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Time 2 Go Back, MTH, Cellular Naked Photos, Steve As Himself and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't give them black all bu bus boy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy, Yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 3: You know you love.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I got to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 6: Turn You probably got to turn the mouth, the turn out,
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  Speaker 6: turn the water the mon up.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, you'll think.
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 8: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 8: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, here
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  Speaker 8: we go. I was working out. I was talking to
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  Speaker 8: a buddy of mine, and I was telling him something
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  Speaker 8: that Bishop td Jakes told me one time. I heard
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  Speaker 8: him say it. He said, I would hate to die
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  Speaker 8: and not do the thing that I was born to do.
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  Speaker 8: I would hate to die and not do the theme
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  Speaker 8: that I was born to do. Man, oh man, oh man, man.
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  Speaker 8: That hit me like a like a like a pile
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  Speaker 8: of bricks man, because it made me feel so grateful
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  Speaker 8: that God has allowed me.
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  Speaker 2: To live my life this way now.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm talking about grateful for all of it, the good,
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  Speaker 8: the bad, and the ugly, and I have had all
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  Speaker 8: of them. The person you see today. It ain't always
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  Speaker 8: who I was. It was on the inside of me,
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  Speaker 8: but it hadn't externalized itself, if that's a word. It
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  Speaker 8: hadn't been bought out. It was in here, but it
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  Speaker 8: was under development. Who I am today was a process.
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  Speaker 8: But like I said before, don't trip. He ain't through
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  Speaker 8: with me yet. Even today, I'm still an imperfect soldier
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  Speaker 8: for Christ. Today. I still fall short oftentimes. But I'll
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  Speaker 8: tell you what, I'm ever grateful for the life I have.
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  Speaker 8: And you know what I want encourage everybody today to
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  Speaker 8: explore your possibilities. I mean, man, explore your possibilities. Why
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  Speaker 8: would you not want to find out, discover, or know
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  Speaker 8: what it is God got for you? Why would you
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  Speaker 8: not want to achieve or accomplish all of your possibilities?
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  Speaker 2: Now, as I ask you this.
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  Speaker 8: Question, I want you to know that the devil is busy,
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  Speaker 8: that he plays mind tricks. So as you hear this,
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  Speaker 8: I already know he's saying to some of y'all, Yeah, Steve,
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  Speaker 8: that's easy for you to say, but I didnet got
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  Speaker 8: myself in this situation right here. You ain't nothing too
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  Speaker 8: hard for God, nothing nothing, And see so as you
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  Speaker 8: listen to me, try to get your mind open to this.
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  Speaker 8: Why would you not want to explore all of your
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  Speaker 8: life's possibilities, what's possible with your life? And I'm talking
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  Speaker 8: about from right where you are right now. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: asking you to change. I'm not asking you to do anything.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you this is a fact that God can
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  Speaker 8: get you from right where you.
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  Speaker 2: Are right now.
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  Speaker 8: Broken, misled, misguided, misunderstood, mistaken, all of that, misfortunate, all
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  Speaker 8: of the missus you've been talking about in your life.
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  Speaker 2: You know you.
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  Speaker 8: I missed the lottery, I missed my ride. They fired me.
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  Speaker 8: I missed a deadline. I didn't get it. Miss people
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  Speaker 8: people just miss theay self to death. If you've been
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  Speaker 8: all the missus, God can get you from right where
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  Speaker 8: you are. God a home run hitter. I'm here to
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  Speaker 8: tell you that he's a home run hitter. He's a
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  Speaker 8: put him over the wall whenever he want to, all
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  Speaker 8: the time. And you can be a recipient of some
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  Speaker 8: of these home runs. He'll put the bat in your hand.
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  Speaker 8: But you got to swing now. Listen to me. You
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  Speaker 8: got to stop feeling sorry for yourself. You got to
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  Speaker 8: stop holding yourself down with beating yourself up. He won't
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  Speaker 8: hold you down about it if you don't hold yourself
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  Speaker 8: down about it. But I'm gonna tell you one more time.
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  Speaker 8: The devil is busy. So what the devil do is
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  Speaker 8: He make you think you ain't worthy. He make you
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  Speaker 8: think that you've done something so despicable that you can't
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  Speaker 8: come back from it. He makes you feel like you
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  Speaker 8: so low you can't go up high. He knock you
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  Speaker 8: down and make you feel like you've been knocked down
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  Speaker 8: hard than anybody else.
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  Speaker 2: You can't get up.
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  Speaker 8: He rolled you so deep down in that ditch you
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  Speaker 8: can't see over the edge. God can come get you
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  Speaker 8: from no matter where you are. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 8: you ain't in no hold too deep for God. Magic
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  Speaker 8: John to tell you that. Listen to me, you ain't
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  Speaker 8: in no hole too deep for God. Steve Harvey can
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  Speaker 8: tell you that you ain't in a hole too deep
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  Speaker 8: for God. Tyler Perry can tell you that I can
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  Speaker 8: name you some people. Bishop Jakes can tell you that
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  Speaker 8: I could tell you. Kenneth Olmah can tell you that
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  Speaker 8: Bishop Kenneth O I could tell you some people. Kirk
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  Speaker 8: Franklin can tell you that. Donny mcclerklin can tell you that.
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  Speaker 8: I just know some people personally man that then been
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  Speaker 8: in a hole. Joel Oldstein can tell you about it.
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  Speaker 8: I know some people man been down, been in a
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  Speaker 8: hole so deep.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you. Paula Dean can tell you about it. See.
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  Speaker 8: But you know what, then here we go see see
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  Speaker 8: see you know, see we don't like to talk about
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  Speaker 8: that because now we want everybody to pay extra hard
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  Speaker 8: for some mistakes they made when clearly and excuse me
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  Speaker 8: for being a new Christian, But there is a prayer
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  Speaker 8: that I've been saying since I was a little bitty boy,
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  Speaker 8: and it took me till I was a grown man
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  Speaker 8: to understand it. Forgive us out trust passes as we
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  Speaker 8: forgive those who trust pass against us.
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  Speaker 2: So see, it.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't my job to hold nobody down, to keep my
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  Speaker 8: knee on somebody's neck.
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  Speaker 2: Who am I. I'm gonna need some forgiveness in a
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  Speaker 2: second here, probably today. See.
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  Speaker 8: So all this, you holding people down with the way
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  Speaker 8: you feel, inviot them. And she shouldn't have said this,
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  Speaker 8: and she'll never get it. I'll never support this again. Man,
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  Speaker 8: get up, get up and get real, you for real,
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  Speaker 8: you think you ain't finn need forgiveness real soon? You
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  Speaker 8: ain't finna make a diabolical mistake in your life. You
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  Speaker 8: don't think you are. I have thousands of them, probably
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  Speaker 8: gonna make a few hundred more for I get up
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  Speaker 8: out of here. So I've decided to be in a
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  Speaker 8: forgiving business because I want God to forgive. My trust
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  Speaker 8: passes as I forgive those who trustpass against me.
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  Speaker 2: You understand. See excuse me for being a new Christian.
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  Speaker 8: I get tired of talking to people man supposed to
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  Speaker 8: be saved and talking about dear Christian.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that type of religion.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't in that no more. I ain't in that.
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  Speaker 8: You can call me wrong if you want to say
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  Speaker 8: it how you want to say. I ain't in that
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  Speaker 8: no more. I ain't in all that. You can feel
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  Speaker 8: how you want to feel about me. But I got
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  Speaker 8: proof that God work in my life.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I can't hardly get it out sometime when people ask
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  Speaker 8: me something about depot on the inside of me, about
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  Speaker 8: my soul and how I used to be, and my
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  Speaker 8: journey and my trip. Because people don't know the trip
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  Speaker 8: I've been on. You may have been on one worse
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  Speaker 8: than me. But you know what, you ain't in a
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  Speaker 8: whole too deep. God can't get you out of and
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  Speaker 8: I wish I want people to remember that. Man, God
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  Speaker 8: is a redeemer, He the great I am. So if
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  Speaker 8: you ain't got nothing, now what you asking for? You
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  Speaker 8: know you might not have nothing because you ain't asking
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  Speaker 8: for nothing. Quit asking God to get you out of
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  Speaker 8: debt and ask God for a life of abundance. Then
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  Speaker 8: you take the money and you get out of debt.
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  Speaker 8: You keep asking to get out of debt. You keep
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  Speaker 8: being in debt to get out of Come on, man,
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  Speaker 8: what you asking God for?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just tripping today, that's all. I'm sorry. I apologize.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: One, two, three four.
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  Speaker 8: Once that was a boy and girl. The boy said,
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  Speaker 8: I love you, so the girl said, I never believe you.
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  Speaker 2: They grew older and left each.
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  Speaker 8: Other because that's the way he loved goals.
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  Speaker 2: Baby, that's the way he loved goals.
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  Speaker 8: That was my damn Jaime Jackie, that was my group
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  Speaker 8: who Jack.
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  Speaker 2: And Jesus.
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  Speaker 11: As as they wrote that, And man, listen to this,
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  Speaker 11: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 2: When you hear me do a song in the morning.
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  Speaker 8: Wait to Shirley and carl and say something for you
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  Speaker 8: over your mouth.
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  Speaker 12: That's not okay, that's not that.
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  Speaker 8: But just like I just told you, just wait till
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  Speaker 8: Shirley and Carl Ers say something for you. Owe your
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  Speaker 8: young ass jodysy field mouth.
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  Speaker 13: Oh yeah, it's the spinners, the spinners.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, okay, who do you know who the spinners are?
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  Speaker 12: I know the spinners is.
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  Speaker 2: Who is the lead singer for the spinners?
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  Speaker 12: The dude with the mustang?
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  Speaker 8: Jesus, if Tommy know this one right here, Tommy, if
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  Speaker 8: you know this one right here, I'll be stun lead
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  Speaker 8: singer for the spinners without without googles.
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  Speaker 2: To come up. Sorry, I'm not looking at I'm not
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  Speaker 2: trying to go right now. What Junior, I'm right.
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  Speaker 12: The dude with the mustache, he had a mustage.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody a mustang.
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  Speaker 12: Well, David, I'm right.
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  Speaker 1: Technically.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Shirley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 15: Paula Parell, you went back with the Spinner's baby.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Oh Joash, Yeah, I love you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for teaching journey pumpedy dance at.
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  Speaker 7: Some point you didn't when because I'm about the ruined
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  Speaker 7: the image and the style that you who.
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  Speaker 8: I know my ball issue. I know who they are,
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  Speaker 8: I know what the baby you know?
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  Speaker 2: So who was the lead though to the spending?
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  Speaker 4: You didn't hear me whispering on the mic?
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  Speaker 1: I think you hear me.
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  Speaker 2: Surely you thought they could read your lips are not readable? Hey?
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  Speaker 2: That was surely that was right there?
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  Speaker 8: Made me go, I know, Jason, when you stunned me
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  Speaker 8: with a dumb word, you said something I could relate
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  Speaker 8: to all words, Yes, hips ain't readable?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 13: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Is that a word?
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  Speaker 2: Officially?
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  Speaker 7: I would I would go with I'm gonna go with readable.
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  Speaker 7: I would go with readable. Ire just so flat?
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  Speaker 2: Ain't it just better to say?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right?
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  Speaker 10: Well thank you?
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  Speaker 2: What does it mean that when people say, let me
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  Speaker 2: be frank with you?
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  Speaker 9: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Who is frank? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 9: That?
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  Speaker 2: Honest?
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  Speaker 7: Like just like let me be steve with you, tell.
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  Speaker 1: You how I really feel, let me just be all right?
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  Speaker 13: Listen, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 13: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank back.
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  Speaker 10: Right after this you're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for nep, you.
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  Speaker 7: Didn't fall and you ain't getting no money. Man, Let's
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  Speaker 7: go get.
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  Speaker 16: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to reach a Glinda An Please, how you doing.
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  Speaker 7: My name is Brad. I'm actually with the A and
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  Speaker 7: C Department Accidents and Conditions. Wanted to give you a
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  Speaker 7: call and see how you're doing this morning. I'm just sorry,
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  Speaker 7: great great Now. I am the uh, the Accident and
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  Speaker 7: condition coordinated, the last person that it goes to before
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  Speaker 7: actually issuing out a check, and just wanted to give
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  Speaker 7: you a call and see how everything is going going.
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  Speaker 7: Have you Have you been to the doctor on your fall,
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  Speaker 7: and just wanted to do a follow up with you
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  Speaker 7: and make sure everything is okay.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, everything is just fine.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 7: This is just a random procedure of all the notes
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  Speaker 7: that I have to write down, and like I said,
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  Speaker 7: this is the final step of getting you out of check. Now,
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  Speaker 7: the last heard you were offered two thousand dollars? Is
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  Speaker 7: that correct?
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  Speaker 16: If you were there, you go as to the supervisor.
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  Speaker 16: You wouldn't know all that if you were there.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I'm just looking at the file that I have, Man,
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  Speaker 7: I don't have everything you've got.
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  Speaker 16: That wrote down. That's what they offered.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, I've also been brought some other records. Is this
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  Speaker 7: the first time you've had an incident of actually falling?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, that's my first time.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Well, actually, what we're doing looking over the records here,
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  Speaker 7: I've got some actual incidents that it seems like you've
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  Speaker 7: actually fallen several times in other places. And what I'm
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  Speaker 7: having to do here, ma'am, is let you know that
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  Speaker 7: I am not going to sign off on this at all.
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  Speaker 7: So the money that has been offered to you, I
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  Speaker 7: am no longer going to be. I'm not going to
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  Speaker 7: confirm this check to go out to you. I don't
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  Speaker 7: think that there's anything wrong with you. I don't think
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  Speaker 7: that you have a problem. I think that there's something
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  Speaker 7: that you deliberately did in one of our stores.
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  Speaker 16: I could cure less about what you think what happened
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  Speaker 16: was that was on the floor. I feel I'm day
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  Speaker 16: gonna have to pay for the claim either way it go.
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  Speaker 7: No, we're not going to act, ma'am. What I'm gonna
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  Speaker 7: have to do is get you to come down and.
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  Speaker 9: Sign uh an agreement nowhere.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm gonna need you to come down and sign
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  Speaker 7: an agreement that you actually made this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: Up, and I need that.
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  Speaker 16: I'm not coming nowhere.
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  Speaker 7: Look, ma'am, I don't care if you come down or
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  Speaker 7: I have to come down and haul your tin, because
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  Speaker 7: I'm not signing over a check to you for somebody
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  Speaker 7: that deliberately laid down in the floor and act like
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  Speaker 7: something was.
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  Speaker 16: Wrong with them, deliberately done.
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  Speaker 4: How exactly did it was?
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  Speaker 16: Witnesses? You need to talk to them.
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  Speaker 2: I've spoken to every witness and you know what, ma'am.
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  Speaker 16: Everyone thank you to witness because my friend was spoken
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  Speaker 16: to her.
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  Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that assume that you're lying.
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  Speaker 16: Well, I don't care what they assume.
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  Speaker 7: Man, let me explain something. We can take this thing further.
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  Speaker 7: I even have you on video actually deliberately laying down
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  Speaker 7: in the middle of the floor as if you have.
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  Speaker 4: No I am not man.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to give you two thousand.
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  Speaker 5: We're not going to give you two dollars.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Brad with the A n C Department.
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  Speaker 16: Well, you want him job too much? Go loong because
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  Speaker 16: you're a fool.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, I'm not a fool. I want to make
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  Speaker 7: sure that you understand. I want to make sure that
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  Speaker 7: you understand that this is not something that you can
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  Speaker 7: do or continue to do.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: I want to hear it out of your mouth. You
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  Speaker 7: tell me, did you lay down on that floor deliberately?
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  Speaker 16: You claim you think I'm finished city here and tell
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  Speaker 16: you I deliberately laid down in the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Am I crazy? Crazy for you to sit here and
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  Speaker 2: tell me.
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  Speaker 16: The track them to sell that it as all?
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  Speaker 7: No, deliberately laid down on that floor, and you're deliberately
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  Speaker 7: trying to get two thousand dollars worth of money that
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  Speaker 7: does not belong to you.
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  Speaker 16: What you just review the damn k then and you
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  Speaker 16: will see what he would you like.
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  Speaker 7: For me to get authorities to come over, ma'am and
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  Speaker 7: bring you in, because what.
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  Speaker 16: Wom you want to get it?
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  Speaker 2: If I need to send authorities.
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  Speaker 16: Down there, man, you send them over here. I'm scared
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  Speaker 16: of them either. I don't.
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  Speaker 7: They're gonna bring you in and you're gonna sign this
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  Speaker 7: form I have then deliberately lay down on that floor.
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  Speaker 2: You a food the nerve of you black people.
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  Speaker 16: I'm not coming in. I'm not signing nothing now. What
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  Speaker 16: you tell now, I don't know. I ain't never.
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  Speaker 7: Heard that you come now now, I want you to
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  Speaker 7: bring your little narrow black behind in here so we
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  Speaker 7: can get this stuff rectified as what I want done.
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  Speaker 16: Are you crazy, your dasker, You ain't the sharpest tool
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  Speaker 16: in the shad. I tell you that I'm not coming in.
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  Speaker 16: I don't know what some would have to come.
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  Speaker 7: In fut I want you to sign a form that
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  Speaker 7: you deliberately lay down in this floor and it was
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  Speaker 7: all fictitious.
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  Speaker 16: No wonder would I do something like that and then
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  Speaker 16: go to jail.
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  Speaker 2: Why would you lay down in the floor in the
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  Speaker 2: in the first place, and when you know nothing.
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  Speaker 16: I told you I didn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes she did, Yes you did. It was in front
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  Speaker 2: of you. I can look in your eyes and tell
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  Speaker 2: when you're lying.
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  Speaker 16: I'm told you. I told you what happened. That's all that.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, can I say let me say one more hello?
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: Call it right back, come out. I don't want to
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: continue to go back and forth.
• 19:16
  Speaker 16: Look, Look, you're really pissed. I told you what happened.
• 19:20
  Speaker 16: I'm not gonna keep on telling you that. I don't
• 19:22
  Speaker 16: know why you keep calling me. Let me speak to
• 19:24
  Speaker 16: your damn supervisor.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: Let me say well, first of all, man, First of all,
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: I am the supervisor.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: This is what I want. I think we can get this, Cort.
• 19:31
  Speaker 16: Look what the I'm gonna come in time.
• 19:34
  Speaker 7: What's what I want you to do? If you come
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: down and sign it out together?
• 19:37
  Speaker 16: You think I'm goin to come and sign some papers
• 19:40
  Speaker 16: saying I laid on the floor and ain't None of
• 19:43
  Speaker 16: that truth was on the floor. I felt. That's it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 16: That's all. Now what the are you talking about?
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: Have you been drinking?
• 19:51
  Speaker 16: Have you been drinking a list you've been drinking. I
• 19:54
  Speaker 16: want to got doing anything well I do on my
• 19:57
  Speaker 16: own personal time?
• 19:59
  Speaker 14: Is my franky?
• 20:02
  Speaker 16: Don't keep calling me with that still hurt and you
• 20:06
  Speaker 16: telling that you ain't gonna give me no money. You
• 20:08
  Speaker 16: crain't up, damn gonna get some money. They should hate
• 20:11
  Speaker 16: that step off the flow. Then I wonder you having
• 20:15
  Speaker 16: a ghostro None of this you have I've been drinking, Glinda.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say one more thing to you and then
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna let you go.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: This is nephew Timmy from a Steve Harvey Morning show.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: You just got prayed.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: By your brother Jay t O James, James baby James
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: Kid James.
• 20:36
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna get him when he gets home.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: This is nephew, Tommy, how you doing, baby?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: You stand your ground.
• 20:43
  Speaker 16: Baby.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Everybody here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:48
  Speaker 16: We love you, Glinda, Okay, thank you, I love you too.
• 20:52
  Speaker 13: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next A love Officers.
• 20:58
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 21:01
  Speaker 13: All right, here we go, It is time to ask
• 21:03
  Speaker 13: the clo. This one's from Alana in Memphis. Alana writes,
• 21:08
  Speaker 13: I'm a fifty four year old divorced female and I'm
• 21:11
  Speaker 13: dating a guy that my aunt hooked me up with.
• 21:14
  Speaker 13: We were sitting in my yard relaxing and he was
• 21:17
  Speaker 13: playing on his phone when all of a sudden, I
• 21:19
  Speaker 13: heard sex sounds coming from his phone. I got up
• 21:22
  Speaker 13: to see what he was watching, and it was a
• 21:24
  Speaker 13: dark and dirty sex video. He said, my aunt sent
• 21:28
  Speaker 13: it to him. Why would my aunt send him a
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: porn video? Do I need to see how close their
• 21:35
  Speaker 13: relationship really is?
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know me for I don't even understand why
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: you calling in what.
• 21:46
  Speaker 8: Everybody was right there? You was in the yard, relaxing,
• 21:50
  Speaker 8: yaunt was over there. She sent him the video.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: She missed her window.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could have cleared it with everybody right there.
• 21:57
  Speaker 12: So I don't know say you have to be pretty
• 22:01
  Speaker 12: close friends.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be my key.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: But if you don't.
• 22:06
  Speaker 8: But if you think people who's seeing porno movies out
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: don't lie, you you dealing with wrong people.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: A lot of us, I mean a lot of people watch.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Poor educational Actually.
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: It is you learn?
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I thank you guys. Are you're missing the
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: point a little bit?
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: All right, We're moving on.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Deanna.
• 22:28
  Speaker 13: Deanna in Las Vegas says, I'm in my mid thirties
• 22:31
  Speaker 13: and I like to think of myself as a freaky Christian.
• 22:34
  Speaker 13: I met a man in church and I'm trying to
• 22:37
  Speaker 13: figure out what's wrong with him. He's very well endowed,
• 22:40
  Speaker 13: and I am praying for the day he unleashes the beast.
• 22:44
  Speaker 13: I don't think it will ever happen because he's so
• 22:47
  Speaker 13: sensitive to my touch.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: If I touch.
• 22:49
  Speaker 13: Him or it, it drives him crazy. How can I
• 22:53
  Speaker 13: get started if I can't give him my extra SPRESIALDS
• 22:57
  Speaker 13: pre show treatment.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Please advise, Christian.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: What is you writing us for? You know, you the
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: one that's a freaking Christian? How did you get the reputation?
• 23:09
  Speaker 8: What do you need help from us for? Nobody on
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: this show is as label theyselves as the freaking Christian
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: and you're a freaking Christian.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: But now you got questions on how to be freaking
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: You need to ask some more freaking people.
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: You know, maybe you need to give up the title. Yeah,
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: why don't you just try Christian.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: For a while.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: She sounds pretty proud of that though.
• 23:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but you ain't that freaking because you don't even
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: know what to do. Now you're calling in to the people.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Ain't know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: None of us said we're freaking Christian. Now you don't
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: call in us and get some damn advice if.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: You freaking shows a freak and Christians, we don't have
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: to titles combination and.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: It's asked the clo not asking.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't got nothing funny. I don't know what
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: you need to do to him.
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: Hell, you're mad, Steve, Yeah, maybe you ain't all And
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: I hold on, hey, freaking Christian, Maybe you ain't freaky enough. Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: maybe your title is a little overrated to him.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's something, all right. Moving on, Paul atte and.
• 24:19
  Speaker 13: Charlotte says, I'm dating a man that tried to be romantic,
• 24:24
  Speaker 13: but it went left real quick. He ran my bath
• 24:28
  Speaker 13: water and poured me some wine. The water wasn't warm enough,
• 24:31
  Speaker 13: so I had to add hot water. I finally got
• 24:33
  Speaker 13: the water right and I was soaking. Then he brought
• 24:37
  Speaker 13: his naked behind in there and slid into my bathwater.
• 24:40
  Speaker 13: I think that this is very unsanitary, and it darned
• 24:43
  Speaker 13: sure isn't romantic to me. I got out of the
• 24:47
  Speaker 13: tub and took a shower because I felt dirtier than
• 24:49
  Speaker 13: I did before my bath. He told me I'm hard
• 24:52
  Speaker 13: to please, and I'm rude.
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: Am I really?
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I thank you all. You know, the man run
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: your bath water? He coming there to getting the bath
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: toob Now, he too nasty, but you lay up with
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: him later on. I don't understand you can't take a
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: bath with him because you felt dirty with what what?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Let's both come out of here clean, but that you know,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: it ain't like.
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: He took a bath like we used to do when
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: we was little, because we didn't have a big hot
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: water tank.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, you had to use the same water.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: You had to get on in there.
• 25:27
  Speaker 13: Oh you mean after a person got out, Yeah, with
• 25:31
  Speaker 13: a load of clothes in there with a load of clothes.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: He takes it to a whole other level.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: So you agree with him that she's hard to please
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: and she's rude.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, you know, lady, what you want? Dogs? Man,
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: he tried to get his big self in there. What
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: you what you think? What she thinks?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: It's too much sanitary?
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: Okay, Well, you know there's sex scenes all the time.
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: People take basketball all the time. You know, I don't
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: know what you think you'all gonna be doing later on,
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: but you know it's gonna be gonna be a little
• 26:05
  Speaker 8: bit mold in bath water.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, shame your turn.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Do you have a question for.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, I do have a question. You are with the
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: woman a partner. Man is with the woman who is
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: way more freakier than he is ready to be. How
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: does he get out of this relationship? I mean, she's
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: really freaky, she really freaky. No Christian in this at all,
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: Nothing Christian about this.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: How some time I just had to go on and
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: just that one time, just gone and get your whole
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: self toe out. You just had to gone and just
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: get yourself turned inside out. You got the one time
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: you just got to take it like a man. But
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: you're gonna be in there making him like like you're
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: gonna be hyper ventilating you're gonna you're gonna suck in
• 26:59
  Speaker 8: a lot win because when they're doing real freaky stuff,
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: you do this.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: He a lie? Are you wait?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Are you allowed to cry? If it's like wait painful?
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: If you cry? Wait? Wait wait stop stop stop it wait?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Sounds like a tear is about to come out?
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: Are you Jesus?
• 27:29
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I need you know? You sent me down here?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Is it supposed to burn?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Like? What's going on?
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: What is the hot stick for what you're doing?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know what is that?
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Stop beating me? No, I don't like that on my mouth?
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: What you're doing?
• 27:59
  Speaker 12: All right?
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: Thank you? You see la?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not rabbing this on you right there.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here.
• 28:05
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: It is time for something funny.
• 28:12
  Speaker 13: When you know it's time to go back to church,
• 28:14
  Speaker 13: it's time, you know when it's time to go back
• 28:17
  Speaker 13: to the church.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is set up.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: When you know it is time to take your butt
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: back to church? You know, I mean, you get up
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: and you go whoa? I need to go get somebody
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: needs to.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Lay hands on me right now.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here? When you
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: wake up? And you went somebody and you don't know
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: their name. It is time to go.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Who you talk about backsliding?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Uh huh yeah, how long we've been laying?
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: Why I got hands?
• 29:02
  Speaker 11: You try to go back to church? When you wake
• 29:04
  Speaker 11: up and just bike box. You can't explain nothing. Who
• 29:10
  Speaker 11: I'm doing too much? I'm doing to You.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Know, it's time to go back to church.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Time to that church.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: When you wake up and you got her phone home?
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: What the hell were you?
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: And it's backwards? You have to in the back and
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: in the back, pard.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: In the front.
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: That's a crazy visual. That's a crazy visual right there.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what it's.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Time for you to go back to church.
• 29:44
  Speaker 8: When you're starting to look at your boys, grandmama is
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: starting to feel sometime.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah right, who is that next?
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: You?
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I never felt that way? All right? This one? You
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: know it's time to go back to the church.
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: When you see spake mark on your behind and you
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: don't know how they got that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: You came?
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't tell it's time.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? Did you no?
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: And it's a man hand.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: That's pretty rough, pretty rough, I tell you.
• 30:32
  Speaker 12: This the way you know it's time to good church.
• 30:34
  Speaker 11: It's actually heavy the next day when your lights water
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: and gays get turned on the same day, you can't
• 30:41
  Speaker 11: do nothing.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: It's time.
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: You know it's time to go back when you wake
• 30:47
  Speaker 7: up and your whole chest is pierced, the Lord back church.
• 31:04
  Speaker 17: On.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Time for you to go back to church. You've been
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: arguing with this fine girl for I don't ahead of.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: Trying to convince her that ain't no way y'all can because.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: We're not really cousins.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Now, come on, how you think that we're down to
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: the fifth the fifth head.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: It's trying to go back to church. You know it's
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: time to go back to church.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: When you wake up with a tattoo that says Veronica
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: and you don't know that name.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: It's time to go back church.
• 31:47
  Speaker 12: It's time to go back to church.
• 31:50
  Speaker 11: Where you start stalking anybody, oh little women off talking
• 31:54
  Speaker 11: about everywhere they are.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Son, is.
• 32:02
  Speaker 15: Time.
• 32:03
  Speaker 7: It's time to go back to church. You had a
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: wonderful night with a woman. You wake up and passed
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: by the bathroom and she's standing up in What help me?
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Lord? You wake up in the morning.
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: This is how you know it's really you got it?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: You wake up in the morning. Yeah, it's eight.
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: Eight open condom rappers in the bed.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: You have no idea you did that though?
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: You You know it's time to go back to church.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: When you wake up with a glass eye.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: You're holding a glass eye.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Out of nowhere, nowhere, it's time to go back to church.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Run around looking at ok yeah, where did that get
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: a glass?
• 33:33
  Speaker 12: It's really time to go back to church.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 33:36
  Speaker 11: When you wake up outside, it's somebody else's driveway.
• 33:40
  Speaker 12: You have no idea.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: That's pretty Yeah, that's pretty.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: That's pretty rough. You know it's it's time to go
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: back to church.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: When you wake up and everybody around you got clue
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: cut clan.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Hood, what did I do?
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: Time for you to go back to church. You wake up,
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: you got a pentagon drawing on your chest, and you
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: gotta entitled ten cool things about Satan.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: You need to get.
• 34:30
  Speaker 4: You know it's back to church. You know it's time
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: to go back to church.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: When you wake up with peanut butter all over your body.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: No jelly, no jelly, one more.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: An, it's time time to get on back up in them.
• 34:54
  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are.
• 34:58
  Speaker 13: It's time for today's round of would you rather here
• 35:02
  Speaker 13: we go? Would you rather have a partner who is
• 35:05
  Speaker 13: beautiful but has an ugly, ugly personality?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Or would you have a rather have a partner who's.
• 35:13
  Speaker 13: Just Plaine Jane, plain Jane and has just a compatible personality.
• 35:18
  Speaker 13: Everyone loves them, They get along with everyone. Plain Jane,
• 35:23
  Speaker 13: plain Jane with a great personality.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Real.
• 35:31
  Speaker 12: Attitude would make you ugly anyway?
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: Hell really?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to put some new realms on. I've had
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: half of each one of them.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: So what does that mean?
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I've had all the combinations? Are you going to I've
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: had plain j with a glass attitude, really have a
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: glass and the nerve of you?
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: How you think anybody vencla and take this mess? But
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you what Marjorie to me, this is
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: just my opinion.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: It's really really attractive to me.
• 36:16
  Speaker 8: And she has the best personality of any person I've
• 36:20
  Speaker 8: ever met. Marjorie is the closest thing to my mother
• 36:24
  Speaker 8: I've ever met in my life.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: She is that.
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: Marjorie is a sweetheart of a person man, And I
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: really I had to learn how to live with her,
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: how not to blow out her candle because she's so
• 36:34
  Speaker 8: bubbly so much of the time. You know, sometimes I'd
• 36:37
  Speaker 8: be going, hey, hey, pull up little bit, what do
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: you want? Hey, man, stop blowing candles out? Boy, don't
• 36:44
  Speaker 8: be stupid. Boy used to live in the back cave.
• 36:49
  Speaker 18: Remember that's to say, all right, I couldn't see nothing,
• 36:58
  Speaker 18: just bats going by.
• 37:11
  Speaker 8: You ever had a back by your mouth and lips?
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: Damn day, that's what That's what it felt like.
• 37:20
  Speaker 13: No, but I guess you're Are you saying your lips?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? That's all right?
• 37:31
  Speaker 13: Would you would you rather eat a piece of food
• 37:35
  Speaker 13: that was really healthy for you but tasted like garbage?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Or would you rather eat.
• 37:40
  Speaker 13: Something that tasted great and that was just horrible for
• 37:43
  Speaker 13: you made you sick?
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: All of that made you sick? You'd rather eat that
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: something to.
• 37:49
  Speaker 8: Make i't healthy food just trifling all the time. They
• 37:55
  Speaker 8: didn't work for damn id Rather not eat it all?
• 37:58
  Speaker 8: I don't know what groot all gluten free food?
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Need to put the gluten right back in it.
• 38:05
  Speaker 13: You're listening hard morning show, all right? J Anthony Brown
• 38:10
  Speaker 13: is here with comedy Roulette.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: What you got It's so simple, It's very simple. We
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: have to explain.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: I know Steve gets upset, but we have new listeners
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: by the hour, by the hour.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: We actually, yeah, it's.
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: A championship team. Championship team. So it's comedy roulated. Here's
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: how we do it. We take five subjects, put them
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: on a wheel. Spun the wheel. Look at me, Shirley
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: when I said spun fun spun the wheel, spunning around
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: and around where it stops.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: We do the damn thing? What you got?
• 38:40
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 38:41
  Speaker 13: Number one, So you're telling me you don't know how
• 38:43
  Speaker 13: you got naked pictures on your phone. No discussion, The
• 38:50
  Speaker 13: car always comes back on e.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: It all right?
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Number three? What part of you on punishment do you
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: not understand?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: For I see that tooth missing? You see that toothless?
• 39:06
  Speaker 10: How come you won't get it there?
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Number five? Nobody buys a bus pass just to be
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: buying you.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Okay it spun it, spinet cats, let's missing.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Let's do that phone man, that phone.
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: Like this one Number one landed on Number one.
• 39:33
  Speaker 13: You're telling me you don't know how you got naked
• 39:35
  Speaker 13: pictures in.
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: Your have no idea how those pictures get you know what?
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: Just ain't my damn phone?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Look at that?
• 39:42
  Speaker 11: Looking at it?
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: So prompt?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: So phone.
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: Massive fact, I don't know how well she really was
• 39:51
  Speaker 11: showing me was the results of her Mamma grade.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: That I set to.
• 39:57
  Speaker 6: Say that she.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Night you pushing it.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Listen, let'sten, let'sten. Let me just tell you, baby, these
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: are the girls.
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: That are auditioning for the vagina monologue.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: That's all.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: Listen, baby, Come on, man, they don't be like that.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not nicked.
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: What she looked like it she looked.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Next as soon as you're.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Showing to me, and I'll see I she's not nicked.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, not only is she not naked. She was showing
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: me pictures of her bathroom. She just happened to be
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: next when she took the pictures. That's all that is.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: You need some work in the bathroom.
• 40:56
  Speaker 12: Happened to me.
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: For nice cabinets.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 41:06
  Speaker 11: Look, I'm not I don't know how she sent the
• 41:09
  Speaker 11: picture to me because she wants me to show you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 12: Ask you what you think she told me to do.
• 41:14
  Speaker 12: I'm just doing what she told me. She said, show
• 41:17
  Speaker 12: it to you and see what you think.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Now what you think? Baby, baby? Baby? This is this
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: is listen.
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: All these pictures is going into this new thing and
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: I'm opening up online called Pooty Book. Facebook understand the
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: song what it's about.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: You can't do the you can't do the book without
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: the booty. Baby.
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: You're gonna ask me about these Neggard pictures in this phone.
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: She sent them to me so I could give them
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: the Lee Haney for his I'm just trying to help.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Help somebody. He sent me the nexta pictures. She says
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: she got a rash on her back. Did I want
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: to see it? I said, yeah, that's what you ain't
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: nothing you want doctor?
• 42:17
  Speaker 11: My name kir Okay, she was trying to to somebody
• 42:21
  Speaker 11: named kir stand.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Here, stand wrong wrong? B don't know how I couldn't
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: even couldn't close it out.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: I told her I thought I had the measle. She said,
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: you look like.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: That was not like that, baby.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Guys.
• 42:52
  Speaker 13: For this week's version of Comedy Room, Tommy has a braning.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Phone call coming up right after this You're listen.
• 43:01
  Speaker 13: Morning show Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:05
  Speaker 13: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today.
• 43:08
  Speaker 13: The subject he who finds a wife. We'll get into
• 43:12
  Speaker 13: that find out what that's all about, because I have
• 43:15
  Speaker 13: no clue right now. Uh, that's coming up a little later,
• 43:18
  Speaker 13: right now it is time for the nephew in today's
• 43:20
  Speaker 13: prank phone call what you got for?
• 43:22
  Speaker 10: Its new?
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: You know everybody has a work spile he the work
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: wife or work husband. You understand, Yeah, you know. Normally
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: workwives and work husbands they go out and have lunch together,
• 43:34
  Speaker 7: you know, and it just disturbs me while we at lunch.
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: When I'm at lunch with my work wife, her her
• 43:40
  Speaker 7: husband will come calling. Every time we are out to lunch.
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: Here he come calling, disturbed? What do you want?
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Why are you calling every lunch? What is it? You mad?
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna get this train.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm your work wife.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: You get mad when to call?
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah? What do he want? Ain't you had? Well?
• 44:00
  Speaker 18: Far?
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Gonna do what you got to do? What you do?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: What do you want? Counting people? Money? What did you want?
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: You calling? Get these people these home loans and move on.
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: This is work lunch. I think that's what Let's tie
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: level work lunchtime date. I'm sorry, lunchtime date. There you
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: lunchtime date. Let's go catch down, let's cut let's hurry
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: up for car on a divorce.
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: Hello, Hey, I'm trying to speak to uh speak to Allen.
• 44:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah, this is Alan.
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: Who is this? Hey Alan? Yo, this Derek Man.
• 44:34
  Speaker 14: Check us out.
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's.
• 44:37
  Speaker 17: Husband, right yeah, yeah, maybe something wrong?
• 44:39
  Speaker 9: No no, no, no, no no.
• 44:41
  Speaker 16: Work.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: Just like I said this, Derek Man.
• 44:42
  Speaker 17: I work with your wife, Rachel, right you you you're
• 44:45
  Speaker 17: a supervisor or something. I mean you just this about
• 44:47
  Speaker 17: work something. I mean, she's doing a good job and everything.
• 44:49
  Speaker 17: She ain't back no, no, no, no, everything is straight. Man,
• 44:51
  Speaker 17: Ain't nothing wrong with the job. Everything is cool with
• 44:52
  Speaker 17: the job. This right here, man, is like what I noticed.
• 44:56
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 44:57
  Speaker 9: And if you know, it just seems like every single day,
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: you know, while she's on her lunch break, it seems like,
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: you know, you would call and and and uh and
• 45:06
  Speaker 9: then blocked up the whole hour of her lunch break.
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: And actually, you know, just be real, man, I'm just
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: trying to come correct with you. It just seemed like
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: you just cut in on all the time that I
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: have that I had with her.
• 45:16
  Speaker 16: Well.
• 45:17
  Speaker 17: Well, whoa, whoa, whoa ho hold up, hold.
• 45:19
  Speaker 14: Up, hold up, bro, wait you what you doing at
• 45:23
  Speaker 14: lunch with my lady?
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: Son? Like I said, you know, we just we're just
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: spending time, you know, doing lunchtime. But it just seems
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: so rude.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: You know that rude?
• 45:32
  Speaker 14: Rude you you Okay. First of all, that's my lady, Okay,
• 45:35
  Speaker 14: I can call her whenever the I feel like calling that.
• 45:37
  Speaker 14: That's I pay for them, deil. I bought that iPhone
• 45:40
  Speaker 14: five I could get call whenever please.
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 45:43
  Speaker 14: Secondly, you ain't got no business being with a married
• 45:47
  Speaker 14: woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date. Ye're supposed
• 45:50
  Speaker 14: to be a work No, we are at work.
• 45:52
  Speaker 9: We call, like I said, we call workers. You know,
• 45:55
  Speaker 9: it just seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: in front of her. You know, we're supposed to be
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: having lunch together, she's talking to you the hole.
• 46:01
  Speaker 14: Okay, what's your name?
• 46:02
  Speaker 16: Game?
• 46:03
  Speaker 14: Name there there there?
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: All right, Derek?
• 46:04
  Speaker 14: You work at the same building up, Okay, you you
• 46:06
  Speaker 14: will work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah, I
• 46:08
  Speaker 14: mean at the job, y'all working the same flows. I'm
• 46:10
  Speaker 14: goin to come and see you. You kings about to
• 46:11
  Speaker 14: jump off way way different for you, straight up.
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, So don't let me ask you something. Man, What
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: is the big deal? I'm just trying to Okay, you
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: act like you don't see her, You like you don't
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: see her when she gets home. You know so, well,
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: why is it so important that you waste a whole
• 46:26
  Speaker 9: hour of bloodshime holding.
• 46:29
  Speaker 14: Up a waste I'm talking to my lady. Okay, you
• 46:32
  Speaker 14: understand that. Why don't you go out there and get
• 46:35
  Speaker 14: and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up
• 46:37
  Speaker 14: in front of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked
• 46:40
  Speaker 14: down the aisle with that. We got kids, we got
• 46:42
  Speaker 14: a house, we take caaded. He helped me hold it down.
• 46:44
  Speaker 14: And this you you you ain't you know? It's like
• 46:49
  Speaker 14: you if you don't ever want to come in and
• 46:52
  Speaker 14: do what they got, some always want to come in
• 46:54
  Speaker 14: and somebody else, wife, And why want you do this?
• 46:58
  Speaker 14: Take take the advice and see what have have worked
• 47:00
  Speaker 14: for you. Go to the church, library, grocery store, whatever
• 47:06
  Speaker 14: to find your debt and you get you a chick.
• 47:10
  Speaker 14: You get her for a minute, You caught her for
• 47:12
  Speaker 14: a minute. You wrote MANU for men. That's what real
• 47:15
  Speaker 14: men do. You know what I'm saying. That's what I did.
• 47:16
  Speaker 14: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's the that's
• 47:20
  Speaker 14: my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front
• 47:22
  Speaker 14: of lunch with us every day for the past year.
• 47:26
  Speaker 14: I'll tell you what, bro, It may not be today,
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: it may be tomorrow, but soon soon you gonna see
• 47:32
  Speaker 14: me me and you're gonna have none of this phone conversation.
• 47:35
  Speaker 14: It's gonna be a face to face you all.
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: I'm man, I ain't trying to come between y'all and
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: all I'm done, okay, Like I'm saying, I'm not trying
• 47:45
  Speaker 9: to come between y'all. I'm just saying, if every day
• 47:47
  Speaker 9: you call him, man.
• 47:48
  Speaker 14: What do you want? That's life supposed to talk to
• 47:52
  Speaker 14: every guy day. That's what a real do. You don't
• 47:55
  Speaker 14: know that because you are You ain't no real. All
• 47:59
  Speaker 14: you know about it trying to holler at some street.
• 48:02
  Speaker 14: You don't know what it ins to put in work
• 48:04
  Speaker 14: like a real man do, to actually hold down a home,
• 48:07
  Speaker 14: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids, and fixing
• 48:10
  Speaker 14: the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing about that.
• 48:14
  Speaker 14: All you know about is you know, roch wife can't
• 48:16
  Speaker 14: even go to work. But I like you trying to
• 48:19
  Speaker 14: step in and don't mean no guy, but that's okay.
• 48:22
  Speaker 14: Like I promise you I won't be there. You're gonna
• 48:25
  Speaker 14: see me, and I'm gonna see you.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: You know.
• 48:27
  Speaker 14: I'll tell you what this house is gonna go. It
• 48:29
  Speaker 14: may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna
• 48:31
  Speaker 14: go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you gonna see me,
• 48:34
  Speaker 14: and I'm gonna see you and I.
• 48:38
  Speaker 9: What's your son?
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: That means I would come see you by tomorrow? Son
• 48:43
  Speaker 14: me and you Derek. That's your name, right, Dereka?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: My name is there?
• 48:48
  Speaker 9: Yes?
• 48:49
  Speaker 8: You don't.
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: I always want to people smiley face in my wife's face.
• 48:53
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna deal with Rachel when I see it.
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: He can.
• 48:55
  Speaker 14: Please believe that. Please believe that. Talk to about a
• 48:58
  Speaker 14: little friend at lunch and like, how give my up anyway?
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: I got your number? How to raise your phone? But
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: that's besides about bunch.
• 49:07
  Speaker 14: Starma, y'all. Ain't that cool? I don't think. I ain't
• 49:10
  Speaker 14: never heard of no dance before the day and what
• 49:12
  Speaker 14: set you're calling me talking about? You was at lunch
• 49:13
  Speaker 14: every day with wife and you a dog.
• 49:17
  Speaker 9: It's a friendly lunch date, is what it is.
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: How you just do friendly? I know about all that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 14: You ain't fooling me. I know, like you who pray
• 49:27
  Speaker 14: on married women all the time because they like you.
• 49:31
  Speaker 14: But that's like I said, it's gonna change fining shoes.
• 49:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, don here's here's what you don't know. What you
• 49:37
  Speaker 9: don't know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing.
• 49:39
  Speaker 14: Up on the more than me Tommy tom who Tommy Tommy.
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: Is always pushing up on her? Tommy the one you
• 49:47
  Speaker 9: need to be worried about.
• 49:49
  Speaker 14: You have Tommy who who the Tommy any dog dog.
• 49:53
  Speaker 9: Dog nephew Tommy.
• 49:54
  Speaker 14: Man, check this out.
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy from the Steel Hall and Morning Show.
• 49:59
  Speaker 9: Your wife Rachel got me the prank phone call you. Oh.
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: I can't believe y'all did this. May Oh.
• 50:11
  Speaker 14: I could have come down and.
• 50:14
  Speaker 16: You are man.
• 50:15
  Speaker 14: Man, I am now well you don't I gonna burn
• 50:20
  Speaker 14: that building down. You don't even know. I'm like, Pete,
• 50:24
  Speaker 14: tell me this. This is my prediction. Somebody gonna pick
• 50:27
  Speaker 14: you up for real. You just you play too much? Man,
• 50:31
  Speaker 14: y'all trip it?
• 50:32
  Speaker 9: Oh hey, man, take it out. You got to tell
• 50:34
  Speaker 9: me this. Man, what is the baddest radio show in
• 50:37
  Speaker 9: the lane?
• 50:38
  Speaker 14: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 50:39
  Speaker 17: Man.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Of course, all your work spouses out there.
• 50:46
  Speaker 13: Y'all know how I I'm mad because you're at work
• 50:51
  Speaker 13: with someone else's wife and their husband keeps calling.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: You outright, you outright? Time to say when we at work, Yes.
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:11
  Speaker 13: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 51:13
  Speaker 13: if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting
• 51:17
  Speaker 13: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HARVEYFM
• 51:21
  Speaker 13: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter because guess what
• 51:25
  Speaker 13: you hear that this could be your letter.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: You never know we could be reading yours live All.
• 51:30
  Speaker 11: Right, ladies and doing It's time for the Strawberry Letter
• 51:32
  Speaker 11: with my good friend, Shirley Strawberry.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Junior, my good friend. Subject he who finds
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: a wife. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in need of advice.
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: I'm a thirty six year.
• 51:43
  Speaker 13: Old divorced man and I'm engaged to be married. I'm
• 51:48
  Speaker 13: a middle school teacher and I have two children by
• 51:50
  Speaker 13: my first marriage. My wife is also a teacher at
• 51:53
  Speaker 13: the same school, and we divorced after.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to say it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 10: I'm going to say it. This is crazy, right.
• 52:07
  Speaker 13: We divorced after I caught her cheating on me in
• 52:10
  Speaker 13: her car with the track coach at our school.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: Uhh, what.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: After the scandal.
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: He transferred to a high school and my ex wife
• 52:23
  Speaker 13: married him. It was hell to have to work with
• 52:26
  Speaker 13: her after she moved on with the guy that she
• 52:29
  Speaker 13: cheated on me with. One day, she came into my
• 52:31
  Speaker 13: classroom and begged me to give her a minute to talk.
• 52:35
  Speaker 13: Then she started crying and asked for my forgiveness, but
• 52:38
  Speaker 13: I was not ready to forgive her. She grabbed me
• 52:41
  Speaker 13: and started kissing on me, and all of the feelings
• 52:45
  Speaker 13: I had for her came back. We had sex in
• 52:49
  Speaker 13: the storage closet in my classroom, and I did not
• 52:53
  Speaker 13: use protection. After the sex, she said she wanted to
• 52:57
  Speaker 13: get her family back together, and she asked me to
• 53:00
  Speaker 13: break up with her fiance. With my fiance, I felt
• 53:03
  Speaker 13: like crap because I never wanted to cheat on my fiance,
• 53:07
  Speaker 13: and for the next few weeks I avoided my ex
• 53:09
  Speaker 13: wife and ignored her calls. She popped back up in
• 53:13
  Speaker 13: my classroom a week ago and I asked her to leave.
• 53:16
  Speaker 13: She blurted out that she's pregnant and it's my child.
• 53:21
  Speaker 13: Then she said, we need to get our family back
• 53:23
  Speaker 13: together for the baby's sake. This woman cheated on me
• 53:27
  Speaker 13: and broke my heart, and I made a big mistake
• 53:29
  Speaker 13: by having sex with her. I'm a great father, so
• 53:32
  Speaker 13: I want to do what's right. I always thought when
• 53:35
  Speaker 13: a man finds a wife, he finds a good thing.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: But not in this case.
• 53:39
  Speaker 13: What am I supposed to do now? Please help? Well,
• 53:42
  Speaker 13: she wants you to leave your fiance, but has she
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: left her husband? The track coach. All right, you didn't
• 53:50
  Speaker 13: mention the timeline here, but this sounds like it kind
• 53:53
  Speaker 13: of happened really fast. From the time you caught her cheating,
• 53:57
  Speaker 13: it's been NonStop craziness. At least the coach had sense
• 54:02
  Speaker 13: enough to move on to another school, and with his
• 54:06
  Speaker 13: all the way wrong self, let's just say that all
• 54:09
  Speaker 13: the way wrong. The other thing is, I wouldn't believe
• 54:11
  Speaker 13: a word, not a word that came out of your
• 54:14
  Speaker 13: ex wife's mouth about being pregnant.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: I just wouldn't believe it. Without any receipts, she'd have
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: to show me something.
• 54:21
  Speaker 13: She's already proven herself to be a liar and the
• 54:23
  Speaker 13: cheater and a very untrustworthy person. She betrayed you, and
• 54:27
  Speaker 13: she did it with the teacher at the same school,
• 54:30
  Speaker 13: the track coach. Come on, now, she had no regard
• 54:33
  Speaker 13: at that time, no respect for you. The kids, none
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: of that. When it was going down, you know, the
• 54:39
  Speaker 13: only way to find out the truth is to get
• 54:42
  Speaker 13: a DNA test. But the thing is your fiance could
• 54:46
  Speaker 13: find out about that, and that could create more drama,
• 54:49
  Speaker 13: more mess, Not to mention you would hurt her deeply.
• 54:53
  Speaker 13: I'm assuming you haven't told her and she knows nothing
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: right now. The question is, though, do you still love
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: your ex wife and do you want to get back
• 55:01
  Speaker 13: together with her?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Deep down?
• 55:03
  Speaker 13: You haven't said one way or the other. And you
• 55:05
  Speaker 13: got to remember now, she cheated way below the belt
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: on you and broke up your family, the kids, everything.
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: She left you guys, and went with this guy that
• 55:14
  Speaker 13: she cheated on you with. The thing is, maybe you
• 55:17
  Speaker 13: will be ready to forgive her one day, even if
• 55:20
  Speaker 13: it's just for the children's sake, But can you ever
• 55:23
  Speaker 13: forget what she did?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think you're going to
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: be able to forget that.
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: So I say take some time to make your next move,
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: and make your next move be your best move, because
• 55:33
  Speaker 13: you can still be a great father if this truly
• 55:37
  Speaker 13: is your baby, even if you and your wife are
• 55:40
  Speaker 13: no longer together.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: She's trifling. You got to put that in there, your
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: trifling ex wife, Steve.
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: All right, this letter right here, I don't I wouldn't
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: even have to write the letter. If I were you,
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: I really wouldn't bro because this is a no brainer
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: for me. You're thirty six, you divorced, and you gage
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: to be married. That's all that matters right now. Your
• 56:04
  Speaker 8: middle school teacher, you had two children by your first wife.
• 56:07
  Speaker 8: Your first wife was a teacher at the same school,
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: and you had to get a divorce because you caught
• 56:11
  Speaker 8: this help for cheating on you in her car with
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: the track coach at our school. I don't know where
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  Speaker 8: the car was parked, but wherever it was, this track
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  Speaker 8: coach dumb enough to get in this married woman's car.
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: And then after the scandal, he transferred to a high
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  Speaker 8: school that was to avoid the ass whipping, and my
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: ex wife married him. Then you say it was hell
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  Speaker 8: to have to work with her after she moved on
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  Speaker 8: with the guys she cheated on with you. That's okay.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: I got these as all the facts. Then one day
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: she came your classroom, begged you for a minute to talk.
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  Speaker 8: You started, she started crying. I ask you for forgiveness,
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: but I wasn't ready to forgive it. She grabbed me
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: and started kissing on me, and all the feelings I
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: had for her came back. We had sex in the
• 57:06
  Speaker 8: storage closet in my classroom. I didn't use protection. It
• 57:09
  Speaker 8: all happened so quickly, and she's being very aggressive after
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: it all happened, and then said she wanted to get
• 57:15
  Speaker 8: her family back together and asked me to break up
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  Speaker 8: with my fiance.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't happening.
• 57:21
  Speaker 8: Please break up with your fiance for what? You forgot
• 57:24
  Speaker 8: what this hella did? So what you had sex in
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: the clause and she was in there too, and you
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: got caught up, So what forget about it? Write it off,
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: and now have the lie that you need to produce
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: to continue with your life.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Right after this? Oh there is a lie involved.
• 57:50
  Speaker 10: Here, surprise.
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  Speaker 13: All right, we'll have part too of Steve's response coming
• 57:57
  Speaker 13: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject finds
• 58:00
  Speaker 13: a wife.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening.
• 58:05
  Speaker 13: Morning show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 58:08
  Speaker 13: strawberry letter. The subject is he who finds a wife.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: This letter right here is kind of ridiculous, but I'm
• 58:16
  Speaker 8: gonna try to work with this young man. Thirty six
• 58:18
  Speaker 8: year old divorced man engaged to be married. He's a
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: middle school teacher, got two children by his first marriage,
• 58:24
  Speaker 8: and his first wife was a teacher at the same school.
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: They got a divorce because he caught her cheating on
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: him in her car with the track coach at day school.
• 58:33
  Speaker 8: First of all, in the car is low that's a
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: low wow. After the scandal, he transferred to a high
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: school and my ex wife married him. What and then
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: it was hall to have to come to work with
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: her after she moved on with the guy that she
• 58:47
  Speaker 8: cheated on me with. She got a lot of guts. Man,
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: This is a gutsy, low life chick right here. One
• 58:53
  Speaker 8: day she came to a classroom and begged me to
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: give her a minute talks. She started crying and asked
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: me for forgiveness. I was not ready to forget when
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: she grabbed me and started kissing on me, and all
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: the feelings I had for her cane back. We had
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: sex in the storage closet in my classroom. I ain't
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: used predection. It happened so quickly. She was being very aggressive.
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: After the sex, she said she wanted to get her
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: family back together, and she asked me to break up
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: with my fiance. Wait, wait a minute, where where this
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: come from? Wait a minute, You done came in here.
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: You ain't gave us a timeline, but she didne got married.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: She wanted to get her family back together, so she
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: comes in here to have sex with her ex husband
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: that has a fiance. So obviously both of you all
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: had moved on with your life. I felt like crap
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: because I never wanted to cheat on my fiance. Okay, bruh,
• 59:41
  Speaker 8: it happened. Spured a moment. Shut your damn mouth.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: For the next few weeks, I avoided my ex wife
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: and ignored her calls. She popped back up in my
• 59:50
  Speaker 8: classroom a week ago. I asked her to leave. She
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: blurted out that she's pregnant and it's my child. Ignore that,
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: Oh okay, ignore that. That's bullcrap. She's pregnant by the coach.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: She's decided that she want her family back because her
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: and the coach ain't working out. She saw that you
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: a better man, so now she's devised this scheme to
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: get you back. She came in there to have sex
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: with you. This was not a she planning this and
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: now she comes down, I'm pregnant and it's your child.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: No it ain't.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: Then she said, we need to get our family back
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: together for the baby's sake.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: What baby? What baby? And where her husband in all this?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: Like Shirley said, where's her husband? And all this? Do
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: he know she went in and had sex with you
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: in the closet.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: But I'm gonna tell you what I think is gonna
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 8: happen right here in a second, Hold on, this woman
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: cheated on me, broke my heart. I made a big
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: mistake my having sex with her. I'm a great father,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 8: so I want to do what's right. What the hell
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: does being a great father have to do with any
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: of this? Any of it talking about we need to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: get back together for the baby's sake. For the baby's sake? Dog,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: First of all, you don't know that she's pregnant. Secondly,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: you don't know if it's your baby. Thirdly, this sounds
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 8: like a scam to me. So now I'm a great
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: father that I want to do the right thing. I
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: always thought when a man finds a wife, he finds
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: a good thing, but not in this case.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Your good thing could be your second one or your
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: third one.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 17: You don't know.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: What am I supposed to do?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: Please help? First of all, call her bluff. Don't tell
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 8: your fiance. Say nothing, it never happened. If she bring
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: it up, call her a lie. It never happened. We
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: didn't have sex. I don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: See. Let her go into her home and tell this
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: to the track coach. See that's what see bruh.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: When a person come to lay something on your door
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: step in your house, make sure they got that same
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: information going back to they dose step at they house.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: Let her go tell track coach, who then transferred married her.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: Let her go in there and tell him I that
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: had sex with my ex husband and it's him. But
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: you know why she hasn't told the track coach any
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: of this because she gotta wait and see on you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 8: see what your move gonna be.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: See all this is predicated on your reaction.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: If you say, yeah, let's get our family back together,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: then she gonna go in there with track coach and
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: tell him she cheated on it.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: But she playing a dangerous game. Don't do this, dog.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 8: Tell her having sex with you is the biggest mistake.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 8: I don't believe it's my baby I'm going on with
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: my life and you should do the same with yours.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: Tail track coach, I say, what's happening, and if he
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: come up in my face, he getting that ass whip
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: and he should have gotten in the first place. And
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 8: as far as me and you go, that ain't about nothing.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 15: We're done.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: Thanks for the hot shot in the closet, but it's
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: over the hot shot, that little hot shot we had
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: in the closet. Appreciate you, but that's that was a mistake.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: And my other mistake was thinking you was the wife
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: of my dreams. Now you take all this trickery and
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: laid it on the doorstep of the track coach. And
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you right now I'm not marrying you. I'm
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: moving on with my life. Well, I'm gonna tell your
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: fiance we had sex.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: No we didn't. Her word against ain't no baby and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: dog and when you had a baby.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: Now, paternity tests and it may prove that it's to
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: track coaches, and if it proved that it's yours, then
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: we'll deal with it then.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: But you don't need her as no wife. She weighed
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: too tricky.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: Man and y'all always talking about men wants a Cheatah,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: always a Cheatah?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Who is this chick?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 9: I say?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: Shall talk about men? Always a cheatah wants a Cheatah?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: What about this trick?
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 16: Thank you?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Gun wow oh.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 13: Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Steve Harvey FM and Instagram
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 13: and Facebook.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Check out the Strawberry Letter podcast.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 10: On demands you're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 10: Steve introduced Jay as he murders an.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: A man who has caused me to lose most celebrity friends,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: murdering the hits Jay Anthony Brown.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: As well, you're not gonna lose any friends today, you not.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: This is a great one.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: I held, all right, Today's it this very very dead
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: to me. And I got this from my buddy Steve.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: He said, my wife Wedsday's damn capri pants all the time,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 5: and he's really sick of it. Could you write a
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 5: song letting some of these ladies know that you just
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 5: you can't wear these pants?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: God damn.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 4: Check it out.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: The big girls of sexy, all the meat on the moons.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Some ouples look.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: Good on you.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Some you should leave alone.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean to let you know.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: Girl on steal round or cut someone dressed or tape
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: pants look green as long as those pants are longly
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: love side of breeze gat no one but you was
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: a seed of spressed up below your knees.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 19: They looked at her, not in the onlyes. Those pends
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 19: don't have set some people, but hey, that's his.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 16: You will to learn.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: Let's six times a week subdue me a favorite girl
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: who's burning capries.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 19: They look at them to let the young game you please.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Those pends don't have the longest pendy.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: That's a singing tumprie.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: You will.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 4: That's Mary say and Hannah.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: That's six times a right to me.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 4: You've got it, You've got it.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: You've gotta step Wendles Capri says, to please, they're wearing
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: No one came.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 10: Hey, you really were a singer and you're.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 15: He did that way much, I say famely. You didn't
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 15: lose any friends on that. You didn't lose any friends
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 15: on that one.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: Next week, you're listening morning show.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 13: In today's office topic. Uh, here's a question. Have you
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 13: ever been told just be yourself? Just be yourself and
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 13: you'll be fine and it ended up being horrible advice
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 13: for you. Maybe it was on a first date. Maybe
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 13: you were told to be yourself on your first day.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Of a new job.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 13: So, Steve, I gotta ask you, are there situations that
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 13: you should avoid just being yourself? When you were comfortable
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 13: enough to just be yourself in your relationship? Or were
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 13: you comfortable enough to be just being in your relationship?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: My first, uh, first gig on the radio in La
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: with you the dude that gave me job to man,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: just be yourself. Three days later they surely said, we
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: have enough us in here being his stuff. We need
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 8: to get a radio person in here to control some
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: of it. We need surely get internet. When you need
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 8: to do a time Doug, I didn't do time check.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: I never announced what station you're listening to. If you
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: hear my voice, ain't you listening to the station? Whereas
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: I got to come in and say this, paut So
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: you have to say the call letters to let them know. Boy,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 8: how you hearing me say the call letters? If your station.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Ain't on this.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Start, its logical to you.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: But just check and then and then and then.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 8: In La the traffic, I didn't understand that it's rush hour,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 8: the four five.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: It's packed every damn date, every time.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: At two days time, Hey, we have to go to
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: a commercial at eighteen after But I'm talking though.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they put Shirley Strawberry on the radio.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: And when I first met Shirley, I thought she was attractive,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: but I didn't care for her because I said, you know,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 8: like me, just tell me what to do.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 13: Yeah, he didn't like me because he had nothing to
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 13: do with my hiring. They it's exactly true what he's saying.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: No, they just put her in that. They ain't asked
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: me nothing. I looked at him.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: He asked me ya for a while to come in
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to listen to the show, to listen.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: He actually had no control over you, sir. Let's let's
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: let's just call it what it is, sir. He had
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: no control over you. You were hired by somebody else.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: He had nothing to do with your high.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: You know, I love it. I love it.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 10: Radio radio show.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I said, what are you doing?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: So I said, baby girl, baby girl, stop saying all
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: that I'm talking. She said, we have to go to
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: break right now.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: I'm doing And you know what the sad party is.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Not much has changed here.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: We are well now works some time now because I
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 8: still what sponsorship.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I didn't get you fought it.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you still want to you just say almost another job?
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: I really, you know, I lied to get all my
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 8: other jobs before I got into show business. If I'd
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: told the truth, i'd never got hirt. I couldn't beat myself.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: Y'all wouldn't have me. I got criminal record, a criminal background.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: I've been to court. I don't know how many times
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 8: I'm on probation. Ain't nobody fit hand me?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: So I lied.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: I lied on all my applications. I tried to get
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: a job one time at a jewelry store.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: The question was what kind of jewis store? Though? What
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: were we talking about at, like a jewelry store in
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: the mall South? Yeah, something like.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: It was a little little jewelry store. I just saw
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: some watches. I like, Now I'm living going in here
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: and try to work here. And the guy was sitting
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: at the interview he said, have you ever stolen anything before?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: I said, like what, yeah, but I would you know,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: have you ever stolen that? Like like what like you
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: talk tato chips or something like that. I'm admit to that,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 8: but that like, have I stole jewelry?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: No, not yet. That's that's why. So I was just
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: went with it.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 8: Now, Like what he said anything. He said, When I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 8: was little, I used to steal potato chips and stuff.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, as you get the job.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Oh no, he said.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 13: Here, all right, we'll have more of the Steve Robby
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 13: Morning Show coming up at twenty minutes after.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Hary Morning Show.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: It's a fact that some people just get on your
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: last nerve no matter what.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 13: The website Bold has listed a few ways to effectively
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 13: deal with people.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: All right, so, Steve, you are.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 13: A self proclaimed difficult, difficult person. Difficult person. You say
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 13: that's what you are. You were voted that in high school.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: I say it too. Yeah, he's a difficult person here.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 13: So let's see if this is there you go being difficult.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 13: We're going to see if these will help us deal
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 13: us deal with you better. First, it says to take
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 13: a deep breath to everyone, take a deep breath, let
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 13: it out. Then find a common ground to create a bond.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 13: We can use humor if it's appropriate, and that should
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 13: work bode well because you're you're a comedian, or just
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 13: walk away, just walk away.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: We can't walk away on the show, though, so so Tommy, Carla,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you think any of these will work?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 13: With our most difficult person taking a deep breath, walking away,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 13: try to find common ground and create a bond.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: You think, so, guys, they forgot praying.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what else?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 8: All these deep breaths and all these deep breaths and
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 8: make sure you have a mint whatever.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Ain't none of that? You give it up.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: It's just not gonna happen.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: It's who he is.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have more of the sea, More of
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: the Sea.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 13: we will play around would you rather?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: Right after this?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning Show?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 13: All right, guys, here we are. It's time for today's
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 13: round of would you rather? Here we go would you
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 13: rather have a partner who is beautiful but has an
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  Speaker 13: ugly ugly personality?
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  Speaker 1: Or would you have a rather have a partner who's.
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  Speaker 13: Just plain Jane, plain Jane, and has just a combatible personality.
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  Speaker 13: Everyone loves them, They get along with everyone, Plain Jane,
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  Speaker 13: plain Jane with a great personality.
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  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I've been.
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  Speaker 12: So attitude would make you up anyway?
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  Speaker 2: Really ex help put some new realms on it. I've
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  Speaker 2: had half of each one of them.
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  Speaker 1: So what does that mean?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I've had all the compensations are you going to
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  Speaker 8: I've had plain j the glass too, really that boy,
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  Speaker 8: and the nerve of you, how you think LA take
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  Speaker 8: this mess? But but I'm gonna tell you what Marjorie
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  Speaker 8: to me, this suggests, my opinion, is really really attractive
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  Speaker 8: to me. And she has the best personality of any
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  Speaker 8: person I've ever met. Marjorie is the closest thing to
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  Speaker 8: my mother I've ever met in my life. She is that.
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  Speaker 8: Marjorie is a sweetheart of a person man, And I
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  Speaker 8: really I had to learn how to live with her,
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  Speaker 8: how not to blow out her candle because she's so
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  Speaker 8: bubbly so much of the time. You know, sometimes I'll
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  Speaker 8: be going, hey, hey, hold up a little bit what
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  Speaker 8: you want on? So hey, man, stop blowing candles out. Boy,
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  Speaker 8: don't be stupid. Boy used to live in the remember.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great thing to say.
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  Speaker 8: All right, I couldn't see nothing, just bats going back.
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  Speaker 8: You ever had a back flap by your mouth? And damn,
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  Speaker 8: that's what That's what it felt like.
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  Speaker 10: I guess you're are you saying your lips? What are
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  Speaker 10: you saying?
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  Speaker 1: That's all right?
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  Speaker 13: Would you would you rather eat a piece of food
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  Speaker 13: that was really healthy for you but tasted like garbage.
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  Speaker 1: Or would you rather eat something that tasted great and
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  Speaker 1: that was just superrible for you it made you sick?
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  Speaker 4: All of that made you.
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  Speaker 1: Rather something.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't healthy food that's trifling all the time, they
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  Speaker 8: didn't work for day.
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  Speaker 2: Rather eat it all. I don't know what bluten is
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  Speaker 2: all gluten free food. Need to put the gluten right
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  Speaker 2: back in it.
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  Speaker 13: Forty nine minutes after the hour, it's our last break
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  Speaker 13: of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 13: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this break.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we are back. This is our last break
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  Speaker 1: of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Steve.
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  Speaker 1: We're ready for your closing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so happy today.
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  Speaker 8: I want to give you all something that came to me. Uh,
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  Speaker 8: it came to me this morning. I was been in
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  Speaker 8: really over the weekend. I was doing a lot of
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  Speaker 8: prayer for meditating over the weekend, you know, just trying
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  Speaker 8: to recenter myself. You know, sometimes I get a little off,
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  Speaker 8: you know, I see myself sliding off course. I'm forgetting
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  Speaker 8: to be grateful as I should. I start working on
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  Speaker 8: some things that I want to happen.
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  Speaker 2: So badly.
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  Speaker 8: I keep pouring a lot of time into it. I keep,
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  Speaker 8: you know, reviewing my plans and goals, and sometimes you know,
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  Speaker 8: your second guest stuff, and sometimes you spend a lot
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  Speaker 8: of time just scratching your head trying to figure out
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  Speaker 8: your next move. I'm sure everybody can relate to that.
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  Speaker 8: How you sit up in here, man, and some of
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  Speaker 8: your best laid plans seem to be going awrye and
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  Speaker 8: you just can't figure it out. I was sitting up
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  Speaker 8: and somebody sent me this this morning, and then it's
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  Speaker 8: entitled Release, and as I read it, I just want
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  Speaker 8: to share with you the thoughts that I was having
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: when I was reading this thing called Release, and it says,
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  Speaker 8: Heavenly Father, I released to you the burdens that I
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  Speaker 8: have been carrying, burdens that you never intended for me.
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  Speaker 8: Took care you know what I've read that it meant
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  Speaker 8: something to me because a lot of the stuff that's
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  Speaker 8: on us that we can around, who ain't even intend
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  Speaker 8: for us to can around, We just canned around because
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  Speaker 8: we done took it upon ourself to worry about it.
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  Speaker 8: We done took it upon ourself that this is now
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  Speaker 8: this arbatross around our neck when God really didn't intend
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  Speaker 8: for that. You know, other people's problems really ain't your problems.
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  Speaker 8: They can bring it to you, but that don't mean
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  Speaker 8: it's yours. So you end up carrying around stuff that
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  Speaker 8: God never intended for you to carry. You know, like
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  Speaker 8: you hear your grandmama used to say, don't let other
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  Speaker 8: people put they trash in your trash can, cause you
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  Speaker 8: need all that room for your trash, But now you
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  Speaker 8: car around somebody else's. Then it goes on to say,
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  Speaker 8: I cast all my cares upon you, all my worries,
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  Speaker 8: all my fears. You have told me to not be
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  Speaker 8: anxio about anything, but rather to bring everything to you
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  Speaker 8: in prayer with thankfulness. Man, I had forgotten about that,
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  Speaker 8: and when I read that, it reminded me that I
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  Speaker 8: shouldn't be anxious about these deals. I'm working on my
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  Speaker 8: next move, what I need to get done. Why am
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  Speaker 8: I tripping about that? I don't know how it's gonna
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  Speaker 8: turn out anyway. I'm anxious about something that I actually
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: have no control over. So I just said to me, Steve,
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  Speaker 8: just turn this over to who got all this in control,
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  Speaker 8: and let him have it, and be grateful for what
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: you have, And then it says, Father, calm my relentless spirit,
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  Speaker 8: quiet my anxious heart, steal my troubling thoughts, with the
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  Speaker 8: assurance that you are in control.
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  Speaker 2: Man Ain't that cool?
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  Speaker 8: When you turn some over to God and all of
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  Speaker 8: a sudden you have a calmness, a quiet and a
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  Speaker 8: stillness because you ain't got.
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  Speaker 2: To worry about it no more.
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  Speaker 8: Then it says, I let go of my grip upon
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  Speaker 8: the things that have been I've been hanging on to
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  Speaker 8: with open hands. I come to you, I release to
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  Speaker 8: you and will all that I am trying to manipulate.
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  Speaker 8: I release to you all that I'm trying to manipulate.
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  Speaker 8: So if you let go of stuff, if you let
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  Speaker 8: go of a lot of stuff that you're hanging on to, y'all,
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  Speaker 8: you can go to God with open hands. If you
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: go to God with open hands, he got something to
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  Speaker 8: feel now. But if you hanging on and got a
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  Speaker 8: death grip on a whole bunch of stuff that you
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 8: can't do nothing about it, and it's really meaningless, you
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  Speaker 8: ain't got room to receive what He got for you.
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  Speaker 8: So I release to you all that I am trying
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  Speaker 8: to manipulate. I release to you your authority. All that
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  Speaker 8: I am trying to control, I release to your timing
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  Speaker 8: all that I have been striving to make happen. Everything
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  Speaker 8: I've been trying to make happen. I'm gonna let you
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: make it happen. Everything I've been wanting to happen at
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: a certain time. I'm gonna let that happen in your time.
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  Speaker 8: You do it in your time, when it's your will.
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  Speaker 8: For me, it's called release. Just let it go, man,
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  Speaker 8: because you tripping about stuff you really can't control. That's
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  Speaker 8: an amazing thing. Then it says, I thank you for
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  Speaker 8: your promise to sustain me, because that's his promise to
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 8: sustain you, preserve me and God all that I have
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  Speaker 8: entrusted to your keeping. So now when you turn it
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  Speaker 8: over to God and you let him have it, and
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  Speaker 8: you release this grip on this stuff that you have
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  Speaker 8: no control over, and you ask for his calmness and
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 8: your quiet and you release everything to him, guess what,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 8: now you can just trust that you don't put it
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  Speaker 8: in the right hands. You got it in the best hand,
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: so he gonna protect that. Now he watching over it
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: instead of you watching over it. Now, who would you
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 8: rather have watching over something you or God, protect my
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  Speaker 8: heart and mind with your peace, the peace that passes
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  Speaker 8: all under standing.
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  Speaker 2: Father, May your will be done in my life. That
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  Speaker 2: was powerful to.
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  Speaker 8: Me, man, And I read that this morning and I said, Wow,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna share that with everybody, because that really helped
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  Speaker 8: me today. Man, that it allowed me to let go
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  Speaker 8: of something, to let go of stuff that I've been
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: hanging on to trying to make stuff happen. When so
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: much stuff that's out of my control. If you just
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: let it go, turn it over to God and be
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  Speaker 8: all right with it, because he been having you. Why
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 8: would he not have this? But we grab ourselves and
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: we want to be a part of it so much
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: that we end up getting in the way. So I
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: asked that his will be done in my life, in
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 8: your time and in your way, however he want to
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  Speaker 8: do it, and whenever he want to do it, I'm
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: cool with that. Stop being anxious for everything, y'all, step back,
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  Speaker 8: Turn it over to God.
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  Speaker 2: Let him do what he'd do. Talk to God. He'd
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