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Rebuilding and Praying for Hurricane Victims - 09.14.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is. Y'all don't know. Y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all suit long, looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: mo like theming buck bus things and it's touble y'all true.
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  Speaker 1: Good to Steve Hoy yeah listening to me together for
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  Speaker 1: sto bar quickly to Moby. I don't join yeah by
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  Speaker 1: joining me, honey said you got turn be hurting, do ye.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn't to turn the time, lovey got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn the water the water. Come, come
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  Speaker 1: on your back at it. Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now one it only Steve Harley got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. I gotta tweet the other day from
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  Speaker 1: a young dude named Cortez. Uh. I can't remember his
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  Speaker 1: Twitter handle, but Cortet is something. And he tweeted me
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  Speaker 1: and he said, uh uh. When Steve Harvey used to
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  Speaker 1: get to preach and I used to just turn the
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  Speaker 1: radio off. And then he said something to the fact that,
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  Speaker 1: but now is different. He said, old dude be bringing it,
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  Speaker 1: he'd be bringing the truth. I appreciate that. That's what
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  Speaker 1: he said. Well, Cortets, if you out there listeners, morning.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you too, man, because see I understand what
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  Speaker 1: it is I used to you know, man, when I
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  Speaker 1: was younger, Man, when I when I wanted to do
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  Speaker 1: what I wanted to do. Man, I just man, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to hear nothing else. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: hear nothing, and that contradicted what I wanted to do,
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  Speaker 1: you know. So it's a funny thing man about me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was I would hear the truth, I would know
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  Speaker 1: it to be the truth. But because I had another plan,
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  Speaker 1: another mission, another goal, another set of dudes I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get done, I didn't want to hear that. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's a funny thing, man. It's like it's like when
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  Speaker 1: I was a little boy and I used to get
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  Speaker 1: scared sometime at night, you know, the booker. Man. So
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  Speaker 1: I thought that if I just pulled the blanket up
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  Speaker 1: over my head, that that meant that if I can't
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  Speaker 1: see the booger, man, he can't see me. That's the theory.
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  Speaker 1: That's an ostrich, you know, sticking his head in the sand,
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  Speaker 1: thinking Wow, if I don't see this dude, he can't
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  Speaker 1: see me. A lot of Ostriches didn't die with their
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  Speaker 1: head stuck in the sand. I just didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: be one of the people that left this world with
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  Speaker 1: my head in the sand. And so you know, he
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  Speaker 1: kind of fostered that thought in my mind this morning.
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  Speaker 1: So I want to send the shout out to my
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  Speaker 1: man on Twitter. Courteil is whatever. I think. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: look his real name of hold Owners while I'm piddling
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  Speaker 1: through this trying to find it, so I can get
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  Speaker 1: this real Twitter handling and give him some love. But
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, man this morning, that quit
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  Speaker 1: talking about change. Y'all listening, because because because this is
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  Speaker 1: real right here, quit talking about change and let's make
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  Speaker 1: a change. You know, man, I don't I don't mind
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  Speaker 1: giving people advice. I really, I really really don't, because
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  Speaker 1: so many people along the way have handed it to
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  Speaker 1: me freely. Man. Some people just saw me doing wrong
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  Speaker 1: and say, young man, come here, let me talk to
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  Speaker 1: you for a minute. Some people say, hey, bro, look man,
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're trying to do. Man it when
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  Speaker 1: have you thought about it this way? So I've had
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  Speaker 1: a lot of favor in my life, a lot of
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  Speaker 1: grace been shown on me, a lot of mercy, A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people and came to me helped me a
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  Speaker 1: long way, So I don't have no problem with this
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  Speaker 1: part of what what I'm what I'm obligated to do
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  Speaker 1: in the mornings. But let's quit talking about change, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: and let's make a change. She changes growth and ain't
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  Speaker 1: no growth without change. You've got people, Man, You ever
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  Speaker 1: met a person that's just insistent on doing it they way?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, no body in the building think they should
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  Speaker 1: go that way, but they're so bone headed. Oh this
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  Speaker 1: is how I'm gonna do it. But bro, listen to me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't highs done. You're gonna run into this distance
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  Speaker 1: I show you heait a minute. Man, you can't do
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  Speaker 1: it that way. Man, listen to me. Change is growth
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  Speaker 1: and ain't no growth without change. It cannot happen. If
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  Speaker 1: you are sick and tired of where you are, then
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  Speaker 1: you have to change. Change can only come from within.
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  Speaker 1: Can nobody make you change? Now? We got a penal
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  Speaker 1: system in place that can make you sit down. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to change, we'll sit you down and
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  Speaker 1: we'll restrict your movement and your communication to the point
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  Speaker 1: where if you want to continue this foolishness, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: put you in this building with a whole lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: That's foolishness, and y'all just trick each other all day long.
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  Speaker 1: But if you are sick and tired of your situation,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to change, man. And listen to me, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: how do you bring about change? Steve? How do you change? Man?
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  Speaker 1: When you didn't thought of everything? Well, hold up, man,
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  Speaker 1: pray for it. Pray for change. Ask God to help
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  Speaker 1: you change. Ask God what he wants for you instead
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  Speaker 1: of always telling God what you want. It's an interesting
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  Speaker 1: prayer to have with God. When you quit going to
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  Speaker 1: God with your list and check in with God and
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  Speaker 1: see what his list is. That's a very interesting prayer.
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  Speaker 1: If you're a praying person, I suggest you try that sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: It's so interesting. Man, do you know what he did
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  Speaker 1: for me? When I started asking God what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: for me? Instead of telling God all the time. I
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  Speaker 1: still tell him what I want, but instead of all
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  Speaker 1: the time going to Him with what I want. You
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  Speaker 1: know what it did for me? It freed me up.
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  Speaker 1: It took a lot of pressure off. I no longer
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  Speaker 1: had to think of everything, and what I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: of a lot of times wasn't work in no way,
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  Speaker 1: and when I opened myself up to what he wanted
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  Speaker 1: to what his wheel was. Man, do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much simpler my life? God? And do you know how
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  Speaker 1: much bigger it God? I'm trying to tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you pray for change and you allow God to
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  Speaker 1: help you with the change, or if you let God
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  Speaker 1: just produce the change, the changing you was would be amazing.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been listening to me, especially out in l A,
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  Speaker 1: since I was on the radio since two thousand, can't
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  Speaker 1: you here to change? I'm flat out telling you that
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  Speaker 1: a change has come. But I had to pray for
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  Speaker 1: the change because I couldn't make the change on my own.
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  Speaker 1: And then after you pray for the change, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: work towards your trade change. You know it as a
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  Speaker 1: faith without works is dead. Everybody wants something from God.
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  Speaker 1: Always want to talk to God about something. But then man,
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  Speaker 1: ain't ain't don't, don't want to do nothing about it.
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  Speaker 1: Faith without works is dead. You can't do it that way, man,
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  Speaker 1: It just does not happen. So so after you didn't
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  Speaker 1: pray to God about it, what you gotta do then
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  Speaker 1: is you gotta turn around and go, hey, man, all right, now,
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  Speaker 1: what is it I got to do. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to do something to bring it about. So after
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  Speaker 1: you pray for it, work for it, and do something
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  Speaker 1: today about it. Stop procrastinating. Don't procrastinate, folks. The change
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  Speaker 1: can start today. Man, I want to change? How about today?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Then you see them saying people, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: want to change. That's next week. How about today? I
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  Speaker 1: see people years later? Man, I'm still in its aim
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  Speaker 1: old situation. Man, I'm gonna do something. How about today?
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  Speaker 1: Today is a good day. There's nothing stopping you from
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  Speaker 1: changing today, nothing except you. You can begin the process
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  Speaker 1: of change immediately. And change is growth, y'all. And ain't
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  Speaker 1: no growth without changing. It's a simple thing. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you in broad strokes because everybody got something
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  Speaker 1: about them they need to change. That's why I'm not
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  Speaker 1: specifically talking about anything. I got some things and me
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  Speaker 1: didn't need to change so I can grow further. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: has something about them that they need to change in
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  Speaker 1: order to grow further and then go further. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: stopping you is you won't start to change today. Don't hesitate.
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  Speaker 1: Make that change, And then I want you to watch something.
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  Speaker 1: When you change, watch the difference in you. Notice the
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  Speaker 1: difference in you, feel the difference in you, and guess
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna be different it If you're watching for
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  Speaker 1: the change, if you're feeling the change, then guess what
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be different. Man, Watch for the difference, feel
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  Speaker 1: the difference. You will be different. If you're sick and
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  Speaker 1: tired of your situation, folks, you can change that. But
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  Speaker 1: the change is in you. It's a simple decision you
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  Speaker 1: have to make. I'm gonna change. The change is up
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  Speaker 1: to you. You can decide to day if you want
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  Speaker 1: to change, you want to be different. If you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: behind the wall, I love speaking to the brothers and
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  Speaker 1: sisters behind the wall. If you're behind the wall, man,
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  Speaker 1: and you're sitting tired of being behind the wall, man,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you change? You have thought about that change? Man.
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  Speaker 1: If I get back out there, I'm gonna just do
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. Stop saying that. Stop breathing that negativity
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  Speaker 1: into your life. Decide today that you want to change.
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  Speaker 1: You can do it. Everybody can change. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to change, pray for it, man, ask God
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  Speaker 1: to help you with the change. Or you get some movement,
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  Speaker 1: then partner you get a whole lot of movement. Then
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's right, you're listening to Welcome to the Ride.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Steve Harvey Mourning Show. It's the nephew
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  Speaker 1: holding it down. So we're gonna keep it the way
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  Speaker 1: my uncle does it. We're gonna we're gonna dedicate this show.
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  Speaker 1: Were dedicated you know what, Junior, We're dedicating this everybody
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  Speaker 1: that work at the fast food, that worked the window,
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  Speaker 1: everybody at the window. We're dedicating it to them. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: that's working the window, the window, the people at the window,
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  Speaker 1: that's who were dedicating the show to. When people when
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  Speaker 1: w I N daw, everybody working the wind anybody ever
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  Speaker 1: working window, anybody works fast food. Everybody. I didn't stay
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  Speaker 1: up there long stealing you're stealing food, right, and it's
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  Speaker 1: at the windings. What happened you got caught? Yeah? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I said, anybody that works with cash on
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  Speaker 1: their job, here's what you do every day. Steal a dollar.
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  Speaker 1: That's all you gotta do. One damned dollar. But don't
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  Speaker 1: they like tally at the end. They don't miss they're
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  Speaker 1: not miss the dollar. And they're gonna do a whole year.
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  Speaker 1: You got three six. You know what I'm saying. That
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  Speaker 1: adds up. But I'm also stilling lightbulbs, toilet paper my
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  Speaker 1: heads for no reason. But never food. No, no, go
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  Speaker 1: bad with you. Sometimes you'll shift go along. And you
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  Speaker 1: got that meeting you. I learned the hard way about
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  Speaker 1: meat man. You know, he's supposed to get off at
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  Speaker 1: a certain time, but that me is still in the
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  Speaker 1: trunk of your car, right and it's getting funky, and
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  Speaker 1: so you gotta get about it. And meat, no meat,
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  Speaker 1: not good going right at home. And this is man
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  Speaker 1: with a restaurant who had people stole from me. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did, you did, But look at you now, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let let's let's let's do this go around the room.
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  Speaker 1: First job, PAULA very first job. I worked at a
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  Speaker 1: grocery store for a day a day. That was it.
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  Speaker 1: What happened. I couldn't balance that red just was too much.
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  Speaker 1: How I was way off. I was about sixteen. First job,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have to work a lot, but I did
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  Speaker 1: work in a boutique and I was modeled a model
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  Speaker 1: closed all right, junior boy. My first job was a slave.
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  Speaker 1: I had to work for my daddy man cutting y'alls
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  Speaker 1: a weekend. Man, we have to don't cut deep people, y'all. Weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I hate this job. Oh I was watching cars. I
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  Speaker 1: watched cars and a Caddy Caddy. That's why I hate
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  Speaker 1: golf to this day. Oh, my dad, I hate my
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  Speaker 1: first job. I was at the Gap. I worked at
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  Speaker 1: the talked about me. That was good. All Right, we
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  Speaker 1: gotta go something funny. Junior's truth be told coming up
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  Speaker 1: and we'll discuss we had they got. We'll be back
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  Speaker 1: at two after you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for something funny. Junior's truth be
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  Speaker 1: told first, then we'll discuss and Jab will explain before
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  Speaker 1: we do it. But first year up Junior with truth
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  Speaker 1: be told. He is listen, um, and I mean this
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  Speaker 1: to truth be told. I'm just gonna tell y'all, you
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  Speaker 1: can't hire your friends. I just want you to know.
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  Speaker 1: You can't hire your friends. Now. You know, Proud my assistant,
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  Speaker 1: my boy, you know since I six states, he don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be working for me because I see how
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  Speaker 1: yesterday I seen Jay's assisted and what Jay's assisted do
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  Speaker 1: for him that's not getting done for me. See if
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  Speaker 1: I asked for too much it's an attitude. Come back
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  Speaker 1: with mine. That as a little truth. Yesterday, yesterday I
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  Speaker 1: was there, I saw so Jay's assisted, my's your beautiful girl.
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  Speaker 1: We're trying to wait on, you know, get lunch. But
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  Speaker 1: it's about a couple of hours where we could eat
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  Speaker 1: lunch from the show The shaw Fetus for Free. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, that's too long. It those a good
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  Speaker 1: little walk away. So they're gonna get us something to eat.
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  Speaker 1: They come back. I eat. He don't even you just
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  Speaker 1: throw it in any kind of way. Ain't no you know, no,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no sauce, ain't none of that. It's just it's
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  Speaker 1: just into to go to contain that. However it comes no,
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  Speaker 1: no salt, no, you know, not even a straw. But
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  Speaker 1: it's all good. I'm in here. I gotta go fine
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  Speaker 1: a plastic four because he didn't want in there not
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  Speaker 1: eat right, So now it's time for lunch from the show.
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  Speaker 1: So Jay was like, man, you're going walking down there
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  Speaker 1: and go get something eat. I don't know, man, I
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  Speaker 1: don't really know. They's like, I'm not going down there,
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  Speaker 1: and my Issia is eager to go get his women
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  Speaker 1: to go get it. I'm gonna get to Jay, I
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  Speaker 1: gonna get you something to eat. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm to day so sitting there watching that, but he
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  Speaker 1: said I'm going They like all right. I turned to
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  Speaker 1: my boy brid I said, I to be man, go
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  Speaker 1: down there with my asia man and get me something eat.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I am dog. He just I just want
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  Speaker 1: to know you cain't hire you're free. I'll give you again. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I mean without a beat man, you just ain't him.
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  Speaker 1: You just hate man. Mind you. The check ain't over late, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, but he'veen knowring me since our six days,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't even give assist in your help trying
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  Speaker 1: to look at Caie. I mean, he said it loud
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  Speaker 1: in front of everybody, was allowed, people came in the room.
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  Speaker 1: So what's going on in here? He's not going to
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  Speaker 1: get you the same? That's it. Truth. Damn, that's funny.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you Jr. As always. Now we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: move on to what you got, Jack. We had they got.
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  Speaker 1: This is breaking down. How did you said just a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes ago you said it was something old school
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  Speaker 1: news is basically old school new school. We're calling it.
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  Speaker 1: We had they got This is for the millennials, Am
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  Speaker 1: I saying that, right, millennial millennials we had. You have
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  Speaker 1: a millennial? Are they hard to talk to or what? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And you have to have money a lot. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they're listen at all. They want everything.
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  Speaker 1: This is called what we had. They got for instance,
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  Speaker 1: for instance, very take when we go round room. We
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  Speaker 1: had record stores, remember that wanted music. You had to
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  Speaker 1: go get the music. You had to stand in line
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  Speaker 1: and wait for the music. You had to get the
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  Speaker 1: little thing that went in the middle to play the song.
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  Speaker 1: The the albums came out. Albums came out, remember Tower Records,
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  Speaker 1: and they have the pictures up there and yeah on sunset. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we did. We put the work in to
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  Speaker 1: get our music. You know what they got? They downloads
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  Speaker 1: and down low ain't win nowhere, and you ain't win
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  Speaker 1: nowhere something. They don't even download it. They sent it
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  Speaker 1: to somebody else. Yeah, I just downloaded this here. You
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  Speaker 1: listen to where's the word? What you got? What you
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  Speaker 1: got ahead? Then they download, Then they ask you for
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  Speaker 1: your security card number on your credit card. About five
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  Speaker 1: things that they didn't bold and you like minute, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we had got ja. We had water holes water.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about. We had water, water,
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  Speaker 1: whole water. You don't stand, you stand in line. But
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  Speaker 1: first you know water holes. Water was tricky. You turn
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  Speaker 1: it on and you let thirty five forty five seconds
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  Speaker 1: ago to get that hot water out, and then the
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  Speaker 1: cool water kicks in it. That was the cool water
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  Speaker 1: we drink. They got bottle water. See they got something,
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  Speaker 1: dear friend. Yeah, drink behind everybody. Yeah water, and then
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  Speaker 1: got a yard and they got oh my god, he
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  Speaker 1: had water. Hold water. Sometimes it wasn't a war, just
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  Speaker 1: the right to the stick it and turn it on
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  Speaker 1: right there. That's my grandmama called it the zank day.
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  Speaker 1: I love it all right back growing up, I know
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  Speaker 1: you guys probably won't believe it, but little girls had
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  Speaker 1: things called easy bake oven. What yes, I wasn't looking
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. Okay, yeah, you better talk about
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  Speaker 1: that light bulb. Easy bake oven was actually the first,
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  Speaker 1: very first, Michael, It was the first. Thank you, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, And I used to use it. I used
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  Speaker 1: to put you guys are not gonna believe it. Dog
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  Speaker 1: believe so how loan did the hot dogs? Yeah, with
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: the lightbulb went in. It was a couple of like
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds and it was good eating. Okay, now they
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: have microwave. I'll tell you when it's more personal to me.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I used to work at a video used to love
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: going to when the new movies came out of the
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: one I was been in the theanom that isn't in
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: the stove. You got the tape, You got the tape,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: they got netflick, yes, we had they got all right,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with the nephews. Run that frank back.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, miss, and we'll
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: be here with our national news, including the latest on
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: recovery efforts with Hurricane Irma. But right now, the nephew
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and run that prank back. It is your time. What
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you got your new boss? Your new boss? Yeah, you're weird.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I thought you knew that, ye did? Hello? Hello, I'm
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Jason Place yesterday. How can I help?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Hey Jackson? Uh, this is Lyle. I'm giving you a
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: call out of human resources. Right. How you doing? You're
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the former the project guy out there? Yes, I am
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: on the project managers. I cannot help you. Listen, Um,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: you've been training an individual out there. I think for
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: the last month or so you have you've been training Uh? Yes,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: great guy, um doing great work, doing good. Okay, I
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: was how was he is? He coming along pretty good
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: with everything? Oh? Man, he picking up real good man.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: He learned and trade. I mean he's picking up. Just
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: let us love from pick up O. Excellent young work.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: And here's how many more weeks of training out there?
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I will say, father, about another week or two. Well,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: we let him, you know, punch, put him on his arm. Okay,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: and you think he'll handle it efficiently? Oh? Yes, I
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: think he would be a great great employees. Okay, you've
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: been with the company how long? Uh? Going on about
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: seventeen years? Yeah, my records are telling me somewhere around
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: sixteen plus, right right, Okay, you've been with us quite
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: a while. And let first of all, let you know
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: we're grateful of you, of the work that you're putting in. Well, man,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I appreciate a man made man. I appreciate it. He
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: has the company, man, and you know, being here to
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: eat many years man. He let you know, Man, I
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: love my company exactly. Listen, we got a few adjustments.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be making out there on the plan. Here's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: what we're gonna do, now, you say, gonna be done
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: in about a week or two, about a week. Okay,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: here's here's what we're gonna do on that particular day
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: that he gets released. And you you you definitely know
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: he's ready for everything. Um, I'm gonna want you to
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: give him your key art as well as the key
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: to your office. I'm gonna want you to give him
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: your key card that gets you actually onto the property.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: And and you have you have your own parking space too,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: don't you. Yes? Okay, Now we're gonna need you to
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: give your key card in your office key and we'll
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: we'll find you another place to park. He's actually probably
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: gonna be parking in your space. Hold hold, what you
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: mean you're telling me to give him my key parking right,
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to your parking space. But your key card
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: to get you onto the property, a little electrical card there,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: right that as well as your office. He's gonna actually
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: be taking over as project manager. No, no, sir, I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: not giving up nothing, sir. Nobody Just think over the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: parket managin. Let's let's first of all, so let's do
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: this the stone the language down. Okay, we're gonna find
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: a place for you, but for the time being, we're
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: gonna put you back into play until we find some
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: find the place of my places were there right now.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not moving from nowhere. That's okay. I'm not getting
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: said to sign me nothing. I got seventeen years. Ain't
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: nobody said to sign me that plays to move. You
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: got to understand that part down. I got seventeen years
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: up in here and train the young guy and this
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: guy got a couple of months and you're telling me
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: the other want to do what to me? Move me, Jason,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: this is a temporary move. We're gonna find something better
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: for you. No, you ain't know what this is the project, man.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody movie got that understanding. This has come from
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the head and the head and here it is. I
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: know the head of people. This decision actually come from
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the vice president. They ain't told me none of that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: It comes to me first. I'll tell you what, Jason,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: this is something I'm supposed to probably not tell you.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: But let me let me let you in on a
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: little something. Let me hand on something, because this is
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: gonna be some bull him because I set the whole
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: place up out here, And I mean, let me explain
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: something to you, Jason. This young guy that you've been training,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: he's actually the nephew of the vice president. I don't
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: give a about no nephew or no vice president. Man,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: do you think I care about some president? Tell him
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I'm the president? I said what I said? Yeah, man,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: the next you? Who care about the next you? They
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: ain't never told me. Well, can I expect you to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: give your key over to him? Oh? Hell no, I
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: ain't getting nobody nothing. Don't get the law to come
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: and get it. Ain't nobody getting nothing. I ain't leaving.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: How that sounds. So all I can ask you for
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: is I need your key card, and I need the
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: key to your office. I need you to empty out
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: your things so we can move Victor in there on
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: you a place. This is just a temporary slop right now.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: You them all ain't nobody getting nothing saying okay, and
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I've been here. I'll tell you what I gonna do.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I go out there and I temp slap this wove something, okay,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: And then I find out who the boll says or
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: whoever the nest you both to be and kick him
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: because I ain't giving up nothing. And I'm talking about
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: job y'all with the wrong one, okay, with the wrong
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: one at this time. But you're talking about beating the
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: vice president's nephew. You're you're you're losing control here, Uh, Jason, No,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't losing nothing. I'm gonna think control. I'm a
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: lot And when I kicked, how that sounds? And they'm
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: gonna kick the ball to see you? All of them?
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: How that sounds? That makes sound clear to you? It
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: makes no sense. We're we're trying to just give you
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: someplace to be temporarily until I find you another slot.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Ain't no other. My slot is my slot. I'm gonna
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: kicking gift rat. Not how that sound to you? So
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: all I'm asking is I need your key card and
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I need the key to the office. Get all your
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: things out so I can get Victor moved in within
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: the next week. Ain't he's okay? All of them, I
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: don't give it now that sounds I don't care nothing
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: about him, Okay, because I see you made somebody out
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: here today. Okay, I'm tired of it and this ain't
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: gonna happen to me. I'm gonna get security to come
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: over and walk you out. Okay, No, ain't no security
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: to walk me. No how that sounds. I came here
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: and buy myself. Ain't nobody to walk me about the end.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Are you having problems moving out for the nephew the
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: nest okay, and nephew is not gonna come in here
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: and take Okay, there's another that you need to be
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: aware of. Do you know who the other nephew is?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Hell no, I ain't never seen no other after you.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't know that wasn't their few. Let me tell
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you who the other one is? Who the other one
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: of the other one is left? You tught me from
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Jason, you just got Frank
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: y'are lying with me? Man, Come on, man, don't play
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: me Mann. This ain't no Tommy Man. Y'all need to
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: put up man. And y'all don't know how long the
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: brother man I worked I worked on up man. He man.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Ain't me no just baby y'all. But maybe man, y'all
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: got me good man, I got you, Man, I got
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I got one thing to ask you, man, what's the
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the last that's Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: What y'all think? We think you're crazy? Am I stupid? Call? Yes? Yes, sir.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: If they ever give out a stupid prize, will I
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: get it first? They ever made a company called Stupid,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: you'd be the president and ceo. He takes first second
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: answer show and Julia and Julia and I'm pride that Shirley. Yes, yes,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I have two tickets for one of your family members
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: tonight and Little Rock Arkansas, the Deep stage play Mama's Boy.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: We're in a Little Rock tonight. So, uh, Shirley got
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: some relatives dying there. Well, it's actually my daughter's counselor,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Mrs Reeves, So thank you very much, Ms Reeves. Reeves,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: if you was listening, Miss Reeves, you're gonna be on
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: the fourth row in the middle seats, right the seats,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Miss Reeves. All right, Tomorrow Tomorrow I'm in what your
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: tok Kansas? Uh, Saturday, I'm in Kansas City, And Sunday
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I'm in St. Louis. I'm gonna let you all know
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: my Mama's Boy. That's why my boys sound crazy. I've
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: been I'm working on both sides. Um, how do you
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: want to Steve keep his voice? Together with him. He's bigger.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: He's bigger than you. I think that's what it. Also,
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: if I was taller, it wouldn't be bob his muff.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: His muscles don't got to work out. Yeah, you're little, Tommy.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I see you got your back, man, got your back.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: But it ain't my back, it's my front. They hit
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: me from the from the front, so you can see
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it coming. Yeah. Man, that was very rude to them.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: You know, he has a body going. All right, we
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: gotta go keep keep on joint see him over at
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: all is up next with our national news and we'll
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: have the latest on Hurricane Irma. You're listening to the
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning shows. Coming up at thirty four after
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: the hour, Jay's trick or treat signs. Wait till you
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: hear these. Yeah, that's Halloween. Halloween that's coming up. Can
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: go on Candidas, Yeah it is. It's amazing out. So Jays,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: they're not nice, all right, Miss Anazon Deck with today's headlines.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: But first, there is a long, long road to recovery
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: for Houston and Florida after Harvey and Irma. The constant
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: removal of debris, not to mention millions, I've said, millions
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: are affected by the sweltering heat in Florida. They say,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: um nineties and the nineties. Uh. Down in Florida. They
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: don't have electricity, they don't have air conditioning. Yeah, Florida, Yeah, Florida.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Florida Power and Light is working around the clot to
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: restore power. We do want to bring awareness to the
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: desperate situation going on in the Caribbean as well. Paradise
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: was devastated by IRMA, I mean devastated. The power is out,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: supplies are running out. US Marine and sailors are bringing food,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: water and supplies to US Virgin Island as instructed by FEMA. However,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: residents and visitors from other Caribbean in independent islands and
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: territories with various forms of associations with France, the Netherlands,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: they're criticizing these European countries for the lack of organization
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: and they say that there's no urgency there. You know,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: these people are are in dire straits right there. They
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: need help, they need food, they need water, they need things.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Uh So they're criticizing them for their lack of organization
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: and urgency in response to sending the help. If you
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: want to help. Please make sure you do your research
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: on various charities before you give. There are a lot
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: of scams, a lot of frauds out there, so yeah, yeah,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: so make sure you do. Country music star Kenny Chesney, Uh,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Robert De Niro and former NBA and San Antonio Spurs
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: legend Tim Duncan have all vowed to help rebuild islands
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: in the Caribbean. And if you want to donate St. Thomas,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: he's a work for me and our you know, good man,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: he's in St. Thomas. You said they got hit really
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: hard done Burly and Carl. Y'all men, we were in
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the Virgin Islands, y'all met I really okay, we were
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: in St. Thomas. Yeah, we were hanging out. I've been
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: trying to reach out to him. Anybody know where he is, Email,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: text me, let me know if he's okay, man. And
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: that's been the thing to j with the Caribbean. They're
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: depending on their friends and families here back in the States,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: and they're communicating through social media and things like that.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: So we have to get the word out and bring
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: awareness because they feel like they're being forgotten about in
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the Caribbean. So this is yeah, this is very important.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: And I saw CNN they had delegates on the air
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: and it's part of the States, so hey, let's help
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: them up right. And they were talking about, um, you know,
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: the hotel's being down, and they were like, well, why
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: are you talking about hotels, you know when families. They said, well,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: remember these people work in these hotels, so they have
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: to you know, the hotels are destroyed, so they don't
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: have any place to work to make money to provide
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: for their families. So it's a lot going on there
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: that we don't know about it. And anyway we can help.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: And thanks to Robert de Niro and Kenny Chesney and
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Tim Duncan of course, who are already who have already
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: vowed you know that they're going to help. So they
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: got let's do what we can. They got this slogan.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: It's not really a good slogan. It's like water everywhere
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: and not a drop to drink, you know, so that's
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: like crazy. They really need drinking water down Yeah, so
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I know, um, Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines they're sending cruise
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: ships of supplies down there. But we gotta keep it going.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: So on this show, we're going to keep awareness going
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: about absolutely absolutely and our our prayers for sure will
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: never stop. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. It is that time. Jay,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: you're up introduced the Butterfly? Do you know the better fly?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Because yet about forget well he forgot it, but do
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: you know? But oh my god, I love it so much.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: All of my friends are doing when I walk in
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: the red Do you know that? Every time I watch it?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: It's OK. I'm having a moment. I'm still having a moment.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I haven't told you all this because it's been so
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Shirley Carlin, you, Anthony Brown, Oh my god. We did
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Mama's Boy, um Tuesday night in San Antonio, Texas. Okay,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: guess who came and saw me and loved my part
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: in the show. Janet Jackson. Out my god, what what
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I am not? Miss Jackson? If you master the baby?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I came in my dressing
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: room and she said, oh my god, the Butterfly and
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the you know because her and Johnny Yellow very good friends.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: And she came Shirley. She said, Butterfly, you are still
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: in this show? And I said sure. That's how she
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: talks right, hold, hold on, I wish j When I
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: came out of my dressing room, she was looking dead
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: at me and she said, oh my god, I just
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: went would have been there and Jake, what you would
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: have done when I want you know? But dude, oh
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: my god. If she was standing right there and she
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: looked at me, she said, you are stealing this show.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: I love me some butterfly show. God, I love me
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: some butterflyer. He don't say it. You're still in the show.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make me old. She got time, pet good
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: get toashed from it. Yeah, well, I'm not anywhere. I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: just want to say Jackson came out to shut up June.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You went out to believe you who never had a
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: microphone in the jet? Peto face. I get ready, I
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: get ready, Little rock we will be I'm a little
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: rock tonight. Get ready to get ready little Rocky. Obama
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be there. Know the Clinton's probably all right. I'm
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: gonna do it as Jennet Jackson, Thank you, Butterfly. When
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: we come back from the break, Anthony Brown has main
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: trick or treat signs after the hour, I'm Janna jack
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Miss Jackson. If you're nasty you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I just hard to believe that Halloween is right around
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: the corner, right and he's in the store now, yeahs
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: and everything. Halloween is like a huge holiday in the US. Okay, Jay,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: what's up with these mean trigger treat signs? Well, first
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: of all, I'm a diabetic and I've been for quite
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: some time, so I had this sign in my yards.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: It's the real sign. It says, dear tricker treaters, I'm
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: a diabetic. If I can't have candy needed, can you
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: have Halloween? That's the sign in. But you know what,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. Everybody, everybody don't like Halloween. We well
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: tell me. Okay, I want you to step up and
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: introduce Jay so we can hear the rest of his
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: mean trigger treat signs. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: are here alright. Have the one and only Jay Anthony
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Brown with the me treat. This is these are signs
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: for everybody because everybody don't like Halloween. Everybody is just
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you need some signs in you and I got one,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: but it don't stop him. Is one candy rotting your teeth?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Go next door? One? Some of you that rascals don't
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: need candy. He's a sad You see my lights out.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: It's obvious. I'm trying to act like I'm not home.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Pay don't teach you to car the driveway. I called
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: it uber to a party. All that's on the side.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Different signs. There's a different sign. Didn't your mama take you?
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Not to take candy from strangers. Y'all don't know. I'm
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: just doing a trick part this year, not to treat
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I put a actatives all my candy. Somebody killed us yesterday.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: We're not giving that candy. I gave my candy to
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the people next door. They're giving it out. Why don't
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: you do this, man, Why don't you at least why
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: don't you make your house like a haunted house and
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: just scared the hell out of the keys. Why don't
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: do that? You know what I did do One year,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I had a projector in the yard and I showed
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I used the house to show an old movie, like
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: an old Frankenstein movie. So that was but that that
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: didn't stop him from coming. So that you know, I
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: don't want him to come. So here's my last sign.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Boo boo, let's take your ass away. From here. Boo,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: you got one more jack so mean you know you
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: might have big for that Spider Man costume. Get your fight,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you little fat spider Man. Fat spider Man. Please make
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: yours look nice? What was yours again? No? Yours? Oh yeah,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: my mind is a dear tricker treaters. I'm gonna diabetic
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: if I can't have candy. Neither can you? Happy Halloween?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I don't care. They don't care. They don't care, They
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: didn't want. Remember when we were we could actually go
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: trick or treat. Yeah, now you gotta have you go
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: by yourself back costume. Yeah, the worst thing that I
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: had a costume, Yeah, costom a real costume. Yeah, I didn't.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: I had to make it. Yeah, we had to make them. Yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: we had to make them. Like well, y'all. Was one
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: of the fat boys because all the killers off my
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: bad a walm up and my dad and walm up
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: with one gold chain. Fat boys back killed every minute.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: My sister was an old man. We both put on
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: ads and dick jacket and what are you we old men?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Give us some candy? Yeah? I remember one time it
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: was called so cold growing up in Chicago. Cold we
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: went trigger treating but we had costumes, but we would
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: have to put them on over our clothes, right, Me, Me,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: didn't listen to my mom. I didn't want that. I
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: just wanted the beauty of my costume. I didn't put
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: them over my clothes. My little skinny behind I was
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: dressed as a skeleton. It was horrible. I should have
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: listened to mom. I love Halloween. Yeah, yeah, you've seen
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: some of the characters that some people like put a
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: lot of money into a l A. Halloween is on
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: a different level in l A. Alright, yeah, coming up next,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the brank phone call from the nephew. We'll be back.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: after it is two days Strawberry Letters. Stay tuned for that.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: But first, come on, nephew with the today's praying phone call.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: What you got? Your baby too fat? Your baby too fattime?
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: What what your baby too fat? It's gonna be an
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: instant fight on is your baby too fat? Okay? Here
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: you go. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Cathy. Please. Um,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: this is hi Cathy. This is Curvy. I'm actually the
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the owner at the daycare, Mine's daycare when your son comes. Alright,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're familiar with my wife Anita. Al Right,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm good. Oh, how's a
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: little little Divine? How's he doing? He's good. He's laying
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: down taking the nap. Okay, you guys been coming here.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I guess about a year now, right, yes, since he
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: was one. Okay, listen, I need to give you a call.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at some some information I was I was
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Divine doing at home? Is he is he eating properly
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: at home? When you say eating, what do you mean?
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I mean? Is he getting uh meals every time he's
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah, he's
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: doing pretty good. Okay, now there's there's there's no situation
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: where you guys may be a shortage of food or
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: anything like that. Are you uh short as the food? No, sir,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: my husband works real good. We don't have a problem
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know, we're looking at the records
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and look levines too. Have you looked at the comparison
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: of two year olds? The majority of two year olds
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: and in comparison to I guess I should say size
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: in comparison to divine side. You mean, like in body way,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: buddy size. Yeah, I mean he's a little tall. You know,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: he wasn't a small chat when his barney was ten pounds.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: But no, he's on the scale of right where he
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: should be. He's just a little you know, taller because
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: his daddy is tall. But he's doing so. You're you
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: don't think he's anywhere in the in the ballpark of
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: of of of obesity at two? You mean fat? I mean,
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you're I mean, I mean your son. Let me just
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: say on a Sunday, I'm relaxed and we're talking about
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you think my son is a little overweight or what
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: he's what's the problem? Well, I mean I think he's fat,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: you know, and and and the problem I'm I'm noticing
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: the records of everything. Wait wait, wait, wait, we need
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: to back up to you think he's sat I've never
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: spoken to you, Mr Kirby. Is that what she said?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: My name is Kirby. Okay, so every morning that I
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: dropped him off for a year and I give my
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: daycare money. Ms. Benita has never said anything about his
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: eating habits. So you're telling me that you think my
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: son is fat. With him, you deal with him on
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: a daily basis. I don't do what him the daily basis.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: What I'm looking at is records that are showing me
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: that he's eating way more than the rest of anybody
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: at the daycare. And not only that, he's drinking probably
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: a gallon of milk a day. The milk. Y'all only
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: get snacks two times a day, and he's there only
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: for breakfast and lunch. And how in the hell is
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: he drinking a gallon of milk? And if he is, ma'am.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: But all I know is this, No, No, I'm blown
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: away by this because you're calling me on a Sunday,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: calling my damn child fat. That's the problem. And your
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: wife has never said a damn thing. Never has she
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: said one thing to me in a year when she
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: collected my damn daycare money. She ain't said my son
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: is eating y'all at a house at home. Okay, Well,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: you know my wife is a different person and she
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: tries to be cordial with everyone. He's the one who
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: deals with me, Mr Kirby. I've never met you never
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: met you on a Sunday. The reason why I'm calling
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: you on a Sunday, ma'am, is that I know tomorrow
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna be trying to drop your son off,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I am gonna drop him off. I am. No, no, no,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the reason why I'm calling you. Now,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: here's what we mean. Learn it it was here. Either
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you can keep him at home. No, I'm not keeping
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: him at home. My husband works and I work. I'm
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: dropping my damn son off at six that he like
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I do every morning. Man listening, if we can't get him,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: if you really on the side, because obviously you ain't
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: the one that need to be talking to me, because
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: if you're not there every day, and I did with
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: your wife, I'm telling you that your son is too
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: big to be's coming every morning if that's the case.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: And if he's eating at a house at home, I'll
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: send him some extra, But what I paid my money
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: for is what you're gonna feed him for to full
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: meals and two snacks. And if he needs extra, I'll
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: put some in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: of milk a day. Are you looking here? I don't
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: care there's no way possible that he can drink a
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: gallon the milk a day. Here's here's here's the deal.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want you to have to stop bringing your
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: son now, and I'm not, and I'm not. Here's my
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: second alternative. I will put him on a diet. Okay,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'll give him an apple in a you ain't, no, damn,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you ain't. Are you from the health food program? I will.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I will give him an apple and a glass of
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: and a glass of water in the evening, and then
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: you guys can feed him when he gets wrong. You
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: must be certified in the food program, especially if you're
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: sitting the pire telling me my damn son is on
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: kids is having an apple and water, then that's what
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you better be serving him. But if that ain't the
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: case in here, I'll know he better get the full snack.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: So if that's graham crackers and apple juice, well, damn it,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: won't extra, he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: to tell you your son drink too much. Drink well, well,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: whoa you need to back the top. I know you
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: did not cussing me. I know you ready to cut
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: to me. Let me tell you you ain't got to
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: worry about it. We don't have nothing else to talking about.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: My husband, me, your wife, and everybody that works at
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: damn daycare better be there in the morning because that's
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: six dirty. We're gonna be there, and my son he's
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: coming um week and he gonna eat all week. If
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: he walked two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: If he walked two plates of food, he gonna get it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Because I tell you what, we pay them good money
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to come to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: child up there that I'm gonna have to put him
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: on some swim fast. Now, I will put your child
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: on swim fast. I was trying not to give him
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: to suspected, but I will ask gives him some slim fast,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna get a slim fast swooping. I'm gonna
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: whoop y'all that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: it to him, they're gonna get a slim fast slipping
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: all the little kids that have some slim fasts. If
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: he getting some, he better eat whatever they eat. And
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: if they eating steak, well, damn it, he better have
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: something too. If we had steak, he probably eat the
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: whole damn cow. He didn't care. I pay for it,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: but he been like getting the slim fast. I will
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: shut it down about my child. I got something else
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: you need to know about your son? What else do
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I need to know besides you think my son is overweight?
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: What the self can you tell me today? I need
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: to tell you this. I need to tell you that
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Lucresia got me to prank on call you.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: What did you just say? What did you just say?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Tell
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank phone call you.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat that to that. She. No, I don't
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: play about my nemn son at all. That's my only son.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: I don't play about him. I'm gonna be is she there?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: It's on? After this? It's all it is? Hey, I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I gotta ask you, baby, what
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: is what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: wasn't it's all I hope you can hear me. Whatever
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you atlantic. Some people got fat babies, some people got
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: scared babies. You know what you gotta tell think your
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: baby too fat? All right now, to get your hat
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: when you're talking about people your baby too fat? Even
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: if your baby answer who fat? What are you saying?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: What are you saying with that statement? Jay, I'm calling
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you little Rock Arkansas tonight, Mama's boy to get stage play.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: People are loving it all over the country. Make sure
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you get your tickets and come out and see the
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: nephew as well as Eugene because we're clown it up
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: in there. Who knows where Jannet Jackson might show up.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: That ny boy Jannet showed up dropped. No, it wasn't.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you it was. He'd like to meet you.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have Janet alright coming up next. Fellas, be
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: careful with the new iPhone ten plus the Strawberry letters
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: on deck. We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, coming up next, Today's crazy
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You do not want to miss this one
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: plus check me out on Facebook A Live today one pm.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: That's right, join me there, I'll be there. It's gonna
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: be fun. We'll talk about today's letter. This is interesting
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: today's letter. Um and yeah, and and we're gonna we're
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: gonna discuss that I have a hot topic, a trending
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: topic of the weekend, a fresh strawberry pick of the week.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: But did you hear about this? I'm sure you probably
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: heard this by now everyone has. Apple has introduced the
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: new iPhone X or or the eight, and they've also
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: introduced the ten. You know, that's the same it's the
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: same phone, the iPhone phone. It's the same phone, the
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: iPhone that calling it the iPhone eight or the apphone
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: or so, it's all the same. It's the same phone.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But there's no nine. There's no there's still no nine. Okay,
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: the iPhone X is the ten and the eight they
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: skipped the nine. And it's how much, Oh it's a
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Yeah, go back to the pay phone eventually.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Problem with what do you mean you don't have a
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: problem with the j am Apples rhymes with which apples.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Apples put out a phone that calls five thousand dollars.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: I'm saving up to get it. I've got the heavy
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Why are you Apples? Because Apple has got me? They
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: below the Apple. I work for Apple. Yeah. People were saying, Wow,
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Steve Jobs would not like this, the phone being so high,
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Basically that's just for us. Gig do you
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: want to get five twelve gigs that can be up to? Wow?
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: You are, don't matter, don't matter what I'm Apple's rhyme
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: with the weird they need to be sitting your check Now.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I love it. I gotta have it. I'm a Sam
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: song dude. I'm sorry, I'm sam Y. Y'all paying too much? Now?
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: What what does the phone do? It does a lot?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, this is crazy. Okay. It has improved
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: battery life two hours longer than the iPhone seven. It
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: has its own charging system, no plug need it, just
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: lay it down on the inductive pad. Perhaps the most
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: revolutionary feature is face i D, which replaces your fingerprint.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Now you have to use your finger which replaces your fingerprint,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: as the method of unlocking the phone. You simply hold
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: the phone up to your face to log okay, face print? Okay, yes, okay,
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Lets can I just say something? Yeah, you can either
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: put the code in or you can use the face recognition.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you put the code in. Your lady
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: can put the phone up to your face while you
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: sleeping and going your go through your text and open
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: your eyes. They open your damn eye. Yes, whatever it takes. Yeah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: you can come over here a simple modelationship, do not
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: do face recognition. Okay, I'm telling you you've been on it,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: and then you've got old players with new technology. Y'all
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: needn't leave us alone any damn with. I mean it's
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: basically all screen, like you say, except for a little
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: small notch up at the top that houses a selfie camera,
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: lens and sensors. Okay, So I mean you know what
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: got me new? The world new word, new, new Apple.
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: What it said? It's new. I'm on it. But did
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: anyone here I heard it? I don't know if you
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: guys heard it. Did anyone here? When we're talking about
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: faith print? What the nephew said? Go ahead, and nephew
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: say what the booty print? What is that? What? Take
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: your phone? Put it on your butt and that unlocks it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: What do you know? You don't what he using your phone?
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: Because if you're using your face cheek while you can't
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: use your you's been phone your Actually just some time.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: I'm don't make it, don't matter what I'm apples rhyme
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: with the wind. I'm gonna take my thousand dollars and
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: go get a vacation. Yeah all right, come on, time
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: for the letter. Let's go buckle up, hold on type.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: We got it for you, We got the strawberry. Thank you.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Subject my boyfriend's sex therapist or my boyfriend's sexy therapist.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Okay here Stephen Shirley. Yeah, I am jealous of my
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: boyfriend's therapist. She's attractive, the same age as us and
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: his type as far as looks go. He is also
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: drawn to women who are supportive. He insists on seeing
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: her every two weeks to discuss issues. He is seeing
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: her for stress management because his business is struggling and
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: he has problems with addiction. I personally do not see
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: any improvement and is drinking because he still drinks heavily
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: when he is stressed over the business. I wonder what
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: she does for him and am I jealous? Um, that
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: she might encourage or support him in ways that I can't.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I am jealous that she might encourage or support him
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: in ways that I can't. Am I wrong to feel threatened?
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I believe men and women can't be friends without strong
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: sexual urges, and therapy requires a deep intimacy. I would
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: feel different if it were a man counseling him. What
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: are your thoughts? Is this more than just therapy? Please help? Well?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: You know I'm with you if you feel a certain way,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: al right, it may not necessarily be true, but if
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: you feel this way, we of course have our intuition.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: It could be something underlying and going on here, especially
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: if he keeps seeing her and he's not improving. I mean,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: the whole point is for him to improve and you know,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: distress and and get rid of some of his issues.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: So if that's not happening, then yes, it is time
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: for a new therapist. And I would do, if I
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: were you, do my due diligence and look for someone,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: look for another therapist, because um, and and let me
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: say this as well, just because she's beautiful and attractive
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: in his type does not mean that she's not doing
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: his job I'm just going by what you said in
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: the letter. She's not doing her job. Um, it's not working.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: So maybe he's caught up because she looks a certain
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: way or whatever and he can't and he's feeling some
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: kind of way. So if I were you, I would
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: get another therapist. There thousands and thousands of therapists out there. Uh,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: And you can just explain it to him as you
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: don't think this is working and his problems are getting
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: worse instead of better, because that's exactly what it sounds like.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: Your proof is right here in this letter, and say
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I found another more reputable therapist and maybe we should
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: go take a look at him. Okay, keyword in that
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: sentence him all right, nephew, come on, you want me
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: to do it right now? Okay, I'll tell you what
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you show. You want me to do it right now
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: because I got a lot, I got a lot built up,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I got a lot because I'll understand what this brother going. Okay,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: maybe you need a therapist. So um, Okay, we don't
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: have a lot of time. We'll go to break right
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: now and come back and I'll let you have as much. Okay, okay, okay,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna okay, all right, we'll be back
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour with nephews answer to
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  Speaker 1: this letter. My Boyfriend's Sexy Therapist is the subject you're
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• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: forget today at one thirty pm, we will be discussing
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  Speaker 1: this very letter for you. Okay, I'm sure you guys
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: have your own opinions. I like, you know when you
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: hear our opinions, but I always love to hear from
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the audience. So one thirty today, please join me for
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Live After show on Facebook. Alright, alright, nephew,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: let's go. Uh. My Boyfriend's Sexy Therapist is the title
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: of the subject of this letter. A woman wrote in
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: She's jealous of her boyfriend's therapist. He has to go
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: there because he's so stressed and he needs it for
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: stress management. His business is struggling, he has problems with addiction.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: She the therapist, is attractive, She is the same age
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: as they are, and she is his type as far
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: as looks go. So the young lady his girlfriend that
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: wrote the letter is jealous and she wants to know,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: um should she be jealous? Is is more than just therapy. Um,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: she would feel differently if it were a man unsling him.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: And she thinks that men and women can't be friends
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: because of the strong sexual urges, especially you know, if
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: there's an attraction or both parties are attractive. So what
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: do you have to say now? Yo, man is doing
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: it with her every two weeks, and it is a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful thing. It is a beautiful thing. It is a
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  Speaker 1: stress reliever. What it's a stress relief. They're doing it.
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  Speaker 1: What you know what women can't see when somebody doing it.
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  Speaker 1: They're doing it people. They're doing it every two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't mind, can you send me her
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: number because I'm stressed too and I need a number
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: for some stress relief to all them asking for is
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: to send Why you didn't send us the number when
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: you wrote the letter helped a lot of people out. Yes,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: I need stress relief. I'm going through something. I do
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: radio in the morning, I do a stage play at night.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a sitcom I'm doing all Will
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Packle won't call me. I'm stressed. Bitley Evans won't call
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: me back. Tom Singleton has not called me back. I'm stressed.
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  Speaker 1: Right now. Yes, I need this. It's relief to fix
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  Speaker 1: every two weeks from a beautiful, beautiful thing. I dropped out.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. That's stress. That's stress. If
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I drop out, it's stressed. The number when you si
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: the let, when you sent the letter. Sending the number,
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  Speaker 1: you could have helped some people and some people stressed
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: over here? What city are you in? What do y'all live?
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I might fly down there? I want you know what
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: if I can actually fly down there every two weeks
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: and relieved this kind of stress, that's what I'm looking for,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: stress relief. How long did Steve give Tommy's marriage? Right
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  Speaker 1: before y'all got a problem with organized ass? This on
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: your This is what I need. I'm stressed. Sure, okay,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: can you help a brother out here? I kind of
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: agree with him because to get better and it takes time.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: And that's why he's constantly seeing her every two weeks.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: The good work takes time. You're not gonna be cured instantly.
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  Speaker 1: How long have you been seeing this lady? Get a
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: new therapist? No, no, no, no. He's putting the work
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: in and you don't see a change right away. To
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: take time, that's why he's got to see her constantly.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: He's working on his problems. First you asked him. Man,
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  Speaker 1: to go get help now because you don't see the
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: change right away. You got a problem. He's working on
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: his addiction. Come on me one, okay, he's working on it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: You have anything to add I'm just gonna go to
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Please get a new therapist for you, man,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: all right? Why the ladies don't see it? Take time?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: We have to move on. Thank you guys, before we
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: do it seriously, can you get we got a job, Tony.
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• 1:04:44
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• 1:04:47
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• 1:04:50
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• 1:04:54
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• 1:05:06
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• 1:05:26
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• 1:05:29
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• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: so happy we are together. Hey, next time, we got
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: to talk about the reunion of Death Comedy Jam on Netflix.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: We gives inside stuff and I'm just so proud that
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  Speaker 1: everybody squashed beef. We was all hugging and it was
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: nice to see a bunch of black millionaires get together
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: and reminisce and stay woke at the same time. Alright, Cheryl,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: thank you girl. Coming up next, some funny highlights from
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Martin Martin was one of the ones that was at
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: def Jam. Well, we'll be back at forty one after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. You're listening to the Steve Martin Show. You
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• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: He talked about def Jam and being Jerome on his
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  Speaker 1: hit sitcom Martin. Take a listen. This year Martin the
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: sitcom Martin, It turned twenty five this year. Man, queen,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: when did you realize that this show was a cultural phenom.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's it's still just hitting me that
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: is still on and it's doing what he's doing. It
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: just it hasn't hit me yet. I guess I'm still
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: surprised by you played characters, man, But do you miss
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: any of the characters. But a lot of the characters,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: A lot of the characters that I did, like oldest Jerome.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: I love doing those games, Jerome, the pilp. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: sin't you're wrong now, I th't you're wrong to watch
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: your Man. It was Man, it was the best I've
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: never seen anybody do what you did. You know, what
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: you were doing was so special, man, so different from
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: anybody else. You had the best guest stars, you had
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Biggie baby Face, Snoop Goal. You connected with the hip
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: hop community most definitely, most definitely, and love having him
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: on the show and hip hop Man means everything thing
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: to me. I get motivated on hip hop. Wow, oh
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: my god. Mine is one of those shows no matter
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: what time you watching at night, Yeah, it is definitely
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: thinking the show you've seen. This is my favorite. It's
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: in my top two. It is my top two favorite
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: sitcoms of all time. I did the warm up five years,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I did the warm up. I did Laura's first a minute. Yeah,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yeah, Michael was cool him. They hugged him.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Man good good. People still looks great than him, Mark Man,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: he rich down nothing like. People don't look like they're
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: worried about nothing. Martin has his own emojis. They talked
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, wow, that's cool. No. My favorite Martin
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: episode which one that dog on Dragonfly? Oh yeah, but
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: he's always getting over not paying this part man. My
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: favorite one was with Tommy Tommy with Tommy Davidson. Did
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: you miss me? It was a two part I remember
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Martin goes out Tommy. Yeah that show. Yeah, because he
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: gave me the audience and I was like, they're doing
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: the warm up, They're gonna miguil noon is pretty ricky.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, theylled what they called. Man, There were so many.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, remember Tracy has to be on the show.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: One way. He fought is it Tommy Davis episode baby
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: I won't fight on? Remember pimp episode when he was
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: a pimp and he touched like this what you want baby?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking Aboby when the baby
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: shot out of gena man, Oh my god, he caught it. Yes, man,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: that was hilarious and he and Pam used to get
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: into it. Man do th harmony? Everybody had everybody he
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: had Baggie on their scary scary j block that show.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: I think that show was before It's time. Me and
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: my husband set up and watch Martin watch Market every
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: single night. I love that show. What was the one
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: way did you go to go to the nail shop
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: to get a feat done? Miss Marnet? How about the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: New Jack City episode? Oh yeah with that dog that nothing? No?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: Mine and brother go to say teachers at the Whitney
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  Speaker 1: Houston Country Brother man spell with yeah, we could go
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: on and on. No, no, no bird, no, no, Mama,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: bad biscuits. She called the bird too. Yes you did
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: ye character Yeah, serious kick and he rolls up like
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: the whole ever working on the air condition man and characters,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: drones in the house. Look at the white ship oldest, Yes, oldest,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: I meant, I mean so so many. What was the
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: little boy's name, the little Rosco? Yeah, Rosco blow his
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: nose was the white dude name? What was the white
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: dude name? Oh? Because he was in the hotel, he
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: threw the body. Yeah, he made the marguerite. Yeah, like dragon,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: you got my money. But every time but he getting
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: whooped over. Do y'all remember the episode when the heat
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: when Martin wouldn't pay the heat went out of ye
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and they were with him, Tommy paym and
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: all of them. They thought that he was holding out
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: for a five percent increase, but it was for five Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: The white dude name was Bob Running. Tommy you know
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: you go man, Rest in peace, time, boy, Make sure
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: you watch Steve today. Check your local listings. We will
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: be right back with Carlo's reality updates. You're listening Steve
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, let's get it, let's get it,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: let's get it. It is that time. She is here
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: with the one and only reality right now. I've been working,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I've been working. I've been working nights and days. Okay,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: so let me try to get reality. Okay, let you
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: do it. Let you do it too. Don't don't feel
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: that you didn't you know that you didn't write that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: infringement up fellows. Alright, Tuesday, and let's talk about scripted shows. First,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Let's go to being Mary Jane, you know, shout out
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: to Gabrielle union Wade. I said that last week her
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: and Michael Eally the whole clue, the whole cast, they
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: are putting it down. Yes, being married, it's a very
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: very good show. Now Justin, who was Michael Eally's character,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: and Mary Jane, they on this past episode on Tuesday Night,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: they take their love to the next level. You know,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: they seemed like they were always like holding back and
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: trying to sabotage the relationship or whatever. But he made
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: a huge confession about his ex girlfriend, Simone. Now, you know,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: Justin the character, he has thirty million dollars, he's rich,
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: and so it seems as he dated this woman and
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: her name is Simone, and she had a battle with cancer,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: stage four cancer. So she left this fortune. She left
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: all of this money to Justin. And the tough part
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: of Justin holding back, it seems like with this relationship
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: with Mary Jane was that she begged his ex girlfriend,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: begged him to help her take her own life because
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: she was suffering so much with cancer, and he eventually
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: gave into her wishes. And so now he confessed this
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: to Mary Jane. So now that's what I'm saying about
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: them taking their relationship to the next level. They are
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: now closer and uh richerted well, she's a talent. She's
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: an on air talent. It's like a morning show, Good
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: Day US, a kind of like Good Morning America. And
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: he's a producer. He's a producer on the show, and
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: her best friend as a producer, And which brings me
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: to this situation. Now they are both up for at
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: the next job of being Mary Jane's boss, and now
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Mary Jane has to choose between her best friend and
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: her man. He always is in that position. But yeah,
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: the best friend is a great actress. Man. Yeah, he's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: doing a great job. Everybody's doing a fantastic job. So
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: in this situation for Mary Jane, if it was me,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep it real and keep it one hundred,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I would have to stay out there. There's no way
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: that I could pick between my best friend and my
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: man to have the job. So she's gonna have to
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: tell the big boss that says she cannot know. What
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: would you do? Decision? What do you do? You do?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: You don't have to change. I have to get out
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: of it. There's no way there's you got to pick.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to pick, I wouldn't be produced. I
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: got so to me. He's what I'm here for. Yeah,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: why am I justin? Justin is uh? He likes to work,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: that's his thing. That's my bes friend. Appreciate a couple
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: of thousand dollars. You can have it on a ballplayer.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: So let's move on. You're here j though, Carlo, you
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: gotta hear what I'm gonna get my best friend a
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: couple of thousands. Now you can move on. I just
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: want everyone to hear that you're gonna turn on a
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: couple of thousands. You didn't have a dollar man in
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: my bank account. Come on, carl and ignored the cheapest. Alright,
• 1:18:31
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• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Ray J is working with an artist and you know
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: what good that's what he's working with. Okay, so you
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: know ray J is just being ray J. So they're
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: shooting a video. He's working with this artist and they're
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: shooting a video. No, before you say, it not a
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: sex tape video. It's a music video. But it's not
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: a sake say video. It's a music video. It's a
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: ray J. You know, he's trying to make moves and
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: making Yeah he really is. Well, his wife Princess and
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: Bray you know, they've had some infertility issues. You know,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: they want to start a family. She wants to be
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: a mother and ray J, you know, his swimmers weren't swimming.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: You know, his firm count was low. But he's doing
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: good now and so last week swimmers back in. Well,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: you know, they really did get into that as to
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: how he did it, if he changed his lifestyle. What
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: they did talk about what I can remember remember he
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: stopped smoking. Yeah, he stop smoking, and that was part
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: of it. To the toxic things that he was putting
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: in his body. Yeah, yeah, so just trying to have
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: a healthier lifestyle. Ray J decided to babysit his business
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: partner's baby to show his wife Princess that he is
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: serious about wanting to be a dad. So ray J
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: is really committed to starting a family with Princess. So
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: we will see what happens with that. I mean, he
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  Speaker 1: was working on this video set and told the people
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: he had to go because Princess called her and said
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: she was ob be lating. So he left. Alright, yeah,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: say I gotta go, So there you go. And then
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Keisha Cole's ex husband Booby. Uh does he have a
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: thing for R and B singers? What's going on? Because
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: now yeah, now he's pushing up on Brook Valentine. I
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: think Keisha gonna be both of these behind you better
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: stop on that foolishness. And finally, j Anthony Brown our show.
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  Speaker 1: Surely you love this show as well? Greenly, Yes, miss
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  Speaker 1: catch me up to date, let me know what happened that? Okay,
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• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Bishop Greenleaf, j and Shirley gave Pastor Skanks and love
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: the past name. Yeah, Pastor Skanks, but he's stilling. He
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: has a gambling problem. So Bishop told him to give
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: the church to his son, Jacob. Jacob is now head
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: pastor of Bishop Skanks Church, and we will see what's
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: going on Charity green Lee, she has a Yeah, she
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: has a thing with the music producer ex husband Jay.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: He just vanished. He turned gay and had to go somewhere.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah he did, that's what I know. I know. But
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: where is he? So you turned gay and leave? What
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: has a lot of issues in the church. We gotta go. Sorry,
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: time's up twenty after. I'll catch you up next week
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: a reality updates you're listening to Steve he I has
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: taken some shots at Wendy Williams. Wendy Williams, of course,
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: made a name for herself back in the day on
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: a radio show when she was gossiping about celebrities, and
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: now when she got SIPs about celebrities and puts their
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: business on glass. Well, the paparazzi got some. They're saying, no,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: too flattering pictures. I'm just saying, the paparazzi got some
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: pictures of Wendy while she vacationed in Barbados in a bikini. Well,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: t I got those pictures. He reposted them on his
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: Instagram with the caption, Okay, now as much sugar honey
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: iced tea as this sister talks about people, myself included.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: I know what you all expect, but I'm not going
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: to do the obvious and fire her. But nope, I'm
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: gonna be respectful because regardless of her flaws, she's still
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: an independent black businesswoman that's had to fight her way
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: through life. He took the hill road he did. He
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: took the road he did. I want to see the pictures, though,
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: what the pictures that let me see what she's looking. Well,
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: you could probably go to his instagram or someone. Yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: and yeah, she was in Barbadoes yet. But the stories
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  Speaker 1: I know good whale tea didn't not type sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced tea. He didn't he typed s h asterisk ta.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying I didn't soundite, yeah as much. Let
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  Speaker 1: me see. Oh yeah, I mean you go look at it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Make your own assessment. You know, I got it. You
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: got the pictures. Also in entertainment news, Janet Jackson is back.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: We talked about her earlier in the show and how
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: earlier in the week she actually visited Tommy's play. She
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: did it for real, Junior. Yeah, Junior didn't believe it,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: but she was there. Yeah, she was actually there, Junior's man. Janet.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: Of course, we mentioned last Friday that she was in
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: Houston visiting Hurricane Harvey evacuees, and she donated part of
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: her concert proceeds for hurricane relief. But according to People magazine,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: since April, Janet has endured a bitter divorce battle. She's
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: demanded soul custody of her son. According to Janet's family,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: her husband is unfit to be a parent. I don't know.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: And I always say there's two sides to every story.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I mean, I don't know. Um.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Her older brother, Randy Jackson, told People magazine how badly
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: Janet's marriage deteriorated. Uh, this is Randy talking. He said
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: it was, quote an abusive situation, verbal abuse, being made
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: to feel like a prisoner in her own home. No
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: pregnant woman needs to be going through being called the
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: B word every day. Now this happened. Until you in
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: that situation, you just say, well, how could you have
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: five brothers and gold for that? You've never been in
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: that situation, don't So you don't know what you don't know? Yeah,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: and you don't know what happened. Um, this is horrible.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, this is bad. This is if she went
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: through that, this is this is horrible. You know, absolutely
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: verbal and physical abuse. In January, Janet gave birth to
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: a son at age fifty, which was a really truly
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: modern medical miracle. Uh. You know you know that when
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: and that old can give birth, that is wonderful. That's
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: when it gives hope to so many women yes to
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: give birth. And we saw what size Janet was. I
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: just saw Janet too, Dan. It gives I swear two
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: R four. I mean, you don't believe it. Who Junior
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: does is not the size. He doesn't believe that. You
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: actually saw Janet? Did you take a picture? I didn't
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: want to. You always freeze up when you get around
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: your female. I did it with halle Berry. I did
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: it with Janny. I can clamb up. Oh my god,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: I swallowed my tongue all this trash. All right, we'll
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: be back after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: Here's a question for you, guys. Hey cleaning, Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do too. Al Right, here's something that can motivate
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  Speaker 1: you to get those chores done. Alright. Researchers found that
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  Speaker 1: doing two hours of intense cleaning can burn about six
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  Speaker 1: hundred calories. Yeah, that is a lot. You only burn
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: about half that running of five Kally's cleaning. Yeah, what
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: does it call it? What is it? Clean? I got
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: like on your knees with some fabulo, love me some fabulous.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: It's this cleaning solution that smells really good, like you
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: can like clean clean. Okay, So, researchers use fitness trackers
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  Speaker 1: and participants to determine the intensity and calorie count of
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: each task. So to answer uh your concern, JR. Here
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  Speaker 1: we go. Here's how you can clean your way to
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  Speaker 1: being fit. Vack me for twenty minutes. I love I'm
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: telling you, I'm making a kid. You just like making
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: the las. Are your lines in the road? They all
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: over the place? Yes, just love it. Tell you man,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: mama had on an old with a bag on the outside.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, let us vacuum. We had that much much.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: My mom was so strict about how you vacuum those
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: so okay, so that burns eighty calories. Eighty calories cleaning
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: the bathroom for twenty minutes. Anybody guess how much galleries?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I know because it made me do
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: it at team. It took me late on in life.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: Get it. That's what is wrong with you? Get that? Okay? Yeah? Sure,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: you see a fat cleaning lady. Is she not doing
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: a good job? About the right or wrong? My mom
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: was a house cleaning and she cleaned house. But she's
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: been aheaded all right. You love vacuuming, How about mopping? Jay?
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: If your mop for twenty minutes, that's a hundred and
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: seven calories. I hated mopping. Well, if the warder was
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: really dirty. And then you're doing your the mop, put
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: your head this, this, this flea like that. Yeah, that
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: was way better than mechanical stuff with your hands. Cleaning
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: windows for twenty minutes. Oh yeah, we did that newspapers. Yeah,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: a hundred dusting for forty minutes equals a hundred and
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: ninety four counts, So there you go. Minutes a minute.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: That means you've gone from your house for a while. No,
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  Speaker 1: you on an episode of Hoarders, So that's pretty cool.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: I mean people who love housework, but they say, I
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: love this show. The animals, and it's hard to watch. Yeah,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: and to see them cry when they take that jump
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: at the don't touch that clock. My daddy gave me
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: that clock. It don't work. It don't work. I don't yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then a lot of them after they clean, they
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: end up they end up going back to Yeah. All right,
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• 1:29:44
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• 1:29:51
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• 1:29:54
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• 1:30:00
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• 1:30:03
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• 1:30:06
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• 1:30:15
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• 1:30:17
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• 1:30:20
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• 1:30:22
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• 1:30:26
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• 1:30:29
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• 1:30:31
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• 1:30:34
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• 1:30:36
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• 1:30:39
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• 1:30:41
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• 1:30:46
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• 1:30:49
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• 1:30:51
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• 1:30:56
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• 1:30:58
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• 1:31:02
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• 1:31:06
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• 1:31:08
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• 1:31:09
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• 1:31:16
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• 1:31:19
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• 1:31:22
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• 1:31:32
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• 1:31:40
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• 1:31:43
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• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: do three lines that we wrote. He might do three lines.
• 1:31:52
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• 1:31:56
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• 1:31:58
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• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: sees something that he liked, always gone. You stopped talking
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: to him. The other writers had learned that, especially we
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: want to go, oh my god, and they keep talking.
• 1:32:12
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  Speaker 1: Steve Steve And I'm gonna call Janet later on the
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: day guys for what see how the tour is going?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: You know, just you know, just what are you talking
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: like that? You know, just that's how you talk when
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: you know people, when you know Janet, when well Junior
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: and Temmy and well Jay too. I guess, uh, get
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: ready for Thursday night football? You just got yeah night,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: It's it's Houston at Cincinnati. Yeah, the big guy from Kansas.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: Is he with Houston? Or you know what, You're gonna
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: quit this. There's always you know, it's always a big
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: guy from kids, right you j just stinks that's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Are the big guy from me? I mean, I've cleaned
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  Speaker 1: it up a little bit of time. I do it
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: like this. How's that big white guy? Okay, So I'll
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: tell you if it's boxing. If it's boxing, what do
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: you say, Oh, the guy in the dark trumps That's
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: what I'm going. Yeah, guys, boxing, I go for the
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: darkest guy. Okay. In basketball, Oh, that tall fellow, I
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: like that tall Yeah. Pretty good. He just that tall guys.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: Pretty good Okay, Okay Tennis, Oh I love his rackets.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: He has his rackets, his own rackets. Can't think he
• 1:33:56
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• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: oh you've seen his balls, all right, so who's your
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: money on? Like, uh, you know it's not rocket science.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: So I know the Bengals let down, yeah because I
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: saw him play last week. But do you know what,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: we'll check this out. The new kid though they didn't
• 1:34:27
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• 1:34:29
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• 1:34:31
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• 1:34:35
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• 1:34:39
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• 1:34:43
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• 1:35:57
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