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Last time on no latency. Rachel, What the hell is that?
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It's Mama Mallard. I'm killing that duck.
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You've gone quackers. I'm pulling my gun.
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Everyone. It's empty.
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That's why no one freaked out about a duck.
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I found a thingy. What's fun?
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It's an inspection console. Unless you see into the next
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room. I have an idea.
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Some kit. And catch gas, grenades.
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Yeah. Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
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There's more Arisaka people up in the kitchen.
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OK, that's easy. We'll just send a couple people
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in there, we'll kill them real quick and I'll come back down.
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What the fuck? Do you have any information on
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what ton of our result? A fuck time?
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Yes, with a capital F It's already unlocked everything.
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You just have to press. It's like Five Nights at
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Freddy's where I just click on the room, right?
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No, it's so big, guys. Looks like this room might be a
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doozy. So while they are all checking
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out the cameras that we unlocked, I'm going to go ahead
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and try to fix the whip that Iona gave me.
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And I'm going to roll. And I got a 21 on weapon 21.
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Nice. Yes.
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Well done. Good.
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Yes, you make it work. It now functions as an electric
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whip. All right, give a back, guy on
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it. Here you go.
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Should be functional now. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Do you think I know how to use this?
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I don't. I'm not going to lie to you.
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I don't know how to use this. Well, let me ask you a question,
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Iona. Have you ever played disc golf
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before? Yes, actually, yeah.
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So you have a pretty good understanding with your wrist.
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It's all in the wrist. Do I?
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You're asking me if I know how to work the wrist?
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Yes. Yeah, and I'm going to take the
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whip and I'm going to try that real fast.
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Are you going to try and hit? No, I'm going to try and hit.
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I'm going to try and hit the handle of one of the barrack
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doors. Cool.
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Go for it. It's not bad.
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Twelve. Yeah, not bad.
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Does it have any charges or anything?
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No. OK, well, I I whipped against
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the door. You grab the handle and you're
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able to whip the door open, and it leaves a little crackle.
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I will. I'll just hold on to this.
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There's no harm in it. So what did you find out on the
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computer? Oh, there's oh.
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Did you not hear me say that this next room was going to be a
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doozy? Yeah, but that you didn't say
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much more than that. You just came out here and
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whipped that door. Oh, yeah, Yes.
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Well, there are. Let me just move this over here
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again. Yes, There are three Ryu clones.
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There are two lieutenants, and there are four grunts.
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And two of the Ryu clones are on either side on the balconies
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with a grunt each. So there's no sorry.
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Those are the lieutenants. And then three Ryu's on the
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floor with two grunts. It'd be easier if you just
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looked at the the computer. Oh yeah.
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No, I see. That's cool.
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Yeah. They're standing in pattern like
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formation. Yeah.
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And they have not moved, which is strange.
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It's like their little icons on a on a map.
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Oh, they're moving. Oh, they're moving.
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Oh, no, I, I I seen they're moving.
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What's so strange? They didn't start moving until
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we said something very strange. Very strange.
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Probably they are. They are also moving in a
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pattern that doesn't make any. Oh, I see they're sitting down.
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They're sitting down. At tables, they seem to be
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conversing this. Are they?
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Are they eating some? What is that?
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What do they eat? Each of the rice clues are
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sitting at their own table. For some reason, I think one of
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the grunts is kissing the Lieutenant.
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What is that icon? What is that icon doing to the
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Lieutenant? I need an adult.
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That feels very inappropriate. What are we?
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What did you all? What are you watching?
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I didn't. Oh my God.
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Are we sure this is the camera for the next room?
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So we released this. It says live.
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Like what? You see.
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Pay to stay? No.
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We should go with a plan to throw as many grenades in here
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as we can, because this is a lot of people.
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We have that riot grenade, right?
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Remy, I also got a one. You gave me a pretty nice
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grenade here. It's called a trap grenade.
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Very excited about this one. Two of those.
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What did what did those do? They trap somebody.
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Oh, yeah, The trap grenades. Oh, my God.
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I totally forgot you were here. The chef stands up.
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Yeah, No, Rev invented those. They were like we used to use
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them to trap animals out in the Badlands so we could trap these.
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There's soccer folk in the next room.
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Can I check on the computer if for alternate openings?
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Like is there a way to check if there is a hatch on top of that
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car? What would you like me to roll?
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I would say roll perception 21. Yes, you find plans that there
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is a hatch on top of the hole so you can get to the roof.
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Well if we are trying to grenade them, it is possible that if
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several of you go on top. To the Hatch.
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It would be easier to throw grenades down to where they
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might be rather than everybody crowding around one door.
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Ooh, I also still have the the little RC car that has the mine
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on it and this mini gun. Yeah, and my mini gun.
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OK, so some of us will sneak up to the roof, open the Hatch up
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there and. Kind of rain down on them while
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another team goes in through the front.
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All right, Which team? My own.
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I'm going to call it you. Front team.
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No. Top clear.
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Chip. Top, top clear.
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I don't know. I think Chip would do.
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Good reaching clear. OK, Hannah, what do you think?
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I think Sano and I will go on the riff.
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That sounds fair. Sure.
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Who has the mini done? I do.
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It might be better if you could shoot that up.
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Above so they're not behind cover when you're shooting them.
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You want to come with us for me? Might be difficult to jump over
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the train gap with that, but it's worth a shot.
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What are you saying? You can help transport the mini
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gun across? Yeah, I've got my cool leg.
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I need to ask a question. Is the computer fairly
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accessible for those who are not that technologically capable to?
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Use. Yeah, you you unlocked it.
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So if somebody else wants to hit the button to fire the the riot
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grenade, you're good. That's me.
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So Iona, I think yes, yes, You disorient them by turning on all
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of the lights and the music, confusing the fuck out of them.
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That is also the cue for us to then make our move outside.
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Because we'll probably hear all that, right?
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Me, Sano and Hannah go up top. Hannah, Hannah, Sorry, go up
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top. Handle that.
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I'm going to give this also to you, Jeb.
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And Jeb, I'm going to give you the RC car with the Claymore
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mine on it. If you think about it, it's kind
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of like a remote controlled grenite and not low grenades.
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And you can drive it now, ma'am. This is.
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Thank you this. Truly is a fantastic day.
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I played with a mini gun earlier today.
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I got grenades, all kinds. And now remote control.
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Carve. It's also grenade.
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And he like wipes the tear. Today it's just my life.
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Merry Christmas. And then we can have Vandel and
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Jeb. Breach and clear here.
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Hell yeah, Breach and clear. Vandel, you in?
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Any I need holds up a hand for high 5.
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Vendel gives you a very good high five.
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Hell yeah. Do you need Vendel for the
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transport of the mini gun? I good help.
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Yeah. Sano has actual strength in
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their arms. So what are you saying?
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No, we'll say on screen in our arms.
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Not me, Jeff. Sano has like cyber tech arms.
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They're definitely stronger than yours, Okay.
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That's fair. That's fair.
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That's fair. I'll give you that one.
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Van Dale, not to be mean, but no, you're right.
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You're right. All right.
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All right, let's go. All right.
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So we've got back team, but we're on the front, if you think
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of that. I know but but breach and clear
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is BAC back so we're back team. You could you could be bar team.
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Why because there's an R at the end of clear and if you know
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yeah because you're you're you're setting the bar which is
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clear it doesn't feel right to me but we'll be back team.
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But you're in the front. I'm in the back I'm the back
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team. You are the back team.
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Backdoor team. So we've got Vendel and Jeb at
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the door. I do not move.
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Tell me how this goes down. Well, I suppose we're breathing
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and clearing first, right? I think so.
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You'll wait for my So I'll wait, Vendel.
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Because you wait for my second, right?
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I hit the button and I turn on the music and the lights.
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We're meant to wait for a. I love, I love this because it's
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like a hardcore scene in a movie.
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Because like what happens is like the bad guys are like
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sitting in an empty room and then the the the music starts
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and they're like what the and then the lights go out and
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there's the music is blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And then the flashing lights start and then we break in the
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door. Is the grenade that's going off
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the last day first to hear, they first to hear the strike light,
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which is the little RC car going.
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Are you firing the riot grenade? Actually what's going to happen
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is I'm going to fire the riot grenade first and then turn on
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the disorienting music and then start the flashing the strobing
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lights that way. I don't.
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That's why I don't riot anybody else.
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Alright, the riot grenade goes off.
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Where do you want it? Yeah, let's hit the the riot
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clones. Alright, it goes off in the
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middle and it's just smoke the huge ball of smoke in the middle
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of the room. The music starts.
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And the lasers start firing through the smoke, and you can
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hear the bass booming through the room.
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I'm actually DJing this in the smoke.
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You're DJing, All right. The music is blaring for you
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guys. Visually, there is a big You
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cannot see what's in that circle.
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Now there's a big ball of smoke. I think that's the key to
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breaching clear, Jeb. Oh, that's now.
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And then I breach and clear. Which is just to say, I have
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Vendel kick open the door and then I run the little claymore
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RC car to the closest table to us that has the two people.
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Which ones are those? Those are grunts.
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Yeah, those are grunts. You said Vendel kicks open the
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door. And I think Vendel does kick
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open the door. I think they do a really good
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job of. That was great ease.
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Would you like me to power like that?
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Yes, please. All right.
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Power leg 13. Good enough.
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I rolled A10. Nice.
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More like. The great enough bursts open and
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a bit of the lock flies across the room and hits one of the
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grunts for two damage in the strobey darkness.
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What the fuck was that? What the Hell's going on?
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It seems we're being attacked. Roll initiative.
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I don't know. I don't know what's going on in
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there, but I see a lot of glow sticks flicking around.
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Sano, out of everyone in initiative, you are first.
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Oh, my gosh, I'm first. So blessed.
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How should I blessed? Oh, apologies, actually, who has
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higher reflex? Sano or Jeb 088?
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LOL. All right, you guys, roll it
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off, all right? Or decide who goes first.
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It's up to you. Yeah, What do you what's what
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are you doing? Narratively, it would make more
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sense if Jeb goes first, cuz you just did the whole.
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OK, I'm not explody. Explody a car, explody, boy.
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Jeb go first. If you don't leave the doorway,
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I'll let it be a bonus action. But you can't leave the doorway.
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Deal. I don't leave the doorway.
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And then it explody and then I shoot.
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So I want you to roll me a driving check and then something
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for it to explode. OK.
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It's going to be the two guys. It's a driving vehicle.
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Yeah, that that makes sense to me.
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Drive land vehicle 22. Nice.
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It drives right up underneath the table and it's ready to
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blow. And the lights have gone dark.
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The music is bumping, the strobe lights are going and I just go,
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hey, Van Dale, check this shoedale.
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And then I press the button on the remote control.
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Oh, cool, cool. How much damage does that do?
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Retro. Big.
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I think it was about the same as a regular grenade.
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OK, all of them. All of the damage.
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How much is a grenade? A grenade is 76.
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Jesus Christ. OK, what could be better ones on
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that? Are you kidding me?
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That's five ones. Nice.
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You rolled 5 ones, but you still caused 22 damage.
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The table explodes and pushes them both back against the wall,
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giving you. Quite the advantages.
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Now they have no cover whatsoever.
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And then jib like whips around the corner with his two pistols
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just Bang Bang to each of the Moocs that have been pushed
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against the wall from that explosion.
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Sounds good. Oh nice.
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A 25 and a 27. Both of those hit and you look
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like a badass in the strobe light as it happens.
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That's right, 13 and 9 damage. You hit them both square in the
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chest, one of them falls to the ground and dies.
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The one that's closer to you. His body falls to the ground and
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you can see the blood seat in stages as the strobe light
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flashes. Hell yeah, you see that van
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Dale, What do you think about that?
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Not bad. Goddamn right.
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All right, all right, kid, get in there and the other guy goes
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below half health. You didn't say head, so it's
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body roaming 2D6OK9 torn muscle as he takes a step back to try
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and avoid your bullet. His leg twists, and you actually
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see the muscle in the back of his leg snap in half.
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It's Cybertex. So the actual Mal metal of it is
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now sticking out of his leg and he falls to one knee.
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He's not going to do a very good job for the rest of this.
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And then we go upstairs to Sano. All right, I rip open the Hatch.
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The music starts blaring through it.
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I will lock in a grenade. Which one though?
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You have found a hatch on the West side of the hall, above one
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of the balconies. Ah, so I will jump down it.
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Cool. Shoot a grenade to this
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Lieutenant. So the Lieutenant on the
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balcony? Yeah, On the balcony.
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Yes. That's what I'll do with my
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rocket launcher. Hand.
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Hand pops. Open 18.
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Yeah. You hit 34 damage.
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That's a 6620. He's dead.
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His body explodes. And viscera goes all over the
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balcony. The grunt that's at the very end
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is a little freaked out. And they hide behind the
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computer, lights blinking, and the sound just pops down.
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And then it blacks on him and then and it comes back up and it
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there's this grenade explosion and then it blacks again and he
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just runs for is this railing here like cover or is it like
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bars and glass? I rolled high enough It is
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cover, all right. Nice.
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I'll hide. I'll go to, like, the middle of
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the railing where the guy blew up and all.
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I'll get covered. All right, Roll me.
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Evasion. Evasion, 20.
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That's fine. You don't slip on his blood.
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Nice. And it's henna's turn.
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What do you think henna should do, Sanna?
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Ooh, yeah. He's probably can't reach the
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other balcony. How far is the balconies between
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each other? The width of a banquet hall.
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So about. 250 feet wide? Yeah, it's a little too far.
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Pretty far, yeah. So Hannah will drop down and try
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and kill the other grunt on the other side of the hallway.
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There. Hannah jumps down and starts
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running towards him. That that's quite the distance,
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so they only get to hit once, so they have one chance.
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They better not blow it. 20 nice.
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Cuts him down for eight damage. It cuts off a huge piece of his
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armor, but he actually doesn't take a hit.
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He's in a bit of shock because he's just had a very, very
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talented fighter come barreling down on him, and now Henna is
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face to face with this grunt. They push him off the balcony as
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their bonus action. Nice classic stab and push 15,
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although the grunt rolls at 15 for evasion.
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Henna has a higher reflex and the guy falls off the balcony.
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Lands on the vending machine, causes an extra 2 damage because
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it's made of metal, and does a total of 14 damage as he falls
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to the ground and breaks his leg.
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All wild music and strobe lights are blaring on and it's Vandal's
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turn. Vandal is going to charge at the
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grunt that is under the railing to the left.
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Yeah, finish your mouth. Just run them through with their
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short sword. Nice.
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Hell yeah. Ooh that's a 5.
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Bendel tries to hit them and as they try and swing the flashing
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lights are too much and they let go of their sword and it falls
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into the darkness and they don't have it anymore.
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Can I say that they because they were still charging that they
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still bowl, rush the purse and then knock them down?
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Yes, it's a melee weapons. They do get another hit if they
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wanted to use a different melee weapon.
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So you could use, like, the leg to kick him, or we'll just we'll
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just tackle. Okay, sure.
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Roll rolling. Do a heck and punch.
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Do a heck. And this guy's got a pulled
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muscle, though, so doing that's probably very easy.
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There you go. Nope.
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Are you Today? Bendel takes a step, missteps,
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rolls over, and completely. This is.
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I feel bad. As they fall, they land on their
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own sword, causing full damage to their left arm, passing by
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their armor. That's a correct one.
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Yeah. Vandal, you probably shouldn't
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hang out with me. I got bad luck.
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Fuck. I've got a sword in my arm.
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What the fuck? How many points of damage did
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you say it was? Yeah, it's four, but it goes
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past their armor. Great.
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So they take full damage. Oh, fuck.
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And I, owner, it's your turn. I've just seen this on the
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camera. So I'm, I'm sitting, I'm sitting
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at the computer. I I deep sigh and I push back on
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the desk and my my chair rolls backwards and I get up.
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I pull my gun. I walk to the doorway and I
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just. I lean through and I shoot at
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the grunt. That went dumbest, yeah. 24 and
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I don't miss. I don't miss.
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You don't miss. 14 damage. Nice.
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Yeah. You got a six there.
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Not two. But you got a 614 damage.
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Yeah. You hear him?
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He was already pretty damaged. He pulled a muscle in his leg.
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The bullet goes square between his eyes and he falls to the
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ground like a sack of shit. Oh, fuck.
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Thank you, Iona. Don't forget to use the the, the
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single deploy shield. Do I use it now?
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I really know where the enemy is.
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Yes. Use it now.
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Yes, use it now. All right.
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On their next turn, they'll attempt to use it.
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Is that all you do in your turn? I'm going to start to head back
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to the computer because I don't think I'm going to be needed in
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this fight, so I will. I will turn around, back into
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the doorway so that I am not in the fight.
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All right. The smoke begins to subside.
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Oh, no. Did they merge into one Ryu
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clone? No, that would be silly.
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And it's it's the grunt to choose first.
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The grunt at the very back corner of the room on the other
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balcony that no one's got to yet, pulls out his gun and tries
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to shoot someone. He's only got a pistol, but he
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does his best. He's also above, so he's got
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yeah, so he gets +2 to that. That's a 16.
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Both Sono and Henna won't get that bonus, so they're aiming at
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Vendel. Is a still target.
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So you hear this gunfire and it misses as it cascades through
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the smoke. Then it hits the ground near
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Vendale and they're like, it has two shots though, so they shoot
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again. 60 is directly on the other side of the cloud of
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smoke, so yes, and they miss again.
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The Rio, on the other hand, is right next to them.
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That's okay. They got shield stuff.
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They got shield. Their shield's fine.
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Their shield's up. Full help.
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It's fine. It'll be fine.
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The Ryo dashes up to Vandel takes out their blue glowing
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laser blade, which now glows in this room like a glow stick.
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They take a slice. It's the blue blade against
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against with the green, the Green Lake stripe.
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It's a fair Jedi. It's very Jedi.
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Yes, 19 hits, 14 damage. Was this upper body or lower
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body? It hits the shield.
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So the shield gets reduced damage.
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Yeah, that's a melee. So they attack again, doing 23
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this time, definitely hitting, doing 19 damage to that shield.
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It's not got much power left that shield does it?
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No. I'm trying to think, what's 36
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-? 1917 haha.
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Two hits took me from 50 to 17. Haha.
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So fun haha. I love.
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I love playing games with my friends.
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Then Ryu dashes back behind a chair to take cover the other
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group. Activates and Ryu steps out of
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some of the smoke. Still kind of having a problem
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seeing this one. This one didn't roll as well.
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Yeah, they still try and attack Jeb this time.
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No dashing across to the doorway where you are.
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No, no, I checked. He doesn't do that.
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Oh, that's a crit on his laser blade.
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Oh, definitely hits you. Does 13 damage and because it's
23:32
crit, does 2 damage to your. Armor.
23:36
How much damage? Sorry to me.
23:37
Your armor goes down by two and 13 minus whatever your armor is
23:40
before the reduction. My OK, got it.
23:43
Jesus Christ, man. Just so you know I've got a
23:47
present for you and then whenever it's my turn he slices
23:49
you again. Oh wait, no causing causing one
23:55
damage to your armor but not actually hurting you.
23:58
This time I'm. I'm directly around the corner.
24:00
How much? How much to my to my armor?
24:03
Sorry. One that time because.
24:05
My leather guster is fucked up. The left tenant on the balcony
24:09
sees all of this and it's his turn and he attacks.
24:13
He takes out his shotgun and points it.
24:15
No he takes out a mini gun because he has one on this
24:19
balcony and starts shooting at jet.
24:21
Oh shit rolls in 19. They get +2 because they're on
24:26
the balcony that hits causing 20 damage.
24:30
Jesus, Crash. 20 damage, huh? Yeah.
24:35
Does that ablade my armor at all?
24:37
Only by one. Only by one.
24:39
OK, you guys, I'm below half health.
24:43
I'm back into this room. Oh, you're below half health.
24:46
I'm at 14 health out of 45. Nice.
24:49
Well, so we can't hear you, Jeff, because the music so loud.
24:51
So you kind of, I mean, I can, I can kind of hear him muffled
24:55
because I'm. I'm basically directly behind
24:57
him, just behind a wall. You see him get rid of his
25:01
bullets. Roll 2D6.
25:02
Jeff. I love this game.
25:07
To be fair, that was a joke. And I really do love this game
25:09
and I love playing it with you guys and I love you guys.
25:12
I actually have to roll that because I'm the one who did the
25:14
damage. Oh, I just whoops.
25:18
What did you roll? Don't worry about that.
25:19
You rode one of them. You rode.
25:21
One of the sixes rolled 5. You only rolled 1D66I only
25:26
rolled. Add D6 as the bullets hail
25:30
across the room. It blasts through your leg and
25:32
the bottom half of your leg comes the fuck off.
25:34
You are now A1 legged cowboy. Jesus crust Vid.
25:39
They'll do something. What?
25:41
What did you say? All right, Jeb, half your leg is
25:46
on the ground. Yeah.
25:48
Is it my turn? No, it is not.
25:52
It is Retro's turn. Question hit me.
25:55
I'm at the Hatch. Yes.
25:59
Others have dropped out of. If I was to drop down, where am
26:03
I allowed to drop at? You're allowed to drop on your
26:06
side where that square is. Unless you want to look for
26:08
another hatch. I think I want to look for the
26:10
other hatch. OK.
26:11
Roll perception 21. Yeah, you find it.
26:19
It's parallel on the other side of the the other side of the
26:21
hole. Oh, I can't 250 feet.
26:24
I can't make that far with my distance.
26:27
I'm going to say that you started in the middle then,
26:29
yeah, I will make my way over to here.
26:31
And then can I drop down on top of that Lieutenant using my body
26:37
weight to crush him and shoot the mini gun afterwards?
26:42
Yes, you can use the weight of the mini gun to help you.
26:45
OK, so I can drop down. It's a fucking vinegar.
26:47
Yeah, using the way to that. Also to crush him and then shoot
26:50
into this darkness area. Sure.
26:53
Yeah, I do it. Cool.
26:56
Roll something 18. Why?
26:59
Education. I'm explaining.
27:02
I'm going to explain. OK, you said roll something.
27:07
Fuck. Hold on, hold on.
27:10
Remy has a lot of schooling that he's done.
27:14
And using that with his powered brain of a computer TV set makes
27:21
calculations to know exactly where and how to jump onto the
27:25
guy to slam down on top of him using all his body.
27:28
Wear his physics. It's just physics.
27:31
Great. Yeah, that's fine.
27:33
All right, then I'm going to say 18.
27:36
You get 2 D 6 + 4 damage. 10, nice.
27:41
He's also now pinned underneath you and a mini gun.
27:44
And now can't fire his mini gun, so that's good.
27:47
And then I'll fire the mini gun into the inky blackness of the
27:50
smoke area. Are you aiming for the Ryu on
27:54
the other side? Well, technically I can't see
27:56
him because he's on the opposite side of me, right?
27:59
Oh, yeah, I guess so. But I know that none of my guys
28:02
are in there. Correct.
28:03
So that's true. Yeah, Mini gun is more of an
28:06
area weapon. So I blast away, hopefully
28:08
hitting something. Sounds good to me.
28:11
Roll. The mini gun Nice yeah 22 causes
28:18
a decent amount of damage in there and the mini gun is
28:22
5D65D6OK21. The bullets hail through because
28:30
of the smoke. I'm going to let this Rio try
28:33
and dodge it. They managed to.
28:36
The one inside the smoke gets minus 8 to this.
28:41
Yeah, minus 8. You hit the other Ryu inside and
28:44
he takes a decent amount of damage, which is 21.
28:48
Nice. Unsuspecting.
28:52
You hit him in the back and it blades his armor by three
28:55
because he's in the snow. Nice.
28:58
And can you roll me one D6 after the barrel has finished spinning
29:06
it's hot and you tilt it down and the tip of it.
29:10
Scores across this Arasaka's face and burns 5 damage into
29:15
him. Thanks for cooling me off buddy.
29:19
The Ryder in the smoke is pissed off around.
29:22
The smoke is very very pissed off.
29:23
He is quite damaged, but he heads towards Vendel being the
29:28
most open target they can see and they attack with the laser
29:32
blade Vendel attempts to evade. Who does not do a good job?
29:39
Stop it. OK, 18 damage to that shield.
29:46
OK, so they take one damage. OK?
29:47
And the shield is the attack. So Oh my fucking God, they hit
29:55
again. 13 damage. So that's whatever their regular
29:58
armor is. Minus 13 and then minus one to
30:01
their armor. Yeah.
30:03
Oh, my shield stopped working. Fuck.
30:06
And that's their turn. It is once again.
30:10
Jeb's turn. Hooray, Jeb.
30:14
You have one leg. Jeb.
30:15
Yeah. Jeb falls to the ground, his
30:18
stump bleeding profusely, but he still holds on to his two.
30:23
I forgot. I'm so sorry.
30:25
The Ryu close to you has to roll.
30:27
Resist torture drugs. Oh, my God.
30:32
We're the same. Do you see a familiar glint in
30:36
the Ryu's eyes and he grits his teeth and turns his eyes away
30:40
from your slowly bleeding leg? And Jeb just blood profusely
30:47
just pulling out of the stub just holds on to his two twin
30:52
Colt Fortyfives, gives him both a little kiss.
30:56
Just come on wait. And just takes two shots at the
31:00
Ryu right in front of him. Do it nice.
31:03
Both of those hit beautifully. Roll damage 10:00 and 9:00.
31:08
No double sixes. 19 damage. And that's enough for that Ryu
31:14
when he wasn't paying attention to get hit and he's not feeling
31:17
good, he he gets under half. Yeah, he gets under half.
31:20
Health. Probably 2D sixes.
31:21
Oh, his muscle Tez as well. You've actually flown through
31:27
the tendon in his wrist and he now can't use his sword.
31:31
Yes, that's right. Son of a bitch.
31:33
You may have came up and I'm taking you down with me.
31:37
God damn it. Fuck.
31:39
He pulls his sword with his left hand now and saw.
31:42
No, it's your turn. OK.
31:45
I can see Vandel is in trouble from underneath the railing
31:51
balcony I'm on, so I will jump off and try to land a sword
31:56
right on top of this Rio. Sick.
32:00
Do I just roll attack or do I roll Athletics?
32:02
Yes. Are you trying to kill him out?
32:03
Right. Yes.
32:06
All right, cool. If you want to do an aim shot
32:09
like that, that's minus 8. Okay.
32:12
Okay. I get a + 3.
32:15
So it's not. You're pretty close, so there's
32:18
a good chance of hitting him. Hold on, hold on, Sano.
32:22
You could use your bonus action to focus, and then that way it
32:24
would bring it down even more. I could.
32:27
That's the thing. We've.
32:29
We established this already. We have.
32:32
OK, I'm focused. Yes, seven now.
32:35
Oh, OK, that's fine. He played 22 + 3.
32:43
You get. So it be minus 7, -, 6, -, 5.
32:47
Because you're attacking from above, you get +2 from that.
32:50
We defined that earlier, and that means.
32:54
You don't beat their evasion. Did you get a second slice?
32:56
It's 20. Damn.
32:58
One away. Wait, wait.
33:00
You have a + 3, right? +2 was just 55, and the plus one
33:04
for focus. So only have a -, 1.
33:06
Oh, nice. Yeah.
33:08
All right, Yeah. You drive a sword straight
33:11
through his body, and now there's a sword through his
33:14
body. He's actually still alive, but
33:17
with the sword through his body, he can't move his torso now.
33:19
Sweet. I will attack you.
33:21
Have a second slice. So again.
33:23
Then normally. Oh, you haven't even done damage
33:27
yet. Oh yeah, roll damage.
33:28
Alright, alright, 14. Nice.
33:33
Yeah, nice. OK, I will.
33:37
It's 15. Actually it's 15.
33:39
Oh yeah, and I'll take it again, 2222.
33:42
Yeah, good enough. He's got a massive reduction to
33:47
his evasion because there's a sword through his body.
33:49
Nice. Nice.
33:50
So he has to roll a crit to get out of this, which he does not.
33:53
Yeah, that final slice kills him.
33:55
You put a sword through his body and then pulled it out.
33:58
Tell me how cool that death happens.
34:00
Yes, I see Bendel is having lots of trouble and ice cream Bendel
34:08
back away and I get all my heat sort.
34:12
I Rev it up and it Revs throughout the music and it's
34:15
like I see a bright shining red as the music flares and it like
34:19
flashes and I'm up there and then it flashes and then I'm
34:22
right above him. And then it flashes.
34:24
I I go right through his spine with my sword and I twist it and
34:29
I slash throughout his thread, slash it out, words through his
34:36
shoulder blade. And these blood just pools on
34:40
the floor as he collapses and his body falls into.
34:44
I give Vendel a hand. Vendel gets up and pulls their
34:48
sword out of their arm and puts it in their sheath.
34:52
OK, keep your head in the game and you got it.
34:55
Hannah comes down the stairs, slices that grunt with their
35:00
sword, hitting them for 16. They're on the ground doing 12
35:05
damage, cutting their artery in their neck, and they start to
35:09
bleed out and they slowly die next to the vending machine.
35:13
They have a second hit, they go behind Ryu, who's distracted by
35:17
the thing you just did, Sino. And they take out their electric
35:20
whip and wrap it around his neck, holding him back.
35:26
Now with this electric whip doing too damaged, so I'm
35:30
blaming their armor. But now has a Ryu by the neck.
35:34
Nice, nice. And it's Bendel's turn.
35:38
Bendel is, I think, going to travel to Jeb and put the popup
35:47
shield. Basically in front of the door.
35:51
So Venda going to say that they grab a piece of Ryu?
35:55
Sure. I was thinking that Jeb would
35:58
just eat his own leg. Oh, shit.
36:02
Oh, or is Vindel eating? I added you.
36:06
Or is Vendel eating Ryu? No, Vendel was going to bring
36:10
the piece of Ryu to Jeb. Yeah, we're going to make Jeb
36:13
eat his own leg. Cool.
36:15
Yeah. All right.
36:18
So Vendel runs over to where Jeb is and deploys the cover,
36:23
putting him in complete safety as it shunts into the ground.
36:27
It opens up, Oh my God. You know, you see it in the
36:32
hollow, in the hollow place, and you never realize how much it
36:36
really you're going to be OK, Trust me, You're going to be
36:38
just fine. And then do they attack anyone?
36:42
Nope. Cool.
36:43
They're hiding behind the cover as well.
36:44
So it's the three of us back here.
36:48
And it's your turn, Iona. I'm going to jab.
36:51
This is going to sound strange, but you know, you already know
36:56
how this works. And I'm going to drag his bloody
36:59
leg over to him. No, no, I don't.
37:01
I I I I don't want to. You're dying.
37:05
You're going to die. Jab, roll.
37:08
Resist, torture, drive. This is the way 15I chop.
37:14
I jump into it. OK?
37:16
I need you to roll. 5D sixes especially because I the eating
37:22
your own body regenerates more. I think.
37:25
I mean, that one more D6 was like the idea, right?
37:28
Like only one more D6 is 60. Sixties.
37:30
Oh, sixties. Oh, sorry, I thought you said
37:32
five. I said the wrong thing.
37:33
Just one more. One more.
37:34
Cool. Cool.
37:36
Super cool. Super awesome, and fun.
37:39
So here's the thing, Jeb, You have body fuel bite in.
37:44
You running coursing through my veins?
37:48
Yeah. So you you kind of have a
37:52
choice. I'm going to give you like a
37:53
meta choice. You can either later on get a
37:57
replacement leg or Jeb can go through the incredibly painful
38:00
process of very quickly regrowing this leg.
38:03
Well, that seems more thematically appropriate
38:06
considering, like you guys, it turns out that the reason that
38:10
Jeb had body fuel bite this whole time was so that he could
38:15
do this exact moment. Right, so you regrow his fucking
38:19
leg. So Jeb, as you start your own
38:22
leg, your left leg starts to ache and the edge of the bone
38:27
starts to click and break and your leg is slowly trying to
38:30
regrow, but it is excruciatingly painful and looks horrendous.
38:36
Like your flesh crawls down your leg and there's a little tattoo
38:41
and there's a little tattoo near the edge of your knee and that
38:45
is regrowing. There's a tattoo that's growing.
38:49
Do you want do you want us to knock you out for the process of
38:51
regrowing your leg? I have some kittens.
38:55
If I if I I got to take a shot. I got to help.
39:00
Y'all you got at least 6 seconds until your next shot and he like
39:05
brushes away a tear he goes. I'm just gonna bat the bullet.
39:10
And he puts a literal bullet into his teeth.
39:13
He, he, he he injects a bullet from the drum of one of his
39:16
revolvers and puts it between his molars and just goes.
39:19
I'm about this bullet and I'm about calling.
39:21
Good. All right, great.
39:23
And and I'm now I'm just overseeing this process and I've
39:27
actually turned on the camera in my eye.
39:30
Nice. You're quoting this.
39:31
This is important. There.
39:33
I mean that I was trying to write notes at the same time as
39:37
keeping an eye on the battlefield.
39:39
He rides and we shut the door. Oh, and you, You actually go to
39:42
the other side and drag? Yeah.
39:44
OK, cool. So there's the pop up shield
39:45
that we shut the door. No, I didn't want to shoot him.
39:48
No, I grabbed. I grabbed his leg and that's it.
39:51
The pop up shield has sealed the door.
39:53
Great, so you'd have to, like, break it off the ground in order
39:57
to move it on. The Ryu in the room sees Sano
40:01
and jumps towards him. You're now standing above the
40:05
dead body of another Ryu. Roll evasion. 24 He misses.
40:10
He attacks you again, and as he goes to attack you, he sticks
40:15
his blade into the ground and it flicks and just skirts across
40:19
the room. Fuck brother, you are no brother
40:22
of mine, you soulless clone. It gives you a light smack
40:26
across the face. It doesn't do any damage.
40:30
It's just pissed off. Drove that game we used to play
40:35
slaps. Fuck you.
40:38
Fuck you. No, fuck you.
40:41
No, fuck you. The grunt is now pretty scared
40:44
of Retro, but he tries to shoot Retro on the balcony and he
40:47
misses, of course. Can I do something thematic?
40:51
Sure, he does have another shot. Well, actually, yeah, have him
40:54
take the second shot first. OK, that's a crit.
40:58
He totally hits you for 11 damage, causing, I imagine, no
41:02
damage or whatsoever, but well, my shield is in the 10s now.
41:06
Oh OK, so you take one damage, but the first bullet, he shoots
41:11
and it just ricochets off of my head and I turn around and go
41:15
motherfucker. And then the second shot he does
41:17
literally blasts into my shoulder with the shield going
41:21
earn. I'm like.
41:22
Cocks and it's your turn. I am going to stand my ground
41:28
while being on top of this Lieutenant, putting more force
41:32
than I can on the mini gun. Kind of keep him pinned down and
41:35
the second one on his crotch and using my weight spinning on that
41:40
right heel that's on his crutch to then turn to the guy who just
41:43
shot me and blast them. So the Lieutenant underneath
41:46
you, the only way you'd get out is if he rolled a crib and he
41:49
just rolled 27. So he does as you try and step
41:53
on his groin, he rolls out of the way and now he's ready to
41:55
shoot you. He did have to leave his mini
41:57
gun behind because it's ridiculous to have someone roll
41:59
with a mini gun. Yeah, he will be able to shoot
42:02
you. Well, he's closer to me and all,
42:03
honestly, if that's what's going to happen.
42:05
Instead of turning to him, if I know, since that happens.
42:07
I noticed that I turned to him and shoot him instead.
42:10
Damn. All right.
42:11
Twenty. Yeah.
42:12
You hit him Well, damage 10 damage.
42:14
He's already been hit a few times.
42:16
Yeah, you fired a mini gun at him.
42:18
The bullets. Fill his torso as he gets the
42:24
wall and he slides down and leads to stain the black blood
42:28
on the wall. Another one down, retro.
42:30
I don't have a cool line this time.
42:31
The Ryu that Henna has bound with her electric whip tries to
42:36
get out of the clutches of henna.
42:37
Ooh manages to snap her whip in half and it breaks.
42:42
He breaks away from it, turns around and attacks her with his
42:46
sword, hitting her four. 12 damage.
42:50
She takes a step back and he attacks again, hitting her again
42:53
with a crip for 27 damage, causing her to fall over on her
42:57
butt. She's now down by the stairs,
42:59
away from everyone else, being very much crowded by a riot
43:03
clone. Jeb Jeb, you're incapacitated,
43:06
unfortunately, with your leg regrowing, all I can have you do
43:10
is roll resist talks to drugs, I mean.
43:12
What are my what are the options here?
43:15
Here's the thing. If you roll well with resist
43:17
Torture drugs, your leg is regrowing better than it did
43:19
before 15. It's growing just as it used to
43:21
be. It's growing the same.
43:22
Not damn good. Yeah, you're not getting any
43:25
super crits. You've got two more rolls for it
43:27
to grow. Actually, you might have a few
43:28
more than that. We'll see.
43:29
I'm going to go with two more for now.
43:31
So no. Oh, no shit.
43:38
How mechanized are these cloners?
43:41
Are they? They're pretty much all tech,
43:44
right? Pretty much all tech.
43:47
The shoulders are connected as one piece of cyber tech, so both
43:51
arms behave as one which is connected through to some stuff
43:54
on their neck. A lot of their lower jaw is
43:56
mechanical. Both of their eyes, the backside
43:58
of their head, their legs. I'm going to shoot EMP grenade
44:04
then. OK, nice.
44:07
But not at the one in front of me, The one next to Hannah.
44:10
OK, sure, because she's not looking great.
44:13
So I am going to get up my hand and load in the MP grenade and
44:20
fire it over there. Yeah, 21, Yeah, that hits.
44:24
Will you roll me? Damage.
44:26
Oh, 29 is more than enough. Yeah.
44:27
He drops to the ground and starts to convulse.
44:30
He actually falls over the the chair that he's next to and
44:34
Hertz is on. Making a little bit of damage.
44:36
There is a Ryu next to you though, isn't it?
44:38
Yes. There.
44:39
Yes. There's no cover anywhere near
44:44
me. How tall are the banisters up
44:47
above the balconies? You could jump up there.
44:50
No, everyone could. All right.
44:51
I'm going to try and jump up there.
44:53
As a bonus to get away from this for you.
44:56
Cool. Rolled Athletics 1616.
44:58
Nice. Yeah, that's definitely enough.
45:01
You get back on the balcony. Cool.
45:03
Yeah. And I'll.
45:04
I'll taunt this for you to come chase me nice and I'll run over
45:09
here, I guess. So you're going to run back to
45:11
the backside of the train? Yeah.
45:13
And he's henna's turn. Get in cover.
45:15
Henna, while sitting down, pulls out their pistol and shoots it
45:19
at the Ryu. They're old.
45:20
A crip fail. And they're gun jets.
45:23
Yeah. She looks at him with a smile
45:25
and says, Ryu. What brother?
45:28
Catch. She throws A grenade at it.
45:30
Brutal, dude. It doesn't have.
45:31
I'm going to give a -, 5 for Hannah using a memory, and the
45:37
Ryu instinctively just catches the grenade.
45:39
Oh shit. Oh fuck.
45:41
And it explodes in his hand, blowing off his arm and finally
45:45
putting him to rest. He falls to the ground.
45:47
Dad. Thanks for the distraction,
45:48
brother. Yeah, seems like you needed it
45:50
the last Ryu jumps up. Onto the balcony.
45:53
Oh yeah. He makes it onto the balcony
45:55
with a 28, doing a flip as he lands on top.
45:58
He takes out his big chunky gun and shoots it at you.
46:01
Hitting you for 16 does 8 damage.
46:03
A blading your armor by 1. The big chunky gun shoots twice.
46:06
Nice. Hitting you again with 22A,
46:08
blading your armor again by one but not causing any damage.
46:10
No. My armor's 7 now.
46:12
Oh then, causing one. Shit.
46:14
And it's retro stand. I'm just getting low.
46:17
That's right, Retro. Gonna check the mini gun.
46:19
We got one charge left looks to the right.
46:21
There's Batty right there. Looks towards the other small
46:25
Batty that's near. Kind of Just realizes that's not
46:28
the one. Points the gun down at Rio and
46:30
takes a shot. He is very far away.
46:32
Yeah, but he's shooting across the the hole with a mini gun.
46:36
I think that would be less effective.
46:39
And he gets +2 because he's from a balcony That's 20.
46:42
That's twenty. That hits Lovely day.
46:44
Yeah, he hits that riot. And even though he was about to
46:47
attack Sarno, he gets eviscerated by bullets and it
46:50
fills him. He bleeds everywhere and falls
46:53
to the ground and there's only one guy.
46:57
Left in here, one of the grunts is at the other side of the
47:00
balcony near Retro and he pulls out his gun and tries to shoot
47:03
Retro. Your old's A crit 22 and hits
47:06
you for 16 damage. Shield's gone.
47:09
Shield's gone. He shoots you again with 13 and
47:12
misses entirely, and then he jumps down behind the vending
47:17
machine so you can't see him. But it is Sano's turn.
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OK. The real Riu in front of me is
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dead. OK.
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Can I get to this guy over here with melee?
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Is he's way too far though? Yeah, you could.
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I mean, not with the melee, but you could definitely shoot him.
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OK, I'll run over across the balcony and I'll get out my gun.
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Get a + 2 from shooting from the balcony. 19 Yeah, you hit him.
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Roll damage switch. He's got his back to you.
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And this is 21 Does 21 damage. You hit him right in the back of
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the neck. You watch his head turn to the
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side, he falls to the ground, and finally combat is over.
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I still pass out. No, on the other side of the
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door. Jeb.
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Your your legs. About 30% grown.
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I need you to roll. Resist, Torture, Drugs 9.
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Growing normal. I rush over to hand on a
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mixture. She's OK.
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She gets up. That's quite the fight.
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Really dangerous in a group. Yeah.
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Can you imagine an army? That'd be bad.
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Very bad. Nice thinking with making steak
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real. So still had his memories.
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I didn't even know he still did. He was worth a shot.
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It was a grenade. Yes.
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Oh yeah. Retro, can you can you go and
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fix that? Yeah.
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I'm going to grab the other mini gun on the way down now.
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So now I have two mini guns. Can you carry 2 mini guns?
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The first mini gun is depleted. Throw that one away.
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Get a new one. No, don't throw it away.
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You can use it for something else.
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Yeah, but you can't. You can't carry 2 mini guns,
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dude, that requires 2 hands. I have two hands.
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You can't carry 2 mini guns. Each mini gun is 2 hands.
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I take the one that's still full.
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All right. It has two shots because it got
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fired once and I'll start tearing away at the AT the
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Somebody with a sword, please. Just cut.
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Do you want to try and dismantle it or do you want to just tear
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it down? I can dismantle it.
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Yeah. I'll just mantle it.
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Yeah. Roll basic tech.
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You get to reuse it. You just rub that.
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Yeah, guys, there's a button on here.
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You just press. You got to reach around the
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back. It's it's on the other side.
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No, it's on. I can't reach it.
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I just got it. And it deconstructs back into
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its first construction. You get one more deployment with
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it before it will be permanent. Well, you you takedown the.
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The pop, the pop shield and you have the horrifying sight of Jeb
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re growing his leg. Oh dear God, Jeb.
49:54
There's a half eaten leg next to Jeb and then a half grow his leg
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like it's like it's from a Thanksgiving Turkey.
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And his other leg looks like a little tiny baby leg that's
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growing out at the same time. Oh my Oh my God, look at that.
50:12
I got a town in there. Next time on no latency.
50:28
You know, I I just this is the first time I've ever eaten.
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Myself. True cannibalism.
50:35
You have completely shattered this one.
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It doesn't even light up anymore.
50:40
Is there another healing patch or is have we used them all up?
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You want me to do it? Ooh, that's full health, baby.
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Yes. Come here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.
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Should we get stranger? All right, I'll go get stranger.
50:55
Do you realize you have a tiny leg you guys had Bring some real
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fucked up things in front of me. You know that?
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Hungry. Oh, also, I got another Med kit.
51:02
So I have three Med kits on me. Does anyone else need one?
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Anything. Honestly, to stop the bleeding.
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Or a grilled cheese? Stranger, open the damn door.
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All right, I'll load a sticky grenade.
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I'm surgical with this bitch. We're good, actually.
51:13
Let's take a look. I'm pretty sure I got smoker
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nights don't shoot the sun. Yeah.
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Can I use my bonus action to figure out what the fuck is
51:21
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