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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on giving them like
- 0:15Speaker 1: the milking bu bu things, and it's to Steve listening
- 0:24Speaker 1: together for stuy, don't joy. You gotta turn you gotta
- 1:25Speaker 1: turn to turn out, turn got to turn them out
- 1:45Speaker 1: to turn the water the water. Come come on your baby,
- 2:02Speaker 1: I share will Good morning everybody. You are listening to
- 2:06Speaker 1: the voice, Come on now, dig me one and only
- 2:10Speaker 1: Steve harvey Man got a radio show. What God doing, y'all? Huh?
- 2:16Speaker 1: What are he doing? What are you doing in your life?
- 2:17Speaker 1: He's doing something, He moving, he working. Don't lose your
- 2:21Speaker 1: patience though, so I did that before. Don't lose your patience.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Don't don't. Don't get so sick of waiting that you
- 2:30Speaker 1: take matters into your own hands. Don't do that. Boy,
- 2:34Speaker 1: you're blowing it. Listen to me. You're listening to somebody
- 2:37Speaker 1: who's done it that way. I had a dream, I
- 2:41Speaker 1: had a vision. I had some hope, I had some faith,
- 2:44Speaker 1: I had some aspirations. But I got a little impatient
- 2:48Speaker 1: waiting on it. So I tried a couple other things
- 2:50Speaker 1: move it along, But I can't tell you how I
- 2:53Speaker 1: messed it up. Then I messed it up. Then, because
- 2:56Speaker 1: God gave me the power of decision, what I had
- 2:58Speaker 1: to do was then after I took matters into my
- 3:01Speaker 1: own hand, messed it up. Now, guess what, He still
- 3:05Speaker 1: got something from me. But now I gotta fix all
- 3:07Speaker 1: the mistakes. Now I gotta straighten them out. I gotta
- 3:10Speaker 1: I gotta suffer some consequences. I gotta pay for my transgressions.
- 3:14Speaker 1: All of that, All of that, it's gotta go down.
- 3:18Speaker 1: You can't do something wrong and not pay for it.
- 3:21Speaker 1: It's you call it, calma, call it whatever you wanna
- 3:25Speaker 1: call it. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
- 3:29Speaker 1: every action. If it just stays sunny all the time,
- 3:34Speaker 1: you might think it's cool, but there's gonna be a
- 3:36Speaker 1: reaction to it. Ain't no dark, ain't no shade, ain't
- 3:39Speaker 1: no break, ain't no rain. Gonna be hard if it's
- 3:42Speaker 1: just sunny all the time, vice versa. So you need
- 3:47Speaker 1: you need the opposite. You need the darkness so you
- 3:50Speaker 1: can get your break from that sun. You need the
- 3:53Speaker 1: rain so you can nourish the roots so that sun
- 3:57Speaker 1: it can soak up the sun and get the benefit
- 3:59Speaker 1: of the sun. If you don't get the opposite, you
- 4:01Speaker 1: you got a problem, man. And it happens throughout nature,
- 4:04Speaker 1: it happens throughout your life. Don't think that you can
- 4:08Speaker 1: do wrong and not have to pay for that. Do
- 4:12Speaker 1: you think this is man? We we think man, because
- 4:15Speaker 1: we'd have made a decision that we think is best
- 4:18Speaker 1: for us, and no matter how it affect nobody else,
- 4:20Speaker 1: we got the right to make that call. No, you don't.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Whoever is telling you that, whoever's misguiding you into the
- 4:26Speaker 1: gang life, telling you, yeah, man, you need to be
- 4:29Speaker 1: this way to be down with us. I'll tell you what.
- 4:31Speaker 1: Get yourself stuck on chuck with that gang. See how
- 4:33Speaker 1: many of them be there for you. Oh, they'll go
- 4:36Speaker 1: around the corner which and starts shooting. But okay, when
- 4:39Speaker 1: it's time to do some time and they can lessen
- 4:42Speaker 1: their centers, you're gonna get that time. They're gonna point
- 4:45Speaker 1: their finger dead at you. I watched for eight hours
- 4:47Speaker 1: all the time, man, I watched Lock Up Raw all
- 4:49Speaker 1: the time, all the time, man, all the time. Ain't
- 4:53Speaker 1: no real cold dudes out there, just holding to the
- 4:56Speaker 1: mantra and sticking to it. Even the mob turns stateside.
- 5:00Speaker 1: Evidence go fed all that. Now we are in the
- 5:03Speaker 1: hound the hood. We didn't created this ignorant mess called
- 5:05Speaker 1: no snitching. With that hignorant mess, you don't even understand.
- 5:08Speaker 1: No snitching was created by criminals as a code of honor.
- 5:12Speaker 1: If you do dirt and you get busted doing the dirt,
- 5:15Speaker 1: don't bring my name up if I was with you.
- 5:17Speaker 1: That's a code of honor amongst the thieves. Now, so
- 5:20Speaker 1: many code of honor thieves that then came out of prison.
- 5:23Speaker 1: They ain't gotten no honor. They don't bought that stuff
- 5:24Speaker 1: back to the street. Now, that's all in the neighborhood.
- 5:27Speaker 1: No snitching, No snitching, You gotta be crazy. That's for
- 5:31Speaker 1: people who disobey the law. That's who people have made
- 5:34Speaker 1: a code of honor amongst themselves as thieves. Hey, man,
- 5:36Speaker 1: if you get busted, don't drag me down. What you
- 5:39Speaker 1: just do your time. Oh man, you can't bring that
- 5:42Speaker 1: stuff out here to me. I'm a law biden citizen dog.
- 5:45Speaker 1: I'm trying to live right over here, man. I don't
- 5:47Speaker 1: want to crack house up street from my mama's house.
- 5:50Speaker 1: I'm trying to do right out here. Man, you can't
- 5:52Speaker 1: do wrong and expect wrong not to come to you.
- 5:55Speaker 1: You got to make a decision every day to do right.
- 5:59Speaker 1: God ain't got no potent. Actually, you on dirt, you
- 6:01Speaker 1: got what you got coming. You made a decision. You
- 6:05Speaker 1: go down there to get some you might got get
- 6:08Speaker 1: got See, we got to come on. I'm talking to
- 6:12Speaker 1: so many men out here right now. I should have
- 6:14Speaker 1: said that any me getting, but a conversation kind of
- 6:16Speaker 1: got away from me. I was going to talk to
- 6:18Speaker 1: you about something else this morning, but did just only man,
- 6:21Speaker 1: because our communities. Man, it's just going to the pot man,
- 6:24Speaker 1: because it ain't nobody can about nobody else. Don't nobody
- 6:29Speaker 1: care when they see that young dude over that doing wrong.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Look at them foods over that man, Go over there
- 6:33Speaker 1: and talk to one of them. Put them to the side. Man,
- 6:36Speaker 1: you might not be able to approach the group, but
- 6:38Speaker 1: you can approach an individual. Come in, young man. Let
- 6:41Speaker 1: me talk to you. I saw you the other day. Man,
- 6:43Speaker 1: you look like you got something going on in your life.
- 6:45Speaker 1: What's happening with you? Let me talk to you, man,
- 6:47Speaker 1: Let me share something I learned. I was doing what
- 6:49Speaker 1: you was doing. You know. It's like Tommy did a
- 6:52Speaker 1: prank phone call one time as a limo driver and
- 6:56Speaker 1: the dude the prank was he called this limo company
- 7:00Speaker 1: asked this limo driver to take him to this location
- 7:04Speaker 1: late at night, and the limo driver got a young
- 7:07Speaker 1: business he going, yeah, okay, I got you. I don't
- 7:09Speaker 1: normally work like that. But how long you need it?
- 7:11Speaker 1: He said for just bout an hour. He said, well,
- 7:13Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to charge you for the full three though,
- 7:15Speaker 1: because a three hour minimum. Tommy told him, now, I
- 7:18Speaker 1: just need it for one hours. He said, okay, I'll
- 7:20Speaker 1: give you a break, young man. You're trying to do something.
- 7:22Speaker 1: Where you want to go? He gave an address. The
- 7:25Speaker 1: man stopped writing. He said, that's a bank. He said yeah.
- 7:29Speaker 1: He said, you want to go to the bank at
- 7:31Speaker 1: twelve thirty at night. He say yeah, and I'm gonna
- 7:34Speaker 1: being for a few minutes. And when I come out
- 7:37Speaker 1: that bank, I need for you to flow it that
- 7:41Speaker 1: to dude with the limo. He stopped writing. He said, ho,
- 7:43Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, man, you want me to take
- 7:47Speaker 1: you to a bank twelve thirty at night. You're gonna
- 7:50Speaker 1: be in there for a few minutes and you're gonna
- 7:52Speaker 1: come out and you want me to float it. He said, sir,
- 7:56Speaker 1: I don't do stuff like that. He said, you got
- 7:58Speaker 1: the wrong company. He said, what made you here? He said, hey, man,
- 8:01Speaker 1: don't worry about that. You a limo come to you
- 8:03Speaker 1: just dry. He stopped and took the time out. He said,
- 8:06Speaker 1: young man, let me tell you something. He say, I've
- 8:09Speaker 1: been down before, I've been locked up before. It ain't pretty.
- 8:13Speaker 1: He said, that's what's wrong with you young people to day.
- 8:16Speaker 1: Instead of going to get a job, trying to work
- 8:17Speaker 1: your way, you're always looking for some fast money. He's
- 8:20Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I already know. Don't go
- 8:22Speaker 1: down they're messing with them people's money like that because
- 8:24Speaker 1: they love that money where more than they love you,
- 8:26Speaker 1: and they're gonna do something to you down now. Now,
- 8:29Speaker 1: you stop this foolishness. And I'm not caring you nowhere,
- 8:32Speaker 1: but I'm gonna take a little bit of time out
- 8:34Speaker 1: to tell you something. Don't go down here with messing
- 8:37Speaker 1: with these people's money, because it ain't gonna go good.
- 8:40Speaker 1: They're gonna take care of their business where they come
- 8:42Speaker 1: to that money. Tommy kept insisting to this man to
- 8:44Speaker 1: pick him up in the limit. It was a playing
- 8:46Speaker 1: phone call. But the point I'm making is the man
- 8:49Speaker 1: took out time. He could just hung the phone up.
- 8:51Speaker 1: But you know what he's said, he's a hold up
- 8:53Speaker 1: young man. Let me hip you to something. Because the
- 8:55Speaker 1: brother had been locked up before. He said, no, no, no no,
- 8:58Speaker 1: I see I've done that when I was young. I'm
- 9:00Speaker 1: gonna stop and I'm gonna take some moment out to
- 9:01Speaker 1: tell you. I'm gonna here, working man trying to earn
- 9:04Speaker 1: an honest living. I ain't going back down there because
- 9:06Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. They make you eat what they
- 9:08Speaker 1: want you to eat. You don't want the food. You
- 9:10Speaker 1: gotta get up when they say get up. You gotta
- 9:12Speaker 1: stay where they say stay, live with who they say live.
- 9:14Speaker 1: He said, man, you don't want that, and he just
- 9:16Speaker 1: tried to talk the young man out of it. You
- 9:19Speaker 1: can change a young man's mind with a conversation. A
- 9:22Speaker 1: conversation can change a young man's man. Most of these
- 9:25Speaker 1: young men that are misguided ain't having conversations with real men.
- 9:30Speaker 1: They're just not having them. And it's up to us,
- 9:32Speaker 1: who know what manhood is is to start delivering the
- 9:35Speaker 1: message the problem that we have in our communities. We
- 9:38Speaker 1: could solve ourselves. It don't escalated to a point because
- 9:41Speaker 1: we who are men, won't stop on our corporate climb
- 9:45Speaker 1: and our day to day making money and trying to
- 9:48Speaker 1: ball out. We won't stop and grab some of these
- 9:50Speaker 1: young soldiers and tell them the truth about manhood. That's
- 9:53Speaker 1: the real deal. Okay, so I went there. I don't
- 9:55Speaker 1: know where they came from. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
- 10:02Speaker 1: boys and girls, people from all around the world. You
- 10:05Speaker 1: are listening to the baddest morning show in the land.
- 10:08Speaker 1: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, today's show
- 10:14Speaker 1: is dedicated to people who don't have pleasant voices. All
- 10:22Speaker 1: of you who when you talk, it sound like a
- 10:25Speaker 1: shovel getting drug down the driveway. Those of you who
- 10:29Speaker 1: speak and sound like chalk going across the black boards.
- 10:34Speaker 1: Those of you who speak and sound like a plate
- 10:38Speaker 1: in the sink with a little grit under. Those of you,
- 10:42Speaker 1: when you talk, it sound like a toilet flush. This
- 10:47Speaker 1: show is dedicated to people with unpleasant voices. Oh. Now,
- 10:54Speaker 1: they can be pleasant people. They can be very bright people.
- 10:58Speaker 1: I've often find most of them are extremely intelligent and
- 11:03Speaker 1: sweet people. But the voice decries and defies all that
- 11:09Speaker 1: is presented by him. I've seen cute girls with it
- 11:13Speaker 1: uncredibly irritating voices, ladies and gentlemen. This show is dedicated
- 11:19Speaker 1: to Mississippi. Money for this show is dedicated to Tania,
- 11:26Speaker 1: my stage crew, Tanya. Can Monica be together talking? It's
- 11:34Speaker 1: like a rep group called Squeaky and Crashing? Hey, Steve,
- 11:39Speaker 1: how you doing? I need a demonstration later? Please? Okay? Well,
- 11:44Speaker 1: no problem, hey Steve. Hey, Shirley, the moaning mornary. But
- 11:54Speaker 1: what's wrong? It's wrong? No? Oh, you didn't sound like
- 11:58Speaker 1: your normal cheerful off today. I'm trying how to be
- 12:01Speaker 1: one of the voices too late. Yeah I didn't, Julia.
- 12:09Speaker 1: I wasn't even think about you. I won't throw you in.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I know, I don't know when it was coming. Well,
- 12:14Speaker 1: let's hear Squeaky and scratchy speed Hey mister e Hi,
- 12:19Speaker 1: mister Hiby, how are you today? Welcome to family feud?
- 12:23Speaker 1: He don't need to be welcome to family feud? Child?
- 12:26Speaker 1: We need and we ain't bring no catfish with it now?
- 12:30Speaker 1: It was God, that's Monica. This how happy boy? Good
- 12:34Speaker 1: morning man today today calling Hi Monica time, Shirlotte. It's
- 12:46Speaker 1: just happy today gunpoint, Yeah, gunpoint and fit into Monica Steve,
- 12:57Speaker 1: what I mean, quits she doesn't like noise. I'm not
- 13:04Speaker 1: she working at a radio st I don't know. So
- 13:08Speaker 1: that's who dedicated and we'll be back with something funny
- 13:14Speaker 1: at thirty two after the hour. This is gonna be good.
- 13:17Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, it's time for something funny, Steve.
- 13:23Speaker 1: We want you to try and help people get their
- 13:26Speaker 1: next job simply by crying. Okay, I'm going to tell
- 13:29Speaker 1: you what this is all about. It says breaking out
- 13:32Speaker 1: some tears may help you land your next job. During
- 13:35Speaker 1: a job interview, you definitely want them to remember you,
- 13:39Speaker 1: and it turns out a few tears just might do
- 13:42Speaker 1: the trick. While you may think that crying during the
- 13:44Speaker 1: interview process would blow your chances of getting a job,
- 13:48Speaker 1: there are some people who say it actually works. Wonders. So, okay,
- 13:55Speaker 1: well let's go there. Okay, we're in a job interview
- 13:59Speaker 1: on call, are interviewing me. Okay, and so let's go
- 14:06Speaker 1: and let's start the interview. Let's start the interview. Well,
- 14:10Speaker 1: good morning, mister Harvey, how are you today? Fine? How
- 14:13Speaker 1: are you Harvey? Miss Strawberry? Rister miles. Thank you for
- 14:17Speaker 1: having me such an opportunity. All right, So, mister Harvey,
- 14:20Speaker 1: let's get start. I wanted to ask you what exactly, um,
- 14:23Speaker 1: what makes you qualify for this job? Well, having had
- 14:26Speaker 1: several jobs before that gave me the experience of the
- 14:30Speaker 1: exact thing that you folks are looking for. This pretty
- 14:34Speaker 1: much made me qualified. And you know, everybody that I've
- 14:39Speaker 1: ever worked with have always said I was really just
- 14:42Speaker 1: over qualifying here. Um, let me ask you something, mister Harvey.
- 14:50Speaker 1: Why did you leave your last job? Oh? God, just
- 15:02Speaker 1: so difficult that you bought this up? Yeah, do you
- 15:09Speaker 1: need a mom? I was. I was there for sixteen
- 15:15Speaker 1: years and no, really, you know, they just came in
- 15:22Speaker 1: and they just closed it. I mean they just shut it,
- 15:31Speaker 1: shut the doors. Well, let me I was in the
- 15:35Speaker 1: parking lot when it had happened. I was standing there,
- 15:42Speaker 1: Jane Jane put the joan crying, mister Harvey. No, No,
- 15:52Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not. It was just such Amica janeking interview.
- 16:00Speaker 1: Let me jump in here, okay. Just before they were
- 16:04Speaker 1: all in there, I wanted to ask you, mister Harvey. Uh,
- 16:13Speaker 1: you know, a job like this, you're gonna be working
- 16:15Speaker 1: with a lot of people. You're gonna be doing a
- 16:17Speaker 1: lot of interacting. Uh you know, how do you do
- 16:19Speaker 1: you have the skill set to actually interact with other people? Yeah?
- 16:23Speaker 1: Excuse me, yeah, I'm interacted quick. You're having a day
- 16:27Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm sorry, doesn't take much, we see. Yeah,
- 16:34Speaker 1: I interact with people from time to time. You just
- 16:38Speaker 1: talking about it sort of gets me. No, no, oh no,
- 16:42Speaker 1: I'm fun fun with other people. Well, um, mister Harvey,
- 16:47Speaker 1: this is a sales position we're um looking to hire
- 16:51Speaker 1: you for, and we just want to make sure that
- 16:54Speaker 1: you're the right person. As Thomas mentioned earlier, you have
- 16:58Speaker 1: the right qualifications for this position. You have to interact
- 17:02Speaker 1: with people, you have to sell our product, and you
- 17:06Speaker 1: know people buy you first before they even buy the products.
- 17:11Speaker 1: So I just want to make sure that that, um,
- 17:14Speaker 1: you know, this little crying thing I hear, Um, it's
- 17:19Speaker 1: it's not really. I just I don't cry. I got
- 17:26Speaker 1: a question for you. I don't just cry, you know
- 17:30Speaker 1: all the time, sounds like you do. I'm out of work.
- 17:36Speaker 1: I'm crying because I'm out of work. Yeah, there's no
- 17:38Speaker 1: crying at work. I don't want I don't not hear yet,
- 17:43Speaker 1: you can stop you cry too of you one work?
- 17:59Speaker 1: What are your drinks? Let's talk about something positive. One
- 18:02Speaker 1: of my strengths is I can absolutlutely pull it together.
- 18:11Speaker 1: That's one of my stru I promise you I care
- 18:14Speaker 1: if you just hired me, just give me a job.
- 18:17Speaker 1: See it's just like instant if one of just say
- 18:21Speaker 1: you're hired, begin to show you just city Gil the
- 18:29Speaker 1: eighteenth interview. This is the third level. This is supposed
- 18:34Speaker 1: to be it. I was told by your supervisor that
- 18:37Speaker 1: it wouldn't we wouldn't even be here to glow here
- 18:41Speaker 1: I am, and we're still talking to a job. Well,
- 18:48Speaker 1: this is that's why it's called a process. Mister Harvey.
- 18:51Speaker 1: O prossy, Oh the interview process suffer. Oh jesus O
- 19:01Speaker 1: jesus um, he'll stop. Please. Well let's let's evaluate miss
- 19:11Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry and Carlin. Do you think we have the
- 19:14Speaker 1: right person for the job. Well, how about we let
- 19:17Speaker 1: this person sell themselves in thirty seconds to us? Okay, yeah,
- 19:22Speaker 1: sounds good. Yes, mister Harvey, could you sell yourself for
- 19:25Speaker 1: thirty seconds to us? Please? Oh? Hold, you need a
- 19:29Speaker 1: moment you want to go out? Let me know okay, okay,
- 19:34Speaker 1: and you can start now and now. And I believe
- 19:38Speaker 1: that I'm extremely qualified for this position due to the
- 19:42Speaker 1: fact that I'm probably the most experienced candidate that you'll
- 19:45Speaker 1: meet from time to time. I've also discovered that I
- 19:49Speaker 1: have several traits that this company's lacking, and I can
- 19:52Speaker 1: be a most fulfilling factor in developing the app loot
- 19:58Speaker 1: direction of the your firm and your company. I will
- 20:01Speaker 1: be but an asset, and that is why I think
- 20:05Speaker 1: I should have the job. Okay, all right, he said
- 20:09Speaker 1: a mouth right there, no tears. Okay. If you're asking me,
- 20:14Speaker 1: I would say, he's hired. Oh God, is coming up next?
- 20:30Speaker 1: You're listening. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 20:36Speaker 1: miss Anne will be here with today's national news and headlines.
- 20:40Speaker 1: But right now it's time for the nephew to run
- 20:42Speaker 1: that brank back. What you got now, my daddy's boat,
- 20:47Speaker 1: Let that float. Let that float for me. Let it float, Junior,
- 20:52Speaker 1: you got it. My daddy boat, got it, sir, My
- 20:55Speaker 1: daddy boat been haaded, Dandy Brown, Let my boat fright.
- 21:01Speaker 1: Everybody read it? All right, there, buckle up, here we go.
- 21:03Speaker 1: This is my daddy boat. Let's go get down my
- 21:05Speaker 1: daddy Bote. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a mister Wilson. Please,
- 21:12Speaker 1: mister Wilson, how are you today? Who is it? My
- 21:15Speaker 1: name is Williams. Well, listen, we've been getting a few complaints,
- 21:21Speaker 1: sir about some things on your property there all. Who
- 21:25Speaker 1: are you with? Uh? Actually I'm with the homeowners Association.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Wanted to reach out and give you a call today.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Oh well, how are you doing? Pretty good? Listen. Um,
- 21:36Speaker 1: got a few things I kind of want to discuss
- 21:38Speaker 1: with you here that seemed to be a problem that's
- 21:42Speaker 1: taken place in the neighborhood there. Um, it's been brought
- 21:45Speaker 1: to our attention down here at headquarters that you have
- 21:49Speaker 1: a few things on your property that are are not
- 21:51Speaker 1: functioning that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh. You
- 21:55Speaker 1: have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are not
- 21:57Speaker 1: being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Well yeah,
- 22:01Speaker 1: well one of them I'm currently working on. I'm almost
- 22:03Speaker 1: I should have it repaired. I'm just waiting on getting wait,
- 22:06Speaker 1: wait and get a little extra money to get it
- 22:07Speaker 1: take care of. The other car is just function and
- 22:09Speaker 1: I just don't drop. But I have more than one car, Okay,
- 22:13Speaker 1: now you you also have a camper that seems to
- 22:17Speaker 1: be has been there for at least eight months now,
- 22:21Speaker 1: that's that's sitting there. Is that correct as well? Yeah, yeah,
- 22:24Speaker 1: I'm I'm working on getting some storage for that, but
- 22:27Speaker 1: it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe around
- 22:29Speaker 1: about six seven eight months. And uh, you know, I'm
- 22:34Speaker 1: looking at our past records and stuff. It seems like
- 22:37Speaker 1: there was a complaint before about the you know, keeping
- 22:41Speaker 1: the yard, uh, pretty cutting all of that kind of stuff.
- 22:45Speaker 1: And I'm just looking at past complaints that I have here.
- 22:48Speaker 1: Now the biggest one that I have that that's concerning
- 22:50Speaker 1: your property, sir, is uh, supposedly in your backyard. Now
- 22:56Speaker 1: there's a you have an old boat that's in your backyard. Yeah, yeah,
- 23:01Speaker 1: but I don't see that both father or nobody. Well, well,
- 23:05Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's kind of a sore eye
- 23:07Speaker 1: for the people. I think. I think you guys backyards
- 23:09Speaker 1: actually bump up against each other, and you guys have
- 23:12Speaker 1: a chain link fence between the two of you all,
- 23:15Speaker 1: and I think the boat is must be just a
- 23:17Speaker 1: sore eye for the family that's behind you all. Well,
- 23:20Speaker 1: you know, I don't see myself getting rid of that boat.
- 23:23Speaker 1: So I got a cover on it. Everybody else got
- 23:27Speaker 1: a boat. I don't see. What's the problem is, Well, okay,
- 23:30Speaker 1: here's here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's gonna take
- 23:33Speaker 1: place is this. Now, we're gonna give you a fourteen
- 23:36Speaker 1: day extension. Fourteen days actually to move the car that
- 23:43Speaker 1: is not functioning, the camper as well, and definitely the boat.
- 23:47Speaker 1: We need. We're gonna need those three items. We'll get search.
- 23:50Speaker 1: I ain't got no what moved the boat. I just
- 23:52Speaker 1: told you I was working on so well for storage.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Do you know I'm a storage called Now the boat, Now,
- 23:57Speaker 1: the cab, I'll get that, take care. But the boat. Boat,
- 24:00Speaker 1: the boat my daddy gave me, and my daddy gave
- 24:02Speaker 1: me that that that's the only thing my daddy gave
- 24:04Speaker 1: me before he died. Now now I'm not moving that
- 24:07Speaker 1: boat nowhere. The boat won't just fun. If I take
- 24:10Speaker 1: it down that to the water, it'll work, sir, And
- 24:12Speaker 1: I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm just
- 24:16Speaker 1: a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get the
- 24:19Speaker 1: non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna have
- 24:22Speaker 1: to get that out within a two weeks notice, as
- 24:25Speaker 1: well as the camper, and definitely the boat. Now, I
- 24:27Speaker 1: gotta get that out. That's gotta be gone. I'll tell
- 24:30Speaker 1: you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you that play.
- 24:33Speaker 1: What you're gonna do, sir. You gotta either move the boat.
- 24:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna have somebody come over and haul all of
- 24:38Speaker 1: these things away. Well, i'll tell you what. I got
- 24:41Speaker 1: thirteen reasons why you won't go over and touch that boat,
- 24:44Speaker 1: and I got two bond two thirteen twenty six. I
- 24:48Speaker 1: got thirteen, and then I got another twenty six added
- 24:52Speaker 1: on to that why you won't bring now want me
- 24:54Speaker 1: to touch my daddy boat because my daddy gave me
- 24:56Speaker 1: that bowl. I'll be dad any of you. You know
- 24:59Speaker 1: I'm tired of you with me instead cross street because sir,
- 25:04Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to give you the name who's
- 25:06Speaker 1: reporting you to give me something? Because I know you
- 25:12Speaker 1: eight months and ain't nobody said saint to it. So
- 25:15Speaker 1: why the hell y'all me about how to volt in
- 25:17Speaker 1: the backyard of my daddic ave me, sir, the language
- 25:20Speaker 1: is not necessary. The bottom line is I want to
- 25:25Speaker 1: camper out I want to vote out, and I want
- 25:27Speaker 1: the car that's not functioning move for them two weeks
- 25:30Speaker 1: or I'm towing it out. I tell you, when I
- 25:32Speaker 1: give you a personal invitation to come over him, put
- 25:35Speaker 1: the boat, the campus and the car, and I will
- 25:40Speaker 1: beat you like that's what beat you, sir. Wow, I'm
- 25:45Speaker 1: gonna allow one car to stay. I just want to
- 25:47Speaker 1: make sure that you know that I've given you the
- 25:49Speaker 1: statement over the phone, letting you know that what what
- 25:52Speaker 1: has taken place here, the state will take it. But
- 25:56Speaker 1: I ain't moved my daddy boat. You're gonna move your
- 25:58Speaker 1: dad's stinking boat. Let me don't bring the loan. Would
- 26:04Speaker 1: you bring somebody, sir? Trust me? Trust me. If we
- 26:07Speaker 1: come there, we're definitely gonna be bringing authorities with us.
- 26:11Speaker 1: My will go to jail because I love my daddy.
- 26:13Speaker 1: Ain't now I want you. I'm gonna touch my daddy's both.
- 26:15Speaker 1: That's only left me. I got one one thing I
- 26:18Speaker 1: need to say to you, sir about this in a situation.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Excuse me. All I have to say is this, This
- 26:25Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
- 26:29Speaker 1: just got pranked by your brother man y'all got up.
- 26:41Speaker 1: I got up, all right, man, that's your brother told me.
- 26:46Speaker 1: He said, Man, he'd be going eddie with the homeowner Sodier,
- 26:49Speaker 1: he said, Man, just call him and tell him he
- 26:52Speaker 1: got to move all this too, he said, But most
- 26:54Speaker 1: of all, tell him y'all gonna haul off that boat.
- 26:57Speaker 1: He said, he'd killed you behind that dog. But I
- 27:02Speaker 1: love that they know that, they know that. I got
- 27:05Speaker 1: one more question for you, though, Baby, tell me this,
- 27:08Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, The
- 27:12Speaker 1: Steve Show? Come on, baby, get the practice out. But
- 27:23Speaker 1: but you know, but it don't matter though, Jake, No,
- 27:25Speaker 1: it don't matter at all because that was daddy's boat.
- 27:28Speaker 1: That's all that mattered. It was my daddy boat. That's
- 27:30Speaker 1: the only thing my daddy left me with, this ragged
- 27:32Speaker 1: head boat. All y'all is going down. The Nephews coming
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- 27:56Speaker 1: twenty fifth September, Land in the Cup. I told b sixteenth, Troit, Michigan. Yeah,
- 28:02Speaker 1: I gotta line up for your baby. I already told
- 28:05Speaker 1: you my girl. Oh Dominique is Dominique a beast junior Dominie? Yes?
- 28:13Speaker 1: All right? If Rodney Perry of beast, I'm just saying,
- 28:16Speaker 1: is he your beast? Yeah? Okay, Tommy Davidson, Oh what's
- 28:23Speaker 1: bigger than the beast? Was full of beast? God? Tori
- 28:28Speaker 1: is a beast for show baby and it's hosted by
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- 28:34Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. That's in Detroit, Michigan.
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- 28:49Speaker 1: coming up next, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 28:51Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening Steve Show. All right now, Jay,
- 28:59Speaker 1: this is a common the segment you wrote what it's
- 29:02Speaker 1: all things men say when they don't want to talk
- 29:07Speaker 1: about it. For example, phrases they say, just little words,
- 29:12Speaker 1: little phrases like the phrase I don't know come up. Yeah,
- 29:17Speaker 1: this is just a more creative way lying. Come on,
- 29:24Speaker 1: just a list of summer summer? All right, that's what
- 29:30Speaker 1: you got? You know, I'm know hoping to get in trouble.
- 29:34Speaker 1: I don't worry about time you got your dad ain't
- 29:38Speaker 1: got nothing to do with it. I gonna live here, Junior,
- 29:48Speaker 1: just one of my favorites. Also, we back there again?
- 29:55Speaker 1: Are we back there again? I thought we'd covered this.
- 30:00Speaker 1: These are lines, whatnot? I j Lines that men use
- 30:04Speaker 1: when they don't want to talk about it at all. Okay,
- 30:08Speaker 1: I got you got? Did you see me? You see me?
- 30:17Speaker 1: Did you see me? I got? Here? We go? Here
- 30:21Speaker 1: we go? Please? Please? Not today? Really not today? All right?
- 30:28Speaker 1: Not today? Whatever? Today? All day? Tell me? Can I
- 30:36Speaker 1: just watch the game and I do that? That bad boy? Don't? It?
- 30:49Speaker 1: Don't make no sense. But I'll tell you one thing.
- 30:51Speaker 1: This is what I always like to say, because I
- 30:52Speaker 1: because of my condition, because I have my hip hurt.
- 30:59Speaker 1: These are things men say when they don't want to
- 31:02Speaker 1: talk about it. What you got, Steve? I just can't
- 31:06Speaker 1: do nothing right here? We go. I got what things
- 31:15Speaker 1: been saying they don't want to talk about. That was
- 31:18Speaker 1: ten years ago. Damn, Oh my god? And what things
- 31:30Speaker 1: you don't want to talk ab what you got? Look?
- 31:33Speaker 1: I got to be on the radio in the morrow
- 31:37Speaker 1: with a trim mans. I cannot do this. I've used
- 31:42Speaker 1: that one before, my felt men saying they don't want
- 31:50Speaker 1: to talk about it. I just walked into dough. Now
- 31:57Speaker 1: can I just get in the house right now, Jane?
- 32:04Speaker 1: Men saving that one time? About what you got? Steve?
- 32:06Speaker 1: I know you got one man? Damn what now? I
- 32:11Speaker 1: like that straight to Damn? What now? It's fun about what? What? What? What?
- 32:21Speaker 1: I mean like that? Fuck? What? God? I don't mean no,
- 32:27Speaker 1: I don't mean no harm. Is it just that time
- 32:30Speaker 1: of the month, right, you're gonna get told? Yeah, come on, see,
- 32:42Speaker 1: don't do this to you before. Don't do this. Don't
- 32:53Speaker 1: put the baby in it and think we're gonna back right, Steve,
- 32:57Speaker 1: Let's get to the news, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Anne
- 33:00Speaker 1: and trip. This is an trip with the news. It's
- 33:03Speaker 1: very interesting and not that good. Thirteen US service members
- 33:06Speaker 1: killed in Afghanistan yesterday thirteen, marking the first time any
- 33:10Speaker 1: Americans had lost their life over there, and over a
- 33:12Speaker 1: year and fifteen other US military personnel were injured. Dozens
- 33:16Speaker 1: of Afghan civilians also killed and were turned out to
- 33:19Speaker 1: be two suicide bombies just outside Cabal Airport. For days,
- 33:24Speaker 1: the Biden administrations have been telling anybody in that area
- 33:26Speaker 1: who would listen to stay away from the airport. But
- 33:28Speaker 1: I guess folks just really wanted to get out of
- 33:30Speaker 1: the country and they didn't listen. In a news conference
- 33:32Speaker 1: later in the day, President Biden's tone was somber but
- 33:35Speaker 1: also resolute. To those who carried out this attack, as
- 33:38Speaker 1: well as anyone who wishes America harm, know this. We
- 33:42Speaker 1: will not forgive. We will not forget. We will hunt
- 33:46Speaker 1: you down and make you pay. The State Department says
- 33:50Speaker 1: the Taliban sworn enemies, a group called isis K, was responsible,
- 33:54Speaker 1: but added that meanwhile, the rescue would an evacuation mission
- 33:57Speaker 1: continues as planned, and that, of course, of course, will
- 34:04Speaker 1: be August thirty first, that's going to be the last
- 34:06Speaker 1: day that we were out. That's fast approaching. Once more.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Thirteen Americans killed yesterday, along with ninety five Afghan Authorities
- 34:13Speaker 1: looking for members of a group that claim responsibility isis K. Meanwhile,
- 34:17Speaker 1: the exit strategy continues. Seventy five hundred people were flown
- 34:21Speaker 1: out of Afghanistan yesterday, meaning that at least one hundred
- 34:24Speaker 1: and four thousand people have so far been evacuated. The
- 34:27Speaker 1: US military is flying in food everybody supplies to remote
- 34:30Speaker 1: mountain areas of Haiti, where residents still struggling to survive
- 34:34Speaker 1: yet another big quake that struck that country over a
- 34:36Speaker 1: week ago, a toll of eight state, setting new records
- 34:39Speaker 1: for the most hospitalized COVID patients since the star of
- 34:41Speaker 1: the pandemic. Several US Capital police officers have filed a
- 34:46Speaker 1: federal lawsuit against foreign president Donald Trump and others for
- 34:50Speaker 1: inciting the January sixth assault on the Capitol. Saint also
- 34:54Speaker 1: named in the suit of Trump's pal Roger Stone, and
- 34:57Speaker 1: far right groups the Proud Boys and the OA. He
- 35:00Speaker 1: is just the latest with several lawsuits filed against Trump
- 35:03Speaker 1: and his supporters aimed at holding them all accountable for
- 35:05Speaker 1: what happened that day. Finally, the people who make your
- 35:08Speaker 1: Oreos chips, Ahoy and rich Crackers on strike in five
- 35:11Speaker 1: states Oregon, Illinois, Colorado, Virginia, Georgia. Works at the company
- 35:15Speaker 1: say Mandalay the boss unreasonable demands that they're making at
- 35:18Speaker 1: the contract table, like instituting twelve hours shifts and stuff.
- 35:21Speaker 1: You gotta settle, guys, because I love my oreos and
- 35:24Speaker 1: my chips. Ahoy, I have to have them. That guy
- 35:31Speaker 1: loves cookie. You got that right, and so does this girl.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
- 35:37Speaker 1: to show. Well, guess what, Steve, we have more relationship
- 35:42Speaker 1: questions for you from Steve Harvey FM. You know you're
- 35:46Speaker 1: our Chief Love Officer CLO, so your help? Yeah, all right?
- 35:51Speaker 1: This is from Sherwanna in Dallas. Swanna says Steve. I've
- 35:55Speaker 1: been dating a great guy for seven years and we've
- 35:58Speaker 1: known each other for thirteen years. Things have been great,
- 36:01Speaker 1: and I don't want I want to be with him forever.
- 36:04Speaker 1: My question for you is kind of woman proposed to
- 36:07Speaker 1: a man? No? No, But the question, your deeper question,
- 36:12Speaker 1: is you want to be with him forever? You need
- 36:15Speaker 1: to ask the question does he want to be with
- 36:18Speaker 1: you forever? And what's in it for him to get married?
- 36:23Speaker 1: If you all have been seeing each other for seven years, been,
- 36:27Speaker 1: what did she say they're doing for thirteen they've known
- 36:30Speaker 1: each other for thirteen, known each other thirteen being seeing
- 36:33Speaker 1: each other seven? Did she say how old she was? No,
- 36:37Speaker 1: she did not. Maybe he don't want her, Maybe he
- 36:41Speaker 1: just wants something from her at seven years. I think
- 36:46Speaker 1: all she has to do is sit down and say, hey,
- 36:48Speaker 1: can we have ain't listen to me? I want to
- 36:51Speaker 1: say something to you that I think you should hear. Hell, yeah, baby,
- 36:55Speaker 1: what's that? I love you? You have told me that
- 36:58Speaker 1: you love me, and we've been together for seven years.
- 37:03Speaker 1: Can you tell me exactly what your plans are for
- 37:06Speaker 1: me moving forward? Yeah, that's a simple question. That ain't
- 37:11Speaker 1: that ain't making him marry you. That ain't no ultimatum,
- 37:14Speaker 1: And just let him tell you what he wants from
- 37:17Speaker 1: you moving forward. You've already had seven years, and if
- 37:20Speaker 1: he says the same thing that you already got, then
- 37:23Speaker 1: he has no other plans for you than what you
- 37:25Speaker 1: already getting. But Steve, I'm going to assume that she's
- 37:31Speaker 1: a young woman. So and a lot of young women
- 37:34Speaker 1: believe it or not feel this way, that it's okay,
- 37:36Speaker 1: you know, we don't care blah blah blah blah blah.
- 37:39Speaker 1: So you need to laser in on why a woman
- 37:43Speaker 1: should not propose to a man. Not that why you can.
- 37:47Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question. If you're leaving
- 37:51Speaker 1: it up to a man to say whether he wants
- 37:54Speaker 1: to get married or not, and he hasn't asked you,
- 37:58Speaker 1: and you force him to tell you the answer is no,
- 38:02Speaker 1: that is a much slicker way to go about it,
- 38:06Speaker 1: because if the man wanted to marry you, he'd ask you.
- 38:10Speaker 1: You asking him ain't gonna make him jump. If a
- 38:13Speaker 1: man don't want to jump, he's not jumping, he's not
- 38:15Speaker 1: jumping because you asked him. You. You're gonna get some
- 38:19Speaker 1: answers like, hey, you know, I'm trying to give myself together.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Y'all thought about it with you. You're gonna hear stuff like,
- 38:26Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm cool the way it is. I love you.
- 38:29Speaker 1: You know why you're gonna hear this from right here?
- 38:32Speaker 1: Why mess this up? We got a good thing. You
- 38:34Speaker 1: want to mess this up? Oh me? And got all
- 38:36Speaker 1: types of wonderful stuff that make you second guess yourself.
- 38:40Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
- 38:42Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to show all right
- 38:49Speaker 1: time now for a comedy roulette. Come on, Jay, set
- 38:52Speaker 1: it up, please, let me break it down for you.
- 38:54Speaker 1: We take three subjects, put those three subjects on a wheel,
- 38:57Speaker 1: spun the wheel where the wheel stops be. Because we
- 39:00Speaker 1: are comedians, we can make the damn thing funny. Watch
- 39:05Speaker 1: us watches all right. Here are today's categories. Number one,
- 39:10Speaker 1: Things people say when they don't know they are on
- 39:13Speaker 1: speaker phone. Things your mate, things your mate has that
- 39:20Speaker 1: you wish they would throw away. And then how about
- 39:27Speaker 1: this one. Things that a friend says to embarrass you.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Oh wow, those are three good ones. Ready ye throw away?
- 39:46Speaker 1: Oh no, it stops on. We've all been here. Things
- 39:52Speaker 1: people say when they don't know they are on speaker phone.
- 39:56Speaker 1: Let's go, here we go. Things people say when they
- 39:58Speaker 1: don't know they don't speak a phone. I ain't gonna
- 40:00Speaker 1: that whole house. Think I ain't gonna the whole house.
- 40:13Speaker 1: Look here, I'm gonna say this here. If if Larry
- 40:15Speaker 1: them over there, I ain't coming because you know I
- 40:18Speaker 1: don't blank it blank with Larry. You already know that
- 40:22Speaker 1: you know I don't. This is things people say when
- 40:29Speaker 1: they don't know they don't speaker phone. Here's ass on
- 40:34Speaker 1: the phone on the phone, people saying they don't know
- 40:45Speaker 1: they don't speaker phone. Yeah, I got five dollars, but
- 40:47Speaker 1: I ain't gonna len it the hert ass. I wish
- 40:50Speaker 1: the hell out. Hey, listen, it's uh Is the runner
- 40:59Speaker 1: got her big answer. People off my couch because she
- 41:04Speaker 1: the reason why the couch uneven. Not she the main ring.
- 41:06Speaker 1: Why honey, Hey you're on speaker phone. They can hear
- 41:10Speaker 1: your people say speak man, I can't stay none of
- 41:20Speaker 1: their ass. You want speaker let me pick up. I
- 41:30Speaker 1: think people say when they don't know they don't speaker phone.
- 41:34Speaker 1: I went to hell, I would go to the funeral.
- 41:36Speaker 1: I didn't like you when he was alive. Hey, they
- 41:42Speaker 1: looking in can tell you something? I won't let me
- 41:47Speaker 1: tell you something. Girl. I want you to do what
- 41:49Speaker 1: you did with the jelly, that same thing, what you
- 41:53Speaker 1: do with that lad? You do that strange say when
- 42:00Speaker 1: they don't know that. Come see things people say when
- 42:10Speaker 1: they don't know they don't speaker phone. It's his uglass
- 42:15Speaker 1: mama over there. I love it. I love it things
- 42:28Speaker 1: people say what they don't know they don't speaker phone.
- 42:30Speaker 1: He got a brand new cop, but he missing sixteeth.
- 42:33Speaker 1: Now that don't make no damn. See, you're right about
- 42:37Speaker 1: that hey, hey, hey, hey, why ain't over there? You
- 42:45Speaker 1: don't You don't even know I'm hitting his old lady.
- 42:47Speaker 1: You don't even know that. I don't know. Dog loves
- 42:59Speaker 1: it out man. Thanks. People say when they don't know.
- 43:10Speaker 1: They all speak a phone. Hey, hey, no, you left
- 43:16Speaker 1: your panties over here? Mama's everybody looking at the phone.
- 43:26Speaker 1: Oh hey, I'll oh hey, miss Jacobs speaking all right,
- 43:35Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. That's comedy Roulette. Coming up next, nephew
- 43:38Speaker 1: in the building with today's praying phone call. Right after this,
- 43:41Speaker 1: you're listening, coming up at the top of the hour,
- 43:47Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
- 43:51Speaker 1: subject my lady acts like a man and thinks like
- 43:55Speaker 1: a man. Okay, but right now the nephew is here
- 43:59Speaker 1: with today prying phone call. What you got now, doctor Petrie?
- 44:03Speaker 1: I need some help, Doctor Petrie. I need some help, Rennie. Hello,
- 44:11Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach doctor Petrie. Please. This is doctor Petrie,
- 44:15Speaker 1: Doctor Petrie. I'm my name is a Jared Jared, and
- 44:20Speaker 1: I was open you can help me. I would have
- 44:21Speaker 1: would would have with a problem that I have. Okay, Hello, Jared, um,
- 44:25Speaker 1: I would love to help you. Out with a problem, unfortunately,
- 44:28Speaker 1: Doctor Petrie. Right, I am, but this is my personal number.
- 44:32Speaker 1: How did you get this number? Somebody gave me this
- 44:34Speaker 1: number so I could call you and and and try
- 44:37Speaker 1: to get some counseling from you, because I gotta I mean, I'm, I'm,
- 44:40Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm really in a bad situation right now. Okay,
- 44:44Speaker 1: I can I can recognize that that you're in a
- 44:46Speaker 1: bad situation. But how did you get my number? This
- 44:49Speaker 1: is my personal line? Who gave you my number? Are you? You?
- 44:52Speaker 1: You the doctor? You're the counselor to help people with
- 44:55Speaker 1: with with with with situations and problems and stuff. Right, yes,
- 44:59Speaker 1: I am, Ared? What can I do for you? Jared? Uh?
- 45:02Speaker 1: I got a problem that just seemed like I'm just
- 45:05Speaker 1: you know, I've been married to my wife for six years. Okay, wait,
- 45:08Speaker 1: wait wait Jared, Now this what you're what you're about
- 45:12Speaker 1: to get into. You're about to you want to go
- 45:14Speaker 1: into a counseling session. And so in order to do that,
- 45:17Speaker 1: I do that through making an appointment all of that.
- 45:21Speaker 1: But to you, you all understand I'm trying to What
- 45:23Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you is that I gotta situate
- 45:26Speaker 1: and I know it's gonna happen again to night because
- 45:28Speaker 1: it's been happening it all the time. I'm just I
- 45:31Speaker 1: just need something. If you could just give me a
- 45:32Speaker 1: little bit of help and then I'll come in next week.
- 45:35Speaker 1: But I mean, I just need you to tell me
- 45:37Speaker 1: how to handle my problem and then I'll come in
- 45:39Speaker 1: next week. I just I just I need this bad
- 45:42Speaker 1: right now, Jared. Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay.
- 45:45Speaker 1: I don't do this over the phone, However, it sounds
- 45:48Speaker 1: to me like you really need I need you. Can
- 45:51Speaker 1: you can you be there for me just for a week. Yeah,
- 45:53Speaker 1: I'm here right here for calling you and disrupting your weekend,
- 45:56Speaker 1: but can you help me out? I don't know what's
- 45:59Speaker 1: going on. Someone Jason Hello, Hell them, I'll call him back. Hello,
- 46:04Speaker 1: I'm here, Jared, doctor patriot. I'm here. Tell me telling
- 46:07Speaker 1: what's going on? Jared. I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen.
- 46:11Speaker 1: I've been I've been mad to my wife for like
- 46:13Speaker 1: six years now, and I don't know what it is.
- 46:17Speaker 1: But whenever, whenever we intimate, you know, I guess scared
- 46:22Speaker 1: and I'm going to the closet and I got a
- 46:25Speaker 1: TV in then I watched old TV shows because I'm scared.
- 46:28Speaker 1: I'm scared of the intimacy between me and huh. Okay, Jared,
- 46:33Speaker 1: this this sounds like a particular case. Um, it's different
- 46:37Speaker 1: from anything that I've experienced thus far. And I want
- 46:41Speaker 1: to make sure that I address you were up in
- 46:43Speaker 1: the big league. Get not turn it back? What Lord?
- 46:47Speaker 1: Will we live? You will leave? Baby? He ain't nothing
- 46:50Speaker 1: long with that? Okay, Jared's focus. You called me and
- 46:56Speaker 1: you need me. I'll be going. I'll be going through
- 46:59Speaker 1: it and be army. Okay, Jared. What I need to
- 47:02Speaker 1: do is I need to make sure three o'clock, four
- 47:05Speaker 1: o'clock Rock, five, six o'clock, and o'clock Rock o'clock Rock.
- 47:11Speaker 1: We're going to rock Rock the clock to night, whin
- 47:14Speaker 1: the clock right through all win the band, go down,
- 47:19Speaker 1: kick kick, but to breed, breed? Oh, how did you
- 47:27Speaker 1: get my number? How did you get my personal number?
- 47:30Speaker 1: They gave me a number and said you you would
- 47:32Speaker 1: be the one that would that would that would that
- 47:34Speaker 1: would that would take care of me. I'm here, Okay,
- 47:39Speaker 1: let's take a difference. And you knew where you were
- 47:41Speaker 1: then girls were girls and men were men. Wishing we
- 47:47Speaker 1: could use a man like her. But Hubert Rack again,
- 47:50Speaker 1: let's just sat together. I want to help you. I
- 47:52Speaker 1: want to help you, and I want to help your situation.
- 47:54Speaker 1: I want to help you with your wife. But you
- 47:56Speaker 1: you called me, and I mean if you're looking for
- 47:59Speaker 1: a lifeline for an anchor, I'm trying to do that.
- 48:02Speaker 1: I mean, easy to help me, help me with more acacy.
- 48:06Speaker 1: I know my wife is gonna leave me if I
- 48:09Speaker 1: don't quit doing this. Here's this story of a lovely lady,
- 48:16Speaker 1: not three barely lovely girl. Jared. My technique is a
- 48:20Speaker 1: little bit different, is and maybe a little unorthodox. Not
- 48:24Speaker 1: a fearless crew. The minto would be lost, the mood
- 48:28Speaker 1: would be lost. The minta look here, look here. I
- 48:33Speaker 1: means you needs you to help me. I need to
- 48:37Speaker 1: get you into my office. I need to schedule an
- 48:39Speaker 1: appointment with you. You need to erase my personal number
- 48:41Speaker 1: from your cell phone because everybody knows your name. Jared. Focus, Focus, focus,
- 48:47Speaker 1: Jared focus. There's a lot more going on here. But
- 48:51Speaker 1: once you're making out of fun now with me and
- 48:54Speaker 1: all the game learning from each other. Why we do
- 48:58Speaker 1: I say gonna have a good time? You know what Jared's.
- 49:06Speaker 1: My patience is fed up. I have no more patience
- 49:09Speaker 1: with you now. I need you to face fuckers and
- 49:11Speaker 1: get it together back. Why didn't you call me? Why
- 49:14Speaker 1: didn't you? How did you get my number? At me?
- 49:17Speaker 1: Why don't you supposed to be a doctor. You're supposed
- 49:20Speaker 1: to be the doctor, and my doctor. Don't question my credential.
- 49:24Speaker 1: Shoe man, you called me. I want to help you,
- 49:27Speaker 1: but this has gone on too far. This is Tommy.
- 49:30Speaker 1: Gave me yo number for me too, Steve? You know Steve,
- 49:34Speaker 1: don't you? Now? Look I want to help you, but
- 49:38Speaker 1: you are not allowing me to do so. So who
- 49:41Speaker 1: is Tommy? Who is Stephen? And how did you get
- 49:43Speaker 1: my number? Is on the radio? No, no, it's Stephen
- 49:47Speaker 1: on the Steven on the radio as in I'm a
- 49:56Speaker 1: radio as in Tommy, mas are you? Tommy? You have
- 50:04Speaker 1: been prank Who knows you didn't go? Oh? My god?
- 50:11Speaker 1: Do you have a colleague named Charles? You know what
- 50:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna ki? Oh? Look that I can't believe Charlie
- 50:18Speaker 1: did this to me? My gosh, do you know what
- 50:22Speaker 1: time you got? What? You got? Me? Flustered? I was
- 50:25Speaker 1: recording you I have you know that Oh, I gotta
- 50:30Speaker 1: ask you something though, what is the baddest and I
- 50:33Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve
- 50:37Speaker 1: have and Shuttle Baby good just Donna fry An the kids,
- 50:52Speaker 1: Things don't burn? Does that the fact of the poor
- 50:58Speaker 1: doctor Petriet myself? My music? You just talk busting out
- 51:16Speaker 1: of him? Damn. So yeah, man, leave me something now
- 51:23Speaker 1: we up? Keep stupid? Keep you stupid? You do that
- 51:31Speaker 1: running a cloth looking old TV show? What you think?
- 51:35Speaker 1: President and CEO of Team Tommy, thank you, thank you
- 51:42Speaker 1: appreciate that. That's a compliment. That's definitely a compliment. Oh
- 51:48Speaker 1: my god, Breaking, I'm gonna tell y'all something, Break and eighty. No,
- 51:53Speaker 1: it's not. That's a nice little shirt right there. Breaking.
- 51:56Speaker 1: You know that's somebody I got to do it. Yeah.
- 51:58Speaker 1: By the fact, Will that's a new TV show, Frank
- 52:01Speaker 1: and as you know, they will packer you list easy
- 52:05Speaker 1: bank at Easy. I like that. By the fact, breaking
- 52:10Speaker 1: ain't easy? Will pack If you're listening Frank and Easy,
- 52:13Speaker 1: come on right after riding a little or right before?
- 52:17Speaker 1: How do you want to do it? But pranking eight easy?
- 52:19Speaker 1: Are you having a meeting on the air? Yeah? Either
- 52:25Speaker 1: it's either meeting or he's vegan. He wanted to go
- 52:30Speaker 1: to hell team time it didn't. Just all right, stay tuned,
- 52:37Speaker 1: stay tuned. In fact, go to my website. Just good grits.
- 52:39Speaker 1: That's g R I t Z Just good grits and
- 52:43Speaker 1: try time his flavors. All right, all right, look, we
- 52:46Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. Thank you, nephew. Coming up next,
- 52:48Speaker 1: it is my Strawberry Letters. Subject my lady acts like
- 52:52Speaker 1: a man and thinks like a man, Steve Harvey. We'll
- 52:55Speaker 1: get into the letter right after this. You're listening show.
- 53:02Speaker 1: All right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
- 53:05Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, on work, on dating,
- 53:10Speaker 1: on sex, on parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry
- 53:14Speaker 1: Letter to Steve Harvey FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay,
- 53:19Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter live on the air,
- 53:22Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one live. You hear that,
- 53:25Speaker 1: buggle up, Hold on tight, We got it for you. Here.
- 53:27Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter, subject my lady acts like
- 53:31Speaker 1: a man and thinks like a man. Little play on
- 53:34Speaker 1: words there with the title of your book, Steve, you
- 53:37Speaker 1: get that well anyway, Dear Stephen Shirley. I am dating
- 53:42Speaker 1: a beautiful, strong, talented woman, and everything was okay in
- 53:48Speaker 1: the beginning until we had sex for the first time.
- 53:53Speaker 1: She controlled everything from start to finish, and she did
- 53:58Speaker 1: not let me do anything. She got on top and
- 54:01Speaker 1: that was it, and it seemed to go on forever.
- 54:07Speaker 1: I tried to talk to her and plead with her
- 54:11Speaker 1: to let me do some of the work, but she
- 54:13Speaker 1: was not trying to have it. The second time we
- 54:16Speaker 1: had sex, she brought in toys. Yes, my girl had toys,
- 54:20Speaker 1: and thought she was going to use them on us.
- 54:24Speaker 1: I stood my ground and told her that was not
- 54:27Speaker 1: going to happen. After that, I started noticing things like
- 54:31Speaker 1: her wanting to drive all the time when we go out,
- 54:34Speaker 1: and she always rubs my back in public and helps
- 54:38Speaker 1: me out when I'm ordering food in restaurants. We were
- 54:42Speaker 1: out last weekend and she grabbed my butt in public
- 54:46Speaker 1: in front of several of my boys, and they are
- 54:48Speaker 1: still joking with me about that. When we ride the
- 54:52Speaker 1: train together, she always insists that I sit and she
- 54:57Speaker 1: prefers to stand up. I that she is a very
- 55:02Speaker 1: independent woman and that's why I love her, But I
- 55:06Speaker 1: can't get with this type of behavior. I wear the
- 55:09Speaker 1: pants and I need her to know it. What can
- 55:12Speaker 1: I do to get her to back down and let
- 55:14Speaker 1: me lead? Please give me your opinions on how I
- 55:17Speaker 1: should handle this situation. Well, one thing's for sure. She's
- 55:21Speaker 1: not a shy girl, is she not at all? No?
- 55:26Speaker 1: And she is a bit controlling. Wouldn't you say? I
- 55:30Speaker 1: don't like the controlling part. I really don't. I wouldn't
- 55:33Speaker 1: like it if a man did it to a woman.
- 55:35Speaker 1: I think she's a bit much. However, a lot of
- 55:39Speaker 1: men in your position would welcome this, they really would,
- 55:44Speaker 1: especially the sex part. Now, the public part about her
- 55:47Speaker 1: sitting on the you sitting on the train, and her
- 55:50Speaker 1: insisting that she stands, and and all of this and
- 55:54Speaker 1: grabbing your But you know she's too much. I think
- 55:58Speaker 1: you think she's too much to the point where it
- 56:02Speaker 1: isn't even fun for you. Uh. And I got to
- 56:05Speaker 1: ask you, she did all this the very first time,
- 56:08Speaker 1: and then the second time she brought toys. You said
- 56:12Speaker 1: you spoke up when she brought the toys. I guess you,
- 56:14Speaker 1: you know, put your foot down or something. And and
- 56:17Speaker 1: I just think you're gonna have to do much more
- 56:19Speaker 1: of that if it isn't too late. It might be
- 56:22Speaker 1: too late because she is in control of this relationship
- 56:26Speaker 1: whether you like it or not. You say, you wear
- 56:29Speaker 1: the pants in the family, and you need her in
- 56:31Speaker 1: the relationship and you need her to know it. Well, um,
- 56:35Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's never too late. But you know,
- 56:38Speaker 1: she's wearing the pants. Okay, she's wearing the pants, and
- 56:41Speaker 1: she's in control, and you're doing what she's telling you
- 56:45Speaker 1: to do. She tells you to sit down on the train,
- 56:47Speaker 1: and guess what you do? Sit down on the train? Yeah,
- 56:52Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what is it? Why? Why don't
- 56:56Speaker 1: you speak up? Why don't you let her know how
- 56:58Speaker 1: you feel? What is going on here? Are you the
- 57:02Speaker 1: man in this relationship? You need to ask yourself that
- 57:05Speaker 1: because she's pretty strong and you're doing exactly what she says.
- 57:09Speaker 1: That's my opinion in this situation. If you want to
- 57:13Speaker 1: do something different, you got to talk to her about it.
- 57:15Speaker 1: If she'll listen. And if you're sitting and she's standing Steve, well, well, well,
- 57:23Speaker 1: my lady, act like a man and think like a man. Yeah,
- 57:30Speaker 1: you know, everything was okay in the beginning to we
- 57:34Speaker 1: mess my hand sex for the first time, she controlled
- 57:38Speaker 1: everything from start to finish. She did not let me
- 57:43Speaker 1: do anything. She got on top, and that was it,
- 57:47Speaker 1: and it seemed to go on forever. Let's focus here.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I don't know when the last time I've been had sex,
- 57:56Speaker 1: And I said, it seemed to go on forever? What
- 58:01Speaker 1: hell was going on in there? Where your your statement was?
- 58:05Speaker 1: It seemed to go on forever. I've heard women say that,
- 58:09Speaker 1: you know, dom, you can end this anytime. Yeah, just
- 58:13Speaker 1: a little bit of focusing, you can end this here. Oh,
- 58:18Speaker 1: it can be over now. So she controlled everything. She
- 58:24Speaker 1: got on top, and that was it. I tried to
- 58:27Speaker 1: talk to her, plead with her. Let me do something, baby, baby, baby,
- 58:32Speaker 1: get on baby, baby, baby, come on, okay baby, baby
- 58:39Speaker 1: stop for a minute. Baby, hold up, baby, baby you
- 58:42Speaker 1: bound stop bounding? Baby, baby, baby come here, baby, hold up, baby,
- 58:48Speaker 1: hold it down, baby, hold on. Please please let me
- 58:51Speaker 1: do something, baby, you get out. Let me get on top, baby, baby,
- 58:54Speaker 1: let me get on top, baby, please please baby, let
- 58:57Speaker 1: me get on top. Please baby stop me. Too much
- 59:00Speaker 1: hurt me. I'm just going on just too long. I
- 59:02Speaker 1: don't like it. Just long right here. It bother me.
- 59:04Speaker 1: I'm feeling some kind of way by myself. Maybe please stop, please,
- 59:08Speaker 1: please baby, literally get on talk. Don't don't do that
- 59:11Speaker 1: no more? Baby, Please. I'll ask you about five six times.
- 59:13Speaker 1: A matter of fact, I had thirteen times. Stop maybe
- 59:16Speaker 1: just stop? Please please. I don't want it like that.
- 59:18Speaker 1: No more. You spanking me, y'a. Don't want you spanking
- 59:20Speaker 1: me like that. Baby, stop spanking me. I want to
- 59:23Speaker 1: spank you. Stop. Baby. Don't slap me in the mouth
- 59:27Speaker 1: no more. Okay, don't don't slap me in the damn
- 59:31Speaker 1: mouth no more. It's too much. All right, listen, Steve,
- 59:37Speaker 1: hold it right there. Okay, make me crap. Oh. We'll
- 59:41Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's a response coming up at
- 59:44Speaker 1: twenty three after the hours. Subject of today's Strawberry Letter
- 59:47Speaker 1: my eighty. My lady acts like a man and thanks
- 59:50Speaker 1: like a man. Uh. We'll be back right after this.
- 59:54Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on, let's recap
- 59:59Speaker 1: today Strawberry letter. Uh, it ain't much of a recap
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: because we didn't go nowhere. Coaches. If he was dating
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: this beautiful, strong, talented woman, everything was going fine, then
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: they didn't didn't it had sex for the first time.
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: She controlled everything to stop to bendy finished. She let
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: me do nothing. She got on top, and that was
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: in scene to go on for him. I tried to
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: talk to you and plead with let me do some work,
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: but she wasn't having it. Baby stopped just too much.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: It's going on too long. She was just bounced too hard.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: That's too hard, baby, baby pulled up? Hold hold baby, baby, baby?
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: Can we turn over just one time? They would just
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: turn up one time. Let me get on top. I know,
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: I know, baby, but I just want to try. They
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: just let me try. What you me? Shut up? Baby,
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: hold on? Hold on baby? All right now, I'm gonna
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: shut up, but let me turn over and trying to
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: shut up. Okay, See now that's going on. The second
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: time we had sex, she bought in toys. Yes, my
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: girl had toys and thought she was gonna use them
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: on us. See, I'm gonna cut it on and use
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: it on me. Then I'm gonna cut it on and
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: use it on you. And you're gonna shut up. Now
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: you're gonna take this hill. I'm gonna get a time.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: Shut up, boy. Yes, Jesus tors, don't weary about what
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: it is. Don't wear about it. Now what you're gonna
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: do is you're gonna stop just what You're gonna just
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: be a little punk now. And then after that I
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: started noticing things like she want to drive all the time.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: Sit your punk hats over there in the past, matter fact,
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: sit in the back. Then we go out, she always
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: rubbed in my back with both hands, just giving me
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: a neck massage in public. Then when I'm trying to
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: order my food, she don't let me. He gonna have
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: what I have? Bring him a Cosmopolitan with extra flud?
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: What color he want? An umbrella? Can you put an
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: umbrella in it? The umbrella shut up? And then we
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: was out last week and she grabbed my butt in
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: public in front of several of my board And they
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: still joke with me about that. But we know you
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: ain't gonna say nothing to them, dude, because you ain't
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: gonna say nothing to her, so they lighten your hands up.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: When we ride to train together, she always insisted I sit,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: and she preferred to stand up right here. I stand
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: up and hold this damn rail. I don't want your
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: little weak hands falling because you got some business you're
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: gonna take care of tonight. I'm back on top and
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: I want you rested, and it's gonna go Yes, it's
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: gonna go on forever. But I know she's a very
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: independent woman and that's why I love her. But I
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: can't get with this type of behavior. But hold on
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: what you're fee to do bout it? Though you know?
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: I know, and I can't get with this type of behavior.
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: My question, you don't so far based on this letter
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: what you feel I stole to suggest you don't open
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: your damn cause because then you said I wear the
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: pants and I need her to know it. Well, if
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: she don't know it, it's because she thinks she got
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: them on. I wouldn't dog on the real, on the
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: real just reading this that right here, you better leave alone.
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: I ain't talking about leave her because she's gonna hunt
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: you down. I'm talking about just let it go the
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: way it is because you ain't. You ain't got the
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: pants on it. Now you got you got some p
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: A N T on, but it ain't no wyn even
- 1:03:49Speaker 1: no ass pans. You need an eye and the E
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: and yours. Yeah, I'm sorry, though I wear the pants
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: and I need her to know it. Well, Tell what
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: can I do? Get her to back down and let
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: me lead why don't you leave? See, I don't even
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you this the way
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: a woman will let you leave, or a woman will
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: walk side by side with you if she figured you
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: the one, But she ain't letting you leave because she
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: don't think you got it? So what can I do
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: to get her to bad down and let me leave?
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: Let me? I ain't never had to ask some woman
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: let me lead, because I'm gonna lead. I'm I'm a
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: at for mail. Please give me your opinions on how
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: shit handling this situation. You probably need to shut your
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: little podcast. I'm gonna just be real with you. You
- 1:04:31Speaker 1: don't need to say nothing to the skills. I don't
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: think you whoop. And you just got to get ready
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: for tonight because she's getting back up on top. And
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: it ain't nothing to a matter of fact, it's in
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: the last forever a moment. Now that's what you got
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: to do. And you and write another letter into Steve
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: and see what happened to your ass? And next time
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: I bring some toys and here you don't be talking
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: about what what? What? What? Doing? Come inside? Is it?
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: Because this the side we use. We don't use feathers
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: in here, Get that other one out, Get that one out,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: touch it, your hands on it, now, throw it over here.
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: He says. She acts like a man and thinks like
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: get your mother too. Cut him on. All right, see,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. Email us or Instagram
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: at your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM,
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: or you can check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: your nephew is here with things you whisper. Come on now. Now,
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: you gotta know, there are some things that you just whisper.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: You know, when you in the middle of something is
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: going down and it ain't going right. That's some things
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: that you just whisper all the time. You know what
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: I say. What I'm saying, you hear me, She said,
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: I know a lot of okay when you whisper it,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: but there are some things that you whisper. Okay. Now,
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask. I'm just gonna ask you shut up, junior.
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just gonna ask you. On dog, have
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: you ever been in that moment where there's things that
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: you just whisper? Yeah, that ain't how you said. Okay,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: but if you have been, If I'm not, I'm not
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: gonna do this then. But tell me the things. Tell
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: me when you've been in the heat of the moment
- 1:06:36Speaker 1: that you just knew you needed to whisper. All of
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: mine ain't been in the heat of the moment. Mine
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: has been other times like what like here on your
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: pants on? God, y'all, that's a good whisper. That's a
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: good question. That's a good quispe. Yeah, that's a good question.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: What else? What else? Timmy my wife just walked in. God. Yeah,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: you think you're on the damn floor. Yeah? You just
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: having a good time? Yeah, y'all. Yeah, you're at the
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: sauce of club with your boy. The girl tripped and
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: showed up at the same club you at. That's good, y'all.
- 1:07:35Speaker 1: Got huh? Come on, okay, things you need to whisper.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: He ain't your daddy what we're talking about? Malcol Malcolm, Yeah, Malcolm,
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: my daddy, I got one for you. Holyes in here?
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: What what did you say? What's in here? Which one?
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: So ignorant boy? All right, thank your nephew. I think
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: we get the point. You're listening to all right, So
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: what's something you and your significant other can't do without
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: getting into an argument? Steve. Here's an email from Jermaine,
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: who's a loyal listener from Dallas. Uh. It says, Dear Steve,
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: there are many things my wife and I love to
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: do together, but one thing we cannot do together is
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: to go grocery shopping. When I go to the store,
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: I like to run in and out as fast as
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: I can. When my wife goes grocery shopping, she likes
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: to look and touch every item in the store, and
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: it just leads us to arguing. So, hey, morning, crew,
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: most of you all are married. I'm curious what do
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: you guys in your spouses avoid doing together because it
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: always leads to an argument. Um. So again, Steve. That
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: was from Jermaine and Dallas. And we're gonna first y'all. Y, Yeah,
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: we started. I hope it go. I hope it's long
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: enough that we go to the break. Come on, we started. Yeah,
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: me and Margie, we can't sit down and watch no
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: damn sporting movement, not now one. Oh, we're not fitting
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: the ague about who aught to win or nothing like that.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: She don't know a damn thing about no sports. She
- 1:09:54Speaker 1: don't know none of the rules. I want to sit
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: down and ask questions the whole damn ten, I can't.
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: Why are you holly? Because they scored? What did they
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: score a touchdown? How many points? Is that six? Why
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: they got seven because they kicked the extra point? Why
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: they kicked a point because they got a touchdown? Why
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: they only got three because they kicked the field goal?
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: How come they ain't get a touchdown because they didn't
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: score a touchdown? Who you houling that? Steve? Yes? Okay,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: the baby I was in here watching again. Oh so
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: you don't want me to watch the game with you?
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: I said this, I thought I said it under my
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: bro That's what I thought. I she heard that because
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: she got mother hitting All right, I'll tell you what
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: mine is. But it's indirectly related to cooking, like when
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: we go out. Like when we go out, like, for instance, Saturday,
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: went out to my friends. They had they had a party,
- 1:10:55Speaker 1: my girlfriend celebrated her birthday. Whenever we go out to
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: a party to someone's house, Nesto piles his plate when
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: he gets to the hell, yeah, why do you think
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: he wouldn't? Right? It's embarrassing, but it's embarrassing to me.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: And he goes back for a second, and my girlfriends
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: are like, oh, Nesto, go ahead. Their husband's man, come on,
- 1:11:19Speaker 1: eat what you want. All the time that embarrasses me.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: So in the car it is an argument. It is
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: an argument on the way home. And then he gonna
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: bring home a plate. Come on, boys, on the seat.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: Somebody got to keep your weight up. Hey, Shirley, it's
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: on the back seat and it don't even move it's
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: so heavy. Exactly, see, exactly were you there? Exactly? This
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: is every time we go to a party. So you
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: just that damn hungry. You're gonna get that much baby,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: I'm just at the party. Everybody else's you ain't got
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: to eat that much damn food. Now, just shame god
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: all in here, all the food falling off your plate
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: while you walk it. Yeah, and then everybody in the party,
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: come on, Nesto, it's okay, and so can get you
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: some food. Come eat. I'm then you sitting up there
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: eating and crime, why did you climb? Yeah you got
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: some neat? Yeah? What is teens coming down? Your face? Fall?
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: Because it's the moment he had, Lord, I don't need
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: no season. Everybody's all around him. Make me sick yourself?
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: Oh man? All right, so that's mine anyway, at the
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: time they dog make complete, Gonna take it to the house.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: They've been talking about surely on the radio all the time.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: Gonna make self plate though I'm already in the car.
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: Take the pot nest off. We're good. You're gonna bring
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: him back later. Well, time me you got out of it.
- 1:13:03Speaker 1: Coming up more of today's trending stories on the Steve
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. We'll be back in twenty minutes after
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, So today quickly in our
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: Friday Girl Chat, Carla, we got to talk to the
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: ladies a little bit and tell them that the way
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: you start each morning has a huge impact, positively or negatively, Okay,
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: on the rest of your day. Right now, kicking off
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: your day, you know what I'm saying. Kicking off your
- 1:13:33Speaker 1: day with a healthy morning routine can increase productivity, it
- 1:13:37Speaker 1: can lower stress, and it can boost your mood. Okay,
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Set your alarm to work for you, not against you. Okay,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: quiet the snooze button a bottom right before I get up? Right?
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: All facts, Yeah, and then you know, you gotta have
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: some time for yourself for self care in the morning.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: That's always important, all right, And take time to breathe
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: in this new day. Instead of reaching for your phone
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: as a lot of people do as soon as you
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: open your eyes, going straight to the Graham or TikTok
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: or whatever, try taking six long, deep breath first and
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: focus on things that you're grateful for it in your life. Okay,
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: I like that, sherlot I give. Okay, okay, okay, So
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: what carlin, I got some stuff. Drink water before you
- 1:14:24Speaker 1: drink coffee. So there's a research that shows that rehydrating
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: with a glass of water the first thing in the morning,
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: you can boost your metabolism up by thirty percent. Also,
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: move your body stretch when you wake up. You know
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: your body wants to be active. Move us both sides
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: of your body, and repeat your routine. I love it, girl,
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Chat yes yet, yea, yea, and thank the Lord for
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: waking you up. All right, We'll be back with more
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: three minutes after Right after this. You're listening to Steve
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: every morning show. Well, guess what, Steve, we have more
- 1:15:03Speaker 1: relationship questions for you from Steve Harvey FM. Uh. You
- 1:15:07Speaker 1: know you're our chief Love Officer CLO, so ready to help? Yes?
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: All right? This is from Sherwanna in Dallas. She Wanna says, Steve,
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: I've been dating a great guy for seven years and
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: we've known each other for thirteen years. Things have been
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: great and I don't want I want to be with
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: him forever. My question for you is kind of woman
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: proposed to a man? No? No, But the question, your
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: deeper question, is you want to be with him forever?
- 1:15:37Speaker 1: You need to ask the question does he want to
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: be with you forever? And what's in it for him
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: to get married? If you all have been seeing each
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: other for seven years, then what did she say they're
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: doing for thirteen? They've known each other for thirteen, known
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: each other thirteen, being seeing each other seven? Did she
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: say how old she was? No? She didn't. Maybe he
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: don't want her, Maybe he just wants something from her
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: at seven years. I think all she has to do
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: is just sit down and say, hey, can we have
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I ain't listening to me. I want to say something
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: to you that I think you should hear. Hell yeah, baby,
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: what's that I love you. You have told me that
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: you love me, and we've been together for seven years.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: Can you tell me exactly what your plans are for
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: me moving forward? You have it. That's a simple question.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: That ain't That ain't making him marry you. That ain't
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: no ultimatum, And just let him tell you what he
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: wants from you moving forward. You've already had seven years
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: and if he says the same thing that you already got,
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: then he has no other plans for you than what
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: you already getting. But Steve, I'm going to assume that
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: she's a young woman. So and a lot of young
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: women believe it or not feel this way, that it's okay,
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: you know, we don't care blah blah blah blah blah.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: So you need to laser in on why a woman
- 1:17:06Speaker 1: should not propose to a man. Not that why you can't.
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question. If you're leaving
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: it up to a man to say whether he wants
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: to getting married or not, and he hasn't asked you,
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: and you force him to tell you the answer is no,
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: that is a much slicker way to go about it,
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: because if the man wanted to marry you, he'd ask you.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: You asking him ain't gonna make him jump. If a
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: man don't want to jump, he's not jumping. You're not
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: jumping because you asked him. You you're gonna get some
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: answers like, hey, you know, I'm trying to get myself together.
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: Y'all thought about it with you. You're gonna hear stuff like,
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm cool the way it is. I love you.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: You know why you gonna hear this from right here?
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: Why mess this up? We got a good thing. You
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: want to mess this up? Oh me, and got all
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: types of wonderful stuff that make you second guess yourself.
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: All right, coming up our last break of the day
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: and some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: Right after this, we'll be back at forty nine after
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: you're listening to show last break of the day. We've
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: had a great morning today, Yes, yes, we did. We
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: have fun today. Steve. It's time for you now to
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: take us home with your closing remarks. What you got
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: for us today, Steve? Today, I was thinking of something
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: that's another jewel that has really helped me in my quest,
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: and it's about my dreams and my goals. And I
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: was wanted to share this with you today. One of
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: the greatest dangers for most of us is not that
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: our aim is too high and we miss it, but
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: that is too low and we reach it. Can I
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: say that to you again? This is actually a quote
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: from Michael Angelo. He said, the greatest danger for most
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: of us is not that our aim is too high
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: and we miss it, but that is too low and
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: we reach it. That's crazy, man. My father used to
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: say something to me all the time, very similar. He says, son,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: aim for the moon, because if you miss, you'll still
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: be amongst the stars. And that's pretty much the same
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: thing that he's saying. That the greatest danger for most
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: of us it's not that our aim is too high
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: and we miss it, but that is too low and
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: we reach it. Let me explain something to you about
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: low aspirations and low goals. When you reach a low
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: aspiration and a low goal and there's nothing after that,
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: you think you've arrived, You think you that you actually
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: get comfortable. Man, I made it, when in essence, there's
- 1:20:17Speaker 1: so much more to life to live, so much more
- 1:20:21Speaker 1: that you could accomplish if you would just reset your
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: goals in aspiration. I remember, Man, a long time ago,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: this dude in my high school. He said, Man, all
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: I want I know two dudes like this about a car.
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: He said, Man, all, I won't. Man, it's this grand Torino. Man.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: If I had a Grand Torino, Man, I wouldn't want
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: nothing else. For his senior graduation. This dude's father gave
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: him a Grand Torino. It was like unbelievable in high school. Man,
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four grand Torino with the two windows and
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: the slits in the back. I was looking at this
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: like wow. Man. He drove it to the prom to
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: still had a brand new cars father bought it. I
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: saw him like twenty years later. You know, he had
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: the same car. He had the same car. It happened
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: to another dude. I knew, Man that wanted this Cadillac. Man,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: if I ever get this Cadillac, Man, this white Cadillac,
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: the red seats. Man, he got it. I saw him
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: years later, years later, I don't really remember how many,
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: but he still had the same car. Always beat to hell,
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: but he had the same car because that was his
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: aspiration and he reached it. But when he reached it,
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: he got comfortable. I got it and he quit wanting more,
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: he quit reaching for higher things. You have to reassess
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: your life constantly, man, because you are going to continue
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: to live, you have to aspire to something that requires
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: God's help. Quit wanting and reaching for stuff that you
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: can do. Why would you say to yourself, man, if
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: I could just get me a used car, if I
- 1:22:14Speaker 1: could give me a nineteen eighty five maximum, really, really
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: get your money, save your money and go on and
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: get it. But if that's your only goal and you
- 1:22:28Speaker 1: get it, where you go from now? You are never
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: too old to keep reaching your goal. One more time.
- 1:22:37Speaker 1: You are never too old to keep reaching your goal.
- 1:22:40Speaker 1: It's goals out there, it's things that you can achieve.
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: Get out of your comfort zone. Man, if you try
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: to survive in your comfort zone, your comfort zone, you
- 1:22:51Speaker 1: will fail in it. Everybody fails in the comfort zone
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: because in order to be successful, you got to get uncomfortable.
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: You got to get You gotta do somethings. You got
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: to go when you don't want to go. You gotta
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: do when you don't want to do. That's what discipline is.
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: It requires discipline to achieve great things. It requires discipline
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: to reach your goals. Because discipline is simply doing everything
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: you have to do and need to do, even if
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: you don't want to. That's what discipline is. It's doing
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: the things that you have to do and need to do,
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: even when you don't want to. You go do it anyway.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: That's what discipline is. That's how you achieve goals, that's
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: how you reach higher heights. Aim for the moon, because
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: if you miss, you'll still be amongst the stars. But
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: it's real simple, man. It's just like Michelangelo said, the
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: greatest danger for most of us is not that our
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: aim is too high and we miss it, but that
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: is too low and we reach it. Because it's danger. Man,
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: when you ain't got nothing after that, because you get
- 1:23:59Speaker 1: to settling and you get the thanking you there. When
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: you ain't there, you got so much more life to live.
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: God has so much more for you. God comes to
- 1:24:10Speaker 1: give you life and give you life more abundantly. God
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: ain't no mediocre God. God don't do mediocre things. God
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: do great things. God performs miracles. God makes dreams come true.
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: God is in the blessing business, the healing business, the
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: saving business, the recovery business, to get your life together business.
- 1:24:33Speaker 1: Why don't you let him do that for you? Aim High,
- 1:24:36Speaker 1: God may take you some places you've never been. Those
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: are my closing remarks. Y'all have a great weekend, all
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