want the woman. Now, well
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  Speaker 1: that that ain't high as So they're renting a house
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  Speaker 1: because she said if she tells the landlord, so they
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  Speaker 1: don't own it. They're just renting the house. She'll have
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  Speaker 1: to pay extra to terminate the lease. This is stupid,
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  Speaker 1: This makes no sense. So I don't know if she's
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  Speaker 1: paying half of it because they both signed. Now, if
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  Speaker 1: she's paying half of it and they both signed. That's
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  Speaker 1: why she's mad. Yeah, but she didn't say that. It's
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  Speaker 1: in both of them's name, right, Yeah, because she has
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  Speaker 1: signed it right before they broke up. That's risky though
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  Speaker 1: it is. It is risky because it's in her name.
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  Speaker 1: The house is in her name. She should just tell
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  Speaker 1: pay the extra, determinate the lease early. And he's staying there.
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  Speaker 1: She probably left because they broke up. Well, he didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to be there. Well, they won't leave, won't you
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  Speaker 1: put both of them out? Yeah? If it's in her name,
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  Speaker 1: she could do that. Yeah, because it's her credit. That's
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  Speaker 1: gonna so you had to save your perfect Yeah, I say,
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  Speaker 1: I say get out of the lease. I say, if
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  Speaker 1: it's not too much to terminate the lease, get out
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  Speaker 1: of it and let them have it. Get your name too.
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  Speaker 1: She might risk that too. Just because she terminated doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean it's not gonna affect our credit. Yeah, that's yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it ain't tough for me. You know you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get out of mind. Yeah, I just can't tell. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she shouldn't have left in the first place. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: here's qt in Charlotte saying I'm a DJ at a
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  Speaker 1: lounge that's tucked away in a trendy area of town.
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  Speaker 1: I just got the gig, and it suits me better
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  Speaker 1: than the younger crowd I used to work with. I
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  Speaker 1: was working last Friday and I noticed my best friend's
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend came in with another girl. I felt like being messy,
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  Speaker 1: so midway through my set, I started calling out names,
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  Speaker 1: and I shouted him out and said, I see you
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  Speaker 1: over there, player. I could tell that U. He couldn't
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  Speaker 1: really figure out who I was, and he didn't know
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  Speaker 1: I worked there. He paid for their drinks and they left.
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  Speaker 1: Do I casually mention this to my best friend or not?
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  Speaker 1: So his best friend is a girl. The girl's boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: came in with another girl, And now you want to
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  Speaker 1: tell the girl what kind of punk ass stuff is that? Dad?
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  Speaker 1: Or keep your now? I am nothing. What kind of
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  Speaker 1: punk ass stuff is day? Dad? You're gonna tell this
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  Speaker 1: girl you saw man? Just DJ? Mind your damn business
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  Speaker 1: a DJ. All right, we gotta go. Thank you, Fielo.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, church complaints with Reverend Motown and Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Adnoid and for dickon Depth Jam. Right after this. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: Dave Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Miss Anna standing by with our national news.
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  Speaker 1: But it's time now for some laughter and some crazy fun.
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  Speaker 1: Here at church complaints with Reverend Motown and Reverend adnoid
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  Speaker 1: In for Deacon deaf Jam. We have a difference here today.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell by the heavy breathing that death Jam
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  Speaker 1: is not here. That breathing that you're hearing is coming
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  Speaker 1: from my brother who is a pastor himself at a
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  Speaker 1: very very very small congregation. Oh it's super small. Anybody
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  Speaker 1: sitting through this, ladies and gentlemen to handle church complaints.
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  Speaker 1: My oldest brother, real madd Nor boy here m chastis
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  Speaker 1: at church complaints. We are looking at your nick Zoom.
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  Speaker 1: We can see that here we go, Here we go,
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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Right. This is our second time book
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  Speaker 1: of them on the Zoom show that we do, Zoom
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  Speaker 1: Church Show that we do. And the Blurred Vision Boys
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  Speaker 1: from Alabama has canceled their second engagement because they could
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  Speaker 1: not find their way here. So the Blood Vision Boys
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  Speaker 1: of Alabama, what would you like to do with them?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to book them again? I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to hell they can't find their way again.
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  Speaker 1: I've had the Five Blind Boys of Alabama for twenty
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  Speaker 1: straight years in the row show up. Now we got
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  Speaker 1: the Blood Vision Boys of Zoom and they can't find
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  Speaker 1: their way to this church. I do not understand. Twenty
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  Speaker 1: five years, the five Blind Boys from Alabama were all time,
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  Speaker 1: no problem. Every year we've had Stephen wanted to come
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  Speaker 1: in and play synthesize a form. We've had a Jose
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  Speaker 1: Felisiano playing funk good time form ben. We even had
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  Speaker 1: a track from Rachel Yeah, okay, and I'll be damned
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  Speaker 1: the Blind Vision boys. See the young ass boys ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna know how to make it in golf from music
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  Speaker 1: all of me and they twenty he might be well.
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  Speaker 1: Sister Sarah would like to know would you like to
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  Speaker 1: lay hands on her baby? Her baby looks like he
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: needs a nap. Would you like to come over and
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  Speaker 1: bless her baby? He looks like he needs a nap.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: The baby looks very tired. Are you willing to go
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  Speaker 1: with it and lay hands on the baby and bless him?
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  Speaker 1: He looks I've seen the baby and she bought him
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  Speaker 1: the church and I had a very special Benjamin Butch
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  Speaker 1: prayer for him because the Lord, that baby looked old,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: and I think it's more than the NAPTI baby need that, Nord.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're my older brother. You've seen this baby,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Lord him, I've seen the baby. This baby looks so tired.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, this baby looks like he's working an eight
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: hour shift. And this baby is just tired. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, though I saw him, he looked
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: like an exhausted et, an exhausted et. He looked like
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: he had been petting that bike all around the world.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: This baby looks so damn. I mean, this baby makes
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: you tired. By looking at this baby, you and you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: know you owned something. Now, Nord I yawned three times
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: right there, looking at him while I was praying the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: et over. Okay, we have a group in the church
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  Speaker 1: called White Wives Matter, White Wives Matter, and they're complaining
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: that none of the sisters in the church will eat
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  Speaker 1: their colored greens. Is that anything you can do for
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the women of the church called White Wives Matter? Their
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: greens are still there. Nobody wants to touch them. Not
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: told him. I've told Cindy. I had Becky in the office,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I had Mary Anne in now Ann Elizabeth, and I've
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: explained to them. Stop trying to fit in with cooking.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Come in and try tutoring, but please stop cooking for
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: these black folks because white wives will never matter you.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: First of all, you ain't got an ounce of meat
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: in the green and you seasoned it with dash, a
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  Speaker 1: salt free substitute. You've ruined. I can't tell you how
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: many bunches of green and you don't cook them long enough.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: You got the greens in here tasting like kale. Now
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have one more talk with the White Wives
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Matter organization and PEO can't get to do you know,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: come on, you come to the church and you know,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: do pottery, you know, do some yard work. You're good
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: at that. You got your bonnets and everything. Don't don't
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: come in here cooking for black focus. We were also
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: like you to say a prayer for coupon clipping is
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: another thing, y'all really good? That go ahead that knowing.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Karl. Deacon Carl Jenkins was stuck in
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: over the weekend in the pair of skin of jeans
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and he had to be rushed to Graty hospital. We
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: want to know if you'd be willing to say a
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: prayer for him. No, I'm just gonna tell you that, No,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: we're not. I told Carl when we was at church
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: softball game last week and he hit he hit up,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: he had a nice ball out in the center field
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: and it was in the gap, and he never made
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: it the first base. They threw him out from the
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: out field, picked up the ball on the watering track,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and through his ass out of the first base because then,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: damn skin of jeans, he couldn't get no stride. How
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you hit one in the gap. They pick a softball
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: up from the warning track, relay it to sing the base,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and they get your ass out at first base. We
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: were down that running like one or the white wives. Okay,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you know that there's a shortage on gas. There's a
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: shortage on gas. There's also a shortage on Communion wine.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: But we have found a good sale on you who drinks?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Would you be willing to you, you who drinks as
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Communion for next Sunday, Communica, we out of wine. We
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: do have you who will you If we're gonna have to,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: then we're gonna have to. But speaking of you who
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: and shortages, I wanted to say, have your birthday. The
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: deacon death Jail since we're talking about shortages, all right,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Reverend Motown and Reverend Adnoid, the brothers right
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: there for church complaints coming up at the top of
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the hour, entertainment and national news right after this, A man,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The twenty
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: twenty one I Heeart Radio Awards are set to go
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: down later this month. Usher is set to host this
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: year's show. Of course, he'll also perform. Other performers include
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: The Weekend with special guest Ariana Grande, Bruno, Mars and
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Anderson Pack, Silk Sonic, Dojakat and Moore. Also set to
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: appear on the show of Taylor Swift, Roddy Rich and
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion. The night will feature a special tribute
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: to Elton John as well. He'll be honored with the
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty one Icon Award. Wow. Nice, nice, very and
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: very deserving. Yeah. Yes. The twenty twenty one I Heeart
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Radio Awards air May twenty seventh at eight pm on
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Fox Live from the Doby Theater in Los Angeles. Yeah yeah,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: we're back. Yeah yeah yeah the award shows. Are you
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: coming back for sure? Yeah? You know, we all back.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: I went to dinner last night with my wife. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: the first time. It was interesting. Yeah. You know, you
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: wear a mask in but once you get in there
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: you take it off, right, And it was just interesting.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: You know. It wasn't pack pack pack, but you know,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: it was still nice. It was just really and nice dinner.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: It was kind of kind of interesting. You know, I
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: haven't done thathing why I went on date? So the server?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Did your server have a mask? Oh? Hell yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I can stand over me. I think that's the way
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: it should be anyway. Yeah, yeah, I don't even damn
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: you know, be over my food now with the potential
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: of COVID just floating down into my glass of water?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Well what you have? Because I love margor and Marjorie orders,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: She's created a menu. She's created a menu at this
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: place called Marcel's or mar Souls or something like that.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: So her and Lorie created a dish that they make
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: just for them when they come in there. And we
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: had that. I can't tell you what it is because
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: people go down there copy. Yeah, and then you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: we don't even do all that. We just want to
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: keep it, you know, but you don't want Yeah, but
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I had a little surf and turf going on, you know,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: heavy surf and turf going on, heavy file. But I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: should have got that damn Tomahawks steak because it's got
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: fat on it, and lord her she was flavorful. But
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I try to try to eat, you know, more healthy.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Damn that next time I go down. Now, I'm gonna
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: do like my wife. My wife told me what to get.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: My ass didn't listen. She's a queen. She a foodie,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: she tells everyone. We all go out. She orders for
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: the entire table, all of us. Man, we're very happy.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: When they hand us the menu, we go no, no, no, no,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: she got it on the end, right, she goes, okay, guys,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: and then she orders for the table, so good too.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: We love whatever. She says. That's what we're having, all right,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and I'll be down. Baby. You don't think that's too much,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: she said, No, no, I don't think it's too kay.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: What are you having the cocktails? Yes? Yes, she orders,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: that's right, from orders to dessert, everything, everything, and it's
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: still a you know, I don't think that too. At
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: the table, But then I get that bell and I
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: was gonna county and it definitely ain't Africa we in Paris. Yeah, wow,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: well in its time. Now Steve to switch gears and
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: for headlines now, ladies and gentlemen, miss and trip and
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: thank you very much everyone, and good Monday morning. We're bad.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Israel's military campaign of air strikes on the Gaza Strip
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: is in its eighth day to day. Hamas reportedly still
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: firing rockets into Israel. The death toll in Gaza reportedly
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: close to two hundred, while the Jewish state reports ten dead.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: The United Nations Security Council conveni yesterday to discuss the
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: ongoing hostilities over there and how to hopefully bring an
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: end to them. The City of Columbus, Ohio, has reached
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a ten million dollars settlement with the family of Andrea Hill,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the unarmed black man shot to death by white cops
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: as he came out of his own garage with both
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: hands raised, one of them holding a rectangular cell phone
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: rectangular so look nothing like a gun. And the settlement
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: is the highest ever paid by the City Columbus for
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: a wrongful death. The City Council Columbus, scheduled to vote
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: on it, officially approven it this morning. President Biden's being
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: criticized by some and cheered by others over his remarks
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: of our last year's Police Week at the time when
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: law enforcement officers are to be honored. Mister Biden's proclamation reads,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: in part, this year, even as the COVID nineteen pandemic
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: took a physical, mental, and emotional toll, our officers, adeputies
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: and troopers demonstrated courage and dedication, and we honor those
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: who lost their lives in the line of duty and
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: thanked them on behalf of the grateful nation. This year,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: we also recognize that in many of our communities, especially
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: black and brown communities, there's a deep sense of distrust
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: toward law enforcement, which has been exacerbated by the recent
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: deaths of several black and brown people at the hands
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: of law enforcement, resulting in a profound fear, trauma, pain,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: and exhaustion from many black and brown Americans. Doctor Anthony
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Fauci was the commencement speaker this weekend at Embery University.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: He's urging graduates there to hopefully focused on fixing what
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the COVID pandemic revealed unacceptable disparities and helped experience by
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: minority groups, especially An Americans, Hispanics, and Native Americans and
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: doctor Fauch. You also told the graduates that wherever possible,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: they should all fight against inequality, whether personally or professionally.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: The guy who crowdfunded twenty five million dollars to build
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump's border role wrote border wall just got and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: died if a tax fraud. The guy's name is Brian Colephage.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: He founded We Build a Wall with trump buddy Steve Bannon.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: He's been charged with a tax case. New York grand
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: jury separately found the crowdfunding effort to be fraudulent in
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: August of last year, and then Trump partnered Steve Bannon,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: but he didn't pardon this other guy. Finally, in China
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: already say that a student found a mistake in KFC's
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: app which allowed her to order him rather to order
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: unlimited amounts of chicken and no charge. So he told
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: a few friends about In between them, they order about
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: thirty thousand dollars worth of chicken in two years. The
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: student sents to two years in jail. My question is
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: who can eat that much chicken anyway, even if it
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: is free. I don't know. I mean, I like chicken
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: as much as the next person. Going to come on
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: to see, please introduce your friend, Uh, mister Brown, folks,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: he's here, Jay Anthony Brown. You know you always called
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: me bitter. In fact, you gave me the name bitter man.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: I'm run with it, Thank you so much. It's a
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Monica enjoyed being confident. So what I put together is
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: situations in life that are just fed up you. I'm
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: gonna set it up, and these are situations in life
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: that did you straight after up. For instance, you're eighteen
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: years old. You're eighteen years old, you're living with your auntie.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Your auntie says you can bring your little girlfriend over
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: and entertain, but she sits her ass in the living
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: room and watches wrastling all damn night while you got counting.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: That's fed up. That's completely that's the only damn TV. Yeah,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: with the flow the flow model. She's sitting there, right
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: there in between you and the girl. She's sitting there. Yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that's completely effed up. But here's another one. Yeah, fft up,
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: that's completely one. Your best friend borrowed some money from you,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: he passed away. At the funeral, you go ask the
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: widow about money that your partner owes you. That's completely
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: fft up. That's just you got that has happened. Well,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: not to me, but I was at a funeral where
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: it happened at all. When we got outside, they damnly
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: needed another casket. The timing of it all. Brother, Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry about your loss. But the dude walked
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: past the casket, been over to the mother and said,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm sorry for your loss, but I wouldn't
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: know if I could come by and get this money
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: that he had old me. Her other son was sitting
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: next to him because that was his brother in the casket.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: When they got outside, he had he almost killed this
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: dude one more. You ordered your last meal on death row,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: your last meal. You got the stake, broccoli, potatoes, pie whatever.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: The dad, the execute you knew the awarden, the guard says,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: we didn't make the order for your last meal. And
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: now the kitchen his clothes. That is the man that yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you don't do people like that. Yeah I ain't, so
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: look man, you didn't. And what a fool man. I'm
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen and that's yup. That's coming up. In
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour we'll talk about Bill
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Gates and him hooking up with a woman at at work.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this you're listening to, Well,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: it's good news. I guess that Bill Gates and his
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: wife Melinda have now filed for divorce because the stories
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: are leaking now that, um, you know he shot shot
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: as Um, I guess he hit on. He holloed at
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: a woman at his job, okay, or yeah, that he
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: worked with. Yeah. So I've been trying to read about
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: the story. So basically Shirley Steve guys. Okay, so they
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: said that it was in back in two thousand and six,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: a female Microsoft employee, Um, they went, he emailed her
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: and asked her out to dinner. He emailed her he
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: should know of all people about the email paper tray
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: when you were genius? Is stupid or just the marriage
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: was just over at this point and he didn't give
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: a darn Yeah, and then he followed up with it
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: if Bills Bill Gates hadn't realized how much money he got,
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: he shouldn't have to be doing that much hollering at nobody.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I mean that, no damn body here, two hundred billion dollars.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: But his rap game is way off. You're right, he's
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: a nerd. He's a nerd. Well, well, well, well I
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: bet she haullered back. Yeah. Well, then there's another time, guys.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: He went to New York City and there was a
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: woman that worked for his foundation, the Bill and Melinda
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Gates Foundation, and they attended a cocktail party. So the
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: woman says that Bill lowered his voice and said I
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: want to see you. Will you have dinner with me?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: And she said she laughed it off and avoid answering him.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: You know, okay, Steve, you be Bill Kate? How did
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: he say it? Jay? You beat the woman? You know?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: She like first he was at the thing. I want
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: to thank everybody for coming. It's been great, so thank
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: you all. Enjoy your dinner. Yeah, excuse me, um, Alison,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: I I um was sitting here pondering maybe you'd like
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: too all. H yeah, I don't know. I don't know
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: if you eat or not, but I thought maybe you
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: know you and I could, I you know, get something
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: to eat, maybe dinner. Sometimes I'd love to see you. Huh.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, okay, come on sure, all right, look ahead.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: First of all, Bill Gates got that much money, you
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: have the DJ make an announcement. Man, have your attention please.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: The richest man in the world is in the club.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Let me repeat, the richest man in the entire world
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: is in the damn club. Okay, ladies, he's right over there. Okay,
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: that's all you gotta do. Bill. You you try too hard, man,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: You try to hard so so s so Shirley. I
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: walk up on you and here I go, so m hey,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: excuse me up? Yes, um, what's your name? Yes? I
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: thought it was I'm gonna I'm I have a hotel room, yes, yes,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I'm her friend. Do you have I have a room key? Yes?
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Do I need to get two room keys for you
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: and your friends? Yes? We don't care. Hey, now, I
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: like really a wild things to happen, got it? Just yes?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: But a ladies, ladies, before we go up, I'm talking
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: like really really wild things. Yeah, okay, now I'm talking
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: about it's gonna be like like really like over the top.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Are we still talking? Let's what are you? Wow? Hey?
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: This is gonna be great. Hey, listen what I have
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: given you both an envelope and has a three million
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: dollars into the piece. Before you come up, stop off
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: and buy two monkeys each. One of you bring two markets.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. You're gonna give me three more millions.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, coming up, Junior in for the nephew
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Write about four minutes after. It's my
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. Let's subject my mama saw the video.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh we'll get into that in just a little bit.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: But right now Junior is in for the nephew with
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: today's frank phone call. What you got for us, Junior, Well,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the prank call phone call today, Shirley is blind Bob.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: That's what the nephew left, blind Bob idiot front of
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: cat hell. Yeah, I'm trying to read you, uh that
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: run the button? Yeah you now you run the bob
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: a shop down that old Okay. Now, I'm trying to
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: see if if y'all got any uh boot rounders down
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: there where I can come in there and cut them
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: how I've been cutting how a long time. I want
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: to see if y'all got some room down there. They
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: tell me you might, you might have had something come available.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I got two boots open right now? You need a
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: boot Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: the cutting. Now you now how much you charge for
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: bootfronts on a weekly basis two hundred dollars a week,
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  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars, eight hundred dollars a month. That they're
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: good because your two hundreds. Now, when can I get
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: down there so you can meet me? You know where?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: We can show me round the shop so I can
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: know what I'm open from an eight to seven. That's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: that's two to two saddest, all right, because I want
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: to see if I can maybe meet you there so
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I can get down there and you feel my way around.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Come on, they're what I want to ask you? Do
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: you mind doing for me? Do you think you could
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: possibly put up some ramps where you got steps at
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: and uh your phone? Could you take your mind if
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: you take the phone and put it in breil for me?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, wait man, what the hell I need
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: to put my taking rampside and putting phones in and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: breal for what was going on with you? Well, I'm blind.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: You know I'm not gonna let that stop. Man. You
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: know I'm still gonna Oh no, no, no, no, hell
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: no man, you wait minute, you what I'm blind? But
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: see but I've been cutting my hair for over ten
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: years and folks say my hair could always look good.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: So I just figuring I'm gonna start cutting ham now,
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Oh well, yes what you mightn't cut the hand. It
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: might be some good that you do, but just ain't
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: cutting nor had in my shop not being blad that yeah,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: ain't that my shot man? No what ain't got no
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: problem with that, man, But you you can't can't do
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: it that? Well wait, wait, nothing to see. This is
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: what they call it scrimination. You can't do that. You
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: can't scriminade from people you're called they got some type
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: of handicap blowns. Do you listen, let me care you something. Man.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be trying to put you out
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: of being ad doing what you need to do. But
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you just can't do that, my shot man. I don't
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: can't to call it discrimination, scrimination, scrimination or what not.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Not not a shot. You just can't do it. But listen,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: not I know how to cut, hew, I know how
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to give folks aligning and stuff like. Now, I ain't
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: try to use no razor or nothing like that, but
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, come home, dude, listen. Can't you
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: flying something else to get into? But was I trying
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: to cut out? Well? This is what I liked though,
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: this is what I feel like. This my calling. You
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: just can't do it in my shot. I'm sorry, I know,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: be goodness. See now that's what I don't I don't
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: care to hear something like this here and now I've
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: been I got the qualifications and I'm able to do it,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: and I want to be able to come down now.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: And I told you when I felt what I tell you,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I said I wanted to feel my way around. Didn't
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I say that I don't need to feel your way back.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I need you to be able to see what you're doing.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't care, but you bein't able to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: cut no halt being blind. You got to be able
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: to see to do that. This could probably do to
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: do wonders for your shot. People to come from miles
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: around to see somebody like myself cutting the hair that
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: kind of in my shot? Did you hear what I said?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: I heard what you said. What I don't want you
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: to do it? Make me mad about this? Now you're
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: gonna get mad about shofing a bit blown to me.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I'm offering and you can't read it that you're blind, doctor,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I can't help you when you run, man, come on
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: with that now, listen, I'm gonna tell you this here,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell it to you straight. I'm coming
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: down now to that barbershop. I'm gonna feel e booths
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: out and I'm gonna start cutting now. One thing I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: don't want to do and have to get into no
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: tussle with you now. I don't want that about getting
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: no trusting with me, because did you bring your up
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: in my shot? Thought much? You're gonna cut it. It's
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: gonna be some plunging move around it. But but I'm
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: coming down there and I'm coming down that is evening now.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: One thing you know where you're gonna keep going with
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: my shot. You're gonna you're gonna get you what by
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: blind man? And what you're gonna do, you ain't gonna
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: see it coming either. You hit mena bring you as
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: long as I got the money to pay my boot rental,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: you don't give a damn. I don't want your money.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: You're blind, can't cut no, man, You understand what I
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: say to you. I'm understanding what you're saying. And if
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I got to call the law about you being discriminate
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to law, you can call anybody you want to call.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: That's money. You're not gonna do that. You understand what
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Now, you bring you no time? My
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: goodn't manney won't. I'll be waiting on you. I'm coming
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: down that this eating then I'm coming and I'm coming
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: to up y'all because you got the nerve the discriminade
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: gives me. I don't know. I ain't got my coming
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to fire. But who came you? Mother? No, you're nothing
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: daring hot fish. You frame of the call myney more
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: they give me. They give me this number and say
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you is the one that do the hiring round the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: barber shop. You don't call my personal number. You called
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: my shop. Don't call you No, what difference do that make?
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: If I'm some man looking for a job, he did that.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: You don't call my personal phone. You're gonna watch your
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: tone with me. What you're gonna do. I ain't gonna
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: watching my shop. I tell you one thing you're gonna watch.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna watch me get on your just why are
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: you gonna get on you can't say me. I want
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: to hang up on you. I got one more thing
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you than This is Nephew
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harving Morning Show. You just got
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: pranked by your cousin. I'm man, you ain't no good Hey, mister,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: I got to add you. Man, what is the baddest
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvd moaning show boy. He man, Man, that's
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: can't you set up a ramp and put your phone
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: in breath? My man? What does I gotta do all
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: that for? Ton'd y'all come down to the field. My
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: way around I'm black. Oh man, you can't cut nor hand.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Now you're blind. Man. When he said, now I'm gonna
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: come down to that shop, I'm gonna get there. I'm
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: gonna feel my web around was one of these booths,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get the cuttany. You ain't got no license.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Now you gotta get the lights. He was like, come on, really,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: come down here with that me. You ain't doing that.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I've been him. You gotta be able to see what
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: you're doing. O't coming down letter with your how you
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: you can't see me. But the other old black dude
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: was just as logical as he couldn't be. You can't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: see me, yeah, coming down, People gonna come from Mars
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: around to see me. What I'm going to do for
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: your business. You didn't even do that up in him.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: But the reason he thought he could cut here because
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: he's been cutting his own hair for ten years. But
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. You can't see and you
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: try to cut your own hair, it's hard to do
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: that when you can look in the mirror. Yea. In
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: his defensess, we've all had headcuts where you could have
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: sworn the Barbara was blind. And now let me tell
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: you something. When I first got into comedy, I didn't understand.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I was in the mall in Atlanta and I passed
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: by a place called super Cuts and they had just
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: got started. So I said, man, I need a haircut.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I wanted to Supercards. It was two black people in there.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: They called my name. I sat down at a white
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: person and boiling me tell you, so, this lady cut
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: my handboard. I look so crazy. When I left, I
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: went back in that complain and the black lady said,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: come over here, baby, sit down, let me try to
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: strain yourself. Why did you let this white woman cut
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: your hand? All y'all cutting? Yeah, I had that happened
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: too long. I've had that anything happen, All right, Thank you, junior.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: In for Tommy coming up next Strawberry Letters. Subject my
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: mama saw the video. We'll get into it right after this.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: advice on relationships, on sex, on dating, on work, on parenting,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: gonna read this one. Right. Yeah, that's a real letter.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: It could be yours. You never know. All right, ladies
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: and Gentlemen's time for the Strawberry Letter with my good friend,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry. Thank you, Junior. Subject my mama saw the video.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Just Stephen, Shirley. I'm a thirty four years old and
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I've been dating a sexy chocolate man for four years.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: We have a very active sex life, and during the lockdown,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: we started spicing things up and filming our exploits around
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: the house. He's very kinky and liked it when I
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: dominate him and tie him up. We have a three
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: year old son, and because of the lockdown, my mother
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: hasn't been able to see him for almost a year.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: She told me, no matter what my son does, she
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: wants pictures or videos because she misses him so much.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I go through my phone almost daily and send any
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: photos or videos I have of him and send them
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: to my mother because I know that if I don't,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you'll start hounding me and bugging me NonStop for them.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yesterday I was sending her videos and I accidentally selected
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: one of my boyfriend and I having crazy sex. I
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: sent it to her, along with some videos of my
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: son playing and saying hi to his grandma, and I
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: didn't even realize it until it was too late. I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: tried calling. I know, I tried calling to tell her
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: not to play any of the videos, but she didn't answer.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: She lived several states away, so there was no way
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: for me to go to her and take the phone
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: before she saw it. I was hyperventilating and got me hyperventilating,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and my boyfriend told me to just calm down and
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: that everything would be okay, But it wasn't. The next day,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: when I woke up, I had a dozen misscalls from
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: my mom, my dad, and my auntie. Not only did
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: my mom get the video, but she watched it while
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: she was at my auntie's house and both of them
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: freaked out. I have never been more embarrassed or ashamed
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: in my entire life. And all of my family has
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: seen this or know about it. Will they ever respect
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: me or my boyfriend again? He was ready to propose,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: but we're scared. Well you may as well now. They
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: can't say too much at least if you're married, I mean,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: if he's the right one. Don't be scared now. And
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you know what, I knew this was gonna be bad.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I knew it was when I saw mama and video
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: in the same sentence. There's no good that could come
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: out of that. There's just no good. And I'm gonna
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: be real with you as always and tell you that sorry,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: there's just nothing you can do about this right now.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: Nothing is out there. Your folks have seen it, they've
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: analyzed it, they've judged you. The whole family has seen it,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: and they can't unsee this. Whatever was on that tape.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: They can't unsee it. No parent, no parent wants to
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: see their kid like this. They just don't. And kids
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: don't even want us, you know, think that their parents
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: are having sex. You know, that's just how that goes.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: But all you can do now is just to move
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: forward because life does go on. You can't do any
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: more videos. I wouldn't suggest that with you and your
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: man for just don't especially on your phone. You know.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I would offer a heartfelt apology to my parents. That's it.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't own anyone else in the family anything.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I would ask for forgiveness for sending it
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: and know that time heals everything, It heals all wounds.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Hopefully this is included in that It's not going to
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: happen today or tomorrow, because it's going to take some time.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: You got to forgive yourself check and triple triple quadruple
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: check from now on before you even touch your phone
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: and press that sin button. You have to check because
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: you got yourself in a world of trouble. I mean,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you didn't kill anyone you know or anything like that.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: You didn't rob a bank. You were just having crazy, kinky,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: freaky sex with your man on film and you send
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: it to your mom. Okay, which was terrible enough, but
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: your parents definitely didn't need to be seeing that. So
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: it's gonna take a while. I don't know if they'll
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: ever forgive you or get over it, but you know
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: it will lessen as time goes by, hopefully, Steve, I
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: completely disagree with everything Shirley Strawberry just said. Now I know, Shirley,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: it's giving you the sound advice. Shirley is giving you
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the normal advice. Shirley is telling you what regular people
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: should do and how to handle it when you're dealing
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: with regular people. What I'm about to tell you, I
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: am just telling you flat out it's not normal what
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I'm about to say. I don't expect anybody to understand
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: what I'm about to say, and I know what I'm
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: about to say may start off not sounding popular. When
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: we come back, I'm gonna show you a total re enactment.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Oh oh, don't ever bring it up. Don't mention the
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: damn video. Act like you ain't seen it all the
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: miss messages. Call your mama back and say, hey mama,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: hey girl, how you doing. Did you get the videos
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: at the baby that ain't all I got, girl? Their
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: videos about Louis or not? Did you see the one
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: where where he was lipping them cars over so crazy?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Don't bring it up. Have your boyfriend asked for your
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: hand in marriage anyway? Don't ever mention it at track.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: You ain't send it when they started talking about it.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: You don't know what the hell she talking about. Well
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: we come back. I'm gonna give you a total re
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: enactment of how to handle it. What you mean, my
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: mama saw the video is the subject of myself letter
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: for it today. She didn't. We'll get back into it
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after the hour right after this.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we got
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: a recap today's strawberry letter. The subject is my mama
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: saw the video. Let's go Steve. This grandmother because of COVID,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: ain't seen her grandson. This woman is thirty four years
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Her and her boyfriend have a lot of kinky sex.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: So the mother told her to send him any pictures
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: of video. She's sending stuff every day, and so the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: sexton got so canky theater and started video in it. Well,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: it were inadvertently she accidentally sent her mama not only
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: the videos of a little baby, but she also sent
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: the mama video a video of her and a boyfriend
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: having sex. After she sent it, she realized it. She
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: started hyperventilating, panicking. Her boyfriend told her, don't wear everything,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Gonna be all right. She woke up. She had a
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: dozen misscalls from her mama, her dad, and her auntie.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Not only did my mom get the video, but she
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: watched it while she was at my auntie's house and
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: both of them freaked out. I've never been more embarrassed
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: and ashamed in my entire life. All of my family
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: has seen this or know about it. Would ever respect
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: me or my boyfriend again? He was ready to poll pos,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: but we're scared. Shirley's response was in a nutshell, apologized
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: never film again. Shirley gave a wonderful regular people answer.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: My answer is, don't bring it up, call her back,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: don't answer no questions about this video. Just talk about
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: the baby in the video. If they bring up the video,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: you don't know what the hell they're talking about. Have
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: your boyfriend asked for your hand in marriage? And y'all
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: never ever bring it up. And if you don't know
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: how to do it. Here's a reenactment. Shirley is going
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: to be the mother. I'm the girl in the video.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna show you how to answer the question.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Jay is my daddy and Junior is my uncle. They've
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: all seen the video and they have questions and I'm
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: gonna show you how to handle it. This is the
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: re enactment. Phone is ringing, Hello, baby, This is mama, Hey, mama, girl,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: how you been. Did you get the little up? Did
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you get the videos of Bana? Yeah, ain't all that girl,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: He's mamma. Ain't even cutest little thing You're missing, don't you.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: He's wonderful and yes, but I didn't call to talk
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: about baby. Bernard. Well, that's all we're talking about, is
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: this baby, Because you know you asked for baby videos,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. But baby, the other videos that
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: you said, why would you send me? The trash is
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: so nice because because Bernard is of age and he
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: just doing Craig you're talking about the one where he
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: was flipping over them tis no strong. I'm talking about
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: the strong flipping your butt in the air, you know
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: sometimes Bernard's but just be all up in that thing.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: I said, banas so crazy. That's all I'm seeing. Nah
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: nah this uncle baby girl, Uncle Ray, Ray baby girl.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: I got a video on my phone and you is
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: this you grabbing grabbing the sheets like that with this?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Nag? Said that Bernard was under the bed.
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  Speaker 1: See that time that Bernard was under the bed, and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: so when you know I pulled the sheets up looking
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: for it. No, that's not that's not what we talked about.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: We talked about I saw this video. You Why is
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you all on top of the headboard like that? What
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: is y'all doing in there? You? You don't climbs on everything?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: These little boys. I can't keep it. I'm just going down.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: What is you up on the headboard for? It is
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: not time for that. This your daddy, Hey daddy. I
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: need hey, hey baby girl. I need to know when
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: where y'all get that much honey from it? I ain't
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: never seen that much money in the room in my life.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: It was honey everywhere. Honey? And what why what were
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: y'all doing with all little honey? What? What what's going on?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Let me talk? You know, you know, but NOA like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Winny to pool and that bad can't get enough honey
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: And so you know that's where we had that honey
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: because he plays whinny to pool with the honey. All right,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: baby goad, Baby, I wanted here to talk to you.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I just want to know, baby, where did you learn
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: all this stuff with? I just want to celebrand baby
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: raised you as a Christian. You got all these whips
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: and chains and baby, don't you know you know when
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Farah had all them slaves and stuff, ain't gonna telling
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: what he was doing. You know. That's why. That's why
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: when Faraoh had all them slaves, you know, I ain't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: gonna telling what they were doing. That's why you know
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, let my people go. That was the
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: story of Moses. Let my people go. By baby girl,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: I I had to volume up on it. What is
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: all this? All this Holly Harder? What was that bout?
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: You just sit there streaming on the video? Do you hard?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: You know how hard it was for them to building permis, Uncle, uncle,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Uncle Ray Ray. That was hard building it. There's a
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: lot of grunting and stuff trying to get them all
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: all them stones up there to building peerms in the
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Pharaoh days. I love the Lord. Hey, daddy, I have
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: a hey, I have another question. I've never seen you.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Your mama ain't never been tied up like that, now
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I won't. I ain't nobody to tie your mom up
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: like that. You, I mean, it was rope everywhere. What
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: What was that about? What was that, Daddy? What did
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Time? Mama off, Mama says, I don't
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: trying to tell you, Mama, I'm talking about the rope
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: that I saw in the video girl was talking about.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: I don't try to come rope in the video. Girl
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: was in there watching this Tarzan movie. He was swinging.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: That wasn't the rope, Daddy, That was vine and my
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: two assume there's a part three to this. Okay, all right,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: coming up, thank you. Coming up at forty six minutes
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: after the hour of Sports Talk with Junior right after
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: this you're listening show. All right, guys, Junior is here
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: with today Sports Talk. What you got Junior? All right, Shirley.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: This weekend Saturday Night, Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, and the
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: late Kobe Bryant were among the members of the Hall
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: of Fame Class of twenty twenty who were inducted to
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the NBA Hall of Fame this past Saturday Night. Now
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: you recall these players and schrim It was delayed back
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty due to the pandemic. However, on Saturday Night,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Vanessa Brian was escorted to the stage by Michael Jordan
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: as she gave a movie speech about our late husband,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Kobe Bryant. Take a list. Congratulations, baby, all of your
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: hard work and sacrifices paid off. You once told me,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: if you're going about on someone, bet on yourself. I'm
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: glad you bet on yourself. You overachiever. You did it.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: You're in the Hall of Fame. Now you're a true champ.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: You're not just an MVP, You're an all time great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. I love you forever and always.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Kobe been Ryance ain't so good. It was a good speech,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: wasn't it. You know what it makes this special? It's
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: like I've watched that that man's whole career, like for
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: our generation Kobe, watching Kobe's whole career, watching him drop
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the eighty one point game, you watching him drop sixty
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: on his last game. You know I mean that that
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: was That's why it was so meaningful for me. Man.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: For a lot of You've seen a lot of players careers,
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: and you know, like when Magic retired and was that
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: was that a big thing for YouTube. I've seen everybody.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: I had Elgin Bayl on my sneakers. I had Aluile
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Sender on my sneakers. I had Will Chamberlain on my
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: sneakers one year. Yeah, man, I've seen everybody. That dog
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: on Kobe Bryant was every bit of what they said
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: he was. Now. I was trying not to like him
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: in the beginning, but he just kept scoring. He did.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: Manin who was only seen this boysked it at first?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: You know, I was, man, you know, young boy right
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: out of high school. You got to go to college
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: to come out of high school. You ain't Moses Malone.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: And I'm a good friend of mine. Nick van Exon
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: play with Kobe Bryant man when he first got to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the Lakers, and Nick said he knew right then he
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: had to find him a new team because this boy
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: came in practice was ducking on us. We don't even
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: had this type of game, he said. He dunking on us,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: making us look bad. We just signed these hundred million
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: dollar deals. We got to move said, and the rest
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: of history they knew. Congratulates to Tim Duncan and Kevin
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Garnett Man. It really is, Uh, Kevin Garnette went in. Yeah, Kevin.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Kevin Garnette Man was one of my all time favorite
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: players because I never heard. I used to go to games.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: He would say mL so loud you he was my
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: favorite player. I just want to him. Let's go all right,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Junior, thank you. We'll be back with more
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, So,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: it's graduation season and we want to say congratulations. Congratulations
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: to the class of twenty twenty one. Congratulations guys, yeah,
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: g yeah, Christina, what did you say? My grandaughter graduated
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: college and I'm proud of you. Oh wow, awesome. Yeah,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Mike from a trade school, granddaddy. That's good. My cousin
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: graduated from Loyola degree in biology bas a degree in
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: biology on Friday. Yeah, to graduate now through COVID because
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: they kept on. Yeah, that's that's that's being determined that
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: I misunderstood. I said, Sherley, why are you calling it that?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I see what you said. You said she got to
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: be asked degree in biologist. Yes, I'm misunderstood. I thought, yeah, listen, damn,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: degree in biology you might work out for all. I
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: don't know what cutting up frog gonna do for you
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: in life. But all right now, hey man, let me
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I was from the country, right, so
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: in biology in high school, the only thing I was
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: good at was dissecting the frog because we should go
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: frog gigging. When I was a little boy, we should
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: kill frogs and we had to cut him and clean
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: them for our grandma. So I knew how to gut
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: a frog and cut him and clean them. I wasn't man,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: my frog would look delicious for what Yeah, yeah, for
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: frog legs. You can go frog gigging. You had to
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: go at night to catch and kill bull frogs, and
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: I would dissect them, cut them open, clean them from
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: my grandmother. So when we took biology, my frog was perfect,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: like dog. My frog was laid out like on ice.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: You ain't need no help, dog. My teacher was going, Wow,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: you're amazing at this. Yeah, I hate the yawn to
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: put all this all this liquid on here trying to
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: preserve it. I don't have missed it up. We can't Friday,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be sick. You cooked this oka what
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: frog taste legs? Come on now, they say it tastes
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: like chicken. But the dog it's got a little different
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: thing to it. I don't know how you make it.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Some people salted and garlic and stuff deep fried. Best way, man,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: dog you get the bullfrog lands look like your whole
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: thumb the bottom of them, and it looked like that
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: whole look like a damn goose ile and shrimp off
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: in Chicago started goose Hole. Every time I got off
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: the plane in chicag the stake the goose hour dog dog.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: They got pictures of me up in goose Hode. We
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: went one time it was snowing so heavily. We all
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: went to Chicago. Steve had to get out in the snow.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: We was like, dude, like we're stopping goose I fried shrimp,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: fried frog legs. They got some other items, but that
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: ain't what I went there for. Shrimp came in a bag. Ja,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: That's what was so cool. Got a bag of shrimps
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: all over. I love back in the day though. Harold's Chicken, Yeah,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: that was the best. I don't wake up out of
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: my sleep for some Harrold's chicken. Chicken was unbelievable to anyone.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: That's true. How about to be one of the three
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: shy so yes, so, But back to the frog, like Steve, Okay,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: we were talking about graduates. How do we have graduates?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: It was a degree in biology from my cousin, Christina
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: Jackson Pincham. Yes, that's my little cousin. Well, any advice,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: Steve quickly you have for any of our college graduates listening? Well,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: it's like this, you know, high school. I'll give it
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: to you afterwards. Okay, all right, we'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: today's trending stories on the Steve Every morning show a
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after right after this you're listening show. All right,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: remember that tiger that was on the loose in Houston
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Line last week? Remember that, y, Well, the tiger has
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  Speaker 1: been found, thank you lord. Yeah. His name was India. Yeah,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: his name was India. He was a nine month old
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy five pound Bengal tiger. And it's small.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Oh well here's a baby, I mean just nine maybe
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: nine hundred pounds. Loody. A woman named Gia found uh
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  Speaker 1: India who just happens to be the wife of the
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: tiger's owner, Victor Quervos u Gia, led Houston police to
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: a tennis club where the tiger was being kept India.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: The tiger again is only nine months old and he's
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: being bottle fed. But authorities say, don't be fooled. This
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: tiger will weigh up to six hundred nine hundred pounds,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: even Steve says, when fully grown. Yeah, I can't. And
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: that's all muscle, right, yeah, no fat muscle and attitude, Okay,
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: because that's what the Houston police said that the tiger
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: had an attitude. India likes a lot of attention. Okay,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: don't get always something wrong with a tiger. I'd have
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: met a friendly one, not even tig. And I didn't
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: like that name anyway. Ticket All right, more of the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up with thirty three minutes after.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show. The twenty twenty
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: one I Heart Radio Awards are set to go down
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: later this month. Ussher is set to host this year's show.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Of course, he'll also perform. Other performers include The Weekend
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: with special guest Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars and Anderson Pack
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Silk Sonic Doja Cat and more also set to appear
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: on the show with Taylor Swift, Roddy Rich and Megan
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: the Stallion. The night will feature a special tribute to
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: Elton John as well. He'll be honored with the twenty
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: twenty one Icon Award. Wow. Very and very deserving. Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: The twenty twenty one I Heart Radio Awards air May
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: twenty seventh at eight pm on Fox Live from the
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: Adobe Theater in Los Angeles. Yeah yeah, we're back, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: the award shows are coming back for sure. Yeah, you know,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: we all back. I went to dinner, oh last night
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: with my wife. Yeah, yeah, first time it was yeah,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: you know, you wear a mask in but once you
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: get in there, you take it off, right, And it
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: was just interesting. You know, it wasn't pack pack pack,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: but you know, it was still nice. It's just real
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: and she had nice dinner. It's kind of kind of interesting.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: You don't haven't done nothing. Why we don't date? So
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: the server? Did your server have a mask? Oh? Hell yeah? Yeah,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: you know I can stand over me. I think that's
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: the way it should be anyway. Yeah, yeah, I don't
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: give a damn, you know, not even be over my
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: food now. With the potential of COVID just floating down
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: into my glass of water. Well, what you have? Because
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I love Marjorie and Marjorie orders, She's created a menu.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: She's created a menu at this place called Marcel's or
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: myr Souls or something like that. So her and Lorie
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: created a dish that they make just for them when
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: they come in there. And we had that. I can't
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: tell you what it is because people go down there
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: copy yeah, and then you know, we don't even do
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: all that. We just want to keep it. You know,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: you don't want Yeah, but I had no surf and
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: turf going on. You don't have me a mint surf
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: and turf going on. But I should have got that
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: damn Tomahawks steak because it's got fat on it. And
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: laughed him. But she was flavorful. But I try to
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: try to eat, you know, more healthy damn net next
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: time I go down. Now, I'm gonna do like my wife.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: My wife told me what to gift. My ants didn't listen,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: and she the queen, she a food it. She tells everyone.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: We all go out, she orders for the entire table,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: all of us. Man, we're very happy coming up in
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after the hour. It is our last
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: break of the day. Salute to all the graduates. Y'all
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: did it, especially my grandaugh to Peyton. Congratulations that you'll give.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: That is it was? They got nothing else coming. All right,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey coming up right after this. You're listening Morning Show.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are, last break of the
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: day on this Monday. Getting here fresh start for this week. Yeah,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: a full week of work. Yeah, I'm putting. I'm sorry.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Look but look who's not here. I ain't saying nothing.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I'm just saying I didn't say
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: I just I'm saying that's all. Hey, Jay, did you
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: want to say happy birthday to someone? Happy birthday to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: my daughter? Yes, happy birthday. You ken your happy birthday.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: That's all you're getting. Happy birthday, gift every birthday. Daddy
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: love you. Just no, just no, daddy love you. That's
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: the main day. Okay, So Monday, Yeah, I feel good.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: You know. I want to say something in closing to
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: the graduates. First of all, congratulations to all the high
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: school graduates out there. And this message is for all graduates,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: especially as a graduated with college degrees, always take my
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: hat off to people who who excel in education. Is
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: such an accomplishment to endure and and deal with all
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: the requirements to get a degree in whatever it is,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: any major degree, two year, four year. The act of
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: completing the task is absolutely it's daunting at times, and
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: the majority of people who start out on the task
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: to get degrees never finish. The majority, so when you
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: do it, it's a major accomplishment and you should be
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: proud and take some time out to enjoy it. You know,
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: have yourself for celebration, but don't let the celebration extend
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: into a year, year and into six months. You know,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: if you want to take a month off to enjoy
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: yourself and give yourself a breather, I guess I could
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: understand that, But let me explain something to you. You've
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: had this major accomplishment, but your life is about to
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: change drastically. For those people who have gone to college,
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: I think that any one of them will tell you that,
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: looking back on it, those were some of the best
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: care free days of their life. Even though it was
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: hard to get that degree, of which I never could accomplish.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: But for those who did it was a daunting cast.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what what happens after you get
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: the degree. This thing called real life kicks in. There's
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: no more just going to class, working a part time
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: job to supplement your income. Some people put themselves through college.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: As difficult as that was, it was to prepare you
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: for what is to come. So degree or no degree,
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: once you into the work world, life as you knew
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: it will never ever be the same. The candy portion
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: of life is over and real life begins. What happens
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: to that degree after you get it and you hang
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: it on your wall. It's a sign that you have
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: the ability to complete a task which is daunting. And
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: I congratulate you all again. But now you got to
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: prepare yourself to put in the real work because now
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: real life is coming. And as I always try to
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  Speaker 1: teach my sons, I said, manhood is coming, and it
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  Speaker 1: ready or not, is coming. Now it'll knock and you
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  Speaker 1: have to answer the door. If you do not answer
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  Speaker 1: the door, manhood kicks the door in. I would imagine
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  Speaker 1: it's the same way for a woman, but I can't
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  Speaker 1: speak for women, but I would imagine it's the same
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  Speaker 1: thing for women, womanhood. That little girl thing is over,
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  Speaker 1: that young lady thing is over. It's womanhood now. And
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  Speaker 1: everything you do from this point on comes with greater
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  Speaker 1: reward or greater consequences every decision you make from now on.
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  Speaker 1: It can't be okay, well, we'll give you a makeup test. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk to your professor and see if you can
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  Speaker 1: complete the task later on. Those days are done. If
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  Speaker 1: you miss work, you miss the day's pay. If you
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  Speaker 1: miss the day's pay, your check short. If your check short,
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  Speaker 1: it affects a lot of things, and one thing affects
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  Speaker 1: the other. What I'm saying to you is get ready
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  Speaker 1: to have to get ready every day. Do you understand
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Get ready to have to get ready
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  Speaker 1: every day. Because as daunting as this challenge was, it
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  Speaker 1: was to prepare you for what's to come. And life
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  Speaker 1: becomes more and more daunting and more and more challenging.
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  Speaker 1: And what you do is you get better and better
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  Speaker 1: at handling it. It is never going to be as
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  Speaker 1: easy as it was. Don't expect it. Oh, I got
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  Speaker 1: this degree, My life going to get smooth. No, it's not. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not your life is going to start getting real.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not here trying to reign on your parade,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve, trying to get you ready for what's to come.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna ask your mom and your daddy and they'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you. They'll tell you it's been to get hard
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  Speaker 1: out here, because now you got the bad out because
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  Speaker 1: everything you do counts. See remember in the ninth grade
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  Speaker 1: when you started getting credits and everything was credited towards
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  Speaker 1: your graduation, and you thought messing around in the ninth
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  Speaker 1: grade wasn't gonna hurt you, and you find out you
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  Speaker 1: don't have enough credits. Well, guess what in life now
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  Speaker 1: it's even more requirements. You have to mature. You have
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  Speaker 1: to learn how to balance check books. You have to
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  Speaker 1: learn how to manage your life, manage your accounts, pay bills,
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  Speaker 1: show up. Discipline. You're gonna have to learn discipline. Do
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  Speaker 1: a discipline is doing what you have to do even
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  Speaker 1: when you don't want to. And you got to practice
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  Speaker 1: because they no makeup tests. You can't call the professor
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  Speaker 1: and you can't call your boss and do a makeup
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  Speaker 1: This is life. Get ready, y'all talk to God because
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: you're gonna need him because it's about to get strong
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  Speaker 1: a period of time, and after that, get ready to
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