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Things Still Had, Dislike Work Outfit, Gas Station Food, Steve Handcuff Story, Comedy Roulette, People Keep Talking To Me, Live Forever, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like themaking buck bus things. And it's true good
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  Speaker 1: at Steve har listen to move together for Stubby, I
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  Speaker 1: don't join by join me to be doing me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turning the moment. You gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Got to turn them out, to turn the water the water.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your baby at it, h I sure will.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show man? Yeah, do ain't got a good man?
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  Speaker 1: I mean really, hey, you know what to date, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna try something different, and it's amazing. I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: something different because that's kind of what we're gonna talk
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  Speaker 1: about this morning, or that's kind of what I want
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  Speaker 1: to share with you this morning. You know you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that date just this year, do
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  Speaker 1: something different this year, do something different, try something else. Look,
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  Speaker 1: if if what you've been doing has just gotten you
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  Speaker 1: to this point and you are not content with the
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  Speaker 1: point you are at, then we need to make an adjustment.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, don't that seem like the common sense thing
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  Speaker 1: to do? It does to me. Let's just do something
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  Speaker 1: different this year. Make a commit meant I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: something different. I'm gonna put forth a little bit more effort.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm gonna quit trying. I'm gonna do it
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  Speaker 1: this year. You know, sometimes that that that that that
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  Speaker 1: simple change of attitude is enough. Instead of trying, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it. And it's just as simple as that.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes just remove certain words out of the way, stop
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  Speaker 1: trying to do something. You know, I decided this year,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I wasn't gonna try to be a better
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  Speaker 1: person this year. I'm just gonna go about the business
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  Speaker 1: of being a better person this year and see how
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  Speaker 1: that work. You know, because if, like I said a
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  Speaker 1: thousand times, or if you keep doing what you've been doing,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna keep getting what you've been getting it, don't
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  Speaker 1: change it. Don't change unless you change it. But you
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  Speaker 1: have the power to change it. The power of decision
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  Speaker 1: is in your hands. Decide to do something different, make
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  Speaker 1: a commitment, say you know what, this year, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do the right thing. Now, let me warn you. Let
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  Speaker 1: please let me warn you of this. When you decide
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  Speaker 1: to do the right thing. Understand, here, come to haters.
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  Speaker 1: What they're not gonna let you do is make a
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  Speaker 1: conscious decision to be a better person without something to
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  Speaker 1: be said. Come on, now, you think the devil just
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  Speaker 1: gonna let you all of a sudden, you're gonna you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be better when he needs to keep you on
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  Speaker 1: the wrong side of the track, you're gonna go up
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  Speaker 1: on the other side. So here, come to hate. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you what's gonna happen, because I'm speaking
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  Speaker 1: from experience. This is what I know, and all of
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  Speaker 1: you out there and notice to be true because all
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing right now, we're just having to remind the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: When you decide to do the right thing, it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be unpopular with some people. Some people ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: like your decision because now your decision to start getting
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  Speaker 1: the work on time, or your decision to finally go
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  Speaker 1: home and be the man you're supposed to be, or
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  Speaker 1: your decision to finally going to take care of your
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  Speaker 1: kids in spite of it all, or your decision to man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come in here, man and start loving my
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  Speaker 1: girl the way she deserved to be loved and all
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  Speaker 1: this here, Okay, Now that's gonna put somebody on an
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  Speaker 1: out looking in. You do understand that when you decide
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  Speaker 1: to come to work on time every day, you're you're
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  Speaker 1: you're homie over there has been coming in late with you.
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  Speaker 1: Now all of a sudden, you you got, you got.
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  Speaker 1: You don't put a spotlight on him now all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, Man, you ain't coming in late. Women no more. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Now they're looking at me like I'm crazy by myself. Yeah, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: Because when you decide to do the right thing, it's
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  Speaker 1: it becomes unpopular to some people. When you decide to
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  Speaker 1: do the right thing. From experience, they're gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 1: Look at him now trying to Now he gonna go home.
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  Speaker 1: Now he know he'd been out here in the streets.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna try to go home and see his wife.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah man, yeah, yeah, you just made that decision. But
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna talk about you now. Now guess what. The
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  Speaker 1: girl that you've been going over to sea, she gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk about you. You ain't this, you ain't that. Because
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  Speaker 1: now you're going home. Your boy's gonna talk about you.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're going home you're gonna get some flat when
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  Speaker 1: you do the right thing. Here come, somebody ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: like it. Somebody wants you to stay wrong, misery love company.
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  Speaker 1: When you make the decision to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna call you a hypocrite because you know what
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do. They're gonna point out the way you
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  Speaker 1: were in the past versus the way you decided to
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  Speaker 1: be brand new and now all of a sudden, how
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  Speaker 1: you all of a sudden claiming this one I saw
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  Speaker 1: you doing that. Please understand, when you make the decision
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  Speaker 1: to do the right thing, here they come. You're a hypocrite.
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  Speaker 1: You think they don't call me that. They call me that.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, he fake, I hear man. Look on Twitter,
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  Speaker 1: you try to tweet people positive stuff. Here come a
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  Speaker 1: tweet you fake? Your family ain't all that. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: say my family was, man. I'm just trying to give
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  Speaker 1: out some positive encouragement, you know. But here here it come.
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  Speaker 1: You're a hypocrit. I remember when you was out on
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  Speaker 1: a tour with the Kings of Comedy. Yeah, me too,
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  Speaker 1: I remember that too, But I ain't out on tour
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  Speaker 1: with him no more. We didn't all change. Hello, So
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  Speaker 1: now now what you want me to do? You want
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  Speaker 1: to keep living up to what you saw me as
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  Speaker 1: what I was, And I can't get no credit with
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  Speaker 1: you for what I'm trying to be. Now that's that.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be a hypocrite. You fake? No, man,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't fake. You just have made a decision to
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  Speaker 1: be a better person, that's all. And now because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't the person you was, the person they knew, now
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  Speaker 1: they see the new you. Now you're a hypocrite. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't a hypocrite. You just change it. Don't let them
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  Speaker 1: hate to shake you. Man, go on about your business
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  Speaker 1: when they talking about you. Look at him now, gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to go home. He's been with me all this time.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, just go home. Oh he gonna try to
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  Speaker 1: go home now, Man, he knows Friday nights. Man, we
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  Speaker 1: didn't told our girls that's where we at. Now he's
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  Speaker 1: showing up at the house because he don't want to
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  Speaker 1: come on player, Hey man, just go home. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be unpopular, you're gonna get talked about. They're gonna say
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  Speaker 1: you're a hypocrite. But do the right thing. God will
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  Speaker 1: bless you for that. That's something in Proverbs that says,
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  Speaker 1: if you honor God, if you do the right thing,
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  Speaker 1: if you seek him out, God will cause his blessings
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  Speaker 1: to chase you down. Do you understand me what that means?
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine what would happen in your life if
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  Speaker 1: God were to take some blessings and chase you down
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  Speaker 1: with him. Do you know that there's no hiding from
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  Speaker 1: him in your deepest, darkest secret. He know about the
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  Speaker 1: stuff that you didn't kept out the light from everybody else.
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  Speaker 1: He know about all of that. So now if He
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  Speaker 1: has got some blessings that he gonna chase you down with,
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  Speaker 1: you can't even escape him. You look up and here
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  Speaker 1: come another one. That go, another one, Here he go again. Man.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to get my life to because
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  Speaker 1: at the end, man, what I do not want, Man,
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  Speaker 1: And not even at the end, I just don't want
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  Speaker 1: now God to have all these boxes up in heaven,
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  Speaker 1: these blessings with my name on them, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: get them sent to me because I'm down here clowning
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  Speaker 1: so hard. He ain't. He can't even ship blessings to
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  Speaker 1: me because I'm just so dead wrong that I'm blocking
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  Speaker 1: the blessings man that God got for me. I would
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  Speaker 1: rather do the best I can do and be the
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  Speaker 1: best I can be, make some mistakes, ask for forgiveness,
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  Speaker 1: and get on up and see what God got for me.
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  Speaker 1: And remember, Donnie mclarkin got a song out. Man. We
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to play it now because I didn't
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  Speaker 1: talk too long. But you know that's why I am
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  Speaker 1: right now. The song it is one of my favorite guys.
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  Speaker 1: When Donnie wrote We Fall Down, do you know I
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  Speaker 1: knew him when he wrote the song. I thought he
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  Speaker 1: had wrote the song for me. I really did, because
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  Speaker 1: it came out after a conversation we was having, and
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  Speaker 1: I thought he had wrote the song for me because
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  Speaker 1: it's so appropriate to my life. And I bet you
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  Speaker 1: it's appropriate to your life because you see, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: We fall down, but we get up. He has a
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  Speaker 1: line in the song that says a saint is just
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  Speaker 1: a sinner who fell down, but he didn't stay there.
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  Speaker 1: That's the deal, y'all. Look, you gonna make some mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: just don't stay there. Just get up, man, and try
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  Speaker 1: to and walk straight again. Then while you're walking straight
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  Speaker 1: and right and trying to be righteous, you're gonna fall.
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  Speaker 1: Get up, don't stay there and get back on the
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  Speaker 1: straight and the righteous you're gonna fall a bunch of times.
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  Speaker 1: Just don't stay there, Just get up. Man. That's the
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  Speaker 1: only difference between the saint and the sinner. They're the
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  Speaker 1: same people, man. Actually, that's what's the revealing news is
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  Speaker 1: saints is really sinners. They're the same people. They just
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  Speaker 1: keep getting up. That's all man. You're listening to show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'all, ladies and gentlemen, Good morning, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning to all of you. This show today it's
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  Speaker 1: being dedicated anybody who has captured or has possession of
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  Speaker 1: a tiger. Yeah, to all of you who have captured,
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  Speaker 1: rascal or own a tiger, congratulations, This will show you
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  Speaker 1: dedicated to y'allah. We are. We always dedicate our show
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  Speaker 1: to the forgotten one. You know what I'm saying. Just
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  Speaker 1: just hopen this up a little bit. Yeah, Yeah, what's up? Shirley? Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? It's my tiger? Sound? Now? This is
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  Speaker 1: a dog love making animals sound. They're the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: One of them is just sick. Y'all morning morning. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: was happening. Food number two? What is going on? Everybody
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  Speaker 1: watch out there, now, watch y'all there now, Yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: we're watching yain't never let you do that over not
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  Speaker 1: that minute, because that's ay, that's enough it is. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm one month because I'm me and him, I'm good,
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  Speaker 1: last one happy here. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 1: But you know it's a different in plantation, which means
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  Speaker 1: your ass still got to pick cotton. Yeah, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do your share over here. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that you've been sold. You're gonna be laid up under
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  Speaker 1: the tree and not do it to him. Also, I
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  Speaker 1: want to dedicate the show in a Tommy Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: in a Tommy your nephew wife. Yeah, uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: for little people. And I'm not talking about tigers and
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Tiny Timmy Tiny Timmy and tigers. Didn't he have
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  Speaker 1: a company called TNT Tigers and Tommy. Oh man, this
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  Speaker 1: show is crac Are you sure? Oh? I'm so happy
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  Speaker 1: here being a little bit later today. But you know
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  Speaker 1: one thing about this show, he goes on, man, because
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  Speaker 1: we got star was on this show. Baby, we got
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  Speaker 1: real stars on this I'm gonna see it again. Championship King,
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  Speaker 1: That's what this is. No one says it quite like
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  Speaker 1: you Jim champiship ting by Champy and you can't see
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  Speaker 1: it that chimp chip k man. Anyway, don't be ignorant
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  Speaker 1: to me. I think so it's Friday, it always is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steven Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for something funny, and today it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be with Tommy and Junior. And I think you
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  Speaker 1: guys have entitled this things you Wish you still had? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the y BC. What's the young boys are coming? Why? Why?
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  Speaker 1: Seeing the building there white with things you wish you
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  Speaker 1: still had? Junior? What's that? Tommy boy? If I still
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  Speaker 1: had a page, you hear me on my hip today,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be bawling up in him. But I can't. I
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  Speaker 1: just wish I still had a page. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: put you put your code in. Yeah, these cell phone
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  Speaker 1: is getting people get messed up. Yeah, yes, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: want something now, Well, you ain't got to worry about
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  Speaker 1: all that you know, all that called and all that
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  Speaker 1: you want about to hit you on the hip, I'll
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  Speaker 1: call you when I get rid. Oh yeah, yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I just had a page when you put your code
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  Speaker 1: in when I used to see sixth in that numb man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry I got tomba. Yeah, that was the code
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  Speaker 1: right there. Though, I'm I just want stuff I'm more
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  Speaker 1: affable about, like the stuff that you know. Now I'm
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: I'm doing stuff. Well, it's a little stress and everything,
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  Speaker 1: you know, making a little more money and everything. But lord,
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  Speaker 1: I still wish I had a car took regular gas.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I'll be honestwitched. I wasn't ready for some all the time,
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  Speaker 1: that ninety three bus. I just had a call that
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  Speaker 1: just took regular you know. If I get back down
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  Speaker 1: the one eight nine, I gather no when I when
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  Speaker 1: I bought my truck, they didn't tell me it had
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  Speaker 1: to be all the time. If I could just get
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  Speaker 1: back to that thing you still have, that wish you
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  Speaker 1: still had. If I could just pop in a VHS tape, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you hear me, pop it in. I watched some of
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: the greatest movies of all time right there. VHS to me,
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: that's better than DVD. That's when you go back when
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: a moving meant something, When you went to blockbusting picked
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  Speaker 1: up your tape. Yeah, pop it in and then you
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: had to get it back the next day. You got
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  Speaker 1: two days. Hu. I was always late with that tape always.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I actually bought motape that I had. Pandora stole this idea.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Pandora already shold I really do wish I had a
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  Speaker 1: tape record so I could just take my songs. Don't
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  Speaker 1: have to hit the commercial co Pandora come in after
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  Speaker 1: every second song. They got something they want to see. Man,
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  Speaker 1: just play this the ten songs for raw I want
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  Speaker 1: to hear. Yes, I don't have time. I'm not interested
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  Speaker 1: in size shirts, pass belts. I don't want to. I
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: just want to get to Jodah City. After that, I
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: want to get to some Luther. I don't really see
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  Speaker 1: me at a table. Record your politic. Let them get
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  Speaker 1: that out the way, then play. That's all. I want
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  Speaker 1: to get back to the alight. All right, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't have it. I'll never have it again.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: But if I could just have a nice out frow
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  Speaker 1: and putting my putting my rake in it with the
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  Speaker 1: fists on it and walk around like that, if I
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  Speaker 1: could do that for a day while I know that
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  Speaker 1: if I could have it. I'd wear me a nice fro,
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  Speaker 1: would a pick in it with the fists on the
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  Speaker 1: top of it. Get a man weave. That's all you
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  Speaker 1: have to do. You can do that. Man live in Baltimore.
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  Speaker 1: I got to fly up there to get it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: already called it. He live in Baltimore. He lived in Baltimore.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: The voice code, what do you do Tommy? He put
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  Speaker 1: that on your head. It looks real serious though it
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: looks so real. I'm gonna waiting for about two days
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  Speaker 1: just to be balding. I'm telling you watch me. You
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  Speaker 1: guys haven't seen it. You haven't known. I ain't showed
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: you all the video. You gotta you gotta see it.
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  Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable, unbeweievable. It really is. It is
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: some things we wish uh that we still had what
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  Speaker 1: you got, Junior. I'll tell you with that thing, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I still hand ain't got. No. I wish I
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  Speaker 1: had a woman who didn't want so much. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had that. I used to day the I
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  Speaker 1: didn't care nothing about about going out to expensive place.
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  Speaker 1: No chiese is cool. I ain't been the Chilnes so
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  Speaker 1: long the man, you gonna get the two for twenty.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: Uh that when you get two advertisers to me and
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: two desserts Twitter books. I used to kill him in there. Boy,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: if I could bring that back, no chills two for twenty,
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: y'all don't remember that. Get that out of your mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't going back that over No, no, because now
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: you know we used to eat restaurants. Now eat restaurants
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  Speaker 1: now where all the lights is low. Yeah, they pay
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  Speaker 1: for them. Like I asked him, turn my section there,
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: take you take thirty off my bad turn lights up,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you give me now you know you know I'm eating
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: the restaurants. Now. You gotta take two elevators, get to
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  Speaker 1: the top. Chillis same flow everybody, even I want to
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  Speaker 1: go over there. That's why I want to eat down
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  Speaker 1: two for Twitter. Who don't miss that? All right? This
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  Speaker 1: is called things you wish you still had to come
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  Speaker 1: on new Well I can't see it, but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: see it, but I ain't supposed to see it. Uh well, hell,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: what what? What's what's new? Yeah? I'm like, uh oh,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell? What? I just I wish I had
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  Speaker 1: more than go ahead. I already know what you're gonna say.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, please, molding woman. Yeah, You're really really, really
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  Speaker 1: ridiculous with it. I'm going through the one woman blues.
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  Speaker 1: You hear me. I can't rhone me over here. This
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: is just I'm just saying. I'm you're telling my stuff
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I wish I had. I ain't got it. I'm just saying,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: when you're comfortable with saying this aloud. Yeah, Wow, molding
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: horn woman, what's wrong? Wild? Quick question? Ain't we Yeah?
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: You wish ain't we question? Wow? I'll tell you what
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I wow. I'll tell you what I means. I ain't
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: gonna say nothing about him there, No, I have no words.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: He's real. His wife was just on the radio, uh
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: the other day for mother's dad talking. He don't he
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: really speak. But here's something sure just moored to me
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: dealing with women, don't I wish I had women whose
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: babies went to sleep, if if I could just get
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: dad back, I'm dating women now. They babies got more energy,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: they stay up. These kids have no idea about nine o'clock.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Now it's ten thirty. The baby in between me and
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: h sitting up. He going to the movie, then us
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: this baby sit Jae that hell do we see that?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I can't touch her? And nothing because John John sitting
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: between us? If I just had Winny baby with to sleep?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: All right? Uh, that was good, guys. Things you wish
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: you still had things YBC. That's what us Steve named you, guys.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: And uh, coming up is the nephew with run that
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: brank back right after you're listening. Right now, it's time
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: for you, Tommy, to run that brank back with your
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: drunk husband running running your drunk husband. Hello, okay, I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: got your phone. I'll give your wife a call. Hello. Hello,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: right now you're inebriated, sir, okay, right now to be
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: taking you in, But I'm not gonna do that. Man.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You let me if you're able to come and pick
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: you off, I'll let her come get you. All right,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: All up, Brian is gonna Officer Brian's gonna put you
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: in his squad car. I'm gonna call your wife. I've
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: got the phone, dolling now all right, okay, Hello, Hello,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: who is it? Hello? Who who am I fishing with? Please?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Who is this? This is Officer Daniels Aufer Daniel you
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: just called from? This is my husband number? Who is
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: who is Officer Dan. I am Officer daniels Man. Yes,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: your husband's actually being pulled over and he's been uh,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: actually he's in another officer's car. He's he's a little
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: bit of nebriated here and we're trying to see about
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: getting him picked up. I'm trying my best not to
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: take him in today, so I'm trying to be a
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: good Samaritan. I'm trying to get someone to come and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: pick him up. Hold on, hold on, hold on, back back.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: You got my husbands. What I got here on the
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: driver's license is Kenny. Kenny, and he's with you now.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He's actually an office to Brian's squad car right now.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: So he was actually bobbing and weaving out on the
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: road and we pulled him over. He's not creating any problems.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: The young lady wasn't creating any problems. So what we're trying,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is get somebody to come
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: and pick him up. You don't have my because my
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: husband has had worked so he can't be in No
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Officer Brian in your car. It was good that Did
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: you say Tim again? Did you say somebody's with Kenny
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: there is? That was a young lady in the car. Man,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: we're actually letting her go because she's not in heee
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: created from the look though at somebody, she's calling somebody
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: to pick her up. Now, Man, No, I can't believe it. Kenny,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and I know that dirty song gotten a back in
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: my car. That's my car. And you said that he
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: had Timid this officer Timid look at that at timan
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: what she looked like. If that'd not be there, that'd
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: not be the one. I think. I have no idea.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, man, them, I don't cause you're learned about
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: it in my cause he's supposed to be working. I'm sorry.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Jad Jasmine, okay, you're Jasmine. Okay, no, just say we'll
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: talk to you in a moment. Yeah, her name is Jasmin.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not sure who keep them? Keep it? Yea holding
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: that TI, I get that. I'm on my way. I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: on my way right now. Hey, Bridget, I want you
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: to watch these children from the time I get back.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see if I can give me a
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: ride up to the truck stop and I'll be back
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: in a minute. Hello. Yeah, Hello, I'm here. Yeah, I'm here.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Okay, Man, listen. I can't. I can't stay
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: here too much longer. I can. I can say maybe
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: another fifteen twenty minutes. Somebody come get the car, and
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: but I gotta keep moving here. I'm just trying to
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: do a favor an. I'm on my way. I'm all
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: my way. I'm all my way. I have my Paris
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: in my hand. Um all my way to that fuck stop,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: please don't take that nowhere, because I got something for
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: his and when I get there, I hope like hell,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: And ain't they they's been calling me to with me
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: all through the night. Leave for the attack. Get them
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: because I got some things that I need to take
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: care of. This thing. Don't move the squad car to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I get there. I'm all wait right now, right now,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I be there in a minute. I well, that took
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: my time. Picked up that. To date, we don't had
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: arguments over this. It better not do that. It better not.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I bet you. I better not be here. It's better
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: not be here. I'm all my way. I'll be there
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: in a minute. I be there. Can't I get there? Okaygard?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: That was with Kenny. Let me call my do she
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: can hear me better, ma'am. Here was another gentleman that
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: was in the back seat of the car that was
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: riding with Kenny and the young lady. I don't give
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: it no other riding with Kenny. Just make sure he's
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: there when I get Okay, okay, Now do you know
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: who this other gentleman? Do you know Nephew Tommy? I
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: don't care. I know Nephew Tommy, Nephew Tommy SYNTHI this
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Wavering. Morning, your baby,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: your usban. Kenny got me to prank fall call you
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: man who got you? Got you ain't kidnedy me. Was
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: just gonna happen to Kenny. Nephew Timmy has to go
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: down to bank head in two eighty five. When he
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: gets home, he's still on it. Oh my god, you aren't.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Now I'm gonna check. What are you
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: at times? Oh man? He told me, he said, Man,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: my wife, don't play, he said, man to prank my wife.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: You aren't Synthy. I'm good time, I'm doing I'm doing
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: what para though he didn't work. Weren't work here, work here,
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: work here? Your call at work? He worked? He did again? Worth, Hey, baby,
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: tell me what's the baddest radio show in the land,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Steve Howding Lord it shows I don't know. All right, Uh,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: after this man book a man boot uh one squeet
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: man booh man boot once squee man man talking about
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: these man and man man, I've got these men who
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: see them best when my shoes is nigga secret needs
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: that's a man boo size eatingly don't excile and your
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: big as down. You know them well what they are
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: a blo does everybody else your t t needs a
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: ron Yeah, yeah, ch you man boh white, squeet man
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: booboo ah white sweet man both talking about these man
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: booths man, I've got these man. Man. What set you're
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: listening to? All right, Stephen, the guys, Uh, this is
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: this is a segment Jay Rode called your halfway to
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: work When you realize things happened to you, get up,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: you been there halfway to halfway. You get up, you
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: you got your clothes on, and then you realize you
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: halfway to work. You good? Well you Sometimes you pulled
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: up at work, yeah, and you realize and sing wow
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you halfway to work, and you realize damn this Saturday,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I should be going that way. You were going that
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: way so so often. Man. Yeah, I didn't be halfway
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to work. I didn't been halfway to work and realize
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: my phone. Who was on my nice thing? I didn't
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: call and say I just ain't gonna make it to
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: go back. Didn't get this phone half at home. Yeah,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you can't leave your phone out. No, you can't leave
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: your phone. No, you are our radio show for four hours.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: No on this radio and that phone just out there anywhere. Yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: it's not anywhere. It's that you. Let me just say
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: this color. If he don't go get that phone, he
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: can't do the next day. Okay, I got it. You
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: got to go get that phone. You have way to work, huh.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I turn, I hadn't left the baby at the house.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Left the baby you got on your phone up the bay.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Remember I was saying my mom, I was working. I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna kill me because I was half way to work,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: realized I had left the front door wide. People just
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: ding by looking in the house. You all dressed up,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: and you look down right, you got your tie on,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: your jacket on, you look down. You still got on
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: your pajama pants. Dress. What is going on with my life? Man?
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You have way to work and then realized I didn't
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: brush none of my damn? What is this? Something smetting that? Damn?
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: It is me me, it's hey ja Tommy. Huh. I
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: would have been halfway to work and didn't realize when
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I get to work, I would have to borrow some money.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: My damn was imnna have to borrow from somebody? Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: somebody I got wanted to kill you. This was back
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: in the day. I've been on my way to work
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and forgot that. I didn't even go home that night.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't check in. I got some people looking
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: for people. You didn't do. I just had to go
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to work from where I walked. You never made it
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: back home? No love it? Yeah, you half way to
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: work and you realize I had this on yesterday night though.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: That's house the night before when you knew you I
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: have told I told my ex wife that I fell
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: asleep at the job in the parking lot, and Jeff
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: woke up and went on back into the word. I
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: was so tired. I was so tired. I was so tired. Yeah,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: I've done that'll be halfway to work and realize it's Sunday. Yeah, Sunday.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Can't you listening to the jokes? Yeah you got one. Yeah.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I've been halfway to work and realized I don't even
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: work here no more. I d behind him to a job.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I quit. I've done that. I don't even work here
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: no more. World, it's out of heaven. I'm going back, Julie,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I did this. I don't drove halfway to work and
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: decided halfway I'm quitting. Yeah, I ain't doing that, and
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: just immediately slowed down. Why am I rushing? I'm wanting
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to quit today? You're gonna quit today? Oh? How about
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: just one? How about just you halfway to work? You're
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: driving right, you look down and you say to yourself,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I am not gonna make it all day in these
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: new shoes. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. Yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: he quit, take these off. Yeah you're gonna you're gonna
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: need a butcher knife so you know, bad out hurt
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: my feet, they ain't gonna do it. You ever got
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: halfway to work? This ain't really funny. It's just true.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: You ever got halfway to work and realize you don't
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: like what you got on. Oh yeah, yeah, because your
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: whole day will be messed up if you don't like
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: what you got on. You got feel y, man? Yeah?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You ever put something on and had to just tug
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: on it all day? Yeah? Just be pulling on it. Yeah,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta sit a certain way for it to look
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: just right. Yeah, that's an uncomfortable feeling comfortable. Now, have
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: you gone back home to change? No, I'm gonna go
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: back to you. Ain't gone nothing else, but you gotta
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: go back. Get that phone, Tommy do okay? Yeah at
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: the hard household that everybody Tommy. My wife has my coat,
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: you know, my kids, my assistant got the cold. To
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: my phone, I got my deeply in love you are, Yeah,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: deeply in love. I love seeing love. Bless you though, man,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: see that kind of stuff. I just ain't doing nothing ignorant. Yeah,
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: that's rights would be an easy limit. At one point
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: in timeposed cut off points. Who the lord? Who was
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: starting the lord? Lord? You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right. When you're short on time, sometimes
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: you have to grab lunch on the go, like got
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: a gas station or something like that. These days, there
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: are plenty of healthy options at most convenience stores, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: thirty one year old Frank Beard is living proof of that.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: He's an Iowa man. He lost eighty pounds a few
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: years back by changing his lifestyle, and last summer he
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: spent thirty days eating only at gas stations to prove
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: he could get nutritious meals there all Right. Now, he's
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: traveling the country to share his story and some people
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: are working two jobs, long hours, non traditional hours, Beard says,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: so it makes sense to eat out for a lot
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: of people. So I wanted to show them that they
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: could do that and still make healthy choices. Of course,
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: some locations are better than others, but lots of gas
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: stations are for fresh fruit, veggie salads, and sandwiches these days.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Beard says. The key is making healthy choices when you're
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: surrounded by chips, candy and other less nutritious, tempting options.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: So you guys, Stephen Jay, you know you mentioned about
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: traveling a lot. Uh, so can can you eat healthy? Gas?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: About the convenience stores at four and save four thirty
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: in the morning? Okay, you're coming from the club. You
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: don't know how long them chicken wings have been there, right,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: But there's no place else to get chicken wings. Huh yeah, healthy, Namick.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: You don't care. You know you got a gab behind
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: the gun's gonna lie to you. We just put them
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: out from Dick. Yea, god really, Jay Junior? Tell them?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Are they good? And what we don't get them chicken
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: wings although they're not even hot. You're gonna grab them
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: like the chicken. You don't care, but they're good. Yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: you're hungry, Yeah, you're hung Yeah, done now, Mike Rubbery,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: But you don't give a damn. Oh my god. This
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: is interesting because I'm always a little Larry concerned about
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: the young. You ain't got time to be worrying about
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: how long it's been on the road in small little
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: towns and stuff. Yeah you got And that's the last
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: slice of pizza. Oh yeah, yeah, wrap that up. I'll
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: be taking that with me. I'll be taking that my
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: favorite meal at a gas station. Yeah, I kid you not.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: What was a cola joke? Cola when I was out
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: on remember Joe cola? Yeah, or some type of cola
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and two damn moon pass. Oh good. You could hit
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: the road. You could hit the road, man, Yeah, you could.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: You could do some driving over that I'm like my
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: girlfriend on that when she said I cannot mix my
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: sweets cake. She can't eat sweets with sweets. I drink
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: a soda and then eat it and do it. All right,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: tell us about your handcuffs story we were talking about.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I was twitters, I got out of college. I met
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: this girl at this job. I had took me a
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: while to convince it to go out with me. Finally
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: when I went out ahead. Then about six some times,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting down pulling it on thing as I can. Man,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I got this good. I didn't really know who I
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: was pulling it on too. I just kept pulling it
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: and pulling it on. You know, when I'm with you,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: my heart just my heart matters, and my heart ain't
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: matter to me? Is so long you actually make my
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: heart matter. I'm girl, you don't even understand. I had
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it going on this girl. Finally, Man, one evening, she said,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: you have got to come on, and I don't want
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you to leave. I said, finally got here, Thank your Lord,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: go by there. We get through having dinner and shot
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: up and everything. Think getting a little crazy up in here.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: So she said, I got some been just a fantasy
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: of man to do with you. I got these handcuffs.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: The handcuffs had fur on them, so I didn't think
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: nothing of it. So she said, I want to just handcuffed, y'all. Said, now,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you know, just just just for a little bit, because
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: I don't like being handcuffed. Right, She said, I would
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: never hurt you. This half a handcuffed me, but inside
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: the damn fur was metal. Yeah, I mean, I mean really,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: so now I'm handcuffs. As soon as she handcuffed. Change
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: what do you mean? She changed? So I said, hey, baby,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: let me do this right here. Put the key in
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: my other hand. She took the key and throw it
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: behind the dresser. Hell, we got damn problem. I got
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: boxer draws on with the lips on them. You know.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I had the box of drawers. I thought they were sexy.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I found them had the lips prints on them, and
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: it kisses all over the drawers. Yeah. I'm sitting up
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: in here, man, sure what I think of that? Ain't
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: what it wants. Just had some lips on, no lips
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: by call come on with the story man, and I
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: just Helfer through this key behind the dresser, and she
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: turned around all of a sudden, she looked evil, I said,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: And she said, I'm fit to show you something. And
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: she took her teeth and started tearing the draws off.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm scared. There's too much teeth, just too Where
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: is you biting for this? Helfer was gnawing on me.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about she eating me. Damn near alive. I mean,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: she just taking like question, said I'm just gonna do
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: little nibbles. But I don't like that. I don't like bite.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear flinching. And this, damn, I'm she got
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: this little wrought iron, little bed, kind of wrought iron,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: and I'm on the bars and I'm snatching every time
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: she bite. I'm snatching because I'm I'm you know, I'm
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: real convulsive. It's uncomfortable. So every muscle in my body
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: then locked up. Now, wow, I'm skinny as hell back then,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no fat, So you're biting muscle, skinny
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: ass muscle. I just didn't hear flinching. Yeah, and that's
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: all I'm doing, yea. And she said, why don't you
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: act like a man. Oh right there, back to me.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: So I'm trying to I'm trying to get my hands
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: out of the cuffs. My arms is so cut up
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: from trying to snatch. Finally, man, I just couldn't take
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: it no more, and I just pulled hard as I could,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: and I bent the ball so far back that it
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: popped out the little hole in the top. I had
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: one hand free, but I got a or pussing the
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: bed in my hand. What I'm trying to beat this
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: half off me because this half ain't trying to stop.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Let me do what I've been wanting to do. That's
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: a fantasy of mind screen, that's what happen. You let
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: on thick, I said, okay, cool. Finally man got enough strength.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: She rolled off. I got my other hand over the
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: boy the ball and just pulled hard as I could
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: and broke the bed post on that side and got
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: my hand up off that ball. You have seen my skinny,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: niked ass trying to be in over the head the
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: dress and get that damn key, because I've been over
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: the dressing reaching for the key. She said, I want
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: to do something else to you. I turned around and said,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: hold up. When I've been over like that. You don't
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: will you do nothing now? I'm just trying to get
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: this damn. I can't put at them all. You don't
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: have been over, you stoop, you squad. I'm trying to
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: get this key timing man. I finally got that key man,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: got them cuffs off. I didn't didn't take me no
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: time to dress because I ain't got no draws, no more.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: He didn't hit them off. We had worked the next day.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't even look at high agent. You're listening Steve
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter. But up next,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy right here with today's frank phone call. What
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: you got nef you got a warrant? Warrant? You gotta
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: war date right here. I didn't even receiving. How are
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: you doing? This is Officer Antonio with the Chicago Police Department.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Do you have a I have a FAXT for you?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Do you have a fact number available that I can
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: send something to you? Have a fac to me? Yes?
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I have a facts for you. Well, Regina, Regina, this
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: is uh you. You're working and shipping and receiving. Yes,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I am. This is Officer Antonio from the Chicago Police Department.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I have a fact for you. Well, what's the facts for?
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'd rather you see it and then we'll discuss it after.
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Just give me your number. I'll get this sent over
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: and then i'll call you back in a few minutes
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: to make sure you've gotten you're facing it to my job.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Is this personal or is this work relating? This is
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: something actually that you need to have in your hand
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: right away. Let me get your facts number so I
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: can get this over to you as soon as possible. Okay.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Wait here from the Police Department and you want to
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: send me facts. I want to send your facts. Okay,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: so um, go ahead and give me your number. Okay,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: but this is my job. What's going to come over
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: on the fact? What are you perfectly for you? It
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: will it will be addressed to you. Just stand by
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: the fax machine and it'll be there within the next
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: three minutes. Okay, Okay, all right, Okay, go and fast it. Okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: give it your number. Uh huh uh one pree, just
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: put it at tention to me. Okay. I would advise
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: that you stand by there so no one else gets it. Okay, okay,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: what's your name again, Officer Antonio. So just stand by
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: your facts machine and look for it to try to
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: make sure you know. But if you're if you have
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the facts you have to send me, why don't you
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: start to the top and read to it to make
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: sure you have the right person? You can be fact
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: in adio thing anioboddy. Are you Regina? I'm Regina does
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: let's say Regina Elgina El is your home address? I
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: don't see how the police department is fact for me anything? Thing?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Are you sure you have the right person? I have
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the right person? Are you located at fifty eight an Avenue?
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: What is that you read? But read the whatever facts
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: you have to send me. Just stop to the top.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Let's let's go from there, ma'am. I will get to
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: that once i've send it. I'm sending it over in
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the new you're sending. You're gonna send it to my job.
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I work here. This is my place of employment. You
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: just can't send any old things for the police department
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm an officer. I'm allowed to send things
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: anywhere I want to. Okay, So just stand by your
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: factor machine. I'll call you back in three minutes and
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: we'll discuss. Okay, I can talk to you how you
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: can just fact stuff like that. It's just talking about
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: it over the phone. I'm sending it there. Why do
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you know nobody else who's going to see if you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: If you're not allowed to tell you what it is,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: you're allowed to fact a head and anybody else can
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: read you don't right receiving I don't what's your fact today, ma'am?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I'll call you back. Thank you receiving this the regina? Okay, Regina,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: this is Officer Antonio again. Did you get your facts? Yes?
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: I got the factors. This is saying. It's just a warrant.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: It's not saying water when or what happened or anything. Okay,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: that's a warrant for your arrest. Yeah, but I am
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: not going to cooperate any more with you until you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: tell me what is going on. Okay, Well, here's what's
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: going on. What I need you to do is either
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: come into the station or we're gonna have two officers
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: come over to your job and pick you up. Yeah,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: but why don't you start telling me what this is?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: The ball I'm not coming, I'm not going anywhere I'm
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: at work and nobody can just come up here. Just
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: what are you going to try me and tell me?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I just have a ward? You have to give me
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: more information and if this is some ball okay. We've
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: got too many people and witnesses claiming that you have
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: been doing public nudity and flashing. What you've been indulging
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: in public nudity? Have you been flashing people? What are
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you talking about? What are you new witnesses? What are
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Ma'am? We have several witnesses that are
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: claiming Regina Thompson has been doing a lot of flashing
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: and a lot of public nudity. Check the news. I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: your sure Thompsons? Are you sure you have the right person?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I have the exact person, ma'am. I would not have
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: been able to call your job. I know exactly who
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I have, ma'am. Are you listening to me? I will
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: give you two hours to come into the station, or
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I will send a squad car out to get you.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: You know what, I don't don't give me what you
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: don't give me two us what you need to do?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Took this warning, shove it up because I wasn't anywhere
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: jack it when when dat did has happened? Where dad from?
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I understanding. You got my understanding. This haven't when the
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: incidents happened. This has been happening for the last month,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: from what I understand. So somebody came up there and
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: said that I'm flashing people and y'all just getting warn
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: out and that's that's how easy it is. Right, Well,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I'm living if they have filed a complaint. Okay, listen,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'm gonna send a car over. Okay,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: you can send it car you want to. Y'all, don't
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: get telling. I'm coming here because I haven't flashed anybody.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: I'm too old to be flashing people. I don't do that.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: So you can look. You can send a car you
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: want to. I tell you what, you better send more
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: than one because I enjoy it, because that more does
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: not tell me anything, mister Jenna. So now I'm here
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: to let you know that I am sending a squad
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: car right now that should being there in the next
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Okay, I don't give a let you do
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like I didn't talk, you're gonna to send men to one.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'm about the car. Husband, Well, y'all getting he is
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: it mean he's who? Because I ain't been out of
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: nowhere neckd and I know it. I don't given what
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I'm told you, but it wasn't me. So y'all can kiss?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Not so when I'm talking to you too, So I'm
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: the people. Don't tell me the kiss because I don't
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: know where after got go down that I'm saying, Marc, police,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I can kiss my Nobody tells me at all. I
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: hope you have that. So no, it off you and
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: this morn how about that you and the police. I'm
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: leaving already. I probably how he got me fired, and
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: this have me outside saying how next? I ain't sing
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: necking nowhere? No, I ain't got kill The legal kiss
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: kis my neck? How about that? Man? Listen, the person
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: that filled the complaints please found it. That's what I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: was asking you for. Man. Man called Tommy called the
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: complaint little Tommy, baby nephew Tommy. Yes, welcome, but nomphew,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I don't have any else you named Tommy. Yagina, Regina, Regina,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: this is nephew tied me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Candice got me the plank phone calling to
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: kick that como kick her every time I see her.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Hey, I got something to ask your baby.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Tell me this. What's the baddest radio show in the land,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardley Morning Show? You got on? Y'all know we
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: had to working for you now? No, no, sir, no,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: y'all tickets on time? Yeah, I mister Courtenay for tickets. Nothing. No,
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: you're handcuffs shelling huh okay, all right somewhere that's I
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: tell you. She got the law. Oh you have been
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: handcuff yeah, sheybout the laws. Yea, sir, I was talking
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: to somebody that I was talking to this brother, and
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: we was just you know, we was in the public setting,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: so I think it was on one of the commercial
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: breaks of the show. And asked your brother. I said, hey, man,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: you so you ain't never been arrested? He said no.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I said, damn you. I can't stand that because I'm
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: just going Me and brother was talking. I said, you
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: ain't never been arrested. He said, I went black man
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: in America. I just told that I ain't had that
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: experience and not justifiably no, but just done. Yeah. I
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: have been stopped in my cop pulled over all my
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: stuff on the curb told going to Strongsville jail. No,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I've been arrested. They came to my house one time
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: and got me. Wow, I had to go get my
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: members only jacket, the members only man. They took the
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: shoes strings out of my shoes at my gayest. They
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: adn't pounding my car at the gas station going to work. Damn.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: WHOA All right? Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter. You're listening show, Well, right now it
• 53:42
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• 53:45
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• 53:49
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• 53:53
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• 54:00
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• 54:06
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• 54:09
  Speaker 1: great letters though lately. Huh. Yeah, that's how awesome listening
• 54:13
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• 54:17
  Speaker 1: But thank you guys for submitting your letters. We're here
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: to help. We are Come on, neff buckle up letter
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: subject my freaky friend and his wacky wife. Here's Stephen Shirley.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I'm still best friends with my high school sweetheart. He's
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: happily married now, and his wife and I are good
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: friends too. Here's my problem. For the past couple of weeks,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: He's been making a lot of inappropriate comments of a
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: sexual nature to me. I always politely tell him that
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: he needs to say those things to his wife. I
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: don't need any issues in my life, so I told
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: his wife that he was making me uncomfortable. This half
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: of said, well, you know you're his first so you
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: should take those comments as compliments. You heard me. She
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: told his wife that her husband was making her feel uncomfortable.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: The friend did so, the friend said she called the wife.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: A half of she said this. Heffa said, well, you
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: know you're his first love, so you should take those
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: comments as compliments. That's what her best friend's wife said.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: She said, I had to do a lot of praying
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: after talking to this woman. Since then, it's gotten worse.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: He just came out and told me that he and
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: his wife don't have sex anymore. I stopped the conversation
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: and told him that he needs to call one of
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: his male friends because I could not help him. We
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: didn't talk for a few days after that. And yes, yes,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: you hear it, Yes, we didn't talk for a couple
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: of days after that, and I started to feel guilty,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: like I had let my friend down when he really
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: needed a true friend to talk to. So I called
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: him and apologized and told him that he was well
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: come to come to my house so we could talk.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: This fool has the nerve to ask me if I
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: could be naked when he got there, because because that
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: would be the best way for me to help him
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: with his problems. I smoothly cussed him out and told
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: him that our friendship is over. His wife has called
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: me several times begging me to mend our friendship. She
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: said that her husband was only joking with me. This
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: is all too weird for me. I do miss my friend,
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: but I don't understand what's happening over there with him
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and his wife. Maybe our friendship has run its course.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: What do you think? This is some crazy, freaky and
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: yes wacky too, a whole lot of stuff going on
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: at your neighbors. So okay, he's crazy, his wife is crazy,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: and you're crazy too. If you think you can still
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: be friends with them. Okay, your relationship with him, as
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: you know it is over. He just wants to do
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you right now, and that's unacceptable, of course, So stop
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: feeling guilty about not talking to him and feeling like
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you owe him something. You know, if you go a
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: few days without talking to him, feeling guilty because you
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: don't think you're being a good friend to him, you
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: don't owe him anything. Okay, you really don't. You have
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: been a good friend to him since high school. He
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: decided to change and mess things up. I really don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: understand why his wife isn't more angry and upset about everything.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: She's way too cool for me, So I understand why
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: you say she's wacky and this is weird. I think
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: this friendship has run his course. I agree with you.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: It is time to move on. You should not have
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: to be in the middle of this craziness. You really
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: shouldn't as a friend, Steve. I have a lot of
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: questions in this level. Okay, I'm just gonna be honest.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: I got no real way to go with this himself.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Let me read it and interpret it as I see it.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Tommy kill ye y'all go, you're Sherylan Steve, I'm still
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: best friends with my high school sweetheart. He's happily married now,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: and his wife and I are good friends too. Here's
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: the problem. Yet, you're right right there, right there, right there.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I'm still best friends with my high school sweetheart. He's
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: happily married now, and his wife and I are good
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: friends too. He is the problem. You just listed it.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: You're exactly right here lies the whole damn problem. You
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: still friends with your high school sweetheart, and you friends
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: with his wife too. That's a damn problem. For the
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: past couple of weeks, he's been making a lot of
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: inappropriate comments of a sexual nature to me. I've always
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: politely told him that he needs to say those things
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: to his wife. I don't need any issues in my life.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: So I told his wife, what yea? So now you
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: don't went over there making these inappropriate mark, you went
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: and told his wife as he and the woman on
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: the show is gonna yep, yep, she told as she
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: shared according to the woman code, I guess you posted
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: to tell it. God. So I told his wife that
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: he was making me uncomfortable. This halfer said right here,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: see now, right here, you the one went over there
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: and told her, so this half for said white is white?
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: This what this half for said, well, you know you
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: his first love, so you should take those comments as compliments.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: Thus the subject of the letter my freaky friend and
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: his wacky white I had to do a lot of
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: prayer enough to talk her to this woman. Since then,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: it's got worse. Now here's where the letter takes it to.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: He just came out and told me that he and
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: his wife don't have sex anymore. I stopped the conversation
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: that told him that he needs to call one of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: his male friends because I couldn't help him. I don't
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: know if I'm reading this wrong, but if he calls
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: you that him and his wife don't have sex anymore,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: you stopped the conversation, told her he needed to call
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: one of his male friends because I could not help him.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: Why would he call his male friend to tell them
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: him and his wife ain't having sex? No, what did
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: you saying about the man? Is this something this letter?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: We don't know, because if you're insinuating that he should
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: call one of his male friends to get, you know,
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  Speaker 1: some type of satisfaction, then I must go back to
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  Speaker 1: the line where you said he just came out and
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  Speaker 1: told me that he and his wife. Now we should
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  Speaker 1: that have been a commadare no, Steve? If you said
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he just came out, should that be a comma right then? No? No, no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: because I got scared in a lot of tom I
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: got quiet when you read it. It's made difference. You
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  Speaker 1: need to call one of your male friends because I
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: can't have one of her hair. I'm gonna call half
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  Speaker 1: all right, hold that thought, Steve. Okay, we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: part two of your response coming up at twenty three
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  Speaker 1: after the hour today's Strawberry Letters subject my freaky friend
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  Speaker 1: and his wacky wife right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, let's get to part two of your response
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  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter, My freaky friend and his wacky
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  Speaker 1: wacky wife. This letter right here, romans best friends with
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  Speaker 1: her high school sweetheart who happens to be happily married now.
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  Speaker 1: So she friends with him and the wife. Alrighty, past
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  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks he started making some advances to him.
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  Speaker 1: He told him take that in that to his wife,
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  Speaker 1: and you know she don't need no issues. So she
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  Speaker 1: went and told us former high school sweetheart's wife who
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  Speaker 1: was her friend, that your husband making me uncomfortable. He
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  Speaker 1: making you know, advancements towards this Healther says, well, you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: know you was his first love, so you should take
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  Speaker 1: those comments as compliments. After doing a lot of praying
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: talking to this woman. Since then, it's gotten worse. He
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: just came out told me to hear and his wife
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: don't have sex anymore. I stopped the conversation, told him
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  Speaker 1: he needs to call one of his male friends because
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't help him. Well. We didn't talk for a
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  Speaker 1: few days after that, and I started to feel guilty
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  Speaker 1: like I had let my friend down when he really
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: needed a true friend to talk to. So I called
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: him up. I apologize and told him that he was
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  Speaker 1: welcome to come to my house so we could talk
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: this food. This fool had the nerve to ask me
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  Speaker 1: if I could be naked when he got there. Bam
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: jack pot apology and come over bing bibi bing bing
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: being booty call previous question though about him, because that
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: would be the best way for me to help him
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: with his problem. I smoothly cussed him out, told him
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  Speaker 1: that our friendship is hopeful. Smoothly his wife has called
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  Speaker 1: me several times, begging me to mend our friendship. She
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  Speaker 1: said that her husband was only joking with me so
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  Speaker 1: this food. Then went back in the house to whack
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: it and told whacking she won't even answer my call.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I told when I got over there to be nagged,
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  Speaker 1: I was just joking with her, right, whacky wife. This
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: a whack ass couple. The husband whacking, the wife whacking,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: and you whack it for being friends with him. Okay,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: but it don't stop here. This is all too weird
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: for me. I do miss my friend whatever, but I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: don't understand what's happening over there with him and his wife.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Maybe our friendship has run his course. What do you think, lady?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: This is not a friendship. This is a situation, that's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: all this is. This is not friendship. This is a situation.
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  Speaker 1: Friends do kind things for each other, Friends support each other.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Y'all ain't doing none of that. Y'all just up in
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: here tripping. You ain't said nothing good about neither one
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: of these people, not now one of them. You only
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: said one good thing about even one of them. Pete,
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  Speaker 1: But cookie to it. You don't you know what? She
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: don't see him that way? What did he say? And
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: she said she could give him some cookie till he
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: get his self. Strea the best friend who she is
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: just a it's crazy. I'm so sorry. Yeah, this friendship, though,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: isn't over. I mean the wife thinking excuses. Yeah, the
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: wife is calling her you need to be his friend.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: So now I'm thinking it's something going on over here.
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  Speaker 1: I think they swanger. Yeah, I think because she too
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: she's too okay with Yeah, wifie, That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Why wasn't she more upset? I don't know. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 1: friend more upset than the white exactly. He was just
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: joking with you when he said you are to be naked.
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  Speaker 1: You know how he played. They've been over there talking
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: about getting her. Yeah, yeah, this is this is what
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  Speaker 1: you do. I'm gonna do this. Yep. The only way
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: this work is Whacky would have to go. But when
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: she first told Wacky that he was making sexual advances
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: to her, Whacky said that she should take those com
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: comments as compliments. That's right, because you his first love. Yeah,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: because you're first love. So whack he's been Wacky is
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: with Wacky in the first paragraph. Surely either they swangers
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: or his wife look, huh, either they swans or his
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: wife is in both. I'm gonna go it's bob probably
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: probably both. Yeah, because that's how ugly people talk. Really yeah, yeah,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: this this is okay. Okay, okay, see this is let
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: me know. I'm gonna read you several ugly person lynes. Okay,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: come on these these ugly people line starting with I'm
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: still best friends with my high school sweetheart. He happily
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: married now, and me and his wife is good friends.
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  Speaker 1: That's an ugly person person. Say that man ain't nobody? Fine,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: you can't due Okay, next next ugly person line. This
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: half of said where you know you his first love?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: You should take those comments as compliments because of my
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: lad ever get a compliments. I'm gonna I think that's
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: the ugliest comment in the entire letter. I ever get
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: a couple I'm gonna takes she's really really unattractive. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: let me let me find it read ugly. Yeah, she
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: said her husband was She said, my husband was only
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: joking with you when he asked you to be neckd
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: when he come over, because he played like that. All right.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I wish somebody would add, oh wait, what about my
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: wife and I don't have. He told me his wife
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: they don't have sex anymore. He just came out and
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: told me that he and his wife don't have sex
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: any He can't look at hood. Okay, all right, well listen,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: do you did you see any more lines in there?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: Because all right, all right, well that doesn't for today's
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter subject my freaky friend and his wacky wife.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: And we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening show, It is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: time for comedy Roulette Jay break it down, yeah down.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Every week planet, every week we take four subjects. We
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: put them on a wheel. We spun the wheel wherever
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: the wheel stop. All these comedians on this show right
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: here would do the damn thing. That's how good we is.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Put them up, spun the wheel. All right, here go
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  Speaker 1: the subject Number one. I know what you're saying, but
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: something in that story doesn't make sense. Okay. Number two,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: do you ever have any good news when you call? Ever? Ever?
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Number three, I ain't saying the house is nasty, but
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: dot dot dot dot dot dot dot. Number four, Oh,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: that's not what you said when when when they were
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: out of the room. Okay, yeah, that's good. You could
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: stop on either one. Yeah, let's go out of the room.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Out of the room. Oh you see what it stopped doing.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying the house is nasty, but I ain't
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: saying your place nasty. But the roach stopped me in
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: the driveway. Man, I would not bow in that. I'm
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: leaving myself. That's the roach the road man, And if
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: you want to your own will, but I'm out of hill.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I ain't saying, your house is nasty.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: But everybody else in the family things. So I ain't
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: the only one way about your house. I everybody, I said,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: So you know what I ain't. I ain't saying your
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: house nasty, but you do have to wipe your feet
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: before you go outside. I'm just feet, I said, that's nasty.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: To come on, I ain't saying your house nasty. But
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: when I pulled up in the dryway, neighbor came out
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: and said, so you're gonna go in without a hazard.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: You're gonna just walk up in there with your clothes
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: out like that. I love it. Come on you. I
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: ain't saying you plays nasty, but it smells like your
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: smoke cigars in there. And don't nobody smoke cigars. I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: didn't care for that. It wasn't funny. Look, yeah, I
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: ain't saying your house nasty, but I can smell your
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: toilet from out here outside your house nast like this,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't saying your house is nasty, but
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: when I called it, I get an ear infection every
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: time I'm wrong. Over that, man, come a big dog.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house is nasty, But how come
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: the flies won't go in there? They all just circling
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: the house. I ain't saying your places nast, but all
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: the milk and your refrigerator is cheese. That's pretty nasty.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house dash. But why is this
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: dog got slippers on in here? Why he walking around
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: with snickers? Wow? You know, I ain't ain't saying your
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: house nasty? But how come a s coming here and
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: he passed out a scump? Pass God, I ain't. I
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: ain't saying your house nasty, you say, But how come
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: your carpet is bubbling here? That's nat I ain't saying
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: your place Nashville. How come all your windows in your
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: house look like they tinted? What is I ain't saying
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: your house nasty. But in that corner that is not
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: a water stain. I know that's just a water stain. No, no, God,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: damn it, that mold. I know, I know what that is.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: To pass that all. I'm not saying your house is nasty,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: But how come the burglar broke in and left a
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: note and said clean this up. I'll be back then.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Come come on, now, who's the nasty house right here?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Come on? I ain't saying your house nasty? But why
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: is the TV show Hoarders offering you two million they
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: offer you to I'm just yeah, yea, what the hell
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: is in your right? I ain't saying you play nasty?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: But you got eighteen boxes of old Jet magazine. When
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: are you gonna throw them out? Man? Come on, man,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying your house nash, but Jehoe witches this.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Skip it. Let's just go to the next one. Yeah, one,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: last one. I ain't saying your house nash, but Jesus
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: said when he comes back, he's not going back there.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: The Lord I'm coming back, but I will not. You
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: really need to do something, all right, guys, thank you.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. People keep
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: talking to me about blank. We'll explain right after this
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you're listening to So Steve. We got an email from
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: a listener. It says, my friend is a chef. People
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: always talk to him about cooking. Even if he wants
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to talk about something besides food, the conversation inevitably goes
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: back to him being a great chef. The email goes
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: on to say, I have a friend working for candidate
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: running for office, and every conversation in which she protects
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: inevitably turns into politics. So, Steve, what does every conversation
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: in your life turn into? I mean, do people talk
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: about what TV money is? Funny money and advice? Success?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: And it's not that now. It's not that they ask
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: for money. They want to discuss, you know, ideas for it,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: how to make more. I don't really mind that, you know.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like when you meet a chef, you're
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: gonna have questions because everybody loves inside information. A guy
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: in politics you want to get his opinion. You meet
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: a pro football player, you want to get information about
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: playing ball, other teams. High song. So man, have you
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: ever faced and Rogers? That's just coming? So you know, man,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: you know people, Man, how was it man? You know,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's like people see Marjorie all
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: the time. They're going, I bet he's just a hoop
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: to live with. I bet he just funny holiday time.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: They think comedian. No, he's not funny at home at all.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: They just go, you just saying that, like I'm just
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: at the house, just show never stopped. Yeah, yeah, like
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: they always want to ask tell me they have a
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for me. I got a letter for you.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: What I always talking to you about? Tommy prank my mama,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: prank my dad, prank my uncle. I'm stupid when the
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: people I meet me. Let me just clear this up.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know where Steve is. I don't know what
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: he's doing for all of us. For all I'm not
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: with him. I don't know where the hell he is.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: I don't talk to him that much. I just don't know.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: And don't give me a damn thing to give him
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: him coming with that one. Oh, I'm not taking it.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: You're gonna win with a bag, Steve ain't tell But
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: how do you not take the stuff? Oh? You know
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: what I do. And I'm gonna emit this, I'm gonna
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: say it. I'll take it, but I thought it was.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: I've watched him do it now. Yeah, I don't want
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: to hurt nobody feeling. Oh yeah, you know what. You
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: know what I don't like Jake when they roll up
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: on Tommy, got something just for you, dog, just for you,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: whole type. Come back ten minute later. Here it is,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: get this to Steve. I'm this is my book, and
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: I know here like this book. Yeah, it's kind of
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: like his book, but not a fool like his book.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: I heard Steve like Jim and Choke. I made one
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: wrapped up, laughed up jay, I made I made two,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: one for you and on the cake. Though, we can't
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: eat something somebody we don't know, hands right, and we
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: can't get it. We can't put it in our purser. Damn.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: But your feelings getting hurt. But you're not gonna do it,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: is poised me. Nobody eats food from a total stranger.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: You can't do It's not even smart. Oh that reminds
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: me of that meme where this person was washing chitlands
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: in their tub in their bathtub at home. Yes, that's
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: why you can't take food from strangers. You don't know
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: what their habits are. Baub chitlands. Yeah, I don't know
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: how y'all ain't Yeah it kind of chilings in your sink? No, yeah,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: in the bathtub. Now, I put them in a bath.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: I'm before I ain't no eat no chilings out your
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: bath right right right? Man? Yeah, yeah, a lot of
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: right after they got off, right after they got up,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get right back in here with the chien. No,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: how about this, Hey, save that water because I got
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: the clean don't you don't dream that. That's ridiculous. That's
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: a nast We're back at that nasty house again. Don't
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: let on when you finished washing, put some washing pot.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: There's a little bit of hot water. When last time
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: you had some chitlings? Man, oh man, it's been years now.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. I used to eat them, but man,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: did you try to want some Paris? No? I never
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: got Oh yeah to that. Yeah they were. They were
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: on the menu. Jay. We came back and told Steve
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: about yeah, yeah chitterling. Yes, yes, I think I'll go
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: with Paris chilings before I go with bath. No, I
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: don't want to go anyway. Eat no chiding with a
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: phrasing wee weet, Yeah, yeah, is that what you made.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: You got from good ChIL you got. So that's what, Steve?
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: What what do you want us to do? The stuff
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: people be giving us to give you want us to
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: keep it? Man? You know I don't need another blanker
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: with my family, I don't need another I please don't.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm nothing to do it. Curl up on you give
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: paints where you look like Harry Tubman. I'm like, yeah,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: that's nice, just like it and we do. But yeah,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I did. No man, that's Steve. I can't coming up
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorance. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening, all right, here's the question for everyone. Everyone,
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: check it out. You're ready, I'm ready already. Can we
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: live forever? That's the question. Just last year, scientists Daffy
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Albert Einstein College of Medicine came to the conclusion that
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: humans are living as long as they possibly can these days,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: with the best of them getting up to who knew,
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: one hundred and fifteen years old? One hundred and fifteen
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: years old? Yeah. Well, now a group of Canadian researchers
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: believe that humans don't have a limit. That's right. One
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: day human beings might actually be able to live forever.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: They point out the lifestyle span, that lifespans continue to
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: get longer and longer, and that they don't see an
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  Speaker 1: end in sight. Would you want to though, I think
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  Speaker 1: you already answered. You haven't taken care of myself, so
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  Speaker 1: I don't see that happening. You don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: a hundred eteen year old, but I do want to
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  Speaker 1: be a bother to my children. Yes, you want to stare?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, and even when I'm going, I want
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  Speaker 1: to be you know, cremated. Put in the living room
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  Speaker 1: and when you walk padgy gold, I'll put you in
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  Speaker 1: the ground, don't care when you want the hands come out? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that would be the scariest thing at night, going to Liberal,
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  Speaker 1: That would be the scariest thing. I hang around if
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  Speaker 1: I could do it. In shape? Yeah yeah, in shape?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah healthy look good and you're healthy yeah strong?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah look good though one fifteen, I don't know what?
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait what yeh wait what what? Tommy say it again?
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: I said, I hang around if I can still do it?
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  Speaker 1: You still you have sex? I thought, He meant, if
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  Speaker 1: you why y'all stay here? Yeah? But you want you
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  Speaker 1: want working it? Working in Younger women had a hundred.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna have night girl, got me a night, little
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  Speaker 1: seven yo. Way to ya heart. You ye against the law.
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  Speaker 1: You're bringing a law somewhere, sticking the hundred. You're doing.
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  Speaker 1: You're fifteen years span, you're just robbing the crab, winking
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  Speaker 1: at me. Got her black home a figure. Boy. You
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  Speaker 1: have all kinds of colored pills, blue, yellow, red, What
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  Speaker 1: are the colors? They're not all blue? So you know
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  Speaker 1: I heard so you've heard heard the blue, the blue, yellow, yellow,
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  Speaker 1: one and they constant line. So let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: another tip. Make sure you're going to do something before
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  Speaker 1: you take one. Okay, show the down. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to waste. Oh so what do you hold me? Money?
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  Speaker 1: Damn it? But that's what you heard. That's what you heard.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard. My nice They look like skittles
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  Speaker 1: right now, wows and reds and yellows. And what's going
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  Speaker 1: on with you talking about system? Shout already? I just
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  Speaker 1: like that extra work. You know, that's not healthy, that's
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  Speaker 1: not smart. People love it, people love it. Who are
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  Speaker 1: these people at? Who are these strange people who speak
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  Speaker 1: of people? A? Yeah, I just think when it's my time,
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  Speaker 1: I want to go, you know, whenever that is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll be back after this. All right, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show, all right, Stephen, the guys, uh this
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  Speaker 1: is this is a segment Jay Road called your halfway
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  Speaker 1: to Work. When you realize things happened to you get up,
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  Speaker 1: you've been there halfway to work. Half what you get up?
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  Speaker 1: You you got your clothes on, and then you realize
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  Speaker 1: you half way to work. You good for you. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: you pulled up at work, yeah, and you realize, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you halfway to work, and you realize, damn this Saturday,
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  Speaker 1: I should be going that way. You're going that way
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  Speaker 1: so so often man, Yeah, I didn't been halfway to work.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't been halfway to work and realize my phone.
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  Speaker 1: Who was on my nice thing? Oh, I don't call
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  Speaker 1: and say I just ain't gonna make it, will be
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  Speaker 1: late to go back. Didn't get this phone? We half
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  Speaker 1: at home. Yeah. You can't leave your phone out. No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't leave you phone. No, I know our radio
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  Speaker 1: show for four hours. No sitting on this radio and
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  Speaker 1: that phone just out there anywhere. It's not anywhere. Let
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  Speaker 1: me just say this color. If he don't go get
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  Speaker 1: that phone, he can't do the next day Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: got it. He got to go get that phone. You
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  Speaker 1: half way to work, Huh, I could turn this third round.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have left the baby at the house, left the
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  Speaker 1: baby on your phone. Remember I was saying my mom,
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  Speaker 1: I was working. I ain't gonna kill me because I
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: was halfway to work, realized I'd have left the front
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  Speaker 1: door wide people just by looking in the house. You
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  Speaker 1: all dressed up, and you look down right, you got
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  Speaker 1: your tie on, your jacket on, you look down, you
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  Speaker 1: still got on your pajama pants dress. What is going
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  Speaker 1: on with my life? Man? You have to work? And
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: then realized I didn't brush none of my damn what
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  Speaker 1: is this I'm smelling that? Damn it is me. It's me,
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  Speaker 1: It's me, hey Jay Tommy. Uh. I would have been
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: halfway to work and then realize when I get to work,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: I would have to borrow some money. My damn wash,
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  Speaker 1: imnna have to borrow from somebody. Yeah, somebody I got
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: wanted to kill you. This was back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: I've been on my way to work and forgot that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even go home that night. Oh you didn't
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  Speaker 1: check in people looking for what mean you didn't do
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  Speaker 1: I just had to go to work from where I walked.
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  Speaker 1: You never made it back home. No, I love it,
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  Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, you had way to work and you
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  Speaker 1: realize I had this on yesterday. Use the night, befhone,
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  Speaker 1: you knew you you're listening, all right, we are back.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: This is our last break of the day, Steve. We're
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: ready for your clothing remarks. I'm so happy they're back today.
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  Speaker 1: I want to give you all something that came to me.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: It came to me this morning. I was been in
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  Speaker 1: really over the weekend. I was doing a lot of
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  Speaker 1: prayerful meditating over the weekend, you know, just trying to
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  Speaker 1: recenter myself. You know, sometimes I get a little off,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I see myself sliding off course, I'm forgetting
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  Speaker 1: to be grateful as I should. I start working on
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  Speaker 1: some things that I want to happen so badly. I
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: keep pouring a lot of time into it. I keep,
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  Speaker 1: you know, reviewing my plans and goals and sometimes you know,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: your second guest stuff, and sometimes you spend a lot
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: of time just scratching your head trying to figure out
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: your next move. I'm sure everybody can relate to that.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: How you sit up in here, man, and some of
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: your best laid plans seem to be going a ride
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: and you just can't figure it out. I was sitting
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  Speaker 1: up and somebody sent me this this morning, and it's
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  Speaker 1: entitled Release, and as I read it, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to share with you the thought that I was having
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: when I was reading this thing called Release, and it says,
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  Speaker 1: Heavenly Father, I release to you the burdens that I
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  Speaker 1: have been carried, burdens that you never intended for me
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  Speaker 1: to carry. You know what I read that? It meant
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  Speaker 1: something to me because a lot of the stuff that's
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  Speaker 1: on us that we can around hen't He won't even
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: intend for us to carry around. We just can it
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  Speaker 1: around because we didn't took it upon ourselves to worry
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  Speaker 1: about it. We didn't took it upon ourself that this
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: is now this albatross around our neck when God really
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  Speaker 1: didn't intend for that. You know, other people's problems really
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: ain't your problems. They can bring it to you, but
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: that don't mean is yours. So you end up carrying
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: around stuff that God never intended for you to carry.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: You know, like you hear your great grandmama used to say,
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: don't let other people put their trash in your trash
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  Speaker 1: can because you need all that room for your trage,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: but now you can around somebody else's. Then it goes
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: on to say, I cast all my cares upon you,
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  Speaker 1: all my worries, all my fears. You have told me
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  Speaker 1: to not be anxious about anything, but rather to bring
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  Speaker 1: everything to you in prayer with thankfulness. Man, I have
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  Speaker 1: forgotten about that. And when I read that, it reminded
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  Speaker 1: me that I shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: working on my next move, what I need to get done.
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  Speaker 1: Why am I tripping about that? I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that
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  Speaker 1: I actually have no control over. So I just said
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: to me, Steve, just turned this over to who got
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  Speaker 1: all this in control, and let him have it, and
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: be grateful for what you have. And then it says, Father,
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  Speaker 1: calm my relentless spirit, quiet my anxious heart, still my
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  Speaker 1: troubling thoughts, with the assurance that you are in control. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that cool when you turn something over to God
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you have a calmness or
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  Speaker 1: quiet in the stillness because you ain't got to wear
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  Speaker 1: about it. No more then it says, I let go
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  Speaker 1: of my grip upon the things that have been I've
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: been hanging on too. With open hands. I come to you.
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  Speaker 1: I release to you and will all that I am
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. I release to you all that I'm
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: trying to manipulate. So if you let go of stuff,
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: if you let go of a lot of stuff that
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  Speaker 1: you're hanging on to, y'all, you can go to God
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: with open hands. If you go to God with open hands,
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  Speaker 1: he got something to feel now. But if you hanging
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  Speaker 1: on and got a death grip on a whole bunch
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: of stuff that you can't do nothing about it, and
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: it's really meaningless, you ain't got room to receive what
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  Speaker 1: He got for you. So I release to you all
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  Speaker 1: that I am trying to manipulate. I release to you
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  Speaker 1: your authority, all that I am trying to control. I
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  Speaker 1: release to your timing all that I have been striving
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: to make happen. Everything I've been trying to make happen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you make it happen. Everything I've been
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: wanting to happen at a certain time, I'm gonna let
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  Speaker 1: that happen in your time. You do it in your time,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: when it's your will for me. It's called release. Just
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  Speaker 1: let it go, man, because you're tripping about stuff you
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: really can't control. That's an amazing thing. Then it says,
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  Speaker 1: I thank you for your promise to sustain me, because
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: that's his promise to sustain you, preserve me and God
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: all that I have entrusted to your keeping. So now
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: when you turn it over to God and you let
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  Speaker 1: him have it, and you release this grip on this
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: stuff that you have no control over, and you ask
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: for his calmness and your quiet and you release everything
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: to him, guess what now you can just trust that
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: you didn't put it in the right hands. You got
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: to it in the best hand. So he gonna protect
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: that now he watching over it instead of you watching
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: over it. Now, who would you rather hand watching over something?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: You are God, protect my heart and mind with your peace,
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: the peace that passes all understanding. Father, May your will
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: be done in my life. That was powerful to me, man.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: And I read that this morning and I said, Wow,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share that with everybody because that really helped
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  Speaker 1: me today man, that it allowed me to let go
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  Speaker 1: of something, to let gold stuff that I've been hanging
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: on to trying to make stuff happen when there's so
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: much stuff that's out of my control. If you just
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: let it go, turn it over to God, and be
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: all right with it. Because he'd been having you, why
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: would he not have this? But we grab ourselves and
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: we want to be a part of it so much
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: that we end up getting in the way. So I
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: asked that this will be done in my life, in
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: your time, and in your way, however he want to
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: do it, and whenever he want to do it, I'm
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: cool with that. Stop being anxious for everything, y'all, step back,
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: turn it over to God and let him do what
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: he'd do. You feel me? Feel you? That was good? Yeah? Yeah, y'all.
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