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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 3: Don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Just slack the mill buss.
- 0:23Speaker 2: Yeah, listening to to I don't joy? Yeah, Joy, you
- 0:59Speaker 2: got to do that.
- 1:05Speaker 3: You love your turn. You gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 4: I got to turn the mouth.
- 1:42Speaker 3: Turn.
- 1:43Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth. Turn a word
- 1:47Speaker 5: the W up looking come come out?
- 1:59Speaker 1: You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
- 2:04Speaker 6: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice come on,
- 2:07Speaker 6: dig me now, want and only Steve Harvey got a
- 2:10Speaker 6: radio show. Man, oh man, oh man, God been good
- 2:16Speaker 6: to me.
- 2:16Speaker 1: Man.
- 2:17Speaker 6: I can't explain it all really, Hey, you know, I
- 2:20Speaker 6: want I want to remind everybody of something that I
- 2:22Speaker 6: need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm I'm
- 2:28Speaker 6: dealing with a couple of things now and I had
- 2:30Speaker 6: to remind myself.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Uh you know what I have to remember.
- 2:34Speaker 6: I have to constantly remind myself to stay in constant
- 2:38Speaker 6: communication with God. Constant communication with God.
- 2:43Speaker 1: You know.
- 2:44Speaker 2: Uh.
- 2:44Speaker 6: Sometimes you know, I have a tendency and maybe we
- 2:47Speaker 6: do all the people. I don't know, but I know
- 2:49Speaker 6: for me that when it's going okay, I slack up
- 2:54Speaker 6: in sometimes having conversations with him because I'm not coming
- 2:57Speaker 6: to him on a daily with something that's pressed us something,
- 3:01Speaker 6: and I find myself slacking up in the communication. The
- 3:05Speaker 6: danger I have learned in that is this, I think,
- 3:10Speaker 6: you know, I mean we've all heard old people say,
- 3:13Speaker 6: you know, you got to stay prayed up, you know,
- 3:16Speaker 6: And you know prayed up means you know you got
- 3:20Speaker 6: some stowed up. You just got an abundance of them
- 3:22Speaker 6: where you're putting it in. Because what happens is is
- 3:26Speaker 6: when you're not in constant communication with God, when you're
- 3:29Speaker 6: not constantly praying, doing those good times, that allows for
- 3:36Speaker 6: the enemy to slip in and do the little things
- 3:39Speaker 6: that can be upsetting. And then the next thing, you
- 3:42Speaker 6: know what, you get several little things in a row.
- 3:45Speaker 6: Now you got an issue you're dealing with.
- 3:48Speaker 1: You know.
- 3:48Speaker 6: I have to remind myself when it's going like that, Man,
- 3:52Speaker 6: have I really been praying though? Have I really been
- 3:55Speaker 6: in constant communication with God? Because you know, that helps
- 3:59Speaker 6: God again that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's
- 4:03Speaker 6: big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
- 4:07Speaker 6: that when I get on a more of a smooth
- 4:10Speaker 6: plane in life, I have a tendency to slack up
- 4:13Speaker 6: in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
- 4:17Speaker 6: I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
- 4:20Speaker 6: communication with God because it enables me to ward off
- 4:26Speaker 6: those little things coming up that can get in the way.
- 4:30Speaker 6: And so I just wanted to make you aware of
- 4:33Speaker 6: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
- 4:37Speaker 6: is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
- 4:40Speaker 6: you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
- 4:43Speaker 6: so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
- 4:47Speaker 6: it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
- 4:49Speaker 6: doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure
- 4:51Speaker 6: you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
- 4:55Speaker 6: many obstacles. I've said this one hundred times on the show.
- 4:59Speaker 6: The road to success is always under construction. I say
- 5:03Speaker 6: that all the time, and it's to let you understand
- 5:06Speaker 6: that it's not going to be easy, but we can
- 5:10Speaker 6: make it more difficult than it has to be, you know,
- 5:14Speaker 6: when you go out strike out on the journey. You know,
- 5:19Speaker 6: Let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
- 5:21Speaker 6: in New York and I get in my car and
- 5:24Speaker 6: I say I'm going to LA.
- 5:27Speaker 1: I know.
- 5:27Speaker 6: If I drive west and continue to drive west, eventually
- 5:34Speaker 6: I should get to California, or I may wind up
- 5:37Speaker 6: in Portland or Seattle or something like that. But if
- 5:41Speaker 6: I drive west, I'm going to eventually get to the
- 5:45Speaker 6: West Coast.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Now wouldn't it be smarter though?
- 5:52Speaker 6: If I mapped out the route, which saved me a
- 5:57Speaker 6: bunch of driving I don't need and figuring that I
- 6:00Speaker 6: don't have to calculate when you know the way to go.
- 6:06Speaker 6: You know, if you know you want to cut cross
- 6:10Speaker 6: on the twenty, or you want to cut cross on
- 6:13Speaker 6: the seventy, or you want to cut cross on the Tin,
- 6:18Speaker 6: you know you got to devise a route. Now, if
- 6:21Speaker 6: I want to go visit some people I know, then
- 6:23Speaker 6: I know I got to I need to go down.
- 6:25Speaker 1: You know.
- 6:26Speaker 6: I might go through Ohio, come down on the eighty,
- 6:29Speaker 6: then get on seventy one and take that all the
- 6:31Speaker 6: way down to the Tin and then ride across. Or
- 6:33Speaker 6: I might take it to the twenty, cut through Texas
- 6:36Speaker 6: and then and then let it link back up on
- 6:39Speaker 6: the ten. I know a lot of different ways, but
- 6:41Speaker 6: guess what the best way is to map it out?
- 6:46Speaker 6: You can go anywhere. But if you go with a map,
- 6:49Speaker 6: it's more precise. You save yourself a lot of time.
- 6:53Speaker 6: And that's what prayer has taught me that when I
- 6:56Speaker 6: will deentify, continuously pray that I stay in the In
- 7:01Speaker 6: the I stay in a prepared mode, I have more
- 7:04Speaker 6: idea of where I'm going.
- 7:06Speaker 1: I'm more secure with my route.
- 7:08Speaker 6: If you just take off driving heading west, Yeah, you'll
- 7:11Speaker 6: eventually get to the west coast if you out east.
- 7:14Speaker 6: But guess what though, had you mapped it out, you
- 7:18Speaker 6: can see when you veering off, you may stop, come
- 7:20Speaker 6: out and not be paying attention. Next thing, you know,
- 7:23Speaker 6: you're on a route and you go on another way.
- 7:25Speaker 6: You're going north when you could easily still be going west.
- 7:28Speaker 6: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
- 7:30Speaker 6: just pointing that out to you because I know that
- 7:33Speaker 6: on your journey, a lot of times you get sidetracked.
- 7:36Speaker 1: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we.
- 7:39Speaker 6: Lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
- 7:44Speaker 6: We lose out we our connection with God gets strained.
- 7:48Speaker 6: The thicker you can keep the cord connected to God.
- 7:54Speaker 6: If you thin out your communication with God, and instead
- 7:57Speaker 6: of having a big thick cable. Now you deal with
- 8:00Speaker 6: a little thread. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
- 8:05Speaker 6: and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
- 8:10Speaker 6: I wanted to just make you aware of that, and
- 8:13Speaker 6: you know, to ever be encouraged and to say to
- 8:15Speaker 6: everybody out there and just keep your head up. It
- 8:18Speaker 6: is going to be dark days for you. There are
- 8:21Speaker 6: going to be situations where it's going to be daunting
- 8:23Speaker 6: and hard to face. But man, oh man, oh man,
- 8:27Speaker 6: everybody has to face these challenges.
- 8:30Speaker 1: Everybody get dark sometimes.
- 8:32Speaker 6: You know, look, if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose,
- 8:37Speaker 6: you wouldn't even appreciate winning because if it all went
- 8:41Speaker 6: your way all the time. Do you know how complacent
- 8:45Speaker 6: and content and how easy life would be if it just.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Went your way all the time.
- 8:52Speaker 6: So when it kept going your way, you wouldn't even
- 8:55Speaker 6: appreciate it because guess what, it's been going this way
- 8:57Speaker 6: the whole time. So what life does is this has
- 9:00Speaker 6: its checks and balances. These hard times are coming, and
- 9:04Speaker 6: you need the hard times to appreciate the good times.
- 9:08Speaker 6: You need the clouds and you need the rain to
- 9:12Speaker 6: appreciate the sun and the flowers. It's just when it
- 9:16Speaker 6: comes to prayer, though, just stay prayed up, stay constant
- 9:21Speaker 6: with it, because the challenges of life are coming, whether
- 9:25Speaker 6: you pray it up or not, they're coming. Understand that
- 9:29Speaker 6: you could pray every day all day. When you get
- 9:32Speaker 6: through praying every day all day, something's gonna happen to you.
- 9:35Speaker 6: That's gonna be challenging.
- 9:37Speaker 1: Now.
- 9:38Speaker 6: I would rather have been in communication with God on
- 9:41Speaker 6: a regular than wait till every time something pop off
- 9:44Speaker 6: to have to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, it
- 9:48Speaker 6: was over a little around the board with it today,
- 9:51Speaker 6: but that's how it came to me. So that is
- 9:54Speaker 6: I ain't mad at it. Y'all have a great day.
- 9:55Speaker 6: We're gonna have a good one day.
- 9:56Speaker 7: Let's go listening.
- 10:00Speaker 1: Show.
- 10:02Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another gift from God's call,
- 10:06Speaker 6: a new day. We made it man safe, tucked up
- 10:10Speaker 6: under the wings and arms of the most High Man.
- 10:13Speaker 6: I feel good about that, man, I feel good about that.
- 10:17Speaker 1: You can't you can't hurt me.
- 10:19Speaker 6: You can try, you can try to prosper, but you
- 10:21Speaker 6: ain't gonna make it.
- 10:23Speaker 1: Man.
- 10:23Speaker 6: That's a good feeling. Man trusting in him, that's a
- 10:27Speaker 6: good feeling. It gives you a piece that goes beyond
- 10:32Speaker 6: anybody's understand you. How many times people don't ask me? Man,
- 10:35Speaker 6: I don't know how you do it me either, Men,
- 10:41Speaker 6: because the show ain't me. I'm just comfortable with him
- 10:44Speaker 6: because I know he got me. He got me and
- 10:46Speaker 6: my girl. We're riding. Welcome to the Steve har Martin Show.
- 10:49Speaker 6: Shelby Strawberry, Colin Frail, Mississippi, Monica Junior government name Killspace.
- 10:54Speaker 1: Were trying to change it to kill a Wan.
- 10:58Speaker 6: Killer Wane and the legend that is Nephew Tommy kill
- 11:03Speaker 6: the one.
- 11:03Speaker 1: What's up in your mind? Man? You know unc Man
- 11:05Speaker 1: is a big day for you. Man, I hope you're
- 11:07Speaker 1: excited about it.
- 11:09Speaker 8: You know, you going motivational speaking and everything you back
- 11:13Speaker 8: out here, you know, so I don't want you to
- 11:15Speaker 8: be nerves and everything when.
- 11:16Speaker 1: You walk out there, you know.
- 11:17Speaker 8: So, you know when you get out there, you know,
- 11:19Speaker 8: let the room settle first. Just a few pointers you
- 11:21Speaker 8: probably need because you ain't been out here in the watch,
- 11:23Speaker 8: you know, you probably yeah, you know, you know when
- 11:25Speaker 8: you when.
- 11:26Speaker 1: You get out there, don't talk down to the people
- 11:28Speaker 1: in the front.
- 11:28Speaker 8: Talk to the person at the very back, so everybody
- 11:31Speaker 8: get to see your face, you know, because you be
- 11:32Speaker 8: talking down.
- 11:33Speaker 1: If you're looking down at the person in the front row,
- 11:35Speaker 1: they won't get to see things in the back.
- 11:36Speaker 4: You know.
- 11:37Speaker 8: Also pace yourself, you know, make sure you clear, you know,
- 11:42Speaker 8: don't see that's.
- 11:43Speaker 1: Not me, That was not who it is. It wasn't you. Yeah,
- 11:48Speaker 1: that wasn't mean that was It wasn't actually Tommy. It's
- 11:51Speaker 1: just see that was what it is. I appreciate it.
- 11:56Speaker 1: Thanks for the warning. Yeah, how you feel well? You
- 12:02Speaker 1: know that advice you gave me just sounds so familiar,
- 12:05Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, it's the same thing you gave to me.
- 12:10Speaker 1: How was going? Damn ready he get this brilliant ass
- 12:14Speaker 1: information you heard? Yeah, get to work a couple of
- 12:19Speaker 1: hours early, you know yourself.
- 12:20Speaker 6: You know, man, it's gonna be uh, you know, I'm
- 12:23Speaker 6: always nervous walking out there. I don't I don't know
- 12:25Speaker 6: how to shake that. That's a part of it. And
- 12:28Speaker 6: it's kind of a new deal for me too. First
- 12:30Speaker 6: time ever going to sell tickets as a motivational speaker,
- 12:34Speaker 6: you know, yeah, first time I've done that. I've motivational
- 12:37Speaker 6: spoke at a lot of places, big audiences, but wasn't
- 12:40Speaker 6: no ticket sales involved.
- 12:42Speaker 1: I showed up.
- 12:42Speaker 6: I don't know how they got in there. Then I
- 12:44Speaker 6: got invited. I don't know how much do I got
- 12:48Speaker 6: to do ninety minutes.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Too?
- 12:52Speaker 6: If I want to, I could do. I could add it.
- 12:55Speaker 6: I'm gonna add a Q and that girl. I'm gonna
- 12:58Speaker 6: talk about an hour. Then I'm gonna do it thirty
- 13:00Speaker 6: minute because Q and A is are important because that
- 13:02Speaker 6: gets to address a person's particular concerns. Sometimes that'll be
- 13:07Speaker 6: things I may not have covered in this speech. I'm
- 13:10Speaker 6: well prepared, though, man, pray for I go out and
- 13:13Speaker 6: then you know, it's just my story and I know it.
- 13:17Speaker 6: I know it, and I know I know what people
- 13:20Speaker 6: need to hear. The good thing about my life is
- 13:23Speaker 6: my whole motivation I've lived in.
- 13:26Speaker 9: Yeah, is it easy to tell the truth? It's your story?
- 13:30Speaker 9: May you know I'm not. I don't have to repeat
- 13:32Speaker 9: stuff I heard right right, I know.
- 13:36Speaker 10: You just did it.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 13:38Speaker 11: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we
- 13:40Speaker 11: will hear from the nephew as.
- 13:42Speaker 12: He runs that prank back right after this.
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- 14:28Speaker 11: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 14:30Speaker 11: prank back what you got for us, nef.
- 14:32Speaker 13: We're going in that breakroom, sir. Somebody got some food
- 14:35Speaker 13: in that breakroom. You understand you've been in that breakroom.
- 14:38Speaker 13: You've been in that refrigerator in there. You're just seeing
- 14:40Speaker 13: all that food stacked up in there. With this right
- 14:44Speaker 13: here is breakroom BOBBYQ. Breakroom BOBBYQUE. Let's go cat dog. Hello,
- 14:52Speaker 13: I'm trying to.
- 14:52Speaker 14: Speak to Eric, Yeah, Eric, what's up?
- 14:55Speaker 1: Hey? Man?
- 14:55Speaker 13: Let me tell you some with me, and you're finna
- 14:58Speaker 13: get some straight to day dog right here, right now,
- 15:00Speaker 13: let me say.
- 15:01Speaker 14: This, man, who is this what you talk about? Right now?
- 15:04Speaker 13: This is Quincy right here, It's Quincy. I work in
- 15:06Speaker 13: the same building. I work on the same floor you
- 15:08Speaker 13: work on, all right, and I know that a lot
- 15:10Speaker 13: of people on the floor, everybody kind of share the
- 15:13Speaker 13: break room and the refrigerator or whatever. But let me
- 15:15Speaker 13: tell you this right now. It's been brought to my
- 15:17Speaker 13: attention that you the person on on Tuesday, on Tuesday,
- 15:21Speaker 13: all right, that went in there and ate my barbecue ribs.
- 15:24Speaker 1: All right. It took me four five hours to smoke them.
- 15:27Speaker 14: Hey, whoa, whoa, go down? So down you say your name, Quincy, right,
- 15:30Speaker 14: go down, quin my name bringing to your attention, bro.
- 15:34Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. Don't worry about who told me.
- 15:36Speaker 13: But everybody say you always eating people's stuff out the
- 15:39Speaker 13: damn break room without the refrigerator.
- 15:41Speaker 14: Well, I don't know who is everybody or whatever, but
- 15:43Speaker 14: I ain't eating nothing refrigerator. I go out and get
- 15:45Speaker 14: my own food, bro, I go out and get my
- 15:47Speaker 14: own food. So I don't know what you talk about
- 15:48Speaker 14: right now, And.
- 15:51Speaker 13: Let me say let me say this, Let me say
- 15:52Speaker 13: this to your Let me say this to you. All right,
- 15:54Speaker 13: I'm coming by your Cuba could tomorrow. I see anything,
- 15:58Speaker 13: I see some barbecue south anything remotely look close to
- 16:01Speaker 13: my barbecue ribs, I sweat se I'm whooping your.
- 16:04Speaker 14: Mask right there, and your need to Hey, you need
- 16:07Speaker 14: to chill man. I'm not I'm not about to threats.
- 16:09Speaker 15: Bro.
- 16:09Speaker 14: I'm telling you I wasn't the one that that did that.
- 16:12Speaker 14: That did that. I'm telling you that right now. So
- 16:14Speaker 14: you need to calm down.
- 16:15Speaker 13: No, I ain't coming I ain't calming down. Okay, I'm
- 16:18Speaker 13: telling you right now, you're gonna get stuff in your
- 16:20Speaker 13: cubical if I'm saying.
- 16:22Speaker 14: But I'm trying to tell you I'm not the one
- 16:24Speaker 14: that's doing that. That's what I'm telling you.
- 16:28Speaker 13: How come everybody say if anybody ate your food, it's
- 16:30Speaker 13: probably every one always eating everybody stuff up.
- 16:34Speaker 14: They can say whatever they want to say. That don't
- 16:36Speaker 14: mean that I was the one that did that. That's
- 16:37Speaker 14: what I'm trying to tell you, Bro. That's what I'm
- 16:39Speaker 14: trying to tell you.
- 16:41Speaker 1: So they lying on you, now, they lying on you.
- 16:44Speaker 10: I'm trying to tell you they lying.
- 16:46Speaker 13: I'm telling you that, so you do understand what I'm saying.
- 16:49Speaker 13: If it's anything that that remotely looked close to barbecue sauce,
- 16:54Speaker 13: anything a real bone, anything like that around your cuba,
- 16:58Speaker 13: in the trash can, in your work carry you, I'm whooping.
- 17:01Speaker 14: Your set, man, Christy Man I was. I'm trying to
- 17:04Speaker 14: be nice to you on this damn phone, Bro, But
- 17:05Speaker 14: I told you about these threats.
- 17:07Speaker 10: So at this point in.
- 17:08Speaker 14: Time for you threatening me again, you and your damn
- 17:11Speaker 14: barbecue sandwich, bro, that's how that's how it is, well,
- 17:16Speaker 14: you and your barbecue sandwich.
- 17:17Speaker 15: Bro.
- 17:17Speaker 14: I told making me threats to me?
- 17:19Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, gone, admit that you gone a minute, that
- 17:22Speaker 1: you ate it? Eric gone a minute?
- 17:24Speaker 14: Then you know what? You know what at this point
- 17:26Speaker 14: speaking of you on his phone like this, Bro, I
- 17:28Speaker 14: really wish I ate your damn sandwich. Bro. I wish
- 17:31Speaker 14: I did, Bro.
- 17:32Speaker 10: I wish I'm no.
- 17:33Speaker 13: I'm telling you right now, I smoked them, damn. I
- 17:35Speaker 13: smoked them ribs for five hours. I smoked them real,
- 17:38Speaker 13: put my hard work in it. And then I get
- 17:40Speaker 13: to work. You're ready to eat my food and somebody
- 17:42Speaker 13: that ate my barbecue ribs and then everybody saying Eric,
- 17:45Speaker 13: the one I always eating everybody food. I'm telling you, dude,
- 17:47Speaker 13: I will come to your cub you up if I
- 17:50Speaker 13: find anything it looked like my ribs over there.
- 17:52Speaker 14: That's like the third threat you're gonna gave me. Bro.
- 17:55Speaker 14: That was good, Bro, that was good.
- 17:59Speaker 10: I'm so glad I took that. Damn, I'm so glad.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Oh so you admitting it that now.
- 18:04Speaker 14: I'm telling you what you want to hear, Quincy. That's
- 18:06Speaker 14: what I'm doing right now.
- 18:08Speaker 10: What you want to hear.
- 18:08Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, that's that's your tomorrow. That's that's show tomorrow,
- 18:13Speaker 13: the Q because I'm telling you now well, we're.
- 18:15Speaker 14: Working in the same building, right I ain't going nowhere,
- 18:17Speaker 14: you know what floor, mat I ain't going nowhere.
- 18:20Speaker 15: Good.
- 18:20Speaker 10: I don't know who you are.
- 18:22Speaker 14: I don't know how you got my number, bro, but
- 18:24Speaker 14: we even gotta wait until you get up there to
- 18:27Speaker 14: my flow. We can get we can get this cracking
- 18:29Speaker 14: in the lobby, broke in the lobby. You can get
- 18:31Speaker 14: your gamn ribs broken, Your ribs, not the ribs that
- 18:34Speaker 14: you cooked on that barbecue, your ribs. We can get
- 18:37Speaker 14: it cracking.
- 18:38Speaker 13: It's it's whatever at this point, Eric, it's whatever, it's whatever, Okay,
- 18:43Speaker 13: you know what matter fact, I'm gonna I'm gonna let
- 18:45Speaker 13: the Shade know what's up.
- 18:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the Shade know what's up.
- 18:48Speaker 14: The Shame, I know she'll tell you nothing about eating
- 18:51Speaker 14: nothing like eating your food. Bro, I know the Shade
- 18:53Speaker 14: didn't say nothing like that to you.
- 18:55Speaker 13: No, no, the shape, no shame, sa ain't say you
- 18:58Speaker 13: ain't no rib that ain't what the Shake told me.
- 19:00Speaker 14: So why you bringing her? Why you bringing hop?
- 19:02Speaker 1: Then you want to know what Shae told me?
- 19:04Speaker 14: What did Shake told you? Bro?
- 19:06Speaker 1: What she Toldhe told me to prank?
- 19:08Speaker 3: Phone?
- 19:08Speaker 1: Call you.
- 19:09Speaker 13: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Marty Show.
- 19:12Speaker 13: You just got pranked by your coworker, the Shake.
- 19:16Speaker 14: What what?
- 19:17Speaker 10: What? What the hell you talking about?
- 19:19Speaker 1: Hey? Eric, Eric? Hey, Man, check it out. This nephew
- 19:21Speaker 1: tied me.
- 19:22Speaker 13: Bro, Steve Harvey Marty Show, your girl to Shae, your
- 19:25Speaker 13: coworker got me to prank you.
- 19:26Speaker 14: Man.
- 19:27Speaker 10: Oh you know.
- 19:29Speaker 14: What, Man, Well you got my blood boiling?
- 19:33Speaker 1: Man?
- 19:36Speaker 14: Oh, Man, old the Shae. She gonna get it, bro,
- 19:40Speaker 14: She's gonna get it when I get back in there,
- 19:43Speaker 14: and I and I man, I listen to y'all every man.
- 19:46Speaker 10: I don't believe it.
- 19:49Speaker 15: Man, Hey, you you got me?
- 19:51Speaker 14: Man, Oh man, it is an honor, bro it is a.
- 19:57Speaker 11: Man.
- 19:58Speaker 14: Hey man, I love y'all. Man, I'm gonna get the shade.
- 20:01Speaker 14: You tell her, man is mine.
- 20:06Speaker 1: Do me a favor.
- 20:06Speaker 13: Tell everybody what is the baddest and I mean the
- 20:08Speaker 13: baddest radio show in the land?
- 20:11Speaker 14: Man, the baddest ready of Short and Land and Steve
- 20:13Speaker 14: hawks More show.
- 20:14Speaker 13: Baby Man, go get some ribs and have a nice day.
- 20:18Speaker 14: Baby. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. Man, I'm gonna do that.
- 20:24Speaker 1: I know you have.
- 20:25Speaker 13: That's the first dose of stupid this morning. I'll have
- 20:28Speaker 13: another dose in another hour. But you know, nipple on
- 20:31Speaker 13: that for a minute. When we come back around, I'm
- 20:33Speaker 13: gonna have a little bit more stupid for you.
- 20:35Speaker 1: That's the job. That's what I'm supposed to do. Be stupid,
- 20:38Speaker 1: and you too, feeding us.
- 20:40Speaker 12: You're stupid, this boon feed.
- 20:42Speaker 13: I can't just overload you with a plate of stupid
- 20:44Speaker 13: all at one time. That's too much. That's just way
- 20:47Speaker 13: too much. You don't want to do that. You don't
- 20:48Speaker 13: want to have no idea. You know the fact you're stupid.
- 20:53Speaker 13: Renew every morning. Boy, it does, it does yeah, and
- 20:56Speaker 13: every hour? Oh yeah. But then I say, I'm glad
- 21:01Speaker 13: to just be here. Can i just say that to
- 21:03Speaker 13: young amen again? Can I just say I'm so I'm
- 21:06Speaker 13: so serious about that, man, I'm so grateful. I know,
- 21:10Speaker 13: I know what the old folks I mean when they
- 21:12Speaker 13: say my soul looks back in wonder how I got old?
- 21:15Speaker 1: Oh my god?
- 21:17Speaker 6: And Tom you know how you know how old people
- 21:19Speaker 6: say that now? Because he os is old?
- 21:25Speaker 11: Coming up next as the Celo or you're listening morning
- 21:30Speaker 11: show coming up at the top of the hour. In
- 21:33Speaker 11: entertainment news, Usher Usher Baby will not only perform at
- 21:38Speaker 11: next year's Super Bowl halftime show, he will also begin
- 21:41Speaker 11: an international tour.
- 21:43Speaker 12: All right, we'll look forward to that.
- 21:44Speaker 11: Jamie Fox looks happy and healthy, and Kabo San Lucas
- 21:47Speaker 11: with his new boo. And Commander Biden, the President's German
- 21:52Speaker 11: Shepherd has betten another Secret Service agent.
- 21:56Speaker 6: Yeah, commander gonna mess round, get put to sleep.
- 22:02Speaker 1: Wow around when Trump around? Why ain't.
- 22:08Speaker 11: It's all coming up at the top of the hour
- 22:10Speaker 11: right now? It is time to ask the clo. This
- 22:14Speaker 11: one's from Paisley In in Chicago.
- 22:17Speaker 12: In the Chicago area.
- 22:18Speaker 11: Paisley writes, my boyfriend asks to borrow my car two
- 22:21Speaker 11: months ago when he got the oil changed, he got
- 22:23Speaker 11: my tires rotated, I got new windshield wipers, and he
- 22:27Speaker 11: got it waxed. Now he thinks he can grab my
- 22:30Speaker 11: keys whenever he wants. Is he entitled to do that?
- 22:34Speaker 1: No?
- 22:34Speaker 6: No, there's no entitlement to anything that belongs to you.
- 22:39Speaker 1: You know. Now.
- 22:40Speaker 6: What he did was he made an investment because he
- 22:43Speaker 6: don't like to ride dirty. Yeah, you know, he got
- 22:47Speaker 6: your ties rotated because they were wabbed, his wheeler line
- 22:50Speaker 6: changed all for you. That was his investment to be
- 22:54Speaker 6: able to drive. There's an that's his r o I
- 23:00Speaker 6: his return on investments. But he still should ask you
- 23:04Speaker 6: a permission every time. But the bigger question you need
- 23:09Speaker 6: to be asking is where your damn car? Yes, you
- 23:14Speaker 6: know who you dating? This boy ain't got no call,
- 23:18Speaker 6: So that's the deeper question.
- 23:21Speaker 1: All right.
- 23:22Speaker 11: Moving on to Bree and uh Columbia. Brie says, my
- 23:27Speaker 11: aunt and I got into a fight because my son
- 23:29Speaker 11: said her pot roast was nasty. She thought I put
- 23:32Speaker 11: him up to it. But he's only three years old
- 23:35Speaker 11: and he speaks his mind. She swung on me, so
- 23:37Speaker 11: I laid her out. Was I wrong for hitting her back?
- 23:42Speaker 11: Who should apologize.
- 23:44Speaker 1: Over and something of three year olds? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
- 23:52Speaker 1: she's wrong pot Roads.
- 23:59Speaker 6: I'm mag of the baby, right, I said, I'm gonna
- 24:05Speaker 6: tell you right now, baby all three don't even really
- 24:07Speaker 6: know what pot roll is, but.
- 24:09Speaker 1: He do know what was in this hillpot had been.
- 24:12Speaker 6: Over roasted about that, and so now I don't know
- 24:16Speaker 6: what pot ROAs is. I don't know the derivative, the
- 24:19Speaker 6: point of origin, I don't know what animalists come from.
- 24:24Speaker 1: But let me be clear at three, it's naty this take.
- 24:30Speaker 6: This kind of takes me back to them Gerber green
- 24:33Speaker 6: peas in the jaw did. Yeah, So what I'm gonna
- 24:38Speaker 6: go with I ain't got a lot to compare to,
- 24:41Speaker 6: but I'm thinking that squash in that Gerber jaw. Yeah,
- 24:48Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with that. So the first time you
- 24:52Speaker 6: put that side crowd in my mouth with that.
- 24:57Speaker 12: So she's saying, who should apologize the on swung first?
- 25:01Speaker 1: Y'all wrong, we'll be all wrong. What is the apologize
- 25:05Speaker 1: first for?
- 25:05Speaker 4: Though?
- 25:06Speaker 1: See that's what y'all be y'all.
- 25:08Speaker 6: See, y'all want somebody to do it first, because that
- 25:11Speaker 6: makes you feel like they admit it.
- 25:12Speaker 1: They was wrong, wrong, both of y'all wrong.
- 25:15Speaker 6: She wronged for swinging on you, You wrong for the
- 25:18Speaker 6: baby wrong and running this damn mouth.
- 25:21Speaker 12: Baby's wrong, the baby.
- 25:23Speaker 6: So I'm gonna tell you right now. I'm telling I'm
- 25:24Speaker 6: gonna tell you right now because my daddy. Take your
- 25:27Speaker 6: ass over somewhere else running your damn mouth. Now I'm sitting.
- 25:30Speaker 6: I had to knock Willis out because your ass over
- 25:32Speaker 6: there running your damn mouth. Go down there and say
- 25:35Speaker 6: something else about anything you eat outside this house and
- 25:37Speaker 6: watch it.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Yeah, out of that, all right?
- 25:41Speaker 11: So they both should apologize. You're saying, Celo, all right,
- 25:44Speaker 11: Tyra in Saint Louis and the baby is Tyra and
- 25:48Speaker 11: Saint Louis rights. My twenty one year old son popped
- 25:52Speaker 11: over my house to use my laptop the other morning,
- 25:54Speaker 11: and I had company in my bed. He peeked in
- 25:58Speaker 11: my room because the door was open, and I was
- 26:00Speaker 11: scared to say anything. Do I owe him an explanation
- 26:04Speaker 11: about what he saw?
- 26:05Speaker 1: No, you don't owe him nothing.
- 26:07Speaker 6: Your twenty one year old son popped over your house
- 26:10Speaker 6: use your laptop or is your w are you knock
- 26:14Speaker 6: it you supposed to knock. You don't come in nobody house.
- 26:17Speaker 6: You don't open no doors in here. You ain't paid
- 26:19Speaker 6: for nothing.
- 26:19Speaker 7: Yeah this door was.
- 26:20Speaker 6: Crist Yeah, okay, hello, so you don't owe him nothing?
- 26:28Speaker 6: Quick coming over people house without knocking? You ain't both
- 26:36Speaker 6: like you stoopid?
- 26:39Speaker 7: Oh okay, hey, Harry, Mom, he carry on?
- 26:44Speaker 10: What did you say, Mama?
- 26:45Speaker 1: Who damn Mama?
- 26:47Speaker 4: That deacon Deacon.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Willis all right?
- 26:54Speaker 11: Moving on last one, Steve to Shakita in Hawaii. Shi
- 26:58Speaker 11: Kita says, my boyfriend is a germophobe, and he had
- 27:01Speaker 11: a fit because my dog showers with me once a week.
- 27:05Speaker 11: He said that I treat my dog better than I
- 27:07Speaker 11: treat him because I won't shower with him.
- 27:10Speaker 12: Why is he jealous of my dog? Should I dump
- 27:13Speaker 12: him over this?
- 27:15Speaker 1: Are you free?
- 27:16Speaker 12: I dump him over this?
- 27:17Speaker 1: You shower with your dog with you? Lady? Man? Let
- 27:25Speaker 1: me tell you if I was him, I leave.
- 27:28Speaker 9: Yeah, I'll leave you shine with your dog once a week,
- 27:32Speaker 9: but you won't show with me.
- 27:34Speaker 16: Man, Bye, you and your little funky ass dog. You
- 27:42Speaker 16: can shy with him, babe.
- 27:43Speaker 6: With him, you can go to dinner with him from now.
- 27:46Speaker 6: Take his glass on down to the movie. Y'all can spoon,
- 27:50Speaker 6: y'all can do all that. You know, he licking you
- 27:52Speaker 6: all around your mouth and everything you let me. Yeah,
- 27:56Speaker 6: that's what they do. Man, People like they dogs like
- 27:58Speaker 6: that licking me. I saw where you was lifting just yesterday.
- 28:05Speaker 6: Oh that's why my dog can't bath, can't jump up
- 28:08Speaker 6: on us, Paul, stay on the ground.
- 28:11Speaker 1: You show. Can't lick my face. You can't lick my hand.
- 28:14Speaker 1: I snatched because sometime he'll walk up behind me because
- 28:19Speaker 1: he quiet, and he put that cold ass nose on
- 28:22Speaker 1: my hand when I'm walking. Stead the hell out of me.
- 28:24Speaker 10: Man.
- 28:26Speaker 11: So she wants to know should she dump her boyfriend
- 28:28Speaker 11: over this because she thinks he's jealous of her dog.
- 28:30Speaker 1: He's gonna dump you?
- 28:32Speaker 16: Uh huh yeah, matter of fact, Yeah, dump your boyfriend.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Do him a face.
- 28:36Speaker 16: Yeah yeah, dump your boyfriend and continues seeing your dog. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
- 28:45Speaker 16: she's a showering with him once a week.
- 28:47Speaker 6: Go ahead, but you won't shy with your man. Yes,
- 28:48Speaker 6: you should dump your boyfriend. Absolutely, do your boyfriend.
- 28:52Speaker 12: Face, put him out of his misers, get rid of me.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Please, your dog gets your boyfriend.
- 29:05Speaker 6: You you babe, and I tell you why.
- 29:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot right there.
- 29:16Speaker 6: So kicking your dog over your man. You don't love,
- 29:19Speaker 6: don't don't dog?
- 29:22Speaker 12: All right, thank you? Colo.
- 29:24Speaker 11: Coming up next, we'll have some entertainment news for you
- 29:26Speaker 11: right after this.
- 29:27Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
- 29:32Speaker 16: Well.
- 29:33Speaker 11: Usher will perform on the world's biggest stage at next
- 29:36Speaker 11: year's Super Bowl halftime show. We announced it earlier this week,
- 29:39Speaker 11: but Usher has added a twist to it. Now he
- 29:42Speaker 11: planned to launch his first international tour in almost ten years.
- 29:47Speaker 11: Usher's team has reportedly been placing holes on arenas all
- 29:51Speaker 11: over the world as they work to finalize the tour
- 29:54Speaker 11: in hopes of launching the sale of his tour tickets
- 29:57Speaker 11: right after the Super Bowl. This will come as Usher's
- 30:00Speaker 11: Las Vegas residency ends. In total, his residency has earned
- 30:04Speaker 11: him at least eighty three million dollars.
- 30:08Speaker 1: God, that's big. Some roller skating right there. You hit me?
- 30:14Speaker 1: Oh skrating out?
- 30:16Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 30:17Speaker 6: Get you all right, get you right right, Got a
- 30:21Speaker 6: little surprise for you. Three three, three of them until
- 30:24Speaker 6: you took good. You know what I'm saying. Three of
- 30:27Speaker 6: them makes you spaffle, you know, eighty three?
- 30:31Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 30:31Speaker 1: You talk to people different then, like what.
- 30:35Speaker 11: Slapping people what what.
- 30:41Speaker 12: Everybody's on your nurse?
- 30:43Speaker 3: Yes?
- 30:44Speaker 1: No, your broke.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Man?
- 30:48Speaker 1: Damn what you want? Must you slapt me with some
- 30:54Speaker 1: skates on and roll off? Put some music his whole music?
- 31:11Speaker 4: All right?
- 31:11Speaker 11: Another tip stories, Jamie Fox was spotted in Cabo San
- 31:14Speaker 11: Lucas looking very happy, looking healthy with his new girlfriend.
- 31:18Speaker 11: Her name is Alice Huckstep. Alice Huckstep is his new boot.
- 31:22Speaker 11: Jamie and Alice were photographed holding hands. What huh Huckstep
- 31:27Speaker 11: huck Step.
- 31:29Speaker 1: I don't know, no black hook Steps.
- 31:31Speaker 16: No, I ain't about fan reunion.
- 31:35Speaker 1: Ain't news you the Hookstep family. You don't know black
- 31:38Speaker 1: Alice is either.
- 31:39Speaker 12: While we're here, I'm talking about Jamie Fox. Okay, did
- 31:43Speaker 12: you not hear that? Jamie Fox?
- 31:46Speaker 1: Jamie so so? Okay, so ley what that pot?
- 31:49Speaker 4: Well?
- 31:50Speaker 11: Have you ever seen Jamie Fox with anything other than
- 31:53Speaker 11: a white girl.
- 31:54Speaker 12: I don't think he dates sisters. I don't think Jamie
- 31:57Speaker 12: Fox stays sisters.
- 31:58Speaker 11: Oh yeah, I've never seen it, Katie Holmes.
- 32:05Speaker 12: I've just never seen it.
- 32:06Speaker 1: Keep going line.
- 32:10Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know.
- 32:11Speaker 11: I remember, Yeah, they were, they were very public about theirs.
- 32:15Speaker 11: But yeah, I haven't seen him.
- 32:16Speaker 1: David's sister.
- 32:21Speaker 12: I haven't seen I have I haven't seen Akeisha, I
- 32:29Speaker 12: have not.
- 32:32Speaker 11: But anyway, uh, they were spotted holding hands at No Boo.
- 32:37Speaker 12: This is according to t m Z.
- 32:38Speaker 11: Reportedly, Jamie has yet to publicly confirm his romance with
- 32:43Speaker 11: the blonde, but they were also spotted kissing out in
- 32:46Speaker 11: public in l A kissing Yeah exactly. He didn't come
- 32:52Speaker 11: out and say, yeah, I'm dating Alice Huckstep. He didn't
- 32:56Speaker 11: say that, but yet actress his actions an actress.
- 33:00Speaker 12: Katie Holmes was a fox Step.
- 33:02Speaker 13: Her daddy got money though, just to listen to the
- 33:04Speaker 13: name huck Steps, they got money.
- 33:06Speaker 12: How do you determine that?
- 33:08Speaker 1: How do you know? Huncle said old black people? That's
- 33:17Speaker 1: what it means.
- 33:18Speaker 17: So who was Jamie Fox's daughter? Who was his baby mama?
- 33:21Speaker 17: Who was the mother?
- 33:26Speaker 4: Hispanic?
- 33:27Speaker 12: Oh?
- 33:28Speaker 1: Okay got his money because you know everything? Yeah I did.
- 33:34Speaker 11: Anyway, we're just glad to see Jamie out and about
- 33:37Speaker 11: and healthy.
- 33:39Speaker 1: About that is what you said. No, no, that is
- 33:41Speaker 1: what Shirley said.
- 33:43Speaker 12: That is what what do you mean? What are you saying?
- 33:46Speaker 6: I said, Tommy said he don't know no black houck Step.
- 33:50Speaker 6: You said, we talking about Jamie Fox. Yeah, he said
- 33:54Speaker 6: nothing about you glad about him being healthy.
- 33:56Speaker 11: You said, I'm saying it now and I said it
- 33:59Speaker 11: early year. I said it before that, that he's out
- 34:02Speaker 11: and about looking good.
- 34:03Speaker 1: I thinkervative.
- 34:10Speaker 13: You ain't said nothing makes that didn't help all.
- 34:17Speaker 1: She thought she was okay, moving on.
- 34:20Speaker 4: Let me.
- 34:22Speaker 6: Just found out the white folks told him your black
- 34:25Speaker 6: dass is he got out to.
- 34:31Speaker 3: God.
- 34:31Speaker 11: I had no idea, like I said, we're glad to
- 34:35Speaker 11: see Jamie outen about looking good and enjoying his life
- 34:37Speaker 11: and being healthy. Finally, guys, Commander Biden, you know that
- 34:43Speaker 11: is that is President Biden's German shepherd.
- 34:46Speaker 12: Well, commander has.
- 34:48Speaker 1: On this show.
- 34:49Speaker 6: We don't We're not doing that, not giving dogs that
- 34:53Speaker 6: kind of damn credit. Commander Biden, I thought you meant
- 34:57Speaker 6: chief commander like President you're talking about his damn dog.
- 35:00Speaker 6: I'm talking about your name, Commander, the President's dog.
- 35:08Speaker 1: As commander body.
- 35:09Speaker 18: Here Harvey Bear Harvey, he bad damn dog to live
- 35:17Speaker 18: with us, Harvey.
- 35:20Speaker 13: Harvey, here's Bell. When you take it to the dog,
- 35:25Speaker 13: they're gonna put bad Harvey on the on the paper bok.
- 35:28Speaker 17: You have to give the dog a last never give
- 35:30Speaker 17: a minute what paperwork when you go to a vent.
- 35:34Speaker 17: They have to your story is you ain't never took
- 35:40Speaker 17: your dogs.
- 35:43Speaker 11: The story is that Commander has bitten another Secret Service agent. Okay,
- 35:47Speaker 11: this makes the eleventh time he's bitten someone.
- 35:50Speaker 3: Okay.
- 35:51Speaker 12: That is the point and a rep for the White House.
- 35:54Speaker 1: Time anybody else, dog will to sleep time.
- 36:00Speaker 11: Commander is the second dog of Biden whose aggressively coming
- 36:05Speaker 11: up in twenty minutes after the hour, Donald Trump was
- 36:07Speaker 11: found liable for defrauding banks and overvaluing his assets.
- 36:12Speaker 12: We'll talk about it right after this.
- 36:14Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show.
- 36:18Speaker 11: A New York judge found Donald Trump and his adult
- 36:20Speaker 11: sons liable for repeatedly committing fraud for years by defrauding
- 36:25Speaker 11: banks and overvaluing his assets. The judge canceled the Trump
- 36:29Speaker 11: Organization's business certification, which means Trump could possibly lose control
- 36:34Speaker 11: of his New York based businesses to include his office businesses,
- 36:39Speaker 11: office buildings, his golf clubs, and Trump Tower. The judge
- 36:43Speaker 11: rule that Trump inflated his net worth to be between
- 36:46Speaker 11: eight hundred and twelve million and two point two billion.
- 36:49Speaker 11: Trump's trial is set to begin October second, and he
- 36:52Speaker 11: may have to pay two hundred and fifty million dollars
- 36:55Speaker 11: in monetary damages. Trump's lawyers, of course, planned to appeal
- 36:59Speaker 11: the judges ruling, well, this.
- 37:01Speaker 6: Is the first time he had They really got him
- 37:05Speaker 6: on this because this is all in paperwork that he's
- 37:08Speaker 6: turned in.
- 37:09Speaker 1: This is going to stick. This ain't.
- 37:13Speaker 6: You can't say anything about this is politicized enough. One
- 37:17Speaker 6: of his assets, he had the square footage at fifteen
- 37:21Speaker 6: thousand dollars per square foot and that just doesn't make sense.
- 37:26Speaker 1: And so they looked that up. That was over value.
- 37:30Speaker 6: Then he said his penthouse apartment was, which was thirteen
- 37:37Speaker 6: some thousand square feet, He put it at thirty three
- 37:39Speaker 6: thousand square feet.
- 37:42Speaker 12: Just lying, just lying, lying line, So lining lying.
- 37:46Speaker 6: You have said this worth fifteen thousand dollars of square foot.
- 37:50Speaker 1: Do you have any idea how expensit that is?
- 37:54Speaker 6: For every square foot fifteen thousand dollars?
- 38:00Speaker 12: He knows.
- 38:02Speaker 1: We ain't got to lie.
- 38:04Speaker 17: Yes, he does on a regular about everything.
- 38:09Speaker 11: The news story is Donald Trump tells the truth. That
- 38:13Speaker 11: is a news story right there.
- 38:15Speaker 17: And you don't believe that, uh huh wow.
- 38:18Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 38:19Speaker 11: So he inflated his net worth to be between eight
- 38:22Speaker 11: hundred and twelve million and two point two billion because
- 38:25Speaker 11: I guess he wanted to be billionaire status at that point.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Right, So let me give you an example.
- 38:31Speaker 6: If you got something that's fifteen thousand square feet, you're
- 38:36Speaker 6: saying that's the value, And you got a five thousand
- 38:40Speaker 6: square foot apartment and you say it's value of fifteen thousand.
- 38:44Speaker 6: What you're telling us here is that apartment is seventy
- 38:47Speaker 6: five million dollars feet.
- 38:54Speaker 1: Wrote No, that I know how to do. So check
- 38:58Speaker 1: this out.
- 39:00Speaker 6: Fifteen thousand dollars a square foot and he overvalued it
- 39:04Speaker 6: at thirty three.
- 39:06Speaker 1: Thousand square feet. That property worth four hundred and ninety five.
- 39:11Speaker 12: Million, five thousand square feet.
- 39:14Speaker 1: No, thirty three thousand square feet. Okay, he said.
- 39:19Speaker 6: It was, and it wasn't. Thirty three thousand square feet.
- 39:21Speaker 6: That's four hundred ninety five million. You gotta go jail
- 39:24Speaker 6: for that.
- 39:25Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, Well, his lawyer's planned to appeal.
- 39:28Speaker 12: So we'll see.
- 39:29Speaker 11: Coming up next, we'll switch gears here and Roscoe Wallace
- 39:33Speaker 11: will be in the building right after this.
- 39:36Speaker 12: You're listening hard morning show, ladies and gentlemen. As promised, he.
- 39:41Speaker 19: Is here, Roscoe, Oh day right, he ain't never late
- 39:47Speaker 19: old time like sunshine.
- 39:49Speaker 6: You real, what's going on. Everybody call it mister Charlton.
- 39:54Speaker 6: Julie's going on asco.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, yeah, we're going on, Will will don't.
- 40:00Speaker 12: Well, all right, Carl take it away, thank you, Charley.
- 40:03Speaker 17: All right, Roscoe, let's get all this week we've been
- 40:06Speaker 17: talking about shun. So we know that Steve's favorite song
- 40:13Speaker 17: with bad Girl, Yeah by Usher.
- 40:16Speaker 1: What y'all know about.
- 40:20Speaker 6: Super model shot of Hell magazine? Come on now, I
- 40:26Speaker 6: hope you bad down the mother the bad girl, bad girl.
- 40:39Speaker 6: Look at here now, hey when you see me tag
- 40:44Speaker 6: like you know me, I keep my dollar worth her dime.
- 40:51Speaker 1: Ain't easy?
- 40:54Speaker 4: Hell?
- 40:56Speaker 1: Yeah that was fire.
- 40:57Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was good man right here christ because
- 41:02Speaker 6: because he meant me and me and Usher's granddaddy was cool.
- 41:06Speaker 12: Oh oh really?
- 41:08Speaker 1: What was his name?
- 41:10Speaker 6: We called him, were called him p L for short,
- 41:13Speaker 6: the name of parking lot.
- 41:18Speaker 1: Parking lot Ray.
- 41:19Speaker 6: He work at the gate if the wreck all the
- 41:22Speaker 6: cars didn't take your money to day, you know, and
- 41:24Speaker 6: then after that you know his his his son's name
- 41:28Speaker 6: was Attendant, and then Attendant and then the grand baby
- 41:31Speaker 6: they named him Usher.
- 41:33Speaker 1: Everybody do service with Yeah, he.
- 41:39Speaker 17: Dropping that knowledge about Ushi all right. So earlier this week,
- 41:45Speaker 17: Seve and Tommy. They were kind of playing around and
- 41:47Speaker 17: they dedicated have you seen her about the Shydlights?
- 41:53Speaker 6: Oh you know why the show they dedicated to Son
- 41:56Speaker 6: the junior.
- 41:58Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, because your junior. I ain't on.
- 42:01Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. You'm a mad You know.
- 42:06Speaker 1: They were talking about your hairlines.
- 42:08Speaker 20: Yeah, give us a little bit.
- 42:12Speaker 1: You see your hair line?
- 42:15Speaker 6: Derry he goes said, it's moving far back like a picture.
- 42:21Speaker 1: Of her show. Have you seen it? Tell me? Have
- 42:27Speaker 1: you seen it today? Yeah?
- 42:31Speaker 6: I used to be able to comb my hair, but no,
- 42:36Speaker 6: I can't find the line any of you.
- 42:39Speaker 1: Well have you seen have you seen? He would go?
- 42:46Speaker 4: Here?
- 42:47Speaker 1: Was where?
- 42:52Speaker 3: Oh?
- 42:53Speaker 6: Well then my high I leave me and go away.
- 43:02Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, whoa.
- 43:06Speaker 6: I see my hairline is so long. I think it's
- 43:14Speaker 6: gone wall he too gone?
- 43:20Speaker 3: Who yeah yeah.
- 43:27Speaker 6: Yeah talking about the dream. But you I got right?
- 43:29Speaker 6: And when I see, yes, when you got right? Want
- 43:33Speaker 6: to see you baby?
- 43:35Speaker 4: All right?
- 43:36Speaker 1: That today?
- 43:38Speaker 17: You know you got your playlist listening to the Commodores.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Commodore, Hold on, Joe, I want you to sing a
- 43:48Speaker 1: little bit of zoom And then I got a question
- 43:50Speaker 1: maybe just a woo this dream? But I don't care
- 43:59Speaker 1: cause I know my hearted waiting out there some way.
- 44:08Speaker 6: Let the get you the park, searching for that seal
- 44:13Speaker 6: overlying in horizons that I've never seen.
- 44:19Speaker 1: Oh I would one day they called freedom what date phone?
- 44:24Speaker 1: One day?
- 44:25Speaker 12: We come, all right, Roscoe, sing us out?
- 44:27Speaker 11: Frank phone coming up next, you're listening morning show coming
- 44:36Speaker 11: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
- 44:38Speaker 11: Strawberry letter for today, and the subject is how do
- 44:41Speaker 11: I keep her out of my clothes?
- 44:43Speaker 12: What we'll get into it.
- 44:45Speaker 11: Find out what that's all about in just a few
- 44:48Speaker 11: because right now the nephew is here with today's prank.
- 44:51Speaker 12: Phone call what you got for his nept and guess
- 44:54Speaker 12: what this title is?
- 44:55Speaker 1: What?
- 44:55Speaker 12: What is it?
- 44:56Speaker 1: You said? The Strawberry letter title was what.
- 44:58Speaker 12: How do I keep her out of my clothes?
- 45:01Speaker 13: And this one right here is you've been wearing my clothes?
- 45:06Speaker 1: Wow?
- 45:06Speaker 7: Look at that?
- 45:07Speaker 12: Look at that.
- 45:08Speaker 13: You've been wearing my clothes. I can assure you mine
- 45:13Speaker 13: more stupid than you. I can rest to shoot you. Okay,
- 45:17Speaker 13: So don't try to put your letter up against my prank.
- 45:20Speaker 13: I promise you stupid than Next we go, let's go
- 45:23Speaker 13: catch dog. You have been wearing my clothes. All right,
- 45:27Speaker 13: All minds clear, let's go.
- 45:30Speaker 10: Hello.
- 45:31Speaker 15: Hello, I'm trying to I'm trying to Wilson. Yeah, this
- 45:35Speaker 15: is wil you you you you on the cleaners over.
- 45:38Speaker 10: On right, Yeah, that's me. I may help you.
- 45:41Speaker 15: I long y'all been over there? How many? How many
- 45:44Speaker 15: you y'all been over there? On the man?
- 45:46Speaker 10: We've been here for too many? About fifteen years. Man's
- 45:49Speaker 10: been a long time. Yeah, yeah, I'm help you.
- 45:53Speaker 15: Uh now you you the only my name Donny Man,
- 45:55Speaker 15: I'm sorry, my name Donny. You you've always been the
- 45:59Speaker 15: owner of that man.
- 46:00Speaker 10: I saw the saying what about fifteen years ago? Got
- 46:02Speaker 10: all my own equipment and everything. We do everything in house,
- 46:05Speaker 10: so you ain't got to where about going nowhere? You
- 46:07Speaker 10: got the clothes off here.
- 46:08Speaker 15: I made sure we take everything right here in house.
- 46:10Speaker 10: Man.
- 46:11Speaker 15: Okay, okay, listen, listen man dream when I call see,
- 46:14Speaker 15: I've been uh, I've been. I actually been bringing my
- 46:17Speaker 15: clothes to you for about a year now. My name
- 46:19Speaker 15: is Donnie.
- 46:20Speaker 10: Oh you have Donnie, Donny, I don't I don't remember.
- 46:24Speaker 10: I know I would becoming here.
- 46:26Speaker 15: I know your face though, yet you probably know me
- 46:28Speaker 15: when you see me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you probably you
- 46:31Speaker 15: probably know when you see but listen, uh, even what
- 46:34Speaker 15: I had a problem, and now I came in. Uh
- 46:36Speaker 15: but last week sometimes I came in. I think it
- 46:38Speaker 15: was last Thursday. I came in to get my clothes
- 46:40Speaker 15: I had dropped off. And uh. Now, now I had
- 46:43Speaker 15: brought some clothes, probably about three weeks before that.
- 46:46Speaker 10: Uh huh.
- 46:47Speaker 15: And and when I got home three you know, like
- 46:50Speaker 15: I said, three weeksore. When I got on with that
- 46:51Speaker 15: with them clothes, I realized I was missing the shop.
- 46:55Speaker 15: And uh and I was like, I don't know, I
- 46:56Speaker 15: don't know where my shirt that I couldn't find. So
- 46:58Speaker 15: now just last week I came back to pick up
- 47:01Speaker 15: some clothes. Now, and that's what what what you know?
- 47:03Speaker 15: I didn't want to raise no no havoc in your
- 47:05Speaker 15: in your store or nothing. But what what I looked
- 47:08Speaker 15: when I looked at you, you was actually putting that
- 47:10Speaker 15: took my money and gave me, gave him a clothes.
- 47:12Speaker 15: But when I when I look closer at you, I
- 47:15Speaker 15: realized you you you you actually had on my shirt?
- 47:20Speaker 15: What you had I had to go on on and
- 47:23Speaker 15: count of ten, I went on out to my car.
- 47:25Speaker 15: I said, I'm not gonna wait and calm down. But
- 47:27Speaker 15: you was actually standing there, give me my clothes, but
- 47:31Speaker 15: you had on my shirt too.
- 47:33Speaker 10: Now you bro, you get a guy the twenty Yeah,
- 47:35Speaker 10: he ain't see me in your shirt? I mean or
- 47:37Speaker 10: what what?
- 47:38Speaker 14: What?
- 47:38Speaker 10: What have your clothes? You have left your clothes up
- 47:41Speaker 10: here longer than thirty days?
- 47:42Speaker 15: Okay, wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, hold on,
- 47:44Speaker 15: hold on, what do you what are you saying? If
- 47:46Speaker 15: people leave their stuff longer than thirty days, you start
- 47:48Speaker 15: wearing it now?
- 47:50Speaker 10: Now, hold on, hold on, I ain't want nobody's shirt,
- 47:53Speaker 10: that's no mind. Hold on, bro, hold on down.
- 47:57Speaker 15: We got on the lyne, but you you ain't want nobody.
- 48:01Speaker 10: Listen, let me tell you something, man. I mean I
- 48:03Speaker 10: work every day, I work hard, and I ain't buy
- 48:05Speaker 10: my own I buy my own shirt. I mean I
- 48:06Speaker 10: ain't got to wear nobody that shirt. As matter of fact,
- 48:08Speaker 10: I was just saying because you said that that you
- 48:11Speaker 10: felt like I have your shirt. I ain't want nobody's shirt.
- 48:14Speaker 15: But okay, when you got a money coming there him
- 48:17Speaker 15: come up?
- 48:17Speaker 10: Missing is if it's getting here thirty day?
- 48:19Speaker 15: We don't, I mean, we we ain't taking nobody clothes.
- 48:21Speaker 15: But listen, I got a friend. He bring his stuff
- 48:23Speaker 15: over there too, and he tells me he has some
- 48:25Speaker 15: parts missing. He and he come in there one day
- 48:27Speaker 15: and swear he thinks you have his pants on?
- 48:29Speaker 10: Who is it? He lied? Let lemitate you hold on?
- 48:32Speaker 10: I mean I don't know.
- 48:33Speaker 15: I mean I don't know you wanted you know, I
- 48:35Speaker 15: don't know who you are? Made outfit out of bo
- 48:38Speaker 15: You got my shirt on it his pants off? This
- 48:40Speaker 15: is ridiculous man, that you is you creating your whole
- 48:43Speaker 15: wardrobe with people's stuff.
- 48:44Speaker 10: Look limitating something. Man, I don't talk. I don't want
- 48:48Speaker 10: nobody that shirt. Don't call me in something. My integrity come,
- 48:51Speaker 10: I don't want somebody on shirt. I don't have to
- 48:53Speaker 10: wear your shirt. I don't know, Rember.
- 48:54Speaker 15: That mean that you got man that you clean people stuff,
- 48:57Speaker 15: but then you wear it around the cleaners.
- 48:59Speaker 10: I don't have to wear. Ain't nobody around no cleaning.
- 49:02Speaker 10: I got my own youth. Have you? You must not been
- 49:04Speaker 10: up here yourself? Do you see the uniforms we wear
- 49:06Speaker 10: up here? That's how you know what? I ain't Saint Wilson.
- 49:08Speaker 10: I'm a uniform man.
- 49:09Speaker 15: I know it's say Wilson on it, But why we
- 49:11Speaker 15: ain't leave me wearing other people's stuff. Mister Wilson, look here, man,
- 49:15Speaker 15: look at I'm I'm a Christian bro Listen, I'm trying
- 49:18Speaker 15: to do the right thing.
- 49:20Speaker 10: I don't appreciate nobody calling me and you can tell
- 49:22Speaker 10: you, you can inquire and we can get this fixed, you know,
- 49:26Speaker 10: figured out, But don't call here saying that you've seen
- 49:29Speaker 10: me wearing.
- 49:30Speaker 15: I'm gonna go here. I'm gonna let the shirt go hill,
- 49:33Speaker 15: I'm gonna let you. I don't care what the hermnna
- 49:35Speaker 15: do when I'm now now missus Willison. Then what I'm
- 49:37Speaker 15: gonna do with if I come in there? If I
- 49:40Speaker 15: come in there one more tame and see you with
- 49:43Speaker 15: one of my shirts so on, then guess what I'm
- 49:45Speaker 15: gonna try it off for you. Don't beat you at
- 49:47Speaker 15: your stove and they tell.
- 49:49Speaker 10: You what you bring your back down here, Come on
- 49:52Speaker 10: down here. It ain't a dang in a drump Store't
- 49:55Speaker 10: kill you quicken our will about coming here trying to
- 49:57Speaker 10: bother me about a shirt you web but stuffed. It
- 50:00Speaker 10: ain't you gotta wear no numbers goes one suit.
- 50:03Speaker 15: But that's what you're doing over in there. You got
- 50:04Speaker 15: on my shirt and got my boy playing. So I
- 50:07Speaker 15: tell you what.
- 50:08Speaker 10: Let me tell yourself before offen this clean us. I'm
- 50:11Speaker 10: from the Penitex. And when you talk, when you call
- 50:13Speaker 10: on somebody alive, you better ready to back it up.
- 50:16Speaker 15: Come up in there. Just ain't way, yo, man, keep
- 50:20Speaker 15: wearing everybody close in there.
- 50:21Speaker 10: Let me tell you something. I'll tell you what. God
- 50:23Speaker 10: love me. I'm telling the truth. If you come up
- 50:25Speaker 10: here with them, you need to call you mama. Let
- 50:28Speaker 10: know it's gonna be from flop slinging the flower brings.
- 50:30Speaker 10: Because just like that shirt you say you missing, you're
- 50:32Speaker 10: gonna be missing to your carp real brother, me about
- 50:34Speaker 10: a dirt. You gonna get your butt beat if I
- 50:36Speaker 10: keep finding out you wearing people stuff. Let on, Whilson,
- 50:39Speaker 10: don't don't get your butt beat up on you. Hear me,
- 50:42Speaker 10: I tell you what you need to get off my phone.
- 50:44Speaker 10: I but if baby this come about, and why I'm
- 50:48Speaker 10: wearing his shirt.
- 50:49Speaker 15: You wear us wearing my shirt and you wearing my
- 50:51Speaker 15: friends playing.
- 50:52Speaker 10: Man you look brother, Look Donnie mcplucker. I don't done it.
- 50:55Speaker 10: Whoever you, I don't know who Donny you are. But
- 50:57Speaker 10: don't come here no more. Man. I don't even want
- 50:59Speaker 10: your business man, you don't even have to don't bring
- 51:01Speaker 10: your shirt. As matter of fact, what your lad, I'm
- 51:04Speaker 10: gonna look your smile up any It ain't the money
- 51:05Speaker 10: you're saying. I'm gonna get it back to I don't
- 51:07Speaker 10: need your money either, man, I don't need this.
- 51:09Speaker 15: I got one more thing to say to you when
- 51:11Speaker 15: you listening to me?
- 51:12Speaker 10: What you ain't gotta to say to me? I do have.
- 51:15Speaker 15: Something I need to say to you. Your to thieve
- 51:17Speaker 15: and shape? Man, I do have something I.
- 51:20Speaker 10: Need to say to you.
- 51:21Speaker 15: What you listening?
- 51:23Speaker 10: What listen?
- 51:24Speaker 15: Let you tire me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
- 51:26Speaker 15: You just got pranked by your boy. Who Hey, mister Willison,
- 51:34Speaker 15: this is nephew. Tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 51:37Speaker 15: Your boy got me to prank phone call you?
- 51:42Speaker 10: What say, bro? You can't ain't war a reception? You
- 51:49Speaker 10: can't call nobody's hobby?
- 51:51Speaker 15: Do it like that? Man? Why y'all some food? Man, boy,
- 51:57Speaker 15: I'm got to go somewhere and sit down. Man, I'm
- 51:58Speaker 15: to drink me some tea shot. I know I knew
- 52:06Speaker 15: you have to be some of my line next night.
- 52:07Speaker 15: Want nobody a shirt? Man, Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,
- 52:13Speaker 15: I gotta tell me y'all got his own in the
- 52:15Speaker 15: inside the cleaners in the morning. Tell me this what
- 52:18Speaker 15: he is? What is the baddest radio show in the land.
- 52:22Speaker 10: You already know the Steve Rowley Morning Baby.
- 52:28Speaker 13: You've been wearing my clothes? Did I hit the home run?
- 52:32Speaker 13: Did I hit it?
- 52:33Speaker 12: Always?
- 52:36Speaker 13: More stupid, more ignorance as it is. And the next
- 52:40Speaker 13: stupid stop is Colleen, Texas October sixth, seventh, and eighth.
- 52:45Speaker 13: I will be up the twice. It's Funny Comedy Club.
- 52:49Speaker 13: And for those of you all that don't like being
- 52:53Speaker 13: at the house too late in the evening Sunday October eighth,
- 52:57Speaker 13: I've designed that just for you. The show starts at four,
- 53:01Speaker 13: all right, starts at four that where you can get in,
- 53:05Speaker 13: and I had you home by six something. You ought
- 53:08Speaker 13: to feel real pretty good about that. The matinees go
- 53:10Speaker 13: pretty fast for the forty and up crowd, Yes it does,
- 53:14Speaker 13: all right. That's October sixth, seven, eight twice. It's Finny
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- 53:41Speaker 13: be Tony Roberts, that would be Oh my God, Melanie Camacho,
- 53:45Speaker 13: Kevin Tate. The list goes on and on, hosted by
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- 53:49Speaker 12: Chev, thank you.
- 53:51Speaker 11: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject how do I Keep
- 53:53Speaker 11: her out of my clothes?
- 53:55Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this.
- 53:57Speaker 7: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 54:01Speaker 11: It's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you
- 54:04Speaker 11: need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more, please
- 54:07Speaker 11: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com. We
- 54:10Speaker 11: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
- 54:13Speaker 11: like we're going to read this one right here, right now.
- 54:15Speaker 7: You never know it could be yours.
- 54:19Speaker 13: It could be your, so buckle up and hold on tight.
- 54:21Speaker 13: We guide it fort you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
- 54:24Speaker 12: Thank you nephew.
- 54:25Speaker 11: Subject how do I Keep her out of my clothes?
- 54:29Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley.
- 54:30Speaker 11: I'm a thirty eight year old married man and I'm
- 54:33Speaker 11: a personal trainer on the side. I met my wife
- 54:36Speaker 11: at the gym, and we've been together for three years total,
- 54:39Speaker 11: and we got married last December. She is the most
- 54:42Speaker 11: beautiful woman I've ever known, and I fell in love
- 54:45Speaker 11: with her immediately.
- 54:46Speaker 12: In the beginning.
- 54:47Speaker 11: We spend all of our time in the gym together
- 54:50Speaker 11: or at my house. We went on a couple of
- 54:52Speaker 11: trips to see her parents and mine, and that's when
- 54:55Speaker 11: I noticed that she's got some trust issues. She opened
- 54:59Speaker 11: up and told me that her ex had a woman
- 55:01Speaker 11: in her bed, and she found out when she got
- 55:04Speaker 11: in the bed and there was a big spot on
- 55:07Speaker 11: the sheet. She said it messed her up for life,
- 55:10Speaker 11: and she asked me to be patient with her. I've
- 55:13Speaker 11: tried to be, but it seems like she's never satisfied
- 55:16Speaker 11: with my answers. I always try to answer her calls
- 55:19Speaker 11: by the second ring, and I try to respond to
- 55:22Speaker 11: all of her texes within five minutes. Nothing I do
- 55:26Speaker 11: is enough, and lately she has been questioning me and
- 55:29Speaker 11: checking up behind me when I get home. She started
- 55:32Speaker 11: going through my dirty clothes last month and she thinks
- 55:35Speaker 11: I don't know when I go to wash clothes. My
- 55:38Speaker 11: briefs are turned inside out and so are my gym clothes.
- 55:42Speaker 11: I assumed she was checking for stains and smells, and
- 55:46Speaker 11: I confronted her about it. She tried to turn it
- 55:48Speaker 11: around on me by saying I wouldn't be questioning her
- 55:51Speaker 11: if I wouldn't be questioning her if I didn't have
- 55:54Speaker 11: something to hide. She started taking my suits to the
- 55:57Speaker 11: dry cleaners for me, and I hope she's not pulling
- 55:59Speaker 11: over on the side of the road to smell my clothes.
- 56:02Speaker 11: She rode to church with me Sunday and said my
- 56:04Speaker 11: car had a strange smell. I wish she would let
- 56:07Speaker 11: me know what she's thinking instead of sniffing around. How
- 56:10Speaker 11: do I get her to believe that I'm not going
- 56:13Speaker 11: to hurt her? That is that possible? Well, it's not impossible,
- 56:20Speaker 11: but it's a lot of pressure to put on a person.
- 56:22Speaker 11: And like your wife, everyone has baggage because they've had
- 56:25Speaker 11: a life before you, before their partner. It's just that
- 56:28Speaker 11: some are able to leave the past in the past
- 56:31Speaker 11: and some are not. Your wife has not been able
- 56:34Speaker 11: to do that, and she's really getting a little crazy
- 56:38Speaker 11: with this stuff. Her slimy ex husband had someone in
- 56:41Speaker 11: their bed, didn't have sense enough to wash and change
- 56:44Speaker 11: the sheets, and all of that, and I'm sure that
- 56:46Speaker 11: had to be devastating for her. And after that, how
- 56:50Speaker 11: can you possibly live up to her expectations?
- 56:53Speaker 12: And that's the problem, isn't it.
- 56:55Speaker 11: The relationship is at a place where everything you do
- 56:58Speaker 11: is suspicious to her everything. Pretty soon you won't be
- 57:02Speaker 11: able to go anywhere or do anything without her being
- 57:05Speaker 11: suspicious of you. And that's pretty much what it is
- 57:08Speaker 11: right now. Her insecurities, her paranoia is going to ruin
- 57:12Speaker 11: this marriage. They're going to ruin this marriage if she
- 57:14Speaker 11: doesn't get help. She has to learn how to get
- 57:17Speaker 11: past what happened to her in the past and move on.
- 57:20Speaker 11: I recommend therapy for your wife immediately.
- 57:23Speaker 12: She's got to get some therapy. She needs some help.
- 57:26Speaker 18: Steve.
- 57:27Speaker 6: This is sad because this woman right here is doing
- 57:31Speaker 6: the most. I guess I could talk to this lady,
- 57:34Speaker 6: but I think I should do this and talk to
- 57:36Speaker 6: all women, ladies.
- 57:40Speaker 1: All men don't do wrong. All men are not in
- 57:47Speaker 1: this world to do you wrong.
- 57:49Speaker 6: True that there are some people here who are put
- 57:53Speaker 6: in your life to treat you right. There is one
- 57:58Speaker 6: person made specifically for you, that is God has created
- 58:04Speaker 6: to be your soulmate. You can find him if you
- 58:10Speaker 6: get out of the way. Now, how do you stay
- 58:14Speaker 6: in the way by making all these choices on your own?
- 58:19Speaker 6: You don't never confide in God. You don't ask God
- 58:21Speaker 6: to point him out show you. You just pick what
- 58:24Speaker 6: you won't, pick what you're like, and here you go.
- 58:27Speaker 6: I can't tell you how many women have let good
- 58:31Speaker 6: men go because they had a bad experience with a
- 58:34Speaker 6: bad one. I can't tell you how many women have
- 58:38Speaker 6: ran a man away because they won't accept this man's
- 58:42Speaker 6: goodness and graces, because no matter what he do, she
- 58:47Speaker 6: comparing him to somebody else. This woman in the letter
- 58:51Speaker 6: is no different this man that wrote this letter. So
- 58:54Speaker 6: it's getting to him. He's married, uh, and he's personal
- 59:00Speaker 6: trainer on the side. I don't know if that means
- 59:03Speaker 6: he has another job and he personal trains or I
- 59:06Speaker 6: don't know what that means, but he a personal tray.
- 59:09Speaker 6: I met my wife at the gym and we've been
- 59:12Speaker 6: together for three years total.
- 59:13Speaker 1: We got married last December. Now, let me tell you something.
- 59:17Speaker 6: If you're a personal trainer and you meet a woman
- 59:21Speaker 6: at the gym, this.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Chick find yeah, yeah, she find know this right here.
- 59:28Speaker 6: He at the gym. He and the body shaping bis.
- 59:35Speaker 6: He'dne met this girl at the gym, had married her.
- 59:41Speaker 1: This girl find it next line.
- 59:47Speaker 6: She is the most beautiful woman I've ever known, and
- 59:50Speaker 6: I fell in love with her immediately at the jim.
- 59:55Speaker 6: He didn't fall in love in the parking lot. No,
- 59:58Speaker 6: he came to work one day. She was in there
- 1:00:01Speaker 6: with them pairts on them biker shorts.
- 1:00:05Speaker 16: That that that that that halt the top. She was
- 1:00:11Speaker 16: doing dead lifts, squatch.
- 1:00:17Speaker 6: Sitting on that machine the women sit on and they
- 1:00:19Speaker 6: keep opening and closing. They leg that machine, that one
- 1:00:23Speaker 6: right there. I don't know who you are when you
- 1:00:25Speaker 6: get on that one right there. Me and me and
- 1:00:27Speaker 6: me at hall for me and to walk past that machine.
- 1:00:28Speaker 12: I'm just going to tell you, hang on, hang on.
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: Do it looked like you're waving at us. That's what
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: it looked like.
- 1:00:36Speaker 12: Anyway.
- 1:00:38Speaker 11: Coming up at twenty three minutes after uh, we'll recap
- 1:00:42Speaker 11: this letter, we'll hear Steve's response, and the subject of
- 1:00:46Speaker 11: today's letter is how do I keep her out of
- 1:00:48Speaker 11: my clothes?
- 1:00:49Speaker 12: We'll get back into it right after this.
- 1:00:52Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show, all right, Come on, Steve,
- 1:00:56Speaker 11: let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:00:58Speaker 12: The subject is how do I keep her?
- 1:01:01Speaker 6: This man is dating this woman. He's married to her
- 1:01:05Speaker 6: to be known each other three years. They got married.
- 1:01:09Speaker 16: Met at the gym, most beautiful woman he's ever met.
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: Noticed her immediately. She had all the tight gym office.
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: She was cut, she was fine. He wanted help right away.
- 1:01:20Speaker 6: They spent most of their time together, all the time
- 1:01:23Speaker 6: either at the gym or at his house.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: They went on a couple of trips see her parents
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: and mining. That's when he noticed that she got some
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: trust issues.
- 1:01:32Speaker 6: Then the woman finally opened up about him and told
- 1:01:34Speaker 6: her that she had an X that had a woman
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: in her bed, and she found out when she got
- 1:01:39Speaker 6: into bed and there was a big spot on the sheets.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: God, not that spot though, nobody. You don't know what
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: I was waiting for your You.
- 1:01:52Speaker 6: Don't even like that spot when it's yours? Okay, Oh
- 1:01:56Speaker 6: damn spot, and that's yours. Another spot?
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: God?
- 1:02:04Speaker 6: See Now what her ex did? Was he ignorant? Because
- 1:02:09Speaker 6: what I'd have done is burned the entire comforter, set,
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: bed sheets, pillows, possibly that damn mattress too.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: I have gone that far.
- 1:02:26Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I'd have took a mattress off of bed
- 1:02:30Speaker 16: and set it outside up against the tree, like I
- 1:02:32Speaker 16: was gonna throw it away. Yeah, yeah, you can't have evidence.
- 1:02:39Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:40Speaker 6: Anyway, she sat messed up for life, and she asked
- 1:02:42Speaker 6: me to be patient with him, and he said he
- 1:02:44Speaker 6: tried to be, but now she ain't.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: Never satisfied with none of his answers.
- 1:02:49Speaker 16: Try to answer the call on the second ring, try
- 1:02:52Speaker 16: to spun with all her text within.
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: Five minutes, but it ain't nothing this man doing is enough.
- 1:02:57Speaker 6: And she been questioning me and checking up behind me
- 1:02:59Speaker 6: when I get home. Then she started going through my
- 1:03:02Speaker 6: dirty clothes last month. She think I don't notice when
- 1:03:05Speaker 6: I go to wash my clothes my briefs are turned
- 1:03:07Speaker 6: inside out and.
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: Sold my gym clothes.
- 1:03:10Speaker 6: I assumed she was checking for stains and smelled, so
- 1:03:13Speaker 6: I confronted her about it. She tried to turn on
- 1:03:16Speaker 6: me by saying I wouldn't be questioning her if I
- 1:03:18Speaker 6: didn't have something to hide.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: Lady, you over this man.
- 1:03:22Speaker 6: House, turning his drawers inside out. He's still washing his
- 1:03:25Speaker 6: own clothes. He come up you and say, somebody you said,
- 1:03:28Speaker 6: if you ain't had nothing to hide, you wouldn't be
- 1:03:29Speaker 6: questioning her. Lady, you tripping. She tripping, and she gonna
- 1:03:34Speaker 6: mess this up. And she just started taking my suits
- 1:03:37Speaker 6: to the dry cleaners. I hope she's not pulling ok
- 1:03:40Speaker 6: on side of the road, smell my clothes. She rode to
- 1:03:44Speaker 6: church with me Sunday and said my car had a
- 1:03:46Speaker 6: strange smell in it. Well, if you get in my car,
- 1:03:50Speaker 6: it ain't no telling what you're gonna swill call I fish.
- 1:03:55Speaker 12: This is not about you.
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: I go fishing. I smoked cigars. Be a strange smell
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: in knock eye. So buckle up, get ready to hold
- 1:04:05Speaker 6: on tight because strange, strange smells just pulled up. I
- 1:04:11Speaker 6: wish you would let me know what she's thinking instead
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: of sniffing around. How do I get her believe that
- 1:04:16Speaker 6: I'm not going to hurt her? Is that possible? Well,
- 1:04:20Speaker 6: all you can do is with actions, man, But you
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: need to have a conversation with her.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: Say he listen to me.
- 1:04:28Speaker 6: Stop stop backtracking on me, because it don't feel good.
- 1:04:33Speaker 6: It don't feel good at all if a man don't
- 1:04:37Speaker 6: like it when he doing his very best, and that
- 1:04:40Speaker 6: best ain't good enough for you. So instead of you
- 1:04:45Speaker 6: check it on me, I wish you'd be appreciative of
- 1:04:48Speaker 6: the way I treat you. You don't say nothing when
- 1:04:52Speaker 6: I answer your calls on that second ring. You don't
- 1:04:55Speaker 6: give me no credit when I answer your text within
- 1:04:58Speaker 6: five minutes.
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: Ye'ah.
- 1:05:00Speaker 6: I don't get no nothing for just honoring you and
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: getting right back to you and showing you that I'm
- 1:05:05Speaker 6: concerned and I'm paying attention. But all no, all you
- 1:05:08Speaker 6: doing is flipping my drawers inside out, slipping my gym clothes,
- 1:05:12Speaker 6: smelling my car, taking my suits to the cleaner.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: You ain't got no appreciation for me, and I'm getting tired.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: Of So instead of you telling me how well I
- 1:05:21Speaker 6: treat you, you sitting up here here finding a way
- 1:05:24Speaker 6: to make it look like how I don't treat you,
- 1:05:27Speaker 6: and you're messing up, and I don't like it, and
- 1:05:29Speaker 6: it's just not a good feeling.
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: And I'm just gonna tell you that.
- 1:05:32Speaker 6: So now you can keep on doubt me if you
- 1:05:34Speaker 6: want to, and you can keep on running up behind
- 1:05:37Speaker 6: me and checking on me. But I'm gonna get tired
- 1:05:38Speaker 6: of that one day. I'm gonna get tired of that
- 1:05:41Speaker 6: because I want a woman that appreciates me, and with
- 1:05:45Speaker 6: the show appreciation for all the good things I've done
- 1:05:47Speaker 6: for you. Now, that's it right there. I ain't cheating
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: on you. He cheated on you. You got into bed
- 1:05:53Speaker 6: with him. You picked his ass, right, But see the
- 1:05:59Speaker 6: difference is picked you. You picked him. I picked you.
- 1:06:05Speaker 6: I wanted you. He was your boyfriend. I asked you
- 1:06:08Speaker 6: to marry me. I'd already made a commitment. His ass
- 1:06:12Speaker 6: never was willing to make you. So now while I
- 1:06:15Speaker 6: got to be cheap, keep on here. I'm going to
- 1:06:19Speaker 6: the jail, and this is what I'm wearing. You can
- 1:06:22Speaker 6: smell it when I come back.
- 1:06:25Speaker 11: Come cue, I'll pass.
- 1:06:29Speaker 6: I'll come into doing just strip ass, naked hand all
- 1:06:33Speaker 6: my clothes.
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: Here you go, gonna start smelling now. I leave you
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: in dead lift, said Squash the day too.
- 1:06:39Speaker 11: Take a deep breath, ew leave your comments on Today's
- 1:06:44Speaker 11: letter on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM.
- 1:06:48Speaker 12: And check us out on the Strawberry Letter podcast.
- 1:06:51Speaker 11: It is on the Free iHeartRadio app where free never
- 1:06:54Speaker 11: sounded so good. Coming up next it is Junior and
- 1:06:57Speaker 11: Sports Talk. Right after this sing morning show.
- 1:07:03Speaker 12: It's time out for Junior and Sports Talk. What you
- 1:07:05Speaker 12: got Junior?
- 1:07:09Speaker 4: What's up? What's that? What's up? July?
- 1:07:13Speaker 16: Ladies going on with her timm he was doing with
- 1:07:19Speaker 16: sweet snoops. It's one thing I do like. I like
- 1:07:22Speaker 16: y'all names weeks. I'm like, now right, sound like a
- 1:07:26Speaker 16: bunch of pimps. Come on, Jenny, what you got if
- 1:07:31Speaker 16: we go?
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Pippy week for the NFL?
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: Man, here we go?
- 1:07:34Speaker 16: Man had to speak lines and with the lines, baby
- 1:07:39Speaker 16: George love, I look at it.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: Another week had luck putting to run out of detruting
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: to run up on him. All right, Pippy, here we go.
- 1:07:46Speaker 16: Falcons JAGUARFS, Facus, Jaguar, Jaguar lost to the Texas.
- 1:07:51Speaker 4: Man.
- 1:07:53Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm talking and lost.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: I don't even know, man, I can't even call on
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: this or not. I'm gonna go with the Falcons, Man, Dolphins, Bills.
- 1:08:06Speaker 16: I'm gonna go with the Dolphins. This track me, babytil
- 1:08:08Speaker 16: you can stop him. I've got to watch.
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: It, you know what.
- 1:08:13Speaker 12: Okay, Okay, Pepper, this ain't gonna make noose de sension.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: You know every Broncos bess.
- 1:08:18Speaker 16: It's Broncos bass Man Broncos.
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: They lost seventy to nothing.
- 1:08:23Speaker 16: Now, to be a matter of fact, let's just not
- 1:08:25Speaker 16: even call this a game.
- 1:08:27Speaker 20: Okay, Let's see what happened Okay, yah right, whatever, we
- 1:08:31Speaker 20: just gonna give you that one, don't even matter.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Ravens, Ravens Browns.
- 1:08:36Speaker 16: On Cleveland baby all day, all day. We got defense
- 1:08:40Speaker 16: this year.
- 1:08:41Speaker 8: Okay, Pepper behind that though, Stealers, Texans, what you're gonna
- 1:08:45Speaker 8: do now?
- 1:08:46Speaker 16: Oh, you know, y'all, y'all got good last week, but
- 1:08:49Speaker 16: that's over, stealers, alright.
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: I sure want y'all to beat him. Please beat the
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: steeper for me. You Okay, Vikings, Panthers, Panthers, that young
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: boy gonna be back.
- 1:09:03Speaker 16: They ain't been winning, but you know what, I think
- 1:09:05Speaker 16: the Panthers might surprise. I'm going with the Panthers. Panthers,
- 1:09:10Speaker 16: and I know not to do that, but I'm going
- 1:09:12Speaker 16: with them. Oh, come on, young boy, Rams Coats, come on, Richardson,
- 1:09:21Speaker 16: come on, coach. Buccaneeras Saints, Oh Saints, I ain't got
- 1:09:28Speaker 16: no fo. They got Jamison western An faith in him.
- 1:09:33Speaker 16: Buccaneeras man. They finish, comeback. They ain't gonna lose two
- 1:09:36Speaker 16: in a row.
- 1:09:37Speaker 12: Sorry, Patriots, Cowboys, It's gonna be.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: A good damn Cowboys.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: Man.
- 1:09:43Speaker 20: I ain't you know I tried to be I tried
- 1:09:46Speaker 20: what bounce back week for the Cowboy I tried to
- 1:09:49Speaker 20: give them some love, but damn, please beat the Patriots.
- 1:09:53Speaker 16: They the only team I hate, moding the Cowboys.
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: I hate Boston. Yeah, hey, go for sure?
- 1:10:02Speaker 3: All right?
- 1:10:02Speaker 7: Thank you, you and your and Pimson.
- 1:10:04Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, a former
- 1:10:06Speaker 12: reality start.
- 1:10:07Speaker 11: Admitted to having sex with a whole lot of men,
- 1:10:09Speaker 11: and we'll talk about it right after this.
- 1:10:12Speaker 7: What you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 1:10:17Speaker 11: Her former Basketball Wives, reality star and social media influencer
- 1:10:21Speaker 11: Brittany Renner, almost gave Shannon Sharp a heart attack during
- 1:10:25Speaker 11: Wednesday's episode of Club Shaysha. Renner is infamous for hooking
- 1:10:29Speaker 11: up with professional athletes, and she went viral after she
- 1:10:32Speaker 11: had a baby with NBA star PJ. Washington and boasted
- 1:10:37Speaker 11: about getting pregnant by him to get child support. As
- 1:10:40Speaker 11: Renner was highlighting her history of dating athletes, Sharpe asked
- 1:10:43Speaker 11: her how many men she slept with.
- 1:10:45Speaker 12: Take a listen, I've had sex with thirty five guys.
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: Okay, oh lord? Practice is it the word? So if
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: I'm judged for.
- 1:11:06Speaker 12: If I'm judge for having great taste, we are in a.
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: Bar sole.
- 1:11:11Speaker 1: We got this for the Nick Flowers thirty five.
- 1:11:16Speaker 6: But you know you see how that sound, ladies. I
- 1:11:19Speaker 6: don't ever do that, man, No, I don't ever put
- 1:11:21Speaker 6: a number out there.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: Once you go past three three, I'm just thirty five.
- 1:11:27Speaker 6: Just say said for thirty five guys right now, you
- 1:11:31Speaker 6: just you're saying, I don't know, dog, if a man
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: told you he had thirty five chicks, you would be starting.
- 1:11:39Speaker 12: Yeah.
- 1:11:41Speaker 11: What you were hearing in the background, Steve was Shannon
- 1:11:45Speaker 11: taking a shot from a bottle of kognak.
- 1:11:47Speaker 19: Uh again, when you hear thirty five, I'm telling you, man,
- 1:11:54Speaker 19: when you're a man and you talking to a woman
- 1:11:56Speaker 19: and she say thirty five, that's that's that's a really
- 1:12:00Speaker 19: really big number man.
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:12:02Speaker 6: Fact, that's a big number. What y'all get? I got
- 1:12:05Speaker 6: good taste.
- 1:12:07Speaker 11: Later in the interview, Brittany Renter went into more detail
- 1:12:12Speaker 11: about her promiscuity when she told Shannon that she once
- 1:12:15Speaker 11: caught an infection after hooking up with three men within
- 1:12:19Speaker 11: a twenty four hour time span.
- 1:12:21Speaker 8: Oh yeah, okay, Yeah, we put wearing dress out there.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: Yeah, but looking for the.
- 1:12:28Speaker 6: Venues you need, you need to throw all your white
- 1:12:31Speaker 6: clothes away. Yeah, you don't need to wear nothing. Why
- 1:12:35Speaker 6: don't worry about the dress. You need to just give up.
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: White Brad's maids even in the summer. Quit wearing white peans. Man.
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: That's a big number.
- 1:12:43Speaker 17: Man, that's a lot to say. And yeah, I think
- 1:12:47Speaker 17: that was over sharing very much.
- 1:12:49Speaker 12: So that's a lot.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: You can a child, and you have a child.
- 1:12:53Speaker 17: Now he has to have a son and he has
- 1:12:57Speaker 17: to and you have a future.
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: See, everything you do is not for today. Everything you
- 1:13:03Speaker 6: do can't be for the gram. Something has to be based.
- 1:13:07Speaker 6: I think what a lot of young people miss is
- 1:13:09Speaker 6: the fact that the decisions you make today will have
- 1:13:13Speaker 6: a bearing on your tomorrow.
- 1:13:15Speaker 7: Absolutely.
- 1:13:17Speaker 16: But she.
- 1:13:21Speaker 12: She's thirty one, she's pretty young. Thirty thirty one, what
- 1:13:28Speaker 12: a picture of it. Let me ask you this.
- 1:13:33Speaker 11: From a male perspective, because you know, everybody talks about
- 1:13:37Speaker 11: keeping it real and you know, being transparent and all that.
- 1:13:41Speaker 11: Now we say we want that, But here this woman
- 1:13:44Speaker 11: is doing that. She's being transparent, and now we're judging.
- 1:13:50Speaker 11: So you know, I know it's a double standard, but
- 1:13:52Speaker 11: I want to hear from your perspective.
- 1:13:53Speaker 6: Double stud you can call it what you want to
- 1:13:55Speaker 6: call it. You be transparent with God, you have no choice.
- 1:13:59Speaker 6: But when you talking to people. All your business ain't
- 1:14:02Speaker 6: everybody's business. If you are saying something to be uplifting
- 1:14:08Speaker 6: to motivate people, you can be transparent.
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: What was that for? What? What? What did that accomplish
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: for her?
- 1:14:17Speaker 6: As a young lady, as a mother, as a woman
- 1:14:20Speaker 6: who may want to settle down one day. You can't
- 1:14:23Speaker 6: throw this number out here like that, man, like it
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: ain't nothing. People gonna remember that. You know, you got
- 1:14:28Speaker 6: to go meet somebody's mama one day. You know people
- 1:14:30Speaker 6: still do that. People still have one to introduce you
- 1:14:33Speaker 6: to you mama. That tape can't play. She can't go
- 1:14:37Speaker 6: to nothing at the school.
- 1:14:39Speaker 1: He can't.
- 1:14:40Speaker 17: So I'm saying, I'm saying from the for her son
- 1:14:43Speaker 17: as he ages.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: Man, that's just there's too much.
- 1:14:47Speaker 17: Information that you don't know about other kids.
- 1:14:52Speaker 11: All right, all right, coming up in twenty minutes after
- 1:14:54Speaker 11: the hour, we're gonna talk about you, Steven, where.
- 1:14:58Speaker 12: You're going this weekend? Right after this.
- 1:15:00Speaker 7: You're listening morning show.
- 1:15:05Speaker 11: All right, So, Steve, your mini speaking tour kicks off tonight.
- 1:15:09Speaker 11: Congratulations in Highland, California at the Yamava Casino and Resort,
- 1:15:14Speaker 11: And so tell us, please, what can your audience expect tonight.
- 1:15:18Speaker 12: It's been a minute since.
- 1:15:19Speaker 6: Just a lot of gyms and jewels, A lot of
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: gyms and jewels, a lot of great takeaway, a lot
- 1:15:27Speaker 6: of great stuff that's applicable. I'm very straight down the middle,
- 1:15:32Speaker 6: no curve balls. I keep it simple. My life has
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: been that way. A lot of my lessons I learned,
- 1:15:39Speaker 6: you know, when I was working at Ford, when I was,
- 1:15:43Speaker 6: you know, flunking out of college. When I was working
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: at General elector when I sold insurance. You know, a
- 1:15:48Speaker 6: lot of my lessons I learned. Then, you know a
- 1:15:51Speaker 6: lot of lessons I learned in that car, and then
- 1:15:55Speaker 6: a lot of lessons I learned, Oh.
- 1:15:57Speaker 12: When you were living in the car, when you're homeless.
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the learning curve picked up.
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: So tonight and tomorrow night in Highland, California, and then
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: at the Chalk Talk Casino in.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: Homahoma, somethld out.
- 1:16:13Speaker 6: So there's nothing to sell, but it's gonna be very congratulations.
- 1:16:17Speaker 12: What what is that?
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: Just a little inside information?
- 1:16:24Speaker 12: Do you have to say everything?
- 1:16:26Speaker 16: Everybody smiling in your face? Don't mean it now, that's true.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: We know that.
- 1:16:31Speaker 16: Yeah, some people come to see you not do well.
- 1:16:36Speaker 12: All right, We gotta go. Congratulations, I'm being.
- 1:16:38Speaker 3: So don't bother me.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: That's every night you walk out. I'm used to that.
- 1:16:42Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour. We'll
- 1:16:45Speaker 12: play around it. Would you rather? Right after this, you're listening.
- 1:16:50Speaker 11: Morning show and it's time now for a round of
- 1:16:53Speaker 11: would you rather? Would you rather take your wife to
- 1:16:56Speaker 11: a strip club? Or to a swingers club?
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: Strip club? Do this here? Ain't no swinging going on,
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: all right?
- 1:17:08Speaker 12: Would you rather have a food?
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: What you can't do? It is no swingers club is
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: walk around and see who I'm will be pulling? What
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: you can't it?
- 1:17:17Speaker 12: Would you rather?
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: Would you rather have somebody?
- 1:17:25Speaker 12: Would you rather have food stuck in your tooth? Or
- 1:17:28Speaker 12: would you rather have crust in your eyes?
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:17:37Speaker 11: Would you rather look good naked but you're ugly? Or
- 1:17:41Speaker 11: be fluffy and get handsome good looking?
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: Which one? At one's dangerous? Run it again, Run it again?
- 1:17:54Speaker 11: Would you rather look great naked? You look good naked,
- 1:17:57Speaker 11: but you're ugly? In other words, you got a good
- 1:18:00Speaker 11: but you're ugly. Or would you rather be.
- 1:18:02Speaker 12: Fluffy, big and be handsome or good looking?
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: Which one that ain't no easy?
- 1:18:08Speaker 12: Naked and ugly or good looking and fluffy.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: See the reason is Tom is struggling with this.
- 1:18:13Speaker 12: One was called please explain.
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: I'm not not ugly?
- 1:18:21Speaker 16: Yeah, fluffy, he ain't see he ain't fluffy.
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: It's would you rather it's not what yet? And I'd
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: rather not be fluffy. I'd rather not be ugly. It's
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: a game pick one. But he's thin and unattractive?
- 1:18:38Speaker 7: Is that in here?
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: Is that? That's not in here?
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: That's that's what it is.
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: That's not what he is. I mean, well, according to Shirley.
- 1:18:49Speaker 6: According to Shirley, my faed wheeze and ass has already
- 1:18:53Speaker 6: been It's been determined what I am wheeze, I said winded, Wendy, Well.
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: How you know I winned? That's how I was wheezing.
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: You said it, you choose me. Oh, I'm already that fluffy.
- 1:19:10Speaker 6: I'm already at how you feel about how I look.
- 1:19:12Speaker 6: I really don't give it down. I've never been cute,
- 1:19:14Speaker 6: so I'm cool with it. I just looks like I'll
- 1:19:17Speaker 6: be just big fat, fluffy, wheeze and ass unattractive.
- 1:19:21Speaker 12: You know, you're just like your nephew. You can't let
- 1:19:23Speaker 12: stuff go.
- 1:19:24Speaker 11: But it's okay, fluffy and cute or ugly.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: Who are you hollering at?
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: See you're mad.
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: We wouldn't even talking about this would.
- 1:19:37Speaker 12: Be I'm going with fluffy and handsome.
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: Fluffy, No fluffy.
- 1:19:45Speaker 12: Okay, that's today's rounding. Would you rather?
- 1:19:49Speaker 11: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, some
- 1:19:51Speaker 11: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right
- 1:19:54Speaker 11: after this. You're listening hard morning show. Here we are, guys,
- 1:19:59Speaker 11: are last break of the day or last break of
- 1:20:01Speaker 11: the week on this Friday.
- 1:20:03Speaker 12: It's been a good day. And Steve, Yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: Wrapping up September.
- 1:20:09Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, Steven, you have some closing remarks
- 1:20:14Speaker 11: for us.
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess for this weekend.
- 1:20:18Speaker 6: You know, it's just kind of like a continuation from
- 1:20:23Speaker 6: yesterday because I always try to encourage people. What I'll
- 1:20:27Speaker 6: be doing tonight, what I'll be doing tomorrow in Oklahoma,
- 1:20:30Speaker 6: is providing people things I've learned along the way. I
- 1:20:34Speaker 6: used to oftentimes wonder why my life had taken so
- 1:20:37Speaker 6: many twisting turns. I had so many valleys in it, man.
- 1:20:42Speaker 6: But in those valleys, man, I learned some valuable, valuable lessons.
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: The grace that God gave me was whenever I fall
- 1:20:51Speaker 6: He has always given me the knowledge, the strength, and
- 1:20:54Speaker 6: the courage to get back up. I never laid that.
- 1:20:58Speaker 6: I never remained in the valley wallowing in it. I
- 1:21:02Speaker 6: was always picking myself up. God was always dusted me off.
- 1:21:08Speaker 6: I always got back to the climb. And that's what
- 1:21:12Speaker 6: I want to encourage people to do. Stay the course.
- 1:21:17Speaker 6: Every life is gonna hit some valleys. Every life. You've
- 1:21:22Speaker 6: got to go down some hills, y'all. Everything ain't a
- 1:21:25Speaker 6: mountaintop view. You got to get in some caves. Man,
- 1:21:29Speaker 6: You're gonna fall in some ditches. You're gonna be in
- 1:21:32Speaker 6: some rivers with some strong currents. You're gonna be in
- 1:21:35Speaker 6: some dog places. You're gonna wind up man in an alleyway,
- 1:21:39Speaker 6: You're gonna wind up man going down to bright lights.
- 1:21:42Speaker 14: It.
- 1:21:43Speaker 6: You're gonna have to face it when it hits you,
- 1:21:48Speaker 6: as life does us.
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: All get up and keep moving. Don't just lay there.
- 1:21:58Speaker 6: Nothing that happens to you is permanent unless you allow
- 1:22:02Speaker 6: it to be. You can get up and move again.
- 1:22:08Speaker 6: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Stop old woe is me?
- 1:22:13Speaker 6: Oh woe is everybody. You're not the only one with
- 1:22:17Speaker 6: this problem. You're not the only one that's been beset.
- 1:22:20Speaker 6: You ain't no everyone to suffer a setback. You're not
- 1:22:22Speaker 6: the only one that's going through a hardship. You ain't
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: the only one grieving. You ain't the only one being fired.
- 1:22:27Speaker 6: You ain't the only one got laid off. You ain't
- 1:22:29Speaker 6: the only one who don't know what the end is
- 1:22:30Speaker 6: gonna meet. You ain't the only one living. Check to
- 1:22:32Speaker 6: check what, quit tripping, Do something about it. If you
- 1:22:39Speaker 6: don't like your situation changing, if you don't like the
- 1:22:42Speaker 6: way you are changing, when Steve Harmmer, do that. The
- 1:22:45Speaker 6: Bible say, as a man is as he thinks. What
- 1:22:49Speaker 6: do you think of yourself? If you think you'll never
- 1:22:52Speaker 6: find love, quit looking for it. You just said you
- 1:22:56Speaker 6: wan't gonna ever find it even if it showed up.
- 1:22:58Speaker 6: If you ain't looking for it, guess what, You're gonna
- 1:23:00Speaker 6: miss it anyway. But you know what helps me. I'm
- 1:23:04Speaker 6: always looking for something. I'm always expecting God to deliver me.
- 1:23:10Speaker 6: I'm always expecting him to show up. I'm always expecting
- 1:23:15Speaker 6: it to get better. You can't do nothing to me.
- 1:23:18Speaker 6: Listen to me. You can't do nothing to me that
- 1:23:23Speaker 6: God won't give me.
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: To stript the handle I don't care who you are.
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: Bring it now. I've been doing it anyway.
- 1:23:28Speaker 6: Look at you. You've been out there just spreading your
- 1:23:31Speaker 6: hating all this here. You've done nothing except waste your time.
- 1:23:35Speaker 6: I'm just here to tell you, man, you can't done
- 1:23:37Speaker 6: number waste your time because I am covered.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: My family is covered.
- 1:23:43Speaker 6: We reside under the protective wings of our Lord. And
- 1:23:47Speaker 6: say what you gonna do? So you said it. You
- 1:23:52Speaker 6: think just because you say something, that make it true.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: You think cause you.
- 1:23:56Speaker 6: Done got together with a whole bunch of trolls and
- 1:23:58Speaker 6: a bunch of crabs. You think you'd made something now
- 1:24:01Speaker 6: that's gonna really bring us down.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what you did.
- 1:24:05Speaker 6: You made me and my girls two handed circle tighter.
- 1:24:08Speaker 1: That's what you did. So thank you, appreciate you.
- 1:24:12Speaker 6: Now take your ass on, go find you something else
- 1:24:17Speaker 6: to do, cause what you tried to do is not working.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, man, man, and you don't look.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: I know, I know.
- 1:24:25Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you something encouraging, but I can
- 1:24:28Speaker 6: only use myself to explain it to you. You don't
- 1:24:32Speaker 6: have to allow nobody to put you on. I gave
- 1:24:35Speaker 6: you an example yesterday. Im we'll give it to you again.
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: There are over eight billion people in this world, eight billion.
- 1:24:41Speaker 6: If somebody attacks you and goes with you with this
- 1:24:45Speaker 6: new devil's playground called the internet, social media blogs, and
- 1:24:50Speaker 6: somebody attacks you on the block and it goes what
- 1:24:54Speaker 6: they call viral. Do you know that if it were,
- 1:25:00Speaker 6: it's super super duper viral. And somebody got one hundred
- 1:25:07Speaker 6: million clicks, which is I don't really know anything that's
- 1:25:13Speaker 6: done that, But let's.
- 1:25:14Speaker 13: Just say all.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Them haters and trolls got together.
- 1:25:19Speaker 6: And they all told a different lie about you, and
- 1:25:22Speaker 6: they got one hundred million clicks. It's over eight billion
- 1:25:29Speaker 6: people in this world. Do you know what that means?
- 1:25:31Speaker 16: That means that seven billion, nine hundred million people don't
- 1:25:37Speaker 16: even know what they're talking about.
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: It's so minute.
- 1:25:43Speaker 6: But I know when you let it get in your world,
- 1:25:45Speaker 6: you think that's everybody talking about you.
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: It ain't, man, it ain't.
- 1:25:50Speaker 6: It's the minute small ineffective people. Don't let ineffective people
- 1:25:55Speaker 6: affect your life. I got a picture that sits on
- 1:25:57Speaker 6: my wall in my office at at my other house.
- 1:26:00Speaker 6: You know what that picture on the wall says, Oh
- 1:26:03Speaker 6: right there, excuse me. I had a flex moment. I
- 1:26:05Speaker 6: didn't even see it. Oh, it's a picture on my
- 1:26:07Speaker 6: wall in my office at my other house. Them haters
- 1:26:10Speaker 6: can't stop that. Do you know what the picture of
- 1:26:12Speaker 6: It's a picture of a lion walking, a big lion walking.
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: You know what it says.
- 1:26:16Speaker 6: It's an African proverb lions don't turn around when small
- 1:26:19Speaker 6: dogs bark. Ought to turn around and snatch your ass off.
- 1:26:25Speaker 6: But I'm a lion. I ain't got time to turn
- 1:26:28Speaker 6: around and deal with you. You're still barking.
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: Bye.
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: Thank you. Nine nine seven billion, nine hundred million. People
- 1:26:36Speaker 6: don't even know what hell y'all was talking about. Thank you.
- 1:26:39Speaker 6: Talk to God he loved to hear from y'all. Y'all
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: have a great weekend. Okay, see y'all. Money peace.
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