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Steve Mice Story, Pastors, Ask Steve, Dating and Lies and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: good it. Steve listening to movie together for stum Please, Mommy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joined me to be doing men. You
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  Speaker 1: Go me. Come come on your back. I shore will
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  Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only. Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Oh man, Steve Harvey got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show because God. Because God is simply amazing. Because God
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  Speaker 1: is off the chain, because God is over the top,
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  Speaker 1: because God is all that in a bag of chips.
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  Speaker 1: God is amazing. Man. God will take you places that
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  Speaker 1: you never ever thought you would go. Oh you know what?
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  Speaker 1: It Sometimes it amazes me when I'm watching all people
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  Speaker 1: talk about themselves and their careers and where they're adding
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  Speaker 1: life and things and they and I hear people say,
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  Speaker 1: you know, always dreamed of being him. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: can understand when a person says that I've always dreamed
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  Speaker 1: of something like this would happen to me. But I
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  Speaker 1: want you to think about that for a second. Did
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  Speaker 1: you really see it just like that though? Did you
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  Speaker 1: really really see it just like that? Did you really
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  Speaker 1: know that God was gonna bring you through all he
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  Speaker 1: bought you through to get you to this place? Did
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  Speaker 1: you know that, in spite of the losses along the
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  Speaker 1: way that would crumble the average person, that somehow He
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  Speaker 1: kept you through it all and that's how you got here?
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  Speaker 1: Did you think of you know? I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I mean, since you're so busy talking about
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  Speaker 1: yourself now, have you forgotten all the times He was
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  Speaker 1: bringing you through when you didn't see no way that
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  Speaker 1: you was gonna get through? Do you remember that? So
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  Speaker 1: when you sit there and you say, I dreamed of this,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I always saw happening, I don't really think. So,
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  Speaker 1: I don't really think if you take inventory, or real
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  Speaker 1: close inventory of your life and you look back on
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  Speaker 1: it all, I'm looking at the moment right now, remember
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  Speaker 1: where you come from. See, that's what gets me emotional sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: that's what makes me tear up, because when something is
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  Speaker 1: happening to me in the moment, it ain't the moment.
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  Speaker 1: For me, it's the memory of how I got there.
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  Speaker 1: It's the recollection of all the things, all the nights,
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  Speaker 1: all the days in that car, all the times by
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  Speaker 1: myself when I felt like I wasn't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: But somehow I'm standing somewhere and somebody passing out an
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  Speaker 1: the ward to me or somebody calling my name, that's that.
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  Speaker 1: Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then?
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  Speaker 1: So so so, since you're talking about this is what
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  Speaker 1: I always dreamed of? Did you really think in those
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  Speaker 1: moments right there that you would even be standing here today?
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  Speaker 1: That's why I try to I try to give people
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  Speaker 1: to understand, you know, and and and and this is
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  Speaker 1: kind of for young people today what I'm about to say.
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  Speaker 1: But then guess what I Sometimes I have to remind
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  Speaker 1: myself of it, So I guess it's still kind of everybody,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because I work with a lot of young people,
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  Speaker 1: and so many times, man, young people just don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what all it takes. And I know, and if you're
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  Speaker 1: a full grown a dot, if you're forty, you you
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  Speaker 1: really understanding where I'm coming from, because you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, young people or anybody that don't understand this,
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  Speaker 1: that you got to do some things that you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do in order to do what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do. You have to understand this principle of success
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  Speaker 1: or else you are not going to become successful. I
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  Speaker 1: got what you want to do. I got your ultimate goal?
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  Speaker 1: Is this, that, and the other? I got all of that.
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  Speaker 1: But in the meantime, though, there are some necessary steps
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  Speaker 1: that you have to take in order to become successful,
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  Speaker 1: and you cannot skip these steps. You can't jump over
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  Speaker 1: these steps just because you want to be rich Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I got that. I got that. Everybody got that. But
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  Speaker 1: if you want this, whatever you're talking about, whether it's
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  Speaker 1: money or success or fame or climbing the corporate letter
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  Speaker 1: or this is the position or you all, that's fine
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  Speaker 1: and then it. Please hold on to your dreams. Dreams
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  Speaker 1: come true. But in the meantime, let me remind you
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  Speaker 1: of something that you gotta do some things you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to do in order to do what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do. You must get this in your head that
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  Speaker 1: are some survival things that you have to master in
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  Speaker 1: order to do what you want to do. Let's take
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  Speaker 1: it down. Let's say you want to be rich and famous.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just say that's it for you. Let's it. It's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of other ways of being successful. Please don't
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  Speaker 1: think that's the only one. But I'm just saying, let's
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  Speaker 1: just say yours is rich and famous, and let's say
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  Speaker 1: some miraculous way God made you rich and famous. Next Friday,
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  Speaker 1: Ta ya you rich and you famous? Next Friday? Can
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  Speaker 1: I share something with you? This is not going to
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  Speaker 1: last for you. You know why because you have not
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  Speaker 1: done the things necessary. You have not done the things
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  Speaker 1: that you have to do in order to do the
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  Speaker 1: things you want. So now you're rich and famous, How
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  Speaker 1: you gonna know how to budget money? How are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna know how to get up and keep clawing towards
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  Speaker 1: the top when you fall off your pedestal? How are
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  Speaker 1: you gonna know how to reinvent yourself if you didn't
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  Speaker 1: even invent yourself in the first place. See, it's so
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  Speaker 1: many things You got to know about something, and you think,
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  Speaker 1: because it's what you want right now, it's supposed to
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  Speaker 1: happen just now. It's a process. When you ask God
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  Speaker 1: for something. Please know, God know the process. He knows
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  Speaker 1: the necessary steps to take you through. Don't lose your
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  Speaker 1: patience with God because your dreams ain't coming true right now? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know you know I think the best way y'all
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  Speaker 1: is for me. I just used myself as an example.
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  Speaker 1: I really do understand why God has given me the
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  Speaker 1: life he's giving me so far. I understand to being homeless.
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  Speaker 1: Part now, I get to not being successful when I
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  Speaker 1: want it to part Now, I get it. I got
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  Speaker 1: the delayed entry into the field of choice for myself.
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  Speaker 1: I got it now. I've been wanting to be on
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  Speaker 1: TV and a little comedian since I was nine years old.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, I didn't get there until I was
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight. But see, I didn't get it then. I
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  Speaker 1: was mad at God. You know what, I won't knop
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  Speaker 1: sent it here here. I got exactly what you want.
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  Speaker 1: But I got this process. I want you to go
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  Speaker 1: through to get here too, because see, I'm fit to
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  Speaker 1: take you somewhere. You don't know nothing, But one day
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna have a radio show with You're a little
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  Speaker 1: stupid behind. You don't know. This year, I'm gonna bless
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  Speaker 1: you with a radio show. You don't even know it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I say every more that Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show because see I didn't I didn't see
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  Speaker 1: this one coming. But see God had a plan for me.
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  Speaker 1: Was the blueprint of my life. So God said, what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna make your life a
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  Speaker 1: little rough for you. I'm gonna toss you up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. I'm I'm gonna let you make some of
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  Speaker 1: these stupid decisions you wanna make it I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 1: you learn from them. I'm I'm gonna let you be
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  Speaker 1: homeless for a little while. I'm gonna let you not
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  Speaker 1: get into your field a choice until you're twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have people talking about if we had only
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  Speaker 1: seen him when he was younger. I ain't gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you get your first can your name till your thirty eight.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you go through some things because one
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  Speaker 1: day I'm gonna put a microphone in front of your mouth,
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  Speaker 1: and I want you to honor me. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to talk about me. I want you to tell people
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  Speaker 1: what I bought you through. I want you to give
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  Speaker 1: people inspirational moments where they can see that your life
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  Speaker 1: was jacked up for a minute and I turned your
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  Speaker 1: life around for you. That's God dealing with me. See,
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  Speaker 1: so now I finally understand why I went through the
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  Speaker 1: life I went through, so I can have something to say. See,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't over here telling you about what I think
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  Speaker 1: are happened. I'm telling you what I know can happen.
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  Speaker 1: That God does make dreams come true, but sometime it
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  Speaker 1: take a minute. Sometimes you're gonna have to do some
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  Speaker 1: things you don't want to do in order to do
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  Speaker 1: what you want to do. Yeah, I finally got on TV,
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  Speaker 1: but I had to learn some things along the way. See,
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  Speaker 1: maybe He waited for me to get some of these
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  Speaker 1: messages for he gave me this gift that I want
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  Speaker 1: so I would appreciate it more. See when you don't
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  Speaker 1: get into comedy when you to you twenty eight and
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  Speaker 1: you've been wanting it since you nine, Now when you
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  Speaker 1: get into it, you appreciate it more. Then. Guess what
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  Speaker 1: I'd been through so many struggles and a divorce and
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  Speaker 1: life had turned me around. So when I became homeless,
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  Speaker 1: I still didn't give up because I had appreciated the
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  Speaker 1: fact that it took me so long to get here
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  Speaker 1: that nothing was gonna deter me. And he gave me
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  Speaker 1: the fortitude and the strength to hang on in there.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't leave him out the mix, okay, because you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to do this by yourself and it ain't working
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  Speaker 1: for you. All right, all that you, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: him one more, give me one more, let him have it,
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  Speaker 1: letting them have It's too early for this man. This
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  Speaker 1: too early for this right off his full break. You
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  Speaker 1: right after this. At thirty two, after you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: has uh my story a story about mice out of Memphis,
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  Speaker 1: but some names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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  Speaker 1: As we are first forty Yeah, yeah, I was a
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  Speaker 1: young act I wasn't in the business. Loan had a
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  Speaker 1: friend of mine that lived in Memphis. This guy and
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  Speaker 1: so I had checked into a hotel down there, but
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  Speaker 1: it was like really really messed up. It was only like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, fourteen dollars a night, you know, that was
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  Speaker 1: outside right there, and so yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I could see the car call up to so I
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  Speaker 1: called him on his house phone. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in a bad fight. He said, come on over
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  Speaker 1: to the house. Man. My mom and near him. They
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  Speaker 1: don't mind, you know, they love you. Get yourself something
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  Speaker 1: to eat. So I got over there about ten thirty.
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  Speaker 1: His mom and near him in the bed, his brother
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  Speaker 1: on the couch sleep. I'm in the kitchen with him
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  Speaker 1: and were eating. So he said, hey, man, just enjoy yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going out. I said, man, I gotta get up
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning, like about five in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: Get back out on this road. I got to drive somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: He said, no problem, man, you can stay at my
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  Speaker 1: sister's baby because she gone. So I'm in her sister bed,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of twin bed and I hit e
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  Speaker 1: naises and my suitcase is on the floor. Then I
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  Speaker 1: look and a mouse crossed out of my suitcase. Now
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  Speaker 1: I got to get up and unpack. It's about one thirty.
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  Speaker 1: I got to unpackcase open. Yeah. Ok, I wasn't thinking
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  Speaker 1: another how the hell I know? So now I got
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  Speaker 1: to unpack, shake out everything, make sure I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no mice in this luggage because I can't put this
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  Speaker 1: in my car because I live in it. But you
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  Speaker 1: can't live in it's a mice and infested car. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm just driving the ass cross country. I'm committing
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  Speaker 1: felling it. So I get up and I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me go in the living room. Man, what the
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  Speaker 1: hell going on? So I go in the living room
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  Speaker 1: and I'm in a I'm in a I'm in a
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  Speaker 1: chair and I hit it scratching by my head and
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  Speaker 1: I turned around and it's a mouse on the top
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  Speaker 1: of the lazy board chair by my head. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now I'd stood straight up idn't damn
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  Speaker 1: didn't touch the ceiling and I had knodded off. So
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  Speaker 1: that's about one thirty in the morning. Now, now, my
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  Speaker 1: boy he gone out. So I sit up and I
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  Speaker 1: noticed this mouse run across the floor from under the
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  Speaker 1: couch to this big round coffee table the head in
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  Speaker 1: the middle that was made out of fur, but you
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  Speaker 1: could go up on. So I saw this mouse run
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  Speaker 1: up under the tai. I said, man, this one on
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  Speaker 1: the back of the chair, one on table. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm any damn might sitting here. So then the mouse
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  Speaker 1: just shot across the TV, just laying across the damn TV.
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  Speaker 1: It's flow model. So I got here, had a fold
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  Speaker 1: away chair against the wall. You know the metal fold
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  Speaker 1: away chairs they have at church. So I got him
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  Speaker 1: metal fold away chair and put it up, and I
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  Speaker 1: got another one from my feet to get up in,
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  Speaker 1: and I put my foot up in this chair. I
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  Speaker 1: sweat to God, I'm not lying to you at all.
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  Speaker 1: The damn mice was everywhere. They start running across the floor.
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, is it one thirty in? Is it
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  Speaker 1: is this? The prime is gonna ask him about that.
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  Speaker 1: They was running across the floor. Man, they was crawling
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  Speaker 1: all up on the backs of the chairs. And I
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  Speaker 1: look up on top of the curtain and it's two
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  Speaker 1: mice on top of the curtain. So I look at
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  Speaker 1: the curtains, and the curtains is moving. The mice is
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  Speaker 1: crawling up the back of the curtains, up on the
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  Speaker 1: top rod. Now his brother is on his brother brother.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: boy's brother was on the couch sleep his little brother.
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  Speaker 1: He's sixteen. The mice all over the couch. They on
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  Speaker 1: his show. He ain't woke up. Now I'm looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so scared for this boy. Oh my god, I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually enough of a motor and they could really
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  Speaker 1: start eating your Hey. Now, you'd be able to get
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  Speaker 1: him in time, because they're just mice. But these mics
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  Speaker 1: up and I kid, y'all not. I've never seen nothing
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  Speaker 1: like it in my life. And I had my feet
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  Speaker 1: up in the Foloway check because I'm going, man, what
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  Speaker 1: the hell is going on? And my eyes is burning
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  Speaker 1: because I can't blink because I can't take my eyes
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  Speaker 1: off them mice my eyes. But if I ever needed vizine,
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  Speaker 1: I needed. I was mortified. Man, damn mice was running
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  Speaker 1: across that float, climbing up on this couch over there
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  Speaker 1: on that boy's shoulder. Then then me and I just
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  Speaker 1: see him brush something that ain't no flat brushing like them.
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  Speaker 1: Is mosquito? Or wake your ass uping help me through this.
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  Speaker 1: So I wanted to wake him up, man, because I
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  Speaker 1: needed some help to understand this. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen that many mice in my white and
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  Speaker 1: I mean they just running back and forth all on
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  Speaker 1: over the furniture, cross the TV. So about two thirty
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  Speaker 1: five in the morning, about three, I've been up the
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  Speaker 1: whole time. I ain't slept with when I'm scared to
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  Speaker 1: take my foot off the chair. Yeah. Yeah, the keys
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  Speaker 1: sticking the dough. It's my boy. He coming back in.
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  Speaker 1: He put the key in the door and turned the lock.
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  Speaker 1: He opened the door. Hey, man, what's happening? What a mouse? No, damn,
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  Speaker 1: you can't explain it. Don't even I'm looking at him, man,
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  Speaker 1: he say, he say, he's a love. What's happening, man,
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  Speaker 1: I Saian, you know what the hell happened? He said,
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  Speaker 1: what's wrong? I said, Man, your seat hate a mouse?
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  Speaker 1: I smell you're looking over what I said, They all
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  Speaker 1: up on the curtain curtains. Ain't man, they've been running
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  Speaker 1: up on the andin't a mouse, No damn for like
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  Speaker 1: a dream, brother, sleep like Ain't nothing wrong about three
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  Speaker 1: thirty three, three o'clock in the morning. He came and
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: he said, yeah, bro, I'm Hugger's here. You want somebody
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: eat mony? Hell no, not at this album. I said,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what I'm gonna do. Man, I'm gonna
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: get in my car. I got to take off. Man,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I got a head in the breast. Oh man, I
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: thought you're gonna leave little bit late. Don't worry about that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sleep in my damn car. And I need
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: to get my car to the driveway because they probably
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: climbed up that right while Steve, all right, well, listen
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: coming up next, church complaints. It is Monday, Reverend Motown
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Deacon Death jam in the building. Right after this. You're
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's Monday, and you know
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: what goes down on Monday. It's time for Reverend Motown
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: and Deacon Death jam with church complaints. Yeah, oh three
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  Speaker 1: two one by count that we are here. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I decided and I would be more professional now and
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  Speaker 1: do a be counted in like they do Steve on
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  Speaker 1: the TV show. You know they count here me in. Yeah,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: they count time me into. I've seen them. So I
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: decided that I'm gonna get counted in now. Yeah, I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: need somebody to count me in too. No, you are
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  Speaker 1: I bring you in see right now, and I do
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  Speaker 1: this here that that that's your you did. We're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do a count that. Then I come in another account.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I was gonna count master. No, then you ain't got
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: to do that because that ain't see that. That ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna come across. Good. Okay, ten for six five fold
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  Speaker 1: three two one mm. We are here for church complaint.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Let us begin with this nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: Deacon death jail. All right, past it, let's get started here.
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  Speaker 1: I the prison ministry. Casino night went bad this past Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Two people got shanked and now all people with their
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: arms broke all. Oh, some play money pass that was
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  Speaker 1: down in the basement. You're gonna have to talk to
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  Speaker 1: the prison minister. They seem to get out of hand
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: when they're throwing something. See what y'all feelings realizes you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you can't have these former inmates that's just getting out
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: in charging them because they're bringing their mentality over here
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: with him. Now, then they're playing cards for conversation. All
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: that this ain't played money to them, all right, then
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: they're shanking people in all this here, we're even fit
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  Speaker 1: to put over it. We're gonna stop the prison minister.
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  Speaker 1: When you get out of playing, don't don't come to
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  Speaker 1: this church. Well, I'm not gonna be the one tell
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  Speaker 1: the prison ministry that they are canceling. Now, I'm not
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: gonna tell them. Well, I'm just telling right now, how
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: are we gonna do it? We're just gonna cut the
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  Speaker 1: prison ministry out. But you're gonna have to tell him that,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: And you're gonna have to tell him that because they're
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: gonna all end up going back any huh. Let him
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  Speaker 1: go to church in prison, Say what coming out here
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  Speaker 1: shanking people who wants to get stabbed? Well? Hello, and
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: you gonna tell him, deacon, because you started this minute.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Now I didn't. I didn't start. Yes, she did. You
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: came down with your nephew telling out he needed salvation,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: and you started the ministry. Now you're gonna have to
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: be the one bring it off. When I'm gonna call him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna next. I'm not gonna I can't tell
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  Speaker 1: this today's face like that. You tell it to that
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  Speaker 1: as if you want to get it back. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: getting shanked for this, I tell Pastor next, Deacon, you
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  Speaker 1: better move along. All right here we got Pastor. We
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: have an issue. Brother Finley, brother Claren's Finny has not
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: been the church pastor in three weeks. Now. Here's the deal.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: He is locked inside his house. Apparently he is three
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: months behind, and the landlord has bolted and locked him
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: in the house and he can't get out, so and
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: the landlord is not gonna let him out until somebody
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: come out in pay. He's been calling trying to get us.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: He's three months behind. Well, I don't see what the
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: problem is. I consider you know, see right there, Deacon,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: just go right along with your prison ministry. Ain't just
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: similar to hustle rich uh h. He's ain't come out
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: three months behind here and they watching TV, eating, drinking.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: He's out of food. I didn't take something around. Now
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: we make some plates out the service and take a
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: couple of places round there with him. Fall Pastor, the
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: man that's three months behind. If we happ him with
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: his rent, then he will be able to come out
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: the house and come on back there. You said he
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: was hungry. Yeah, so we paying rent, ain't he's still
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be hungry. Yeah. I fixed the problem that you
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: could fix the Now we could fix the hunger. We
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: ain't got no three months back when not at dis
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: church all right passed, we all might to have back
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: on the mortgage on the hill building exactly now out
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: here's a new situation. I want you to bear with me,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Pastor we Um. We have three members that have been
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: arguing and fighting over who was gonna lead the caroling
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: uh for you know, Christmas time, because they go around
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: doing the caroling as. I'm gonna have to let you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: decide on this because it's pretty rough on me. Here
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: could you. I'm gonna let you figure out who you want. Now.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: First we have brother Donnie Dixon. Please take a listen
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to Brother Donnie Dixon. Pass me not old gentle, say
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: save you here my boy, cry, cry wow ohnothers down
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: or called Colleen, thank you, thank you. I don't why
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: is here to run it? That ain't even criminal? So
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: here is sister Reba Riba jarge bath please take a listening.
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  Speaker 1: No whipon for here's me? No no, no sheill prosper
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: no no he walking around whim what hed what you
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  Speaker 1: will stand your side? He weep? Come, thank you, thank
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you's been not leave past fantasier style as sister, No no, no,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: for no reason? Right go ahead, sister Laura bills may
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  Speaker 1: R sweet the sound say come, thank you, thank you
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  Speaker 1: too much, too much, slavery, thank you to what is
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: we saying like the hounds is coming? All right? We
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: gotta go sorry? I like that. Secondly, alright, alright, more
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steven Show. Steve, what's something
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: you feel like you constantly, constantly have to explain to
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: people you want? You want, yes, we want you to lie.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: A thing that I'm trying to get past is my
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: lifestyle to explaining explaining that I can't tell you how
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: many times? Why y'all do that? You know you could
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: have gayed this to this. It's people over here that
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing, and y'all spending this money on that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: I spend a lot of time dealing with that. But
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: you give. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. You
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: can't give enough to people, That's true. You can give
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: until you ain't got no more, and then they just
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: move on to another lass. But I get yeah, I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: get tired of explaining myself. I'm through. I'm through doing that.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I'm through doing it. And you give to us. Ye,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: very generous, You're very generous. Yes, and thank you. But
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: like Bishop Alma told me, for those who love you,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: no explanation necessary. For those who hate you, no explanation acceptable.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: And when we ask you, Steve, I mean we ask
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: you a lot of stuff too. I mean, but we
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: work together and we just want to know exposures everything
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you know, absolutely the blessings. Come down, man, let's slow down.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, Carl, Like you got a question, I do?
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I do? Okay, So listen to this seat. You wake
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: up and you see you have texts from multiple family
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: member text messages from multiple family and friends. Now, half
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: of the messages say go outside. The other half of
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: the messages say stay inside. What do you do? Half
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: of the messages say stay inside and the other half
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: say go outside. From family, stay inside? Yeah, and then
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: from family and friends. You got a whole bunch of
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: text messages. I'm gonna stay inside. I control most of
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: what's happening in mind, go outside, opening up yourself towards here.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody in here. You can't get in here. I
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: got alarms, I got secured. I'm gonna stay in here,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: all right. I hain't to go out nowhere. That's that's
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: a good one. Like, yeah, we're playing as Steve. Come on, junior,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: all right, uncle? What is the dumbest and I mean
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the dumbest rule you had it? Tune again? Yeah you did,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: mister change of attitude? What killed? What's the dumbest rule
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: you had in school? This the one elementary Two people
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: can't slide down the slide board and say, who are
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you trying to? We can't go for thirty minutes, you
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: see that, trying to get any If you let two
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: three of us slide at one time, we can probably
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: get a couple of slides in right as one person
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: at a time and they get to the bottom and
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: clear the air. What bro, bro, you're gonna clear the
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: area when you get the bottom of these shoes on
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the back of your head. That was the dumbest, damn one.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: We didn't have a one sliding board. Here's one. What
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: are you slowly starting to realize? What else are you
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: slowly starting to realize as you become older and older? Man,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I think it has more to do with sex. Okay,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: well think we're all ears. We hadn't hit. Yeah, it
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: ain't as critical as it used to be. Like if
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I come in and it's late, now I'm sleepy, I
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: see you the more I'm trying. But when you were younger,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: when I was younger in the car on the way,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, yeah, see, I've learned to be a
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: lot more patience with it. Okay, of late, that's ain't that.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Just slow down, dog, it's gonna happen. We gotta go
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: to miss Anne Steve Let's ladies and gentleman miss Anne
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Tripp very much, everybody, and this is a trip with
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: the news. Unfortunately, the news doesn't come by slow. Residents
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: of the island nation of Sri Lanka, for instance, have
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: been traumatized in the wake of the Eastern Day bond
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: blasts that ripped through luxury hotels, churches, multi Catholic churches,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: killing two hundred and ninety people and injuring about five
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: hundred others. Local law enforcements say that the blasts of
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Peter have been coordinated suicide attacks. The victims include Sri
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: Lankan police as well as tourists, including three Americans. No
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: reason for the explosions has been given yet. Nobody took responsibility,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: but police suspect the locally grown Muslim terrorist group that
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: apparently did threaten to take some action. The chairman of
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: the House Judiciary Committee, Congressman Gerald Nadler, says that while
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Democrats are not pursuing the impeachment of President Trump, that
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: the issue is not entirely off the table. Nader tells
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: NBC's Meet the Press that Democrats want to see the
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: whole MULA report and allow the evidence to lead them.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: We have to hear from bar We have to hear
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: from Mueller, We have to hear from other people like
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Don McGann. We have to get the entire report, including
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: the redacted materials, so we can evaluate it. And naller
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: as the evidence of the obstruction of justice by President
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Trump is impeachable if it has proven. The FBI says,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: as arrested the leader of an armed group of Americans
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: who have been stopping and arresting migrants from Central American
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: countries from illegally crossing the nation's southern border. They're just
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: taken upon themselves. The suspect is identified as a guy
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: named Larry Hopkins. He's a convicted felon, and he was
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: taken into custody in New Mexico. He's doing federal court
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: later on this morning. Looks like Trayvon Martin's murderer gets
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: no love from Tinder. George Zimmerman, the ex neighborhood watch
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: volunteer who called police about the innocent black teenager for
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: no reason, attacked him after being told by authorities not
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to interfere, and who shot and killed him after losing
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the fight that he himself started. Zimmon was acquitted. However,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Tinders cited a user's a safety from moving his profile,
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  Speaker 1: and the Tampa, Florida newspaper says a Zimma is using
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  Speaker 1: a fake name on Tinder anyway. Former Vice Press and
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  Speaker 1: Joe Biden expected to officially join the crowded list of
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty Democratic presidential hopeful sometime this week, they say,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: maybe by Wednesday. Sad news, film director John Singleton has
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: reportedly suffered a stroke. According to his family. The fifty
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: one year old writer and director of the groundbreaking film
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Boys in the Hood, suffered a stroke while in the
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: hospital last Wednesday. You know where and why he was
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: in there anyway, but anyway, he remains in intensive care.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: This week, John Singleton became the first black filmmaker to
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: receive an OSCAR nomination four Boys in the Hood, Tom
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: said the weekend box office. The new horror film Lalona.
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  Speaker 1: Your children are safe now, but they will come for
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: them La Jordonia Latona made twenty six million bucks. Now
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to show,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, here we are. J is here to
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Joy
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown is here with comedy Roulette. What you got?
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  Speaker 1: It is so simple, it's very simple. We have to explain.
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  Speaker 1: I know Steve gets upset, but we have new listeners
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  Speaker 1: by the hour, by the hour Championship we actually yeah,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it's championship Team's championship team. So it's comedy roulette. Here's
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  Speaker 1: how we do. We take five subjects, put them on
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  Speaker 1: a wheel. Fund the wheel. Look at me, Sherley when
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I said, Bunton fund the wheel, funding around and around
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: where it stops. We do the damn thing. All right,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: here we go. Number one, so you're telling me you
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: don't know how you got naked pictures on your phone. No,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: we're not having that discussion. Number two, the car always
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: comes back on e Yeah, all right. Number three, what
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: part of you on punishment? Do you not understand. Four.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I see that tooth messing. You see that toothisting? How
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  Speaker 1: can you walt get it there? Number five? Nobody buys
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: a bus pass just to be buying a bus. Okay,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: bunn it, finn it cats, let's do let's do that phone, many,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: let's do that phone. Oh what you don't like this one?
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Number one landed on number one? How are you telling me?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: You don't know how you got naked pictures in your
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how those pictures got you know what?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: This ain't my damn phone? Look at that? Look at
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: ain't my phone? Master fact, I don't know how do
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you feel? What? She really was? Sure he was the
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: results of her mamocane got to see that? Why I
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: get to say that she looked that night? You pushing it? Listen, listen, listen.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you, baby, these are the girls
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: that are auditioning for the Vagina monolog That's all. Listen, baby,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: don't be like that man. But she got ready. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: she's not naked. What you looking at? She looking soon
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: as you're showing she's not naked. Not only is she
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: not naked, she was showing me pictures of her bathroom
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: She just happened to be nick when she took the pictures.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: That's all that is. She needs some work in the bathroom.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Happen to me forever, nice capet exactly. I'm not. I
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: don't know how to. She sent the picture to me
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: because she wants me to show you, ask you what
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: you take she told me to do. I'm just doing
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: what she told me. She said, show it to you
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: and see what you think. Now what you think? Baby, baby, baby?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: This is this is listen, all these pictures. Was going
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: into this new thing and I'm opening up online called
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: booty book, Facebook book. That's what you can do. You
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: can't do the book without the booty baby. You're gonna
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: ask me about the nigger picture in this phone. She
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: sent them to me so I could give him the
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: lee handed for his God. I'm trying to help. I'm
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: shot help somebody. He sent me the neck picture. She
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: said she got a rash on her back. Did I
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: want to see it? I said, yeah, that's how I
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: got that name. A doctor. My name Ki. Okay. She
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: was trying to tell to somebody name Ki. Stand your stand.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I told her I thought I had
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: the meason. She said you really look like that was
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: not like that. Thanks guys for this week's version of
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette. Every Tommy has a prank phone called coming
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  Speaker 1: up right after this you're listening to show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
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  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today. Hang onto your seats
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  Speaker 1: for this one. Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call which you've gotten call. Yes, this goes out to
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  Speaker 1: all the chill leadle mammas bottom bottom bottom of Hello, Hello, Hello, hello, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can you hear me? I'm trying to reach Sorry second,
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  Speaker 1: let me count it down. Okay, Hi, who are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to reach? I'm trying to means Angela. This is Angela.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this see Hi angel This is Chip Chip.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the new camp director for the cheerleading camp for
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  Speaker 1: the summer. Oh hi, Chimp, what can I do for you?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to give you a courtesy call your daughter.
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  Speaker 1: You've got her signed up for four weeks with the camp,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: right yeah, but Joe, Yeah, this is your guys third
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: year being a part of the camp. Yep, and she's
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: really excited. She loved coming to the camp, and we
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: think it's a great thing for how to be involved
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: in what's up. Okay, you guys just finished the whole
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: cheerleading season two, am I right? The competition season? Yes,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: that's coming off of that, right, right, Okay, Well, we're
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: getting ready for the summer and everybody's excited about coming
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: out and being a part of what's going on. So
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to give you a little bit.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm the new camp director. I was
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: just starting at this job. I got a few notes
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: that that we're giving to me about about, so I
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: wanted to give you a call and see if I
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: could talk to you about it. A few notes giving
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: to you about Yeah, just a couple of notes. I
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: don't think it's anything that we can make sure it's okay.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: What kind of note. Well, it's been brought to my
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: attention that some of the parents whose daughters are out
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: there as well, there's gonna be there this summer a
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: little concerned about her being on top of the pyramid,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: that she's uh is getting a little heavy, should she
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: uh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: wait ho ho ho you calling me about some some
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: other parents and said about how big my child is
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: or how much my child ways. What I wanted to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: let you know was we're gonna put as a base
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: or oh no, you ain't gonna put no base. I
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: don't already take my money. And what you say your
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: name is Chip? And um, how long have you been
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: the director? Because I was just up there two weeks
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: ago and they told me that she was gonna be
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: the same position that she was last year, because that
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: is what worked, That's the formation that worked. So I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: don't even know what the world Supposedly that some of
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: the girls are complaining that she's too heavy to hold up.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: So that's what seems to be the problem in there.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: They're not getting a strong enough pier men. And I'm now,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a wait a minute. I know,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: well she ain't the biggest one. I felt, have you
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: been myself? My child is not the biggest child. I
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: fell when it because I would tell you I've not
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: seen these chileyers and if some baby smost I felt, Okay,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: hang on, Angela, I want you to calm down a bit. Now.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Anybody's gonna calm down, because I would not already paid
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: my money, and this is that I'll be talking about
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: what parents? What Harrison said? Something? Is it? Uh? Is it?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Carrie Man? I'm not. I'm not gonna state who it is,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: but let's just tell you it was several o these
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: territs has got something to say about my child and
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: her position on the chileaning squad. Because if you ain't
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck up no names, then I'm gonna listen what
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: you're calling me about. I'll tell you one thing. When
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: she get out fell I didn't pay my money, she
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: better not be on no base. She better be in
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: the hour. I guarantee you that. Right. Nah, i'd have
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: been hanging with these I ain't. Nobody said nothing to
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: me about and her weight and all this. Okay, Angela,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: can you hear me? I just wanted you to hear me. Clearly,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen these young ladies yet. Once I see them,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: I will critique what I think. You don't even need
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: to be calling me because you ain't even seen nothing.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: So you calling me with him? He says, she's from
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: some other parents that's been skinny and grinned in my face,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: and they now wanted you and nothing to me. They
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: have't been in my house. We didn't have parties, always
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: have the competition every week nd every other day, and
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: they couldn't say nothing to me about my baby. I
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: tell you what, why don't you call your girls on
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: the three way? Mister Chip? If you can't call him
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: on the three then I got them, No must I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: call him on the three way? Differ? Okay, Okay, Look, mans,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: all I wanted to do is make you aware of
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: the possibility that she may be a black Thank you
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: you have made me aware. And I guarantee you that
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: if I bring my big yellow up and come to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: the practice, I guarantee you she won't be in a face.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: How much you want to bet on that, mister Chip. Look,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: you're gonna quit holler at me. And I told you
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: I would try to take a look at these girls.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: But I tell you what your thought is gonna be
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: a face or she's gonna be a back support, whichever
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: I decide. She's started to do. Who enough? Do you
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: think you're honing that, mister Chill. No, that's not how
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna go down. As a matter of fact. As
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, mister Chill, are you at the
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: registration table to day I'm here now while people are
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: registering your sorry, let me turning around. I'll tell you what.
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way up there. Why don't you and
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: the parents that's been complaining, Why don't all y'all come
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: to the table and we're gonna have come to Jesus
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: meeting about whether it's gonna be. But it's coming up
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: season because I'm not going to tolerate this. I've been
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: told you, I haven't paid my money and this high
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: is going down? Game? Wait, what what is it think?
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Your weather? Game? Way or night? What do they have
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: to do with her chip meeting? Doude? You agree that
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: probably bigger than most of the girls on the Team's
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: not bitter than most of the girls on the team.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Uh mony daughter's visited and she wasn't no base. Last
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: ship they hiked up up some you gonna get up
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: to We all just gonna be big, implumped up in
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the air. I didn't turned the round and I'm here
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: to tell you the traction table, so you just be
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: with it. Be d before you here, there's something else
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you. You ain't gonna tell me
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: a thing. All you gotta do is have you and
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: the pairs around that table when I get there, because
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way up there right now, then y'all
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: can say all y'all gotta say in my face, well,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I want to get before you get it. I just
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: want to let you know, man, what this is nephew
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: timing from the seams on this phone? What did you
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: just say? This is a nephew timing from the Steve
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Be god, Oh lord, Rochelle, there's another
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: pair named Rochelle. She told me, y'all look good friends
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: out there. Oh she got Oh so she want to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: break out? Huh. All right, we're gonna see the season start.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: I'm start of uniform. She'll be able to perform a
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: fact we looking for hers. How about I want to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: break out? Me? Oh? Man, hey, let me ask baby,
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: show in the land on out of the Money? Got
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to be downhy my baby, Yeah it happens, Jason. My
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: baby's the backspot? Why my baby? Ye all you Chierlea.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: The mama's out there. That's in Sauceberry, Maryland. I feel
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: like you want to get out a little bit this
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Friday and get your laugh on the nephew is coming
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: to town? What chemical? It's the what chemical? I hope
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that. I swell. I don't know if I'm
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: saying comic comical. I think I'm saying right. But the
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: nephew is there, and chill, the daddy is till you
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: want them to cheer dads, their job is to clap
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: and write the check. Yes, we do write the check.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Tommy is a cheer and what is the cheer mom's
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: job to be at all the competition, to make ass
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: and to cheer them on. We got to be right.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. When they say cheering, when
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: when my when my wife's telling me, listen, she cheers.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: And three twelve, you can't slide in the three thirty
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you you're gonna miss the whole that because there's three minutes.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: There's three minutes long. My little girl said, yeah, are
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: their parents who take it too far? Why? I don't
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: know many parents that do that. Because Shirley said, I'm
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: taking it too far and I don't agree. You know,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I love she's taken in too far. She does go
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: a little overboard. You've seen the movie Callers one and
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: the stands screaming, let me tell you how you let
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: tell you how? You know, let me tell you how.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Caller gonna lead Hill Friday. You're gonna
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: go to a chill competition. Listen to caller's voice a much.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Listen who every kid should have a mom like that? Yeah, yeah, dedication,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: They shouldn't. My mama wasn't like that. And now turn out.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry Letters.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby. You're listening to the Steve
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time now, guys, for
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationship,
• 53:16
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• 53:22
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• 53:28
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• 53:31
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• 53:35
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• 53:37
  Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like this one. Now.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I bet yours don't be just like Oh, I bet
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: you not buggle up, hold on tight here it is
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. Oh yeah, we probably guys need to
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: do a disclaimer on this letter. So if your parents
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: with your children in the car, you don't want them
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: to hear this. Okay, yea, I put the keys out right, man,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: stay in the car. You don't want to miss it. There. Yeah,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: had to put him in there. Yeah that, Oh, there's
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: that all right? Here we go. Subject my girlfriend's husband's baby.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty one year old
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: female and I've been dating a thirty six year old
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: married woman for two years. Recently, she and her husband
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: were having serious financial problems, so I offered to move
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: in with them and help out with the mortgage and
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: the bills. Yeah. Yeah. We told her husband that I
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: was just a co worker that needed a place to
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: live temporarily, and he bought it. So I moved in.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: When the husband was at work or hanging out on
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: the weekend, me and my girlfriend would be getting it
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: on in their bedroom. After a while, the husband figured
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: out what was going on. One day when he and
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: I were home alone, he confronted me and told me
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: that he knew about me and his wife. He said
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: he was attracted to me too, that's why he agreed
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: to let me move in. So that day, we ended
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: up making sweet love in their bedroom. Now yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I told us, now what you think? Now, whenever my
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: girlfriend is out, I hook up with her husband. I
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: love my girlfriend, but there is nothing like being with
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: a man that puts it down the way he does.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Now I see why she doesn't want to leave this man.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: So here's my problem. I just found out that I
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: am pregnant by my girlfriend's husband. My girlfriend would freak
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: out if she found out I was having sex with
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: a man. Her husband is secretly excited about the baby,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and he thinks we can all live as one big,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: happy family. But but, but that sounds crazy to me.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Should I move out and be honest with my girlfriend?
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: Or should I give my baby a good home life
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: with a daddy and a second mom? Please advise? What?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: Or should I give my baby a good home life
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: with a daddy and a second mom? Yeah? Yeah, so
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: she would just stay there with them, have the baby
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: be right there with the daddy, and you know his
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: wife would be her second, the baby's second mom. Why oh,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: why just didn't you use protection? I mean, we gotta
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: start right there. I mean, were you trying to get
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: pregnant here? I mean because what did you think was
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: gonna happen when you're having sex with your girlfriend's husband.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: What do you think is gonna happen if if you're
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: doing it unprotected? First? Yes, yeah, I'm sure you've heard
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: this before. Though, once you start with the lie, then
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: you have to tell another lie, than another lie, than
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: another lie, and now you have an innocent baby on
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: your hands. This is so irresponsible, this is so trifling.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: All of you are foul for your roles in this mess,
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: but I blame you the most, letter writer, because you
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: were in this just to get what you could get
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: out of it. I don't care if you did say
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: you moved in to help them out with the bills
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: or whatever. You just want to sex. I mean, that's it.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: You want to sex with the wifeie. You want to
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: sex with the husband who puts it down. And you
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: see now why she won't leave this man. This is
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: a mess, and I say you need to leave their home.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: You have made a mess of everything. You need to
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: fix it. The baby deserves the best life you can
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: give her, you and the father can give her. And yes,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: someone is going to get hurt, most likely the wife.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: The wife is going to have to find out. I'm
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: sorry because her husband is the father. You need to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: woman up and you gotta tell her. You have to
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: tell her because an innocent baby is at stake here
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: and you don't want anything to happen to this baby.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: You want this baby to have the best life, like
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I said, that the baby can possibly have, and because
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: of your mistakes, you know it may not. It may
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: not because of that. Steve Well, this letter from the
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: very first line. I'm a thirty one year old female.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I'm dating a thirty six year old married female woman
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: for two years. He had a husband having some financial troubles,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: so you decided to move in with him and help
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: out with the mortgage and the bills. You and Hug
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: got together and told the husband that it was your
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: co worker and needed a place to stay temporarily. He
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: bought it. You moved in when the husband at work,
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: hanging out on weekend, me and Hug in the bad room.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: We're getting it on. Then after a while the husband
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: figured out what's going on. He come back home. He'd
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: been playing golf. He come back home. He'd been down
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: there with the boys on the basketball weekend. He come
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: back on the trip. Ain't nobody else. Shit. He walked
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: into door. Hey, I'm here, m Hey, what so you say?
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: After while he figured it. Now he ain't just figured
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: when you moved in. His boys asked him, damn, dog,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: you got you got, you got? You got two women
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: living in your house. She a friend, she hun co worker.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: What y'all got going on? If you think his friends
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: ain't asked him none of these questions, That's why he
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: didn't figure that out, because we helped him. That's what
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: friends are. Fall One day he and I was home alone.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: He confronted me and he told me he knew about
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: me and a wife. He said he's attracted me too,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: and that's why he agreed to let me move in.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: So that day we ended up making sweet love in
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: their bad room. Damn now, when my ever my girl
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: that's out of hook up with her husband. So you
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: just don't lead a house you just that's funny. Just
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: waiting to see who's gonna be loved, that's funny. Man,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: to hear what y'all going out of here together? That
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: is funny. Go and live your best life. Go. Do
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: you get yourself some me time? So I can get
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: me some we time. Oh my god, that's funny. Now
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: I hook up with a husband. I love my girlfriend,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: but there's nothing like being with a man that puts
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: it down where you do. I've always said that. Now
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I see why she don't want to lead. This man.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: Hear my problem, and we're gonna go to break. I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: just found out that I'll preg you with my girlfriend's husband.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Is anybody surprised? All right? Look, hang on, I'm not. Yeah.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, subject to my girlfriend's husband's baby.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. Wow, you're listening, all right, Steve,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject my girlfriend's
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: husband's baby quickly. Let me just get it to you.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: These two women, as co workers, just been lovers on
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: their job. One of the chicks is married, the other
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: girl is not. Or the married chick and her husband
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: fall on hard times. She offered to move in with
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: him to help out with the bills and everything. They
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: both went to the husband told that he failed for it.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: She moved in. He thinking they just co workers till
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: he went out here ran this situation down to his boys.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Now every time he leave the house hearing the girl
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: in their bedroom getting it on. Now, she said her
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: husband finally figured it out one day and confronted her
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: and said he was attracted to her too, that's the
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: only reason he let him moved in. So he ended
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: up in bed room making sweet love. Now, whenever my
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: girlfriend is out of hook up with her husband, so
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: she hook up with the hood husband when the girlfriend out,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: and who go with the girlfriend when the husband out?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: Her ass don't leave the house. They didn't working out
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: with her where she the only one got a key,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: so she got stalled. That's hilarious. Everybody thinking this coube
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: and she she just over there just wearing her ass out.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: She ain't doing that but going to work and having
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: said going to work and having seen she's your damn
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: tired of her job. She is considering quick That ain't
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: in the letter, but her asses wore out. Now I
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: see why she don't want to leave this man. So
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: here my problem. I just found out I'm pregnant by
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend's husband. My girlfriend would freak out if she
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  Speaker 1: found out if I was having sex with a man
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  Speaker 1: with a man. You think that's the prod that's going
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  Speaker 1: through that you having sex with other man. Her man
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  Speaker 1: is but the girl. Her husband is secretly excited about
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  Speaker 1: the baby. This damn food. He just set up here
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  Speaker 1: and landed in this heavenly situation, so he thinks, And
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  Speaker 1: so he's secretly excited about the baby. Is he out
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  Speaker 1: of his damn mind? See this thing got so good
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  Speaker 1: to him. He think he didn't he didn't hit the jackpott,
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  Speaker 1: And he thinks we can all live as one big,
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  Speaker 1: happy family. Bring it in. Can't explain this down at
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: the church or nothing church. But that sounds crazy to me.
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  Speaker 1: That sound crazy to you? Moving in didn't sound crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Should I move out and beat her and be honest
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  Speaker 1: with my girlfrid? Quit saying girlfrid because y'all ain't that
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  Speaker 1: no more? I can tell you that right now. Or
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  Speaker 1: should I give my baby a good home and a
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  Speaker 1: life with a daddy In the second month, He didn't
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  Speaker 1: convince you that she gonna go for this, Sherley pointed
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  Speaker 1: out who she thought was wrong. Let me tell you
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: who I think is wrong. See, when you invite sin in,
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  Speaker 1: remember sin is all in. It. Don't do boundaries, it,
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  Speaker 1: don't do electrical don't do raizor wild good sin get
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  Speaker 1: in all that. So once you invite seeing in what
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  Speaker 1: you want to go wrong. I think the wife is
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  Speaker 1: wrong because y'all so called fake. The husband in the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: beginning told him, y'all was just co working. You've been
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: down the screw around on your husband. What difference doing
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: make is with a woman? If you ain't supposed to
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: sleep outside your manna, you ain't supposed to sleep outside
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: your mann Now you're down here with this other woman
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: outside for two years on your husband. Then you bring
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: that same mess outside your house in your house. Now
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: all is fitting getting messy? All y'all wrong. You're sleeping
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  Speaker 1: with somebody under your husband's nose in his own bad.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: She wrong for bringing her funking behind over there. Then
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: west yourself in. Now he wrong and she wrong for
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: sitting up looking at each other one day. Then they
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: started screw it. Now they don't win in there and
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  Speaker 1: had a baby. Now now you want to be worried
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: about who feelings hurt? Now this is all wrong. He
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: think we could be one happy family. This damn food
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: no good in hair. Well, this ain't gonna work. Sitting
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: up in here with your wife and you pregnant. Then
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: then pregnated her girlfriend who posted to be a co
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: worker who I'm pretty sure they ain't gonna ever let
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: out the day kicking it, na, So you just fitting
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: to be the dog that slept with the other lady.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna put their business out there, but this
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: hell for sleeping with you. That's front and center because
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  Speaker 1: your wife can't get a pig this show. Damn baby,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't being center in there aging that ain't my baby? Well?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Who baby is there? Hey? Dog dog show? Damn baby. Now,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: everybody in this letter get just what they got coming.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: And whatever happened to the three of them all to
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: just happened? Ain't no favorites in this letter. How you
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: gonna pick your favorite food? What that sounds like that?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: How you gonna pick your favorite foods? Yeah, we got
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: full fools running. Which one of these fools? You? We
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: did that with the presidency? How did that work out
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: for you? That's what happened when you pick a food.
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  Speaker 1: All three of y'all that picked each other. He picked her,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: she picked him, she picked you, You picked her, then
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: he picked you, and then you picked him. Y'all just
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: in there just picking off each other. Now, ain't none
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  Speaker 1: of y'all got what y'all thought y'all head, ain't none
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  Speaker 1: of y'all got what you thought you had. So now
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: guess what you're gonna have to deal with what you
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: got once you make the bed you got to lay
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  Speaker 1: in him. The only person I feel sorry for this
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  Speaker 1: whole story is this child, the baby to be raggedy
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: runch behind. Sitting up in here and sitting in what
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  Speaker 1: you let me ask you this here? What y'all gonna
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  Speaker 1: name the baby us? You know how you name the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: baby after everybody? However, who you gonna name the baby us?
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  Speaker 1: That's funny sitting up in here, man, Just damn foolish,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: damn people in there, all of them screwing each other.
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  Speaker 1: Don't nobody no, but just wow? I mean, who I
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: wanted to reenact me from you? And Jay ain't gonna
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: lie sitting up in here on what the hell I'm
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: post to say? All right, guys, we gotta get out
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: of here. You can email introduced nobody in that damn
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  Speaker 1: my husband. This is my wife in law. Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: is I'm the biggest granddaddy and his Steve Harvey FM
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  Speaker 1: and his uncle. This is his niece. Cousin, mother and aunt.
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  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening show. All right, Steve,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: you promised that you had a surprise for us for
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: the Strubberry letter. I really don't surprise, but I really
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: want to focus on one person in this letter in particular, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and that is the woman who was sleeping with the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: married woman for two years who ended up moving into
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the house and and the husband didn't know that they
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: had relationships. So every time the husband would go out,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: she being in the bed making sweet love to the woman.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Then one day the man say he figured out what
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: they was doing, but he attracted her too, So when
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: the woman left the house, she was in there making
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: sweet love to the husband. Yeah. Now what didn't happened
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: is she didn't wind up getting pregnant, and she don't
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: know how to tell it to her girlfrid, who is
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the wife of the husband. And the Hubbard is supposed
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to be secretly happy because he having a baby. He
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: think they fit to be all one big happy family.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: That was the letter. But my focus in this letter
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: is the woman that moved in with the married people's girlfriend.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: With the falseness that they was just friends. Hearing the girl,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: but they've been in there just lighting the room up.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Then come to find out, he found out. And so
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: now when she gone him and her back there doing it,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: and when he gone her and her back there, do it?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: High tide? Is she if she ain't exhausted? She did,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: she didn't been off motor she could chew because they
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: keep leaving. Now she just sitting on the porch in
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: a rocking chair. You're leaving now, yep, I'm gonna run
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: over here in holiday my board. But wink wink when
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I get back though, Oh, well, guess how going in
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: here and see what she wants? You know what I want?
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: What you've been doing? Baby? Nothing? Men? Me and Carl
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: was in him. You know what time it is? Tuesday? No,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: that's how they Tuesdays and Friday. Yeah, I just want
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: you come on in here. Well I would, but I'm
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: tired now you're at that time, don't care come on
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: back here. So now he the wife tied. But the
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: one that's really tired is who that helf out on
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: the porch, just watching who coming and who's going, letting
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: her know what show she got to put on because
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: the two different shows, ain't it. Yeah, it's two different shows. Yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: it's when she and there with the Man, that's one show. Yeah,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: she and there with the woman, that's another show. Never
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: getting there with that too much show. That show that's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: like a movie that's too long. You've been the four
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: hour movie. Yes, we disc gonna in. Man. I don't know, man,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: what y'all think, fellas, give me some some things that
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: the girl, the Tide girl gonna be saying. I ain't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: tell you what she said. What she said? She said
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: when both of y'all gonna go someplace that I need
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: a break, actually walk around the house and Sunday morning,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: you know, families to go to church. You know, Applebee's
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: got that new coupon. I cut y'all one out. What
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna see y'all grandparents or some drive somewhere. Get
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: out of the house. He hasn't got that two for
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: twenty because I'm tired and I'm getting confused on what
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be doing, not confused or who I'm
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: supposed to what y'all in here doing it? Here? And here?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know what girl, what did you talking about?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: Why did you invite me over? With all this at
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: y'all sounded like you get out there when I started
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: but listening, girl, I'm gonna go down. Girl, I'm going down.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Unemployment tomorrow has just gone and knit it. I can't
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: do this hire, that's too much. Do y'all ever sleep together? Question?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: She asked him, y'all ever the husband and wife? I
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: need a break. I need a break. I ain't. I
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: can't be that good. They all want me. They all
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: wanted all of this, all of it, they want all
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: of it. She had worked sleep, Yeah, she sleep all
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: of her dancing every day. I have to get a
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: day off her head and flip back so hard in
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: that chair with you. It didn't flip top through her
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: ass out of her cubicle. She ain't getting no work done.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Oh man. And she walking past her girlfriend word blowing
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: since I didn't winking. She ain't handling that good? No more?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Stop winking out. Yeah, gonna see you at the house.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get late. Yeah. Then all of
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: a sudden say, I'm not gonna let you go. Hello,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Oh so you an't here working late tonight? H I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: swing through and keep you comforted, you know, I know
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: she had the house about sleep. You know what I'm
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: saying is one time he's really tack. Don't feel sorry
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: for her. I don't feel sorry for the husband, and
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: I do not feel sorry for the wife. All of
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: them filers, they want to be there, and then all
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: of them want to get treated right. All I've been
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: in there doing each other wrong. Now they want somebody
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: to treat them right. Man, get out of here. And
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: they got a baby? All right? Well, coming out more
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, guys, listen. It is no
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: secret that singles aren't always totally honest with the people
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: they're dating. But some lives are small and some go
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: much deeper and much darker. And even if you don't
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: bend the truth much to get someone interested, chances are
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: it has happened to you when you were single. Okay,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: so what is your date lying to you about? According
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: to a new survey of more than thirteen hundred singles,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: we know the top things people lie about on the
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: date people lie about on the d Okay, all right,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: So so for men, here we go number eight. They
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: lie about their weight. Yes, absolutely, yes, oh, sure, you're
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: talking to the ready to love. Oh they're ready to love.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: How it's better known as the doctor, Come on, love doctor.
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  Speaker 1: They lie about their education level. Yeah. They lie about
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: their relationship status. I know that should have been number one, right,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: there's a little lane going on, Yeah, a lot of lines.
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  Speaker 1: Number five. They lie about what they do for living
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  Speaker 1: their profession. I don't know why you do that, but okay.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: They lie about hobbies, things they're interested in. They lie
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: about that, okay, Yeah, like you like to fish. But
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: you might say you called a shark or so you read, yeah, shark,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying it goes deeper and darker. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah I called a white type. Right, Oh yeah, exactly.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Okay did you say a well? Uh? You also lie
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: about your living situation, you know, like you know some
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: people do with them exactly. Oh here's a good one.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: You lie about how much money you may income doing it, right, man,
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: that's not number one, though, this is number one. How
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: many sexual partners you've had? Oh yeah, or your sexual prowess.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: That's what I thought it would be. You know how
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: good you are. I've only had two? Only two? Stop
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: stop your lying, junior. What you only have two two women?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: Is it two partners in the last month? What's your
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: talking about? All right, this is what women lie about.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: This will be interesting. This is what women lie about
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: in this order. Uh. They lie about their profession, what
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: they do for a living. Really the same thing. Almost.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: They lie about their related relationship status. Oh I get married.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: Where you get that from? Let me tell this what
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: change you? I'm married in California. You're at the wedding.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: That wasn't me. He married? He married, I'm not married. Okay.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: They lie about hobbies, okay. They lie about their income. Women,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: I ever heard their weight though we're only at number four. Okay.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Women lie about their living situation. Okay, don't they it
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: roommates their parents, a man, the man. Yeah, when they
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: got a man, he just rooms. Okay. They also here's
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: number two wait or as you would say, wait, okay, yeah,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: that's a big one. Number one. They women lie about
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: their number of sexual partners. Of course I thought that
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: would be age or something. Yeah, you can see that man,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: look your daddy, your eyes tell you I'll list man. Yeah,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: because I pay for it and I have receipt. That's right.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: So I want to find out what you guys lie about,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: probably all of the aboves. Just how many partners? Can
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I ask, y'all? Yeah, go ahead, when you were single? Huh?
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: How many partners? Oh? I was a version to moto
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: and two for me on her husband? Yeah? Quest right? Yeah,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: So come on, guys, what what else have you got?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: I know you guys have told some big old Yeah.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I do some lies, and I don't have to hold
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: on tip to date, Like what you sure you want
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: to talk about? Nor I read which we talked about
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: sports or something you thought about it? Yeah, this ain't
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: really that you got? Junior single, he can do it.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, Junior. I don't lie about everything, from having
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: a car to not have car. I lied about all
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: that I have got caught and told me to laugh.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: I lied, said I had a car, but she saw
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: me walking to the bus. I didn't lae, I ain't
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: got caught and she rolled up on you while I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: looked there waiting on the three seventy eight. Oh hell yeah,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: which one you want? I was homeless. I lived in
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: the car, told a girl I had a company CEO
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: I had I had a company, Yeah, and I was
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: just down south looking for new forms of energy saving
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: so I could take back to my company in northern Ohio. No,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: she was cute, she was way out of my league.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: She said, you want to meet for dinner? I met
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: her in them all. I said, yeah, you know what
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I mean. And I said, what are you want to meet?
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: She named the restaurant. I never heard that. She gave
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: the direction. I got to this restaurant there, Vallet. Now
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: keep in mind, everything I own is in my car. Right.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: So when I got to Vallet and I saw the
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: sign that said valet five dollars, Yeah, you went around back.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: I pulled up. That dude grabbed my doorhood do dope,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, he said, with a valet, don't
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: do that. Wearing self park at he said, right straight
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: ahead to the left. I parked over that man. I
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: walked back to that restaurant. They opened the door a
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: matre DK he said, right this way, sir. He walked
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: me over to this fine chicks yell on a black dress,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: have a little shirt tucked in, skin it in shirt
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: tucked in tight had one of them? Are merry go
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: round hands on fleets in two waists, tied that belt
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: down in a knot with a loop y'all had one
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: of them Western shirts on Double Breasted Company. Yeahall fly,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: sit down on that. Man opened up that menu and
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: damn Neil couldn't breathe forgotten me. I had forty dollars.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I couldn't find nothing on. Thats what you see? All right?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steven Show. So Steve,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: this lady sent a letter from Steve Harvey FM dot
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: com uh stating, Stephen Shirley, my friend said the breakup
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: sex was better than any of the regular sex they
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: had during their relationship. So here's the question. Is breakup
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: sex better than any other type of breakup sex? Is hey,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: let's do this one last time? Yeah? Yeah, before you go? Yes,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: something to remember them by? The hy So is that
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: the best kind or is it the first time? The
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: new partner sex? All of it is good? First? Or
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: is it um or is it new position or experimental sex?
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Is that the best kind of sex? Oh? No, you
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  Speaker 1: can't really do no new positions. They're gonna wanted to wait,
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  Speaker 1: know where you got that from. I'm trying that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do that. Bones just fly see why a baby close?
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  Speaker 1: Do you need some locks on your close from all right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: here's one for you. Since you can't wait for this.
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  Speaker 1: How about vacation sex. That's really good. The kids are going,
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  Speaker 1: I tell you so interesting. Some of the best sex
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  Speaker 1: is vacation sex. After winning money in Vega six, that's
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  Speaker 1: not on there. No, I haven't mentioned we won. We won?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you the man? You you the man, You're the man.
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  Speaker 1: Put that on the list. Like, uh, what about I
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  Speaker 1: told a girl one time when I was young that
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna make it. You got the arm dancing
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  Speaker 1: be our last time about dancing? Maybe just a help
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  Speaker 1: you stay low? Then I'm sixty one, that nineteen what
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  Speaker 1: you were young and virile and healthy, and it really
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  Speaker 1: she took it the wrong way. What about just playing
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  Speaker 1: old at home sex? Yeah, it's all right, you know
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  Speaker 1: when when everybody gone right but I tell you what,
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  Speaker 1: but but they hate no kids in the house sex?
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  Speaker 1: That right there? Boy, My mama got him. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Let me tell you something to write
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  Speaker 1: about me. Yo, yo, y'all you go to work, boy,
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  Speaker 1: girl girl to let the performance begin? Lap lap standing?
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right? How about costume? Or roll places. That ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I got messed up in one of them. What stuff
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  Speaker 1: get in the way, Yeah, that ain't. I had a
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  Speaker 1: Superman build on. I couldn't get it all. That ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that. I'm not ever doing that again.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tug and that thin got locked up on me
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  Speaker 1: and never could get them tights off or nothing. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't like that. It took a long time they had.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's like like got no bottom on the right crotchless.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what though. That one little string
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  Speaker 1: that be over there, that's that's an irritating little something
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  Speaker 1: over there. Costumes are y'all, y yeah, yeah, can you
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  Speaker 1: say raw? Okay, I'm moving on. Okay, we have to
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  Speaker 1: go a leaf in my mouth, make it look like
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  Speaker 1: I come through something that's kind of like a costume.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, we gotta go more of this foolishness right
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• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, here we are last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: It's been a good day, Yeah, yes it has. And
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  Speaker 1: now it's your turn, Steve to leave us with some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. Enlighten us please. I was talking to somebody
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  Speaker 1: today at my house. I had a meeting and as usual,
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  Speaker 1: I was just vamping with this guy and we were
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  Speaker 1: just sitting there going over so many things. He's a
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  Speaker 1: younger guy. He's really really smart guy, man, really really
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  Speaker 1: smart man, younger to me. He's in his thirties, so,
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  Speaker 1: you know, and we're sitting there, we were at my house.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking and he said, mister Harvey, what do
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  Speaker 1: you think stops most possibilities? And that was an interesting
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  Speaker 1: way to do it, you know, instead of him saying
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 1: to me, what stops most people's dreams or aspirations? He
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  Speaker 1: posed it that way, and so it CAUs me to
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  Speaker 1: think when he said what stops most people's possibilities, he
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  Speaker 1: caused me to think of it another way. And my
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  Speaker 1: response to him was kind of different. I said, most
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  Speaker 1: people get stopped from their possibilities by focusing too much
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  Speaker 1: on the probabilities. And he said, wow, what you mean
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  Speaker 1: by that? And I had to catch myself because I
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  Speaker 1: was just, you know, just doing me and it just
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  Speaker 1: like like a light bulb. You know, when you talk
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: about the probabilities, you always talk about, you know, what
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  Speaker 1: can happen in the event of you know, well, if
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: you do this, you know there's a possible the probability
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  Speaker 1: you started talking about what can probably happen. You know,
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: you could probably go broke. You know, you could probably
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  Speaker 1: get turned down, you could probably end up with out anything.
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  Speaker 1: You could probably fall flat, you could probably fail well.
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  Speaker 1: If you keep going through the probabilities of something, you'll
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: never get started with the possibilities of something. So what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying to you in these clothes and remarks today
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  Speaker 1: is if I were you, because this is what I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: did and I'm not. You know what's crazy about me, man,
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: is I'm I'm usually not the smartest guy in the room.
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten myself around people who are better than me
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  Speaker 1: in several areas. You know, on this radio show, I
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: have people who are better than me in areas. Shirley
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  Speaker 1: has a better voice than I do. Carla has more
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  Speaker 1: radio knowledge than I do. Monica Bonds is more technical
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: with bookings and with products and placement and all of
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: this stuff that goes with ads. There are people around
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: me that's better than me. Tommy does pranks better than me.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy is a better actor than me. So I'm usually admittedly,
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  Speaker 1: and I tell people this and they think I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 1: I'm usually not the smartest person in most of the
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  Speaker 1: rooms I've gotten in because I've learned to surround myself
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  Speaker 1: with people who are better than me in a lot
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  Speaker 1: of areas. That way, I don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: the probabilities. I keep my focus on the possibilities. You
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: got to look at the possibilities in life, because let
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. If I looked at the probabilities,
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be sitting here today. I'm from Welch, West Virginia,
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  Speaker 1: a coal mine in town. I grew up in a holla.
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  Speaker 1: The probability is that I ain't supposed to be here.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: The possibility is that I am. I grew up in
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  Speaker 1: the hood on one hundred and twelfth in Superior. The
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: probability is that I'm not supposed to be here. The
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 1: possibility is that I am. I had a severe stuttering
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: problem as a child. The probability of me being here
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  Speaker 1: is not good. The possibility is here, I am. The
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: probability of a person being homeless and living in a car,
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  Speaker 1: the probability ain't that good. The possibility is here I am.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: I am saying to you that whatever situation you are
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: in today, stop looking at the probability. Though this will
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: probably happen if you do that, that will probably happen.
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  Speaker 1: If you do this, This will probably happen if you
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: do that. Damn that? What about the possibility? If you
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: focus on the possibility, it changes your landscape. The view
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 1: is different from possibilities. It's very different from the view
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  Speaker 1: of the probability. The probability causes you to look at
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  Speaker 1: the what ifs. The probability causes you to look at
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: the potential failure. The probability causes you to look at
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: the problems. The possibility let you look at the what
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: could be, the what's possible? The why not me? The man,
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  Speaker 1: why don't I try? That's the possibility. Man, It's so
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: much better than the probability. So quit getting hung up
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  Speaker 1: on the probabilities. This probably won't work. They probably won't
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  Speaker 1: pick me. I probably fail. I probably won't get it right.
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  Speaker 1: This probably caused me to lose my job. I probably
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: had to quit that to try to do that. I
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: don't think I can quit that. To do that, you're
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  Speaker 1: tripping on the probabilities, and you're losing focus of the
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  Speaker 1: possibilities and the possibility of these. It is where God is.
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  Speaker 1: God is in the possibility, because all things are possible
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: through him. All things are possible with God in your life,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: all things is possible. With prayer, all things is possible.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I learned today. Those are my clothing focusing
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