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Steve is Back from Hosting Miss Universe - 11.28.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: all song looking back to back down, giving him just
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  Speaker 1: like the milking buck bus things. And it's tough, y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to stay listening to me to
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  Speaker 1: each other for Steve Hadley, why don't you join yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by join me in doing me? Honey, sat turn Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to do wrong you You gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn out, turn to you love. You got to turn
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  Speaker 1: out to turn want to go comy, come on your thing? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I shall win a good morning everybody, y'all listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now, one and only.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harley got a radio show. I said yesterday I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to do something with it. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know that the trying part is over. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: doing something with it. And h yesterday I spoke to
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  Speaker 1: you about finding your mission, your purpose and you know
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  Speaker 1: what it's all for? What's it about? And how to
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  Speaker 1: get at it? I so spoke to you about that
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  Speaker 1: yesterday now, and I told you that the only way
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  Speaker 1: to find your real purpose, your real mission in life,
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  Speaker 1: you're real what for the thing that you got to
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  Speaker 1: go get after is you got to connect with God.
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  Speaker 1: You have to connect with him because as your creator,
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  Speaker 1: no one knows better what you were made for than
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  Speaker 1: your maker. I mean not just I mean it just
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  Speaker 1: make a lot of common sense, don't it. I mean, really,
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  Speaker 1: you know, people kill me with with with the lack
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  Speaker 1: of belief. I mean, you know, like all of this
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  Speaker 1: that we have today spun out from a cosmic ball
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  Speaker 1: of dust in the galaxy that cooled off and and
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  Speaker 1: formed all these lakes and rivers and clouds and mountains
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  Speaker 1: and valleys and birds and animals and people from a
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  Speaker 1: cosmic speck of dust, And that they act like there's
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  Speaker 1: no connection to a higher calling or a higher reasoning,
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  Speaker 1: that that's just you know, and and they try to
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  Speaker 1: create for those that do believe this hocus pocus ritual,
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  Speaker 1: this magical. What is that? There's no scientific I don't
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  Speaker 1: august science. I think that science is very real. I
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  Speaker 1: think that science is very applicable. I think that science
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  Speaker 1: helps us learn so many things. But science ain't everything.
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  Speaker 1: Now you you you might as well under that's there's
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  Speaker 1: some unexplainable that science can't wrap their mind around. So
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  Speaker 1: here they go with something else. And then you got
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  Speaker 1: the naysayers who used that, the nonbelievers who use that
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  Speaker 1: as the proof that there is no how calling or
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  Speaker 1: how being. And I listen to me, I I don't
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  Speaker 1: really want to explain in all that a way. If
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  Speaker 1: that's how you feel, then going and get the feeling
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  Speaker 1: how you're feeling with it. But let me explain something
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  Speaker 1: to you. I just don't see how. I don't see how. Man.
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  Speaker 1: What is this conscious that eats away at you from
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  Speaker 1: time to time? Where does the moral barometer come from
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  Speaker 1: that exists in your life? What makes you know the
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  Speaker 1: difference between right and wrong? What did that come from?
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  Speaker 1: That cosmic spector dust that spun out of control and
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  Speaker 1: cool this fiery hot ball down, and then these lakes
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  Speaker 1: and rivers and all the clouds and mountains got corel
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  Speaker 1: What where did your conscience come from? What is your
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  Speaker 1: need to cry out from? What does the word Lord
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  Speaker 1: help me come from? Why when you get in a
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  Speaker 1: dog place and you whisper Jesus, where did that come from? H?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? What is that? If you're driving on
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  Speaker 1: the road and your car caram's off a cliff? The
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  Speaker 1: words that come out your mouth, where where them come from? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Lord help me? You know whether where do these promises
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  Speaker 1: come from? That we make these deals we cut, that
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  Speaker 1: we make with a higher power. Why why when you're
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  Speaker 1: at your lowest moment? Man, you you turned somewhere. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: not for that. I've I've explained my side of it.
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  Speaker 1: And a matter of fact, God is really almost unexplainable
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  Speaker 1: to me. So really for me to sit here and
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  Speaker 1: try to explain, I'm really not that good of a guy,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I'm not that person. So
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  Speaker 1: let me try to give you something real here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So this we didn't just had that moment. I had
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  Speaker 1: to get that off my chest. I want, I want,
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  Speaker 1: I wanta share something with you about when you strike
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  Speaker 1: out to find your mission, or how about when you
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  Speaker 1: strike out on your mission once you discover what your
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  Speaker 1: purpose is are Let's let's simplify what happens when you
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  Speaker 1: set a goal and you're ready to strike out on
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  Speaker 1: that goal. What happens when you set and ambition in
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  Speaker 1: front of you, or put something in your sights that
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  Speaker 1: you want to attain that you want to become successful at.
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  Speaker 1: What's the mind set that you have to develop? There
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  Speaker 1: are three things you must first ask. You must then believe,
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  Speaker 1: and you must then receive. Now the received part, all
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  Speaker 1: these parts has gotta thing to it. You just gotta
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  Speaker 1: ask for it. You know you've heard the scripture before,
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  Speaker 1: you have not because you asked? Not why don't you ask?
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  Speaker 1: But then after you ask, here is the kick? You
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  Speaker 1: got to believe that it can happen for you. Stop
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  Speaker 1: looking at the success of other people and not thinking
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  Speaker 1: that that same success can happen for you. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying that specific way. I'm just saying a success
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  Speaker 1: can happen for you, just like it can happen for
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  Speaker 1: somebody else. Why do you think it keeps happening to
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  Speaker 1: other people over and over because they ask and they believe.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's the cold part. Receive it? Oh oh, what
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  Speaker 1: you mean? Receive it? I asked for it. I believe
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  Speaker 1: in it. Why would I not want to receive it?
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  Speaker 1: Act like it, Act like it's already there, behavior as
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  Speaker 1: though you have it in your hands, Smile about it.
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  Speaker 1: Realize that man, it's just days away, and how many
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  Speaker 1: other days that is. If it's days away, it's just
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  Speaker 1: days away. We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: next week, in thirty days We don't know if it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna take a few years. But you got to receive
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  Speaker 1: it though. You gotta ask, You got to believe, and
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  Speaker 1: you got to receive it. You gotta act as though
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  Speaker 1: as that not as another part not to this about.
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  Speaker 1: You know, don't please The faith without works is dead.
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  Speaker 1: Don't think you're gonna just ask for something believing and
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  Speaker 1: then go sit down and start watching TV. Come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: let's get real. Let's not leave out the other jewel.
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  Speaker 1: You got to work. But now hear what I want
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  Speaker 1: you to know about when you strike out on that mission,
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  Speaker 1: That the journey that you strike out on to accomplish
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  Speaker 1: a goal or to set out on the mission. If
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  Speaker 1: you could understand this and to help you so much,
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  Speaker 1: the journey is a process. It's not an arrival date.
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  Speaker 1: It's a process. All you're looking to do, folks, is
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  Speaker 1: start the process. Get it started. Don't worry about the
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  Speaker 1: arrival date. Act like it's there and the arrival date
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  Speaker 1: is coming. But here is the beauty of the journey
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  Speaker 1: being a process. But all along the way of your
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  Speaker 1: journey you will find success the whole time you're in
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  Speaker 1: the pro says of finding your mission fulfilling your mission,
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  Speaker 1: uncovering your dreams, reaching your goals. The beauty of it
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  Speaker 1: is all along the way. You're going to find success
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  Speaker 1: on so many levels, and people fail to look at
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  Speaker 1: that part. They keep thinking of themselves. Man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: there yet. I ain't you know. It's like when you
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  Speaker 1: take a little kid on a long car tripping in
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  Speaker 1: the back seat. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: If you just look out the window, see where we've gone. Ben,
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  Speaker 1: look out the window, Look at the mountains, Look at
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  Speaker 1: these trees, look at the views we got. No, we
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  Speaker 1: ain't there yet. But Lord, ha mercy, look at what
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  Speaker 1: he's showing us along the way. Smell the roses, have
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  Speaker 1: yourself a cup of coffee, chill every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: and see what he's doing for you. Because the journey
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  Speaker 1: is a process. But man, know that in the process
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  Speaker 1: of arriving at your designated gold dream, ambition, or mission.
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  Speaker 1: Understand this, there are things that are going to happen
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  Speaker 1: to you along the way. Man, that will be so
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  Speaker 1: gratifying and fulfilling. Where the journey is joyful, there is
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  Speaker 1: joy in the journey. You don't have to be there
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  Speaker 1: to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
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  Speaker 1: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival data.
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  Speaker 1: Your dreams ain't came true yet. Look up. You might discover, man,
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  Speaker 1: that you're living better. You might discover that you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a million yet, but you'd have made a quarter
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  Speaker 1: of a million. What you're tripping for because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got the million yet. Remember when you didn't have nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Be grateful for the two hundred and fifty thousand dollar mark,
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  Speaker 1: the hundred thousand dollar mall, the three hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 1: two thousand dollar mar Don't you understand man? You may
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  Speaker 1: not be where you wanna be, But man, can't you
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  Speaker 1: thank God that you ain't where you was? How about
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  Speaker 1: that one you're listening to? Two three? Let's take you back.
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  Speaker 1: When you think of love, gotta get it on your mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, when you think of love, you gotta get
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  Speaker 1: it on your mind. And you Yeah, I just had
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  Speaker 1: to take that back. Ladies and gentlemen, boards and girls
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  Speaker 1: have International Player on the microphone. You don't understand in
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  Speaker 1: a national in a continental hotel, Global worldwide, Global Player.
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  Speaker 1: I just gonna just up it in a stellar I
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  Speaker 1: am www dot crazy player boy Boy board Planetory, Milky
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  Speaker 1: Way resigned wave let come home Man, Constellation player, Universe,
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  Speaker 1: multi lingual gradit far back down to Earth. Now, baby,
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  Speaker 1: how's everybody doing to day? Welcome back, baby boy, Welcome back.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a it's been a ride, folks. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'd like to thank God for my life. Life He's
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  Speaker 1: given me. I never ever imagined this nowhere in my existence,
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  Speaker 1: that I ever think God would give it to me
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  Speaker 1: this way. I shall appreciate him, to give him the
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  Speaker 1: glory I got reason to me. Girl, Who who am I?
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  Speaker 1: I just hope my mom and daddy watching all this.
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  Speaker 1: Man been the weekend Man, that's universe. Yeah. And let
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  Speaker 1: me say this, but I have nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: the judging at all. I don't I don't vote host.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's not a comedy show, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: you got to be pretty much straight laced. Allowed my
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  Speaker 1: personality to get in it from time to time. But man,
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  Speaker 1: I was so thinking Mischiemaker would have one that was
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  Speaker 1: so on it. Girl. Man, that girl right there, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna ta give you some insight. All of the
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  Speaker 1: girls loved her, all of the girls. It was a
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  Speaker 1: great moment after it was over with that. When she
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  Speaker 1: took second runner up, all of the girls surrounded her
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  Speaker 1: and was hugging her and telling her, Wow, we thought
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  Speaker 1: you should have won. I actually walked up to a
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  Speaker 1: crowd of the girls and pointed at her. I said, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna win, and all of them
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  Speaker 1: girls said thank you, Steve. That girl missed Jamaico. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think she thought it too, Steve, because the look
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  Speaker 1: on her face, Bab was priceless. She was like you
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  Speaker 1: at the daytime, me coming up at thirty two after
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  Speaker 1: the hour. Something funny Junior is back as well. He's
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  Speaker 1: got his truth be told? And who's your most expensive
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  Speaker 1: Christmas gift for? We'll talk about that when we come back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go with something funny Junior. You're yes, um,
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  Speaker 1: let me just say, let me just be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: Can I say thank you, thank you for taking me
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  Speaker 1: on the journey as well? Boy, let me tell yours
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  Speaker 1: be told. I'm I hope we never lose miss Universe.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you right now my vacations is just
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  Speaker 1: based on the countries I see. I promised you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to Jamaica. It ain't no doubt in my mind. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: wait out this straight. This's got to be boyd these
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  Speaker 1: what I told Miss Jamaica, she w I tried to
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  Speaker 1: make a crown and everything. Y'all asked one in my book.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what they say. I was, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: taking flowers out the hotel. Give you. I know another
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  Speaker 1: country I've got I've got to go to. Now I
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  Speaker 1: can't go. I'm going to Columbia. Now he can't go.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't report you talking about South Carolina. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm no, I'm talking about Columbia. Man. Went and I
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  Speaker 1: was the shortest thing standing next to all of them.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't peel over none of them. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it was. It was the most fabulous thing that you
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  Speaker 1: could ever see. And look, I'm but I whistled and
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  Speaker 1: screamed for miss Philippines. I'm going back. You were just
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  Speaker 1: there going back calling. You ain't see her like I
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  Speaker 1: saw her. You were tall in the Philippines. The girls
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  Speaker 1: were fine. It was they did speak you. We did
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  Speaker 1: the best we could. But but but I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now, two thombes up is universe. You put two
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  Speaker 1: thombs up to anybody. They know exactly what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't matter. Hey, you trying to speak the language
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  Speaker 1: I tried. I tried French. I try try speak in Japanese.
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  Speaker 1: I tried all of that. None of that work, but
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  Speaker 1: two thumbs up there. Still what I'm saying, you cannot
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  Speaker 1: retire from this gig at all. We should see you
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  Speaker 1: at eighty roll it out there. You had that much fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's beautiful. And the ladies were nice. Oh they were
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  Speaker 1: They were nice. They were fun and jovial. They make
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  Speaker 1: you feel like you're handsome. They almost made me believe it. Yeah, man, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking today's stomach. So that really was the tallest one.
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  Speaker 1: She was six one with no heels. I was looking
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  Speaker 1: up to her and I even said it, I'm six
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  Speaker 1: to Yeah, you know she had to be. She was
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  Speaker 1: six four wow, six five wow. That's tall. That's ta Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what were you gonna say? I wasn't gonna say anything.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like, well, Harvey Weinstein has you know, fixed off
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  Speaker 1: making comments. Yeah, yeah, okay, not just him congressman in
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  Speaker 1: d C. Yeah, there was something funny and rehearsal. What
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  Speaker 1: did the girl said, Mr Harvey? Oh, my god, it's
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  Speaker 1: such a pleasure. Why look you? Why are you looking
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  Speaker 1: meet this week? I said, I'm not looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: No candidates, you got to roll Harvey, Harvey, ste Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: And then I walk immediately away from her. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: can't and yeah, true be told. I'm going on so
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  Speaker 1: now into Christmas because we are in the Christmas season.
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  Speaker 1: Guys here it's here, they're not ready. What do you say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like Christmas? What do you mean you don't
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  Speaker 1: like Christmas birthday? I'm not having nothing wrung with his birthday.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that a lot of people don't like Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: And what don't you like? I speak to those people.
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  Speaker 1: It's a side people like man, it's a side piece,
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  Speaker 1: night man, gruff here that here on? What are you getting?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see what you're getting? You know, I'm a blade. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can see you two Okay, you can't get out,
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  Speaker 1: but want one hour? You can't get away by one hour.
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  Speaker 1: You hear that a lot. But you're not even married.
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  Speaker 1: So how are they considered side pieces? You? So your
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  Speaker 1: side pieces have side pieces? I don't want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about that, but okay, let's talk to the person on
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  Speaker 1: this show who has the most sense most of the time.
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  Speaker 1: I won't say, oh, but most NOx not you. You
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  Speaker 1: don't have shoes. Yeah, keep talking about so Stevie, you
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  Speaker 1: for the holidays? Did you put your tree up yet?
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  Speaker 1: And all of that? Now I see this the first
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  Speaker 1: year in l A. Yeah, so I'm having a couple
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  Speaker 1: of all. You know, let's just say complications right now.
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  Speaker 1: So your tradition, tell everybody what your tradition is, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You mean with my sons or just the tree? Well? Everything? Yeah, Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal. The tree is from my childhood. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we had a faux foot tree and every year and
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  Speaker 1: it was aluminum, and you put the little sticks in
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  Speaker 1: the in the hole. Every year, you know, the little
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  Speaker 1: the little aluminum look a little bit different. It wasn't
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  Speaker 1: quite the same as the first year. You know, some
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  Speaker 1: of the four fall off the branches a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: but that was our treat. Some of the bulbs get broken,
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  Speaker 1: so every year was a little less bulbs. And then
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  Speaker 1: the wheel that turned around on the aluminum tree and
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  Speaker 1: change it colors. Yeah, a couple of them broke. So
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  Speaker 1: I tree went blue clear clear red clear blue clean,
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  Speaker 1: so you know, and then man, we will go to
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  Speaker 1: the mall. And I would see these incredible trees at
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  Speaker 1: the mall, and my mom used to call me all time.
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  Speaker 1: But come on. So when I became, you know, a
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  Speaker 1: little bit more blessed, I decided I wasn't going back
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  Speaker 1: down to no more malls to look at the tree.
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  Speaker 1: I want the mall tree at my house. My wife
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  Speaker 1: has one thing to get me. Wait, Steve, hang on,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta we gotta take a break right here, we're
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  Speaker 1: coming back. I want you to finish this story. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Show all right, coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, miss, and it's gonna be here
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  Speaker 1: with today's national headlines. Of course, Uh nephew, Tommy's undecked
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  Speaker 1: for his run that prank back. But see if you
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  Speaker 1: were telling us about your your Christmas tree. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: my love of Christmas was really worn over at the
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  Speaker 1: mall because of the size of the tree. So now
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  Speaker 1: that I've become a little bit more capable, my wife
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  Speaker 1: has one instruction for me. I want the tree that
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  Speaker 1: go in the mall in my house. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: down to normal malls to look at the tree. I
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  Speaker 1: want some my tree to come with it. And that's
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  Speaker 1: the deal. And uh, you know, we get to look
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  Speaker 1: at it for like two years before as it grows.
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  Speaker 1: And then and then they go and they pick out
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  Speaker 1: the tree, and they send us a picture of the
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  Speaker 1: tree before they cut it down, and then we say, yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: that's the one, the rich people tree that's in the
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: same for though, pick it out a year before. Oh
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: my god, yeah. Yeah. They can't go to the nursery.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Like everybody right down there in front of h B.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: They got some tree you can buy the one. I
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: gotta have problem. Ain't dying now when you get your
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: trunk a year before it as it's growing. Then they
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  Speaker 1: sent me a picture from the nursery of the trees
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and then they stand next to him and put it,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: you know, measuring stick up that tell me how tall
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: it is, how wide it is, and then we picked
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: from that. It's like a kid, what what wrong? I
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: don't I don't never had. You're raising a tree for
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: two years. I don't know how much damn creak car. No,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: it's a tree. It's not. It ain't a cow. You
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: ain't a lot of calls you know's walking in it.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: You feed the tree. It's called every month ain't that hot.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: We're going to get into the break trees. Ain't that hot?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: You know what for? Gonna stop on this old you
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: don't ask me about Chris back. It is refrigerator delivery.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Refrigerator deliver and then we'll do three delivery next week. Hello. Hello,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your Mr. Please. This is Jackson.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: I'm the driver, man, I'm actually the delivery guy that's
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: bringing you refrigerator over the day. Okay, what's going on? Okay, listen,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I know we had a window that was from eight
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to twelve. This morning's just loving thirty now. So we're
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: running a little bit behind schedule. Man. We have some
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: problems at the yard getting everything loaded up. Man, come on, man,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: you're killing me. I can't y'all y'all running behind. Were
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a little bit behind schedule. Man, we're gonna have we
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: we'll beat up somewhere between twelve and four. Come on, man,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you know to do better than that. Now. I understand, sir,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I understand that. Actually it's it's actually I got man,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I got all my food in here and and uh
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: coolers and stuff. Man, I got it where I mean? So,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's what what's what's going on? You ain't
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: got to refrigerator. I'm trying to figure out. No. No,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: we loaded up. You know, we just had some problems.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I think one of the foklifts went out, and you know,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it kind of pushed us back, so that four wonder
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: we have from eight to twelve, Man, just got ruined,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: and now we're pushing things from our twelve to four.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: So between twelve and four, man, we would definitely be there.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Have I spoke to yesterday? Actually the warehouse supervisor he's
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: actually out to day. He's not here, so he's not Yeah, Man, Yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: I work every one cause you said y'are not gonna
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: be here until in between twelve and four. I'm gonna
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: be work here. We want to Clark, I understand that, Man.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I greatly apologize. Man, this rarely happens, and it just
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: so happened this morning and Forkliph was down and we
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: had a lot of stuff to load up. You know,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: we got I got ten refrigerators on this truck, man,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: and one of them is definitely yours, sir. So I'm
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: definitely gonna be getting to tell you as soon as
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: I can. So, Man, I'm pushing it imposed to be
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: at work, and you know I scheduled everything, yes, around this,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: because I'm supposed to know, I gotta have I got
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: all my food and stuff and in in in the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: kitchen and whatever the refrigerator went out? Did the refrigerator
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: went out? Is that what happened? Yea, very so did.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I mean I hadn't had it for quite some times,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: which you know, so it's just amount of time for
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: we'll go out. So I started to even get a newes.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You know. That's why. Well, now I can scared you.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I'll scared you next week sometime if you want me to.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't act can afford that we're gonna
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: pave this food. Ause I got to hear all over
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: the floor to me. Let me get the hustler. Man,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: see if I can move as quick as I can.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: But twelve the four is the window. Man. Like I said,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I apologize, but we'll be that man. We're gonna we're gonna,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be that what you're refrigerated day. Okay, okay,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: So so when you when you on your way, how
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: about I want you to call me and let me
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: know that you on your way, so I know what's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: going on we don't know. We don't know him to
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: call when we're on our way. We just come on
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: in and get some things. Shut up. What do you
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: mean you don't call? You just called me just now. Yeah,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: like I said, the problem is on us, man. I'll
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: give you a call when we around. Okay, okay, I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: appreciate that. Now you said you said between twelventh four. Now, yes, sir,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: twelve and four. We definitely be there. We got your
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: on the truck man. Okay, I don't want I don't
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: want more, miss man. No, no, we got you, We
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: got you. We'll see you a minute. Man, take care. Hello, Mr,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: this is Jackson again, the delivery guy man with refrigerator. Listen,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Mr bad Man, we run into a few more problems here. Man.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: It looks like we're probably not gonna get that refrigerator
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: out till tomorrow. Sometimes you you said, what we run
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: into a few more problems, man. It looks like we're
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: probably not gonna get that refrigerator to the marrow in
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: a few more problems. A few more problems like what
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: we got some problems with some uh, some more delivers
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: we got just with all the delivers we got, it
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: just don't see, we're gonna make it on your side
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: of town to be to get this thing take. You're
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: not gonna make it on my side of town. What
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: is that you decide you want to take my money
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: when I paid for when I paid for it, But
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me you don't and you ain't gonna
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: make it on my side of town. Well, well, we
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: can definitely get out there to morrow, man, we definitely
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: can get out of the man. I can't hand out
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: this way here to morrow. I got chicken and beef
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: and uh and briskuited all over here in my smoke,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: and you go to him. You can't make it in
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: here to the mart that you you ain't got no
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: answers for me on that understand No, No, I don't.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I don't think you understand. So because I got sit
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: I got food and ice and sitting in here, and coolers,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: all of them a floor of my kitchen, you don't
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: tell me that I did just you can't make it
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: in here to the marrow with with with refrigerator. Hell,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: because because you you you you you yelling on the
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: back ram yesterday the word that was I know you smoke.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: I told him yesterday. I had to have my work
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: at one o'clock. I told him that I send that
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: you gotta refrigerated your own time because I gotta grass work. Well,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to you no more, like I said,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: certainly not working today. He's not not into that charge. Well,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: actually the lady name one that's actually in charge and
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: when lanry Lee's. But I don't even know if I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: saw mom. But but you you what do y'all doing
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: over there? Now? We're gonna have it there and I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: don't took out my job, but y'all have had to
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: refigerate here. I'm here there at home and now you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: called me back, and all I can tell you is
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: we're gonna be there tomorrow. Okay, I'm not gonna go
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: back and forth. You know, you know what you figerator? Sorry,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: y'all you took the refrigerator, so you stick there infigerator.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to know more. I'm going around put
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: this food in my neighbor refrigerator and I'm gonna go
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: give me another from somewhere else because you playing around
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: ain't got time for your men, sir. I don't know
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: if I don't know if that's real funnible. You mean
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: you know that when you got time, you're gonna take
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: my money and you're gonna tell me that I can't
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: have my money back you you can get my frigil
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: the time, sir. Listen, there's one more thing I need
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: to talk to you. Okay, But I have one more
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: thing I need to tell you. Okay, are you listening?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: This will probably help everything. This is nephew Tommy from
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: the Steve Horby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: your wife. Do you know what I'm gonna fix up?
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. That is too Teaspoons
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: are stupid right there for you always all right? Coming
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Miss Anne is
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: here with our national news. You're listening to the Steve
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Uh. Some students at the University of
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Kentucky guys try to steal an exam for their statistics class. Okay. Uh.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: They tried to steal it from the instructor's office. They
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: wanted to drop down into the office from the ceiling.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: You know, allah, tom cruise mission if mission impossible? Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: uh uh uh. They literally climbed through the building air ducks,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: uh to the ceiling above the office and dropped down
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: into the room. But unfortunately for the students, that professor
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: was working late that night. He was in there and
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: he had stepped out to to, you know, just get
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: a snack midnight snack. When he returned, he caught the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: students dead in the act, red handed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. They were charged with third degree burglary and
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: will be investigated by the school's Office of Student Conduct. Crazy.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah they were no lookout person. Yeah, it was dumb
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: and nobody go into the building the front weight and
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: created distraction exactly, just walked by his office and see
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: if he in there, Well he wasn't. He went to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: get some yeah, see, but not get an argument down
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: that week, we don't here, knocked the food up, what's up?
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: Why are you boy in there? And he get the
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: dog on on test he may test out and got hey, hey, hey,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: you're a different person now. Yeah, that's why the statue
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: of limitation is gone on testing. Yeah, okay, so please
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: report to the office. Got caught. Yeah, but I mean
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: they planned it out so well, we're gonna drop down
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: in the ceiling and from the ceiling and all of that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Don't you go around and see if he's there before
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you see. That's like this teacher accused me of plagiarism
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: one time, really because my paper was just like somebody
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: paper the year before. Imagine that word for word. I'm
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: looking at this happing like she said, you're gonna fail
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: for plagiarism. I don't if I take it. If I
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: take the test, I write the paper, I'm gonna face
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: what difference it making me. I had a shot. This
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: was a I turn in. You were Evanna Trump before
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Evanna Trump. So first, Lady Michelle, it worked for her
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: at a Chinese dude had got an A in economics,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: that's a Why do you do word for word though
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to break it up and break it up?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what he was talking about. All what
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: you're gonna break up? How I'm gonna change your words?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: And I don't know what you're talking about. Why would
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I change your A talking about? And you're gonna get
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: an F for pleasurism. I'm don't get it if I
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: take this test, So work with Yeah, you took your chances.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: That's that's all I saw that. I didn't see it.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand. I walked I had dignity. I tried. Yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: you tried something. Lady, come telling me stuff from now
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: and put forth your best effort. I'm doing something I
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: know how to do. Oh Man, all right, well listen,
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• 34:29
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• 34:34
  Speaker 1: fake news. Miss trip. Okay, thanks Steve. Good morning, everybody.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: This is a trip with the news. President Trump is
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: to meet with congressional leaders later on today to try
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and work out a deal to fund the government that
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: worked that because the government funding actually runs out December eight.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: He also hopes to work on some last minute legislation
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: and on the Republican tax overhaul with some gup. Legislators
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: may still have problems with the Republican tax plan, with
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: a corporate and personal income taxes by one point five
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: trillion dollars over the next ten years, but some lawmakers
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: feel they still need to find ways to pay for
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: those taxes because by the way, the White House says,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: President Trump didn't mean to offend anybody when he joked
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: about Pocahontas during an event meant to honor World War
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: two's Navajo Code talkers yesterday, Trump was referring to Democratic
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Senator Elizabeth Warren and her claims are being part Native
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: American a few years back. You're very very special people.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: You were here long before any of us were here.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Although we have a representative in Congress who they say
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: was here a long time ago, they call her a Pocahontas.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Now that is considered a racial slur by many Native Americans. Also,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: there are Native Americans who considered Polkhontas to have been
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: a traitor. Santa Warren announced Trump's comments, saying that it's
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: unfortunate that the president can't even make it through a
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: ceremony honoring heroes without having to throw out a racial slur.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: With a Thanksgiving holiday weekend over, the Congress return to
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: work yesterday along with Senator Al Franken, who has been
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: a co accused of groping women. He says, although he's
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: not prepared to resign, the Democrats says he's very embarrassed
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and deeply sorry. I just wanna again to say I
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: am sorry. I know there are no magic words that
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I can say uh to regain your trust, and I
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: know that's going to take time. I'm ready to start
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: that process and it starts with going back to work today,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: which is what he did. Three women say the former
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: comedian grabbed their rear ends while posing for photos, and
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: afore says Frank and kissed her without her consent. By
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the way, in the land of the film of a
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: toddler named A J. Barrows very thankful on Turkey Day,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: you see two year old Aj, who was black, needed
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: a life saving kidney transplant. His father was a perfect match. However,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: little AJ's case through national attention after the hospital Emory
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: University sent the family a letter saying that the father
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: would not be able to give his son a kidney.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: They're not going to operate because he violated his parole
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: and it was in custody. And after that, if the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: father didn't break the law, they said, after three months,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: then the hospital would reevaluate the situation before operating. Luckily,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: another donor can for me. While every university hospitals claiming
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: that the letter they sent the child's mother resulted from
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: quote a breakdown and communication on their part. That's what
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: we're saying. Why yesterday was supposed to be the biggest
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: online shopping day. Cyber Monday sales figure show that people
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: actually spent nearly eight billion dollars shopping online Thanksgiving in
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: on Black Friday. Now today is Giving Tuesday, the day
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: Americans I asked to remember the charity of their choice
• 37:21
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• 37:26
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• 37:36
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• 37:49
  Speaker 1: talking really fast. But he needs to he need to
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  Speaker 1: it in today. Well, I just wanted to Steve wasn't
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: here yesterday. I just wanted to make sure you told
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: him about your transitioning. Yeah, Stephen, yesterday. I love everyone
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: know I'm transitioning. Yeah, I'm transitioning, you know, changing my
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: apartment from Thanksgiving to Christmas. So I'm transitioning. So what
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I'm doing today is I want everyone's undivided attention because
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: all you need to get this I'm putting together what
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: or you're gonna call it. You're changing your apartment from
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving transition. That's what transitioning is, firmly. Yeah, because I've
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: been a pilgrim the last month, so I'm just, you know,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: transitioning to the different things. So this is what I'm doing.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I want everybody's undervited attention. I am going to be
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: throwing the office party. Were Thanksgiving though I was a
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Pilgrim's so nice all use a pilgroup. Oh my bad.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: And some of my friends were Indians, so I'm sorry Native.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: What do you think a fat turkey? Enough of the jokes.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: I'm putting together the Christmas party. Enough, I'm putting together
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: the office Christmas party. I want everyone's participation. Okay, wait,
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  Speaker 1: this is he's okay to Mr Harvey, you've been the CEO.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need about about four thousands to throw the
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: you're throwing your party. I'm not giving you for but
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: it's for the office, and you own the office. Need
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: four thousand. Enough of the job of the job. Okay,
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: enough of the jobs. I'm so serious right now. And
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: you guys gotta have the Christmas spirit to come to
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the party and be festive and where the hats and
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: all the party favors that I'm bringing the how much
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: are you spending on this party? Four thousand? I'm gonna
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: decorate this today. I'm none of the job. I'm serious.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: You're gonna make a man now. Well we don't want
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: to do that, but I'm just telling you out one
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: more the fan fans and I'm gonna start cussing. I
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• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not giving you
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: four thousand dollars. I'm never je and the fan figure
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: four thousand dollars. Ain't no, you know, I just don't.
• 40:30
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• 40:33
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• 40:43
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• 40:47
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  Speaker 1: but anyway with anyway, and let the lady just not work.
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  Speaker 1: To be rude to me, not letting mama work. Jay said,
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: y'all can't part from that. Get him Mills Wallers, get
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: him all right, coming, Let very simple, give us five subjects.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Put it on a wheel, spun the wheel were stop.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: We'll do the damn thing. All right, here we go.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Number one, This gravy is really watering. Yeah, okay, here's
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: a good and you will before the day. All right. Here,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: here's another one. We don't speak anymore since three. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have come if I knew was coming. Uh. Four
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: that's my stepbrother, you know, on my daddy's side. Number five,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: stay out of this because ain't nobody talking to you.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I spend a cat. Let's see what we have wrong.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Step brother on my daddy side. We don't speak anymore.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Since I'm gonna tell you why we don't speak. How
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: you don't come to Thanksgiving party? Look me in the face. No,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: damn well, you owe me money like it ain't nothing happening. Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Now we don't speak no more. We're done with that.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: We don't I'll tell you we don't speak no more.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Ever since you left my grandmother roll out in the
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: driveway down in the street, we ain't talking no more.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: After that, how you let go of the handle and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: let grantit your ride down the driveway? You know we
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: got to pay attention to h Yeah, I'm speaking. We
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: don't speak no more. Ever since you brought my ex
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: girlfriend tell my birthday party, we really don't speak. No.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, we don't speak no more. Since you got
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: ginger fighters talking no more. Until you get that clear,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: you really need to stop talking to everybody. Yeah, we'll
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: speak them up. I'm gonna tell you how we don't
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: speak no this you told the child for paper people,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: Well I live. You don't let him know what he lived.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Right there, we're speaking on. I'll tell you why we
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: don't speak because you got one eye. I can't let
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: you that I know where we talk. What you're talking
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: to this one here? Go out for my uncle. That's
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: my daddy. Bro. We don't speak no more since you
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: decided to send me some church tithing on meloads to
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: my house so I can send them. Seeing you some
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: tiding back while I'm on the road. No, we don't speak.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: We don't speak no mo. Since you told my wife
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I wasn't at your house. Laugh, remember that partner. Yeah,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be your boy. Yeah here he said
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: he was. I'm gonna tell you what. We don't speak
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: no more. You got your little little new car right
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: now and I smoked. Now I can't smoke in your
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: new You got all up in it as much smoking
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: that putting that all that time you got help you
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: bet at you we're speaking to all right? You want
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: to close it out stage me. You don't speak no
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: more since you got arrested. All right, don't tell me.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. Thank you, guys. We'll be back with
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: never you time. He's frank phone call right after this.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: we go, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. You don't want to miss
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But first, here we go with the
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: frank phone call from the nephew. What you got new? Well,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: certainly we're deep in the NBA right now. You know
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We're bowling right now. So this right
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: here is NBA party. NBA party. Okay, y'all with me
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: on that NBA party. Watch me work too. Tea spoons
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: are stupid? Here it is hello, hellong terms, I'm I'm
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: looking for brand. Hey, Brad, how you doing this? Poncho? Man?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I do want to Marcus his boys? How you doing? Man? Oh? Yeah? Here?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: What's that? Y'all talked to markets? Man? He was telling
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: me about you know, the uh the playoff party man
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: for for for Sunday. Man. So, uh you told me
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: if it was cool, I would come through. Man. I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: just want to call it and how to see if
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I can if I need to bring anything, uh food
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: or some drinks or whatever. You know you took your
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: friends of Marcus. Yeah yeah, this is puncho man, friends
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: of market. Okay, yeah, yeah, I think it's cool. Yeah yeah,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: well now you either read unless of course you know
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you're drinking something special, but uh yeah, it's it's gonna
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: be Marcus and uh you know other boys gonna be
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: here and uh you know, what are you want to
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: bringing to me while I'll be so yeah that's cool, okay, okay,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: we're telling me you'all starting man, He told me, like
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: around one. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be there all day,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: but you know you're coming through by one one, two o'clock.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: You know that before the game he started with you know,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: slas screen going and there's to be laid out. So yeah,
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: just come on through whenever you come through. All right,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: just remember man, Puncho. All right, I'll be there. I
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: got it, all right? Cool? All right? Hello, hey hey
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: brand yo, hey punch you again. Man, listen real quick?
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: How much how much food? And and and and and
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: look at do you have? Uh? I think we gotta
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: love for for Sunday? It was right, what you got
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: going on? What's up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got I
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: got like three boys gonna ride with me. Man, I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure you got enough over there. Okay,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: who is this again? This Puncho? You know we talked
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: about thirty minutes ago, this Puncho A man Manca's friends, right, right, Okay,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: uh I remember I call you about thirty minutes ago,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: told Marcas told me was oh yeah that's right. Yeah,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry for me bringing back and forth. Uh yeah, Well,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I mean I guess it's all right. So you know,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: we ain't trying to overload the joint. Man, just you know,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I know Marcus, and if you're a friend of his,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: then then that's cool. You can come through. It ain't
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: be three guys, man, ain't be three guys coming with me. Man.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: They they they're really cool. Man. Well we we we
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: we we were bringing something to put on your pit
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: or whatever. You know. It'll it'll be good. Okay, yeah,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: yeah that's cool man. But you know, yeah, yeah, come
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: on through, man. All right, all right, a right, I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: talked to you. I talked to you, all right, brat
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: is uh wait is one of the Marcus. It is
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: one of the guys Marcus. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I got it's it's three guys me. I made four,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you know, three other guys. Yeah. Whatever, man, that's cool. Yeah,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: bring him through, man, come on, it's like alight, all right,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: all right late hello, hey Brad, punt ya again. Man listen, Hey,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna bring one more Um, I'm I'm I'm
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: gonna bring one more person with me to hold hold
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: pumping brakes player. Wait, hold up, hold up, now, what's
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: up you Marcus his friend? Yeah, yeah, you're me and
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'm poncho. Yeah okay, I know you parto man, but
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you're bringing everybody, but just go Kire and Marcus is
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: cool with me, that's my fault. We're go way back.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: And if you cool with him too, then okay, you
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: can come. You know, I'm trying to have an NBA
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: playoff game. You're bringing the whole NBA with you. No, Mom,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: ain't like that, man, man, I mean, placen't that big.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You know, my wife is gonna be coming through here.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: And you know I got the house laid out. I
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: told I wasn't und destroy the place. I just got
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: up the dog house like two weeks ago. I ain't
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: trying to put that up. So if you're coming through,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: you come through. You know, bring one or two people
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: with you. But that's it. Okay, but listen to you.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You wouldn't decide me. I ain't gonna bring them dude
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: with me. I'm just gonna bring a little lady from
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: him with me. Man, if there is that cool, I'm
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: just gonna bring a little lady friend. No news, Okay,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: that's cool. Now you're talking okay, because I know she
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: ain't either, But come on through here with her and
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you know, be done with it. That's fine. Right right right,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call someone nine teller and tell her that
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: that she's coming with me. Okay, what's her name? Her name, Simone?
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: That's that's my wife's name, okay, ok okay, but maybe
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: they'll hook up while they while we're watching the game.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: That'll be here, so I send her in her girls
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: that the nail's done, okay, okay, So check this out, man,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna reach out to Simone and let U
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: know that we're gonna we're gonna leave it and get
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: over there like about one. And you say it's cool, right, yeah, yeah,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: it's cool man. That that's a whole lot better than
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: being about up in there. Okay, okay, back yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Year now, and I check this man, mine, uh you know,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: my friend she she she's married, you know, and and
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: she wanted to get away from my husband for mane man,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I guess it's been going through so you know, you know,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: just keep you wait, wait back back up there bringing
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: a married woman named Sman, What the eys of that?
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: My wife's name is saman Okay, we'll do I mean, then,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: what's this one, Simone? Is our last name? Is that's
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: my last name? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: wait hold on, hold wait wait wait wait hold on,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: hold on dog. This this okay, this this Simone is
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: is light skinning. Yeah, you keep on describing her. She
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: life skin five gone, short hair. That's the alleys. Yeah,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's that's. How about you doing? My wife?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: They know me and Simone been friends for a minute. Man,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: It wasn't ntil like a couple of weeks ago she
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: reached out to me and saying she was she was
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: going through some some some he reached up to you
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: to tell you that she's going through some stuff with
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: a dude. Well, I don't that dude. Okay, okay, I
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: want you my wife. Hey, man, you know about a year,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: but who counting? You know what I'm saying? A year
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: that's about the time we started an some issues. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: I come on over to this party. A man, I'm
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: sure we can try to figure this kind of situation now,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: pumpy on my wife. I don't give me about you.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I don't give me about her either. You know you
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: are you know they say? You know what. I've always
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: believed this. There are no mistakes of this. Everything happens
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: where it's closed to be so it's funny how you
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: call me. Okay, okay, listen, man, listen, get this number,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: my boy game no no, non't you get it done.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: You're probably calling the record from her that my body
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: gave me this. Not leave leave simone out of this. Man,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you said, tell me right now. You know I'm not
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: call with you right now. I'm gonna call her, not
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: to say I ain't gonna call at all. Don't don't
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: tell her my wife. Just bring her to the party.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I got a gift this for you. I got a
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: three eight, I gotta smith. I got a question. I
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: got a size fourteen tiller and go right up your
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Oh you just come on over this part. Okay, Hey man,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: hey man, listen, listen. My boy, my boy gave me
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: your number. Man, So I don't know who my boy is. Mark,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I said, he don't know you. Marcus don't know me.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: But guess who else knows me? Though that you don't
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: know what's say something? Hey Brad, this isn't nephew time
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: me man from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Marcus got me to prank phone call you. What I
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: don't give is this yeah, yeah, hey, Brad, what was
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: you gonna do with the party? Man? Damn man? Uh,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: it's about anyway. Let me ask you something. What's the
• 53:17
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• 53:21
  Speaker 1: What's y'all think what I gonna happen? Yeah? Yeah, maybe
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: before you getting real close to what I know gonna happen.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Part of you have a problem with some my own's husband.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just sending you the boy. Someone with a showed
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: up at that with another man but her own house. Yeah,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: that's when she don't get out the car. Now, now
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: where we're going? Right? He sent her and their girls
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: to get their nails done, or so he thought. Tonight baby, Youngstown, Ohio.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: The nephew is in the building. Mama's boy. He'd stay
• 54:00
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• 54:05
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• 54:12
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• 54:15
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• 54:39
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• 54:42
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• 54:46
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• 54:49
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• 55:47
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• 55:49
  Speaker 1: spent the Thanksgiving weekend at his Moralago resort in Florida
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: playing golf again. Okay, it's okay on Thanksgiving weekend, but
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: he does it. He said he was going to do
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of president he criticized Obama for doing the
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: same thing. You know, yeah, did you see when the
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: President tweeted about being Time magazines Person of the Year.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: The President tweeted quote. Time Magazine called to say, I
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: was probably going to be named uh man of the year,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: a person of the Year like last year, but I
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: would have to agree to an interview and a major
• 56:26
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• 56:29
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• 56:39
  Speaker 1: want to just out now say the president is lying.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: They just said he's incorrect. You're a liar, Donald Trump.
• 56:45
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• 56:51
  Speaker 1: that one friend Man, Yes, Steve yes, Man, And Man,
• 57:01
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• 57:03
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• 57:16
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• 57:19
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• 57:22
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• 57:28
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• 57:37
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• 57:40
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• 57:47
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• 57:49
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• 57:56
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• 58:04
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• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Sherry Kimbell. Yeah, she called me last night. He most
• 58:17
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• 58:24
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• 58:26
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• 58:28
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• 58:32
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• 58:35
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• 58:39
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• 58:45
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• 58:51
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• 58:57
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• 59:00
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• 59:07
  Speaker 1: a guy say one time, he said, we were we
• 59:08
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• 59:12
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• 59:14
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• 59:17
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• 59:24
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• 59:27
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• 59:29
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• 59:36
  Speaker 1: but I let it get away. Yeah. So Time said
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: the editors don't comment on its choice until publication, which
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: in this case is December six, so we'll hear about it. Yeah.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Somebody said it's gonna be the ball. He's going to
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• 59:54
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• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: all right, nephew, Time for the letter. Let's hold, we
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  Speaker 1: guys every morning. Okay, here's my story. I'm a twenty
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  Speaker 1: eight year old black female. I'm a wife of six
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  Speaker 1: years and a mother of two lovely girls. I love
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  Speaker 1: my husband and my family, and I truly know that
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  Speaker 1: he is my best friend. Well, here goes. My husband
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  Speaker 1: is nine years my senior. That's not the problem because
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  Speaker 1: I love older men. The problem is my husband and
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  Speaker 1: is not a sexual tiger like I am. About one
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  Speaker 1: year ago, I found some gent sing pills and energy
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  Speaker 1: drinks in the trunk of his car. I asked about them,
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  Speaker 1: and he said he has been having a He has
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  Speaker 1: been having a hard time sexually keeping up with me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I will admit that I love sex, and I am
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  Speaker 1: constantly jumping my husband's bones in the morning, afternoon, on
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  Speaker 1: lunch breaks, nighttime, middle of the night, whenever I can.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, all right, let me read on. I feel
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  Speaker 1: that he should have let me know that I was
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  Speaker 1: too sexually demanding and he was tired. Well after he
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  Speaker 1: told me, I tried to calm down. I only had
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  Speaker 1: sex with him in the morning and at night, even
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  Speaker 1: though even though it just about killed me in parentheses,
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  Speaker 1: I am really frustrated. So here comes the drama. I
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  Speaker 1: started college in two thousand five. While attending a ball,
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  Speaker 1: I kissed a fellow classmate. He had a fiance. Long
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  Speaker 1: story short. He and I have been sleeping together since
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  Speaker 1: four years. Okay, they've been sleeping together for four years.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I am living two different lives. My husband
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  Speaker 1: provides financially, mentally, and emotionally. The other guy is here physically,
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  Speaker 1: financially and emotionally too. Needless to say, I love this
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  Speaker 1: other guy, but I am still in love with my husband.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never going to leave my husband, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to let this other guy go. I know the
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  Speaker 1: situation is wrong, but it isn't it. Is it possible
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  Speaker 1: to love more than one person at a time, or
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to mention the other guy also married last year.
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  Speaker 1: It's not just about the sex with this other guy.
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  Speaker 1: We do lots of other things together. I even met
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  Speaker 1: his family. I feel like a polygamist because I am
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  Speaker 1: really living two different lives. The problem is my husband
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  Speaker 1: is really a good man aside from the low sex drive.
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  Speaker 1: The other man is a good man with a high
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  Speaker 1: sex drive. They both take good care of me, but
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  Speaker 1: my heart is heavy with guilt. Please give me your opinions,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Surely and Mrs Steve Harvey Cracktice, code cracker. I
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  Speaker 1: know you will, Thank Potential. We'll be back. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to all right, Steve, come on with part two of
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  Speaker 1: your response. What you got alight? Here's a letter potential politically.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. I love this, ready, shar I listen
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  Speaker 1: you guys every morning. Okay, here's my story. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: twenty year old black female. I'm a wife for six
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  Speaker 1: years and a mother of two lovely girls. I love
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  Speaker 1: my husband and my family, and I truly know that
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  Speaker 1: he is my best friend. Well, here goes My husband
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  Speaker 1: of is nine years my senior. That's not the problem
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  Speaker 1: because I love older men. The problem is my husband
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  Speaker 1: is not is not a sexual tiger like I am.
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  Speaker 1: After one about a year ago, I found some gen
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  Speaker 1: sing peals and energy drinks in the trunk of his car.
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  Speaker 1: I asked about me. He said he's been having a
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: hard time sexually keeping up with me. Now, I will
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  Speaker 1: admit that I love sex, and I'm constantly jumping my
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  Speaker 1: husband's bones in the morning, afternoon, on lunch breaks, nighttime
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  Speaker 1: the letter whenever I camp, I feel that he should
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  Speaker 1: have let me know that I was sexually that I
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  Speaker 1: was too sexually demanded, and he was tired. Well after
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  Speaker 1: he told me, I tried to calm down. I only
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: had sex with him in the morning and at night,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: even though it's just about killed me. I'm really frustrated.
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  Speaker 1: So here goes the drama. I started college in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand five. While attending a ball, I kissed a fellow classmate.
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  Speaker 1: He had a fiance. Long story short here and I've
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  Speaker 1: been sleeping together since parentheses for years. It's like I'm
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  Speaker 1: living two different lives. My husband provides financially, mentally, and emotionally.
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  Speaker 1: The other guys here physically, financially, emotionally too. Needless to say,
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  Speaker 1: I love this other guy, but I'm still in love
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  Speaker 1: with my husband. I am never going to leave my husband,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't want to let this other guy go.
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  Speaker 1: I know the situation wrong. But isn't isn't it possible
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  Speaker 1: to love more than one person at a time. Uh oh,
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to mention this other guy also got married
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  Speaker 1: last year. It's not just about sex with this other guy.
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  Speaker 1: We do lots of things together. I've even met his family.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a polygamist because I'm really living two
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  Speaker 1: different lives. The problem me is my husband is a
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  Speaker 1: really good man aside from the low sex drive, and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: the other man is a good man with a high
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  Speaker 1: sex drive. They both take good care of me, but
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  Speaker 1: my heart is heavy with guilt. Please give me your opinions,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Shirley and Mr Steve Harvey. Cold crack it, cold cracker.
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  Speaker 1: I know you will, thank potential polygamist, You know what
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't even know where to start in
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  Speaker 1: the trifling nous of it all. It's so much triflingness
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  Speaker 1: in here. Where do I start? First of all, why
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  Speaker 1: do we get so many letters about from women who
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  Speaker 1: have good men? Thank you? But because of something here
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  Speaker 1: they are tripping. Now you are all outside your marriage
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  Speaker 1: with another dude because you are a bunny rabbit. See
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  Speaker 1: you're just a little rabbit. You have sex in the
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  Speaker 1: on it in the afternoon, on lunch breaks, in the evening,
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  Speaker 1: at night, in the middle of the night. Your man
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  Speaker 1: that did the best he could do. He went out,
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  Speaker 1: got some gensing peels and some energy drinks to try
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  Speaker 1: to keep up with you. That ain't enough for you.
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  Speaker 1: So you go to college, you at a ball, you
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  Speaker 1: kiss a classmate. Then you're gonna abbreviate it. Long story short.
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  Speaker 1: We've been sleeping together for four years. Okay, we're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to not see through this right here, hunh. You want
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  Speaker 1: us to think it was just a kiss. Now you've
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  Speaker 1: been with just dude four years. You're talking about how
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  Speaker 1: your man provides for you financially, mentally, financially all this here,
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  Speaker 1: but he had a low sex drive. Your new guy
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  Speaker 1: provides for you financially, mentally, emotionally, but he got a
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  Speaker 1: high six drive. That problem is he wouldn't got mad
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  Speaker 1: so much for what he think. Are you? Now, let's
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  Speaker 1: really get down to the subject of this matter. Potential policorus.
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  Speaker 1: You upset because you feel like a polygamus, because I'm
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: really living two different lives. Then you ask me, is
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  Speaker 1: it possible to love more than one person at one time? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is obviously that's but that is what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about can you do two people at the
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  Speaker 1: same time while the two of you is married. That's see,
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  Speaker 1: that's different from loving two people at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do two people at the same time? Why
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: are you married? The problem is my husband really good
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  Speaker 1: man aside from his low sex drive. Low sex drive,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a high sex drive. You gotta damn problem. See.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: First of all, if you want sex in the morning,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: in the afternoon, on your lunch break, and night in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the night, that ain't a high sex drive.
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  Speaker 1: You unemployed, You need to go to college and get
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  Speaker 1: a job. And she's a mother's two girls. By time
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  Speaker 1: you take care of your kids, go to work, and
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  Speaker 1: go to college, you're gonna slow your sex drive down
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  Speaker 1: something right there. See your problem if you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: enough to do, come on, it ain't your sex drive.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to fill it. But I'm gonna just get
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  Speaker 1: to this now. That's what emails gonna come in. The
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  Speaker 1: subject is potential politics. You have really what's called h
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  Speaker 1: disease called h L TCLO. Okay, see, if you know,
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  Speaker 1: we got to get out of here. You can email
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  Speaker 1: us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter
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  Speaker 1: at my girls, surely and please don't forget this Thursday
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  Speaker 1: you all there. Uh switching gears yesterday of course with
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: cyber Monday. Did you get everyone on your list that
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: perfect gift? Okay? I know you went shopping. Uh, here's
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  Speaker 1: something to consider. Though. You might think a personalized gift
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  Speaker 1: is the best way to show you care. You know
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  Speaker 1: that you put some time and energy, some thought into it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, But it turns out that of people would
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: rather have guess what cash? Would you say, nephew gift card? Yeah,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: that's right. According to a new wallet hub survey, the
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: most coveted gift for the holidays is a gift card.
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  Speaker 1: What nobody says that when you give cas yes cash, Yes,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: years ago, when your family used to give you a
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  Speaker 1: Christmas card and you tad open but without reading you
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  Speaker 1: just try to dump. Yes. Man I used to let man.
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  Speaker 1: I used to get a twenty Yes, yes, relative that
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  Speaker 1: give you a tw man, they hand you that car.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, thank you. I ain't ready to call it out,
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  Speaker 1: know what to call? Talking about? Coming up next, we'll
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: do things that will happen over the holidays. I think
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Steve has something for us, things that's gonna that are
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  Speaker 1: gonna definitely happen, definitely happening over the holidays. You're listening
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: to Steve Show. Alright, so um, Jay, you and Steve
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: came up. What is this all about? This segment? Now,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: just bet there's certain things over the holidays when the
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  Speaker 1: holidays happen. You can pretty much bet money that some
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  Speaker 1: of these things are going to happen. Is that right?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Mean somebody's house, somebody's house, Alight, This might not happen
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: at your house. One of these, I promise you, one
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: of these. It's gonna happen over the holiday at your house. Okay,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: let's hear it. Come on, I'm ready, come on, come on. Dinner,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: dinner will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: go get somebody out of jail. That's what happened. That's
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: how Yeah, can I finished eating? That just made my place?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: You hear somebody in the house, and I'll accept. Here's
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: here's something else. The new boyfriend, somebody's new boyfriend gonna
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: get beat up by the baby jail somebody house. You
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: all that's gonna happen to you, But you can pick
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: the one that's gonna go to. They shouldn't be in
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: the same room. She ain't never leaving me. She never
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: leaves me. He stepped down when she got with you.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Here's another a family secret. He's gonna get told. Dad
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  Speaker 1: fading should have been told. Here's another that's gonna happen
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: as somebody's house. Maybe not your, but that will be
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: a fight over the drumsticks going down. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I told you I wanted to leg I call that
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  Speaker 1: for even left the house. You know. Somebody who ain't working.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: Nobody brought a damn thing. He got no job. One
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  Speaker 1: chick gonna show up at the house with the new
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: board friend that's doing way better, got her old. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's gonna happen to somebody's house. She's gonna
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: show up pregnant again. Yeah yeah, you make some baby.
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  Speaker 1: This is every black house gonnahead it. Somebody's gonna show
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: up dressed like they're going to a qualms of part. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll be mad when you don't understand. Ain't you hot?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: He got attitude? Yeah, everybody got show up at your
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: house that's been eating meat their whole life, not that vegan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and disgusted with all the dishes. Yeah yeah
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: me yes, Turkey in the greens because half of we
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  Speaker 1: stopped putting park we upgrade that jets happened. Come on,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: some of the women gonna have to circle around because
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: heating about the white girl over the oh, and they
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: all gonna have to come to the conclusion. Yeah, he
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: might be white. He might be white, but she and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: where should get all that rump fund fakenomber fakenomber fake
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: twits myuth side? What you saying? Yeah that ain't Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know that ain't real. My sister, She fine. I
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: guess I'll take a guess. It might not happen all
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: those things that you have, but it's gonna happen. It's
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. And somebody and he's thinking right now, yeah,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you something, milk on happen. What somebody Christmas
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: tree gonna catch on fire? Old you herman to change.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: These lights all on the tree always herman, her hair.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Somebody somebody gonna put your wrong gift in the wrong box.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: You did that before. Man, you ever wrapped up something.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: My drunks uncle did this. He wrapped up his shirt
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: and gave it to my daddy. And when my daddy
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: opened the box, my daddy said, oh man, this night.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: Oh hell no, hold on, I didn't get you the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: rong shirt. That's my shirt, my daddy said, when you
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: gave it to me. Now it's gonna go down. Something
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: else gonna happen to somebody. Tooth gonna fall into food.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: That's nasty, y'all. Each slow, each slow, everybody, don't take
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: these teeth out. There's loose like that today Americ. Okay,
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: things that will definitely happen over the holiday. Somebody go
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  Speaker 1: knock to dressing Lord, all right, coming up at the
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  Speaker 1: top of the hour, we'll talk about jobs we could
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  Speaker 1: never ever do. Thank God for Steve, what we're doing.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you man, Yes, thank you Lord. We got to
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: be you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: here we go. A new report, guys, is revealing that
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: the jobs with the most and least danger Okay, Like,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: when you go to the office and sit behind a
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: desk all day, you likely aren't risking an injury except
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: for carpal tunnel or maybe a paper cut. Okay, But
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: there are some people who go to work every morning
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: facing things that could be very dangerous and could cause
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: them injury. Al Right. Career Cast released a list of
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: the most dangerous job out there, and while some aren't
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: too shocking, you may be surprised. As you can imagine.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: A police officers are pretty dangerous. Okay, they put their yeah,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: their life on the line every day. Firefighter, right, emergency
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: medical technician. Of course, they all made the list, and
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: some of the safest jobs are accountant, paralegal, and dietitian.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: So I have to ask you guys this, what are
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: some of the jobs that you would never do? Okay,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: jobs that you could never Yeah, that's easy to me. Okay,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: go ahead, prostate checken. I couldn't do it. Yeah, I
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: can show you how to do, but I'm do it.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: I just won't need a blow. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: use the glow. We're not gonna use my hand. That's
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying. A stick, Yeah, bring whatever stick you
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: can do that you can't do it. But that's where
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going alright. Hats out to the people who do that. Yeah,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of people would die. Doctors, Yeah, especially for
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: you just saying we don't want to do it. You know,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: the one I can't do. The man at the funeral,
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: the duty emboming man. Yeah, you're thinking at the funeral
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: and funeral home people are so calm and night. Yeah,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: we got talking to him. Yeah you do you push
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: him down and run yea. Our funeral director kept asking us,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: have you reached your serenity yet? It won't be long
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: before you'll be coming to visit. And don't send me birthday.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: I hate that. Don't be send me birthday when the
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: family reaches their serenity. All the time, I was like, okay,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: yeah I want that one. Yeah, that's the job. I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: couldn't do that one. Nope, nope, nope, no, no, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell your job. I couldn't do one. Preacher, I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: could read preacher. Because you're not even me with all
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: y'all problem. I'm not sorry y'all problems, not everybody's. I
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: got two prayers today, who need it the most talks
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: amongst yourself. You work it out. But everybody's not gonna
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: get to talk to the Lord from me today. No,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I can't do. I can't be
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: a kindergarten teacher. Yeah, a little kids, you do, get
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: a little big shot. You talk to them, good reports,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you get to leave, Yeah mercy with a query. Oh
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, But Steve, why couldn't you do it? Kids
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: love you, your grandkids love you. But I can't teach
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: you because I cussed when I talk. When you don't
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: want your kids exposed to it, just go and get
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: them away from me. My son Jason told me, you
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: know roads and know his dad. He said, Dad, we don't.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: We don't cuss around the kids. That's okay, but they
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: asked in my house. Okay, that's cussing in here. Now
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: your kids out here that each one of your kids
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: got their own electric Bentley in the garage, plugged up
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  Speaker 1: with our cars. You know what I'm saying. They got
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  Speaker 1: swimming pool, they have Halloween parties, they have Patton Zoos. Now,
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  Speaker 1: somebody done some cussing to make this money. But now
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  Speaker 1: when I'm talking at the house, I can't cussom So
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  Speaker 1: you need to go ahead. I'm with you. Kids need
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  Speaker 1: to hear cussing. You're getting ready for the real one.
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  Speaker 1: That's what. That's what's out there for you. Some preps. Preps.
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  Speaker 1: Morgan her husband are almost vegan. Carly is a vegan.
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  Speaker 1: Brandy is a vegan. Y'all don't even need the babies
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  Speaker 1: a certain kind of way about me. We're glad to
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  Speaker 1: see me. Yeah, yeah, let's go to the office. I
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  Speaker 1: gave boot to some beef jerky and Carly damn the
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  Speaker 1: hair hearted dad. He don't need that. And we'll look
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  Speaker 1: at him what he's doing. Don't look at he eating
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  Speaker 1: it right now? Look at him. I mean he was
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  Speaker 1: just loving that manning about all that. I got a
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  Speaker 1: ready for that. It's worse when you get waxed though.
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  Speaker 1: It's ten times. You really got to be hard on
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  Speaker 1: the person doing the wax too. They seem to enjoy it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's pain for them. They seem to enjoy it. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: what is we doing it for? Shave your back? If
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  Speaker 1: I got here on my back, I don't know it
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  Speaker 1: because I can't see it. Jobs we could never do.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh, the back end of an animal costume? You know,
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  Speaker 1: the last part the back when you're up under that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I can't do that, just one but you. But I
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  Speaker 1: mean you had something to guy that has to do it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to hold my head here.
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  Speaker 1: It's for a long time. Kids. Party is over, and
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  Speaker 1: then you don't know what's going on. You who determines
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  Speaker 1: it is? If it's my front, I'm not doing. What
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  Speaker 1: want the third? Five? You know the job you don't
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: want being the quarterback for the Cleveland Oh yeah, you're
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Three Nigerian women
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  Speaker 1: are about to make history. Guys. No African nation has
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  Speaker 1: ever sent a team of men or women to the
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  Speaker 1: Winter Olympics to compete in the sport of bob's ledding.
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  Speaker 1: Remember it happened in Jamaica. Yeah, but not but not
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  Speaker 1: African nations. Yes, absolutely in the movie. In the movie
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  Speaker 1: Cool Cool, Cool Running, the women who are all former
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  Speaker 1: track and field stars, got together when they heard there
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  Speaker 1: had never been a bobslet team from Africa and decided
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  Speaker 1: to become the first. They started training and created a
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  Speaker 1: crowdfunding page to raise money I love that for their
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  Speaker 1: trip to the Winter Olympics. They're going to be in
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  Speaker 1: South Korea. It happened to this February, but when Vista
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  Speaker 1: found out about them, the company decided to sponsor them
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  Speaker 1: and pay for their journey there from Africa not Nigeria. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have snow yet, but when we get some
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  Speaker 1: make like you have schno like no, and don't have
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  Speaker 1: schnooing training without right now laying then take us and
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  Speaker 1: oh my, but we're don't. Don't ask me about snow again.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see when we get You're know it when you
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  Speaker 1: see it. Okay, we don't have no coach got an attitude? Coach, coach,
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  Speaker 1: coach win willis you will never have Okay, Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: won't have it. Yeah, coach, coach, how are we gonna
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  Speaker 1: get ready for? Tell me going listen now, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you shut your eyes and pinch no and think no,
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  Speaker 1: we've never let it go. There's no snow. Let it coach.
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  Speaker 1: What are we gonna use you? It's going to use
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  Speaker 1: a truck on or truck going to take the wheels,
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  Speaker 1: all right and push it, push it, push it, push it.
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  Speaker 1: Really don't ask me. We don't have snow. Okay, stop, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're under start. But remember what said with me? Now
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  Speaker 1: we does snow? May I continue? Please the God? Like
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: I said, Visa found out about them, and Visa decided
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: to sponsor them and pay for their journeys. Everyone, we
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  Speaker 1: get in some snow and boxes, Desson and snow Alder
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  Speaker 1: in bopsis going to be dropped from the air box
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  Speaker 1: of snow. Don't take the snow out, spread it around.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: But until then, but the women admitted that they didn't
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  Speaker 1: know anything about what's letting until they saw the movie.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: We just talked about cool runnings, about the Jamaican bob
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  Speaker 1: s led team. So, um, do you guys even watch
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: Winter Olympics? Because I experience what's the sport? Is it curly?
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna see no black people a man. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you something. I've actually on my show. I've
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  Speaker 1: actually tried curly. Oh it ain't easy man. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll tell you about the college students
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: in Kentucky before trying to cheat mission impossible style. You're
• 1:28:48
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• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: at the University of Kentucky. Guys tried to steal an
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: exam for their statistics class. Okay, uh. They tried to
• 1:29:01
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  Speaker 1: Tom cruise mission if mission impossible. Yeah uh uh. They
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  Speaker 1: But unfortunately for the students, the professor was working late
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  Speaker 1: that night. He was in there and he had stepped
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  Speaker 1: out to to, you know, just get a snack midnight snack.
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  Speaker 1: When he returned, he caught the students dead in the act,
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  Speaker 1: the school's Office of Student Conduct. You crazy, yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: no lookout person. Yeah, it was dumb and nobody go
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  Speaker 1: into the building the front weight and created distraction. Just
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  Speaker 1: walked by his officers, see if he is there, Well
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: he wasn't. He went to get some yeah see, but
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  Speaker 1: that's why the statue of limitation is gone testing. Yeah, okay, sotes,
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  Speaker 1: please report to the office. Got caught. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: mean they planned it out so well, we're gonna drop
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  Speaker 1: down in the ceiling and from the ceiling and all
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  Speaker 1: of that. Don't you go around and see if he's
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  Speaker 1: there before you see? That's like this teacher accused me
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: of plagiarism one time, really because my paper was just
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: like somebody paper the year before that, word for word.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at this like she said, you're gonna fail
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  Speaker 1: for plagiarism. I don't fail if I take it. If
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  Speaker 1: I take the test, I write the paper, I'm gonna fail.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: What difference it make to me? I had a shot.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: This was a I turn in. You were Ivana Trump
• 1:31:19
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  Speaker 1: her at A Chinese dude had got an a in economics.
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  Speaker 1: That's a why do you do word for word though
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to like break it up and break it up?
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what he was talking about. What you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna break up? I'm gonna change your words and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. Why would I change
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  Speaker 1: your a talking about? And you're gonna get an F
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: for plagiarism. I'm don't get it if I take this test,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: so work with you took your chances. That's that's all
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  Speaker 1: I saw that. I didn't see it. I didn't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I walked. I had dignity. I tried. Yeah, you tried something. Lady,
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  Speaker 1: come telling me stuff from now and put forth your
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show and
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: we got with just one more thing, our last break
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: of the day. Guys. Uh Steven, Tommy, how's your golf
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  Speaker 1: game going? Just as really played? Yeah, just before Tiger
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: Woods is back on. Man, Please just give me Tiger
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: just for me, Man, just give me, give me, give
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: me just two good seasons of great run. Yeah, win
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: three tournaments. Yeah, that's hard to do. How many jackets
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: need one more. He needs one more to tie or win. Right, No,
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: he needs he needs record. You gotta win some more major.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: It's the major. So Steve, if you could wake up
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: and a certain part of your golf game has improved,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: just one part, just one part, you wake up, you
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: know what has improved? My driving? Yes, you could get
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: that thing off that tea box. Man, if I could
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: just get that thing to go about to six and
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: who I can find? I can say that you ain't
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: gonna find Tommy. Tommy has an incredible hand speed. But
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: it's man, I just can't. I can't. Man, I've been trying,
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: Like y'all don't know what you're missing out there. Man,
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: if you know the game, you know it's an enjoyable sport.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a good golf shot. I'm not a good
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  Speaker 1: golfer by a long shot. But I can grind myself around.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I played with the same dudes. You know
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: we played. You know, we out there having fun. So
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: we get a mulligan on each side. The mulligan means
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: a dude over, So we get one dude over on
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: the front nine, one dude over on the back nine.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: That's how we I'd like a mulligan right here, ask
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: you guys a different question. I'm really proud. But check
• 1:34:37
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  Speaker 1: to spend as much as triple the time former President
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  Speaker 1: Barack Obama did on the golf course in his first
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: year in office. Okay, and it's very first year. A
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: couple of things. While he's doing that, he's making deals
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: at his his place. That's where the deals are mad
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: and it doesn't have the security of the White House,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: and we don't know who's getting checked in there, so
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: you can slip people in and on it. That's why dost. Yeah,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: it's the methodist. The reason why Jay knows because he's
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: done that a few times. But they go down in
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 1: tweeties living in the low security. But Steve, you were saying, though,
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: back to your story. What's story you know about? You
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: get the muneket and everything. Well, that's all you do.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: You know, play with the same guys, so there's no pressure,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We ain't out there. Look,
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  Speaker 1: we're not out there trying to change the world. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care if I have a rated handicap nationally, that
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  Speaker 1: don't mean nothing to me. I'm just out there to
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: have a good time again, go home? Is it still
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: fun though? Playing golf, Man, it's fun. It's it's relaxing.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: It's one of the few places I can go with
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: no harassment. I played with four guys. You don't see
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  Speaker 1: nobody else out there. It's full and a half hours.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in yall side. But golf courses are some
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 1: of the most scenic laces. Beautiful. You should just get
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: a golf court card and follow your friends around on
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  Speaker 1: the golf cart, get a cigar and just following. We've
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  Speaker 1: done that before and that is fun. We played in
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: the Caymans. They found out Steve was out there. Wow,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: it was crazy coming up out their houses. Man, Mr Harvey,
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• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: of famous, you went past kind of of your celebrity.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: You're a star, okay. The mac rib is kind of famous. Okay,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: you're famous in Paris for Thanksgiving? Oh yeah, a beautiful
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: time with my family, but man, they don't do Thanksgiving
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: over there. The turkey was excellent and the guy actually
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: taught me a new way to carve a turkey. I've
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: never seen it done this way. They take the turkey out.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: The chef comes out and he cuts the turkey right
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  Speaker 1: down the middle and takes the entire breast off the turkey.
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  Speaker 1: He just goes down the center of the bone and
• 1:37:15
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• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: is at and cuts it all the way down to
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• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: cuts the other half of the breast out. Because you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you follow that little center bone down the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the turkey and then comes from the leg over,
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  Speaker 1: you just cut the and now you got the two
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  Speaker 1: pieces of breast just laying, you know, glaze side up.
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  Speaker 1: slice off the breast that's already cut, instead of somebody
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  Speaker 1: destroying your turkey trying to carve it. That's why your
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  Speaker 1: turkey looked like trash. Look like they didn't get you know.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: Marjorie set the menu up for the show off, right man,
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  Speaker 1: This dude came out here we go with this this
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: roasted corn, and then he had some bread. And the
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  Speaker 1: dude said, we have your corn bread. I looked at this, dude.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: It was corn on the car and some bread. Marge
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: told to make us some corn bread. He made some
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: corn and brought out some damn bread. The stuffing, the
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 1: stuffing was just inside the chicken. And it was all meat,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: no breading, no sage. No, it was all meat. Look
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 1: chunks and carrot, just all meat. Oh man, I said, okay, dude,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: corn bread. It was really really nice that it was
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: a beautiful setup. It was gorgeous. All right, we got
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