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The Bickersons Are Here with #UBERBAE - 04.26.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all ball
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  Speaker 1: good to the hay this one to move together for
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  Speaker 1: sto Moby. Why don't you join yea yeah by Joy
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn the want of yall? Comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back at it. I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the varts, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now. One and only. Uh huh. Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show, Yeah you do. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. But like I said the other day, you
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  Speaker 1: got something too, though, don't you. God hadn't done something
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  Speaker 1: wonderful for you. You just gotta thank Him for it,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Uh, in the midst of all that's going
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  Speaker 1: on in my life and in your life. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I always used myself as an example because well I
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  Speaker 1: mean that way. I guarantee one I know what I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Um here here's the situation, you know, with
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  Speaker 1: everything that's going on in my life and all the
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  Speaker 1: things I'm asking God for in the midst of uh,
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  Speaker 1: taxing and a very trying situation. That's very challenging for
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  Speaker 1: me right now. Man, God just keeps on, keeps on
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  Speaker 1: surprising me. He keeps doing things, and I want you
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  Speaker 1: to look at your life or for a second, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's do this. Let's make two columns here. Let's make
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  Speaker 1: a column of all the things you want from God.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just do that throughout the course of the day.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know, run down the list of all
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  Speaker 1: the things you're asking God for, all the things you're
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  Speaker 1: praying for, the things you aspire to, what you your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: your visions, whatever it is. Just make a column list
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  Speaker 1: of all those things. Let's make three lists. And then
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  Speaker 1: the second list, I want you to make a list
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  Speaker 1: of everything that you've been asking God for, so I
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  Speaker 1: guess that could be a little bit of the same.
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  Speaker 1: But this third list, I want you to do a
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  Speaker 1: check off point. I want you to do a make
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  Speaker 1: a list everything that God has given you that you've
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  Speaker 1: asked him for. Just think about it like that for
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  Speaker 1: a second. I may be explaining a little wrong right now,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm gonna pull it together for you. Make
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  Speaker 1: a list of everything you're asking God for. Just just listed.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's okay. It's a dream board. You can
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  Speaker 1: call it that. I got one. It's a vision board.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Every everybody's got something you hope for. Make
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  Speaker 1: a list now. I want you to make another list
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  Speaker 1: of everything you've asked God for that he's given you already.
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  Speaker 1: See this is a good list because sometimes and what
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  Speaker 1: I've been guilty of and maybe you too, in in
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  Speaker 1: my request list on my dream board, I keep focusing
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  Speaker 1: so hard sometimes on the what I'm yet to receive.
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  Speaker 1: I keep focusing so hard on the what I hope
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  Speaker 1: he gives me. I keep focusing so hard on the
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  Speaker 1: things that I yet not fulfilled in my life that sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: as he starts checking off my wish list, the things
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  Speaker 1: I've asked for in the past that have come to
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  Speaker 1: pass that he's given me, I sometimes, in praying for
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  Speaker 1: what I want forget to thank him for what he's
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  Speaker 1: done for me. And I'm currently in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: that situation. And this morning when I woke up, I really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just got on my knees this morning and I
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  Speaker 1: quit tripping for a second. I said, Man, hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I really do need? All them things
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  Speaker 1: I'm asking for and I'm really am believing that you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna give it to me. But in the meantime, though, Man,
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  Speaker 1: have I overlooked some important details here. I had to
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  Speaker 1: really look at what he's done for me. I mean, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: take yourself out of it personally and and look. Or
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  Speaker 1: you can leave yourself in it however you want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Some people can't do that, So just leave yourself in
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  Speaker 1: it there. But man, I started looking at the eye
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  Speaker 1: part of me, and I started looking around at what's
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  Speaker 1: happening overall. Like, man, he has kept my family together
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  Speaker 1: in spite of the attempts to tear it apart. I
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  Speaker 1: look at all of that. I look at how he's
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  Speaker 1: blessing my children with the his eyes of their heart,
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  Speaker 1: which I pray for my kids. You know, I want
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  Speaker 1: my kids to have a better life than I've had.
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  Speaker 1: I really really do. I don't want them to take
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  Speaker 1: as long as it took me to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: I really really don't. I'm trying to say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to college, this is what you can be.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do like your father did. Don't go three years,
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  Speaker 1: drop out, throw yourself into a spiral and then got
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  Speaker 1: to start to scratch all over again, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: and for the most part so far, you know, they're
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  Speaker 1: doing quite well of it. You know. You know they're
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  Speaker 1: getting kicked around a little bit, but that's life. I
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  Speaker 1: started thinking of the blessings that he's helped me overcome
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  Speaker 1: with some of the previous mistakes I've made in relationships
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  Speaker 1: in my life. And then I started looking about the
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  Speaker 1: things he's blessed me with that I've been asking him for.
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  Speaker 1: But since I've moved on from it, I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: keep thinking him because I gotta always thank God for
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  Speaker 1: a roof over my head, because guess what, when I
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  Speaker 1: was asking for the roof and I didn't really have it,
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  Speaker 1: then he gave me one that since he gave it
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  Speaker 1: to me, what, I'm just cool now. I can't ever
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  Speaker 1: go back to him and go, hey, man, I really
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  Speaker 1: do appreciate this roof over my head because that was
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  Speaker 1: a time when I was living in a car. But see,
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  Speaker 1: so every morning I wake up, I gotta remember the
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  Speaker 1: fact that I have a home now, because I gotta
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  Speaker 1: look back and go, man, that was time, Steve, when
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  Speaker 1: you didn't have no home. But see, we forget what
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  Speaker 1: God has done for us. Because in our column that
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  Speaker 1: won't column, the need column, we oftentimes forget for the
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  Speaker 1: columns and the check marks as He's already fulfilled in
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  Speaker 1: our life. You've got to take inventory every now and
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  Speaker 1: then daily if possible. But I know we're humans. We're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do that. I don't. But you've got to
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  Speaker 1: take inventory of your life to say, hey, what has
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  Speaker 1: God done for me? Because man, you're overlooking as he's
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  Speaker 1: doing these wonderful things for you, because there's so much
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  Speaker 1: only yet to be fulfilled. I don't have part of
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  Speaker 1: your life. You forget that sex and man, how crazy
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  Speaker 1: is that that, of all God has done for me,
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  Speaker 1: that I keep wanting so many more things, needing so
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  Speaker 1: many more things, hoping so many things come to pass
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  Speaker 1: and get fulfilled. I forget to check off the list
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  Speaker 1: and take inventory today. Take inventory of your life. You
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  Speaker 1: will find out that God is watching you, that He
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  Speaker 1: is really really watching over you, in spite of yourself,
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  Speaker 1: in spite of your shortcomings, because we all got him.
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  Speaker 1: Please know, I do you know? And remember something else too.
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  Speaker 1: Change is good, but change is challenging. Accept the challenge
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  Speaker 1: that it is. Look, a lot of you come up
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  Speaker 1: to me all the time and say Steve Man, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: man boy, you in the morning, Man, I really be
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  Speaker 1: needing that. Or like I said in a hundred times,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again, y'all, I'll be needing
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  Speaker 1: it too. You know, you understand sometimes what what what
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  Speaker 1: God has deal in with me is for me. But
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  Speaker 1: now I'm in a sharing position where I can open
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  Speaker 1: up and if I just if I just quit being
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  Speaker 1: so about me and become a little bit more transparent,
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  Speaker 1: I can maybe some of me that's happening to me
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  Speaker 1: is happening to you and you could see some of
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  Speaker 1: this in me. That's why I used myself as an example,
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  Speaker 1: because man, I'm catching it too, y'all. I ain't perfect either.
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  Speaker 1: So for those of you that come up to me
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  Speaker 1: and say that, I want you to understand these these
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  Speaker 1: talks in the morning, man, this is important for me
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  Speaker 1: because man, I need these conversations from God. I need
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  Speaker 1: God to continue to strengthen me, to show me the
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  Speaker 1: way to help me understand what's happening to me. And
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  Speaker 1: see as we've all those of you who have made
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  Speaker 1: the decision to change to become a better person, a
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  Speaker 1: better woman, a better boy, a better girl, a better
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  Speaker 1: man for those you have made the decision to change.
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  Speaker 1: Change is a challenge, and accept the challenge because it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come. Because right out of that here come to
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  Speaker 1: hay eat us. There they come people you don't even know,
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  Speaker 1: discussion your life and your change. If God see you,
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  Speaker 1: really really mean what you say in spite of what
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  Speaker 1: they say about you, God will raise you above the frase.
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  Speaker 1: He'll keep promoting you. He'll keep blessing you, He'll keep
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  Speaker 1: moving you up. He will use you as a show
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  Speaker 1: off point. He'll show you off. Man. He'll make you.
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  Speaker 1: He'll make you look good to people man who wish
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  Speaker 1: you'd fall all day long, and so to all your haters.
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  Speaker 1: All your haters will end up just watching you rise. Man,
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  Speaker 1: They will watch you continue to grow. That's what God
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  Speaker 1: will do for you. Man. You can fool the world,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't fool God. God know your heart, He
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  Speaker 1: knows your every thought. Man. So change is good. But
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  Speaker 1: change is a challenge. Accept the challenge, Expect the haters,
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  Speaker 1: expect the unnecessary. But God has strengthen you and get
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  Speaker 1: you through it all. Man, y'all doing swell this morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: don't let nobody make you Thank you all. Keep talking,
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  Speaker 1: this week, everybody's introducing you to an influx of ignorance
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  Speaker 1: just so we can pick and choose from a plethora
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  Speaker 1: of so much we have to do now on this
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  Speaker 1: show where everything is gonna settle because we don't know
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  Speaker 1: right now. Everyone break is just a set And you know, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I never thought we could get any more ignorant. I
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  Speaker 1: never even thought that. I thought we were act you know,
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  Speaker 1: like the peak of ignorance on this show is all right,
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  Speaker 1: Well I didn't know, but Jay more, we've added more ignorance.
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  Speaker 1: Well having me to come over here, meaning that would
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  Speaker 1: be more ignorant. I figured that out. The biggest sense
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  Speaker 1: is a couple have been together for a long time,
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  Speaker 1: all they do is fight about nothing. Any couple that
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  Speaker 1: has been together knows what the Biggessons go through. It's lone,
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  Speaker 1: undane stuff that don't matter. Why you got on big
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  Speaker 1: errans you don't normally wear big erran. Sometimes he starts
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  Speaker 1: the argument, sometimes she starts, but it's always about nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Why you laughing? A loving couple married for more than
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  Speaker 1: thirty years and always fighting about nothing. Sometimes she starts
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  Speaker 1: the argument, sometimes he starts it, but you can best
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  Speaker 1: believe it's always about nothing. So what were you doing? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you acting that way at the party? Act? What?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't know now? No, I mean I was
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  Speaker 1: just having a good time, that's all, just having fun
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  Speaker 1: You gave more than just the giggle. It was a
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  Speaker 1: bigger thing. It's like, however, like the silliest thing was
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  Speaker 1: just laughing, that's all. One of the girls didn't even
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  Speaker 1: finish what she was saying, and you just start cracking
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  Speaker 1: up laughing. I mean, it was just a setup of
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  Speaker 1: just something funny and just I mean, why do you
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  Speaker 1: know what's funny? Yet she didn't even finish. Never mind,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean? Never mind? You know what it was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what it was about. All you said
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  Speaker 1: is the simplest thing since when you like that much salt,
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  Speaker 1: since when you start eating a lot of told me
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  Speaker 1: you like sal this over nothing, and and and and
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  Speaker 1: and and here the copra I've been in that, That's
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  Speaker 1: the one I was saying. Yeah, how many years of
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  Speaker 1: mayor does that kick in by the first year you
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  Speaker 1: get some of that? Well, I don't cook a lot, ja,
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  Speaker 1: but you've had those silly arguments, Yeah, yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 1: Was dinner time. It's not it's not even an argument
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  Speaker 1: right now, it's just what do we having tonight for dinner? Hunting? Yeah, exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you looking at me? Why am I always
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden I'm gonna start. You should be
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  Speaker 1: used to this, but now you like to eat. Why
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  Speaker 1: you want to eat all the time? Yeah, all of that,
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  Speaker 1: some vegetables. My mom and dad used to do at
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  Speaker 1: it all the time for nothing, just because my daddy
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  Speaker 1: was a heavy breather and he had his habit. He
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  Speaker 1: had false teeth in his mouth and he would click.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where he got that from, but you
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  Speaker 1: just hit it clicking, and it made my first of all,
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  Speaker 1: any time my daddy was happy, it made my mama
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  Speaker 1: mad any any enjoyment that he got out of through
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  Speaker 1: against anything that he liked. She just t her. All
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  Speaker 1: years they were separated, they separated and lived in different places, right,
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  Speaker 1: but they saw each other every day every day. My
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  Speaker 1: dad would go over there vice versa, and my mother
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  Speaker 1: moved out and for the last twenty five years of
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  Speaker 1: the marriage, she kept taking stuff out of the house.
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  Speaker 1: She just come over that that that's my part. I've
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  Speaker 1: been looking at that. I mean, I just shake my head.
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  Speaker 1: And when she passed away, she said, whatever you do,
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  Speaker 1: don't bury me next to brown. But they're only separated, divorced.
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  Speaker 1: Every day every day had to and she would get
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  Speaker 1: upset if you didn't know, you know brown and came
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  Speaker 1: over here to day you. You don't live there any more.
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  Speaker 1: He could have come back here. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: he'd come back here. Miss. Yeah, I can't live with you.
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  Speaker 1: My mom and daddy would sit direct opposite, man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't hardly over him, fighting and nothing. They're just sitting there. Man.
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  Speaker 1: My mom and daddy played dominoes. You know they played
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  Speaker 1: double nine. They played dominoes you could get no, man,
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  Speaker 1: they had nothing. You only had double nine. You know
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  Speaker 1: you could score forty five? Yeah, to play that some
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  Speaker 1: different dominoes. No, it's the same as every other domino
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  Speaker 1: Just go by five. It's just got nine, or it's harder,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the trash you could talk on forty five.
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  Speaker 1: I should be able to play domino as much trash
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  Speaker 1: as I talked. I should be able to play. You
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  Speaker 1: don't play domine and I live in l A. I
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  Speaker 1: can't playing. I don't tell him about it else I won't.
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  Speaker 1: I just won't bring it up. My mom world class
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  Speaker 1: on this show. I can't play spades with you. I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not good at that either day, I'm not. It
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  Speaker 1: takes too much sit down and look at this and
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  Speaker 1: count figures throw me off. Remember what he has in
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  Speaker 1: his hand and she has, Uh, you got to be
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  Speaker 1: a place spade man. Yeah, I will pull up a
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  Speaker 1: chair to watch because I love I love check some
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  Speaker 1: of the great trash talking Yes in the world. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: sit down with me. Just understand what's about to happen.
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  Speaker 1: What was your favorite line? Seems I'll be your huckleberry.
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  Speaker 1: I never knew. Yeah, that's one of my favorite movie.
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  Speaker 1: You copy yourry, you can't play, That's what he'd say.
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  Speaker 1: He stay with us, y'all when we come back. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna run that prank back. You're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning showy back, I'm gonna running back, gonna be
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  Speaker 1: running that. Yeah, he'd rewind, he'd play. Remember that cassette take.
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  Speaker 1: We're going. Yeah, if the ribbon come out and put
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  Speaker 1: that pencil in there and turn it knowing it palpable,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. Run that prank back? What's the title? I forgot?
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  Speaker 1: This is the half style that's I'm supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: there to do your half at the wedding. Hey? Are
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: you lost? Uh? No, I do have a good thing.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: Just there's something that has come up and I kind
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: of need to discuss some things with you. Are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Let me ask you. You're a way. You
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: know I'm getting married in four hours? Right, I do know,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I do know. Let me ask you this, what time
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: actually is the wedding? Is it at five or six?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: The wedding is at five? Okay? Um, what have you
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: done to your hair so far? Nothing? You have the
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: hair I'm waiting for you to put weave in my
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: on my head? Right? Um? Oh god, dear, no, you're
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: on your way. Right. This is a joke. No, this
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is not a joke. I've got I've got my mama. Fine,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: tell him to come here. I don't have a stylus today.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: You came highly recommended, and I've already given you a deposit.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: You you should be on your way. I do understand
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: that dollar. I don't mind giving you your deposit back.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: That's no, that's not what I want. I need you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: here to do my hair. I have no one here
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: to do my hair. I've already paid you. I understand this, dear.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Calm down, listen, this is what I want to do. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I do have someone that I can send that it's
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: going to do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I just it's it's a very Oliver. Oliver is my friend,
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  Speaker 1: and we've gotten your kidding that. It's been a serious, serious,
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  Speaker 1: serious blow up. This is the most important day of
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  Speaker 1: my life, and you're not coming to do my hair.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you about this. I have
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: argued with him all night. I'm not going to go
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it
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  Speaker 1: for you to be here. I understand that, and I'm
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: going to send someone there. Any one of the most
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: unprofessional stylus I have ever met in my life. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to to to reign on your parade
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and professionalism went out the window when you called to
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: say that you can make it because you were in
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: an argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna do
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: is go back and forth with you. Somebody to find him? Fine,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm telling her to come. Where is everybody? Mama? Please
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: get him to the phone. Oh boyd listen. What have
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you done to your hair? Okay? Has it been washed? Yes? Okay,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: so it's just waiting. Is that what's going on? Yes,
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that's what's going on. Have been done? Have you been
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: under the dryer at all? No? Okay? So is it still? Damn?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: What are you asking me questions? You're tritting to get
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: someone I bring When I send someone in, I want
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: to send them in there. Yes, I'm sitting here with
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: wet hair. Has your hair? Has your makeup been done yet? No?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for you to do my hair. I cannot
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: believe this. Why are you asking me these questions? On
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Oliver I'm not gonna go I'm Oliver, I'm not Oh
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: my god, I'm not gonna say this is crazy. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to I'm tinking you now, let me take
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: care of the clime. I'm not going Hello, are you
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  Speaker 1: kidding me? Listen? Is there any way you could possibly
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: push the wedding back to seven? You are crazy? You
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  Speaker 1: want me to change my time because you're in an
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  Speaker 1: argument with your boyfriend. Listen, this is the first thing
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  Speaker 1: this is. You are the most unprofessional dollars I've ever
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  Speaker 1: met in my life. And trust me, Darling, I will
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  Speaker 1: put the word out about you. No, no, I haven't
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: make sure that you never ever do business again. Wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, now, what you're not gonna do? You don't
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: curse at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna do
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: warning my day. I understand that's no reason to be mad.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm the one that should be upset. It's my day.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna talk to me like this, and you
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: don't talk to you any kind of way I want
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: to you call warning my day. Hold on a second.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: So you got this talking crazy to me and I'm
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: nothing to go with it, and I'm not what I'm
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: not gonna do it sitting let's talk to me. Oh no,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: you didn't call me. I'm not going to sit here
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and let you talk to me. You know what, I
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: wish you were coming to this church. I got your listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: with you. Now, I got someone I can send in
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: there to get your hair done. Do you want it
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: or do you not? Who are you sending? I am sending. Listen.
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  Speaker 1: I will be sending my assistant. And she does. She
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: watched his half. She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: she'll get it to you. Don't want me to let
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: her shampoo girl start my hair on my wedding. Look
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: do you want Are you kidding me? I'm a a please.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Now you need to be talking to me, not all
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: of her. I understand, listen, let me take the racial voice,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: said her voice at me. I can't do what every
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: hell I want to. This is my Yeah, I've ruined
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: my wedding day. No I'm not. I'm trying to get
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: your wedding day together. Now. I'm going to send this
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: one shampoo gold to do my hair. Cynthia is very good.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: She will be there at five o'clock. We will have
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you read wedding starts at five o'clock. I don't know
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: what to say. What do you need to be saying?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Is he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia will be honest.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want Synthia to do my hair. I didn't
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: pay Cynthia to do my hair, paid you to do
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: my head. You have to bring Oliver with you. You
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: need to come on. But do you want to go?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you want to just go with me? Okay, listen,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I have one more thing I need to say. You
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: have to say to me. The only thing you need
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: to be saying to me is that you and Oliver
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: on your way. Yeah, about to ruin the most important
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: day of my life. I am not up on your head, yest.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Now are you on your head? Yes or no? Yes?
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: And I have one more thing I need to say.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: But what do you want to say? Listen? Don't don't
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: don't come for me. Boy, You've got to spit it out.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: This is Matthew tell me from the Steve Alby Morning Show.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: I am going to I don't believe they did this.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: That's why I can't sign on, Tessa and I'm kicking you.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Was not funny, not today. This is the last thing
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I needed today. Do you know what they wanted? They
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: wanted me to get you yesterday I said no, we're
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: waiting to the wedding day under so much. I got
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: one more thing. I gotta ask you, But what what
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: in the last the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: stupid telling me show. We know who's showing that you got?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Anybody want me to prank give you an initial not
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: necessarily in order j T. Let me switch that around.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that the one. That's it. That's it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I want to say something serious. I'm grateful, man, I'm grateful.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I am I'm grateful man because I appreciate people who
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: you know, It's it's amazing, man, how how this business
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: really works. How a person can think that they know
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: so much and that they can make a call that
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: will affect you, and like, you know, that's it. I'm
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: gonna do this. That's it for you. When I left
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the radio in uh Me and Shirley and Tommy left
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the radio in l A. You know what, they clearly said.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: That was it. This woman told me you will never
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: work in radio again. I will see to that personally.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: You were washed up. What are you done? I said,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I said, really, I'll see to that that you're never
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: working radio. Game. That was five years later, baddest radio
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: showing the land, Steve, everybody else, Joe Jo, you're listening
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right before we get
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: to miss Anne, I gotta tell you this, um, Steve,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you gotta give it up to the Houston Rockets. Got
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: him now. You can talk about him a lot, Yeah,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: but you gotta give it up to him. Here the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Shepherd came with it, man, he really did. You're not
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: saying anything. Yeah, yeah, your boy Russell Westbrook, I know
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: you love him, but they're out around one in the
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Western Conference playoffs. They beat him moment one oh five
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  Speaker 1: to ninety nine. Don't let's have real, honest comes but
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: let's have it. Who did y'all beat for real? Oklahoma
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Russell west What you won't you don't tell one over
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  Speaker 1: the five one on what you want? You know you
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: didn't hear me all raising all this head when the
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: calf swept the damn Pacers. What are you talking about
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: right now? The Cavaliers swept the Pacients that I ain't
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: said a word about. But now, but now y'all struggle
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: with Okay, see now y'all walking damn round of applau
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: because you talk about them show. Yeah you struggle five games?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah for the one about we swept all right the Rockets. Now,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: faith they're gonna face either Memphis or San Antonio, Okay,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: because they're scared. J They scared. They're just trying to
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: stay in the playoffs as long as they can. They
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: no good hair. Will they go to Senate? Tone it's oval.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just having it. Ain't the Lakers's sore about this
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: for at least for a long time. Maybe maybe nothing
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: in my lifetime. I have something for you, ja well,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: in case you missed it, Retired NBA superstar Kobe Bryant
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: made an appearance on The Tonight Show to spit some bars.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: As an ode to the one and only Steve Urkel,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Kobe dedicated a slam poem to the character from the
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: nineties sitcom Family Matters. Take a listen here. It is
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: transformation ercle to er cow suspenders to lapels from Nerve
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  Speaker 1: Steve cotton cheese so puny and weak, a metamorphosis from
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  Speaker 1: geek to fleek. Hands, who give a dance? I'm looking
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: around the room. Hands that man Coovie broke the man code,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and I'm not a Clovie fan. I'm gonna say it again,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: hands and give a dance? Up anything against Kobe. Yes, yes,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I became a Kobe fan, even even after the Shock
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: incident cause him and Shack shook hands about him, they did.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: I became a Kobe fan and he grew up, you know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: he grew up. It's in my spirit. I'm a Shock fan.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a Shock friend. Shock my mind, Kobe Covid Kobe
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: grew up into into quite a man after that. You really,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I wish I could o It's just it's sulting my spirit, Steve,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: and I can't do it. I try to walk back.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Who was the light? Don't wish I could be? You could?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Don't With everything in me, I can't let it go.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: It brings up a bad bowed taste, and that's it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: What is that? Ladies? And you had go to that,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: We gotta go to this. Come on, let it go,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: let it go. Okay, this is a trip with the news.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody out there, good morning or good morning,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning. Well here we go. Yesterday was
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: the U Holocaust Museums National Days of Remembrance, and this
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: time President Trump was careful to try to get it right.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Those who deny the Holocaust are an accomplice to this
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  Speaker 1: horrible evil and will never be silent. We just won't.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: We will never ever be silent in the face of
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: evil again. Up till now, you know, the Trump administration
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: has been criticized for making remarks that sounded insensitive to
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the Holocaust, at one point talking about the horrible event
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: without even mentioning the word you, and most recently, his
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer kind of embarrassed himself,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: seemed clueless, saying in a press conference of Hitler, din
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Gas people and that he knew about the people who
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: were taken to the Holocaust centers, like there was buildings
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: of centers or something like that. Anyway, federal judge in
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: San Francisco has now moved to block any attempt to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: withhold money from so called sanctuary cities by the TRUP administration.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Cities that don't turn into illegal immigrants just for just because.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: A judge has issued a temporary in junct in connection
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: with lawsuits found by San Francisco and Santa Clara, California.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: This Saturday, by the way, mark Trump's one hundred day
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: in office, the day that he promised great things, things
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: that by and large have not materialized. According to Jersey
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Senator Corey Booker, so badly telling us he'd have a
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: plan for isis in thirty days, telling us uh that
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: he was gonna get healthcare that's going to be better
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: uh than Obamacare. I mean, just on his own standards
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: of what he told us he would do. Uh, he
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: has failed by his own measure. He's failed as as
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: in his first hundred days. And Santa Brooker tells me
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: so far Trump's been betraying the people who supported him.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Actor Scott Bao says he's now very sorry for saying
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: his former co star Aaron Moran died of a heroin overdose.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Turns out, while the actors had fallen on hard times
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: and had drug issues, she actually died of undisclosed cancer.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: And Serena Williams has broken her silence about the remark
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: about former tennis star Ilian Assassy made about her baby,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: calling it racist. By the way, today is National Slap
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: a Dummy Day. I just thought I mentioned that we'll
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: be back with Eugene the Butterfly to the twenty minutes
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: after the hour stage. You're listening Steve Hard Morning Show,
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Good morning everyone, Stephen Tommy, Shirley Corllette Jr. And of
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: course Jay Anthony Brown, Good morning to be wanting to
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  Speaker 1: me antone ferguson morning flat Bound. So here's city, y'all um.
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  Speaker 1: Today we're talking about let me back out, you know,
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: not get so excited. So j Anthony Brown, Yes, you
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  Speaker 1: tell me you were gonna help me start my career.
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  Speaker 1: Have been working together and putting that together for your
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  Speaker 1: So this is why I'm first of all, we gotta
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: start with my name. I don't want to be Liberacci.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to come. I want to be
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: known as liber Racchi. It's already been a liberal. That's
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  Speaker 1: black liber How day, Anthony? Who did you this guy
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  Speaker 1: that's already was legend. You're not what you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do was disrespect me in front of miss her. How
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  Speaker 1: what's my soul? Let me write that to come out
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  Speaker 1: to Grace Jones? What song is there? Pull up to
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  Speaker 1: the bump. How about I'm coming out. I'm coming out Bochi, lady,
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  Speaker 1: didn't put your hands again? Up? And then I'm come
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  Speaker 1: in and then I come out in my yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so um, I want my first subject, my first um
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  Speaker 1: topic to be flamboing about about being playing boy, very flamboyant.
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  Speaker 1: You want to do something flamboying flamingo? Yeah, I got
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  Speaker 1: a deal with a Roman candle. The fun is your
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  Speaker 1: lives a couple of months away from that? What my
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  Speaker 1: boy be having a round? My can? I want to
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  Speaker 1: think you want to be flamboys? Don't? Yeah, you take
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  Speaker 1: a Roman candor? Or guess about waiving point I'm not
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  Speaker 1: thinking waving them. I'm not gonna do no. No hands
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  Speaker 1: your hands are in the end. But I see the sparkler,
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  Speaker 1: no I have What are they saying, Charlotte shut, I
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  Speaker 1: don't get it. And with a countdown and you stopped
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  Speaker 1: it for the sparkling close because it's Yeah. Charlotte helped
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  Speaker 1: in the Roman candle in the other one? Yes, free?
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  Speaker 1: So where is the candle? And your back is to
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  Speaker 1: the audience coming up? J Anthony will murder, murder, murder
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  Speaker 1: I want job. You don't say, Jay, what you got
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  Speaker 1: to be all white, all white, all right? Serious? Want
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  Speaker 1: to hear it here, doug Oh eight years he had
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  Speaker 1: all white white sister. It's gonna be all white like baby,
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  Speaker 1: oh weak and no, we're talking about the black life again.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Could you know they put it in this my life?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Whether shall in the garden of the highlight. I tell
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  Speaker 1: Obama we love it. But once he takes slightly Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: our blind ass can be so you better believe when
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I say't when you go black people won't have no vote.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: People instead of racing dope. Probably in in that first show,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: people and he Ate Rascoes had a number nine that
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: it took to go people give Mr Jay spot though.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: My eyes getting wet to see Obama go. That's it's
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: gonna be all white white people. We gonna be all white,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: white brother. Week, gonna be all white, sister. It's gonna
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: be all white doing him and do him. We're gonna
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: be all white, brother. It's gonna be all white, white sister.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be all white. Like maybe it's gonna be
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: all white doing him and even gonna be all white people.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Week gonna be all white white brother, weak, gonna be
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: all white, gonna be all right. Yeah, here he makes
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: stupid people proud. I'm proud, right, you nail that one.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: J Yeah, I'm I'm damn. I'm proudly shame. I'm you
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been shamefully proud? You know man, that
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be all white. The only think about it
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: is I was listening to the lyrics because I don't
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: know the original song. So that's what my aunts ain't
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: listen to nothing. But then he rapped two. It's called
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: pause rap Paul's record. Paul that's the Wow. So no
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: love for Houston. Hush Steve, I'm back on that. I mean,
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean congratulations, but what you want?
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Thank you, that's wanted, Oklahoma. I mean really, man, you
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: know y'all ain't give me nothing. When the cash welt
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: them patients, I ain't hear nothing about it. A matter
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: of fact, it wasn't even news. Starting now all of
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: a sudden called three Houston people on the show. We
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: got to stop and pay homage cause you to beat damn. Okay, see,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: yeah they got one player you can beat. Westbrook really
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: really name named two other players on. I don't think
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know anybody else. I don't nobody. I don't
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: think they know anybody else on the team. I'm like,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you just put this. They don't know where about your
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: name on the bestow who else play? Nobody knows who
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you know? West Josh Josh. That's got from the Lakers,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: now right, and when they got dripped lead back with
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: sat and now so now that you caught it, you
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: do understand man. But Russell Westbrook is your dude, though, Steve. Yeah,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: but he's doing everything he's doing on the plane, scrapping
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and fighting. He's just like by himself. He's yeah, yeah,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the coach, let's go, let's play these heads. Come on,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Cat let's get it done, and then coming up as
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: a prank phone call from a nephew. What you got,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I got cemetery, Watch me work. We'll be back. Hello. Hello,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach out Cedric Taylor. This is R. C.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Calhoun from the Inglewood Park Cemetery. Is this Cedric? What's happening? Listen?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the the lowest Williams? This is
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: my mama's sister. Yeah, but she did right right, She's
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: buried here at the Inglewood Park Cemetery. And we'll listen.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you why I'm calling you. We are
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: my family. The Calhoun family had decided that we're gonna
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: sell the Inglewood Park Cemetery, and we're calling all the
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: people's loved ones who are buried here. So what what's
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: going on, Mr. Taylor, is we've sold this property to
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the to the city and they have purchased the property
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: from us, so they they own the land that the
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: cemetery is on now. But what's going on is they're
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: getting ready to build a freeway through here. So what
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: we're doing is calling all the loved ones because these
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: bodies are gonna have to be dug up and move
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: to what that's right. But my mom over there too.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Your mom is buried that. But what they're doing is
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: they're gonna be um moving these bodies because they're the
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: city and decided they're gonna be build a free They're
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: gonna build a freeway through that. So what's going on
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: is we call them people so they know what they
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: can decide if they want to move into a different
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: cemetery that they like, or they're gonna leave it up
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: to us to move. Hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: excuse me, sir, Mr Calhoun, Let me let me some
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: didn't get to the point right off the bat. You're
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: calling me to tell me that you're gonna dig up
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: my unty body and my mama's buddy. What people do
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: you ask? Excuse me, sir, I ain't trying to go
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: there with to the non spec you have lost you man,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: If you think you're gonna dig up my mama's body,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I got news for your partner, I would be I
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: will find you. I will find you, sir, and it
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: will will not be pleasant. That's it. Ain't no threat,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: They ain't no promise. That's a guarantee. I'm crazy. You're
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: gonna call nobody and tell me you're gonna dig up
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: the body. What you're gonna dig up the body from?
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Do we well what that they've build in the freeway
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: through That's what I'm saying. And we didn't solved that
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: property to the city of the city's gonna build up
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: the freeway through that. So that's that's sacred ground. I
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: wish you and the city would try to dig up
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: my mama body lost. You're gonna call me to day
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: with some ain't nobody else cuts you out today? Well,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I've had some problems with some of the people, but
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: you all have a real problem right now, sir. If
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna call me and kill me, you you're gonna
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: dig up the body. The city gonna dig up the body,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: and you don't sold the place. But you can't call
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: with like that. That's up. Oh that's up, sir. And
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: you try to take up my mother's body. God help
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: me so I will not be responsible. You lost your mother.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Learn to call people and tell him like that. How
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: are you gonna do that? Well, it's my duty as
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: an official the cemetary to call folk and let him
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: know what's going on. That's all I want to do.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: And I don't want the problem at the Taylor. I'm
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: just trying to be honest and open minded with you
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: about it. We can move the body to do another
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: if you if you're so open minded. So how come
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you didn't call everybody and give them notice way in
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: advance when your family was thinking about selling the place.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Now when you don't sold the place, how can't you
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: didn't do that? Then people could have got petitions to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: get in everything and said, dog, you can't do that,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: But you don't get you a little piece of the pie.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I'm hip like, yeah, you get you with pieces of pie,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: and then you tell you everybody else when we tell
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: you something, MS calls if you call, if you call
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: me with some like this again, and you say you're
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: gonna move my mama's body, you say you're gonna move
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: my monkey's body. I don't give sir, it's gonna be on,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be only Mr Taylor. We're not trying to
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: have no problem. What I'm just saying that it is
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: my duty to call you and ask you. And there
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: are another particular cemetary you'd like for us to move
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: your mama to or your angel. I did not know
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: for I made the phone call that your mother was
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: bad down. I probably not. I didn't. I didn't know,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: now that I didn't know. You didn't know that. Well,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that's cool, it didn't. I tell you what, Mr. I
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: tell you what MS came home. Since you didn't know,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt you
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: didn't know. I'm gonna give you that. How about this?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: How about you just bring the bouti to my house
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: and I put them in the garage and when you come,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I'll have Channel full Challenge seven, Channel eleven, Channel nine,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: Channel thirteen. Here, how about that, sir? So they can
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: see what you done got going on about that? Sir,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not that's not that's against a lot of me
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to bring about it and bring it to your house
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: like that. I tried against the lot of you know,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: sold the place and dug you. And you want to
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: dig up the bouties and give them to me and
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: tiding to do something with them that ain't against the law.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Be dead. And then you want to call me like
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: I got wife, I got kids, holidays coming up? What
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: looks and speaking of your wife? That's uh, that's just
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: the WHU I need to tailor. Ain't it she the
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: one putting me up to this? This is a prank
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: phone called this nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got prank said, Oh that's some dirty,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: dirty dirty your white war need to said, you know,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: mess with him about this? Ain't it the Lowers? WI
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: supposed that's your favorite? Ain'ty am? I right? Yeah, yeah,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: we need to do it's your white one? Need a dog?
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Bro Man, what's the baddest radio show in the land? Man?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Oh man, It's Steve Harvey Morning Show. June thirty, There's
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: a Time to learn. Come on out and catch me
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: Channel nine Chan seven. Well a chum a little bit.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody else can cuss you out tomorrow? His favorite
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: line brank, ain't nobody you are calling with this? Yeah,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: your little piece of the flat the first sound like
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: blanks like you. This dude right here has no shade
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: right there. Super continues thirties going down. A Time to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Laugh make a fest at the Kay Bailey Huntinonson Convention
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Center in Dallas, Texas. Come your watch yours truly as
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I host the comedy show A Time to Laugh hosted
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: by me but also headlining Cedric the in the capitals
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: are going to church. Come hang out with us a
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: time to laugh. It's Mr cal who gonna be there. Yeah,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Mr Carl who will be down Time to life on
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: June fund Kay Bailey, Hutchinson Convention Center. Anybody there won't
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: be no cussing going on that night. I promise you,
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: bodies down here is gonna be voting that three channel.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: Just break them down here and set him up in
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: my garage. How about that? I put him in the
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: garage so that I got a wife and kids. Holidays
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: coming up? Okay, I'll tell you what is it? Baby?
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: You love that one? And he named the holidays. I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: got to deal with dead buddies and got the holidays
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: coming up? Have you done this any other town? Alight?
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: But man, don't you know I got the holidays? Wow?
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Kanye West back in the news. Uh, Kanye wanted Inward
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: and every title on Watch the Throne album from you
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: know a few years ago when you made that one.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: A former publisher recently revealed that Kanye wanted the N
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: word in the title of every song. Uh. He was
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: going to put the N word in every single title
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: of the album. So everyone has to say it and
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: confronted deal with it. People, deal with it. Jay Z
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: of course was against this for obvious reasons, but he
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: went along with in words in Paris, you know, that
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: was okay. That was okay for him. You know, he compromised,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: right and elevator that was all right. Yeah. So I
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: guess we have to say thank you to jay Z
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: for you know, reel and Kanye in a little bit,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: he wanted the word and every time every tile wow,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: in words, watched the throne. Wow, he's got to be
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: tough in in the house and just in that in
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: that whole environment with the Kardash Kanye, the father, law,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: mother law. Yeah, yeah, and that that's just got to
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: be you know, he's got that sometimes he's gotta do
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: this is that's where the end where moments come. Yeah,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: that's right, yea yeah, transference. I can't see it here.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: But in this album though, why did I do this?
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: You know, he has a moment right now. I think
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: this moment I saw on this show when lamar Odom
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: was in the car with Caitlin had met him for
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: the first time. Hey man, you gotta pull that episode
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: up and were struggling with this moment, right here. He
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: didn't get this. He had just come out to Rehale
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: boy when he met Caitlyn for the first time. That
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: was the best episode I've ever seen. But mar was
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: looking at him like, what I just got off drugs?
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Put me back? All right? Strawberry Letter is coming up
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: next a subject He's got a Big ego. Well you're
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve, buckle up and hold on tight. We
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter, subject
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: He's got a big ego. Dear Stephen Shirley, I believe
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I have found the man of my dreams. He is
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: everything I have ever wanted and more in a man.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: We've been dating for a while now, and I finally
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: gave him the cookie recently. The issue is, every time
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I give him the cookie, it hurts like heck because
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: he has a really big ego, way bigger than I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: have ever experienced in my life. I don't want to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: end our relationship because of this. As much as I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: like him, I hate sex with him because not only
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: does he have a big ego, he has a big
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: appetite too. The minimum number of encounters we've had so
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: far is three times a day on average. It's five
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: times a day. He asked me to meet him on
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: my lunch breaks, and if he stays late in the office,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: he likes for me to come to his office. I
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: am only twenty six years old and he's fifteen years
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: older than me. My friends tease me and have threatened me,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: saying that if I cannot handle him, they will. I
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: am afraid to tell him how I feel because he
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: may think that I am immature and can't handle him.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: If I let him go, then my friends and other
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: women can have him. How can I make this better?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Well? The fact of the matter is,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: young lady, that you can't handle him. I mean, it
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: has nothing to do with uh, you know how mature
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: you are anything like that. You can't physically handle this guy.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, and I say to you, please don't let
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: this much older, overly sex man ruin your young body.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: I mean. Sex and intimacy should not be painful, it
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be uncomfortable, and it shouldn't be hated. And quite frankly,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: five times a day is too much. It's just too much.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's just too much. He sounds controlling to
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: me because he wants you winever wherever. And he also
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: sounds merry too because it's in the offices and on
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: lunch breaks. But he won't stop until you stop. I mean,
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I advise you to go to the guy of collegist,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: to the doctor, get checked out. I really do. If you,
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: if you don't want this relationship this way, you have
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: every right to let him know. Even though you're only
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: twenty six, you may as well start standing up for
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: yourself now and let him know how you really feel.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: And then stop telling your friends. Just stop telling your friends,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: and then they won't be teasing you about stealing him.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: And I don't think he's a man of your dreams,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: not at all, not doing this, not listening to you,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: not even hearing you. So I don't think he's a
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: man of your dreams. Steve. Oh he's the man of
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: her dreams. Oh, oh yes he is. Oh he's he's mature,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: he's where, he dresses like she likes, He looks the
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: way she likes. He's got the job in the income
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: she liked. Oh, it's the manner her dream. The problem
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: with the man is he packing, he loaded, he blessed,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: he's in down, he's overjoyed. M he relentless of the cookie.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Now you have set up in here. You didn't know
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Jack Johnson was under them. Clue, now here comes big
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Jack Johnson, heavyweight Champ of the World nineteen thirty two,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: just knocking white folks out. That's back. Fights lasted thirty
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: six rounds. They just fought to your ass. Couldn't come
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: out there no more. Jack Johnson, just knocking white folks out.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Knuckles hated Jack Johnson. Well, this man got Jack Johnson
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: in his plans. Jack knocking white folks out. Now here's
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: a line in the song in your letter. I feel
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: he may think I don't want to tell him high
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Field because I'm afraid he may think that I'm immature
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: and k handle Hill. You can't. You can't handle him.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: It is nothing to be shame of. You can't handle him.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: You need to say it for this man kill you.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: You don't mess around. You ain't gonna be able to
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: do nothing in a minute because the man is too much.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be just walking and just pee on yourself.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna have a muscle, you ain't gonna have
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: nothing work. You don't tell you a little tell me
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: just I'm trying to help her. You're gonna be just
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: walking down the street and just everything just out. You
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be able to stop nothing. Ah, your muscle's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be told. You'll be sitting me and walking around
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: your over, just hanging on you lening. You don't even
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: know what it is. You ain't never seen your over.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: You're gonna see it. You keep gonna mess around big
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: Jack Johnson, because what do what do Jack Johnson do?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Knock white folks out? Nineteen thirty two? You just set
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: up here and started dating this man. Come up out here,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: just one of the five times a day you all
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: down that office and tell your phone rang you start crying, baby,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: let's go baby, coming to a sitting up in here
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: and that you're worried about him. You listen to me,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: It's perfectly normal for you to just to say these words,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not woman enough for you. I've been in this situation.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I wanted to tell a girl, look, I'm not mad
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: enough for you. Yeah, you gotta know when you didn't
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: met you much. You got to know when something is
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: too much, he too much. Listen to me, I'm talking
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: from experience. Is I've been in this situation and at first,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I was shamed as a man because I thought I
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: was I was adequate, but it turned out I want
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  Speaker 1: mad enough for you. You've said those words, yeah, yo,
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• 1:08:09
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  Speaker 1: trying to find a good way to put it to you.
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  Speaker 1: like to picture show? You like going to a picture show? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it twice, just that alone. You know the fact that
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  Speaker 1: all right. Yeah. Well, President Barack Obama knew that Kendrick
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  Speaker 1: Lamar really was a good kid. He knew that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so he took the time The President did to mentor
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  Speaker 1: uh young Kendrick many years ago. Kendrick tails Beats one
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  Speaker 1: that he once sat down for a one on one
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  Speaker 1: He says, what I took from that experience was the
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  Speaker 1: idea of knowing that it's gonna take more than just
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  Speaker 1: an eight year or a four year term. Uh for
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: the idea of change. He says, being a kid when
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: he was elected, I got the idea that it was
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  Speaker 1: But Kendrick adds that President Obama then was looking beyond
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  Speaker 1: change doesn't start while I'm here. It starts once we
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  Speaker 1: leave the space that we're in. You gotta prep yourself
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  Speaker 1: for the next decade of what you're going to do
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  Speaker 1: be doing something right, So I took his advice. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: scientists Jeff Nesbitt, who worked with the National Science Foundation,
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up this Friday. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: La La has been in the news a lot lately.
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  Speaker 1: La La Anthony, our good friend, was recently spotted at
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  Speaker 1: a strip club in New York City. Okay, she's getting out,
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  Speaker 1: but it wasn't all for fun. It wasn't all for fun.
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  Speaker 1: She was there to shoot footage for her brand new
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  Speaker 1: reality show. Uh La La is producing documentaries, a docuseries
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  Speaker 1: actually called gold Diggers it'll follow the lives of strippers
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  Speaker 1: and video vixens that have become successful businesswomen. Apparently, one
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  Speaker 1: of the cast members in the series works at the
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  Speaker 1: club French Montana, who was there to party, ran into
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  Speaker 1: La La by coincidence. He said that she seems to
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  Speaker 1: be in great spirits despite her marriage drama. So there
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  Speaker 1: you go. Who's whose marriage drama? Oh you didn't know
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: about La La and Carmela? Yeah, they're they're separated, apparent, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: apparently Carmelo. Listen, Carmelo got someone's pregnant or something. Steve. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a stripper, Yeah, yeah, a stripping Yeah. Yeah, it's ironic
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  Speaker 1: that she's doing She's come on, now, come on, y'all line. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's been all over everything. I know you work a lot,
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  Speaker 1: that's never gonna happen. No, no, I'm down off the pole. No,
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  Speaker 1: each commit Yeah yeah, yeah. All. United Airlines is in
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: trouble again for another passenger related incident. This one, however,
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: involves a giant rabbit, a rabbit on the planet. Simon,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: a three foot continental rabbit, was being transported from London
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  Speaker 1: to Chicago, where it was being received by its new
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  Speaker 1: celebrity owner they don't say who. When the flight arrived,
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  Speaker 1: Simon was found dead and now the breeder demands to
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  Speaker 1: know what went wrong. The rabbit was given a full
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  Speaker 1: medical examination well yeah, full medical examinations by a vet
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: before it went on the flight, and everything was fine.
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  Speaker 1: United issued a statement saying that listen to the statement.
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  Speaker 1: We were saddened to hear this news. We were saddened
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  Speaker 1: all the animals that travel with us is of the
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  Speaker 1: news and some bad news about your rabbit. It made
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  Speaker 1: its wow I wonder what celebrity was waiting for it.
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  Speaker 1: It says for a new celebrity owner, but they didn't
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Uh,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: this is crazy two thousand and seventeen. This year is
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: turning out to be the year of bay stories. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: There's been a hashtag hurt bay, hashtag stranded bay, hashtag
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  Speaker 1: boot bay, and now we have hashtag uber bay for okay,
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• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: wondering what the heck bay even means, it's short for baby.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, you don't say baby now, you say bay
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  Speaker 1: my bay. It's a term that millennials use for their
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend or girlfriend. That's how they describe them. So, okay.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: On today's episode of your TV show, Steve, of your
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: talk show, The Steve Harvey Show, you're gonna sit down
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  Speaker 1: with the latest subject of the viral bay story. Her
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  Speaker 1: name is Bree, She's twenty four years old and this
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  Speaker 1: is her very first national TV interview. So please go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: you tell it because you you've talked. Here's a deal.
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  Speaker 1: M hmm. This woman is a Uber driver. She's dating
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  Speaker 1: this man and they've been dating for about three years
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  Speaker 1: and she's well a little over a year. Okay, she
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  Speaker 1: got a relationship with this guy. She's thinking why this
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  Speaker 1: guy's are one. So one day before she goes to
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  Speaker 1: work driving her Uber, they meet to have lunch because
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  Speaker 1: he's gotta go catch a plane to go see his
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  Speaker 1: mother who's sick in d C. Okay, so they eat lunch, kiss,
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  Speaker 1: they drive off. She gets a call on her Uber
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: before a pickup at the airport. She got to the
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: airport and she picked this woman up. The woman gets
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  Speaker 1: in the car, they're talking. The woman gets to share
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  Speaker 1: the story that she's here to visit her boyfriend. The
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: woman in the car is going, oh, yeah, I got
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  Speaker 1: a boyfriend to blah blah blah miss him sometimes. So
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 1: so they're talking on the way and they tell him
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 1: all this in So they keep driving and they're talking,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: just exchanging stories. She pulls up to the part and
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: complex to the gate and the Uber driver says, wow,
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  Speaker 1: it's interesting, it's the same complex my boyfriend living. They
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: go through the gate, they're driving. The Uber girls say
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  Speaker 1: she started to get a sick feeling because she don't
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  Speaker 1: really know the address exactly, but it's going right towards
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend's house. She looked over in the parking lot
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  Speaker 1: and see her boyfriend car there, who was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be at the airport, dropping to park his car to
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  Speaker 1: go see his mama. The dude come down stairs to
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  Speaker 1: greet the girl that's in the back seat, who just
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  Speaker 1: happened to be in the back seat, and his woman's card.
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  Speaker 1: So now he come down stairs. He waiting for the
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  Speaker 1: Uber driver to pick up. Oh my god, to come
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: up and it's her. Oh God, So the chick jump
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  Speaker 1: out the car to Uber driver and just charge you.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I would have done that. Going back and forth,
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: he telling how to calm down. The girl gets out
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: the car because she don't know what's going on. She
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 1: get out the car to defend her man from this
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: crazy Uber driver. She bust this girl in the mouth.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: Uber has done nothing wrong here. Now do dude standing
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: there trying to tell trying to tell his girlfriend to
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  Speaker 1: lead the girl alone one thing laying through another. He
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  Speaker 1: get the girl out the car. The Uber driver jumps
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  Speaker 1: in the car. She mad she take off, but the
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  Speaker 1: girl luggage in the trump what we do? Yes? So
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: the next picture you see on Instagram is ther girlfriend rocking. Huh.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: His lover's glasses should have found the luggage that the
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 1: dude called huh asked her to bring the luggage back.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 1: She acts like she ain't got no luggage. Finally she
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 1: went on and took the girl's luggage back again. Her
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  Speaker 1: name is Bree. She's gonna tell Steve the whole story today.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: To make sure you're watching the Steve Harvey talk show today,
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 1: here's another question. How many stars did she get for
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: the rating after that? It wasn't a five star. It
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 1: was not a five star as a newer driver one. Now,
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 1: what I want you to tune in for is to
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: see this girl. Okay, it's not gonna make no sense
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 1: to you. It's not gonna really you know, she's she's
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 1: a decent girl though, you know, you would think she'd
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 1: be a lot more hood. But did you thought my
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 1: name and that? Oh yeah, you know, hey, I got
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 1: somebody for you. No, Junior, I didn't you know. I
• 1:42:37
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this one saying what is
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  Speaker 1: a chance of good? I was really waiting on an
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 1: ignorant person to start talking. Uh huh, but not the case.
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  Speaker 1: Huh No, she's surprised me. Well, Steve and j you
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: guys are good friends. You talk about it all the time.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 1: According to a new study, having a best friend makes
• 1:43:09
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• 1:43:18
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