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Clever Word Play and Bad Grammar - 07.11.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: at all sung looking back to back down, giving them more,
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  Speaker 1: just like theming buck bus things. And it's tough, y'all
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  Speaker 1: to be true. Good to tea the horty guy listening
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  Speaker 1: to me together for stupid Barley, I don't join yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ya join me into period with me. Honey, sat down,
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  Speaker 1: turn ye you you you gotta turn to turn the
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  Speaker 1: turn you love it got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: water wanter go come come on your backdat uh good on,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody y'are listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now one it only Steve Harley got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show yesterday. I started up talking about my personal journey,
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  Speaker 1: and I want to remind you that I'm not saying
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  Speaker 1: this to say, hey, look at me. I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: more saying it to say, hey, here's what happened to
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  Speaker 1: me along the way of making decisions in my way,
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  Speaker 1: and then what happened when I made a transformation. It's
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  Speaker 1: not so much that I made a transformation as it
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  Speaker 1: was that I made a decision to start just you know,
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  Speaker 1: being being a little bit closer to my creator and
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  Speaker 1: having some conversations with him. And that's how it starts.
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  Speaker 1: It starts with some conversations with God. It starts with
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  Speaker 1: opening up to your creator and saying, hey, listen, my bad,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tripping. I've been doing it this way for so long,
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  Speaker 1: and it ain't really really got me to where I
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  Speaker 1: want to be. I know, to some people on the outside,
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  Speaker 1: I appeared to be successful, But I got news for you, man,
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  Speaker 1: Success ain't nothing man, when you ain't happy, and the
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  Speaker 1: appearances of successes is can be quite uh delusional at best.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Prince has a song out there says I
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  Speaker 1: realized in his best disguise, a pretty house don't make
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  Speaker 1: a home. That's one of my favorite lines in one
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  Speaker 1: of his songs, says, I realized, in its best disguise,
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  Speaker 1: at a pretty house, don't make a home. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I may have had the appearances of a
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  Speaker 1: pretty house, but what no home? Man? It ain't. It
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  Speaker 1: ain't where you wanted to live, And it wasn't where
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  Speaker 1: you wanted to pull up to and reside. It really wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: It was. It was some misery. So the transformation started,
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  Speaker 1: y'all when I made a decision and I was saying
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  Speaker 1: to people who have been fans of mine, has followed
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  Speaker 1: my career or kept up with me, or whether you knew,
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  Speaker 1: two thousand five began a very life changing time for me.
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  Speaker 1: It started a little bit before that, but I was
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  Speaker 1: still in in in some some misery. But in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand five my life began to make a drastic change.
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  Speaker 1: And that change occurred, like I've been saying, when I
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  Speaker 1: made a conscious decision to start having more conversations with God.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just trying to share with everybody how basic
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  Speaker 1: and simple that was for me, that to talk to
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  Speaker 1: God a little bit more, to admit that I've wronged,
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  Speaker 1: that I made a couple of bad plays, and I
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  Speaker 1: was asking for forgiveness, and forgiveness wasn't a big a
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  Speaker 1: big part of it for me, because in asking God
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  Speaker 1: for forgiveness of my transgressions and my missteps and my
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  Speaker 1: sins and flaws and all of that, and asking him
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  Speaker 1: for forgiveness, it freed me up from the guilt of like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now got well you know, I mean what people
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  Speaker 1: are gonna say now, you know, man, if you start
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  Speaker 1: talking to God a little bit more, how you how
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  Speaker 1: your close friends gonna feel? Well? I found out a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people wasn't close friends, and that I found
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  Speaker 1: out that a lot of people was around me just
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  Speaker 1: for the ride. I still got a few hanging on
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  Speaker 1: to me just like that. But you know, it is
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  Speaker 1: what it is, you know, um. But I found out
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  Speaker 1: a a lot of things, mostly about myself, that I
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  Speaker 1: needed these conversations with God, that I needed this relationship
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  Speaker 1: with him because it was calming me on the inside.
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  Speaker 1: It was starting to make the house feel like a home.
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  Speaker 1: It was starting to give me a peace of mind.
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  Speaker 1: And when you have peace of mind, what it allows,
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  Speaker 1: what it does is it opens up your creativity. It
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  Speaker 1: opened up your channel to be creative. And when your person,
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  Speaker 1: as myself, that's a creative person, that that that's that's everything.
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  Speaker 1: But it's no different than of a person works well
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  Speaker 1: with his hands. When you get free in peace of mind,
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  Speaker 1: you can work do even better work with your hands.
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  Speaker 1: If you counsel better, you become a better counsel. If
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  Speaker 1: you're better teacher, you become a better teacher. If you
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  Speaker 1: if if you're a better uh E E M E
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  Speaker 1: M T person, if you're a better tech person, you
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  Speaker 1: become a better a better driver, You become a just
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  Speaker 1: a better person when your mind is free. When your
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  Speaker 1: mind is occupied with toxic poisons, it stops you from
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  Speaker 1: being the best that you can be at whatever you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to be good at. It really really does you
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  Speaker 1: think about it. You can't be the best artist if
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  Speaker 1: your mind is twisted up. You can't be the best performer.
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  Speaker 1: If your mind is twisted up, you can't be the
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  Speaker 1: best ball player. If your mind is twisted up. When
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  Speaker 1: you free your mind, when you allow your mind to
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  Speaker 1: find out what peace really is, and that's the relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, it gives you peace of mind. I told
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  Speaker 1: you the other yesterday, I was talking to this guy
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  Speaker 1: in the jim that told me he was a stone
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  Speaker 1: cold hut. Now we all know what that means. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to the guy who's just real, honest with me,
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  Speaker 1: said Mr Harvey. Seemed like a man with some knowledge
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  Speaker 1: under your belt. Man, I just don't have no peace. Well, bro,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, you're involved in the business that don't
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  Speaker 1: provide peace. You're in the destruction business of people. You
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  Speaker 1: may be making some money, but it's act the expense
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  Speaker 1: of other people. Now what you want to happen to
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  Speaker 1: you you reap what you sold, you know, doing to
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  Speaker 1: others that you would have them do unto you. If
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  Speaker 1: you ain't bringing no good to nobody's life, but you're
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  Speaker 1: making some money, well, how how much good do you
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  Speaker 1: think that money gonna bring to your life? You know, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's gonna happen for you if you don't get
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  Speaker 1: out the game. You know, man, it's it's gonna go
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  Speaker 1: down bad for you. I can't fix that story up
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  Speaker 1: for nobody because it's a it's a story that's told
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  Speaker 1: too many times, and it and and it has the
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  Speaker 1: same end results. But I told him, the only way
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get a peace of mind, bro, is you
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  Speaker 1: gotta have relationship with God. That's all. That's all. Now,
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  Speaker 1: here's what happened at I started having this conversation with God.
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  Speaker 1: If you followed what was happening to me closely after
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  Speaker 1: two from two thousand five too. Now it's almost unexplainable.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I know it's God, because usually when
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  Speaker 1: something happens in my life of the positive nature that
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  Speaker 1: goes so well for me, and and I cannot explain it,
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  Speaker 1: that's God. Because I can't even take credit for this.
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  Speaker 1: I really really can't. Once again, listen to me closely.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not bragging now, I'm just telling you what happened
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  Speaker 1: to me. That the same thing he's done for me
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  Speaker 1: he can do for you are the things he's done
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  Speaker 1: for others he will surely do for you. See, when
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  Speaker 1: I see people as balling, that that's doing well. And
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  Speaker 1: when I say balling, I mean achieving their goals and
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  Speaker 1: accomplishing things on a rather large scale. I don't become
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  Speaker 1: a hater. I become a wow. Okay, so that's that's
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  Speaker 1: possible to see. I look at people who who are
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  Speaker 1: doing well, not for hate or I wish that was me.
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  Speaker 1: It's that shows me the possibilities the power of God.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if God can do this for somebody else, man,
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  Speaker 1: maybe if I do this, I gotta Now. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: complaining why I'm at, not one bit or at all.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't give me no more, please understand.
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  Speaker 1: I can make it like this. But I know it's more.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's more because God don't bring you this
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  Speaker 1: far to leave you. God didn't bring me this far
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  Speaker 1: this leave you. He won't bring you that. He hasn't
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  Speaker 1: gotten you to this point to leave you. He has
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  Speaker 1: more for you. See, this ain't about me. This is
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  Speaker 1: so you can see what's in it for you. God
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  Speaker 1: has more for you if you open yourself to him.
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  Speaker 1: But if you don't open yourself up to him, how
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna find out what that is? And if you're
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  Speaker 1: waking up every day, like I've said a hundred times,
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  Speaker 1: with the notion in your mind, that has got to
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  Speaker 1: be more to life than this, that's because it is. So.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm asking you, why would you not take the
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  Speaker 1: next next step to see what that is? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not get closer to God? Why would you not
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with your creator? How's that working for you?
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  Speaker 1: Not having the relations your shoe. I'm just saying, Man,
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  Speaker 1: God change your life. Man, God move you in places Man,
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  Speaker 1: you never knew you could be moved. God cold, What
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  Speaker 1: you're waiting on sitting that tripping is your career? Is
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  Speaker 1: your life? You're just gonna plame to the left. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know. Man, Man, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't like I did as soon as I heard it either.
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  Speaker 1: So I feel you out there. But Man, if somebody
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  Speaker 1: came to me and showed me a way I could
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  Speaker 1: turn my life around, and it wasn't going the way
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  Speaker 1: I wanted. I take it. That took me a long
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  Speaker 1: time to hear the message too, So maybe it's taking
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  Speaker 1: you a long time to hear that. I feel you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the same with you. But Man, when I figured
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  Speaker 1: that out, this show got better for me. Man, and
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  Speaker 1: I am what I am because of God Almighty. I
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  Speaker 1: have no other explanation for you. If it was, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I could take credit for it. Man. You know
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  Speaker 1: the book I would write if I could take credit
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  Speaker 1: for myself. Man, that's probably why your arm don't reach
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  Speaker 1: you all the way back there when you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: pat yourself on the back, because you ain't supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: You ever thought about that? All right, you're listening with
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  Speaker 1: all our visitors, please saying please, you want to welcome
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  Speaker 1: y'all to ignorance, foolery, straight up stupidity, all at one
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  Speaker 1: time wrapped into one. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome, You're welcome once,
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  Speaker 1: you're welcome twice. You're welcome to the house of foolery.
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  Speaker 1: And we're gonna also now welcome the players of the foolery.
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  Speaker 1: What these are the straight players? The straight players. Shirley
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry and call A Ferrell. Hey, good morning, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good morning. I'm so excited today we're gonna be a
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  Speaker 1: TV fo good morning. There ain't going to fools everybody,
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  Speaker 1: right on, right on, right on. You've got to call
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  Speaker 1: a name fools, just stuff right only you guys decided.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so excited, I go watch. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: come from? I'll never watched? What? Hold up? What? Why
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  Speaker 1: are you not gonna watch? I just I never do
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  Speaker 1: nervous You tell me I don't like. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: much if I did like, I've never seen Drumma. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you never started. I won't watch it. The movie that
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  Speaker 1: you were too critical of myself. It wasn't it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: he wasn't getting No Austin, don't do it, says the
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  Speaker 1: man ain't enough. I know I always come. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be to day. Yeah. Mr Brow just shut up. I've
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  Speaker 1: never watched. It was kind of saying Jay like you
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  Speaker 1: was up there with Yeah, he said and turned his head.
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  Speaker 1: Never watched watch that's my fences. You don't watch about work.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't even recruit it was no Eddie Murphy and
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  Speaker 1: dream Girl. I can't I can't watch watch. I wish you,
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  Speaker 1: but I can't. I can't see myself. I can't watch myself.
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  Speaker 1: This is a TV show. We're gonna be yes show today.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, why did I say that? That's so crazy?
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  Speaker 1: That's so crazy. I will be front and center. I
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  Speaker 1: will be fun center. I don't know what that means
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  Speaker 1: about myself? What am I saying? Year? We know you watch,
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  Speaker 1: but then send out tweets and Instagram post did you
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  Speaker 1: save me? Now? I'm having a few people over for
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  Speaker 1: a viewing party. Get arrested and say, you know I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be on TV today. I'm gonna be on the
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  Speaker 1: news today. Arrogant boy coming there, come in, call us.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing the party together. Watch myself? Excuse me? Deavel
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  Speaker 1: and Sydney Potier. All right, coming up? Something funny? Junior
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  Speaker 1: is up with? Truth be telling? Junior. I understand you
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  Speaker 1: wrote a poem. I'm feeling myself about us moving to
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  Speaker 1: a Yeah, I'm spitting a float. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Stry Morning Show. All right, something funny, truth be told?
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  Speaker 1: And then Junior is home for us? Interesting right here? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me just say this because I'm sicking tired of
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  Speaker 1: people do this. You know, people were talking about what
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do. What I'm gonna do, I bet not.
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  Speaker 1: I wish day would, but that should be truthful. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do this because they just brought my truck yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I've been waiting since Friday and getting my trick. You
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  Speaker 1: should have heard all the stuff I said I was
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  Speaker 1: going to say when my truck get hit, dave back
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  Speaker 1: now I sent up his threatened people. I'm just lying
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  Speaker 1: to myself. I didn't do none of that. When my
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  Speaker 1: truck showed up, the slave I turned into my truck
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  Speaker 1: showed up. Thank you so much, sir. I shall appreciate you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all had a good drive out here. Lord have mercy.
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  Speaker 1: I lied. I lied to myself say nothing. I just
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  Speaker 1: say none of the stuff I said I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: shade the me true. I didn't do none of that.
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  Speaker 1: The dude on the phone call, he said he was
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  Speaker 1: an hour out and he said, I will bring your truck.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I just want you to know, Mrs Spaces,
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  Speaker 1: we accept tips. Do you know I tipped him, gave
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  Speaker 1: him a hundred dollars. I couldnot believe the man that
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  Speaker 1: stuff I said, he should have heard me. My truck
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be here last Friday. It showed up yesterday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and they had my truck. I don't know. I know
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  Speaker 1: right then, let's just stop saying what we go say.
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  Speaker 1: I never say. We're gonna say now, I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: my furnie. You should have heard what I said. When
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  Speaker 1: it get here, I'll be so grateful again to another
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  Speaker 1: runaway slave. Jay. I sit on here threatening myself. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I was in the mirror practice God. I was gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: and you've been there when you so and so spin
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  Speaker 1: with it, don't take that loan to get from Georgia
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  Speaker 1: all the way I hit in l A. Have you
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  Speaker 1: been riding in my truck? What y'all was doing? I said,
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  Speaker 1: all that? So does? He called and showed up. I said,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, sir, I appreciate you. Y'all hungry? I brought
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  Speaker 1: the bottles of water. Talk. That's all it is. Even
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  Speaker 1: after they never uttered one cuss word happened. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I told me I went down there with bottled water
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  Speaker 1: for them. I said, look, I'm gonna go here to
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the grocer show. Y'all want something to eat? They got
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: really good chicken wings right over here. If you just
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: let me go in there, get tip. I should have
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  Speaker 1: the light, I said in the bar, well, I got
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  Speaker 1: a tip for you. Be on time. Use that when
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  Speaker 1: right in my pocket. Build off the see. Gave it
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  Speaker 1: right to it. I just want to know. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: stop saying what we gonna Yeah, let's just just stop
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  Speaker 1: that that's true. Be told. That's the absolutely truth. Quit
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  Speaker 1: talking like we big in band. Nothing you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: do ye srending people, I said, I couldn't believe me.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the mirror four hours down a lot
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  Speaker 1: of trash. We won't cut that mirror. I gave it
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  Speaker 1: to the mirror. Like I'm telling you, I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what else I did? JA tell me tell you what else?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. I told three other people I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: say when my trunk showed up. There were three people
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  Speaker 1: I ain't even know, I think didn't say nothing to
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  Speaker 1: the touch drive. No, they didn't look a little thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I did. That's bad all the way back, put
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  Speaker 1: my own self down. No, that's just the truth. That alright, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. And part two, you have you wrote a
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  Speaker 1: poem about your move. I did I tell you something
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna start respecting me as an artists of poetry
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  Speaker 1: because I'm telling y'all serious about hey, hey man, I
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  Speaker 1: take a lot of time to put these words together
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  Speaker 1: and make it flo. Okay, don't and don't please on y'all.
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  Speaker 1: This is laugh Yeah, I'm finished biting, but don't. Don't
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: y'all mess with me about this. I'm serious. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on, here we go. Don't tell us what to do. Truth,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let me get it out, yeah, let me
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  Speaker 1: get it up day. You need your mirror, Okay, Okay,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, we're not gonna laugh. So Steve
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  Speaker 1: is moving the show to l A. And yes, the
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: crew is here, even Eugene, So move over all your
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  Speaker 1: white ass morning shows because my monkey is back on
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  Speaker 1: the scene. You might see us at Rosco's getting something
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  Speaker 1: to eat, or you might see us getting a sun
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: tan down on Venice Beach. Now Snoop Dog lives in
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: l A and we all might just drop by. So
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: don't expect us at work the next day because we
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: might be iff and hat. I'm not snapping my fingers,
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  Speaker 1: get you, guys. I wish we had more time back
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  Speaker 1: from the nephew is coming up right after this. You're
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Morning Show. All right, coming up at
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Miss Anne is going to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: be here with today's national headlines. Then we want to
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: talk about Black China's appearance on Good Morning America. What
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: a day she had yesterday. But right now it is
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: time for the nephew to step up to the mic.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: We run that prank back? What you got running back? Parasites?
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Got them something y'all got him? Parasites? Here you go. Hello, Hello,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Brian. Brian, Hey, Brian, this
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: was Dr Jacob. Are you doing today? Yeah, yeah, I'm
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I'm here. Okay, listen. You actually came in, uh maybe
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: like two and a half weeks ago here to my
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: office and got a physical for life insurance. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: right right yeah, everything okay, well, yeah, yeah, everything, It's
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: gonna be pretty good. I'd like to see if I
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: can get you to come in and I you know,
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: everything's gonna be fine, but I got a small procedure
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: we'd like to do. So actually, uh, you know, right now,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: you're not a proof for your life insurance to do
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: until this procedure is done. So if you don't mind
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: coming in. We we'd like to get you taken care of.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: When can I schedule you to come in like maybe
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: tomorrow or the following day? Yeah? What what kind of procedure? Well, actually,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've heard of it. This is
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: an okayoster me? No, I got something? What does what's that?
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: So it's something do with you? Wasn't that I'm doing
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: my eyes? I ain't heard what's that? No? No, okayoster
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: me has nothing to do with the eyes, No, nothing
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: at all. We found a little bit of parasites in
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: a particular area, and what we want to do is
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: make sure we just remove it completely and you'll be fine.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: You'll get your life insurance, You're and your family will
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: be great. So can I get you to come in tomorrow?
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Maybe Thursday afternoon? And wine? What? What? What area I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: found the parasites in? Actually one of your testicles has
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: some parasite. So what we're gonna do with what what's
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: called a okayoster me and okay asking me, is actually
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: removing that testicle completely and then everything's gonna be fine.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: It's all confined and we'll be able to remove it.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: You'll be on your way you'll get your life insurance
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: and everything will be fine. Okay, Like I said, can
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: I get can I? Can I get you to come
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: in tomorrow? What? What? What my testical? Well? Only one?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Only one, and it's not gonna take along. It's a
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: thirty minute procedure. But we want to get you to
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: come in tomorrow or the next day. Can we get
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: you to what the are you available? I didn't want
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: it for the routine food sir. You know what, oftentimes
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: when people come in for life insurance, these type of
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: things happen. So we want to get you in and
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: get it out as quickly as possible. And now, man,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm waing for a routine physical. Man. I weren't
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: supposed to be checking off this extra stuff. Man, I
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: get a parasite? Man and my testical? You don't remove
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: a testical? Man, I'm tint me and my wife May
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I no kids. They were trying to be like I
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: gotta move a testicle. Let me say this to you, Brian,
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be completely fine. You'll be able to create children.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: You'll be a little normal life. You know, you'll just
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: be um. You won't have all of them, but you
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: have enough to create children. You understand, No, I mean
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I can't. No, I ain't gonna no, I can't come
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: in for that, sir. Is there any way I can
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: get you in the marrow or the morrow afternoon or
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Thursday afternoon so we can kind of get this thing
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: taken care of and we can get to moving on
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: your way, and that people can get the life insurance
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: papers together and so forth. No, man, man, we ain't
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: rescheduling now. I need a second or third opinion on that.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: And you're talking about taking away one of my We
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: ain't rescheduling nothing. Man. I'm gonna need to see another doctor, man, Sir, Sir,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you can go around the entire city and see several doctors.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you you're just gonna be wasting time.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to knock this thing out for you
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: knocking up. I ain't agree. I ain't agree to nothing. Listen, man,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: that's just joined this to get money medicine because nothing, man,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I need to take a third openI Brian. I'll tell
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: you if you come in and let me get this
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: thing taken care of, you know, I'll have you back,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: you know, big ball and shot calling before it's all over.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: You know what's big ball? Men? Should I call it? Man?
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I told you, man, I ain't ain't going in for
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: none of that. Man, I'm supposed to tell my wife.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Man this this ain't cool. Man, I ain't going in
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: for that. Man. I'm hiding it. Man, what do you
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: mean you're rescheduling? Sir? What I'm getting I'm getting another opinion.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't going in for the okay, but I'm trying
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: to make you a big baller, shot caller. You know, man,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: what what is your name? And he supposed to do
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: for you? Making a little jokes man that you're doing
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: a little play on words, but it ain't even funny.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: And I'm calling the insurance funny telling they give me doctor.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: You think you're funny. Hey, he ain't funny man. You're
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: you're making a little joke. Man, ain't funny? Man taking
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: a pain? Man, I'm forgetting all of the work that
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: we got, the blood work, the yearine word complete physical
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: that's when we didn't realize that you had parasites in
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: a particular area. So what we're trying, I'm not I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: don't even trying to make a light of make humor.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: And it just to make you feel a little bit
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: more comfortable. I apologize, all right. That ain't funny, man.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: You want losing though. That ain't funny. Man. If I
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: had a situation and nursing would have told me that
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't telling me nothing. Man. You had me thinking
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm all doing. Now he's telling me, I gotta come
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: in to move a testico. Man. We have to run
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: tests on you, sir. We got test back when you
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: do have the parasites, and what we want to do
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: is make sure we can completely cleared out. The only
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: way I can clear that out is to remove that testicle. Man,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: it's the man. I gotta tar sites man, may y'all
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: here running on his tests on me. Man, I'm going
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: to another doctor, man, because it's man. I ain't got
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: no tar, sayes Man. Already tellt youat something. Y'all remind me,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta remove that's that's something you over here. And
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: he don't I know you doctor. Man. I ain't got
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: a hair, says man. I'm following my hand shade. I'm
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: telling him I'm dealing with you. Thank you, Man. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: ain't got no parasites, man, Bryan, let me make you
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: understand something clearly. Here. It's my job as a physician
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that if the patient doesn't come to me, it's my
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: job to come to you and extract the problem. You're
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: leaning towards me having to come to your home and
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: extract the problem. Man, when you want to come home,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: how man? You what you wanted with the house natal
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: test is? Man? You do you talk that I'm going
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: from nothing dot, I'm getting another chance and I ain't
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: got as sir. You've got the parasite, and you only
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: have twenty four hours for me to get sir. I
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: have to move on this quickly. Brian. Okay, dude, I'm
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: not gonna tell I ain't gonna like this. I ain't
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: got It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: another another human being. It just develops in one out
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: of every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I gotta extract it from you. You try to tell me,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm the man, you know I'm gonna come like parasite. Fine,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: there's something else that you have and I haven't told
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you about. There's something else I need to tell you.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I got something I got passed out of way. What Brian?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked? You just got pranked by nephew
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harley Warren and Show. Your wife,
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Anika got me the plank phone. Call you, Tommy, Tommy,
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: I want to hear that. I'll be what you want
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to hear at the end of the friend, I'll be.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: That's what you want, boy, that's what you won't, baby,
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: you won't. Ignorance at its best. That's what I'm here
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: to produce. Ignorance at its best. And I'm bringing it
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: to your Delaware everybody in Philadelphia, Delaware and everybody around
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the way. Southern Fried Comedy is coming your way July
• 28:29
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• 28:32
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• 28:45
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• 28:48
  Speaker 1: actin a dog one food. Right, that's a good one
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: time acting. How y'all feeling everybody good? I tell you
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you're feeling great. Today We're gonna be on What TV Today,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's daytime TV talk show for the first time ever,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: he's invited the entire crew, that is, all of us
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to join him on stage today, So it's gonna be
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: exciting of course. Um Sydney Potier and a Dandelier fun
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Harry Bellate, Haliberry, Haliberty, funte I prefer well anyway, they
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: won't be able to watch themselves somehow, Jay and Tommy
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: won't be able to watch TV today. Me, on the
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: other hand, Carl and I will be hosting, will be
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: hosting a viewing party. Nervous too, truth, look at you.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know, just watching myself. I don't like watching myself. Yeah,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I think I don't think I look good. I think
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I look fat all that I've been looking all more
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: flows That's true. Tommy, you don't agree with me, But
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: we love you anyway, We love you anywhere, and I've
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: been on so many things. I can't watch serious Steve.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: He doesn't watch himself. A lot a lot of Hollywood
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: actors and actresses say they can't watch themselves. Right up
• 30:30
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• 30:34
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• 30:39
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• 30:45
  Speaker 1: our national news we're gonna talk more about this Black
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: China and Rob Kardashian appearance on Good Morning America. We'll
• 30:52
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• 30:57
  Speaker 1: All right, miss and is standing by with today's headline.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: But speaking of headlines, boy, this was a big one
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: yesterday and it continues to be big Black China versus
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Rob Kardashian thing. It's really gootting out of control now.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: It just it looks like it's not gonna end. It's
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: continuing to heat up. This was an appearance on Good
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Morning America yesterday. Black China was on there. She said
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that she was devastated when she saw the sexually explicit
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: images that Rob had posted of her on Instagram and Twitter.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Black China denies using Rob Kardashian. Uh, she just denies
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: using him. Take a listen, here we go. Rob has
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: said that you used the Kardashians, you used him for
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: fame and fortune. Your response, um, I was already Black
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: China before the Kardashians. So where do you draw the line,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Because you do expose a lot of your life some
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: some my new pictures. I'm gonna draw the line of
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I am angela white I'm black, China. I can do
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: whatever I want. It's my body. Any explicit photos that
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: she may have chosen to post in the past, that's
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: her choice. This is like saying that a woman can't
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: be raped if she previously chose to have sex with someone. Wow,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: it's real deep, Lisa Blome, I mean, well, okay, yeah,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: that's her. Yeah. She went on to say that they're pleased.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: This is Lisa Bloom now again her attorney speaking. She
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: said that they're pleased at the judge granted them a
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: restraining order and all they asked for in court was
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: to prevent Rob from harassing China. Lisa Bloom stated that
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: revenge porn, which is what they're calling what Rob did
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: putting these sexually explicit pictures on the internet, it's revenge
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: porn and it's a form of domestic abuse. That's why
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: she made that comparison. Jay. It's also a crime in California.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: This is a crime now, it's in California, and it's
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: in thirty eight other states. She says, this is wrong,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: this is wrong what he did. So the drama is
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: far from over. Um. Wow, it's just getting deeper and
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: deeper and just going just going good ways here, that's
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: going yeah yeah legal legal, Yeah, he legen he broke
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: the law and so he did. Yeah, and the judge
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: granted her the restraining straining order yesterday. So, um, it's
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: just not gonna work out for you if you get
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: a Kardashian period. This is true. Not one Bush is
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: a curse. Yeah. I think they're they're going on with
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: this Kardashian curse. That's curse with the the k right
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: end up cursing hard hard, I mean, yeah, come on hard.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Well he left, That's why he would have never got
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: that head to stay. If he was still with it,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: he'd got two point right. It has not worked out
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: with his going bar And somebody said the name Kardashian
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: run Reggie Bush was made. He was aging five point
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: eight yard would point eight. He barely crossing the light
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: of scrimmage. Just ain't in the league no more. No.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Kanye ran into a sign just walk, I'll just walking,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: and he produced it. Became a fashion designer, like, seriously,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: all right, let's switch gears. I think we get the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: point here, guys, I think we get a good Uh.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: She is here, the talented, the one and only, the beautiful.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: She has national news missing and Tripp. Thank you, Tommy,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Thanks everybody. Okay, okay, I'm telling you, oh speaking to messages.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: The White House is responding to reports that last year
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump Junior met with a Russian lawyer connected with
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the Kremlin who said she had damaging information on Hillary Clinton,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: but White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders says that the president's
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: eldest son did nothing wrong in meeting with the attorney
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: shortly after his father won the Republican presidential nomination, because
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: a meeting does not mean that there was any collusion
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: between the Trump campaign in Moscow. I've been on several
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: campaigns and people call offering information. Uh As I know
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: many of you received similar calls of people offering information.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Don Junior took a very short meeting from which there
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: was absolutely no follow up. Of course, you she was
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: referring to the press that she was speaking to. Donald
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Junior has acknowledged the meeting. He's offering to talk with
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: the Senate committee investigating the alleged Russian interference in the election,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: while he doesn't have to offer because they want him
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: to talk now. The New York Times first report of
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: the meeting, describing it as the first confirmed private meeting
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: between members of the Trump campaign and a Russian national. Meanwhile,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: the American Civil Liberties Union has filed suit against the
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Special Election Commissions set up by President Trump, seeking information
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: on every registered voter in the country. You know, right
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: after he won the election, he claimed that the three
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: million extra votes that Hilly Clinton got were fraudulent in
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: some way. The a c l U says the panel
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: is failing to follow transparency rules. The suit comes amid
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: a flood of states opposed to complying with the new
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: election Commission's request for voting records and social Security numbers,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: and all that at least forty five states has so
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: far refused to do it. A black American tourist has
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: been beaten to death in Greece. Auth already say that
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: twenty two year old college grad Bcari Henderson was in
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: a bar on the island of Zach Coast with friends
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: when a man approached him and started a fight. The
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: bartender told him to get out once outside, they say,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: but car was jumped by at least ten men and
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: pummeled to death. A Greek Serbian. Six other men under arrest,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: but Cary was in Greece filming a photo shoot for
• 37:06
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• 37:09
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• 37:12
  Speaker 1: says his announcings coming out with new vinyl records again
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: because apparently there's a demand for vinyl. And today is
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: National Slurpy Day, National Bulberry muffin Day, and National Pet
• 37:21
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• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Do you look so cute? My darling? Who is that dog? Anyway,
• 37:36
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• 37:39
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• 37:45
  Speaker 1: j everybody, everybody, it is time a butterfly. Yeah, do
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• 38:06
  Speaker 1: it will be I'm Carla Shirley Jr. Timmy and the
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  Speaker 1: of flatter. Listen, this is what going out today. We're
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  Speaker 1: going to learn a little bit about our coworkers that
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  Speaker 1: Yeah a ready, Okay, your job in high school call
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• 38:50
  Speaker 1: That's what I expected, exactly what I had a job
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: in high school? You didn't have a job. What was
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: your first job? How it work? Well, let's see, probably
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  Speaker 1: about I don't know, twenties, twa. Yeah, I don't know
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: what the job? Yeah? Alright, oh seriously, very seriously, cafeteria worker?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Mashed potatoes go home? Left over
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, go home, family, ain't good that night. Got
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: a good job, timmy? What was your job? I worked
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: at the I worked at the gap. I worked at
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: the gap in. Yeah, he needed jobs, your guys. You
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  Speaker 1: another one. Childhood crash, Carla? You mean celebrity now, girl?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Oh what just a childhood crash? You had a crash
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: on somebody when he was here, I'll just do named Barry, Barry, Shirley, okay, Shirley,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Um I had well, I'll tell you true. Yeah without
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: a job. Yeah, I didn't have a job. They had
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: or um. Okay. There was this one boy named uh
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Mitchell Hood. It was another name Ricky Butler. And there
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: was another one named Walter Davis. Yeah, I said two.
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  Speaker 1: That was three. The third one was a bonus junior
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: real fan joy who name was Joey Joey. Okay, Anthony Band,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Ms Green sixth grade teacher Lord, I wanted us, I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: still wanted you think, Miss Green? Still here? All right?
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Coming up? Thank you, Butterfly. Coming up at thirty four
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: after the hour, it's Comedy Rulette with Jay, Tommy and
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Junior waiting you here this year you're listening to Steve
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, here we go. It's time
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: for a new segment on the show. It's called comedy
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Roulette and Jay, what is comedy Roulettelet is very simple?
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: You guys have challenged us ever since we've been here.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Are you that good? So here's what we don't do. Okay,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: We'll let you pick five subjects, put them on the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: roulette wheel, spin the wheel wherever it stops. We're just
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: what bust the flow pre started on that subject? Really? Okay? Okay, alright, subject. Alright, alright,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: number one, guys, listen, people who owe you money. That's
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a good topic. Here's another one. Here's another one. How
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: about the first day of school? How about that one? Okay, um,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: let me get something really, Okay, I got one. We
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: made our own toys. Okay, okay, we made our own toys. Okay. Four. Four.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Let's bring it back to today. Talk about these rappers today. Alright, comedians, comedians.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: All right, how about this one. This one makes me
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: laugh for all right, here's the fifth one. Watermelon, waterlow.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: We don't know what wheel? Alright, cat, spend the wheel?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Cat please. We're all so good, so good this week.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Let's say let's say, okay, alright, come on, come on board, melon,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: we made our own toys first, all right, come on jay,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: getting a day back in the day to have fun,
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: all you had to do was take up in the
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: soda can bottle, push your foot down in it, have
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: that soda can go around your foot and walk and
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: make that scraping noise. That was it. That was it.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: That was it. That was that was That was a toy.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: That was a toy that we made. That manse chis today. Man,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: these kids today, they spoil. They have no imagination. I
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: got the best toy for what you got. What you got,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: what you got. Take a big rock, the one that
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: will fitting in your hand. Wrap that thing with duct tape, yes,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: and play with that for two hours. That right there,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Just just kick that to your boy. He's gonna kick
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: it back to you, back to you. That's how you
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: play me. Tell you something, man, tell you right now,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: cheers a sport. They got no imagination something. I was
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: a superman, okay. I took a towe to a town
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: a regular tower, wrapped it around my neck and dove
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: off the sofas on to the floor, killing myself. I
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: can top that. I can top that. Had a window fan,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: the wind, the fan would just be sitting there. You'll
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: take your lips and close to the window fan, and
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: you possibly can without get your lips. Oh my god,
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: two hour hours of fun. Two hours. You couldn't do
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: that one. Here we go, Here we go. Get a
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: lot of clothes pins that go out on the clothes line,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: hooked them up together. Then get the popsicker sticks, locked
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: them together, and just go buy and bust your cousin
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: in the face. Promise you, especially if you gotta rub
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: a band on that thing. It's the greatest paper known
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  Speaker 1: the man. I'll tell you right now, let me tell
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: you this is This is something, man, this is something.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: This is the stupid sting We used to drones today, right,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: kids fly drone, They fly drone. That's no fun. Remember
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: we make paper airplanes. Yeah, you didn't know where your
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: airplane was gonna land, but you would throw that airplane
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: and chase it down. No, no what, no fat kids
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: back then with the big kids paper airplanes loved it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: All right? You doing well? One more? We got time
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: for one. You're taking an old refrigerator box with the
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: refrigerators out of it and slide down the hill in
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: a box. I good for that. I don't got all right,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
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  Speaker 1: four minutes after strawberry letters, coming up. You're listening to
• 46:04
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  Speaker 1: the town of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the hour, today's strawberry letter. The subject get this one
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  Speaker 1: guy's demotions. Promotions and emotions. That's not a lot packing
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: in his letter, A lot of shuns in this letter, yes,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: But right now it is time where the nephew Frank
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: phone call. Oh, he makes me so nervous. Come on,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: what's up today? What do you have? What is that
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: s C? What is that prostate check on? Oh? Now
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: do yeh? Prostate check h? And this is what prostate
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: camps are. Awareness. That's all your fellas. Turn this up.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: Turn it up? Wore you call prostate chucker. Hello, Hello,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: trying to reach a uh Roger. My name is Greg.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I'm a p s C. UH. I got you on
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house tomorrow
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: morning about seven fifteen. I just want to give you
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: a call and give your heads up and let you
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: know we will be there about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: you go to work. Who, I'm a PFC, Sir, I'll
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: be there. I'll be there tomorrow. I got you on
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: my schedule for Monday morning, and I'll be there at
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: least about seven fifteen. For my understanding, you go to
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: work at seven thirty and uh, my procedure is only
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: gonna take a couple of minutes. But I wanted to
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: just to give a friendly call and let you know
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: that I will be by there tomorrow morning. What's PSC
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: p FC what's a PC P SC sir P s C.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I will be there tomorrow. I've been in business probably
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: for the last uh, I guess about thirteen fourteen years? Now?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: What is psc specialist? What you do? Oh? You're not
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're not familiar. How you got me? Oh?
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: I got you on my list here? I don't know
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: who puts you on here, but you've it's been paid
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: for and everything for me to come by and do
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: my job. And like I said, only taking a couple
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: of minutes and I'll have you on your way. How
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: do you get my number? Say again, how did you
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: get my phone number? So everything I have I got,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: I got twenty stops tomorrow and I got you scheduled
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: as uh as my as my first stop tomorrow morning.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know I got your phone number. I do
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: have your address. Are you at drive? Yeah? That's my
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: head dress. But I don't want my schedule for nobody
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: to come to my house in the morning. I gotta
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: go to work in the morning. I know I might
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: gonna be you right right, my understanding. You for my understanding.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: You pull out about seven thirty and I'm gonna get
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: there teven fifth. Things like I said, you know, the
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: procedure only takes about two three minutes, and and t
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: about any about my information? You know when I leave
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: home and everything. Who is this? Like I said, my
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: name is Greg, I'm a I'm a PSC, and I'll
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: be there. Okay, you'll you'll see me tomorrow. I'm sorry.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I just want to give you a friend a call
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: here on Sunday and let you know that i'll be there.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I'll be there about seven fifteen and we'll get you
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: taken care of and then I'll let you get on
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the way to work. You still ain't telling me what
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I supposed what you supposed be doing, sir, A p
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: SC is p SC. I'm a prostate checker and what
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I'll be doing is coming in and checking your prostate tomorrow.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, Now you ain't coming here and check my
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: prist day and I gave my pricetate checked by my doctor.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Who who are you talking about? Come to check my frost?
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Stay not at my house. You ain't come to check
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: my And you know what, I get this all the time.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I get a lot of people that that are in denial,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: a lot of men that that that claim that they fine.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I heard my price state check just upgeting of this year. Man,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: you don't need to come to my checking my PRIs state.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: A lot of people, a lot of men are in
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: denial saying that they got to check and they got it.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: A lot of times we find out they haven't and
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: and and there has to be a reason. If I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: got you on my list and it's paid, somebody has
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: paid a hundred and twenty five hollars for me to
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: come out there and check it, Well, you should be
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: happy you paid twenty five dollars just the less of
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: job you have to do. Then, because you're not coming
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: check my prost state. Girl, I'm gonna check it now.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be back there tomorrow, and I'm seven pain.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I'm putting my rubber glove on with a little bit
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: of jail on it, and I am going to check
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: the proper state and then I'll let you get on
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the work. Well, I'll tell you what that rubber glove
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna know where near me home. Well, I tell you,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: whether you over my eyes if you want to, it
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be pretty. And it ain't gonna be nice
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: with you in your rubber glove. When I'm done, with you.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Don't be coming about my high time a boy checking
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: my price state? Sir, sir, do you realize that this
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: is the leading calls the black men? Did you realize
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: that I understand that black men three out of five
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: black men a lost every year. So you ought to
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: be very grateful that someone that's sending me by there
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: to check it and make sure you're okay. I'm grateful
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: that I can pay for a doctor that I go
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to every every once a year. Man. You don't have
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: to come to my hot time a boy sticking on
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: rubber glob but me man's phone with you, sir. So
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: with you. My job is to give you a friendly
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: call and let you know that I'm coming, all right,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: not tomorrow more. Listen, I don't want to hear anymore.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow morning, I'm there seven fifteen, and you're gonna get
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: your proper state check. Whether you like it or not.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Will you mayn't buy here? Then I show be here.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: You're buying bad? Thank you bad enough? Come over here
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: and check my prostate. You buy it, I'm gonna make
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: it so you just be ready at seven fifteen that
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get your prostate checking. Don't let you go
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: on the work case. Cool. You come on over if
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: you want you You know my address and all out,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: what time I go to work and everything. You you
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: bring your back, don't know if you want to. I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: don't care if I gotta come over there, sir and
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming to
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: check your prostate at something fifteen tomorrow morning. I'll tell
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: you if you bring your match over him. You do
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you think you know who I am? Would I need
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: over here? You come on over here and you do
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: what you gotta do, then you're gonna be checking something
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: else besides of me. You're gonna be checking you on.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: You bring your I don't know if you want to ship.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: If I don't get your body hill, don't be coming
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: to my hounds that baby. You cond somebody talking about
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I need it prostate check or something. Somebody on the phone,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: somebody need a prostact or something. You bring your I'll
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll be here when you get you here.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: You buying you will be tomorrow right in the morning.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You won't walk it over here. You got be wheeled
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: away from this. If you want to. I'm gonna have
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: my glove on the morrow, and I'm gonna be checking
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: your proper stays till you be in the moring. Who
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: you want to tell about checking the pride stay? You're
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: gonna be checking on pride stay because I'm telling you
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: where I got something. You you come from here, You
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: bet your bad You think you're bad enough to come
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: off here and checks. I'm over here, you come on
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: with it. I got one more way I need to
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: say to you all. You're listening, But what there you
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: got to say to me? Now? You just told me
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: it was just you gotta tell me not Are you
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: listing to me? Just baby down over here. You're gonna
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: be here and I'm gonna be over there. But I
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I want to say. Are you
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: what you got to say to me? Man? That's this
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Nephew taught me from the Steve Harbit Morning Show. You
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: just got pranked by your homeboard? Who who who you
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: say you was? Again? Hey man, this is Nephew Timming
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: from Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call you Chris J. Harvey and Tom
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: me Man, Roger boy. Y'all about to make me go out.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I don't wonder who the hell don't come out or
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: somebody how to do a prod check man on regular
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: bastions like that. Yeah, yeah, got me, man, I'm gonna
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: get him back. Boy, I can't believe you do me
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: like that. I'm gonna go and check his price state.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: You know. I don't even think you get here checked
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: on the regular. I want to ask somebody to come
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: check mind. Hey man, I got one more thing to
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: ask you, man, what is what is the baddest I'm
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Steve
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Uh man,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: you're still walking around? Huh? Mr Cross State Chuck. Yeah quick,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Her intentions were good. Yeah, but yeah, okay, Carola, okay, okay,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: that's much. See I'm a prostate Chuck who check yours himself.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah you do you You're still doing your own. I
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: do my own. I want to figut who they you're doing.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I'm cut the middle out. I got this. I got this.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: I don't need no help with none of this. So far,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, I'm good, yes, yes, only detection is
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: the key. I got this. Get ready y'all. Let me
• 54:47
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• 54:50
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• 54:52
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• 54:55
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• 55:21
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• 55:25
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• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Jay's friend. Well, he's a friend to the show. But
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: he and friendly. Yeah music, everybody friends with thieves. There's
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you're shouting at Junior, shouting at Robin Givens again, you're
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's a time.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Let's buckle up, let's hold on tight, because we got
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: it for you here it is the straw every letter.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: All right, thank your nephew. Subject emotions, promotions and emotions. Alright,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. A year ago, I began working at
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a new company. Two months later, my supervisor and I
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: became began flirting and texting each other during and after work.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: It didn't take long for this to turn into a
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: sexual relationship. This included a lot of secret dates and
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: nice gifts. He even met my parents. We both knew
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: he could get in trouble since he was my supervisor,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: but we didn't want to end our fling. He told
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: me that he was going to talk to the CEO
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: of our company about being demoted so we could continue
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: our relationship. So he was demoted and he took a
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollar a month pay cut. Now the problem
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: is I ended up getting promoted, and I gotta pay
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: raise since my promotion. I'm afraid that if our relationship
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: becomes public at work, our co workers will think he
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: is the reason I got a promotion. I can't afford
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: to become the topic of gossip and possibly lose my job.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: So am I wrong for still wanting to keep our
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: relationship a secret? After all? He has done for us
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: to be together. The idea of keeping it a secret
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: does not sit well with him. I love him, but
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: I also love my money and my financial independence. Help me, please,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose him. What should we do? Now?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: This is love right here? They did some love right here. Okay,
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: how many men do you know who would take a
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollar a month and and the demotion for love?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Come on? And he knew he was gonna get a
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: demotion when he went to talk to the CEO. How
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: many men do you know who would actually go and
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: talk to the CEO about getting an emotion and taking
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: a paca because I love this woman that I have
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: been to supervise. This is crazy. You don't go to
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: your CEO about your relationships. You just don't do that.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: This man is in love, do you hear me? This
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: is love right here. He made some major sacrifices for you.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, he gambled. He could have lost everything. I mean,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: the only thing that happened was he did get a
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: demotion and a pay cut, a big pay cut. But
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: he made some major sacrifices. So I hope you appreciate
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: all that he has done for the love of you,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: like the Isley Brothers say. But having said all that,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I I do agree with you about not wanting your
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: co workers in your business. You don't want this, You
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: do not, because the truth of the matter is you
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: did get a promotion because of him. You did. You
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: did this was your boss. He went to the CEO.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: What came out of it was he got a demotion,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: took a pay cut, and then you got a raise.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: And it all happened because of him. So yeah, they
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: are going to think that. But I believe in, you know,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: not letting everyone be in your business too. He on
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: the other hand, doesn't care. He wants the world to
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: know he's in love. What is the love that yad
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: at Jeoffrey in love love And I don't care who
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: knows it that that is the deal. So, I mean,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: you know, I think that for the relationship to stay strong,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: and you don't want everyone in your business, please please
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: please keep it a secret. You're gonna have to convince
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: him you don't want. Yeah, you're gonna have to convince
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: him not to tell everyone you're going even though he
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: went through all of this for you. Yeah, that's what
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: I said, all right, Ja, I'm gonna go. In the
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: words of Zant, you've got to pay your lover, your brother,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: how you've got to pay your love of a love
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: it lover, lover. He took a twelve hundred dollar bay cat.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Go in that room and pay your lover. Okay, your
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: love and made a sacrifice for you, So do the
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: same for him. Hey, your love, you got to pay you.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: You've got to pay your lover, paying him, okay in
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: the best way. That's some good kicking right there. He
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: takes twelve on a dollar. That's your page. He is
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: in love, I mean, when men are in love stupid
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: the nine fifties black and white movie really back then.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: This is amazing to me that he did all of
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: this for her, you know, going for the love of
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: so bad. I don't take that was like my chick.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was making a whole lot of money. Maybe
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: he just stupid. He love God that love now that nephew,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew. Emotions. Promotions and emotions. Yes, yeah, let
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: me change that for you. Let that title. We could
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: have won a different way. Hit it, hit it and
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: forget it. That's what I want you to do. Hit it,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: quit it and forget it. All right, let me tell
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: you you're a boss now. He just to help. Now
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you don't what he just don't? Yeah, it's wrong, that's wrong. Look,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: the same people you saw on the way up is
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: some of the same people on the way down. Ain't
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: that what just happened. Didn't got emotion and she didn't
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: get a promotion. Yeah, alright, then you got to find
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: you some new people. Let me tell you something. The
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: same people you having making love with this year, you
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be making love of them next year. It changes. Yeah,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: the same emotions and stuff. Cut all these emotions out
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: of the same people you in love with today, you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be in love with tomorrow. Yes, it's time
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: to move on. Start looking around the room. When the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: janitor passing through, they could look at him. He might
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: be takeing to you. Take a look the delivery dude
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: when he filed through. Holler at your point for a second.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Go down after the mail room, see what he looked like.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Because your objective is to what hit it, Quit it
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: and forget it. You're the bout now, dude, the boss player.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: You don't you don't just you don't kick it with
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: the help no mode, that's the help. Wow, he's been
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: This is love? What about love, Tommy? Love? Love, don't love?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: No damn body, Oh my god, what all of that?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: It's love, the strongest emotion on the planet. Love. It
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: takes a fool to learn and love don't love nobody.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: But he does like her. Hit it, quit it and forget.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: She has to move on. Some love don't work. She
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: got the dumbest man in the company. The man went
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: to the because he didn't went and asked for a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollar reduction and take a low cut so
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: he could kick it with her. He's the dumbest person working.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I don't I disagree with that. Just a great he too,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: thal knowledge shot this month and he's gonna be like
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: they're the rest of the year because he decided to
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: take a demotion because he's in love with somebody that
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: he works with. We definitely got a problem since he's
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: married to me. All Right, we'll be back with part
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: two of this letter, demotions, promotions and emotions. We'll be
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: back in twenty three after you're listening to the Steve
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All Right, we're back to the part
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: two of the Strawberry Letter. Today. The subject demotions. Promotions
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: and emotions. That is the subject. We've heard from Jay,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: you say pay, and we've heard from nephew, and nephew
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Tommy thinks he's a stupid, stupidest man on the planet.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Right now, let me just recap for a second, young
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: lady wrote. She says, about a year ago she started
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: working for a new company, and then two months into
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: her new job, she started kicking it with the supervisor.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: You know, they started texting and flirting and everything, and
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: then shortly thereafter it turned into a sexual relationship. Uh
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: included a lot of sexual dates, a lot of really
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: nice gifts, the guy met her parents, etcetera, etcetera. Uh.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Then I guess he fell in love and uh he
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: wanted the world to know about it. So he went
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: to talk to his CEO to see what can be done,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: because this man was her supervisor. Yeah, I've never heard
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: of this before. So what happened was the supervisor, UH
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: went to talk to the CEO. The CEO said, Okay,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you want to be in love with this girl at work,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get demoted and you're gonna take a month
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: pay cut. So former c it's former supervisor was fine
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: with that. Meanwhile, the girl in the in the story
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: in this story gotta pay raise and she got a promotion,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: so she wants to keep their relationship on the low
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: low low low low. Yeah, because she doesn't want people
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: thinking that she got a promotion because of her form
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: of supervisor. And she doesn't want people gossiping about her.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: And she loves her new independence. She loves all of
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: her financial freedom now, but she still wants to She
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: wants it all. She wants to keep the relationship, but
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want to go go public with it. He,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: on the other hand, does not want to be in
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: secret anymore. So, Yeah, what were you gonna say? You've
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: got to be in secret when you're dating somebody is stupid.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: You don't want nobody to know you're dating somebody stupid.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: He has proven to you how stupid. Love so less
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: money got to the sty of the boyfriend just sprung. Yeah,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: he just loves this girl. He just he just really does.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: I think really he should leave and and get another job.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: He really should, he should leave. I've been sprawl a
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: bunch of times. I ain't no game up my money
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: for it though. Well, that's the sacrifice he made for love.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: For the love of her. What what what say you, Junior,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: the young one in the thousand, four hundred dollars A
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: year less for less, for love, for love. Yeah, it's
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: the thing that he has to do right now. All
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: he has left is to become an office stalker right away,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: right A. Wait, they don't know about us. Thousand is
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: what I paid for us to be public. I'm talking
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: about when she comes to work, I'm on your desk,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I'm stretched out. I didn't pay for this. When you
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: go to the meetings, I'm in the meetings in my lips,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: waking my ass at you up at the window. They're
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: on the fifteen floor. Yeah, yeah, I'm out here. I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: got my chests up against the window with my shirt raised.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: This is public. I pay for this to see me,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: you know how sacrifice for her he did. Yeah, and
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: you come outside in the park garage. Guess who's sitting
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: on the trunk. You ain't got to worry about this.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: Somebody go see us together. Question. I'm not queen thousand
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: four hundred out here get caught in so many generous
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: fourteen thousand four hunting. Sorry about that, Mr Her for love,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: for love, for love, Yeah, she's not giving up anything
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: for him. She wants no one to know. She likes
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: her money and her promo show. You can't do one
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: round with somebody that's stupid. He just made a sacrifice
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: for the woman he loved. Guys, you guys have never
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: made sacrifices for the woman. You stupid. You don't think
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: all her girlfriends know this? Of course you believe with
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: this food, that's him. So he took a cut for me.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get married and live happily ever after. You
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: don't think so? All right, listen, money, we have to go.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: If you have relationship issues and you want our advice,
• 1:08:37
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• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: my Girls Shirley. Okay, now switching gears. Listen. A former
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: child star, This is a really sad story. This is
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: so sad. Maya Cambell Remember beautiful Maya Campbell. She used
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: to be on that l O Cool Show, Cool J Show.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Um in Our House, in the House, in the house, Yeah,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: beautiful girl. Anyway, she really may have fallen off the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: wagon again if you remember Um. She revealed that she
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: was diagnosed with bipolar disorder and appeared. She appeared with
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Ian le van Zand on Fixed My Life back in
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: two thousand and twelve. She was living in a rehab
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: facility at the time. She reportedly had remained sober for
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: a couple of years. However, a recent video of her
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: went viral after Atlanta rapper Teehood posted foot posted footage
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: of her at a gas station asking about a crack
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: uh situation and describing the details about a man who
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: allegedly raped her. This is so sad. After the disturbing
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: video hit the internet, l O cool J took to
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: social media and asked fans to help him find his
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: former co star. L L also blasted the rapper who
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: posted the clip as he should have and tweeted, instead
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: of pulling out your phone and filming someone who's obviously
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: having trouble, maybe Linda helping hand. How about that A
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: kind war, perhaps one more thing. My ea has responded
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to LLL's message, Uh so that's good news. In a
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: video filmed at her barbershop job, she said, Hey Todd Well,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: I love you. I don't need help. I need a
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: benefit concert for mental health. Don't tmz me, It's really me.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: We're good. I'm doing property, I have investments and my
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: show is called from the Bottom Up season two. So
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah so yeah, yeah beautiful. Yeah I
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: really do. I really like that. Yeah yeah yeah. So anyway, man,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: but I just I remember that show. You remember that show.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: She was good at that show. Yes, I remember when Yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I remember when Debbie Allen was on there. When it
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: initially started. You know, LLL started the fat role one
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: leg Yes he did. Yes, anybody did it? Yes he did,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: yes he did. Yeah did you do? Jack a one
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: act up? But he did start to yeah, rocket what
• 1:11:13
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• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: Sneakers or stress? You? No notions? Rated? Alright, coming up
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: our bad grammar segment. We'll explain more when we come back.
• 1:11:32
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• 1:11:40
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• 1:11:44
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• 1:11:47
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• 1:11:50
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• 1:11:53
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• 1:11:56
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• 1:12:04
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• 1:12:08
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  Speaker 1: a lot of fun. We'll talk about a lot of
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: the behind the scenes stuff that happens on the show
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: that you don't get a chance to see and hear about.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: But I'll just join us. It's fun. It's fun. I'm
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: having a viewing party. You are, yes, in the middle
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: of the day. Yeah, that's when we're on, right, But
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: don't go free work. No, they're taking off today. Yeah,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: they're a great, big deal. You got big time friends,
• 1:12:41
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• 1:12:44
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• 1:12:47
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• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: be on the show. So this is big. Thank you Steve.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: That your dv Ara's surely got ria carpet and yes,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: yes everything thing caterers because you know I'm not cooking,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: not in my gown. Oh and I will be wearing
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: a gown. Did I mention that? Really? To get to
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: greet your guests, and you have somebody announcing people, yes, Ja, yes,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: this is coming in introducing the Butlers from the Compton
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Butler's alright, alright. And you, on the other hand, jayant
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: And and Tommy Denzel won't be watching yourself. Oh you're
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Sydney Potier. I don't believe you. Let me hear it.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: Let me hear Sydney. So who am I all? Unless
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: you want to be I want to be. Unless you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: want to be working Freeman, no one wants to be
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: you want an oscar? Yes he did, so did this out.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be about his boy mama. All right,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: come on, let's go with bad grammar. Oh yeah, this
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: is perfect for you, you know, because show for a
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: long time. I really yes, it makes me cringe every
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: time you guys mess up these words. So this is
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: called words, and black people on this show mess up.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: All right, So let's begin number one. This is easy.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: You do it a lot that Dare. I don't have
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: to start what the problem is? Yeah, Dare, Look at man,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: you're gonna eat that? Yeah? Oh my god. The correct
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: way to say it, Jay in Junior and Thomas is
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: that over there? Are you going to eat that? Over?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: That takes too long to go with. That's how we
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: get a fasta all right, let's move on when we
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: get there even better, what we're gonna do about that situation? Yes?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: That over there? Ye alright? Number two about to No,
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: it's not about to about to. No, it's about to.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: I'm about to I'm about to go upside your head.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I'm about to go to sleep, I'm about to watch
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: some TV. I'm about to eat that death. It's I'm
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: going to or I'm about to, not not about to
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: about I'm about to disagree with you. Should you guys
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: makeout to face? Yeah, to cry, she's about to crash.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. I'm about to about that dad. Here's another one.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Here's another one. I hear this a lot on the show.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: I'm post to. What is that I'm posting? I'm posed
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: beyond tomorrow, but I'll change my man. I'm polled to.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: But since since that dad and came up, I'm about
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: to come here. That is incorrect. The correct way to
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: say it is supposed to. I'm supposed to. I say
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: it all the time, supposed to imposed to eat that dad,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: I'm about to change my mind. That's goods and it's
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: and it's not supposedly supposedly polling posing. I don't want
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: to say it like that, you correct, come on with it,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: tild want to come right now to people can understand
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. I don't understand. I didn't even know
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: it was supposed there's no supposed No, it's not supposedly
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: supposedly Okay, okay, alright, alright. See I'm saying, oh, that's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: perfect that I can't even believe. I'm saying, Okay, Sam saying,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what you've been trying to do
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: is correct us. Sim'm saying, we ain't gonna talk like that.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: We're supposed to be talking like we talk. I'm saying,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I just want to know there is a correct way
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: of saying what you said. I'm saying, no, it's do
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: you see what I am hosting and you can't see it?
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: No way. This is going to hurt to me short
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: because I've never sucking proper in my life. But I'm
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: just letting you know that there's another way to do things.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Okay with not with that, Dad, ain't what I'm saying,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: You're so wrong. This is when I hear Steve say
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: all the time, especially when he was on the road
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: doing his stand up mom and them, Oh yeah, mama involved. Yeah,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. What do you think. Yeah, it's
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: mother and them or mama and them them, it's them Okay,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: mama Karen calling him? Yeah yeah, coming over here about
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: to talk about that. Then all right, coming up at
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we're going to talk about
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: a camper and a very hungry bear and we'll be
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening to the Steve Okay, Uh,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: what a way to wake up. Here's a teenager camping
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: in Colorado. He was awakened early Sunday morning by a
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: bear that was biting his head. Oh my god, yeah,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: his head is. The nineteen year old kid he was
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: only been identified as Dylan says he woke up to
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a crunching sound and realized a bear had wrapped his
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: paw around him and taken a bite out of his head.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: What he said, the crunching sound, uh, he heard was
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: the bear's teeth biting into his skull. This is craziness.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: The bear tried to drag Dylon, but let go after
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: Dylan poked him in the eye. Thank you, Dylan. That
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  Speaker 1: was a good thinking, right, And you're gonna give me
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  Speaker 1: my head. You're gonna give me whatever. They're gonna patch
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  Speaker 1: that back in there some food. Yeah, Dylan suffer what
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: I'm revenue with Leo DiCaprio. Yes, because he did, oh
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: my god, several gashes to the head. He was treated
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: at the hospital where he received nine staples, nine staples
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: in his skull. Authorities are searching for the bear. What
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: are they gonna do? Arrest of man, the rest of
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: that head, his mouth and be back in The bear
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: ran after the attack camp. That's so crazy, and they
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: had just doing what do Yeah, but you wake up
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: after the crunching sound. I think I probably would have. Yeah,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: I would have gotten up a little earlier. Can you
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: imagine no waking up your skull. I'll play a bear
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: one bite because after that black people gain promise you
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: didn't gonna be one bite. You're gonna get What are
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: the police gonna do to the bear? Though? That's a bear?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: But then he out in the woods. What's bearing? Yeah?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: You know the other bears gonna read him out him?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: He did rats on dealing? Have you been king? No,
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not. No, you don't don't even look over here.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: I'm dreaming the hotel. I don't want to be outside
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  Speaker 1: at all. But I'm not an outside person fishing and
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: all that. You don't fish, no, hell no, from you
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: have fish. I'll show you right now. Let's see. No,
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  Speaker 1: not that one, none, not that one. No, not that one. No,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: not that one. Yeah, that one right that fishes. Yeah,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: you relay him for me, and I'll yeah, that's how
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: I feel our activities, you know. Uh No, I'm just
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: from the country. I don't live a country life. Okay, okay,
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: you know about that life. You know, not either. But
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Tommy fishes all the time and the outdoor. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: I got a buddy in man. He always wants to
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: take me fishing house, but I ain't going. And then
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: it comes how long you guys been out there? Four hours?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: How many fish did you get? One? I can't get
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: fish real quick, not that one, not that, not that one,
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: that one. It looks like an enormous waste of time, right,
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: But they say they think they can clearly relaxed, very relaxing.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: I can get a fish, eat fool, and I'm thinking
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: and go to bed and you're relaxed anyway, even better,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: j I just had the Chilean sea band. Yeah. Whatever
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: you're fishing, you why you have to have trying to
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: find one. If you ain't been fishing, I feel sorry
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: for you. You can't get taught. U sauce outside still
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: on the boat. I got your fish. You know why,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I've never been fishing. It just doesn't appeal to My
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: son fishes when my father was allowing, Hi, my son
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: go fishing all the time. Absolutely love it. And they
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: tell us we don't know what we're missing. I mean,
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: it could be something to that. But this is one
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: of those things I'll never know. I'll never know how
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: great been camping, Tommy. But sell sell us fish. We've
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: never been fishing. Okay, we all went fishing, just just
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: we just complaining. Yeah, that would be so cool. Don't
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: tell us to sell it to us. Sell it all right.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: You're out there, you're fishing, You're on the water, you're
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: on the boat. The waves are not too high because
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: you don't want to be fishing out there when the
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: water going crazy. You got your lying out there. It's
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: been sitting out there by twenty minutes, and you know
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: what you're waiting. You gotta be in your hand. You
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: got you with your boys, and then all of a
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: sudden you get that pool. That pool is one of
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: the greatest pools in the world. Because you're like, oh
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: my god, it's something. Something has been to hook Shirley.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: And you get that. You ain't calling yet. You ain't
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: call him yet. He's just biting. He's on it. Now
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: we got to get We got to get him in.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: How long does this take? What I'm getting it? That's
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: taken me in Miami. It has taken me twenty five
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: minutes to get a fish in. What's the longest you've
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: been out there fishing? The longest you've stayed out to fish.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: I've been out there eight hours. How did you catch one?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many. We caught a lot of fish,
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: but I was out there eight hours. Okay, okay, all right, continue,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: But now when you get the fish to the boat, Yeah,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna have a guy, the guy that's
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: gonna come out there with a hook and bring the
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: fish in and you and I think the biggest one
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: I caught no, like eighteen inches long, eighty right in there,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 1: a dolphin fish dolphins. Yeah, it's like when you hear
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: people eat my fish. You got you gotta fish. You
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: ain't got no fries, no hot So the fish can
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: just get off the hook. It's a possibility. You could
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: be you could be pulling me in for twenty minutes
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: and he could pull off you use other fish. How
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: is this appealing? Though? I don't don't. I haven't heard
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: anything that's gonna make me go out there. Nothing. Some
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: people right now listening to y'all say that about the
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: craziest people ever heard of fishing me and the fishing
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: women out there. So I got to touch the fish
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: to put it on the line for Wait, we'll be
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: back after this. We'll be back. You're listening to the
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, here's a question for everyone. Everyone.
• 1:26:44
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• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: live forever? That's the question. Just last year, scientist Daffy
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: Albert Einstein College of Medicine came to the conclusion that
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: humans are living as long as they possibly can these days,
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: with the best of them getting up to who knew
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: a hundred and fifteen years old? Fifteen years old? Yeah?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: Uh well. Now, a group of Canadian researchers believe that
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: humans don't have a limit. That's right. One day human
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: beings might actually be able to live forever. They point
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: out the lifestyle span, that lifespans continue to get longer
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: and longer, and that they don't see an end in sight.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Would you want to though, I think you already answered
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: taking care of myself so I don't see that happening.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: You don't want to be, But I do want to
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: be a bother to my children? Yes, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: And even when I'm going, I want to be you know, cremated.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: Put in the living room. And when you walk, page,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: God put you in the ground. Don't be any when
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: you walk, your hands come out. That would be the
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: scariest thing at night, that would be the scariest thing.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: Hang around if I could do it. I got in shape,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, in shape. Oh yeah, healthy, look good and
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: you're healthy yeah strong, Yeah, look good. Though I don't
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: know what oh wait, what's yeah? Wait what what? Tommy?
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: Say it again? I said, I hang around? If I
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: can still do it, still do it? Do it? Have sex?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: I thought, even if you why y'all stay here? But
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: you want you want working it working in younger women
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: had a hundred night girls A nine little semio, what
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: way to yea A hearty against the law. You're bringing
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: a law somewhere. Yeah, stick in the hundred fifteen years.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: You're just robbing the winking at me, black boy, you
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: have all kinds of colored pills, blue, yellow, red, what
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: the color? They're not all blue? So you know heard
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: So you've heard yellow, yellow, one and they constant lone.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: So let me tell you another tip. Make sure you're
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: going to do something before you take one. Okay, you
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: don't waste, so what do you hold me? Money? Damn it?
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: But that's what you Okay, that's what you heard. That's
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: what I heard. My nice They look like skittles right now,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: and reds and yellows and talking about system shout already.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 1: I just like that extra work. You know, that's not healthy,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: that's not sat but people love it. People love it.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: Who are these people? Who are these strange people who
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: speak of people? Yeah? I just think when it's my time,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I want to go, you know, whenever that is? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: all right, yeah, you know, do something else. Okay, we'll
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: be right back whatever the Lord says. Yeah, we'll be
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: back after this. All right, you're listening, Steve. Oh wow,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: I never thought i'd hear this story, but here it is.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather in the news Uh, not good news either.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: He's responded to a report that he's waiting to receive
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: his payment from his upcoming mega fight against UFC superstar
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: Connor McGregor to pay off a two thousand fifteen text liability.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: So is he in tax trouble? Uh? Floyd posted, believe
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: half of what you see and none of what you hear,
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: especially when it comes to the media in this country,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: while everyone is counting my money and assuming the worst,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: these are the facts. Uncle Sam received twenty six million dollars. Okay,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: six zeros. I just wanted to make sure I got
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: there right. Twenty six million dollars from me in two
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: thousand and fifteen. What else could they possibly want? I'm
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: sure I would have been notified much sooner if there
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: were any real discrepancies, right, bottom line, everybody just wants
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: to be a part of the money may show, including
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: the I r US. That's fine. You can crunch numbers
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: all day, but in the end, my empire is rock
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: solid and intact. Now calculate that hashtag t MT, hashtag
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather, hashtag TB hashtag may Web to the no
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: no no, He posted, Okay, but I'm with him though,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: Come on if he paid them twenty six million dollars,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: what more could they want? But still he didn't say
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: it like he U yeah, saying I owe some more? Yes,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: every yeah, Okay, So so y'all saying, okay the twenty
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: six milliy'all got that? Saw some more? Lord? Can they
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: want six million dollars? You just don't talk. I know that,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: but still million dollars should be enough. You just don't
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 1: talk to the A. The rs and Ma Green are
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: two people I love. Yeah, all right. ESPNS Darren raval
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: Or Revel reported yesterday that Mayweather had requested a reprieve
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: from the I R S until after the McGregor fight,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: but he took to Instagram UH today to clarify things.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Per Revel, Mayweather made two hundred and twenty million from
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: his win over Manny Pacio alone in two thousand and fifteen.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: Revel also detailed precisely what Mayweather has been charged to pay.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 1: Mayweathers two hundred two thousand fifteen taxes are currently fifteen
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: months past do, which would equal a seven point five
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: percent charge on top of what he's owed. Okay, so
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: if he so, if he's late, then these are late
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: payments he's saying seven seven point five seven and a
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: half percent charge on top of what job. If you're
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: fifteen months late, then wow, that's a lot of months.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 1: Just take a couple more months and you be there
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: with the fight a lot. Talk to the r No,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: you're right, you're you're absolutely right. It's a government agency.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: They can shut you down. They can shut your bank
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: accounts down, all of that. They can take your stuff,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: confiscate your belongings in your home, all of that. Some more, yes, sir,
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: coming right up, sir. Alright, Uh, let's marinate on that.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: Make sure our taxes are intact. All right, here we go.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, time for just one more thing,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. This day went by quickly,
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: yeah by, Yeah, it does. Um, gotta keep Yeah, it's
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: very juvenile. That's what we do on this show. Hey, listen,
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: here's a question, another question, or just just a statement.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: I guess I'll ask a question later. If you've always
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: thought it would be cool to work at Facebook, you know,
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: we talked about that. How these you know, tech companies
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: treat their employees so well? Unlike here with our crazy CEO. Right,
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: it's about to get I know, you can't get upset, right,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: and it's about to get even cooler though, to work
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: at Facebook, The company is just announced plans to open
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: a brand new campus that will basically make it so
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: employees will never want to leave, and many of them
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: won't even have to. The new facility, called the Willow Campus,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: is a new fifty nine acre campus across the street
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: from its current Midlo Menlo Park, California headquarters. It will
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: feature hundred on campus of apartment two five below market rates,
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: as well as parks, local transportation, retail space, a grocery store,
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: and a pharmacy so you never have to leave Here's yes,
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: But would you ever want to live that close to
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: work though? I mean, because we are fairly close to work,
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: but that like right on campus, you just walk to work. Yeah,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: as early as we have to give up get up though.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: It's kind of something to think of. But yeah, it's
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: very very But it has parks, it has local transportation,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: as a retail space, it has a grocery store, of pharmacy,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: and as everything but a church. The world. When you're
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: that close to work, you can't play sick. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: it's like you're always at work. Yeah you are. Yeah,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: we need them to cut this and do this, come
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: in extra to do this. Let's walk over there and
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: see how he doing. Where's the department? B right? Yeah,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about his dad. Bea not go over here
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: and see him eat some Yeah that's that's a little network. Yeah,
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: it's little just working together. Were fine because I like
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: the wild when I get to the house, I don't
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: want by wilding out. I did air quotes by wilding out?
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: What do you mean, nephew, that's two or more people. Sure,
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: that's what? Okay? And are you? Are you naked? Ya? Say?
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: Time I came in this world naked Jr. Now, why
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: can't I walk around the way the Lord Maiden? Why
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: that's a little more information visual do y'all? Don't walk
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: around like that, y'all. Don't walk around y'all. No, no, y'all.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: Just keep clothes on all through the But tell me
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: you have kids. What did they say? They're gonna have
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: to grow up fast? That's why get your signs. Buck,
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: learn something around here. You don't wear a robe at all,
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: at least a towel. I wear the world, but it'd
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: be open. It's too hot. It's too hot for all
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: that to be tying that up like that the air on. Boy,
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: I will never room again with my dad. My dad
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: don't believe in putting no clothes over like I gonna
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: take a shower. I take drawls, shirts, shorts, don't take
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: the shower, water everywhere. Just wake up in the morning.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: He already on the baket on the cruise ship, just
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: looking out over the water. I take room, man, do it.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong, daddy, I got to have draws on. You
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: never know when you might have to leave the house
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 1: right away. At least you can run out in your drugs.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: But if you nack it now and it's nighttime. Yeah,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 1: you've never experienced a midnight drive naked. No, let you
• 1:39:41
  Speaker 1: want to have a lot of fun day. Get your
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: girl and jump in the car, get in in the
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 1: garage and pull out and just ride around the block naked.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Jay, it's the greatest experience. And how
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: the winners down let the wind blow through that. This
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 1: is an experience that you do not want to miss.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 1: But Tommy, what if something happens, if you get a
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 1: flash the risk. We take, no risk, no reward. That's
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 1: the risk we take. I mean serious. Take you driving
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 1: lines in with you said you always got your credentials. Okay,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: were you gonna put them? You don't have any clothes on.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna put them? You can put them. You
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: put them somewhere in the car. You put them in
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: globe compartment on, put them in there somewhere, ash tray,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: I got, I got a white leather seats so that rules.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: Don't go get get now, it's not the year. That
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: is not a visual to entertain at this moment. You
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: gotta do the midnight drive man, you gotta do it man. Wow, Okay,
• 1:41:04
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• 1:41:06
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• 1:41:09
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