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Decades of Music, MTH, Horror Movie Realities, Luxury Cars and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit looking back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like theming buck things and it's not doing
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  Speaker 1: me true good. Steve to mother, stay, don't join me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do turn hur you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. You got to turn them out. Then turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on, uh huh,
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  Speaker 1: I shall well, good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now for one and only.
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah man, got one. Hey.
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  Speaker 1: You know, um, I thought I think of my life
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  Speaker 1: in terms of blessings. You know, I take mostly a
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  Speaker 1: positive approach and a positive spin to my life. I
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  Speaker 1: hardly ever dwell on you know, the what's well. I
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  Speaker 1: can't say that I don't think about the what's wrong
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  Speaker 1: in it because I have to, because I have to
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  Speaker 1: address problems as they arise. But I try not to
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  Speaker 1: let them consume me. I let the consumption part be
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  Speaker 1: about the blessings, the positive things that has occurred in
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  Speaker 1: my life, the good things that God has done for me,
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  Speaker 1: the power that He's displayed in my life, the protection
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  Speaker 1: he's given me over the years to being tucked under
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  Speaker 1: his wings. I focus on the things that he promises me.
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  Speaker 1: I think of all all the goodness that I perceived
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  Speaker 1: to come my way. I think that has a lot
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  Speaker 1: to do with me learning more and more about the
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  Speaker 1: law of attraction in terms of you know, what you
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  Speaker 1: think and what you put out into space, and what
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  Speaker 1: you pray about is what you receive. You know, and
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  Speaker 1: so I've become better and better at that. It's not
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  Speaker 1: to say that I'm I'm not human and I don't
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  Speaker 1: have moments where I think a little bit too long
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  Speaker 1: about what's going wrong and what enemy is about to
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  Speaker 1: attack and what they're going to do and saying and
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  Speaker 1: all of this his That's not to say that I'm
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  Speaker 1: not concerned about it, but I try to duel mostly
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  Speaker 1: on the positive. And one of the things that I learned,
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  Speaker 1: you can have an incredible life, all of us. We
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  Speaker 1: can have incredible lives if we just let God drive. See.
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  Speaker 1: The problem that I had years ago was I was
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  Speaker 1: the drive fiver of my life, and I was taking
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  Speaker 1: myself into directions that I thought would be best for me,
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  Speaker 1: and I aimed at things that I thought I could accomplish,
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  Speaker 1: and I set goals that I saw myself being able
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  Speaker 1: to attain. I was driving when I gave up and
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  Speaker 1: I let God drive. I then opened up my mind
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  Speaker 1: and my spirit to what God had for me, for
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  Speaker 1: what God could see for me, for what God could
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  Speaker 1: do in my life, well, for what God wanted for me.
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  Speaker 1: Now he wanted for me and he wanted of me.
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  Speaker 1: See that's the connection that you got to try to make.
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  Speaker 1: Not try, that's the connection that you got to make
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  Speaker 1: to really get it. Not Listen to me. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to do is do like me. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be afraid of the what for of the what he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to do part see, because that ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nearly as demanding and as offsetting as you think
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be. See. I thought that if I did
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  Speaker 1: God's will, that if I let God tell me what
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  Speaker 1: to do, that it would cause me to not to
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  Speaker 1: be able to do a certain some things I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to do well, which is true. But the stuff I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do was all detrimental to my well being
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  Speaker 1: and my future and my growth and development as a man.
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  Speaker 1: I was stopping my own growth as a man because See,
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  Speaker 1: I was doing what I thought I should do as
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  Speaker 1: a man. But when you give it over to God,
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  Speaker 1: to God has a much better plan for you than
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  Speaker 1: you can ever have for yourself. And God knows a
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  Speaker 1: better way, far better than the one you know. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to believe that. Man, you gotta understand that
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  Speaker 1: part of it. And that's the part that I finally
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  Speaker 1: got through my head to let God do it his
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  Speaker 1: way and to show me a better way, and to
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  Speaker 1: teach me a better way and expose to me a
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  Speaker 1: better way. And when I opened up my mind to
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  Speaker 1: what God was talking about, I began to see things
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  Speaker 1: totally differently, and things started coming to me totally differently.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been a friend of mine or a fan
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  Speaker 1: of mine over the years, I mean, you've had to
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  Speaker 1: see it, the change. You've had to see the difference.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and I acknowledge that every chance I get,
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  Speaker 1: because I promise God I would, and I hope that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not falling short in that category. But then again,
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  Speaker 1: if I told it all day long, would he done
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  Speaker 1: for me? I still wouldn't have enough time to really
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  Speaker 1: explain thoroughly what He's done for me because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a continuous growth in me. But now that's not to
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  Speaker 1: say that I'm finished or I'm done or I'm complete,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm still shocked. You can't be him. You can
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  Speaker 1: strive for perfection. I hear people saying it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I applaud you for saying you want to be perfect,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't and you can't. So you quit saying it.
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  Speaker 1: You quit saying it to me, quit saying it to
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  Speaker 1: other people. I'm seeking a life of perfection, but it's
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  Speaker 1: something and that you cannot have because he said you
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  Speaker 1: can't do it. But that's what he'd have for. He'd
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  Speaker 1: have for the moments when you stumble and you fall,
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  Speaker 1: and you gonna stumble and fall. So you got to
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  Speaker 1: get that part right. Man to stumbling falling part is coming.
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  Speaker 1: But see, you get God in your life and it
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  Speaker 1: helps you so that you don't stumble, fall, wallow, roll over,
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  Speaker 1: laid their languish. That's what God is for. So when
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  Speaker 1: you stumbling, fall, you get back up because you're going
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  Speaker 1: to make mistakes, You're going to get it wrong, You're
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  Speaker 1: going to come under attack, You're going to be lied about,
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  Speaker 1: you are going to be falsely accused. That's going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to you. The moment you make a decision to
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  Speaker 1: do better, the moment you try to be more. The
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  Speaker 1: devil got to send his attackers, man, and he controls
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  Speaker 1: certain people. He just got people as on his side
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  Speaker 1: twenty four seven. You know him too. You've all met
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  Speaker 1: one or two of me in your life. They're just
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  Speaker 1: busy with the business of nothingness. They're just busy about
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  Speaker 1: to do about the destruction of others. You said, I
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  Speaker 1: know him, you know him. They coming. But here's what
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  Speaker 1: you got to hold fast too. They can't take away
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  Speaker 1: nothing from you that God gave you. They didn't make you. See,
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  Speaker 1: people who claim to have made you, if they're so
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  Speaker 1: in to make you business, why don't they make theirselves?
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  Speaker 1: Or if they ain't with you no more, and they're
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  Speaker 1: so busy in them I made you business, why don't
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  Speaker 1: they make somebody else? Since since you want to get
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  Speaker 1: credit from making somebody make yourself, if you're responsible for
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  Speaker 1: someone else's success, then you should easily be able to
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  Speaker 1: take claim and be responsible for your own success. See,
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  Speaker 1: be careful of that, and don't and don't don't change
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  Speaker 1: your course because somebody is attacking you with that. I
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  Speaker 1: just hope man, that I'm giving it to God the
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  Speaker 1: way I said I would give it to him, that
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  Speaker 1: I would unload every chance I got that I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to without being, you know, or here he come again?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I try not to be that, but man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to be for the first
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  Speaker 1: twelve minutes of my show? What else you want me
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  Speaker 1: to say? I got four hours? I can't give God
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  Speaker 1: twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean for real, Steve, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at this right here. If you're
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  Speaker 1: give an honor to God just twelve minutes out the day, dog,
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  Speaker 1: he gave you twenty four hours of luxury in life
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  Speaker 1: and breath and hope and promise that you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: twelve minutes to give him out the day. That don't
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  Speaker 1: make no sense. What an exchange, What a wonderful life
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  Speaker 1: God has given me in exchange for so small of
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  Speaker 1: effort that I put forth. Don't let the effort you
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  Speaker 1: got to put forth to God seem so dawning that
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  Speaker 1: you don't attempt to do it, because man, it seems
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  Speaker 1: like a lot. It ain't nothing to compare to what
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  Speaker 1: He'd be given us for real. So if you want
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  Speaker 1: a real life, you want a real shot at what
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  Speaker 1: you can be, what you can have, what you can own,
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  Speaker 1: what you can become, who you really are. Go to God,
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  Speaker 1: let him fix you. Man. That's all you're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen, Without further ado, it
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  Speaker 1: is time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Did I
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  Speaker 1: say it's time yet? Yeah? Yes, even I wasn't ready.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more the show. She st Hey, good morning Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You're ready now though, baby, Yeah for show? Callin Pharrell,
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  Speaker 1: We are ready. Good morning Steve. Looking over here, that
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  Speaker 1: damn Junior morning. Everybody in the building, nephew, Timmy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't in the building. I'm right here, yeah, right here.
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  Speaker 1: Please good don't go. Please please don't go, baby, I'm
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  Speaker 1: begging you so please, please please don't go. Ah. I
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  Speaker 1: I love your soul, was hard, the hard singer. I
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  Speaker 1: love your soul to please, ye, he said the OJ's Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See what almost on the radio? Stop? I guess it
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  Speaker 1: groups trow young ass. If I say that, I know
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  Speaker 1: that's Jay's brown. If I say that he hit one,
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  Speaker 1: ain't bad? He stopped right away. Why did say you
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  Speaker 1: were bad? I just said Junior was worse than your
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  Speaker 1: whole total different problem at Timmy, I don't say that. Sure, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I was just getting Steve. Steve said, if I just
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  Speaker 1: said that, olj, he'll stop. What But Junior, you do
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  Speaker 1: thing know it? You don't know what? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I think. I think we should have a trivial game
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  Speaker 1: again like the race, and have it. I think, And Shirley,
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: she asked musical questions only of Junior and Tommy. Let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. Ain't no need to include me, No, because
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  Speaker 1: you don't want mops. Stay asked what it depends on
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  Speaker 1: the matter? Nothing. Now, I don't think you could. If
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  Speaker 1: it was the nineties, you couldn't beat Julie. But when
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: what was that? The era? Great music is gon it
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  Speaker 1: ain't here, It ain't then that damn show? Ain't the
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  Speaker 1: two thousands? What do you think the best era? What's
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: the best decade? Seventies? Sam, it was nothing greater than
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  Speaker 1: the seventies. Man eighties was ste Oh? The eighties? Now?
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  Speaker 1: The eighties was monster hits? Now seventies birth to all
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  Speaker 1: of it. Let me let me take you through the
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  Speaker 1: seventies right quick? How much time I got? Give me
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  Speaker 1: some seconds? Thirty seconds? Pepo Bryson Yes, Al Green Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Marvin Gaye yes, Luther Van Drowsy Ye, doors at da
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  Speaker 1: oh jays huh yeah, you need more? My brother? What
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  Speaker 1: say something? Say something, say something? Say so. We gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show. All right, it is time now to
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  Speaker 1: start your morning off with the nephew and run that
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  Speaker 1: break back. What you got for us? Nef All right,
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  Speaker 1: buckle loove, Here we go. This is the high school reunion.
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  Speaker 1: High school reunion. Let's go, care dog. Hello, Hello, I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach Silver your please, she's unavailable. This is
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  Speaker 1: her husband. I'm driving to help you. How My name
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  Speaker 1: is kid, I'm um. I graduated with Sylvia. We're having
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  Speaker 1: a big twenty five year class reunion this year for
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five. We should be homesol. I don't know, man,
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  Speaker 1: she actually that shopping right now? Okay, okay, cool? Well,
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  Speaker 1: um and listen as you heard about Does she know
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  Speaker 1: about the reunion or or do you know anything about that? Uh? Not?
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  Speaker 1: To my knowledge, that's the first I ever heard about
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  Speaker 1: a reunion. Okay, well there was a reunion. Man, she's
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  Speaker 1: actually I think signed up for it. I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I asked you, but I think I saw
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  Speaker 1: her name was that she was signed up to come.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this when when when exactly did
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  Speaker 1: you graduate? I graduated in eighty two, okay and eighty
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  Speaker 1: two okay, you a little bit before us. Then all right,
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  Speaker 1: we'll listen. Um let let let me let let me
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  Speaker 1: go ahead say this signe drink? Uh? Actually, in high school, man,
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  Speaker 1: Sylvia was mine, you know, my high school sweetheart, and
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  Speaker 1: we you know, we dated from ninth grade to freshman
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  Speaker 1: year in college. And I wanted to see, if, you know,
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  Speaker 1: if if it was cool with you, you know, if
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  Speaker 1: you didn't mind me scoring her to the twenty five
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  Speaker 1: year class reunion doing what? Let me say that again,
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  Speaker 1: Like I say, man, my name is Ken. I got
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  Speaker 1: that part. I'm trying to make sure I heard right
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  Speaker 1: what you said. Yeah, I said that I Sylvia and
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  Speaker 1: I were high school sweethearts. Man, I was you know,
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  Speaker 1: from ninth grade all the way to freshman year in college.
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  Speaker 1: We dated each other. Okay, yeah, yeah, I got I
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  Speaker 1: got that. But what did you ask me? I asked
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  Speaker 1: you if if it was all right for if you
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  Speaker 1: didn't mind if I escorted her to the twenty five
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  Speaker 1: year class reunion. Are you related to him? No? I
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: mean no, I'm not related to I just told y
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  Speaker 1: I was in a high school sweetheart. No, man, I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: nobody gonna be askool my wife nowhere. I put the
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  Speaker 1: ring on my finger. You said you was you was
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  Speaker 1: a high school sweetheart. Yeah, I mean we was going
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  Speaker 1: from you know, ninth grade all the ways to months
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  Speaker 1: to freshman year in college. You know, so that was
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: that was in the past. But hood, I'm sorry to
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  Speaker 1: let you know that, but that was in the past.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the president, so I don't even much think she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be interested in trying to go know where was
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  Speaker 1: you anyway? Hey man, what I'm trying to explain to
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  Speaker 1: you this is something innocent though, man, And this is
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: just me taking her to you know. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: thought she might get a kick out of us going together.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know what's wrong with you. I'd
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  Speaker 1: have told you if it's not going to one, I
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  Speaker 1: put the phone on the other one. She ain't going nowhere?
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  Speaker 1: What you do I need to break it down anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, you ain't gotta you ain't gonna talk to
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  Speaker 1: me and disrespect me like this. Man, Now, all I
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  Speaker 1: try to do, is you taid about I'm disrespecting you.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna call my I wanna tell me I'm disrespecting you?
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  Speaker 1: You asking me, can you take my wife to the
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  Speaker 1: damn class reunion? And expect me to be okay with that?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of damned food? Go to call somebody ask
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  Speaker 1: can you take the wife to a class reunion? Hey? Man,
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  Speaker 1: that was my high school sweetheart. All right, we had
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  Speaker 1: we asked something. I was off first, Okay, I was
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  Speaker 1: off first. Off, If you was the first thing, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the last, and I'm the only one. So we're gonna
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: leave it at that. How about that partner? It's whatever, man.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, Man, I try to call you and
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  Speaker 1: talk to you like a man. But you know what,
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  Speaker 1: I should have didn talk to me like that. You're
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  Speaker 1: doing a little stuff. Man, I should have called Sylvia
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  Speaker 1: in the first I should have never called. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I alogize for. Call. Let me get
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  Speaker 1: out the phone and just called Sylvia cead and do that.
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  Speaker 1: You go right on the head and call her. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna do. Because Sylvia can make a
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  Speaker 1: decision on what Sylvia want to do. I can tell
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  Speaker 1: you what thing Sylvia do, what Sylvia want to do.
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  Speaker 1: But Sylvia, it ain't interested in you. Man. This is
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: not about being interested in me. Man. This is innocent.
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  Speaker 1: This is just me and her going to the damn
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  Speaker 1: class reunion together. Man. And it ain't like we're gonna
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: go do something together. Man, on a physical level. We're
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: just going to have phone my clue. I'm trying to
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: tell you that I already told you know, okay, if
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  Speaker 1: you can't get no, I don't know what you can't get.
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't getting Sylvia. I tell you that much.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: She's not going to no reunion. You know what, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm through talking to you. I'm just gonna call Sylvia
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  Speaker 1: because that's what I should have done in the first place.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I tell you about you ain't gonna call nobody. You
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  Speaker 1: bet not down. I'm right, no, man, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 1: this right now. I'll be at that pass for union.
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  Speaker 1: I've been looking for your ken, whatever your name is.
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  Speaker 1: I'm mind out who you are. I ain't playing no
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like des aren't told you you were disrespectful in the
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: first place. I didn't told Joe don't call my wife.
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  Speaker 1: She ain't going to don't. But union sold. You best
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  Speaker 1: not call her phone. I've been mable to going on.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: You know ref they no want to walk up and
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: knit up my situation now and told you I will
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: come to this class reunion and I will your man,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: because you look like you're playing with me and acting
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: stupid or something. You ain't taking my wife to no
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: class reunion. You understand what I'm saying. Your wife don't
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: gonna want to go to the reunion with me. How
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: do you know that you ain't going nowhere with you?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I'd have told you, man, don't get me act the
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: quasy up in here. I'd have told you now. I said, first,
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come to the class when you, but I
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: will come to them just to make sure. Knock your
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: lights out. Don't be acting stupid like I can't found
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: they got all kind of saint filed or someone, but
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: I'll find you. This is innocent, man, Me and her
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: going to the reunion is innocent. If she want to
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  Speaker 1: be able to decide if she want to go with
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: me or not, I ain't nothing. It's about to your
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: sounds trife anyway, calling somebody talking about a class where
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: you and it ain't even much hurt about it. I don't.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You know what, I'm gonna get
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: our phone calls Hill. Okay, respect the plan. You understand
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you. I didn't fo this, sue, man,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: but I don't understand what you can understand about that.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Respect the ring. And man, I got one more things
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I need to say to you. Man, got to say
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: to me. Man, you ain't gotta saying to say to
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: me except to hit it clicking your heel. Right, I
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: got one more damn thing to say to you, and
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna get off the phone. I'm gonna be
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: through with it. Man, I'm gonna be about to say
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: to me. Say what what's you gotta say to me? For?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I hang up? I got this to say to you.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harbin Morning Show.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Your wife Silvia got me to prank phone call you serious, man,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: oh man, I'm over here writing and everything. Man, just man,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: this is a joke. Girl. You all right, I'm gonna
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: be all right out an hour too. That's that's okay,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that's cool, all right, all right, y'all got me, y'all
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: got me. Well, I guess this is a good time
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: to tell you the class reunion is coming up. And
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: I guess ain't no class. Huh No, here's a class
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: of union you need to get rid of because you're going. Yeah,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: I'll be making sure if there is the well that
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: stupid enough. Yeah, always are. Okay, I'm gonna be that
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: same stupid Charleston, South Carolina baby, Saturday, November to twelve
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: at the Old mar Shrine Auditorium, the nephew with the
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: microphone just as stupid, most stupid than that prank called
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: most stupid than that. Your tickets then sell red? Now,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: how all right, nephew, thank you, you're listening morning show?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny. Uh and
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: what is this? Jay? You said your movie you want
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: to do that? That sounds good. We can't do that.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna do a horror movie, yeah, you have
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: to have If you're gonna have a horror movie, all right,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: let's go. First of all, if you're black, if you're
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: a black man in a horror movie, you will be
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: the first to die. You got happen it, make it
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: to the credits. It's not gonna happen, no way, and
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: then you just die. You're gonna you're gonna die right
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: off the back for seven minutes. I got one. Yeah,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna have a horror movie, you're gonna do
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: a horror movie. The white girl got to fall, she
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: gotta fall, she gotta fall. Yeah, no way, no way. Yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the women and if she falls, whoever goes back to
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: save her dies too. Yes, but you don't tell. Okay,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna if it's gonna be a horror movie,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be a white person uh huh walking in
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: the woods because they heard something. What oh, what is
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: that that? What's that going toward that sound? Towards the sound?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: What you got to see? What was that? Jason? Somebody
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: got to open the door. While the whole audience is Holly,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: don't the team good? One? You know that one? That one?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: For some reason, why are you sitting up either watching
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: TV or you will see a little vision of a
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: little girl somewhere in your house? Just pop, No damn reason.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: You can't make a hard movie without a little just
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: showing up in the window. She's in the refrigerator, she's
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: who is the look girl? If you're gonna make a
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: horror movie, and I mean if you're gonna make a
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: horrible somebody gotta die while giving a speech. It's master
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: say all this talking you get damn you got to die.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sacking this. There's no way I'm taking it. Shoot
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: what you gotta, Timmy, what you got. If you're gonna
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: be in a horror movie, it's got to be a
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: dead person walking by. It has to be a dead
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: per They've been dead for a minute, but they walking by. Yea,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: all right. If you go have a horror movie, you
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: must have a haunted house, and the white family stay
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: in it anyway on the way we can shoot move.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: You must stay in the house after you're discovering. That is,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: keep going to bed and keeping Yeah, I ain't nobody moving.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Why would they stay in there anyway? That's the white people.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: That's what white people do. Horror movie. They stay after
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: day after they hear stuff, they see stuff, stuff moved,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: but they don't. They don't. That's true, man. They got
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to stay, and they're gonna have a horror movie. You
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: must run out of gas on a deserted roll. Well
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you have no phone signal? All yeah, that's a good one. Yeah,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Nothing in the horror movie. You
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: have a horror movie. The lights gonna go out. When
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: the lights go out, somebody got to go check. You
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: don't when the lights go out, don't nobody moves. You
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: can't get a black pusson h break box. We'll sit
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: there way till they come home. Okay, somebody got to
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: go check the breakab Why I sat? Oh my god,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the lights around must be damn check this out. There's
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: always a window that's open that keeps uh swinging back
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and forth, and you keep hearing the window shutter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, howling.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Every horror movie that is always going to be one heel.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Then we no teeth that come over and start killing.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: When you're seeing him show up with no teeth, teeth,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: it's him, yeah, him, everybody else got teeth. He got
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: no teeth. We're just talking to him. Fu no teeth.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Ain't share. Yeah, you absolutely, And I don't care where
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: you live. If it's sunny in the daytime, at night
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: thund enlightening all the time, the whole time must change.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: The weather must change. Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: This gets on my nerve. Horror movie. Every horror movie
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: they get a history of the house Why the hell
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you ain't listening to old man really killed twenty five people?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Why the hell we by fasting twenty five? Why you
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: want to be twenty five? I'm gonna look always know
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: that history all the time, all the time. On hold on, Yeah,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: there's always gonna be a white couple that make love
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the scary part. They do it
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: all the time all the time. Killer, get to watch it?
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Killer get when Yeah, and when you think the killer
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: is dead, he gonna what what do you do? Sit up?
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: He said, it's straight up, and it's always blood coming
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: out of the wall. Yeah, some damn kids on the
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: open the wall. You don't get your ass in your car, man, man,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: don't open the door. You're listening to show time Now
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: for ask the clo you ready, clo? Always all right? Cloth,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: all right? Close, here we go closee. This is from
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Malcolm and Tampa, Florida. He says, I've been in a
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: committed relationship for six years and I work out with
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my woman. When we're at the gym, we often comment
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: on other people's nice bodies. On Saturday, a new guy
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: was in our gym, and on the way home, I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: told my girl that the new guy was really cut up,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: she commented, No, he was fine as f. I was like, okay,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: so Malcolm says, I was like, hold on, now, wait
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a darned minute. Uh I. I've been with her for
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: six years and she's always told me I have a
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: great body, but she's never said I was fine as f.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Now I'm all in my feelings and I don't want
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: this guy around my girl anymore. I need your advice. Okay, okay,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on. What's his name? His name is
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: Malcolm Steve the middle Micol. Let's let's look at this.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: You said he was fine. She stopped you and said, no,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: he was fine as elf. You threw you into something
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: where now you don't you all in your feelings? Now
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you don't want him around your girl. He's the new
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: guy at the gim. He ain't around your girl. But
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: now let's be careful, Malcolm, because if you don't want
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: him around your girl, then you must be gonna ask
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: him not to come to the gim no more. Yeah. Now,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: based on the reaction that she had to his body,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: sound like I asked with him just waiting to happen
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: to me. But obviously she was comfortable saying that he
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: said they coming to other people's bodies all the time. Yeah,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and she has told him he's always had a great body,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: but he's never said it was fine, because it ain't
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: so fine as that's why you were the gym, because
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: you're trying to get the wick. Yet here transferred from
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: another gym. See, he'd been at another gym. He just
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: came in here. He knew it. Maybe you ought to
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: find out what gem he was at and go join
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: that one. Get his old trainer, all right, Bria and
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Gary says, I'm a twenty eight year old woman and
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I'm engaged to a twenty nine year old man. That
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: must think I'm stupid. A few weeks ago he returned
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: to work at a nearby factory, and he told me
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: he had to be quarantined there because of COVID nineteen.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: He went to work on a Sunday and didn't come
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: home till Thursday. During that time, he could only text
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: truth league. The cell phone service in the building is crappy,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: so I could believe that part. What I can't believe
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: is that all these men slept on pallets on the
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: floor for five nights. I don't know anyone who works
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: with him that can validate this story. If I call
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: his job, I'm sure he'd find out and be mad.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Does this sound crazy to you? Now? It's a cold story, though.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I like a good ship get away A lot of them,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: A lot of men have to go away for five
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: days and only texts. That's right, don't sound like you know, Hey,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: you know with our brothers, it's me do that all
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the time. You know, go to their job and you know,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: I mean you went down there Saturday and can't lead
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: to Thursday. I mean you know that's like that happened
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: all the time. You know, like you know how many
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: people down there at that McDonald's. Like if you go
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: down there on Thursday Sunday, you can't come back home
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: to Thursday. You're not sleeping all on the floors and everything.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You know, it's hard up on pallets pallets. Yeah, tell
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: her the truth, Steve, How that sound crazy? What company
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: range your ass to work and locks you in there? No, sister,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: you wigh past overtime over time. It's time in the half.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Once you get in the X amount of hours, you
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: in double time, you get in that you triple times.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: You gotta pay these people ain't on five man. Some
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: day they're doing Gary. What what's the industry? And Gary?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: And then oh, it ain't nothing here. Michael Jackson Neame House. Yeah,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: can steal your raid on the Jackson Hart Jay. Gary
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: got some good people in it, though. Man home a
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Big Daddy's barbecue. Yeah, shout out to Big Daddy. Big Daddy.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Other than that, though, you
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: can go back there and see Michael neam house. It's
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Michael house or he worked for Big Daddy. All right,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: we don't know that. No factory working. BRIT's crazy and
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: trust your instincts, girl. All right. This is from anonymous
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: in Columbus, Mississippi. I've been married to an amazing man
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: for four years. We live in Mississippi, but he's from Texas,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: so we drive to visit his family every summer. We
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: usually stay at his brother's house, but this year his
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: sister asked us to stay with her. I love his sister,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: but I hate her house. She has an old mutt
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: that is the love of her life. As soon as
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: you walk in her house, a strong urine and Lisa
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: smell hits you. We'll be in town for four days
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: and I can't stay at her house. My husband said,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: he's not telling her, so I'll have to tell her.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: What should I say? You can't say nothing. Just say
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: you forgot and go over there and stay at his
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: brother house because once you live in a house, you
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: don't smell it. Noster and you all got somebody's house.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Did you go over that's got a strange older, But
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: they'll be sitting up in there like it's just regular.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Come on to it. They don't even smell that. You
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: can't go ain't nobody, because once you said smell, you
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: can't do that. I was with a friend of mine.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: We went over another friend's house. He took his daughter
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and I walked into brother's house and they had a
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: little older to it. The little girl walked in and said,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: this house smell like dogs. And the dude's wife said,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: my house does not smell like a dog. And I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: was standing there next to the little girl like, yeah,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: nailed it. I was watching a little girl. It is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: a dog in there. You do know it's a dog
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: in there? Ye, So don't say anything and go stay
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: at the brother's house. Yeah, stay at a hotel. Yeah,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: got a hotel? Man, you're listening show, Come on, Steve
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Janthony Brown is here to murder another hit. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: don't want to delay. Yes, you are here. Don't be alarmed.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: I was doing something and we're doing something. It's called
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: your show, your racio. Guess what? Hi, everybody where, I
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: was just out of breath. Following following Steve the person
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: did he can't do that? Took a lot of breath.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: You know they're letting all of that. Hi, everybody's Halloween
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: because a Halloween? Did he for you? On the Steve
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Harpin Morning Show? Check it out? Who damn miss Halloween? Now?
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I got the bosom candy kids holding out their hands.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I think that big one was twinning many three room
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: for holding babies. They come from my lowver interrupting me
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: while I'm watching TV. How many don trouble will alive?
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: See baby? And many babies? Too many babies? Him? I
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: hate Halloween. Too many baby tune and babes. Too many babies,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: all age garad aby pressing, screaming, moing lying nice ride?
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Why guy trigger treating as a child thing such a
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: scary face? Hay you cann he said that? Funny The
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: bro the spot y'all. But out of love of brag
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: too and baby, damn, I hate Halloween. Toune minute, Babe, damn,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I hate Halloween too, and baby that I'm an playing
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: at my wife's Halloween carnival in the backyard. Yeah this
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: shit throwing call the grand keys, my baby too many
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: back many baby back Damn I Halloween. I'm gonna play
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: that in your backyard, speakers, my wife, man and my wife.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: You went all in for the grin went all in.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm telling it will be in my neighborhood. It probably
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: will be ten thousand kids that come over. Ten thousand, thousand,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: ten easy, ten thousand kids. That's a lot of kids,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: did she I'm addressing right up, you're listening, all right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: It is time now for comedy Roulette. Steve Jay, please
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: please quickly set this heap. Every week our comedy ability
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: is tested in the way we prove how good we are.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Put five subjects on the wheel, spending the wheel were stop.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: We got it. That's all it is. That's all it is.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Coming to Roulett. What you goin? All right? Here are
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: the five subjects. Number one fish grease. Number two. He
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: wasn't that big in high school? Now, I don't appreciate
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: that one. Okay, Number three taste like chicken. Number four.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Now that I have a little money, you know who
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I am? Yeah? And number five, I don't know how
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you could eat that? Give me that right ahead? Alright ahead,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: all right, let's go spend the wheel. Cats come onsh free.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Oh uh. Now that I have a little money, you
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: know who I am? Let me have that. Let me
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: start when I see back in the day, my nickname
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: was Fish. Didn't nobody know Fish, didn't speak the fish
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: yours too fine to speak to fish. But now that
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: fish is on TV? Hey Fish, how you doing? Fish?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: And I can't remember who you are? I was out
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: of my league. I was way out of my league.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: You was dropped dead fine to me. I beg forward,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: won'ted it. I used to ask for a day and night.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: You never gave me the time of day. But nah, naw,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: got a little money. I'm on this sleeve, Harvard Mortis,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you're texting me now. I can't have it. If I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: want it, I don't want it now. I don't want it. Yeah, time,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: come on, Joey, you know whatnot? I got a little money.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: You know who know my name? Now be collected the
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: exactly who they talking to now? But if they don't
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: even call me by my real name, that's how I
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: know they know I got money. Let's excuse me as
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: junior and Junior that ain't my good name. Everybody know now, Well,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: it's right off my alley. Nah, I got a little money. Yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you know who I am? Now? Yeah, this goes out
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: to Ikea Cleveland and mister Albert's me what Yeah, I
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: used to call me el Kate uh lay away n Nah.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: But and I I'm buy your whole damn stone. Next
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: time I walk in, I ain't coming in feel me. Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I might just bry your damn you all. Let me
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: put an initial out there with the last name, just
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: the initial and the last name. You know who you are,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: the last name white. Ah. You were so fine, Oh
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: my god, you was fine. Did not even speak to
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: me in the hall way. I walked past you. I
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: act like a slave because I ain't gonna look you. Now.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: He was that damn fine. But oh it has changed.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Nah because she's got a little money. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: got a little money. I'll tell you where everybody know
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: my name that now I'm a lot more familiar and
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: welcome when I walk in it. Though bank account used
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: to sit on six dollars. I had an overdraft. But
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: when I didn't notice though, when I go in the bank,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: now there's a whole nother room. It's got vegetables. Hit
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: it wif she's oh, when I do the Vegas missus
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: space this away? Just standing in line? Come on around
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: this way? Do you have your access card? Never mind,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I have mad You know, I used to couldn't go
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: to you that I didn't get invited to the big
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Christmas party because I just you know what I'm saying.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: But now that i'm violing and I'm I'm on the show,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm then you got a little money in doing
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the stand up. I don't want to go do your
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: fucking Christmas party now. I thought my whole damn Christmas
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: party and my chateau. All right, all right, we'll be
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: back with nephew Tommy's prying phone call right after this.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show, all right, guys, coming up at
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: it's my strawberry letter for today. Uh subject the lowdown
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and dirty deacon, I said, the lowdown and dirty deacon.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: That's right, jam though, first the nephew is here with
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: today's prying phone call. What you got for us? Now?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Sweat hole? Sar really sweat hole? What does that mean? Okay,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: there's a guy that goes to the gym, guy that
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: goes to the gym who sweats on all the equipment
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: at the gym. We're about to get him a call. Okay,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, we're gonna get you together on this hill.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: This is sweatholl. Let's go Hello. Hellokay, I treat the kill. Yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: this is KEI on. Who's this? Hey? This is terrace man.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Do you go to h You go to iron Man
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Fitness Center? Right? Is that where you work out at? Yeah?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: That's why I work out? Who? Who is this? My
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: name is Charance. I got to number from the girl
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: the girl to work at the front when you first
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: come in here. I'm actually why, Yeah, the little sick
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: gave you your number? You you they can't work out?
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: He wait? Why they give you my number? You work
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: at the gym? No, I don't work at the gym,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: but everybody here at the gym was having a conversation.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Everybody got a problem with two, so you know how
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, you have a problem
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: with me? They gave you my number. I don't what's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: going on, bro, We're trying to fix the problem. That's
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: handling that first. I don't worry about somebody to had
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: me on number. So let's just fix the problem, all right, man, Like, Man,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know who is name? My name is Terence.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't told you three times who I so I'm
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what is this is that? You know
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: you come to the gym? Uh fat? How long you've
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: been coming to the gym? Man, I've been going to
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: that gym for like five ten years? Bro, five can't here.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: That's a big camp. Okay, So anyway, the problem is this, dude,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you come to the gym. I don't know if you
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: ain't basing or what the case is, but dude, all
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: the equipment be fucking on. Man, dude, you gotta you
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: gotta watch the way man before you Yeah, dude, you're
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Man? Yo? Who gave you
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: my number? Why are you calling me for one? And? Man,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: who the hell are you to call me? Talking disrespectfully?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Like this, bro, Well, no, the problem is this. The
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: disrespect is how you coming to the gym funky? Okay,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: you got the machines all thirty we gotta keep watch
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: work out, you sweat. It's a gym, yeah, but you
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: funky before you even get there. Man, that's the problem.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: Dude talking about funky before him? Get that? Man? What
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: the hell you calling me with this book for? I'm
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: calling you? Why I get there? Okay? Dude, you come
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: to the gym everything you ain't bathe? Okay, you're leaving
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: all the crowd based every day? What are you talking about? Homie?
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I bathed? So why ain't let me ask you this? Sin?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this thing? Key? Huh? Why is
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: everybody here with your chim talking about you the guy
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: and be leaving all the equipment funks? Why are they
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: talking about you? Ain't reason everybody in your neighborhood talking
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: about your mama? That is why? Yo? What are you
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: at dude? You have right now? I'm here after Jenna.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I'm here after Jenna. I come to the gym right now.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: We can talk about this and face to faith. Dog. Okay,
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: what the hell are you sho this though? Are you
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: gonna take a bath for you come, because that's the
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: problem we've been had. Did your mama gonna take a bath? Okay, okay,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: let me tell you, let me let me tell you something. Dude.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: You're gonna keep my mama out your mouth. The problem
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: is your mama. And then you didn't want to talk
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to you know, team man know how to clean y'all.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: But so why coming down to the gym right now?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down low Love. They gonna take you to
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: get here. What are you a chapter? Call something? Don't
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: worry about it. I'll be there. Okay. Cool? Are you
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: gonna watch it before you get here? Yeah, I'm gonna
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: watch something. I'm gonna watch my foot up your when
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I get there. That's what I'm gonna watch. Okay, okay, cool,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be watching this this Tize eleven out, That's
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be getting getting watched. Laurie Laurie, Laurie.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. No, no, no, don't don't worrybout
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: I got it. No, I'm just letting them know. I'm
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: just letting no not. Somebody had to tell him. Mary
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Laurie works the front. No, I got it. Rory don't
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: even worry about it. No, she would help. I got
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: something to say. They wanted too forgiving out. You're having
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: to say that she hasn't been about giving me your number.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: But don't worry about it. I got it. She's gonna
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: gave you my damn number in the first place. That's
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: private information. Keep breaking the pivot. He probably I understand.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I understand that. But what we're trying to do is clean.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I'm what you watch or something something won't what you brother,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: But you're worry about want to c you don't want
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: to clean you You got a sixth fade to it watching?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Paul went about who watching?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Who is that? You Just bring it to me, mister
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Terence when you get here, Okay, I'm trying to do
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: it over here. Problem like you got a perm Okay,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: cool I'm the one press in three seventy five. That's
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: the one I am. Look for them happy five ain't
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: said nothing? Hold me three seventy five ain't nothing? Okay, Okay,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: cool man, I don't care. How about you press? When
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I come there, I'm gonna put your three seventy five
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: present and check man, you don't call it talking to
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: me like this. You don't call it another man's house
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: talking about he don't watch his What is wrong with you? Bro?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: So let me answer this same man. Tommy want to holts?
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: You want to talk to tom Tommy? Do you want
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: to talk to Tommy? Want to hole at you about
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the situation it was Tommy. This is nephew Tommy from
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Key, y'all, you just got planked
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: by your boy named Paul. Baby. Whoa wait, don't let's
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: tell me this was a joke. This is a baby.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: This is not your I don't me man for the
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Bro, this is not man. Y'all
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: need to stop playing like that. You ain't hit me
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: loading my twenty two. I was trying to play you know.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we're good, y'all. Man, ask cons of tickets
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: for me putting me through this dress? Y'all watch god yad.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Y'all got me on this one. Y'all got me. Do
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you work out with Paul? I'm assuming that's should that
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: should work out partment. I ain't working out with Faul
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: no more. If he gave y'all my humble Paul got
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: me to hit you, man, stay in safe. Aby. What
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: you gotta do this moment. You gotta tell me what's
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the fastest radio show in the land. Let me head
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Good no wife them procede.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Now when you do, year, I got your bro man,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: keep your head up, all right, brother, pe y'all feeling me,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: y'all feeling me. I appreciate that you ain't gonna you
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be fun. We ain't gonna head. That's right.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: That's the line. This is where I draw the line,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: like a real day back in on the bench. Hell,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: you go to the gym and you know they got
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: them to think you're supposed to wipe it down when
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you get off. You don't do that. They don't never
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: do that. All right, jeez, Thank you, nephew. Coming up
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letter. This subject the Lowdown and Dirty Deacon.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 50:38
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• 51:01
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letta subjects the Lowdown and Dirty Deacon,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm in my early thirties and I'm
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: eager to meet a nice man and settle down one day.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: But in the meantime and in between time, I was
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: keeping myself entertained in online chat rooms and online dating.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I met a man that I paired perfectly with, and
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: his profile said he was six two and athletic. His
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: picture was nice, but not really my type. We started
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: chatting offline and would stay on the phone for hours.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: That turned into sexting, and I sent him a bunch
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: of nude photos and he sent me nude pictures too.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Then he asked for an explicit video of me, and
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I made him once. It was fun and he loved it.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: That was a month ago, and since then I've been
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: asking for him to send me a video. He refuses to.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I've tried to call him on FaceTime, but he own answer.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I started thinking that I was being catfished. Recently, we
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: were on the phone and I hit the FaceTime button
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: and it rang on his end. He asked, what's that.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I told him to click the button and see. Then
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: he clicked the FaceTime button and was looking confused. He
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: realized that I saw him, and he hung up. I
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: was totally grossed out when I saw his face. He
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: is a deacon at my church and my dad's golf buddy.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I saw him pictures. Yeah, I sent him pictures and
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: he's got a video of me, so he knew who
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I was all along. This man has to be at
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: least at least seventy years old, seventy years old junior.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: And after I looked closely at his profile, he used
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: a very old picture of himself. If I expose him
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: and tell my dad, my dad will know what I
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: do in my spare time. The last time I saw
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: the old pervert was at Easter Sunday, and shortly after
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: that he found me online and fooled me into sexting
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: with him. How can this be fixed? Fixed? Should I
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: take this secret to my grave? Yeah, you're probably gonna
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: have to. I don't know how this is gonna be fixed.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, you say you were keeping yourself entertained online
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: with chat rooms and online dating. Well, this is what
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: you got. I mean, this is what you get out there.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: It is catfishing is very real. They have a whole
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: TV show about it. I'm sure you knew about that,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: but this is on you though. I mean, how quick
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: were you to take off all your clothes? You said
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: he fooled you into sexting? What did he say to
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: make you just do this? I mean, be so quick
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to do this. You don't know this man, This is
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: a complete stranger, and you sent him a video. Now
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: you're mad at him because he cat fished you, and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: you know, you figured out who he is. Finally he
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: knew who you were all along, like he said, so
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: he was cat fishing you. But you put yourself in
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: this position. I mean, no one says that you can't
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: chat or date online or anything like that, but you
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: took it way too far with all the sex thing.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just too much. You're not gonna get
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: these pictures back. You know, the deacon, you know, he's
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: gonna tell your dad if you quote unquote expose him.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: That's what you know. I'm really concerned about it, and
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: that's what you should be concerned about too. What your
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: dad is gonna think if he finds out. I just
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: hope this was a learning experience for you. Don't do
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: this anymore. This this old guy at church. Yeah, now
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: he's running because he doesn't want you to tell his dad.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: He knows he's tell your dad. He knows he's in
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: too deep as well. I say, you know, hopefully he
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: won't do anything with these pictures, and you just have
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: to chal this one up and stay out of his
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: way at church. But if it gets rough, tell your
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: dad and see what happens. Steve. Wow, First of all,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: he is not going to tell your dad that he
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: cannot do because the father is only gonna have one thing.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: What the hell was you doing online? And you knew
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: this is my daughter as soon as you saw her
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: profile picture online? Why did you engage Hill with conversation.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: I'm whipping your ass early. No, No, it's just earl
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: At this point. You don't respect it title, You lose titles.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: So I don't think there's any danger of him telling
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: your father. But I agree with surely one. This is
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: a learned you know. You say, you in your early thirties,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: you really want to meet a nice man to settle down.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: You said, but in the meantime, in between time, I
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: was keeping myself entertained out and told y'all, now, I
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: understand you're doing something in the meantime. I got it,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: but that in the meantime, man always come back to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: bite you. It ain't ever good. You will never find
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: mister Wright messing with mister Rong. I said it a
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: thousand times. That is it hard to do it that way? Ladies?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I agree, Uncle, Steve, get it. It is hard, But
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: this is what you get. His profile picture said he
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: was six two and athletic. That was a time when
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: he was. He sent the picture to you when he
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: was athletic. He's still six two, but the athletic party
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: is gone. I'm six two, but I'm also a lot
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: of the athletics I used to have. He's gone. Dammit.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Who All right, hold on to that thought, Steve. We'll
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: have part two of your response coming up at twenty
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's subject the lowdown and
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Duddy Deacon. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, Let's recap today's
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject the lowdown and Duddy Deacon. Uh
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: this late in the early thirties, been online messing around
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: because she wants to be the nice man. But she
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: was entertaining herself. Come to find out, she really got catfish. Now,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: this dude put a path profile, said he was six
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: two in the athletic uh you know, and all like that.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: So she went for it. Then she said his picture
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: was nice but not really my type. Now we come
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to find out that the dude is seventy years old,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: he's a deacon at the church, and he's he's her
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: father's golf buddy. So now we've already discovered Sherley, and
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: now that he will not be con telling her dad
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: because he can't because he gonna kick her o lass.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: That's all to it. Now listen to this girl. It used,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: but it's just no, no, no, he could he gonna
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: kick her olass. Now here is where you messed up.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: His picture was nice but not really my type. I
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: know it was because he put an old picture herself up.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: So the Lesia suit kind of threw ye off a
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: little bit. You thought he really handsome. But why he
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: got that damn Lesia suit, that collar his shirt collar
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: outside his soup jacket. Why is his shirt collar that
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: damn look, and where and where he gets them silk
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: socks with them thick lives? And why is he still
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: wearing thinking field? Why has he got on square toe shoes?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: So that's what threw you. Then y'all started chatting offline
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: for hours. That turned into sexty. You sent him a
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: bunch of new photos and he sent you some new
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: pictures too. Well, I don't know who the new pictures was,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: but it wasn't his seventy year old ass. I can
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: tell you that. So he said, either sent you some
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: old pictures of his or he just found some pictures online.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Then he asked me for an explicit video on me
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: and I made him one. It was fun and he
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: loved it. That's about a month ago. Then I've been
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: asking him to send me a video, so he old.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: So what you did was now you started. He refuses
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: to get on video with your FaceTime, but he won't answer.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I started thinking I'm being catfished. You did get catfished,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: y'all was on the phone. I hit the FaceTime buddon
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: it rang on his ass. He asked, what's that see?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Seventy year old people? Let me tell you how this conversituate.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: You know that a little toneament the little gobbling sounds.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Then he said, like that, what you think that is?
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: That's how he talks because he old see when you
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: were old and come out arrow, what you think that is?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: What that is right there? You? You you should have
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: knew he was old when y'all were sexy, because when
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: you have phone sex with real old ass person here stuff,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: you know, you meshed girl, You meshed with my gout.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: You mess around, you got the blood pressure going up
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: blue beard on me. Anyway, you told him to push
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: the button, and see he clicked the FaceTime button and
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: we're looking confused. So this is how he looked, y'all.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Look at yall, zoo camp. That's how he was looking
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: the whole hand in the camera eyes. Don't know what
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: a little stud you really are? What that is? Yeah?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: What that is right there? Right? You know? Because you
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  Speaker 1: know when you're real old you just talked with your
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  Speaker 1: bottom up? What that is right there? What do you
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  Speaker 1: think that is? Per buddy us back up, you all
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  Speaker 1: say that's what happened? Ye And then she saw his face.
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  Speaker 1: He's a deacon at the church and he's your dad.
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  Speaker 1: Golf buddy. I seen him pictures and he got a
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  Speaker 1: video on me, so he knew who I was all along.
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  Speaker 1: This man has to be at least seventy years old.
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  Speaker 1: And after the close lads pro he used a very
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  Speaker 1: old picture of himself. If I exposed him and I
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  Speaker 1: tell my dad, my dad will know what I do
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  Speaker 1: in my spare time, well he'll know that. But why
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  Speaker 1: would you tell your dad? What is that going to comelish? Daddy?
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  Speaker 1: He did this to me? What he did? What to you?
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  Speaker 1: He made me then to hear what you did? My
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  Speaker 1: dad will know I do in my spare time. Las
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  Speaker 1: time I saw the old pervert was at Eastern Sunday
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  Speaker 1: and shortly after that he found me online and fooled
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  Speaker 1: me into sexing with him. You're too old to say,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley had it right. You're too old for this. How
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  Speaker 1: can this be fixed? It can't. Should I take this
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  Speaker 1: secret to my grave? You have to? Should call him
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  Speaker 1: up and said, listen, you can text it. I know
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  Speaker 1: who you are. I saw your face. Now let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you this. If you ever show these pictures or
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  Speaker 1: video of me to anyone or any kind, You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna believe what I'm gonna do. Don't ever call me
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  Speaker 1: again and click hang up. That's it, That's all you
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  Speaker 1: got to do. You got to let him know there's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: some consequences. Seventy year old men don't like their life
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: getting ruined because they don't have much left. So you
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: can't go in in and tell his wife. He can't
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: get this buy in from the church. He can't lose
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: his only golf buddy. Too much to rules. So just
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  Speaker 1: make that statement that you know who he is, and
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: if he uses the picture, you're not gonna believe what
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do to you. All right, Steve, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: My latest book Gets Cup. You might be tuping it out.
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  Speaker 1: you might be teughing out chapter four is a good chapter.
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• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about light bulb in hilly. Hey, hey, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on that. You don't have toilet paper. You got napkins
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  Speaker 1: If pillo, If your pillar, your pillar that you sleep
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  Speaker 1: on is a rolled up towel in a sheet. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Now you talking that I got, I got? You might
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  Speaker 1: be toughing it out. If your glasses then broke in
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: so many places, you're just picking up the lens looking
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: through one eye, y'all. You close it out, you might
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  Speaker 1: be tuughing it out. If you can only put a
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  Speaker 1: dollar in sixty cents and your escalade, you tuughing it out? Man,
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  Speaker 1: Let me get one sixty on pump two please one
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: six escalade? Though you're listening, all right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: you and Junior are here to break it down. It
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: says your kid isn't doing a dang thing in school
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: when the teacher calls, Oh yeah, I've got nephews. Got
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: this phone though, when the tea called and say, hey, listen,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: I don't really want to be disrespectful, but it's best
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: if you just don't show up for the next PTA meeting.
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  Speaker 1: It's a waste of time. I thought they like for
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: the parents to be involved. Little kid ain't doing nothing.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Hey listen, let's just save us all twenty minutes. I
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: got another family. Just don't even show it for the
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: next PA meet. Are you talking about this boy? They
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: told you that dude? Wow wow, But that ain't all nah.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I got wonder if you seventeen in the third grade, Like,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: how did he get here? What? How did he get
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: You don't even fit into desk? You just want to
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: know it not true? Well, I don't know truth be told.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know what Grady is shut. But damn, it
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: ain't a double ditch. I know that much. Nah, I
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: saw some crayons in his backpack. It ain't a double ditch.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: So your kid isn't doing anything in school when it
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: teach your call? Wow, I didn't really understand the question,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: to be honest with it, just when to teach a call?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: You know, the kid ain't doing a damn thing in school.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: You mean, just make that phone call phone when you
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: get that phone calling on the other end. Quite a
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: few yourself personally, I was doing something you thought she
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: was doing. So I couldn't understand why everybody was so
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: disappointed in sixty seven that was your school? Yeah? Out
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  Speaker 1: of a hundred, Yeah, you sixty seven. I'm going damn,
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  Speaker 1: that's an f he failed you. No, I didn't. Seven
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  Speaker 1: d is the cut of seven seven in the d
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  Speaker 1: S year seventy is to cut off? How did I
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  Speaker 1: get a sixty seven? That's what we all would like
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: to know. I'm gonna be going to that's the cut off.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: How did I get a sixty seven? And I tried
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: what what classes listed? Lunch? Oh? Damn, the all them?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Anything but Jim, Jim, I'll straight a student athletic. Man,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I'll get with it, yes, you know, but like you know,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: like man, yeah, if I got a sixty seven in
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: man and it wasn't but a hundred, why are you
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: failing me because you obviously didn't understand and you missed
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Did you study it all? Did you study it? Yeah?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I study when at home right for I took your
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: time and you're supposed so to be fresh. Why would
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: your study two days before and then the information ain't fresh?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: Supposed to I knew what I study. Yeah, you supposed
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: to study up until the test. You know, homework, it's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: called homework, Shirley, I did all that. My homework was
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  Speaker 1: less than that, and you still sixty seven? Oh, like
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: that's think You ain't never got a forty two? Forty two? Man?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: How much red ink is on? Ye? And that was
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: another thing. Why are we mocking on this proper? Like? Yeah,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: what is the degrade me fault? That's all is red ink?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: That ain't really saying nothing for me? Just put a
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: blue ax on it. Junior said, that's not education and
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: it's not building up confidence in the student. It's not No,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: it's not what you should have got a tutor Steve,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: maybe a tutor would have been able to help. You mean,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, you mean get out school and go
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: back in there aschool and go back in there. Now,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: have someone come over maybe to your home and help
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you with your homework and stuff. I came home to play. Yeah,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: now somebody coming over to do what people someone can't understand. Yeah,
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: you believe in helping to teach? You out teach me
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: while I'm there? A matter of fact, what that said
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: about you teaching? Hello? Thank you failing me as a
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  Speaker 1: teacher when I go home and I don't know a
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  Speaker 1: damn thing. What was we in here doing? Yeah, so
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: you'd give your teacher a grade of sixty seven? Oh
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: you fun this health we got? We gotta go. You're
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: listening to show all right. So, even though the economy
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: is unpredictable and supply chain issues are still affecting consumers,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: luxury car sales, Steve are booming. It seems rich Americans
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: are purchasing record numbers of Tesla's, Bentley's, Ferraris, and Lamborghini's,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: among other luxury car brands. So here's the question, Steven.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: This is kind of a crazy question, but we're gonna
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: ask you anyway, if money was no object, what car
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: or truck would you purchase? What's your dream car? I
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: mean dream car. The only card is missing that I've
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: got to get. There is a nineteen fifty seven Chevy
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: bel Air convertible that has to happen now that you
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: have some time now, I got a forty Cadillac. I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: had a forty two Pontiac, but I took it to
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: the shop and the dude disappeared with it. What oh,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: that happened out in La I took a TV shop
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: trying to support this brother disappeared with the shop to
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: car everything. Never saw anyone. Wow. So what's so special
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: about the car that you want the bell Airic convertible
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Because I was born in nineteen fifty seven and it's
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite old cars. The way it looks,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: it's just a big, bad thing. I'm gonna get one,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: though I wanted to be beautiful. I'm gonna get it
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  Speaker 1: already made. I fixed up my Cadillac. I don't want
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: to fix it. I want to buy it already made.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: And I don't want no man wheels. I don't want
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: no hot rod ass car coming up in thirty three
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll play around it, would you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: rather right after this you're listening to show Junior, I'm
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: gonna be kind. I ain't gonna get mad, I ain't
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: gonna get angry. Believe, I'm gonna take my time and
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna softly save my response. But for those that
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: didn't hear it, surely was saying, y'all comparing eras of music?
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Yeah, Juniors the nineties, nineties, seventies,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: eighties and eighties, seventies and eighties. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: So it's not fair. This group was. They had a
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: lot of groups come out, this group for New Edition.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: You got you know right, Junior, Junior, New Edition was cold? Yeah, man,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: the New Addition still was cold. Bill be able to
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: vote all the Bobby Brown they was cold. Oh my god, Johnny,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: they was cold. Still towards to this that uh huh
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: and Philip Arenas there we go. I'm just gonna just
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: say that. Damn. Okay, you know that ain't fair, right,
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: that ain't fair. But boom boom, boom boom. But New
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Addition emulated, and then that's true. Look at the spool
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: this man, see are you smoking as the girl put
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: that thing out in the morning. It's for y'all. All right,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: come on and you give him another one. This one
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: of my favorite R and B saints in my ear. Two. Oh,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: you're going with single voice singers. I'm just gonna just
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna lose this nice But why cannot
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: act like Joe Laverton didn't come out John of Eddie.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: So that was damn there on fair and that's Cleveland,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Cleland and was a personal friend. I used to go
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: buy his house and my first opening act was with
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: Lavert down and Chilis. But when I love Joel Laverton,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I still listen to him. He tried to hurt me
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: with that one. He did, he did, so now I'm
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: at staying. You know what you're gonna say, is daddy
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: who made Gerald d get it? Who Gerald copied his voice?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: That damn okay, because you get so aggressive, still making hits.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: All right, we're getting out, We're getting out, coming up
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day at our lands breaking down.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the clothing off, but I want you
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: to do two three more and you know we'll be
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: back in forty nine minutes after right after this you're
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Steve, here we are last
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: break of the day. Looks like you have some more
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: in you. But you have to calm down now. We're
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: doing music. Trying to hurt me with Gerald though from
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: the trib in the seventies and didn't wind it all right,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: broke him back down? He did. He rolls up strong,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: but slapped him back down. Ahead. These dudes here, man,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: these dudes had had hits. Okay, okay, I'm gonna tell
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: you right now. This dude named Aaron. He had a
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: group called they did, Yes, they did group men who
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: jown they got him? Yeah, yeah, there was some bad
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: boys right there. Oh yeah, okay, piece of my love.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Come on with it, big dog. What you got this easy? Right?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: You know? Just let me know when y'all want them.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: That's a three that's a that's a three person group.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: So you need a three person group. A three person group.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: That's because he said three members in the group, my guy, Yeah,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: just a group. Gotta be a group. Can't three people
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: three people get your ass stung with the supremes. But
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna go with the guy.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: Here we go I'm ready with that ready group, small
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: group nice the I s a why brothers, I can't
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: with you all right? As the brothers fight, fight the
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: power you like? Yeah, come on before clothing remarks, try
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: to get a single sing I got one. Oh, I
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: got hurt you. I'm gonna hurt this boy pretty much
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: is responsible for the nineties. No, I know who you're
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: gonna say already. No, he means a lot to me too.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the initial right here on my plate. Okay,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: baby face, Okay, nah, not only He wrote out standing
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: dagger Steve you go. You gotta pick your big lip
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: up now. By don't know who you play it with.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: You don't even know I got options. I ain't even
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: gonna tag you with the heavy hitters. You wonta go
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: with baby fast face? Something that you told me stayed
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: in my hey, Oh my lord, and I'm so into you.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Junior, come back what Tommy Junior is
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: still in there with baby boy. I just I just
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: said the doctor j votes. I love baby face cold.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: He wrote a lot of hits, singing Peopo Bryson. Come on, now,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: you right, try one more, Junior, Please try, just try
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: j all right, come on, is this a single artist?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Which you want to be single artists? Whatever you want
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: to do, Joe, Okay, see this right here? All right?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I love this brother voice because he sang hard too.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Come on, okay, hard sing tyrese. I'm not gonna lie
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: you fat Tim Verry White. Huh who might we picking
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: dog skinned people? Something wrong with me? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: could be last one because that was my next pick though,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: go ahead, okay, okay, describe this one. Okay, he's here.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: This brother came out around two thousand. Uh first R
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: and B sing I saw with jeans on and timberly. Yeah, okay,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: tank time. Okay, come on, Joh, I'm just I can't
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: say I don't know what happened, but and when he
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: stoughted right there, you know you can just go straight
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: to the grass. Since we're talking, A hard singer came over,
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Game over, you get your I get teddy thing? Thing
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: was teddy song, Steve, Go ahead, turn them off. Light
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: of cant a man sexy moved, Steve, tell him the
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: around's voice. I like it. Get out and vote, don't
• 1:21:38
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• 1:21:50
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• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: watch mine, You and y'all we get you got the vote,
• 1:22:10
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