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Junior Sings, Vegans at BBQs, MTH, Lies Men Tell and more, · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: your baby now, I share will Good morning everybody. You
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  Speaker 1: I listened to the voice, come on dig me now.
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  Speaker 1: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Trying to do something
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  Speaker 1: with it too, man. Uh you know, um, I was
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  Speaker 1: having a conversation the other day with a young person
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  Speaker 1: and they were telling me how they felt that their
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  Speaker 1: life was stuck, that their life was in a rut,
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  Speaker 1: that they didn't know what to do next. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the things that was causing them this sadness or
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  Speaker 1: this depression. I mean, they really really into something right now.
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  Speaker 1: One of the things that was causing it was the
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  Speaker 1: fact that they had made a list of things they
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  Speaker 1: wanted to accomplish by a certain age, and that age
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  Speaker 1: they just had a birthday recently, and they were looking
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  Speaker 1: at the list and the list hadn't been fulfilled. And
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  Speaker 1: because that list hadn't been fulfilled, they were really really
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  Speaker 1: sad about it, you know. Um one of the things
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  Speaker 1: that they had on the list was marriage, kids, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't know everything else that was on the list,
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  Speaker 1: but that was one of them. And because she had
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  Speaker 1: reached a certain age and she wasn't married, and she
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the kids, and she had just celebrated her birthday,
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  Speaker 1: she's gone into this uh mode of sadness, whereas really
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  Speaker 1: really taking a toll on her and us. As I
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  Speaker 1: was learning about her situation, I was thinking about it,
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  Speaker 1: and I just wanted to share this with you all
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  Speaker 1: this morning that one of the things about making a
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  Speaker 1: list about what you want, which I happen to be
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  Speaker 1: a proponent of, I do it myself. I have people
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  Speaker 1: have dream boards, I have a gold sheet I have.
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing it for years. It's a It's a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful way to set goals and to keep it in
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  Speaker 1: front of you as a constant reminder. And I always
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  Speaker 1: go over this goal list every day, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: mean I go of it all the time, every day.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I miss a day here and there, but mostly
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  Speaker 1: every day I pulled my gold sheet out and I
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  Speaker 1: look at it, I read it. So I was going
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  Speaker 1: to these rallies and I was learning about, you know,
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  Speaker 1: people who were successful in how they kept their mind
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  Speaker 1: writing positive. And one of the things I learned was
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  Speaker 1: to make these dream boards, these lists, these gold sheets.
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  Speaker 1: And in making a gold sheet, and you make the
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  Speaker 1: sheet according to what you want, think about one thing
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  Speaker 1: when you made your gold sheet, about what you want it?
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  Speaker 1: Does your goal sheet have on it what God wants
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  Speaker 1: from you? Did you ask in any of this what
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  Speaker 1: was His will in your life? You know? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: what we want oftentimes is not what He wants for us.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, if you're fighting against what you were
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  Speaker 1: created for, if you're fighting against his will, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what do you want to happen? See? Don't be so
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  Speaker 1: hard on yourself when you look at your goal sheet
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  Speaker 1: and you look at what you've not become what you
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  Speaker 1: thought was a great idea. Don't be so hard on
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  Speaker 1: yourself because you just made a minded mistake. As do
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  Speaker 1: most people, we oftentimes make our goals and set our
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  Speaker 1: goals up without ever considering what is it that God
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  Speaker 1: wants from us. We keep talking about what we want
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  Speaker 1: without ever finding out and knowing what it is God
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  Speaker 1: wants for us. Well, guess what, man, Maybe you're fighting
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  Speaker 1: against the grain. Maybe you're just a salmon heading upstream.
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  Speaker 1: That's a tough fight upstream. Not all salmons get up
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  Speaker 1: to the spawning grounds, you know. Some of them don't
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  Speaker 1: make it upstream, you know. But all of them, nearly
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  Speaker 1: all of them, except the ones that's killed by prey.
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  Speaker 1: When they're spawned, they go out to the ocean. That's
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  Speaker 1: cool because you're going because you're going with the grain.
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  Speaker 1: You're going downstream. You're going with the flow. That's but
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  Speaker 1: when it's time to go against the grain, it's tough.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of us have just been going against
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  Speaker 1: the grain for all of these years. But you know what, listen, man,
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  Speaker 1: I did it. I know a lot of people who
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  Speaker 1: did it. Very few people get it right from the
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  Speaker 1: very beginning. Man, you got to stumble through life sometimes
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you got to fall through life. You gotta make
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  Speaker 1: a lot of mistakes, man, But these mistakes are not failures.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you fail at something, don't look at
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  Speaker 1: it as a failure. Don't look at yourself as a failure.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're thirty and you and your goals ain't reach
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  Speaker 1: that you had on your list. That was your list.
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  Speaker 1: What about the things that's going right. Stop looking at
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  Speaker 1: what you're not, take some time out and thank God
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  Speaker 1: for what you are. How about the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: keep waking up to be thirty? You know you get
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  Speaker 1: depressed about these birthdays. You really want to throw yourself
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  Speaker 1: in some depression. Miss a birthday, You really got a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Now look at where you are. You keep reaching birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: That's a glorious blessing. You keep waking up. You got
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  Speaker 1: your health, You've accomplished something. Something on your list is done.
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  Speaker 1: People spend too much time on the negative side, and
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  Speaker 1: you're just throwing yourself into depression. So what, you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be married by a certain age and you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to have kids, Okay, cool, You could have done all
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  Speaker 1: that with the wrong person. There's a blessing in not
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  Speaker 1: being married to the wrong person. There's a blessing in
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  Speaker 1: not having kids and nobody to help you raise it.
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  Speaker 1: There's a blessing in that man talking to somebody who
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  Speaker 1: can tell it to you. You can marry the wrong
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  Speaker 1: person if you want to. I'm telling you you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be up in some mess you can't count on. So
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  Speaker 1: instead of being angry because you're not married, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have kids, why don't you thank God demand Maybe he
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  Speaker 1: spared you from some misery here. Maybe you could have
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  Speaker 1: married the wrong person. Maybe you have kids and you're
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  Speaker 1: not really ready to be a mother or a father.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta look at the upside, man, Quit looking at
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  Speaker 1: what you don't have. Take some time to thank God
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  Speaker 1: for what you do have. When you do that, you
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  Speaker 1: make more room for blessings to flow into your life.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying how God thinks, because I really don't know,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm telling you if a person comes to me
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  Speaker 1: and I always give a person something and they never
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  Speaker 1: appear grateful, or they never say thank you, please, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can quit coming to me now. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: that's how God works, because I've gone back to him
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  Speaker 1: several times without being grateful of thanking him, and he's
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  Speaker 1: feeling my basket up again. So I really think he's
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  Speaker 1: not like that. But I can't make the call for sure.
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  Speaker 1: But I think at one point in time, me, just
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  Speaker 1: just me talking, i'd be a little ticked off at
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  Speaker 1: somebody who was always taken, taking, taking, and never showing
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  Speaker 1: any gratitude. At one point in time, I would just
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  Speaker 1: stop the flow of the take you know, you just
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  Speaker 1: you can't take no more from me. That's what I would. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not calling it like that because I ain't him,
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  Speaker 1: but I know he's merciful, He's full of goodness and
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  Speaker 1: here and there, and he'll forgive you. And thank God
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  Speaker 1: he does that because he's shown enough done it for me.
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  Speaker 1: But wow, man, take some time out today and be
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  Speaker 1: grateful for what you have. Stop complaining about where you're not,
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  Speaker 1: and think about where you are, and then take it
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  Speaker 1: from there. And then next time you make a list,
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  Speaker 1: make sure on that list you have God's will. What
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  Speaker 1: does he want for you? God create give everybody a
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  Speaker 1: gift and a talent. Some of us never apply gifts
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  Speaker 1: and talents. We head off in another direction. Then you
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  Speaker 1: wonder why your life ain't where its supposed to be.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about what God gifted you to do?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about doing that? And stip skip
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  Speaker 1: what you want. I wanted to play in the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: but I gotta tell you something. At dribbling and shooting
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  Speaker 1: and running all at one time, throwing me off a
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  Speaker 1: little bit you know. It's so I'm doing what I do.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. You can look at it that way. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening show, ladies and gentlemen, it's about to go down.
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  Speaker 1: If I were you, this is what I would do.
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  Speaker 1: Call your mama, Neil. Tell him. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: Sherley Straw right now, right now, Carller for real rat now,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve the bubbly told curly Junior. Oh, y'all, mistress, y'all, y'all, mistress.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell y'all in a minute. Junior, what's something morning? Uncle?
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  Speaker 1: Yes he is. Fuh Jay Anthony Brown? What up? Steve Harvey?
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  Speaker 1: Watch out, damn man? Top of the Morning, Thomas Miles,
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  Speaker 1: yours off a steed? What it do? What it do?
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  Speaker 1: Sherley Carller, Junior, and Jay? Well, the reason I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: him and what you all missed was the straw Pa yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: woman wrote in anonymously. At first wouldn't say who it was.
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  Speaker 1: She hasn't this man she's never met and the sheer food.
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  Speaker 1: She's falling in love with him and has never met him,
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  Speaker 1: but the sound of his voice makes her toes curl.
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  Speaker 1: She would talk about Junior come on, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: a junior, Yeah that right there, Yeah, that's that's to
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  Speaker 1: cur I'm talking about right I'm popping big toels off
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  Speaker 1: right now. Okay, she's listening to junior right now. What
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  Speaker 1: do you have to say, Junior? You know what to
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  Speaker 1: really do it for her? If you sing some Jodice, man,
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  Speaker 1: she ain't't be able to hand that because if I
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  Speaker 1: just talk her toes curling, come on, take my mind,
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  Speaker 1: my house and my car for you. You can't have
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  Speaker 1: it all, hey, because making love every time we do
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  Speaker 1: curl is worse than because I'm in attic for you.
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  Speaker 1: This drives me crazy. I can't leave you alone. You've
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  Speaker 1: got me fee? Can me fee for? You can't leave
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  Speaker 1: you alone? She got curly. You got to get feel
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  Speaker 1: in her hair? Right you boom see them? Ven you
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  Speaker 1: boy boy? You making her toes all dude? Is fun? You?
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  Speaker 1: Oh thank you? Junior girl. I know right now she
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  Speaker 1: in a ball coming up at thirty two after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: That was greatness all right, coming up in about ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Things vegans will be saying on the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 1: Right this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Jay and uh, you guys are here to tell
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  Speaker 1: us things that vegans will be saying that the fourth
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  Speaker 1: of July is coming up. So and this is gonna
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  Speaker 1: be interesting because three of my kids is vegan. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you'll probably hear a lot of this stuff. Then
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  Speaker 1: I'm a vegan right now. I'm a vegan all the
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  Speaker 1: way up to the before, y'all. I was gonna fifteen
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  Speaker 1: days before I went to the minery. But I break
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  Speaker 1: that meat out on meat days of July's meet days.
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  Speaker 1: A matter of fact, it'll be all you see you do, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when there was never a vegan, never new one,
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  Speaker 1: new one. Yeah, remember vegetarians, but never straight vegan. I'm vegetarian.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody ate me. Here we go. These are things vegans
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  Speaker 1: and vegetarians will be saying at the fourth of July. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Steven Stephen comes apout it. If you knew what the
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  Speaker 1: chickens were eating, you would eat chicken. M Well, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what the damn chickens, and so I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna doing this chicken. I don't know what they eat,
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  Speaker 1: but I know what I'm gonna beat. But chicken. So
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  Speaker 1: so you just gonna eat meat in front of me? Huh, girl,
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  Speaker 1: I eat meet in front of you, behind you, under you,
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  Speaker 1: on top of you. I'm talking to my kids. I
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  Speaker 1: don't eat meat when I was paying all them damn
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  Speaker 1: college tuitions. Your ass ain't gotta pay loans on it.
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  Speaker 1: One is that meat that smell it? Damn show? Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't calling? I can tell you that. So kitty, don't
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  Speaker 1: have a smell. Yeah, you have a grilled tomato. There
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  Speaker 1: is no smell. No why because it don't be long
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  Speaker 1: on the damn grill's angry. You know how long meat
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  Speaker 1: stay in your system A long time, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: I won't be That's what I do. Put it in
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  Speaker 1: now another one. If that's got meat in it, then
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  Speaker 1: I can't eat it. Oh yeah, but what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: eat there because everything you got meat in it. Greens
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  Speaker 1: got meat in it. I got meat in the damn
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  Speaker 1: mac and cheese this year. It's meat next to all
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  Speaker 1: that damn bread we got. We gotta gal met in
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  Speaker 1: the meat. I got the house standing over there in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of that grass case. I run out of stupid.
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  Speaker 1: You stay ready, I know I know your head who
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  Speaker 1: gave the baby meat? H I gave the baby to
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  Speaker 1: meet who you think gave the baby meat? Look how
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  Speaker 1: happy the baby looks. Going over there and taking me
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  Speaker 1: from the baby watching baby started crying. Gave my grandson
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  Speaker 1: to slam jail. My daughter had a heart attack. Was crime.
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  Speaker 1: Came right back in that office. I gave him another one.
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  Speaker 1: As I told you, I was a vegan. But you
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  Speaker 1: got meat over here? Seriously? Seriously? Yeah yeah, And it
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  Speaker 1: is the fourth of July and it and ask your
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  Speaker 1: question any of your vegan friends. Bobby cuing because it
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing to Bobbie cut Why ain't you over there?
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  Speaker 1: Damn over here? Y'all trying to smell me? You think
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  Speaker 1: vegans are sad? Said, yeah, very sad. I can we
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  Speaker 1: tad these getting hot dogs? Not on this grill? Year
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  Speaker 1: you can't the grill were putting meat on this grill.
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  Speaker 1: I know. I bought the kids an easy bake oven
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  Speaker 1: two years ago from Christmas. Somebody going to basement and
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  Speaker 1: get that and there ain't hot dogs, no to him way,
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  Speaker 1: just the one. You ever seen that video? What the health?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeall saw it? Yes, I saw it. I
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  Speaker 1: was in ain't n chickens and cows in that video
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  Speaker 1: on this green. I was watching it eating meat. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I saw it. It exactly what's gonna happen, That's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what it. Yeah, the one that always killed me though.
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  Speaker 1: But they wanted the greens. But oh, you put meat
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  Speaker 1: in there with the grin. Oh no, I can't eat
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  Speaker 1: those dream Yeah, eat around them. Who wants flee? They
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  Speaker 1: don't want to meet anywhere near their food? I did.
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  Speaker 1: I just asked a vegan, just one simple question. What
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  Speaker 1: don't you miss fool? Don't you miss bed? You don't
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  Speaker 1: miss that? I mean, I'm not mad at their lifestyle,
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  Speaker 1: you know, but mess with me? But tell yeah, don't tell? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't yeah, and stop going when the cooking meat that
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  Speaker 1: that's all? You bring a lunchbox. I'll just bring your
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  Speaker 1: meal in the container and sit over in the corner.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be disgruntled, but you hear grunt. So how
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  Speaker 1: much meat are you guys planning to eat? This? Fourth? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Man flabs slab labs bringing my own forking knife. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta worry about me. Just I stopped it in. But
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  Speaker 1: I missed chicken so much I really due. Oh, you're
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  Speaker 1: currently a vegan stopped miss chicken. I see it because
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  Speaker 1: the chicken is everywhere. Yeah, it is and in everything.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. You don't want no popeyes, Jake, I do.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I'm having a draw. Wow. So
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  Speaker 1: what is that like for you? Jay? What? What are
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  Speaker 1: you eating? Um? Just vegetarian stuff, that's about it. You know, dude,
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  Speaker 1: but I missed. I don't understand a fat vegetarian. That's
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  Speaker 1: kind of ah. I know one. I'm not talking about you, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about I just don't know fat fear all right, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a nephew with run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back? Right after this. You're listening show nephew Tommy
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  Speaker 1: in the building four, run that prank back? What you
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  Speaker 1: got for? Church? Fee? Fee? Ch church fee? Running? Can run?
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  Speaker 1: He can run? Running a cat. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach us to trade. Hey, how you doing? This
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  Speaker 1: is uh? This is brother Glenn from the church. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: brother Glenn, how are you doing? I'm good, I'm good,
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  Speaker 1: I'm real good. Did you enjoy service morning? Oh? I
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  Speaker 1: enjoyed it? Pasta who pastor brought it down? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: That was a word for me, right right? Right, right,
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  Speaker 1: So what do our old the pleasure that's called I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to give you some information that the that the
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  Speaker 1: church has come up with, and we wanted to let
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  Speaker 1: you know what was going on before next Sunday. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't interrupt you that. Oh no, no, I actually I
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  Speaker 1: may sound a little a little off a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get getting ready for my little babies,
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  Speaker 1: my little darlins, and I'm trying to your voice sounds
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  Speaker 1: so familiar to me. It just sounds so familiar, trying
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  Speaker 1: to play place that voice. Okay, well, you've seen me
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  Speaker 1: at the church quite a few times. I think I
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  Speaker 1: have I'm just trying to place it. I can't place
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  Speaker 1: it right now. But look at what Nevertheless, I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted here's here's what's going on U. Now you are
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  Speaker 1: aware of that for the last the last six Sundays,
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  Speaker 1: you've been actually coming in the service late. Have you
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  Speaker 1: realized that, Yes, I know, I'm sorry about that, but
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  Speaker 1: uh you know, yes, I have. I have my reasons.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, okay, Well here's what's going on. The officials
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  Speaker 1: at the church have gotten together and this is what
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  Speaker 1: they've decided on, is that anybody who is late starting
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  Speaker 1: next Sunday, there would be a fifteen dollar charge for
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  Speaker 1: that for coming in and disrupting services. Fastest tide of
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  Speaker 1: service being disrupted, people walking in late that that could
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  Speaker 1: not come at a worse time. I don't have fifteen
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  Speaker 1: dollars to give. I don't I don't have it. Oh um, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry that we late. I am We
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  Speaker 1: are doing our best. I have three kids. I have
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: three young kids, two seven and nine, and they are
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  Speaker 1: a handful, and and and we do the best that
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: we can to get the church on time and and
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: to tell your truth. When we get there. It's during
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: praise and worship, I mean pass. They ain't even preaching yet,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: so I know it's not past, it's not up yet.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: But he's he's stating that people coming in. It just
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: seems very disrupted to the service that's going on. That's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: so Nevertheless, like I said, this is a warning call,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you know, to let you know that if you are
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: late on next Sunday, then they will be charging you
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: fifteen dollars a late charge. And actually you won't be
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: able to even come in until you are until you
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: pay the fiftien dollars. I can't even get in church
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: with we Look, okay, look I don't I don't owe nothing.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I don't owe you no explanation. But I need to
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: tell you something. We are me and my kids for
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: the last few sundays that we've been late. It's because
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: my car broke down. We are owned the bus man
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: public transportation. Okay, I mean, and I understand, I understand.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I civiltize with everything that you're going through. But why
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: are you called if you understand? How are you calling
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: me about fifteen dollars? If you understand what I'm going through?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Well I didn't. I first party didn't know what you
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: were going Why are you raising your voice at Why
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: are you raising did you just at me? You know what?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: You know what I think? You're raising your voice at me?
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: How dare you call me about this? About a feat?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm there at church? I got my key in deaths.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Trying to raise them up is where they should go,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: just like the Bible say. And you know why I
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: gotta do this and why I'm the late? Why why
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: we got to chesch the bus? Do you understand why
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that is? Brother Glenn, No, I do not. That is
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: because they do their dad they and they, Yes, Tracy,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: you got to calm down a little bit now. Oh
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  Speaker 1: Jesus help me, Jesus, help me, Jesus. Okay, listen us.
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  Speaker 1: All I can do is tell you this. I hope
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you can make it. Maybe you can catch an earlier bus,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and get there a little earlier.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: But but I'm just stating the fact that as of
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: next Sunday, if you come in late, it's fifteen dollars
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: late fee, and that's what you'll pay in order to
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: get in the service. You know what, Well, maybe next
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Sunday I just won't be there. How about that? You
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: know I'm already working six days a week. The only
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: day I have off is Sunday. I've been baking, breaking
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: my back. Do you know? I worked two jobs? I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: work two jobs, and they always trying to take money
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: out of my check, always trying to pull me here
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: and there, and I'm always tired. I get two hours
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: asleep and then now the church wants to dump another
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: fifteen dollars charging me for being at church. But that's
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: what I'm supposed to do. But you're coming in late though,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Sause to Tracy, you know what, you know what late
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: ain't bad. Okay, I might be, but I ain't denied,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm getting there the best way that I know how.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: We're on the bus. I have to put my kids
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: on the school bus. And not only have to put
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: them on the school buson I have to get on
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: the bus to myself to work because I don't have
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: a car. Because they daddy's ain't doing nothing nothing for them.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying to you? I need
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: to understand. Oh, Daddy number one, guess what he daddy
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: for two? He and jail been there by five years
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: he ain't. And Daddy number three he decided to go
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: ahead and walk out, ain't. I ain't heard from that
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: in about seven months now. He know we're struggling. He
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: had the nerve to take my wallet too. You don't.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: You don't even understand what I'm going through. You don't
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: even understand that I'm trying to make a better life
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: for me and my children. There is one more thing,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: sis to Tracy, that the church wants you to know
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: before next Sunday. Then you definitely need to know. But
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: what one more thing does the church want me to know?
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's about sixteen dollars the church just wants you to
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: know that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: morn Is Jail. You're sister Patrese got me to prank
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: phone call you. I am gonna what you know, I
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: ain't got time for that. No, I ain't got time
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: for that. All right, Oh, I got something for her.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: How about that to me? She said? She say, my
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: sister carbro down. She says, she got these kids. She
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: over there struggling and struggling, and she's trying to make it,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: but you gotta give a hard time. She just wanted,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: she wanted, she wanted you to put us. She wanted
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  Speaker 1: to put a smile on your face. What she well,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you want being settled out, I'm gonna have to say
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: she did. Okay, all right, Wow, now that I know
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you y'all were joking and now I know this is
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy. Hey, I gotta ask you something, baby, what's
• 27:49
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  Speaker 1: the land, That Steve Harvid Morning Show. Baby? All right,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening to the old school relationship
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: advice means well most of the time, but some of
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: it is out of touch and should become a thing
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: of the past. Some of these rules or tips need
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: to be redefined and clarified for the time we live
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: in now. This is according to psychologist doctor Joshua Clapal
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: for example, clap clap for example, Steve the old cliche
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: and this is biblical. Don't go to bed angry. Uh.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Doctor clapp Howe says, we've heard this classic, but it's unrealistic,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and sometimes going to bed mad and sleeping on it
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: is better. What do you say, do you see? Well?
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what were you with that? I wish
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: we could go to bed and not be mad. I
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: really do, right, I don't Nobody won't go to bed mad.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You know you got to sleep back to each other.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Somebody rolled over and touch you? You jumping? You don't
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: damn foot off. Nobody wants that. I think it's better
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: to do that. Now. Is it realistic to expect not
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: to ever go to bed? Man? Now? I don't think
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: it is. But that show ain'tcluded to go to bed man.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be up all night or you wake up mad.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something that you know. I hate
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: that if you let a woman go to bed, man
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: she wake up, she gonna be just as mad or
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: mad earth because she'd have thought about some most stuff. Yeah, now, dude,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: wake up and go, hey, baby, how you doing? How
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: the hell you think? How was our last night? When
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you shut your eyes exactly so exact? No, I think
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: he's wrong about it's not healthy. All right, Doctor clip
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: House says you can change them. He says it's a
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: romantic idea, the old cliche, you can change them. But
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: he points out, it's not your responsibility to change anyone. Right.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I agree with him. It's not your job to change anyone,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: nor don't nor do you have the ability, right, that's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: something that women have. I mean, we may as well
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: admit that. We're always trying for change. And I think
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: it's the nurturer in us. We always Yeah, we all
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: change him. Yeah, I change. I know he's like that
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: right now. But once he gave me six months, Yeah, yeah,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: let me work on him. Yeah, don't. I got this.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to work it every day, though, change
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: you do it everything. Yeah, but that all right, here's
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: another one. Some people never change. That's the cliche, the
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: old school cliche. Doctor Clip Howe says, on the flip side,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: the suggestion that someone is incapable of changing is wrong,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and it ignores the fact that we all have control
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: over our choices. So I absolutely agree with that. That's one.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: He's only said one thing I didn't agree with, and
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: that was the first one. Yeah, I agree with that.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: You don't go to bed will change? Yeah, people change
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: all right all the time. Here's another one, old school
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: love will keep you together. Love will keep you together.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: He says. This works in an old romantic movie, but
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: in real life it takes a lot more than love
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: to make it work. WHOA what love got to do? Yeah,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: got to do with it? What love? But a second
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: handed move? What right? Take it up? Gotta do it?
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with it, man. Yeah, you
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: gotta honor that commitment. You got to compromise, understanding, take
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the blame. Not be right all the time. Why eat? Yeah,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: you on it. It never worked for me never? All right,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: here's Junior. No, it's that love thing. I told her
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: I love her. But my replacement with at the dog
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: when you I'm just like, who is this? Oh this Chris?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: We're going to dinner? You ain't Chris, I love you though,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: to the left, to the left through you've been hard. Yeah,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: it's almost like what but you've grown up now you're
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: for now. Yeah you're good now. Yeah that was back. Yeah,
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't hand that. We've all been through some things
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: up to the game. Yeah, all right, old school love
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: will I mean, know your role in the relationship. That's
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: old school. Doctor clip How says, forget this old gender
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: stereotype and remember there's not a required way for you
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: to act. Your role in a relationship shouldn't always be
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the same. It's constantly shifting. I missed it. Stand Okay,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you're role. Know your role in the relationship. That's old
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: school thinking. Okay, Doctor Clapow says, forget this old gender
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: stereotype and remember there is not a required way for
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you to act. That's new school thinking. He says, your
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: role in a relationship isn't going to be the same
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: all the time. It's constantly changing. And that's a good thing,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: that's what he's saying. He says, it'll shift organically. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: and that's a good thing. You think your role should
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: stay the same in a relationship, Well, I mean I
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: think I think your roles have to be defined so
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: that everybody has an understanding of positioning. And then I
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: think there has to be some type of volved give
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: and take or sometimes the other person can do that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying like roles like you do all the
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: cleaning eye. I'm not talking about that. Yeah, but if
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: you're good with money, yeah, anything, yeah, I mean, you know,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and if you either side, if you roll playing, then
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: your roles change. Like you know, I might be Batman
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: one night, you know what I'm saying, but then next
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: night I might be in Credible Hook. You know what
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Your roles do change. I have to know
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that organically, right, organically and realistically, you're neither one. All right,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: here's old school. You should stay with them for better
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: or for worse, he says. He says. We all want
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: to think our partner will stick around no matter what.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: But if a relationship is unhealthy, you don't. You don't
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: need to stick it out o death do all? Right?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:48
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• 34:54
  Speaker 1: is still very real? Um j Anthony Brown, So Jay
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: you've been in the house. I was just creating songs.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: You've been You've been creating. You've been in creative most
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  Speaker 1: some other stuff I'm doing that makes me feel as
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  Speaker 1: if I have company. But that's a whole deal. Nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Can you get to this? I can't, Damn times I
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• 35:38
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  Speaker 1: I'll be bossed to show you the exit. I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 1: There's a body at a night you know everybody's going.
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  Speaker 1: If you feeling li se hain't your batter stay home
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  Speaker 1: need to take a hike. If your reason, we might like,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: what's the reason why you calling all night? No brothering bader,
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  Speaker 1: no calling on a dance dog, no calling banner, no
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  Speaker 1: coughing on a dance dog. Get out of here the
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  Speaker 1: door by lee, please leave, No father in danda. No
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  Speaker 1: coughing on a dance dog. No coughing dada, No coughing
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  Speaker 1: on the dance No, no father in danda, No clown
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: on the dance dog. No coffin baby, stupid, How you
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: think of that? No coughing baby, how you thinking that?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: No coping, babying on the dance floor. But you cof beat, Yeah,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: don't be a lot of that. Don't stop you. Once
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you stopped coughing. We have a whole different attitude towards
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: a cough now, Oh yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah you
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: used to let a cough go, you know, yeah, right right, yeah,
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• 37:58
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay, it's
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: time for comedy Roulette. Guys, Jay, please set it up
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  Speaker 1: for us. I can't do this without explaining it because
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: we have new listeners that are not familiar with how
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: this game go. I mean, new people tuning in right
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: now don't know what we're doing. So what I'm gonna
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: do now is explain how it work. Take for a subject,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: put it on the wheel, spund the wheel, webstop, we'll
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: do it. And the reason we can do this because
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Junior is a comedian, I'm a comedian, Tim's a comedian,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: and Steve's the king comedians watching? Does that go? See
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  Speaker 1: Junior's comedian, I mean Time's comedian and Steve is a
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  Speaker 1: king comedian. All right, before he gets really made? Are
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: the subject? It's okay. Number one things people say if
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: they've been in jail a long time. Number two, Yeah,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: that is a good one. Number two lies men tell
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: when they're caught looking at another woman. Oh I want it. Oh.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Number three, excuse this, men say when they're not getting
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of sex. Man's that's another, they're good. Number
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: four things people say when they don't have cable. Wow,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: any cable? Yeah that's the one I want. Oh it stopped.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: All this is a good one. Number two lies men
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: tell when they're caught looking at another woman. Let go,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: let me start it off. Here you go here girl,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I wasn't looking at her. I was gonna get you
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: a pair of pants just like that, And I just
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: wanted to make sup those out. The one that's all.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah's men say he's been safe when they called looking
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: at another woman, baby, looking at her? Okay? Who need
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: all the abs show? Okay he shot? Why on abs? Right?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: Need all her ass showing? Why? Come on? Yeah? The
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: only reason why I'm looking at her because you know
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: my cousin Rolanda that had that just like her. Cousin
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Rolanda looked just like her. That's why I'm staying at hustle.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I thought it was roland All right, come, let's see maybe.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Why are you looking at her h ugly? I'm looking
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: at her hugging? Don't you ever divorced this man? Yes? Yes,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: things men say when the cup looking at another woman,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I gotta crook in my neck and every nine and
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: it just jerked from left to right. So that's all.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That is nothing, it's nothing, right, last men tell when
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: looking at another woman, babe, let me tell you something
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I was looking over. I did. I will, but I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: don't like her braids hanging off her ass like that.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I don't like ass like that. I don't see the purpose.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: All right, baby, listen, I'm just so glad, I really am.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: That's your butt is not that big. I'm just I'm
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: just you know, I mean, that's just ridiculous, baby. You
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: know what, Baby, just look at it. That's just ridiculous,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: ain't it. They have a butt that big. That's just
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: too much. Okay, So you my wife and asked me,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: excuse you, why are you looking over there at that
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: other woman. I'm right here, Jesus, she needs Jesus, Jesus,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: you better bring the Lord into she needs what need
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: hard to hard for me not to holly, hard for
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: me not to hollow, hard for me not to hollow,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: to father, hard for me not to All right, come on, see,
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: we got to shut this one down. Lies. Men tell
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: when they're they're caught looking at another woman. You know what,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: that is the cutest dog I have ever seen woman
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: in my wife, that's a dog seeing a dog. All right,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: great job as usual, guys. Time to switch gears up. Next,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: it is the nephew with the prank phone call coming
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  Speaker 1: up right after this you're listening to show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today subject do I choose
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: my man or my friends? M Right now, the nephew
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you guys?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: H yeah, day a booty taxes? Wait what booty taxes?
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I'm I don't understand, right, Yeah, that's what this is.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Booty taxes taxing. Boy, guess we'll have to listen to
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  Speaker 1: the frank to find out what that's all about. What
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: you say, ladies and gentlemen, booty taxes? Let's go cat dog. Hello, Hello,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kendrick. He Kendrick. How you doing, man?
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: My name is Anthony Man, Anthony Collins. They called me
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  Speaker 1: a c. How you doing. I'm good, Bro? How you doing?
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. Hey listen, uh this right here, man,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: this this I don't even know how to put this though,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: but hey, listen, I'm calling you man because I got
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: some issues. I'm getting ready to find my taxes and
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going through all my expenses, all my receipts and
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: all this kind of stuff. You know. I just I can't.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I can't just let this go. Man. I didn't spend
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: like twenty thousand dollars on your wife playing ship, and
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out. Oh well, bro, wait a minute,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you asking me? You know I'm spend twenty thousand dollars
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: on the chick I'm married too? Is that what you're
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: telling me? So all I'm trying to do, man, is
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do it right off. That's what I'm
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: trying to do. I'm trying to claim no, no, no, no,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: the right off. Basically, what you're telling me is you
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: my word. I ain't say all that. I ain't saying.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: But what you're saying, Bro, all I'm saying is I'm
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out is that all right if I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: claim Melanie on my expenses? Man, I'm over twenty grand
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: on on money I spent on Melanie last year. So
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: let me understand something right quick. You asking me for
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: permission you to claim my wife? When did you ask
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: for permission my wife? Hap me with that? Okay, okay, okay, okay,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: let's do this here, Grard. I ain't say I did that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: You saying that. I'm saying, I just want to claim
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: the taxes because I spent twenty k on it. That's
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Okay, let let's just let's do this. Brow.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Put melod on on the phone. Let's put Meil on
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: the mother phone. We ain't gonna look up we ain't
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: got a brainmeling this. We got brainmeiling that. What I'm
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: saying is we already in it? In it? What you mean?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: We ain't gotta brain or anything? See any Maybe you
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: must be outside joke, he man. All I'm saying is
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: do you have a problem with me claiming Melody? You mother? Right?
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: I do, bro? I got a mother problem having this
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: whole mother time face? How first of all, how did
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: you get my information? How do you get my number?
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Bus the I asked round for your numb I ain't
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: want to call you to me a week to call you.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm just trying to dude,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I just spent twenty grand. You understand what I'm saying.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: When did you spend twenty grand? That's just I want
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: to know. I ain't spent twenty grand on this mother?
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: And I'm married to head, So what the do you
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: doing that? You spent twenty thousand dollars on my wife
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and then you want to claim that. Have me understand next?
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: receipts on everything I did for Melon. I'm not trying
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: to do that. All I'm trying to do. Is is
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: just I just want to. I want to. I want
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: to know if you. I don't want us both claiming,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: because that's how you get in trouble. Bro, you already
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: in mother trouble. Trouble is the last mother sign you
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: ought to be worried about. And you calling my mother
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: phone telling me about some that you got going home
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: with my old lady, and then you're telling me can
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I have your permission? You? Okay? So we gotta get
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: some kind of resolution to this. A good resolution is
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: a good ass was what you mean? A resolution that?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: That's the only mother resolution we're gonna get. Brother, Ain't
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: no other resolution. Ain't no other resolution when we ain't
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: got to talk about. We ain't got a mother trying
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: to talk about. That's the resolution I got back. I'll
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: tell you what, brother, I'm texting Meal right now. I've
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: been texting her since we've been on this mother's phone. Okay,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: And what did you checking her? Father? Don't you mean
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: when am I texting her? Fuck? She is a step
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: it matter, So that's why the I'm testing it. But
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: you better pray to God. This is some book. I
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: hope to God. You y'all got y'all people up with
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: me like this body, This ain't gonna go do it
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: bro at all at all? Okay, So I guess I
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: can't claim them at this point. Hell mother, now, So
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: what you want to do? Though? Bro, I'm already to
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: tell you what I'm gonna do, and I'm waiting on
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: meals was fun on this? Mother? See that gla she
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: slowed in the mother she can't type fail. But somebody
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: go get me some mount to day. Okay? The matter?
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Look at Brian, I don't know who this is on
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: the other than the end of this zone. I hope
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to God just some somebody of the X fives or
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: something that I can't even fathom. You better pray to God.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Y'all playing with me? This is a boot okay? Okay?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: So can I go on tell you your dog and
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna get out your way, man, because I
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: know how it's gonna go after this. Can I just
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something else? I don't know what the
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: else you can tell me, Bro. The only thing I
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: can tell you, The only thing I can tell you, Kendrick,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: is that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your wife Melanie got me to prank phone
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: call you dog by y'all from ratting mother. You look
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: that about how many was telling about main't y'all ain't man,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't. And I'm sitting up at easing crackling, and
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I don't threw them the way because my fist fresh
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: 'a already have uh you all right, man, I gotta
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: make sure you all right before we get off the phone.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You're good, man. I gotta go get near drink back. Yeah, yeah,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I'm right that boy, y'all ain't all right? Sell me
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: this man, it's twenty twenty. Baby, tell me this. What's
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: the land, man, Steve Harvey morn Show with that rotten
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: man lift you tolling? I did that? Was that was
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: she already in it. I do know, I do know
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: one thing about that print. He was bragging that he
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: hadn't spend twenty thousand dollars on he damned show, would
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: have to spend twenty thousan I ain't spend twenty thousands. Yeah,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: well you're gonna have to spend twenty thousand. Yea, all right,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Listen up next. It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Subject Do I choose my man or my friends? We'll
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to show
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
• 51:06
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• 51:23
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• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Subjects Do I choose my man or my friends? Here's
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I am a young, healthy, and wise beyond
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: my years, single woman that is a leader to my peers.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: At my young age, I have found the most handsome
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: and amazing man of my dreams. He is respectful, has
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: a great job, a beautiful home, and he treats me
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: like a queen. But here is the problem. Well, it's
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: not a problem for us, it's more a problem for
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: our friends and family. I am twenty two years old
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: and he is forty two years old. Now I know
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: you are also shocked by our age difference, but I
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: love him and believe age has nothing to do with it.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: When I introduced him to my friends, they all judged
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: him immediately because of his age. You can tell that
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: he is a bit older. They said that he's using
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: me and it won't last because he is just going
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: through a phase. They didn't even want to get to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: know him and experience his great personality. My family is
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: not happy with me dating him either. We've been together
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: for a year and he says we're soulmates and he
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: wants to marry me. I know if I marry him,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: I would be choosing him over my friends. I know
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: my family will love me regardless, but now I am
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: having doubts about marrying him because I want it all
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: my friends and my husband. What do you think is
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: age that important? I need your advice? Well, you know,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you this. First off, it's your life.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You can't get married and you can't live for and
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: have a relationship for your friends. This is your life
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: and your relationship. I mean, if they're really your friends,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: that they're truly your friends, even though they may not
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: agree with who you're with. But if they're your friends,
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: they're going to support you and be there for you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: if anything goes wrong or whatever you need, they'll be
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: there for you if they're your friends. But I definitely
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: don't want to ignore this enormous elephant in this letter,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and that's that you were twenty two and he is
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: forty two. I mean, this is a huge age difference.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I'm not saying a marriage can't work.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sure there are some out there that have with
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: a twenty year age span, but it's definitely a chance
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: you're taking. It's a chance it could work. Who knows,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: But you have to have things in common. You say,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: you guys have been together for a year. You say,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: he says your soulmate, and he wants to marry you.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: But now you're having doubts because you want your friends
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and you want him. I mean, this is why your
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: your friends are and your family are a little upset.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: And they're so judgmental because of the big age difference.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You know, they probably see things that you don't see.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: They say he's using you, Is he using you? Or
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: are you too in love to see that? You know?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I just say, don't be so much worried about whether
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: your friends are gonna still be around or not, you know,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: and having to choose between them and your man. You're
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: gonna choose your man in this instance. I mean, you
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: really are going to choose your man because you love him,
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and he's older and he'll probably be able to persuade
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: you to choose him. So you know, keep your friends,
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: don't get rid of your friends. You gotta keep your
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: friends because you're going to need them in case anything
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: goes wrong in this relationship. I'm not saying it is,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: but it could steve because of the age difference. Well,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: here's my view on this. You say you found the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: most handsome and amazing man of my dreams. You say
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: he's respectful, has a great job, he has a beautiful home,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and you say he treats you like a queen. Now
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: right there, describing that you found the guy that most
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: women are looking for. But then you said not nobody else.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: You said, here's the problem, But then you try to
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: preface it by saying, well, it's not a problem for us,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: it's more of a problem for our friends and family
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: women in it. So I didn't hear nothing about problems
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: with your friends. I just heard in the latter problem
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: with your friends. Are you saying his friends have problems
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: with it too, it's more of your friend situation or
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: is it you all friends? Because you say it's more
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: of a problem for our friends and family. Now you're
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: twenty two, he forty two. That's a twenty year gap.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: Now then you say, now, I see this is a
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: lot of you assuming, because then you say, I know
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: you are also shocked by our age difference. We didn't
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: say that. Sherley didn't say she was shocked by We're
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: just reading the letter. But you keep prefacing everything with
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: it's a problem. Well, it's really not a problem for us.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Then you say you're shocked by age difference. See this
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: is a problem for you, young lady. But I love
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: him and I believe age has nothing to do with it.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: But then when you introduced him to your friends, they
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: judge him immediately because of his age. Then you said
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: you can tell that he's a bit older. Well, now
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: what does that mean? What did he do in front
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: of your kid ass friends that just made his ass
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: look old? Was his hands pulled up right up on
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: his chains? Come on, I'm just saying what because you
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: said you can tell he's a bit old, yea god?
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: Does he have a cigarette behind his ear when he
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: talking school? Does he have a pack of cools roll
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: up in the sleeve of his white T shirt? Does
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: he have on sandals with black socks? Hold that thought, Steve,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Hold that thought. We'll have part two of your response
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: coming up. Do we have a stern wheel wrap on
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: his stern wheel on his car? Coming up in twenty
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: three after the hour, Today's strawberry letter? Do I choose
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: my man or my friends? More of Stevens coming up
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, here
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: we go. Let's recapt today's strawberry letter subject, Do I
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: choose my man or my friends? Let's recap. Well, this
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: is twenty age twenty year age different, twenty twenty two
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: year old girl, and it's forty two year old man,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: and he's everything she's ever wanted. But here's the problem,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: she said, But here's the problem. Then she said, well
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: it's not a problem for us. Then she said, it's
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: more of a problem for our friends and family. Now,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: in the letter, she never mentioned anything about his friends
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: and family, just her friends and family. So then she
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: said she knowed me and surely shocked by your age difference.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: But I love him. I believe ain't nothing they've gotten doing.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: And when I introduced to my friend, they judged him
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: immediately because of his age. You can tell he is
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: a bit old. Come on, what when he walked up
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: to your friends? What did he have on a can go?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying. You know, when you when
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: you say you can tell he's a bit older. When
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: y'all pulled up in the car, was the tent on
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: his window bubbling? Really, I'm just telling these old school problems. Now,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: we just talked about the car right now? Was it
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: pillars in the back of the window of the car pillar?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just asking twenty nineteen, I'm just asking just what
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: was it about him that screamed old? Let me ask
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: you this right here? Did he have on Jordan Jeans
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: jus Jordas? I thought Jordan had made him Michael Jordan. Yeah,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: I thought he would went French and was calling you Jordead.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: So I don't know what it is. Then your friends
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: told you that he's using me and it won't last
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: because he's going through a FID phase. Well, let's talk
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: about this phase that he could be going through. And
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: why I won't last. Here's the problem I see that
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have. And then let me throw this in.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: They don't even want to get to know him and
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: experience his great personnelity. And you say your family ain't
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: happy with me dating him either. Now y'all been together
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: for a year, and he says with soul mates and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: he wants to marry me. I know if I marry him,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: I could be choosing him over my friends. And I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: know my family would love me regardless. But now let
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: me just say this, let me finish this letter. I
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: know my family will love me gods, but now I'm
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: having doubts about marrying him because I want it all
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: my friends and my husband. What do you think is
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: age that important? I need your advice? Well, let me
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: just say this to you. Let's say, y'all, dude, get
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: married and you are happy. In ten years, he gonna
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: be fifty two and you're gonna be thirty two. You're
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be still scaling up. He's scaling down because he's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: crossed the sentry mark. So as you get better as
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: a woman, though you're thirty two, you're not even as
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: fine as you're going to be you got some more
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: years where you're gonna get real fine. All his fine
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: days it's about damn Neil Behald? What what all his
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: fine days is about? Damn Neil Behald? Now you think
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: he looks a bit older, Now you'll just wait until
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: his ass when you see already and he don't have
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: no music downloading, that's already. He still got that little
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: vinyl case in the back that you snap and its CDs.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: So let's just start there. Man, Now here's your problem.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: You're gonna reach your point in this relationship where the
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: difference is going to be very noticeable, and it's gonna
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: be things you're gonna want in life and things he's
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: gonna want in life. At thirty two, you'll be wanting
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: to take exciting vacations. At fifty two he can't too.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I know I'm when I like great vacation, but that's all.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: But when I get on my great vacation, what I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: want to do. I want to send my great vacation
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: having ass down. Yeah, I don't do events, go out
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: and explore the country, climbing cliffs, and if you have
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: a child, it's a twenty year gall You know, twenty
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: ain't all that bad. But you know when he ten,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: granddaddy gonna be coming up to the school. That's what
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: the other kids is gonna thank you. But it's his
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: damn dad. Now, your friends, it's sad that you have
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: to choose, because how your friends making you choose like this.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I got some news for you that ain't your real friends,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: because your friends will not make you choose between them
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: or him. Those are not friends. It's just not so.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but it's gonna be some problems with this age, gal.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: And if you don't think it is, they're coming. Y'all
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: might be so made, but you know, all right, listen
• 1:04:04
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• 1:04:08
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• 1:04:11
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• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: listening to show. So, Steve, is there a food that
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: you never get tired of eating? Let's say for a
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  Speaker 1: year every day and you okay, let's let's throw this
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  Speaker 1: in there. You wouldn't gain weight. I'll just throw that
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  Speaker 1: in there. That's impossible. YEA one thing that you can't
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  Speaker 1: gain weight. You can't get sick. Okay, right, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: ice cream all day a day long. Yes, that would
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  Speaker 1: be mine. Ice cream. Oh no, I envy that guy.
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  Speaker 1: Diners and they go around guy. Yeah no, no, you're
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  Speaker 1: talking about man versus food. Yeah whatever with the blonde here, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with the blonde spiky hair. Yeah. Oh, he'd be eating
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  Speaker 1: some ham burgers off the train. Man. I love burgers, pizza,
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  Speaker 1: and ice cream, So that's would be your food. I
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  Speaker 1: like this barbecue, though. So let's see where you would
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  Speaker 1: have to go to, Steve Kansas City. You gotta go
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  Speaker 1: to Georgia. Gotta Georgia, gotta go to Tennessee. You've gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to milf you gotta go to town. No, Chicago
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no bar they did when I grew up there,
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  Speaker 1: they did. I mean, well, now, now let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. Chicago do have barbecue in it. They got
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  Speaker 1: some good barbecue couching boys from down south. Right. That's
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  Speaker 1: like if everybody at a barbecue place and know the
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  Speaker 1: cook name, that's a good place. Like right, Like what's
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  Speaker 1: happening to rate Alabama? Alabama gonna give everybody a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of run. They got some joints up in there.
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  Speaker 1: Just think Kansas City. Everybody just started. We don't just
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  Speaker 1: we started this tripping dripped as we did. I think
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  Speaker 1: about the Commissary of y'all just saw reals, what's the
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  Speaker 1: white bread on my plane? Man? Think about the commissary.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, and tell me forget about Big Daddah Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Big Daddy Chicago, Yeah, Gate Gates, presidential flatter man, Kansas City.
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  Speaker 1: Remember we used to go to Kansas City and get
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  Speaker 1: that every time we go there. Saint Louis got good barbecue. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: yet in Saint Louis is the truth. Saint Louis is
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  Speaker 1: the truth. Yeah, because it's been got serious, Yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: has done, got serious. Yes about this barbecue, about this Yes,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you que today uncs and we're just talking
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  Speaker 1: about the boy because you can do that. Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know. Hey, hey, dog, you can ask. I think
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  Speaker 1: Steve and Tommy should have a barbecue cook off. I
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  Speaker 1: think y'all ship too, because yeah, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 1: But don't do that because he ain't gonna like the result.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna lose. Like I'm just going to Tommy, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: did that? I do, dog, not on that grill and man,
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  Speaker 1: just gone, Hew, you look and just stay where yet
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  Speaker 1: listen coming out fun music. Come over here on the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. You're listening to show and the
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  Speaker 1: divided nation we all currently and have it. It's nice
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  Speaker 1: to know that there are still some things we can
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  Speaker 1: still agree on. Uh, and that is sandwiches. Sandwiches are delicious, right,
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  Speaker 1: everybody loves a great sandwich, right, but still there's plenty
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  Speaker 1: of room for healthy debate and disagreement about what's the
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  Speaker 1: best sandwich. Okay, to settle things once and for all,
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  Speaker 1: once and for all, we're gonna settle this. You gov
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  Speaker 1: dot Com ran a pole to find out which ones
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  Speaker 1: were most cherished sandwiches in our country. Here are the results.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, let's not do that. Hold Ty Sherley
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  Speaker 1: before you do that. Okay, what's the question we ought
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  Speaker 1: to ask each other before you do the survey? What's
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  Speaker 1: your favorite all time favorite damn sandwich? I knew it?
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  Speaker 1: H Man, easy, Junior, what is it? Peanut butter and
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  Speaker 1: jack all day long? Hey, miss hey, miss Timmy, what
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  Speaker 1: is it? Grial turkey and pepper jack cheese. Yeah, gril
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  Speaker 1: turkey and pepper jack cheese. He's so white. That's bad.
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  Speaker 1: Nils poets black talking about some damn up at chat cheese. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I like pepper, put some salt on. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: about they don't hurt my sandwich. Why y'all going to give?
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  Speaker 1: What's your favorite sandwich? All time? B l t h
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  Speaker 1: b lt bacon? Let us into me? That was mine, girl,
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  Speaker 1: we could ride. When I was a kid, it was
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  Speaker 1: ham sandwich. But um, does cheeseburger count? That's not the sandwich. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's burger, all right, so I gotta say, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: thought it was because it's cheeseburger all day, cheesburger. What
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  Speaker 1: about you, Steve? Come on now, what's my favorite sandwich? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: All right, y'a all ready buckle up, come up and
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  Speaker 1: take you ain't I know what you're gonna say? What
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  Speaker 1: hot huh veil veto? Real cheese sand's got to be veto.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn if ye stopped thought them,
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  Speaker 1: which probably is not even real cheese mercy when you
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  Speaker 1: sliced it and made a grill cheese sandwich. I don't
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  Speaker 1: eat that, no mode, but I could I probably would.
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  Speaker 1: That's what real cheese sandwich and government greal cheese. That's
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: what Steve. Huh. That is the number one sandwich in America.
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  Speaker 1: Grilled cheese cheese. Thank you cheese. H read cheese everybody though,
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  Speaker 1: adults and junior I like, I like peanut butter sandwiches,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't like peanut butter. And Shelly you feel
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  Speaker 1: just like that with something. She's loosening that up. I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: just like, Sirley, you'd have died at my daddy house.
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  Speaker 1: You had a great, big, giant jaw of grape jelly. Well,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: we're graping that jar to No, it was just purple,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: yall purple it had. I ain't ever read the label
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  Speaker 1: less than one percent real fruit. Okay, listen to me.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: If you got some grape jelly and the label says
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: less than one percent real fruit, what they've done, y'all?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: Hold up some hot water with some purple glady now
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  Speaker 1: with gelatin in it, and one great skin wonder. All right,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: we got more, more sandwiches and more Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: twenty after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steven
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: tell me you both love barbecuing and all of that.
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  Speaker 1: So here's a question for you. One of you guys
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  Speaker 1: had a barbecue and the majority of your party were vegans.
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  Speaker 1: What would you do? Even the sides got meat in it.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know what you're gonna do. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The green bean got some meat in it. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be baked bean baking, black rod and cheese
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  Speaker 1: might have some meeting. It's gonna be next to me.
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  Speaker 1: Got me, man, potatoes got some meeting. You're gonna beat
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  Speaker 1: potato sal the whole time. You chaos salad got needed it,
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  Speaker 1: they need not comat salad beat brind with meat. What
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  Speaker 1: you think late nuts? You won't be a vegan when
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  Speaker 1: you leave? Wow? Put it dead way. At least at
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  Speaker 1: least you guys didn't panic. According to a new survey,
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  Speaker 1: I put meat mycee tea. So we're gonna ask you,
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  Speaker 1: what about yeah, bacon ice cues. Yeah. Well, at least
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  Speaker 1: forty six percent of people panic when they find out
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  Speaker 1: that vegans are coming to the house for the barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Seventy one percent say they hope their guests with dietary
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  Speaker 1: restrictions will be fine with carrots and celery sticks and
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  Speaker 1: get by with what is already offered at the barbecue?
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  Speaker 1: Oh look, I got roasted corn for you, Bell Pepper's
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  Speaker 1: acquinny U Portobello, mushroom steaks. I lay you out. Fifty
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  Speaker 1: seven percent of guests with dietary restrictions say they have
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  Speaker 1: taken their own food to a barbecue. That's what you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: need to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't come in here
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: making faces. Yeah, you're listening tow COVID nineteen is still
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: very real. Um j Anthony Brown. So, Jay, you've been
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: in the house just creating songs. You've been You've been creating.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: You've been in creative most and very creative this time
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: doing the stuff along with some other stuff I'm doing
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: that makes me feel as if I have company. But
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: that's a whole difference. Nobody. Can you get to this times?
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: I heard that you've murdered another Yes I have. I
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: have murdered another song. As they say on that show,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: like to hit here, go check it out. Excuse me this?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: You can't do that here? Did you keep it up?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: I'll be bossed to show you the exit. I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 1: There's a body at a night you know everybody's going
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: if your billy literacy. Had your better stay home and
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: inflow when you need to get our group. Ain't no
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: problem with you follow these rooms because if your season
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: it's not right. Got a fever, you need to take
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: a hike. If that reason, we might bike. What's the
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: reason why you're calling all night? No brother Danner, No
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: called in on a dance dog, No calling banna, No
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: calling on a dance dog. Get out of here the door,
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  Speaker 1: please leap, please leap, please leave. No fathering danny, no
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: calling on a dancelow, no callding dandy. No coughing on
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  Speaker 1: the dance now, No fathering dandy, No calding on a
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  Speaker 1: dance though. No coffin baby, How you thinking that? No
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: coffin baby, how you thinking that? No tothing battering on
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: the dance flow? But you cofing on beat? Yeah did that?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: Don't be a lot of that. Yes, don't stop you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: once you stop coughing. We have a whole different attitude
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: toward a cough now. Oh yeah, yeah, sure you used
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: to let a cough go, you know. Yeah, all right, right,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: yeah you got a little something something on. Every mask
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: is looking at you. Great job, Jo, All right, thank
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you guys. Coming up next, it is Steve with today's
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: closing remark right after this you're listening to. All right,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day and of
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the week. Actually this is Friday. It's been a good
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: day and we're looking forward to a good week, weekend
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: and all of that. All right, Steve, you want to
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: send everyone home to the weekend with some closing Here
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: we go. You know, I was reading in my morning meditation, um,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: this thing that this girl that works with me on
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: Family Future, We'll a nice lady. She's Christian, she praise
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: for everybody, gives a scription. She gave me this daily
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: devotional book to read. I've been reading it every morning. Man,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: It's really been of great help to me. I think
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: I've shared this with you all several times. One of
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: the things I was reading about was about learning how
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: to master time and not allowing time to master you. Now,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: I got a little stuck on this room right here
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: because I was saying, okay, how do you master time
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: and not let time master you? And this daily devotional
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  Speaker 1: it was reminding us that God created us a certain way.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to get to that in a second.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: Because in the Lord's prayer is a clue as to
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: how we should approach each day. In the Lord's Prayer,
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  Speaker 1: about three or four lines down, it says, give us
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: this day our daily bread. That's a very important line.
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  Speaker 1: And I've taken the time to really study the Lord's Prayer.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: I've taking the time to really understand twenty third Psalms
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  Speaker 1: Isaiah fifty four seventeen Isaiah forty three, one and two.
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  Speaker 1: I've really been her Becca two and to really been
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  Speaker 1: focused on her, really understanding as I meditate every morning.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: And one of the things that it teaches us it's
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: give us this day our daily bread. Well, that's an
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: important line, because what you're asking for every day, it's
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: for God to order your steps just for that day.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: That's not to say that you don't have plans for
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: the future, because you do. But you can't do anything
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: about the future. You can't control it at all. All
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: the circumstances that's gonna be set you the next day.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: You can't do anything about what has all already happened.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's the past. In so many words, it's
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: water over the dam. So you can't do anything about
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: the past. You cannot prevent anything in the future coming
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: your way. You know, you could make a lot mentioned
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: plans and stuff, but tomorrow could bring some surprises. So
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: the one thing that you were created to do was
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: master your day. God created us or we deal in
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: twenty four hour segments. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: not saying that you're not supposed to plan, have aspirations, goals, dreams,
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: and have you know, targets for other thing. Inchybody into
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: anything that sense. I got that. What I am saying
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: to you is you function best in the now, because
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: then now is the one thing that you have to
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: say so in and if you can learn to ask
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: God to give us this day our daily bread. Just
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: like the birds. Birds don't have silos and barns and
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: storage houses. Birds don't store food. Birds wake up every day.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: They sing His praises in the morning, and then they
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: get about today. And don't God take care of it? Well,
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: He's made that promise to you. You hear old people
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: singing a song. His eyes on the sparrow. I know
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: he watches me that. I didn't get that when I
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: was growing up. I heard it, I sang it in
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: the church. But I'm really starting to really understand that
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: they give us this day, our daily bread. That's an
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: important thing. And when it comes to tomorrow, to worry
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: about tomorrow is wasted energy because there's nothing you can
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: do about tomorrow until tomorrow gets here. Now you can
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: dry start dressing it there. But to worry about something,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: it's wasted energy. Because I've been learning that worry cannot
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: produce one extra hour of life for you. By worrying,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: you can I extend your life one single hour due
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: to worry. So if you can't even by worrying, do
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: that thing that's really important, what you're worried about the
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: rest of before, why would you be worried about anything else?
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: And that's what I've been learning when it says to
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: learn how to master time, so time doesn't master you.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: If you lose focus of today right now, your presence,
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: your relationship with God right now, and you got it
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: all tied up in your future with that wasted energy,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: you gotta miss some steps today. We were created as
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: twenty four hour creatures. We're in our absolute best when
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: we are living in the moment. Call now, the moment
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: your whole focus is on your future, You're gonna make
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: missteps today, the moment your whole thought processes about what
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: happened to you in the past, and how you can't
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: get over it that will cause you to make missteps today.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: And then as you make these missteps today, you keep
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: blaming it on your pass and God don't love me,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: and God don't hear my cry. Now, Partner, you keep
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: holding on to something in your pass or you keep
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: worrying about something in your future, and you're not focused
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: on the twenty four pressures hours that He's given you
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: right now. The past belongs to history, the future belongs
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: to God. Now belongs to you. It's yours. That's why
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: they call it the present, because it is God's gift
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: to you right now. Make better use of now, stop
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: worrying about the future, and let go of the past. Bail.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: That's it, so time, don't master you ain't man. Have
• 1:24:02
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