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Church, Young Steve Story, 125 Pieces Of Chicken, Messed Up Things In Your Car, Panic, Being Locked Up, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them ball
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  Speaker 1: just like American buck bus things. And it's to me
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  Speaker 1: true good at Steve Hardy to toather for Stan Hobby,
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  Speaker 1: don't you join? Yeah, well Hobby joining Mead do got
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  Speaker 1: to use that turn Yeah you're going to very c
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn you to turn out, turn to you love,
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  Speaker 1: you got to turn out to wan of yall come
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing? Uh huh I show, well, good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: now dig me or one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Thank God for it all the time too. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here we go today. Since it's this time of the year,
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  Speaker 1: I want to share something with you that I'll help
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  Speaker 1: you because it's helped me. You know. I was telling
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  Speaker 1: the story once that this magazine called rob Report, that
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  Speaker 1: that was the statue I used to see for years.
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  Speaker 1: I started buying Robb Report magazines um years ago. So
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to see what the fluent people did,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to see what people with
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  Speaker 1: means did, what type of investments they did, what they
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  Speaker 1: bought you know where they traveled to. Rob Report is
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  Speaker 1: just like, Oh, it's like a big boy toy magazine.
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  Speaker 1: You can see what cars is out. I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: money for none of it. Just I was dreaming though,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to see. And there's a
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  Speaker 1: statue inside this magazine of this man who was coming
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  Speaker 1: out of this bronze rock. And he was completely bronze,
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  Speaker 1: and he was muscular, and you know, he didn't look
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  Speaker 1: nothing like me, but he was a man coming up
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  Speaker 1: out of a rock. And he had a huge hammer
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  Speaker 1: and a chisel in his hand. And as his body
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  Speaker 1: from the waist up was coming out of this huge
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  Speaker 1: piece of stone, you could see where it was him
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  Speaker 1: who had been chiseling and forming himself. So the name
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  Speaker 1: of the statue was self made Man. And for years
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  Speaker 1: man I said, Man, I'm gonna get a big house
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  Speaker 1: one day, and I'm gonna put that statue in the
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  Speaker 1: backyard in the corner. That's gonna be my little spot
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  Speaker 1: where I go chill, because I'm a self made man. Well,
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  Speaker 1: after years of working at becoming somebody and having reached
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  Speaker 1: a degree of success I have, I would have nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with that statue. There's nothing about that statue
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  Speaker 1: that appeals to me anymore. Because on my journey and
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  Speaker 1: in my quest to become what I thought would be
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  Speaker 1: this self made man, why I could put this statue
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  Speaker 1: and had a statue in the corner be kind of
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  Speaker 1: cold symbolizing it, I had made it. I realized on
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  Speaker 1: my journey there's no such thing as a self made man.
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  Speaker 1: That we all need help, and that God places people
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  Speaker 1: in our paths along the way that benefit us oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: and it's the most unlikely person off the times, and
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  Speaker 1: it's the most unlikely way that He presents these people
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  Speaker 1: in front of you is crazy. How he does it, man.
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  Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look
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  Speaker 1: at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
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  Speaker 1: And that's cool, but not not for me, because I
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  Speaker 1: needed help and I've learned a lot of things like
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  Speaker 1: this along the way. And at this part of the year,
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  Speaker 1: the part I wanted to share with you all about
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  Speaker 1: this is you've got to develop You've got to develop
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  Speaker 1: a sense of purpose. Now, notice what I said. I
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  Speaker 1: said you have to develop a sense of purpose. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't say you had to go out and figure out
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. You have to develop a sense of purpose.
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  Speaker 1: That's different. See your purpose, it's created for you by God.
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  Speaker 1: Because when He created you as an individual from whatever
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  Speaker 1: two parents you may have, that's not important here. When
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  Speaker 1: he created you, he had something in mind for you.
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  Speaker 1: M hm. You you follow me? Now, When he created you,
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  Speaker 1: he had something in mind for you, and it was
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  Speaker 1: a purpose. God has not created a single soul to
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  Speaker 1: become a criminal. God has never created a single soul
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  Speaker 1: to be a drug dealer, to become an addict, to
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  Speaker 1: become an alcoholic, to become an abuser, a molester, a Cheatah,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't create none of this. This came about through
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  Speaker 1: some decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in
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  Speaker 1: that place. But see what he created us. He had
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  Speaker 1: a He has a wonderful idea for us. But God
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  Speaker 1: gives us human beings this thing called choice, and we
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  Speaker 1: have the power to decide. So you can decide if
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  Speaker 1: you're going to adhere to the purpose that God created
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  Speaker 1: you and made you for, or you can go ahead
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  Speaker 1: and make some choices on your own. So like, if
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  Speaker 1: God wanted to give your life and give it, come
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  Speaker 1: to you and give you life more abundantly, and that's
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  Speaker 1: his promise. If you come to him. If you choose him,
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  Speaker 1: then cool. But if you say, well this ain't moving
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  Speaker 1: along fast enough, I'm gonna get my own life of abundance,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start slinging. Well, guess what now you've made
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  Speaker 1: a decision. And see God's decisions and choices. The one
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  Speaker 1: thing I learned about them from Bishop Kenneth Oma, God's decisions, choices,
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  Speaker 1: his voice, It has no sin in it. Ain't it
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  Speaker 1: amazing how many people that came up to you and say,
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  Speaker 1: the Lord wanted me to do this to you, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. That God is punishing you, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing this to you because God gonna see that you
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  Speaker 1: get your day. Who who is this person? Who is
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  Speaker 1: this person that God all of a sudden gave this
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  Speaker 1: authority and power to God didn't get that the nobody, man,
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  Speaker 1: no body, this person or had a right to hold
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  Speaker 1: you to your past, the right to make you pay.
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  Speaker 1: So who makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because
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  Speaker 1: they all make them. So when I say you have
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  Speaker 1: to have a sense of you have to develop a
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  Speaker 1: strong sense of purpose. That means you have to strongly
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  Speaker 1: get in touch with your creator to find out what
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  Speaker 1: the purpose you were created for. See it's it's it's
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  Speaker 1: two things that I had to learn along the way
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  Speaker 1: my career. My career was what I was paid for.
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  Speaker 1: My calling is what I was made for. See, it's
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  Speaker 1: two different things, folks. It took me a long time
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  Speaker 1: to learn it. And some people never really. Some people
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  Speaker 1: think that they calling is to be a performer. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you paid for, and a big part of
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  Speaker 1: your life is your performance is tied directly to your gift.
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  Speaker 1: But what you made for, though, what you made for
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  Speaker 1: is to bring about some significant change in another human
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  Speaker 1: beings lives because we are all linked together in this chain.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you are here for. Everybody has a purpose
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  Speaker 1: to do something wonderful, meaningful, or impactful for another person.
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  Speaker 1: Show me the person that's not made for that. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to know, who is it made to do that?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it made to do something that will that
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  Speaker 1: will affect the life for the betterment and improvement of
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  Speaker 1: another person or people. You think the guy that invented
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  Speaker 1: the airplane was merely inventing the airplane so he could fly. No,
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  Speaker 1: his purpose, His purpose was to become an inventor to
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  Speaker 1: come up with this invention so he could fly and
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  Speaker 1: we all fly. See. Sometimes God will make you successful
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  Speaker 1: so you can become successful, so you can turn around
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  Speaker 1: to teach other people how to become successful. God save people,
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  Speaker 1: so you can turn around it tell other people how
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  Speaker 1: wonderful it is to be saved. You see how this
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  Speaker 1: thing work. That's what we have to do with people.
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  Speaker 1: And it's nothing that we have to go and discover.
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  Speaker 1: We have to go and develop it. But if you
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  Speaker 1: haven't discovered your purpose, it's simply because here's it. If
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  Speaker 1: you haven't discovered your purpose is simply because you have
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  Speaker 1: not contacted the creator and maker of your soul to
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  Speaker 1: ask and find out why you were created. It's as
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  Speaker 1: simple as that. If you buy a Toyota, there's an
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  Speaker 1: owner's manual on the inside that will tell you everything
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  Speaker 1: you know, how to best operate your toyota, how to
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  Speaker 1: make it work, how how we to do and they
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  Speaker 1: got a troubleshooting section. Your faith is the same thing
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  Speaker 1: as an owner's manual in your car. Open up that book, man,
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  Speaker 1: find out how to jump start your life, how to
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  Speaker 1: troubleshoot it and get on with your life and find
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  Speaker 1: out your purpose and develop a strong sense of purpose.
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  Speaker 1: This year. All right, okay, cool, you're listening to the show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, Good morning, good, good morning
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  Speaker 1: to all of you. This show today it's being dedicated
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  Speaker 1: anybody who has captured or has possession of a tiger.
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  Speaker 1: To all of you who have captured, rastle or on
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  Speaker 1: a tiger, congratulations, dedicated to y'all. We are we always
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  Speaker 1: dedicate our show to the forgotten ones. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Just just hopening this up a little bit. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Shirley, Hey, Steve, how are you doing? What is?
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  Speaker 1: It's my tiger? Sound? Now? This is a dog love
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  Speaker 1: making animals sound. They're the same thing. One of them
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  Speaker 1: is just sick doing y'all. Morning, up, morning, everybody. What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Who number two? What is going on? Everybody? Watch out
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  Speaker 1: there now, watch out there now? Yeah, well yeah we're watching.
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  Speaker 1: They never let you do that over not that man,
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  Speaker 1: because that's a lot. That's enough enough it is. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm one more because I'm making they're doing me and him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good, last one here. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 1: But you know there's a different plantation, which means your
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  Speaker 1: ass still got pick cotton. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do your share over here. Don't think that you've been sold.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be laid up under a tree and not
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  Speaker 1: in an a Tommy. Oh yeah, in an a Tommy
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  Speaker 1: your nephew. Why yeah, uh, you know, for little people.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not talking about tiny Timmy, Tiny Timmy and tigers.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't he have a company called T N T. Tom
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, this show is are you sure? Oh? I'm
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  Speaker 1: so happy here being a little bit later today. But
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  Speaker 1: you know one thing about this show, it goes on man,
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  Speaker 1: because we got stars on this show. Baby, we got
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  Speaker 1: real stars on this ship. It wants and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say it again, camp ship king. That's what this is.
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  Speaker 1: No one says it's quite like you m champishiping boy
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  Speaker 1: Shampi And no you can't say that camp Kip man anyway,
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  Speaker 1: don't be ignorant to me. I think So it's Friday.
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  Speaker 1: It always is all right, coming up something funny. When
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  Speaker 1: When you know it is time to take yo. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, I mean you you get up and you
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  Speaker 1: go whoa, I need to go get somebody needs to
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  Speaker 1: lay hands on me right now. Jesus j up, jeez,
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  Speaker 1: how did I get here? When you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: you with somebody and you don't know their name, it
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  Speaker 1: is time to who you talk about backsliding? Yeah? How
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  Speaker 1: long we've been laying Why I got handcuffs? Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: try to go back in church. When you wake up
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  Speaker 1: in this bike box, O, you can't explain nothing. Who
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing it too much? I'm doing too much. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's when you wake up and you got her phone
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  Speaker 1: on what and it's backwards you in the back and
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  Speaker 1: in the back part in the front. That's the crazy
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  Speaker 1: vis crazy visual right there. That's time you to go
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  Speaker 1: back to the church. When you're starting to look at
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  Speaker 1: your boys grandmama and starting to feel sometime, yeah, back
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  Speaker 1: to you, just to me. I never felt this way,
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  Speaker 1: le alright, that's one. You know it's time to go
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  Speaker 1: back to the church. When you see spake mark on
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  Speaker 1: your behind and you don't know how they got that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you can't excuse me no, And it's a man hand
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  Speaker 1: that way you know what actually happen When your lights,
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  Speaker 1: watering gaze get turned off, you can't do nothing. It's
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  Speaker 1: time to go that. You know it's time to go
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  Speaker 1: back when you wake up and your whole chest is
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  Speaker 1: perd back. Time of you to go back to the church.
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  Speaker 1: You've been arguing with this fine girl for on ahead,
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  Speaker 1: trying to convince her. It ain't no way y'all can
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  Speaker 1: be cause it's telling too, we're not really Cousin's not
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  Speaker 1: Come on, how you figuring that? We right down to
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  Speaker 1: the fifth the fifth time to go back church. You
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  Speaker 1: know it's time to go back church when you wake
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  Speaker 1: up with a tattoo that says Veronica and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know that name running it's time to go back to church.
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  Speaker 1: When you start stalking anybody, oh little women talking about
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  Speaker 1: every way, they time it's time to go back to church.
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  Speaker 1: You had a wonderful night with a woman. You wake
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  Speaker 1: up and passed by the bathroom and she's standing up happening.
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  Speaker 1: What happened? That? Help me? Come? You wake up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. This is how you know it's really you
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  Speaker 1: got to go. No, you wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: it's eight eight open condom wrappers in the bed. You
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  Speaker 1: have no idea you did that though you did not necessarily.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's time to go back to church. When
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  Speaker 1: you wake up with a glass eye. You're holding a
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  Speaker 1: glass eye outwhere nowhere. It's time to go back to church.
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  Speaker 1: You run around looking at it. Ok Yeah, where did
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  Speaker 1: I get a glass? It's really time to go back
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  Speaker 1: to church. Okay. When you wake up outside it's somebody
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  Speaker 1: else's driveway. You have no idea. Pretty yeah, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's it's time to go back to church.
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  Speaker 1: When you wake up and everybody around you got clue
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  Speaker 1: kluk klan hood, What did I do? Like? It's time
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  Speaker 1: for you to go back to church. You wake up
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  Speaker 1: you got a pentagon drawn on your chick, and you
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  Speaker 1: got a book entitled tim Cool Things about sat You.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's you know, it's time to go back
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  Speaker 1: to your church. When you wake up with peanut butter
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  Speaker 1: all over your body, no, no jelly. If you went
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  Speaker 1: your son's high school basketball game and you can't quit
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  Speaker 1: thinking about one of them, chilly, yeah to go back.
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  Speaker 1: Time to get back up in there. Coming up next, nephew,
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  Speaker 1: tell me he's run that frank back. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up next. The King is in
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  Speaker 1: the building. A prank phone called what you got man?
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  Speaker 1: You in my house? Now? My grandma used to say,
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  Speaker 1: as far as you in my house, Yeah, we will
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  Speaker 1: serve the lord that ain't got nothing with this time
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  Speaker 1: it is? Here? Is you in my house? Hello? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: This is uh this Preston? What ya? What did y'all
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  Speaker 1: lead a kida? I'm about two hours out? You got
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  Speaker 1: throng on? Bro? Call him back? Yeah? Is this Troy? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: This is this. I'm Preston. Man. Listen, I'm on my
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  Speaker 1: way to the house. I'm about two hours out. Where
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  Speaker 1: did y'all lead a kid at? Man? Oh? Wait? You
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  Speaker 1: let me get up on your way to what have
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my way? There are you? You're at the house?
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  Speaker 1: I'm at my house? Yeah? What you? What do you say?
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  Speaker 1: Your name was? This is Preston? Uh? Okay, okay, hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Okay, I'm on my way to the house. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: What does my question? What has you come out? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: You are us six kind Woods Drive. Yeah that's my house. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I understand that. All right, So listen, I'm about two
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  Speaker 1: hours out. Man, I got two U haul trucks were
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  Speaker 1: en route there. We'll be there about two hours. But
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  Speaker 1: but I thought y'all were out of the house by now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm kind of see where the key at? How
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  Speaker 1: the was? I don't want? Get up? What? Now? Hold? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What do you say? You? You you got two? You hold? Trust?
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  Speaker 1: What what you got? What you got them? What was
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  Speaker 1: itt was that? Now? I'm moving into the house. I
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  Speaker 1: bought the house. You're you're moving in the white Okay?
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  Speaker 1: How you don't know? I bought the house? Man? What
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  Speaker 1: the house you talking about? You want bools drive? That's
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  Speaker 1: I bought this house from kids there? Yeah yeah, ti tip,
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  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, yeah, tire, that's that's what. That's what we
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  Speaker 1: that's what we got the house from. What way you
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  Speaker 1: say you about the house? Okay, wait a minute, you
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  Speaker 1: leased the house from kids there? Right? Yeah, yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: right right. We we still out about another year lesson
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  Speaker 1: I least we we we at this house for another year,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and were supposed to renew that. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we got a problem. Let me let me try to Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we on time. I'm let me get my wife on,
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  Speaker 1: get my wife on the phone, Well, hold on, hold,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on a minute. Okay, So now till
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  Speaker 1: they'll tell me that y'all supposed to be at the house.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm calling because he said y'all gonna leave the
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  Speaker 1: key in a certain place, not tip there. Ain't told
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I mean, let me get kicked there
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  Speaker 1: on the phone such because because how we how do
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  Speaker 1: we hear? He ain't? Man, we don't hear nothing about
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  Speaker 1: no selling to no house or no nothing like that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well I didn't. I did involved the house from tears
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  Speaker 1: there and I'm I'm like I said, I'm I'm two
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  Speaker 1: hours out. I might get there a little quicker. How
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  Speaker 1: soon do you think y'all gonna get the stuff? Get
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  Speaker 1: y'all stuff out the house? Yeah? What stuff out? What house?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all going happy to get y'all stuff out the house?
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  Speaker 1: Get what? Stud you a lot of that you think
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get We we we we look like I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: we we need to get tis there on the phone
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  Speaker 1: and get you cleared up. You're a month think I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you what you bring up? You all trucks as
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  Speaker 1: you want to, y'all bet to take you back where
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  Speaker 1: you come from I tell you that after you that.
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  Speaker 1: But listen, man, listen the mistake. First of all, okay,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you you're arguing with me by my house. That's my house.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no see you now I'm at
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to see now you're pissing the hour. I'mnn tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you like I like like like I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell till there ain't none of this ain't going
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  Speaker 1: down the way you think it's gonna go down. You understanding,
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  Speaker 1: we's got to leaf being it house for a year.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna be
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: in this house for a hope. Yeah, you ain't over ye,
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  Speaker 1: so you might gonna get yourself own the house. I
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  Speaker 1: own the house. You got to get your stop. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm two hours out here. Man, man, we we looked.
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  Speaker 1: Let listen to me. Now listen, we haven't been in
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  Speaker 1: this house five years. Okay, we got one year nothing
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  Speaker 1: this house. Okay, look, ain't gonna be no moving in
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  Speaker 1: to day. We can't. I can't move my man, I
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  Speaker 1: got wife, I got kids, and man, I I look
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  Speaker 1: I'm te imth it's like you's slave said, you got you.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: We gotta talk tis there. But I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you pull up today and you haul I swear so
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  Speaker 1: a little. I'm gonna I'm gon whoop your continue you
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and you don't call me with all this. Ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no notice or nothing what I'm saying. You ain't never talk,
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  Speaker 1: ain't got never at one time read with me. That's
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you and tiars there. But right na, I'm on my
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  Speaker 1: way to my house and you got to get your no. No,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you're on your way to my house. And I tell
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  Speaker 1: you if you if you know no, you come to
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  Speaker 1: my house, you're gonna get your hands the tea. Let
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: me let me say that is your kids, your is
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  Speaker 1: your wife and kids there right now they at well
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you need to be okay, okay? Is in the room
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: and what's in the garage? In the room in the garage,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: can you move on your stuff? Gage? You're raggedy, Like
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I just told you, you pull up to my house,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I'll get I'm fun if you're moving in this man,
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  Speaker 1: you getting your black blue and ain't when you come
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  Speaker 1: make me do it? You come make me do it.
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  Speaker 1: Move out of my house today. What's in my garage? Then?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: What's in yogaade? Do you tell me that what's in yoga.
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  Speaker 1: I'm allow I'm gonna allowing you to do this. Move
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: all your stuff into the garage. I'm allowing you to
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  Speaker 1: get your saying what I'm saying. So so I see,
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  Speaker 1: I see now, I see. Now you want your up
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  Speaker 1: in front of your wife and kids. I see. So
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you go with my that what you're gonna do. I'll
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: tell you what if you bring them you halls, you
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: bring your wife, your kids, your dogs, and you bring it,
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I will call you from It's not your house, it's
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: not I bought. I bought the house from Tis. I'm
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: telling a look, I tell you what you need me
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  Speaker 1: right in front of y'all. I'll be right out here,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: staid in like I'm gonnahoop you too, my rod and
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: my house shoes. How about that? Don't tell me to
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: move out my house? And I tell you what you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: didn't because you don't need told me to tell you
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  Speaker 1: what you do? Mean what you say? Do you know
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: what else? Tears they are told me to tell you.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Do you want that? You're gonna tend me whatever kids
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: they're told me. But I'll tell you one. They ain't
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: moving out my now today. I'm telling you that right now.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be no moving out here, he said, with
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: tears they are told you to say. I'm gonna tell
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you here what tears there told me to tell you
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  Speaker 1: tear then told me to tell you that this is next.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: You timed me from the Steve Harvard Morning Show. Troy
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  Speaker 1: your wife and tears there got me to prank phone
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  Speaker 1: here in my living room looking at the waiting for
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  Speaker 1: you all to pull up because I don't go tear
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  Speaker 1: five from your man. I can't go back to sweep
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  Speaker 1: now you didn't got me fired up? He's sure. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta ask you for I go. Man, what is the
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  Speaker 1: it stayed there. Look, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you you started telling us about this woman.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I met this girl and in college. Lord, she was fine,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: creole girl. My brother told me how to get her,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: and he gave me some money to take out. So
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I told her pick a restaurant. She picked a creole restaurant.
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: I'm seventeen. I ain't had no creole food, so I'm in.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I go in there. She didn't order all this spicy
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: stuff there to faye, all this but spicy though. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: I'm eating stuff. Man ain't never been in my system before.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: So I'm taking her home and my stomach is turning.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: So we get into front of the house. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: walker to the door. She said, come on there for
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a little while. My mama and I'm gone now. My
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: mama had told me, when your stomach just told up,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: try to go home. Ye put that in nobody else house.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: But she was so fine. I just said, well, man,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: let me go in here for a little while, because
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I was kind of man, and would I'd be fine
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: chickenvite you in, and mom and dad ain't there. Let
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: me leavet go on in here. Something but your stick.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, Shirley, that's a girl. And man would
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  Speaker 1: have win in there. I'm sitting down on the couch.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: We're watching TV, my stomach turning. I can hear so,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I said, Can I go to the bathroom? She said second, Oh,
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  Speaker 1: on the left. I go in there, and Lord have
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  Speaker 1: mercy the walls of Gibraltar, the walls. Idn't grabbed the
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  Speaker 1: tie rack in front of me to just try to
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  Speaker 1: hang on. I'm twisting the guest tile in my head
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  Speaker 1: like I'm ringing it out. I didn't knock the toilet
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: tissue holder off the wall screws out everything. I hadn't
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: kicked over the trash. Can you can hear this? Right?
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I don't get through. Wasn't feeling what I was feeling.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: But I'm using the bathroom so much that is alarming
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, I've actually put mo in there that
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I've ever put in there in my life. Prior to
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  Speaker 1: I think we got I didn't know what. Don't stop
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  Speaker 1: my story shooting. This is for junior time talking about
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: So I'm feeling the bowl up, so finally I'm done,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: to my relief, but I'm sweating though I'm talking about
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I'm in my shirt wide. I hadn't put my whole shirt,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: it's wide. I had hung my past up on the
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: back of the joke because I used a bathroom like
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: my daddy always hated my pants and drawls up on
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: the back of the Yeah, you don't ever use the bathroom.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open
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  Speaker 1: it up because it's hot. I got just just water
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  Speaker 1: come down out the front. So I stand up and
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  Speaker 1: I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound
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  Speaker 1: that all I hear is to swirl it. And I
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: turned around and there rise. I'm asking God not to
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  Speaker 1: do this to me today. I'm asking God, don't not today, Lord,
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  Speaker 1: not in here. We have to have a part three.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't the time for it. Lord, stop the swirl
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  Speaker 1: from rising. Father, God, never give me now, old God,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: we have to go to miss Anne. So I will.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: But Jesus fill it in stoming good part too. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this, Uh, I'm gonna let miss and just going
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  Speaker 1: to it today. These are the news facts with miss Anne. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: after that, okay, whatever, I can't wait to hear the
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Harvey Show. Here we are, Steve out back, just catch up.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I'm over this fine girl house stomach tow up the
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  Speaker 1: eight creo food seventeen. Should have went home to use
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. Set fine. Now I'm in here using the
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  Speaker 1: bathroom and all held and broke lusive. I'm in here
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  Speaker 1: neck it, sitting on the corner, just my shirt on.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Because I like to ship wine. I like to be
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  Speaker 1: open and free, and I need it because I had
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: to brace myself a couple of times. But she never
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: came in there. Not yet she coming, that's coming in
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the store. So I'm get up. I finally get through,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: but I've noticed that I'm putting more in the bowls
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  Speaker 1: and ever, so I'm a little bit concerned with them
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  Speaker 1: ship volume. So I flushed the toilet as I'm putting
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  Speaker 1: my pants back up on me, and I'm waiting to
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  Speaker 1: hear that. But I don't hear it, and I looked back,
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  Speaker 1: just going in a slow circle. So I go in.
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  Speaker 1: I go to my heavenly fa he father dog, Now Lord,
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  Speaker 1: stop this rising time. Wow, somebound don't let this swirl
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  Speaker 1: get up by the top. But he didn't hear me
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  Speaker 1: that day. I guess it wasn't less. Next thing I know,
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  Speaker 1: it's at the very top of the tarlet. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: and it's about to flow over. So now I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do. So I looked down and it's
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  Speaker 1: a trash can. So I dipped the trash can down
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  Speaker 1: in it, and I got a trash can full of
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: it here. So I pulled a shower curtin back and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: throw it in the bath too, when here comes some
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: more come. So I had to take another trash can
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  Speaker 1: full of it and throw another trash can in the bath.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: And here comes some damn more. So now I realized
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  Speaker 1: they call it is broke. They backed up and it
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  Speaker 1: started going back down. Did I say, I gotta get
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  Speaker 1: some water and put it in here. So I started
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  Speaker 1: running water in the trash can to pour down there
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: and make the water go clean. So I finally did that,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, thank you Lord. And I looked over
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  Speaker 1: and the damn bath tub right shower, this trap I
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: look up, it's on the wall. It's on the water.
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  Speaker 1: For part four, this is this is R. Kelly's in
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  Speaker 1: the closet, and this is Steve Hollis in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: Trapped parts folks coming upright, trapped in the broth apart
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  Speaker 1: folk gets on the walls, the shower curtain and the
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  Speaker 1: bathtub is shot. You're listening, Steve, Steve trapped in the bath. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't bail about three buckets trash hands a pure mess,
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  Speaker 1: then thrown it in the shower. So when I get
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  Speaker 1: all of the water back in the tarlet where I
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  Speaker 1: got it, sometime in the water clean, I said Okay,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I look over. The damn bathtub is striped. So now
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I cut skise people shower on and I'm washing down
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  Speaker 1: the walls, the shower curtain with the shower. The girl
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: comes up to the girl because I've been in here
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  Speaker 1: now about for the five minutes time. So she said,
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  Speaker 1: you came down everything fast. She said, it sounds like
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: something wrong. Now get away from the house. So I'm
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  Speaker 1: in there's this too late. But I noticed they got
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  Speaker 1: a candle in the bath food. I light it. I
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: light the candle, start striking matches and running tap water.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: For my mom always told me strike some matches and
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  Speaker 1: run some tap water and to help you get rid
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  Speaker 1: of older. So I've been there. But now I'm washing
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  Speaker 1: down a shower, curtains, walls, the bathtub, getting up stuff
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  Speaker 1: off the float. I'm here now. Now you probably saying, Steve,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: what is you washing it down with? Yeah? What paper?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Ties in? Now? But that tie rack that I had
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: grabbed when I first sat down and was twisting it
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  Speaker 1: the guest house, the pretty ones with the lace in
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  Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, that's when I washed it down. Not
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  Speaker 1: my good towel. That is tile is brown because I
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  Speaker 1: can't risk it all because it wasn't when it started.
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  Speaker 1: That was paink this is awful that tows is running.
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  Speaker 1: I don't wash all the walls down. Everything I'm in
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: that sweat has been on a construction site. So I've
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  Speaker 1: been in that total about damn near hour. So I
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: pulled fasten my clothes. I look at the bathroom. I
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: got everything up, but I got this big nasty ass
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  Speaker 1: tie and I don't know what to do with it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: So I take it, put it in the waste paper
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  Speaker 1: can that I've been bailing with, and stuck all that
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  Speaker 1: under the sink. I figured this ain't gonna be good.
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  Speaker 1: No how Yeah, but at least when they come in here,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna take a moment. And because I know when
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  Speaker 1: you're going there, you're gonna have to say what they're
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  Speaker 1: here happy? Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: was of none of that. Now I got I look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking I got everything off. So I walked down
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  Speaker 1: the hallway. She's sitting on the couch with the attitude
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: of folded did She looked at me and she said,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: why are you betting that so long? I had a
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: little accident. Then she said, oh my god, look at you.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: What was I didn't realize when I was bailing all
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  Speaker 1: that mess into the shower it was splashing on my
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: past below my knee. I ain't had time to look
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: at this because I'm busy cleaning up their damn house.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Now I looked down, it's just specks, the splash marks
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: from my knee down my pass was. I looked at huh.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: She looked at me and she said, oh my god,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: look at you. What have you been doing. I looked
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: at her, said, you ain't got talk to me like that,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: and walked up. When he got in my car, had
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: to ride home with all my wonders. Dadd spank, I
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: smells sitting in that car. Coming up, it's the nephew
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: with a prank phone call for today. Right after this,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Hardy Morning Show. Alright, coming up,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with one of his fabulous, insightful,
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  Speaker 1: wonderful pranks. Alright for what you got for us today?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: What you got you heard? I'm just just going out
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  Speaker 1: to a partner mine. I call it Jack Yates. But
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: this is the title of this is called Chicken for
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  Speaker 1: the Repass. Yeah, this is a part of mind Jack, Yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I call it. I called Jack Yates, chicking for the
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  Speaker 1: repays the whole time, right quick, the Matthew got it
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  Speaker 1: for you. Oh hey yeah, pies up, man, get them
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  Speaker 1: up for the burn man? Hello five? What up? Hello? Yes, sir, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for col Hey. Hey, I'm trying to get
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: an order. Man, we just got to with the funeral.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to take some chicken over to the three
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: pass where the family at Man. All right, man, well,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: well how much of ni Okay? I know I'm gonna
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: need probably like a hundred and twenty five pieces of chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Do allong? That takes the cook? Uh? Man, we're not
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: ready right now. Man. It takes probably leaf for like,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: uh like thirty forty five minutes. Bro kind of busy, Okay,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I need a hundred twenty five pieces man, But listen,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I'm what kind of um you know, I'm trying to
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: make sure we're good to know, you know, how to heal.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Now somebody pays, so we're trying to make sure we
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: got enough food at the house. Man. Yeah, So what
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: kind of size you got? Manna, I want to try
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: to get large family sizes on. I got potato salad
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, we have French fries, potato salad, greens and
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: macaroni and cheese, you know the normal stuff. I'm much
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you need to be to that. Let me get like
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: two or all of them, you know what I'm saying,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: two of each that ought to be gonna give me
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: four of them greens though, because I know they're gonna
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: want them greens. Yeah, family size on everything, man, two
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: of each, but give me four green alright. Okay, Now
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: give me some rolls, man, at least at least twenty
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: rolls to go with that. All right, you need anything else,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: make sure I got a big thing for fries. Man.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: You know the kids like them fries. Let me get
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: a big thing of fries. You want a lot of
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: food man, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna come get it. Though.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Thirty minutes so you said how long you before I
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: need to be there? Uh? Probably thirty five? You know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: give us give us about forty five minutes before to
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: be ready. All right, what's her name? But they robbed Robert?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: All right, you got a phone, am, I could reach
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: zero four U eight, Okay, I got you. Okay, so
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you got a hunder twenty five is gonna be mixed, right, yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: white and okay? That we did you wanted? Did you
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: want to fight there? Or my the mix? How you
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: doing to? You know what separated? Man? What of the
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: miles and one boxes? And then you got the spice
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: in the other boxes? So you know, we'll know so
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: the kids don't get home to all right, man, can
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you take his order? I'm on the phone, take his orders?
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: All right? I got what's my total on that? Man?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: So I got you know, because I ain't been paid
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: for all this by myself. I got everybody pitching in
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: on this. Uh. I don't let me get to the
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: resistory quick and um it's gonna be two h eight
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: seventy five dob okay two always five thirty minutes. I'
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: gonna start coming that way. What's your name't dog? My
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: name is Wayne? All right, Wayne, I'm gonna ask for you,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: but I'll be there about forty minutes. Man, all right?
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think the Robert. This is Rob Hey,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: what's up? Man? This Wayne Chicken? Man. I was just calling.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: Let you know, we send this a little bit earlier
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: in your your last fatter tickets. We just dropped it. Okay,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Oh oh oh man, I'm going to call you a
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: few minutes ago. Dog, Hey listen, Uh you cook all thettle? Yeah? Man,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: you wanted a hundreds and twenty five pizzas mixed pike,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: kick and miles with four large size of each thing.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Uh five lord side of fries. Yeah, I cook to
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: all that for you. Gotta ready, Okay, check is out, Dob.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I've been talking to everybody, man. You know what, Man,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna need by ten pizzas. Die. I don't
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: really need the rest of that. Excuse me, I just
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: need ten pieceas dog, I'll talk to everybody. Man. Everybody
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: went bother some day. They want to Hamburger. So I'm
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: just gonna need ten pizza of that chick. Uh, bro, Man,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: we already cooked all the chicken. Man, I got a
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: hundred of twenty five pieces, But you don't come by
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: the I'm in trouble. Man. You mean you don't need
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: ten pieces. I don't need ten pizza, doll. You know
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I don't need all that. I don't want to find
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: nothing I don't need. I just need ten pizzas. Man, Bro,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna come by this sicker man. It's we just
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: sit here. It's only meat and want us to do it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: We're working on and you're gonna go get this sicken.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: He God, I'm not gonna buy no chicken. I don't want, man,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that, dob. I mean, you know,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: I'm doing this for a breathing family, man. So you know,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: like I say, you're gonna take ten pizza body and
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: drop that all. Man, But you know I don't need
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: that whole hunting at twenty five or whatever. Robert, yea
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: better be on the way to come to get this
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: chicken or it's gonna be some I cooked allaray, Man,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Man? My man to
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: find out about? But I'm getting fine. Okay, don you
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: ain't got nobody else there's gonna buy some chicken today, thought,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Who the hell is gonna come up here and buy
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty five pieces of chicken? Jail called
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: back tobody. You don't want hive, You only want a
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: ten team manage. You're gonna be get it. It's gonna
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: be so hello, Dow, I just need ten pieces, man, Man.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I took up all the chicken from your organized and
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: every time. Okay, dog, we'll listen to me. Won't you
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: just sell a little by little today, Just sell a
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: little by little man. There's no way. Hell man, you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: don't have the time for this. But I'm not about something.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: All this chicken, man, and put it back up. Bro
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: y'all better come get this chicken on. It's gonna be
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: tell you that, man. I don't give a man. I
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: would call every funeral home around find out who died,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: and I will come find door. Robert, you're gonna come
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: up here and get this chicken. Hey, man, I'm not
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: gonna buy no chicken. I don't want, man, I want
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: ten pieces, that's it. No, No, you want a hundred
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and twenty five pieces of chicken, because that's what the
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: hell you called to tell me that you want. And
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: then who you think you're talking to, I'm talking to you.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I'm talking that's about to come up to at bottle
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: ticking a hundred twenty five pizzas of us. That's talking
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: to So bring it, bring it. Two hundred eight dollars
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: and fifty Fox said, hey, come by the n rob man,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: he needs come and get this chicken. Mince man. Magic
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: gonna start that if he comes up here and we
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: all five bron don't get this chicken right now? You're
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: gonna get this chicken? Hold on, hold on, hold on,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, Robert, who you think you're talking about? Woman,
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. I told you I'm talking to
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: them that's gonna come up here and get this chicken.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: He's gonna bring too much and eight dollars or you're
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: gonna come up here and get ten pieces of chicken.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Hits up to you. But either way, coming up here,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: what you wanna do? I'm gonna seeing somebody else up
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: there to get a chicken. Man, Okay, you're gonna stand
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: up here, Tommy come to get a chicken? Tell me who?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Enough? You gotta get all our information. Careful.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: What's his name? Tomm Me man, nephew Tommy from the
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Moore on the show. What the hell you
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: just say to me? Why ain't it the nephew Tommy
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey More? Man? This is something man,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: he's about to have somebody. Yeah, what bro what who
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: want to do with all the chicken? Though? Wayne, your
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: cousin man? You got coming? According uh that dirty y'all
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: cook all that chicken? Man? Then we cooked the bottlet ticket. Bro,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Hey Wayne, this is what I'm doing man on behalf
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: and neph you Timmy. I'm gonna give you my credit
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: card and we're gonna doumb their chicken all day. Man,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: you see some homeless people or whatever. You just passed
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: our chicken and we're gonna get to pay for right now. Yeah,
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: I can't trust that. Y'all got me para or I'm
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: about to ring right now? Hey Wayne, one more thing, man,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: in the lane? Man, Steve Avery? More crazy for to say?
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Cooked all that chicken. We're gonna give it to the
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: homeless back. We're good stupid pranks best yeah, best ever seen?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: What about did you hear about him? In a minute?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: What's wrong Frank anything? God? Oh? Well me? Who wasn't
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: going mountain man? Please stop acting surprise. You didn't know either.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: He was in the dark as well. I heard him
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: saying I don't really see myself being there. I took
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: it for a bike ride that day, showed him that
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: one day he could live in the hood in his
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: own Yeah, yeah, that was my You can own his
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: corn on this lot. Been here for fifty year. Live here,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: miss Johnson, Livia, thank God for Jesus. All right, okay,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: coming up next, it's this Strawberry Letter. You're listening to
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's time for
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. And if you are in a situation
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: and you need some advice, please submit your letter to
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M dot com. That's Steve Harvey, f
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: M dot com. We could read your letter on the air, nephew.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Let's go buckle up and hold down, Todd, we got
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: it for you here, cowberry, lad, that's the brother right there.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: All right, subject, let's get it started. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I am I am darn near fifty years old. And
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: my okay, you're not gonna stop. You're gonna stop doing
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: that with these last just like the cuss Okay, just
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: they it's not you, custod is what they see. I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: am darnire fifty years old. And my wife let me,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: were you watching CNN when Donald Trump made the s
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: whole comment about Haiti and Africa. Every comment taken upon
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: themselves to take an advantage of that situation because it's journalism. Yeah, alright,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: and start being a professional journalist. I am i am
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: darnire fifty years old and my wife is forty. We've
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: been married for almost ten years and have two children,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: both under the age of five. I want to make
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: sure you all have the details. First of all, I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: love my wife, but it's an all caps b ut
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: all caps. But here is the problem. If I want
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: some cookie, I have to initiate it then of the time.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Sometimes she will, but it is rare to me, rare
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to feel like I am
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: forcing her to do something she doesn't want to do. However,
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: I think we're both young enough to have the time
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: of our lives. I have often gone to bed frustrated
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: with the lack of cookie in our life. I have
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: gone to bed naked. I've purchased her sex sexy lingerie,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: which she does not wear. I have even told her
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: that sometimes she can initiate the sex, but nothing changes.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I think she doesn't feel confident in her bedroom skills.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: But this leaves me frustrated too often or thinking I
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: am just horrible in bed. She acts like I am
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: the best in the world when we do engage, but
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: why doesn't she initiated more often I feel like she
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: should come and talk to me and tell me I
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: am not as good in bed as I think I am.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I have never cheated on my wife and I have
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: no plans to. But I can't keep going to sleep
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: sexually Frustrated? What else can I do to have her
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: make the first move? Or am I stuck making the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: first move forever? Please help? Um? Well, I mean you
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: might have to you you might have to. I mean,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: if you want it, you have to go after what
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: you want. You've talked to her about it. Uh, you
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: do it of the time. That five percent of the time.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's all you'll have for now. Maybe she is
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable uh sexually and maybe you have to keep going
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: until she gets more comfortable, or you know, maybe she'll
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: never get more comfortable. Maybe it was the way she
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: was raised. You never know unless you, guys, do have
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: some honest communication about your you know, uh sexual life
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: or lack thereof. So you're gonna have to talk to her.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know you want these changes, um, but
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you it's your wife. You guys are married. You can talk,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: you can communicate, You can tell her what you like
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: and what you don't like. Uh. You can keep starting
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: it and starting it. You want to feel like she
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: finds you attractive too, But when you do, she's cool
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: with it. You said, she acts like you're the best
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: in the world. So you know, maybe you guys are
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: going to have to compromise and come to some sort
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: of agreement right there, meet in the middle somewhere. But
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: talking and communicating is first. I would say, Steve, well, well, well, well, well,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: because here we go. Yeah, yeah, the married man's plight. Yeah,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: let's talk about this for a minute. He fifty. She foughting.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's saying? He damned their fifty his
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: wife foughty. They've been married ten years. They got two kids,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: both the age of under the age of five senior,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: he say, I want to make sure you have all
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: the details. Well, sir, right now, I need to make
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: sure you got all the details too, because see, two
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: kids under five ain't nothing sexy about that. Kids is
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: mood killers, Kids is buzz killers, Kids is blockers. Kids
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: is in the way. Kids create interference. That's what kids is.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: So now that you wanted us to have the details,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to throw that at you. Now you say,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: first you love my life, wife but here's the problem.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: If I want some cookie, I gotta initiate the time.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: I would venture to say, I would just venture to
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: say that that's ninety of the marital situation today. I
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: would venture to say. I could be wrong, but that's
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: just an opinion of mine. I think in a marriage,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: once them kids is here, that is usually the man
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: that's trying to initiate ninety of the time in nine manages,
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: not as that other thing that's some woman listening to Uh,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I can't keep my hands off. Well, we're not mad
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: to you, and you ain't in this letter. I'm glad
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: you exist, but I ain't got time to go find
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: nobody else. I got jobs, I got a legacy I'm
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: working on. In a family, I'm trying to maintain that
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: hoole together. So now sometimes she will, but it's rare
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: for me. I don't want to feel like I'm forcing
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: her to do something she don't want to do. However,
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I think we're both young enough to have the time
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: of our lives. I've often gone to bed frustrated with
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: the lack of cookie in our life. I have gone
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: to bed naked. That ain't nothing for me. I'm in
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: that naked and night. I go to bed naked because
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I can't afford to having stuff getting twisted and wrapped
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: up on me. I got immovable objects that's rare and
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: can't get tugged and tossed on it. But I sleep
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: naked just in case, Just in case. Be ready, stay ready.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: I have purchased her sexy lingerate what she does not wear.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I've told her that sometimes she can initiate sex, but
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: nothing changes. I think she doesn't feel confident in her
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: bedroom skills. Dog, it's them damn kids. Them kids is
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: wearing her hands out. You got two kids under five? Dog,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: you got to understand these kids is wearing this po
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: woman out. She ain't got time for you. All right, Steve,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I don't this damn dog out our house. We just
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: bought up in here. How about that personal now, I'm sorry.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Coming after that, we'll be right. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's get to
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: it part two of your man right here. He fitted
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: his wife forty. They got two kids under five, and
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: he frustrated because he's going to bed naked because she
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: won't initiate sex. He got initiated the town. Now, before
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I left, what I tried to point out to the man,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: what you tried to tell us at the beginning of
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: the letter. What so we have all the fact that
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: they have two kids under five. It's them damn kids,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: them kids. It's wearing this woman out, the kids of
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: something else. I'll give you an example. When the grandkids
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: come over our house. There ain't even our kids no more.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I got rid of all out him. I thought they
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: was gone. But now when they come back, they bring
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: more people with them. They called brad kids. They sleep
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: in the bed with us, which kills my sleeping naked.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Can't sleep naked with a grand baby in the bad
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: Them kids is moved killers. They block us. Them kids
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: is actually birth control. Maybe your wife ain't so and
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: and see to get up on you cause she don't
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: want no more kids. That could be she threw with
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: deep kids. She got these two babies under five, you
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: laying over here naked. She set up in here man.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: Then Jeff put them to sleep. She tried to get
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: some rest because she got to go dem these kids.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: That could be it. Man, I would venture to say
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: that that's probably it. Now, what are you you would
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: like for her? To initiate this a little bit more.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen. That's all he wants. I mean,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: you know what, Look, we would all like five girl
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: to be a little bit more forced for hey baby,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: you know. But for the most part in the man
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: just usually the man that's initiated. Ain't that right, see
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying? Because shearing up at the house playing
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: the same damn game, same damn game. What okay? Well
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: all right then, all right then my a I don't
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: won't know alright? Then here that ain't worn out world.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I want some hot fire. Give it your damn clothes off.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: That's what a man wants. Now. The man said, ain't
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: never cheated on his wife. He has no plans on that. Well,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: you gotta fix something at the house, that's right. But
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: it's them damn kids though. It's just like now our
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: house is this damn dog. You guys have a new dog, right, yeah,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: we got a new dog? Bad? He block it. You
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  Speaker 1: keep talking about this dog. I didn't ask for the dog.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't never heard me ask for a dog. What's
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  Speaker 1: his name is? Steve? Black ass? Bad? I want to
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  Speaker 1: get off barbecue and smoke cigar Drake Scott. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I wanna do when I get off. I didn't working
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  Speaker 1: the Doperman. It's scared of his ask. I wish I would.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm not going to do with be scared in
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: my house. So it's the kids dog. Ain't nothing you
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  Speaker 1: can do. You'ren't about to laundrate. You want her to
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  Speaker 1: come on to you like she did when she was
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  Speaker 1: trying to get you, But them days is probably gone.
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  Speaker 1: All You're gonna have to invest in some money to
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  Speaker 1: get them kids sent away something No, I didn't mean
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  Speaker 1: to I meant like a like a babysitter something like
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  Speaker 1: or something like that, or hell boards. Then you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to wear what people get their kids at the
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  Speaker 1: boarding school all the time, all the time. Just ain't
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  Speaker 1: it ain't against the law. That ain't what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do. You want to have your kids close, You
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  Speaker 1: want to center to boarding school so you can have
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  Speaker 1: more sex. Yeah, I wish I had thought of that,
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  Speaker 1: but I didn't because I would have missed raising my
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls. So I I want them close by
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  Speaker 1: because I wanted to instill some things that that boarding
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  Speaker 1: schools unable to, and I've done that. They're not perfect,
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  Speaker 1: but the hell I wouldn't even now back to this latter.
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  Speaker 1: This how it is, don't it's just how it is.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to marriage, one old one. I tell you right
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  Speaker 1: now you can quit going to bed, Nick, stop't wing
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  Speaker 1: because the damn kids gonna walk in there. Getting about
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  Speaker 1: the bed. You're asking that naked and it's hard because
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  Speaker 1: you don't sleep with a bathti next to the bench.
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  Speaker 1: So now you got to get up in the baby
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: seeing daddy naked walk into the room. And then you
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: didn't say if you was in shape or not. He
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: left out that detail. Walk maybe just walk to the back.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you ain't as fine niked as you thought you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: were a right out here, but you look like you
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: and your second try mesr. That could be throwing it
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: off to email us or Instagram. That's your thoughts on
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry letter for ten years, I don't know what
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: the hell going over today. It's crazy comedy segment in
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  Speaker 1: about ten minutes at forty one after the hour, you're
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Hardy Morning Show. Annoying things that
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: grown people do while you're driving. So when you are driving,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: so these people are in the car with you, riding
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  Speaker 1: with you, just the passenger, the passenger or that seat
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  Speaker 1: of kids. Just just you're the driver. So you gotta
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  Speaker 1: focus on. And it's just little stuff that gets on
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  Speaker 1: just little thing, man, just that little steve like you
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  Speaker 1: driving right. I can't stand people to point to stuff
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  Speaker 1: for me to look at you have it. I'm driving.
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  Speaker 1: Look Oh look look you missed, you missed you? Oh
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  Speaker 1: you they got tomatoes on sale? Look look, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: see that fair drive world. Man, I can't stand for
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  Speaker 1: people to see that gets on my hair. Come. First
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  Speaker 1: of all, you don't know the words to the song.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell and you don't sound nothing like nothing
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  Speaker 1: like the song the song? Are you evil? When you
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  Speaker 1: just change the station when they're singing Twitter on talk talk, Grady,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what they're talking about. We started listening
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  Speaker 1: to the talk the minute. You're hoping your mouth and
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  Speaker 1: amazes and gentlemen, we are here today, like when we're
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  Speaker 1: going cross town to my auntie. How I didn't been
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  Speaker 1: there a thousand times, but my wife want to give
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  Speaker 1: me directions though, to go this way, go this way
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  Speaker 1: for the five and then take fifty night. If you
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  Speaker 1: take fift to night, we'll get there a little quicker,
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  Speaker 1: but We've been there several times. I know where I'm going. Like,
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  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, I stand when people driving they damn
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  Speaker 1: cal looking over at an accident that they ain't in
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  Speaker 1: a about to get us in one over here. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: I can't over there. I can't that window. That window
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: is not to be played with, okay, up and down?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah? Or women with hot flashes. Yeah, I can't
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  Speaker 1: staying that. That's why I got wind the lock that's
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: got locked. Yeah, he got the lock to win it.
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  Speaker 1: Take the child off. I'm not not doing it now, bro,
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  Speaker 1: he is. I'm not gonna do it. You know. I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: can't stand right. I getting my car wash and I
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  Speaker 1: come pick you up. Take it awhere? If you eat
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  Speaker 1: in my car and drop the fact, I don't know
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: when when you're driving, you always notice somebody dropping something.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Got chips? I see the chip fall down. Your shirt
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  Speaker 1: should have set to my floor, but you keep eat
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  Speaker 1: like it ain't down there. Okay, okay, I hate to
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  Speaker 1: go down. I'm driving in my car. I look out
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  Speaker 1: the little just look atter the peripheral of my of
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  Speaker 1: my of my right side. Are you hicking? Yo? Know?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, where are you. Where are you dusting
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: that your fingers? Man? Where is that going my floor? Man? Now, bro,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: what y'all saying that you didn't seen it? I used
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: to hate getting there somebody's car and don't nothing work.
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  Speaker 1: We ain't got no radio, we ain't got no el time.
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  Speaker 1: We're just sitting up in here, hot, in silence, and
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  Speaker 1: it's starting to smoke. Tower. You would have gum in
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. I don't want to hear you click it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your popping. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to see you making bubbles out of it. Damn it.
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  Speaker 1: Just shooting, okay, just shooting. That's it. That's why the
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  Speaker 1: color chowing. You know, I have this problem right now.
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  Speaker 1: I won't I won't to drive like but I don't
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  Speaker 1: have one. But right now, stay out my damn glove boxing?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you? Why is you in the What the
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  Speaker 1: hell made you click that two buttons and pull it down?
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  Speaker 1: And what are you looking for? You got something here?
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  Speaker 1: When did you put something there? It's like when you
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  Speaker 1: go to somebody's house. Can I go to their medicine
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  Speaker 1: cabinet in the backroom? Don't ask me to use my car, please? Man,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want your feelings hurt. You don't know how
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  Speaker 1: I really feel about you. Don't ask me to use
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  Speaker 1: my damn car for nothing, for nothing, to go to work,
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  Speaker 1: go to stove. Yeah, he's gonna find out what you
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  Speaker 1: really in the phrase, well it's just sitting there. That's
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: why it's just sitting there, because it's my right whether
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: it's just sitting there. So yeah, so what Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 1: what I hate. I'm backing out now. And in order
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: to back out, you gotta look back. Why am I
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: looking at you looking back at me? Backing out? It
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: don't take two of us come back out looking you know.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what thing I can. Don't diagnose my car?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: How you know what's wrong with my call? So you
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: got a bad time? How you know you just got in?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, got just one one. This got something
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  Speaker 1: to do with using my car. This is what a
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: Fred did to me one time, called a cap to
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: my house, asked me to use But you should have
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: took you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right? Jack? Come on, now,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: what is this little we all experience, these little things,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: little neon sins that you panicked for like just a
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: little bit. You're not really for instant friends. You order
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: a pizza, Pizza's on the way. Pizza man gets there,
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: you can't find your money. Oh my god, hold you guys,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, man, I
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  Speaker 1: got money. Man. You already told him, Chad, so you
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  Speaker 1: didn't say d You said my fake cash. He's standing
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: out there thinking you stupid. Right, you already said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just stopped like this little little time. Yeah, yeah, your
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: little time. Yeah, Like it's like daytime. And you didn't
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: fell asleep with the night. You didn't woke up, started
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  Speaker 1: getting dressed. Oh manbody on the shift. Everybody else first
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  Speaker 1: started working here. I walked up. It was nice, six
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  Speaker 1: forty one pm. I was in traffic, gonna fire day too.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, why is nobody on the highway because it's Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Fool When you Edward reached for a bottle of water
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  Speaker 1: that you thought was you and it wouldn't realize it's
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  Speaker 1: the nasty person that god, that's not a little that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of from and they're standing there looking at you.
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  Speaker 1: You remember when you was little ushould be playing in
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  Speaker 1: the flow and you was doing something wrong and you
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  Speaker 1: turned around and your mama was you just putting on
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  Speaker 1: your best show. You you're just playing your behind and
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  Speaker 1: you for me. I turned around and see that fat leg.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: Oh I know Aley Brown was standing there. O my god.
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  Speaker 1: Uh oh okay. A little times you panic. It's a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: little time you have a little nervous breakdowns. You go
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  Speaker 1: to the doctor, right, you got your clothes on. He's
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: standing behind you and he's looking at your church and
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: your head would mean breakdown. You mean tell me, I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: mean it stopped me. Man man something about to follow.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you one that got my entire family. I
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's having for y'all, but on holiday,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: they're one kid that nobody wanted. How they're still We
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: have been praying all the Thanksgiving. Then it wasn't say
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: anybody seen Johnny five. Everybody getting nervous, something missing? Just
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: want somebody perse wallet keys quest, we get to prayer,
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  Speaker 1: pass it are to be here today on this thing.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, you ever be driving your car, come over
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  Speaker 1: the hill, you rolling a little bit too fast? Police
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  Speaker 1: sitting there and all of a sudden they lights come on. God, yes,
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  Speaker 1: you think after you? You think they after you? And
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: then they passed by. Oh oh god, she's every black man,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: get your story together, for you're trying to get it
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: comes one our head was similar to that. You ever
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: been pulled over by the police and they ask you
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: for your driver's license and they go back to the car.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Then they come back and step out the coffee. Good
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  Speaker 1: un that step out the car, step out the man.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: Once you have to get out of the car, like
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: you start thinking about what does he know that I
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  Speaker 1: did a long time ago? Uh? All right, let me see.
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  Speaker 1: You go to the beauty shop, right, ladies, you know
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You go to the beauty shop to
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: get your hair done, and she knows automatically that you've
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: been going someplace else to get your hair done. She
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: knows right away, right away, who've been doing your work?
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  Speaker 1: She knows her word? Ye shout out to do? Is
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: it not my word? Even that gets me nervous, my
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: little panic moment. What I'm on the highway doing six
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  Speaker 1: days and the game. It's like, come on, but you
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  Speaker 1: ain't nowhere, nil so scared just driving like I got
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  Speaker 1: a full taste out. It is a rule of thumb
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  Speaker 1: that when the gas like come on, you have to
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: break it down. And then we all hate buying gas. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hold on what we do? I'm married now a little
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: so he got no idea that some of these panics
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: may not apply to Skive. You've been at a woman
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: house and the hood and come home. That's a little panic,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: you know. That's now you under the bed through out
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: and you could wait on him to leave. You get
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: your Yeah, you walk in the house and your wife say,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: I got something I want you to see. She got
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: she hadn't got it in her hand. You don't know
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: what to see coming up? It's more of the Steve
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Jake, explain it so simple.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: We've done this over and over and over. Just pick
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: five subjects, put them on a wheel. Fund the wheel
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  Speaker 1: where it stop. We will do the damn thing. All right,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: here we go ahead, do it, you're ready? All right?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one. All of a sudden, everything
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: is too loud. Just everything's too loud. Number two. My
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  Speaker 1: favorite snack is number three. That is not his wife,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: who were not doing that? You're not doing that? I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: mean the wheel betting that on that one? All right,
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  Speaker 1: number four. Some people just will wear anything. Okay, here
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  Speaker 1: we go. You know they've been locked up a long
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: time when they asked questions like yes, that would not
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: be three? Oh wait, look, oh oh, stopped the number five.
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  Speaker 1: You know they've been locked up a long time when
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: they asked questions like when when TV been staying on
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: after twelve o'clock? When the doing that you've been good.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: You've been locked up a long time. When you hear
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: a question like so where mamma live? Now you don't
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: know where mama lived with mama. You've been locked up
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: a long time. When they're looking at you like y'all
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  Speaker 1: can't cut your chicken with a spoon. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how to do this. You've been locked up a long
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: time when you asked when did they turn the emails on?
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: Locked up alone? Let me tell you how. You know
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: you've been locked up a long time. I tell y'all,
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  Speaker 1: don't want me to make mac running with just a iron.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: I can show you how to do it. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know you've been locked up a long time. With the
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: good life. So you can get clothes and groceries, so
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  Speaker 1: I can get I can get fruits and a shirt
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  Speaker 1: and you know they've been locking a long time. Who
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  Speaker 1: flushed the tarlet and red all? My? Look that man?
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  Speaker 1: That was good looking? At that man. You've been locked
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: up a long time. When you go out on the
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: date and all you want to order is roaming noodles
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: fancy restaurants. You know you've been locked up a long
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: time when you say stuff like so you're gonna leave
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: the lights on all night, all night, These ain't gonna
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: go over. You know you get locked up a long
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: time when they get pulled over. They called, you say
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: for the police cars black and white night they was
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: blue and first we're playing comedy rout. You know you've
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: been locked up a long time when they started whispering
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: meet me in the yard, in the yard, all right, Steve,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: You know you've been locked up a long time. When
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: you come outside on your first day back and you
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: got your platforms on, you're not understand what everybody now
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: coming up. It's more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: At thirty three after the hour, you're listening Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. When you know it's time to go back
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: to church, it's time, you know when it's time to chika.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: When you know It is time to take your but
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: back the church. Somebody needs to lay hands on me
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: right now. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, how did I get here?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: When you wake up and you with somebody and you
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: don't know their name, it is time? Who who you
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: talk about? Backslide? Yeah? How long we've been laying what
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: I got handcuffs? Yeah, try to go back to church.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: When you wake up in this bike box, you can't
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: explain nothing. Who I'm doing too? What too? You know
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: it's to go back to church. When you wake up
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: and you got her phone on? What the hell? And
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: it's backwards? You in the back and in the back
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: put in the front. That's a crazy, crazy visual right there,
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: that it's time for you to go back to the church.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: When you're starting to look at your boys grandmama and
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: starting to feel something, Yeah, it's you. I never felt
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: the way. Let you know it's time to go back
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: to the church. When you see spake mark on your
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: behind and you don't know how they got that? Yeah,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: you can't excuse me? Did you know? And it's a
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: man hand. It's pretty rough way. You know? What's happy day?
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: When your lights watering gay get turned off? The same day.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: You can't do nothing. It's time to that. You know
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: it's time to go back. When you wake up and
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: your whole chance is peter back, it's time for you
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: to go back to church. You've been arguing with this
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: fine girl for on ahead, trying to convince her that
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: ain't no way y'all can be cause it's we're not
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: really cousins. Now, come on, how you figuring that? We
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: run down to the fifth? The fifth? It's time to
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: go back to church. You know it's time to go
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: back to church. When you wake up with a tattoo
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: that says Veronica and you don't know know that name
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: is Ron, it's time to go back to church. When
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: you start stalking anybody, oh little women talking about every
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  Speaker 1: take us into the weekend? Steve? You know, look, man,
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  Speaker 1: my haters, there's nothing I can do at them. But
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  Speaker 1: it's also okay to have haters because I mean, you
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  Speaker 1: need them. It justifies your efforts and your work. If
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  Speaker 1: you're not doing anything, you don't have to worry about haters.
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  Speaker 1: But the moment you try to accomplish something, the moment
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  Speaker 1: you try to be more than them, the more the
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  Speaker 1: moment you decide that you're gonna come up, the moment
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  Speaker 1: you make the decision that you're gonna be better than
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  Speaker 1: you were before, you can prepare yourself for the haters,
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  Speaker 1: because that haters work for an evil force. You know, Look,
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  Speaker 1: if you're not doing good, you're doing bad. If you're
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  Speaker 1: not doing right, you're doing evil. If you're not being positive,
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  Speaker 1: you're being negative. The devil is busy, man, the devil.
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  Speaker 1: Here's your prayers to God. He knows what God is
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  Speaker 1: capable of doing for you. And so the devil's job
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  Speaker 1: is to intercept and interrupt all of that. He wants
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  Speaker 1: to enter self and interrupt all the blessings that God
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  Speaker 1: has for you. So he asked people that's at work
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  Speaker 1: for him all the time. The stunning thing about it
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  Speaker 1: is these people that work for the devil all the time,
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  Speaker 1: his imps. They're busy, man, they're busy. I had a
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  Speaker 1: guy told me. I asked. I asked a guy one time,
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  Speaker 1: a manute, why are you always hating? He said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I do. I'm a hater. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get a huge following Steve because I hate.
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  Speaker 1: Because I had approached the doing about something he has
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  Speaker 1: said about me one time, not that I really cared.
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  Speaker 1: I just asked him why he did it. He says, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you cool man, but you would draw you draw people
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  Speaker 1: more followers. I'm gonna turn that into money. So he
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  Speaker 1: has made a conscious decision to be a paid hater.
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  Speaker 1: The problem that haters don't understand is that you may
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  Speaker 1: become a paid hater, but it also comes with a
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  Speaker 1: cost to you. It's a simple principle in the Bible.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you were a little kid and used
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  Speaker 1: to go to Sunday School and you heard the golden rule,
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  Speaker 1: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
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  Speaker 1: That is applicable to the day you leave this world.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what business you get into or anything
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  Speaker 1: like that. It applies all the time. Do unto others
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  Speaker 1: as you would have them do unto you. So, if
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be in the hate business, you must be
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  Speaker 1: prepared to be hated on, and you must be prepared
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  Speaker 1: to suffer the consequences of a negative behavior. It's amazing, man.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you all, stop stopping your climb, stop stopping
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  Speaker 1: your journey to address all of these haters, because they
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  Speaker 1: are sent as a worker. They are in empt to
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  Speaker 1: try to enter, sell, and impede and block blessings and
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  Speaker 1: things that God has for you. Keep moving, somebody. One
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  Speaker 1: of the bishops sent me up a letter one time,
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  Speaker 1: and it simply says, Steve, stay on the wall. Stay
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  Speaker 1: on the wall. And I went, wow, man, why what
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  Speaker 1: was it? So I eventually, I mean, it made sense
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  Speaker 1: to me, but I called him to ask him. He said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: stay on the wall. Don't climb down off the wall
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  Speaker 1: where God has taken all this time to place you,
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  Speaker 1: to get back down on the ground to deal with
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  Speaker 1: some people that ain't him up on the wall. I said, man,
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  Speaker 1: but they're throwing rocks at me. He said, throwing rocks
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  Speaker 1: that are as any of them knocked you off the wall.
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  Speaker 1: I said no, I said, he said to someone to
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  Speaker 1: hit you in the back, hitch you upside the head
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  Speaker 1: with him rock. But he said, but don't you keep
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  Speaker 1: going up the wall? He said, why would you stop him?
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  Speaker 1: Come down off the wall, Steve. So I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: everybody out there listening, you got to stay on the
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  Speaker 1: wall wherever you are. Don't stop your assent to address
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  Speaker 1: these haters. It's okay, You're going to be fine. They
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  Speaker 1: are hating for a reason. They hate you because you
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  Speaker 1: are something that they are not capable of being, and
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  Speaker 1: they wish they was. And now since you are, and
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  Speaker 1: they ain't here come to hate. You know, the best
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  Speaker 1: way to deal with hate love. Love is the only
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  Speaker 1: thing that conquers hate. You cannot conquer hate with more hate.
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  Speaker 1: Marla the King knew that as well as anybody. Gandhi
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  Speaker 1: understood that as well as anybody. You cannot conquer hate
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  Speaker 1: with more hate. The only way to conquer hate is
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  Speaker 1: with love. It works. Man. The problem with hate is
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  Speaker 1: hate is so much louder than love. But here's the
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  Speaker 1: joy of it. Though love is stronger than hate, hate
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  Speaker 1: dwindles and withers away. Love of just love, love, just last.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Here's another example. If you're in darkness,
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  Speaker 1: complete in total darkness, and you're tired up the darkness.
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  Speaker 1: To get out of darkness, you don't do you don't
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  Speaker 1: go to more darkness. You need light. Only light can
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  Speaker 1: get you out of darkness. Only love can bring you
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  Speaker 1: out of hatred. It's the only way it works. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: they're doing to you, that's on a negative, you have
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  Speaker 1: to do differently to them on a positive. Now you're
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  Speaker 1: not gonna like that because it's gonna seem like the
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  Speaker 1: soft approach, But it's the only thing that works. You
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  Speaker 1: just got to keep loving them when they keep hating you.
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  Speaker 1: And that's hard to do. I know it is. For me.
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  Speaker 1: It's hard to do, but I just keep on when
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  Speaker 1: I see them, I just go, hey, look man, booooo
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  Speaker 1: No no hard feelings and keep going. You want to
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  Speaker 1: get out of darkness. You need light. You want to
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  Speaker 1: get out of you lead love. That's it all right.
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