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Steve Crying Job, 877-29-STEVE, Text Message Questions, Chinese Panda Bears and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all.
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  Speaker 4: So given the.
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  Speaker 3: Busy yeah listening to.
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  Speaker 5: Show, I don't, Joy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Joy, you gotta do this. You turn.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I got to turn the mouth turn You probably got
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  Speaker 3: to turn the mouth turn out, turn the water of
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  Speaker 3: the moat. Jud come.
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  Speaker 7: Come out, you're thinking, I sure will, But come on,
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  Speaker 7: and everybody you're listening to the voice, come on, dig
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  Speaker 7: me now.
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  Speaker 2: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 7: Man, if I had time enough to tell the whole trip,
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  Speaker 7: the whole journey, and y'all would be sitting up in
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  Speaker 7: there going, okay, Steve, are we going to play the
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  Speaker 7: show this week? But man, it's been a lot of
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  Speaker 7: amazing things has happened to me over the years, and
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  Speaker 7: not all of them good. It's been some amazingly bad
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  Speaker 7: things that have happened too. But I just come on
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  Speaker 7: in the morning as a reminder to everybody of the
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  Speaker 7: actual goodness of God, that you know, man, that these
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  Speaker 7: mistakes that you're making, that these setbacks that you keep having,
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  Speaker 7: that these falls that keep occurring in your life, that
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  Speaker 7: they all are leading you somewhere if you just.
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  Speaker 2: Don't ever give up. That's the key.
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  Speaker 7: You can never ever give up because you don't know
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  Speaker 7: how the trip has been laid out for you. You know,
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  Speaker 7: if somebody had told me years ago when I had
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  Speaker 7: the dream of being on TV and then I thought
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  Speaker 7: about being one of one of the best comedians I
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  Speaker 7: could be, you know, when I when I started, if
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  Speaker 7: somebody had told me everything that was gonna have to
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  Speaker 7: happen in order for me to get there, I would
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  Speaker 7: have changed it. I would have I would have said, Okay,
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  Speaker 7: well I ain't gonna be that. How about this? See
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  Speaker 7: and no one can know all of the events of
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  Speaker 7: their life ahead of time. You know, it'd be so nice,
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  Speaker 7: wouldn't it. You know, to prepare for it, see it come,
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  Speaker 7: and be aware of the haters, always knowing when the
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  Speaker 7: backstabing moment is coming in your life, always knowing when
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  Speaker 7: you gonna get blindsided by the enemy. Were really great
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  Speaker 7: to know that, wouldn't it. Well, that's not how it works.
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  Speaker 7: So since no one knows exactly the challenges and the
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  Speaker 7: pitfalls and the detours that's gonna beset them, it's it's
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  Speaker 7: it's imperative that you just don't give up because see,
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  Speaker 7: knowing these things, we as human beings by nature, would
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  Speaker 7: choose another route. But it ain't the route God God
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  Speaker 7: for you, though. See the route God God for you.
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  Speaker 7: If you if you're trying to do the right thing,
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  Speaker 7: if you're doing the best you can, if you ain't
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  Speaker 7: out here just intentionally just messing over, folks, If you
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  Speaker 7: using faith and that's the belief in things that you
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  Speaker 7: cannot see. If you have something on the inside of
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  Speaker 7: you to keep saying there's got to be more to
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  Speaker 7: life than that, then that's that's you. You, my friend,
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  Speaker 7: have a great chance here. And if you've ever had
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  Speaker 7: that feeling then gave up on it, just get it back,
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  Speaker 7: Just ask for it back, Just say, hey man, I'm
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  Speaker 7: getting back to the way I used to be because
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  Speaker 7: there's a change that's available in your life.
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  Speaker 2: But you got to take it. You got to take
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  Speaker 2: a shot at it. Folks.
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  Speaker 7: There's a chance for you to get it right, but
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  Speaker 7: you gotta take a shot at it. Folks, There's a
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  Speaker 7: chance for you to turn this whole thing around with
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  Speaker 7: God's help, but you got to take a shot at it.
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  Speaker 7: You See, this decision is yours, the decision to lay
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  Speaker 7: down to give up.
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  Speaker 2: That's yours. It ain't even just got too hard for me?
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  Speaker 7: Life too much, man, life hard and too much for everybody.
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  Speaker 7: What I got to get you to See? My father
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  Speaker 7: used to always tell me, it says, some best lessons
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  Speaker 7: in life, the one your value and learn the most
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  Speaker 7: is a bout lesson. I didn't quite understand that being young,
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  Speaker 7: but I showed got it.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't no lesson like a bout lesson. The one you
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  Speaker 7: pay for. Those are the ones that hold to you,
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  Speaker 7: that stick to you, that that start turning you into
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  Speaker 7: who you're going to be. Those are the character builders. See,
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  Speaker 7: you got to be forged to get to where you
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  Speaker 7: want to go in life. See, that's what the challenges
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  Speaker 7: and missteps is for. That's what the failing is about.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 7: I know you don't like it. I didn't. I know
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  Speaker 7: you not comfortable with I wouldn't. I know you wish
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  Speaker 7: it was over sooner than later.
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  Speaker 2: I always do.
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  Speaker 7: I always wanted to be over sooner than later because
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  Speaker 7: the later, Man, it just seems like it's so much
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  Speaker 7: I got to go through.
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  Speaker 2: But let me tell you something, man, if you can,
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  Speaker 2: if you can.
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  Speaker 7: Forge your way through it and understand that you are
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  Speaker 7: forged in life.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I was on TVN one time when I was doing
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  Speaker 7: one of my motivational speeches, and I began to wonder
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  Speaker 7: about this experience I had at Ford Motor Company and
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  Speaker 7: my last job after the auto industry started going down,
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  Speaker 7: my last job was in the foundry and my job
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  Speaker 7: was to stand at the end almost where the engines
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  Speaker 7: first come out of the furnace. See, the engines are
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  Speaker 7: poured into a mold. It's hot, melted down metal whatever
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  Speaker 7: they call it, larva or whatever. They pour it into
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  Speaker 7: a mold and it goes into this furnace that's extremely hot.
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  Speaker 7: And my job was after the heat was applied to
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  Speaker 7: the engine block, it would come through and it would
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  Speaker 7: go through a hardening stage. With the way it was hardening,
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  Speaker 7: they would cool it. Suddenly, they would flush.
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  Speaker 2: It with water. It was just blast water on it.
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  Speaker 7: But the fire and the high temperature is what made
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  Speaker 7: the engine block solidify. It's because it's got to get
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  Speaker 7: real hot, get melted down first. Then it's got to
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  Speaker 7: get poured into a mole. Then it's got to be
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  Speaker 7: pressure hit with water and all of this, and then
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  Speaker 7: and it's real hot. Now it's still hot even though
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  Speaker 7: there's water been shotter. But when it comes out the
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  Speaker 7: end of the side, there's a lot of flashing in it.
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  Speaker 7: It flashing is a metal from that to drip through
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  Speaker 7: the cast molding on it, just like flex of extra
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  Speaker 7: pieces of metal. My job was to hit this engine
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  Speaker 7: block in the front, which this huge heavy rubber mallet,
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  Speaker 7: knock all the flashing off the front, and when it
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  Speaker 7: came around back to bam, hit it real hard again
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  Speaker 7: on the backside. And that became the core of what
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  Speaker 7: the car is. A car without a great engine is nothing.
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  Speaker 7: It's just a pretty looking vehicle over there. But if
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  Speaker 7: it can't do what it was made to do because
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  Speaker 7: the engine blocked and cracked.
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  Speaker 2: So you can have a.
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  Speaker 7: Car look real good, but if it freezes, an engine
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  Speaker 7: block cracked your car, you could it's over man.
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  Speaker 2: You got to get a new block. The block is
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  Speaker 2: the core.
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  Speaker 7: But in order for you for the car to do
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  Speaker 7: what it's got to do, it's got to have a
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  Speaker 7: strong enginet In order for the engine to be strong,
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  Speaker 7: it's got to be forged and steel come through fire,
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  Speaker 7: get poured in a mole, cooled off, heated, knocked around,
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  Speaker 7: beat on the front, end, beat on the back end
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  Speaker 7: in order for it to be what it's gonna be.
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  Speaker 7: The mall of the story, folks, is you got to
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  Speaker 7: get forged in fire to be what you're gonna be.
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  Speaker 7: You got to get beat up, you got to get
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  Speaker 7: pressure washed, you got to have heat on you, you got
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  Speaker 7: to get melted down. You got to get pulled into
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  Speaker 7: a mole. That's how you become who you are. So
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  Speaker 7: the tough things that you're going through, the difficult challenges
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  Speaker 7: and the setbacks. I know a brother who went to prison, ma'am.
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  Speaker 7: And the whole reason he ended up going to prison
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  Speaker 7: because he was looking at the little window looking out
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  Speaker 7: in the yard at him working out. And then the
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  Speaker 7: next thing, you know, man, this brother decided that he
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  Speaker 7: was gonna go out there and work out. Well, guess what,
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  Speaker 7: he's one of the top trainers in country.
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  Speaker 2: Today.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening morning.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sitting here behind the microphone as I do morning
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  Speaker 7: after morning after morning, realizing that I have an obligation,
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  Speaker 7: a duty to fulfill. My compadres are well aware of
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  Speaker 7: their role to play.
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  Speaker 2: We are in the wake you up business.
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  Speaker 7: We are here to get you off to a great
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  Speaker 7: start of your day, ladies and gentlemen. It has big gun.
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  Speaker 7: In the words of my uncle who did not care
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  Speaker 7: how he sounded whatever he talked. This hell that day
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  Speaker 7: about to go down, Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry calling
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  Speaker 7: for real Mississippi Monica A Junior kill spach a nephew,
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  Speaker 7: Tommy Junior R.
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  Speaker 2: What's on your mind?
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  Speaker 1: Let me just say we all been through this.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 8: This is something that's kind of bothering me when people
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  Speaker 8: just get to say what they want to say to
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  Speaker 8: you and we can't say nothing back. Like somebody just
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  Speaker 8: told me a couple of days that I don't do enough.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, now, with.
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  Speaker 8: Everything you got going on, is it okay to say
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  Speaker 8: how you feel since they would expressing how they feel?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've learned how to do it even with bloggers.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, you know, my kids taught me something that
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know because I was building up a level
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  Speaker 7: of frustration because you know, I hear people talk about
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  Speaker 7: me and they don't even know me, they ain't in
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  Speaker 7: my face and not normally. This is how I really
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  Speaker 7: handled Junior. I give less than a cat about really
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  Speaker 7: what you're talking about? Being caught. Most people who talk
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  Speaker 7: behind my back is because they behind me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be clear about that.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so I'm over that, but there are times I
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  Speaker 7: must admit mm hm where the human side of me
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  Speaker 7: takes over and I want to say something back.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have found a.
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  Speaker 2: Way to create a dummy account.
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  Speaker 7: Wait a minute, a fake screen name, and I come
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  Speaker 7: to my own damn rescue.
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  Speaker 9: Whenever I feel like, yeah, it's that one.
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  Speaker 7: I have said some stuff that's tis some people I've
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  Speaker 7: actually said. I know Steve, I know him, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 7: what you're saying is a lie. And then I go
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  Speaker 7: on the page and see a picture of them, and
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  Speaker 7: I do something very descriptive about the way you chip
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  Speaker 7: bubba nose, big lip, he hoss looking brig a name.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, maybe I throw something violent like that and I
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  Speaker 7: get it off my chest. You'll feel better at your desk,
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  Speaker 7: all right, Yeah, because I don't want to question.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but it wasn't.
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  Speaker 8: Really really saying something back.
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  Speaker 11: That's what I asked to.
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  Speaker 12: Never mind the question Steve coming up at thirty two
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  Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, We'll hear from the nephew and
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  Speaker 12: run that prank back right after this you're listening Hardy
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  Speaker 12: Morning Show. It is time now for the nephew to
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  Speaker 12: run that prank back what you got for his nepht fairly?
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  Speaker 2: I gotta go big or go home?
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  Speaker 4: Hounds normal?
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  Speaker 13: Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell. Darnell see
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  Speaker 13: this so I know how you doing? This is Scott
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  Speaker 13: with Bigger, Bigger and better? Uh, where we make you
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  Speaker 13: larger in charge? How you doing today?
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  Speaker 10: Scott?
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  Speaker 13: Who I mean a Scott And I'm with Bigger and better,
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  Speaker 13: where we make you larger in charge?
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  Speaker 10: I'm good, Scott?
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  Speaker 13: What was up? We were actually given a phone call
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  Speaker 13: by your wife. Your wife is is is that correct?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Okay, well you know your wife's your wife's birthday is
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  Speaker 13: coming up pretty soon? Is that right?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's coming up.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, have you have you decided on getting or anything?
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  Speaker 10: Or no? Not a lot? A couple of days in mind?
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  Speaker 13: Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from
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  Speaker 13: I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
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  Speaker 13: help you guys. And and something I think that she
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  Speaker 13: wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
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  Speaker 13: think about getting. I'm all, he is okay wrecking my brain.
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  Speaker 13: So i'm all is actually gave us a call. She's
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  Speaker 13: actually had an idea, you know, what she would really
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  Speaker 13: really like for her birthday present? So what's the name
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  Speaker 13: of coming in Bigger and Better? Like I said, she
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  Speaker 13: called you.
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  Speaker 10: I'm sorry, she called you to get me idea on
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  Speaker 10: what I should get her for her birthday.
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  Speaker 13: Uh yeah, well this is this is something that's a
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  Speaker 13: little a little different, and it's something that you probably
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  Speaker 13: would never in a million years think of. But here
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  Speaker 13: at Bigger and Better, where we make you large and
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  Speaker 13: in charge, we actually do some things that we definitely
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  Speaker 13: know you wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand
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  Speaker 13: her giving up call. What's you say?
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  Speaker 10: What's your name again? Sam Scott? Scott Scott get to the.
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  Speaker 13: Point actually let us know that there are some things
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  Speaker 13: that are really really lacking between you guys, and she
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  Speaker 13: would very much like for her birthday where you can
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  Speaker 13: be a lot more well endowed. So you know that's
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  Speaker 13: what we do here at Bigger and Better. We actually
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  Speaker 13: what I could be well what more well on doubt sure?
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  Speaker 13: So I think, really, what's going on? Is Beyonca is
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  Speaker 13: really not satisfied right.
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  Speaker 10: Now and call you to tell you that I'm not
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  Speaker 10: what do you mean willing doubt my junk?
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  Speaker 13: So you're you're you're, you're, you're you're inadequate. You know
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  Speaker 13: what I mean? You're you're Uh. I guess maybe may
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  Speaker 13: be very impotent. I'm not sure, but you kidding me?
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  Speaker 10: What? What's the name of this company?
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  Speaker 13: Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge?
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  Speaker 13: And right now you know you're not You're not larger
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  Speaker 13: in charge, and we want to get you to that
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  Speaker 13: we're able to come in for a consultation.
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  Speaker 10: The consultation I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,
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  Speaker 10: I'm gonna call her.
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  Speaker 13: Well, we're trying to do. Do you not do you
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  Speaker 13: not think you need to come in?
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  Speaker 10: I don't even think I even need to be talking
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  Speaker 10: to you about whatever is going on in my bid.
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  Speaker 10: I'm king so I'm not even I'm not even I
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  Speaker 10: don't even know what's going on?
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  Speaker 13: Whatever? Can I say this?
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  Speaker 10: Whatever services? The first for me to gonna increase me
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  Speaker 10: in the bedrooms is.
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  Speaker 13: The first sign of denial, right, I don't have no,
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  Speaker 13: I don't have no problems in the bedroom. Okay, Well
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  Speaker 13: you know, I don't even why am I even.
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  Speaker 10: Still on the phone with you?
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  Speaker 13: Okay, but sir, I mean you and her and you
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  Speaker 13: don't have to worry about hearing for MERV.
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  Speaker 10: She got something to kind of account with you. Then
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  Speaker 10: you ain't go ahead and close that out.
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  Speaker 13: Let me say this. You have a you have a
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  Speaker 13: very big ego, sir. But what I want to do
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  Speaker 13: is is you know, but you're not You're not as
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  Speaker 13: big as your ego. I want to get you to
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  Speaker 13: that point.
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  Speaker 10: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
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  Speaker 10: sail online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
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  Speaker 10: wife called you saying that I mean adequate in the bedroom, Sir?
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  Speaker 13: You know what?
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  Speaker 10: And and and once again you're trying to I know
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  Speaker 10: you're you're just doing your jobs. Got but I'm gonna
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  Speaker 10: have to call her right now. Okay.
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  Speaker 13: Let me don't worry.
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  Speaker 10: Denial.
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  Speaker 13: You're in denial.
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  Speaker 10: I'm in denial.
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  Speaker 13: You Hello, sir, I really want to help you as
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  Speaker 13: much as I can.
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  Speaker 10: Listen, man, I'm trying to get my wife's on the
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  Speaker 10: phone right now. Okay, I know you you've got a
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  Speaker 10: job to do, but what I need you to do
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  Speaker 10: right now is stop calling me, all right. I'm trying.
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  Speaker 10: I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure
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  Speaker 10: whatever it is she calls you and you're just doing
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  Speaker 10: your job.
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  Speaker 13: I'm trying to get you in here to get a
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  Speaker 13: consultation so we can get you further along and where
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  Speaker 13: you are.
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  Speaker 10: Consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultations. I don't
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  Speaker 10: need no sistance from your stock sor.
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  Speaker 13: You call me no more.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 13: Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.
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  Speaker 10: You want to make me bigger?
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  Speaker 13: What? What?
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  Speaker 10: What is this anyway?
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  Speaker 13: Bigger?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 10: What kind of job is that? How do you even
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  Speaker 10: get a job like that? You apply for this job?
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  Speaker 10: You're idiot when you're a high school job.
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  Speaker 13: I'm trying. I'm trying to stop calling me man, mister Darnell.
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  Speaker 13: I'm still trying to help you get through this situation. Okay,
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  Speaker 13: Are you willing to come in for a consultation at
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  Speaker 13: least we're coming in for a consultation. We can get
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  Speaker 13: you fur where you are.
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  Speaker 10: Are you listening to me? The only consultation we gonna
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  Speaker 10: have is my fist in your.
• 18:57
  Speaker 13: Face that you call me.
• 18:58
  Speaker 10: You can't tell you what I'll will come in for
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: like that, all your information, and I will come down
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: for a consultation. You're gonna be there.
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: of the day.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Sir.
• 19:11
  Speaker 13: What I want to do is get you lined up
• 19:13
  Speaker 13: and get your pet. Let me call my wife. You.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: I don't need no damn procedures. Give me your info,
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: and you got to work by hearing from us. No more, okay,
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: but right now, to get up call me. I don't
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: want to hang up on you. And I understand you're
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: trying to do your job.
• 19:27
  Speaker 13: You're small, You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Thank you, sir.
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: You know what I'm trying to a little small guy.
• 19:36
  Speaker 13: I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: you're not going to be appreciative of it, then I
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: don't even understand why your wife knows you're.
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: Having your address. Why would that we can have this
• 19:44
  Speaker 10: conversation face to face.
• 19:46
  Speaker 13: Why would your life call here? It doesn't matter.
• 19:48
  Speaker 10: If I can get on the line, I can figure
• 19:50
  Speaker 10: out why she calls.
• 19:51
  Speaker 13: You because you're an adequate many sir, sir, here's the problem.
• 19:56
  Speaker 13: You're tiny and you don't want to admit it.
• 19:59
  Speaker 10: I let me get you know me, man, you never
• 20:01
  Speaker 10: seen me. You don't know anything about me. Ian I
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: can't even believe my wife's even call you. But just
• 20:07
  Speaker 10: this is just how you do business. You don't call
• 20:09
  Speaker 10: me and call me. I'm tiny, sir.
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: I'm explain something to you. I'm not owning the president,
• 20:13
  Speaker 13: but I'm also a client, sir.
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: I don't give up what you are.
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, then there are some other things that let
• 20:20
  Speaker 13: us know as well.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: What the would that be?
• 20:22
  Speaker 13: She also wanted me to tell you that this is
• 20:24
  Speaker 13: nephew Tommy from the Steeve Harby Morning Show. Your wife
• 20:28
  Speaker 13: just prak phone calls you back.
• 20:32
  Speaker 10: Man, funny man, I'm all here over here looking at
• 20:37
  Speaker 10: me in the mirror. It's kind of wait. I thought
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: I was good, but I got a little nervously.
• 20:43
  Speaker 13: I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in
• 20:47
  Speaker 13: the land?
• 20:48
  Speaker 10: Come on, now, you know it's a Steel Harvey radio show.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Man, give me some.
• 20:53
  Speaker 12: Panks coming up next to his as l O. You're
• 20:58
  Speaker 12: listening morning show. It is time for Steve's favorite segment,
• 21:03
  Speaker 12: Ask the CLO. All right, CLO, Chief Love Officer, ready
• 21:08
  Speaker 12: for your love questions. This one is from Lisa in Chicago.
• 21:12
  Speaker 12: Lisa writes, I've been married for one year and my
• 21:15
  Speaker 12: husband is hindpacked. If I don't do things exactly like
• 21:18
  Speaker 12: his mom does it, he's all been out of shape.
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: His mother comes by often and they love to joke
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: about me, and his mother tries to tell me how
• 21:27
  Speaker 12: to organize my kitchen and what.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: Type of food her son likes.
• 21:30
  Speaker 12: I don't want to get into any argument with her,
• 21:33
  Speaker 12: so I'm praying my husband or my father in law intervenes.
• 21:36
  Speaker 12: If not, should I tell his mom to shut the
• 21:39
  Speaker 12: head cup.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: The only way to get your husband to intervene is
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: to make him aware of it. Now, I didn't hear
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: in the question where you've told your husband that his
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: mama is in y'all's business too deep and that you
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: really don't appreciate the jokes.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: But you are married to a henpecked man.
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: You're married to a mama's boy, and it ain't gonna
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: change unless he gets cut from the apron strings.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: The best way to cut a man from.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: The apron strings, it's to go on and let him
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: tie his self up with his mama's apron strings and
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: untie him from yours.
• 22:16
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: In other words, sleep with your mama.
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: Next question, moving on the l.
• 22:25
  Speaker 12: Salita in a Silver Spring says, I'm a thirty five
• 22:28
  Speaker 12: year old married woman and my husband is very boring
• 22:32
  Speaker 12: in the bedroom. I try to put him in various positions,
• 22:35
  Speaker 12: and he makes me feel like I'm a foreign star
• 22:37
  Speaker 12: with his comments. We used to be compatible sexually, but
• 22:40
  Speaker 12: now he's fine with the basics and the whole ordeal
• 22:43
  Speaker 12: is five minutes or less. The man gets tired of
• 22:46
  Speaker 12: having sex. I grew up in a strict religious home
• 22:48
  Speaker 12: and my husband is my first and only.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Would sex toys help at all?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: I can't help hereat this question right here. I can't
• 22:57
  Speaker 7: answer that first question. Do me and get tired of sex?
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: That answer is no. That answer is no, not no,
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: now n a W with an H on it. Now Hell,
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Now I say something what you all say, Tom ain't
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: no way he can handle some toys if he can't
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: handle these positions.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Since you by something, you really can't bring a suitcase
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: in there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: Don't coming in and start cutting stuff on If he
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: don't want to change positions. He really ain't gonna want
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: to be a changing all these facial expressions.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Porn star. Now I think you.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: A porn start.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Now you start pulling out gadgets, right, lady bugs.
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: And it only last minutes on on.
• 23:45
  Speaker 7: The cob and feathers in.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: The big jail. Pop you can't. I'm just telling you
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: go ahead on some soap.
• 23:57
  Speaker 12: Sodd go ahead, which says I've been married for nine
• 24:00
  Speaker 12: years and my wife and I are together. Were together
• 24:03
  Speaker 12: for months during the pandemic. I saw a huge decline
• 24:06
  Speaker 12: in her hygiene and figured she was getting depressed. I'd
• 24:09
  Speaker 12: have her hairstyle, is coming to her hair, and I
• 24:12
  Speaker 12: even polished her toes a few times. I finally figured
• 24:15
  Speaker 12: out that it's not depression. She just doesn't like to bathe.
• 24:18
  Speaker 12: She still works from home and she likes to shower
• 24:20
  Speaker 12: a few times a week. I don't smell her. I
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: don't smell her, and I don't want to. So how
• 24:27
  Speaker 12: do I get some soap and water on her every day?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: I can't help here, dog, I've never had that problem.
• 24:35
  Speaker 7: I will admit this for the first time. Uncle Steve
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: has never ran into that problem, not with a woman now, friends,
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: my sons, me as a boy. Yet I avoided her
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: bath whenever I could. I just thought it was a
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: waste of damn time. I'm out here playing, Why would
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: I want.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: To come in here and wash?
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: But my whole goal is to get dirty.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I don't even understand this.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: So see if you notice, I've diverted this question back
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: to my childhood because I got nothing for you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. I've never met a woman who's
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: not clean.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: I don't, I don't, you don't want to, Yeah, But.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: I tell you one thing.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: It makes you really appreciate who you have in your
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: life when you see a letter like this, Thank you
• 25:31
  Speaker 7: Lord for my girl who loves to take baths anytime
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: of the day. Steve, I'm going upstairs take a bath,
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: all right, taking all these damn baths. But guess what
• 25:44
  Speaker 7: I'd rather have that than when you gonna take a bath?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Right man?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: In that running water as a hit you know, Hey,
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: baby Brad, it's bad water. You want it?
• 26:04
  Speaker 4: What should he do?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: See?
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: Should he just come out and tell her?
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: Or I don't know what he should do, Shirley, I've
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: never had this. I have no experience at this CLO
• 26:13
  Speaker 7: don't know. CLO just don't know.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Well, can I just make a suggestion?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: I'm just thinking maybe when y'all go by the call wash,
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: just say, baby, can you hop out and go through
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: their first?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: That's soaping water right there.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: We just need to see we can get ill.
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Just let the window down, just let the water down,
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: Let that brush come through.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: That just does something come through?
• 26:38
  Speaker 12: It might be Yeah, he needs to have some sort
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: of conversation with her, all right. Moving on, Benita and
• 26:44
  Speaker 12: Charlotte says, I'm a single mother and my parents help
• 26:47
  Speaker 12: me out with my daughter so I can have a
• 26:49
  Speaker 12: dating life. In order for them to babysit for me,
• 26:52
  Speaker 12: they make me bring the man to meet them first.
• 26:55
  Speaker 12: I'm twenty nine and I don't have any friends my
• 26:58
  Speaker 12: age that will babysit, and I can can't afford to
• 27:00
  Speaker 12: pay a sitter. It's cruel for my parents to treat
• 27:03
  Speaker 12: me like a child, but I have no other options.
• 27:06
  Speaker 12: It's a turnoff for the guys too. Is there a
• 27:08
  Speaker 12: way to make it less obvious to the guys I
• 27:11
  Speaker 12: go out with?
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 27:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, interesting, that ain't no way around that, you know,
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: And I know your mommy and daddy old cause your
• 27:18
  Speaker 7: name Benita.
• 27:21
  Speaker 14: She's only ain't dog and twenty nine Banita, buto at
• 27:29
  Speaker 14: twenty nine you ain't last time I heard that one
• 27:31
  Speaker 14: like that dog?
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: So your mommy and daddy is Herman and Celestine. Now
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: they sitting at the door waiting on Dante to come
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: and meet Herman and Celestine. Well look at you, So
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: what you what you do for work? This is the
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: old people question. Yeah, so what you do for work?
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: I'm a computer analysis komprudo?
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: What what what you? He ain't want to get into
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: nothing that stay with you? Heating and air, you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: with some you know something you can put hang your
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: hat on. Working on the comprueter pollar. People ain't got
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: no comprudter. What you're gonna fix? Then everyone has computer, sir,
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: sallest thing we got compruited in here.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: So he said, let's see, he said, we ain't got
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: pet We just got microwaved. Can you fix that? Because
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: that's been out that you had a skill? Fit you
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: be on the some Yeah, she can't bring none of
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: her mean over that old ass house.
• 28:46
  Speaker 12: Thank you you're listening, morning show. All right, it's time
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: for something funny, Steve, uh, we want you to try
• 28:57
  Speaker 12: and help people get their next job simply by trying. Okay,
• 29:01
  Speaker 12: I'm going to tell you what this is all about.
• 29:02
  Speaker 12: It says, breaking out some tears may help you land
• 29:06
  Speaker 12: your next job during a job interview. You definitely want
• 29:09
  Speaker 12: them to remember you, and it turns out a few
• 29:12
  Speaker 12: tears just might do the trick. While you may think
• 29:15
  Speaker 12: that crying during the interview process would blow your chances
• 29:18
  Speaker 12: of getting a job, there are some people who say
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: it actually works.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: Wonders.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: So, okay, well let's go to Okay, we're a job interview.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: You and Carla are interviewing me.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Tell you, and so let's go and let's start the interview.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Let's talk to vieh.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Well, good morning, mister Harvey. How are you today?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: How are you, Harvey Strawberry? Mister Miles, thank you for
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: having me such an opportunity.
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: All right, So, mister Harvey, let's get start. I wanted
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: to ask you what exactly what makes you qualify for
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: this job?
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: Well, having had several jobs before, they gave me the
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: experience of exact thing that you folks are looking for.
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: That's pretty much made me qualified. And you know, everybody
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: that I've ever worked with have always said I was
• 30:11
  Speaker 7: really just overqualified.
• 30:14
  Speaker 12: Here, let me ask you something on mister Harvey, why
• 30:20
  Speaker 12: did you leave your last job?
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Oh god, that's so difficult that you bought this up?
• 30:33
  Speaker 15: Yea, oh god, I was.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: I was there for sixteen years. You know, really, you know,
• 30:49
  Speaker 7: they just came in and they just closed it.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I mean they just shut the shut the doors.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: I was in the parking lot happy, I was studying there.
• 31:09
  Speaker 12: Shane, I'm crying, mister Harvey.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: No, no, it was just's Shane and do interview.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: It's not happy. Let me jump in here. Okay.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Just before that, they were all I wanted to ask you,
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: mister Harvey. You know, a job like this, you're going
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: to be working with a lot of people. You're going
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: to be doing a lot of interacting. Uh you know,
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: how did you do you have the skill set to
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: actually interact with other people?
• 31:48
  Speaker 13: Yeah?
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: You know, yeah, I'm interacted quich having.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: A damn doesn't take much, we see. Yeah, I interact
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: with people who's just talking about it sort of gets me.
• 32:06
  Speaker 13: You know.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I'm fun, I'm fine with other people.
• 32:10
  Speaker 12: Well, mister Harvey, this is a sales position. We're looking
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: to hire you for and we just want to make
• 32:18
  Speaker 12: sure that you're the right person. As Thomas mentioned earlier,
• 32:22
  Speaker 12: you have the right qualifications for this position. You have
• 32:25
  Speaker 12: to interact with people, you have to sell our product,
• 32:30
  Speaker 12: and you know people by you first before they even
• 32:34
  Speaker 12: buy the product. So I just want to make sure
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: that that you know. This little crying thing I hear,
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: it's it's not really.
• 32:48
  Speaker 11: Cry, right, I got a question for you.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: I don't just cry.
• 32:54
  Speaker 11: Sounds like you do.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm crying because I'm out of work.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no crying at work.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I don't not here yet.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: You hired me, I can stop you cry too. If
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: you're working.
• 33:18
  Speaker 11: God, what are your strengths. Let's talk about something positive.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: One of my strengths is.
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: I can absolutely pull it together. That's one of my structures.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: I promise you I can.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: If you just hired me. There's a journey jib holes.
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: Out of the LC and this is like instant If
• 33:41
  Speaker 7: not one would just say you're hired, I can.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Begin to show you. It was just sitting here in
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: the eighteenth interviews. This is the third level. This is
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: supposed to be it. I was told by your supervisor,
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: then it wouldn't we do even here I am, and
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: we're still talking about job.
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: Well, this is that's why it's called a process, mister Harvey.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: A process.
• 34:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, follow the interview processes.
• 34:27
  Speaker 11: So he'll stop.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Please, Well, let's let's evaluate miss Charley Strawberry Carlor. Do
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: you think we have the right person for the job. Well,
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: how about we let this person sell themselves in thirty
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: seconds to us?
• 34:40
  Speaker 11: Okay, yeah, sounds good.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: Yes, mister Harvey, could you sell yourself for thirty seconds
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: to us?
• 34:45
  Speaker 13: Please?
• 34:46
  Speaker 12: Okay, give me a moment you want to go out
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: let me okay, and you can start now and now.
• 34:55
  Speaker 7: And I believe that I'm extremely qualified for this position
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: due to the fact that I'm probably the most experienced
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: candidate that you'll meet from time to time. I've also
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: discovered that I have several traits that this company's lacking,
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: and I can be a most fulfilling factor in developing
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: the app to loot direction of your firm and your company.
• 35:16
  Speaker 7: I will be budding asset, and that is why I
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: think I should.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Have the job.
• 35:23
  Speaker 12: Okay, right, he said, no tears. Okay, if you're asking me,
• 35:29
  Speaker 12: I would say he's hired. Oh god, you're listening.
• 35:38
  Speaker 4: Morning show all right.
• 35:39
  Speaker 12: Time for another round of would you rather let's get
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: right to it. Would you rather have an extra hour
• 35:47
  Speaker 12: a day? And if you have that extra hour, would
• 35:50
  Speaker 12: you rather spend it sleeping or having sex?
• 35:55
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: Come on, sure, we already know, we already know what
• 36:00
  Speaker 9: we're talking about.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: Just sleeping with the person or would you be rather
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: have with that person?
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: Well, when we get through having sex, we're gonna be sleep.
• 36:07
  Speaker 6: So I'm gonna get both of them.
• 36:12
  Speaker 7: It's no way I'm getting an extra hour just being asleep.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: So you get ask you hour to be unconscious. How
• 36:19
  Speaker 7: stupid as that?
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: But you always talk about, you know you need more sleep.
• 36:24
  Speaker 7: You know you always hear me talking about people sleep
• 36:29
  Speaker 7: too much. Yeah, yeah, that's what you always hear me
• 36:32
  Speaker 7: talking about. And I'll be damn if you give me
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: an extra how I'm gonna do it? Take my extra
• 36:36
  Speaker 7: that I can press forward and be sleep, I can
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: get up and see something else.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Man, what now, you just blew your time. I think
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: all the men a grieving that be what?
• 36:52
  Speaker 6: What whatming on?
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Gonna be?
• 36:53
  Speaker 13: All right?
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: I ain't even got the head of sex. Just give
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: me the extra hour.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: What you can only do those two things. Sleeper, have sex,
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: that's it.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: All right? All right?
• 37:07
  Speaker 12: During a quarantine, would you rather be alone with your
• 37:10
  Speaker 12: partner or spouse.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Like the hold the website?
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: B don't even know what it is?
• 37:27
  Speaker 7: Would you rather be alone with your family and quarantine
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: with your spouse and family or B.
• 37:35
  Speaker 12: She is? Or would you be rather be just alone
• 37:37
  Speaker 12: with the TV? Just a TV that's it, your family
• 37:41
  Speaker 12: or just a TV?
• 37:43
  Speaker 10: What?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all didn't go through this pandem.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: I'm the only one.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Don't ask surprised about that answer. Hold on, lady, ladies.
• 37:59
  Speaker 13: He was.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: With the girls on this because I was already alone,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: remember he was If you watch the tree girl, Yeah,
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I need somebody in him.
• 38:13
  Speaker 11: I heard my neighbor.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Don't open I opened my hand.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, all right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 12: If you would you rather if you could only eat
• 38:28
  Speaker 12: one food for the rest of your life one? Would
• 38:35
  Speaker 12: you would you rather for it to be chiit ling's
• 38:39
  Speaker 12: or cow tongue?
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I'd rather you get this question right. Come on, say
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: it again?
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Would if you could? It is right? Rather you listen,
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: We've run out of time.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I wasted it.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: Time to check Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine.
• 39:00
  Speaker 12: Steve eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve is the number.
• 39:03
  Speaker 12: All right, Steve, Let's go to the phones. We got
• 39:05
  Speaker 12: Line one. Carlton in Chicago.
• 39:08
  Speaker 13: Ac Irvey Family, Carlton Murray loving you in Chicago.
• 39:14
  Speaker 11: Man, it's cold, that's it.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Yet to hang up?
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Well, Carton, gotta go.
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: I've lived in Chicago twice in the early nineties, and
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: I lived there again from two thousand and five to
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: two thousand and twelve thirteen fifteen. I lived seven year,
• 39:37
  Speaker 7: five years in Chicago, and it is cold. It is
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: the coldest place in the United States I've ever lived.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: And it's cold, beautiful city in the summer. But the
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: crazy thing was, I was never there in this summer,
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: always handed the limber to go tape shows somewhere. And
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: then when I came back, I came back in October,
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: September October, so all I saw it was a couple
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: of nice little days. They wasn't really not. And then
• 40:03
  Speaker 7: after that here comes hail in the form of frost.
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: Got some man vicious in Chicago. But great city, man,
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: great people, great radio station there V one O three.
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: I'm talking about some real smart people. In radio up there,
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: man been, I've been fans in Chicago radio for a
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: long time.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: But no one does radio the way Chicago does. No one.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: Chicago was up a radio city, you know. And the
• 40:34
  Speaker 7: dude feeder that used to report on radio, he jacked
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: me one time. He jacked me one time. But that's
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: neither here nor there. But you know, you can't stop
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: it because we got good ass ratings up there or whatever.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Right right, you got it right, you know.
• 40:48
  Speaker 12: All right, Carlton, Yeah, all right, let's go to line too, Steve.
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: This colle just has a question about comedy.
• 40:57
  Speaker 13: Hey, Steve, old big fan of yours, have been for
• 40:59
  Speaker 13: a long time. I have one question. If you were
• 41:01
  Speaker 13: going to pass off your king comedy crown.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Who'd you pass it to? Well, living today right now
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: is Dave Chappelle.
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: This is this is my personal Mount Rushmore of comedy,
• 41:16
  Speaker 7: excluding Richard Pryor, because he's a plaque by himself. Richard
• 41:23
  Speaker 7: Pryor is a monument himself, My Mount Rushmore.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Of comedy outside of Richard Pryor.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: For me, now keep in mind, I'm sixty four, it's
• 41:40
  Speaker 7: Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Cedric the Entertainer.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Because I just I just know comedy matter.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: What do you how these dues right and and and
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: and how they are on stage when they in the
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: best element. I got Rock, I got Chapelle, I got Cedric. Uh,
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: I'm I'm I'm gonna just be honest with you. Man.
• 42:06
  Speaker 7: If if if I looked at at my body of
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: work and what I did, I would put myself on
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: that wall because when I was doing it, I was
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: I was that to me how a lot of people
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: and and and I'm just being real with you, But
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: then I'm just impartial.
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: Bernie, Bernie would be on that because of the way
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: he worked. I don't people don't really understand comedy, Bernie.
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: And then Uh, I would have to say after saying myself,
• 42:39
  Speaker 7: Bernie has said, I have to include d L hugely
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: because the Kings of Comedy was an event that's never
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: been done prior and never been duplicated after the Kings
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: of Comedy. Man was the four of us as a unit,
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: It's un deniable in history of comedy.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: I don't care who you are now, if you being honest,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about that.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: Collective group of dudes did something that had never been
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: done before and has never been done since period. For me, man,
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: my dollars in terms of dudes that's on stage. That's
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: really vicious earthquake. Hey, k hiss way is a leg
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: now in that in that level right there up, but
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: they've taken it to another level.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: He gets a huge monument. It's Kevin Hart.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Kevin Hart gets he gets a plaque for the way
• 43:35
  Speaker 7: he's diversified his stand up. Now, Eddie, Eddie and Richard.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: That's that's somewhere else we ain't talking about there, all right, all.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Right, thank you, Steve.
• 43:44
  Speaker 12: Coming up next to is the nephew with today's prank
• 43:46
  Speaker 12: phone call. Right after this, you're listening Hard Morning Show.
• 43:52
  Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:55
  Speaker 12: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 43:58
  Speaker 12: subject my boss wants to whip me.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh, we don't know what that means. Oh, you
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: know what it means.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: You know, dark will what it means.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: And none of us wrote this, Steve, none of us
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: my boss whip me.
• 44:13
  Speaker 12: We'll get into that in just a bit, but right
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: now the nephew is here with today's frank phone call.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: What you got for us, nep.
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know how I feel. I
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: don't know how I want to do it.
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: Come on, King of Frank.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go. Pomp your breaks, mama,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Pump your breaks, mama.
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: All right, that's the prank call pump your breaks mama,
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: cat dog.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: If you would.
• 44:40
  Speaker 13: Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie please. Yeah, is Natalie Natalie?
• 44:45
  Speaker 13: How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with the
• 44:47
  Speaker 13: Homeowner's Association.
• 44:49
  Speaker 15: Oh okay, hey, dad, how you doing.
• 44:52
  Speaker 13: Listen, we got we got a bit of a problem,
• 44:57
  Speaker 13: if you don't mind me asking, Who's who who actually
• 45:00
  Speaker 13: brings her kids home from school? Uh? Each day?
• 45:05
  Speaker 15: Oh, my mom gets my kids for me and she
• 45:07
  Speaker 15: drops them off.
• 45:09
  Speaker 13: Okay, wow, okay, okay, Well we have a we have
• 45:13
  Speaker 13: a bit of a problem. The kids are fine, that's
• 45:16
  Speaker 13: there's no issue with the kids at all. But you know,
• 45:19
  Speaker 13: we've had a meeting here at the h o A.
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: We've been getting some complaints. Uh it seems like your
• 45:25
  Speaker 13: mother is is uh really speeding down the street real fast,
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,
• 45:34
  Speaker 13: it's a lot of kids walking home from school and
• 45:37
  Speaker 13: it seems like your mom is driving real fast when
• 45:40
  Speaker 13: she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.
• 45:42
  Speaker 13: Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, not at all.
• 45:46
  Speaker 15: That doesn't even sound like her.
• 45:49
  Speaker 13: Okay, what type of color? Uh? Let me ask you this, Natalie,
• 45:54
  Speaker 13: We're we're we From what I understand, it is a
• 45:59
  Speaker 13: what kind of comfort your mom had? Is a board
• 46:02
  Speaker 13: escape or something like that? Some a little suv? Is
• 46:05
  Speaker 13: that what your mom has? Yeah?
• 46:07
  Speaker 15: She has a little red suv?
• 46:10
  Speaker 13: Okay, all right? So the problem is is that that's
• 46:15
  Speaker 13: the same car, that's the one we're talking about. And
• 46:17
  Speaker 13: it seems like, you know, your mother is is flying
• 46:21
  Speaker 13: down the street and she drops the kids off, and
• 46:23
  Speaker 13: when she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood
• 46:26
  Speaker 13: and a couple of times some of the neighbors have
• 46:28
  Speaker 13: told her to slow down, and you know, I don't
• 46:31
  Speaker 13: know if she's flicked them off or set something out
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: the window, you know, but you know, this is stuff
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: that we just cannot tolerate. Huh.
• 46:39
  Speaker 15: Well it really does just sound like my mom.
• 46:42
  Speaker 13: But you know, okay, well look at you know what, Natalie.
• 46:45
  Speaker 13: What we're not gonna do is what you're not gonna
• 46:47
  Speaker 13: do is act like is not your mama, it's your
• 46:49
  Speaker 13: mother that's doing this. So what we need you to
• 46:52
  Speaker 13: do is tell your mama to slow out down so
• 46:55
  Speaker 13: we don't have the problem, all right, because I trying
• 46:57
  Speaker 13: to be nice with you at first, but if you're
• 46:59
  Speaker 13: gonna be in the figure it's not your mama, then
• 47:02
  Speaker 13: we got issue.
• 47:03
  Speaker 15: First of all, Darren from h O A, I need
• 47:07
  Speaker 15: you to watch your toes and who is you're talking to,
• 47:10
  Speaker 15: all right, I need you to calm that all the
• 47:12
  Speaker 15: way down, all right, said.
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: you need to do. Slow your mama. The way she's
• 47:20
  Speaker 13: driving us to do is stand in the.
• 47:23
  Speaker 15: Middle of the street if she flying down and so
• 47:25
  Speaker 15: hopefully she can knock you out the way. Okay, don't
• 47:28
  Speaker 15: talk to me like that. You're being ruined, disrespectful. I'm
• 47:31
  Speaker 15: gonna catch her at this time because I don't think
• 47:33
  Speaker 15: it's out. But you're not gonna talk to me like that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 13: Okay, So your mama can just drive it out the
• 47:38
  Speaker 13: street and after they what she want to do.
• 47:41
  Speaker 15: Mamma could do whatever she wanted to do.
• 47:43
  Speaker 13: She'll go on a doing it. She can't doing in
• 47:46
  Speaker 13: the neighborhood that I'm a member of the h o A.
• 47:49
  Speaker 13: She can't do it there. Okay, So I don't mind
• 47:51
  Speaker 13: having your mama risted with your kids in the car.
• 47:54
  Speaker 13: If I got you, I wish she would.
• 47:57
  Speaker 15: I wish you would have my mama wrested with my
• 48:00
  Speaker 15: kids in the car. You're gonna have more problems than
• 48:02
  Speaker 15: you ever had. Okay, you better not have my mama arrested.
• 48:06
  Speaker 15: You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna be sent to
• 48:09
  Speaker 15: the hospital. How about that.
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: Okay, let me tell yourself. Tell you your mama so
• 48:14
  Speaker 13: slow home down in these streets. This is the last
• 48:17
  Speaker 13: one that I'm giving, y'all, this is the last one.
• 48:20
  Speaker 15: Well, you know what I'm saying. You ain't got to
• 48:22
  Speaker 15: get no warming's okay. We can have a real conversation
• 48:25
  Speaker 15: about it. We can meet and talk about it, because
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: you ain't gonna talk to me like that, and you
• 48:29
  Speaker 15: and I ain't telling my mama nothing. I ain't telling
• 48:31
  Speaker 15: how to slow the house and nothing. What you're gonna do?
• 48:34
  Speaker 15: What's your mama do?
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: Dad?
• 48:35
  Speaker 15: Matter fact, Let's meet about it, and I'm gonna bringing
• 48:37
  Speaker 15: my husband to say. You got so much to say,
• 48:41
  Speaker 15: you don't say. I don't want you to have keep
• 48:42
  Speaker 15: that same energy. Okay, with my husband, I want you
• 48:45
  Speaker 15: to talk to him like you're talking to me.
• 48:47
  Speaker 13: He Let me tell yourself, I ain't worry about your husband,
• 48:51
  Speaker 13: none of that. All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
• 48:53
  Speaker 13: say this right here. I'm gonna say this right here.
• 48:55
  Speaker 13: Tommy is the one that told us that your mama
• 48:58
  Speaker 13: was fading down the street.
• 48:59
  Speaker 15: Tommy one said, Tommy, what it was, Tommy.
• 49:04
  Speaker 13: Tommy said, your mama was the one running up and
• 49:07
  Speaker 13: down the street, fast going party, fifty mile an out.
• 49:10
  Speaker 13: Tommy the one said that I don't know who Tommy,
• 49:13
  Speaker 13: but Tommy can kiss my.
• 49:15
  Speaker 15: You can kiss my. And he got the neighbors who
• 49:18
  Speaker 15: got something to say about my mama can kiss my
• 49:21
  Speaker 15: about that.
• 49:23
  Speaker 13: Let me shoot it. Do you know, nephew Tommy from
• 49:26
  Speaker 13: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, do you know restart of
• 49:32
  Speaker 13: a got me?
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: Why are you.
• 49:41
  Speaker 13: Like go on?
• 49:44
  Speaker 15: I've been like.
• 49:49
  Speaker 13: A time question to me. I'm all about to get
• 49:53
  Speaker 13: you lit.
• 49:54
  Speaker 15: Up, brother, nephew.
• 49:55
  Speaker 13: Tell me your sister, Darius, God need to pray for all.
• 50:00
  Speaker 13: Call you baby you.
• 50:03
  Speaker 15: Oh it's going down, It is going down. I'll take
• 50:08
  Speaker 15: back into real mother. You know what I'm get back, man.
• 50:15
  Speaker 15: I knew that my mama talk to me like that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 13: You cut me, You got me. Everybody become me. This
• 50:24
  Speaker 13: one more thing before you go. What is the baddest
• 50:26
  Speaker 13: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 50:30
  Speaker 15: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And tell
• 50:35
  Speaker 15: Steve I said, Hey, be looking good.
• 50:43
  Speaker 13: Your son.
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Yes, son, you mama got to slow down when she
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: comes through here. Do this shoos one, okay, okay, kill
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: your mama. You can't talk about nobody.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: Mama.
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: You didn't, you can, you cannot.
• 50:56
  Speaker 11: You will push that button and said it's a or.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, fama can do whatever the hell she wanna do.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: Is mama driving through here flipping people off. When you
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: drive through here, you need to slow your mama hands down.
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: That's what you need to do.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: That's what made her really mad. You said that.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: Your mama slow her butt down when she passed through here.
• 51:20
  Speaker 6: Nephew time your friends. I told her twenty six at
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: the Hymend Center. That's Loafayette, Louisiana. The Hymand Center, Lafayette, Louisiana.
• 51:27
  Speaker 6: Tickets on sale right now. Nephew time, me and friends
• 51:29
  Speaker 6: coming to Lo Fierte me tickets on sale red nine.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: What else I got? I got planning, man, I got
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: no Member of the night. This right here, this is the.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Winston Stalum Winstom Salem State University to take. This is
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: a concert right here Anthony Hamil to the Monica, hosted
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: by yours truly Nephew Tommy.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: That is Nephew Tommy.
• 51:49
  Speaker 6: We are in Winston Salem, North Carolina.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Oh oh Thanksgiving weekend? Uh huh Thanksgiving comedy fests.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: Is me with my girl Cheryl Underwood at the New
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Jersey Park And if you tell me Cheryl Underwood Fanness,
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: Mitchell and Dominique.
• 52:04
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: I'll be trying to.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Be It's hard.
• 52:13
  Speaker 12: I'm coming up Strawberry Letter subject My boss wants to
• 52:18
  Speaker 12: whip me. Wait till you hear this, though you're not
• 52:20
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• 52:24
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• 52:29
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• 52:32
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• 52:49
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• 52:50
  Speaker 2: But none of all, you no bucking up, Hold on tight,
• 52:53
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• 52:54
  Speaker 12: It is a strawberry letter subject my boss wants to
• 52:58
  Speaker 12: whip me again.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: A just disclaimer.
• 53:00
  Speaker 12: If you have young children anywhere around you, you do
• 53:04
  Speaker 12: not want them to hear this letter, okay, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 53:08
  Speaker 12: It says I'm a thirty one year old single black man,
• 53:11
  Speaker 12: and about two months ago I was not ready to
• 53:13
  Speaker 12: settle down yet, so I was.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Mingling and dating.
• 53:17
  Speaker 12: After countless failures with meeting women, I finally came across
• 53:21
  Speaker 12: a much older woman who was on the same page
• 53:24
  Speaker 12: that I was on. She only wanted sex and that's it.
• 53:28
  Speaker 12: She invited me to her house one evening, and from
• 53:31
  Speaker 12: the moment I got there, it started getting heated. We
• 53:34
  Speaker 12: were kissing and grinding on her sofa, and as it
• 53:37
  Speaker 12: was about to go down, she left me on the
• 53:40
  Speaker 12: sofa and went upstairs to her room, and she told
• 53:43
  Speaker 12: me to give her ten minutes. So I undressed and
• 53:47
  Speaker 12: went upstairs and it was pitch black. She told me
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: where to go, and I followed her voice into a
• 53:54
  Speaker 12: room where all I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging,
• 53:58
  Speaker 12: and something that's like a towel was hitting a mattress.
• 54:03
  Speaker 12: The noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something
• 54:07
  Speaker 12: for you, baby, and the lights came on. There were
• 54:10
  Speaker 12: four adult toys of different shapes and sizes, and she
• 54:14
  Speaker 12: was wearing a dog collar with a lot of gold
• 54:17
  Speaker 12: chains hanging from it. I looked over in the corner
• 54:21
  Speaker 12: and there was a huge dog cage on a platform.
• 54:26
  Speaker 12: She took off her launcherie and then I stood there
• 54:32
  Speaker 12: in disbelief. I asked where the dog was because I
• 54:36
  Speaker 12: didn't like dogs. She pulled out a belt and told
• 54:39
  Speaker 12: me to get in the cage while she whipped me
• 54:42
  Speaker 12: several times on my beer behind. I turned and ran
• 54:47
  Speaker 12: so fast that I almost fell down the stairs in
• 54:50
  Speaker 12: the dark.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: I ended up leaving my hat and my shirt, but
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: I left with my dignity. Did you now what I
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: failed to do?
• 55:00
  Speaker 12: What I failed to mention is that she's my direct
• 55:03
  Speaker 12: supervisor and she's very unhappy with how I left. She's
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: giving me major attitude because she wants a do over.
• 55:12
  Speaker 12: I really need my.
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Job, So how do I fix this without getting whipped?
• 55:18
  Speaker 13: What? What?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: It's going a lot? You with your boss?
• 55:28
  Speaker 12: You conveniently left out the fact that this woman was
• 55:32
  Speaker 12: your boss. You conveniently left that out until the very
• 55:36
  Speaker 12: last part of the letter. And that's because you probably
• 55:39
  Speaker 12: knew we were going to tell you. This was a
• 55:42
  Speaker 12: very stupid move on your part.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: But I do have to tell you this. I'm glad
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: you got out.
• 55:47
  Speaker 12: I'm glad you survived it, even though you almost fell
• 55:50
  Speaker 12: down the stairs in the pitch black. You said you
• 55:53
  Speaker 12: guys talked about this beforehand, and she was you guys
• 55:56
  Speaker 12: were on.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: The same page. I don't think so.
• 55:59
  Speaker 12: I don't think you're on the same page at all.
• 56:02
  Speaker 12: You got to get out of there. Either you're going
• 56:05
  Speaker 12: to have to transfer to a different department, or you're
• 56:08
  Speaker 12: going to have to get another job somewhere else. You
• 56:11
  Speaker 12: should be interviewing and doing all that you can do
• 56:14
  Speaker 12: to make that happen right now. And no matter how
• 56:17
  Speaker 12: bad her attitude is, she is your boss, and you
• 56:19
  Speaker 12: said she's giving you major attitude.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever you do, there are no do overs. Do not
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: go back to that lady's house.
• 56:27
  Speaker 12: Okay, next time, she might tell you to get in
• 56:29
  Speaker 12: the cage, lock you up with those jingling keys you
• 56:32
  Speaker 12: heard in the dark. Her kind of freakiness is a
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: little different, and you can really get hurt with all
• 56:39
  Speaker 12: the whipping and stuff, and this is just too crazy.
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: Stay away from her, do your job until you leave,
• 56:45
  Speaker 12: and then when you get out of there, don't look back.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: But please get out and get out now, Steve, this
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: is one.
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: Of those letters. Well, I'm going to use as a
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: teaching moment a lot of young brothers listening to this show.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Uncle Steve.
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: It's gonna walk you through some things that you need
• 57:09
  Speaker 7: to know when faced with anything similar to this. Let's
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: go now. He starts off by telling us who he is.
• 57:17
  Speaker 7: He's a thirty one year old, single black man, and
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: he said, very confusingly, about two months ago, I was
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: not ready to settle down yet. I don't know where
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: that came from, because this whole letter has nothing about
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: you wanting a commitment of any kind. So you're just
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: telling us a story. You're thirty one years old and
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: you single ready to mingle. That's what you should have said.
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: So I was mingling in Dayton. That's all you had
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: to say.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Dog.
• 57:46
  Speaker 7: After countless failures with meeting women's, no, they weren't.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: They weren't countless failures.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: You're not looking for a commitment, so anytime a relations fail,
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: it's what you weren't commit to. Anyway, after countless failures,
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: well you didn't want no successes. It was just dating
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: and mingling. So let's just stay honest, brothers. I finally
• 58:12
  Speaker 7: came across a much older woman who was on the
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: same page.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: That I was on.
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: She only wanted sex and that's it. She invited me
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: to her house one evening, and from the moment I
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: got there, it started getting heated. We was kissing and
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: grinding on the sofa. It was about to go down.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: She left me on the sofa. Here's the key. She
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: left me on the sofa and went upstairs to her room,
• 58:40
  Speaker 7: and she told me to give her ten minutes. But nah,
• 58:45
  Speaker 7: yo ass didn't listen, your stupid ass. Right after that said, so,
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: I undressed and went upstairs and it was pitch black
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: boy gotnked too early.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: All right, hold that thought right there, right there.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: We've all got it. We all welcome, know, Tommy, I.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Know part two of your response coming up.
• 59:13
  Speaker 12: Steve at twenty three minutes after the hour today Strawberry letter,
• 59:17
  Speaker 12: subject my boss wants to whip me.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: We'll be back right after this. You're listening morning show.
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: Come on, Steve.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Let's recap this letter.
• 59:27
  Speaker 12: The subject is please there is a disclaimer with this
• 59:30
  Speaker 12: letter if you have small children. My boss wants to
• 59:33
  Speaker 12: whip me.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Thirty one year old young man.
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: It's very confused about what he wants and what he's
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: expecting out of the results from what he's actually doing.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: He's dating and mingling around. He's serious, he don't want
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: to settle down.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: So now he's saying, after he's been meeting women, dating
• 59:53
  Speaker 7: and all failure after failure, because you don't want nothing.
• 59:57
  Speaker 7: And it just proves that you don't want nothing, because
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: you said right after this, after countless failures in meeting women,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 7: I finally came across as much older woman who was
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 7: on the same page that I was.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: One she only wanted sex and that's it.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: See, boy, you've been wanting to get in relationships to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 7: women that only want sex and that's it, and then
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: when it don't work out, you consider that a failure.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Everybody don't want to sign up for this foolishness.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: Ah, but you to find this old ass lady though
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 7: ain't got no problem with it. H. So you meet her,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: y'all on the same page, invite you to a house.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: Soon as you got there, you grinding on the couch.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: It's hot, heated it thene got good boy. She left
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: you on the sofa, went upstairs to her room and
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: told you to give her ten minutes, Yo, jumping ass
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: can't wait ten minutes?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Why cause you're young.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 7: After she said give her two minutes, your reaction was
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: so I undressed and went upstairs, and it was pitch black.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: What is your ass up here for? She said, ten minutes?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: You up down two damn early, and your naked, and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: took your clothes off two damn fast, and went upstairs
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: and left your clothes downstairs. How stupid is your ass?
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: Don't ever have your clothes somewhere you can't reach them.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: That's the lesson.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: Ruh, there's so many lessons in this letter. Then I'm
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: dressing with them, says. It was pitch black cause you're
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 7: too damn early. She said ten minutes. She ain't set
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: up yet, no light on. She told me where to go,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: and I followed her voice into a room right here
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: never be naked in the dark following voices.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: Stupid?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: What it's I'm following the voice into a room where
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: all I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: something that sounded like a towel hitting the mattress.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: What And you kept walking towards the jingling.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 7: And the towel hitting the mattress, and your ass naked
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: and KC, do you understand how stupid you are? The
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: noises stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: For you, baby, And then the lights came on.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: That was four adult toys of different shapes and sizes,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: and she was wearing a dog collar with a lot
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: of gold chains hanging from it. I looked over in
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: the corner and that was a huge dog cage on
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: the platform.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: See, I would have missed all this.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: Why Why?
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Because I'm old?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: First of all?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: All our all she to herd was for me down stairs.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: You ready been bout twelve minutes. Now what you're doing?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: But all this because of the unknown. I have my
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: damn clothes on.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Just in case she says something crazy from upstairs.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 7: I can get on out the house downstairs and never
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 7: speak to her ass again.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: But now you ask naked upstairs.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 11: Gulam Steves.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Nah, she cut the light on. You look over in
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: the corner.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: It's a huge dog cage on the platform, on the platform. Hell,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 7: this dog cage doing them on the platform. She took
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: off her lungerie and I stood there in disbelief, probably
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: cause you naked, know your naked. I asked where the
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: dog was because I don't like dogs. See right there,
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: your black ass upstairs with the potential German shepherd somewhere raw.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: So now you in the cage.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 7: You looking over there at the cage. You don't like dogs.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: Potential German shepherd Rot Wilder could be in the room, but.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 2: Now you can. And now you in that ass nicked.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 7: Now the reason this ain't working out for you, fool,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 7: because your ass is naked. See, getting whipped and asked
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: to get in the cage is different when you fully clothed.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: But now you nicked, and your closing downstairs. And the
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: reason she can whip you cross your ass. It's caught,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: you nicked, it's out. I turned and ran so fast,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: almost fell down the steps in the dark because you're
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: slipping on the carpet cause your clothes downstairs.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I ended up.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 7: Leaving my hat and shirt caused you couldn't find them
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: because you got to keep your clothes where you can
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: see them and reach them.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Now you'd have left your cat, You left your hat
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: and your damn shirt.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: Oh that's dnajo, dumb ass could be in a crime
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: scene you over forty eight hours and don't even know
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: it because you the left yr in the air closed
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 7: downstairs or said about to get body whipped.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: Now come to find out this your boss. She wanted
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: to do over. Now she got.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Attitude when I come back, I'm just gonna give you
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: ten seconds of what your solution is for this stupid
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: ass upstairs.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Neckd anybody told you to come up there.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Yet this we'll be back right.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: Well, you is an employee, is what this is?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: You're listening morning show a right see right before we
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: get to sports talk. You had a couple of more things.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 7: Let me just cloth this man and benom says naked
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: would have found out who was his boss, and she
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: was whipping him while he was naked, hold him to
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: get in this big dog cage. And now he back
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 7: at work and the boss got an attitude because she
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: wants a do over. He really need his job and
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: he know how, he'll know how to handle this situation.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: So now let me explain something to young boy. You're
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 7: gonna have to give her a due over if you
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: want to keep your job. Now, y'all shut up, You
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: shut up, Shirley, You answer your letter. He thirty one,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 7: he can handle list. Go back in the door. Na,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: he don't go back in there. He got to get
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 7: a do over. He got to control this situation. The
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 7: do over is at a hotel. Can't bring all these
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 7: bigger dog cages through that lobby, all these platforms and stuff.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 7: You gonna get your do over is at the hotel,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 7: and tell her you bringing your own trunk of toys.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: And they gonna be no four door toys of different sizes,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 7: because you're gonna end up wearing something if you ain't killed.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Now, coming there with some with.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: A velvet rope, some fuzzy haird cuffs that don't click,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: a feather tickler that don't do no damage, can't push nothing. See,
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: you gotta got to have your little sex toys. Had
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: to have control on it and can't have nothing here
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: with the battery on it. Why because that because that
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: hair switches with levels on it. You that'll get out
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: of control. Anything on high, he's gonna be shocking to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: your ass. Can't let nothing have a switch on it
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 7: that can go to high high.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: It's dangerous. Okay, that's all I want.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: Yes, call her question what if on this do over
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: she doesn't like it because she's still his supervisor.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Well, you just didn't like it. I ain't who you
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: thought I was.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: When you seen me run out of this house once before,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: you already know I ain't up to who you thought
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: I was.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scared of dogs.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 7: You got a dog cage that we're gonna have a
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: due over, But I got a hotel and I have
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: everything in there. Now you're coming there. You had attitude sex,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: that's all right, This ain't what I wanted. Well, you
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: know this is This is all I.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: Got because this is just one time we do this
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: due over and then that's it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: If you do it and you don't do it, well,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: she ain't gonna want to have nothing else to do
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: with you.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: But at least you will keep your job.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: It's hard to make naked decisions, though, it's hard.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: Left with his dignity, I'm.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: Telling nothing with a battery and a switch, no medium
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: and high because when you get.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 13: Caught over.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: Right after this morning show.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 12: So I gotta ask you, guys, because we've all done this,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 12: what was your most embarrassing text that you've ever sent
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 12: to someone by accident?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: We've all done this.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 12: Uh, you know there's nothing right worse than you're writing
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 12: a private text to someone personal text and sending it
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 12: to the wrong person.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: That is why I do not do group texts.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: So if you don't, you would not respond on at all.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: Because I'll forget to turn it off and fairly.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Response comes back single. It is nobody else told it,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: and I.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: Know how to good text.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: But so so, Junia, have you ever ACTID?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to understand last names.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: If the two people got the same last name, picked
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 8: the right one because I sent a text to my sisters,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 8: said my mom, give on.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: My damn nurse, send it right to my mom. Oh
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I get so your damn nurse.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: That's what I do.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what I do. I should have known that
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: it was really really rough week.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 13: Yeah yeah. Yeah.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 10: It was.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 8: Talisa's space and alicia space is really close yeah close.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And I spent to Talisha. I should man, I
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: was going.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 12: Tell me, I know you sent some neked pictures to
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 12: somebody before you were married.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: I know you did, surely, God, how do I paint this? Okay?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Let me try to walk this thing in lane though?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 6: Jaggie went on her way home and said, find us
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 6: something to eat, you know, find you know, let's see
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: if we got someone there to cook to eat.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: You know this one, this one.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 6: You just got your phone that take pictures and all that,
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: so you know, you're just trying stuff. I put myself
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: in a hot dog bun with relish and mustard and
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 6: took the picture and called myself sending and saying, wait
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 6: till you get home and get this foot long.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: And I hit sin and did not know man, I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: hit the wrong damn Jackie.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 10: And.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Oh that was that was jack You hurt? What he said?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Stude uncle, wrong jacket? Get your man.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: You can give us the response back.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 9: He's still alive.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 11: That's good.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: That's a good sign.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 11: What did the wrong Jackie say?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you got the wrong jacket? You know it was
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 6: a friend of the family jacket.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Like, when you get home, you're gonna get this foot long.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: You got the wrong jacket, I said, God, but where
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 6: did you where did you find what where did you
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: find the baby hot dog bo Shut up.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: I've seen him at don't go along with him. No,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 7: I've seen him at WEDNDS. But I just didn't never
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: know where to get him. Yeah, you know from Vienna Sausage.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: Just the worst text I ever sent. Oh about five
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: six years ago, and uh we in this group text
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: me Rashon, a couple other people and the executive producer
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 7: of the show. So the last text had came from Rashon.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: So my executive producer is talking to me, and she's
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: a woman, and she's right in my face, and she
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: just talking to me, and she was so close to
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: my face. I picked my phone up and just text
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: back to Rashon, ay Man, come get her out, yo,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 7: in word's face. She too damn close, saying I'm thinking,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 7: I'm just sending it right back to Rashwan.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: It's in the group text. She got it too. She
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: two inches from her face. Her phone dings. She looks
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: at it.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 7: It says, oh, really, Sean is running from the back
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 7: of the bus trying to stop them.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: So looking at the I don't know what the hell happened.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: It's too late, dog, I said that about her. It
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: was right, she was right there. I heard her phone
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: go ding. I went getting a text too.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 12: Telling that more of today's trending stories on the Steve
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 12: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 4: We'll be back in twenty minutes after the hour, right
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: after this, you're listening.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 12: Morning show, All right, guys and weird Animal news Visitors
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 12: at a zoo in China were outraged to discover that
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 12: the pandas they had been admiring were actually dogs painted
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 12: to look like pandas.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: Okay, did you guys see this?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: This was so crazy?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: The pan dogs to look like pandas.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 12: The trick was uncovered when one of the supposed pandas
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 12: began panning, barking, with their turn hanging out of their
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 12: mouths while resting on a rock. The zoo initially defended
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 12: the deception, claiming the animals were a breed of quote
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 12: panda dogs, but later admitted they had simply dyed to
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 12: chow chow dogs with white and black dye. Visitors demanded refunds.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: What is cheap?
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  Speaker 4: It's in China.
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  Speaker 2: You know they do specialize in you know, copy of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: That's about what a pandamar.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, pandas don't do that and barking yeah, but then.
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  Speaker 2: Child, child, that's some big fluffy dog.
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  Speaker 16: Yeah, dudes, you ain't see that dog, but they looked
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  Speaker 16: like dogs though when you see.
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  Speaker 2: The picture, Hey, man, send me a picture show Hey did.
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  Speaker 7: You hear that?
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  Speaker 13: All right?
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  Speaker 12: All right, coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 12: we'll play a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 4: Right after this you're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 11: All right?
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  Speaker 4: Time for another round of would you rather? Let's get
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  Speaker 4: right to it. Would you rather have an extra hour
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  Speaker 4: a day?
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  Speaker 12: And if you have that extra hour, would you rather
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  Speaker 12: spend it sleeping or having sex?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: Come on, sure, we already know, we already know. We
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  Speaker 9: we talk just sleeping with the.
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  Speaker 4: Person or would you be rather having with that person?
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  Speaker 6: Well, when we get through having sex, we're gonna be sleep,
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  Speaker 6: so I'm gonna get both of them.
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  Speaker 2: It's no way I'm getting the extra hour just being asleep.
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  Speaker 2: So you get to ask you hour to be unconscious.
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  Speaker 2: How stupid as that?
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  Speaker 4: But you always talk about, you know you need more sleep.
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  Speaker 7: You know you always hear me talking about people sleep
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  Speaker 7: too much. Yeah, yeah, that's what you always hear me
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  Speaker 7: talking about. And I'll be damned if you give me
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  Speaker 7: an extra hour I'm gonna do it. Take my extra
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  Speaker 7: that I can press forward and be sleep. I can
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  Speaker 7: get up and see something else.
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  Speaker 13: Man, what.
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  Speaker 2: Now? You just blew your time? I think all the
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  Speaker 2: men agreement that be?
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  Speaker 13: What?
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 13: What went on?
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  Speaker 1: What we're gonna be sleeping?
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  Speaker 7: All right?
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  Speaker 2: I ain't even got the have of sex. Just give
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  Speaker 2: me the extra hour?
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  Speaker 13: What now?
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  Speaker 4: But you can only do those two things? You have sex?
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  Speaker 2: That's it all right? All right?
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  Speaker 12: During a quarantine? Would you rather be alone with your
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  Speaker 12: partner or spouse in.
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  Speaker 2: Time like to hold the website?
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  Speaker 1: B don't even know what it is? TikTok?
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  Speaker 7: Would you rather be alone with your family and quarantine
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  Speaker 7: with your spouse and family.
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  Speaker 13: Or B she is?
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  Speaker 12: Or would you be rather be just alone with the TV?
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  Speaker 12: Just a TV that's it, your family or just a TV?
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  Speaker 5: What you pick? B?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, y'all didn't go through this pandemic.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the only one.
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  Speaker 2: Don't ask surprised about that answer. Hold on, ladies, ladies here.
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  Speaker 1: We call'll go with the girl on this one. I
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  Speaker 1: was already alone, remember he was.
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  Speaker 11: If you watch the tree girl?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I need somebody in him. I heard my neighbor.
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  Speaker 8: Don't open I opened my hand Hey, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 12: If you would you rather if you could only eat
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  Speaker 12: one food for the rest of your life, one pie?
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  Speaker 12: Would you would you rather for it to be chid
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  Speaker 12: ling's or cow tongue?
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  Speaker 2: I'd rather you get this question right. Come on say
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  Speaker 2: it again?
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  Speaker 4: Which if you could, it is right? I'd rather you listen.
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  Speaker 4: We've run out of time.
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  Speaker 2: I wasted it.
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  Speaker 12: All right, we'll be back with our last break of
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  Speaker 12: the day and closing remarks from the one and only
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  Speaker 12: Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right after this, you're.
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  Speaker 4: Listening Morning show. All right, Here we are, last break
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  Speaker 4: of the day.
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  Speaker 12: It's been a crazy day as usual, the kind we like, right,
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  Speaker 12: and here's our fearless leader to take us home with
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  Speaker 12: closing remarks.
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  Speaker 7: In closing, I want to go back to something I
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  Speaker 7: was talking about last week, and it's about pressure. I
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  Speaker 7: want to remind every I want to mind everybody about something.
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  Speaker 7: When you feel pressure, when you are under pressure, when
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  Speaker 7: you're being pressurized, when you feel the weight of everything,
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  Speaker 7: embrace it. You hear old people say pressure, buster pipe,
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  Speaker 7: I mean, if that's how hard pressure is. But pressure
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  Speaker 7: also shapes and molds. Pressure always reveals something and the
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  Speaker 7: thing that you have to understand about pressure in your life.
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  Speaker 7: It reveals a side of you that you may not
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  Speaker 7: have been aware of. When I think back on all
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  Speaker 7: the pressure moments of my life, it taught me more
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  Speaker 7: and more and more about myself than I even knew.
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  Speaker 7: I realized in my life that I'm really stronger than
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  Speaker 7: I ever thought I was, that I can actually bear
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  Speaker 7: up under more than I thought I could.
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  Speaker 2: And so have you. If you just think about it, y'all,
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  Speaker 2: think about back to all your pressure.
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  Speaker 7: Moments and how you handle them. The majority of us,
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  Speaker 7: ninety eight percent of us have handled the pressure that
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  Speaker 7: was presented to us.
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  Speaker 2: Or it didn't feel good, it didn't set right with us.
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  Speaker 7: It may have caused some adverse things to happen, but
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  Speaker 7: you've survived it. You got on the other side of it,
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  Speaker 7: and if you haven't, you're currently pressing your way forward
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  Speaker 7: through it right now. Pressure is necessary in sculpting who
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  Speaker 7: God wants us to be. You need the pressure to
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  Speaker 7: form the shape. Nothing happens without pressure. If you ever
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  Speaker 7: go to the Grand Canyon, do you see the beauty
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  Speaker 7: of the Grand Canyon is one of the natural wonders.
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  Speaker 2: Of the world. You know it caused that pressure? Pressia.
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  Speaker 7: You ever seen a river coming down through a creek,
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  Speaker 7: babbling creek, How beautiful it is?
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  Speaker 2: You know what causes that?
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  Speaker 7: Press shall? That was some pressure somewhere. You ever seen
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  Speaker 7: the waterfall? You ever been in Niaga Falls, Victoria Falls?
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  Speaker 7: You know how beautiful it is. You know it's CAUs
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  Speaker 7: You know what causes that press shall?
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  Speaker 2: Press shall?
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  Speaker 7: You know how you get to become the world strongest man.
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  Speaker 7: You put yourself under pressure. You know how athletes You
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  Speaker 7: know how Hussein Boat broke all these world records because
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  Speaker 7: he put himself under pressure.
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  Speaker 2: It's required.
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  Speaker 7: Barack Obama became the first African American president of the
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  Speaker 7: United States. You know why because he put himself under
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  Speaker 7: the pressure. Pressure shapes moles and bills. Man, But bigger
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  Speaker 7: than anything else, pressure produces results.
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  Speaker 2: You have got to get accustomed to the pressure.
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  Speaker 7: You've got to get okay with the pressure, because pressure
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  Speaker 7: put deduces results. Oh man, if it wasn't profession, excuse me,
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  Speaker 7: If it wasn't for pressure, you wouldn't be who you
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  Speaker 7: are today.
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  Speaker 2: Think about it.
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  Speaker 7: Every woman in this world who has had a child,
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  Speaker 7: has given birth to a child, has.
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  Speaker 2: Been under immense pressure.
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  Speaker 7: Unthinkable pressure to be able to do that one thing
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  Speaker 7: that nobody else can do but them.
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  Speaker 17: Pressure. Your beautiful child was produced under pressure. Prescire is necessary, man,
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  Speaker 17: But pressure is uncomfortable. But you got to get comfortable
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  Speaker 17: being uncomfortable, because that's the.
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  Speaker 7: Process to the success. Success is on the other side
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  Speaker 7: of that pressure.
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  Speaker 2: So you got to deal with it. Pressure.
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  Speaker 7: Pressure, buster pipe, if you wanna look at it that way.
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  Speaker 7: But pressure also produces a lot of beautiful things. Pressure
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  Speaker 7: also produces a lot of great things. Pressure produces great people.
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  Speaker 7: I've always just wanted to be one of those. I
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  Speaker 7: never thought I would be the absolute best at anything.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know I felt really can say that or not.
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  Speaker 7: I don't really remember trying to be the best at anything.
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  Speaker 7: I was more than less trying to be the best
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  Speaker 7: that I could be at a certain thing. I've never
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  Speaker 7: really put myself in that race with other people. I've
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  Speaker 7: always put that self that pressure on me. I've always
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  Speaker 7: been under pressure to be the best of me that
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  Speaker 7: I could be. And I thank God for pressure because
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  Speaker 7: pressure has produced some great moments for me that has
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  Speaker 7: allowed me to be the best person I could be
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  Speaker 7: at that particular thing that I was doing. That's what
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  Speaker 7: pressure does. Embrace the pressure, Drink it, take big SIPs
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  Speaker 7: of it, take gulpes of it, because it produces greatness.
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  Speaker 7: Those are my closing remarks today. Hope you got something
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  Speaker 7: from it. Y'all have a good one. Man, Hey, look
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  Speaker 7: ahea it. We'll see y'all tomorrow. God will it another
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